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Hurricanes Vs Heat
Ayyy League on pooicide watch Edition
>Womens BBL national average audience (first two games): 216,500 (One HD)
>A-League: 78,000 (SBS2) and 62,000 (Fox Sports)
>>64396679
My sister's name is Holly so that's out of the question.
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
Kings of Leon were the definitive band of 2008
Penelope is the BEST girl's name
Roberts to Souths lads
Poo Peeland Pty Ltd.
Got $50 on the Heat desu
Execute all muslims.
>>64396669
Most fucking bogan hat ever. GTFO FUCKING HOLLY THE WHORE
>>64396702
Detroit will beat them m8
>>64396702
>betting before Pooality Cuck has given his "poodiction"
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64396695
he was always going to Souths
that will be 2 elite abo backs Souths have cucked the Broncos out of now
>>64396669
Is that bridge in Brisbane? I quite like the look of it
>>64396709
t. Daniel
>>64396709
this post will upset daniel
>>64396719
Bloberts will get back on the petrol in redfern and flop
>named "heat"
>wear green
>>64396723
t. someone who has never left rural Western Australia
>>64396737
>implying old man Inglis and old man Mundine won't keep him on the straight and narrow
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-former-bad-boy-arana-taumata-is-chasing-his-eighth-opportunity-at-an-nrl-club/story-fn2mcuj6-1227685826963
lads
>>64396725
SEEEEEETHING fucking casual detected
Daniel is obsessed with Holly. He is ONLY outdone by the threadcounter.
>>64396753
Yeah how fucking dare that pleb call me such names.
>>64396768
______ reporting in
>>64396778
how are Ivana and Chloe?
>>64396750
this cunt was never good
>>64396768
Rachael
>>64396782
>>64396768
>>64396782
Regina-Lee.
>>64396768
Palm
>>64396797
>he hasn't fell for le naturally talented coconut half meme
>>64396806
Based Rusty
do you think Roberts is coming m8?
>>64396814
>coconuts
>halves
literally the best half from the islands is Ben fucking Roberts
Got an email from JB-Hi-Fi today
Where's the best place to get pay day loans online lads?
Just going to use my mum's identification and pay her back when I win on the pokies tonight
Is Rashida Jones passable as white, or at least Mediterranean?
>>64396835
What about?
>>64396669
Wogs BTFO. Will they ever recover?
>>64396844
Just Nimble it and move on.
>>64396831
Does Shaun Johnson count as coconut?
>>64396844
They are all good. Depends really on who you bank with. If you're with the same bank as they are, the money is in your account within minutes of approval.
>>64396849
Just reminding me on the holiday specials
>>64396868
He's a chink
Is there any other team in sport other than the West Indies that people that opposing supporters have been depressed about how shit they are?
>>64396906
I think a lot of NFL fans find the Browns depressing
Rate me /cric/
Will the Sixers chink get a game this season?
>Those viewership figures
oh I am laffin
>>64396935
He should've signed with the stars
just got a call from space lab lads
>>64396768
Chloe
>>64396768
Hi Christian
>>64396935
if they ever have a dead rubber game, probably
Boxing day is almost sold out. Pretty surprised tbqh
>>64397022
More of a tradition thing than genuine interest in the match/series I'd say
love these games that go to the wire
had to beat them to get into the Shield final.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/story/953959.html
KEK
McMeme LITERALLY announced his retirement because he wanted to win a home series and knew he was going to get PTFO by Australia
>>64397022
Never underestimate the casuals in Melbourne
>>64397124
>nude
>wearing undies
>>64397141
nude =/= naked
>>64397124
Looks good lad
>>64397124
bad news m8
>>64397124
Send me her number lad?
>>64397160
Why did you poorly shoop my gf into this pic, lad?
u jelly?
>>64396669
Tipping the Hurricanes in a "close" one.
>>64397177
$100 on brisbane
cheers lad
>>64397191
Calling her now lad
>>64397191
she hung up on me mate what's the go.
>>64397177
Any updates on the ex gf situation?
based kev
>>64397264
Solid bant
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64397297
Whats with the anus beads?
>>64397297
What the fuck is she doing lads!?!
>>64397337
Getting married by the looks of it you retard
it's fucking 43 C lads
>>64397337
the guy on the right
>>64397337
Holding some coconuts hand.
post /cric/ approved movies
Star Wars was pretty fucking good lads
>>64397443
Amazingly they found someone who looks just like cartoon Han from the Star Wars Holiday Special
>>64397423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QMRiv9a7uI
>>64397468
wow, he's a shoe-in for Elliot: The Musical
Just done a big poo at a fancy restaurant lads
Just put 20 on the Heat
who /gong/ here?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GOATberra on based, elite, intelligent, sophisticated and relevant watch.
BASEDberra on GOAT watch. Every single other "state or territory" on suicide watch.
>Worst Australia
>LITERALLY beaten by the Incestmanians, Pajeets and Abos
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K E K
>>64397649
You think they can win without LeBron lad?
>>64397593
Did you shit on the handle :^)
>literally betting on the brisshit 'can't take any wickets' heat
Hey guys, I've been gone for a while so I could avoid the star wars spoilers but I'm back now to shitpost even more.
>>64397740
kys A.M.
>>64397749
Not your autistic australian friend.
>>64397689
Will LeBron is an actor mate
>>64397819
Will Smoth is kill now, Kane is the new god.
Thunder have a few cricfu contenders
>>64397877
are the Sydney Thunder, dare I say it, elite?
>>64397877
liking this qt
is he the best looking Indian of all time?
>>64397888
Is this one of RC's muslim?
>>64397888
Is that Osama Kouiji?
>>64397920
hi daniel
>>64397902
Needs to shave the beard but yes. He's a good bowler too, how has he not had more than one international appearance?
>the best brown batsman in the world, Bushman, is Australian
>the best brown fast bowler in the world, The Guru, is Australian
kek
KEK
>>64397930
>how has he not had more than one international appearance?
The irony is if he was elegible for India he'd have 30 Test caps and 100 ODi's by now
probably make shitloads more money aswell
>>64397925
This is Garold you fucking pleb.
>>64397902
Without the beard, and in the right light he looks like a persian god.
>leave Shitdia to me
>>64397958
He bowled off-spin and took a few wickets on the tour against India A
>>64397947
Fuck! Can the cunt who wrote-up all the /cric/ personalities please make a comeback?
>>64397902
Not in that photo. He looks a lot better in motion
>>64397888
>leave the infidels to me
Warner
Bancroft
Khawaja
Smith
SMarsh
MMarsh
Nevill
SOK
Sandhu
Starc
Lyon
Ayyyy
>>64397264
lmao
>>64397989
>Starc
>>64397989
Has the squad against India been announced yet?
>>64398012
ODI's?
No. Fucking Stoinis better not be in it tho.
if Stoinis gets in and SMarsh is left out again Rod Marsh should suicide
Havn't been outside for 8 days lads
>>64397931
Literally Wahab and Khan
>12GB patch for Until Dawn
BRAVO SONY YOU MASSIVE HACKS
>>64397936
Symonds was the same, he literally had England begging to select him and the Windies expressing interest while he was on the fringes in Australia
>>64397974
I made a pictorial which I'll post when I get home
>>64398029
>Khan
kek
KEK
he is fucking garbage outside of Asia. He is such a flat-track bully, he makes Thilan Samaweera look versatile.
But ofcourse you wouldn't know that or even who Samaweera was because YOU are a SEEETHING Channel 9 Summer of Cricket casual.
>Wahab
His record is so shit he makes Ishant Sharma look elite.
Literally
>le bowl two good overs in meme cricket at Shane Watson in career man
and
>le bowl three good overs at Englel (and take no wickets lmao) in career man
>>64398035
Literally a movie lad
>>64398022
Funny thing is I saw Stoinis play in KL a few months back and I was super impressed to the point where I even took a photo with him. I expected him to perform when he was selected for the ODIs/T20s. Fuck me, he had one of the worst debut's I've ever seen.
>>64398047
Am I one of the personalities now?
>>64398063
Playing in what? Some charity game or 6 overs thing meme? And you consider performing in that as merit for international selection?
he is literally just a less talented version of Moises Henriques.
>>64398055
I didn't say they're GOAT m8, just better than Usman and Sandhu
>>64398079
Sandhu is LITERALLY better than any of Ishant, Yadav, Shami or whatever
>>64398086
'no'
He'd probably play for India, sure, but that doesn't mean shit
>>64398055
>YUH career average
He LITERALLY has better stats than Starc did after 15 tests, while playing on Dubai roads
He is LITERALLY a better exponent of reverse swing and bounce than Starc
>>64398072
It was a t20 match against Nepal for fund relief. Tbf his batting seemed pretty good and he even coached some of my friends the day before the game with O'Keefe. O'Keefe seemed quite shit that day. It's on cricinfo "world XI vs Nepal" or some shit like that.
>>64398081
Fuck off Daniel.
>>64398103
please dont make me post the picture of you
>>64398095
Nepal cricket was probably going places, but like the country, has been suicided after that quake
>>64398108
>this person
>this comment
kek
KEK
Name is Garold. This should be my picture.
>>64398108
Ok I'm sorry mate.
>>64398110
Their cricket is still average but they've gone from 6th division to 2nd in like 2-3 years so that's a lot of progress.
>>64397380
It's only 28 with 60% humidity, lad.
>>64398120
kys memespouter
you're not going to force a new persona for yourself. Like statscunt, you will fail miserably.
>>64398121
that's what i wanted to hear
azhar mahmood is quite dapper
What's the point of having a 2020 game where Glenn Maxwell isn't playing?
>>64398131
You already fucking found the thread?
>>64398142
take a guess
you have literally no idea what my endgame is
>there are "people" who are going to watch the meme bash instead of the two test games that are on on boxing day
Daniel please kys
>>64398146
Daniel please...
>>64398156
he's fingering the 4/10 slut he met on christian camp RIGHT NOW
>>64398151
Ill be watching the based combination of the test match then BBL. 12 hours of cricket
Grant Denyer is short af
>>64398159
you seem like a nice guy dw
Reminder.
>>64398174
Thanks man. I already deleted most of my personal stuff anyways but I'm sure you found out.
>>64396683
are you me m8?
>>64398184
>all that Ivan samefagging
>>64398184
This was pretty funny until the ruthless samefagging
>McMeme's last match will be getting PTFO'd by GOATstralia on his homeground
kek
KEK
>>64398184
HAHAHAHAHAHAA HOLY SHIT
PTFO
>>64398214
I'm genuinely unironically worried he'll get out first ball.
is there anything more pathetic than watching a thread full of autistic cricket nerds arguing with casuals about something as irrelevant as cricket
>>64398221
He match fixed the CWC. It's all good.
>>64398184
KEK
Hey lads I'm back did I miss any funky fresh new memes
who /hypedforthekanedynasty/ here?
>>64398127
>new persona
I'm a filthy casual who arrived 3 weeks ago. GIVE ME MY FUCKING PERSONA FAGGOT
>>64398221
>tfw no qt3.14 Starc to york him
I really want the selectors to rest Pattinson for the last two Tendies Tests
With Starc, Cummins and now NCN ded, he is the last bowler >we have who can bowl at pace.
Paris could be a wildcard
Got my HBO Now subscription, lads.
Now watch me whip
Now watch me may may
>>64398237
If you're the 18 year old who unironically falls for RC's memes you should knead your sourdough all the way back to reddit.
who /cones&cricket/ here?
>>64398214
The highlight of his ""career"" was LITERALLY getting out for a duck in the World Cup thrashing this year
Got my BBC subscription lads
>tfw you put off having a fap too long and your parents come home
>>64398244
Not your autistic australian friend.
>>64398240
>Paris
Fuck off with this meme already Gatekuck
>>64398225
You
>>64398240
There's literally a dozen pace bowlers in Australia lad, every shield team has at least one decent fast bowler that would walk into other nation's teams
Reminder that NZ has never won the Big Bash or the Sheffield Shield
>>64398250
At least he gets to go out on his own terms
>>64398261
Doubtful
>>64398256
he has played 2(TWO) FC games and he is ALREADY better than Boult in every conceivable way. Pace. Swing. Height/bounce.
Pick an attribute, Paris is better.
kek
KEK
>>64398267
>Didn't Ronchi played a few seasons of Sheffield shield?
I need to go christmas shopping but i hate going to shopping centers. Might have to have a few drinks beforehand. It might be the only way. Time is running out
>>64398267
Or the World Cup
FUCK YOU PUNTER!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminder that this man will "literally" lead New Zealand to victory in the next 3 World Cups.
The age of Kane is upon us. You can't stop it.
Pretty sure this belongs on /asp/ lads
>>64398256
That's another WA guy, I rate Paris as a future GOAT but I'm not deluded enough to think he's going to get selected for the next few years.
Once Cummins or Pattinson or both have an early retirement from injury he's going to play, but not till then
has based rc logged on yet?
>>64398287
Pretty sure you're gay
>>64398279
Ronchi LITERALLY dedicated his whole career to shield cricket but was too shit to replace Gilchrist or Haddin, so he ran off to Poo Peeland
>>64398286
> his batting average is lower than a chubby Australia "spinner"
>>64398300
Bi desu
>>64397238
Yeah she sent me an email today just letting me know how my little girl is and how things are back in Australia. I think she misses me but is too hurt to say anything.
>>64398285
Thats pretty disrespectful tbqh. I like Flintoff but this is inappropriate childish behavior
>>64398292
>I rate Paris as a future GOAT but I'm not deluded enough to think he's going to get selected for the next few years.
dont underestimate Australian selectors
Ashton Agar was LITERALLY in the Test squad THIS YEAR
Cummins debuted with 2 FC games under his belt. It happens.
>>64398287
I will LITERALLY fuck you up the ass
>>64398303
Username?
>>64398316
krazykrejza
>>64398310
kys please
>>64398302
Yeah, his reason to move to NZ seemed pretty pathetic tbqh.
>>64398287
>Norgay so irrelevant they can't even wrangle enough Somalians to make a cricket team
"lol"
>humans are so simple minded that they get excited about a literal piece of space trash hurdling past earth
>>64398312
Your narrative is falling apart.
>>64398270
kek, 2 games against Poo Peelian "batsmen" and you think he's worth shit.
Come back to me when you stop being a seething fucking casual. And I don't mean come back to me in NZ because you'll end up coming here after you lose your mining job kek
KEK
K E K
LADS
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>>64398324
Not even Somalians want to play this """""""sport"""""""
>>64398332
alri m8?
>mfw humans are so simple minded that they are amazed at space rocks zooming past earth
>mfw there are even simpler minded people that genuinely believe that doomsday is a thing and they spend their whole lives stocking up on toilet paper and bottled water
>mfw there are even dumber people that than whom devote their entire lives to the thought of "jesus christ" returning to earth and somehow he is bringing the end of the world with him
how do we fix this shit, /pol/?
>>64398328
I don't understand this
>>64398357
I am LITERALLY a devout catholic m8
>>64398357
>Unironically posting on /pol/
Is there a more OVERRATED batsman than Meme Shit?
No seriously, is there?
He's literally made NO runs on proper pitches and failed SPECTACULARLY in the games that actually mattered the most (Edgbaston, Trent Bridge), and COULDN'T EVEN REACH DOUBLE FIGURES in FOUR innings.
And then he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY AND OBJECTIVELY gets a duck against A DIVISION 2 COUNTY TEAM. Then he DECLARES while his teammate is only EIGHTEEN runs away from his MAIDEN first-class ton.
And NOW he's made a 100 on THE FLATTEST TRACK IN ENGLAND in a match which is so irrelevant that PETER SIDDLE IS PLAYING.
Too bad your team is in ruins, the Ashes is lost, and your captain has been cucked into retirement. But NO, you can enjoy this hundred that is LITERALLY WORTHLESS.
This is what happens when you hide on your bouncy meme grounds.
kek
K E K
>>64398357
>being THAT guy
>>64398367
Based anon
>>64398357
idk, you think it's bad there? try living in the southern region of the states, lad
>>64398359
http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/an-asteroid-is-expected-to-safely-pass-earth-on-december-24-but-conspiracy-theorists-disagree/news-story/0a80ad87d044b7d431432abe5329ee4f
>>64398343
such a shame that raping Norwegian women is a full time occupation "mate"
>>64398371
kek
This is what happens when you're raised by a single mum, Poodam.
>>64398312
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64398389
Single mums are hot?
>>64398392
how long until the cricket friendos
>>64398357
The only simple minded person here is you.
>mfw humans are so simple minded that they are amazed at space rocks zooming past earth
The whole world is amazing and you can't even see it because you are trapped within your own prison of familiarity.
>mfw there are even simpler minded people that genuinely believe that doomsday is a thing and they spend their whole lives stocking up on toilet paper and bottled water
I agree this is pointless.
>mfw there are even dumber people that than whom devote their entire lives to the thought of "jesus christ" returning to earth and somehow he is bringing the end of the world with him
You have no idea what Satan's end game is.
/cric/ would you rather be a rich 5ft 4" manlet or a 6ft 3" homeless man?
>>64398389
nice ""narrative"" you're creating about me lad
>>64398357
>unironically thinking that /pol/tists aren't exactly the kind of person you described
wew
>>64398398
10 minutes aye
>>64398405
Richard Hammond did alright
>>64398353
I'm unironically not there.
>>64398413
fuck better get down to KFC need to get my bucket hahaha
Execute all muslims.
>>64398422
Good man
>>64398420
careful what you wish for
>>64398403
>satan
lol
I bet you that Reality Check will spend his Christmas on 4chan
who /watchinganimeinsteadofthisshit""sport""/ here?
>>64398423
>>64398431
>LE FUGG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD
>>64398422
Don't worry lad, won't be missing anything at the start.
>>64398369
>>64398410
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>64398384
cheers mate
>>64398442
Gotta warn people before posting a 2mb image
Now watch me whip
Now watch me may may
>>64398444
Nice trips Braheim
>>64398451
>needing a 56k warning in 2015
>>64398371
What's her number?
>>64398438
The greatest trick that the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn't exist.
>>64398439
I might pop in for a post or two but will be too busy that day mate.
>>64398459
Thanks familia
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
The only good game show on tv is The Chase - UK version.
>>64398464
knew u aussie cunts were fucking dumb but believing in devils and angels and shit lmao new low for you cockblowers
>>64398475
Deal or No Deal is the pinnacle of game shows
m e l
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Yay, the two minnows of the BBL
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=315941076
>>64398475
I watch it every day
>>64398482
Good show, awful host
>>64398496
Same
>that memeswell dismissal in the intro
every time
>>64398475
The Aussie version is way easier too, apparently we're stupid
>>64398297
all your money on Poofart over Pissstain
>tfw found a stream because my tv died today/
>It's british people talking about muh aussie big bash
>>64398517
Nah its just you that's stupid
>>64398522
crichd.in lad
wow Apple! That's progressive!
>>64398405
manlet
money is objectively far more important than height
within reason ofcourse. None of that Austin powers cunt shit
>>64398528
that's where i'm at lad?
>>64398537
try the curry star sports stream lad, you get the objectively GOAT curry ads
anyone else unironically want women's cricket to grow?
think about it lads, if the development it's had here continues and is mirrored in places like England, it could actually become mildly entertaining in a decade
why isnt Boourns playing?
Is Tim Paine related to Max Payne?
Are Tasmanians human?
>>64398572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8IEiwBLSxw
>>64398588
Or are they dancers?
>>64398570
I do, it's not as exciting as men's cricket but still enjoyable to watch.
Any women's contact sports can fuck right off on a professional level though.
>>64398599
>Any women's contact sports can fuck right off on a professional level though.
so basically every single relevant team sport bar cricket?
>>64398570
The Australian women are so far ahead at the moment though. If the WBBL is mildly successful, that will only continue. Other than >us, the only other cunt that put money into their womyn is Englel
I also love the meme potential. the WBBL is LITERALLY more relevant than /wog/ and Super Ugly
kek
KEK
maxwell is fucking gold in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM7vysjOu7Y
that rapey face at the start
>>64398613
Soccer isn't a contact sport
>>64398616
maxwell on oscar watch
DLF MAXIMUM
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>>64398570
I'm just reveling in the absolute ayy-league annihilation. If there's more to come, I'm all for it.
Gutless umpire
Out by a fucking mile
>>64398633
Link?
I wanna read this shit
>>64398635
BBL umpires are fucking jokes, I've unironically seen better umpiring in my bottom division club games
>>64398619
This. Also Basketball, Baseball and both forms of Hockey.
>>64398641
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/womens-big-bash-league-hits-footballs-aleague-out-of-park-in-television-ratings-20151221-glsog1.html
baka = s m h
>>64398653
I'm pretty sure ice hockey might be contact
>>64398660
Pretty sure it has as much contact in it as Netball.
DEE ELL EFF MAXIMUM
Dr Pavel?
>>64396709
>implying BBL isn't marketed towards bogans
>>64398668
Reality Check doesn't know what a contact sport is
atleast with the Channel 10 commentators I'm hearing stories I haven't heard Slats and Tubbs repeat 35 times.
Cooking a curry lads
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED TH-
>>64398702
Hes right. Netball has about as much contact as women's ice hockey..
Have you ever actually watched netball?
>>64398657
Makes sense that casual bash league has three time the ratings since the fat, loser bogans that "watch" it dont even actually watch.
They just turn on all the TV sets in their house to it and leave it running in the background
>daily reminder that dane van niekerk is the superior cricfu
>>64398704
wait till they start reminiscing about the time Slats was put in a cherrypicker, ahahaha that was a classic
I think this is the final form of cricket grabbing the American market
>>64398709
where's gus the goose lads?
>>64398619
its semi-contact
t. soccer ref
>>64398657
ayyy league fags on damage control
>>64398702
Idiot detected.
>>64397989
Why SOK?
Literally every time Agar has toured India he has destroyed them. His form in the warm ups in Feb 2013 got him his Test debut and ripped through India A and South Africa A (?) in the List A series to get the ODI call up.
Also no Voges? He's got versatility in his stroke play. Burns is better than SMarsh at spin.
>>64398732
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey
Ice hockey is a contact team sport played on ice, usually in a rink,
Literally the first sentence fragment. Now stop ruining /cric/ with your shit
>>64398729
cheers, this is the stuff I'm looking for: Wrecked Wogs and Damaged Daigos
>>64398733
SOK fucking rekt India on the A tour. Agar only did well in the meme shit.
SOK is the second best spinner >we have, it isnt even debatable.
I have no issue with either Burns or Voges over SMarsh tho.
I want MMarsh in the team tho because 1) he played well in the UAE and 2) he'll be a decent third seamer
>>64398737
Dude stop, youre being a total sperg about it
"LE ITS CALLED A CONTACT SPORT XDXD"
Thats not what anyone is saying...
mum saw my dick today bros
>>64398750
The entire post chain is about a discussion over what sports are contact sports...
>>64398752
Is microbiology lucrative?
>>64398709
AWWW THAT IS A HYOOOOOOOOJ HIT
>>64398437
<3 Daniel
>>64398353
A.M. needs to be updated
he no longer walkcunt posts
he now statscunt on suicide watch posts and maymay frog posts
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED TH-
>>64398802
Hello
>>64398657
Add this anal devastation to your image m8
ZOOP
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>>64398832
>this "person" likely has australian citizenship
>>64398832
cheers lad.
Heat getting BTFO as predicted.
>Turn on the TV
>See this
What do?
>>64398847
Link to your prediction?
>>64398852
LE CUM BUCKETS XD AMIRITE B/ROS/ IM TOTALLY STRAIGHT HAHAHAHXD I LOVE TITS AY HAHAHAHA LADS XD
>>64398729
The matador cup is a month long domestic championship in the least popular cricket form, if that's coming close to ayy then it's time to consider pooicide
>>64398852
change the channel because she obviously doesn't care much about sport and only exploits it for her journalism career
>>64398837
E L I T E
L
I
T
E
Biggest men of the big bash
Kallis, Lawford, Cosgrove, Simmons
who else
>>64398151
>there are "people" who are watching the meme bash instead anime
>unironically watching the big pleb league
This is so fucking cringeworthy and gimmicky
Statscunt on suicide watch
>>64398871
Hodge
1. tendulkar
2. kallis
3. lara
4. sangakkara
5. ponting
6. khan
>>64398841
They really are deluded as fuck about the relevance of their shithouse """""league"""""
>>64398855
if you're unable to press f3 and type a word, I suggest going to another site with a built in search function.
Please desist your punishing freshness.
>le memesweep
Taz will make 199
>>64398888
Seething newcunt detected
bails will never play another test
feels bad man
>>64398888
dude, your quads saved me a whole extra button press whenever i want to crtl f
Sangakkara speaks fantastic English tbph, I was surprised when he started talking.
>>64398901
Gotta leave a spot open for Maxwell's 10 000 run career
>>64398657
these fucking ayy league fans kek
Pink Shapes are GOAT Tbh
>>64398910
fucking kek, cheers!
>colorfulpilgrim
BUILD WALL
is daniel going to make a thread for the boxing day nz odi?
Post your face when you realise that most people end up marrying roasties
Last 3 digits will be Hurricanes total
why are bogans so scared of soccer becoming our most popular sport?
>>64398941
It's not soccer people don't like. It's soccer fans
>>64398941
Honestly the prospect for me of only 20k rocking up to an Essendon vs Carlton Grand Final because everyone is obsessed with soccer in the country is absolutely horrifying to me.
>>64398945
gtfo my cricket thread, you poo coloured manlet.
>>64398945
I will never understand the appeal of AFL 2bh, shit sport
>>64398950
>implying Reality is an Indonesian manlet
>>64398959
>Implying he isn't
>>64398959
whoever that is he is posting with a indonesian flag and therefore i must assume he is a poo coloured manlet
based tones didn't stop the boats for a joke, cunt.
>>64398958
Probably because you are insecure Sydneysider scum who is butthurt Melburnians came up with a great sport.
all I want for Christmas is a gf lads
>>64398941
Fear doesn't enter the equation, it's more the hilarity of the delusion of bureaucrats, and a slight annoyance that good athletes will focus on a sport that's obviously shit.
name a better abo cricketer than christian
protip: symonds is windian
>>64398958
Homosexuals trigger me, please leave.
>>64398905
Most curries know English and speak it fairly well, it's just the retards who spew incomprehensible shit all over the Internet
>>64398972
>bureaucrats
>australia
top lol
is king george, dare i say it, elite?
>>64398973
Ricky Ponting
If Ben Cutting was masturbating he'd be Ben Nutting
>>64398969
Perth, and AFL's the only thing anyone cares about here really, still shit
>>64398941
Because it's fucking pathetic to watch a meme sport that isn't even relevant as an Australian just to be a special snowflake. I've got nothing against the sport, I actually played in a club for a good 13 years, I just hate the people who watch it.
>>64398975
Yeah, Indian/Sri Lankans do typically speak English well, but they usually have a heavily inflected burajalapidamanam PAJEET MY SON accent, and Kumar doesn't have that.
badREEE
>>64398958
It's literally the ultimate spectator sport, there isn't another sport in the world that combines athleticism, pace, physicality and scoring frequency as well as AFL.
>>64398979
>Frank Lowy
>Australian
toppest lel
>>64398989
So you are en edge lord that doesn't want to fit in.
>>64398998
>Le you must like le AFL to fit in xD
Kill yourself
>>64398973
>tfw abos used to actually play cricket in the 19th and 20th centuries and were actually good fast bowlers
>tfw they just sniff petrol and play afl
>>64398997
your post doesn't make sense
there is literally a chance that the new years game in sadelaide will have a bigger crowd than the first day of the new year's test in sydney
>>64398998
gtfo this thread, you shit covered monkey.
>>64399005
What is it about Australian football you don't like then.
>I-I-I don't know it's just s-s-shit
>>64398996
>ultimate spectator sport
>90 mins
>0-0
>>64399005
In Perth, yes
AFL is deeply engrained in >our culture and you're missing out tbqh
There's nothing like watching the Dockers play on the telly in a freo pub every weekend
>>64399008
That's because you're a greasy guido with a 1st grade grasp of English. Just a lamb with garlic, no tomato thanks, Stavros.
>>64399010
forget that
there's literally a chance the Sadelaide game will have a bigger crowd than the 1st day of boxing day
>>64399020
disregard this, I got posts mixed up
>>64399025
you're still not making any sense
Cricket and AFL are the National Sports tbqh
>>64398973
TIME FOR ABOS
>>64399019
Tried watching it, couldn't get into it.
>>64399033
I think Pro Hart needs his carpet cleaned, Slutavna.
>>64398996
>In the world
What you say may be true but realistically it's a majorly simple and relatively bogan sport that more and more can only be played by tall, fit people (I know there are exceptions but if you look at all the rookies that get signed nowadays they may as well be clones of one another, becoming like basketball 2bh). The fact we're the only nation to play it as well sorta de-values it a bit to me really, if you're content with the AFL beig the height of the sport then power to you but I just dislike a sport that sorta ends at the level it begins
>>64398998
and no, you fuck, I'm a rugby union fan because I see that as the better sport, not because I'm an autismo like (you) are
>>64399027
It also has a lot to do with the place in which the game is played. We've got fuck all to do here in Adelaide, so the spectator count will be a bit inflated. It's also why the AFL games have such high attendance here.
>>64399043
your meme posting has no effect on me
Hey fellas gonna go down and grab some Maccas for dinner, what's good there at the moment? Been a while since I got anything from there.
>>64399038
Did he seriously wear those during a match?
>>64399046
IQ of less than 102 detected.
>>64399053
Oh, I'm sure. Light a flare, I'm sure that will let some steam off.
>>64399054
I always get a Southwest BLT senpai
>tfw went for a ride today
>tfw girl in black lycra on bike pulls out in front of me
>tfw riding behind her for the next hour
>tfw watching her lycra get more and more transparent as she sweats
>tfw that g string
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)
>Yakub said to have been born in Mecca at a time when 30% of original black people were "dissatisfied".[3] He was a member of the Meccan branch of the Tribe of Shabazz.
>By the age of 18, he had exhausted all knowledge in the universities of Mecca. He then discovered that the "original black man" contained both a "black germ" and a "brown germ". With 59,999 followers, he went to an "isle in the Aegean Sea called Pelan", which Muhammad identifies with Patmos.
>Once there, he established a despotic regime and set about breeding out the black traits, killed all darker babies, and created a brown race after 200 years. Yakub died at the age of 152, but his followers carried on his work. After 600 years of this deliberate eugenics, the white race was created.[5]
>The brutal conditions of their creation determined the evil nature of the new race: "by lying to the black mother of the baby, this lie was born into the very nature of the white baby; and, murder for the black people was also born in them — or made by nature a liar and murderer"
>The new race traveled to Mecca where they caused so much trouble they were exiled to "West Asia (Europe), and stripped of everything but the language....Once there, they were roped in, to keep them out of Paradise....The soldiers patrolled the border armed with swords, to prevent the devils from crossing."[2]
>For many centuries they lived a barbaric life, surviving naked in caves and eating raw meat, but eventually they were drawn out of the caves by Moses who "taught them to wear clothes". Moses tried to civilize them, but eventually gave up and blew up 300 of the most troublesome of them with dynamite.[6] However, they had learned to use "tricknology" to usurp power and enslave the black population, bringing the first slaves to America on.
>>>/b/658758085
>>64399060
>Insults IQ
>No reasons why
ok
reminder that heat will btfo this target with overs to spare as per rc's poodiction
>>64399079
If you're IQ was at least 102, you would of known why you were insulted.
These two teams are playing cricket, just as I predicted.
Who's going into the Jungle this time lads?!
>>64399095
ryan harris
Hey f.am what's the best way to off yourself
>>64399086
>you're IQ
>would of
kek
>>64399103
paraquat
This game of cricket looks like it will end tonight, just as I predicted.
>>64399103
Move to Australia and go swimming.
>this heat lineup
Absolute trash.
>>64399103
become a tripfag, let yourself become engrossed in the paranoia that comes from posting here all day and night for the next few years, sperg out one night and claim to have an endgame and then kill yourself.
>>64399086
>doesn't like a sport that literally everyone outside of Australia doesn't like, gives some reasons
>stupid
sick logic fuckwit
wade > > haddin > nevill > paine >ludemann > everyone else
>>64398481
What are those whispers in my mind telling me to fap 24x7 if not the devil himself? You consciously have to ignore those whispers or else Satan will literally command you to do degrading stuff. All the degeneracy in the world is an act of Satan.
I predict that I will most likely spend my Christmas and New Years on /sp/
>>64399126
then why is reality cack still alive?
>>64399135
He's new as fuck. Give him a couple of years and he will be Matt/Ivan/Joel tier paranoid and suicidal.
How many BBL /cric/ threads have been made since Daniel's thread
>>64399133
Amen
This game of cricket is being broadcast on free to air television, just as I predicted.
>>64399144
Yet Danny's thread is objectively more entertaining.
>watching cricket for the first time with my m8s
>have no idea whats going on
>find video explaining cricket in ways my american mind can comprehend
>already hooked on it
is US cricket even a thing?
>>64399183
If you're Indian
>>64399183
May The Lord bless and keep you BSA.
Casual reminder that I tipped the Hurricanes in a "close" one.
>>64399046
>it's a majorly simple and relatively bogan sport that more and more can only be played by tall, fit people
That's why it's the ultimate spectator sport, you don't need to understand the sport on anything more than a superficial level to enjoy it.
I'm not saying it's the best sport ever made (because it isn't).
Shit bowling
WALLOP
>>64399138
he literally predates most tripfags and pseudotrips and has posted in /cric/ since 2013
>>64399138
>matt
>not new
freshie detected
>>64399183
yes, and they're all indian expats
they're not particularly good though, I think they're suspended from playing international games too
>>64399195
based rc
>>64399183
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
>>64399208
>tfw been on /sp/ since the olympics
>tfw noone recognises my posts
>tfw still not a pseudotrip
>>64399219
Wu-Tang looking fresh tßh
DAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64399224
Nice English comprehension, how's that ISP call centre going?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/944987.html
The BSA meme is never going to die lads
Are CA blind to the fact that the All Stars was a success purely because it let the curries in America see their precious Tendulkar play?
I'd genuinely like to see a triangular series like they're proposing, but it would be better to host it in one of the developing associate nations like Afghanistan, Netherlands or Ireland, or even one of the test nations who are beginning to lose interest in the sport rather than America. They're never going to pay attention to the sport when they find fucking baseball boring.
It really bothers me how the ICC is willing to cripple actual development by reducing the number of teams in the World Cup and gut their funding, while they go and waste money on this pointless shit
>>64398110
they just beat Ireland in the Under 19s Qualifier la
>>64399037
THIS.
>>64399225
I think this is almost my anniversary for /sp/. Drunk on /ck/ watching Based Bash and I realised there was probably a sports board full of banterous brethren watching it.
Fresh Cunts unite.
is clive rose related to george rose?
what happened to riki wessels
It'll be a tie
>>64399241
If they had properly tried this sort of expansion in South America a decade ago when the economy was still good it genuinely could have worked, I reckon.
Boreball has the bat-and-ball game market locked down in Central America and Burgerclapland. Cricket would never catch on, not in a million years, when you've got something as plebby as baseball to pander to the masses anyways.
If we're looking at expanding into new markets, Asia is objectively the best choice. Make it an Olympic sport and the Chinese will literally throw money at it to win another medal. Nigeria is another viable option.
I don't mind USA getting the World T20 - it could boost their game like the RWC did for Japan, but Canada really should have been higher in the pecking order. The game is in shambles anyways in America.
>>64399183
Cricket and Rugby union are the two best sports because people of legit any shape and size can play pretty successfully - hope the US get around them in the future tbqh
>>64399183
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>>64399241
>reducing the number of teams in the World Cup
I'm still seething over this, associate games were some of the most entertaining to watch
they were the ultimate meme games and watching Ireland beat test nations was always hilarious
>>64399257
is the muscular third kiwi?
Shiggies, are you here m8?
>>64399265
Your favourite Cricketing body?
Mine is Mark Cosgrove
Mark's current physique is very impressive. He has a naturally generous frame and his lack of a neck really complements this. Great defined jowls and calf muscles that could make any girl blush. An aspect I love of his body is his swaggering gait and his no-nonsense two day stubble growth. It really compliments his 'repescted elder statesman' phase. I often find myself watching his matches just to stare at his sexy body. His stoic ability to refuse to run quick singles really showcases his pristine body. A complete joy to watch his laboured breathing and lowering run-rate. Sometimes I replay one of his many 15 minute long innings numerous times. His lowered eyes and sweaty, loose lower lip never ceases to excite me. Mark will forever be my 'boy toy'.
>>64399270
>not knowing a statshightest post
eyl freshcunt. 3rd Kiwi literally only knows NZ cricket and that's it.
>>64399270
reminder that you can't whinge about the shit indies and still want a load of associates in the world cup
the wc went for fucking ever as it was
>tfw most of you losers are too young to remember door to door milk delivery
>there are "people" in this very thread who ACTUALLY BELIEVE statshandsome doesn't contribute anything other than KEKposting
>>64399285
>the wc went for fucking ever as it was
that has nothing to do with the number of teams and everything to do with broadcasting shekels
Cricket is so fucking out of touch that the ICC is still reliant on a dying media platform for their biggest source of revenue.
>>64399285
There's literay nothing wrong with complaining about the Windies when they went from THE greatest team to ever play any sport to literal shit in the space of 20 years
getting a haircut in 16 hours and 10 minutes lads
>>64399294
There is something wrong with saying they should be stripped of test status while unironically shilling Ireland to play tests.
Have you seen Ireland's bowlers? They are literally 90s ODI team-tier (although Rankin going back gives them a decent boost)
>>64399298
Where's that story about the Tendies fielder looking at the stadium and missing a ball?
>>64399292
so you want them to what, stack more games on each day?
you'll still end up with irrelevant games like australia vs nepal which will be funny the first time but then will just be statpadding
pissbane on pooicide watch
>>64399298
Windies are okay as a test status nation, but people's beef is with the fact they are playing 3 tests against Australia against them, including boxing day and new years at the MCG and SCG. Genuinely, imagine if we announced a summer series like this against Zimbabwe, there'd be an outrage, and fairly so - like there is now
>>64399292
>dying media
Yeah, like radio and public oration died out right? Stop talking about shit you don't know anything about. This includes cricket.
Rate my dinner lads
>>64399298
I don't think I've seen anyone say that on /cric/, that's just Facebook casuals
The Windies are shit, but they're still better than Zimbabwe and competitive against Bangladesh
Vettori PTFO
>>64399270
>I'm still seething over this, associate games were some of the most entertaining to watch
I've posted this here many times before but 12 is objectively the correct number of teams for the CWC, 10 is too low.
The bottom two associates are too shit to compete. It was a waste of time having Scotlel & UAE.
My ideal CWC format is as follows:
>12 teams, 2 groups of 6
>top 2 teams from each group go to semi finals
simple, that way the group stage actually matters.
>Pisspain
>>64399302
That was LITERALLY their most experienced fast bowler too
Everything coming out of the Carribean makes me depressed tbqh
>>64399318
bowl of dogshit/ 10
>>64399318
skim that fat m8
What are you lads having for dinner?
Tea and spring rolls here.
>get teams coach on to talk aboust someone net even playing
Based channel 10
>Howie: so Daniel [Vettori], your old mate Brendon has announced his retirement
>Vettoldcunt: I-i just want to talk about memes!
>>64399329
I'll fuck you up the ass lad, that is a perfect blend of spice, ginger, garlic, onion, tomato and lamb
>>64399303
Yeah, 2 games a day and 1 game a day if it's a marquee game like India vs Pakistan or Australia vs England.
During the World Cup there was literally no reason why they couldn't have done this given the time difference, as you could have a day game in New Zealand and a night game in Australia with just a couple of hours overlap.
>>64399316
Fair enough, really >we should have been given the Boxing Day test even though >we were shit when the original plans were drawn up. You'd get a far bigger crowd in Melbourne for a New Zealand game than a Windies one.
>>64399317
Sports broadcasting is fucking dying though, online streaming is a far cheaper and viable option where you can literally customize the package you wan't.
Don't know how it is with Fox Sports, but Sky is literally dying in NZ because they're losing all the sports customers who'd rather watch the EPL and Wimbledon online. Why would I pay $99 to watch a bunch of shit "sports" when I just want to watch a couple?
Sky is tanking so hard that they're LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY showing e-sports on their Sports channel. Rugby and cricket is literally all they have left.
>>64399318
thai red curry? if so, 10/10
>>64399344
From memory >you were meant to be the Boxing Day game, but >you decided to have a local game instead
reminder that BIG BLACK BULL GAYLE is literally the only player with a test 300, odi 200 and t20 100
he is unironically the GOAT modern batsman
>>64399325
>>12 teams, 2 groups of 6
>>top 2 teams from each group go to semi finals
objectively the best format senpai
>>64399318
needs rice
>>64399318
go back to india cunt
>>64399348
Lamb rogan josh lad
>>64399349
find that hard to believe Tbh, there's no way >we'd be making more money off playing shit lanka in pyjama cricket than a Boxing Day test with big strong australians
>>64399344
>Don't know how it is with Fox Sports
kek
KEK
Jewdoch is on literal suicide watch. They lost the BPL and even the fucking Ayy. Even the NRL fucked them off.
The only soccer they have left is the Indian Soccer IPL knockoff thing.
tl;dr Fox is hemorrhaging subscriptions
>>64399350
Glenn Maxwell is one of the more intelligent batsman of the modern game
>>64399335
Z H A N G
H
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>>64399351
I just want to remind you that I am krazyGOATja and YOU literally just agreed with one of my "opinions"
"YOU" on suicide watch
Then why does it look like a hot bowl of dogshit and vomit? You a curry m8? I'm not a woman on a bus Raj. You'll be the one getting fucking bashed son.
>>64399335
What games do you play on ps4?
>>64399360
Probably because Poo Peeland want to capitalise on the World Cup with pyjama games at home
The Australian tour coming up was meant to be five games, but >you had it scaled back and replaced with pyjama shit
>this kiwi poster would unironically watch a hong kong vs nepal odi
>>64399377
>PS4
>games
I literally use mine to watch Tallegedah Nights
>>64399376
I like how you're not actually responding to anyone. You're kinda like Edward Norton's character in fight club.
>>64399356
in that case 7/10
>>64399361
yeah, same here. Sky lost the rights to the EPL, Wimbledon, and I think golf as well. Literally all they show is darts, kabaddi(ayy lmao), F1, cricket and high school rugby.
>>64399378
i'm literally poorious about the scrapped third test
>>64399375
i know, i saw you post it on leddit once ;^)
for the record I agreed with your points on Burns
>>64399377
rocket lege
>>64399377
Hulu and Netflix mostly
Yeah just like fight club I'll kek you too fucker swear on me Nana
just finished my curry lads and it was absolutely delicious
me on master chef watch
>>64398945
>implying Essendope will ever make another grand final
walkcunt on suicide watch
Handsome, witty and funny GOATistic Elitespouter on Billy T James Comedian of the year award watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
