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Happy Holidays Edition
Australia vs West Indies second test starts on Boxing day
SAF vs England first test also starts boxing day
Next BBL Game is Scorchers Vs Heat
NZ play a One Day Match against Sri Lanka on Boxing day.... Great tradition guys
>>64431402
First for Walkcunt on pooicide watch.
first for based connie
Merry Christmas lads
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Reality Christ is helping out an Orphanage as we speak
statscunt on suicide watch
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64431456
WalkGod
Reality Christ
The holy Goose
I got $200 off my parents. Off to the pokies for me tomorrow
>>64431496
>not converting that into a quick $400 thanks to bet365 literally giving money away with their ridiculous BBL offer where it is "literally" impossible to lose money
>>64431516
Tell me more about this offer mate
>>64431424
based, handsome and intelligent walkbro
>>64431424
Who is this male model?
>>64431543
>no muscular
Know your stuff
i lik criketmas
Pretty sure this cunt posts here, and is most definitely on pooicide and crippling obesity watch
>>64431538
Complete refund on the first in-play bet you make up to $100 if you make a $100 pre-game bet.
That means you can "guarantee" you will make money just by betting $100 on the favourites, then as soon as the game starts, betting your other $100 on the underdogs. It is "literally" impossible to lose money that way and if the favourites win you will make $70 or $80 or whatever it is.
I'm a little bit shrewder than that and give myself the chance to win both bets, but that is the safe way to do it. You definitely don't want to gamble away the money your rents gave you for Christmas. Nothing more degenerate than that.
>>64431633
Cheers mate ill look into it. I'm as degenerate as they come btw (iv'e been in jail before). My self control fails miserably around poker machines
>>64431662
Connie?
>>64431725
Nah mate, not convict
who /gong/ here?
>>64431623
based goose
>yfw everyone was thinking we'd get destroyed in South Africa a bit ago
actually pretty fancying our chances desu
>>64431402
In all seriousness
Why do you fags call it a 'test'?
>>64431838
>Blue Pakistan away in 2015:
>draw against Windies (kek KEK K E K)
>rekted by Green Pakistan
yeah nah >you are still going to get rekt
>>64431859
Difference is we're in pretty good form and SA shit their pants in their recent series
and we weren't rekt by Pakistan, we were robbed in the 1st test by timewasting, almost drew the 2nd test against the odds. Australia got rekt harder in Pakistan.
If any of our shit batting lineup decide to start being good we have a pretty good chance of taking it
>>64431844
why do you call it """foot""" """ball"""
>>64431844
Because it literally is a physical and mental test. It's hard to stay focused in 30 degree heat and pay attention to hundreds of balls moving in excess of 130km/h as well as balls that spin, swing etc. Same goes for being out in the field all day and especially bowling.
>>64431838
t. le simpsons meme
poopeelia Ltd.
>>64431838
Woakes is unironically playing
>>64431914
>SA shit their pants in their recent series
Cause those "pitches" turned into clusters of landmines. You know it's a shit series when teams are playing 4 spinners for matches
>>64432010
Is that even confirmed? Could easily be Footitt or something.
Australia XI for Boxing Day: Burns, Warner, Khawaja, Smith, Voges, M.Marsh, Nevill, Hazlewood, Siddle, Pattinson, Lyon
I dedicate this milkshake to the Man, the Myth, the Legend that is Zerogoose.
>>64432093
Good lineup tbqh
Christmas meme edition
unironically got a cricket box for Christmas lads
>>64431859
Everyone loses to Green Pakistan in their meme ""home"" grounds
>>64432254
What size mate?
>>64431838
Going to be a good game la, I can't wait
I love watching Cook's autism
>>64432017
The damage control the curries on Facebook are in over those pitches are ridiculous. Of course you want a pitch that produces a result, but rubbing so much poo into it so the ball spins in day one is ridiculous
>>64432093
Burns is going to get the axe in February for the PP tour, cap this post
>>64432269
XL lad
I could literally use a youth one, but you've got to keep up appearances
Anyone else spending Christmas alone?
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>>64431496
>only got $100
sucks being poor bros
>tfw basically escaped /sp/ since I became a wagecuck, except for public holidays when I have no wagecuckery daycare to occupy me
hey guys, what memes have I missed?
>>64432408
Not much, a few people have gotten emails and done shits in fancy restaurants
>>64432423
Has Daniel rooted Ivana yet?
>>64432346
Not me, I have all my /cric/ pals :)))
>>64431633
The money you win has to be restaked 3x before you can withdraw
>>64432435
He's got an unironic gf called Chloe now
>>64432455
Has Ivana got really jealous of Chloe now?
any pics of Chloe?
actually surprised something has happened in the Daniel lore desu
>>64432517
nah, i'd unironically rather fuck a bloke i reckon
>>64432561
Do you live near Wollongong?
>>64432598
Shellharbour desu
>>64432609
must suck being poor
>>64432609
Villiage or surrounding suburbs? Warilla here
>>64432659
Barrack heights lad
>>64432665
I'm literally within a 1 minute drive of you then. Come to Shellharbour nets one day
>>64432659
Mount Warrigal desu
>>64432653
it does desu
has anyone else installed gyprock at Adam Zampa's mum's place?
>>64432679
my mum is already drunk and I got no pressies
can I come over?
>>64432665
>>64432683
You cunts wanna get on the piss tomorrow? Net session then pub?
>>64432672
Based Davey
>>64432697
did you go shell pub last night?
lads I'm flying over to the /gong/ right now
>>64432712
we'll pick you up from albion park airport m8
>>64432709
Nah mate did you? we should get a case tomorrow and meet at the nets
>>64432719
do you play for harbour? I used to in juniors.
didn't go to the pub but probably should have, being a normie is tiring business.
House got robbed in Barrack Heights the other week lads
Any of you guys have problems with abos?
>>64432742
Not really, I don't really associate with them.
>>64432732
Nah never played. Just go to the nets a couple times a month. Yeah Shell Pub is normie HQ around here
>>64432742
The commission abo area is the fucking worst
Is there BBL on tonight?
>>64432769
Nope :(
there really should be though
>>64432769
tomorrow night
INSHAA ALLAAH INSHAA ALLAAH...... DEFINITELY THEY WILL WIN THIS SERIES AS WELL, DEFEATING ZIMBABWE SHOULD NOT BE AFGHANISTAN'S CONCERN NOW, THEY SHOULD START THINKING OF DEFEATING AUSTRALIA EVEN IN AUSTRALIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE........
IF AFGHAN TIGERS WOULD MAKE THEIR MIND UP AND BECOME FEARLESS THEN NO ONE CAN DEFEAT AFGHANISTAN.......
>>64432753
do you prefer to bowl or bat? who do you go nets with?
>conviction
>brad
I'm 100% thats not connard
>>64432789
I like both tbph. I go with my mate from Albion Park. He's absolute shite bowler, so batting against him is fun.
>>64432803
Why? What sort of name do you think connie would have?
>>64432813
Ned or Mark
>>64432813
Bridget
He put Brad because of his fav player from the Western Bulldogs lads
>>64432692
Is your mum hot?
https://twitter.com/CricketAus/status/680171969262817282
>LE FUG LE ZHON MARSH XPXPXPXP
>LE BURNS IS A LE REAL OPENER XPXPXPXPXP
Reminder I said the selectors were literal retards while you casuals were baying for my blood.
>>64432872
she married a coon, i think that says enough
>>64432881
Yeah enough said lad. I'm so sorry
Just shaved off a 6 month beard. I'm not an attractive person.
>>64432881
Are you boong? You should play footy m8
>>64432761
I used to live there, it was a shithole
Oh look. Just as expected /cric/ is full of smelly NEET poopeelians. Meanwhile all of the handsome muscular and intelligent New GOATlanders are spending time with their families and giving them expensive gifts bought with their high paying jobs
>>64431402
>Boxing Day Match vs Boxing Day + 4 other meaningless days Match
Yeah i'll take our version desu
>>64433422
I'm a wagecuck now m8.
>>64432268
We didn't thanks to McMeme/Kane batting and more importantly Craig bowling the best of his career.
Unfortunately that one (admittedly amazing) bowling performance sealed his spot in the team despite him normally bowling filth.
![thumbnail-63229_0001[1].jpg_0jZr7gd1MJw_BcRMJpsfFXy8eRG1bK7c&itok=mRe3Kozl.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0RzHSLc.jpg "thumbnail-63229 0001[1] 0jZr7gd1MJw BcRMJpsfFXy8eRG1bK7c&itok=mRe3Kozl")
>>64433479
>implying it will last 5 full days
>>64432298
Not sure how they're supposed to defend it when the ICC issued a warning over it tbqh
>>64432306
Don't think he will but I would personally. I know his figures against >us were decent, but that was because of shit bowling. He didn't look comfortable out there. So many nicks falling just short of the slips.
>>64433526
kek
you're right it will probably be over by the end of boxing day
>>64433503
>We
Where do you bat lad?
Got an olympic barbell for chrissy lads
>>64433556
Exactly
Fox Sports Facebook casuals will point to his 100 run partnerships with Warner, but those were on literal roads against an injured Southee and an unsettled Boult. Once the ball started swinging, he was exposed, while Shaun Marsh dug himself in against >your bowling attack's most dangerous period and looked fairly comfortable.
It bothers me how many people look solely at the number of runs scored when making comments on batsmen.
>tfw excused myself to go to the toilet
>tfw got a Merry Xmas text and left my phone unlocked
>tfw my older cousin got it and showed it to everyone
>tfw he texted her back some Christmas love poem
>tfw I come backand realise it's my ex
>tfw my uncle and dad say "Thank Christ, maybe now you'll get a root, you should be thanking your cousin"
>tfw even the female members are laughing
>tfw my family is BTFO'ing me and there's nothing I can do about it
If I were to pull out the /sp/ bants I'd definitely go too far with it. I just have to sit here now.
Merry Christmas faggots
>>64433680
What would the /sp/ names even be?
Would you start overusing the words literally and unironically, while making excessive quotation marks with your fingers and calling everyone a cuck?
>>64433680
Fuck your uncle right now in the ass in front of everyone just on principle
>>64433720
>names
I mean bants
>>64433680
Pull your dick out and start whacking off
Worstern Australians on pooicide watch desu
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/954953.html
Anyone else on the piss yet?
>>64434063
Yeah 5 VB's deep here
>>64434262
>VB
Know your spirits lad
>>64433671
Just posted something similar on leddit,look at the replies I got
>>64434367
>-3
>lol marsh doesn't open
>pls link me to stats I can't find them myself ;)
>lol open with khawaja
Does Redditgoose UNIRONICALLY think that's a better place to discuss cricket?
>>64434367
Reading it now mate. Top kek. Fucking casuals can't form their own opinions
>>64434063
I'm drinking Bundaberg Rum Mutiny
Good shit
>>64434431
The fact that their go to rebuttal is averages rather than proper analysis on playing style says it all really. They don't actually watch the game, they just catch brief highlights and then cite statsguru to sound credible
Can NOT believe I'm defending Marsh, but he literally has the best technique in the team after Warner and could be a solid stand-in opener if he stops spilling his spaghetti. Dropping him now is only going to make him even more of a quivering wreck when he comes back because now he's thinking "I literally just broke a world record, what the fuck more do I do?"
You can't use the >le blood younger players meme while Voges is still in there. If that was the case, he LITERALLY should have been dropped for good post Ashes.
>>64434279
>he's a spirits guy
>>64434279
>I'm a spirits guy
Boxing Day soon lads.
>>64434279
>spirits
>>64434783
Yeah mate, apparently its the day after Christmas
>>64434716
>>64434822
>>64434770
Calm down lads, just using the kys meme ahah
I'm pissed already lads
Got drunk last night so taking it easy today tbqh
/r/ing pics of chloe lads
>tfw back from family breakfast and lunch
>tfw they kept roasting me
>tfw distracting myself with Rocket League and then MGS HD Collection to keep me from reading what my ex messsaged me back after my cousin sent that poem
>tfw necking Melbourne Bitter
At least it was better than last year
>>64435582
>ex
GTFO normalfag
>>64435582
Should neck yourself gatecunt
why isn't there any cric on lads?
>>64435667
I dislike Shaun Marsh.
>>64435601
>gatecunt
>gf
Besides, it's only 12:30 in WA, he would only be having lunch now
what pressies did you lads get
>>64435681
Some liberal public holiday bullshit
>>64435693
Got a new helmet, a kit bag and a running watch la
do cricketers get paid overtime for a day night test?
>>64435752
They get time and a half on sundays.
>tfw that "new year new me" bullshit is happening already
>>64436150
JUST DO IT
>>64436150
How will you IMPROVE (You)rself in 2016?
>>64436150
>IV'E LEARNT A LOT THIS YEAR
>2017 ILL START FROM SCRATCH
Fucking shoot me, normies are the worst
Hey guys, rate my extreme cricket knowledge
>LE FUG LE ZORN MARSH XDXD
end
>>64436573
based Sahil
>>64435681
funDIES ruining the planet tßh
/u/Turknjaydee, you here m8?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3y4qlx/usman_khawaja_is_in_for_shaun_marsh_for_the/cyaonlw?context=3
Haha suck shit worstern ausfailians
Merry Christmas lads
What did Santa bring you ?
I hope he brings me a good West Indies test team.
>>64436871
i got nothing
Storm vs Cowboys Prelim final on FS1 lads
>>64436871
Got gas and supermarket vouchers and some clothes. Mums getting me a roof rack and bike carrier for my car too
I'm fucking pissed lads
>>64432010
No way, it's 100% Footitt
Reminder, he is LITERALLY the english Mitchell Johnson.
>>64432472
Check the thread from last night m8 there's tons of fresh shit there
Statscunt on suicide watch
OHHHH ERROL
I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING
JUST TO BE LIKE HIM
Taking a shit lads
>>64437094
Size, stench and details mate
mama mia Bindi Irwin hot tamale
>>64437139
Weird seeing someone who was famous when they were 6 become famous again for having massive jugs
Put 50 on West Indies to win lads
>>64437169
would be pretty weird but fun to fuck her desu
make her call me daddy
wait is convict posting again?
>>64437205
either that or someone has made a fantasy account in his name. he usually uses bridget as a username so im not sure who or what brad is
I hope he is
>tfw will never save animals with Bindi as she breastfeeds an orphaned Orangutan and sucks me off simultaneously
Ow my heart
>>64437205
>>64437214
Connie is still in jail lads
Do they get internet access in jail? I have no clue, Im not a degenerate
also
>Convict is spending christmas in prison
LOL!!!!
>>64437231
Shes got those swimmers shoulders that make me diamonds
>>64437233
I dunno, I figure its been around six months since he was here and said goodbye so he might have just got out from a six month sentence
>>64437233
I was literally in Silverwater for 6 months and it was great. It's way more fucking chaotic in the 'real world'. Im not convict btw
>>64437231
Fuck off ameriobese
>>64437244
>>64437245
>connie out after six months confirmed
>>64437256
that would make sense, he got sentenced to a year so with good behaviour he would be out by now
I can't fucking help myself and i always stray into trouble. I've been out for a few weeks and the fucking world moves at 2x the speed them when i was out before. Still good to know that /cric/ is going strong. Been watching the BBL. Its pretty entertaining. Looking forward to the Test tomorrow. Im not Convict, just a fucking dropkick felon
Was it a missed opportunity not having any BBL on tonight?
>>64437292
brehs...
>McClenaghan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAiSTkVMfs
merry christmas /afl/ and /cric/ and /iggs/
bah humbug /nrl/
Just done a massive Christmas bog lads
>>64437250
Fuck you fetal alcohol syndrome Australia
>>64437350
>1 reindeer for every flag
Sneaky, sneaky WABAcunt
>>64437292
She'll age terribly tbqh
>>64437386
On a vegan diet, no shit
>>64437396
>LE VEGAN DIET
Can't you establish womens facial structure and body frame genetics? She'll be shot in her 30's, even late 20's. For comparison Holly's facial structure will lean towards aging and she will age gracefully unlike the goblin Bindi Irwin
nrl grand final on FS1 lads
>>64437418
Ok m8
Stop getting so defensive, it's Christmas
>>64437426
I can't understand any of that
>conbitch talking to himself to try and push his >LE PRISON XDXD gimmick
>>64437440
what are you retarded or something?
>>64437455
Yes
>>64437455
Not retarded nor a bogan like NRL followers KEK
>>64437465
I think the word you are looking for is "unlike"
The sentence you used implied that you are like NRL followers who are also not retarded or bogans.
Matt on kindergarten watch
WalkBro on Nobel Laureate watch
Daniel on permavirgin watch
>>64437486
>Recently successful teams have lower incidence of grammar mistakes
High education normie scum
>Shaun Marsh dropped for Boxing Day
>Poourns UNIRONICALLY playing
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/954953.html?CMP=chrome
fucking kill yourself Rod Marsh you SEEEEEETHING, matchfixing, fucking casual
>>64437484
NR LEL on damage control KEK
>>64437559
hopefully this marsh meme is finally fucking over
Statsugly on faggoticide watch
>>64437559
If you want to blame anyone, blame the supreme summer of cricket casuals who make up 95% of the cricket watching audience in Australia. They are the reason the decision was made.
If the seething fucking casuals weren't so desperate to find someone to latch onto as their scapegoat since Watson quit, there would be no doubt about SMarsh's spot.
>>64437559
Who cares, they could the Australian u19 if it wasn't for 'muh baggy green, remember phildog' culture where they pretend they're fucking Reality Check
>>64437584
t. Geoff Marsh
>>64437594
>phildog
it's hughdog you supreme casual
>>64437584
t. Mitch Marsh
holy fucking shit
Gatebro is UNIRONICALLY and UNAPOLOGETICALLY spouting /cric/ memes all over >lebbit
I couldn't be fucked to read through more than 2 pages of it but I'm sure it is a goldmine because apparently he is a 4 year >lebbit veteran.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Turknjaydee
>>64437559
kek
KEK
K E K
Remember when I said a couple of days ago the selectors were literally braindead retards and all you bogans jumped on me with your >LE POO PEELAND HOBBIT HOLES XDXDXDXD shtick? Well, yet again I was proved right.
Literally, objectively and unironically blown the fuck out.
Eat a dick, bitch niggas
ACBs on casual watch
Rod Marsh on literal retard watch
Statshightest on handsome and knowledgeable watch
>>64437626
https://www.reddit.com/user/Turknjaydee/submitted/
wew lad
>>64437626
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1gx5jq/steve_smith_added_to_australias_test_squad_its/
kek
KEK
K E K
Gatekuck on SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual watch
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/16ooif/how_is_marsh_still_not_back_in_the_international/
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qw35k/loosest_aussie_bloke_ever_even_looser/
>>64437646
>post about calling for the head of phillip hughes in that thread
>>64437643
>all of those seething casual Fox Sports Facebook page posting wannabe special snowflake normies
Have more respect for yourself statscunt. I don't know how you, as a self-proclaimed cricket autist, can browse that shit without getting an aneurysm. It LITERALLY makes me seethe to read most of those posts, especially when you see the >LE WITTY XDXD names of the fuckwits making the comments, and how obviously they are trying to create an e-persona for themselves.
Not sure if this is the right spot to post it (probably not) but Im going to anyway lol
Just re-downloaded BF4 after about 6-7 months of not playing. I'm on the exact same rig, but now I'm getting unbearable frame drops/stutters, whereas before I could run the game on ultra settings with a perfectly steady 60fps. **I am running on Windows 10 now, as opposed to Windows 7 before
Is this a known fixable issue or is it just something wrong on my end?
>>64437626
Not me tbqh
I do have a reddit account from 2011 or something, and I only ever posted in /r/Halo
>>64437661
Cleaned your case and components recently?
It's summer. The CPU or GPU could very well be overheating and throttling, which causes stutters.
Just done a massive shit lads
>>64437662
its this guy >>64434431
or this one pretending he doesnt browse leddit >>64434419
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1d5gv2/i_think_wa_has_a_serious_love_for_booing/
definitely one of the two WA guys
if it isn't gatekuck its Poodam, but I think Poodam is too underage for this account
>>64437692
Poodam's 21 or something
>>64437643
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64437692
>two
I know for a fact there's at least four regular posters from WA
https://www.reddit.com/user/Turknjaydee?count=50&after=t1_cxlbici
>all those Shaun Marsh comments
I genuinely think this might be Geoff Marsh Tbh
At least now I know who's the worthless piece of shit shilling Marsh
>>64437692
kek
KEK
Worst "Australia" on suicide watch
>AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC BTFO
>SHAUNS BACK BABY
>4 MORE YEARS
kys
>>64437692
Poodam supports Essendon, that's probably the Iggles guy
http://www.news.com.au/technology/home-entertainment/gaming/japanese-schoolgirl-simulator-lets-users-plot-stalk-murder-and-cover-their-tracks/news-story/4f53d5f84d8227596947c59e28c32637
>literally the top news story on Australia's #1 online news outlet, on Christmas day
>>64437718
Don't try and change the subject, Turknjaydee
>oh look, its another underrage /pol/ poster
>>64437725
>Yeah it makes me pretty upset to be from here. Its like we dont even know the rules of the game, just boo when things dont go our way.
LE SELF HATING WORST AUSFAILIAN
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>64437725
>(I was 80 feet to the right of this video)
This is the shit I'm talking about >>64437659
Who gives a shit where you were? You make a thread to discuss an event and instead try and use it to gain reddit-cred for literally being in the right place at the right time.
just got back from christmas lunch senpai, hows your guys christmas going
SOS = SAVE OUR SERIES
OH MAN HAHA OH GOD SO TRUE, ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT SHAUN MARSH IS UTTER CRAP!!??!?!?!?
SHAUN CAN BAT?
OH GOD
NOW WHO CAN I ABUSE FOR UPVOTES??
GOD Marsh
>>64437659
I wouldn't be living in Poo Peeland if I didn't have a certain level of masochism lad
The absolute WORST part of reddit is when someone makes a genuinely funny comment, and everyone jumps in to reply their own shitty derivative version of that comment, or if the comment is a pop culture reference, everyone starts quoting that movie or show just to let everyone know they're in on the joke.
Or you get a topic where a person will have a dissenting opinion, and it will get voted to the top because it has the "I'll probably get downboated for this, but...." and everyone nods their head and posts pretty much the exact same comment to show how revolutionary they are for going against the norm.
>>64437746
>and everyone jumps in to reply their own shitty derivative version of that comment
FUCKING
T - H - I - S
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64437740
he's "literally" been shilling Marsh on r/cricket for THREE YEARS
I genuinely think he might be mentally ill.
>>64437746
Kys daniel
>>64437725
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>steam sale
>spent previous newstart payment on Christmas gifts
>next payment supposed to go through Christmas Eve
>doesn't
>check today
>delayed to the 29th
but im missing the steam sale, centerlink
>>64437760
t. Turknjaydee
>>64437746
>"I'll see myself out." when making a shitty pun
i literally seethe
>Memelinga in the Big Meme was the best bowling of the year
utter kek
>>64437765
>>64437725
>>64437706
>>64437692
>>64437638
>>64437626
>its a scrubs reference name
wot a faggot
>>64437764
Suck shit cunt, my payment came through yesterday
Steam sales sucks dicks anyway
>B-b-but mcginnity sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>WHY DO THE SELECTORS DO THIS, LIST MANAGEMENT IS SO SIMPLE WHY DONT THEY JUST DO EVERYTHING I WANT THEM TO DO AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
well now we know who has been shilling Rod Marsh
Worst Australia is being utterly exposed as the cancer of /cric/
>krazycasual
>statscunt
>adam
>WABA
>gatecuck
>RC
Why are /cric/s worst posters all redditors?
>>64437780
But don't you see lad it happened at the almighty WACA
>>64437779
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! :)
>>64437765
Nope
This is my reddit account
https://www.reddit.com/user/Jam_Master_Joel
>EDDIE GOING HAM ON THE MCG DURING FINALS
>CARLTON FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64437780
The reason he chose that is because it was the only game of cricket he saw live that year, being the supreme summer of cricket casual that he is.
>>64437791
>statscunt
dont have reddit la'
only time i made one was to trigger krazykuck
What's Poodam's reddit account?
>>64437790
>Angry iggle
>Biggle
>WABA
>blanktrip
this is def a freshie. Poostern australia has always been the biggest cancer of /cric/
Statsmanlet on pooicide watch
>>64437802
I don't have a reddit lad
>taking t20 VERY seriously
>ABNSW
>back to shilling Marsh
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>64437804
angry igGOD was based as fuck
>>64437817
seriously it's weird just how much he fixates on Marsh of all the WA players
Statscuck and poodam on denialicide watch
>>64437815
Shut the fuck up Poodam. I wasn't asking you
NEETistic memespouter on forever ignored and starved of (You)s watch
Why is statspoo so easy to bait lads
this is the final proof
"Turknjaydee" IS Gatebro/WAguy
I have discussed this topic on /cric/ with him a number of times and he has posted this almost word for word
Gatebro on suicide watch
Is Saxon here?
>>64437854
kek
KEK
K E K
Who does /cric/ tip will win the first test - England or South Africa?
also recommend a good war movie to watch lads
>>64437865
His state parochialism is fucking extraordinary. Even in that post it is:
>LE BIG BAD MEAN NSW CAPTAIN BEING MEAN TO THE GOAT AUSTRALIAN PLAYERS :(
>>64437873
hi daniel
South Africa
generic but Enemy at the Gate or Independence Day. Both GOAT movies.
>>64437854
I have never made posts like that, I just call Hussey a traitor on /cric/
>>64437881
any ones set in the middle east pls
>>64437881
Worstern Australians literally SEETH at the thought of Big Strong, Muscular, Bronzed New South Wales RUNNING Australian Cricket.
>>64437886
Black Hawk Down
>>64437886
black hawk down
zero dark thirty (not really "war", more intelligence)
>>64437892
>>64437893
seen black hawk down, bretty good flick imo
i watched some of zero dark thirty but couldnt get through it, something about it felt so cliched and predictable
>>64437892
>>64437893
>Black Hawk Down
>Middle East
That self-hating Auscuck gets more and more legitimised by the second
>>64437896
not movie but homeland (first 2 seasons only)
i miss when aus/cric/ had tripfags, this new dawn of aus/cric/ being RUN by redditors is shit.
no wonder nz/cric/ is better than us now.
>>64437897
>Somalia
>not Middle-East
Hello Jamal
>>64437900
SEEN ALL THREE RECOMMENDATIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And I've seen The Hurt Locker too
>>64437904
t. gatecuck
>>64437897
Relax friend
Sand is sand. Haven't seen the movie in like 10 years.
>>64437907
If Mogadishu is in the Middle East then Australia is New Thailand
Thin Red Line is the patrician choice
>>64437904
nz/cric/ is ironically being kept on pooicide watch
it can NOT stay alive while daniel and i are wagecucking
>>64437910
literally Battle of Britain then
my all-time favourite movie
literally he only old movie I dont hate
>>64437910
Three Kings
>>64437920
Great movie but I wouldn't say it' a war movie. It has some battle scenes but it's mainly Countryside Scenery: The Film
>>64437919
He's right though. While it might not be located in the UN's definition of the 'Middle East', it is more geographically and culturally similar to that then East or North Africa..
>>64437854
Yo thats my reddit
Who tf is gatebro?
>>64437928
might watch this since it's actually set in the ME
Would like something a bit more serious Tbf
>>64437941
how was you Christmas?
>post an innocent thread on /tv/ asking for war movie recommendations
>thread turns to cuckposting
thanks /tv/
>>64437954
Men Who Stare at Goats
lads
>>>/tv/64071978
>>>/tv/64071978
>>>/tv/64071978
>>64437941
Yeh, nah, don't load it with bullshit and get all overly analytical on me. Borders are borders are borders. It's like saying Tasmania is apart of the mainland
>>64437959
Hardly more serious. Alright watch though
Anyone from the /gong/ here?
>>64437969
The 'middle east' doesn't have real borders you fucktard.
>>64437957
It was ok, just gave the kids some presents and played divegrass with them. Just retiring to my quarters for a few spliffs before I go out and party with the locals on the island tonight.
I still miss my girlfriend heaps though and been having a lot of regrets pass through my mind.
Daniel, the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven is GOAT
only watch the director's cut
>>64437980
>The 'middle east' doesn't have real borders you fucktard.
Dangerous logic pal
It's free reign to declare anything apart of the Middle East when it objectively isn't in that case if you can make a subjective argument for it. The definition as outlined by English and Russian sailors over a century ago rings true.
>>64437995
>The west defines it that way therefore it must be true!
And you're the one criticizing me for making a subjective argument? Idiot detected.
>>64437977
Yeah m8, we're meeting at harbour nets tomorrow if you wanna bring your pads.
>>64438007
It's where the term comes from you retard
>Russia
>the west
K E K
E
K
>>64438007
just dont respond to him
As someone who has actually lived in a couple of the shitholes, the locals don't recognise authority beyond individual villages, possibly certain valleys and such
but ofcourse he visited google maps so therefore he knows better
>>64438025
fuck pads, ill bring my bat. No pads though
>>64438031
Unlike you I've actually been to Somalia and other regions within 'the middle east'.
Throughout history the area has been a major slave trade port with the neighbouring Arab nations, and quite a chunk of the Saracen mamelukes were Somalian in origin.
But you know better I guess because you went to Kenya once.
>>64438007
For someone had a few joints you're awfully angry and have provided no valid claims for your contrarian veiwpoint. If you're saying you're argument is more valid than sea-faring surveyors who have claims widely accepted by all political hemispheres of the world then you're insane.
Oh, wait a minute, invent a story about how you learnt Arabic in 24 hours to convince a warlord not to marry his daughter's niece and to not seize an opium shipment. Then you'll convince me.
Merry Christmas
>>64437993
not daniel m8, its statselite
I'm in the mood for some ME movies desu, which is why I'm asking. Will give Kingdom of Heaven a watch sometime though
If anyone cares I've decided to watch Restrepo. Not exactly Middle East but w/e
>>64438060
Reality Cuck on aborted narrative watch
>deleted his account
fuck i missed this
>>64438065
>invent a story about how you learnt Arabic in 24 hours to convince a warlord not to marry his daughter's niece and to not seize an opium shipment
Watching les miserables lads
based RC
>>64438067
kys statscunt
>>64438086
PP poofter detected
statselite on king of nz/sp/ watch
>please give me a (You) mr big strong cultured statsautist
kek
>>64438100
Im going to respond to this by saying you couldn't be further from the truth.
YOU are the one on suicide watch and nobody cares if you go through with it.
>>64438065
Nice to see you're resorting to ad hominems. I'm not angry at all, just amused by your stupidity.
>accepted by all political hemispheres of the world
The irony is if that you speak to real Somalians, 60% of the time they would say they are Arab and not African.
GOATistic elitespouter on strong handsome and intelligent watch
>>64438122
Only seething poocunts fresh of the boat are afraid of giving out (You)'s.
I have many to give due to my long history of quality posts which i have received numerous reponses on /cric/ and many other communities here on /sp/.
Stay seething and afraid though
>>64438116
What works do you recommend to start off a belief in Satanism?
Massive fires are about to enter major regional towns which currently have tens of thousands of holiday makers.
Lorne, which has a summer population of 10-20k has just been told to evacuate now.Wind changed 30 mins ago and fire is going directly for Lorne.
Major towns have been told it is now too late to leave and they should take shelter as all roads have been cut by fire .
Live Tv:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
Live Radio from the area:
https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/local_melbourne/live?play=true
Lives maps
http://emergency.vic.gov.au/respond/#
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Lorne?src=hash
elitespouter BTFO'd that poopeelian so hard that he deleted the evidence.
Based
>>64438159
>unironically living in poopeelia
>>64438159
>LE WEATHER WARNINGS
>LE EVERYONE BE SAFE XD XD XD
Fucking fresh FB normie
>>64438158
Life experience.
>>64431402
>Not Happy Holly-days Edition
shit /grig/ get it together
>>64438159
>be australian
>escape bush fire with my family
>babies get eaten by dingos as i trek through the desert
>finally reach the outskirts of a city
>get beheaded by 15 year old muslim boy
I thought we would go one thread without my posts being relevant, but of course the lying faggot couldn't stay away.
Remember lads, the narrative is going the way of his imaginary child
>>64438211
I suppose you're talking about me in your typical passive aggressive manner.
>I don't want my posts to be relevant xD xD
>I am le part of an ominous club :^)
>>64438229
>triggered
Peeality cuck is talking to himself again lads
>>64438246
Indeed you are. Must suck you have nothing better to do on Christmas day than have a go at a top tier tripfriend.
>>64438274
you have nothing better to do on Christmas day than have a go at an anonymous poster. Whats worse? Shouldn't you be street racing or crying about you non-existent child?
>>64438292
As I said I helped out at an orphanage today and am going to a party very soon. Nice try but unlike you my life doesn't revolve around being part of some super secret club.
Seethality Shit on aborted narrative watch
>>64438305
No one is as dedicated as you to post everyday with a trip and a 'personality'. Its like your life revolves this super secret club r...right?
Just done a massive shit lads
>>64438344
Nice bro
Just been warming up to go do my set now at the party, see you around.
Oh and here is some Christmas edition karaoke for all you anons.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07wogH6efIa
post whatever porn you're watching lads
anon-v.com/videos/
74318/perfect-cam-girl-masturbating/
>>64438493
>Watching porn on Christmas
Degenerate
>tfw wife's son didn't like the present I got him for Christmas
>>64438530
Shut up faggot.
>the christmas day cricket match is Afghanistan vs Zimbabwe
kek
Got a $50 Dan Murphy's gift card lads
Really really tired of seeing the ugly mug of this girl in the OP, what a cuntface.
>>64438575
Fuck you asshole
>>64438641
threadcounter on suicide watch
Ellyse on beautiful and elegant watch
>>64438658
She literally married a filthy shitskin. Holly is pure
>>64438116
Reality Christ confirmed to have NEVER EVER used an Ad Hom on 4chan.
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>>64438680
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone, statscunt posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little /cric/ meme up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh will smith isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your KFC onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a pakipaddle sport. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic /cric/ fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP”.
You became a parody of your own self, statscunt. And that’s all you are. A sad little thread laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>64438707
That was AMS you dumbfuck
Btw Restrepo was a solid watch lads, pretty feelsy though
More like Kusal Pingera
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/kusal-perera-faces-ban-sri-lanka-cricket/2015-12-25
>>64438707
kek, will repost
alright lads, I've compiled a list of the current Australian """poosonalities""" of /cric/
>Gatebro
A beta who became famous for being kucked by a gate, Gatebro is obsessed with Worst Australia's domestic cricketers and unironically believes Voges to be the best middle order batsman in the world and a better spinner than Nathan Lyon. He can be found shilling for the inclusion of Bancroft, Coulter-Nile or the Marshs in the Australian team
>Poodam
Poodam is a babyfaced expat from England who worships /mu/core trash like Sonic Youth and is a devoted fan of Essendope. Poodam was born into wealth and attended a posh all-boys school in Perth where he learnt to love cock and is behind all anti-working class posts and all attempts to shill "based Tone" on /cric/
>Saxon
Saxon is an underages /pol/tard with few friends who is such a fan of the "epic and funny 4chan culture" that he shares it all over his normiebook. He is credited with pioneering the "execute all Muslims" meme and will wittily refer to any Indian poster as "pajeet" and tell them to poo in the loo
>Redditgoose
Rose to fame during the Ashes with his obsession with Hazlewood and irrational hatred of the banana under the moniker "NotGoose". He was later exposed as the redditor KrazyKrejza by his fellow redditor Statsautist and can be found Mattposting about the potential shown by Hazleshit and Worst Marsh on /cric/ and r/cricket/
>Reality Check
A Kucktorian NEET who spends his Centrelink check funding a Malaysian proxy to add """validity""" to his fictional life as a multi-million satanist who works in advertising
>Thread Counter
A summer of cricket casual who only appears when Australia are playing. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannot handle not being the OP of each /cric/ thread. If his precious thread counter is disrupted, he is known to spam the current thread with gore, while talking to himself in another, ""comfier"" thread in a desperate attempt to make people migrate over to him. 1/2
>Mackay Lad
A sad beta from Mackay who begs prosititutes to watch movies with him and teach him to interact with women
>Matt
>Convict
>Zerogoose
All extensively documented elsewhere
>Josh Reynolds
Any post made referring to Josh Reynolds has been made by Josh Reynolds, and if it is unacknowledged "based joshy" will dump his pathetically limited trap folder in a desperate attempt to gather (You)s
>>64438877
>no TurknJaydee
Its Boxing day lads
>melbourne weather
>>64439277
Its fucking hot lad
>>64438599
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64439132
cricket today
'it's fucking hot lads' is definitely the most practical meme of 2015
>>64439686
Literally three games on, I can't wait
You now remember:
>Michael Beer
>Xavier Doherty
>Jason Krejza
>Bryce McGain (kek)
>Nathan Hauritz
>Steve Smith 1.0
>Cameron White
>Beau Casson
>Nathan Lyon 1.0
>Ashton Agar
>>64438877
>Reality check
>Malaysian
>>64438720
>That was AMS
KEK statscunt on damage control watch
I was literally asleep when this happened.
Zhaun Darsh BTFO
walkgod on nobel prize watch
Garold reporting in. It's hot lads.
walkbased on nobel prize watch
walkgod on nobel prize watch
walkgod on nobel prize watch
Afghanistan 131 (38.5 ov)
Zimbabwe 82 (30.5 ov)
Afghanistan won by 49 runs
L A D S
A
D
S
>Ausfalians
Nuke when?
Enjoy your Boxing Day cricket lads!
walkgod on nobel prize watch
Ready to watch some Boxing Day cricket. Woke up to have some ""Scrambled Eggs""" and """Tea"""
>>64442197
kys daniel
>>64442223
I already """Know my stuff"""
zambla on suicide watch
poopeelia Ltd.
morning lads
statscuck Ltd. on pooicide watch
Should Mohammed Amir be back in the team /cric/?
Team for today
McCullum
Guptill
Latham
Taylor
Nicholls
Santner
Ronchi
Bracewell
Milne
Henry
McClenaghan
Bane rested
Lmao baka dat sri lankan anthem dooe
Poo Peelians are literally poorious at not having a ground as comfy as Hagley GOATval tbqh
>Boxing day
>ODI match is played
Nice """"tradition""""
>Dilshan is still playing
Come on griget
It's fucking pouring lads
>Boxing day
>rain is played
Nice """"tradition""""
Who here is ready to see South Africa and Dale Steyn get BTFO tomorrow?
>>64443494
>tomorrow
merry boxmas day lads
Happy Proclamation day
>>64443494
>Woakes
good luck la, bit bummed not to see Footitt.
Some of his highlights are pretty good Tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftCCon0Ccqc
>that 4th wicket
Too early to start thinking about lunch lads?
fuck off warne you fraud manchild conman
>>64443629
>tfw based xmas leftovers for lunch
Already had a ham and cheese sandwich with truffle mayo for breakfast, gonna have some turkey for lunch
>LE MILNE IS LE DERNBACH TIER XDXDXD
Does krazykuckold ever get tired of being proven wrong?
Shit lanka on pooicide watch
H E N R Y
E
N
R
Y
Reminder that GOAT Zealand wickets "literally" are now bouncier and faster than Poo Peelian roads.
god damnit i'm not going to get to see >us bat for long
Is Henry, dare I say it, the new Bond?
Boxing Day is dead lads. I'm literally watching the NBA and the Sydney to Hobart over this "Test" "Match".
>>64443975
>12 degrees
KEK, nice "summer" you got there
Henree on GOATicide watch
Henry > Lilee > Mcgrath > Starc
tbqh
Shit lanka Ltd.
t dilmah
What's the broadcast going to do until the rain fucks off? Are they going to employ the lads to engage in on air banter while reminiscing of the old times? Or will they show an old Western movie until it's time to go on air?
Literally why the FUCK aren't we having Pakistan for tests.
Would be far better to watch than this shit
>One Kiwi in here talking to himself: The Thread
let's commence this excrement
>Shitty Lanklets
Reminder that Glenn Maxwell could literally walk into the New Zealand test XI
Why is poopeelia so rainy lads? Must be a depressing place desu
>>64444114
>ahead of Santaman
doubt it la'
>>64444114
Max Glenwell
>>64444084
Well no shit the main posters are likely at the game.
>mcglenashit
Haha time for pies
>wake up
>shit lanka 30/5
Reminder that Max Glenwell could literally walk into the New Zealand test XI
>>64443567
I'm pretty pissed about this desu, apparently he's been bowling 140+ recently too
What the fuck has Woakes got?
>>64444114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVCIvJdVcgg
Reminder that /nrl/ literally runs this "community"
>1 indian in the world xi
>ashwin
>12th man
lolkek
>>64444144
>le fug le mcglenashit
/nrl/
You can't spell /cric/ without /nrl/
>>64444203
more like ashlose
>tfw Reality Check is literally raising my child in absentia
Reminder I am going to claim the 4get for based /nrl/
>A FUCKING ODI
>>64444266
Good
LADS
A
D
S
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
statscunt on suicide watch
Reality Christ on Nobel prize watch
/nrl/ on king of au/sp/ watch
>Le inspirational music
>kane in the commentary
he's so autismo
is today the day when big bash unironically exceeded test cricket?
>>64444589
Stream?
Friendly reminder that the six and out rule in backyard cricket is a product of marxist scum used to kill the incentives of achieving
>>64444620
I dunno I'm watching on FS3 mate
>>64444183
le line and length meme
The fact that he averages 25 in domestic cricket sums up everything bad about the county scene
>LE BIWL LAWRY ONLY DOES BOXING DAY DEZT LE PIGEONS
Goosey, are you here m8?
What's your steam username so I can add you as a friend?
Is Kane autistic?
I'm at the MCG and the covers are going on lads
>>64444750
yes
>>64444750
Pretty much the only reason why I'm tipping him to reach a triple before Root, Smith or Kohli is because he's autistic enough to bat for that long
>This Kiwi commentary 'bantz'
What would you call a deer with a bad eye?
A BAD IDEA
>>64444818
Yeah he'll never lose his calm and go into his shell or start walloping.
not sure he's ideal for t20 tbqh
Why's Bane not playing?
>Steam's shit the bed
>AUS - WIN delayed for rain
>stuck watching this shit show of a match
>>64444861
m-merry christmas.
>>64444834
Kane is pretty much full autism, makes it tough to banter with him. Mark Richardson is top tier banter if he has someone whos playing along
>>64444855
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMCs-rmFbd0
>>64444861
he's saving his statpadding for the Poo Peelians
>>64444861
Hurt his knee last test. Couldn't run well in his last innings.
Could probably play, but they're not going to risk it.
i miss that old australian team, we were so much better
>>64444913
t. Chappelli
>>64444913
>we
Which player were you?
BASED SRI LANKAN MIDGET
Why didn't Smoth let Voges score a century?
last ball of the day can you believe that
>>64444988
Triple...
How does it feel to know that NZ cricket peaked at this years world cup, and that the pool match vs Ausfailia and the semi final are better than anything else that will ever happen in cricket here?
>>64444988
Because he's a fucking awful captain
Reminder he denied Cummins his maiden first class century in a meaningless warmup game
>>64445009
>you will never relive last summer ever again
apart from the final that Black Caps run was literally flawless
I think I still have time to get some KFC before the game starts
>>64445012
>Game is meaningless
>Somehow the century has some worth
Really getting desperate here
>smellbourne "weather"
>>64445045
get the tower stacker la and some popcorn chicken
Unbiased opinion here lads, Melbourne CBD has the hottest women walking around out of any city
Australia will win by an innings and XXX runs where XXX is the last 3 digits of my post
>>64445061
>Unbiased opinion here lads
You were literally born, raised and spent most if not all of your life in and around Melbourne.
You are not "unbiased".
Know your state
Why is Melbourne the worst the capital city in Australia and Victoria the worst cricketing state in Aus?
And why are Cucktorians so delusional to the contrary.
>>64445077
that's believable
>>64445048
seeeeeeeeeeeeething casual detected
it's not about results when the game is already drawn you moron, it's about morale
Meme Shit "literally" threw a bitchfit when Lyon bowled to the plan and took a wicket
>>64445022
Never forget that NZ and Australia both lost only one game to each other and NZ had a better net run rate
NZ world champions 2015
Burns should have been dropped instead of smarsh
>>64445077
believable desu la
three digits will be Bushman Koala's runs
>>64445095
>meaningless game
>having any effect on morale
Do you operate this way in the real world?
PCuck gaymers on pooicide watch
>>64445104
That literally does not matter, the only thing that matters is who won the final match.
NZ did not
Australia did.
So therefore
Australia>NZ
>>64445104
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64445107
LE FUGG LE DJO PERNS
>P-P-P-PLEASE N-NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
>>64445123
>home advantage doesnt matter
KEK, I bet you were the one who made up your own rules when you got out in backyard cricket.
>>64445146
kek
>>64445104
>NZ needed an extra game to AUS to do this
>they still lost overall
Stay mad.
>>64445138
He is objectively a shit opener. Back to reddit.
>>64445146
Embarrassing
Why do we always have to feel validated by foreigners watching our sports?
>>64445147
salty as fuck desu
Aus won m8, NZ didn't suck it up already m8
>>64445147
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
Boxing day now lads.
Reminder /cric/
>both Kane and McMeme were umpballed in Brisbane, thus costing New Zealand the draw
>Khawaja and Warner were umpballed on their way to hundreds in Perth
>The worst DRS umpball in history gave Australia the third test
Poo Peelia literally CANNOT beat >us in real cricket without umpball and with competent umpiring we LITERALLY would have won 1-0. This is an objective fact.
>>64445160
>this flag
>this post
pic related
>>64445167
Sure, but if you're willing to discount home advantage you have exposed your seething casualness.
>>64445217
KEK
You CANNOT make this shit up.
>>64445217
>NZ being this delirious
Go home, you are drunk
>>64445223
someone post the Mohinder and Chen pic pls
>moral victory
>Leaving the house for 'boxing day sales' when they are all available online
kek
KEK
Just got Just Cause 3 for $59
>>64445225
If NZ were a good enough team they would have won regardless of the home advantage.
They weren't good enough and lost to a better side in the only match that matters
>>64445123
>the better team doesn't matter, the team that won one particular game arbitrarily decides the "champion"
dat ausfailian delusion
Daily reminder that all west australians are literally redditors
>>64445276
If Australia were a good enough team they would have won regardless of the home advantage.
>>64445160
NZ would've had better runrate regardless of the rained out australia game
>>64445300
he actually deleted his account kek
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>>64445285
Don't waste your (You)s on him lad
183 > 151
>>64445285
>the team that won one particular game arbitrarily decides the "champion"
It L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y does.
Get over it, >you lost.
Maybe you should switch to rugby if your inferiority complex causes you to sperg whenever >your team loses to Australia, because unfortunately it happens a lot in cricket.
>>64445265
>Falling for the open world meme
They're sparse as fuck games, 95% of the territory is filler.
>muh past world cups
kek, can't really blame Poo Peelians Tbh. If my team went through wat happened in Trent Bridge I'd try to block out the present too
>>64445346
I just want to blow shit up, if it's just a HD remake of Just Cause 2 I'll be happy
>>64445285
>arbitrarily
This is the go-to word for the emotionally butthurt to hide under the guise of "logic"
>>64445362
>I just want to blow shit up
#illridewithyou
>>64445362
You won't be let down then
>>64445356
>you will NEVER be this assblasted
it's a good feel
>Dr Aunite Joy Whatamurphy
kek
KEK
>>64445342
who's sperging out, its a simple statement of fact. If all the top teams on earth get together for the world championship, then the best team at that tournament have proven themselves to be top of the world.
Congratulations New Zealand, 2015 world champions
This great nation of
> ours
get it over with bitch
Fuck off boong cunt. I don't want your leaves or care for your ancestors
make a new fucking thread already
I like the Windies national anthem desu la
>tfw the Australian Anthem is shit
>>64445406
If I had wheels I'd be a wagon.
Australia, 2015 World Cup Champions
>>64445406
You m8 are salty as fuck
Australia won, NZ didn't. End of discussion
jason holder is a fucking giant
>>64445406
For your sake I hope you are being ironic and just "havin a laff", because this is utterly pathetic otherwise.
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