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First for arselel
>Actually made it to 700 sub-sub edition
fourth(?) for eplel
>THINGS THAT ARE EXTREMELY -EV
BUYING A BRAND NEW CAR
HAVING KIDS
FOLLOWING MACKERS MAIN GROUP BETS
GOING TO A SHIT UNI DOING A SHIT COURSE
HAVING A GF
>arsenal conceding to a curacauan full back named Cuco Martina
top kek
>>64461987
is mackers is -ev and loses money constantly, can't you just fade/lay whatever he picks?
>arsenal
>>64462046
>is
oops, meant if mackers is -ev
>Lester
>Arsenal
U2.5 is the bet
>Miami receivers in charge of holding on to the fucking ball
>no Notts County administration
m8 PLEASE I NEED THIS
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>>64462046
no, bookies take an edge on the other side too, you'll be -ev
i want to be on the bookies side, do they recrute computer guys ?
one more please besiktas gyaldem
>the volatile and unpredictable nature of the Premier League
Think it's back to betting on obscure Chinese lower-division league games for me lads!
11 in the 7th at aqueduct. Rare triple advantage horse. Get your wonga loan ready
>tfw you missed out on the mainstream value of leicester DC
>>64462548
M A P L E
A
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E
Ill take a push on the overs for that US/Canada game
>>64462517
where is the aqueduct?
>>64462548
only worms took the DC, birds were small/medium on sw/dnb or avoided it completely
>>64462330
FUCK
DAC
>>64462705
nyc, NY
You woulda needed a shotgun to stop the 11 from charging home. Hope you lads got paid
Imagine a world where Miami receivers catch the football. Imagine.
Heads gone.
>>64462800
>>64462768
oh. it already happened. fuck.
Imagine not getting on under25 fh in this Miami game
>>64462815
Washington -3 is a mainstream special tonight in 30 minutes in nba
>>64462815
>Imagine a world where Miami receivers catch the football. Imagine.
COUGH
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S
>>64462882
>that flag
>that sport
>that not >ameribets
kek
KEK
K E K
Any reason not to go large on under 51 in this Miami game?
>>64462972
It is m8 sometimes just take the tip :^)
Devonport. Race 1. Quiet [email protected] E/W. It is the horses 2nd race, so it may be mispriced. Got 3rd in it's first, but this time has a much better and in form jockey.
>>64462967
>tfw couged my own post
>>64463074
Which bookie has it priced at 12.40?
>>64463154
it's centrebet's centretop tote. pretty sure it can drop though?
>>64462871
Gonna get memed brah
>>64463203
Fml
Dont understand why Macker's m8s m8 would lie about Notts County going into admin. Why would someone do that?
Bills, Panthers and Texans. How fucked am I?
>>64463270
This. Thinking about this keeps me awake at night. I genuinely cant understand it.
>>64463282
Texans QB is Case Keenum so alot
So when looking at in-play NBA games, how far does the line have to shift the 'wrong' way to be considered better value on average?
>>64463307
Its weeden, and we always beat the titans plus mariota is out, so no worries in that game.
>arseanal
looking good.
fucking arsenal
>Arselel
Imagine betting on EPL. Imagine.
>>64463270
from notts myself, note happening lad
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
IMAGINE SEEING ARSENAL SW @1.1 AND THINKING YOURE ONTO A WORDLE
SO YOU LUMP IT INTO YOUR ACCCA AND YOURE WINNING ON ALL OTHER BETS BUT SOUTHAMPTION SCORE SO YOU SWEAT YOUR FIVER A BIT MORE
THEN YOU CSH OUT FOR £2.50 AND THINK YOUVE DONE A GOOD JOB
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64463561
>1.1
???
>>64463583
>HE THOUGHT HE WAS ONTO A WORLDIE
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64463601
>any mainstream league bet
>worldie
My point was that you couldn't even get your taunt right. The odds were much better than 1.1 you fucking pleb northerner
4chan on boxing day, what disgusting scum you are
>>64463561
>>64463601
>KHA KHA KHA
dank gimmick tbpqhl
>>64463650
YOU ARE ALSO ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE MORON
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
MTL Canadiens ML is WORLD value t b h
>>64463561
>typing 2.1 as 1.1
is this a new meme?
>>64463725
>not using Hong Kong odds
I'm glad I never bet on yuro football
>Arselel
>winning the league
pick one
imagine actually thinking arsenal wouldnt bottle it again
pmsl if you're not watching tbfqoty on c4
I put a cheeky fiver on 4th goal from Southhampton. I like shekels.
>>64463919
C4 is for penny punting leftists
Last race of the day at the big A and I can't look past the 8. It wasnt long ago this horse placed in the Pennsylvania derby. They had a tough year but they finally fired this stiff trainer and brought on the highly capable Linda Rice. This horse has no business being in a 22k claimer and you're going to see why
Reminder:
WSU -1.5
Duke +3.5 medium
Tulsa/Virginia tech o62
UCLA -6 small
>>64463919
fuck im missing it lad
tip: bankroll on Southhampton win @1.002
>>64464009
how confident are you in tulsa overs
need 1 more from southampton for the o3.5 and so the lads get a wake up call
t. arsenal fan
>>64464095
smedium
>>64464095
I'm on it too. One of the worst defenses in the country. That being said, Virginia Tech isn't exactly a prolifent offense
>feel like betting on mainstream NBA and premier league because it's Christmas
>lose every bet
just fuck my life up fa-m
>>64463708
b-but the habs have lost 5 straight
>>64464233
they are due for a win?
>>64464002
Barely even a workout for our horse. Nice day at the big A lads
were nets favourites pregame?
>>64464308
no, wizards were at -2.5 and they are the better team
>>64464331
oh. so pretty close to even though. I'm going nets for the next quarter.
Might need a different trip for my horse racing plays. Haven't tipped anything that has lost
>>64463950
nice
southampton you dogs.
Disgusting match fixing from Arsenal matchfixing
don't think i ever fistpumped a goal against >my club this hard
thank you southampton
>>64464538
>we
Why is Mike Leach so based? Once saw him leave a frat house at 2:30 in the morning on a Saturday with two coeds on his arms
One more for fun, I like the 5 in the 10th at gulfstream. Class of the field and isn't the favorite somehow. Good value at 3-1
>>64464458
>Might need a different trip for my horse racing plays. Haven't tipped anything that has lost
If you do mention you're 0-10 busc. I follow your horse tips and they make me money but I'm watching the Wazzu game with my pa and I can't be asked to get to a computer.
>>64464631
>Why is Mike Leach so based? Once saw him leave a frat house at 2:30 in the morning on a Saturday with two coeds on his arms
I want this to be true so badly
>>64464686
>i cant tip gulfstream
>>64464706
Sorry bout that last one lad, struggled through the pack and only had enough juice for 2nd
>>1013527
>>64464964
>CANT EVEN LINK TO ANOTHER POST
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64464969
your dads willy is big and thick i like to suck it
How long till winter friendlies??
I kinda feel bad for Miami for how bad they've been ref balled in this game
panthers -6.5
patriots -3
steelers -10
your welcome :)
>>64465038
You missed them mate they were last week.
>>64465107
'no'
Arawa Park. Acre 8.50/2.65 fixed E/W, but I went tote. Estimate is a bit more. The favourite is in it's first race, so it is quite an unknown. Acre ran second in it's last race. Same jockey as that race who is getting better each race as a beginner, with only 13 races under his belt.
>>64465047
>I kinda feel bad for Miami for how bad they've been ref balled in this game
Maybe they should stop committing penalties
COUGARS
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A
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>>64465158
race 2. apologies.
Not mad at Slovakia -1.5 vs Belarus tomorrow. Both teams are garbage but Belarus noticeably more so I think.
No idea for Swiss vs Denmark
>On unders
>3 points in 1Q
>Get comfy
>31 points in 2Q
J U S T
U
S
T
HAHA TIME TO COUG IT
>tfw got on washington instead of washington state
the sweat is over now fortunately, god bless gaskin
>>64465424
which game is that? i think it's american football (7 td + 1 fg) but i don't see any game with those scores
>tfw no femdom gf to force me to go LARGE on Tulsa overs so I can buy her new shoes
Just die in my sleep already.
>Throwing for 229 TD in high school
Jesus Christ
>>64465542
Duke match lid. On U73 prematch needed some lotto shite.
>>64465548
>tfw no greek gf to nag me to stop gambling
>>64465582
duke has 10 in the first quarter and 7 in the second, while indiana has 17 in the second
but hope the teams ease out and let you win your bet
>>64465623
On mobile 365 doesn't show quarter scores went to get food with like 2 minutes left of first Q so guess they scored as I left. JUST.
>>64465623
>hope the teams ease out and let you win
Please no. I'm on o73.5
>>64465685
Thanks for the money lid :^)
>>64465706
Anything for you bae :3
>parents met at WSU
>dad golfed for them and is a side hard fan
>conceived on campus
>went there 2 years before tranferring
>watched this mostly shitty program fail my whole life
>UW winning their game
>on WSU -3 and -1.5
please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it
how much you guys down today? I only got small on Stoke and medium on >Arsenal, so I'm around even, but judging by the results today it looks like a nightmare for pleb bets
>>64465777
Didnt bet today.
>>64465777
>how much you guys down today?
all my bets are winning but I have this horrible ominous feeling in my gut
>>64465777
DAC
>>64465777
barring a miracle from golden eagles, I would be up small finally after the bgsu, utah st, temple and blunder losses which cost me around $500 in total
>Wizards
Why is it called Boxing Day?
Because you would rather be boxing (prime) Mike Tyson than betting on this day :)
>>64465777
Afghan -3.5 -200
Stoke +0.5 +100
Qadsia -0.5 +100
Besik W -1.0 +250
Wizards -1.5 -50???
>>64465777
Haven't had a bet for 3/4 days lid, neither should you have.
>>64465777
been a pretty gud day desu.
>manure
>lelsea draw
> 4rsenil
got the treble m8s
>BEING
>DOWN
>TODAY
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64465777
I made the biggest stake I've done yet on Myungsik first map, SC2
Bookies forgot to close the market in time so my bet got refunded. It would've won btw
>>64466066
>KHA
Stop this
>>64465777
profiting about $30. Still got 2 horses in play for ~$100max and Brisbane/Melbourne both to score for ~$50. So it's looking good.
Mike Leach has the look of someone searching for a person to murder
>>64466098
the fire rises
COUGARS DIDN'T COUG IT
TULSA
any thoughts on portland u94.5 team total? Cavs defense is on point and lillard is out injured
>>64466314
based shit defence
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3374917/The-day-Britain-went-UK-hit-worst-floods-decades-towns-mini-Venices-thousands-flee-homes.html
>climate change isnt real
>>64466363
Are you telling us there were no floods in the past?
OVERS
>>64466384
I'm telling you there wasn't 3 extensive floods a month in the past.
Imagine IMAGINE
>>64466291
can someone post the webm?
Hope you lads got on Wizards
>>64466363
>daily fail
>>64466412
Are you an expert on this topic?
>>64466363
Don't think I've ever heard anyone in the last 3/4 years or so say climate change doesn't exist
>>64466412
Are you including the entire history of the earth or just recorded history?
>>64466388
>bet starts looking good
>immediately hate myself for not lumping more on
how do i escape this
>>64465777
Down a month's rent, going down to the store tomorrow to return my Christmas presents ;_;
>>64466435
was small on nets+8.5
>Brooklyn in charge of not getting BRFO int he 4th
>this complete and utter lack of defensive ability
ameribets and the other guy sublime
>>64466451
Remind yourself that sensible bankroll management is crucial and that you did it right.
>>64466442
Someone in this very thread is.
>Didnt put bankroll on overs
kill me now
>Didn't go LARGE on the wizards.
Should really learn more about this NBA business.
I would love to see the odds on people betting if global warming or climate change is real or not. America would be EVEN i imagine
>>64466441
>>64466442
>>64466363
>>64466384
Odds on Euans house being under water right now?
>overs
OVERS
>>64466557
tons of value(no really) when decent teams get btfo and go down 20+ points with their bench on the floor its a great oppurtunity
OVERS UNREAL BET
The ABSOLUTE STATE of these """""""""""defenses""""""""""
>>64466504
Charlotte -2.5 at home vs Memphis to chase it
>>64466572
Climate Change is real, the man made influence is negligible.
lads lads lads
calm down, you did good on your bets, actual mainstream specials are very rare so there's no neeed to pout over normal staking this and that
pour yourself a celebratory glass and keep your eyes sharp for more mainstream value today
>you will never cuck a buck by fucking his cheerleader gf in her x-mas outfit
Had 200$ in play when i went to bed last night, woke up this morning with $14 in play and no winnings....DOWN A CUNT.. W-we're all gonna make it right lids?
>>64466535
>>64466572
What I meant was that the argument seems to be more what is actually causing climate change and what is the true extent of it
>>64466620
Who's changing it then if not man?
>>64466643
What were you on senpai?
>kobe
>Cougars win first bowl game in 5 years and my pa is ecstatic (plus went special)
>full blown >nest collapse
>UW clears spread (fuck them but I'll take the money)
>Marshall clears spread
>Overs in Tulsa looking WORLD
Up brains, probably my beat overall day ever. If Tulsa clears overs duke covers the spread my bankroll will be up over 30%
comfy as fuck
>>64466654
It is a natural occurrence.
>>64466654
climate change has been happening for millions of years, we went through ice ages before a single living human existed
>mfw i bet on over 46.5 on nets 4th quarter. Honestly thought they wouldnt get there for a few minutes
Man thanks to updating my spreadsheet I recognized my addict bets and saved lots of money
Fuck international basketball
Should i get on over 47.5 for 3rd quarter rapters vs bucks?
they did score 69 in the second quarter
>>64466620
>over 180 countries have agreed to cut carbon emissions to lower the rate of global warming
>>64466711
turkey and italian basketball are the worst, good soccer clubs like barca, halal madrid and bayern are good at bball though
>>64466711
Used to make 30+/- bets a day. Keeping a spreadsheet really helps to filter out all the crap bets.
>>64466690
>>64466699
But the data is extremely unambiguous. You can't understand how atoms work and not know it's the greenhouse effect. It is. And man is demonstrably the biggest producer of carbon on earth BY FAR. Ffs in fared readings in the upper atmosphere indicate incident radiation is greater than emitted radiation.
Anthropogenic global warming is a fact. I would bet my entire roll against a .25 cent piece. It's that certain.
>>64466752
>the government is supporting a policy therefore it must be good
>>64466814
every government agrees on a policy as well as every climate studies organization as well as the catholic church as well as 97% of scientists as well as the majority of every first world country in the world except the united states
im gonna take over 3% in the next 50 years
>>64466814
>something something, therefore it must be good
unironically loving reading this meme
>>64466781
The only +ev things I have on basketball are:
GSW (le mainstream)
EOFAP (a peruvian team that always wins like 65-60 and is great for unders and big pluses on underdogs)
Greek women league (same as above, very low scores, great for unders)
The rest I've been terrible, my success rate is just over 50%
On the other hand in local bb I'm +23% return and 72% success rate
>>64466797
This is true, I grinded loads of bets early on to get a feeling and being able to recognize bets I should avoid
>>64466806
You realize forests and plants literally absorb CO2 and release ocygen right? And more CO2 and warmer temperatures are great for crops and forests.
>if its good for plants it therefore it must be good for humans
O-ok Tulsa you can start playing defense now
Overs so comfy
>>64466957
>plants literally dont absorb Co2 from the atmosphere and release pure oxygen into the atmosphere through photosynthesis
>oxygen isnt good for humans
>the absolute state of the american school system
>>64467012
americans non ironically believe that god has said climate change is real therefore it must be
>this """"""""""""""""""""""" defense """""""""""""""""""""
>>64466665
Arselel and leicester and cardiff basically lost it all for me. Had a parlay in with
Derby
Watford draw
Stoke
Everton
Ipswich
Sheffield
And
>arselel
For $100
>atleast im still up 2k for the week
they are going to cover my $50 over in the first half lel
>first world in full damage control of the pollution they've made in the last centuries
>>64467012
>rising sea levels causing floods
>Bangladesh will be underwater
>its must be good because its good for plants
>>64467100
>Bangladesh will be underwater
PMSL
Overs too comfy desu
>>64467100
>literally thinking the day after tomorrow is a documentary
>>64467012
>the absolute state of the american school system
I have a physics degree you fucking retard
>the city of your opinions
you obviously know nothing about science beyond a documentary level l, please stop embarrassing yourself
>>64466671
who is this cumrag?
>>64467100
top jej
>pre-stake indiana ml
>giving up land dragons for no reason
>must've shit out some of my intestines when score was 34-34
>finally get a stop on 4th and 1
come on hoosiers, don't lose to dook
>>64466917
>You realize forests and plants literally absorb CO2 and release ocygen right? And more CO2 and warmer temperatures are great for crops and forests
more than you know. but it's simply NOT good for humans, period.
200pts pls bucks and raptors
I'm tempted to bet on Toronto win? What do you think, lads?
>>64464172
Same here my American friend. I've been betting on mainstream and American coin flip bets for some Christmas "fun," the last week and fuck me its reminded me whoever does this is just a mong. Nothing fun about throwing away money. Also nowhere near enough shitposting about Leicester lads because even if the drew every slug and his granny would've used it as justification for their muggy bets and we wouldn't have heard the end of it So...
UTTER UTTER TEARS IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVED LEICESTER WAS VALUE AWAY TO LIVERPOOL
>>64467210
Bucks are the 1 in 28-1. They aren't losing.
>>64467221
>it lost therefore it wasn't value
>>64467012
Am I missing something or is this just one of the most retarded things I've read on /bet/?
>>64467240
That doesn't mean much when they literally got their asses handed to them by the lelkers the very next game
need an american /bet/
>>64467278
>giving it everything you've got to beat the goat team
>surprised when they lose the next game
>>64467269
Yea but its probably some kinda meme wouldnt worry about it
Tulsa +15.5 was at 1.87 free money
>>64467269
you're right we should probably eliminate all cars on the streets because the world is destined to be destroyed in a few years
>>64467295
>get 3 days rest after beating goat team
>get owned by the second worst team in the NBA
>>64467294
Here's a big strong american tip
Suns -12
>>64467311
Have you been watching Tulsa? It surprises me when they only give up a five yard gain
>>64467339
australians can go too
>>64467328
>their "rest" was a 3day bender of celebration
>>64467328
the bucks simply matched up well against the warriors with their perimeter defense and MCW having a rare good game
>>64467349
Are you the Brit anon that makes the assumption that all Brits/Europeans are shrewd? If so, do you want me to quote all the Brits that bet the PL today and the accys from last night?
>>64467342
Their offense can handle s shootout they wont lose by 2 TDs plus
rockets -1.5 value pham
>>64467159
Tori Black
>>64467364
I posted the epl accy last night
>not mugging up your account once in a while to avoid getting limited
>>64467364
>Are you the Brit anon that makes the assumption that all Brits/Europeans are shrewd?
no, but there is a solid group. rest are just tourists from other generals.
it's hard to argue there any shrewd north americans. they don't even keep spreadsheets to track their lotto picks.
>>64467374
is she an actress?
>>64467387
That's because American bookies don't carry most of the shit Europeans bet on (slags, reserve games, etc.). It's not that we don't know what value is, it's that we have to work with what we've got
>>64467323
>we should probably eliminate all cars
What the actual fuck are you on about now you clueless anon? Were you actually trying to imply global warming is a good thing because because we will then have more oxygen??
>hey people of Cumbria don't worry about the unstable climate that's causing the floods and destroying your houses at Christmas because now you'll have more oxygen!
utter utter tears
Charlotte, Houston and Orlando.
>time for shekels
>>64467422
perhaps, but the shrewd move there is to stop betting. it's not even betting actually, it's gambling
>on Tulsa +16.5
a-atleast overs going to win
>>64467389
>is she an actress?
if you consider porn as acting then yeah
>>64467492
oh. she is in porn. DROPPED
>>64467442
and those floods are caused by man made climate change? Whats the evidence the fact there hasnt been that many floods in the past 100 years? the past 1000 years? guess what thats not even a fraction of the modern geographic period. Theres been ice ages that have lasted longer than modern humans have existed.
Leicester SW/DNB vs City is extreme value lids
>>64467504
>judging a girl by her sexual history
patriarchal bigot detected
>Charlotte down 7-0
>Blink
>Up 7-10
>>64467482
Does it really matter what other people halfway across the world do with their money? The cluelessness of some can be annoying at times but at least they keep the thread going overnight so we don't have to make a new one each day. If it reeeeally bothers you enough you can just use the flag filter
>>64467539
city isnt as shit as liverpoop tho
>Tulsa defense
O V E R S
V
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I N
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>>64467482
>being a bubble gum bitch
muh Beamerball
>>64467564
any community that gets its laughs by betting on lotto shit will eventually be flooded by more mugs who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
Overs up with 7 minutes left in the first half.
That was fun lids
>overs already in, but Tulsa is kill.
HMMMM
Were some of you on overs by any chance?
>>64467515
>Were you actually trying to imply global warming is a good thing because because we will then have more oxygen??
Read what I'm actually saying you dumb fuck. At no point was I debating the causes of climate change. I was challenging the logic behind this >>64467012 post
Do you all need tips or are you all good??
>cockshits literally cant stop AD
>overs in Tulsa game hit before half
>Duke wins and clears +3 spread
sucks the double OT didn't hit but the perfect day continues
>>64467645
gib tips pls
>>64467645
Give tips
>>64467641
i was being a facetious cunt about the hilarious overreaction to "human caused climate change"
>>64467645
Where the money at broski?
>>64467674
>>64467678
>>64467686
Are you just humoring or will you actually follow his "tips"?
>>64467645
Need coinflip American tips like air
>>64467715
most of the good football games have been played. Not going to tip NBA... UCLA -6 is the only position I'm on that's still open for betting. Going for a perfect day.
>>64467711
Rothstein is the oracle lid.
>>64467747
Couldn't help myself and small on UCLA -4.5 as well. Unleash the ROSEN.
>>64467747
I'm in
THE DIX WAS IN FOR DUKE ...
TEARS IF YOU WERENT ON AT +450
>>64467715
portland u94.5 total points
>got on indiana ml instead of vt ml at 1.3
>get refballed on last fg
JUST
Bet on Washington you stupid shits, look at the odds dropping as the shrewdies get on.
Is seeing an escort +ev? Assuming she's fit
>>64467645
pls I need money to feed my growing alcholism
>>64467784
Washington is -ev at this point.
>>64467795
women are always -ev
>>64467795
Once you pay for it you can't ever say haven't paid for sex again.
Swerve
>>64467843
>tfw will never be a wizard now
fugg, regrets lads
Waiting for the inplay on redskins eagles, eagles will probably score first if they do im backing the washington scalpers ON SMALL
>>64467796
Bought a six pack today, stupid cachier scanned the code bar of one can, up 5,17 eu for today, felt good, didn't want to bet on arsenal, and avoided a shitfest...
Thabk you alcohol
>>64467861
if you have only paid for sex you might not be a wizard but you still are autistic
>>64467861
>tfw haven't been laid in forever and every girl I know and want to bang is considered taboo
>>64467795
>Is seeing an escort +ev? Assuming she's fit
Depends on the last time you had sex. I was on a 3 month dry spell so I fucked a fit negress once for money. Gave her some drinks and had a second go for free. Was fun, would do again.
>>64467911
Miss out on all the wizard powers while still being a massive autist, life is a curse m8s
worth getting on tulsa +24?
>>64467971
Not watching the game, but I would say no. Beamer is coaching his last game at Virginia Tech and his specialty is coaching defense so that might be an extra motivation for them to try and shut Tulsa down.
>>64468008
But they wont
>>64468033
Will Tulsa stop VT from scoring though?
>tfw when prop bets for total o100 and team o64 watching the tulsa VT game
if both those hit I will have doubled my bankroll in a day of perfection. pleeeeeeeeease
>>64468056
2 straight drives they have
Pressure on me now. Keep in mind i am a nigger. I only tip cause i aint a pretentious lad who does it for personal glory. I do it so we can all green up. Fuck ever other trip around the world who pretend to be oracles of prophecy. My tip is Philadelphia eagles-3. Win or lose Im still the.same nigra who does it for my bet nigras.
NOW LETS GET THIS MONEY!
>>64467715
Cavs -7.5
>>64468099
They'll get another 10 with Tulsa their pace, kek. Though like I said not watching the game. Good luck. :^)
>Washington was at 2.25
>now it's at 2.5
W-what to do
>hawks losing to knicks 18-6 in first quarter
just lubing my anus up to ease up the pain whenremembering the time they lost to detoilet early on
>>64468101
>Tipping anything that's not the NBA
Sam pls.
>>64468131
Dont touch it
>>64468101
>meta on WAS
Who do i trust
>>64468144
got them right where they want them
What have I done wrong here?
Ucla looks pretty nice
>>64468195
lads were just driving up the value, no need to worry
>>64468231
Everything.
>>64468231
Threw away £20 for no good reason
>>64468147
>Dominican doubting me
I thought we was cool
Do what you feel my nigra
>>64468252
>>64468248
But I love lotto shite
>>64468195
>>64468239
>cut deficit less than 10
>immediately give up 5 point play
forgot the golden rule of never betting of atlanta, they just love tonguing my anus with the occasional booty blasting
>>64468231
>chelshit
>clots
>iggles
>gints when ODB is suspended
wew lad
I feel so much better when swerving losing bets than when picking winning bets
anyone else know this feel?
>>64468272
I'm already on the Iggles. I was hoping for some fresh tips.
>>64468299
just like missing great value can be even more annoying than losing a bet
Charlotte is making me sweat already
>>64468195
>tfw someone else uses your gimmick
Neat
This is your official NFL acca for the week.
Unders is on the Panthers game.
>>64468302
definition of an addict bet game . Two dire teams alive because they're in one of the two worst divisions
>literally the most points in a half in bowl game history
Neat.
>all this money im saving eating nothing but kraft dinner, oatmeal, multivitamins and potatoes every day
absolute world value 2bh lads
>>64468382
talking big sense pal
>>64468382
what are you saving up for?
>>64461903
I get every meme in that OP except bubblegum accounts
pls explain
>>64468382
>no fruits or veggies
>inb4 someone says a potato counts
>>64468422
thats what the vitamins are for lid
>>64468427
It's not the same though...
>>64468427
>not eating vegan keto chow for every meal
It's like you don't want to cut and save the environment
>>64468407
>tfw Dainava
>>64468427
>what are antioxidants
Oh god... all the analysts picked Washington. They're always wrong...
>tfw you'll never get the opportunity to show these Eagles cheerleaders your bankroll
>>64468373
Would be pretty confident if Maxwell was playing for the Iggles. Cousins is dire on the road.
>>64468407
Ask the >bubble gum American anon, I'm sure he knows
>>64468478
Do you even know what antioxidants do?
>>64468487
Forgot my pic. :^) Can't wait to switch over to the UCLA game.
>>64468402
losing bets ;)
Kirecburnu DC a large in the morning, tipping now because I won't be around for it
>>64468497
Or just tell him the bookies you use to make your money ;)
>>64468525
Yes, they do a bunch of different things there is more than one. Fight cancer, improve brain function, just general well being of the body.
>>64468537
Just like +2 was the bet on the Turkish Womens game right
>>64468526
>speaks 3 languages
>bi
>appreciates good line play
10/10
>>64468577
:^)
>>64468577
No it wasn't, Besiktas -2 was a refund minimum
>>64468543
I use Asia lid
Nebraska +6.5 desu senpai
Thursday Night Football: Saturday edition
>Sproles going for over 70 yds and 1 TD
>First goal is an eagles 3pt
>Jackson goes returns a punt for a TD
>Eagles win 31-24
>>64468787
F A D E
A
D
E
>>64468534
well that's more fun than getting laid or playing videogames
>"Saturday night edition of Thursday night football"
wat
Sticking my neck out as if it matters. Where are the Ameribettors? Before kickoff, where do you stand on this line, for the "record". Put your nads out if you got em...will hlafly eat crow if im wrong. 50\50Either way
>>64468870
I'm not touching it personally and I won't even pretend like I know a lot about the NFL to make a prediction
>>64468836
>implying im socially competent enough to meet a girl to have sex with
LITERALLY metaKnight vs samacesrothstein
s h a k i n g
>>64468898
I aint even mad bruv....
>knicks are finally kniscking now
>hawks are favorite in ml now
t-thanks hawks, just don't let me down today
>>64468870
Relax. Iggles got this. It's a playoff atmosphere.
>>64468363
>mfw losing on the first leg
>>64468852
Was just about to post the same thing. Ridiculous.
>>64468906
don't worry bro
we'll always have videogames
I won't have money because I live in the third world but you will, so enjoy that too
>>64468960
>american football games are 3 minutes long
>>64468926
>Implying you wont hate anyways
>Euros won't use any opportunity to down Americans
>>64468870
>2015
>betting on a racial slur
Pick 1
>>64468960
is this literally your first ever time watching?
>>64469012
Its like that bruv?
>>64469010
MetaKnight is a JUDGE, you are a PEASANT
>>64469010
Why do you have to be such a negative Nancy all the time when it comes to your "haters."
>>64468906
Act like you're better than the girls you like but not in a condescending way.
>>64468926
meta on suicide watch
>>64469076
We shall see innit, me lord¿
>>64469005
>>64469039
>what is having a laugh
Not to mention I didn't even look at the score. Stay sweaty, stay utterly poorious.
havent been on /bet/ since summer, spent my bankroll on freshers all 500 of it.
wtb and whats the latest memes.
>>64468906
Just act like the Driver, it works for me.
>>64469172
last meme is global warming and KAH
>>64469172
>implying /bet/ has changed in a couple months
>>64469073
I thought you were on the iggs senpai
>>64469187
but im not handsome like the driver
>>64469129
how does that work, why would they care
>>64469115
>tfw Al Horford his wife owns a house a few blocks from me
Should probably pass by for a cup of sugar once.
>>64469196
>KAH
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64469187
>be midst of alcoholic days
>be on /tv/ and watch Drive all the time
>go pick up my friends little sister from her first high school party
>pull into drive way and knock on door
>punk ass teen answers and ask who I am
>I tell him I drive
>he just looks at me
>I tell him to go get Anon and he has a 5 minute window to do so
>walk back to car
Swear to God this happened. Top 3 moment of my life.
>>64469228
Eagles -3. Read thread.
>>64469254
Just act confident lad, even if you aren't
>>64469254
It's not about them caring, it's about knowing you're worth it to yourself even if you don't get with them. Absolutely do not allow girls to dictate your worth and self image.
>>64469316
Like I said
>betting on a racial slur
>>64469294
I'll you a lift back to rehab
>>64469294
That's a pretty fucking great story mate.
>>64468906
desu i have a decent success rate just walking up behind girls and putting my loins against their buttocks, this is in the club btw not the street.
>>64469254
Watch PUA videos on youtube
>>64469266
Hnnnnng
>>64469344
>Off hand saying im a nigger tho i am
>Contributing to american on american shit posting
Will Never forgive you la
REDSKINS
>>64469396
>>64469376
>>64469326
>>64469334
>tfw some random strangers on a chinese gambling website care about you
t-thanks bros
WORRY
>>64469430
But only 2 out of 4 of those posts are good advice, try to guess which 2.
>>64469418
R**skins is the slur he is referring to m8
>>6446941
Mate I'm making a Redskins joke
>>64469430
because I used to feel like you, you have to actually take our advice though m8
>>64469430
So long as you aren't an unlikable autistic trip, I'll always have your back
Imagine missing the extra point
>>64469458
Was going to post this exact sentiment desu
>>64469334
Wait, honest question
Now I've learned that I have some talents that people really like, but I'm always afraid of believing I'm actually talented because I fear I'll become arrogant. How do I develop a healthy self-image?
>>64469514
>has one job
Tulsa with another clutch turnover
Can any more knowledgable handegg/hooptoss bettors tell me what I should be looking for in-play for value? Games often seem really close and that they could go either way at anytime so I'm wondering if there's something I'm missing
metaKnight SURREAL
>>64469558
By being a bit cocky but still always be willing to laugh at yourself
>>64469600
Never find any value in-play personally. Only when the weather is affecting the game I smash the unders in-play.
R E D S K I N S
>Wanted to bet Reed TD anytime
>Figured I would regret this if Jackson would shine vs his old team
>Has 2 TDs already
Zzzzzzz
>Taking a tip from a 'merican with 100 children from different sluts over GODKNIGHT
I M A G I N E
>>64469558
I'm honestly a work in progress but I'm seeing good results. For me anyway its about knowing I'm worth as much as any other person, understanding what my talents are and believing I can do whatever I want with them, my character is based on my actions, and reminding myself to stay both humble and grateful.
A lot of it boils down to doing the next right and the serenity prayer. Very applicable to any person.
Hawks to win the Superbowl is an absolute lock
>didnt smash overs
yawn
>>64469840
>Hawks to win the Superbowl is an absolute lock
Hawks anon here and I don't even think that
>>64469600
>Can any more knowledgable handegg/hooptoss bettors tell me what I should be looking for in-play for value?
you have to really know the sport and the teams. Handegg in play value is rare and requires a lot of knowledge.
>>64469558
I also go to the gym everyday which helps with the body part
>Score is at 100 exactly
>max bet the bowl game total over 100 prop
if they don't score another point in this game I will be livid
>>64469600
Not a ton of handegg in play value, but in the NBA if you know the teams and their rotations it's pretty easy
>there are "people" ITT that put money on the eagles
>>64469735
>>64470054
>>64470178
Thanks guys. I figure the first comment relates more to the NFL/MLB side of things as they're played outside
Anywhere I can look to help increase my knowledge of the NBA?
is there a mentally softer apehoop team than the cockshits
>>64470213
>you bet on tails pre flip and now when the coin is mid air and looks like it will possibly be heads! TEARS
>>64470231
Read Zach Lowe, watch more games, watch the highlights every night for games you can't watch
>>64470272
how much you got on the eagles m8
Charlotte and unders looking good Dane bro
>jumping offside when the center is right in front of you
I'll never understand that
>>64470284
How many concussions you had m8?
>>64470290
0 dollars liddo. Swerved this one. Sweating Tulsa to beat the 14 point spread
>>64470312
Zero, but I did sign up for BU's brain bank for the study of CTE this week
>>64470341
What position did you play in college?
>>64470358
I'm conducting the interview here m8. Begone.
>>64470358
In college I mostly played right tackle (we had a lefty QB) but I've gotten burn at all 5 spots
>>64470388
Did you try to get into the NFL?
>>64470284
Tfw no more grantland
>>64470231
I don't read NBA religiously but honestly just watching more games and discussing them. Reading books by successful coaches has helped me a ton with football.
I can't stand reddit these days but watching the NFL 24/7 and browsing /r/nfl is how I built most of my football knowledge base. I'd watched the sport my whole life but my knowledge base exploded by about 2000% when I started doing that.
>>64470418
Nah, I was a bit too short to make the NFL as an offensive lineman, but I played with Derek Carrier in college and I beat the fuck out of Michael Schofield in high school
Why are the Bruins complete fucking shit?
3-1 in the fucking 3rd and they lose. Fucking unbelievable.
>>64470445
>Tfw no more grantland
wait, grantland is gone??
Tulsa fucking GOAT
T U L S A
U
L
S
A
>>64470445
I still click the bookmark out of habit ;_;
At least Lowe still has his podcas tho
>>64470484
Shoulda rebacked when the spread was up only got on at +15.5
Over 100 total just hit. best day betting ever by far. up so much I can't even breathe.
>player named Dadi
Wonder what women call him in bed
>>64470480
Yeah it got canned on fucking Halloween
>>64470497
Yeah I do the same ;_;
and yeah they still all do their thing but it sucks it's not in a collective anymore.
>>64470538
:^)
Imagine being a philadelphia 76ers fan, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a winner when your beady little eyes see the 76ers win the first quarter by 14 points and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned hope on it. You follow your low quality stream on a 14" 4:3 tv, get real excited when they're still in the lead 3 minutes in to the second quarter so you put all your hope into it and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and the 76ers are now 1-31.
>>64470601
>Yeah it got canned on fucking Halloween
That fucking SUCKS
>mistake fumble call stands on an obvious down by contact
has metaknight become too powerfull
>knicks u99.5 actually came through after a 63 point first half along with hawks -2.5
surreal
>>64470913
>aftertiming
surreal
TYBT for fucking up your final drive
>UCLA
JUST
>>64470968
bet you let everyone in the room know you're going for a piss you little spastic, would love to bludgeon you with my fists
im just happy there isnt a live play-timer for every eagles play
>>64471013
Savage.
>>64471013
Brutal.
>tfw i had unders 224.5 & 215.5 on rockets and hawks respectively
>huge scoring quarters
>thought I lost a lot of money
fucking shaky final moments m8s
Laugh all you want
I guess I'm Lvg
Is the game over?
Thats right etc etc etc
50/50 either way
If I lose im fallible
If I win, i still aint shite, right?
I hope i lose if that makes you feel good about yourselves
Happy boxing day!
>>64471013
Ferocious.
>>64471013
>Slav wanting to resort to violence
Move along, nothing new here
>>64465777
Arse got me down $50
Russia got me down $2
Need tips
Haven't seen UCLA make a single tackle. They just dive at the Huskers their feet like a bunch of limp dicks.
>>64471188
Unders in the Huskers game if they keep running all over UCLA like this.
>>64471141
Not digging the American version of betaknight at all desu
>>64471141
tears
>>64471188
Here's a tip, get good.
HAHABHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH
Cousins might have cost himself a game
Taking a knee there.
Da fuck
>the city of Kirk Cousins
H-h-h-hooooooooly shit. I'm starting to like Kirk despite myself but my god. My fucking god, how can you have such poor situational awareness as a QB??
>>64471234
unders was a good choice
>>64471374
>>64471344
Not watching the game, but I guess he meant to spike the ball and just panicked or what?
Melbourne slags DC worth a small imo.
Dat Rosen release.
Hnngghhhhhh
Imagine not calling a facemask that occurs right in front of you. Imagine.
>>64471430
I'm not on, but I hope it comes through for you. That and UCLA winning by 5.
>>64471449
>Not watching the game, but I guess he meant to spike the ball and just panicked or what?
I mean, I THINK that's what happened. But there was no reason to even spike it there. They should have taken a shot on a slant or something then kicked the FG. As the commentators are saying it amounts to a gimme tunrnover. Kirk is going to get raked over the coals for this by sports media.
>>64471489
Imagine referees being good, imagine
>>64471237
I dont know shit about that nigga, but i aint him and he aint me. Fuck right off, lad
>>64471489
imagine watching high definition zoomed in video of a player with possession of the ball touch the ground with his knee before he loses possession and calling it a fumble
>>64471449
Well yeh, but the clock wasn't even running. The dumbest few seconds of handegg I've ever seen.
>>64471513
Jay Gruden already dragged his ass in the pre half interview
>>64471597
>Jay Gruden already dragged his ass in the pre half interview
That was fucking stupid. I don't care how stupid it was, you support your QB. Especially considering how fragile his emerging success has been.
Do you think Belichick or Carroll would ever sell out their QB there? Jay Gruden sucks ass as a HC.
Perfect, Nebraska has them right where they want them
>>64471769
I think it wasn't the best way to handle that, but that was also one of the top 5 dumbest things I've seen on a field
>>64471769
But Pete Carroll would for sure, did you forget how he acted after Sanchez declared for the draft?
>>64471769
>Do you think Belichick or Carroll would ever sell out their QB there?
Probably not, mainly because Wilson and Brady wouldn't fuck up that bad
>>64471932
>I think it wasn't the best way to handle that, but that was also one of the top 5 dumbest things I've seen on a field
Ill give you top 10, not sure about top 5
>>64471981
>But Pete Carroll would for sure, did you forget how he acted after Sanchez declared for the draft?
He's grown a lot as a coach... I dont see Seahawks carroll doing that (admittedly biased).
"what do you do?"
">I have 2 jobs and an internship"
"nice. I quit my job"
>"what do you do then?"
"I gamble."
>"fuck off"
And that is why I'm home alone posting on /bet/
Cavs @ 2.9
>>64472123
that's gonna be me in a couple weeks
>>64472072
He's the oldest coach in the league, he's done growing.
>>64472123
Should have shown them your roll lid
>>64472123
>implying this happened
>>64472192
>l-look, here is my Asianodds record. It is hard to profit in Asia, you know?
>>64472186
>He's the oldest coach in the league, he's done growing.
Im from Seattle and not a USC fan. Just calling it based on how Carroll has behaved since I started playing close attention to him.
>>64472124
lebeta is fucking done
his jumpshot is non existent
METAKNIGHT SURREAL
>Sanchez on the field like he matters
cute
Should have cashed out UCLA when they were up by 2 scores. Huskers running with that hill billy strength.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2kvfKXmmjw
>you will never be a 69 year old man attempting to dance like the urban folk
Why bother
u94.5 by the blazers is fucking done even with lillard out injured
>the absolute fucking hovel of cleveland
i hope they NEVER win a championship again
>>64472502
>basketball games are only 18 minutes long
>White DB
>Get a targeting penalty
White man not going down without a fight.
>>64472571
>the cavs are going to hold the blazers to under 50 points in the second half
literally no
>>64472608
That's absolutely ridiculous. That's not targeting
>>64471898
wizardry
>>64472685
Wasn't a targeting, but the hick announcer saying that's how you teach tackling made me want to throw a remote through my tv
>>64472737
It was absurd. I'm extremely miffed about it.
Get on unders in the Texas Bowl. The cattle roping fatigue is going to be UNREAL
;^)
Jumping on the Cavs at 6.50
>>64472826
Did the dolphins tip win?
metaknight beyond shrewd
>>64472867
>tip
I hope no one seriously bet on that. Or this one either, for that matter.
Need rothstein to tip the Cavs 3rd qtr line tbqh.
>>64472906
im already on large :(
>>64472624
happened with the knicks today already, gotta believe m8, conceding 35 in a quarter to philly is something else though
Imagine actually holding the warriors to under 90 points and 48 hours later giving up 60 in one half to a lillardless blazers team in the middle of a tank
I M A G I N E
>>64473011
Imagine thinking they are going to lose
Cavs got this lad, the more you get on the more you make.
>>64473079
its a regular season game, they arent going to fight to claw back a 30 point lead
pmsl, bwin has sydney slags 3rd goal @1.90 and line at -0.5 well over evens
>only went small on meta knight parley
Fuck me
>says here you didn't get on Redskins +3, care to explain?
>>64473283
please disregard this post
>>64473385
Bookies FEASTING
Lads, lads, lads. everyone who bet on Philly please check in here so i can laugh at you
Ffs
I lost
Philly-3 lost
Sorry.
At leasy i claim my pics and own up like a "man"
Shit happens lads etc
>>64468231
bird
>>64468363
worm
>>64473490
OOPS
i meant
>>64468231
worm
>>64468363
bird
silly me
>that shanked extra point
COLLAPSE INCOMING
>Another missed PAT
>>64473482
>naming yourself after the fictional version instead of Lefty Rosenthal
I plead the fifth
>cavs
>UCLA
head is gone cannot spake im getting the noose from the closet
>>64473721
Imagine what the score would be if Nebraska wasn't playing against the refs too
I sure hope Nebraskas kicker doesn't plan on attempting to go to the NFL
Going to try and sleep. Might be hard with how much I'm shaking at the value on the skedge in the next 24 hours.
>>64474368
wtb
UCLA gonna be my only loss today SM|-|
>>64474457
>Nebraska hasn't had an 8 loss season in over 50 years
Come on now
Any cricket to watch/bet on in the next few hours?
>>64473482
>>64473318
>>64471525
>>64470857
>>64470465
>>64469316
>>64468926
>>64468951
>>64468791
Sweating Cavs/Blazers under 195
Please don't fuck this up Nebraska.
Who /betaknight/ army here?
I am putting all my savings into an NFL 3 teamer. What pick?
DAC
>>64474628
I was the one who said I hated you with the fury of a thousands suns but I kinda feel like you're a bro now. North America let's go.
>>64468787
JUST
G-go s-sixers?
Navy -3 and Central Michigan +5 monday
>>64475322
Might as well have ate it
>>64475290
lol is it even a contest? north america in the world is like golden state warriors in division 2 filipino slags highschool footy league.
welcome aboard the bandwagon though, it`s getting crowded here now LOL
does anyone doubt my tips anymore though? if so, speak up.
whats the bet for perth vs melbourne
365 doing the inplay offer for United v Chelsea tomorrow night.
Take Papy Djilobodji FGS
Is the texans game not on bovada?
>>64475721
Thanks senpai
>>64475779
Saints weren't either last time I checked
>>64475690
Soccerway says Perth is the better team. Not sure why Melbourne is super heavy favorites.
>>64475816
Muh soccerway
>>64475816
No it doesn't. Victory are ahead of them in the league table and have won all of their last 9 home games including a 2-0 victory over Perth last month in the cup
>>64475826
Exactly.
Hoi King looking good desu, up 1-0 and have been more dangerous
>>64475836
keks.
>all these slavs in the ayy league
how is there not constant match fixing
>>64475816
>>64475836
>north americans can't even use soccerway right
how fucked am I?
>that dive in the Melbourne game
I'm not gonna complain since I'm on Melbourne -1 and o1 FH, but that was pretty bad
Soccerway bets are not ev
>>64475836
Melbourne lost 4 in a row scoring 1 goal in that span while Perth are draw and 2 wins in last 3. Melbourne 5 points up. Wouldn't exactly say they're lighting the league up. But once again, soccerway info. Just don't see why they'd be heavy favorites barring some sort of sudden different rosters going into this game.
>>64475889
Melbourne is missing one of their best players in Finkler, but Perth is starting a 17 year old striker
>>64475889
All of those games were away. They're good at home, while Perth are shite away
>>64475900
>implying the 17 year old isn't a Messi regen
>>64475913
you should hit perth while they are 1800
>>64475855
Disregard this
>>64475907
All I'm saying is their odds seem a bit ridiculous but I'm just going off soccerway.
>>64475913
>Messi regen
>Ayy League
This isn't like NBA2k where you can stack a random team
>>64475921
>betting on any non euro team not called Shonan
>>64475919
Powerful home form
>tfw you make poor decision after poor decision that you think is smart but is actually dumb
>tfw you dont learn anything
>>64475932
I'm kind of surprised they don't bring in more ringers like the MLS does.
>>64475974
This TOObh
>>64475984
how do we change brah
>>64475974
>>64475984
>>64476007
12 step programs
Put a cheeky 1 on 19.0 ods on Perth
>>64476007
>>64475984
>>64475974
tail meta tips, it worked for me
>>64476023
i was thinking i could post the bets im thinking of making or that i make and people here could tell me why its unbelievably stupid and hopefully i can improve
>>64476044
That's really a great idea. You will learn from it. Bottling up your "good" ideas without asking what others think will ultimately just fuck you if you can't seem to get it right on your own.
>>64476042
what is meta tips
>>64476044
Make sure you start during the night so the Brits don't harass you
>>64476081
hownew.ru
New thread when?
>>64476094
im not too worrried, i can tell the difference between casual shitposting memes and actual contribution
>>64476101
realized after i posted what you were talking about
I literally was googling meta tips
Get on Gorod once it gets to -2
>>64476213
Hope you lids got on
>>64476240
:^)
New thread
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