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Pissbain about to lose
Red Melbourne vs Pink Sydney tomorrow
Brisbane will make a comeback before a collapse in the final over leads to a tie.
>>64399404
reminder that I tipped this. Expect Brisbane to close the gap making it such an "exciting" finish.
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED TH-
looks like hobart are well in control at this point
statshightest signing off on another night of knowledgeable and muscular posts
here's to you, /cric/
>>64399404
ty based autism countman
>>64399426
>>64399426
tone is from Manly
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64399432
That's not how you spell Bongland
>>64399335
Oh hey I noticed your non-strategically placed PS4 controller and Samsung remote there. Pretty neat stuff. Talk about living the dream.
Damn that kid is cute CUTE
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED TH-
That was a pretty memey ending for florist
this is the most exciting test cricketer in the world at the moment
>>64399445
enjoy jail.
>>64399399
>for the record I agreed with your points on Burns
yeah i decided to lay off lebbit a bit. My gf asked me why I was spending so much time on the computer. It was then I had the realisation I was wasting my annual leave shilling Shaun Marsh on fucking Reddit :^)
>>64399453
that looks like the wk took off the bails
tfw no muscular elite stokes in the bbl
tait running in to bowl looks like the tard brett lee tells to bowl it at the stumps on that ad
Oh look, Tait might top 140 here
>>64399428
Kys statsbitch
Flintoff is slowly starting to annoy me
>>64399479
>tfw supreme Hurricanes spastic Jake Reed hasn't got a cap yet.
Is anyone actually still watching this? I tuned out 5 overs ago knowing my prediction was safely in the bag.
Literally the minnows of big bash cricket
>>64399515
do they have it on tv in your shithole or do you have to stream?
>>64399515
my "prediction" is that you try and get back into australia and get fucked by the ato
>>64399515
Can anyone tell me what this post says. Its being filtered for some reason but i cant remember why i set it
>>64399530
Yeah, it's broadcast in Melbourne
>>64399495
every ball he's trying to shill for his old team brisbane, who themselves duped him because he was shit
>>64399546
His over enthusiasm is getting to me. I could handle it at first, now i find it irritating
>>64399495
His gimmick is getting old
more like brisbane beat
>>64399562
What is his endgame?
Who /WBBL/ here?
Actually breddy gud m8s. qt hunting is an added bonus.
>>64399495
Never liked him thb (to honestly be)
its an "rc's prediction was right" match
>>64399546
>>64399558
>>64399562
You guys need to cool down with a Lipton Iced Tea.
Shit teams
Shit game
Heat just have no bowlers
there is absolutely nothing wrong with their top7 but their bowling is by far the worst in the tournament
>>64399594
they should get vettori to bowl
Would you fuck Jyoti Amge?
tay zonday gonna close this one out boys
kek
>>64399604
>Pissmania
>>64399604
It's now as popular as rugby.
>>64399578
never actually seen one of those 2bh
>>64399604
that would literally be a good crowd at the gabba
>>64399623
The Gabba literally averages 24k for the BBL.
>>64399605
Essendon LITERALLY have one of the stronger teams in the league, it's just that the Jewmetriou fucked the team over mentally with that drug shit
If Hird was kept at the club, >we'd LITERALLY be looking at another grand final in the next few years
>>64399604
poopulation of 200,000, not bad really.
lel at poostain heat. inb4 >no one cares >muh Gay of Origin
>>64399578
It's not hard to do for T20 tbqh, the game's too short and too memey to add any uncertainties
>>64399643
t. Incestmanian
>>64399604
Embarrassing.
>>64399604
that's genuinely good considering how shit their turnouts were a few years back
>>64399604
Genuinely bad crowd numbers.
There's no way to damage control out of this one.
>>64399604
Why are incestmanians so fairweather?
>>64399652
Basedelaide actually
someone redpill me on the walkbro meme , I don't go to /nrl/ so I don't get it
From what I can gather he's just some random trip that became a meme with the suicide watch thing
>>64399666
>>64399665
You're a fucking ugly pathetic manlet piece of shit loser, and you need to kill yourself right now.
Reminder with the completion of Elizabeth Quay, Perth WILL be the greatest city in Australia
>>64399660
The capacity is 16,000 and Hobart is a small city tbph. I know this because ive seen photos and looked at wikipedia
>>64399675
Wow that looks like absolute shit
>>64399674
settle Joshy
>>64399676
Genuinely bad crowd numbers from a retarded casual fairweather "state".
This piss poor attempt at damage control will not change these literal and objective facts.
I will not be reading any further damage control from you.
Kind regards.
>hur beat hea
>>64399684
I don't follow AFL so that genuinly fooled me for a good 10 seconds
>>64399685
I'll fuck you up the ass m8
>>64399604
14,848 fans but the headcount was 29,696.
>>64399675
How were you able to Photoshop out the vultures feeding upon your dead economy?
>>64399696
t. Average Western Australian
>>64399685
Can't make Perth any worse than it already is.
>>64399699
the mining meme is over lad, they're getting made redundant left right and centre
can't wait for this cashed up bogan culture to die
>>64399695
I unironically make money from my shooping
Perth is objectively better than Melbourne and Sydney.
Gates are objectively better than Perth
Hey any of you cunts live in ACT?
>>64399706
It genuinely isn't and your small city complex is showing. Stay insecure and irrelevant Poorth
>>64399716
Yeah i rent out parliament house mate. Wanna come over?
>>64399718
Perth is basically Adelaide, except you have to be a rich cunt to live within 50km of the CBD.
Freo is a nice place though.
>>64399706
This.
I love seeing all the anal devastation from the least coasters when we always end up being more loved by international travellers and appear higher in living standards lists.
Eagerly anticipating their inevitable furious damage control replies that I will not be reading.
>>64399724
Fuck off Malcolm
Have you ever had a retarded captcha like this before?
Literally got this shit for the first time just then.
>>64399728
Perth was current Adelaide 20 years ago
>you have to be a rich cunt to live within 50km of the CBD
literally wrong
most of the cheap suburbs are fairly close to the city.
If you go south of the Swan, the only expensive suburb is Winthrop, while all the rest in Kardinya, Melville and O'Connor are dirt cheap. There's nothing expensive north of the river, it's literally just impoverished suburbs like Morley and Dianella.
The only "rich cunt" area is the golden triangle, and that's fairly small overall
>>64399744
don't like this at all tbqh
>>64399730
>P..P...PLEASE LIKE OUR CITY INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS
K E K
>>64399742
What the cunting fuck is this?
>>64399730
let's be honest lad, Perth is great to live in but it's not the best tourist location
serious question; was freddie on amphetamines?
>>64399742
I use legacy like a normal person you subhuman phone faggot
I have a haircut in 12 hours and 50 minutes lads
>>64399744
>being homosexual
TRUTH BOMB
Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalized statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town
?
>most livable city
>no Perth
lel
>>64399788
You nervous lad?
>>64399797
All of Sadelaide's poothetic budget must have gone into buying this
>>64399799
yeah lad, my last haircut was amazing, but I've got a different hairdresser this time and I'm afraid he's going to fuck my shit up
>>64399805
True. Cities that fund and aspire to be on those lists are inherently insecure and pathetic
>>64399748
>w-we have our own m-m-macchiato, we've got culture, I promise.
Meanwhile Adelaide has the 2nd biggest Arts festival after Edinburgh, a festival so based Josh Thomas boycotted because he was bantered off stage. We are the Murder Capital despite the Milats and Reads of the East coast trying their hardest.
Best cricket crowds, best AFL crowds, not sure about those other pointless sports.
Perth wishes it was relevant, beyond being an orbiting moon to a deep, empty hole. Adelaide has no desire to be relevant. We'll stay back in time, when Anglican tradition dictated that letting a morbidly obese women control you was a no go.
POOPETUALLY POOED THE FUCK OUT POORTH
>Can't in good conscience argue that Sydney is remotely livable
:(
i lik crikit
>>64399834
I don't like cricket
uh uh
I love it
uh huh
>>64399836
>I will never live in Hobarr
I think we can all agree Melbourne is the worst and most insecure city in Australia
>>64399857
Melbourne>Sydney tbqh
both are nice though
>>64399857
Who's the qt at the bottom?
>>64399716
/here/
>>64399853
thats a man isn't it
>>64399853
SONIC BOOM!
>>64399853
>that image
OFFICIAL CAPITAL CITY POWER RANKINGS (NO /GONG/)
1. Melbourne
2. Sydney
POWER GAP
10. Perth
11. Brisbane
POWER GAP
20. Canberra
POWER GAP
30. Adelaide
POWER GAP
100000. Hobart
>>64399942
>forgetting BASEDWIN
>>64399957
we all like to forget about Darwin
Melbourne should be the capital city. Fuck "Canberra".
>>64399962
I have to move there for work
>>64399982
Canberra?
Consider suicide tbqh
>>64399982
My condolensces
>>64399986
>>64399987
Its either I move there for work or I remain a NEET in Sydney.
Whats so bad about Canberra anyway?
>>64400002
It's soulless, you can tell the city was designed first and built later rather than developing organically.
It's not horrible, just devoid of any personality. You could to a lot worse
Goosey you here m8?
>>64399942
Adam Bandt detected
>>64400030
Pigs are great.
anyone got some birds?
>>64400030
Cute Dog
>unironically banning me for posting five pictures of birds
>>64400146
I got it as well
Ornithophobia?
who's /crows/?
Reminder that the absolutely based Wedge-Tail Eagle is bigger, faster, smarter, not obese, and less bald than the Bald Eagle.
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
that miss alice bitch is part maori. I knew something looked maori about her.
Time to erase all impure thoughts from masturbating to her. Miscegenation is wrong.
>>64400333
Kakapo are 100% based.
I am also checking your trips, dub, dubs
>four /cric/ threads on /sp/ currently
are we taking over
>>64400333
Regretting all the faps I had now
I wonder if people in her actual life know what she does, I mean she's probably the most popular camwhore right now.
>>64400422
/cric/ has run this board for years la, >we are literally the lifeblood of 4chan
>>64399640
Kek, typical Essendon poolusion
Now that Watson is an old cunt >your midfield is middle of the road at best and forward line is complete garbage tier.
>>64400444
dubdubtrips confirm essendone a shit
I'm actually seething right now lads, posting a picture of a bird is doing NOTHING wrong
how is this the only australian thread than can survive, i thought you guys didnt care about cricket and only care about boganball
>>64400856
Sounds like you've fallen for a meme lad, cricket is the only sport that's popular across all of Australia.
>>64400333
>>64400444
/cric/ confirmed to run the /sp/ game
>>64400846
I stand with you, that was unfair.
>>644010059
get
walkcunt on suicide watch
Can all my Australian friends please wake up.
>>64402590
keep seeing this post wtf
>>64400444
>midfield
>middle of the road
What with Goddard, Hocking, Myers, Heppell, Colyer, Leuenberger in the ruck and youngster Parish who looks like he can come in straight away and provide a bit of zip? Seems like you are too casual to comment on Essendon mate.
>>64402734
Yeah, there are at least 8 sides with clearly better midfields. So middle of the road is accurate.
>>64400129
I love how the indians who make these are STILL pretending that Kohli is anywhere near the other three
>>64403140
Hi Daniel.
Who's the Steve Smith of New Zealand cricket?
>>64405553
Kane Williamson
>>64405568
Who's the Kane Williamson of Australian cricket?
>>64405553
Jesse Ryder
What are you lads having for brekky?
Pic related for me.
Scrambled eggs and tea.
>>64405604
Osama Kouiji
>>64405604
Damien Martyn
Both quality batsman who looked good on the eye and who will finish their careers with averages in the mid 40's and both who were wasted talents.
Kane wasted because he plays for New Zealand and Martyn wasted because he got fucked by the selectors and was out of the team for 8(EIGHT) years during the prime of his career because he was made a scapegoat.
>>64405614
Pretty sure that's a fucking omelette.
>>64405656
No, it's scrambled eggs.
Pretty easy to tell the difference m8.
I won't be reading your furious damage control reply btw.
Cheers
>>64405701
that's not how you scramble eggs dumb cunt
>>64405614
Those are really good scrambled eggs.
Perfectly made.
>>64405614
Noice.
I'm probably going to have some scrambled eggs myself, but add some ham and shallots to it.
Plain scrambled eggs like in your pic are good too, but gets boring fast imo.
>LE FUGG LE SCRAM BELLED EGGS XDDXDXD :D XD
Incorrect use of that meme, retard, but I wouldn't expect anything else from a retarded casual newcunt faggot poo peelander fresh off the boat from facebook.
seething and apooplectic poopeelians giving me invisible (You)'s again.
thanks "lads"
Poo Peeland Pty Ltd.
>>64405827
That cunt literally and objectively just got PTFO.
I also love how you found a way to PTFO him without even giving him a (You).
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
woke up pretty ordinary after the work breakup party lads
>>64405858
Autistic Memespouter on suicide watch
>>64405844
>insecure, casual PP kiddie LITERALLY got so upset over being PTFO this hard he ACTUALLY reported the posts that bully him
KEK, you cannot make this shit up
Poo Peeland Ltd
I have to go Christmas shopping and be surrounded be actual people. Wish me luck
>>64405980
if you dont make it back, ill make the next thread with a Holly OP in your memory, threadcounter
>>64405994
Cheers mate. Gonna have a few drinks before i go. I'm impressed you knew it was me
>log into /cric/ for the first time in days just now
>people are STILL talking about me
Get a life losers lol
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>>64406062
kys statscunt
bought this for my little bro for xmas lads
>>64405614
those """""scrambled eggs""""" look like literal shit
>sitting at home on 4cuck during the summer holidays
Just finish yourselves off you pieces of shit
>>64405614
Garold here. Pretty sure that's Coffee also you seething fucking pleb
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64405614
Nice scrambled eggs, but the tea m8.
I like it with milk.
>>64406087
>xmas
kys you literal immigrant
Garold on irrelevant and creative watch
Let it be known that this is the one and only time that I will acknowledge you. Your schtick is boring and forgettable, that's why nobody even talks about you despite you trying to force this shit for months.
>>64405614
Those scrambled eggs look a little too well made for someone on 4chan.
Did you make them, or did your mum?
Nice job on the black tea though. What kind of poofter puts milk in their tea?
>>64406189
>>64406189
>>64406189
>>64406189
NEW THREAD
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64406207
how about no
NEW THREAD
>>64406232
>>64406232
>>64406232
NEW THREAD
>>64406293
stuff confirmed worst website. GTFO
>>64405614
Are they just plain scrambled eggs?
Why no ham, onions, shallots or anything else?
Is Michael Carbattery a T20 specialist?
>>64406423
>porn
>in the morning
Degenerate lazy cunt. Seek help
#Breaking
>>64406432
I'm on long service leave. $800 a week to do nothing.
Also porn is best in the morning.
>>64406452
Yeah but then you sit around doing fuck all for the rest of the day.
Clean your house or do your gardens instead.
>>64406470
I have my whole day planned m8.
Wake up at 8am. Have scrambled eggs and tea for brekky.
Porn from 9.30 until 10.30.
Change the oil and filters in my car.
Play Batman Arkham Knight from 12pm until 1pm.
Have grilled chicken breast with rice, salad and a protein shake for lunch at 1.
Hour nap after lunch.
Watch Mr Robot from 3pm until 6pm.
Play some more Batman Arkham Knight until 8pm.
Have steak and potatoes for dinner.
Watch Mr Robot until midnight.
Go to the gym at midnight. Shower there afterwards.
Go to sleep at 1.30 am.
>>64406580
Well you just ruined your fuckings plans because you had an omelette not fucking scrambled eggs.
>>64406620
Scrambled eggs m8.
>>64406758
>>64406758
>>64406758
>>64406758
>>64406758
>>64406758
NEW THREAD
>PP so assblasted because he can't tell the difference between scrambled eggs and an omelette he is LITERALLY trying to get other clueless plebs to come to his defence
KEK, you cannot make this shit up
>>64406849
How about you don't talk about me behind my back and fucking (YOU) me cunt
NEW
>>64406873
>>64406866
kek, love how old mate janny deleted the xhampster photo, but kept the rest of the off topic conversation and your thread up.
>tfw you feel like shit for days with a burning sore throat and finally make a doctor's appointment only for it to suddenly go away
the Broncos have signed James Roberts
>>64407365
Further proof that the salary cap works.
lads
Doctors tomorrow lads.
Just got an email from the sperm bank lads
>Record """"""""""Crowd"""""""""
Alright which one of you cunts is this
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/story/953987.html
>>64408194
>tasmanian news
>it's literally all about how shit their island is
there's a reason literally no one lives on our shitty annex island at the bottom
Reminder that the Stars LITERALLY only had 18,000 people at the MCG for their season opener
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Just survived the shopping centre lads. I needed 5 beers to do it but now im home. I hallucinated a bit because of meds/alcohol combo but i made it
>There can be no excuses for such a poor South African performance. With the exception of Stephen Cook they have all come off a diet of 20 overs cricket and it showed in some of the execution both with bat and ball but at the same time these matches offer wonderful opportunities for the participants to put pressure on the Proteas incumbents and this certainly did not happen in this match.
>from their official FB page
absolutely wrecked, SA on suicide watch
>>64408404
what did you get, and for whom?
>>64408473
Got the latest Adele and oven mitts for my mother. A t-shirt and scratchies for my dad
>>64408516
>cds
>2015
KEK
I got my old lady a free spotify trial for christmas
Just done a massive shit lads
>>64408249
>p-please don't bully our meme man
>>64408566
My mum doesn't even know what the internet is. She listens to cd's every day
>>64408567
I hope the restaurant was extra fancy
it's a pleasant 39 C lads
>>64408566
>giving three CDs this year
>probably getting at least five back
CDs are great now man they were shit in 1995 but are really nice these days.
my haircut's in 15 minutes lads
>>64408606
>LE WEATHER XD XD
r8 my view lads
>>64408656
Pretty shit lad
>>64408671
Thanks
>>64408638
Did you mean to say vinyl lad?
CDs are shit for collecting
>>64408656
Where are u ? I hope you're on holiday with your gf.
>>64408646
Get your barber to post here
>>64408646
What cut you after?
>>64408685
I'm getting at least one vinyl this year
But nah ever since vinyl came back CDs have stepped the fuck up, some really top notch packaging with them nowadays. Not at the same level as vinyl obviously, but worth it for the price. CDs from pre-2008 now just look depressing.
>>64408694
Memestown
10 minutes lads, getting a bit nervous
Why doesn't Gold Coast,Newcastle,Cairns,Darwin or /gong/ have a cricket team?
>>64408728
Number 4 on the sides and the top tidied up lad
>>64408732
>going on a romantic trip to queenstown with your mum
>the forever alone hovel of daniel
>>64408748
State capitals only la
>>64408758
The fuck is romantic about Queenstown
>>64408748
desu the second Sydney team should have been Canberra and the second Melbourne team should have been Darwin. If they wanted to expand then a /gong/ team would have been next in line. Everyone loves cricket down here and worships the /gong/ brothers Brett and Shane
>>64408779
Looks pretty lad
>>64408748
Very good question. I say pink sydney should move to /gong/ and get renamed to The 'Gong Gongers
heading in to the barber's now lads
>>64408779
It's the paris of the south you SEEETHING freshie
Get back on your boat back to reddit
I can not understand of Macculam batting calculation, him off shot i like most... agrrasive batiting...wow sttil batting then four,four,six,six and so bonudry....
We are so miss u from Bangladesh and cricket fans....
i think B.Macculam should be to play maximum 1world cup besides T20 world cup march in 2016...
then retired...
then all cricket fans give him Congrachulation......
Sallut B.Macculam
>>64408739
>>64408813
post a pic of your hair afterwards
>>64408817
Oh fuck off man it's a huge tourist place but it's no romantic destination like Paris. Faaaaaaaaaaar more kids, asians, groups of euros and old people here than couples. You go into town and literally everyone's either in a massive group or family.
anyone else going to the basin for the aussie test?
mccullum's 100th test.
New cricfu tbqh
>>64408748
>Cairns
you mean townsville
PS there is literally an artificial pitch with a pavilion like two minutes away from where I am here >>64408656
Apparently the school teams use it
Ridiculously cool location, nice pavillion too
>>64408864
like this one as well
>>64408899
Nice jaw and facial structue
>>64408893
>going to a empty cricket ground by yourself
>standing on the pitch for no reason
>the forever alone hovel of daniel
>>64408864
nigga I claimed her fuck off I can prove it in the archive
>>64408931
Thats fine if you did mate. You need to back it up with pics and the same vigorous attitude as Hollyposter
>bogan threads this early
I thought chinks didn't celebrate Christmas?
>>64408899
Oh shit, shes literally 16
>>64409017
I'm celebrating on your dads arsehole right know lad
>>64409019
That's completely legal
>>64409099
rude
Crimbo soon lads.
>>64409118
You offended BSA? Do you wish to be a bogan? Get your chink slant eyed arsehole out of here. This sport isn't for you. I know it seems cool to like an different sport but you have became something different entirely. Pathetic
>>64408926
Hardly a ground m8 it's literally right outside Millbrook, basically a kiddy oval. I'd like to check out the actual ground here but it's probably a bit too much effort because I'd have to bus there
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>64408656
Yeah not bad m8.
This is my backyard.
Looks nice, but need to keep up the maintenance on the car so it doesn't rust the fuck out, lol.
Mmmmm spicy tart
Thinking of joining a local cricket club
>Roberts to Broncos
Nice "salary cap" you got there NRL, KEK
>>64409179
>he doesn't have a hire car
>the impoverished barista of daniel
SJW: The cricketer
>>64409269
>implying the Broncos roster is stacked to begin with
haircut was good lads
had an English lad cut it and we had a good chat about the Boxing Day test against the Saffers
>>64409290
post pic of hair
Give her the?
>>64409290
Did he have good cricket knowledge?
Are you lads still watching the big shit league? fuck off it already and accept IPL as the only relevant cricket competition.
>>64409251
Nice, I'll post my actual backyard when I get back there, this is just the place we're staying in in Memestown. I've never had a room this close to the golf course before. There's literally a tee-off for a hole about 10m in front of my window.
>>64409251
Where?
This is a picture of the boring town I live in
Holly & Ellyse BTFO
Brunettes > Blondes
>>64409102
Actually not lad, if you're over 2 years older than her, you have to reasonably believe that she's 18 herself or you're fucked
>>64409289
They have a lot of guys on big money. Hunt and Milford would both be relatively cheap considering their contribution, but Boyd, Parker and Thaiday would all be on 500k+, Mccullough would be on 350ish, Blair around the same. They're almost certainly playing Roberts less than he's worth under the actual cap and giving him those sweet TPAs on the side
Daniel m8 if you ever go to Mt Maunganui you can stay at my bach
The fuck are there so many rich cunts ITT
>my backyard
>golf resort
>hiring cars
>christmas shopping
>>64409300
Don't need /sp/ to shatter my self confidence tbqh
>>64409311
He was a bit of a casual lad
>>64409289
They aren't stacked, but they are definitely paying overs for shitcunts.
Parker, Thaiday, Gillette, Boyd, Hunt, Milford, McGuire are all on huge money despite being average.
I guess we are returning to the old days though of the broncucks Ltd being allowed to cheat the cap again.
Yawn
can post a link to stream WBBL please?
>>64409358
Thanks for the offer, never really been around the North Island holiday spots, too busy enjoying the South.
Having a farm down south means that pretty much any holiday is immediately South Island, and coming from here I do prefer it a bit.
>>64409361
>being poor
lmao
>>64409339
Yeah bullshit m8, it's 16 and everything fair game unless you're in SA or TAS then it's 17
>>64409361
Fuck up sitaleki
>>64409325
This is my parents house. When I move out it will definitely be to a shit area since I don't have money myself and don't want my parents to pay for me.
But for now, I really like having a backyard that backs onto a beach.
>>64409361
I literally am the richest person on /cric/
Pure redhead asian in the WBBL lads
>>64409408
You're not Reality Christ
>>64408403
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME W-WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK
>>64409393
I'm telling you lad that's not how it works
Look it up if you want
Do you guys think if China got literally obsessed with cricket and as much into it as India that they might be able to field a team that could beat England in a meme20?
Looks like she would literally rip off a penis and cook it on the stove top
>>64409368
Milford would be pretty cheap considering he's still very young and had practically no FG experience at 5/8th. I think Hunt is possibly still on bench hooker money too, but I may be wrong there. Rest is correct though.
>>64409442
I did look it up, you're full of shit m8, remember that AFL manager dickhead who fucked a 17yr old girl? Was he ever arrested?
Nope.
>>64409333
Lambert's Beach in Mackay.
>>64409445
I think that Korea would be a decent shout.
They do well in golf because of all of the autists who practice 23 hours a day.
Asians would make alright batters but terrible pace bowlers.
>>64409460
Ben Hunt signed a new contract at the end of 2014 so he wouldn't be on bench money
>>64409445
Meme20?
Maybe. Not tests though.
China could unironically be a good cricket team since their chink genes wouldn't hold them back too much outside of fast bowling and swing
>>64409460
They lured Milford away from Canberra with a decent sized contract.
Not huge, I think it's around 250 to 300k a year, but it all adds up.
Hunt got a contract upgrade recently as well I think.
>>64409498
>They lured Milford away from Canberra with a decent sized contract.
They lured Milford away from Canberra by not being located in Canberra
Anyone here have NBN with Optus?
Are you getting pretty close to 100/40 speeds as advertised?
I might be switching from Telstra to Optus.
just got an email from the humble bundle lads
>>64409617
Please reply to me lads
>>64409617
>>64409667
About what?
just got an email from woolworths
>>64409684
Just reminding me about the Square Enix humble bundle
>>64409702
What about lad?
just got an email from your mum lads
>>64409733
reset my password because i forgot it ha, ordering groceries for my cousin
LADS
A
D
S
Got an email form Bunnings today
Reminder to NOT purchase James Roberts in your 2016 NRL Supercoach side as he will NOT be carrying the Broncos like he did the Titans and will likely become a lazy boong whilst other members of his team do the work. He will see a lot less ball too.
>>64409760
What did she want lad?
>>64409816
she just wanted to know what time she was due in at bone town la
Just got an email from poopeelia Ltd. lads
>>64409822
Doesn't sound like her lad, are you sure you got the right email address?
Just got an email from Matt lads.
>>64409823
t. Insecure Poo Peelander that wants attention
Reminder that we WILL win the NRL this year.
Got 1 trade left for my BBL team, who should I pick lads?
Watching some fat rich old hag trying to tee off and literally missing the ball right now lads
Full kit and cart and everything
>>64409808
guy who grew up with James Roberts detected
tell us some more stories m8
>>64409884
At least shes trying and not being a judgmental faggot
>>64409872
>>64409875
I don't see any glaring problems lad
I'd save the trade for a later round
Just went back to her cart to switch drivers, clearly knows her stuff.
>>64409898
You clearly don't understand how golf works, do you m8
>>64409915
delete this
>>64409897
Nah, not me m8 but I know players like Roberts' type. He'll become Sandow tier at the Broncos.
>>64409884
And you're sitting in a room by yourself and posting on 4chan Daniel
Fuck three helicopters just landed which celebrity are we betting on
I'm saying it's Kim Dotcom escaping his extradition
>>64409915
I really should rewatch this game
>>64409930
If shes genuinely having fun it doesn't matter
>>64409950
desu most of the 2nd half is bennettball and Linnett being a shitter, but the first half and the last 10 or so minutes of the second half are certainly worth rewatching
What time's the cricket on tonight?
>>64409942
I'm enjoying the view and having a good rest after a long tramp m8, plus finishing off my end of year music lists
Who /hasn'twatchedasinglesecondofbbl/ here
Mostly here for muscular NRL discussion.
>>64409946
WalkBro is the guest of honour
>>64409927
but the trades don't carry over so I might as well use them
>pick Agar (doesn't play)
>pick Burns (doesn't play)
>pick Hilfenhaus (doesn't play)
>pick Pollard (injured)
>pick Sammy (only bowls 1 over and doesn't bat)
just wasting picks 2bh, I should just pick meme players that are guaranteed to play
>
>>64410231
what's up WA bro
who /Scorchers-Eagles-Glory/ here?
>>64410178
Agar will be in the team as of next week when all the test players run off
Burns may be dropped from the test side, so I'd hang on to him for now at least, especially since his value will increase if he doesn't choke in another game
Hilfenhaus will play
Pollard is worth dropping if you want to
Sammy could be dropped too
Gday m8s its me here. Just sittin on me back porch havin a bloke improver (a beer for u poms – cos a frequent beer, in particular a VB, makes a bloke better value) and im starin out on the rainy day thinkin not only is this weather wetter than any box me m8 robbo has ever got near but its great weather for reflectin on all aspects of life. Obviously the most important aspects came to mind first, that is – me m8s and good aussie beers, so that takes me to me next yarn… it all started on a satdy mornin a coupla weeks back when me n me m8 jibba were buildin a canoe in me backyard for the summer that is fast approachin, we were chewin the fat and discussin sheilas and jibba was reenacting his favourite of jono browns courageous marks. Anyway before ya no it me m8s matters and biff strut round to lend a hand and eventually we decide enoughs enough so logically we all decide to go down and grab a couple slabs of pom kryptonite (slang for beer because poms cant go near a good cold beer). Anyway we head to the servo to grab some ice for the esky and we open up the freezer and there’s none there.. so jibba yells out to Rodney who works there “rod m8… where’s all the ice?” to which Rodney informs him “m8 im sorry but we’re all out of ice” then matters chips in “jeez Rodney, ben cousins must have been here!!!” OH and ya shoulda heard the hullaballoo that erupted!! One of the blokes fillin up his wagon started sprayin petrol everywhere in celebration and jibba started reenacting jono browns courageous marks again and even dived onto the concrete! Rodney thought it was a bloody rippa call and a half and he promised us free ice next time because of matters’ beaut BRC. It was one of those moments where ya look round and everythin seems to be happenin in slow mo and ya think to yaself ‘fuckn oath I love me m8s, I love me country! And I love a bloody rippa call’! cheers matters, cheers m8s, hooo roooo!!!
>>64410296
>trying to force shit pasta
>>64410295
thanks m8 but the only question I have is can you hold on to trades or do you have to use 3 each round?
>>64410382
3 each round
If it's like the AFL dream team then you won't have enough total trades to use all three each round though, so keep that in mind
Noob question here, watching an old Ashes, I get what everything means except for the two numbers to the right of Watson - is it overs/runs or wickets/runs or ?
Thanks
>>64410413
They scored 57 runs in 2 overs
>>64410413
I had hoped that the guy who told me never to come here for an actual answer was wrong
>>64410413
Two men out/57 runs on the board
>>64410413
Watson the bowler has figures of 0 wickets and 4 runs for the innings BSA
>>64410413
Watson scored 0 runs in 4 days
>>64410445
oh fuck im retarded i quoted myself FUCK
gonna go fucking jump outof a fucking window
>>64410413
0 is wickets, 4 is runs.
In all scores it is always listed as wickets/runs
However, the other countries are all like the USA in terms of them having to be contrarian edgelords by fucking up the scoring by having it runs/wickets.
>>64410413
0 wickets for 4 runs
>>64410459
>>64410476
That's what I was thinking, wickets/runs
Thank you my friends
>>64410459
>>64410476
LE PANDERING, P...PLEASE LIKE OUR SPORT BSA
>>64410485
reminder that there is literally no good reason to have it as runs/wickets which is as ridiculous as the imperial measurements system.
reminder that other countries are USA-tier delusional
>>64410498
it has absolutely nothing to do with that and in any event I'm Canadian
>>64410498
what a good cunt.
>>64410413
>root
>West Indies coach Phil Simmons has admitted he is "totally frustrated" by seeing West Indian cricketers light up the Big Bash League while his Test squad battles to be competitive.
>Jason Holder's young outfit collapsed to a three-day loss to Australia in the first Test in Hobart and they face the challenge of lifting themselves for the Boxing Day Test in Melbourne. Meanwhile, Andre Russell has been bowling with impressive pace for the Sydney Thunder, and Dwayne Bravo and Chris Gayle have turned out for the Melbourne Renegades, continuing their tour of domestic T20 tournaments.
>"I'm totally frustrated," Simmons said. "It's enjoyable to see Andre Russell bowling at 140 clicks, and Bravo hitting three or four sixes, and Chris back in it. It is frustrating that we don't have them here playing the Test series.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/954505.html?CMP=chrome
Test """"cricket"""" on suicide watch
>>64410575
Windies on suicide watch.
tipping sixers in a "close" one.
>>64410382
You do NOT have to use 3 trades per round.
It's a maximum of 3 trades per round. If you use up all 3 trades every round, then you will find that you will run out of trades before the end of the season, which can fuck you over if you need to trade out an injured player or something.
>>64410634
Your mum got the tip last night, faggot.
>>64410634
bankroll on Renegades
thanks m8
michael carbattery the absolute legend better than sachin flopdulkar
Got a text message from Telstra today
>>64410705
What about?
>>64410716
Just telling me that I've used 85% of my data
>>64410658
>YUH REKT
Really is that the best you can do? No wonder women don't find you interesting enough to talk to.
>>64410634
Just like the hurricanes winning was a "close" one?
fuck off
>>64410750
Better than women aborting children over you tbqh
>>64410750
DANIEL PTFO
>>64410755
They exceeded my expectations due to randomness involved in big pleb league but nevertheless I got the tip right and my record is "literally" 4-3.
>>64410757
Yeah well that's what happens when you date one of the devil's minions and get sucked in I guess.
Who tf /iggs/ here????
Smash that mf reply button
What the fuck is that?
>>64410837
Someone having fun with their friends. More worth than your pathetic life
>>64410654
thanks lad
>>64410849
rude
>>64410837
>not knowing about the GOAT mini Sri Lankan guy
he's the ultimate super fan, he's literally at every Sri Lankan match
Any of you on the piss already? 5 VB's deep here
>>64410837
Wow well done revealing yourself as a total casual
Does DB Cricket ever go on sale?
>>64410413
>8 replies giving him the same answer, or answers to a question he didn't ask
never change panderers
Is the BBL elite?
>>64411163
No, it's cheaper to buy a physical copy online
fucking mods are autosaging us again
>>64411242
seriously?
>>64411242
You sure?
It's fucking comfy lads.
>>64411242
No they're not you freshcunt
Garold here. Got banned for posting "" """""scrambled eggs"""""""" good thing I have mobile data you fucking cuck mods
>>64411328
Anyone else remeber the "he does it for free shitposts"?
>>64411328
Rebel
>>64410476
>>64410524
>austards write runs/wickets while everyone has it wicket/runs
>Hurr everyone else is contrarian.
You are the ones being murrica here cunts.
Who /gong/ here
>>64411442
/gong/ here m8. You wanna get pissed at Diceys? I have no money so you have to pay for me
>>64411442
>>64411447
>living in NSW
>>64411475
>Being this insecure about where you live
This gimmick is old
>>64411501
NSW is a shithole though, its not a gimmick
>>64411475
Deep down you hate the fact you are stuck in WA.
The only reason you live there is because you were born there. You do not live there willingly, but are forced to stay there because you are either too young or too poor to move to the other side of the country.
To shield yourself from the despair that this fact brings, your brain does mental gymnastics to try and delude yourself into believing that you WANT to live there. It's a defence mechanism to shield yourself from the pain of being literally stuck in the middle of nowhere.
>>64411518
M8 I live in Melbourne, sporting capital of the country
>>64411518
>middle of nowhere
but I don't live in Alice Springs, which is the literal definition of middle of nowhere
>>64411528
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>64411528
>unironically using the term "sporting capital"
kek every time
>>64411536
>>64411544
Last time I checked you were the ones cucked in your own NRL grand final with 0 NSW teams playing
Why are indians so retarded?
>>64411556
Ask your parents mate
>Kane goes to #1 in the test batting rankings with a century against Shit Lanka
>LITERALLY the next day, Steve Smith wins ICC Cricketer of the Year
kek
KEK
You can't make this shit up.
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>>64411282
who /smoke/ here?
>>64411549
Did this actually happen?
Aren't more than half the teams from NSW?
Also, these captchas m7,wtf?
>>64411601
Christmas captcha. Better than fucking street sign names
rate my bird lads
>>64411660
looks like a gay cunt
>>64411660
Mate he's all sideways
>>64411667
Fuck off lad he's a top tier bird
>>64411660
>>64411685
>>64411691
Its a fucking shit bird, almost as much of a waste of oxygen as you are.
>>64411703
I'll fuck you up the ass m8
>>64411719
Well no wonder you got a faggot bird then
>>64411685
I like your bird. :3
Birds are fucking annoying. Birds in nature are fine but house birds are a fucking pain in the ass. Anyone that has one is a fucking idiot and a red flag for a dirty retard
>>64411734
the only good house pet is dog
>>64411734
They can be pretty clean pets tbqh
I've trained mine to use a designated shitting bowl and to not chew stuff around the house
All he does is leave seeds on the ground near his cage and a few feathers around which I just sweep up once a day
>>64411752
If you crave interaction and can't stand yourself then yeah sure
>>64411759
You hate yourself don't you? Having a small amount of control over a fucking bird won't change anything
>>64411768
> Not being an antisocial autist is a bad thing
>>64411775
>says the tripfag
>>64411783
Im tripfagging ironically
>>64411790
Great way to spend an afternoon mate
>>64409019
holly was 17 when the first holly fag claimed her
who /JUST/ here
>just spilt a drink on my boss's phone
>>64411807
What drink lad
>>64411807
Do you fear your boss wage slave? Sounds like you do
>>64411822
beer
>>64411848
What kind of beer lad
Can a BSA (big strong Australian) redpill me on the AFL
>>64411912
Best sport in the world la
>>64411912
less parity than the EPL
>>64411832
Hey I heard Centrelink's computers went down, looks like a bad christmas for you NEET
>>64411912
Try to think of a sport that collectively embodies the gayness of Virat Kohli
Pro Tip: Its AFL
>>64411912
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_Australian_rules_football
>>64411929
Your whole existence revolves around money as you imply with your post. I won't go into details how i spend my day but money doesn't even register with me
>>64411948
>I-I-I'm better than you
Keep dreaming
>>64411660
>>64411685
>>64411691
10/10 m8, birds are great.
>>64411981
Birds are fucking annoying
>>64411992
Are you talking about the animal or women?
>>64411912
gay as fuck
also they use meth as a PED
>>64412012
I was talking about the birds, women are ok
>>64411963
Hate to agree with an auss bro but ever since I stopped being a neet and got a job my life has been 100x better.
>>64412058
Same here, its nice to have the respect of others and to have control of your life instead of being a slave to welfare.
>>64412019
That's an unsubstantiated claim
steve smith on GOAT watch
Queenstown is literally crawling with hot dripping wet foreigners and Daniel is sitting at a golf resort.... with his mum.... Posting on 4chan
kek
KEK
Is 5 black coffee's a day too much?
>>64411963
Edit that pic to say "5pm comes quickly" please. The "5am" mistake is triggering me.
>BSA pandering on the news
Natalie Portman bullied the shit out of Kiera Knightley during the Phantom Menace Shooting.
>>64412183
fingered an aussie slag last time i was there
ama
>>64412216
Did she work for the ABC?
>>64412201
my dick
>/rug/ 404d at 25 posts
You cannot make this shit up
>Memeswell in the opener
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
>>64412183
I love how you made sitting at a golf resort sound like a bad thing
Leaving first thing tomorrow anyway, gotta get a good night sleep
>>64412185
Anything more than 2 is objectively bad for you
If you can't drink a glass of milk YOU are literally subhuman.
Got my wife's son a Kylo Ren mask for christmas
>dealer not responding
>>64412421
There was a /rug/ thread?
lmao didn't even know
>>64412443
>>64412443
Gamethred boysh
One of my mum's "bf's" got me a gay fucking star wars mask for Christmas instead of a ps4.
Lads I literally just wrote up a huge article-style recap on a test series that happened in cricket captain in the year 2022.
I'm literally starting to think I'm autistic
GOAT series though, if it was real we'd be talking about it for years
>>64412459
post it lad
>>64412449
>no /cric/ in title
ABORT
>>64412466
Kinda what I wrote it up for but now it's like fucking 3000 words
>>64412449
Put fucking cric in the subject you dumb nerd
Merry Christmas
based thread counter make a proper thread
>>64412470
>>64412478
Sorry boys I dont spend every day here so Im not aware of everything I need to do to please the spergs
REAL THREAD
>>64412495
>>64412495
>>64412495
>>64412495
>>64412466
probably post it tomorrow once the meme watching casuals are gone
All three matches had really weird things happen that made them all pretty significant.
1000 here we come
Oi lads, are you supposed to watch Star Wars in chronological order, or order of release?
>>64412507
meme order
IV
V
II
III
VI
>>64412475
Maybe if u directed your autism time toward engineering instead of cucket you would be able to get a job tjat your mum didnt give you daniel
>>64412582
>not understanding how engineering works
Quote from the guy in charge of job placements, "cheating your way in through contacts is the best way"
>>64412507
Order of release. You almost always watch everything in order of release.
walkcunt on suicide watch
