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"""""Scrambled eggs""""""""
>>64406232
Needs to have the subtitles of Steyn saying he isn't apologising to be funnier
Love how he says that in the most apologetic and least threatening face he's ever made
Is Robelinda elite?
>>64406232
Is Steyn autistic?
>>64406232
HEAT PUMPS
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Will >we win the league lads?
>>64407955
Nah we've got it in the bag desu
>>64406232
>139 kph
>right arm """""""""""""fast""""""""""""
>>64408172
>this flag
>this post
statscunt ltd.
>>64411023
Do you wish they could be raped by 38 of your villagers?
As I lay hear in this chair, with the cricket it in th background making perfect harmony. My good friend is talking about cricketballs hahaha. `Jordan Silk has a nice name` he says. Personally I reckon those Sydney sexers are a bunch of poofs lol why would they wear pink.
>tfw you'll never be Chris Gayle
I had something clever to say but I forgot it.
>2016
>Convicts and Kiwis still playing this shit sport
YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP
shitney literally on suicide watch right now lmao
>>64413548
>all your best players play in australia in bbl 05; KP, Flintoff...
WEW LAD
>>64408172
>right arm medium fast, the nation
kek the last fast bowler you produced had the durability of kfc in the hands of these fat cunts, the rest have been trundlers
Anderson > Broad >>>>> Starc > Hazlewood
>>64413751
>this flag
>this post
The ONLY nations that can claim to have proper fast bowlers are Australia, Pakistan, South Africa and the Carribean
English bowlers are LITERALLY the same as Poo Peeland's
>the continent of Africa
And people say soccer in is the semen slurping sport...
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64411023
Yo just know that the less attractive but big titted girl constantly humiliates flatchested 10/10 by flashing her huge rack all the time. Love it
hi guys
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>64417325
What do you have against homosexuality seppo?
just finished wrapping my gifts lads
So this is /cric/ general?
Is there any decent sports to watch on christmas day? I'll be alone by myself all day and need something to distract me.
lads
>>64420208
nba if u like the basketballs
>>64420208
is that you, Mackaybro?
>>64420208
there'll be some handegg
>>64420225
that's christmas day in america, aka boxing day here
>>64420251
What do seppos do for christmas day? Do they fill their fat fucking mouths while shooting each other?
>>64420266
they usually watch sports and eat food
it's pretty much thanksgiving again
>>64420208
Christmas Day Based Bash game when?
I tried to join the fantasy league but its full, really disappointed
Not that it matters I suppose I don't even know who is playing for who or even how many games have been played, just wanted to play fantasy with you cunts
Someone chat to me
Does Goosey still post?
>>64420414
Yeah lad
Convict unironically posted the other day too
>>64420453
haha really, his back I assume ;)
do au/sp/ threads still exsist?
what about muscular Matt, does he still post?
>>64420618
Matt personally endorsed the Based Bash
has the boxing day test sold out?
>>64420804
of course mate! What else could you expect from the Sporting Capital?
>>64420845
well the windies aren't exactly an exciting drawcard
>>64420974
based
> You now remember Bryce McGain
>you now remember Brendan Nash played Test cricket for the Windies
he's even more out of place than Tony Cozier
is Andrew Denton still relevant?
>>64421373
Who?
mods saging
>Fancy watching some BBL to take my mind of real life
>None on today
Fuck sake lads.
>>64421715
>curry domestic games are the only cricket games on
JUST
>>64421744
Kill me. When is the next BBL game?
>>64421755
Boxing Day, when the actual cricket starts up again
>tfw no /Cric/ for 2 days
>>64421767
I assume you're referring to South Africa v England when you say this.
Australia "v" ""West Indies"" is even less serious than the Based Bash
>>>/int/52579994
back me up here lads
>>64421870
>2016-8days
>browsing /int/
knit your socks daniel
>>64422224
Holy fuck
Elgar
van Zyl
Amla
du Plessis
de Villiers (wk)
Duminy
Bavuma
Abbott
Rabada
Steyn
Morkel
desu
Keeo in mind you need atleast 4 quota players.
Anyone else joining me on New Years eve for the BBL?
>>64419474
The other one was about to pop them out too but the camera operator was too much of a pussy to show it on screen.
>>64422540
Unfortunately
>>64420291
>>64420320
Join the /cric/ group pal. League is irrelevant.
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?type=corporate&group_code=284177
>WBBL clash between Melbourne Stars and Melbourne Renegades moved from ONE HD to Channel 10
>The impressive TV numbers for the Rebel Women's Big Bash League has convinced Network Ten to move January's Melbourne derby to their main broadcast channel.
>The WBBL made its television debut last weekend on Ten's secondary channel ONE HD, with a peak audience of 427,000 viewers tuning in and an average of 220,000 across two matches.
utterly based
>The figures are three times the average audience for free-to-air A-League matches so far this season and the strong numbers have convinced Ten that the first ever derby between the Stars and the Renegades on Saturday January 2 deserves to be shown on the main channel.
kek
KEK
http://www.bigbash.com.au/news/women-big-bash-league-wbbl-one-hd-channel-10-meg-lanning/2015-12-23
>>64422408
Making De Villiers keep is a shit decision by CSA. They're tiring out literally their best batsman.
>>64422725
Well they need to fit in those quotas somehow
Amla picks himself but the other three are literally only playing (Piedt might play for Rabada) because of muh racial quotas
Got a email from Santa Claus today
>>64422739
been naughty or nice?
>>64421373
His production company is; Gruen planet et al
()"""() ,*
( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-*** (""),,,("") "** Roses 4 u... MERRY CHRISTMAS to U...
Merry Christmas pals
>>64422751
It was about great deals on sale now at Bunnings
>>64422783
t. Alberto Barbosa
was Gilly the only batsman who could stay GOAT while keeping?
Sanga and ABDV were great batsmen, but only when they stopped keeping. The same goes for MemeCullum, but to a lesser extent
>>64422738
Amla probably doesn't count to the quota since he's curry
>>64422738
That just fucking pisses me off. Malaysia has a bit of institutional racism in the cricket system as well.
>>64422882
Kamran Akmal was unironically the best wk batsman to have ever played the game.
Autosage wtf
>>64422738
Quotas are fucking dumb in any sport, especially South African cricket which is LITERALLY only played by the white, private school kids
They're just shooting themselves in the foot over something that's inherently racist to appear accepting or some shit.
>>64422908
Aren't curries treated like shit over there, or am I getting confused with something else
>>64422942
The national team consists of mainly ethnic Malays even though they're quite shit tbqh. Curries aren't treated badly but there's a clear bias towards Malays. I think you're getting confused with some other country. I'm not Malaysian so I can't qualify for the national team anyways but apparently I was very close to getting a call up to the KL u-19 squad.
>>64414269
>south africas reserves v england
So it was a intranational match
>>64423002
This chick keeps on showing up on my newsfeed. My mum saw it the other day and thought I was watching porn
How would Miss Fisher go in sack? Might be a bit frigid, I reckon.
Can the cricket hurry up and start ffs, just kill me
>>64423024
Going to be a comfy 32 in Perth tomorrow
I can't wait, normally it's 40+ on Christmas
Melbournians on intelligent, muscular and attractive watch
>>64423086
t. Shane Warne
Hey why are americans so obsessed with gay sex?
>>64422808
>>64420565
>>64423103
t. Shane Warne
just bought a new box lads
went for the largest size and winked at the qt at the counter when she scanned it. rate my moves
>>64423097
>>64423103
>>64423113
Fuck off autist
>>64423113
t. Mark Warne
>>64423123
t. New South Welshman
>>64423056
>LE WEATHER
>ITS SO HOT XD XD
Go back to fucking normiebook. It gets hot in summer if you haven't fucking noticed all your life
>>64423126
t. Mark Taylor
>>64423124
aka the Avenue of Apprehension
>>64423141
i think you mean the Corridor of Carnage
>>64423124
I can message her if you like and ask
>>64423136
t. Mark Waugh
>boxing day
>there isn't any boxing
>>64423150
We've all got our separate problems
>>64423123
t. Stuart MacGill
>>64423134
>normiebook
Fuck off back to /r9k/ if you get triggered by casual conversation you pathetic autist
>>64423175
>getting this mad at a bit of cheeky banter
>>64423179
Someone should message Holly about this posting about her
>There is also evidence to suggest the BBL has had a marked impact on junior participation levels which are up from 651,000 in 2010 (before the domestic T20 competition was relaunched) to more than 1.2 million.
>Female participation has also risen in that time from 87,000 to 290,000 and initial ratings for the fledgling WBBL have also exceeded expectations.
This WILL trigger daniel.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/big-bash-league-canberra-off-radar-in-expansion-plans/story-fn6w5t7q-1227684624929
>>64423134
Freshie detected
Normiebook users in general make posts loving the hot weather.
>GREAT BEACH WEATHER XDXD
>STRAYAN CHRISTMAS IS BEST XDXD
And then when it rains or is very cold in winter
>CAN'T WAIT TIL SUMMER :((((((
>WHEN WILL THIS RAIN END? :((((((
>>64423181
>I-I-I-I-I'M JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
do the girls wear boxes, lads?
"""""""Ross The Sweepologist""""""""
Just saw the new Star Wars finally
Ask me anything
>>64423200
no but I knew a lot of Chads and slutty normie girls in high school who took pity on me and added me, so I am well aware of how normies post
any WBBL on lads?
any Holly la?
>>64423189
Australia seems to be the only country with a meme league that are actually using it properly.
>>64423199
hi daniel
>>64423214
Not today lad
Christmas Eve is a sacred day in Australia and it's taboo to play any cricket on it
>>64423211
t. goose
>>64423203
>>64423207
why did you post this twice?
>>64423214
its on the weekends, broadcast before the main BBL games
Holly was on last weekend so I doubt she'll be back for awhile.
But the Thunder have some qt3.14's
>>64423225
there will "literally" be BBL on Christmas Day next year
And next years Boxing Day Test will be against the might of Pakistan (note: they lost to Zimbabwe the last time they played outside of Asia)
"Test" ""cricket"" on literal suicide watch
>>64423230
>she is literally 16
added some more ayy-league poorious damage control
>New Zealand's cricket team are UNIRONICALLY playing an ODI on Boxing day
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>64423241
>you will never field on her deep fine leg
>>64423256
post the rest of them lad
Fact: anyone who unironically watches wogball in Australia is a cunt
Wow, this guy on here is furious for some reason, literally can't stop saying 'autist'
>>64423259
>>64423273
the funny thing is soccer has a decent following here, just not the gay-peegue
who the fuck wants to watch that when you can watch the yuro competitions where all the talent actually is?
>>64423286
first day in /cric/?
>>64423315
Anyone into redheads?
desu
>>64423290
It's just causal bandwagoning. None of them follow the sport, they just pretend to so they can stand out
>>64423315
is that herpes simplex?
>>64423341
the entire sport is built on bandwagoning
>>64423369
webm doesn't work lad
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>dinner_with_the_Warners.webm
Reminder that both Bangladesh and New Zealand will have better cricket teams than South Africa in 10 years.
>>64423389
Screencaped for 2025
>future test captain of australia
>>64423389
What's happening in South Africa anyway? I've heard about a white exodus or some shit
>>64423436
>this will never be you
Why live
>>64423436
t. Matty B
>>64423425
that one is my favourite
What are you lads doing for Christmas?
>>64423465
>>64423487
>>64423428
>I've heard about a white exodus or some shit
Only for the past 15 years or so lad
Their B team got literally destroyed by an England team that didn't have Anderson. Apart from ABDV, Steyn, Amla etc, the younger crop are nothing special and there's not a lot of young talent coming through the ranks.
Part of this is the racial quotas, which is an easy stopgap to force diversity, but what it's done is neglect growth at the grassroots to get blacks genuinely involved in cricket. And now with the quotas, a lot of the white players are leaving for England to get Kolpak contracts, or coming to New Zealand.
They could literally be going down the Windies route if they don't get their shit together. Test cricket is going to be Big3winslol within 10 years.
lads, guess what
>>64423585
you got an email?
>>64423592
Yeah, from Google
>>64422712
how?
>>64423600
what about
>>64423585
Turn your toaster on its side
How do i make friends? Should i even bother?
>>64423648
>Should i even bother?
Yeah, friends are worth having for the small amount of effort it takes to keep them
>>64423636
Just telling me that I can save 75% on any movie rental on the Google play store
>>64423606
how do I join the group?
ellyse>holly
>>64423683
omg she is literally perfect
>>64423683
Her stock just went down at least 90 percent
>>64423683
>>64423700
>Ellyse literally married some shitskin rugby fag
>>64423700
This is a real couple
>>64423729
I'm better than him
>>64423737
t. Matty B
can someone please tell me how to join the bbl group, I only have an option to create my own
Why do shit lankans like nandos so much lads?
Every time I go there, they're everywhere
>>64423757
you cunts don't know do you?? is that why no fucker is answering me
Can I be added to the /cric/ collage lads?
>>64423829
that is one busted up horse face holy fuck!
please post cric collage as I haven't seen it
>>64423829
Too good looking for that lad
>>64423842
do NOT spoonfeed this freshcunt
>>64423852
youd be rather surprised actually, I just haven't been on /sp/ for a long time
>>64423842
Fuck off back to r/cricket mate
or is it just the 'faces of au/sp/' collage?
in that case I'm already in it
>>64423865
so you're ridgeway or connie then
>>64423870
yes
Spare a (You) lads?
>>64423327
Fug
>>64423841
who dat?
>Smelbourne
>>64423967
m8...
can you bogan chinks stop posting cp?
fuck off
>>64423290
KEK, A league actually out rates the Premier League on Foxtel.
OFFICIAL "SPORTS TO WATCH AS A BIG STRONG AUSTRALIAN" POWER RANKINGS
1. Test cricket
POWER GAP
2. ODI cricket
3. AFL
4. NRL
POWER GAP
10. Sheffield Shield
POWER GAP
20. Netball
21. WBBL
22. BBL
23. Tennis
POWER GAP
100. Thugby Yawnion
POWER GAP
999999. A League
1000000. Wogball in general
Reminder this is an objective ranking and cannot be debated.
Reminder although (You) may believe League to be better than AFL, it's trumped by the fact that Aussie Rules is an entirely homegrown sport and larger in popularity, and is therefore ""more Australian""
>>64423465
jesus christ, is that his bell-end in the foreground?
>>64423822
>>64423757
cunts........ please
>>64424087
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>64424094
so in other words you don't know and just reach for some stale old pasta that's misdirected at me anyhow
>>64424068
>>64424062
field hockey should be in there above A-league IMO
>>64423729
>plastic cups
kek
KEK
lads, You'll never guess what just happened...
>>64424139
You just got your arsehole fingered by an older male family member and sorta enjoyed it?
>>64424145
Wrong
>>64424151
You got a telegram?
>>64424151
you opened one of your Christmas presents early and it was a book from your parents called "our gay son and other dissapointments"?
>>64424151
You spotted Holly at the pub?
Enjoy your next 3 hours sperging in the corner trying to gather enough spaghetti to stammer "h-h-hello"
>>64424161
>opening christmas presents early
if you do this consider suicide
Hey /cricket/
>>64424087
Group id is 284177. Figure out yourself how to join it.
AB on taking the trash out watch
>>64424139
You found your anal g-spot? Its nice isn't it
webm time pals
>>64424151
You gonna tell us?
>>64424187
most of mine are pretty common
>>64424179
yeah it just keeps creating a new one, there seems to be no 'join" option
>>64424194
I got an email
>>64424202
You've literally been trying to join the group for 2 hours. KEK you retard
>>64424207
from who?
>>64424207
bunnings?
>>64424215
>>64424216
Was just spam
>>64424222
Viagra or Nigerian prince?
just imagine; in 48 hours we'll have our memes back.
Brett Lee on being asked whether he wanted to come back for another year of Big Bash
>Harvey Norman mate ... no interest
>>64424231
I'll be waiting in my room till then
>>64424211
I just want to play
>>64424225
Neither, I was lying
is warney the most famous australian of all time?
>>64424234
I don't get it
Lads holy fuck you won't guess what I found
A literal transcription of a text conversation I had in year 11 with this chick who was """"in love"""" with me, but was in reality fucking insane
>>64424245
Harvey Norman Wagon Wheel
I get to be the only one at Christmas lunch tomorrow who still live with my mum at 35 years old, should be an enjoyable afternoon
>>64424251
post it now daniel
>>64424241
Don't think so, probably this guy
>>64424252
Still not getting it
>>64424253
when are you going to end "yourself"?
>>64424254
Alrighty
Bit of background, I met this girl through another girl called Amy (referenced in this) for about an hour, never really spoke to her. Two days later I get word that she is "in love" with me despite having literally never met me. Bear in mind that this is right in the fucking centre of my long hair + atheism phase, so naturally I didn't believe her whatsoever. After texting her for an hour or so I realised she was insane, but she literally never stopped texting me. This picks up about four months after I met her.
I also then moved to Auckland without telling her, this was around the time of the earthquake.
7 June 2011
13:30
>Pippa - Daniel im on the ground right now with a ring will you marry me
>Me - No youʼre not.
>Pippa - Im not joking i am kneeing on the ground with a ring
>Me - Ok. Why are you telling me this?
>Pippa - Just telling
13:40
>Pippa - You didnt anwser my Q and what does redrum spell backwords
17:15
>Pippa - Its very rude to not reply to someone thats asking you a Q
8 June 2011
7:51
>Pippa - You still haveʼt answered my Qʼs daniel
22:05
>Pippa - Oh and by the way youʼer making yourself look like an idiot trying to make me look like one and its just going to turn around and but you on the ass!!
>Me - *youʼre
>Pippa - Firstly i do not care about my spelling and secondly remember last week when amy was on my facebook and you kept dening it and other times before that and thirdly my spelling is getting better
>Me - Firstly, no it isnʼt, itʼs still dreadful. And secondly, that was called using past knowledge to make an assumption, a skill you use often in algebra. But I donʼt suppose youʼve got to that level yet.
>Pippa - And i do not give a shit about my spelling
>Me - Well you should. Not caring shows that you have low self-esteem and will probably ʻnot give a shitʼ about anything and you will end up at the bottom of society.
>Pippa - Thanks mr hay
Continuing, it's p long
>forced to air out the dirty laundry of extended family members from both sides over the past few years at gatherings
>little to no contact from anyone apart from my aunty who thinks of me as her son considering all 3 of her kids are unstable dropkicks
Haven't had a family Christmas in about 4 years. Feels great not spending money on people I don't see all year. This will be the third year running I'll be going to my best m8s family gathering.
>>64424281
you should have rooted her m8, she seemed keen
>>64424281
22:30
>Pippa - Anyway did you watch doctor who on saterday night
9 June 2011
20:58
>Pippa - Hi Mr Hay whats my next leason...
10 June 2011
17:31
>Pippa - Hi daniel :(
22:49
>Pippa - Hi daniel i think daniel mole has his eyes on amy just to let you know
11 June 2011
22:01
>Me - Seriously, fuck off and stop stalking me. You added my brother on facebook AND liked my cousinʼs bandpage?
>Pippa - go suck a heghoge coz im not going to unless you do something for me!!!
>Me - Firstly, Amy came up with that phrase first, that is called plagiarism. Secondly, ok fine what is it?
>Pippa - your going to like it
>Me - *youʼre. And no, I wonʼt.
>Pippa - Make out with me and i will unfriend your brother
>Me - Lol no.
>Pippa - Then i wont unfriend him simple as that
>Me - I donʼt care. Why the fuck would I? I just wanted to know what you wanted.
>Pippa - Fine and go suck a porkyipine
>Me - If you hate me so much why are you like in love with me?
>Pippa - These a saying if you are mean to someone they could like you
>Me - Thatʼs not a saying, you just made that up.
>Pippa - No i didnt
>Me - Yes you did.
>Pippa - No i didnt and im not retared
22:37
>Pippa - And at leased my fringe doesnt cover my eyes so i cant see whats in front of me and yea i may not be as smart as you but when it comes to people im quite good
>Me - Ok, whatʼs in front of me then?
>Pippa - Youʼre life and read what kilday said on facebook about being incredibly arrogant
>Me - This isnʼt about arrogance? I doubt you even know what that means.
>Pippa - Im not as stupid as you think daniel
>Me - Yes, yes you are.
>Pippa - Fine then be a jerk
>Me - Which brings us back my question of why do you like me?
>Pippa - I just do
>Me - Which brings us back to my point of you being retarded.
>Pippa - Ok i like you coz i can be myself around you and i like youʼre hair etc
anyone up for some karaoke?
>>64424289
must be nice to have a girl like you senpai
>>64424289
>that is called plagiarism
Top kek
>>64424291
sure. What song?
>>64424305
up to you mate what's your go to song?
>>64424289
>Me - Well who the fuck else are you going to be?
>Pippa - I meant act normal not be myself
>Me - Define normal.
>Pippa - Not being all stupid and shy etc
>Me - So by that definition, I should like every girl I meet?
>Pippa - What do you mean and im sliting my wrists at the same time as talking to you
>Me - No youʼre not. Stop lying. It makes you look like an idiot.
>Pippa - Ok then i would rather tell you in person oh wait thats never going to happen is it Me - No.
>Pippa - Im sliting my wrists and listning to knifes and pens.
>Me - No youʼre not.
>Pippa - Yes i am. It feels good
>Me - Well now I know youʼre not doing it, even the ones who do commit self harm knows it hurts.
>Pippa - Well they cant feel it i can it stings
>Me - Seriously stop lying.
>Pippa - Im not lying daniel i am :X
23:24
>Pippa - Anyway have you heArd the new goss bout who mole likes.
>Me - Yes. YOU told me, and when I asked him he said “fuck Pippa is weird”.
>Pippa - Ok ill stop lying
12 June 2011
13:12
>Pippa - Hi daniel sorry about last night i like talking to you even though you piss me of
13:46
>Pippa - daniel im not myself at the moment and i would like to tell you how i feel about you but i have to do that in person not through txt x :(
21:58
>Pippa: My love sonnet
>I hate the way you talk to me
>And the way you stare
>I hate the way you comment on my spelling
>I hate the way you do youʼre hair
>I hate youʼre bad scence of stile
>I hate the way you like to smile and the way you think im so dumb
>I hate it when you dont reply to my txts
>I hate the way you piss me off
>And the way you dont apresheate my feelings
>Even worse when you make me cry
>I hate it when i cant see you
>And the fact that you didnt tell me you moved
>But mostly i hate the way i dont hate you;
>Not even close, not even a little bit,
>Not even at all
>Xoxo:(
That last poem she accidentally sent to another guy called daniel first as well lmao and he showed tons of people
Fuck 2011 was classic
>>64424289
>i'm not as stupid as you think
>yes you are
edgy daniel was based
>>64424308
Fire and Rain by James Taylor
>>64424237
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>>64424308
Taylor - Jack Johnson I've done live
>>64424308
horses
daryl braithwaite
>>64424311
>Knives and Pens
I considered that to be one of Black Veil Brides more upbeat songs tho senpai
>>64424317
that's a good choice I'll upload it in a few minutes
>>64424311
>i hate you're bad scence of stile
>apresheate
>the way you stare
oh man is kiwi education that bad, fuck she must have been retarded
>>64424341
Think she was a boarder desu, they literally all have reputations of being dumb as fuck because of the shit-tier primary schools in the middle of nowhere they go to
>>64424328
>He actually fell into the meme of being the token tech support guy
Thanks for the keks Raj
>>64424281
>spending my Christmas eve reading 4 year old text convos between Daniel and his imaginary "gf"
what went wrong?
>>64424336
Keen to hear this
>>64424357
idk m8, idk
;_;
>>64424357
watching mrs doubtfire here lad not much better
>>64424311
post pics of her m8 i can't find her on the book of faces
>>64424289
>Christchurch """""""women""""""""
the dead hookers in the Avon are smarter than this broad
Has WalkGod ever considered invading NZ and then changing the name of Auckland to Walkland?
wew lads, 2011 Daniel was savage
Shiggies, you here mate?
>>64424367
i found a pippa with almost the same last name as daniel from christchurch.
Daniel, was this her?
>>64424376
Walking is literally the number 1 sport in NZ
pippa on suicide watch
did she get crushed with the rest of christchurch?
>>64424357
come on m8 it's not that bad we're all your family here
my real family's gone to sleep and this is my view right now
>>64424351
>he literally spent his Christmas eve memeing on a chinese cartoon forum
>hottest bird from my old high school now married and pregnant
kek
KEK
>>64424396
>he spent it giving away free tech support
>>64424397
pics
>>64424367
this is a recent pic of her, on the right. Amy is in the middle as well. She looks like she turned out okay physically but judging by her fb posts she's still pretty basic and dumb
ignore the whale on the left
>>64424388
nah
>>64424414
she's unironically the hottest there lad
would milk the titcow on the left Tbh
this inspired me to look up all my old high school friends on Facebook and they're all fucking gay!
Literally every single person I hung out with were homosexual lads!
>>64424426
This is literally and unironically true of my brother Tbh
Apparently they were literally gay fucking each other during high school while he was constantly telling me that none of his friends were gay
>LE REMEMBER THE HIGH SCHOOL DAYS XD XD
>LE REMINISCING ABOUT SCHOOL
Fuck i forget how fucking young you all are
>>64424437
Genuinely worried that they were doing the same shit for me
Fuck me lads, I thought the constant spooning during sleepovers was ironic
>>64424410
It's only 3pm here pal.
I'll be inside my gf in a few hours time before we wash away our sins at midnight mass for keks.
Pic related is me and my bitch.
>>64424447
bedtime gramps
>>64424447
>LE YOU HAVE TO BE YOUNG TO REMEBER HIGH SCHOOL
>>64424421
I had an embarrassing thing for Amy at that time, she was way better back then but looks a bit of a twig now
Fuck that entire era was a mess though, I have literally nothing but distaste for like that whole six month period of my life.
She messaged me at like 2am a year or so ago saying that she wanted to talk to me for like no reason. I ignored her. Probably regret it desu, just for curiosity.
>>64424453
cumskins literally cannot compete
>>64424467
well dont just leave us hanging lad
surnames for both of them thx
>REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL GURL
>HE HE, REMEMBER ALL THE BOYS WE USED TO LIKE
>WE ARE GROWN UP NOW, WE HAD GREAT TIMES
>CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WE USED TO BE XD XD XD
This is what you fags sound like
What are your thoughts on these cricket players:
Alastair Cook
Phil Tufnell
Brian Lara
Thanks.
>>64424467
>that
>a twig
Are you high test Daniel?
>>64424475
i thought there were that few kiwis that first names would do
>>64424467
does ivana catch the bus to her internship by any chance?
Pretty sure I catch the same bus as her
>>64424453
I hope youre not planning to was away your sins in the Ganges.
>>64424477
>autistic
>a meme
>best batsman of the modern era
>>64423512
>Test cricket is going to be Big3winslol
thats optimistic
Cricket is on suicide watch in England. It is literally approaching Rugby Union-tier-in-Australia.
Meaning they will stay somewhat competitive by importing foreigners to play for their national team but get flogged by the professional teams.
Cricket in 10 years will be Australia and India winslol
>>64424491
Cricket is growing again here lad
what's for lunch tomorrow lads
glazed ham/ turkey masterrace here
>>64424477
>Alastair Cook
fucking love him man, he is literally the ultimate autism opener when he's at his best. The flick to fine leg is literally the fucking epitome of "har har har har your line strayed a bit and you got 4"
>Phil Tufnell
Never really seen much of him
>Brian Lara
Quite overrated, but impressive to watch. Carried a dogshit team to a decade of pretending they weren't dogshit
>>64424482
She's working at the fucking airport lmao. So much for GPAs, she couldn't get any of them with a 7.4 AND being female.
>>64424479
Not the best pic to see it but she is pretty thin. I wouldn't complain obviously because beggars can't be choosers. And fuck off with this 'high test' meme
>>64424491
Death_of_a_Gentleman.mkv
>>64424502
baked beans with water
>>64424510
>She's working at the fucking airport lmao
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64424525
I don't actually know what she's doing Tbh I've been ignoring her recently but it's like an "engineering" job so something to do with fixing baggage belts or something i dunno.
We have to get 200 hours of practical-style work before graduation so it is a good idea to get it out of the way I guess.
>>64424510
>Quite overrated, but impressive to watch. Carried a dogshit team to a decade of pretending they weren't dogshit
You "literally" did not even watch Lara at his peak you SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
YOU are literally just spouting memes you have read elsewhere
Lara>Ponting>Tendulkar>Kallis
>>64424543
>Customer Service
>Food Preparation
>Cleaning
>Promoter
>Data Entry
this is some absolute pleb work experience lad
block this promo girl subhuman out of your life for good
>>64424550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz--5hHmNEY
this Tbh
>>64424525
HIGH TEST
>>64424550
>you have to be old otherwise you're a casual
>you have to autistically watch old matches on purpose otherwise you're a casual
>please, I really want my depressing hollow existence of a live to be impressive
>i'm 29 and posting here on christmas eve, but it's okay because i've watched more cricket from 1999 than a guy who's 20
Lads, I unironically think Adam Lyth should have been brought back for the South Africa tour.
Looking back he wasnt as bad as I thought. He didn't really have any glaring technical deficiencies, it's just that his form was shot.
>>64424562
I'm barely older than you daniel but unlike you my cricket knowledge goes back further than 2014. YOU literally admitted here before you only started watching cricket again during India's tour of NZ or whatever it was you SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual.
I bet you never even watched Bond bowl. if you had you'd know how trash Boult and Southee are. They are literally mid-tier Shield standard.
>gets utterly PTFO
>y-youre pathetic for being on 4chan
>coming from a 20 year old virgin
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64424582
>>coming from a 20 year old virgin
l-literally nothing wrong with this.
>>64424588
t. daniel
>>64424588
t. daniel
>>64424582
elite muscular ausgod
>>64424598
>Worsten Australian """"batsmen""""
>moon is full and based
>stars are out
>in my sleeping back in the main room of the family farm house
>just took a hefty piss on the lawn
>chatting to some dutch grill on tinder about NZ culture
>reminiscing about high school with my bros on /cric/
>get to open that new record I bought myself tomorrow
What a time to be alive lads
You're all great
Have a great new year
:)
>>64424604
He's from Darwin you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual. Even Channel 9 Summer of Cricket Bogans "LITERALLY" know this.
He's not even close to being Worst Ausfailian
>>64424610
it's still a week away from new years you spastic fuck
>>64424604
I bet you think Gilchrist was Worst Australian aswell
know your stuff
>>64424611
least it didn't take me 4 years to get over a high school gf kek
Reminder that Australia unironically chickened out of touring Bangladesh because they were scared of being btfo.
>>64424610
Fuck mate you sound like a proper poofter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06PXZxOU5ky
Here it is guys, Fire and Rain by James Taylor as sung by Reality Check.
>>64424622
how did you comeup with this meme?
I've literally been in a relationship for most of that time
>>64424653
If you can't get over someone in at least half the time you were in a relationship with them, then you have serious mental issues.
>>64424653
fucking cringe
>mfw I was literally daniel-tier posting
>>64424673
Reality Cuck on aborted narrative watch
>>64424673
at least he didn't let a woman kill HIS OWN child kek you pathetic excuse for a """"man""""
Just realised I don't have any sticky tape, Gonna bogan this Christmas to the hilt with some multicoloured electrical tape.
>New Zealand are playing an ODI on boxing day
wow what tradition lads
>>64424675
did any of you used to post in /got/
there was this one sperg called marcus that i'm sure was one of you au/sp/ lot.
>>64424683
nothing he says is real.
>>64424687
New Years Eve BBL > Boxing Day test
>>64424683
Fuck off idiot, we all get deceived at one point or another in our lives. The main thing is that I'm not sitting around crying my eyes out over her because I quickly accepted the "love" we had wasn't real, and am just angry over what she did to my potential child.
If she did that to any of you plebs you would be posting on /bawww/ about 'wahhh but her lips tasted like passionfruit' and 'she always made me laugh' etc etc. That's what separates me from retards like yourself.
So lads, who gets the Christmas Day BBL next year?
Sydney has New Years Test, Melbourne Boxing Day, Adelaide NYE BBL..
I don't think they can trust Pissbane with it, so Perth? I think they'd literally give it to Hobart before Brisbane
>>64424700
never happened lad. not even a good fictional narrative
>>64424700
the only thing separating you from the rest of us is the AFP
>>64424709
they literally should just give it to adelaide so they get a good crowd
>>64424717
P*rth take their t20 even more seriously than Adelaide, far more actually
>>64424714
It's not meant to be good because it isn't fiction, fuckwit. I'm sorry that there isn't anything exciting going on in your life to make anyone else seem believable.
>>64424716
Ah yes, those incompetent goons. I bet they are trying so desperately for the Indonesian police to co-operate and arrest me.
>>64424721
perth over brisbane or hobart, definitely
have fun in kerobokan rc
based rc
10 minutes until chrissy starts in poo peeland lads
yfw kiwis change their flag to a fern
yfw "australians" want to change ours
>>64424794
kys my man
>shitposting on nye
pathetic
>>64424830
>not spending your new years with Mackaybro and daniel
wew lad
What's everyone's Christmas plans? I'm holding a party at an orphanage on this island here.
All I want is for Christmas is to be reunited with my girlfriend and to undo all of my mistakes :(
>>64424830
This. Watch anime instead
>>64414233
>finn
>plunkett
>woakes, even though he's shit
>footit
>anderson/broad used to get above 90mph
ok
>>64424886
Do you have any actual evidence of this?
You post this shit, yet provide no evidence
posting from my place of work on christmas eve
>>64424911
But m8, England haven't started losing yet
>>64424904
What does it matter whether I provide proof or not. Sure tomorrow I could take a bunch of photos and be like LOOK AT ME GUYS I REALLY AM ON THIS ISLAND WITH ALL THE KIDS. But I see no sense in displaying my altruism for all of you.
>>64424921
We don't give a fuck about your altruism faggot, you claim a bunch of shit and never back it up.
At least give the name of the orphanage so we can verify it
>>64424928
you are wasting your time m8
>>64424938
Just provide some line of evidence, that's all we're asking here.
>>64424938
Not only that but you realise orphanages are harmful to children in the long term? They should be placed with a foster fmily
>>64424944
how can he provide evidence for things that don't exist
the narrative is well and truly apart
>>64424944
i am not reality check m8 i just live here
>cuckmas eve
>almost 2016
>not being muslim
KEK
Enjoy eternal hellfire, infidels.
>>64424928
Yeah that's funny. Because "literally" everyone else posts a million things about shit they do and no one asks for any evidence of it.
But you know what I give in. Tomorrow if I get the chance I will upload some photos.
>>64424952
Sorry mate
>>64424954
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>64424956
No one else posts about being some amazing charity worker and working in orphanages.
>>64424950
That's just not viable in most parts of Indonesia.
>>64424952
Where do you live brother?
>>64424954
Islam is a satanic religion.
>>64424963
Except I never claimed to be a charity worker, fuckhead. Just posted one of the many things I'm doing over here to spend my days.
>>64424967
Bullshit, you constantly go on about your good deeds and then never provide any evidence about it.
Faggot if you were so altruistic you would have never mentioned it in the first place.
Or you post other supposed amazing ways you're spending your time there with again no evidence.
>>64424980
What good would it do me to post anything about the shit I've done? Do you honestly think I seek gratification from plebs like you?
wish I had someone to spend christmas with
What are you guy's favourite aborted narratives?
Mine's The Cider House Rules.
>>64424988
You do seek gratification here because you constantly post here about what you do.
Again if you're so much above us "plebs" then why the fuck do you post here?
>>64424995
I don't care so much that it's Christmas, I just want my girlfriend and daughter back. I'm probably going to hook up with an 8/10 local over here at the party but it's just not going to be the same. You really don't know what you have until it's all gone.
>>64424902
literally none of those can even hit 140
Broad can for 2 overs a series, that's it.
Reality Christ on Nobel Prize watch
>>64425017
>>64424673
kek
KEK
Reality Cuck on aborted narrative watch
>>64425083
We never really broke up and together for over 4 years you dickhead.
Does Reality Cuck genuinely believe the bullshit he posts?
Like I hope its just one big troll from an elaborate shitposter and not a case of mental illness
just got back from mass lads, I said a prayer for Daniel that he will renounce his heathen ways and find God, but I don't have high hopes.
>>64425115
I had doubts about his legitimacy too until i hovered over his flag and learnt he was genuinely posting from Indonesia.
>>64425075
it's like you don't want cricket, owait your an aussie you probably don't
>mfw I was told by australians during the last ashes broad was a better fielder than anderson
>>64425138
>mfw I was told by a pom that England has genuine fast bowlers
I find the levels of cynicism on display in this thread to be very disheartening. I, for one, have no trouble believing that Reality Check has
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect, despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas part for a local Orphanage
I don't need "evidence" of his deeds, I simply have faith.
>>64425138
England's bowlers are obviously very good in their own conditions, but they (Broad and Finn excepted) are useless in places like South Africa and Australia where they don't get lateral movement.
Out of your list, Woakes UNIRONICALLY bowls at the highest velocity (maybe Footit, but I haven't seen him bowl), and he averages ~138kp/h... and that's in meme cricket, he probably has a lower average in FC/Tests.
England is LITERALLY right-arm medium-fast: the nation. The hypocrisy of you calling the Peewis that is extraordinary.
The last time England had a genuine 90 mp/h bowler was Finn at the start of his career, Finn struggles to crack 135 now.
Sure Broad can crank up one 140kp/h spell a series, but his average is about 133 kp/h and that's what we're talking about.
>>64425177
you forgot the bit where he said he was a fat bisexual wog manlet from the central coast of NSW m8
MEME DISMISSAL POWER RANKINGS
1. Timed out
2. Mankad
POWER GAP
3. Retired out
4. Handling the ball
5. Obstructing the field
6. Hitting the ball twice
POWER GAP
10. Striking the stumps
POWER GAP
20. LBW from a body part other than the leg
POWER GAP
100. Breaking the stumps
101. Playing it onto the stumps
>>64425177
>-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
I'd like to hear this story.
>>64425220
I don't have a screencap, but Reality Christ stared him down for two minutes and, when asked what his problem was, said that he was looking at the first man to lose the ashes in 20 years.
>>64425217
>no Retired dead
>no Maxdismissal
know your stuff
>>64425217
>retired dead not #1
>>64425217
>run out without facing a delivery
>>64425174
>>64425180
Plunkett regularly bowls around 87-90mph mark
Woakes is clocked above 90 regularly but just doesn't seem fast at all, never rushes the batsman or gets bounce so I don't know how that happen
Finn can still push well above 90, same with anderson and broad more than likely but in english conditions they just use them as seam/swing bowlers because there's basically no need for pure pace on english wickets, we will tomorrow I guess if they actually can bowl fast still
Footitt is the same, he's become more of a swing/seam bowler but he used to just run in and bowl fast
>>64425233
>>64425236
I'll admit that was an oversight
>>64425238
Diamond ducks are a meme, but the dismissal itself is just a standard run out most of the time, so I left it off
>>64425238
aka diamond duck
>>64425229
you do realise I have already disproved Reality Cuck's "narrative" ?
He claims that he had a Russian gf and that he speaks Russian. I speak basic Pyccки and when I asked him a simple question he literally did not respond.
Reality Cuck on aborted narrative watch
>>64425180
Finn was objectively faster than Johnmeme in the Ashes you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual
>>64425267
Because english wickets don't suit pace bowling so he didn't look as fast as he did, and with australia not batting for long periods he had nowhere near the rest between innings you need to bowl fast spells, but half of /cric/ are casual memespouters who don't understand the game
>>64425267
He was for literally one Test, then his pace fell off again
Bitchwide also lost his pace and aggression after PJH, which is why he became poo
>>64425251
>Woakes is clocked above 90 regularly
Woakes has never bowled a ball above 145 kp/h in his life. if Woakes is a 90 mp/h bowler then Starc is a 100 mp/h bowler. Just because he bowled one ball at that pace doesn't make it his average.
>Finn can still push well above 90
Finn hasn't hit 150 kp/h since 2010, if ever.
>same with anderson and broad
kek
KEK
K E K
stopped reading here. You're delusional as fuck. You are LITERALLY talking about sub 130kp/h trundlers.
Fuck me I'm not even saying Englel's bowlers are bad, but YOU are UTTERLY delusional if you think ANY of them are express.
>>64425281
>making this post
>calling anyone else a casual
>he thinks the pitch changes the velocity through the air
LITERALLY know your stuff you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
Bitchwide had lost his pace over 6 months before the Ashes, but ofcourse you've never watched a Test match involving Australia that wasn't against England so you wouldn't know that.
What did YOU (you) ask based elite Santa for Christmas?
>being this obsessed with pace
le shaun tait face
glad to see Anderson is regularly missing Tests to injury now lads. McGrath's record is safe.
>>64425329
>this flag
>this post
Tait could have been Thommo-tier if he wasn't a mentally and physically weak cunt
>>64425341
kek
KEK
K E K
Yeah, bro totally. And Muhammad Sami could have been Waqar Younis if he tried hard enough.
Delusional worthless phaggot. Merry Christmas to everyone in /cric/ except YOU.
>>64425329
NOBODY is saying that pace is what makes a bowler, the argument is whether England currently possess fast bowlers or not.
Literally every time someone mentions Boult or Southee's lack of genuine pace YOU always become so pooturbed that you can't help but make snide remarks about a bowler that NO ONE ever seriously rated, despite having NO relevance to the discussion.
Your inferiority complex is being exposed once again
>>64425346
>bro
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64425298
>Woakes
The gun clocks him at 90, it doesn't make sense but it happens, but he does not look 90mph as I said
>Finn
Ok say what you want, i'm clearly not going to change your mind here
>anderson and broad
I genuinely don't know if they can hit those speeds any more but they definitely could even a year or two ago
>>64425312
if the pitch isn't hard and bouncy a bowler won't run in and try to hit the deck at higher speeds because they know they won't get any assistance and it's pointless
>>64425217
poor form tßh
>>64425366
literally know your stuff. You are utterly exposing yourself as a huge casual.
pic related was on the flattest and most benign pitch of the year. Made the UAE look like, well, "Perth"
>if the pitch isn't hard and bouncy a bowler won't run in and try to hit the deck at higher speeds because they know they won't get any assistance and it's pointless
That's true in the case of Stuart Broad and James Anderson, and that's why they're so bad when they're losing and unironically start bowling 125 kp/h. There is no team in world cricket as mentally weak as England and who give up as fast as England when they are losing a Test match.
>>64425389
>thinking Starc actually bowled 160
Even Southee was clocked at 152 in that game jej
>>64425394
he was clearly bowling consistent 155's in that spell but yeah Starc is more a 140-145 bowler.
The only 150+ bowler >we have is Cummins. Patto is 140-145 aswell.
poo peeland on intensive care watch
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3hzni_dale-steyn_sport
>>64425389
>an australian calling another team mentally weak and they say they always give up after being bowled out for 60 in the last ashes
Someone tell me how i'm supposed to feel. In fairness you are right though they can be faggots giving up and not trying, but younis khan said this england team where far better than the one who got rolled over in the UAE last time because they never gave up, so hopefully that means something in the future
Merry Christmas lads
Merry poosmas
literally McGrath 2.0
>>64425430
ignore him
the surrender at trent bridge was the most spineless procession i've ever seen, even worse than 5-0
every single australian player in that match deserved to have them and their families sterilized for that performance
>>64425473
I pioneered the anti-Hazelshit rhetoric on /cric/, but fuck me he bowled well in Adelaide. If he can keep it up then this meme will receive my seal of approval.
I'm afraid I'll end up like my grandfather otherwise. I still remember the old coot ranting about how McGrath was trash and needed to be dropped at the start of his test career
Merry christmas everyone
>>64425480
>this flag
>this post
>his "country" holds the record for the lowest in test cricket history
>his "country" was skittled for 47 less than 2 years ago, the vast majority of players in that team are still playing
>his "countries" ""golden-age"" was ended by the Australian team since the days of Kim Hughes
stay poorious and poobsessed
>>64425480
>b-b-but the irrelevant collapse at Trent Bridge completely invalidates a sound and grounded argument based on observable facts!
Knit your socks statscunt. Every time you're exposed as a seething casual you can't help but pathetically default to an attack on the Australian team over the Ashes
Merry Christmas you autistic faggots.
>>64425489
>debuted 13 months ago
>60(SIXTY) wickets @ 22 despite playing on a plethora of fucking roads
>24 years old
If he plays for 10 years he will LITERALLY smash McGrath's record
>>64425506
>statpads on debut
>statpads against the Windies
>goes missing in the biggest series of his career
>returns to statpadding at home
The Adam Voges of bowling
>>64425516
>>statpads on debut
You mean the flattest pitches in Australian history that were rolled out for India where even Johnson & Harris were useless?
>>statpads against the Windies
On even flatter pitches where England failed to beat the Windies just weeks prior
>>goes missing in the biggest series of his career
Did literally nothing wrong, averaged 25 with the ball. Batsman lost the series.
>>returns to statpadding at home
You mean UTTERLY PTFOing and exposing Boult and Southee as the overrated shit that they are? The lead Australian strike bowler went down injured and he was left with fucking Shittle and Marsh for support to single-handedly skittle PP and win the series.
That was a GOAT performance. Literally no PP bowler has bowled that well since Bond.
>>64425516
Unlike Pee Pooland, who have NO series of any relevance, a single Ashes means nothing to >us and will long be forgotten, while >YOU will forever be haunted by >YOUR choke in the World Cup
>>64425534
you are "literally" getting this upset on christmas day over somebody on the internet having a different opinion to the point where you're addressing every single one of his points individually
i cannot overstate just how pathetic and sad your """"""""""""life"""""""""""" is rn tbqh
>>64425547
merry xmas lads
>>64425542
>Unlike Pee Pooland, who have NO series of any relevance
They are STILL clinging to the 1986 Trans-Tasman
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64425547
YOU are literally sitting on your computer at 2am on 4chan on Christmas Day calling people pathetic. That requires no explanation.
>>64425547
Fuck you
>>64425547
>I've been exposed, time to default to the statscunt ad hominem defence!
Poo peeland on pooicide watch
>>64424679
>>64425083
Can't believe my shitposting is catching on desu
Merry Christmas lads
its only 9:30 in real australia
>>64425599
West Australia, Best Australia
>>64425599
>peestern poopeelia
>>64425599
Cucktorian detected
Merry Christmas from the West End Draught Thirsty Camel Adelaide Strikers. Drink Responsibly
KEK
Where did statscunt run off too lads?
>>64425668
literally Santa
>>64425626
The Alcohol. Think Again! Western Warriors and Plan B New South Wales Blues approve this message.
Have you roleplayed Santa?
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU CUNTS.
I have le epic le
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
AWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
HAPPY HOLIDAYYS LMAO
merry xmas lads
still think marsh should be left out of the boxing day test
inb4 FUGG LE JOE QUEARNS
reminder Daniel holds these "opinions"
>Boult and Southee are good bowlers
>125 kph balls short of a good length qualifies as aggressive """"chin music""""
>Brian Lara was bad, despite admitting to never seeing him play
> Santner is a good bowler
>Poo Peeland are getting a BBL team
>Boult and Southee bowl at an appropriate pace
>Boult and Southee qualify as fast medium bowlers
>Ivana is a virgin
>>64425826
It's a good opportunity for both to build confidence and remove their mental blocks
Smarsh honestly batted better than Burns has in his whole career during that 49 against PP too
>>64425849
>125 kph balls short of a good length qualifies as aggressive """"chin music""""
Pretty sure that was statscunt. I remember getting into a heated argument with the faggot over that statement. Daniel is usually so beta that he disappears at the first sign of conflict.
>>64425849
>>Ivana is a virgin
>"B-but I r-read all the t-texts s-she got and w-we b-both laughed a-at those l-losers h-hehe!"
It's hilarious.
BCCI unbanned the Windies lads
>>64425389
>calls others casual
>unironically thinks that was a 160 ball
Litarally (liter-ally) LMAOing aylrntbhf
>>64425859
No, statscunt wasn't posting that day. It wasn't Matt-like enough to be a statsautist post anyway
>>64425849
>>125 kph balls short of a good length qualifies as aggressive """"chin music""""
Kek, I remember that. He then sperged out and UNIRONICALLY claimed that pace meant nothing when bowling regular bouncers
>>64425870
Is he going to save cricket pals?
>>64425993
He can't ruin it more than shitivasan did. Too bad the damage is already done. The ICC chairman likes to talk about reducing the power of the Big 3 all the time, but then he goes and guts funding to associates other than Ireland and Afghanistan, which is incredibly short sighted.
>>64423382
Is his wife a slut or something?
>>64426191
notice how reality check stops posting around midnight AUS time (only 9 pm here) pretty suspicious given most people here don't even go out to party until 11 local time
>>64426191
i saw her fucking sonny bill williams in the cubicle at northies back in like 2009
>>64426236
Who the fuck are you mate?
>>64425849
I love Daniel
>>64426191
The definition of a slut, he's called Cuckner for a reason
>>64426236
It's only 9pm if you're in Java you fucking idiot.
Merry Christmas lads
>No /cric/ on
JUST
>>64425849
>Boult and Southee are good bowlers
Yeah I guess
>125 kph balls short of a good length qualifies as aggressive """"chin music""""
Wasn't me
>Brian Lara was bad, despite admitting to never seeing him play
wrong twice
> Santner is a good bowler
I said he was a good batsman, his bowling looks fragile as fuck
>Poo Peeland are getting a BBL team
wrong
>Boult and Southee bowl at an appropriate pace
wrong
>Boult and Southee qualify as fast medium bowlers
They literally do when they aren't being pussy faggots, both can hit 140
>Ivana is a virgin
No idea about his one anymore Tbh haven't talked to her in a while.
>>64427343
Daniel you're my hero.
any new faces added to the faces of /cric/?
>>64426486
Java is a general-purpose computer programming language m8
Merry Christmas m8s
Just put the turkey in the oven lads
>>64423369
What that fuck is happening here?
>>64430070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctKPMuA0s3c
Now watch me whip
Now watch me may may
The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia Hay of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
Merry Christmas
>>64425859
It wasn't me, like I said I was banned that day. It's the new 18 year old who's literally poorious at me for some reason. I don't think it was daniel either.
>>64425849
Southee is "literally" a better bowler in Asia than any Poo Peelian "bowler". Same goes for Boult in England. Keep crying bitch nigga
>>64426191
kek
>Warner has had previous high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[10] She is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, she was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. She was seen with another Bulldogs player, Ben Roberts, at a Kings Cross nightclub three hours afterward.[11]
statscunt on suicide watch
Who /baconandeggs/ here?
statscunt on suicide watch
connie joined the fantasy league last night
statscunt on suicide watch
>LE FUG LE MEDIA XDXD
statscunt on suicide watch
I wanna give a heartfelt Merry Christmas to all you guys and girls. Best online community I've ever been a part of. May your seasons be long and your off seasons be short.
NEW THREAD
>>64431402
>>64431402
>>64431402
>>64431402
Execute all muslims
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64430093
where did these people go?
>>64430093
https://youtu.be/nX5RgVYIPwo
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