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Pissbain about to lose
Red Melbourne vs Pink Sydney tomorrow
Brisbane will make a comeback before a collapse in the final over leads to a tie.
>>64399404
reminder that I tipped this. Expect Brisbane to close the gap making it such an "exciting" finish.
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED TH-
looks like hobart are well in control at this point
statshightest signing off on another night of knowledgeable and muscular posts
here's to you, /cric/
>>64399404
ty based autism countman
>>64399426
>>64399426
tone is from Manly
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64399432
That's not how you spell Bongland
>>64399335
Oh hey I noticed your non-strategically placed PS4 controller and Samsung remote there. Pretty neat stuff. Talk about living the dream.
Damn that kid is cute CUTE
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED TH-
That was a pretty memey ending for florist
this is the most exciting test cricketer in the world at the moment
>>64399445
enjoy jail.
>>64399399
>for the record I agreed with your points on Burns
yeah i decided to lay off lebbit a bit. My gf asked me why I was spending so much time on the computer. It was then I had the realisation I was wasting my annual leave shilling Shaun Marsh on fucking Reddit :^)
>>64399453
that looks like the wk took off the bails
tfw no muscular elite stokes in the bbl
tait running in to bowl looks like the tard brett lee tells to bowl it at the stumps on that ad
Oh look, Tait might top 140 here
>>64399428
Kys statsbitch
Flintoff is slowly starting to annoy me
>>64399479
>tfw supreme Hurricanes spastic Jake Reed hasn't got a cap yet.
Is anyone actually still watching this? I tuned out 5 overs ago knowing my prediction was safely in the bag.
Literally the minnows of big bash cricket
>>64399515
do they have it on tv in your shithole or do you have to stream?
>>64399515
my "prediction" is that you try and get back into australia and get fucked by the ato
>>64399515
Can anyone tell me what this post says. Its being filtered for some reason but i cant remember why i set it
>>64399530
Yeah, it's broadcast in Melbourne
>>64399495
every ball he's trying to shill for his old team brisbane, who themselves duped him because he was shit
>>64399546
His over enthusiasm is getting to me. I could handle it at first, now i find it irritating
>>64399495
His gimmick is getting old
more like brisbane beat
>>64399562
What is his endgame?
Who /WBBL/ here?
Actually breddy gud m8s. qt hunting is an added bonus.
>>64399495
Never liked him thb (to honestly be)
its an "rc's prediction was right" match
>>64399546
>>64399558
>>64399562
You guys need to cool down with a Lipton Iced Tea.
Shit teams
Shit game
Heat just have no bowlers
there is absolutely nothing wrong with their top7 but their bowling is by far the worst in the tournament
>>64399594
they should get vettori to bowl
Would you fuck Jyoti Amge?
tay zonday gonna close this one out boys
kek
>>64399604
>Pissmania
>>64399604
It's now as popular as rugby.
>>64399578
never actually seen one of those 2bh
>>64399604
that would literally be a good crowd at the gabba
>>64399623
The Gabba literally averages 24k for the BBL.
>>64399605
Essendon LITERALLY have one of the stronger teams in the league, it's just that the Jewmetriou fucked the team over mentally with that drug shit
If Hird was kept at the club, >we'd LITERALLY be looking at another grand final in the next few years
>>64399604
poopulation of 200,000, not bad really.
lel at poostain heat. inb4 >no one cares >muh Gay of Origin
>>64399578
It's not hard to do for T20 tbqh, the game's too short and too memey to add any uncertainties
>>64399643
t. Incestmanian
>>64399640
>>64399604
Embarrassing.
>>64399604
that's genuinely good considering how shit their turnouts were a few years back
>>64399604
Genuinely bad crowd numbers.
There's no way to damage control out of this one.
>>64399604
Why are incestmanians so fairweather?
>>64399652
Basedelaide actually
someone redpill me on the walkbro meme , I don't go to /nrl/ so I don't get it
From what I can gather he's just some random trip that became a meme with the suicide watch thing
>>64399666
>>64399665
You're a fucking ugly pathetic manlet piece of shit loser, and you need to kill yourself right now.
Reminder with the completion of Elizabeth Quay, Perth WILL be the greatest city in Australia
>>64399660
The capacity is 16,000 and Hobart is a small city tbph. I know this because ive seen photos and looked at wikipedia
>>64399654
>>64399675
Wow that looks like absolute shit
>>64399674
settle Joshy
>>64399676
Genuinely bad crowd numbers from a retarded casual fairweather "state".
This piss poor attempt at damage control will not change these literal and objective facts.
I will not be reading any further damage control from you.
Kind regards.
>hur beat hea
>>64399684
I don't follow AFL so that genuinly fooled me for a good 10 seconds
>>64399685
I'll fuck you up the ass m8
>>64399604
14,848 fans but the headcount was 29,696.
>>64399675
How were you able to Photoshop out the vultures feeding upon your dead economy?
>>64399696
t. Average Western Australian
>>64399685
Can't make Perth any worse than it already is.
>>64399699
the mining meme is over lad, they're getting made redundant left right and centre
can't wait for this cashed up bogan culture to die
>>64399695
I unironically make money from my shooping
Perth is objectively better than Melbourne and Sydney.
Gates are objectively better than Perth
Hey any of you cunts live in ACT?
>>64399706
It genuinely isn't and your small city complex is showing. Stay insecure and irrelevant Poorth
>>64399716
Yeah i rent out parliament house mate. Wanna come over?
>>64399718
Perth is basically Adelaide, except you have to be a rich cunt to live within 50km of the CBD.
Freo is a nice place though.
>>64399706
This.
I love seeing all the anal devastation from the least coasters when we always end up being more loved by international travellers and appear higher in living standards lists.
Eagerly anticipating their inevitable furious damage control replies that I will not be reading.
>>64399724
Fuck off Malcolm
Have you ever had a retarded captcha like this before?
Literally got this shit for the first time just then.
>>64399728
Perth was current Adelaide 20 years ago
>you have to be a rich cunt to live within 50km of the CBD
literally wrong
most of the cheap suburbs are fairly close to the city.
If you go south of the Swan, the only expensive suburb is Winthrop, while all the rest in Kardinya, Melville and O'Connor are dirt cheap. There's nothing expensive north of the river, it's literally just impoverished suburbs like Morley and Dianella.
The only "rich cunt" area is the golden triangle, and that's fairly small overall
>>64399744
don't like this at all tbqh
>>64399730
>P..P...PLEASE LIKE OUR CITY INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS
K E K
>>64399742
What the cunting fuck is this?
>>64399730
let's be honest lad, Perth is great to live in but it's not the best tourist location
serious question; was freddie on amphetamines?
>>64399742
I use legacy like a normal person you subhuman phone faggot
I have a haircut in 12 hours and 50 minutes lads
>>64399744
>being homosexual
TRUTH BOMB
Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalized statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town
?
>most livable city
>no Perth
lel
>>64399788
You nervous lad?
>>64399797
All of Sadelaide's poothetic budget must have gone into buying this
>>64399799
yeah lad, my last haircut was amazing, but I've got a different hairdresser this time and I'm afraid he's going to fuck my shit up
>>64399805
True. Cities that fund and aspire to be on those lists are inherently insecure and pathetic
>>64399748
>w-we have our own m-m-macchiato, we've got culture, I promise.
Meanwhile Adelaide has the 2nd biggest Arts festival after Edinburgh, a festival so based Josh Thomas boycotted because he was bantered off stage. We are the Murder Capital despite the Milats and Reads of the East coast trying their hardest.
Best cricket crowds, best AFL crowds, not sure about those other pointless sports.
Perth wishes it was relevant, beyond being an orbiting moon to a deep, empty hole. Adelaide has no desire to be relevant. We'll stay back in time, when Anglican tradition dictated that letting a morbidly obese women control you was a no go.
POOPETUALLY POOED THE FUCK OUT POORTH
>Can't in good conscience argue that Sydney is remotely livable
:(
i lik crikit
>>64399834
I don't like cricket
uh uh
I love it
uh huh
>>64399836
>I will never live in Hobarr
I think we can all agree Melbourne is the worst and most insecure city in Australia
>>64399857
Melbourne>Sydney tbqh
both are nice though
>>64399857
Who's the qt at the bottom?
>>64399716
/here/
>>64399853
thats a man isn't it
>>64399853
SONIC BOOM!
>>64399853
>that image
OFFICIAL CAPITAL CITY POWER RANKINGS (NO /GONG/)
1. Melbourne
2. Sydney
POWER GAP
10. Perth
11. Brisbane
POWER GAP
20. Canberra
POWER GAP
30. Adelaide
POWER GAP
100000. Hobart
>>64399942
>forgetting BASEDWIN
>>64399957
we all like to forget about Darwin
Melbourne should be the capital city. Fuck "Canberra".
>>64399962
I have to move there for work
>>64399982
Canberra?
Consider suicide tbqh
>>64399982
My condolensces
>>64399986
>>64399987
Its either I move there for work or I remain a NEET in Sydney.
Whats so bad about Canberra anyway?
>>64400002
It's soulless, you can tell the city was designed first and built later rather than developing organically.
It's not horrible, just devoid of any personality. You could to a lot worse
Goosey you here m8?
>>64399942
Adam Bandt detected
>>64400030
Pigs are great.
anyone got some birds?
>>64400030
Cute Dog
>unironically banning me for posting five pictures of birds
>>64400146
I got it as well
Ornithophobia?
who's /crows/?
Reminder that the absolutely based Wedge-Tail Eagle is bigger, faster, smarter, not obese, and less bald than the Bald Eagle.
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
that miss alice bitch is part maori. I knew something looked maori about her.
Time to erase all impure thoughts from masturbating to her. Miscegenation is wrong.
>>64400333
Kakapo are 100% based.
I am also checking your trips, dub, dubs
>four /cric/ threads on /sp/ currently
are we taking over
>>64400333
Regretting all the faps I had now
I wonder if people in her actual life know what she does, I mean she's probably the most popular camwhore right now.
>>64400422
/cric/ has run this board for years la, >we are literally the lifeblood of 4chan
>>64399640
Kek, typical Essendon poolusion
Now that Watson is an old cunt >your midfield is middle of the road at best and forward line is complete garbage tier.
>>64400444
dubdubtrips confirm essendone a shit
I'm actually seething right now lads, posting a picture of a bird is doing NOTHING wrong
how is this the only australian thread than can survive, i thought you guys didnt care about cricket and only care about boganball
>>64400856
Sounds like you've fallen for a meme lad, cricket is the only sport that's popular across all of Australia.
>>64400333
>>64400444
/cric/ confirmed to run the /sp/ game
>>64400846
I stand with you, that was unfair.
>>644010059
get
walkcunt on suicide watch
Can all my Australian friends please wake up.
>>64402590
keep seeing this post wtf
>>64400444
>midfield
>middle of the road
What with Goddard, Hocking, Myers, Heppell, Colyer, Leuenberger in the ruck and youngster Parish who looks like he can come in straight away and provide a bit of zip? Seems like you are too casual to comment on Essendon mate.
>>64402734
Yeah, there are at least 8 sides with clearly better midfields. So middle of the road is accurate.
>>64400129
I love how the indians who make these are STILL pretending that Kohli is anywhere near the other three
>>64403140
Hi Daniel.
Who's the Steve Smith of New Zealand cricket?
>>64405553
Kane Williamson
>>64405568
Who's the Kane Williamson of Australian cricket?
>>64405553
Jesse Ryder
What are you lads having for brekky?
Pic related for me.
Scrambled eggs and tea.
>>64405604
Osama Kouiji
>>64405604
Damien Martyn
Both quality batsman who looked good on the eye and who will finish their careers with averages in the mid 40's and both who were wasted talents.
Kane wasted because he plays for New Zealand and Martyn wasted because he got fucked by the selectors and was out of the team for 8(EIGHT) years during the prime of his career because he was made a scapegoat.
>>64405614
Pretty sure that's a fucking omelette.
>>64405656
No, it's scrambled eggs.
Pretty easy to tell the difference m8.
I won't be reading your furious damage control reply btw.
Cheers
>>64405701
that's not how you scramble eggs dumb cunt
>>64405614
Those are really good scrambled eggs.
Perfectly made.
>>64405614
Noice.
I'm probably going to have some scrambled eggs myself, but add some ham and shallots to it.
Plain scrambled eggs like in your pic are good too, but gets boring fast imo.
>LE FUGG LE SCRAM BELLED EGGS XDDXDXD :D XD
Incorrect use of that meme, retard, but I wouldn't expect anything else from a retarded casual newcunt faggot poo peelander fresh off the boat from facebook.
seething and apooplectic poopeelians giving me invisible (You)'s again.
thanks "lads"
Poo Peeland Pty Ltd.
>>64405827
That cunt literally and objectively just got PTFO.
I also love how you found a way to PTFO him without even giving him a (You).
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
woke up pretty ordinary after the work breakup party lads
>>64405858
Autistic Memespouter on suicide watch
>>64405844
>insecure, casual PP kiddie LITERALLY got so upset over being PTFO this hard he ACTUALLY reported the posts that bully him
KEK, you cannot make this shit up
Poo Peeland Ltd
I have to go Christmas shopping and be surrounded be actual people. Wish me luck
>>64405980
if you dont make it back, ill make the next thread with a Holly OP in your memory, threadcounter
>>64405994
Cheers mate. Gonna have a few drinks before i go. I'm impressed you knew it was me
>log into /cric/ for the first time in days just now
>people are STILL talking about me
Get a life losers lol
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>>64406062
kys statscunt
bought this for my little bro for xmas lads
>>64405614
those """""scrambled eggs""""" look like literal shit
>sitting at home on 4cuck during the summer holidays
Just finish yourselves off you pieces of shit
>>64405614
Garold here. Pretty sure that's Coffee also you seething fucking pleb
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64405614
Nice scrambled eggs, but the tea m8.
I like it with milk.
>>64406087
>xmas
kys you literal immigrant
Garold on irrelevant and creative watch
Let it be known that this is the one and only time that I will acknowledge you. Your schtick is boring and forgettable, that's why nobody even talks about you despite you trying to force this shit for months.
>>64405614
Those scrambled eggs look a little too well made for someone on 4chan.
Did you make them, or did your mum?
Nice job on the black tea though. What kind of poofter puts milk in their tea?
>>64406189
>>64406189
>>64406189
>>64406189
NEW THREAD
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64406207
how about no
NEW THREAD
>>64406232
>>64406232
>>64406232
NEW THREAD
>>64406293
stuff confirmed worst website. GTFO
>>64405614
Are they just plain scrambled eggs?
Why no ham, onions, shallots or anything else?
>>64406328
Is Michael Carbattery a T20 specialist?
>>64406423
>porn
>in the morning
Degenerate lazy cunt. Seek help
#Breaking
>>64406432
I'm on long service leave. $800 a week to do nothing.
Also porn is best in the morning.
>>64406452
Yeah but then you sit around doing fuck all for the rest of the day.
Clean your house or do your gardens instead.
>>64406470
I have my whole day planned m8.
Wake up at 8am. Have scrambled eggs and tea for brekky.
Porn from 9.30 until 10.30.
Change the oil and filters in my car.
Play Batman Arkham Knight from 12pm until 1pm.
Have grilled chicken breast with rice, salad and a protein shake for lunch at 1.
Hour nap after lunch.
Watch Mr Robot from 3pm until 6pm.
Play some more Batman Arkham Knight until 8pm.
Have steak and potatoes for dinner.
Watch Mr Robot until midnight.
Go to the gym at midnight. Shower there afterwards.
Go to sleep at 1.30 am.
>>64406580
Well you just ruined your fuckings plans because you had an omelette not fucking scrambled eggs.
>>64406620
Scrambled eggs m8.
>>64406758
>>64406758
>>64406758
>>64406758
>>64406758
>>64406758
NEW THREAD
>PP so assblasted because he can't tell the difference between scrambled eggs and an omelette he is LITERALLY trying to get other clueless plebs to come to his defence
KEK, you cannot make this shit up
>>64406849
How about you don't talk about me behind my back and fucking (YOU) me cunt
NEW
>>64406873
>>64406866
kek, love how old mate janny deleted the xhampster photo, but kept the rest of the off topic conversation and your thread up.
>tfw you feel like shit for days with a burning sore throat and finally make a doctor's appointment only for it to suddenly go away
the Broncos have signed James Roberts
>>64407365
Further proof that the salary cap works.
lads
Doctors tomorrow lads.
Just got an email from the sperm bank lads
>Record """"""""""Crowd"""""""""
Alright which one of you cunts is this
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/story/953987.html
>>64408194
>tasmanian news
>it's literally all about how shit their island is
there's a reason literally no one lives on our shitty annex island at the bottom
Reminder that the Stars LITERALLY only had 18,000 people at the MCG for their season opener
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Just survived the shopping centre lads. I needed 5 beers to do it but now im home. I hallucinated a bit because of meds/alcohol combo but i made it
>There can be no excuses for such a poor South African performance. With the exception of Stephen Cook they have all come off a diet of 20 overs cricket and it showed in some of the execution both with bat and ball but at the same time these matches offer wonderful opportunities for the participants to put pressure on the Proteas incumbents and this certainly did not happen in this match.
>from their official FB page
absolutely wrecked, SA on suicide watch
>>64408404
what did you get, and for whom?
>>64408473
Got the latest Adele and oven mitts for my mother. A t-shirt and scratchies for my dad
>>64408516
>cds
>2015
KEK
I got my old lady a free spotify trial for christmas
Just done a massive shit lads
>>64408249
>p-please don't bully our meme man
>>64408566
My mum doesn't even know what the internet is. She listens to cd's every day
>>64408567
I hope the restaurant was extra fancy
it's a pleasant 39 C lads
>>64408566
>giving three CDs this year
>probably getting at least five back
CDs are great now man they were shit in 1995 but are really nice these days.
my haircut's in 15 minutes lads
>>64408606
>LE WEATHER XD XD
r8 my view lads
>>64408656
Pretty shit lad
>>64408671
Thanks
>>64408638
Did you mean to say vinyl lad?
CDs are shit for collecting
>>64408656
Where are u ? I hope you're on holiday with your gf.
>>64408646
Get your barber to post here
>>64408646
What cut you after?
>>64408685
I'm getting at least one vinyl this year
But nah ever since vinyl came back CDs have stepped the fuck up, some really top notch packaging with them nowadays. Not at the same level as vinyl obviously, but worth it for the price. CDs from pre-2008 now just look depressing.
>>64408694
Memestown
10 minutes lads, getting a bit nervous
Why doesn't Gold Coast,Newcastle,Cairns,Darwin or /gong/ have a cricket team?
>>64408728
Number 4 on the sides and the top tidied up lad
>>64408732
>going on a romantic trip to queenstown with your mum
>the forever alone hovel of daniel
>>64408748
State capitals only la
>>64408758
The fuck is romantic about Queenstown
>>64408748
desu the second Sydney team should have been Canberra and the second Melbourne team should have been Darwin. If they wanted to expand then a /gong/ team would have been next in line. Everyone loves cricket down here and worships the /gong/ brothers Brett and Shane
>>64408779
Looks pretty lad
>>64408748
Very good question. I say pink sydney should move to /gong/ and get renamed to The 'Gong Gongers
heading in to the barber's now lads
