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Merry Christmas you degenerate scum edition
UAC from college handegg sub edition
classic /bet/ OC sub subedition
Previous thread: >>64427618
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>>64434607
1st for ANTI-ALTITUDE
Hmmmm.
I'll allow it.
>tfw you meet a really nice girl but not sure if she is quite attractive enough to be your gf
what do lads?
>on San Diego state -2.0 and San Diego Chargers +6.0 LARGE prestaked
Hopefully UAC this chrissy. Ameribe ts finally on to a winner.
2nd for literal DOUBLE RAINBOW over the Hawaii bowl edition.
>tfw no greek gf
up brains tho
literally the comfiest college handegg bet ive ever been on
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>>64434669
I thought you didnt want greek anymore?
>>64434647
Have sex
>>64434698
Last night I didn't. Tonight I do. Hopefully 4 more nights of binge drinking will solve it.
Glad i went special on sd state :-))))))))))
>>64434871
>Glad i went special on sd state
>>64434871
>tfw o56.5
Fucking ripip
is spurs -6.5 over rockets THE bet for tomorrow? Hardens going to get smothered by kawai uguu and spurs have been playing unbelievable defense
>>64434749
>binge drinking
'Tis the season
>>64434987
>NBA
>prestake
Pick 1
Finally got on the right side of a blowout. Merry Christmas /bet/
>>64435021
You can say that about any sport
>>64435021
if the spurs start hot the spread wont move down at all and they wont give up the lead
>>64435021
what is prestaking
>>64435044
Betting before the game starts. I don't have problems with it in some cases; others it's better to wait until it's in play
>>64435030
Merry Christmas man
Kinda wishing I took that "team to get blanked" prop bet
Merry christmass all
If you're not in profit this year stop betting
Shout out to my fellow Ameribettors
Lets make /bet/ great again
>Giving the ball to a kid is unsportsmanlike
Neat
>>64435060
when is it best to prestake vs when is it best to bet in play?
im new to sports betting
>>64435185
It's a feel thing for me. For the most part, high - lines are better to wait until in play. Some lines I look at and just know are off by at least a few points, so I prestake them
>>64435185
It depends on if the line is going to move, which is a skill in and of itself. Mostly if you think there is going to be a blowout but it's pretty difficult.
If you know the sport in play offers a lot of value in basketball. Football is pretty solid for in play as well though but the opportunity is much rarer.
Are tipping pools worth it? If many people play those tips, wouldn't the knowledge get spread around anyway? What kind of information are tips? High margins, low margins or both?
>>64435373
depends on the tipper. most things tipped here by actually good brits we can't bet on anyway, as our bookies won't offer markets that onscure. If you learn enough about soccer there are some decent tips in the non-mainstream but non-obscure markets.
I haven't seen any paid tipping services that are worthwhile for Americans t b h.
>>64435373
>What kind of information are tips?
altitude, fatigue, wind mostly
the only thing you need to know is dont blow your roll on bets even if you are 100% convinced its a sure thing, and dont chase on losses, as long as you remember that you will survive long enough to pick up all the other info you need
sorry for so many questions, I also am curious if you hedge your bets if the odds change?
>>64435493
If the odds shift massively occasionally I will, but usually I don't
>Christianity wiki in helpful links
How long has this been there?
>>64435493
hedging is good if things go completly wrong and you see an opportunity but you shouldnt be hedging every losing bet.
>>64435493
Generally even with decent shift after you've already staked, you're likely to only guarantee around 5% profit with hedging. So only recommended if you have staked large and are uncertain. Small bets it's not very effective.
>>64435527
I want to say it's been there since that one thread on the Protestant Reformation, which was immediately followed by a thread on Thomas Aquinas.
>>64435576
Just checked the last few. J West snook it in there a few threads ago when he made one.
>>64435493
if you've put yourself in too many positions that you need to hedge you're doing something wrong. that being said if you're watching a sport you know well and everything in your instincts is screaming at you that you should hedge (implying your initial position was probably horrible) then it's a valid tool
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that raiders fan flipping the bird hahaha
>>64435712
Jesus that dude sucked ass. I'd be embarrassed to play for the Raiders.
>>64435747
You must be great at parties
>>64435747
i feel like their fan base is pretty solid. These niggas are wild. Black and grey are pretty dope colors too, saw someone pull off a darth vader in the pregame show
Nervous for the Chargers. Need this win. Also put $50 on 2.9 odds for Arsenal. Wish me luck lads
>>64435823
luck m8
these raiders fans xD
>>64435823
>Nervous for the Chargers.
If you prestake you need them to lose this now.
>tfw raiders prestake
tie tie tie tie tie
these fucking raiderscum need to score
>>64435974
>these fucking raiderscum need to score
our best bet is a tie and coin toss win -> TD m8
COIN TOSS WIN
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>>64435747
I'm sure the Raiders would be embarrassed to have you laying for them
>>64436022
nah i need chargers to win by 7 now fuck that, i learned too late not to hedge
I prestaked Chargers from the begining
>>64436086
>hedging nfl games
m8
Mate
>>64436104
If I knew cooper was going to be so ineffective I wouldn't have taken Oakland t b h. Though I probably wouldn't have taken the chargers either.
Warriors -6.5 tomorrow desu
>>64436158
i have some stupid hedges on this too
Ffs thought the epl games were tomorrow
>>64436210
Spurs -6.5 looks THE GOODS too desu
>>64436210
line will drop if cavs keep it close for a quarter
lelbron will pull in money
>the city of all these penalties
Penalties: The Game
>>64436278
>line will drop if cavs keep it close for a quarter
will it though? I'm back and forth on prestaking it.
merry christmas you cucks
>>64436342
merry Christmas man
>>64436330
im avoiding prestaking it, either the cavs keep it close and the line shifts or the warriors go on a early tear and cavs + handis start looking good
>>64436428
Think the Warriors will win by double digits personally
>>64436428
>im avoiding prestaking it, either the cavs keep it close and the line shifts or the warriors go on a early tear and cavs + handis start looking good
good call family
>>64436456
really? I think the warriors will win but i see it being close, cant imagine them winning by double digits
>>64436554
warriors lost to the bucs, easy choice with the cavs prestake
>>64436554
Cavs struggle against good teams on the road. Think the cavs keep it close for a bit, then GS goes ham. Either way, getting on Lebron overs for points
fuck
Whats your go-to betting agency? I use Bovada, but it seems glitchy, should I look into something else?
Also, Bovada doesnt show the lines for the NHL games tomorrow, am I retarded or are they not available until the day of?
>>64436793
im not sure but i think americans can use william hill and bodog
>>64436793
No lines because there's no games tomorrow probably
>>64436811
they any good?
>>64436793
>Also, Bovada doesnt show the lines for the NHL games tomorrow, am I retarded or are they not available until the day of?
The lines are available when they're available. I don't bet on lottery on ice anymore so I couldn't tell you how early NHL lines come up.
Bovada is the main american betting site desu but there are others, especially if you're okay operating in bitcoins.
>>64436811
>im not sure but i think americans can use william hill and bodog
only if you live in Nevada afaik
>>64436832
WH is decent, worth an account
Alright you cheeky scrubs, got some UFC bets for you but its on the 2nd of Jan, only doing it now because some lines may shift etc
Poirier @ 2.87 - shouldn't be that big of a dog, this is much more of a toss up fight
Dober @ 2.40 - Holtzman looked a bit sloppy in his debut against a rather poor opponent. Dober is more experienced and is probably fighting for his job. I don't see why Dober doesn't win a close decision, again this is more of a toss up.
Tony Sims @ 2.0- has very slick hands which showed when he won his debut by a 1st round KO, lost his second fight by being grapplefucked. Trujilo does have some good wrestling but prefers to stand and bang. As long as this stays standing I see Sims having the advantage.
Brandao @ 2.80- Only really lost to top fighters in the UFC (McGregor, Poirier and Elkins). Won his last 2 in the first round. Ortega is a good prospect but still somewhat green, showed a lot of heart and grit in his last fight. If Brandao does win its likely to be an early stoppage.
Larkin @ 2.80- looked like a beast in his 2 first fights at WW, knocking out both opponents. Tumenov is one of the best prospects at WW but if he doesn't knock you out early the fights tend to be quite close. Larkin has only been stopped by Costas Phillipou who is a massive MW.
Westcott/Garcia Under 1.5 @ 2.10- both very aggressive fighters, who tend to go for it early on.
Kish/Noke @ 1.90- Noke is fighting a guy coming in on 2 weeks notice as well as making his UFC debut. Kish is a good prospect who is 4-0
>>64436888
>haram
>>64436888
>all these literally whos
t-thanks uncle dana
>>64436941
halal in the streets, haram in the sheets
;)
Marshall -4.5 for Saturday as well
>>64436210
This game is gonna be decided by one or two scores dont touch that spread senpai.
>>64436986
top kek, I'm using that the net time a white girl wants my muslim sausage
>>64437006
Too late senpai
I went 4-0, 2-1,4-1,7-1 in recent events I this any indication whether you should trust me
I would wary betting on larkin against tumenov.
My picks are Poirier, Brandao and Condit. Tanaki and Arlovski looks good but riskier.
>>64437019
part of me wishes i could go down to a local bookies to make bets sometimes, the feel of the cash and receipts and degenerate atmosphere is really appealing in some ways
>>64437053
I met a 60 year old black guy with an absolutely banging hot Eastern European wife over half his age there the other day. Asked him how big his dick had to be to score that and he said his dick was the size of a matchstick and that he ate pussy really good. Said she buys him all types of stuff which I found interesting.
>>64437053
Also if you commit to this your less likely to go down there to put on a bet your not confident in.
Reminder to back eloping and you might just get eloped
>>64437019
A-are you in vegas for christmas?
>>64437069
>Ameribets harassing old people about their dicks
>Maple hunting trannies
>Uni beating his gf
Is this the most degenerate general on 4chan?
>>64437072
Yeah, but you're a lot more likely to place daft bets once you are there since you cba to keep going back. There are people who literally spend all daylight hours there. Physical bookies are decidedly -ev
>spurs line already moving up
Shanghai Women over 7.5 goals total
>>64436967
there should be a lot of spicy bangers though
Is there an option to parley bets on Bovada
>>64437267
1k on o5.5 @1.5
Time to sleep and either straight to the cyanide chamber tomorrow or dominoes.
>>64437282
I don't get this, it seems like it's 1st half only? Yet it says game total
>>64437282
did it win
>>64437279
Yes but not bets on the same game
>>64437284
>>64437289
Still hasn't settled.
>>64437294
>suspended and every market gone
>the city of this trader
>>64437303
Aaannndd removed. Same happened with another Shanghai handball game last week. Trader truly clueless.
My bet was settled as a win though.
>Not getting the value that is Afghanistan tonight to demolish a weak Zimbabwe squad which they destroy less than two months ago.
>>64437312
based
tip the pizza guy a little something extra for christmas
>>64437312
Mine lost, time to fire on the live chat
>>64437303
well I know who's getting sacked on boxing day when the big boys come back in the office
>>64437318
Should get voided. Make that trader sweat.
>Wanted to wait for 3 more minutes of Yuen Long rball
zzzzzzzz
>>64437313
is this the weeklong cricket or the day long cricket, cba to make a weeklong bet family
>>64437333
iktfb
>>64437334
day
>>64437339
Oh well gives me the opportunity to sleep. See if I can wake up for a cheeky check on the Chinese Handball slag game in an hour.
>>64437353
Wow they are saying the bet lost since mercy rule
>>64437378
m'cuck
>>64437378
what
>inplay ends at half-time
>mercy rule
Specifically for any competition that uses a Mercy Rule, in the event of such a Rule being called in a match, all bets will stand on the score at the time.
ABSOLUTE TEARS
>>64437402
What was the score? I think the rule is a lead of 15+ at halftime but I've only ever seen that applied in grassroots level games
A-anyone on Yuen Long?
>>64437427
yeah m8, on 1-0 and 2-0
>>64437427
Yeah senpai big fan of Yung Lean, who doesn't love a bit of meme rap
>>64437423
The magic of Christmas :^)
>>64437439
HEH
Kyoto a banger tho not even gonna lie
>>64437442
that's how you know they fucked up lel
at least you get it back I suppose though
>>64437451
Actually it's in their rules, since one team was up by 15 at the half.
You sweating too senpai?
>>64437427
>>64437439
just got on, don't really understand the line. Someone help me, seems too easy
>>64437475
i place baby bets on high returns for no worries
>>64437491
they are both shitty teams. HK is slightly better with a better record against YL. Went from like 2.6 to -1.35
>>64437491
DAs are roughly even and rangers beat them in a cup game a few weeks ago
Tears
Kill. Me. Now
damn HK
lmao went on for fun and HK scores
>>64437515
>>64437509
Had a throwup between over 1.5 HT and Yuen next goal, rip
why are so many americans and moose americans awake this early, are you guys trying to catch santa?
>>64437528
You tryna ta catch dese hands nigga
my rball loaded too late. how the fuck did i bet on that?
>the city of those previous game scores
no offense to anyone who recommended that at all. Love you /bet/ Merry Christmas!
Aslo,
Seahawks +14 is going to hit like high impact sexual violence
fuck it im gonna catch this 1-1
Basketball under 20 points 2nd quarter ;^) HIGH RISK HIGH REWARDS DESU SENPAI
>>64437528
#NoTimeForSleep
#GrindMode
#StriveForGreatness
>>64437569
>>64437541
are you the american asking about hedging and etc earlier? what % of your roll are you staking per bet
>>64437599
roll as in total cash allocated to gambling?
like 10 dollar bets out of 75 total.
Jiangsu -15.5
>>64437629
way too much, especially when its addict bets on games with little info.
stick to 2 or 3 bucks for these types of bets and the cheeky fivers and tenners on stuff you are more comfortable and informed on.
>>64437675
How do I know if im addicted?
>>64437699
When you're up at 4am watching the rball for a Chinese u17 women's hackysack match.
>>64437699
addict bets are just bets like this when nothing else is on and you feel like doing something its like eating out of boredom
you'll know you are addicted if you start wagering money you cant afford to lose. Thats why you bet small %s of your total bankroll, never go all in on anything, and dont chase losses
>>64437342
Why is it @2.15?
I really don't get these handball odds. Why is it @ 15 for Even match score
>>64437754
Value bet desu lads
im out lids, dont lose too much money, save some for the apehoop tomorrow afternoon
>>64437810
wtb
>>64437744
Zimbabwe have more name recognition in world cricket despite the fact Afghanistan have beaten them convincly in the last 2 months.
>>64437828
Afghanistan with rambo was good at the world cup afaik?
>>64437879
There top 3 killed it in Zimbabwe especially Nabi.
Zimbabwe in the mean time have been getting smashed since and lost their best spinner on the spin wicket.
It's by no means a lock but Afghanistan are value and will provide trades
Who /degenerate/ here?
>>64437427
what league? Or was it in-play and I missed it
>>64438133
You "missed" a huge upset senpai, ripip
>Haven't touched cfb since the last week of the regular season
>Find out 10 minutes ago that San Diego State's spread was -3
OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE FREEEST SHEKELS ALL YEAR AND I WASNT ON GODDAMN IT FUCK SHIT ASS TITS
so what's likely to be the Christmas bet? Reminder that traders take the day off so there is value everywhere
Hope Rossy Boy chokes on his turkey
>>64438178
was comfy as fuck they literally scored from the kickoff and it was ridiculously smooth sailing all game
>Stamatova
Jesus fuck I didn't know they fixed Tennis matches
>>64438222
The christmas bet is to spend time with your loved ones instead of being a degenerate betting on jewish football
>>64438222
Traders don't take the day off you mug
Someone has to sit at a computer and trade these games so you mugs can do your bollocks in
Just put a small in the collection plate lids
>>64438353
-ev
Cooking Christmas dinner for everyone, gran criticising my cooking. Gonna test her chin soon.
>>64438421
chat shit
>this skedge
Zzzzzzz
At least tomorrow looks surreal. Get researching lads.
>>64438439
Imagine if there was organised research on /bet/. Imagine how UAC we could all be if we pooled resources and shared info. IMAGINE.
Ellerslie R1
Silk Chardonnay- Juicy odds at $8 to place nice lightweight chance
Wingatui R1
Lady Jessica - Home track and claiming a few kgs, ran some good races past 2 starts after a long break $18 and $4.60 are some nice odds E/W
Wingatui R7
Southern Sav - Class horse wide barrier and weight slight concern but is a lot stronger horse than most in the race $3.50 for place is well value E/W
Also like I Spied at Awapuni R2 first starter recently gelded could run a strong race or be complete dog shit
>>64438465
/bet/ was actually like that 2 years ago. Like every board and general it only keeps getting worse.
Air, two new sets of accounts for Christmas
Why aren't you at mass /bet/? What's your excuse for beinga degenerate cuckold?
>>64438439
Sri Lanka + botd
>>64438504
>writing on your phone at mass
The lowest of the low
Stop. Posting. Here.
It's Christmas Day. PLEASE spend time with your family.
>>64438520
-ev
>>64438520
/bet is my family
>>64438525
PGA is my home brother
>>64438520
Family all dead
>>64438520
Got a PGA subscription for crimbo ffs what do they expect me to be doing.
>>64438507
Or just postpone Christmas lunch, watch the stream and J U D G E
Backing South Africa to beat England @ 2.37. I'm going medium on it.
What's everyone having for Christmas dinner? Fucking starving here.
Would LOVE to see Rossy boy's Christmas dinner.
>>64438617
>PGA paid for it
>dream about my mates ex making out with me
Wake up
>tfw no gf
Happy christmas /bet/. Looking forward to boxing day races.
So the guy who said he got the PGA rap recorded and would post it here today. He wasn't lying was he? Been looking forward to it quite a lot desu.
NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO, THERES NO VALUE
>>64438647
lel that was me lid, was lying desu senpai have a nice Christmas tho m8
>>64438743
Fuck off cunt, ruined my day
I've been fairly profitable for a few years now, but it's always been a side thing until the middle of this year when it became my full time occupation. I've made well into 5 figures in the last 6 months betting 5-6 days a week on average.
I would like to keep things vague but am happy to provide some sort of proof if wanted. I'm not going to bore you with the concept of "value bets", but I'll happily field any questions.
>>64438745
I'll do it tonight when I've had a few baileys liddo.
>>64438761
Thanks reddit
>>64438544
+2.5 gone, +2.25 gone, +2 going. Shrewdies know.
Imagine the janitors deleting my post on Christmas Day. Imagine.
Peter Webb is absolute banter
a l b a n i a
>all these yids and muzzies playing football on the 1st day of Christmas
>>64439054
>1st day of Christmas
So so bored
>>64439128
Get off your phone and talk to your gran ya fanny
>>64439133
Don't have any living grandparents lid
CSKA Moscow -1.5 vs Lada
Bars Kazan ML vs Cherepovets
KHL hockey in a few hours because what the hell else is there to bet on
Are pensions the most +ev thing ever?
>>64439136
Worst feel
>>64439139
#IN since nothing else to bet on
>>64439141
No. How have you worked that one out?
>>64439094
>24th
Christmas Eve. Celebrate Christmas with family.
>25th
1st day of Christmas. Chill and cure hangover. Play with gifts and eat leftovers.
>26th
2nd day of Christmas. Christmas lunch with family. Drink lots of schnapps.
Objections, worm?
>>64439185
>Dat tax relief
>Dat interest
>There are people in this thread right now celebrating Christmas
>There are people in this thread right now not looking at the schedule for fixes
>There are people in this thread right now thinking about the Top-EPL accy on boxing day
>mfw I would test their chins
>mfw I would delete their jaws' with ease
Leicester DC is a special desu
>>64439266
India players looking BLOATED. They've had three courses and are trying to play 90 mins v Sri Lanka ffs. Their goalkeeper has brought some CRACKERS out pmsl. Plus is still a LARGE.
>This Zimbabwe Collapse
>>64439259
post accy
>You are now imagining Christmas in metaKnight's storage unit.
how many bets unsettled do you currently have?
>>64439188
Danebro got it down.
Currently playing PS4 after a delicious leftover-lunch with my family. Gonna go see a movie later and hopefully get some comfy NBA-bets in. Getting hyped for tomorrow:
>pl watchan
>delicious food eatan
>hanging out with the_lads
>beer drinkan
Tyreke Evans over 15.0 points is the play in the first game today lads.
Finally has some games under his belt now, will get his opportunity to score points in this one with Bosh/Whiteside likely forcing the ball away from Davis as much as possible.
>>64439381
What is what is going in there lad busy watching jingle all the way with my gran and cousins?
>>64439532
>The players take a dinner break. Not many would have thought that Zimbabwe would be struggling in their chase. Credit to Afghanistan for fighting extremely hard despite defending a low total.
28/3 after 11 need 104 more
>dinner break
>>64439547
Cheers mate I hope it is T20 with those totals
>>64439555
One day m8, these totals aren't uncommon with the none top "8" teams
South Africa in /bet/ what a time to be alive. Merry Christmas m8.
Alright lads, what is THE NBA bet today?
>>64439754
https://mobile.twitter.com/MagnusBarstad
Wait for this guy to tell us
>>64439762
If you can decipher that chingchang talk for me, it'd be much appreciated.
>>64439775
Just click on view translation
>>64439762
>balding, manlet, bookie shill giving out tips in a video in which he is speaking a language no one understands
>>64439829
That doesn't work though
>>64439884
Some guy posted his Twitter earlier this week, but he used to just tweet out his bets. Gonna need that guy translate.
>>64439891
if you can't translate in app copy/paste into Google translate.
Merry Christmas /bet/ :3
>>64439906
What are the bets for the NBA games?
>>64439906
Merry Christmas m8
>>64439923
Golden State -6.5
:^)
^Gooz on Christmas
Anything decent on the box lids?
>>64439884
>balding, manlet, bookie shill giving out tips in a video in which he is speaking a language no one understands
>>64439904
didn't realize the fucking Christmas day games were in a video tip. what an asshole. who does that? what possible market is there for Norwegian language Christmas day american basketball tips?
>tfw a girl you used to bang and are still kind of in love with is engaged to a Norwegian guy and you're wondering if he could translate the tips for you
hmmm
>>64439923
Also Spurs -6.5, o201, and Anthony Davis o24.5 points
>>64439941
I put something decent in your mom's box
Merry Christmas britbro
>>64439923
Wait til the game tips off
Worried about tipperleaks desu
>see marshall vs connecticut game start at 6 am
>sleep early and wake up at 6 am
>look for stream but can't find one
>read schedule again
>says game is tomorrow
>11 am
>haven't opened gifts yet
>haven't had family breakfast yet
>going to have to excuse myself from christmas festivities to check nba in play
