Bowling for lentils edition
Not doing Euan's edition subedition
Temple comeback sub-subedition
Previous thread >>64402856
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>The daily skedge will get progressively worse until the weekend sub-sub-sub edition.
gambling is haram
>>64409558
>Forgetting /bet/ in the subject line
Been a long day, hope our angry brit overlords will forgive me
>>64409623
>hope our angry brit overlords will forgive me
they fuck it up constantly, you're good mate
>>64409529
>muh inplay
I got hooked by this meme
>could have got on Nuggets -6ish +100
/bet/ is like earth after the rapture, all the shrewd Brits were called back to pga by mackers, leaving us heathen amerifrees to deal with the Brits that turned away from the teachings of the father
the giant cuck that is >ameribets sub-sub-sub-sub edition
>>64409666
tears buddy
>>64409623
Don't worry. It's pretty much accepted that Americans make dire threads.
>>64409651
>+100
american odds are barely excusable when talking to other Americans but holy shit just call it evens or 2 like every fucking bookie in the english speaking workd
Absolutely DAC desu, I'd rather die then eat lentils everyday till the end of the month. What is the quickest way to end myself?
>tfw no greek gf
What is THE bet for Christmas day
>Rags won
>Minny probably gonna win
>Tampa bottling at home
Hmmmmnnn
B A C K D O O R
A
C
K
O
O
R
>>64409701
>>tfw no greek gf
>What is THE bet for Christmas day
Lakers to get BTFO and Cavs for jokes
>>64409706
>Montreal scores as you post that
>>64409706
>the state of MetaKnight
metaKnight's setup is WORLD
>>64409697
'no'
>>64409706
>living in your own filth
why maple
>>64409742
Yeah well I know the game isn't over yet but fuck it, let's celebrate!
>>64409758
that's metaknight's digs mate
>>64409758
>mfw even in full blown degeneracy I still kept my shit way cleaner than that
>>64409792
>>64409798
oh i guess i missed it
Best sleeping schedule for the gambler looking to get the most out of the daily skedge?
>>64409945
Considering buying this, what do you think lids?
>>64409945
Everyman with the major sleep from 12-4 cst
>>64410030
>>64409945
kek no idea why I tagged you in this Nestle m8. But clearly Dymaxion is the way forward
>>64409945
Biphasic or Monophasic. The others you will feel like shit if you miss a nap.
>>64409945
>tfw I sleep about 10 hours every night and nap during the day
>>64410110
NARCOLEPSY
A
R
C
O
L
E
P
S
Y
>>64409945
just do whatever feels right man
8 hrs is master race, though some studies suggest you need less sleep as you age.
Sleep is good
>Down $220 in hard cash
>up around $600 on bovada
Torn tbqh
>>64410110
I always feel worse waking up from a nap desu.
>>64409945
>regular person tier
monophasic
>alright tier
biphasic
>not enough sleep tier
everyman
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP tier
dymaxion or uberman
I have respect for you if you're willing to be awake 22 hours out of the day though
>>64409945
Are you also on Northern Illinois +9 tomorrow? I agree with Bowling Green -7
>>64410436
What info do you have that the bookies dont? Or why do you think the bookies have the lines wrong?
You and I think some other anons said bowl season is great to profit on, why is this?
>>64410436
>trusting le cuck meister
no thanks son
>>64409945
Over 9000 hours in paint
>>64410486
I usually don't have any info that the bookies don't, but books typically struggle to create accurate nonpower conference lines. If you watch enough college (particularly non power conferences) you can tell what teams are good and what teams are horrible and whether the record of a team is indicative of how good they are.
>>64410525
Then fade them or ignore them. It's your money, it's your choice
>>64410486
Schools from different conferences get completely miss-priced. So far imo those have been SJSU and Louisiana Tech.
>>64410436
Can't say. Looks like a good bet at first glance, but I don't know anything about this Ryan Graham kid at QB for NIU. Might see if I can download a game or two. Would be all over Boise if he wouldn't though.
>>64410547
He hasnt been seen for a few hours, kinda worried desu.
>>64410547
0 hours sleep (100% passwords stolen)
>>64410547
chuckled heartily 3bh
>>64410561
*If he wouldn't start
Don't know how big of a change he brings to their offense.
>>64410557
It is really wild that people still confuse a betting discussion threat with a paid tipping service
>>64410547
Solid
>>64410561
Think Boise is being overrated. Northern Illinois isn't halfbad and could win it outright the way Boise ended the year
>>64410585
Exactly. I just post some of the bets that I get on on here and let people decide on their own whether or not to bet on the same thing. I don't scream YOU NEED TO GET ON THIS IT'S THE BIGGEST MISPRICE IN THE HISTORY OF BETTING. I simply post what I bet on in case people are looking for something to bet on
>>64410670
-ev
>>64410670
How much you up in 2015 lid?
>>64410699
If that's what your opinion of it is, then lay my tips or ignore them. I know I've been profitable in the long run and that I don't have anything to prove to anyone.
My EPL bet for the week:
Watford-Chelsea
I'm on:
Draw 1U @ 4.40
Watford Win 0.58 U @ 7.50
>>64410714
Haven't kept a spreadsheet for the whole year, but low 5 figures would be accurate.
>>64409651
>this would have lost
>inplay LAKERS +8.5 -123 won
>the first large bet I actually made
wew lads
>>64410611
I just checked and realized Graham took over in the Toledo game. It's the only game I've seen him play, but he looked pretty good. Still undecided though.
>>64410727
>Implying Chelsea will not go on a 15 game winning streak now that Jose is gone.
>>64410756
For both teams having not really beaten anyone that's good (Northern Illinois probably has the best win between the two of them @ Toledo), 9 points is a lot to ask IMO.
>>64410715
>if that's what your opinion of it is
Honestly liddo, betting on something without a proper edge IS -ev. You have no edge over the bookie on collge football/basketball let alone NBA/NFL so your bets are certainly -ev. You're a slug at the end of the day....
>>64410756
>Implying Chelsea will not go on a 15 game winning streak now that Jose is gone
It's a possibility, I'm only on small. Those odds were just too good to pass up though. People are overhyping cucksea t b h.
>>64410779
Then how have I profited consistently the past 3 years at those sports (excluding NFL, cause I cba to bet it)?
>>64409945
20 minute naps are so dumb, it takes me like 20 minutes to fall asleep
>>64410856
Not when you're body is trained to nap
>>64410827
You haven't. That's the long and the short of it. Make a spreadsheet starting January 1st 2016 Keep it going all the way to January 1st 2017. Make it publicly viewable (so we can see you're keeping it 100% legit).. and if you're in profit after the year. I will paypal you £10,000.
Won't happen, cause you don't profit. Simple as that
>>64410885
Angry brit anon really stepping up his angry brit anon gimmick
>>64410885
>>64410885
Would it suffice your autism if I posted every single slip before an event?
>>64410918
>>64410936
>place a ML bet on Alabama in the first week of the season for college football
>don't place any other bets on college football the rest of the year
>???????
>PROFIT!
>>64410949
Nope, I'm being dead serious. Keep a years worth of consistent profit and I will pay you ten grand..
can't be that hard eh ;)
>>64410969
They're playing USC the first week. Watch out, angry brit anon might come tell you it's -ev
>>64410997
This will have to suffice until then
>>64411004
Might have to take Duke ML for basketball week 1 than
>>64410997
Trip on lad
well, i tuned in hoping for comfy night /bet/, instead i got salty brit anon tears.
Only won $400 today lads. Not a good feeling.
Side note: the canadian anons' lottery on ice tips got BTFO LOL
Side note #2: ameribets getting some backlash for some bad tips; don't worry bro, i know that feel!
cheer up laddies, christmas time is here. go eat some christmas feasts, and find a nice little snow bunny to cuddle with on christmas eve. That's what I'll be doing.
>>64411034
Doesn't suffice at all. You up for the challenge or not? I'll keep a spreadsheet of my bets, if you're up more than me after the year. I'll pay you double.
>>64411035
kek. LOVE to know what 'trip' you think I am.
>>64411057
Misunderstood me lad, just want you to trip up for this ameribets challenge
>>64411057
If you set it up, sure, but I usually don't bet on college football in January, so those bets will have to wait until September
>>64410997
You won't pay him though. Plus I understand what you're getting at, seems like it's impossible to profit when you can solely bet on mainstream stuff but idk why you are bothered. Ameribets is a good lad not like he's talking shit constantly like that burgeranon.
>>64411079
Should have said 'trip up' then shouldn't you ;)
>>64411095
Had a lot of Bombay tonight friend :)
>>64411053
>>64411158
>.gif
>isn't a gif
slightly triggered
>>64410779
>Honestly liddo, betting on something without a proper edge IS -ev. You have no edge over the bookie on collge football/basketball let alone NBA/NFL so your bets are certainly -ev. You're a slug at the end of the day....
Write out the formula for calculating EV right now without googling it or loozing at the last thread you mug.
You're just pissed that you can't profit outside bubble gum bets and you think you're a betting god so you can't FATHOM how somebody else can do it better than you.
>>64411090
>like that burgeranon.
sup mug
>>64411158
<----you
>>64411210
>formula
o i am laffin.
go away child, go back to trying to perfect your formula/model and leave +ev bets to the big boys with the proper info.
so, bet365 finally sent me my career history. they sent it in .rtf format, looks like it's tab delimitted. anyone know the easiest way to convert this to a spreadsheet?
>>64411232
How do you feel about that upcoming dota tilt m8, ml seems off considering recent results.
>>64411252
You should be able to open .rtf in excel
>>64411232
>implying I don't just fuck a latex glove watching Bailey Jay
>>64411252
You should be able to convert rtf into an excel file with a bit of jiggering in word pad
>>64411264
lel. Did you set up a date with the tinder girl last night?
>>64411243
>He thinks he understands EV but he can't remember a 4 variable formula off the top of his head or derive it instantly
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I really can't wrap my mind around the arrogance of brit anons following their little twitter tips on bet365 holy shit
>>64411252
you can't open it in excel? there's also a function in excel to separate delimiters that's not too hard.
>>64411284
>tfw she's busy til next week
>tfw she won't marry me ever
Tinder is like my only Avenue towards women right now too because all the girls I hangout with are trying to stay sober and it's sort of taboo to fuck girls in early sobriety...and practically every girl my age is in early sobriety.
>>64411243
>formula/model
My favourite American betting resource tbqhf. Love it when those little mugs on /r/sportsbook their "models" get blown out on a weekly basis.
Keep going at it lads. You'll beat "Vegas" someday!
>>64411288
kek
>>64411274
>>64411301
thanks lads, didn't realize excel can handle .rtf's
which doto game were you referring to?
>>64411324
H-how old are you?
>tfw double date when I get back to Denver
>the sheets haven't dried yet from when she came earlier today, but you're too tired to bother changing them
Time for an /everymannap/ see you in a bit /bet/.
>>64411329
I'm not saying I gave some Vegas beating model or anything even close to that. But
if you literally can't even calculate basic EV then how could you EVER say a bet is +EV?
December has been quite comfy lads.
>>64411389
You literally don't get it haha
Ah well enjoy -ev m8 kek
>>64411389
have* a model
>>64411339
Redemption mineski
>>64411395
have fun following tips you blindly assume are +ev without ever understanding what that even means.
I'm not sure you could even give a satisfactory definition of ev at this point. You sure seem to throw the term around a lot without any substance
>>64411430
>so over his head understanding basic concepts he has to resort to tired gimmicks
here's your (you)
Lads, last race at William hill/sandown park in 20 mins.
6.spreadeagled e/w $6.5/2.40 over the odds here and the price is starting to get smashed, comes into this fresh 2nd up should be too strong for this field.
Reminder that the Melbourne Renegades are >free money tonight after our Hobart success last night
>>64411419
considering their recent form, that odd looks quite nice. but i haven't watched them enough to know. should be a close match, there may be some vaue on redemption @ 2.2.
i don't normally like to pre-bet dota, i rely 95% on in-play dota bets.
>>64411548
Already on m8. Cheers for the tips
>>64411553
That's how we were looking at it. Wish we had access to ingame esports in the us, could have made a killing on yellow sub today
>>64411591
>Wish we had access to ingame esports in the us, could have made a killing on yellow sub today
I would start religiously watching league again if we had in play e sports.
At least yellow sub was probably clear value pre stake but that seems rare. Many matches could start with bad team composition and your value is gone before the match even starts
>Cricket not on for another 2 bongs
Guess I'll watch jeopardy
>>64411698
Northern Iowa Hawaii should be a good one
>>64411531
Absolutely smashed price late, but held on to win.
in the next at Warwick farm
Going on 2.danz the man e/w $6/$2.20
Heading out so won't see the race myself but think it should win this
>>64411713
>still isn't in play
Hello please fix this bovada
>>64411813
>Hawaii is really crisp on their passing
>PG just threw an ally oop to God
Nice try announcer
>>64411843
Everyone looks incredibly comfy in their hawaiian shirts though
>>64411843
finally found a stream
>tfw really don't like hawaii college teams after going there
>tfw also have a lot of money on this after rebacking temple and utah
conflicted feels today
>waterfall captcha
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>64411859
Wouldn't you be?
>>64411867
Mele kalikimaka anon
Reply to this post and explain why there's any point in an EV calculation when the formula has data that comes from the bookie anyway
>>64411922
your total payout is directly based on the odds they offer. 1.78 vs 1.89 has a different ev for the same event since the true odds of the event occuring would be a constant in this example.
The true odds of the event happening is of course unknowable, which is why you have to know the sport extremely well in order to quantify ev at all.
>>64411867
you had a rough day family. who are you on?
>>64411996
3way parlay with 2 legs complete with only hawaii ml remaining, hawaii ML, and hawaii -4
>>64412047
good luck, man, looking good. Bovada decided not to take the game in play after all
The bets for tomorrow
>>64412133
i hope they can just hold the lead now, a bit of regret of not going on spread for everything after I just learned that nuggets got kekked by kobe after up 20
I can't see much, almost nothing. His face is weak. Is it Christmas yet? /bet only knows
Enjoying this halftime entertainment in the Hawaii game. Doesn't get better than this
>>64412175
just curious, what would you say your track record is with these?
saw the akron+something else win earlier but didn't bother to get on
Does the Australia cricket anon have a stream for tonight?
>>64412193
Northern Iowa really just need to set a pick for their PG around halfcourt since he's so fast, but I like how Hawaii plays
>>64412244
will be on first row sports probably
>>64412244
The link I posted yesterday will work for today. Not at computer tho, it was crichd. Something
>>64412303
It's on first row now. Going to feel like a kid waking up on Christmas if my late night bets come in while I sleep
Sixers won the toss and elected to bowl, guessing the pitch suits bowlers here.
Don't mind it tho, renegades are likely to get off to a quick start and make it easy to trade
Ben Carson @101 to become the next president is absolute value. If he gets the nomination you can just hedge the shit out of it with whoever the democratic nomination is.
Also was gonna back Aaron Finch to be the highest scoring renegades player but it was too short.
Backed him for Man/player of the match at 9s tho because if he is the highest scoring player there's no way he doesn't get it.
>>64412369
>look at the polls
>fucking ted cruz is right on trumps ass
Ted cruz is a total asshat. Oh well, stuck a cheeky tenner on Ben. The race is still pretty wide open.
>>64411548
On sixers tbqh
>the queen to say bet365 in her new year speech is paying $1001
absolute TOP value. I'll have you know she is a genuine fulltime /bet/ shitposter
>>64412436
>conflicting aussie cricket opinions
w-what's going to become of muh tenner?
Why is the stadium so empty?
>>64412456
because it is cricket(which has smaller crowds to begin with) on a wednesday night, 2 days before christmas.
>>64412456
Couch is comfier
>>64412192
Hello friend, how's life?
>>64412496
>>64412504
How much does the top scorer typically score?
>>64412444
Trips do not lie
Wasn't Gayle trash in the last world cup?
>>64412572
Gayle's like current day Kobi could once Btfo people, nowadays he struggles with the occasional big performance
How much you guys up this year?
Just found this in my old screenshot folder of previous logs, is this how someone can literally bet like /freemoney/?
>>64412639
6 figs
Any good bets today? Getting Christmas sweats
>>64412656
>betting $2000 to win $100
my god man
um how are the renegades doing
>>64412884
Struggling, bowlers wicket tho, if they can get 150/160 it should be enough
>>64412930
>>64412930
150/160 is easily overrun, need 170+
>>64412937
Yeah not sure, average score here is 150 and the slow outfield with the drop in pitches can be annoying.
Are the Bowling Green and Northern Illinois misprices as bad as they look? Or is there something else going on?
Bowling Green is so far off I would normally think injury.
>>64412192
THE KING IS BACK
>no subject line
utter, utter
>call skrill customer service
>brit qt starts giving me ASMR
literally had to tell her 3 times to speak up, maybe my voice is too alpha
>>64409558
>no /bet/ title
Fucking kill yourself. Should have done it myself
>>64413186
>Fucking kill yourself. Should have done it myself
you forget to put /bet/ in the title all the time though
>renegades all over them
Comfy mode
>>64413208
no he meant he should have killed you himself
>>64413208
At least I use decent images.
>>64413223
Would like them to get Maddinson out for cheap tbqh. Lad is in top form.
>>64413267
Looks like all you had to do was ask
>>64413262
eh, I'll give you that one. Agree OP is kinda weak
http://www.cricbuzz.com/live-cricket-scores/15105/mlr-vs-sys-8th-match-big-bash-league-2015-16
Is this the right match?
>>64413262
What you asked for for Christmas mate?
>>64413310
Yes
>>64413310
Yea thats it
Fucking Melbourne cunts choking in the 4th
>>64413313
A unibet, betsafe, and a fonbet account.
>>64413374
>he STILL can't profit in Asia
Need a wicket like air
>>64413390
>eating soup with a knife when you could use a spoon
>>64413474
Terrible analogy there lad.
missed it earlier, should I get on Melbourne now?
This is over
>>64413480
Unless there's some drastic wicket taking no
>>64413491
like that one?
>>64413509
wouldn't call 1 wicket drastic, if there's another 2 in the next couple of overs then feel free to call me a mong.
>>64413474
>Eating leftovers of the big boys feasting in asia
VALUE
Couple more Chinese basketball locks
Shanxi dragons 2.4
Zhejiang Guangsha Lions 2.1
>>64413555
Cannot be real
Going to bet mainstream only unless its a fix thqh, good luck lads
>>64413555
>was 1/10000
Where? That's value
>>64413555
Cannot spake
>>64413588
There's been plenty of loss leading offers in the past
>Brazil to wear yellow in WC
>Man U to win a corner
>>64413588
Max bet will be like a fiver
>these last 3 overs
>>64413555
might take this desu, I don't have a Skybet so I guess I'll make one, take this offer, and withdraw
>>64413814
>>64413814
Paid in free bets
Metropolspor +AH womens handball
>South African horse races
>Horse bolts through the gates
>Crashes straight into the barriers
>gets put down
KeK
We prestaking the sub again lads? Price is outrageous consider not much between the teams, back to trade out surely
>>64413963
Tears buddy
Whats THE Nepal vs Sri Lanka bet lids?
>>64414291
*was
U2.0
>>64414301
Yeah, got a small on that. Nepal looking the better though might get a little bit on -0.5
WTB
>>64413587
Anyone get on? Both won
>>64414373
Cheeky 5er. Cheers for tip!
One day they'll pay out
>>64414607
>funding terrorism and organised crime by betting on fixes
vile human
>>64414607
How can they wait so long to pay out? Did they give you a reason?
score Nepal ffs
INSIDER TIP
My sources at a renound soccer website are revealing a juicy play today.
Lokeren vs Anderlecht
o2.5
BTTS
Anderlecht -1
There is no such thing as a bad bet, only a bad price
-- Will Wilde, shrewdie extraordinaire
>>64414712
reddit?
>>64414726
N-no
Sherpas pls
>not even the rball guy can believe Sri Lanka scored
Kek.
Sri Lanka SURREAL
>>64414663
awwww
Nepal -VS- Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka [0.5] @ 1.85 EU
On dc pre and it's the same price at ht, better to be lucky than good desu
>>64414772
>my pennies
A-at least over .5 came in
>>64414833
>over .5
Congrats but absolute madman desu, both teams dogshit
>>64414850
Football is about scoring goals lad
>Nepalese defending
>>64414866
>CS 0-0 BTFO
'Sickening.
>>64414866
>Gurkha's actually try and defend my country
O I am laffin.
>>64414895
Had a €1 free bet on that, devastating
posting more webms in ded thread
>>64414935
She's a hot(t)i(e)
>>64414935
Requesting the one where some slag hurts herself from heading the ball
>>64414935
pmsl @ the ball hitting her
This is the GOAT for showing terrible defending
>auto post webms
>captcha expires
>>64414935
>>64414942
>>64414950
>didn't make a penny on this game
Please stop
>>64414953
Lel never noticed that
>>64414952
coming up
>>64414953
still funniest shit ever
>>64414952
>>64415095
Foul desu
>>64415111
It made us both UAC so never a foul desu
>>64414935
>had €1 on it
Fucking hell uni, that's a large for you isn't it?
>>64415126
Yeah mate, Christmas is cancelled
How about some nice women's football for a change?
everyone pick a game, research it, and we will all be UAC by christmas on Spanish shite
>>64415167
Think you've forgetting that on here we just belittle women who play football, demand they were lingere and are, in general, sexist, white, middle class boys
Any value on Cyprus' games?
both starting in 7 minutes
>>64415174
>Sariñena playing with a comfy outdoor hearth.
Large stake SW tbqh.
>>64415174
Suprised we dont do this more often. Would cover alot of ground in less time tbf!
>>64415230
I've brought it up several times, nobody is interested in sharing apparently
after extensive soccerway research, I have concluded that this is THE bet.
>>64415250
/bet accy for the day
>>64415250
on LARGE
>>64415230
>>64415240
>"research this"
>"ok"
>proceed to check wins on soccerway
thats why
>>64415250
Cheeky smedium on Lanzarote unders tbqh. Recent match reports suggest they've been dire on offense ever since their captain went out.
>>64412221
As long as one team doesnt end up running the table i see both overs hitting easily should be somewhat even matches. All four teams have hit those overs consistently throughout their schedule. Spurs are average a 13 point win differential on there season and I dont see the wolves holding them on the low side of that margin in the spurs house, sixers game goes without saying its the sixers
>>64415217
>He doesn't realise all the players will huddle around it for warmth and very little football will be played
Tears if you're not on unders desu
Whats the bowls bet of the day? Bowling green -7?
>Ibarra nice enough to post their lineups before games
#based
>>64415351
Yes.
>>64415328
Soccer way is fine for the absoloute basics but everyone here should know to look deeper
>>64415342
You can't really bet on the spurs until you're sure that pop won't cuck you and start Matt Bonner or some other bs
>>64415194
Anorthosis leading 0-1 15'
Next goal @1.50
>>64415250
cheeky tenner on
>>64415230
Because it's hard to trust that other random anons have done good research. It would end up with a few doing really in depth stuff and then some just checking soccerway.
Would only work in a closed group where everyone knows the others will put in the work too.
>>64415351
ideally, gs scores early and you can get a nicer spread. If they don't, I think gs will struggle to play from behind and it could be a blowout.
total seems kinda high considering flexbone triple
>>64415343
The games are being played in San Diego, California and Mobile, Alabama
Shaking for a bet
>wake up
>no cricket money whilst sleeping
o-okay
>>64415802
which one m8 pls share your suffering
What % of your roll is small, medium, large and special?
>make a stupid chase bet
>wrong team accidentally
>can't cash out
Sure is Christmas
>>64413555
*max stake = £1
Tiny bet on Las Palmas clean sheet yes. Supposedly they're having issues with their artificial turf and it's in a dire state for football. Would rather have staked u2.5, but I was having lunch. :^)
>>64415879
Small 0.5%, Medium 1%, Large 2.5%, Special 5%.
>>64415908
paid in free bets kek
>>64415217
Don't tell Mackers or he'll make it a large based on home team being able to warm themselves at the hearth at HT.
>>64415949
>Don't tell Mackers or he'll make it a large based on home team being able to warm themselves at the hearth at HT.
it's like you don't even want /freemoney/
>We are sorry to inform you that as of 14th January 2016, Betfair's products will no longer be available to residents of Canada.
Utter tears
>>64416019
Hope 365 is next.
>cant deposit into Ladbrokes
anyone else had this?
What do I put my 10$ loyalty bonus on?
>>64416144
back every favorite in the premier League in a single accy, no way it will lose
>wake up
>no virgin click money
>no cricket money
I guess it's lentils for lunch
Surely this is a mirage.
>>64416232
>trusting israel leagues
Never again desu
>>64416232
I was JUST about to say I dont think it is working properly and it goes 17-1. Time to lump on LARGE.
>>64416232
small on AH -1 cause I don't trust Jews with money tbqh
>>64416269
been burnt so many times with these israeli games, plus the no shots on the target is a little worrying
>>64416241
Aren't away meant to be a decent side? Remember earlier in the season people saying they had plenty of players with good experience/rich owners, may be mistaking them for another team though
>>64416223
>woke up in time to see virgins choke
shoulda just stayed in bed all day
>>64416316
Not a clue mate. I dont bet on (men's) Israeli shite.
LARGE on +1 desu
>Bhutan playing tomorrow
s h a k i n g
>2 DA's
>2 Shots on target
Want OUT.
>Rball babies can't even make the difference between good and bad rball
Awwww tears
>>64416382
Tournament is held in India though, so no >altitude
>>64416415
Aye, Maldives are tez though smacking +
>>64416528
Aye, gotta have something on our boys.
wtb
1.2k on Bowling Green.
>>64416586
POST SLIP
O
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S
L
I
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>>64416586
Double up guy?
>>64416396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mbfbCNK4kl
>>64416586
why is this a good bet?
>>64416232
cashed out, still 0 shots on target
>>64416753
Ameribets not DUE anymore (i think)
>>64416767
AWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64416767
Thank you for your sacrifice
>>64416767
1-0 :^)
>>64416232
anybody up for a reback?
This guy is pretty good when it comes to NBA guys.
https://twitter.com/MagnusBarstad
Usually posts pretty shortly before the games though, so gotta get on that shit quickly.
What's everyones opinion on leicester DnB @2.90?
<blog>
In other news, I got my gifts all done today. Ended up buying my stepdad 8 big chocolate bars because he jokingly said the only thing he wanted for christmas was for me to give back all the candy i'd taken outta the candy-drawer throughout the years.
Got my mom a gift-card at the bookstore so she can pass time while in the hospital getting chemo.
Went to the store my ex-gf always shops at to buy beer and chocolate bars and suspected I might see her, so I made sure to put on a coat she really liked and groomed myself nicely. Saw her and gave her a smile immediately as I entered the store, she was shopping with her mom while wearing comfy yogapants.
>her face when I looked better than ever
>yfw i post no face
Went for a dinner out with my family and some family friends and had a good time. Now on to the bets and getting /comfy/ for tonight. Happy holidays to you all.
</blog>
>44-23 half time
>suddenly 9-29 quarter
>game is now a 1 point difference
italy basketball, never again
>>64416793
>rebacking jews
FUCK THAT
>>64416797
ok that trip didn't work out as planned. I'll be using this instead then
>>64416805
actually I'm agreeing, not getting carried away this time
>>64416797
You seem like a nice guy mate. Hope you have a good Christmas.
>>64416797
i like lester DnB good value
>>64416797
comfy blog, cheers lad
>>64416797
post fit fuccboi
(hope you have a good Christmas, thanks for the twitter guy)
Anybody else reback BG when it hit -6? Can't stop topping up to dizzying heights. The vertigo is starting to kick in lads
Imagine being leveraged this far out on teenagers. IMAGINE
>>64416883
unders is THE bet
What do we think of Sam from Storage Hunters UK?
The absolute state of Jap Moot
Test
>>64416899
fucking hell, rebacking a passing offense without checking the weather. Nothing to blame but myself t b h
>Anderlecht
Damn you reddit
>>64416925
Would get it.
Bowling Green on a -4 on Skybet
>>64416981
what sport is this
>>64416989
NCAAF
>>64416989
Concussionball
Up insane from Ballymena, got some first team players involved and Linfield are just kids, one of them is CRYING and asking where his MUM is pmsl. Would have posted here but /bet/ was down
Lines dropped all the way from 7.5 to 4 PMSL. How can Ameribets be so SO clueless
>>64416981
This value, Vegas has it at -5.5 or -6
>>64417000
Am also on +2 pmsl
>bet is kill
>'no'
>>64415217
>tfw you'll never sit around a comfy hearth with the mates after smacking your opponent four to nil
>>64417000
Only got a small on +0.5 FH. Only got myself to blame really.
>>64417012
Line is dropping because of the weather.
>>64417028
There's really strong wind, it was actually behind Linfield first half. Should be a battering second half, Linfield kids going to be SOBBING.
who /comfy/ here
A-at least the f-flood warning ends a couple hours before the match
>>64417000
>tfw couldn't find Ballymena team so didn't bet
ill beyond desu
Pro Vercelli 0.0 worth a punt, dominating even with a red card
>>64417120
>he hasn't travelled to Northern Ireland purely to get contacts who will message you team news
>>64417061
why couldnt i have been born in a beautiful warm place like that instead of miserable england
Who /BoiseState-6.5/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHDia3Uafhw
>>64417141
I think I would rather off myself than visit Northern Ireland
test123
>>64417141
for real, where do you find team news for reserve divisions?
>>64417150
On Northern Illinois personally, but won't be on here during the game
Bowling green -3.5?
>>64417183
Cheers for the money lid :^)
>>64417150
>Trusting hurr state with your money
>>64414712
cheers lid. Got on U2.5, +1, and BTTS-no
2222222222222
>>64416899
Thanks for the weather report lid forecast this morning had precipitation @9% hopping ship (updated although no one cares)
>>64417174
Giants causeway is world lid, beautiful country
>>64417178
You have to travel to the country desu or find someone on a fans forum/FB page and cover their expenses
>>64417224
My contact just told me about the goal. Linfield goalkeeper was trying to do up his SHOELACES pmsl, apparently his DAD normally ties them for him, poor kid, he's in TEARS.
>>64417249
>beautiful
Easy there tiger
>>64417249
So I have to be a BIG BOY?
>>64417301
Belfast is dece too desu
>>64417319
Aye, only way
>post yfw the MAC outperforms the SEC in bowls this year
>we imMACulate
:/
>>64417341
gf is from Belfast actually, has its nice and rough parts
>>64417350
>players
>>64417350
>plAYErs
>stAYEd
>>64417350
Would delete this pal, bit embarrassing like
>>64417399
Aye, it certainly is
>finnie on a free jolly to the Caribbean
lucky slag
On masterchef when they make these really poncey dishes that you'd eat in one mouthful, is that the standard sort of thing you'd expect wehn you went to a posh restaurant? OR do they actually make decent sized meals?
>>64417465
That's exactly what you should expect. Awful practice really.
>>64417417
inb4 Mackers ends up staying in the hotel 24/7 and loses his head/roll
Poor girl
>>64417477
What a world we live in eh
>>64417465
Just take her to Nandos lid
>>64417465
The posher it is, the less you get to eat.
Which brings me to something I was wondering a while ago: is eating out one of the most -ev things you can do?
Maybe buying a new car? (although a decent new car is more like a gift to yourself for being rich)
>>64417521
>is eating out one of the most -ev things you can do?
definitely
Hi /bet/
Just like to let you all know that my wife gave birth to our first child at 10:41 this morning!
All welcome to the world - Nadiq.
The bravery of that woman was astounding and we're all doing well.
Can't wait to get them home tomorrow!
>>64417566
Having a child is -ev desu
>>64417521
Yeah it is but I love it. The longer I've been gambling the more I go out for dinner, probably do it 3/4 times a week. It's the social aspect and getting me out of the house really.
>out for dinner with ex uni course mates
>stick a bet on just after starter
>pays for the 3 courses
Nice feel. Would never, ever buy a new car though, that's just stupid.
>>64417465
You're supposed to order multiple plates lad
>Poorthern Illinois
>>64417566
>I know, pretending to be a paki will really get at those little englanders!!!!
>>64417465
>On masterchef when they make these really poncey dishes that you'd eat in one mouthful, is that the standard sort of thing you'd expect wehn you went to a posh restaurant? OR do they actually make decent sized meals?
That's one course you silly. In really high end restaurants you get multiple small courses generally
>>64417603
>implying he's pretending
>implying he's not betting is haram man
>>64417603
I'm white british
Who's in /180/ talking about m-muh model?
How come you guys don't tip fixes like reddit?
>>64417665
Nice b8 m8
>>64416144
Leicester, Stoke, Arsenal and draw in Villa v West Ham 4-fold
so wtb?
>>64417708
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/3xva7q/trabzonspor_gaziantepspor_quality_turk_match/
>>64417789
There are no bets to make until after Christmas now senpai, skedge is tez
>>64417819
I was talking about us not discussing fixes. You Americans can't get enough of ROSSY BOY
>Get on 1Q overs in Boise State game
>They start doing air raid shit
>NIU's corner gets hurt
>>64417819
did anyone see this on bf?
>>64417819
Lose about 20 BettingIQ points ever time I go to that place.
>>64417904
Wasn't fixed, away side were very weak. Scored a fluke goal and then defended their lead. They hit the bar last minute so wasn't like they were accepting the loss, could have easily gone 2-2.
This Christmas TV skedge looks ____
>>64417985
been shit for about 15 years
How do I find value in in-play basketball? I see people post about it but never really see it
Boise surreal
>>64418034
Ameribets really going to stretch those legs today.
>“Most of the time no one had a clue as to whom the players on the pitch were, so the bookies would have to wait until several minutes into the match to figure out the standard of the teams and offer the adequate odds on handicap and total goals scored.
>Red team would kick off against White team and then, about five minutes into the match, the bookies would shout, "Give you half-ball on Red", and open the gambling.”
>you will never be a gambler in the early 80s
Reminder Ameribets is on +8
>>64418088
>you will never be a bookie in the early 80s
Qualifications needed: Being a J U D G E
mfw someone tells me they haven't bet on THE accy of the week.
>Boise lining up in the wildcat
I hate this meme team circus offense so much
>>64418014
Think it's when there's a mental quarter where the favourite gets smacked and line moves too far
>>64418126
>tell one team to take it easy for five mins
>profit
Reminder that unless you have 7/10 facial aesthetics, 7inch+ wrists and are 5'10+ there is no point in betting, or, infact, doing anything at all.
>>64418088
This from Wilson's book?
Going back 6/7 years when in play betting started would be good enough desu. If I knew all I know now back then I'd be a millionaire I reckon.
>>64418153
Please stop posting this :(
>>64418153
>having fat wrists
m8...
>>64418153
>7.5 inch wrists
Whew close one.
>>64418153
>5 inch wrists
>4/10 face
ill
>>64418130
Whats the bet?
>>64418153
>8+/10
>7.75 inch wrists
>at least 6"1'
Air.
Hoping for Boise state to score 64 and win by 37 at this point t b h
>>64418153
Tfw spent 7k on a Rolex and it looks shite because of skinny wrists
They'll grow right?
>They aren't rebacking NIU @10
I'll pay for my wrist enlargement surgery with this money
>>64418166
Yeah it is, that man is amazing
>calling up friends to play a match
>advertise it as grand final of fast food chains cup
>bookies attend and price it up
>go 3-0 down at HT
>swap best players
>get other friends to bet on you
>win 4-3
>uac
>>64418338
Literally a meme film
THE COMEBACK IS ON
>>64418324
Are NIU actually good enough to win?
>>64418380
Christmas is a meme holiday desu
>>64418405
Before the game I would've said yes, but they're in a hell of a hole right now. Doubt they actually come back but there's no telling with the shitty lower conference teams
>>64418413
Nah it's dece. Summer is a meme.
feel like getting on OKC to be honest
Hope you boys are taking Vit D supplements during the winter keeps you shrewd.
>>64418153
>tfw Adam Driver attractive
At least I'm not a manlet and have a good body, r-right?
>>64418443
What about with the current spread (+21)?
>>64418324
>wrist enlargement surgery
Lel
>this free £200 bet365 offer
haven't noticed until now because I'm a retard, epik
do any other bubblegum bookies have similar offers that are as good?
>>64418474
>tfw got on @+31.5
>>64418474
I'd wait to see if Boise scores again and if NIU straightens out these turnovers. With these high scoring offenses it's more like basketball in play than football. Wait until after half and see how the teams come out.
>>64418486
Most do but you HAVE to read t&cs because they aren't just giving £200 away
>>64418256
>5 inch wrists
fuck off, are you a girl?
>>64418504
I did, it's mostly just staking high amounts overall. If you're competant enough to at least break even over 1k or so, you're fine
Is Xmas the reason why most teams played draw today?
Merry Xmas everyone here!
If Northern Illinois goes down by 24 into halftime, they'll have them right where they want them
>>64418523
I can be ;)
>>64418558
>they'll have them right where they want them
I love this gimmick, mind if I use it some time?
>>64418575
Use it as much as you want to lad
>Boise state taking timeout to try and get the ball back
vicious
>Took NIU +31.5 right before the pick
That's right, fuck you and your Idahoan meme offense
>>64418338
zzz
Take o12.5 3Q. Bovada giving away money
>>64418523
Just malnourished
Disgusting amounts on Bowling Green
>>64418686
>Take o12.5 3Q. Bovada giving away money
what fucking shit intern saw that come out of their engine and said "yeah, let's go with that" ON
>>64418686
>>64418744
o13.5 on b365, take it?
>>64418751
I would. A little bit less safe but 2 TDs should come in easily
>>64418751
I'm on o12.5 way too big but there's no way o13.5 isn't worth at least a medium.
>Down by 24 at halftime
Perfect, now I can reback now that they've got them right where they want them
NIU @ 23
S P E C I A L
>>64418794
This desu, cant stop rebacking
24 point leads are the most dangerous lead desu
Gonna put a cheeky tenner down on NIU ...Boise state is gonna pull a boise state here.... They blew a 24 point lead to a low ranked nevada a few years ago in a pretty big game i could see it happening again
>still no points this quarter
Concerned
>Drives take a combined 2 minutes off the clock
>Bovada moves the line to o10.5 @2.2
I must be getting rused
>Still no TD
>>64418686
>>64418744
Decided to follow this. Going Christmas shopping tomorrow and the girlfriends kids Christmas depends on this landing
>>64414206
>sub
No one got on? They were 2.8 and won again senpai
Female commentator?
>>64418977
Problem lid?
>Receiver runs out of bounds
>Clock running
Fix this
Reminder that Bowling Green have a wobbly record at home and Georgia Southern +6 is THE bet.
Backing the Wizards at home on 10 mins,
Wizards have been improving lately and getting back into to form and they run into a Grizzlies team that's played last night in Philly whilst they are well rested.
Wizards 2.05, should be favs honestly.
Doubling down on Bowling Green if O12.5 doesn't hit tbqh
overs aint happening
>>64419092
Get ready to double, because it's looking bad.
>NIU
>>64419100
No chance
>>64419092
Don't be absurd, how could Ameribets possibly lose 5 (five) bets in a row.
>>64419121
>Mixing me up with Ameribets
He's leagues above me
Davis over 24.5 vs Portland?
>>64419129
Sorry, meant to reply to >>64419071
>on o13.5
>>64419157
Would really rub salt in the wound if the o12.5 landed and ours didn't
>>64419180
yea ;_;
>>64419071
>wobbley record at home
>not at home
Assuming this +8 isn't going to hit. Shaking. Haven't slept since the Hawks bet, too deep now. 2.4k on Bowling Green to cover. Getting silly now.
>>64419180
>bet on lotto shite
>bet on wrong side of a key number
>complain when it loses
;_;
Pistons +6
>>64419090
ye and grizz are on b2b not bad desu
>>64419204
>Assuming
There's a higher chance of Boise State scoring 100 points than NIU scoring 30 desu
Reminder to take every single unders offered for this next one
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>Score on the very next play
Perfect, now I can reback Bowling green
Putting a jihad on this clock operator
>>64419213
Perfectly aware I'm betting on coin flip shite. Only ever bet on it when I'm extremely bored with nothing better to do. Tipped lost anyway just like LITERALLY ever American tip I take
>td 8 seconds into the 4th quarter
>>64419294
Bowling Green wins lid
now rebacked BG to insane levels, vertigo setting in.
If the margin of victory in this game isn't greater than 37 points I'll be devaststed.
>>64419305
Probably will because I'm not touching it
>Missed Wizards +4.5
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
pmsl how tez are americans at betting lmao night nerds
>>64419336
Well if you aren't touching it I'll drop another $100 on the reback
Wouldn't mind if the entire states of Illinois and Idaho were wiped off the map
going large on this bowling green meme
Ready for the tears
>>64419422
Only just noticed it had the Nestle stamp of approval. Will be on LARGE to recover losses
AMERICANS
AMERICANS
AMERICANS
What is your average/medium, and large stakes AS VALUES IN DOLLARS (no % of roll nonsense)?
>>64419204
>tailing spoonfed ameritips
>betting on mainstream with no knowledge of the games
>chasing losses
MEEK
U
G
>>64419456
Kek. This was before the weather report.
Still rebacked the lower line though. :^)
BG should be a class above GS. Just don't shoot me if the wind is so strong it will literally blow the ball out of the stadium.
WHY CANT I FUCKING DEPOSIT INTO LADBROKES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64419464
Well when I went to America the average stake cost 20 dollars, but you can get a large steak for about 40 dollars which is pretty good, and when I say large I mean L A R G E, almost covering the whole plate. Americans know how to eat. Some places even have stakes so large you get your picture on the wall if you eat the whole thing.
>>64419464
1.50 is average, $6 is my large if I want tendies for the day
Quite literally the toilet bowl.
>Unibet limiting me on the NBA.
>Would have large staked Rockets 1Q @4.5 otherwise
Sickening.
>>64419549
This is pretty accurate. My local place has a huge steak for $50 but I haven't heard of a single person finishing it all at once.
>>64419520
It's harder to run the triple option in wet conditions than it is to throw it IMO. Plus, IIRC bowling green does a lot of short screen passes and don't do a lot of long balls anyhow
Ladbrokes is an utter shit website.
Do you think I could get a few hundred on an NFL bet in-store?
OOOVERS
>>>>Mfw hedged and the bg game o/u doesnt matter
Time for sweaty spaghetti on spurs/bucks
>>64419635
Have you considered Bet4theWeekend? Here at B4tW, we promise to look at any bet and try our hardest only to accept the most -EV. Name you bet, chose your stake, and I will see what we can do for you. We look forward to your custom.
>>64419683
Do you accept Americans?
>>64419635
yes
>>64419683
Give me a 50 dollar bet for Christmas day
>>64419702
Acceptance is a bit strong. I'd suggest he merely tolerates them.
>>64419683
Is Pepsi -ev?
website asked for a selfie with my id for verification so i sent them a picture of my id next to my cock for banter aha
>>64419549
>stakes
that Freudian slip
>>64419702
Here at B4tW, we are very proud to be one of the few bookmakers who accept American customers. Due to the fact we are a one man trading team, accepting inplay bets at all hours can get tricky but if I am about, your bet will be welcomed.
>>64419728
You are in luck! For Canadian customers we have a Bet $50, Get $50 sign up offer. Just bet $50 in up to 3 days and get a $50 free bet*.
*T&Cs apply
>>64419749
Pepsi Max is fine. Diet Pepsi is kill yourself tier. Pepsi is meh.
>>64419764
It's called a malapropism
Bowling Green handicap TUMBLING to -3.5
>>64419756
PMSL
>>64419427
You need your chin tested lad?
>>64419767
what's your best price on leicester finishing top 6?
>>64419777
This like wow it keeps dropping
>>64419767
No I thought you were supposed to recommend me a $50 dollar bet.
>>64419777
This means that MORE Americans are backing Georgia Southern. Making me reback MORE insane sums on Bowling Green covering.
>>64419777
Boise State vs Virginia all over again
>>64419788
Come down to the bayou and you'll learn what a chin testing really is buddy
>>64419799
W E A T H E R
Hope you all got on the wiz, it's already over.
>>64419789
Best we can go is 1.3 for top 6. Top 4 gets you 1.95.
>>64419793
>Betting on Christmas day
Horrifically haram
>>64419820
I'll test your chin and and get extra credit on the chins of all the cousins you've fucked this week
>>64419799
Is unders not a bet cause of the weather?
>>64419844
They're playing on turf and the weather isn't THAT bad from what I'm seeing on the stream.
Gonna do a £200 to £2000 run starting January.. What Bookies should I use lads? Not B365 as they've capped my shit t b h
>You'll never milk the clock
>>64419841
My mate Steve said the other day he'd give me 2/5, sure you can't match it?
>>64419883
There is no way youre limited on 365 pmsl
WEATHER
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>>64419895
Better open a Stebet account lid. You arent getting that here. Not this side of the Liverpool game anyway.
Imagine being Ameribets, calling yourself shrewd, and then neglecting to consider one literally the most fundamental thing in sports, yet, life. The elements.
smfh BG quarterback looks 35 years old
>college sports
>>64419883
>>64419900
Gooz does it again
>>64419921
>Imagine being Ameribets, calling yourself shrewd
>>64419921
Think he's one of the few Americans who can accept he can't be shrewd with his options available
>>64419764
How is that a freudian slip?
This sport is absolutely absurd, who thought this was a good idea?
>>64419941
>not staying in college and slaying nook
Canadians, man
>>64419952
think its too late to slip in with the Syrians lad? Need a 365 like air
Who /comfy/ here?
Just need bowling green to come in to complete my Christmas
>>64419900
>>64419943
? :^)
tempted to bash one out
/bet/ in the subject
>>64419993
C-can I come visit?
>>64419955
I deemed it a Freudian slip because instead of typing 'steak', he typed 'stake', revealing his underlying need to continuously bet like and addict, instead of describing the meat.
However, this was not the exact language phenomenon I sought after - as we know, a Freudian slip is voiced - a verbal device.
The Canadian anon then corrected me politely, for which I am more the wiser:
>>64419771
>>64419993
Are you trying to trigger me?
>Sending our criminals on holiday
Fuck's sake
>>64419986
You'll be fine. We are only getting started with the refugees
>>64419993
>Coopers
Proper stuff mate.
Two minutes in and it's already flagrantly obvious the white team are much better.
American >tipping
>>64419993
Looks incredibly comfy, but where are all the dangerous animals in that picture?
>>64420021
I know what a malapropism is because of Trailer Park Boys and Ricky
>>64420036
Nice, should be able to fund my raft on all these unders
>>64420045
you mean blatantly not flagrantly
>>64420021
A freudian typo, maybe
My point is, his post was facetious. Look at the post he was replying to
>>64420009
Yes. :^)
>>64420034
Yes
>>64420047
Mostly Kangaroos lad and they be pretty chill
>>64420045
Don't think I've ever seen a game in which the triple option didn't look good on the first drive.
The most meme offense among offenses.
>>64420074
>implying the sun is up at 1am
First unders bet is IN
>Pacers shitting the bed
pmsl
>>64420083
I know this is bait but I'm 10 timezones away from you
>>64420048
Greasy
>>64420000
well that was fucking outstanding
Any predictions for the Raiders-Charges game tonight? Thnx m8s.
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