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2-0
First for stokelona
is he really going to get sacked or are the stoke crowd memeing it up
4TH FOR MARK HUGHES IS A CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED MANAGER
>>64452643
>2008: Man Utd 1-0 FC Barcelona
>2015: FC Barcelona Reserves 2-0 Man Utd
what went wrong?
JUST
Based Stokalona desu
>divetial
disgusting
>Manchester Divived
>>64452643
This feel family
This feel
what a fucking pass. should have been 3-0 desu.
J U S T
>Chevron is literally losing 2-0 to bet365
Are they the new Standard Chartered?
>>64452643
Just imagine that Yugoslavia squad
----------------Begovic/Handanovic-----------------
Subotic ------- Ivanovic -------- Vidic ----- Nastasic
---------------Modric ------------ Xhaka ------------------
Shaqiri -------------Dzeko ---------------Rakitic----------
-----------------------Mandjukic -----------------------------
And they will have used to have Zlatan Ibrahimovic as well.
best belated christmas present ever would be van gaal out
this is just paving the way for it
United are literally becoming Liverpool
Ayye
20th for united
ABU WIN AGAIN
>>64453311
wew lad
>>64453010
Xhaka and Shaqiri would still play for you.
>>64453311
too much ass
>>64453322
HE WAS TRYING TO HEAD IT 25 YARDS BACK TO THE KEEPER
AAAAHHHH
We want Moyes
>>64452643
half time qt's time??
>>64453311
oh lord
Business Idea: Combine united and city into one club called manchester fc and share the players between them
thats the only way a manchester club will ever win anything again
>Smalling is world-class
EXPOSED
EVERY
WEEK
>>64453358
edgy
When was the last time ANY Utd player even tried to shoot from outside the box?
>>64453311
She would destroy me.
>rooney in for depay
>romero in for de gea
get ready for the van gaal tactical genius show plebs
>>23
Eat shit muslims
I fucking swear, if he takes off Herrera and not Fellaini
only van Shit could let Crystal Palace go ahead of him in the league without them even playing
>>64453373
happened today actually. herrera shot at goal but it was easily saved
>>64453373
Herrera 20 minutes ago
>>64453373
today
martial just sucks tho
>>64452643
Who /ABU/ here?
HALFTIME ASSTIME
>>64453358
for some reason as a kid watching that on the news i thought the blonde was fit
nah she's got a weird face 2bh
I LIKE TO MUNICH MUNICH
I LIKE TO.....MUNICH
>>64453322
rigged
>>64453381
>mfw this actually happens
>>64453368
what are you talking about m8?
he's been fucking class.
definitely the best CB in the league and arguably the world
how is it his fault that memepiss handed stoke the ball on a plate? or that stoke scored a BLOOTER from 40 yards?
smalling has been wonderful, try watching the game you fucking dolt
>>64453358
What are their names
even though i feel this is worse, i dont find it as enjoyable as the moyes era
>>64453371
What have Stoke got against Bayern?
>Pooey van Feces
>>64453403
man and utd
>>64453351
BASED WIND
>>64453395
good lord
>>64453391
you're remarkably calm about all this
which manager do you want as replacement?
Anyone have the webm of memepiss heading in slow motion?
>>64453395
dang
Should I tune in to the second half just for the bants?
>>64453349
ireland pls
heart is broken lads
>>64453358
Fuck, did not want these feels
The Revenant is a GREAT movie lads. Check it out.
>>64453403
Hollie Wells/Jessica Chapman
>>64453358
would be a waste if he didn't rape before killing them
YOU USHHED TO CALL ME AWN MY SHELLFONE
EHH LATE AT NIGHT WEHN YOU NEED LONG BALLS
AND... I KNOW THET HOTLINE BLIND
THET CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
>>64453412
i suppose the shock of having a bad manchester united isn't there this time, the novelty has worn off
for most of us watching football utd had always been untouchable. but we've seen them finish 7th now so it will never be the same
>>64453351
De Gay could have been a little closer. Depay should have realised he wasn't and done something else.
>>64453426
if this happens >>64453381 then yes
>>64453431
fuck off leo
>>64453389
you really want me to start masturbating, dont you ?
>>64453429
>>64453433
>replying to a scouser pedo
>>64453431
waiting for the cinema release
same with hateful 8
>>64453395
now i understand "too much ass"
i couldn't get my erect penis to slide into her if my life depended on it, there's just too much fat
>inb4 small, we're all shaped differently
The EPL is truly fucking bizarre this season
Foreigners must be enjoying this for the drama at least?
>>64453402
Put your phone away Chris, still got 45 mins to go
Bring back moyes
>>64453433
>tfw my flatmate in 1st year of uni was called holly wells
poor girl
>dwight yorke in the studio
kill me now lads
>>64453421
pep would be amazing but he's not going to join half way through the season. if we were guaranteed to get him in the summer, I wouldn't mind waiting
if not, then mourinho. for all the shit he brings along, he can at least bring some stability to this club, plus he's experienced in the PL and actually knows how to beat the smaller teams who've been taking points from us all season
it would have to be short term though. 3 years at most.
>>64453445
Ave, true to Caeser
>>64453428
Dadds should've been Wonder Woman
>>64453450
>those fuck me eyes
>yfw da lester win da premilel eague
rooney is on, its all over for stoke now boys
Depayy out
>>64453473
>Implying Pep isn't going to Citeh
>>64453451
No
I was hoping someone would post something similar
remember when a team outside the trad top 4 just scoring a goal against the trad top 4 team was like a huge deal?
>HALFTIME ASSTIME
>there is a skysports darts channel
>>64453482
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>not taking fellaini off
moyes you paki fuck, make a new thread.
POOOOOPY
>>64453450
for some reason english inbred slags always give me the hardest boners
>>64453473
>pep would be amazing
why? what has he done besides winning with some of the greatest players of all time? he cant even make the CL final with Bayern.
Mou is a proven winner with worse teams. Dunno why anyone would want Pep over Mou.
manure should hire rodgers
it will be fun
Wow, Rapeney looks like he lost weight
>>64453487
yeah probably ;_;
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>Shithead commentator thinks leaving Rooney out was why they're losing
It's clear now that both Manchester teams are trying their hardest to get their managers fired so they can get Guardiola first.
Who was subbed off for Rppney?
>no captain's armband
He's fucking done.
ROOOOONEYYYY
BASED LAD GONNA PROVE HIS WORTH HERE
>Scorecast - Bojan to score first and Stoke to win 2-0 @ 75/1
>Stake: £5.00
>>64453496
wtf is that thing
>2-0 down to Stoke
>bring on >Rooney
Joke club
>>64453483
>>64453358
i approve of this
>>64453496
too much
>>64453520
Wont end 2-0 muggins.
>>64453473
>Mourinho can bring some stability to this club
Like he did at chelsea right?
>>64452754
The refball ended
inb4 Rooney hat trick
>>64453523
>>64453526
not enough test lads?
>>64453496
source on that ass
Stoke (A)
Norwich at (H)
Bournemouth (A)
West Ham (H)
Leicester (A)
>could have topped the table, or got close, with these simple-ish games
>end up getting 2 points from these fixtures
They've swapped Rppney for Martials position.
Yeah, Man Utd are fucked.
>>64453524
ADD THE ROO TO THE POO
Reminder that united fans are adamant that ashley young is good
REFBALL
HOLY SHIT
>>64453507
he must have been tempted to not let go
>>64453527
the sweat is on my friend I believe in Stoke parking the bus and giving utd a boring 2nd half
>>64453507
Imagine a world with out women or black people
What a glorious feel
FUCKING REFBALL, MARTIAL GETS NO CARD BUT BOJAN DOES
>>64453542
Literally worse than >moyes
Pathetic dive
>>64453542
Leicester is the only one that's justified
poor show
ACTIVATE THE REFBALL
>That Bojan yellow
REFFBALL
>>64453507
Wat de fug
CHEEKY REF CUNT GETTING PAID OFF BY MAN U'S MILLIONS
HAHA DOESN'T MATTER THEY'RE SO SHIT THEY COULDN'T BUY A WIN
>booking this and not martial which was much much worse
FELLAINI IS STILL ON THE PITCH
THINK ABOUT THAT
FFS
LOUIS FUCK OFF NOONE WANTS YOU HERE
Why don't they run
Martial
Depay Rooney Mata
???
Bojan KEKIC
BOOOOOOOOO
Can't even tell if it's the United fans pissed off or the Stoke fans
>book bojan
>dont book martial
bullshit reffing
bojan hattrick when?
>>64453528
I feel like there was more happening behind the scenes in terms of players rebelling. can't deny his first 2 seasons were pretty great. I'd still want him short term though
>>64453554
If anyone is going to do the boring, it'll be us m8. Don't take away what we have left.
he was trying to get up wtf
lol he fell and got back up right away he didnt even call for a pen
no worse than martial's
REFBALL
Fuck off back to leliga you diving shite
>>64453506
>why? what has he done besides winning with some of the greatest players of all time?
Barcelona were shit and in disarray when Guardiola took over, they had finished 3rd 18 points behind Real Madrid. Pep's first season they won the league by 9 points plus the Champions League.
>Kevin "not your" Friend
Why is this mongoloid still a ref
>>64453440
Congrats, lad. Got some more?
has van ginkel been playing all game?
>>64453571
with a schneiderlin - herrera midfield behind them
makes far too much sense
>be from stoke
life is good for us potters at the moment lads oatcakes WAHEY
OFFICIAL TURKEY SANDWICH ACCOUTREMENTS POWER RANKINGS
1. Bread sauce
-------Power Gap-------
2. Cranberry sauce
------Power Gap --------
9. Gravy
91. Mustard
901. Ketchup
9001. Stuffing
Is he, dare I say, finished?
>>64453577
aye sorry that what i meant. United play worse when a team parks the bus.
why is van gaal so thirsty he isn't even moving or speaking
>>64453591
What kinda place is Stoke anyways
how much did van laal hand to the ref at half time in a little brown envelope
guarantee that stoke get a red this half
>>64453592
fuck off you cunt
Lad on the radio keeps going on about this guy called voolshite
These three fucking cunts
>Trips and gets up immediately without any expectation of a penalty
>Carded for diving
What the fucking fuck? What kind of gay ass shit is this?
>>64453592
>no salad cream
>>64453585
yes she's my waifu after all
>sun has come out at Stoke
IT'S FUCKING OVER 3-2 CONFIRMED.
you simply don't get to spend what LVG has spent and hold *this* up as the product
>>64453592
>no semen
>>64453595
diabeetus
>>64453592
>no brown sauce
>>64453582
Yeah but come on, all he did was purge the team of players who messed up the Xavi-Iniesta-Messi core and cruised effortlessly to titles.
>>64453601
What does Giggs even do?
So LvG is guaranteed out correct?
Giggs always looks confused
Could Giggs take over on his own? Mourinho couldn't solve this
>>64453591
I didn't think they had the internet in Stoke
>>64453591
Wright's pies>>>>oatcakes
>>64453601
Leave Giggs alone ;_;
He dindu nuffin
>>64453601
me on the left
>>64453615
united are ran by morons so you never know
>>64453592
branston pickle desu
Shit I forgot about United playing now
>poonited
>>64453614
Just sits there looking bored - occasionally getting slapped by Van Laal
>>64453614
her hair is extremely fucking hot in these pictures, I want to cover it with my seed.
>>64453624
>shiggs
>>64453607
is stoke kinda like Isengard?
>>64453592
> Not just butter and bread
You fucking degenerate
>>64453614
shags his brother's wife all day and psychologically destroys young players with savage banter
>>64453624
he shagged his own sister
>>64453630
>are ran by morons
>>64453615
Rooney hattrick coming la
>>64453614
Wives and girlfriends
>>64453570
Mata a qt
No homo
Sliptony Martial
worst utd team ever
If you told me this would be some top European team's front 4 about three years ago I would have believed you.
>>64453630
>ran by morons
>club rakes in billions despite being utter shit
>>64453322
The worst header I've ever seen
>>64453614
the dog that is your mother.
tbqh he's either a cuck or he's just biding his time
>>64453440
>3DPD
>Waifu
Pick one and only 1
>>64453592
>Gravy
is there science as to why thick women make me want to go HAM?
Am I high test? How can you not go HAM
>>64453624
>He dindu nuffin
THAT'S THE PROBLEM888
>>64453613
the point is xavi-iniesta-messi weren't as good as they were until pep took over
>POONEY
What's with all the rubbish on the pitch?
Not such a premier league if you ask me desu senpai
>>64453654
Stoke are a top European team
>>64453597
a proper shit hole, poor as fuck but its my poor as fuck shit hole
>>64453620
we have been hijacking signals off cheshire
>>64453621
fuck off mar mate youve rate sneeped me there
>>64453647
Moderate kek
>>64453634
>LRL's brain suffering from alcohol abuse
united would've done better if they stayed with moyes desu
>>64453654
>implying it isn't true
remember when all the united fans were calling martial the new henry at the start of the season
aaaaaaaahahahahahaha
>>64453647
kek
>>64453638
Yes. Stoke don't lose when it's windy and rainy in Stoke, especially if it's a Tuesday or Monday night.
>>64453634
I approve of this pyramid.
>>64453654
>that Yugoslavian feel
>>64453661
You have small vrain
>>64453653
>What are the 80's
Leave top 4 to me
Rooney should stop being a gobshite cunt towards the ref, and maybe to the 10 men behind him doing fuck all.
>>64453654
>implying they aren't
Bojan = budget Messi
Astronautovic = budget Ibra
Affelay = budget Iniesta
Shaqiri = budget Valbuena
>>64453672
Soon he will start forgetting sp ;-;
>>64453675
not a utd fan but he will be a top player
>pooney wasting time chatting shit with ref
>>64453654
Mark Hughes greatest Man United product ever?
>>64453679
>anime
Fuck off
so are manure cunts ready to admit that lvg is actually worse than >moyes yet?
the competition was far weaker in van laal's first season and he was fortunate to even get 4th then
>>64453655
Being Jewish money vacuums and being able to run a winning football team are two different things
>>64453675
everybody was calling martial the new henry m8
good chance of rppney red card and this being his last game for united imo.
he can get paid even more and double team chink slags with sven in china
Remember when Mata was considered a top tier player?
>Juank Mata
Rqqney getting sent off would make this a perfect game senpais.
>>64453683
that man is like an eternal 16-18 year old
You are all sluts
>>64453681
Seems you do
>tfw my wife, her son and her ex have all gone to this game as manure fans and I have the house all to myself
>>64453685
Shaq is budget cut inside man
It's not even funny anymore
solid win against a mid-table team for stoke
>Man U and Liverpool falling apart like a dilapidated building
>>64453695
I don't even care , iv never even felt a pair of tits :(
>>64453683
Confirmed for the united job then?
>>64453605
Should i book a flight to Manila?
>>64453702
no
Mata had TWO great seasons in his whole career (one at Valencia and one at Chelsea), but he was never ever a top, top player.
>>64453708
This meme is terrible, have your (You).
>>64453708
nice c uckbait
>>64453714
and chelsea
> He isn't watching Grimsby vs Lincoln
Why not guys?
>>64453702
he'll probably go back to Valencia
>>64453685
kek. sounds good huebro. stokelona is real.
>>64453710
laffs
>Confirmed #LFC team v @LCFC: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno, Can, Henderson, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi
firmino starts again, how
>Rppney
>>64453721
I chuckled desu
>You will never hoof it 80 yards on a windy afternoon at the Britannia
:(
>>64453698
Just like depay was the next robben
Now they're both just overpriced shite
I miss murderball Stoke
>>64453654
Stoke have played in Europe lad
Boring shit lads
Where are the memes ffs
>>64453731
Who plays instead, fagit?
99% possession lads. We're doing it
>van laal
>wake up
>manure losing
What a great start of the day
>>64453714
>Liverpool falling apart
How is this season different from any other in recent memory?
stoke playing at about 20% of their capacity right now and united still wont score 1 goal
>>64453731
>tfw they will lose to lesster
I WANT THIS MEME TO END
I WANT VARDY'S CHAV HEAD ON A SPIKE
MOYES IN
>>64453741
luis garcia
young is yet again our best winger, and he's at fullback
blind has been terrible lmao
>>64453738
she's going to hurt her pale skin being out in the sun like that
>>64453741
play two strikers
>>64453738
those are the saddest tits ITT la'
>>64453743
WHERE IS THE ASS
>>64453731
ready for them to get banged
>>64453731
Firmino starts because Benteke has shit technique.
>>64453731
You genuinely forget that he's even playing
>>64453636
I would ravage her
ALL THIS REFFBALL
Just bought some new football boots.
>>64453738
Oh damn. Dem some glorious titties!
>>64453741
Benteke, Sturridge
Who /horrible feeling centred around Stoke not making it three/ here?
>>64453745
I wasnt referring to this season specifically, I meant in general
>>64453751
Literally, literally, unironically, who?
>>64453738
>sitting next to my brother's gf on the couch
>>64453731
Fucking lol.
RIP in peace Liverpool
>>64453743
muh dick
>>64453766
which ones familiarem?
>>64453743
>her twisting his head at the very end
>>64453743
is this supposed to be sexual?
>>64453743
fuck i was that was me :(
>SLIPTONY MARTIAL
>SLIPNAUTOVIC
KEK
K E K
>SLIPPY
what the fuck
>>64453738
>dat thickness
hnggg
where did that guy called anthony martial come from
the fuck arnautovic
>English Premier League
>>64453752
philosophy
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA
>arnautovic
Christ las
>slippy everyone
>our now two feet
Literally dominos
LMAOL
ARNAUTOVIĆ
hahahahahahaahah
>Marko
'HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR PITCH SENPAI'
'JUST SLIP MY SHIT UP'
HE SLIPEP
>literally muh crosses
TOP FUCKING KEK
WHAT THE FUCK HAHA
>english """""""premier"""""""" league
fucking LEL
HE FUCKING SLIPPED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>le slippy
are man united the worst sports team of all time?
United need a proper starting 11, a strong second team, with credible subs. Then they need to bleed through youth.
They're going to have to spend much much more money in the next few years to ever be a competing team again.
Did that really just happen?
>>64453779
dumb frogposter
HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
U
CUNT
Ellie show feet for good luck. I beg you
SLIPPING IT AWAY
haha. he's been in the wars today.
>my wife's son's father is a United supporter
>he's always been very rude to me
I'm loving this lads!
literally loling here
>eplel
Martial's so bored he's taking a nap
Don't blame him desu
HAHAHAHAHA
>SLIPPYTOVIC
jordan ibe > firmino
>All these slips
what a slip, i bet he got absolutely crushed mentally there
>"the sniper in the crowd got him"
they aren't playing in america senpai
>you now remember United fans unironically telling us that martial was the new henry
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The amount of people that just went >slippy proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>SLIPPY A
>>64453738
ageing like milk already
Martial gets bullied off the ball WAY too easy, even for a 19-20yr old.
>world class la'
>better than Nerman la'
>new Henry la'
Never change, deluded manureshits.
>premier slipping league
>>64453731
He runs a lot.
HOW IN THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY HAPPEN LMAO
I just don't understand.How can they be so shit.They are not that bad of team.
>>64453716
Me either bro. Just be glad you aren't a midget, there's still hope for you.
>>64453833
Finland loses again
>>64453818
>wife's son
very bad meme
'cuck' has never been funny
Jesus, Martial is an enormous poofter. Went down like he was shot
>>64453831
ur b8 failed first time m8
webm of slippy a please
>>64453833
>being this mad at Christmas time
>FELLAINI
>FELLAINI
>FELLAINI
>>64453833
All I want to have is a serious discussion on /sp/
>de afro man
Buttland MOTM
>>64453840
he literally stepped on the ball fa'm'
>fellaini
useless cunt
Steven Gerrard: The Game
>>64453773
is she hot? do you two have a good relationship with each other or is it rather awkward?
DAT SAVE
YES YES YES
>FelLELni
>FELL AYYY NEE
>Fellaini
>>64453839
you must be confused
FELLAINI FUCK OFF
L O L
>>64453841
no movement what so ever. united are happy to pass it sideways and backwards all game and the opposition are happy to let united do it once they're in the lead
GOATLAND
>fellaini
>most shots directly at the goalkeeper this season
Guy wouldn't be able to score with an open net
>>64453835
>2/10, would not allow her the pleasure of sucking me off
ASSLAND
Butland>all
GOATLAND
>>64453810
they need Fergie to come back and manage them until he literally dies in the dugout
DAT SAVE
>>64453810
don't forget a manager, a director of football and someone who knows how to make a deal and not pay many millions for Fellainis or Martials. And some owners who cared wouldn't hurt.
>ANOTHER SLIP
The pitch is greaser than... some greaser footballers face.
>BUTLAND
>POONEY
>FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI >FAILINI
GOATland
GOATLAND
>le shitty finisher afro man
GOATLAND
>>64453840
It's a boxing day miracle
B U T L A N D
U
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>Le afro miss
BUTT LAND
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>BUTT LAND
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>BUTT LAND
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>BUTT LAND
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>BUTT LAND
BUTT LAND
>BUTT LAND
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>BUTT LAND
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>BUTT LAND
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>BUTT LAND
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>BUTT LAND
DAT SAVE
YES YES YES
Based ROONEY
FUCK OFF FELLAINI
>>64453777
Adidas 11Pro SG
Butland > Joe Fart
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU IN THE FIRST HALF?
THIS CUNT WITH THE FUCKING AFRO HAS HAD TWO FUCKING EASY CHANCES NOW... AND MISSED BOTH
WE SHOULD BE FUCKING DRAWING
ITS ALWAYS THIS CUNT WHO HAS THE CHANCE, AND HE ALWAYS FUCKING WASTES IT
>marouane "i aim for the keeper" fellaini
>FUHLAYNI
> Fell
> Ayy
> Nee
>Butland
Not bad
>>64453855
>iktf
he even punched me
>Shaqiri plays for Stoke
This still sounds weird
BUTLAND FOR ENGLAND GK
>Buttland becoming the best Keeper in the EPL
Its coming home La
>>64453861
no and no
>>64453873
What a qt
heskey is a better finisher ffs
>>64453836
martial legit a shit.
let's not forget united broke the record for a teenager, spending a potential £58m (Fifty Eight Million Pounds)
>>64453903
Why? He's average at best.
HERE COMES THE BBC
>>64453881
angel di maria's hair
>>64453841
Yes they are
holy shit what a save
the one time we actually create a chance and that happens
>>64453895
In like 2004, there was some Gold boots. I bought those.
ONLY ONE MAN FOR THE JOB LADS
FUCK HOSE
>Arnautovic
United at least look like they could get a goal atm
BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND BUTLAND
>its a tsuu episode
>>64453914
proxy off
when's powell coming on?
it wasn't as easy as you would think it was lads, give marouane a break
he one timed that (good choice) but the backpass for rooney was very poor, making it hard to give it the direction it needed
if anything, big fella one timing it on goal was an achievement
>>64453904
No, Woy only plays big team players la
>>64453905
>Buttland becoming the best Keeper in the EPL
Not even close.
Cech, Courtois and DeGay shit on him any day.
He is the best english goalkeeper, I'll give you that. Hart is overrated as fuck.
HER AIR RAH HER AIR RAH HER AIR RAH HER AIR RAH
LELRERA
>>64453909
Heskey was good, stop memeing
R.I.P Man United from being a top 4 side ..welcome to mid table and being the new Liverpool
>pic related
>tfw wife's husband is a Man U fan
>the city of Joe Hart
>van lal was crying
diouf will seal it for them
>>64453869
>>64453841
this. It's exactly the same thing that happens with Roma, except with more money dumped on it. They just pass it sideways, slowly as fuck with no movement or cut inside.
There are four Champions League winners playing for Stoke right now
>>64453921
>Vieira in the Arsenal dugout
>Keane in the United dugout
Make it so
>>64453939
>mfw a munich cunt dies
>>64453874
>ass
fuck off yank
>Ander Herrera
>£24M
k
e
k
>>64453921
>Roy Keane as United's manager
FUCKING YES
>>64453845
STRONG WIND
>tfw my wife son is a leicester fan
What's with all the cuckposting?
>>64453928
kek
You now realise Affelay has been on the pitch all match
>Afellay
m8...
>both teams to score
It's not happening is it lads
>>64453950
Roma has a shitty coach
>10 (TEN) CORNERS
>2 (TWO) SHOTS
WHAT IS HIS PHILOSOPHY
Go foxes!
listening to justin bieber lads
How do two players beat atleast 5-7 united players... its fucking sickening. Can none of these fucking mongs defend?
Stoke stop wasting chances you cunts, it'll cost you.
>rooney in charge of putting the biscuit in the basket
why is united filled with bland literal whos players? isnt it supposed to be a top team?
>>64453952
>We might see a greater fight than the mouyes vs wenger incident
One can dream
>>64453934
Sorry, but doesn't Stoke have the largest number of clean sheets?
Also, and although this is in no matter decisive, but Butland also has the most points for a premier league keeper in fpl.
Also Stoke is still relatively shit. Look at the other defences who those keepers play behind.
Fantastuc play
>Blind
>he's actually blind
>manure defending
>>64453974
>my wifes son
>>64453977
indeed it is the most dangerous lead
>tfw wife's daughter's father accuses me of molesting her
>he molests me in return
TOP BANTS
O
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B
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S
>you will never spend 250 mill and have 99.9% possession but still fail to win
Feels good lads
>>64453920
These?
A friend had the white version.
>van laal sacked
>united don't get mouyes because they are idiots
>install ryan giggs
>he is even worse because ryan giggs is not a football manager
>finish 10th
>>64453961
Wait, is 'cuck' no longer filtered? What about 'senpai' and 'desu'?
>MANURE DEFENDING
I think this game has made clear we Dutch don't like working on Christmas
>>64453921
Keane would crash the club with no survivors.
>HERRERA
GOATcross there
>>64453986
>De Gay
>he's actually gay
russian commentator sounds like a top lad
Jurassic Park is on ITV lads. Put yourselves out of the misery of watching this and go watch that instead.
>>64453951
Shaqiri signed for Stoke in your lifetime
>>64453968
Yes. What's your point?
>I've held in a shit for the last 20 minutes to watch this shit.
>>64453986
pottery
>>64453993
My sides. 11/10
I am a stepfather. My wife has a child from a previous relationship.
>>64453984
Actually, United have the most CSs.
>>64453973
the producers do a good job desu
the way arnautovic runs is hilarious
>>64454002
>Pieters
put them out of their misery for fucks sake, stoke.
daily reminder daley blind's dad killed a guy
>>64454002
or they're just shit
>>64454002
But it's not christmas anymore desu senpai
>all those slips
>>64453974
you sound like the bitter new partner in a hollywood movie where the ex-husband is the protagonist who has to save the day
>>64453997
Mind games
>>64454017
haha KEK
LE KEK MEME
>>64453993
Why the zombie hands?
marshital pocketed by shawcross today
>>64453951
>Bertrand has a CL medal
>Bosingwa has two CL medals
>>64453997
rodgers was a wise man
a lot of the shit he is mocked for is taken out of context
best example being "its easy to park the bus" being turned into "defending is easy"
>>64453996
>These?
Forgot the pic.
>>64453993
Oh fuck hahahaha
>>64454017
Better have atleast 3 children of your own by her or it will never be an equal relationship, also remember to make the other guys bastard child feel excluded.
>>64454013
New coach --> no Porca Madonna anymore
>>64453993
Those hands
What's /sp/ having for breakfast?
>>64453996
>These?
>>64454019
Ah I didn't realise that actually. De Gea really is a class act.
are they benching Darmian or is he injured?
>>64454062
your mum
anyway..couldve been like 4-0 stoke
>>64454076
Imagine if they had sold him and had to play Romero in goal all season
Do United fans really think Mourinho will improve your style? Pulis plays more attacking football.
>>64453775
>Writing Liverpool off against the big teams
>>64453920
had some entirely silver back in 2000, felt like ronaldo even thought i played sweeper
>>64454104
no but he'll attract better players/coaches than lvg
and the current players will up their game because mou wouldn't give a fuck about benching rooney
>Charlie Adam is 21
English "genetics" everyone
I legit feel bad for Rooney. Are the alcoholic rumors true?
>>64454062
>there is no actual meat in those burgers
>there is no actual dairy in those milkshakes
>there is no actual flour in those buns
i know our food is bland, but i couldn't stand the synthetic shit in the usa.
>blind
>can see perfectly fine
>THAT FUCKING SCISSOR TACKLE
>NOT A FUCKING FREEKICK
This ref is fucked...
>>64454261
it's tasty bongbro, we all know it's plastic but they fill it with bonafide fucking drugs and its delish
why is Charlie Adam a balding fat old man and still playing as a professional footballer?
>>64454332
all ball
