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Best /bet/ gimmick/meme of 2015:
Worst /bet/ gimmick/meme of 2015:
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>>64392277
1st for GRIP N SIP
First for Trouville
3rd for Gooz :^)
I know jack shit about basketball, just need to ask why are people hollering like Trouville already won the game
>>64392277
>An American joining in the PGA banter
Nice dubs, you sure you're feeling ok?
So how easy is it to win on these college bowl games?
>>64392307
>Best /bet/ gimmick/meme of 2015
Please have sex.
>Worst /bet/ gimmick/meme of 2015:
Goffposting
>>64392307
Best has to be the term "bubblegum bookie"
Worst the use of the word "gimmick"
>>64392277
>tfw both my posts
honoured.
>tfw no greek gf
Can't wait to spend christmas with you mugs t b h
>>64392318
I was meme-ing lid
>>64392318
Because they're even more clueless about basketball than you
>>64392325
Too much actavis after that grip n sip m8
>>64392329
Please have sex is one of the worse ones imo
>>64392329
you seem to have got those the wrong way
>>64392336
Post slip, Michael
65%. Take Arsenal now.
>>64392372
>>64392383
PLEASE have sex
>>64392345
that feel
when no
argie gf.
>>64392277
Needs to include final score too then its perfect OP
>>64392327
The smaller conferences are alot easier than the larger ones
>>64392444
Chin testing, please have sex, MACKERS WANTS 50K ON X have bee personal favourites
>you will never get one of Wizard girls to play with your basketballs
Why. Live.
>>64392307
>best
euans half cokes
>worst
can't stop farting/pooing
>>64392444
Probably, but I didn't even have to edit this one
>>64392329
Was partial to send pellets
Metaknight is the worst thing
>>64392307
Is
>excellent now I can reback
A 2015 gimmick?
>>64392521
Yeah was a Norwegian cup game this summer iirc.
>tfw she matches
We could organize beautiful slag footy fixes.
DANGER, DANGER, NICKS ON THE PROWL,
GOFFY BOY WALKING AROUND WITH A BIG SCOWL
>>64392496
:(
I really couldn't at the time, bedroom stunk
>>64392603
is she fit
>>64392603
>Chelsea
Pump and dump t b h f a m
>>64392603
Show face
>>64392632
She's ok
>>64392521
Yeah. v underrated gimmick desu needs to be used more regularly
>>64392657
Looks d e c e
So is Hawks -10.5 THE bet?
>>64392657
>pic with phone covering part of her face
confirmed uggo
>>64392657
'ok'
more of her looks w o r l d
why do people talk like t h i s
>>64392603
>>64392632
>>64392642
>>64392648
false flag
http://www.crystalpalaceladiesfc.co.uk/teams/114347/the-team
there is no "beckie" or Rebecca or anything similar
>>64392657
Mirin that core
>>64392686
Yes
>>64392701
Typical lying slut, probably had one failed trial. Fuck it, if we match I'm calling her out. Ask her if she wants her chin tested etc..
>>64392701
Most likely a fake name to protect her ID, senpai
>>64392697
they do it for e m p h a s i s
>>64392701
There's a Bekki that plays for the development squad
>>64392697
to bypass the filter, candy-ass
try writing t b h or f a m
>>64392701
https://twitter.com/becksls_21
it's her lid, beckie strutt.
source: http://theeaglesbeak.com/2014/08/view-from-the-palace-ladies/
>>64392746
so there is
>>64392730
is pic related her?
>Electric guitar national anthem
A Y Y L M A O
>>64392782
>he doesn't drop acid and go to sporting events
not sure desu
A B O R T
>>64392767
If she signed for them over a year ago, why isn't she on the squad page on their website?
Trouville shitting the bed
pls no
>>64392826
not as if they keep their website massively up to date.
>>64392850
All the other signings mentioned on that article are on the squad page either for the first team or the first team reserves
>>64392845
hardly
>>64392875
fucking hell, maybe she got released last week, i don't know.
>>64392875
>this autism
chill out mate
Is there anywhere I can play live blackjack without having to wager any of my own money?
>>64392894
>>64392875
Don't worry lids, if we match I'll ask her about her current position in the squad.
tom newnes has made his social media public again
#player
>>64392894
>>64392911
It's not autism, I'm just genuinely curious why she isn't on the site
>>64392927
FAT TOM
A
T
T
O
M
>>64392950
we're already on page 2 of beckie stutts google results, bit disappointed it's not a similar result for tom newnes
>>64392686
Already at -11.5, going to wait for this line to come in a bit in play
done roll
cloner UAFC
>>64393004
Portland has looked awful. Most of their points have been second chance points, not a lot of clean looks
Reminder that megatron over5.5 catches is THE mnf bet
>>64393031
Not desperate to bet it, if it comes in it comes in
>trouville
>>64393034
You must mean Over 52 is THE mnf bet right?
>>64393096
>being this clueless about basketball
baka desu senpai
>6th man support
Cringe.
>>64393135
Think the Detroit defense is respectable enough to at least make that sweaty
>>64393031
Got on comfy -6.5 1h
trouville collapsing
>>64393142
Not the same guy but why shouldn't I be worried about Trouville losing?
>>64393142
Yeah ok, I suppose you're an expert in Uruguayan basketball. Fuck off cunt
>>64393286
They're only 6 points down, that's nothing in basketball
>bulce actually trailing to the fucking NESTS of all teams at HOME
glad I didn't include them in the accy today
Will be genuinely down if trouville don't cover the +
Aids
>when the kisscam goes on brother/sister or guy and girl where the guy is friendzoned
p m s l
SHAKING
>>64393421
What the fuck is a kisscam pmsl
>megatron gets a catch but loins will most likely score
conflicted feels desu, on both aints -3 and megatron o5 receptions
Need knicks come back like air
>>64393475
It's an American tradition where they put the camera on couples in the audience and force them to kiss in front of the thousands in the arena and millions watching at home
Need the Kings and Magic to win like AIR
Trouville shitting the bed
lumped on unders in jamaica game.
>>64393605
christmas cancelled
Defensor -1.5 looking surreal lids hup.
More like pooville desu!
Down off Uruguay and both Ameribets tips.
Fuck basketball. Need diseases.
SQUEAKY BUM TIME
I would LOVE to test Uruguays chin right now tbqh.
>>64393656
>>64393605
>>64393341
Look at these fucking slugs
Lmao'ing at you all
>>64393656
>basketball games are only one half long
'no'
nets look they can cover pretty easily, starting to wonder if I should have taken them straight up
I think it was like 4/1
>Trouville will never stop giving away fouls
Need some 3 pointers like A I R
>>64393516
sexist, bet they dont zoom in on two blokes or lezzas.
>>64393703
>prestaking anything on fucking >nest
>ever
inb4 >nest collapse
>>64393703
they were around 5/1 prestaking, although both teams have awful 3rd/4th quarters with nets losing in the most nets way possible
>>64393757
Face it lad, the traders knew more than a poor Uruguayan that posts on a chinese hovercraft enthusiast website. It's over.
DAC
>>64391780
Cheers lid up a cunt.
>>64393206
>Think the Detroit defense is respectable enough to at least make that sweaty
the ain't defense is so trash Detroit will cover 65% of the over by itself with ease and then Brees will adjust 2nd half and find a way to sling a few in
S L U G S
L
U
G
S
>aints defense
>aints defense
>aints defense
they were one missed tackle away from giving up at least 20 yards on the ground to Ameer Abdullah and the very next play they give up the softest catch and run to a TE for 50 yards.
>not being on o51.5 large
Never trusting Uruguay again. What a phoney. Probably just some slug on a proxy
>giving up 10 yards to joique fucking bell
THE COLLAPSE WAS REAL
Betaknight surreal
>>64393901
>le hope for a comeback so he can get some >(You)s man
>>64393939
this, so shrewd
I have no idea who the TD scorer for Detroit even was. If you have any way of getting in a Detroit overs go for it. Jewvada doesnt offer it in play but the lions are going to drop 45+ pts on the aints with ease. This is going to be a slaughter unless the aints get it going on offense
>>64393942
nope
>>64393964
>>64393939
his nba tips weren't so shrewd, sacramento are losing by 14 with less than 2 minutes left
Its ogre.
Fucking actual tears lids
So fucking down. Only bet I've been on other than the FA tip. Bollocks... utter, utter bollocks
>TROUVILLE WITHIN 2 POINTS WITH 13 SECONDS TO GO
SWEAT IS ON
THE URUGUAY SCREWJOB
>>64394042
make it back betting on Detroit overs m8, it might not be too late
>>64394043
....and they give away another foul and lose by 4
>89-85
Nice one Uruguay you cunt
TEARS
>>64394071
Why do you post this empty slut looking woman?
And with that Uruguay suffered ridiculous abuse and got driven away from /bet/ by autistic anons.
rip Uruguaybro, you were always good fun and I will live with the loss silently.
Need death like AIR
>>64394093
Fucking hell kid lmao
Blaming Euan personally since he was the one who pointed it out
Christmas is ruined desu lads
>The wasteland of Uruguay
>>64394116
I'm from Seattle and she's a porn star from here. I usually post her when I post football tips
>>64394121
Its clearly not serious
Unlucky lads, tomorrows schedule looks F R E S H though!
>>64394200
Guarantee at least one of these autists means it
>>64394174
post sasha grey m8 shes actually fit
Matt flynn warming up..
>>64394243
Lel
>>64394229
I don't have a ton of pics of Sasha Grey saved on my phone though. Plus she's wearing seahawks gear. don't pretend you wouldn't you meff
>MetaKnight's NFL accumulator is actually going to win
>people hating on based uruguay who's been providing WORLD bets/analyses for weeks
pmsl, i wonder why literally everyone was on NOW and not before
i really can't put my finger on it, absolute crowd mentality, i wonder who could have possibly instigated this
>>64394309
It's Euan's fault!
>>64394309
was it ross?
>>64394300
maybe he can afford to move
>>64394300
why do good things happen to bad people?
>>64394279
obv i would senpai, got her on snapchat but i find it a bit grim on there tbqh. bit too 'real', raw, uncut.
I was at the venue covering it
Match was very atypical, lots of phantom fouls and technicals against Trouville. Still believe it was a good bet
Wish I could've bet on it live, both teams must've given +8.5s. Now I know to not prestake in bb ever
>>64394300
His nfl accys are goat
>>64394382
it's all good bro, fuck the haters. but yeah, prestaking basketball must be done with extreme caution
>>64394358
kek that's dingy, and i thought my room was starting to look bad
>>64394340
>>64394346
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see Euan mention Trouville on a + and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when Trouville have more points and 88% free throw percentage 10 minutes in so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
>>64394382
>Now I know to not prestake in bb ever
Number 1 gambling rule IMO
Oh and btw there was an unallowed dunk at the last second, I was with Trouville fans and started laughing at this. Almost got my chin tested
>>64392310
Dude thanks! Also what methods do you use for determining what to bet on?
>>64394480
>On +2.5
m8 plz
>>64394510
What sport?
>>64394382
Didn't see how high Defensor + got but yeah 8.5 definitely available at one point. Trouville I think peaked at +7.5. I took a little on +5.5 when that was available so not down much.
Thanks anyhow m8.
I'd get on Lecister to beat Liverpool this weekend at 3.50. TßH!
>>64394547
How many units you up this NBA season, lid?
>>64394600
it's @ 3.75 on 365
>>64394600
when will bookies stop putting this type of odds on leicester?
>>64394643
Haven't kept track on a sheet since I've been busy with grad school. If I had to guess, I'd say around 25-30
The detroit/aints game is going to have at least 31 points going into the half. Why weren't you on overs, anon?
Howdy lads, is the Spurs handicap worth it right now?
>>64394745
>(You)
>this fucking refball
just end it senpai
>>64394745
ayy
>>64394745
They didn't even score
That was the worst redzone drive I have ever seen
>tfw no lightskinned spic gf
>aints
>>64394892
I posted it before they disallowed one of the 3 (T H R E E) aints touchdowns the refs called back
>>64394714
>>64394643
Leicester @3.75
Arsenal @2.05
Stoke @3.25
24.00 treble
>>64395014
stoke wont win tho
>>64395112
Yeah they will, United are terrible at the moment
>>64395112
>implying man u can win on a cold day in Stoke if they can't even beat Norwich at home
metaKnight SURREAL
>>64395112
Why u liein for
Utd are shite atm, van gaal has 2 games to prove his worth, the players don't like his style, they'd drop the next two games if it meant he went
Not only that but Stoke has one of the best defensive records, very rarely concede with Shawcross, couple with their attack clicking, i think Stoke will breeze this 2-0
i could give more reasons but i cba
also
Middlesbrough @2.30
Brighton @2.80
Both singles
Fuck off hawks
>>64395014
>no value in mainstream they said
When the kids look behind the tree on the 25th, only to see a pack of lentils and soup, I'll stare at them blank faced, a single tear rolling down my cheek and whisper... "Ameribets"
>>64395315
I know you cunts aren't keen on acca's but my championship one is
Brighton @2.80
Middlesbrough @2.30
Ipswich @2.10
Cardiff @2.80
35.00
>mfw detroit/saints overs loses by less than 7 points after 3 disallowed TDs and the Hawks don't cover
JUST
>portland still trying down 11 with 49 seconds left
neat
>>64395427
>pls no
Don't know how many times we have to tell you lads, never prestake the NBA
>concede 39 points in the 4th
I NEED AIR
https://twitter.com/AUFfemenino/status/678663894995439616
>tfw no avg colombian gf
Heads gone, birdhouses destroyed, seething
ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
>Ameribets
>Uruguay shite
Should've listened to the doto GOD
>>64395496
I didn't see the line drop below double digits in play either
time to eat way too much pizza and get fucking lit. all my sip n grip winnings gone.
Reminder that Ameribets said he would be "disappointed" if they didn't win by "20"
>American "tipping" ladies and gentleman
>taking basketball tips on /bet/
never again
>>64394826
>tfw ignored
Oh well, at least it's winning.
>>64395531
This 2bh
>could have been up 4k
>instead down 200
>>64395542
>everyone is perfect
Ameribets tips are pretty damn good
Here come the Hornet free throws. Signing out here, well and truly DAC.
Almost bet the house on the hawks phew survibed
>>64395536
It was at 9.5 a few times in the first half, and a very comfy fh handi of 6.5
>>64391183
>>64391236
Reminder
Shouldn't have given up so many offensive rebounds. Oh well, been a great month either way
lions prevent D should keep the overs in play guys
The three hour foulfest free throw exchange the occurs at the end of every close basketball match completely ruins it. Can an American enlighten me on what is enjoyable about this?
>tfw mug and just take atlanta, spurs and rockets ml individually
>>64395600
For you maybe, this was my last chance. Now my kids will be getting charity shop trash for Christmas
>>64395619
Why would you take the atlanta ml? It never went above 1.2
>>64395619
I only think one of those was above 1.25
>>64395608
It isn't meant to be enjoyable 3bh. It's just statistically the most successful play style.
They could nerf it by giving the opposition team 1 point for each additional foul after some nominal limit I think.
>>64395644
they were higher before lillard was announced to not play and i'm a mug
>>64395619
should've taken the nets ML SENPAI free money
>>64395659
No I'm not saying they should stop it. but this is absolutely terrible to watch and takes fucking ages, honestly watching curling is more entertaining than this.
How can a sport like this exist.
One final
>Uruguay
before bed. :^)
>>64395619
don't parlay mate, the expected ev is the same.
sometimes I parlay to get down to an even increment of 5 but it's only for fun and because I'm an autist
>your roll ends in $2.54 or $1.28
disgusting, an accy is going down
At least Houston covered so I'm down trivial amounts for the nightcap
>>64395703
>gooz
>>64395623
>le guilt-trip tippers into leaving /bet/ man
Also, what's with the hate for lentils. Tasty, cheap, high in protein, sounds pretty EV+ to me
>>64395682
I honestly though about it desu, but you can never be too sure about the >nests
They should've beat the warriors
>>64395704
i'm a college student mug that doesn't understand ev
i just pick moderate - heavy favorites for parlays and take tips from here and twitter
>>64395731
was getting sweaty a bit if hornets didnt kept meme fouling and/or chucked a 3 to end the lost game
>>64395731
Can't wait for tomorrow, lad.
>>64395738
Seriously, lentil taco night is the most +ev of dinners. You can invite all the lads over and spend like $20
>>64395731
Shall I double up Hawks losses on Utah State -6.5?
>>64395761
>i'm a college student mug that doesn't understand ev
learn?
>>64395771
Temple -2 and Utah State -6.5 is what I'm on for college. If you want another one, u50 would be the 3rd play for the Temple game, but I'm not on that one personally
>>64395738
Had some lentil soup while I watched the grip n sip game. Pretty comfy desu
>>64395800
I typically flat stake but ya, I would. Akron hasn't beaten a single good team this year
>>64395801
i just don't understand why it's so important
i mean if a bet wins, how can it be bad?
what's the point of finding better value on something that *may* lose compared to just watching nba scores live and make in play bets?
Clippers OKC game tonight is probably gonna have lots of lead changes gonna be eying the inplays and betting in small increments. Based Gods KD curse is gonna come into play tonight as well NOT EXPECTING the clippers to wjn but OKC is gonna lose this one late
>>64395821
If you bet $1 on a coin toss to be heads, to win 50p profit and it won- would that be a good bet?
>>64395838
I got on Clippers by 1-10 @ 2.74 pre-game. Hoping for the best.
>>64395821
this is my reaction regardless of serious or not
>>64395844
>>64395849
i can understand that analogy but if bet on apehoop and a team is up 5~10 points while betting on 1.1~2.0 odds, while not going /freemoney/ on a single game or barring a choke, you would make money perfectly fine?
(honest question)
>>64395813
>>64395787
You mean burgers and pies, r-right?
>>64395821
Well you were half right lid
Checking phone in bed had /bet/ open so one more
>Uruguay
>>64395892
I do enjoy a lentil burger lad
>>64395890
You would lose money over time, that's all it means. If you're just betting for fun, then that's OK (although you're a fucking degenerate and you'll probably be sucking off dogs for quavers within a year) but if you want to make some srscashmoney it's +EV to learn about EV
>>64395892
>not eating lentil burgers with lentil fries
zzzzzz
I fucking hate bovada. They can't even manage to unsuspend the MNF game for an entire half yet with one fucking line offered.
imagine being that incompetent.
>>64395930
thanks for answering my question seriously
it's just a pass time while dozing off in college so I don't think it's too serious at all
The only use I can see it being for is paying for eating mcdonalds with a 3-4 digit roll
>>64396053
if you can't work out how to calculate the expected value of a bet just by thinking about it for a couple of minutes you arent smart enough to bet t b h familia.
also, your degree is probably shit
>>64396053
You won't be paying for anything with your current betting logic, sorry to break it to you m80.
>>64396053
What's your major? If it's not STEM I'm going to be disappointed
>>64395861
This games not going to be won on a double digit margin if u see the spread go +9.5 or more its free money
Lads get on the Thunder in play right now at $3 they will win this win in the 4th.
>>64396123
if it's STEM and he can't figure out some sort of basic way of calculating even a relative EV ratio within 60 seconds he is shit and won't graduate anyway
>>64396133
Yeah I feel like this is easily hedged. Will probably get on.
>>64396116
>>64396098
i'm just buying $1 cheeseburgers m8
>>64396123
I was doing EE but didn't like programming at all, back to undecided
>>64396158
>>64396098
There may be an algorithm to calculate precise expected value but the entire thing that makes betting difficult is actually knowing the probability of an event occurring.
I'm getting absolutely cucked by Jim Bob Cooter tonight
>>64396174
told you
>>64396133
also, you're going to be spending your own income on those cheeseburgers since you'll piss away you're betting money anyway
also, overs is in for the Detroit game
>>64396217
>There may be an algorithm
It's a basic 4 variable formula: (prob winning x profits) - (prob losing x risked stake). Not technically wrong calling it an algorithm but nobody that knows math would call it that. There are other handy ratios you could come up with (your prob of betting coming in - implied prob of bookie odds) x stake would be something interesting to look at for example. As long as you're doing SOMETHING
When FlatAnons horse tips get smashed in, just bet on the place t b h
Cheers to the Ameribro who said to get on the overs in this Detroit game.
Metaknight accy getting SWEATY
>>64396489
what the fuck is his accy?
>>64396503
Needed detroit to win but aints just finished themselves off
Is MetaKnight, dare I say it, shrewd?
pmsl if Lions choke this
METAGOD
>>64396530
Yes
MetaKNIGHHHHHHHHT
what
MetaKnight SURREAL
Where is the new king of /bet/ anyway? Thought he'd be here shitposting.
>L.A Chokers
Good to see the american anons are responding to noob questions with hate, memes and disproportionate vitriol. It means you're learning how to be shrewd
>>64396307
>absolutelyfuckingdisgusting.jpg
Have to warn you guys, after the first week of bowl games I become extremely mediocre
>>64396680
metaknight's flag isn't rare enough to be king
you'll have to settle for kurt, swedewithbigbank, pac or slovakia
>>64396809
it's probably mostly just me (angry burger anon)
>>64396221
>He didnt get on okc +9.5
>detroit won't win cash out now
>huoston texans won't win
>no value on mainstream sports bets
>accy's are for mugs and slugs
guys i'm dying of laughter over here, your little tenners are floating listlessly in the wind while my account is fucking exploding LOL
SUCK MY DICK FAGGOTS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>64397009
happy for you m8 well done
>>64396943
dam senpai most I saw was +6.5
>>64397009
Only doubted the Texans cuz I'm a Texans fan, but betaknight unreal
>>64397009
BASED METAGOAT
EUAN LITERALLY OWN THE FUCK OUT HAHAHAHA
will you be posting one next weekend too mate?
Got a mainstream special lined up lads. Hope the price holds until tomorrow.
GET ON MY LEVEL FAGGOTS LOL
>>64397028
Happened inthe second
>>64397058
Gonna make this the next thread OP pic
>>64397009
I still don't really like you but the pity I feel for your living conditions has lessened that some. Well played on the bet. I was 50/50 on the falcons and did not think the Texans were going to pull that off even with Yates. Well played, sir.
Are you going to move to better conditions soon?
HABEEB IT
>Uruguay bro and my basketball tips lose
>Metaknights accy wins
What a world we live in
>>64396151
Thank you based Kevin Durant
>choke paul
ahahahah you literally can't make this shit up
got on at evens after reading the thread and even when they were down, I knew the la chokers were imminent
JUST
>>64397301
Dem hawgs
>>64397336
wew, that was sweaty.
>>64397346
>tfw literally hovered over the bet and pussied out like a big time baby bitch.
After losing basically a special on the Hawks I thought I was fortunate to win back almost all of my wku reaping.
And metapoor accy wins? pfffffffffffffffft
>>64397446
it's ok, I still feel kind of bummed for not getting on thunder at like 5.00 in late second half of fourth quarter
I just KNEW choke paul was gonna happen but I felt I would be ok with winning/losing $100 if lil b was in the building
>>64397399
Still miffed about that. We're up 21 in the 4th at one point
>>64397419
where is this strange character from? I keep seeing you post them but I don't recognize it.
is this a uruguay OC?
>>64397521
Were*
Fuck autocorrect
>>64397536
I was a lurker in old starcraft generals, we had several avatar shitters, certain day everyone got tired of this and started ms painting one of said avatars (Mio of Nichijou) and it became the mascot of the general
Now I have a fuckhuge folder of said pics and am very fond of them
>>64397521
lost out on a few hundred burgers on that...
Dont worry brah we're all gonna make it
Is there anything left to bet on tonight or is it just comfy night bet conversations for now?
>>64397614
somebody throw out some muggy bovada in play we can all get small while we comfy night bet chat
Shaking with so much rage I can't sleep.
LIP DOTO INC LOL
>>64397624
They usually carry tennis at this point of the night
>>64397641
A few Hong Kong tennis games coming up and some obscure indian soccer game. Nothing I'd like to put money on
>>64397614
Hobart Hurricanes to win lad at $1.72.
Both sides with weak bowling but the heat are without 2 key players should be an easy win
>>64397713
Doubt bovada carries it. Cba to check though since I'm not home
>>64397713
>bowling
is it going to take a fortnight to finish or will it end tonight?
is there a stream?
>>64397728
about 3 hours.
https://sports.bovada.lv/cricket
>>64397728
Dunno, never tried looking for one but there's normally one on the game thread
>>64397728
Probably T20, so it'll end tonight. Bovada's down though, the cunts
>>64397756
just saw. was going to throw a cheeky $8.37 on to make my roll a multiple of 10.
>his roll ends in $7.27 or >$9.87
disgusting
Panthers this weekend -7 seems solid Riverboat Ron and the gang have expressed their desire to go 16-0 and they need to win this game to clinch homefield advantage against an Atlanta Falcons team playing to keep its playoff hopes alive but theyre rottinng at the core
Steelers -10 vs ravens is looking solid steelers are still playing for a playoff spot and indont see them benching their starters until theyre 2 scores up on a ravens team thats got nothing to play for but a draft pick
I would start tying these two to bets now before the line moves
Raiders ML looks solid too its going to be woodsons last game in the nfl and as a raider for 11 seasons theyre all going to be playing for him. Chargers really have nothing going besides Rivers and woodhead and theyd probably be better off with rivers 7 kids on the o-line also might as well be playing for draft picks at this point...
Steelers and panthers lines are probably gonna move
>>64397773
Back up now.
Watching a Nat Geo show about badass animals in the meantime. Wouldn't want to mess with a mother alligator desu
>get pulled over for speeding by an unmarked cop car
>asks me if I knew why he pulled me over
>say no
>says I was speeding and he clocked me at 116MPH
>tell him if he accounts for the rotation of the earth, my speed was within the standard error
>he laughs, says no, and gives me a ticket for 80 in a 65
T-thanks I guess
Shanghai Women -0.5 might be worth a punt, outscored 12-6 since the middle of the first half
>>64397836
Dying in a car crash is incredibly -ev, slow down
>>64397861
I value my time and having studied physics am aware that you can drive faster than the speed limits safely (maybe not 116, but a bit above)
Night bet is so much more comfy without the DACKEDS EAUN ROSSY BOY TEARS
>>64397948
agreed, I enjoy US sports betting hours the most.
Trying to join bet365. Is it safe to supply personal information or you guys use pseudonyms while signing up?
>>64397858
Tears if you didn't get on, etc etc
>>64397983
I'm not with 365 but I assume like most betting sites you have to confirm your Identity to withdraw?
>>64397983
Just lemme know your details and ill tell you which is safe and which isnt
>>64397923
>having studied physics am aware that you can drive faster than the speed limits safely
when is that ever covered in physics?
>>64397948
>DACKEDS EAUN ROSSY BOY TEARS
>le angry americans are just complaining about things they don't understand
>>64397992
>you have to confirm your Identity to withdraw?
How do they do that?
>>64398021
They ask for a valid id, proof of adress, etc
>>64397997
We covered it in my first semester about velocity and angles
>>64398021
>How do they do that?
hair folicle DNA tests. you have to send them a lock of your curls m8 along qith a copy of id and birth certificate. tears if you're bald
>>64398032
>We covered it in my first semester about velocity and angles
I mean, from personal experience I know you can since I speed constantly but 1st semester friction models are not suffice for any of that. Friction in general isn't modeled well outside of empirical results and - there is no term to account for the change in the coefficient of friction due to heat. I know Nascar tires are better than at sticking than a newtonian result suggests so perhaps that applies to normal tires and the newtonian result is an underestimate but on the other hand Nascar tires are designed to so that they stick better when heated.
I was thinking and even though Trouville's +2.5 lost (despite being a good bet IMO) I learned a lot from this match, not only about >le prestaking on basketball, but also about how to move around bookies' pricing
In football poor handicap pricings can be really profitable, a wrong handi in an obscure slags, youth or amateur match is automatically a special, while in basketball not so, because prestaking is so weak compared to manipulating handicaps in play and lines being more blurred than goals, points are more like a flow instead of a hallmark like goals
Totals are a different story, but I'm not confident about betting on that yet, even if I'm watching the match live I can't estimate totals properly yet
>>64398084
Keep up the good work lad
>>64398084
Explain to me how a losing bet is a good bet?
>>64398070
He is right though. My focus is on highway design and the posted speed is usually 10mph lower than the speed the road was designed for. And even then the design speed assumes wet roads, worn tires, etc. to make sure the geometry accounts for non-ideal conditions. You can probably safely go 20-25mph over if you're paying attention.
>>64398116
I was at the venue and if that match was played several other times Trouville would've won most of them. I don't pretend my bets to win, I intend my percentile estimates to be better than bookies'
lads, lads, lads, what is THE bet for today? i need some mug shit to throw away a few hundo on.
>>64398116
If your friend says he'll bet $5 to your $1 that a coin will land heads, and it does, was it a bad bet?
>>64398116
If I gave you @1,000,000 odds that the Pelicans would win the NBA Championship this year, would you take that bet?
>>64398116
>Explain to me how a losing bet is a good bet?
VALUE
A
L
U
E
For example, the Washington State Cougar football team lost to Stanford on a last second missed field goal. BUT you could get WSU ML at over 4.0 odds. The bet lost but it came down to a missed field goal and would have paid like 4.35.
VALUE
A
L
U
E
>>64398130
Sure, I get what your saying but at the end of the day a losing bet is a losing bet.
>>64398143
Hobart Hurricanes win lad
Cheeky on Ben Cutting best Brisbane batsmen
>>64398153
Of course, but there's no risk in that, so it really isn't a bet it's like getting a free lottery ticket.
>>64398165
But in the long run, doing that type of bet wins more often than it loses, leading to profitability
>>64398165
>Of course, but there's no risk in that, so it really isn't a bet it's like getting a free lottery ticket.
you would risk what you staked even if it was a dollar to win a million. and let's be real, the pelicans have a very small chance to win the NBA title but you should still throw every liquid cent you have on those odds because the implied odds (.01%) for a payout like that are different than the real odds (let's say, 1%) by a factor of 100
>>64398165
>at the end of the day a losing bet is a losing bet
This is true if you intend to bet only once and take it as a gamble
If I consistently beat bookies' estimates I'll make money over time
Now that it's calmed down I have to confess something, I didn't bet on Trouville because I'm forbidden to, but I suffered that loss even more because people trusted my tip, and as I explained on the thread after Euan posted the screenshot I would've gone SW or waited for a slightly bigger handi
Even then the +2.5 was good, as I said there was an incorrectly unallowed dunk at the end and mad refball against Trouville. In the worst scenario possible for them the match was still defined by a coinflip, ergo it was value
>>64398165
The point is that the probability of the event occurring is greater than the implied probability given by the odds. Let's say you're on a roulette table and red pays 2:1, but black pays 3:1. You'd play black every time wouldn't you? Even if you lose some spins you know you're going to come out ahead in the end because the odds of it happening are better than the implied probability from those 3:1 odds.
>>64398223
>I didn't bet on Trouville because I'm forbidden to
pls explain
>>64398165
>>64398209
to put it into more real terms if $1000 dollarydoos was all the money you had in the world and a genius gave you the opportunity of taking those odds 100 times you would be expected to have $901,000,000 dollarydoos
>>64398235
he works for am rball like service and can't bet on matches he covers
>>64398235
I provide info for bookies, so I'm forbidden to bet on the matches I'm covering. Or I'll get fired
That's the reason I know lots about the teams. Before I started working I only watched the football team I support. Now I had to learn about basketball, futsal, volley and many other sports for a living
>>64394722
What grad school? I'm in law tee bee ayche
>>64398278
A-are you the bet365 mole?
>>64398283
Pharmaceutical master race
>>64398306
Nah
Bet365 actually removed the futsal tournament I was covering the other days due to my #sickworldtips on Argentina slags and Peru. No one ever found another bookie that provided odds for that. I'll still get paid so whatever
>>64397009
1%, 2.5% fags BTFO
betting on non-mainstream sports is -ev
>>64398411
especially the last 2 weeks, TEARS at those who wern't on Watford against Liverpool & Lester against Chelsea & Neverton.
Jiangsu Women -9.5 desu
Based Hurricanes winning the toss.
>>64398511
Is it that important in cricket?
>>64398527
Generally yeah, if the first team scores a big total, puts a lot more pressure on the 2nd team to chase runs.
>>64398547
what were brisbane at pre toss?
>>64398463
are you rebacking on -2.5?
Hobart hurricanes tbqh
>>64398560
Don't remember exactly, was about 2.25 ish?
http://cdn5.crichd.in/sky-sports-1-live-streaming for stream
>>64398563
Excellent, now I can reback
Who /no idea what's going on/ here?
>>64398604
Each bowler bowls 6 balls which makes up 1 over, Batting team has 20 overs total.
We want Hurricanes to score close to 170/180.
>>64398563
it's happening
what is the in live bet for twenty20? Got on hurricanes pre match. Just go brisbane for the free money?
>>64398627
What about the wickets? How does that work?
>>64398661
if you hit it and someone catches it on the full, you are out. if the ball hits the stumps on a bowl, you are out. if the ball hits your leg, and would have otherwise hit the stumps if you leg wasn't there, you are out. If someone hits the wickets with the ball while you are outside the creases ~1meter away from the stumps, you are out.
out = wicket.
>>64398680
Does it matter how many outs you make?
>>64398689
teams have 10 batters. Once you get 9 of them out(so there is only 1 batter left), your innings ends and the other team bats.
>>64398701
So is it 20 overs or 9 wickets for the other team to bat?
>>64398742
Yes whichever happens first.
>>64398742
yes. other team bats after 20 overs OR all(9) out. It is twenty20, a short version of cricket, so most of the time it will be after the 20 overs, as there isn't much time to get everyone out.
>>64398640
Not yet, think the odds could blow out here, Brisbane ordinary bowling
>>64398761
well I just had a look at the offer, apparently it's not for NSW people. Hopefully I haven't thrown my money away on Hurricanes, although they are favourites, so I might be fine.
>>64398758
>>64398760
Cheers
>>64398781
Feel pretty safe on Hobart here, 1 wicket down after 9 overs should allow them to open up late.
HURRICANES BRINGING THE PAIN
Heat now out to $4... if you want to trade
Should of probably got 200 considering where they were at the 10 over mark, but 184 should be enough.
Get Lynn out and there probably home
>>64399087
I'm off to bed. Hopefully it comes in in the morning
>>64399100
:^)
>Uruguay
>>64392307
>best
The one where someone tips a bet and argues why. Absolute madman. Haven't seen it for a while.
>worst
there are so many shite ones
>can't stop topping up
>would love to test your chin
>bird worm bird worm
etc
By far the worst ones are those acknowledging or even worshipping trips and twitter personalities though. I will not mention any names since that's what they want.
>>64392329
Goff posting is the best
>>64399593
Looks like someones chin needs testing
Based hurricanes pull through
>>64399100
Easy
best: R O S S
worst: ameriburgers in general
Shandong Chinese basketball guaranteed win
>>64399593
zzzzzzzzzz
>>64399771
>The everything is fixed in China man
Is this a new gimmick?
>>64399771
Why
>>64399784
>le nestle chocolate milk man
Is this a new gimmick?
Still haven't come to terms with that Mainland Pride goal, haven't slept in a while, what the fuck was the ref thinking?
>this skedge
going to end up betting on Ugandan shite again, arent I?
Why the fuck are the Israeli slags games not on any website?
>>64399798
>racism
>>64399792
Look at the point differential, +139. Better offense and defense. Plus they got Beasley who is easily the most talented guy on the floor
Go to flashscore page, 21/12/2015 date, find in Greek football league the match "Panelefsiniakos - Chania" . Odds for home team which is at the bottom of the league started at 5.00 , on the day of the match the odds had dropped to 1.70. In the 2nd half Chania scores first then 3 goals out of nowhere come for Panelefsiniakos, final result 3-1. Fixed asf.
Another case I can remember, recently viitorul constanta played vs steaua bucurest twice, one for the league and one for the cup. It happened that I read a blog some days ago about Romanian league about which teams help which and that viitorul constanta with steaua always exchange points, mostly in favour of steaua. And that's what happened in both cases, both final scores 0-1 and the odds for Steaua were at 2.00 both times. Good money made there.
>>64399792
>>64399811
Meant Shandong pd is +139
Donguan is - 30
>>64399814
Panelefsiniakos game with Xanthi just couple days ago seemed fixed as well. I wonder how fans are dealing with that.
let's make some money today /bet/
Get on the clippers they said
Ty based OKC
So much on Ankara Yemihalle handis cannot inhale
>>64399886
Hurricanes was easy money tonight, Renegades easy money tomorrow
This 365 offer is a joke, they surely have to pull this, I'm up so much now.
That said... The bookies are pricing all the pre-gamers correctly now so alot of the value in the BBL is gone. I've made absolute bank out of the Thunder who were grossly underrated at the start
They're even starting to get the in-game prices right.
>>64399966
That's nice dear
>>64399917
Started on a -28.5 and are up by 21 goals at half time, comfy times.
>>64399958
What bet365 offer?
>>64399980
I'm on -33.5
>>64400101
Down so much on this shit totally unbelievable
Shandong easy money
Any bets for tonight lids?
>>64400192
Thanks lid
>>64400191
Surreal, guess it's a bag of lentils on christmas eve for me
>>64400191
Are you the swede with the small roll?
>>64400218
No it's the >excellent now I can reback swede
wtb
Currently listening to Spotify, doing a VAT return and analysing 11 years of racing data.
>>64400222
URA 0ah
>>64400228
Why?
>>64400222
Sibir novosibirsk KHL
>>64400232
They are better.
What on earth are we going to bet on today please?
*anyone saying darts will be blocked
>>64400228
on, thanks for feeding my addiction
>tfw you have an amazing shit and you feel so much lighter and comfortable after
>>64400325
>tfw it actually hurts to push out
Lovely feeling
>>64400334
Not when you get an anal fissure.
>>64400325
>tfw you wipe and there is a bit of blood
worrying
>back at parents for a week
>christmas betting schedule
what the sweet FUCK am i supposed to do?
>>64400366
>tfw your left testicle pops back out of your body after you ejaculate
>>64400368
Xmas day Arab games await
>>64400252
>he hasn't seen the 3 (THREE) larges
Absolutely disgusting sums on URA 0ah, what a ridiculous line to set them at. I really want to enjoy all the mountains I'm going to get from this but I can't help but feel sorry for all the starving kiddies in Uganda who are going to bed hungry while I make sickening amounts so easily on their football.
>>64400406
Ends 0-0
>>64400406
Not as funny when you do it, not sure why, shame really as it tends to be a funny gimmick
>>64400406
medium at most desu
>wake up at 545 am
>check skedge
So dire I might as well crank one out, drink a beer and go back to bed
>>64400406
>Putting the wifes childrens Christmas in the hands of Euan
After breaking rank and betting on the -ev NBA tips last night seriously needing this to turn around my fortunes or its turkey dinosaurs on Christmas again
EUAN PARK BOOM
>>64400406
never ever gonna happen EVER
>>64400439
Poor cat.
NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO, THERES NO DANDRUFF
>>64400540
7/10 would eat
>>64400540
Nutty texture with oaky overtones. Well done lid
>>64400540
did you eat an entire butt plug for dinner?
>>64400540
quality british /bet/ post
>waking up to comfy looking hawks spread being btfo by a 39 point 4th quarter from portland
wish i had stayed up and hedged it 2bh
i wonder if a 4th quarter algorithm could be profitable. I mean for a part it's confirmation bias but it really does seem like the majority of 15-30 point leads get cut in the 4th
Why doesn't /bet/ talk about this BIG BOY?
>people who don't walk on the left side of the pavement when there are people walking the other way
scum
>>64400540
>me when I find you
score URA ffs
Physically cannot stop myself pressing the place bet button on URA 0ah. Maroon's tired little impoverished legs must be BEGGING for the FT whistle after defending for 75 minutes. Cannot think of the unmentionable sums I will be up once URA score
>>64400756
how do you know?
>>64400783
when you know, you know.
Need spoonfed a Portuguese u19 tip like A I R
rball guy KNOWS a goal is coming. Just cant stop twitching on the suspend button. Same as I cant stop topping up
>>64400858
r u having a laugh it ended 0-0
I bet Euan knew about a 0-0 fix and kept topping up on CS and Draw while the rest of us were getting on a bet that will be void so we can't hate him for losing us money
>>64400880
yeah that must be it
Ungodly sums refunded. TRIPLE DAs. Sickening.
>>64400880
Haha you got me lad. Enjoy your refund while I'm UAC on 0-0 CS
>>64400919
SO SHREWD HE IS SO SO SHREWD
Need an addict bet
>tfw I have to spend my morning talking to poor people instead of betting
This general needs to be removed from /sp/ next
It's like reddit in here
Is there anywhere to bet on manager change for next season? Pellegrini's brother (a politician) just confirmed some minutes ago that Pep will take over Manchester City next season, and Pellegrini ended up making a $$$ agreement with the City directors.
>>64401000
>still struggling to cope with the fact that /bet/ IS /sp/
>>64401000
Piss off Cote d'Ivoire.
>>64401006
Yes. Most bookies will have a "Team X next manager" market. Got a link to a source on your story?
>>64401000
>It's like reddit in here
1) reddit mug bettors don't know dick. we're streets above reddit
2)/bet/ is /sp/
>>64400985
>talking to poor people instead of betting
why though?
>>64401006
the best odds you can get are 1.33 on betfair lid, guess it's still +ev but then again
>trusting politicians
>>64401027
Have to go the TANF (welfare) meeting at the department of human services, to try to convince poor people that being on TANF is seriously negative ev
>>64400985
> implying that's not the same exact thing as posting on /bet/
>>64401065
you work for the government m8?
>>64401076
Lel
>>64401080
Non-Profit lad
>>64401080
need elections fix like A I R
>>64401094
>he doesn't pay to rig 3rd world elections via the the dark web using bitcoins and then bet on them
zzzzzzzz
>>64401065
I imagine this is pretty hard to do desu. The moral philosophical concepts would be lost on them. I doubt they would even care about the real world implications of the growth of the welfare state. Telling them that getting a job is better is gonna be hard cause they've prob been on welfare for ages and has parents who were on it too.
What sort of things will you say?
>>64401152
"IMAGINE being a worthless welfare receiving little slug while white collar workers are making fat paychecks and buying their mums trips for the holidays."
>>64401090
>Non-Profit lad
Much like your betting then?
>>64401198
EUAN BRINGING THE BANTS
Is metacunt here?
Lad, there's a Dota2 game on in an hour where 85% of people think 1 team will win and they are the betting outsiders.
They also beat them 3 days ago. might smash tbqh.
>>64401198
>value in mainstream bants
Just woke up, how's today been lids?
>>64401152
In the state of Illinois, the amount of "volunteer" work and classes they make you attend ever week to get a TANF check averages out to about $2.57 an hour
>>64401253
He's the first North American to be accepted into the BT/JWest FB group. His first post was that very team lid saying it was INSANE VALUE, lump on!
>>64401292
Thanks lad going all in.
S H A K I N G
>>64401316
two hours until my deposit limit changes and I can go HUGE on some mainstream value
>>64401198
Cheeky bet on there being a special teams or defensive score in the Utah State-Akron game @2.45. Both defenses are "good" and I'm hoping for a pick six or a fumble recovery TD.
>>64401337
>needs a deposit limit
>thinks there's value in mainstream
Makes sense I suppose
>>64401367
>thinks Leicester @ 3.75 isn't value
pmsl more clueless than the bookies
>>64401367
I dont "need" a deposit limit. I just put one on when I started gambling over a year ago and havent used that bookie since, but they are the only one now carrying the bet I want to get on.
I have an unlimitable 365 so dont need other bubblegums usually.
>>64401392
>he missed 4.8
u, u. That was the real value
>>64401395
>>64401367
>unlimitable 365
yep all checks out
>>64401407
3.75 is still value, should be priced around 2.6
>>64401308
OG or TL?
>>64401410
zzzzzzz
>>64401433
yellow
>>64401415
yes m8 on you go bookies clueless
>>64401415
Leicester have only played 2 of the top 10 sides away and that's Everton and West Ham. 3.75 doesn't look far off the correct price imo
Akron @ +245 is the afternoon delight lids
Pistons @ +155 is the slumber party special
Tie em together and put a bow on it, Merry Christmas
HT/FT bonanza in Portugal lads
IMAGINE thinking you were shrewd finding a stream for a game only to realised it was going to be streamed on bet365
>>64401547
Turkish Cup? Wtb?
What's the Alpine Skiing bet lids?
>>64401547
what are you watching lid
>>64401539
i assume you mean 2/1s? was on atletico cp u19 from HT, were there a few more?
>>64401459
wait what :(
>>64401586
>1.002
How can someone be this big of a favorite in downhill gravity sticks?
>>64401584
Under 30 fans @ 1.66
>>64401590
Yellow Submarine v alternate, Dota 2 Hitbox championship.
Yellow is the bet lad
>>64401598
>tigwr
Just
>>64401502
And Liverpool have only played 2 of the top 10 sides at home - Crystal Palace and West Ham and lost to both.
>>64401584
mersin in financial troubles, blew a home lead against 10 men kasimpasa, they are still scoring so it's probably correctly priced, not to mention they beat rize 3-0 few rounds ago
personally i got on small o4.5 @6.50 on BV, if mersin score or look like they don't care value will be on rize, didn't check but rize should play a full strength squad
Why aren't the Israeli womens games priced up anywhere tonight? Serious answers only please
>>64401640
Pleasing
genuinely thinking about smacking rize - with a goal this early, mersin players have been living off food stamps and supplies stolen from crashed russian planes, will have to wait a few minutes to feel right pls don't score/drift
pmsl if you missed the fix.
>>64401680
They're absolutely HANK MARVIN, can hear their stomachs RUMBLING from here. They must be feeling so FAINT and DISOREINTATED, rebacking minus LARGE.
>He didnt get on 'Any NFL Team to go 16-0' @250 at the start of the season
tears!
slow day, wtb
>>64401606
thanks man. Looks like betfair is screwing me
>>64401693
*laughs*
Aftertiming?
>>64401693
Mackers
>>64401680
>tfw watching the whole game and didn't realise there was a goal
>tfw I have no face
>>64401701
>He didn't get on germany @8 to be the first country to find alien life.
tears
>>64401600
Quite clearly more than 30
So much NCAAB. Shaking. What are the bets Aneribets?
>>64401733
it was value
The number of migrants and refugees crossing into Europe by land and sea this year illegally has passed one million, the International Organization for Migration (IOM) says.
This represents a fourfold rise on the total last year.
Most crossed by sea, with more than 800,000 travelling from Turkey to Greece. Half are migrants from Syria.
Eleven more migrants drowned on Tuesday, adding to the IOM toll of 3,695 dying or missing at sea.
Anyone else think Euan isnt actually shrewd?
>>64401755
Utah handicaps
>>64401799
How did you come to that conclusion?
>>64401801
>NCAAB
>>64401799
He clearly is though, he's certainly a lot shrewder now compared to last year. Think the lad has done quite well tbf
Kurt Drago is such a fucking addict. Why doesn't he just fix one of his Maltese games? As a CB he could guarantee O2.5 easily.
>>64401849
he's retired isnt he
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
What's THE Israeli cup bet then lids?
>SC2 markets in bet365
HOLY SHIT IT BEGIIIIIIIINS
>>64401695
need more cockney rhyming slang here 2bh, keeps the mind sharp like fractional odds
>>64401778
>tfw our government insisted we will take in 200(two hundred) sand people
>some ''leaked'' euro document talks about 1500-2800
starting to worry a bit, thought we'd get off lightly. thankfully we have some great right wing lads with shaved heads who will surely help our new friends integrate and become proud citizens
>>64401906
/bet/ private island w h e n
Still shaking over Trouville how could the ref disallow a last second dunk? Need a webm.
>>64402021
Same, got a couple of Christmas Tinners in the cupboard. Kids are getting a few old pokemon cards for Christmas... DOWN
>>64401900
What's the bet?
hop on o4 1st half corners on hapoel jerusalem vs hapoel rishon lezion @2.0 now
>>64401701
>he didn't get on Germany to win 7-1 @ 501
tears!
>>64402043
No idea I stopped watching it months ago
T E A R S
Reading TL now to see if I find anything reasonable. Don't want to pull a metaknight and bet on all the favorites just because
>>64402033
>not selling them to a collector for sums
rize looking good, might top up on the 0ah if they get a good 2nd half start
anyone watching the stream? do mersin lads look suicidal?
>>64402083
None of their kits even fit them lad, they're seriously malnourished.. Left Back was trying to eat the corner flag PMSL
What will everyone have for Christmas Dinner?
>>64402033
it's not too late lad, o50 in the temple toledo game
>>64402115
Whatever I can fish out of the freezer probably
>>64402106
shaking, will send a small biscuit ration from the winnings
skedge looking dire tonight, feeling the need to be spoonfed jap slag cup bets by jay west
>>64402115
After Trouville, think this is on the cards tbqh
>>64402053
>>64401701
>they didn't get on Leicester to be top of the table at Christmas @ 1001
>>64402139
>>64402148
>>64402162
lads pls
I'm going to put a fiver on Reality and Life just for the giggles
I will be very UPSET and ANNOYED if these Israeli slags games have been played and not carried.
>>64402249
zzzzzz take a walk
lads, someone got a hold of my skrill password somehow and paid 230 to roboforex LP, sent a ticket to skrill and stuff, am i fucked? i have never sent money to that site and they should have the IP anyway right?
>>64402249
They will have
>>64402280
Cheers lid
On Maccabi Herzila -4 small
Huge Gulf here, 4th in the 2nd tier v 3rd in the 5th tier. The 5th tier is broken up into 7 different regional leagues so it's an appalling standard.
>>64402321
Dedi22
Goody
>>64402321
Shaking
Need goals
>>64402321
-2 line already
d-do I hop on lads?
>>64402414
I got on -2, looks good
>>64402414
>>64402464
rball doesn't suggest that they're on top enough to win by 3 goals though
Looks like the Wick Academy players are looking for a little Christmas bonus, if you know what I mean. ;)
>>64402512
I dont know what you mean.
>>64402512
You've lost me.
>>64402512
Huh?
>>64402512
Seething I'm not on, cba taking odds on. Reckon they win but were 2.75 yesterday.
Where do I get the rball for these Dota2 matches?
What does everyone do inbetween bets? I reckon I have a fairly decent social life, but rainy nights at home are so boring. I think betting has done something to my dopamine receptors preventing me from enjoying anything that isn't betting.
>>64402512
>Highland League club Wick and their loyal supporters face a mammoth 520-mile round trip today to face Linlithgow, who have won the Scottish Junior Cup on four occasions.
But they will be suffering F A T I G U E after such a long journey on a small pokey bus will the not?
>>64402547
walk the dog
>>64402547
Have sex, test chins, walk the dog and shout at me mum
M E R S I N
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>the kebab filled shit tip known as Rize
How can you possibly fail to win against a team that is STARVING.
>>64402594
obviously motivated by the hordes of rabid fans
need a rize goal like A I R for the o4.5 and a refund
>>64402594
At ht the president walked out and said the players would all get maccy d's if they turned the game around, such an impressive second half
>>64402646
Tbf they've been so wasteful, could've had 4 or 5 goals themselves.
>>64402321
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Down thousands
LVG GONE
LUMP ON ASAP
>rize blowing a 2 goal lead but not enough for o4.5
>herzliya conceding the first goal
>most likely going to lose a quarter of my roll to some russian fuck who got a hold of my password
feel ill, not sure what kind of regrettable shit i'll do if skrill doesn't refund the shekels
>>64402547
Talk to girls or play Madden currently.
>>64402742
english, lad
>>64402747
what kind of password did you have?
>>64402747
Someone on pga had their skrill hacked the other day too, hmm
>>64402742
>accidentally sent a £88,888,888 bet to the Coral trader when I was checking how much to deposit
>he pulled the market
>>64402747
How has someone got your password? Where do you think it happened mate?
>>64402742
Where though? Odds destroyed everywhere it seems
New thread when?
What odds do we think 'no manager to leave' will be after van gaal is gone?
Can't see anyone else leaving except maybe garde and that'll probably be at the end of the season anyway.
Utah State -6.5 and Temple -2
>>64402764
a unique one with letters, numbers and and a character, scanned my shit twice and no keylogger
googled a bit and apparently when they were still moneybookers a lot of people had problems like mine, some even said that they sell the passwords but that sounds like tinfoil hat shit. weird that it happened after about 2 years of use and only day and a half after my acc was unsuspended due to verification.
missed the call centre they have by a few minutes, could have increased my chances by a lot i imagine
>>64402817
at least 15/1.
NEW
>>64402856
>>64402856
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