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Christmas edition
Dolphin fatigue sub edition
Previous thread: >>64420090
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What a dire picture.
All I want for Christmas is these guys to have a painful death sub edition
>>64427645
I should probably have posted another Rossy Boy or euan image, right? That would be fresh and original
DOLPHINS
O
L
P
H
I
N
S
>tfw no greek gf
What is THE christmas eve/christmas day bet
>>64427618
>too lazy to make my Christmas OC I had planned and now I'm being punished with this awful OP
ffs
>>64427675
make it, there'll probably be a new thread in time for christmas.
>>64427675
Are you me? I had an idea of "The 12 DACs of Christmas" but couldn't come up with enough good things to put in or ideas to make it visually interesting.
>>64427691
>>64427695
doubtful, there is literally nothing to bet on
>>64427695
just post things that we were all DAC on over December
Bowling Green for example
Shaking over the Israeli womens large later. It's like the trader hasn't taken any notice of the transfers pmsl. Going to be buying everyone a drink in town tonight.
>>64427709
There's all kinds of NBA on tomorrow if in play is your thing
>>64427695
On the first day of Christmas Mackers gave to me, Altitude tips, weather fixes, bus explosions etc. etc.
>>64427722
Will you tip it when it comes in-play please mate? Christmas spirit and all? :)
>>64427722
wtb? (bearing in mind I know the answer)
Heads gone.
>>64427691
Doubt it desu senpai. Here in bongland we've only got 6 hours left to wait
>>64427695
Sounds dece. I was just going going for a mock up of the Christmas John Lewis ad and the video of the PGA guy losing £15,000 on a bet
>>64427714
I did have a list but I deleted it when I realised I cba doing it.
It was like 12 Mackers Bolivian larges, 11 American coinflips, 10 mainstream specials etc
>>64427751
wtb then euan lid? Need a big pre christmas GIFT
>>64427769
I think if we pull together we could do it.
Let's brainstorm some ideas;
>Mackers Bolivian shite
>american shite
>MetaKnight acca
>Flatanon horse
>J West tip
>>64427752
could have just taken the fixed 5-1 place heavy and small on the win lad.
>>64427785
goo goo gah gah
>tfw all you need is one winning tip so you can go out last minute and get a nice Turkey and some presents for the kids
PLEASE EUAN
>>64427749
I'll tip it now as I'm just about to leave to get a good seat for mass.
>>64427751
Plus, large. ASA have all their players back who were missing earlier, it's a 50:50 game.
can't win a bet for shit
how sad it all ends at age 21
Who /Rowtheboat/ here?
>>64427790
>DAC on flatanon's horse
Its odds were at 9+ when he first tipped it and he even said to bet e/w. If you didn't get at least your stake back then you're a complete retard
>>64427801
Would've done that if I still had a head lid
>>64427813
also got on, need this desu
>>64427818
>betting on pritt-sticks
Asking to get your chin tested m8.
>>64427805
boring gimmick lad, give it a rest
>>64427813
Hoping mass is at half 6 and not 7 for your sake
>>64427818
Oh, I wasnt still going with the DAC theme, I was just thinking about stuff that /bet/ has been on and talked about in December.
J West tip won too. FAs horse placed so wasnt down on that anyway.
>>64427854
What did j west tip?
>pre-stakers
zzzzzz
>>64427868
Brazil women -0.5
>>64427813
alright lad I'm on merry christmas
Euan putting his greasy fivers on now pmsl
>>64427907
Gonna delete this post too when ASA scores lid?
>>64427907
>/bet/ moves lines
Price has gone up since it was tipped here actually lid
>>64427907
how do I see rballs, do I need to apply to be a scout
I know tears etc
Tears. +1 drifted since it was mentioned here.
>>64427951
greece went LARGE on the -
shaking
>>64427965
Woah steady on mate
MTSU toastie
>>64427951
Is it a bet though lid?
>Christmas eve and Euan is still being a cunt
zzzzzzz
Is +1 a bet? Want to smack something to end the year, a bonanza bet, something to really top off a great year, will have 5 figures on.
>>64428027
gah gah goo
C'mon Euan mate, get in the Christmas spirit lidd
>>64428040
>5 figures on
aye m8
>>64428027
>>64428040
goo goo gah gah
THE DRIFT IS IN THE DRIFT IS IN
STILL drifting
Rebacking, clueless drift. Now on large. Good luck.
>>64428056
Please have sex you freak.
Penny punting slugs getting their fivers on pre-game. zzzzzzz
Can't stop topping up.
>>64428083
u mad bro?? Dude its Christmas calm down LMAO
good luck everyone :)
Too much on. Going to be absolutely shaking during mass and it's a mild december if you know what I mean ;)
Can't wait for Euan not to pick a side and just aftertime which ever side wins. Listen to me Euan, you scurffy meff. If you have a shred of dignity would will reply to this message stating rhe line which you consider value before kick off. If you refuse to comply with this simple request, I and other anons will have no alternative to ignore you from now on. Your posts will receive no attention, no replies, your existence... pitiful. I urge you to tell us what the bet is, before we make your life a living misery.
[spoiler]nobody fucking knows what the bet is[/spoiler]
stick your neck out on the line if you do, peasants
>>64428160
+1 is the bet. A good christian man wouldnt lie about this.
>>64428159
You should spellcheck before you try making copypasta mate
I am on +1 desu
>>64428159
>dignity would will
>stating rhe line
Get off the la and carry on drinking you big loser
Large staking Tel Aviv Women +1
>>64428173
Where have you staked cutie?
>>64428173
POST SLIP
>everyone saying they're on +1
>its drifting
zzzzz
We are the only people betting today. All of PGA is doing other stuff.
Staking +1 again, another one, another one.
>>64428186
I have staked on bet365.
>this drift despite >us all on +1
Just gonna bet on whichever team is first to 5 DAs desu.
Anyone staking this game before rball is a mug desu
>>64428196
Junior trader on tonight, he's clueless.
>>64428205
why on earth would you be staking on 365 when there are far more useless accounts to be risking?
already regretting it t b h
Western Michigan -4
blogabet on the + too
dunno where the minus backers are coming from
can somebody post the rball?
>>64428218
>risking
It is the only game on. No risk.
>>64428230
>1k on netbet
Ok m8
>>64428218
He is a penny punter still on his first 365
>4 DAs in 2 minutes
its one of THOSE rball guys
>This start
In too deep here, can't b r e a t h e
>>64428227
Its where the tip came from la
DAC
Large staking FC Ramat Hasharon Women sw at 1.66
excellent, now I can reback
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha
cant breathe
hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah
Oh dear.
Excellent. Now I can reback
Thanks for keeping the line strong lads pmsl :^)
utter utter utter
UTTER UTTER
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see ASA Tel Aviv Women +1@ 1.925 and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when ASA have more attacks after 3 minutes so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
Absolute mugs
bye
Genuinely down, hope you all have a good christmas. Laters lids x
>>64428280
jokes on you I'm about to quit my shelf stacking job
Why did everyone pre-stake this? There was no solid info except some pseudo-tip.
The rball is CLEARLY in favour of the opposite team, at no point should you have bet on this.
Christmas is cancelled
Fiver gone ffs
>>64428305
it's christmas, i'm desperate
>>64428305
>ASA tell Aviv is one of the bigest clubs in Israeli women's soccer. they won a lot of championships and if i'm not wrong they won it also last year. they are much weaker this year but still not a bad team at all. Ramat Hasharon built a strong team this year and won 4 out of 4 games. but i think the handi is too big. ASA won 3 games, draw one and lost one. their only lose was against Hadera which leads the league. the score was 0-8, realy embarrassing but these 2 teams also played each other at the cup and....ASA won so everything could happened. as i said the handi is too big here.
Followed this cause I'm a filthy addict
haha
>>64428305
exactly
I hope the game ends 0-1 so you get a refund for Christmas lads, but seriously, this was not a good bet
might back the +1 now just for banter, though
welp, time to sell the presents i got my wife's kids
>>64427618
Literally placed a -1 ramat bet before they scored and it was dismissed by jewbet365
Rball looked too good so early and odds were getting better because of maybe bet memes
>>64428336
;)
>games are finished after 10 minutes
That's news to me boys, when was this rule put in place?
Why do all of Greece's posts keep getting deleted?
>crying into your prayer book at mass sub sub-edition
>>64428365
Fiscal irresponsibility has led to poor post infrastructure and they cannot be supported for more than a few seconds before collapsing on themselves
rball evening up now
+1 is a great bet
Rball evened up... can't stop rebacking
>>64428391
rball isn't to be trusted, Ramat had 6 DAs when they had only 3 attacks
>Betting on Israeli women's football on Christmas Eve
Fucking addicts.
>>64428428
All the real traders got the day off. Got some clueless intern like J West in today who is pricing it all wrong.
>>64428428
>Not celebrating a jew's birth by betting on jewish slags
Down so much
2-0
Just fuck off
>>64428391
>>64428399
pmsl
just stop lads. go spend time with your family.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i spent all my christmas betting money on this
Anyone know where I can sell the kids Christmas presents this late? Need money fast
>>64428437
>jesus
>born in december
zzzzzzzzzzzz
I literally just rebacked +1. Going to have to sell some presents now.
can't even hire a hitman on euan :(
>>64428462
Why not sell the kids?
Ask yourself
>Would I be betting on this if it wasnt the only game on?
Junior trader @365 playing a blinder, unlucky /bet/ /mugs/
>>64428481
+EV move, solid advice
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
TRADERS HEAD HAS GONE
PMSL
>games are over in 20 minutes
Love this meme
>>64428514
*laughs*
Canada?
>>64428514
>3-0 before HT
>g-g-games are o-only one half long? l-love this meme
>2-0 is the most dangerous lead
Rebacking on + handis desu
>>64428494
Nah the line should've been +2. Hes had a mare and we are on the wrong side
GAME ABANDONED
PALESTINIAN AIR STRIKES
LITERALLY
AIR
tiny on 8-0 CS
>>64428546
>2 shots on target
>2 goals
This is why women should NOT play football. Embarrassments to the beautiful game tbqh
>>64428572
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BIG BASS
LMAO
>the absolute state of /bet/ tips the last few days
UTTER UTTER
>>64428606
Maybe they're just proficient strikers
Which one of you melts is this
I bet on football for a living. AMA?
submitted 5 hours ago by ibetformoney
I've been fairly profitable for a few years now, but it's always been a side thing until the middle of this year when it became my full time occupation. I've made well into 5 figures in the last 6 months betting 5-6 days a week on average.
I would like to keep things vague but am happy to provide some sort of proof if wanted. I'm not going to bore you with the concept of "value bets", but I'll happily field any questions.
lads, lads, lads, what is THE accy to close out 2015? Let's go out on a winning note shall we?
>>64428639
What was the treble you hid the other day?
>>64428650
a wizard never reveals his tricks
>>64428662
>it lost
Tears desu
>>64428639
post more setup pics
>>64428652
i said "let's go out on a winning note", not "let's throw away a tenner"
>>64428672
why so interested in my setup?
>>64428687
need a good laugh
>>64428639
Chargers packers and cowboys
if you are down today then you are a good gambler, keep it up lads, you will profit
>>64428678
>implying it loses
tears!
>>64428713
>betting on Israeli women's lottery shite
>>64428755
>that flag
>that post
>>64428755
>says the flag that bets on nfl and baseball
>>64428776
>implying baseball isn't profitable
>>64428776
There is value in the NFL though. Not on the spreads, but some other markets.
heading to the lc, looks like it's gonna be a russian standard christmas
NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO THERES NO DANDRUFF
Can't wait for Mackers terrible tips for Libertadores in two months
>>64428889
Pointless meme here m8. I'm sure the lads at /epl/ will like it better
Question time, fuckfaces
>Age
>Best subject in school
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
>Did it win?
>Number of months you profited this year
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
>Favourite flavour crisps?
>All these sales
not even been Christmas yet ffs
The WIND was against ASA that half. Going to be UAC come FT.
>>64428910
19
Sociology
£20
No
Not sure.
Lush stuff.
Leicester, City, Arsenal, Liverpool.
/soc/
No
Smokey Bacon
>>64428910
25
Physics
50
Yes
Both
Music album
Who cares
/fit/
No
What
>>64428923
Source please.
>>64428910
>Age
22
>Best subject in school
Geography
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£200
>Did it win?
Nope
>Number of months you profited this year
4
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Necklace
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal, Man C, Man U, Tottenham
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/int/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Salt and Vinegar
>>64428910
20
anything computer related
~5k
no
0.5
a hash brown
chelsea, leicester, manure, arsenal
/vg/
no
honey bbq
>Age
21
>Best subject in school
history
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
350 euros or so
>Did it win?
yes
>Number of months you profited this year
2, and those months were borderline profitable
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
nothing
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
arsenal - city - liverpool - united
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
none
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
yes
>Favourite flavour crisps?
none, shittier stuff right there
>>64428910
23
maths
£750
yes
10
£100 giftcard
don't know
/int/
no
prawn cocktail
So everyone here's a fucking penny punter ffs please don't tip if your highest bet is a fucking £20.
>>64428961
>nothing for mum for christmas
>diagnosed with mental disorder
That disorder was definitely severe autism.
>>64428973
knew I would bait someone with that one. PMSL.
>Age
23
>Best subject in school
Maths
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£2200 or so
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
11
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
A holiday
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal, City, Liverpool, United, Spurs
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/mu/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Salt & Vinegar
>>64428981
Absolutely seething lid fair play.
>>64428983
>liverpool
an error
>>64428923
I have a lot of money on this now. Please dont be lying mate. Already down too much today ffs. Head's gone.
>>64428910
>Age
18
>Best subject in school
English
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£500 on Palestine slags
>Did it win?
yup, @1.8. Got on +2 and game ended 1-1
>Number of months you profited this year
8/12. December has been worst month
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
a perfume that she likes
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
who cares
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/his/, followed by /lit/. I spend most time over here and on /mu/ though because degeneracy
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Medium on the autism spectrum
>Favourite flavour crisps?
anything unusual desu. I like the fruity ones
>>64428910
19
Maths
£350
No
2 out of 4 (only properly started in August)
A dvd she wanted
Arsenal, City, Leicester & Tottenham
/co/
yes
cheese & onion
>>64429016
>fruit crisps
wtf
>>64428977
>tfw muslim family
>tfw i will never know those nice christmas feels
>literal teenagers in /bet/
>>64428910
>Age
20
>Best subject in school
Maths
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£5k
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
All of them
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
nice candle and shit like that
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Leicester, Arsenal, Man City, Man U
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/b/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Salt and vinegar
>>64429067
What the fuck did you place 5k on?
>>64429067
what was your 5k bet?
>>64429075
>>64429082
Joseph to win the apprentice
>>64429075
Your mum to suck over 5.5 dicks last weekend. Sailed in.
>>64429075
>>64429082
Leicester to beat Chelsea :')
>>64429094
zzzzzzzzz why you being like that? Just a normal question.
>>64429038
they're world desu
>>64429060
sorry bru
>>64429094
Your dick counts as .5 then
>>64428704
i actually like that parlay, i'm IN
$120 to win ~$2900
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>64428910
>>Age
24
>>Best subject in school
R.E
>>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£3500
>>Did it win?
yes
>>Number of months you profited this year
8
>>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Lingerie
>>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Chelsea, City Arsenal, United
>>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/d/
>>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
no
>>Favourite flavour crisps?
cheese and chive
>>64429130
>Chelsea
pmsl
>>64428910
>Question time, fuckfaces
>>Age
24
>>Best subject in school
English
>>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
500 shekels
>>Did it win?
Yes
>>Number of months you profited this year
0
>>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
;_;
>>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Leicester
City
Arsenal
United
>>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/tv/
>>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Y-yes
>>Favourite flavour crisps?
Quavers
>>64429130
>fake trip
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm not on but I can see an ASA goal and refunds all around
>>64429067
>5k
pmsl, can't stop lying
>>64429094
>!!EKlU2OZ25au
zzzzzz
GOAL ASA
O
A
L
A
S
A
>>64429147
P R O P H E T
R
O
F
I
T
EUAN HAS FUCKING SAVED CHRISTMAS
Give the girls your power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
>>64428910
>>Age
28
>>Best subject in school
English
>>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£700
>>Did it win?
Yes
>>Number of months you profited this year
Every one
>>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Book, cd, scarf
>>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Man City, Arsenal, Tottenham, Man Utd
>>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/r9k/
>>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>>Favourite flavour crisps?
Cheese and Onion
>Mack Brown's commentary
Dishing out some old man bants
CHRISTMAS COME EARLY LIDS
HOLY SHIT
ITS HAPPENING
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
GOL
O
L
>>64428910
>Question time, fuckfaces
>>Age
21
>>Best subject in school
Engineering shit
>>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
Around $200
>>Did it win?
Yes
>>Number of months you profited this year
No clue, up pennies overall but haven't kept a spreadsheet
>>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Candy and jewelry
>>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
No idea
>>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/pol/
>>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Nope
>>Favourite flavour crisps?
BBQ or cool ranch doritos if those count as "crisps"
EUAN SURREAL
U
A
N
S
U
R
R
E
A
L
>Age
25
>Best subject in school
English, IT
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£800
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
9
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Bottle of wine, New scarf and a DVD
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal, Leicester, City, United
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
Don't really go on any other boards, but occasionally /b/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Nope
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Flamin' Hot Monster Munch
Just got out of mass, long service.
2-2, good rball, pleasing. Would have rebacked if I was around/had cheeky lay if it was on betfair
>>64428910
22
Economics
3k
Yeah
12
Some expensive face cream
Arsenal, city, Spurs, Leicester
Dunno
No
Chilli heatwave
Gonna snuggle up with the wife and a bottle of brandy and watch It's a Wonderful Life.
Never seen it before but heard it's very good.
Night lads. :3
>>64428910
>Age
27
>Best subject in school
History
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
800
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
6
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
40" smart tv
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Leicester, arsenal, man city, liverpool
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
Aco
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Add
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Sea salt with black pepper
LARGE on ASA 0.0
HEAD HAS GONE
>>64429286
Top film la, enjoy it. May just bring a tear to your eye.
>>64429294
>Sea salt with black pepper
Congratulations on being the only patrician here
Is /biz/ dece? Any shrewdies there?
>>64429304
I just backed Ramat 0 with a bit to lay some off. Hoping for 2-2 FT.
>>64429312
Top notch paper traders there
>>64429329
Do you have an unlimited 365?
Just for the record I tipped this before Euan piggybacked*
*note if they lose from here it's euans bet :^)
Just started on the Quality Street. Going down a bloody treat. x
>>64429345
At this moment in time I do have a very old, unlimited bet365 account. I feel like I should test the "limiting happens when you withdraw" theory but dont want it limited, ygm?
>>64429312
The more time you spend on other boards the more you realise that people who post on 4chan are utterly clueless. /biz/ is one of these boards
>>64429368
trip on J West
>>64429403
It's a myth.
Need this to end 2-2
There's absolutely NOTHING on TV. It's Christmas Eve and there's NO films on.
got back from the lc and it's tied, feels good
>>64429462
should have your own films downloaded for tonight t b h
>>64429405
Me and J West are extremely close friends but very different men I'm afraid! Think it's what brings us together.
TOWERS ON BETFAIR
Nick Goff? More like fuck off.
Bahama bowl overs in. WMU currently covering the spread.
Ball position rball makes me so sweaty when its in the ASA box
>>64429588
Christmas is a time to remember that Lee Hughes is a horrible, evil, bastard.
>>64429494
>LC
degenerate
>>64429590
I want to nut on that smile after a humiliating Cowboys loss.
>>64429627
It's Christmas, I'm like Jim Lahey I allow myself to get drunk this time of year.
Blow the whistle
>>64429614
Who?
+1 up! A Christmas gift, have a good night and God bless.. it's been a pleasure lads x
UP INSANE EEEEEEEEEEASE
NEVER IN DOUBT
UAFC
Christmas miracle lads
>m-muh dolphin fatigue
loving
every
laugh
It's all gone quiet in Greece
That sideline reporter in the Bahamas Bowl is wife material
UAC. Merry Christmas /bet/, I'm away out to celebrate with the LADS
>>64429684
Take a picture or note down a name.
Going to get absolutely blotto tonight, best night out of the year and up 4 figures. Take care all
>>64429684
>That sideline reporter in the Bahamas Bowl is wife material
would inseminate
>>64429696
I'll try if she comes on again
So Leicester to beat liverpool 3/1 is a lock right? Milner, Lovren, Skrtel, Mignolet all injured.
Going to have to put 100 on this desu.
Up silly sums, ta Euan & co. The half cokes are on me.
>>64429696
>>64429721
Kaylee Hartung
>>64429588
Away in a manger? More like a massive danger
Israeli slags. Never in doubt.
>>64429723
>implying those 4 injured is a bad thing
>>64429696
here you go lad
>>64429732
>Away in a manger? More like a massive danger
kek
>>64429732
Lel, well said lad
MTSU got em right where they want em . Dolphin fatigue surely about to set in.
>>64429776
You are aware that Western Michigan is almost 200 feet higher in terms of elevation than Middle Tennessee State right?
>>64429803
>keeping this info to yourself
>>64429750
dece
arms a bit chunky
>>64429809
Looks like the type of girl that would be loyal desu
Are Notts County in administration yet?
>>64429803
>not factoring in the higher training temperature in the middle of Tennessee
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>64429835
A-any day m8 ;_;
>That audible another one, another one
>>64429809
>arms a bit chunky
do you want skeltal sticks?
>>64429835
Why would someone just go on the internet and tell lies? I dont get this.
I would /rowherboat/ t b h
Greece where have you gone buddy? uafc
>people are actually attracted to taylor ''surfboard'' swift
NEED to make her my wife like AIR
Between 3 people I follow on twitter I can bet to 56% on the Masterchef final. That's Christmas paid for.
So what are T H E handegg bets tonight lids?
>>64429896
It really is revolting. Need some high test thighs personally
>>64429915
San Diego State -2. Cincinnati has their backup QB playing and their run defense is tez. That being said, every single year I manage to fuck up this bowl, so be warned
>>64429931
>not liking any girl with a clean pussy and a pretty face
>>64429874
>>64429750
bit of karen danczuk in her
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=karen+danczuk&client=browser-ubuntu&hs=jOu&channel=fe&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjuh_XPsPXJAhVCThQKHSUVBOsQ_AUIBygB&biw=1256&bih=814
>>64429957
nice link you melt
>>64429944
>line started -3 this morning
>went to -2.5 hours ago
>now is at -1
Is there something I'm missing for this drift?
(I have money on sdsu so it doesn't make sense)
>>64429971
Not that I've seen
>>64429915
I'm on SDSU -3 but the line has drifted to -1 in Vegas (not Jewvada though) so I'm worried. Kinda want to reback SDSU since it's at evens now but I have PTSD after that BG game.
>>64429969
worked didnt it you scruffy little meff
Have a good Christmas lads, hope everyone has a good year, cunts and all.
Would absolutely LOVE to prank call Goffy. The banter would be unreal, reckon he would realise its a prank but would play along anyway lmao.
LITERALLY nothing to bet on
Merry Christmas /bet/
>>64429643
You're just a disgraced drunk trailer park sports bookie aren't you?
>>64430119
why has rossy boy got a half coke?
>>64430119
PMSL
PLEASE SAY THERES MORE
>>64430129
Because he posts here, and he knew that would be posted here. It's his way of saying "Merry Christmas /bet/, you fucking wankers!"
So how did you lids build up your bankroll? What kind of stakes did you use to make an initially small roll into a H U G E one?
>>64430144
Ha, quality ross.
>>64430155
big 10-leg parlays with absurd odds. like ones that pay a couple hundred.
>bankroll management and research is for suckers
wew, made a cheeky accy before going to my mum's for christmas dinner and came back to a nice 230 win
>unintentionally exactly 1 euro more than what was stolen from my skrill acc a few days ago
feels alright, still hoping they somehow resolve it or compensate me in some way, do you lads all deposit/withdraw straight to your bank account? not sure if i can trust skrill again though it might change depending on how they handle the situation
also merry christmas i guess lads
Do prozzies work Christmas eve?
Dying for a shag. x
>>64430155
By being a shrewd little crab
>>64429957
>bit of karen danczuk in her
Oh no! Did Karen Danczuk eat Kaylee Hartung?
>>64430227
>Cropping out her triple G tits
Literally all she is known for and her only redeeming feature
>>64430240
>cropping
Yes, I cropped the photo and named it that.
But I agree, they are very nice. Wouldmotorboat/10
>>64430250
I meant she cropped them out. Usually all her selfies comes with a massive does of cleavage
>>64430262
*dose
WTB for the college bowl game
>>64430262
>tfw you will never make your living simply by having huge tits
I would assume that's what she does at least
How rare are one point victories in american football?
expecting a blowout for sdsu but wonder if not taking a -120 moneyline compared to -115 spread will haunt me
>this man married karen
>>64429944
>>64429995
What about the totals? Also having PTSD after BG
>>64430282
very. It wont happen.
>>64430292
cba to have a go at the totals in this one. Could go either way.
>>64430282
Take the ML senpai
Post your trees
>>64430328
guy on twitter convinced me to take sdsu -3, and I already got the -1
funnily enough the only reason why I thought of it pushing was because of that bahama bowl comic you posted with a 49-48 ending
>>64430282
>How rare are one point victories in american football?
don't have one for NCAA but this should be pretty accurate. CBA to actually do the math for you on which would be better in terms of longterm ROI but I'd probably just take the ML if you're worried about it.
>>64430292
>What about the totals?
I'm on the overs small and as part of an o/u (took overs in both bowl games today) but I'm not incredibly confident desu.
Unconfirmed reports suggesting Santa's just been shot down somewhere over the Ukrainian border. Kay Burley's on her way.
>>64430338
normie with kids/10
>>64430489
sometimes forget we share a border with ukraine, like wow this stuff is really happening here
>>64430338
>that boring ass bottom half of the tree
yer mum got back problems lid?
>>64430578
>yer mum got back problems lid?
She did after I wad finished with her :^)
>3 hours until bowl game/nfl game starts
W-what to do to pass time?
>>64430652
Have a wank desu
>>64428910
31
History
200$
Yes
8
Baby pictures
Mancity
Arsenal
Leicester
Manu
Pol
No
New lays gyro flavor or hot cheetos
>>64430125
I'm only weekend bookie supervisor right now
Nothing to bet on till bowls game
>>64430662
Not trying to be a dick, but how much a month do you pay in child support?
>>64428910
25
Biology
$80. pic related
hasn't happened yet
2/3 that I've bet
bluray player + wentworth seasons + booze
>soccer
/tv/
nope
honey soy kettles are GOAT
>tfw you find unexpected value on the weekends skedge
>>64428983
>Age
23
>Best subject in school
Physics
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
2k
>Did it win?
First did. Second didn't. :^)
>Number of months you profited this year
10
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Cartier Bracelet (Same one she had to pawn off a few years ago)
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
United + Mou, Arsenal, Leicester, City
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/fit/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Nein
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Paprika when hungover. Otherwise salt & vinegar.
>>64430686
San Diego State is THE bet. Solid run offense against a tez run defense and they have a top 15 pass defense against the backup QB
>>64430722
Just like bowling green?
>>64430748
I-it'll be different this time, j-just you watch
>>64430706
1000$ on four kids
Had my 5th (a son) 3 weeks ago
Good thing I have a decent job and my gfs parents have money
>>64428910
>Age
20
>Best subject in school
English and P.E
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
90£ on real madrid
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
I'm not profiting yet desu
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Gift-card at the bookstore.
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal
Leicester
Manchester city
Crystal palace
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/fit/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
no
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Salt and vinegar? Idk, don't really eat snacks anymore
hate christmas 2bh
>>64430791
kids are -ev
>>64430791
b-but he looks white?
>>64430809
Grinch!
>>64430791
Goddamn man. Well, at least you take care of them
>>64430816
>2016
>Not fucking white bitches exclusively
>>64430809
Can't wait for Boxing Day tbqh.
Should play football on Christmas Day like we used to back in the 50s.
>>64430809
love christmas, gonna spend the day watching basketbal, playing video games, drinking, read books, watch christmas specials
no reason to be bored and lonely on christmas, plenty to do
>>64430791
tears
>>64430722
Can't really back a team which let Hackenberg drop 37 on them or whatever it was. No idea how good/bad this backup QB is. Hope for you he's as dire as the NIU one.
>>64428910
21
Accounting
$3
Pending
first month gambling, actually 2nd day overall.
biased because I'm /arse/ but: Arsenal, Lester, Manshitty, Man United
/g/
Of Course
BBQ Pringles
>>64430872
Ikr
Virgins are better off tbf
Sex is great but dealing with bitches is hell. Kids are ok to raise as long as the mum is obedient. Am I the only man in this thread that has ever skeeted inside a bitch? What, are all yall nigras gay? Be fruitful and multiply the bible says. Thats why yall dying out unfortunately tbqhwyn
Merry Christmas boys! Tis a better one than last year for me, or the past 6 years for that matter. I love you all and wish you the best of luck in your ventures. I'm sure we're all due!
>>64430911
I'm sure if Tubberville recruited him he isn't awful, but I couldn't forgive myself if I backed a team that got BTFO by South Florida, who lost by double digits to Maryland
>>64430946
Merry Christmas, miss bantering with ya buddy. Good to hear youre well.
Still open at B4tW for some late Christmas Eve action for you full time degenerates. Double deposit up to £100/$150 as a special Christmas offer.
£10 free bet to the best film recommendation
>>64430945
see
>>64430811
And to answer your question, once I'm hitting it from behind, there is absolutely no chance I'm pulling out
>>64430967
it's a wonderful life
>>64430967
Home alone
Its a wonderful life
Donate the tenner to invading refugees
>>64430967
Die Hard, obv
>>64430991
>>64431000
Jesus, I'm not watching Christmas shite.
>>64431017
so edgy
>>64430977
Ever have a bitch leg lock you during missionary? Thats how my last daughter was conceived. Also are you on san Diego tonight?
>>64430967
gonna watch all the new screeners, the revenant, sicario, hatefull eight
gonna be a top top christmas
>>64431017
Thank me later.
>>64430945
If by "skeeted" you mean cum then yeah. I came inside my ex gf but made her take the48 hour pill thing after. Dunno why you would wanna create a life that you dont want to take care of, pretty mean.
>>64431017
Downfall
>>64423202
Reminder
>>64431067
>>64430977
do americans not realize birth control exists?
>>64430945
>Am I the only man in this thread that has ever skeeted inside a bitch
Assume you mean cum there m80. My last three long term gfs have all be on the pill/contraceptive implant. Cumming in a bitch is the only way it should be done tbqh (but not without birth control) don't want no -ev little sprog running around shitting and crying.
>>64431165
Seems so callous till you grow up. People change and/or grow apart. Sadly the children suffer. I pay through the nose and thats my legal obligation.
Anybody else cooking up a storm then watching the papal high mass blotto later?
>>64431224
>>64431189
They were on the pill. Ive had two kids this year by birds on the pill. Literally used to make sure they took them. One had her tubes tied. Its not 100% look it up.
>>64431067
Yes and yes, but she was on birth control
>>64431074
Watched Sicario the other night. Was alright. Not brilliant.
>>64431078
Looks good. £10 free bet for you from Bet4theWeekend
>>64431189
I wouldn't worry about it, they're future gun shooting victims no doubt.
>>64431311
Im from Detroit and have only witnessed a shooting once, downtown at hart plaza during the fireworks in 2001.
thanks for anonymous friend who suggested western michigan -4
Lads lads lads. I don't know how it happened. Maybe it was BGPTSD, maybe I'm just chasing losses but I couldn't help myself. I've gone full blown special stake on SDSU. Dont know how it happened, physically couldn't stop myself.
I've bought 2 bottles of vodka and a steak in case I need to console myself. You can blame me when it's BG all over again.
Concussion film isn't that great lids be warned.
>>64431405
I'm on with a micro bet :^)
>>64431405
>2 bottles
>>64431437
Maybe he means alcohol free vodka
>>64431437
stores won't be open tomorrow, had to stock up so I don't die of withdrawals
>>64431453
Nothing like sipping on an all-coke with ice in a small glass
>>64431465
That's why I'm sweating for you.
>1 hour til Santa comes
S H A K I N G
>>64430967
>>64431017
>>64431288
wtf is this new shite gimmick Euan?
>>64431520
You better get to sleep else he won't visit your house young man.
>>64431520
Imagine not leaving a mince pie out for Santa.
>>64431534
quite like it personally
Me and the wife blubbing like a pair of little babies watching It's a Wonderful Life!
What is THE nfl bet
>>64431511
it was mostly because Stolis was on sale for 15 bucks (that V A L U E). I mean, I'm a functioning alci but a bottle of vodka would last me like 4 days if I had a 6 pack of beer.
>>64431594
steelers -10
panthers -7
>>64431594
raiders ml/spread or unders
raiders will win for woodson especially at the last game at home
>>64431534
Would you like to open an account with the newest and best online bookmaker lad?
Is there anything more -ev than talking to a girl for an hour before she mentions her bf?
>>64431656
just because there is goalie doesn't mean you can't score
>Age
19
>Best subject in school
Maths
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
€600
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
A measly 6
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
n-nothing yet, still have time
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal, City, Leicester, United
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
Tie between /int/ and /ck/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
no
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Patatje Joppie
>>64431676
Hope the boyfriend tests your chin
>>64431656
>not stalking a girl online to learn every detail of her life, habits, and personality before you meet
utter, utter
>>64431676
>being a cunt
>>64431683
>>Age
>19
But you've been on /bet/ for over 2 years
>>64431683
>not getting anything for your mum
Man, you really hate women don't you?
>>64431717
>trusting the dutch
>EVER
>>64431683
Fuck off you're 19. Thought you were 23 at the very least.
Which bookies are doing Christmas weekend offers? Got £10 from Favorit :)
>>64431656
Why do cunts do this? Me the other night:
>out at a bar with a few lads.
>get talking to an older bird, 7/10
>flirty banter back and forth for half hour or so, buy her a drink or two.
>thinking of asking her if she wants to leave this joint..
>then bloke walks up to us, 'oh Anon, meet my husband'.
>'Yeah nice to meet ya I gotta go have a good one'
WHY
>>64431753
>>64431656
fuckin women trying to make friends in a place blokes go to get a shag baka
>>64431717
>>64431742
Fuck's sake, was distracted by all the Christmas cheer and the first reply to the post
I'm 22 lads, don't worry
>>64431729
Won't see her until the 27th, plenty of time left
>>64431696
>>64431713
>not being able to satisfy your girl enough so that she doesn't feel the need to get it from another man
>>64431821
If she was trying to get it she wouldn't have introduced her husband
Imagine being under 6 feet tall and not being the height of a real man. Imagine
pmsl at cumbrians drowning in rain
>>64431866
>6'4 but small dick
I M A G I N E
>>64431893
pmsl at northerners desu
Who 5'9 master race here?
>>64431913
kek, my girlfriend is the same height as you lid.
>>64431913
Here it's -ev desu
>>64431961
>having a masculine gf
batty boy
>still have some left over coke and the voices are getting louder
pls leave me alone
>Age
25
>Best subject in school
Maths
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
$12k
>Did it win?
No
>Number of months you profited this year
10
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Giftcard
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal
Leicester
Man City
Man Utd
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
gif
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Honey soy chicken (Kettle or Red Rock)
>>64431975
Ok manlet ;)
>>64431997
>this guy posts right after
you're not helping me m8
>>64431992
Nothing wrong with a little festive cheer lad :)
>>64431975
>not having a masculine gf to bear strong healthy offspring
>Age
21
>Best subject in school
Maths
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£1200
>Did it win?
no
>Number of months you profited this year
0
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
small items
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season be this year?
City,Arsenal,United,Tottenham.
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/int/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
no
>Favourite flavour crisps?
worcestershire sauce
who /christmassongs/ here
>>64432065
Listening to Luther Vandross - Have Yourself a Merry little Christmas, my favorite Christmas song right behind Mariah Carrey's - All i want for Christmas.
:)
Yeah whatever. Gonna put up all my winnings from Israeli slags on Chargers ML. Rivers is going to pull off a Christmas miracle to his resume. Already drunk and about to watch Christmas Vacation with the senpai. Won't even know the score of the game until the 2nd half.
What festive beverages are you enjoying for this /comfy/ Christmas Eve NFL action? I'm having hot chocolate with peppermint liquor and bailey's
Watching elf lads
>>64432119
I'm having water
>>64432119
Vodka shots and weed
>>64432119
your mums pussy juice m8
>>64432119
drinking a double ipa. probably rip a few shots of vodka and smoke a bowl before kickoff of SDSU so I don't have a heart attack. Definitely more double ipas and imperial stouts on the menu.
>>64432167
nice, mature
>>64432177
what's the bet
>>64432191
SDSU -3 over Cinci @ evens. Went way too large. If this hits I'll cover my BG disaster, if it doesn't I don't even know if I'll be able to bring myself to bet on Xmas NBA in play.
>>64431753
>flirty banter back and forth for half hour or so, buy her a drink or two.
>buy her a drink or two.
That's why.
Merry christmas lads :3
fuck it getting on saint diego just to suffer with the rest of you lids
>>64432252
good lad.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HOPE SANTA IS KIND AND GENEROUS TO YOU ALL
>>64429944
Fuck I already had money on SD, now you've cursed it.
Bringing Christmas in with Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and a wank.
>>64432212
yeah I'll sweat with you and everyone else
double san diego bets, not bad for christmas eve
good luck lids
>>64432276
Naw senpai, today's the day where it goes back to normal
>>64431288
Cheers lad. NFL markets are [To score in every quarter], Chelsea vs United, Spurs vs Norwich, Vardy vs Liverpool.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO
>>64432343
>actually giving money to this shitty website
>>64432276
>Fuck I already had money on SD, now you've cursed it.
Don't worry lad, I've called upon the spirit of Brendan Frasier to help us. All he does is fuck bitch and break ancient curses. And he's all outta bitches.
Sri Lanka +2.25 at evens
My christmas gift to one and all x
>>64432183
zip it shrimpie
>>64432347
>actually wasting time with captchas
I'm a busy man and I don't have time for it.
WTB in the Chargers-Raiders game?
>>64432343
what's your email
>>64432364
>posting on 4chan
>Age
19
>Best subject in school
English
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
€6018,40
>Did it win?
No
>Number of months you profited this year
3
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Nothing as don't really celebrate
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season be this year?
Arsenal, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/fa/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>Favourite flavour crisps?
BBQ
Most comfy Christmas songs are ratpack Christmas on YouTube and the drifters bells of st Mary's
>Not drinking eggnog with scotch on Christmas eve
>Christmas
>no snow
Dam that's like 8 years in a row for me now. Global warming is a bitch desu
who /literallynothingtobeton/ here?
>have money on sdsu
>still hoping it loses so people will spam >trusting american tips and lots of people here will get btfo
conflicted feels desu, alternatively they could just start well with the run to let me hedge
It's a wonderful life.
>tfw 76 degrees
I hate Texas sometimes
For the next 24 hours we all have to be nice to each other :)
Merry Christmas /bet/ brothers!
why the fuck is arsenal to win vs Southampton @2.10 !
give me one reason why shouldn't i bet my rent on it
Who /Raiders-4.5/ here?
>>64432515
addicts
>>64432492
Was 80 degrees, rainy, and 100% humidity in Louisiana today. Doesn't feel like Christmas when you're sitting in a literal swamp
>>64432374
>WTB in the Chargers-Raiders game?
Raiders -6 t b h. Charles Woodson last home game, possibly raiders last home game in Oakland. Fans will be rabid.
DVOA likes them a lot too, they should be ~7.5 point favorites by DVOA.
>>64432479
Know the feeling my American friend
>>64432506
because arsenal bottle it every year
>>64432498
>For the next 24 hours we all have to be nice to each other :)
Merry Crhistmas, /bet/ brother
>>64432479
>rooting against your fellow north americans
>rooting against anyone on /bet/ at all
douche
>already had more Merry Christmases from my /bet/ bros than I'll get all tomorrow from my irl m8s
Y-You'll always be here w-won't you /bet/?
>>64432570
tears
Aye, of course we will mate. Shitposting aside, I love all you cunts.
>>64432413
>using anything other than bourbon in eggnog
>>64432570
i will always be with you
Hopefully I've sent my FA report just in time for them to break down Tommy Brewer's door as he's taking that sweet first bite of turkey.
>>64432568
not really rooting against anyone desu, just want the most entertaining outcome
just happens that when american tips lose, that's when the most responses come out barring Uruguayan tips and arguing about m-muh ev
Is anyone else watching the ESPN e60 with this cripple kid crawling around on the football field? It's depressing as fuck.
>tfw he has cerebral palsy and wakes up at 4:30am to train and he's still an honor student
I can't even get off my ass to unload the groceries right now
https://twitter.com/MichaelWilson97/status/680058726506754048
LMFAO
>>64432641
SkyBet bringing the Christmas cheer
90 degrees on the field in the Hawaii bowl. I can feel Cincinattis FATIGUE all the way from the mainland.
At least a few of those players must have swam with dolphins too.
On San Diego, gets up more goes on Eloping.
Also on Shaq first TD because shaq
>>64432498
are there any girls in /bet/?
>>64432752
There are no girls in the internet
>>64432752
;))))))
The bet of the evening
>>64431078
That was terrible desu.
>>64432786
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Shaking
>>64432837
Just watch the Hawaii bowl and shitpost with the rest of us
>>64432871
How long to it starts and how long to it finishes?
>>64432837
Spoken like a true plebeian.
>>64432570
>All these empty feliz navidades from girls I'm not even interested in.
Feels lonely bro.
>Greg McElroy is an announcer now
Anyone else feel like they're getting old?
>>64432886
Coming on now
>>64432890
>muh arthouse
lad pls
Maxwell Smith isnt starting? Oh god its happening again
Consistently give better gifts then I receive desu.
>Holly Rowe is the sideline reporter
Talk about a drop in quality
>>64432910
>Le ad hominem argument man
Le Samourai is about as vanilla a movie as you can get. If you switch out all characters and replace them with a cast from the Connery Bond movies you'd hardly notice.
/bet/ is on San Diego State handi, right?
Ayy
PETTY
E
T
T
Y
>>64432506
Christmas present from the bookies
>>64432952
Haven't seen anyone else post they're on Cincinnati, so I'm pretty sure that all of /bet/ is on San Diego state
>>64432955
PENNY*
E
N
N
Y
*
>scored before I was able to stake
ffs
>>64432952
Yes, anyone got a stream?
going to kill myself
HOLD FOR BRAINS
>>64432986
First row probably has one
lmao did they score on the kick off?
>>64432948
>vanilla
As in bland?
>>64433014
Yes, they ran it back.
Cinci just punted and their coverage looked awful on that too. Wouldn't be surprised to see a big special teams day from SDSU.
>>64432986
http://live.3pmstream.com/streaming/free-live-video-streaming-san-diego-state-cincinnati-other-american-football-ncaa-212396.html
you can click the link 1/2/3 if it doesn't work
>>64433014
yes 103 yard punt return
>select all images with palm trees
Oi Japanese moot, ya cheeky cunt
>>64433014
100 yards lad
a christmas miracle
IMAGINE watching & betting on college handegg while posting on a Vietnamese scrapbooking forum in the early hours of Christmas
>>64433031
As in you don't need to be a Cinemaphile to understand the movie.
Then again the other day I saw in PGA being mentioned how the new Mad Max is shite, so maybe Brits just don't like anything outside of Bond and Straham movies. ;)
>>64433072
Do you really need to imagine it lid?
>>64433072
thank god it's midday already
All my Tel Aviv slag winnings on SDSU.
shaking
fucking refball
>this dire san diego coverage
>>64433098
what did you get lid?
Reminder bowling green were winning to start with too.
>>64433107
>This dire San Diego coverage
What are you on about?
>Cincy already imploding
Santa has money on SDSU
>>64433107
wrong team lad, cinci is on defense.
SDSU looking solid so far.
Watching san diego, what am i supposed to be hoping will happen? We want them to move to the left with the ball?
>>64433128
>>64433120
>the city of me
t-tears if you fell for it
>>64433141
For this quarter, yes.
>>64433116
not this time, gonna be a blowout for sdsu with pumphrey
unfortunately no >trusting american tips spam today
>The Bearcats are 6-1 this year when leading after one quarter, and 1-4 when trailing after one quarter. A fast start is imperative, given how San Diego State runs its offense. If the Bearcats fall behind early, the Aztecs will be even more inclined to do what they do best, which is sit on the ball and run it. That could be bad news, given San Diego State is 14th nationally in rushing and UC only 92nd against the run.
>>64433075
Ah, OK
PGA must be the plebbiest place on the internet, but it's true that Brits are very cynical about shit. I'm sure I could enjoy 'deeper' films but there's something genetically or culturally in my mind that would ruin it for me
Mad Max is fokken sik tho n I'll batter ne1 ho says difrunt. Chat shit, get banged m8
>>64433114
just cash and a dvd :(
my senpai aren't good with presents
>Pumphrey and the other backs making the cinci D look like clowns on the first drive
only going to get worse for them in 90 degree heat
>>64433141
Lol we want them to get the ball into the painted area at the end of the field
>degen betting on teenagers instead of just waiting for the NFL
Lads it's Christmas, get comfy and watch people who actually can play handoff
Dire sport. Wouldnt mind being American and playing it. Dire to watch. Need to take more from rugby imo.
>>64433165
>barefoot joos
C O N C U S S I O N
SAN
DIEGO
>that coverage
>being that wide open
holy shit
It continues...
Probably a good thing bovada isn't offering this live or I'd probably put 25% of my roll on this. SDSU is going to crush this.
Christian Chapman is throwing some fucking dimes as a freshman, kid has a chance to be good.
>>64433179
Fuck off you idiot. Please explain why it's 'dire'?
>>64433176
never going to bet on a raidniggers game after seeing the >thank you based carr spam
the very first game I bet with him in was vs chefs, which they were leading 20-14 then threw 2 interceptions in a row at home
GOAL
O
A
L
UP INSANE
>>64433224
>racism
>>64433179
>Dire sport. Wouldnt mind being American and playing it. Dire to watch.
Any sport is enjoyable if you know what's going on and the quality of play is decent.
Football is really really complicated but immensely rich my friend.
>>64433224
>raidniggers
Mate, they're the official sporting team of white supremacist gangs
>>64433176
This. Gotta watch for the Goat Wooodson.
>>64433170
>>64433155
Alright thanks lids.
What kind of tournament is this even? Some sort of college invitational?
>>64433245
>>64433253
sorry, /nfl/ terms have leaked out of me but they're staying on my blacklist after that loss
good luck if you have them though
>>64433221
miss pass. stop. throw it 2 m. stop. run in to a pile of men and not the gap. stop. swap teams. kick it. catch it. stop rather than run. advert. swap teams again because having more than one job is too much for Americans to think about. throw it. miss. stop. etc.
>>64433257
kind of like a derby
>>64433253
Really? But theu're in Oakland. And they seem like the very niggest of the nig teams
wait how is it still day time in hawaii
Literally about to flog myself for not putting more on san diego
>>64433257
Kinda like an invitational I guess. But really you qualify based on your in season record though.
An SDSU "pick" just happens (good). Cinci tried to throw but an SDSU defender managed to intercept it.
>>64433249
>Football is really really complicated but immensely rich my friend.
Chess is more complicated. That isnt a parameter for a good spectator sport
>>64433268
agree 100% tbqh. Could be a world game, too fucking stop start zzzzzzzzz
Cincy in absolute shambles. Players crying on the field.
>>64433282
Their entire fan base is biker gangs
>Mike Tyson is on Cincinatti
Neat
SHAQ AND MIKE TYON ON THE SAME TEAM????
>>64433268
Okay so you just described what happens with some shitty insult thrown in. Great argument,
>>64433221
Far too stop start. Can have its dramatic moments when its a close game but for the most part can be a bit of a drag
>>64433249
>really really complicated
Why do I always get the feeling this gets quite exaggerated. Kind of like the INSANE in-play NBA VALUE meme
>>64433264
>blacklist
>more racism
INT already though kek
>>64433303
>white
>biker gangs
pick none
>>64433329
>crips
>biker gang
Pick 1
>>64433298
>Chess is more complicated. That isnt a parameter for a good spectator sport
it's not even though even though they're often compared (for good reason). There's a lot going on presnap even though you would say there's nothing going on.
Also,
>not watching chess matches
San Diego State plays their home games at sea level, Cincinnati plays at almost 1000 feet above sea.
ANTI
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>>64433376
SDSU practices at conditions way more
COMPARABLE
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to this.
>tfw parley sdsu and the Raiders
fml family
Anyone else grab that Chargers ML? looking good already
>>64433319
>Why do I always get the feeling this gets quite exaggerated.
it's not. I played up through HS and have watched it my whole life and I struggle mightily to understand some of the coverages and shit. I certainly don't understand a lot of the nuances.
>>64433407
rivers > carr pham
The best NFL clips I have seen are right at the end of games where teams have to score and do a hail mary and have to actually play some sort of sport with passing and thinking involved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YXwuaniPoc
>state of those passes
literally 8 yos can do better passes than that.
>Mike Tyson getting personal fouls for biting ears
>>64433444
I bought into the last oakland home game and Woodson retirement meme
>>64433444
>teams are 1 player
have chargers +6 and SDSU -3 feels comfy f.am
>that second effort from rb
game's in the bag, shanty town of cincinatti is done
sdsu rb just too good
>>64433448
>I dont understand it therefore there is no tactics or skill involved
You had a few too many to drink lad? You are only making yourself look silly.
Already got this down as a win tbqh. HUP.
>laviticus payne
gotta love black american naming conventions
My god these RBs are embarrassing Cincinnati. Mad I didn't get more on
>>64433515
missed the best one in the previous bowl
http://www.wkusports.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/gemonee_brown_892254.html
>>64433501
>this one Brit anon who always jumps at the chance to suck American Football dick
>>64433501
>man marking is hard
Ok mate. Have a nice Christmas and try not to get too upset about a sport you will never play.
This isnt for me. Night lads.
>>64433569
Night Euan x
>>64433528
>tfw over $500 between hard cash and bovada on
>>64433569
merry Christmas lad
>>64433540
kek
>>64433515
>>64433540
Navy used to have a LB (I think) named Wave Ryder
>>64433431
I've played and coached at the college level and I would struggle to explain to you how to beat some of the more exotic coverage schemes, or the purpose of some route combos
>>64433672
Running the water doesn't count as playing lad
>>64433672
>I've played and coached at the college level
course you have
>>64433722
>>64433752
If you mugs were in the group you would know this already
Type the PGA rap from memory, GO!
>>64433821
PGA?
*Laughs*
>>64433821
*laughs*
>>64433821
Away! Away!
Go back to PGA!
>>64433821
[MigosPepe.jpg]
PGA?
*laughs*
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER
>>64433821
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER
PGAAAAAAAAAAAA
PGA where i first learned how to bet,
mackers dropping tips like he makes them girls wet,
loses a few bets (?) goes down a cunt,
but you know a Mackers tip is always worth a punt
talking about my home pga brother
these other tipping groups are just fake
mackers drop you and make you shake
fuck all you hoes trying to eat my bankroll
dont make me mad or ill put you in the hole
so so shrewd he is so so shrewd
his name is mackers he will lead us to riches
all of his haters are scared little bitches
>San Diego State
>No state is named San Diego
Hmmmmmmmm
Imagine driving and then throwing a shitty pass to get picked off. Imagine.
>another pick
wew lad, makes up for watching bgsu and temple get btfo for an hour
>>64433799
>>64433799
No ones ever invited me to the circle jerk m8
>Some american comes barging into the thread
>talks up his bet like it is the greatest tip of all time
>people follow the hype and get on
>starts off well
>people laugh at doubters
>bet starts to lose
>gets BTFO
>everyone gets mad
>repeat
>>64433965
Telegram sn?
>>64433973
?
Its all in good banter lid
Sums.
>>64433973
I was with you until starts out well
>>64433973
what bizarro version of /bet/ are you even talking about?
Watching this game on SDSU -1 = comfy
Ice.
>>64434061
Ice Baby
Grass.
>>64433973
>Some american comes barging into the thread
there are maybe 7 regular /bet/ regulars
>mfw comfy present pasta is replaced by street signs
>MetaKnight is having sex right now
>you arent
why
What do you wear to Christmas mass?
>delay of game
maximum over comfy
>>64434100
Not to sound fedora-y but I haven't been to mass in probably 7 years
>>64434100
tuxedo
>>64434127
its almost sad 2bh
overs backers seething
>>64434136
Overs ain't happening. I'd make a large if it did but I have WAY more on SDSU
>>64434129
>they aren't euphoric in the year of our lord two thousand and fifteen
Big pressure on whoevers making next thread tbqh
>>64434333
>Big pressure on whoevers making next thread tbqh
I got shit on for my (admittedly) dire image. Need a brit to make it.
>san diego state
>literally walking it out of the end zone
Jesus hahahaha
Been on a roll since yesterday.
Good night lads, and happy holidays once again.
btw please don't fuck up the new bread
>THE SHANTY TOWN OF CINCINNATI
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>That trick play
This is like watching my undergrad play
new thread if you want to join, or not but preferably you do
>>64434607
>>64433298
as the guy who knows a lot about chess, it really is very interesting if you know what's going on. Take a look at the audience in a big chess match, they're all excited and taking notes the whole game
