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All in on Linlithgow Rose sub-edition
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LAY LVG HE WON'T BE SACKED
1st for virgin click
Reminder that Utah State -6.5 and Temple -2 are the plays today.
Reminder I'm due to get BTFO too
Reminder
>>64402889
Bovada has -7 @1.83, took that and the special teams/defense prop.
>>64402889
think o50 is the play in the temple toledo game
Just put a curse on Trouville sub sub edition
>>64402889
Any basketball?
>>64402899
Both teams are actually decent defensively, so I'm not touching it, but if I had to I'd take the unders.
>>64402904
Let me check. Just woke up
Cancelling Christmas after the way today has gone tbqhwy
>you will never be an indoor soccer JUDGE
>>64402904
youd have to be a madman to take his basketball tips
>>64402889
would you take -7.5 and -2.5
w i n d f o
>>64402904
>prestaking hoop
Loads of college basketball tonight. Any of you lids have any good tips?
>>64402960
I'd buy a half a point on the -7.5. -2.5 should be fine
>>64402981
>>64402904
On Auburn +4 here in ten minutes, but not terribly confident on it. Just going small
>>64402856
Solid Wick team desu. Not missing as many players as expected
https://twitter.com/lucas1official/status/679372733004832768
>prestaking
>>64403035
So he got on at 2.4 and now it's 2.75, how the fuck can he cash out for more?
>>64403027
Any + or dnb would have been nice. Even with F A T I T G U E think there's no longer a bet anymore. Although hearing rumours the bus had hardly any leg room and Sean in nets is really tired.
>>64403067
Where is it 2.75? Superlenny?
>>64402985
wouldn't it be better to buy a whole point so utah st only needs a TD to win instead of pushing?
>>64403027
All. In.
>>64403085
I mean you can, but I doubt the price would be worth it
>>64403092
Andy Robson Tips @AndyRobsonTips 37 secs38 seconds ago
BET 1:
Over 0.5 first half goals in the Linlithgow v Wick match when odds hit 1.30.
Match is in the Scottish Cup and about to KO!
Too many birds these days
>>64403084
>>64403082
Had a mare, thought he was saying it was 2.75 now (had to convert from meme fractions)
Taking everything desu. It all wins.
>>64403035
Who is this guy?
>>64402889
I'm on Utah State but I took Toledo +3. Sagarin rankings actually have them as a slight (0.38 to 0.12) favorite in a neutral stadium with a very similar strength of schedule (within 10 places o eachother). Temple has lost to 2 top 30 teams (one of them being top 10 though) while Toledo beat 1 top 3 team. My other elo resources pretty much agree it's as close to a coin flip as you're going to get so I'll take the plus. Toledo being solid for me all year does factor in too though.
I always dislike going against >Ameribets on college football but I I'm about 50% when I do anway
on +1 large
>>64403137
Don't know, looks like a muggy cunt who needs his chin testing desu.
>>64403144
Toledo beat a top 30* team
>>64403085
>wouldn't it be better to buy a whole point so utah st only needs a TD to win instead of pushing?
you would probably lower the payout to the point that the bet was actually -EV if you did.
DAC
Excellent, now I can reback
Head's gone
1111111111111111111111111
Today bb
Atenas - Tabare: Atenas SW or small minus. Tabare has lost every single match and is looking like they will lose all the rest. Atenas despite being the second worst team is still with hopes of escaping relegation, and in good form after winning the derby against Aguada
Larre - Bigua: Bigua is crashing with no survivors but they shouldn't lose by a lot, I think match is close and +13.5 on them will suffice. They may even win so don't get on Larre minus (minuses are almost never value in this league due to the way bookies price and underdogs fucking shit up)
Olimpia - Urunday: Olimpia won't play at home due to a sanction. Both teams have the top ppg foreigners, their shooting guards. This means that the match can really go either way depending on who's on good form. Even though Olimpia has a good streak, I see Urunday as the favorite, and if they get ahead they can btfo Olimpia. If for some chance of destiny there's a +8.5 for Urunday I think it's good. Same as +15.5 for Olimpia. Though both are unlikely, or happening very late in which case they won't be value. Also I think the match will be closer than that, but I always expect big pluses to be safe instead of small ones (like yesterday) to end up sweating. Even though lower pluses are value I preffer to be more certain of winning. Rambling so much about the match with the least value shaking my head
Aguada - Bohemios: Due to the way both teams play a +10.5 on any of them is good, as it'll be close, I don't see more than 12-13 points of difference. If you see said handi wait for it to increase, and when it starts to bounce back jump on it.
Starts in 4 and half
hahahahahaha
>trusting virgins with my money
Love it when everyone gets on a secret bet then it loses.
Just counted up and if Linlithgow don't win I'm down 5.2k today.
Rebacked HUGE
Walking the dog
>>64403196
>secret bet
Wut?
>>64403196
>in the OP
>secret
pick 1 lad
>>64403216
This scottish cup game. I mean I know what the bet is, but it was only pseudo-tipped.
>>64403147
huuuuup
Pretty happy we've conceded. Wick WILL tire late on. Just means I'll win more later in the game.
This cant go on
>>64403196
>secret
It is LITERALLY the OP.
Cant stop re-backing
>>64403104
>>64403172
it changes from -110 to -125, doesn't seem that big change to me while only needing a one TD differential is huge
Just topped up again
Top me up me mama. Top me mama. Top up when we concede first.
Fucking little pisstakers couldn't do this in the first game could they?
Are you lads getting on SW or -1?
>>64403256
rebacking +1.25 med
Crying. Can't win a bet. Done the year's profit so far this month. All that hard work. Down the. Drain.
>muh odds movement
>muh distance
People are just memeing aren't they? Nobody is actually on Linlithgow are they?
>>64403085
>>64403172
Bovada doesn't let you buy a whole point on that game but even if you buy a half point you've shifted the odds such that Utah State has to have at least a 72% chance of winning by 7 or more in order for the bet to be +EV. A $10 dollar bet in that case would be worth $10.16 in the long run.
Tears. Wick flew over earlier today you mongo's, they're as fresh as a daisy and eying up that juicy match v Forfar.
In too deep tbqh nothing to do but keep topping up
>>64403271
>Aftertiming
zzz
Anything above evens was value. Just because it's losing doesn't make it a bad bet/meme.
>>64403226
>pseudo-tipped
You're making big sense there pal. It has been discussed quite clearly in the thread. Do you want Euan to wipe your arse for you too as well as spoonfeed every tip?
>>64403301
>aftertiming
It's 14 minutes in and I was asking a question you dull little fuck
>tfw missed this bet
on -1 from now though, they'll have a comeback right
>>64403316
Funny you ask it after we've conceded you scruffy meff.
Going in for another nibble
>>64403335
>we've
You playing today mate?
why is this tipped? rball is pretty even
>>64403246
>>64403274
I'm just giving you the numbers m8, use them as you will. I'm on at -7 -115 and that's a +2% better in terms of the chance of the event happening. Doesn't sound like much but as a sports bettor you live and die in a margin of about 4%. Use the info as you will lad.
>>64403360
Euan is shitposting as anon to get a better price on the +. He is known for doing this.
>>64403144
>Toledo beat an Arkansas that lost to Tech and A&M
All of yesterdays winnings on Temple tbqh. Saw enough in the Notre Dame game to believe they won't let Toledo run all over them.
>>64403349
pmsl
dafc
>>64403358
Listen buddy, I know the Lithlithgow team like the back of my hand, watch them week in/week out. And yeah I did have trials there as a kid, problem?
>Imagine not being on the minus
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
L I N L I T H G O W R O S E
>>64403374
I'm only on Toledo small and may very well end up reversing my position in play, I just thought that +3 offered value.
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>imagine not being able to suck your own dick
-ev tbqh
>>64403389
>aftertiming
thought you were above that desu mate, lost respect
Greece BTFO lmfao HUP
>>64403412
Do people now have to announce every time they take someone elses tip?
>Deleting post
>>64403412
>Wanting me to tip a tip that was already tipped.
Plus I staked about 2 minutes before they scored.
>>64403412
He always aftertimes, worst for it.
>>64403399
From what I've seen over the years, teams with coaches leaving for other jobs typically don't do well in bowl games
>bovada will never offer in-play on the games that /bet/ is on
LAND
RED GOING TO BE UP BRAINS LMAO
IMAGINE getting a red whilst I was rebacking. Not sure how to feel about it now
>>64403428
Would have been nice to see you mention you were on before that's all. I consider you quite the judge and would have helped me make a decision.
WICK LOSING THEIR MINDS
Big central midfielder just pulled out a 2x4 and hit the ref. Shouting some nonsense about his wife leaving him PMSL
Wick are going to be so TIRED. Chasing the game with only TEN men. Doing so after being sat on a rusty bus with no leg room for well over FIVE hours. IMAGINE being on the +. I'm laughing at the thought.
>He didnt PEPPER all the -s before the goal
P M S L
>>64403451
>Me
>Judging British football
Nah mate. Probably the competitions I lose the most on.
>>64403374
>>64403399
to add to that my use of sagarin rankings are at about 62% correct for ncaaf but on the other hand my algorithm would actually spit out a DNB for this game, if only marginally. Bowl games are more tightly priced as well though, the algorithm hasn't been through a bowl season yet
WICK ACADEMY HEAD HAS GONE
PMSL just spoke to a mate at the game. The red card was because their left back was SO TIRED, he took a quick nap, problem is he was SLEEPTALKING. He only went and told the REF to "eff of" in his SLEEP. Ref had no option. Unbelievable scenes.
>>64402889
>>64403365
>>64403144
Akron is going to win... You're on the wrong side of the line. Abandon ship or Abandon all hope
Do we dare on a cheeky LR HT result?
>not actually all in on Linlithgow
>>64403485
I love this gimmick desu. Honestly makes me laugh every time.
Just been catching up with the /bet/ ! seen a bit of banter from the lads interesting
>>64403481
Curious about betting algorithms, I have a few friends studying probability. What can you consider meaningful data? And what distributions do you use?
WICK asking for a 'timeout'. Think they've got the wrong sport. Heads are well and truly GONE. BIG NO.9 GARY WEIR just lying in the penalty area. pmsl laughing
>>64403486
Akron winning is a possibility, but it would be a statistical anomaly considering they've beaten 0 (zero) teams with a winning record this year
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DOING LAPS AROUND THE FLAT CELEBRATING
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4 Linlthgow players fast asleep.
>>64403502
>actually bottled getting on this
S U M S
U
M
S
The Wick players are FUMING. It's well past their bed time. They are so CRANKY.
rebacking every goal LARGE
>tfw responsible for at least a third of Linlithgow posts but don't have a penny on.
>>64403545
M A R E
A
R
E
>>64403545
>Linlthgow players
Wick player posting from the bench detected. IMAGINE being so tired and F A T I G U E D you can't even get the team right
Imagine not being on up so much
Ref thinking about calling it off lads, GARY WEIR just got out his inflatable bed. Set it up just outside the penalty area. TIRED
>>64403562
Im not on either. Can never tell if people are being serious when they shitpost this intensely.
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INSANE MONEY
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>>64403592
I think Euan is on but pretty sure it's only 2 or 3 people on pmsl.
Conso @conanm123 2 mins2 minutes ago
Whoever is on Linlithgow go collect ur winnings !!! Wick players have given up here ... goalie is asking for a pillow and a blanket !!!
>>64403517
>Curious about betting algorithms, I have a few friends studying probability. What can you consider meaningful data? And what distributions do you use?
I honestly just track how various elo systems perform against the spread. when x elo system says the spread should be -Z for the home team and it's actually less than that, by how much, is it different when it predicts a +/- for a home team vs an away team? what numbers do you do then? that kind of thing.
I doubled in physics and math so I want to get a LOT more sophisticated by I also have a big boy job and travel full time for work so it's tough. Just enterimg the data is at least 90 minutes a week. And that doesnt count evaluating results/writing and implementing better code (those twords being the hard part). Being 28 sucks.
need 2 more Linlithgow goals like A I R
>>64403612
I'm this >>64403027 guy. I'm on and I should have probably made it clearer that it was still a bet. Just annoyed I didn't get more on desu
No excuse not to be up 4 figures from this. None.
bubblegum babbies zzzzzzzz
>>64403666
Was wondering how long it would take for you to post that
Just told the kids we're having M&S turkey this year, they're gathered round the fireplace singing christmas carols.
>>64403666
>he didn't max stake 3 times on Pinny
>>64403674
muh teamsheet bet that's only winning because of a red card zzzz sending me to sleep with the wick players
-1AH?
Will pay a yuro to set up a 365 for me, make me an offer I can't refuse
>>64403517
>Curious about betting algorithms, I have a few friends studying probability. What can you consider meaningful data? And what distributions do you use?
Also, DVOA is really good for the NFL but it's proprietary and complicated, difficult as hell to even derive what they use which is hard enough with simple Elo systems.
Main stream specials do exist though they're usually tied to injury. For example the Seahawks were -11 against the Ravens with Pickles Clausen starting at QB. But the thing was, when you plugged in DVOA of mostly Flacco games and 1 Matt Schaub game the Seahawks were only -8.5 point favorites by my model (which is usually annoyingly close to vegas lines). Meaning the Market was essentially pricing a step down from Flacco to Clausen as only a 3-4 point difference. IN what UNIVERSE is Clausen only 4 points per game worse than Flacco? No universe. Not to mention the fact that the Hawks were red hot coming off a Steelers win and had blanked Clausen earlier in the season. I shilled that one to high heaven but I don't trip so meh.
>>64403710
500 for a losing one lad
>>64403710
are the euros still accepting refugees? could I slip in with the syrians?
>>64403697
>thinking its just a teamsheet bet
>can't research himself
zzzzz
Sums. Absolute sums.
>>64403710
will also accept 500 for a losing one
down £2k overall, even after making £500 from this match
>>64403740
Alright chill out mate, anyone would think this is your first ever winning bet.
HELLO WHATS THE BET
>>64403761
Honestly lad, where are you from? Would love to fight you.
>>64403766
Utah state handis, 8 bings left.
>>64403770
Are you the lad from Surrey?
>>64403816
Nope, Southend mate. Come down for a scrap, if you beat me fair enough. We'll have a pint afterwards.
Luxton aftertiming again.
>>64403848
I actually have a mate in Southend. Wonder if it's you.
>>64403848
Going to the derby on boxing day lid?
>>64403886
I'm a Leyton Orient fan lid.
Is this the future of betting?
>cryptic tips
>aftertiming
>fabricating the truth
>gloating
>revelling in others misfortune
Stop this world - I want to get off
>>64403900
Tempted to start going to the O's next season as it's my local club now and tickets are pretty cheap.
>the banter chants at guys watching the game from their flats behind the corner flags
Terrific stuff
>>64403910
You seem salty lid?
just realized ive left my new star wars battlefront game at the till in asda
TEARS
>>64403930
Yea, get yourself down their lid. We'll meet up for a pint pre game. Have a burger (voted the worst in England).. Test some cunts chins if need be. Rite laff tbqh
>>64403910
zzz
wah wah go go ga ga. Sick of spoonfeeding limp wristed, leftie student cunts like you.
>All this blue
4444444444444444
>didn't reback
Who's up for one more reback then lads?
No excuses to not be up four, pushing five figures on this game. Looking like it's going to a be a world christmas now lids
>>64404050
I took it
up so much from this game
>>64404064
>>64404050
Aye I'm with ya. -0.75
Fatigue should be kicking in HARD
Akron SURREAL
>>64404093
2nd red lmao
>>64402928
>>64402856
reminder that following any tips other than metaKnight tips is -ev
RED CARD
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>wick trying to get men sent off so it can be abandoned
Havent been up so much for quite some time
>>64404093
I got on -1.25 and -1 for above evens btw
>And lucky to still have 10 as cld easily had another couple off! This is the best we have played this season. Exposing their full backs at every opportunity.
Was in the process of posting this before actually rebacking myself
Wick's heads gone.
Difference between a brit and an American tip.
AMERICAN: >>64402889
Wick players truly out of control here. Davie Allan just gave the ref a PEDIGREE. Wouldn't be surprised if they get this CALLED OFF. Well and truly LOST their HEADS. Absolute farce.
>>64404137
thanks for this Euan, btw
>this Christmas capcha
up insane.
>>64404145
kek, here's your (You)
BRIT: >>64402856
>>64404145
>football games are 4 and half minutes long
Anyone missed this ?
Bet of the day desu
>>64404145
Your point is? Wick scored first too you clown.
Euan so lucky. No edge to the bet, if Wick players kept their cool it would be a close game. What was his info anyway? M-muh journey, worse than Mackers ffs.
>>64404169
Nah they're usually 11 mins long with 4 hours of hotdog breaks.
Would love to test your Chinchinnati, cunt.
Wick 9 men. Second booking for blatant dive in box !!!!
It wasn't a dive he was just SO tired.
>>64404145
Was hoping for at least a seething little slug desu
>>64404185
pmsl
Great punt for Utah State. Hope you lads are ready for a pick 6 :)
>>64404190
>implying a weak wristed could handle a 6'2" 200 pound slav
you saw me coming down an alley you'd be going the other way m8
>>64404185
>claims it was no edge
>what was the info
Tears desu. I found the info in the same place as I found this >>64404136 if you want to go find it yourself
>>64404218
Hard to get a pick 6 when they run the ball every play ;)
Dizzy at the amounts I'm up here.
>>64404232
>slav
MUH ERRYTIJ
-1 @ 2 was a gift
>>64404235
>Long journey
Nothing else to it.
>>64404240
That's ok. Utah State is blending in with the field because of their uniforms. Akron is going to get cheeky and try a long pass right into the hands of a camouflaged defender. Tears if you aren't on the field color fix.
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LOVING EVERY LAUGH
ok, one more reback?
Wick players YAWNING. They just want to get this over and done with and go HOME already.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
pseudos out in force tonight
if you're up from this game you're a bad gambler
value was on the +
>>64404264
Sure. Ok.
>>64404293
This. Lucky red cards, lucky mugs. I'm sure their winnings will be gone by the new year though.
>>64404293
Love this gimmick tbf
>>64404293
lmfao
>>64404293
MARK???
cant stop rebacking
>>64404319
Hey Euan. I have the scores to the three Israeli slags games today, as a bit of fun guess them. No checking either ;)
> 1) Bnot Sakhnin v Maccabi Kishronot
> 2) Academy v Tivka
> 3) Beer Sheva v Kiryat Gat
One more goal from the Rose for equations tbqhwy
>>64404360
0-0
0-0
0-1
>>64404348
neither desu, unhealthy amounts
Need 1 more goal or I'm down from the game. Been pretty much martingaling since the red. Disgusted with myself but stopping when they score the next goal, will be up stupidly big sums, most profitable game of all time.
1 more pls.
5-2
REBACKERS BTFO
>everyone missing the tasty -handis on Macclesfield
Anyone on the college hoops tonight?
>>64404360
1-8
2-4
0-11
Would have taken minus in any game
one more pls
>>64404411
0-6
1-0
0-20
Think Academy won 1-0 could have lost though.
>>64404375
same situation
sweating so hard
>>64404411
Just checked. Feel unbelievably ill that they werent carried.
Anyone else flip their position on this akron game?
Going to be down on the game now zzz
>>64404427
>Academy beating HPT
I dont believe it. Source on that one?
>>64404434
from recent games, they have low scoring first quarters barring the game vs boise state
no idea why they can't get a first down though
if they don't get anything running by mid quarter, i'll personally just lump on akron ml
>>64404431
desu the academy mixup would probably stop me going too far up from the games, I would've gone large at 1-0
Even for the day because I level staked with College handegg shite. Kill me.
There are people in this thread not on the virgins fix UTTER
Coral have voided the Linlthgow game... WHAT
>>64404506
what is THE virgin click fix of the day?
I saw the funniest bet365 trap the other day on dota, did anyone fall into it?
>>64404533
Yellow Submarine about to put money in my pocket lid
>>64404533
YES
cheeky gift wrap captcha PMSL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35158436
>Women in charge of fixing
>>64404549
shame we couldn't reback after house problems desu
DAFC
>>64404557
>$9
Up silly
>>64404557
>An Australian cricketer has received a two-year suspended sentence for bets totalling Aus $9 (£4.36) during the 2015 Cricket World Cup.
>Ruining your career over the equivalent of 2 quality hamburgers
>>64404557
>penny punting slags
>>64404498
Pretty sure that us 1-0 HPT famalam. Hebrew is right to left. Would have been down if they were on a -1.5. Might have squeezed a -1 based on last season still. Rest would have certainly covered whatever line they got. Praying Thursdays game is carried. Probably last potential misprice after they chose to shit it on these games.
>>64404586
Top post
these offenses are shit and this game is shit
>>64404549
which tournament was it? marsTV?
>>64404593
Yeah reckon you're right, will find out for sure tomorrow morning anyway
>>64404626
Hitbox Elite Cup
Utah getting refballed
Whatever happened to
>muh laying
Does nobody lay anymore these days?
>teenagers in charge of doing anything on a football field.
Absolute trash, that was a touchdown.
What a bet
What a day
What a month
What a year
Good night and god bless
What is the chase bet for those on Utah -7?
>>64404640
what odd did you get?
Has there ever been an American created gimmick?
>>64404670
unders
>>64404674
They were at 2.0 with 85% of the money on them.
>>64404670
hope akron scores on this drive to bump the under a bit then that
>>64404683
>They were at 2.0 with 85% of the money on them.
how could you tell how much was going on them? I just went to a bunch of doto sites and saw the fan polls were all favoring yellow by about 70% even though they were at evens
>>64404679
Value in mainstream?
Value in in play basketball (but no proof)
It s scamming people on eBay/Amazon technically illegal?
lads, lads, lads, what is THE accy of the week?
HINT: it involves 3 mainstream sporting events
>>64404785
Do you use Canadian dollars as your currency m8?
>tipped Denver to miss the playoffs @11
>its now @8
MAINSTREAM JUDGE
Harvard +7.5 in 20 minutes
How much would Goff be on a year lids?
>>64404745
Nailed it.
to ameribets or anyone else following this bowl game, how big of a deal is akron's starter qb (thomas woodson) to their offense? got injured on a play with backup warming up so feeling a bit more comfy now
>>64404887
not sure I see it mate, think it should be closer to +10.5 considering mormon home court
>>64404989
60k + 18k in free bets
>>64405027
Game's in Hawaii
FUCK that was my special teams TD right there.
>>64405046
>mormons
>hawaii
pick 2 lad
>>64405020
Their backup is their starter from last year, so it's not the worst case for them. That being said, a lot of their offense relies on a mobile QB, and I can't speak to whether or not their backup is quick
>>64405048
>10 yards from the endzone
why did the fat one have to scoop it?? absolutely livid on that one
Anyone else really dislike Christmas?
>>64405056
tbf Mormons are dominant pretty much everywhere nowadays
>>64405077
BYU-Hawaii is in honolulu fyi
>>64405076
Used to love it, this year will be shit for me though. Seems nice if you have a big family.
metaknight, you here? Got a question about the next dota match
>>64405076
No, it's world. Only problem is I can't go drinking on Christmas Eve as don't have friends nearby.
>>64404785
I don't know, you tell me meta
UCLA -26.5 is worth a medium tonight
>>64405108
Where you from lid?
>>64405123
Indiana -32.5 as well
State of Boise
>>64405196
Surrey. Got friends in London but not the same as cosy Christmas drinks in the local with school mates
>>64405282
What's your first name?
Harvard looking comfy
Flamengo x Mogi das Cruzes
Tight game, but Flamengo is on fire t b h f a m
score of harvard vs byu is LITERALLY 19-3
>in hawaii
hula voodoo magic keeping +7 comfy
>>64405296
Kurt
What's the NBA bet?
>>64404670
utah state -13 paying 7.5 put a 20 on it
>>64405343
>pre-staking NBA
>>64405296
Mark
>You will never know enough about the NBA to make a killing from 'easy' in play bets
>300 posts
>12 IPs
kek, nice "community"
>>64405343
Detroit
No value in mainstream they said
>>64405351
still salty about coral voiding your bet mark?
>>64405345
We really still expect Utah to win?
>>64405361
tease det + and mem/phi under
>>64405369
When are bookies going to start taking >us seriously?
>>64405371
first day watching football?
>>64405371
>ewe
>>64405371
it's a tie game now, offense looking real good now. entire first quarter couldn't get a single first down
although I'm not sure if they will cover a -7.5, could see this with just ending with fg to win
>>64405374
>>64405345
my two bets of the day
>>64405369
>not West Brom +0.5
>>64405361
Good post. Strange how these easy bets are only mentioned after they have won
Brown -2 in a bong against Marist
>>64405423
>muh fast moving lines
>mfw just realized 13-14 is in prime position for utah to cover -7.5
guess I shouldn't have bought a point, oh well
>>64405433
Doubled up Hawks losses on Utah, gonna double up Utah losses again on this.
>>64405548
Good lad
>>64405548
Up to a £20 lid? sweating?
>>64405328
38-31 as we speak
Flamengo -4.5 @1.83
>>64405388
>>64405391
AWWWWWW
>>64405600
>Football games end with 6:32 left in the 3rd quarter
>>64405617
JUST
>>64405617
t-they can still cover
>>64405617
>fractional odds
INSPECT ELEMENT
N
S
P
E
C
T
E
L
E
M
E
N
T
>>64405637
>>64405643
Even if they don't I will put £600 on Ameribets next tip. Even if I have to bankrupt myself to prove how clueless American bettors are it will be worth it.
>>64405659
you're doing God's work son
Any non-Apehoop-toss bets? I actually want to win some money tonight lads!
>>64405659
The betting gods will show their appreciation of your commitment in another lifetime.
>>64405659
I like you
>>64405659
>>64405677
>>64405691
Your butthurt is what drives my profits ;^)
>>64405713
What are you more confident in, Brown -2 or Toledo -2.5? Please consider my Christmas depends on it.
Bit late but just seen this. Top kek.
>>64405713
>your profits
kek ok m8
>>64405659
>having a negative ROI off ameribets tips
don't even know how that's possible t b h
>>64405659
Although you're probably right it'd be retarded to judge on a handful of bets. If your autism is triggered that much track his tips for 6 months or so and you can have conclusive proof
>>64405735
Temple tbqh. Brown should cover, but college basketball is much less predictable
>>64405740
Genuinely laughed quite hard at this. Fair play.
>>64405757
Conveniently ignored the fact that 7 of my first 8 bowl tips hit
Anaheim Ducks ML @ 2.35 is too tempting to pass up.
The Rangers are in a really bad slump right now, are still missing 2 of their top 4 defencemen. The Ducks are technically the worst team in the league, but they technically shouldn't be. As a team they have many problems but this feels like the type of situation where they finally have a game where everything clicks for them.
>Searching for posts with the username ‘>Ameribets’. Returning only first 5000 of 5161 results found.
Wew, maybe not
>>64405850
RIP in peace Canadian anon's tenner
>>64405874
I'm guessing probably half of those are just me blogging
>>64405877
two tenners and a fiver.
>>64405850
>The Ducks are technically the worst team in the league, but they technically shouldn't be.
>not getting on a form of Rags, Tampa, and Minnesota ML/3 way tonight
>>64405897
They are loaded with talent and were expected to be cup contenders. They have real problems, but they are a physical team. The Rangers team is full of kids and soft players, the reason they have been playing so poorly lately is because other teams push them around, which is what Anaheim is going to do.
Utah pls cover
>>64405850
>betting on lottery on ice
kiss your 25 bucks goodbye
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>39 Celcius and muggy in Perth, in-play sweats will be amplified
>>64405363
this drummone is gonna eat tonight
>>64405958
Get the £600 ready :^)
is the Game of Thrones song the ONLY one that this band knows?
>>64405968
>39c
Are there any sporting events due to be held in the next few hours? I sense value..
>>64405982
May as well make it 1200 once Temple loses :3
>>64405997
the F A T I G U E meme doesn't apply here because our athletes are elite at all levels
>>64406014
>temple losing
pls no. have all my parlays tied in with this
thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-uUS6bSOP4
rip utah backers
>>64406020
>meme
We're all UAC because some Scottish team were really tired earlier tonight
JUST
>>64406092
P H I L
H
I
L
>the city of that Idaho potato bowl commercial
holy shit, somebody have to conceive of that, budget it, hire someone to make it, then they had to turn in that finished product as an example of their actual work
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64406113
who
>>64405740
wtf
is J West his mate?
>>64406155
Yep, J West gives /bet/ tips to Goffy, that's why we move lines so well.
>>64406155
J west is WIlliam hills head trader so knows goffy quite well through the industry.
>>64406173
>>64406185
Decent replies lads, keep up the good work.
So is this bowl season?
>>64406199
It's been bowl season since Saturday
>>64406199
Bowl season is when your mum goes to the all you can eat, they have to stop serving everyone else so they can accommodate her.
>>64406215
My mum is dead you horrible little cunt
Would anyone be interested in a /bet/ 'Best Christmas Tree' competition?
>>64406138
Phil Taylor, he sexually assaulted some birds in a caravan. Thought I was in /180/ lel
>>64404805
yes, why?
>>64406199
>So is this bowl season?
technically yes but bowl season really gets rolling between the day after Christmas and the 2nd of January, like 75% of bowls happen between then
>>64406264
Just curious
What is the bet in the temple game
This bird on asos is bloody stunning, anyone know her name?
>that trophy
Would intentionally lose so I wasn't stuck with it
Why are amemeican sports dominated by black people?
J West one of the biggest dogs around these days, knows Mackers well enough to get him to block Ross from PGA, now he goes on nights out with Goff
>>64406314
I'm on Temple -2, so take it or fade it, your choice
Shaking
>>64406333
Why are british women dominated by brown people?
>had $50 on utah -7 at -110
>watched them run up to midfield and lose the ball over and over
>decided to abandon hope and get on akron -8.5 at -200
>akron no longer making first downs
>there is a good chance both bets could lose
>>64406322
>asos
Get effay
>>64406362
JUST
U
S
T
>>64405925
>a wild canadian appears
buddy, let me save you some tears. don't bet on nhl unless it's just a thrill bet.
>>64406370
whew lad
>not reversing your position and getting on Akron as soon as it was clear Utah couldn't do shit on offense
if this holds up I'll actually make a paltry $15 dollars
Feel sorry for >Ameribets, feel as though if he wasn't in >the land of the free he would actually be quite good at the whole being shrewd business. Instead he has no choice but to bet on correctly priced sports and be associated with anons with the flag of stars and stripes. Have you ever considered moving lid?
>>64406434
go away
>>64406436
I felt like after watching yesterday's grip n sip game I should trust ameribets in his tips and not fade them. Their offense is pretty ass now so hopefully they just remain ass
Would eat around a $30 loss if akron wins 23-14, $80 for any other outcome, no loss if this goes to OT and utah win by 7
>>64406469
it pains me to agree with beta knight but he's not wrong
>>64406434
>Not respecting Maple
Begone child.
>>64406434
Maple was pounding booze, providing scintillating banter and making night /bet/ the single best place on all of /sp/ before you even knew what a bookie was.
Show some respect son.
>>64406462
I do want to work in Europe once I get my degree. Get some bubblegum bookie accounts
>>64406485
Need maple memes like air
>>64406501
>>64406479
>>64406485
Maple is more clueless, annoying and has shitter banter than MetaKnight, and MetaKnight isn't exactly winning any of those categories.
Is there hope for Indiana to cover that -32?
>>64406476
don't get me wrong, I'm one of >ameribets biggest supporters, the dude makes me money, but sometimes you have to reverse your prestake.
still sweaty as fuck though since akron couldn't get a fucking half yard
>>64406511
/bet poker club?
>>64406493
I'm sure Uni would love to give you a room to stay in la
>>64406537
If you're asking if there is one we stopped playing months ago.
If you're asking if that is where it is from then yes.
>>64406523
>2015
>being a cluless brit slug
why even live?
>>64406523
>angry brit anon is still posting
>>64406476
just
>>64406526
Stranger things have happened. Indiana is extremely good at scoring, so it'll probably be close
>>64406534
>akron won't get a first down
>utah state won't cover
>akron won't cover either
normally I hedge too but I was feeling like I could take a risk since making $100 from the choke paul game
>>64406370
oh boy
>>64406550
Are you arguing that you should be winning the categories of clueless, annoying and shit banter?
Rebacked Utah +8.5 @2.8 before they got the stop.
Shaking
>>64406542
Not sure I want to go to the Netherlands. Thinking more along visiting French McDonald's anon or Belgium suicidal doctor
stuck with mainstream today, on pistons -1.5 @2.62 on willhill, will probably drop any minute, dragic ruled out so heat pretty much only have udrih at PG
>>64406563
I'm drinking heavily sweating my o1.5 and it's not even 4 yet.
>getting on the Linlithgow - early in the game, then going to see Star Wars and coming back to profit
Some good feels tonight lads
>>64406586
He should definitely win last two.
Clueless category goes to /freemoney/ nobody can touch him on that
Up BAGS and BAGS of pennies on Utah
>>64406601
Did you enjoy yourself Patrick?
Was it a good craic as your people say?
>>64406601
What'd you think of Star Wars? Thought it was pretty good, but I'm biased because Carrie Fisher won me some pesos
>>64406635
>What'd you think of Star Wars?
I thought it was pretty damn good. I had a lot of expectations going in despite myself and was not disappointed at all.
winning a cunt in the last minute was icing on the cake.
>>64406671
>winning a cunt in the last minute was icing on the cake
Honestly had to wait until that bet came in before even considering seeing it. The sweat would have ruined the film
>>64406634
>>64406635
Yeah I liked it. Lived up to the hype. Didn't disappoint at all.
It was good craic. A few jokes and funny moments here or there
It was good that I knew pretty much nothing about it going in so too
>>64403144
>>64403365
>>64403778
>>64405958
>>64406097
See
>>64402894
>>64403486
You were warned.
>tfwyou tried to save bet from their losses
>they called it an anomaly
>meme wars
you have to be 18 to bet
>>64406724
original trilogy released when lid?
>>64406434
>>64406523
>>64406501
Here ya go
>>64406716
I'm 2 of those and I hedged for profit m8. You have no power here. see >>64406436
>>64406716
>tfw thought akron was going to be forever achievement-less
>tfw I had utah state on my blacklist after losing as a -1000 favorite once
>tfw I tried to cut losses and ate the day's gains
hopefully pistons and toledo wins today so it wouldn't be that bad after all
>>64406762
>>64406762
Absolute classic
>Wanting to suck dick this much
>>64406773
Nice m80 happy for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkEA2BJOhxo
when the strokes weren't shit
>>64406724
>Not unveiling new signings dressed as Darth Vader
>>64406830
TUNE
U
N
E
Harvard IN
>>64406333
Tom Brady is white though.
>mfw i would test every chin here
>>64406988
Do you even know who I am bruv?
>>64406988
Not me buddy, I make a living out of testing chins
>>64406988
get in my guard faggot
>>64406988
Finchy would batter you lad, heard he's pretty handy and can turn nasty after a few
>>64407076
>this """"sport""""
>>64406988
I would easily pass your test you scarwny little fuck
wtb?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3370736/Gary-Neville-setting-women-s-football-25-years-promoting-Lingerie-Football-League-Hotel-Football.html#comments-3370736
Thoughts lids? I've signed the petition to try and stop it, not even liberal just follow women's football and appreciate people have spent a lot of time and effort trying to boost the sport. Well aware of the lack of quality but this is just horrid, laddish, dated nonsense. Bet Will Wilde and his Tory chums will love it #winning
>>64407165
>Stop liking what I don't like!
>>64407165
zzzz
>>64407165
Poor bait do fuck off.
>safety
Fuck these meme conferences
>>64407150
Pistons
>>64407209
Genuinely not bait. I don't see the point, if you want to watch women's football go to a match (will be better quality) if you want to stare at women go to a strip club it hooters or something.
How much money do I have to throw at American tips before I win one?
>>64407165
Women's referees are setting women's football back
>>64407222
Rembering why I never play totals
>>64407241
People don't want to watch womens football for the football and never will. If a few blokes want to go and watch some tarts with their bits out knocking the ball around there's no harm being done.
>>64407165
>Article is screaming about sexism as the lingerie league will sexualise players
>Heres a video of the girls in training btw
Stay classy Daily Mail
>>64407255
Triggered
>>64407241
But they aren't really any more revealingly dressed than in athletics. Also is it not sexist to make women dress like men? Surely they should be allowed to dress more feminine like in tennis or netball?
>>64407305
that bird is w o r l d
>>64407255
>don't even need to know the rules to be a ref
based women refs
>>64407165
No one is making them play. No one is making you watch it. There is no issue. Why does everything need a petition these days?
>>64407293
But they do. Attendances are up around the country and the World Cup drew in some decent figures, yes BBC ram it down our throats but it's definitely getting more attention tbese days. Purile gimmicks like this just ruin hard work. It sexualises a sport which young girls play.
>>64407375
>No one is making them play. No one is making you watch it. There is no issue.
Exactly this. Supply and demand will prove it to either be something nobody wants or something that is successful irrelevant of the reasoning and thus should be allowed to remain as a successful business that ultimately harms nobody.
>>64407376
>Attendances are up around the country
yeah to about 800
>>64407370
They don't even have shirt numbers/shorts. No women footballer has mentioned feeling uncomfortable wearing a typical football kit, they're designed to fit women's bodies. Athletic garments are designed for a different purpose than football.
>wake up to see said dota tip I posted won last night
Is there a better feeling than waking up to a winning bet familia
>>64407305
>dat thigh gap
Temple -2.5 off to a great start
>>64407375
Check your privilege. Just because you, a straight, white, middle class man, has never been the victim of sexism or racism doesn't mean it goes on.
>>64407430
How'd you like to be -2.5 teeth m8?
>>64407372
in love desu
>>64407430
They've got them right where they want them
>>64407376
>BBC ram it down our throats
Exactly why people were showing more interest in it. The quality is still comparable to semi-pro football leagues (if that) but people hear all about how 'well our girls are doing' and assume that actually means something. If it wasn't a match being broadcast during the WC it was the news telling us how important it is and how amazing they are.
I don't see anyone saying women's tennis is sexist despite it fitting all the same categories that you're complaining about.
I also don't think the clothes are any more revealing than gym clothes girls wear anyway.
>>64407408
>he STILL believes in the free market
People are stupid mate, they need to be governed. Alcohol is still stupidly cheap.
>>64407443
Some nigger called me a "cracka" once. And a girl skipped the queue saying "ladies first". I was both repulsed and offended in both instances.
>>64407006
>>64407022
>>64407076
>>64407082
>>64407098
P M S L
Just end it now lads and jump back into that salt-pot, you seething slugs.
>>64407478
Ever went on a night out after a fancy do wearing your kilt? Nightmare lid.
>>64407449
Gonna put £1200 on your next tip, make it a good'en. Don't think WH will start laying me once I get anymore than this.
Don't think I've ever seen a human sweat as much as this Toledo qb. How can he even see?
>>64407510
He must have money on Temple -2.5 as well
>>64407505
Chelsea to finish top 4 ;)
Calling it a night lads let's agree to disagree. Find it surprising how the class of 92 have agreed to host the match tomorrow considering they have daughters themselves, money talks I suppose, can't be any another reason they would want to be associated with such a tawdry organisation
>>64407510
Your mum was sweating that much last night when I'd finished raggin her tight arse m888
>>64407527
When/where is this match? Might go with some mates looks like banter
>>64407527
Strange individual.
>Commentators talking about the Bahamas Bowl last year
;_;
Need a clever American to make the next thread Lingerie Football League related. Night x
>@TonyFarmer13
Need j west to tell him how it is
How much money has Ameribets lost you guys in the last 24 hours? £1050 personally.
>>64407647
£400
>>64407647
£200
Post WINNING tips
>>64407647
£25 :(
>>64407647
>following any american tips
why?
>>64407647
300$
But he won me money too few days
Mixed feelings
>>64407681
Fuck off, you vile cunt.
>>64407647
Fuck all, you clown. They're lotto picks.
>>64407702
Simmer.
Any in-play bets?
Memeing aside, Temple do actually look fucking terrible tonight.
Butler 1st half lds
>>64407757
>using the shitty American version
Gooz please.
>>64407418
>Is there a better feeling than waking up to a winning bet familia
the feeling of not being a slug and actually watching your bets so you can reverse your position or reback as appropriate.
>>64407771
>tfw on Toledo but doubled with the over
>>64407757
Mavs 1h handis
>>64407785
My bad :^)
>>64407787
>not being so confident in your bets that you can make loads while you sleep
-
mackers #frothing at the thought of this value in the copa libertadores draw
a l t i t u d e
>>64407757
nuggets soon
>ameribets
Get bowel cancer you cunt
>>64407905
JUST
>>64407905
should've had an early night slug. tears!
>>64407905
zzzzzz
milking in it now
>>64408036
No idea where that 'in' came from but you get the point
>>64408061
speak to me like that again mate and I will fucking bury you.
Can someone redpill me on J West?
>knows Mackers on a personal level
>knows a lot about Ross Grieg
>knows Goffy on a personal level
>also works in some "finance firm" (possible smokescreen)
>>64408140
He's Joe Crossley
>>64407827
>not being so confident in your bets that you can make loads while you sleep
touché my aussie friend
>Brown collapse
Been that kind of day
>You are now aware that Uruguay smashed it today but nobody followed after yesterday
>>64403188
>>64408207
>been that kind of day
Like everyday for you? A negative one.
>>64408245
Well shit
>>64408258
Angry Brit anon on cue
>>64408293
Think he's taking the meme-ing the rest of us are doing too seriously and trying to join in
>>64408309
Same,
Pringles are shit tier tho
>>64408309
yep
>>64408309
Well my stepdad usually buys pringles as his preferred chips, and he buys more chips as it's christmas time. I don't think there's any connection between pringles and christmas tho.
>tfw thinking of giving him a box full of chips and chocolate to make up for all the stuff i've been stealing outta the candy-drawer for years
>inb4 le cucked dad meme
He fucked my mom and got me, then fucked more chicks for like 10 years before marrying a doctor who is 6 years younger than him and hot af so really he didnt get cucked also he's pretty good at betting.
also I saw star wars today cus i felt like i had to(i study film afterwards). Think it was pretty good possibly 8/10 and thats unbiased as I havent seen any of the others yet.
>>64408309
Normally got some pringles at home throughout the year desu.
>>64408462
Can Norwayblog become a gimmick? I sort of like this
>>64408462
afterall* deeply sorry :/
>>64408346
and this, pringles is literally shit. Check what it contains and compare it to other chips.
>>64408462
Oil???
If not then who are you?
>>64408526
Pretty sure he will be over her at this point. If you arent still friends then you obviously werent good friends so go for it mate.
>>64408526
Not at all, just keep it quiet
>>64408526
Seems fair to me. Wouldn't go telling him about it though.
>>64408507
Nah I'm the pleb who only posted one tip here yet.
>>64408486
I can blog sometimes if you want to, always wanted my own gimmick
>>64408345
Japan is a bitch to research for but it would seem its the semi final and both have their best teams out or at least there isn't anything to suggest value
>>64408556
Yeah, I haven't seen him in a couple of years. Think he became some sort of cokehead/sexpest/weirdo tbf.
>>64408562
>>64408588
Aye, sound advice lids. Won't make a song and dance out of it. Quick pump and dump and walk away.
>>64408619
>Yeah, I haven't seen him in a couple of years.
why even worry at all then liddo? bang away
>>64408462
Norwayblog is a refreshing change of pace from shitty british "gimmicks"
>wasting time on tinder when you could be on the Bet365 mobile app looking at tomorrows schedule for fixes
>>64408680
Pretty much aye
>a 1-8 team was on a -4 handicap
neat
>>64408680
I was looking at the SAFF Championship but dunno that I can see any value in the Nepal game at least. Both sides absolutely tez. Small on unders maybe.
>>64408725
PMSL. Nice aftertiming you prick.
>butler up 15 with 3 mins to go, need -16.5
Sweaty
>>64408487
>and this, pringles is literally shit. Check what it contains and compare it to other chips.
i haven't got time for that, why don't you just tell us
If God hadn't sent the mother fucking deluge onto Florida Toledo would have a TD there. fuck me sideways.
>>64408786
>Was on over 10.5 for the 3q
send a fucking drone strike
>>64408786
The ball was ripped by the CB though, it wasn't dropped.
Tyb unpaid college athletes
Like the new captchas
>>64408845
Did you miss the 3 wasted plays in the rain?
>>64408786
>God
If my aunty had bollicks - she'd be my uncle, m8
>>64408845
>The ball was ripped by the CB though, it wasn't dropped.
easier to hang onto a dry ball
j-just let me have my excuses
>>64408872
>If my aunty had bollicks - she'd be my uncle, m8
I'm an atheist m8, just a turn of expression
inb4
>atheist
who gives a shit
>>64408863
I must've. Was watching the end of the Penn Drexel game
>>64408763
cba finding all the nutrition-stuff, but it comes out worst in lots of tests based on "healthiness".
And the fact that they really aren't that good, and muh arms don't fit in the can so I have to awkwardly pour them out and always end up with crumbs everywhere.
Temple please stop fucking everything up thanks
>>64408900
Killed the drive senpai
Anyone use PaddyPower?
Yay or Nay? (If B365 wasnt available)
>find Japanese stream for this womens cup game
>you must disable adblock to view properly
>ad spam proceeds to crash my laptop
Fucking Japs
>>64408946
You should have an account with every bookie.
>>64408964
I know, but everyone has a preferred preference
>>64408946
PaddyPower is only good for the novelty bets really but not much else. For proper betting probably Betfair or maybe SkyBet, if you aren't fussed and just want to put a muggy accy every weekend William Hill has the best interface (my personal preference) and the in-play radio is a decent listen.
F U C K O F F T E M P L E
>that anon who had £600 on ameribets
kek
TOLEDO
O
L
E
D
O
Also, that ref on his ass
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64408954
get an extension that hides your adblocker
>>64405617
>>64406362
1.2k on the next one lid easy chase.
JUST
>>64409059
>get an extension that hides your adblocker
wait, what? there are ad blocker blocker blockers?
>>64409059
You can get that? Well cheers then my blogging friend
>ameribets being absolutely shown up tonight
o i am laffin
>large on pistons -1.5 @2.6
>miss both free throws up a point with 2 seconds left
lovely
>>64409085
>>64409090
Yes indeed, I used to have one but they fucked it up and I havent needed to get a new one yet.
Also some websites just give you the window anyways 'cus they think you're gonna use adblock. Just use the 'block element' feature and block the window away
>>64402894
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ON
tears
Temple of tears
Thanks >ameribets
Only lost £300 on your 'tips' tonight.
how do these rankings work
how does a top 25 ranked team look so incompetent?
also college football is so ugly to watch
>>64409155
I was on brah
But let's appreciate how good ameribets was up until this bad day
tbf I said I was due in my tip
>>64409265
>crying because tip lost on upset
Summer in December
>>64409119
betting on a -1.5 point spread...-ev desu lad
Euan will be giggling when he wakes up tomorrow :^)
>>64409346
and so he should, horrific display by the -ev bunch tonight
>be the guy who bet and lost twice on utah state and akron
>reback on temple after watching temple kick fg early
>see them lose a safety somehow and decide to take a nap to not watch this monstrosity
>wake up
>mfw today
>>64409274
Some teams just mail it in during their bowl games. It's really the only reason why for example I haven't special staked Oregon vs TCU.
>>64409296
tbf both games today were bad bets. Temple maybe somewhat excusable because of their strong showing during the regular season. Utah St had been stinking it up since the middle of the season and should not have been a bet.
'least everyone can make their money back on Bowling Green tomorrow ;^)
Amazing that some of you ruin your whole day with two bad bets, when there was so much money to be made on in play NBA and virgin click
WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, Y'KNOW
>>64409529
And that's not even to mention the non amerifrees that could have been uac on the Scottish cup
>>64402889
>Reminder I'm due to get BTFO too
Well, it happened.
>>64409529
It's banter
>>64409529
No there wasnt. There is no value in NBA. Stop this idiotic meme.
>>64407905
no need to be salty m8, he said he was due to be BTFO.