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Memey Christmas
>furpuck
>>>/asp/
>furpuck
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>>64439711
>mfw this guy has seen more cups than canadians
>>64440164
>Canada status: rekt
>tfw almost ten AM and still haven't slept. Got to get up in 3 hours for the final Christmas dinner with my grandparents.
Damn internet and traditions that ran late.
>>64440164
Nice
>>64440258
>tfw went to bed at 5 last night
>tfw woke up 4 hours later and have to deal with relatives for dinner
Fug
>>64440277
Have to?
You should cherish that shit, anon.
I'm just mad at myself for staying up this late
>>64440302
I like being with my parents just not the extended family. They're great for like an hour but then I just want to go back home
>you now realize Finland will win the babby bowl
>early thread
Go away Caitlyn
>>64440373
I'm Hyped desu
>>64440373
>Finnish meme-thiefs show their faces
>>64440311
That's what I thought when I was 12 too. But when you're an adult, you'll realize how everyone's dropping every year and how much you should appreciate being with them every year. K now going to sleep.
>>64440389
>you now realize Uppo-Nalle is 30 years older than Björne
>>64440416
What's with the bears
>>64440366
>Rantanen is going to trash Nylander
Will he ever recover?
>>64440416
>Oldest living bear in the world (500 years old)
>Have lived in sweden all his life
>>64440466
>Oldest known photograph of a bear
>Taken in Finland some 400 years before Christ
>>64440486
>We wuz bears and shiiet
>>64440486
Does that bear have an Olympic hockey gold medal around its neck?
>>64439823
>>64439818
>rags
Did you get hockey stuff, /hoc/?
>>64440565
>getting presents
I'm not 12.
>>64440311
Same here. My extended family is boring, it runs in the family
Boring Dutch heritage
>>64440577
> he doesn't let his parents buy him gifts
Why do you hate your parents
Or
Why do you have shitty selfish parents?
I spent about $400 on friends and family this year, we like to give gifts to each other
>>64440565
I got some >laffs gear
>>64440578
>Not having swedish heritage
>>64440604
One of my great grandmothers was born a boat from Sweden
>>64440565
>not a one piece
>>64440615
*on a
>>64440615
>atlantic heritage
;^)
>>64440604
we're not muslim
>>64440615
#Blessed #Motivated #LoveLife #NotAFuckingFinnThankGod
>>64440628
Cool clock Ahmed
See you in the finals Dallas
>>64440615
>you are at a hockey game and these guys slap you in the ass
>What do?
>>64440604
We have a sweet castle though
>>64440640
Thank you america for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yadQ0Qk-X_k
>>64440666
Give him a shove
Nice Satan trips, Satan
>>64440668
That woman is mentally ill
>>64440698
Don't project on Christmas. Go one day atleast, please.
>>64440668
>that thing got a 9.5/10 QT
>I can't even get uggos to make eye contact with me even though I'm a healthy weight and tall
Why am I alive
>>64440698
She is a beautful woman performing my favourite kind of american music
Love this lady as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsVMr7NWuCU
>>64440668
Wew lad what the fuck is this shit
>>64440708
>>64440715
I was talking about the qt with the hamplanet
PUL-JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64440892
>yuromemes
Stop
Anyone else just not terribly excited for the world juniors this year? I mean I still want to watch it, and the predicted parity is good for the sport as a whole I think, but it just seems kinda meh. I'm hoping for a classic canada/russia (good vs evil) final, but that's about it
Just had brunch bout to head to dinner with the other side of the family. My grandma was drooling nonstop and we had to tell her each time to chew and to swallow. My mom cried.
Yay christmas
Just put this together, works p good too
Ho ho ho 2bh
KN-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64440956
Those are great, but the ones with the plastic bubble dome are goat
>>64440956
That looks really fun
>>64440956
I got the one where you can swap out the guys for whatever team you want a few years ago for my birthday. But no one I know is any good and I always wipe the floor with em :(
>>64440935
only super excited for Laine. but yeah, I think it will be a good tournament. teams to watch are USA and Finland
>>64440956
That looks really shitty compared to Stiga
>>64440994
Do they still make the one where all of the dudes were spring loaded and you could fire off wrist shots?
>>64440962
>Floriduh
>>64441013
I feel your pain bro, and this isn't even cold by winnipeg standards, we've just been spoiled this year
>>64441055
I like cold and snow tho, particularly snow
>>64440965
>ney7ander
PUL
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64441013
Christmas is ruined
>>64441087
>Pulj0
KN
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PULJÙÜ\UUUUU
>>64441186
>Finland actually tries to win bronze medals
NHL network is confirmed for posting in /hoc/ after yesterdays bitching they are showing all of last years roads to the winter classic and stadium series followed by the games
>>64441197
What a qt, what's her name?
Which teams do you think Puljujarvi and Laine are going to?
>>64441235
Share the load mister Pulju
>>64441255
Laine goes to Toronto.
Pulju to Analheim
>>64441255
After dominating WJC they go as 1st and 2nd overall picks to Edmonton oilers.
>>64440975
Theyre also really expensive. I know because I own one. I paid $1500 and now it sits in a storage unit.
>mfw New Jersey has a hockey team
>>64441295
>After dominating WJC
>with 0 points
>>64441255
Pulju to Dedmonton
Laine to Carlelina
>>64441323
>Carolina
Oh yea I forgot they exist
>>64441435
They have more cups than the state of hockey lel
>no canadians will be drafted top 5 this year
>>64441440
>1993
>>64441440
>a Floridian will be in the top 5 this year
Canada on pooicide watch
I got a big tv for christmas lads
>>64441473
KIWI
I
W
I
>>64441484
lel that was the first time I used the scribble tool
>>64441473
Did it come with the built in puck finding system?
>>64441473
How big of a tv? Will you be able to find the puck easily?
>>64441323
Hall - Draisaitl - Purcell
Pouliot - McDavid - Yakupov
Laine/Puljujarvi - RNH - Eberle
Hendricks - Letestu - Korpikoski
Nurse - Sekera
Klefbom - Hamonic
Davidson - Reinhart
Talbot/Nilsson
Brossoit
Just give them the cup already
>tfw no qt white snow on xMas
The Jews have gone to far this time
Just ran a draft simulator using this ranking:
http://www.eliteprospects.com/draftcenter.php?year=2016&layout=&ranking=Rank5
Thoughts?
>>64441614
>disabling screen rotate
you some kinda fag?
>>64441642
>>64441642
>not disabling screen rotate
It's like you don't even lay in bed all day shitposting
>>64441598
Anton Belov wants to come back to the NHL too now Eakins and such has left.
He did slag off Edmonton but they did keep his leesh so I dunno. Throw him some cute birds to shag and maybe he'll sign.
...but I have no idea if you guys want him or not.
Merry Christmas all))))
>>64441682
>>64441642
Who the fuck doesn't disable screen rotate? It can still be put to full screen for videos and such
>>64441695
Nobody blames him for leaving those were some shit tier years, no hard feeling towards him he'd be a welcome addition
Merry Christmas to you Britbong!
>>64441727
Thank you )
Here's the link for Belov.
http://m.sports.ru/hockey/1035368278.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter.
Amusing be describes Eakins tenure as a pancake that came out lumpy.
"Pancake" is used by 16 year old girls on twitter as an equivalent for "Moron".
This amuses me but I actually liked Eakins.
>>64441912
Eakins had sincere intentions but was never given a fair shot because
a) Managent was inept & filled with people gaining roles due to nepotism
b) ownership enabled and rewarded said nepotism and failures
c) was a rookie head coach when the team needed a veteran head coach
His unwillingness to play European players did not help his cause either. Nail Yakupov has suffered as a result often finding himself on the 4th line or press box unfairly. Belov, Larsen, Hartikainen, Raajala, Horak & Omark are no longer a part of the organization.
Take a look at Yakupov's point totals under Todd Nelson, a staggering difference at nearly triple the point per game average.
>>64442226
>Belov, Larsen, Hartikainen, Raajala, Horak & Omark are no longer a part of the organization.
This is a good thing.
>>64442249
Under the leadership of a competent NHL franchise they all had the potential to become depth NHLers, something the Oilers have lacked. You can't win with top end talent alone.
Why can't they put a token bowl game on or some hockey or something.
Nobody wants to watch basketball familia
>>64442226
Thank you Mr Canadian.
It's hard not to sound sarcastic but holy shit, insightful thoughts on /hoc/ )))
>>64442345
>Why can't they put a token bowl game on or some hockey or something.
Does North America not show other leagues like the SHL/KHL? Amur game was a fucking shitshow.
>datsyuk is old
How do you cope, /hoc/?
>>64442598
>Thats a bad thing
Enjoy his last season, hopefully Detroit can reward him with a playoff berth
>>64442598
Im not a detoilet fan so
>>64442598
By watching """""""my"""""""""" team kick the shit out of detoilet
>rags
>>64443090
what the hell was going through your mind when you posted that?
>>64443113
>the New York Rangers hockey club
>"I'll stick to greasy garbage goals"
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/bIRV0ATzW8Q
Watching Titanic
Somewhat drunk
>>64443298
I'm playing the new starcraft
drinking tea.
pretty cozy, ready for wjc tomorrow
tfw first juniors game for canada is against the usa
getting hype for virts and strome
>>64443335
Oh man am i excited
Going to the Finland Slovakia game on new years eve
>>64443298
icing warning
>>64443295
based ebs
>>64443379
People are escpaing with boats now
>>64443408
Sink the boats before they reach Italy
>>64443382
Hallah akbar
>>64443373
Sounds bitchin. I hope Finland wins this year
>>64443499
me2, i wish i could root for the usa but naah man
>>64443534
Wtf why would you want to root for USA
Nothing against usa but why
>>64443534
I understand, we have too many other sports to win at, our people would just get more annoying if we dominated hockey as well
>>64443557
he was being nice, so i wish i could be nice to him by saying that i hope the usa wins
but i dont, because they are cunts
>>64443568
>binland
>calling people cunts
>>64443621
No reason to start a fight, cunt
>>64443621
it takes one to know one
>>64443648
>>64443654
I'll show u cunts a cunt, cunts
>>64443682
your mama already showed me ;)
>>64443700
AYYYY LMAO
>>64443654
Tuli sellanen tunnelma että Milto makais ruumisarkussa
JACK, THIS IS WHERE WE FIRST MET
>>64443716
okay enough joking, did patrick kane really rape that woman? i hope you have some inside knowledge
>>64443737
en yhtään ihmettelisi
>>64443775
>watching memetanic
>>64443784
No, bitches are thirsty attention whores.
>>64443818
I've never watched it
I only like Kaurismäki's movies anyway
>tfw Canada will btfo Finland yet again
THEREs A BOAT JACK
PERKELE :DDD
I'd watch a Finnish version of titanic
>>64444057
>near bar whereber ur benis are :DDDD
>>64444188
>draw me like one of your benis gurls chack :DDDD
>>64444220
I'll neber let go of ur benis jack :DD
why are home games in detoilet always so empty?
>>64444264
Gentlmens, ids bean a bleasure blaying wit ur benis tonight :DDDD
FUUUUUUGGGG
>>64444363
>hockeytown
What's worse, that or the state of hockey
>>64441598
too bad eberle and rnh will request a trade if they are stuck getting 3rd line minutes
>>64444363
Everyone left Detroit
>>64444363
No suites, rich folk buy season tickets in the front and don't show
Upper bowl is packed. Hopefully new stadium fixes it
>>64444486
why
>>64441598
>overrated uncoached forwards
>bad defense
>literally who in net
Haven't seen this fail multiple years in a row or anything
>>64444648
Massive amounts of job loss after GM crashed and burned
>>64444666
It's bouncing back in that it's not falling apart as quickly anymore. And mostly because everyone that stayed can't be a lazy nigger anymore
well atleast they reach the playoffs every year
>>64444842
>Norge
everybody
this unlawfulness will not be tolerated
back to the real thread
NOW
>>64430507
>>64430507
>>64430507
>>64430507
>>64430507
Reminder not to respond to or encourage grease making threads early
>>64443873
Frank?
>tfw no hokkei
>>64444363
No one can afford tickets
>>64445168
Reported
>>64445332
>tfw going to watch USA - CANADA today (tomorrow for you guys)
>>64445292
Frank, tänään me lähdetään Eiraan
>>64445529
On matka Kalliosta Eiraan pitkä, Frank
>>64445453
for you
>>64445596
>>64445596
Suosikkikohtaukseni
https://youtu.be/zXW7EWKh6LQ
How far in the division do you guys think the hasb will fall? Out of the playoffs?
>>64445708
how do you rate team USA?
>>64445891
5/5
>tfw Christmas is over
>>64446239
It's been over for over 26 hours m8
>>64445943
1776/10
>>64445453
How much did that set you back?
>>64445943
Shit if I know
This I guess >>64446268
>>64446274
You mean how much it costs? 29€ and that includes SUI-SWE and USA-CAN
>>64446341
>Scandinavian country
>uses Euros
>>64446341
Fuck thats a good deal.
>>64446359
>Scandinavian
USA education everybody
>>64446396
I know. And final and bronze game was 48€ so that's damn good deal too
>tfw going to miss the first game against Switzerland
>Canada without their good goalie tomorrow because he chimped out
Matthews might score 10 goals
Why are Finns so ugly, and why do they smell so bad? It's really weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkJzV3x9Rd0
explain this shit canada
why would i want god to fuck me
>tfw it nearly been a year
>New Jersey still has a hockey team
>>64446650
When do you think they'll relocate
>>64446743
>>64446650
>mad at a playoff team
What's the matter, cucks :^)
>>64446743
maybe around the all star game this year.Id say Wisconsin or Seattle.Maybe Sacramento because you know how they're vying for a hockey team over there.Definitely want it more than the Devils fans do.
>>64446773
stay assravaged
>>64446773
Devlels have fans?
>>64446763
>December
>calling yourself a playoff team.
>mfw
>Hockey team
>In NJ
>mfw
>26th in the league in attendance
>mfw
>have smallest area to have fanbase
>mfw
>Surrounded by Philadelphia (Flyers) and New York City (Islanders and Rangers) of both sides of the state your team is named after
>mfw
>have no true culture
>mfw
>have no dedicated fans
>mfw
>have only 2 or 3 players that can really be called great
>mfw
>a team
> based in
> fucking
> NEW
> JERSEY
>mfw
>>64446809
yeah kind of it really just 5 angry italian guys jerking eachother off to images of Martin Brodeur
>>64446841
So we're reddit-posting now?
>>64446853
The blues legend? Why would they do that?
>>64446798
>having a mascot that looks like an annoying loud "italian"
at least the devils know their fans well
>mfw /hoc/ is literally triggered by the Debbies
>>64446854
I noticed that gif was in the devils arena.Notice how many empty fucking seats are behind those guys.Thats fucking embarrassing.Devils arena is a fucking ghost town.
>>64446895
>triggered by a team as forgettable and non-threatening as Carolina
>>64446895
>triggered
bruh everyone is making fun of you
>mfw Devlels "fans" trying to defend their shitty team
>>64446901
stay mad bitch nigga
>>64446947
who the fuck is this manlet in your gif
>>64446841
This is quite possibly the most autistic post I have ever read.
>>64446963
>devils
>telling others about autism
Would you rather be a jersey fan or a >laffs fan
>>64447166
kill myself
"Lmao Patty, have you seen this? They think the Devils are a good team."
He never loved you, NJ.
Hey /hoc/ just got home for the night and i don't have enough alcohol. Christmas was pretty good though how was yours
would anyone believe me if I said Ryan Johansen has a problem with ADD.
to elaborate, his problem is he doesn't have it but aggressively treats it with liberal doses of Adderal?
I really want to debunk this one. I'd rather Joey be dusted than jaded.
>>64447787
Wew
>>64447787
>every image is from a seinen
Pure pottery
>>64446841
Still more cups than the "state of hockey"
>>64447787
>hot topic
>the post
>>64447787
Autism has no age.
>>64447851
>Mild
>>64447268
>devils "fans" think their players enjoy being in NJ
>>64447787
Anime is pretty gay, If my son or daughter ever watched anime I would beat them senseless. Good thing I've raised them better than that.
Pic related typical anime hue monkey
>>64448233
The irony is the edge in your post
>>64447332
That would explain the heart issue from the summer
I'm drunk on the Christmas spirits and wearing my Bruins sweater. Will you touch my wiener?
The habs are not very good at hockey
>>64448422
fucking publix was closed today so I have to wait until tomorrow for my sandwich.
it sucks, but itll be worth it
>tfw fought with my gf all day
>family lives on the opposite side of the country
>wish I could have been home telling my parents that I'm single and having a fun time with no worries
>no hockey to distract me
Fuck this
>tfw back in Dallas for Christmas
>tfw have to go back home before they play again
Life is suffering, /hoc/.
>>64449069
make up sex maybe? Sorry anon kun, wish I could feel your feels and feel with ya. I agree that hockey (watching and cheering for sports in general) is a good distraction from the pile of shit thats life.
>got two tickets for Christmas
>at the end of March
>against the Carolina Hurricanes
>on a weekday
ok
>>64449152
Hahaha! Please elaborate on this. Who gifted you that? Who is your favorite team? More story please
>rags
DED
E
D
>>64449152
>complaining about free hockey
How the fuck do you explain /hoc/'s autism that Kippers actually fucking left?
>>64450425
>/hoc/ is so autistic smuk_anok left
WJC TODAY HYPEHYPEHYPE
vehviläinen starting goalie for finland
>>64450527
I miss smuk_anok i mean FUCK he made all those smuk_smuks
Also
What did /hoc/ get for christmas?
Wake up post xmas hoc, get comfy
>>64454129
Holy shit thats a cute dog
>>64455087
>mutt
>cute
>>64456107
>being a dog snob
smhtbhfam
just woke up to see kneelander getting kill
why cant anything ever go right for the leafs?
>>64455087
Thanks mang, I post her as a puppy sometimes
>>64456805
The leafs are like da bears of hokkei (I don't know anything about handegg, so this is possibly wrong)
What time does the game actually start.
who else /spengler/ here?
What a bunch of faggots you all are.
>>64459971
RARE
A
R
E
hi /hoc/
my gf just got me tickets to the rags/kings game in February
stay comfy friends
>>64449096
Fix that flag in your picture you dumb normie
>>64460244
>has a gf
Fucking normies WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE THIS IS NOT YOUR WEBSITE
>>64459971
you dont see this flag that often
>>64460244
CHAAAAAAD!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Nylander dead and marner all but cut from canacucks wjc team, what now laffs?
btw.
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>ITS OUR GAME
>WARMUP GAME
>ROUND ROBIN
>MEANINGLESS GAME
>ITS OUR GAME
LETS GET THIS STARTED
THE SHITTY COUNTRY OF CANADA
LETS GET THIS STARTED
THE SHITTY COUNTRY OF CANADA
LETS GET THIS STARTED
THE SHITTY COUNTRY OF CANADA
LETS GET THIS STARTED
THE SHITTY COUNTRY OF CANADA
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>>64462782
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>BTFO and dabbed on
Team Canada on suicide watch
meh
junior hockey in canada is fucked anyway
>small town leagues are all gone
>the retarded cost
>minor hockey politics ruining entire generations of players
>hockey canada giving exceptional status to a couple shitters for awful reasons undermining the entire thing
we had a good run
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PICK EM!
Bruins
Lightning
Caps
Devils
Stars
Predators
Wild
Kings
????
>>64462402
Is the banner behind him saying "invasion"?
>>64462926
Broons
Caps
Dallas (and im a blues fan)
Pitt
Van
UPSET MEME JACKETS
Carolina
Smashville
Arizona
>>64462861
now this is a quality post that should be taken in consideration
these are problems needing to be fixed
>>64462926
>boston
>caps
>blues
>minnesota
>oilers
>tampon gay
>devlels
>preds
>yotes
>>64463021
How was your christmas? Get any sandwiches?
How does one go and try to join a junior hockey team?
reminder that nylander is kill
>laffs
someone needs to make a gif/webm of Repo's goal, that thing was a beauty.
Hey senpaitachi. Can someone explain to me how one single nation can be so cuck? How do they suck so bad at their own damn sport?
Mfw the US his holding the next olympic gold medals, both mvp Kane and Ryan Kessler show up big, but Toews gets the fight he's finally been lookin for and kicks the shit out of that puss ass Kessler despite his performance. And TVR plays with team america too!
>canautists
>"our sport"
just watched the highlights on TSN. God damn those cucks are salty.
>have four local players on the team
>three grew up within 10 miles of the Coliseum
"Psh, who cares about the prelims of the World Juniors?"
t. Gordie Bijarani
Is this the best goal song ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4
Hey, Binland.
>Last time Canada lost their tournament opener was 1998, that's also the last time Finland won the World Juniors @ home
>>64463647
pls don't encourage Finnish shitposting
>POOANADA ON POOICIDE WATCH
LITERALLY
lel
LEL
L-E-L
>ameriblobs will never be at a healthy weight
>>64463670
fuk u
>>64463717
She's pregnant you idiot
>>64463670
>mad at finns
>>64463738
sorry did I post your fat wife tyrone
Are the canadumbs really that scared to show their ugly faces around here?
what a bunch of cuckolds
>>64463915
Much like the Swedes they have no honor and flee the scene like a bunch of bitches who got fucked for free.
>win a round robin wjc game
>celebrate like its Olympic gold
Lel Caitlyns really are desperate
>elect a substitute teacher
>hockey teams starts to suck
LELLLLMAO
>>64463973
>n-no, it d-doesn't m-matter
>>64464042
Nah americaitlyns don't care about hockey, my man.
>>64463647
We are going to win this.
I know it.
This team is just overwhelming in size and firepower. USA maybe more skilled but you are ALOT smaller. I'm not even worried about other teams.
>>64464069
That makes it even more embarrassing lmao
>>64463968
>implying I didn't just take a nap so that I can stay up and meme longer
>>64464069
>>64463973
>ABSOLUTELY
>UTTERLY
>BUTTDEVASTATED
>THE """""""""""""COUNTRY OF HOKKEI""""""""""""""
WHERE THE FUCK IS BINLAND, THEY NEED TO ENJOY THIS WITH US
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>64464134
>Swedes
>memes
Just stop, you're embarassing yourself, kid.
>>64464181
Mr. Feisty I suppose?
NHL TEAM WHEN?
>>64464125
I don't even care if >we don't medal if it means the Canacucks get binned by the Finns.
Now that Nylander is nothing more than a corpse rotting in a ditch.
Does Sweden even have any memes?
>>64463600
>BORN IN A DEADMAN'S TOWN
THE FIRST KICK I TOOK WAS WHEN I HIT THE GROUND
END UP LIKE A DOG THAT 'S BEEN BEAT TOO MUCH
'TILL YOU SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE TO COVER IT UP
>COME BACK HOME TO THE REFINERY
HIREMAN SAYS "SON IF IT WAS UP TO ME..."
>I HAD A BROTHER AT KE SANG
FIGHTING OFF THE VIETKONG
THEY 'RE STILL THERE HE'S ALL GONE
>DOWN IN THE SHADOW OF THE PENITENTIARY
OUT BY THE GAS FIRES OF THE REFINERY
I 'M TEN YEARS BURNING DOWN THE ROAD
NOWHERE TO RUN AIN'T GOT NOWHERE TO GO
>I 'M A LONG GONE DADDY IN THE USA
it's a very bad song to be a goalhorn
Ha ha ha fuck you Dundee
4-2
>>64464267
If we lose, you were my other team all along.
>>64464284
I GOT DEEEEEENBTS AND I WILL NOT PAY
I GOT DEEEEEEEENBTS AND I WILL NOT PAY
>>64464281
We have an actual autistic goalie
>>64464340
Greasy on pooicide watch
>>64464384
Our goalie is pretty unknown.
Dunno nothing about him tbf other than he has had an unspectacular career and has a weird first name.
Who the fuck calls his child Veini?
>>64464462
Someone who plans to have two more kids called Vidi and Vici (but misspelled their first borns name)?
>>64464462
someone with a big meaty veiny dick
>>64464462
>>64464610
Pls send cold
My ice rink isn't ice
>>64464610
lel
>>64464727
It's just below 0 here tbqh familia
>BORN IN A DEADMAN'S TOWN
>THE FIRST KICK I TOOK WAS WHEN I HIT THE GROUND
>END UP LIKE A DOG THAT 'S BEEN BEAT TOO MUCH
>'TILL YOU SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE TO COVER IT UP
such is life in the U.S.
>>64464727
It's +2 Celsius here in southern Lapland familizio.
Absolutely no snow and life threatening roads with glacier type surface.
>>64464809
Have you been drinking?
>>64464727
haven't they shown you any footage from Helsinki outside the arena? The winter never arriwed.
>>64464908
no, why? I thought you liked the song
I certainly do
>tfw in same liquor store the 3rd time in 4 days
>same guy is working
>>64464908
No he's just autistic
Who else here going to their local ECHL game?
>$15 tickets
>feels comfy lads
>Canadians go all the way to Binland just to watch teenagers get BTFO
How can one "nation" be so kucked
>>64464988
>COME BACK HOME TO THE REFINERY
>HIREMAN SAYS "SON IF IT WAS UP TO ME..."
>WENT TO SEE MY V.A. MAN
>HE SAID "SON, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND..?"
BORN IN THE U.S.A.
BORN IN THE U.S.A.
BORN IN THE U.S.A.
>>64464968
At least it wasn't the 4th time in 4 days
>>64465027
>mfw NHL tickets used to be as cheap as ECHL tickets
Can't wait until they come back, feels good lads.
>>64465049
they were closed yesterday. Walking out some girl that looked kinda familiar was walking in with a guy. I heard her say biggest manwhore from my high school to him and i think she was talking about me. Get over it bitch i graduated 5 years ago and haven't had sex in like 10 months.
t. Done blogging now
>>64463717
>tfw you will never date a woman this into staying fit
fuck me
>>64465027
going to ahl tonight
>DOWN IN THE SHADOW OF THE PENITENTIARY
>OUT BY THE GAS FIRES OF THE REFINERY
>I 'M TEN YEARS BURNING DOWN THE ROAD
>NOWHERE TO RUN AIN'T GOT NOWHERE TO GO
>I 'M A LONG GONE DADDY IN THE USA
BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A. BORN IN THE U.S.A.
>>64465113
>biggest manwhore from my high school to him and i think she was talking about me
I would be proud
>>64465136
God dammit dude, I fucking hate bruce Springsteen and I can't get away from it with my fucking family
I shouldn't have linked the USA goal song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs
>>64465176
>I fucking hate bruce Springsteen
his songs are soooooo melancholic. He writes very sentimentaly charged songs. But my mom used to be a huge fan, she went to look for him in his house with her cousin and they waited hours before someone came out and told them they had the wrong address, lel.
So I like the man, don't really hate his music, but he's not my cup of tea either.
>>64465259
Hey, Grease. No shitposting in my Debbies Canes thread, today. Ok?
>>64465313
kek
I 'll make sure I 'll be the first post there.
Did we win something? Can I say that wjc is meaningless without people thinking I'm a sore loser?
>>64465360
Canada lost. Everyone else is a winner.
> Larkin not playing tonight
>>64465136
So seriously where in NJ is your family's diner?
didnt watch the game and frankly wont watch ne of them because i only watch professional men play hockey but im happy canada lost and i hope that if they play finland they lose to finland too lol imagine
>>64465409
>ne
Leave
My head hurts
>>64465360
We all won something. Matthews, Laine, Puljujärvi, Juolevi all performed well or even spectacular.
Tkatchuk was shit
Canada was shit
This pretty much means there will be 3 Finns in top4 in the draft.
Pretty amazing for a small country who barely even gives a shit about hockey.
>>64465427
i can type ne way i want to and there is absolutely nothing u can do to stop me.
>>64465464
My dad works for Nintendo
>>64465406
is this stereotype supposed to hurt me?
>>64465489
cool. im gay
>>64465462
> barely gives a shit about hockey
>s-seriously, we don't even l-like hockey, that's why we're so bad at it
The only major country in hockey that doesn't care is America
>>64465510
Reported. To the fbi.
>Guinness is now making an IPA
What a time to be alive lads
>>64465511
>not giving a shit is a constitutional right
>no other country has constitutional laws
>America invented freedom
BORN IN THE USA
>UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
GOODBYE KEKNADIANS
MADE IN AMERICA
>LAND THAT I LOVE
CANAKEKS ON POOICIDE WATCH
AMERICA, AMERICA
>FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA
FREE QUEBEC
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE, TO THE FLAG
>ONE NATION UNDER GOD
>Le free French Canadians
>nation of hokkei
>electing a cuck to run your country
>Allahu inshallah when?
>>64465558
Putting words in people's mouths is wrong and shows a lack of rational thought, binland
>muh "muh freedoms"
>>64465577
calm down, you 'll break an artery
>>64465577
Soon. His holiness abdul qaidir al muskegun, peace be upon him, is just across the boarder
Just accidently watched the Steve Jobs movie because it started after the wjc broadcast.
Is this the most expensive ad ever made?
thinking of moving to USA next year
>>64465553
I dont really drink anything other than sams desu
>>64465641
American sniper was pretty expensive
>>64465616
THERE IS NO PRICE TOO HIGH FOR FREEDOM
>>64465657
>word filter still on
holy shit what are you doing hiroshimoot
>>64465653
We don't want any
>>64465684
i got a pretty dark tone (skin) so i could pass off as mexican maybe
>>64465630
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
>...allahu akbar
>>64465664
But unlike this, it was also a cool story.
I also don't see how it was an ad.
I have the American Sniper book too. My dad bought it for christmas and I was like "cool, that's... some dude with a rifle., cool.."
I'm gonna read it tho. My cousin is a proud American who never stops flooding my facebook with freedom stuff, even tho she was born and raised in Finland and only lived in USA for 10 years.
Dad wants to go to the ahl game tonight but leave after 2 periods. Its not the last game I can go to while I'm home. Is it worth it to go for 2 periods? Its only 15 minutes away but seems like a waste when I can just watch nhl
>>64465027
>>64465132
ahl games tonight and tomorrow
$11.40 per game with season tix
>>64465804
Is it >your farm team?
>>64465757
>My cousin is a proud American who never stops flooding my facebook with freedom stuff, even tho she was born and raised in Finland and only lived in USA for 10 years.
Those people are the worst.
But at the same time to be pittied and even to be thanked.
Because they expose what allegiance is all about: class (as in class warfare, not "class,not swag")
>>64465804
go and buy some chuck a pucks and see big hits and shit IRL. Its not ideal to leave after 2 periods but as long as dad is paying who cares go bond with your pops
>>64465804
Tell your faggot "dad" to stop being a normie cuckold and stay for the whole game. Jesus Christ, you should be embarassed for your "dad."
Hell, I bet you're just his wife's son to him, ain't you, fuccboi?
>>64465682
I think they got rid of the cuck filter at least
>>64465791
Giroux is an ol time player. He knew Elias is a lad.
I like guys like these who don't act like they're on amphetamine like Lucic is.
>>64465827
>>64465836
>>64465839
Ok I'm going. I've only been to like 4 games this year anyway so i might as well. Yes its muh farm team
>>64465898
what team is it?
>>64465683
lmao look at that fuckin hockey hating monkey
>>64465912
the Kayuga Possums
>>64465859
Would've rather Gookmoot to give us "sMh tBh fAm" back, desu senpai. Cuck was the worst meme of 2014-2015
>>64465817
id probably try a bite of that
>>64465835
It's just so weird what happened.
She was a pretty established designer and a fashion model.
Now she's a wife of some mountain man and loves guns and hating minorities.
>>64465980
This
>>64465912
You'll have to subscribe to my Facebook to find out. Pro tip I'm the only guy in /hoc/ that ever goes to ahl games and talks about it. Update were driving separate and I'm staying til the end he wants to be home to see the ending of the nhl games
>>64466024
tell you dad to just buy a hockeystreams account so he can watch all the NHL games on demand
>>64465988
Good for her
>not being a mountain man
>>64466073
>that state
What's your name buddy?
>>64466048
He has center ice and i have gamecenter. Hes really just being a fag
>>64466138
Ben Garrison
Where my niggas that eat lefse with butter and sugar?
>>64466157
I've seen some of your work.
Very inspiring.
>>64466073
>the avs logo is still a hershey kiss
based. they haven't even been with hershey for like a decade
>>64466228
yes 2 double cheese with mac sauce a medium fry and hi-c
Finnish bro.
Why do Jokerit fans have such a bad rep? Wanted to stop at Helsinki on a trip but Finnish friends tell me don't go to a Jokerit game because they are drunken rabble fucknuts.
(I just want to to watch Steve Moses score on them and watch Westerlund bitch)
>>64466228
No you faggot
Eat healthy food and work out so you can fuck bitches instead of talk about hokkei on a Vietnamese comic book forum
>>64466228
>should I buy a subpar burger instead of buying a good street burger
Don't tell me USA doesn't have street food.
>>64466248
>>64466268
i haven't had mcdonalds in a couple years. i think i'm just going to do it. my teenage brother got some earlier and i smelled it and it made me want it. i hope i don't get sick
>A law in Finland prevents any consumption of alcohol in the stands of an arena or stadium, much to the disappointment of many fans who were turned back while trying to carry beer to their seats on Saturday as Canada faced the United States in its opening game of the tournament.
WHY THE FUCK IS BINLAND ALLOWED TO HOST ANYTHING
>>64466257
Because your friends were other team fans, HiFK right?
And you took their word.
Jokerit fans are normal people.
Street fighting over sports teams does not happen.
>>64466302
this is pretty normal in europe outside germany and yes it sucks.
>>64466302
that law isnt real its just that the finnish stadium workers knew that canada was going down and they saw what happened in vancouver when canadians werent allowed to win lol. please no beer mr canada man, please no tantrum and kill
>>64466272
Only in big city shitholes desu
>>64466333
tim thomas played for jokerit, theyre not normal
>>64466339
that sucks. its so nice to get a little drunk before the game then have a beer to keep it rolling in the stadium
>>64466302
Think of the children!!!!
Seriously tho, we are sorry you had to experiense the no fun allowed games.
If a common man could change this, it would get changed and it's fucking embarrassing.
> pens vs caps
Lol get it?
>>64466333
Thank you))
I take their opinions with salt. One moved to Sweden and actually enjoyed it.
>>64466406
lmao. marketing tie ins when??
>>64466377
No they're not. They're HiFK fans who told you that you would get beat up in a hockey game.
Do you realize how stupid that sounds?
>>64466440
im not him.
RIP Team Canada
I thought we were supposed to be GOAT.
>>64466300
get something else instead with the same or less money. Or even more. Pay to have a nice, saturating meal, even if it's street food.
>>64466377
It amuses me that Jokerit's goalie is a Swede named Henrik Karlsson.
I didn't mind Jokerit untill Mirtle started sucking on their dick.
Also
>Not going with Finnish Goaltending
>>64466459
Yeah I noticed that.
The bottom line is that if you don't run your mouth, you're not going to get beat up. This is not just hockey games, it applies to all of Finland.
>Auston Mathews is the GOAT
>We'll be one step closer to him after today's loss
Life is pretty fuckin good.
>>64466486
>sad canada
>>64466521
Pretty much. I didn't know about the fights. Just that the fans were idiot teenagers and the arena is trash. Pretty much like going to most of the Sheffield games in England. Gotta love illegible babbling by chavs
>>64466524
Who's that succulent whore
you guys want to make few extra with pets?
Tips:
Boston-Buffalo+2
Washigton-Montreal+1
Car-NJ 2
Min-Pts 2
Remember to make it triple, it's always risky with these.
>>64466696
Kathy Ferreiro
>>64466650
Jeah the arena is Hartwall Arena so it definitely isn't trash.
Sounds like your buddies are trash tbf.
>>64466712
>pets
Bets
>>64466737
Butt implants should be illegal. They look fucking terrible. At least with breast implants you can easily hide the terrible nipple placement.
>>64466712
I live in freedomland where that is illegal
>>64466796
Also
Butt implants = too lazy to work out
>>64466302
You think that's bad?
The leading christian politician (..that fucking whore) called for total ban of alcohol sales in all sports events.
Of course, it was summarily laughed at, but still..
God, I'd love to see that cunt burn alive.
>>64466650
Incase it's unclear Hartwall Arena is the biggest hockey arena in Finland.
And no visiting fan is going to get in a fight unless self provoced.
This is a fact.
>>64466830
Wow, nice freedom you got there Free Willy.
sandwich
>>64465804
>leave after two periods
>WHY.jpg
There's literally one third of the game still left!
I get leaving in, like, with 5 minutes to go in a losing blowout, but two periods?
What the shit..
Is gambling illegal in Canada too? I always wondered why we don't talk about bets more.
>>64466830
Learn to 5dimes faggot
morry xsma
>>64465835
Converts are always the worst.
They're fakes and they know it, so they overcompensate.
>>64466946
What is the purpose of this post?
It takes 4 Swedish cops and an old bearded man to take down a guy in a white shirt?
GG swedish cops!
Maybe you'll one day find out who killed Olof Palme.
what a night for
>finnish goalteding
can poopa rebound from loss?
>mfw "our" pick Dylan Strome at least scored for Canada
>although we were destroyed by Auston "Tank for Me" Matthews and Matthew "Keith Jr." Tkachuk
>>64466712
Holy shit!
I forgot to explain.
+ mark means the team has an edge.
Like Boston-Buffalo+2. It means Buffalo has two goals before the game starts.
So Boston-Buffalo+2 means Boston wins by 2 goals.
We might have been BTFO but no one can take this away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-PRHPSByY0
but memes aside, was this a clean hit?
>>64465791
>>64446947
Is Elias a meme hockey player?
>>64467113
It was against a Leaf.
Of course it's a clean hit.
Habs @ Caps
>>64467137
>>64467137
>>64467137
no trannies allowed
>>64467113
What a surprise, Bob McKenzie, the Canacuck, fellates Sweden. No idea why reddit loves the guy.
Clean hit. Kids need to learn to keep their heads up at this level. It doesn't fit the definition of a suicide pass, but close.
>>64466712
>Car-NJ 2
wow, what a surprise
>>64467188
lightning vs tortorella jackets
>>64467113
I think it was borderline and Naslund was more at fault for not being aware.
The Swiss guy had him in his trails and the hit was going to happen.
IMO Naslund made it this bad.
It could have been a fine hit instead.
The opponent was small and unaware.
Bad hit but also a good hit. Do you understand?
>>64467119
>>64467113
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3yagqn/nylander_on_the_receiving_end_of_a_blindside_hit/
Look at all these faggot toronto fans. It's a great hit in NHL play, but because faggot Europeans are pussies, he gets the 5 and game. Nothing further is necessary.
Hope the Swiss can turn it on and play better coming up. Always liked their players.
>>64467169
Well this combination is going to give you odds of about 180.
This is how people make money in betts you pisspoor olive oil merchant.
>>64467248
Grease btfo
Debbies vs Whalers desu senpaitachi
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>>64467113
look at how Nylander leans: he tries to gather his right hand but he is hit before he closes.
the swiss' intention, I assume, was to hit him clean, but he miscalculated and got to him early. You can pause the video at a fraction of a second after contact: the swiss finds him with the shoulder. If the swiss hit the shoulder, wouldn't he bounce back more?
>>64467202
>Naslund
*Nylander
>>64467202
>naslund
Which Swede is going to break someone's neck next time they play?
>>64467265
>the swiss finds him
the swiss' shoulder finds Nylander's face
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>>64466524
>tfw no plastic bimbo gf
>>64467115
>is a first-ballot hall of famer a meme?
Nigger, you're dumb.
Keep your head up Staal
>>64467115
This guy was second to only Jere Lehtinen in 2-way wingers category at his peak and outlasted him comfortably.
Slam dunk hall of famer and the 3rd best kek to ever play this game.
>>64467370
Who's the 1st/2nd? Are you putting it as Hasek/Jagr?
>>64467316
The word meme has been used so much it's lost any definitive meaning
>>64467385
1. Hasek
2. Jagr
3. Elias
pretty clear top 3 imo
Haven't been on /hoc/ in bout a month
What did I miss?
>>64467417
nothing
>>64467398
How can Hasek be above Jagr when he's not even the best goaler of all time?
>>64467417
>rags
>rags
>>64467417
Memes
>>64467428
ahahahahahahahaha
Where's fatso's Hart trophy?
>>64467458
>tfw /hoc/ has been at an all time low for meme production
>>64467428
Well he is pretty clearly the best goaler of all time and Jagr is the 5th skater of all time.
Also Hasek has more Harts than Jagr.
I don't even understand what you're talking about
You guys should come in here and watch a real game instead of whatever reddit-tier trash you're watching
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>>64467498
>debbies vs literally whos
wow talk about a fuckin meme game
>>64467498
I'm watching the game but I don't want to talk where Greece might appear
>>64467478
That's what you look like in New Jersey? I thought you were a bunch of guido faggots
>>64467507
She'll post her butt if you do.
>>64467528
rly? i want to see
Who will Carolina trade Staal to at the deadline?
>>64467576
tampa for stammer
>rags
>>64467623
>rags
Rangers aren't even playing. Jesus Christ you kids need a hobby. I don't even know why we trigger your so much
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>rags
>>64467528
but I can look at pictures of butts on the internet already if I want
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>rags
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>>64467725
>look mom, i posted it again
fuck off back to reddit
>rags
>>64467733
new
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