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Stoke vs Man Utd match thread 4


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2-0

Bojan, Arnautovic
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I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIENDS
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>de Gay
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First for foxes
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SACKED JUST AFTER LUNCH
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post feet you fat iraqi slag
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best league in the world they said
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>de gay
>de pay
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>>64454012
first for this comedy will end when lvg leaves
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DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G
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I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
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>>64454012
2 serbs scored, nice
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STOOOOOOKE CITY STOOOOOOOKE CITAY

S T O K E
T
O
K
E

C I T Y
I
T
Y
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isn't OP some brown slag?
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based boxing day football
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MANURE DEFENDING
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Look at these beauties.
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>>64454056
They said the same when Moyes left.
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WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
MY SWEETEST FRIEND?
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>tfw gotta go to work after this game
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>tfw my son's husband is watching the match with my wife
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>Manchesturd Poonited
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>>64454059
cheeky
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MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD

van gaal has them right where he wants them
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Why are you sitting on 4chan on Boxing day?

You should be with your family
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Who l/a/ughing here?
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you guys want exciting attacking football, right?
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lets cross and see what happens: the league
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>19 replies
>4 posters
kek, nice '''community'''
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CHEBS
H
E
B
S
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How many shots? Like 4 in 70 mins? Fucking disgusting.

Club needs a fucking re-vamp. Get rid of all the rotation players and the shit like Rooney/Fellaini, and start from the fucking bottom.

The whole fucking squad is dreadful. Not a single world class player, or potential quality in the entire team.
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MOST DANGROUS LEAD
MOST DANGROUS LEAD
MOST DANGROUS LEAD
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Ranieri to united & vardi and mareth for £30m in jan
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>>64454075
>2D
Fuck off.
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>>64454073
>tfw still have another 3 days off
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Slags
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>>64454071
>somebody spent their Christmas Day sat at their dining table making this.
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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>64454080
>>64454073
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>>64454062

your hat looks as pale as your skin you fat bastard
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who /tssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu/ here?
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This match is still more exciting to watch than anime
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>>64454070
lets hope you're right mick
>>64454066
got the other one?
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>>64454092
>and it was worth it
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>>64454080

I have a laptop. My dad is watching the game with me. We are both having a laugh at the posts here :)
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I like how man united fans are now cuckolds after years of posturing around like the Bull
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Anyone got a cheeky HD SS stream as its boxing day?
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>>64454091

Don't, I'm not enough of a chav to hook up with these women.
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>>
my brothers boyfriend just hit on me what do
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I miss Delap
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>>64454090
shoot me
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I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY
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Someone please post a webm of Rooney pushing Bojan and Bojan not giving a fuck
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>>64454056
Mourinho will come in, either we laugh at United or at Chelsea.
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>>64454080
My wife has gone on Holiday to Barbados with her workmates.
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Geoff Cameron is the American Pelle
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>>64454107
1st reply
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HAHAHA MY WIFE'S SON !

GET IT?

IT'S NOT MY SON BUT I AM RAISING HIM
WHAT AN ABNORMAL THING TO DO

HAHA
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GOAT
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>>64454086
>Not a single world class player, or potential quality in the entire team
You're gonna cry yourself to sleep when De Gay leaves.
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>>64454091
MORE
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>>64454085
>Marija Meglaj

What a name
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Here comes that shit fat bastard Adam
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>>64454063

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaOZLDutYb4

Also: slag
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>>64454112
Huh?
My boyfriend's brother just flirted with me though...
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>>64454107
post naked pictures of his mother
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>>64454124
Rooney pls
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I swear Rooney looks like the only one who really cares in the United team
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>>64454107
Introduce him to reddit. It's a much better site.
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>>64454118
Already been with my family on 24th and 25th which are the big holidays here
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>>64454107

Meme with him.
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>>64454111
>United Ditch Dutchman

At least they won't need to change the headline.
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my wife and i have a son but i am not his biological father
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>>64454125
bee
yoo
ty
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>>64454081
0/ me
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thumbs up and like this status if STOKE x
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>>64454091
dat gap tho
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>liverpool setting up with zero defensive midfielders
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>>64454110

iktfb
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Is he dead?
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26 years since united lost 4 in a row
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>>64454137
That bike lel
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>Sky Sports Statto @SkySportsStatto 15m15 minutes ago
>Stoke have scored the fewest 2nd half goals in the PL this season – 6, with 4 in the final 15 minutes
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>>64454080
my boss called my wife into work today because he was snowed under working by himself

her son is at his dads today too so I'm just by myself enjoying a few beers watching the footy
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>>64454107
Tell him you fucked his mom
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>>64454137
jayzuz
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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
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>>64454081
Loving every l/a/ugh
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>>64454160
hnnnnnnnnnnnng
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Utd are not in transition, they need a clearout.

Fergie's players, Moye's players, LVG's players.

They have to start from scratch. Keep De Gea & Smalling, that's it.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SCORE G?
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>>64454160
fuark
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>>64454112
Suck his dick
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>>64454160
wew
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>>64454155
wtf I made the post in that picture
im finally meme famous!
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That United "defending" was terrible
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>>64454149
>GUTTED
>CRUSHED
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liverpoop or chelshit match lads?
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>>64454160
I might be gay because this looks absolutely disgusting.
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>>64454137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXJVefNZPFc
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>>64454160
hmm
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>>64454160
why is her navel so hairy? Fucking disgusting
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Keep claim your sports gf lads
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>>64454160
Why is her stomach hairy and why is it have crack in it
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>>64454160

Sometimes I wonder what life as a benefits scrounging council houser would be like, just for that tight, teen, chav pussy
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>>64454081
>>64454174
samefag
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Bojan almost pulled a Messi there.
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>>64454069
Nice
Got these coming in the mail
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>>64454160
>that moment you are both so comfortable in the relationship a little hair doesnt bother you and her
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van lala tonite
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>van lal
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on a cold day at stoke
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>>64454160
Dani Daniels, right?
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>>64454178
And Martial. Paid a fortune for him.
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>>64454160
What happened to her dick?
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>>64454178
Agree. Though I'd keep Martial, Depay + Herrera.

The rest of them need to go. (Maybe keep some youth players)
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holy shit that defending, its like stoke city put in a cheat code
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please reply to me friends. i want to show my mom that i am popular and have friends, she's worried for me.
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>>64454186
shut up lad i made that post fuck off slag
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>>64454201
>tfw she shaved the snatch but couldn't get all the hairs out of the butthole
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Anyone else here a stalker? Does your target(s) know? I obsessively follow this one girl in college, sometimes purposefully bumping into her. She thinks it's neat we're always on the same schedule. Hahaha.
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>>64454208
yes
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>tfw wife is dating her son's father again
>they know I'm a huge United supporter
>they're laughing and taunting me while he gropes her in front of me
>wife's son is cutting up the United kit I bought him for Christmas with scissors
>wife says I'm not allowed to discipline him because he's not my son
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>>64454211
>>64454213
and schneiderlin
and shaw
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>>64454190

I'm with you m8, that's not a good pic
>>
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>>64454160
Noice m8
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>>64454154
natsuki is bestsuki ;_;
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>>64454080
My family spends all day looking at other people's facebook and reducing their lives to empty, meaningless gossip.
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tsn are destroying pooited
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>>64454202
>laal
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>>64454037
Plan your murder/suicide in case you find out youve been kukd
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>>64454069
gonna buy these next month
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>>64454219
Cuck country
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>>64454219

*laughs*

Sweden?
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>>64454202
why is that bathroom so small
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https://vine.co/v/iAUbvgAgvh0

BANTZ
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wollscheid motm desu

cbs and gk have been great
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>>64454193
>>64454193
>>64454195
lads, with this kind of wit, you'll never get a gf
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>/v/an Gaal
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>>64454224
She knows
Enjoy your police caution
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>>64454219
i gotchu senpai
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>>64454219
Just pretend you're a feminist
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>>64454219
>>
>>64454219
Hello Sweden
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>>64454220
why do you lie?
it was from /brit/, a discussion about how your cock looks the best coming out of the shower
GLORY THIEF
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Is Rooney even Championship tier at this point?
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Why doesn't he pass?
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GOD BLESS WIND
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>>64454202
>memeoverdose.webm
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>>64454219

hello Swede mom, i'm Jamal and your white son should check his privilege
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>Bojan
>Arnautovic
>Afellay
>Adam
>Wollscheid
Why is this rag tag group of outcasts so successful?
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>>64454160

repulsive
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Slags because the game is dull
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>>64454238

Slick. I love blackout boots. I dislike the fact that the majority of boots are now outrageously coloured, it's very hard to find plain black boots nowadays.
>>
i used to sniff the seat of some girl i worked with

she text me today saying she had a dream i was fingering her
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>>64454253
he'd be about average in the championship
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>martial
>memphis

how many pounds again?
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>>64454262
>eplel
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>>64454226
Will Mistress at least allow you to prep the Bull?
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>>64454219
here
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>>64454243

shawcross has been GOAT, but arnautovic is my motm. so much heart.
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>>64454252
shut up you utter mong you have no evidence, i have the image cus i made it, me the original meme maker of brit so maybe just FUCK off back to PAKIstan
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What's this website all about? My son's mother's husband is always browsing it.
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>>64454248
what the hell is this
>>
Stop with the stupid fucking "my wife's son" shit, there's nothing wrong with doing it. My wife has two beautiful daughters that I've been raising since they were two because the dad was a deadbeat. I see them as my children, and love them as my children. What, would you prefer if these kids grew up without a father, like that's any better?
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How many shots? I want to see how long the board can defend this.
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>>64454219
Swedebro daisuki~
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>>64454066
Germany 10 points.webm
>>
Watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r71l-ajiuHA
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>>64454266
Are slags attracted to brown latino manlets?
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>>64454266
Why are Cork women so based?
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>rooney taking every opportunity he can to waste time by discussing decisions at length with fwiend
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>Scottish people
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YET FELLAINI STAYS ON
>>
RHYMING SUBSTITUTION
>>
YOU'RE JUST A FAT GRANNY SHAGGER
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>Pereira

literally who
>>
FELLAINI STILL ON THE PITCH
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>>64454278
I read a while back that Stoke haven't conceded a goal while Shawcross has been at the back all season. That may have been from ~early December. Is this still true?
>>
>>64454281
SWEDEN
YES
>>
FAT GRANNY SHAGGER
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>>64454283
My wife's son saw your post and he said "What a faggot!"
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>unironically losing to a team fielding charlel adam
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>>64454290
>that ghostly lisicki in the window

SPOOPY
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>tfw my uncle Jack just asked me to sit on his lap to watch the rest of the match
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>>64454266
i can get behind this
don't know why we don't just post slags every game, football is pretty rubbish if you really think about it
>>
da phuc
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>>64454219
Kys
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>>64454296
STOKE CITY FINISHED
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>>64454294
MOTM imo
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>>64454280
gud post tbqh
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https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/680755979772948480

Paddy knows lads
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Arnautovic is so random
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WHY IS FELLAINI STILL ON

FUCK OFF LVG
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>>64454278
probably should have had three goals though
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>Macheda
>Cleverley
>Januzaj
>Wilson
>Carrick
>Lingard
>Smalling
>Nick Powell
>Smalling
>Varela
>Borthwick-Jackson
>>Welbeck
>Blind
>Young
>Darmian
>Depay

When will United fans learn to stop overrating mediocre players to high heaven more than any other team on earth?
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lads my wifes sons dads brothers niece just snapchatted me this
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>>64454311
Is that you?
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>>64454248

i am disgusted and outraged

but also intriuged. where do i see more?
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>POONEY
>>
>>64454302
>>64454294
>its the lets hoof ball episode again
>>
There's no chance Man Utd can pull this back.

It's over.

>>64454311
This makes me miss having a gf sending me nude shots.
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>>64454213
>keep Depay

LMAO
M
A
O
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>>64454290

Fuuuuuuck
>>
THAT FUCKING CHALLENGE

OH MY GOD
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>>64454202
kek
>>
>>
Who the fug is pereira? I know a Juve Pereyra but thats not him.
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>Charlie meme
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>that fucking tackle
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>>64454290
Ugh. Get off the surface, you basic bitch
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>>64454329
go to stockholm or your nearest gay parade
>>
So, who's United's next manager? Pep isn't available till the summer.
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>>64454311
I thought she was on stairs
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Has there ever been more of a meme team than this Man United??

Mata and Smalling might be the only non-meme players.
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>>64454326
holy shit that's hot
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>>64454314
>when ur wifes son dont support da same team as u xDDDDDD haha cuckold humour
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>>64454232
Best girl coming through
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>>64454340
brilliant youth player

shame LVG will ruin him
>>
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>>64454219
>>64454248
kek
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>tfw no mince pie
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>>64454347
Mourinho
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>>64454326
Hottest pic in the thread
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Why are modern women such degenerates lads?
>>
Ferrera objectively the worst player on the pitch today
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>>64454287
>SWEDE

literally all you guys do is watch/play streaming videos games
>>
>manure
>they're actually complete shit
>>
>>64454349
de gay is also non-meme tbf
>>
>>64454356
Who is this womanly female girl
>>
>if this was a Fergie United then coming back to 2-2 or even winning 3-2 would be expected
>you now realise we will never have a team that dominates on the same level that Fergie's United did
>>
>>64454292
>>64454351

Scots age in dog years
>>
>>64454355
>implying he'll have chance to ruin him
>>
>tfw no qt irish gf
Kill me tbqh
>>
>>64454303

I'm surprised united didn't try to sign him a few years ago. he would have been a great fit.
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Do they think they gonna score in this way?
>>
>Martilel bullied off the ball AGAIN
>gets it back
>BUTLAND

lel
>>
>>64454363
Because they are whores
>>
>>64454349
>chelsea
>>
>5 minutes left
It's ogre
The philosophy is dead
>>
Kek this cuck commentator gets so excited whenever martial takes a shot
>>
>>64454356
would suck his pee pee
>>
>>
Where can I livestream it guys?
>>
the charlie adam sub was mistake
>>
>>64454356
I'd unironically suck her dick and take turns fucking eachothers asses
>>
>Shitjan
>>
>>64454363
fuckin hell lad got any more
>>
>>64454363
jews
>>
>>64454363
poor sexual education and daddy issues
>>
>le tv

Fucking reddit
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>>64454363
>degenerates
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Real talk Brits
How does it feel having a redneck ass American car company on the chest of one of your biggest teams?
>>
>>64454311
>that flabby fat cellulite ass
this is why I'm gay
>>
>>64454354
>that character development
>>
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>>64454366
1st reply
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how did we go from this....
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>Martial in charge shooting
>>
Lads I want to get back into football

Should I join a Sunday league or just stick to playing in the garden when my neighbours are out

Bear in mind I'll be shit
>>
>>64454375
He's done it before.
>>
>>64454392
>believes they are maidens

Don't kid yourself, Fedora tipper.
>>
>>64454367
>call him de gay
>claim he's not a meme

also mike is meme
>>
>tfw no emo amy gf
>>
>>64454369
Fergie cheated. He admitted in his own autobiography that he bullied officials to get favourable results.
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>being a united fan
>>
>>64454363
what's her snapchat?
>>
>>64454355
Pereyra is not and will never be >brilliant.

I watched every game of ours in the U20 world cup some months ago and Pereyra wasn't even top 5 in our team ffs. Against kids his own age.
>>
>fellaini missed two sitters
>these tactics
>this squad

I'm embittered every fucking week. Every time I watch United, I end up shouting at all the bullshit I see week in week out. I don't think I'm going to watch another game from today onwards.
>>
>>64454365
It's cold and dark here, there is nothing else to do. Also watching Manure is boring af.
>>
>>64454375

they dont need to score m8
>>
>>64454366
speaking of shit

I N T H E L O O
>>
>>64454290
>tfw no gf
Please stop reminding me.
>>
>>64454363
Glad i'm gay tbqh. Thought it would always hinder me, but I've been blessed with such a better life.
>>
rip in pieces pheeloshofee
>>
>>64454356
This chick is so confusing. I consider myself a total hetero, but I think I love her bros. What's going on...
>>
>LVG will finally be gone
if only he was sacked earlier, we could've had Klopp
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>>64454363

>no consequences

1 guy calls her a whore, 100 white knights defend her, she feels vindicated

I fucking hate snapchat so much
>>
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>weeaboos
>>
>>64454402
Sunday league
>>
>stoke using the "saints go marching in" chant

fuckin lel
>>
to this
>>
>>64454363

They were always sluts. It just that they have the freedom to show it.
>>
>>64454407
ah fuck nostalgia boner
>>
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>tfw Liverplop also lose later
>>
>>64454395
Nobody cares
>>
4 DEFEAT IN A ROW
ABU WIN AGAIN
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>van laal
>>
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>>64454395
>fat tumblrina's
>>
>>64454413
one of em was flagged offside though
>>
>>64454395
Bruv, I wanan kiss no. 2's tummy so badly. It's the perfect size for me.
>>
>>64454395
stoke don't have an american car company logo
>>
>>64454429
Muh sweg
>>
If Manchester United sacked Van Laal, they would be Manchester Separated
>>
>>64454402
Sunday league. They don't care if you're shit, they need bodies in case of injuries and stuff.

You'll be the next Vardy, la.
>>
>>64454363
The patriarchy. Women are forced to sexually degrade themselves to keep and maintain male attention.
>>
>>64454426
baka desu senpai
>>
>>64454407

oh shit it's 2004 again
>>
>>64454395
nobody gives a shit about advertisement in the UK

i know that's hard to accept given that all people in your country look forward to at the weekend is 4 hours of adverts and 12 minutes of sport
>>
>>64454402
Just go to the park on evenings and join in a kickabout with whatever randos are there. EIther that or meet up with your mates from work.
>>
>>64454375
>up 2 -0
>not taking that cheeky shot from the midfield to humiliate you opponent
>>
This ref needs sacking. Been absolutely abysmal.
>>
>>64454417
no bully
>>
>LELLINI
>>
>>
Rooney has been United's best player

How did these shitters win so many games this season?
>>
>>64454363
they've always been

the only difference is that they're actually taking pride in it instead of concealing
>>
>>64454419
Me too lad

Especially since I got a bf, we just cuddle and play vidya and sometimes go to the pub. Comfy
>>
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>>64454432
>>
>>64454412
you seem to be mistaken
every youth player at manchester united is going to be a future GOAT, manchester united fans told me
>>
>>64454363
>mfw I found out the girl I've been casually boning also hooks up with other guys

The tinder era is so confusing
>>
>>64454118
;)
>>
>"""SMALDINI"""
>>
I was talking to a guy about having gold boots in like 2004 and he never posted a picture ;_; where did u go bro?
>>
he just fell...
>>
>mike slipping
>>
>>64454395
I guess silver hair only looks good in anime.
>>
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>>64454424
Nigga nah, its all about Perrie
>>
>>64454407
fuck, i remember uploading that to my motherless account ages ago

just checked it now and my videos have 2.3 million total views wew
>>
>>64454453
bit rude that lass was fit, would like fanny pics but the sudden addition of a cuckold concept is making it undesirable
>>
>>64454395
Who fucking cares
>>
>de pay
>>
>>64454080
I'm American. We work today
>>
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>United's best chance all half was from that Rooney cross early on
>>
>Smalling
>in charge of hitting the ball

world class la'
>>
you guys know van gaal has won


- 4x dutch league, 1x dutch cup, 2 spanish leagues, 1x spanish cup, 1x german league, 1x german cup
- 1 champions league
- 2x uefa cup

and finished 3rd at the world cup

nobody who matters thinks any less of him
>>
>>64454367
>'b-best GK in the league!'
>2 month transfer saga

meme player.

>>64454406
just Mata then. he honestly looks a little sad to be playing with these donkeys.
>>
>>64454430
>tfw muslim domination soon and they'll have to restraint themselves again
>>
>>64454469

>not thoroughly vetting girls before fucking them

enjoy your STIs
>>
>>64454471
epic
>>
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>this is all it takes to comfortably beat united
literally laughing lads
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>de pay
>de meme
>>
yet another slip, you really, absolutely cannot make this up
>>
If Chris Smalling was a part of a pizza he'd be Crust Smalling.
>>
>carrick

Fuck me, I thought he was subbed off 80 minutes ago.
>>
>>64454490
and he will retire as an absolute failure
>>
Anthony Martial is fucking awful lads
>>
>>64454431
>>64454448

>tfw no hannah gf
>>
>>64454490
>nobody who matters thinks any less of him
guess his bosses don't matter
>>
Pieters-Wollscheid-Shawcross-Johnson has to be the best back 4 in the Premier League
>>
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>>64454481
>dress as if I want it
>go out in public
>wait until someone kidnaps me
>he rapes my asshole
>mfw I pretend to cry and scream but actually like it
>mfw I do this every week
>>
>>64454444
terrible
Checked though
>>
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ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN ABU WIN AGAIN
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>>64454453
Clearly fake
>>
>>64454462
This. And retard progressives will defend everything we do. You could literally commit murder and get away with it. Hilarious.
>>
>eppmu

my fucking GOD man kill yourself already
>>
>Rooney's touch

300,000 (THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND)
>>
If Juan Mata had a clone he'd be Two Mata
>>
what are the traditions on Boxing Day? do you give presents on Christmas day or today?
>>
>>64454502
He said he doesn't want to retire if he's sacked.

He'll probably go on a year or two if he gets the sack, probably in Holland where he can actually compete since the eredivisie has gone to absolute total shit in the past decade.
>>
If LVG is so bad how do you explain how well Holland did at the WC?
>>
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DENIED BY BUTLAND AGAIN
>>
If Chris Smalling was eaten by Gary Lineker, he'd be Crisp Smalling.
>>
Wayne Pooney might be the worst footballer in the Premier League
>mfw he'll still be Woy's first name on the teamsheet
>>
RPPNEY DID NOT SAVE THIS GAME.
>>
>Rooney not shooting there

It's over, he's finished
Fucking drop him for Euro 2016
>>
>>64454429
Good lord. It actually looks interesting, need to see another colorway
>>
Rooney is finished.
>>
>poony in charge of scoring
>>
I'm thinking of giving up wanking. What do you think lads?
>>
ABU bunker is up lads

remember, no ABUs

>>64454527
>>64454527
>>64454527
>>
3 defeat inb4 chelsea beat mu next.
>>
>>64454519
actually hardcore SJWs have been going off gay men recently
male privilege is beginning to overwrite gay oppression
>>
>>64454505
What happened to her
>>
>>64454525
Fox hunting. Seriously.
>>
>jose mourinho
>>
is that united fans chanting jose maureen
>>
>>64454525
eat leftovers/turkey sandwiches and watch footy.
>>
>>
>>64454524
If you'd be able to pronounce spanish correctly, that joke would be utter shit
>>
>>64454528
Refball
>>
If Juan Mata were a pokemon he'd be Matata
>>
>WAYNE SLIPNEY
>>
>>64454525

give your servants presents. and go for a walk somewhere.
>>
>JOSE MOURINHO

The icing on this wonderful fucking cake
>>
>>64454525
You could just Google it bro
>>
just won £380 lads. looks like i'll actually spend dole money on food this week!
>>
I thought that mouyes head was a Photoshop kek
>>
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>captcha: Falls
>>
literally a touch of an ogre
>>
What were they chanting after
>JOSE MOURIINHO
?
>>
>>64454519
Tbqh I hate those sjw cunts but I will admit theyre useful
>>
>>64454486
Most people I met in the USA had like 2-3 jobs.

How can you work so much and still be so fucking poor? It's like you hate the idea of helping each other.
>>
>>64454037

Your not fooling anyone with that proxy Sven
>>
are utd fans singing mou's name?
>>
>>64454525
It's become less important in recent years but traditionally the big centrepiece was a boxing match between the oxford and cambridge teams in leicester square
>>
JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO
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>united fans want >mouyes
DO IT FOR THE MEMES
>>
>Mourinho chants

neat
>>
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>>64454528
>>
>>64454551
>Nice to meet you again, Didier Drogba
>>
>mourinho chants
>>
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>that Mourinho
beautiful
>>
why jose mourinho?
>>
SS TT OO KK EE CC II TT YY
>>
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post match thread

>>64452735
>>64452735
>>64452735
>>64452735
>>
>van laal
>>
>>
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>>64454534
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My salmon and noodles didn't fit in the bowl lads
>>
>>64454540
I suppose, but they're still a minority. These people don't exsist outside of tumblr.
>>
van laal
he's lost the players. just like mou.
he should resign before he gets the sack
>>
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek

They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning

United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over

Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho

United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool.

kek

KEK

K E K
>>
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KEK
>>
>>64454540

And I've noticed more and more white women getting the heat too. So I guess it goes

White privilege > Male Privilege > Hetero privilege
>>
see ya louis
>>
>>64454555
but he isn't in the top 5% of all players in world.

Fuck off son.
>>
>Get mad at manager for lack of attacking football

>Sing the name of the most defensive bus parker across all of Europe

Yanited logic
>>
>>64454552
>german failing to understand basic humour

what a surprise
>>
Oh well, guess I'll cheer myself up by watching Liverpool lose
>>
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>>64454555
>ra-ta-ta
>everyone pronounces it rat-uh-tat
>>
>>64454552
Are you retarded?
>>
>>64454505

>tfw she never did a video with anyone who knew how to fuck properly
>>
>we're man united, we want to attack!
>jose mourinho, jose mourinho

hahaha what
>>
>>64454618
Shut the fuck up
>>
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VAN LOOOOL
4 DEFEAT IN A ROW
>>
When Ronney is the best player on your team you know you are cucked up
>>
>>64454552
That's why it's a joke
>>
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>losing four(4) in a row
>since 1961
>mfw
>>
>>64454631

Eh she took a pretty decent pounding in the hotel threesome vid.
>>
>>64454530
He'd be Shat on Pitch amirite :D
>>
would my wife's son do a better job at managing united?
>>
>>64454637

Please have sex
>>
>>64454639
you shut the fuck up mate
>>
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>>64454601
>>
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>>64454604
i'm having a nice meal here la
>>
>>64454481
what is this boner
>>
>>64454623
Loud Pipes m80
>>
>>64454639
2 world wars :')
>>
>spend the entire after lunch period BTFO religious fags on /his/
>open livescore and see this

can this day GET any better?
>>
>Fungus the boogeyman

Wtf is this, Britbongs hahah
>>
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>>64454603
All black boots make me hard
>>
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>>64454059

>Serbs wreckin shit in a Mudslime country

It's so going according to kakaroto
>>
>>64454680

>ketchup on banana

what the FUCK
>>
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>>64454680
>>
>>64454697
*tips fedora*
>>
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>>64454698
>boogeyman
>>
>>64454639
2 world wars, fucking kraut
>>
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>>64454729
>Not Brown Sauce

I know, what a pleb.
>>
DM DM DM DM DM
DM DM DM DM DM
DM DM DM DM DM
DM DM DM DM DM
DM DM DM DM DM
DM DM DM DM DM
>>
>BOURNEMOUTH
>NORWICH CITY
>STOKE CITY
>THE CITY OF MANCHESTER
>>
>>64454697
>shitting up /his/

this is why no one likes porkchops

tsunaldo is shit and not even top 10

messi messi messi messi messi messi messi messi messi jajajjaja where is your god now messi is your god not crynaldo
>>
>>64454729
>>64454732
how fucking new are you?
>>
>>64454729
>he doesn't put ketchup on bananas
You're missing out lad
>>
>>64454697
I know what you mean, Alberto Barbosinha. /his/ is an hilarious christfag baiting board.

Keep up the good work, lad.
>>
>>64454729
kill yourself
>>
>>64454769

>the assless city of ireland
>>
>>64454769
Sorry, it's my first day here from reddit :^)
>>
>we
>us
>>
>>64453726
>>64453726
>>64453726
new
>>
>>64454884
buy a Leicester jersey
>>
>>64454290
You mean why are they filthy, loudmouth, brainless skanks?
>>
United players literally don't seem to give a shit
>>
>man poo
>van lel
>>
You played better in the second half but it still wasn't very good ffs
>>
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>>64454321
>No Sexy Mick on list
>>
>>64455081
Because Stoke backed off. Had it been 0-0 at the start Stoke still would have looked better to try and get that first goal.
>>
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>>64454248

>lol XD

Can someone just take that old horse, Sweden, out of its misery
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