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Scorchers Vs Strikers
who /gong/ here?
>>64379170
>.webm
>doesn't move
knit your socks
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64379174
not sure what people expected desu, this is all he did last year as well really - aside from 2 or 3 huge knocks
>>64379170
Whores are determined to ruin everything.
>>64379145
speaking of the stars....
>kevin pietersen: great batsman or the greatest batsman in the history of the IPL?
1
2 Mark Waugh
3 Greg Chappell
4
5 Shaun Marsh
6 Trevor Chappel
7
8
9
10
11 Shane Lee
help lads
>>64379170
Who dat
>>64379170
you can see her knickers, someone should tell her, that could prove embarrassing.
>>64379190
woops... BBL. i'd ask what the fuck is wrong with me but i think my flag covers it
>>64379191
Stephen Waughner
>>64379170
Insecure girls dress like that at nerd conventions because they know they won't get called out for it
>>64379170
>>64379185
just imagine what kind of a sad clown she's going to look like at age 60+
>inb4 back surgery
>>64379205
the lesser known brother of the great Shane Waughner
>>64379191
Dave Hussey surely
>tfw spent over $2000 on gifts for my friend for Christmas and now I'm broke
FUCK at least she'll be happy I guess and there is no way her BF spent that much on her so there is that
>>64379218
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
Is Shane Waughner relate to World Waughner II?
>>64379228
yeah shit forgot about him
>>64379221
>just imagine what kind of a sad clown she's going to look like at age 60+
Don't buy the cow if youre not in for the long haul cunt
Why do they keep making yellow and orange lollies lads? Nobody likes them
>>64379231
KEK
U
C
K
Kane Williamson is the best batsman in the world. Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: you can't.
>>64379170
Is this 60fps?
My wife's son and I are on the grass bank, can you see us on tv?
>>64379226
>Insecure girl will be the queen of the nerds. >Confidence boost +1
>>64379191
>3 Greg Chappell
m8... you're confused
Dean Waugh aswell
>>64379250
Good NZ players should be allowed to play for Australia.
>>64379231
did you buy anything for her son?
>>64379250
no objections here hey
>>64379261
are you the one dressed as a cucked little faggot?
>>64379226
PPPPPPPBBBBBBBRTHH
>>64379267
where did you come from, inverse England?
good point tho
>>64379257
Yes
>>64379191
>greg chappell
>>64379226
tfw i would behave exactly like backpak boy around her
>that crowd """"""atmosphere"""""""
WEST
AUSTRALIAN
CASUAL
ARENA
>>64379267
you're welcome for saving your prince bitchboi
so is the Paris meme dead now?
kek
KEK
K E K
based future goat paris puting the team on his back
>>64379245
>Don't buy the cow if youre not in for the long haul cunt
...yeah isn't that what i said?
also whenever some 8+/10 chick is strutting by looking like she breathes different air than me i like to remind myself that she has to take shits too.
something tells me that cosplay whore's shits smell like perfume and desperation
>i know you like to think that ya shit don't stank but lean a little bit closer see..... </roses>
>perth are good
KEK
well shit it's over
>banturd
>parshit
kek
KEK
Adelaide will choke, cap this post
>>64379295
Adelaide were at ridiculous odds after winning their first game, glad I put a motza on them to win this
Proper siblings XI
1 Dave Hussey
2 Mark Waugh
3 Dean Waugh
4 Shaun Marsh
5 Ian Chappell
6
7 Trevor Chappell
8
9
10
11 Shane Lee
fugged if i can find a keeper
i like NCN's action Tbh
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
>>64379226
how much do you think it'd cost to fuck her?
considering where she's eye-whoring herself out, i'm thinking $1000 and you can tape it too.
>>64379309
Healy had a brother I believe
>>64379304
in the Semi, yeah. It's an Adelaide tradition across all sports
>>64379309
>shane lee at 11.
>trever chappel at 7
fix pls
>>64379226
Who dat?
>>64379170
My mate and I went to a con once and dressed up.
Pic related is us.
>>64379310
that a gut feeling mate?
>>64379314
In Australia prostitution is legal, for $1000 you could get the hottest 18yr old you want, I know brothel that specializes in that, heck, it's usually $600 an hour
lol
>dimsims
Levercock >>> Cosgrove > Simmons > Lawford
Whats wrong with Jaywas eyes?
>>64379320
that kid to the left is guaranteed to marry a fat chick someday. you can see it in his face.... god had the word "compromise" in mind when He designed him.
>>64379309
Kenneth Healy
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/player/5747.html
get im in
even his daughter is better than him
>>64379316
Prelims in the AFL you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual
What do you lads eat while watching cricket? Usually I have pic related. It holds me over for about 2 hours before I have one of my big meals.
>>64379313
this is driving me fucking crazy
>>64379346
why'd you play such a shit stroke simmons?
>>64379324
so you're telling me in australia i can get that busted ass convention chick with the shitty implants and shittier tats for under 250 and a pack of menthols?
where do i sign up to join your country? if the a-league lives up to the blooper compilations i'm set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ughNoJbjqbw
Was Coonie at all 5 days of the recent test match in perth or is he a summer of cricket casual?
>>64379214
That's fucking pathetic anon.
this umpiring is legitimately atrocious and it has been all series
ANOTHER lbw howler
And how the FUCK is that byes? If he thinks it hit nothing, it is wides...
>>64379344
>I'm a AFL power user
>>64379309
Darren Pattinson
>>64379191
>Mark Waugh
>Less successful
Are you fucking kidding me? He was probably one of the goatest batsmen of all time.
>>64379362
What was the post you replied to?
I can't see the deleted posts today for some reason
>>64379369
the guy to the right buys their coke?
>>64379373
He was objectively less successful than his brother, which is all that matters.
The same applies to Ian Chappell.
1 Dave Hussey
2 Mark Waugh
3 Dean Waugh
4 Shaun Marsh
5 Ian Chappell
6 Trevor Chappell
7 Kenneth Healy (wk)
8 Shane Lee
9
10
11 Darren Pattinson
>pyjama uniforms
>DJ playing pop music
>cross promotion
>commentators spend the whole game cracking jokes like they're at the pub to make the pathetic viewers pretend that they're one of the lads
The Bg Bash League is more pathetic than the Gay-League.
>>64379373
>le elegant batsman meme
Literally Shaun Marsh-tier. It unironically makes me mad that he played so many tests just because of his brother when there were so many other objectively better Australian batsmen to replace him.
>>64379386
Spending 3k on a girl that isn't his girlfriend and then saying "I b-b-bet her bf didn't spend that!!!"
I see he reposted it in this thread, but I missed it.
>WBBL national average audience (first two games): 216,500 (One HD)
>Matador Cup: 96,000 (Gem)
>A-League: 78,000 (SBS2) and 62,000 (Fox Sports)
>NBL: 42,000 (Gem) and 14,000 (Fox Sports)
a league on pooicide watch
>>64379386
RC was explaining his haberdashery hobby
GET THIS MADMAN UMP OUT OF HERE
1 Dave Hussey
2 Mark Waugh
3 Shaun Marsh
4 Charles Bannerman
5 Ian Chappell
6 John Benaud
7 Dean Waugh
8 Dean Waugh
9 Kenneth Healy
10 Trevor Waugh
11 Darren Pattinson
it's light on bowlers
>>64379397
>This pathetic bait
KYS D
>>64379406
>dean waugh twice
>no Shane Lee
>>64379406
Wheres shane lee gone m8? And does it have to be australian
>>64379414
hadlee has a few knock-offs doesnt he?
its not like there's any tests on in australia at the moment, why do they have such shit umps
I dare you to name a single batsman in history who is better than Kane Williamson.
Pro-tip: you can't
>>64379421
dayle hadlee
>>64379428
Ashton Agar
Star wars was good lads
>>64379414
fugin accidentaly copied over shane lee with dean waugh
>>64379431
Kylo Ren is literally /r9k/, the character
>>64379428
literally flawless
Outlaw Torn is Metallica's best song, fight me
>>64379441
>Bleeding Me isn't objectively the best Load-era Metallica song
is it just me or does a "perth scorcher" sound like slang for a STD?
also, does anyone actually buy/wear those baseball caps they're wearing?
>>64379406
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_International_cricket_families
>>64379451
>also, does anyone actually buy/wear those baseball caps they're wearing?
Npe, they don't even come with the sticker on the cap, useless
>>64379451
>Perth Scorcher STD
Better ask your mum mate
>>64379439
smith's better m8 :^)
>>64379431
I've been having so much trouble hiding my fedora level during every conversation about this. Couldn't care less, but apparently that's contrarian.
>>64379452
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Pattinson
KEK
>>64379462
Walking across his stumps as usual.
Jesus Christ I cant take these fucking songs anymore. Get your shit together straya.
>>64379452
>John Benaud
nearly forgot, he should be top of the list
>>64379441
>>64379450
18+ guys
>>64379462
>not even middling it
literally worse than port arthur
>>64379461
keep talking like that and you're liable to get a zooper dooper in the pooper
>>64379475
Based Wickramanayake
>>64379431
I've never watched star wars, but know a little about it.
If kylo ren is Han Solos son, how is kylo ren darth Vader's grandson?
What is Solos relation to Vader?
>flintoff on the project
>>64379451
well, I liked it Mr BSA.
>>64379479
I'm 34 kid
>>64379491
he is also leia's son
>>64379491
this might trick someone
>>64379475
get your shit in the loo
Time to retire Hogg you useless fuck
>>64379496
What went wrong?
>>64379491
his weird botoxfaced general mama is vader's babygirl. thats where he gets the force from....
>>64379498
So Solo and Leia are married?
>>64379496
That's almost as many years as RC has millions.
>>64379490
Close enough senpai. Its Wijetunge
>>64379500
No need to get mad m8. Enjoy your kfc.
Reminder that the Australian selectors are literal retards and Glenn McGrath wouldn't have gotten into this current team.
>>64379475
>go to Aus v Sri Lanka world cup match
>every second song is some curry shit
>>64379510
I dunno I haven't seen it
>>64379518
Are you actually Sri Lankan or just Andrew Strauss trip with a proxy?
>>64379518
thanks for the (You), please poo in the loo.
>>64379507
???
You mean where I spent my youth fucking chicks, finding the love of my life, getting married and having my kids and now while my wwife and children sleep I shitpost on this place?
Nothing I guess, who is your life going, psssssssht nothing personal
>>64379520
did your containment thread finally 404?
>>64379520
I dunno why they declare someone rubbish after like two games and drop them for seemingly ever.
So many of the Australian players in the GOAT team would never have made it past current selection because they would have been relegated to highschool coaching positions after their first few games.
>>64379506
when i see a last name like "hogg" i wonder if hundreds of years ago someone made a spelling error or had a moment of pure style.
>>64379512
RC has the same amount of millions as Daniel has had sexual partners
>>64379526
Im watching cricket on a monday night
>>64379520
>and Glenn McGrath wouldn't have gotten into this current team.
>who is Josh hazlewood
>Reminder that the Australian selectors are literal retards
These are the best selectors >we have had for years. But ofcourse you wouldn't know that because you're 17 years old and only started watching cricket during the 15 CWC
>TYEm for success
>>64379538
>best selectors
Anything other than Hilbitch is an improvement, but reminder that these are the same guys who picked Stoinis, NCN for a test squad, and flew Boyce all the way to England to bowl 4 overs.
>>64379524
Actual Shit Lankan.
>also make way for the superior cricfu
>>64379538
Bring back Hilditch lol
>>64379548
and it was 1 over
>>64379544
>TYEm for pies
How much longer until the Strikers batting collapse?
KEK
E
KEK
>>64379555
Tyem for disappointment
>>64379548
>Stoinis
just happened to be in the cunt. Handscomb and Hastings also got called up.
>NCN for a test squad
nothing wrong with that
>and flew Boyce all the way to England to bowl 4 overs
Agar in the Test squad for the India Test would have been a much better criticism
>>64379552
how long does it take you to write your full name down?
the BBL really dropped the ball by not getting sponsors on the leg guards. think of all the $$$ they're leaving on the table!
>this post sponsored by trojan condoms! they could have prevented this post
Is Brad Hogg related to Brad Hodge?
>>64379589
sisters iirc
When it comes to the New Zealand cricket captain, my glass has always tended to be half full.
Where others see madness, more often than not I've detected method; method from somewhere out in left field and beyond, but method all the same.
>On Sunday evening, watching one of the more bizarre test-match days on the banks of Seddon Park with my cricket-mad 10-year-old, I finally ran out of rational explanation.
>"Why did he go crazy?" asked Liam as Brendon McCullum trudged off having made 18 in an admittedly crucial 52-run stand with the unflappable Kane Williamson.
>"Well he probably thought ..." I started, before realising I had nowhere left to go down that path.
>What I really wanted to say would have been wasted on a boy who still sees the pursuit of sporting stardom as the most admirable chase in the world.
>I wanted to tell him that I suspect McCullum has already mentally checked out of his test career - a difficult concept to grasp for an adult let alone a child.
>I wanted to tell him that if it wasn't for the fact that New Zealand Cricket do not want Kane Williamson's first test series as captain to be such a high-profile one against Australia, McCullum could be retired to stud about now.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11564451
>>64379250
Well he literally is now.
inb4 its warrick kappa on I'm a celebrity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9aRmmWX5XI
kek
KEK
>>64379619
kane is a good looking dude
Is Carberry a specialist fieldsman?
>>64379400
Is the NBL that low? Top fucking kek, serves them fucking right for being so dysfunctional.
>>64379627
he makes up the quota
>>64379526
>being this much of a cliché
>>64379558
Not happening if they keep bowling Hogg
Who's the best rapper in Australia?
No Iggy plz. I mean actual rappers not gimmicky chicks who the first thing you ever heard them say is "FIRST THING YALL KNOW IM THE REALEST" --- I never gave you a credit line, bitch.
>go Perth go!
Its pretty clear they want to dry runs then force badelaide to get out trying to force something not quite their
>>64379617
Steve Harvey is my favourite stand up comedian bar none
>>64379462
>That bat fucking curved up in the air
Literally how does he even hit the ball? How does someone that shit get unpunished so often?
>>64379643
Dub FX
>>64379643
I'll give you a hint: it's NOT Kerser aka Worser
>NCN
NCN KILL
C
N
K
I
L
L
#REKT
R
E
K
T
NCN DED
RIP SCORCHERS
>>64379643
Seth Sentry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwjnQEtc4p4
>NCN ded
fugg
>>64379648
He's being propped up by his youth and physical attributes. He'll be found out very soon.
>>64379643
50 Cent
Adelaide getting blown the fuck out as expected.
well fuck me
FUCK OFF SCORCHERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ashton "never again" Agar
BASEDGAR
>>64379650
Can you recommend a song I can YouTube or an EP/LP I can slsk?
Also sry I'm pretty much off topic tonight but i'm watching this and I honestly know fuckall about these players (or T20 strategies/etc) so i'm taking advantage of /straya/ here while I soak in the glory of earning my Perth scorcher.
would have been pretty funny if agar also did hos shoulder Tbh
>>64379685
>Can you recommend a song I can YouTube or an EP/LP I can slsk?
No. Stop being a lazy cunt and look for yourself.
If Pattinson goes down, who plays tests now lads?
My money is on Paris desu
>>64379643
unironically Quan Yeomans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCJ9PPDwoBA
give it time
OPEN DOORS SO I WALK INSIDE
>>64379643
My mate somehow got some dickhead on his iPod who calls himself Jesta (I think he was a friend of one of his mate's; he is literally nobody) and I swear it is the funniest shit I have ever heard.
>>64379662
Plz tell me that dude's gimmick is Ricking the power glove all the time. If it isn't then just lie to me... I wanna envision a strange far away land where all the rappers are white and they all wear power gloves.
Also do abbos rap at all? Or are they the proverbial white rappers of Australia?
the hobart hurricanes would beat the windies
bonus points for demoralisation having darren sammy play for hobart
>>64379700
Most rappers fall off some once they get famous/paid. I was just hoping to get pointed in the direction of the good shit without having to hear the bullshit. Fair play to your point tho
>>64379722
>Also do abbos rap at all? Or are they the proverbial white rappers of Australia?
Flabba Babba Wabba Jabba Noongah is one of our best indigenous rappers m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKedW8zP99E
>>64379480
>literally worse than port arthur
False flag attack to disarm the population.
>you now remember joel turner
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF_dwlt3_CM
>>64379741
Fuck off cunt
>that fat cunt dancing in the front
>>64379643
Hopsing lives here now, I doubt anyone could top him
Who is that cunt with a horrible voice spouting in some ancient dialect?
>>64379743
thanks
>>64379191
Reminder Dave Waugh unironically existed
>>64379740
>indigenous rappers
I wonder if I'd piss off black ppl here if I started referring to myself as an indigenous rapper?
>43/33 needed to strike the scorch
In T20 are the ppl who avoid stats the geeks?
Wicket on over 15.4
>>64379745
Explain to me how a man, who is literally legally retarded with an IQ of 66, with no prior firearms experience, fired 29 shots, with 19 shots as fatal head shots, 1 other fatal shot and 12 wounded in 90 seconds?
>>64379648
he's literally the love child of Sehwag and Katich
>>64379748
Based Goose traveling the country to watch BBL.
Watch and learn newcunts, that is a REAL cricket fan
>>64379767
autism m8
>>64379754
Why is Dave always the name of the less successful brother?
>>64379767
Americans are shooting people all the time.
>>64379668
what do you mean lad his form is textbook stuff
>>64379767
I have no firearm training, I went to a range for my security license and blasted the papermangs with head and chest shots like money.
Point and shoot mate, that's all it is to it. That's why our country had the good sense to ban the fucking things.
>>64379773
dave christ
R8 my gf lads
>>64379767
Because he didn't do it over 90s, where'd you get that from?
>>64379782
thats a man m8
>>64379777
pure elegance
>>64379782
I fucking hate noserings. Makes any girl look like a pig, regardless of attractiveness.
>he came to attack paris
>>64379782
because of the septum 6.5/10 could of been a 8 m8
>>64379782
how much an hour?
Anyone have a webm of that fucking retarded reverse sweep smoth tried when he was on 196 or 199?
>>64379788
can anyone stop him?
T20 is shit lads
>>64379767
Bryant is like the Bradman of mass shootings m8
>>64379774
In fairness that's because with ~350mil+ ppl you're bound to have a lot of ppl doing dumbass shit to get shot.
IMO that's the great unspoken thing with america... Everyone loves to cite our shooting stats and claim we have a gun problem... Naw, I think we have a bitchitude problem where too many ppl are doing repugnant shit to get themselves shot. We need a war on bitchitude dammit.
whenever I've spent a night or two in county jail I always asked ppl in there for agg assault / attempted murder / etc one question -- did they deserve it? Every single time without fail I got a "hell yeah"
loving this meme stance from ross
>>64379816
>whenever I've spent a night or two in county jail
you a criminal m8?
>>64379826
Ive spent 3 months in jail lad
>>64379832
based connie
thank you based umps
>>64379826
Naw i'm not a criminal. I've never robbed assaulted or otherwise wronged ppl like that.
There's a "war on drugs" out here so in my younger days when I'd fuck around and get rolled I might have to spend a night or two in county jail b4 getting out, going to court then "oh you're white and not selling shit... Ok then" and they let you go and your bail ends up bail being a fine.
>>64379832
CONNIE
O
N
N
I
E
REFBALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Connie confirmed for stretched arse hole
super over
cap this
Hit a six farken
>>64379788
He looks so much like Chloë Grace Moretz
>>64379832
ayyy how's your arse m8?
>U R LE GONBIGD XDXD
>>64379722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5yEnscdvZg
>>64379855
based connie
just fuck the marshes off already
>>64379848
Adelaide don't need no stinking sixes.... Perth giving up 4s like last call at a dive bar m8
>>64379860
>LE FUG MIDGE MARDGE xD
but yeah fuck shaun marsh
Why did Perth declare?
Lads, Jarryd Hayne's back in the team because of an injury
>>64379852
I didn't have any trouble at all. It was kind of relaxing to be away
Reminder no matter what happens Reality Cuck was wrong
>>64379869
H A Y N E
A
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N
E
>>64379869
fuck off matt
>>64379866
>LE FUG LE ZORN MARZH XDXD
Oh God it's Doherty all over again
>>64379869
>an injury
>an
KEK
Based elite muscular paris
>>64379869
BAYNE?
COLLAPSE
>>64379869
I hate to break it to you but the 49ers were signing washed up bums off the street and starting them b4 taking a ride on the hayne train
SIGNED,
A GUY WHO DRAFTED JERRYD HAYNE IN HIS SUPER-DEEP FANTASY LEAGUE
P A R I S
A
R
I
S
>2 runs off of 7 balls needed
If "hanging tough" by new kids on the block doesn't inspire perth to glory then there's no hope
POOSTERN POOTRALIA
POOED
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>64379743
surprised this hasn't been played between overs yet
lads...
scorchers bbl title all bit confirmed
>the furnace
why is it called that
it's LITERALLY the WACA you fucks
WORSTEN AUSTRALIAN KEK
>adelaide strikers beat perth scorchers by 4 wickets
Wouldn't it make more sense to say they won by 5 balls? You theoretically could have thrown 5 more 0-run balls without a wicket and beat them!
>>64379923
it's a carryover from test cricket where playing out the rest of the game is a draw
>>64379887
It is pretty obvious that the $(ers coaching staff have no idea what the fuck they're doing
>drop hayne because fumbles
>his replacement fumbles just as much but it is okay just because
Anyone working on the freshest RC screencaps?
>>64376458
>>64379673
>>64379923
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_Meme_Bash
That host chick looks like the less anaroexic Australian version of giuliana rancic
Also Lol... They're doing post game in a fucking hallway!
>>64379934
the better one is the RB stats
who /watchinganimeinsteadofthisshit""sport""/ here?
>>64379934
Clearly it's blatant ABAism. You know how salty football people get about Australia taking their game and making their own rules... Or at least the name football. YOU DONT TAKE THE NAME FOOTBALL FOR ANOTHER SPORT, GOT IT?
>this isn't nam; there are rules here
...and they're not Australian!
Seems I underestimated the Strikers. Barring injuries I now expect them to take out the big pleb cup.
ALALALALLALAALALALALALALALALALA
>>64379965
>Strikers confirmed to choke in the finals
if bane had been born in australia we would be seeing a literal don v2.0
instead he is born in poo peeland and plays less tests with a shitter team
Reminder that Basedlaide not only won a basic dead rubber, but also finished NCN's career
I was at the match
>>64379983
Nice, why are you standing next to that fat white cunt though
>>64379965
kek
KEK
>>64379983
They had a buffet?
who the fuck does this pundit think he's fooling?
does he think if he wears fucking elf-shoes with extra-long/pointy toes that chicks are gonna see it and go "wow he must have a footlong hogg" ?
m8, you're a size 8 and quite honestly i think you're more of a "getter" than a "giver" --- now go back to the tree and make us some fucking cookies
Banged this girl last night after the comic con.
>>64379983
is that you, gatebro?
>>64379983
are you a full kit wanker
>>64379999
Beating a woman unconscious and molesting her isn't called 'banging', it's called rape, Pajeet
>>64379983
your hairline is looking to prevent boundaries at all costs, eh?
>>64379983
Another one
>>64379997
I'd rather be short than be an american
>>64379999
amazing what you can get with just a piece of cheese, eh?
>>64379999
>qts
>comic con
pic one Raj
holy shit, low carb potatoes. I'm won over by those production values.
Also: What do I get a 6 year niece and a 12 year old niece for Xmas? Getting kinda stressed tßh
>>64380000
insulting tbqh
>>64380022
www.google.com
>>64380022
Get the 6 year old a neat doll and give the 12 year old your dick, you piece of shit
>>64380035
>shares in google
good idea Tbh
>>64380037
Reported to the AFP you pedo fuck
>>64380004
She likes it that way though.
>>64380016
I had no expectations either but there were quite a lot of hotties in the crowd.
>>64380013
i'd ask who the 'hulk hogan of australia" is but that's fundamentally an oxymoron cuz you kangaroo-fucking penal-colonists haven't evolved enough to have anything resembling a hulk hogan.
"with any group of people there's a few winners and a whole lot of losers" - george carlin
what did he mean by this
>>64380022
A Barbie doll and a bouquet of flowers.
>>64380053
does she know what rhymes with "loo" by chance?
7/10 would designate like a street
>>64380054
HDI rankings:
Australia is 2nd, America is 8th.
You live in a third world shithole run by oligarchs, you're a fucking retard if believe otherwise.
>>64380022
get the 12 year old a modestly sized dildo and then she can re-gift it to her sister in 6 years when she's graduated to the tyrone model
>>64380070
HDI means shit when everyone is fucking miserable here, the economy is obviously on the precipice of decline, traditional Australian society being replaced by migrants and evermore being destroyed by SJWs.
>>64380078
Then stop bitching about it faggot and join reclaim australia
>>64380082
What makes you think I haven't?
>>64380078
t. Saxon
>>64380045
>implying they have any free time in between getting shot by children and releasing terrorists back onto the streets
>>64380075
>>64380061
>>64380037
>le ebin 4chan degenerate meme
rest assured your stockings will be stuffed with reddit gold m'elbournites
>>64380070
>we live in a world run by shithole oligarchs, you're a fucking retard if you believe otherwise.
honestly m8, do you really think your country's owners are really that different than mine? i think there's like 6 countries in the world still resisting the world banking scheme and they're all pretty much on the "go invade them" list, so it's only a matter of time.
this is akin to you and me being slaves in the 1800s and you going "MY MASSA COULD WHOOP YOUR MASSA'S ASS"
>>64379743
tune as fuck
>>64380099
hello 9gag
>>64380082
>>64380088
Is not me
Nothing will save this country except by returning to the principals that made it great in the first place.
>>64380109
hi huffpost
>>64380111
you mean sending british criminals and undesirables down to populate the land?
>>64380119
Not quite. I meant conservativism and Christianity.
>>64380119
Reminder based muscular WA was settled privately by law abiding Englishmen
>>64380128
SA too
>>64380123
how is the 2015 crop?
>>64380123
pfft.... give it enough time and the PC police will start saying that the "christ" in "christians" is offensive to non-belivers and you'll be called xtians
btw, recently here in america some middleschool teacher in virginia gave the kids a calligraphy lesson in arabic.... and it was that islam pledge thing where you say there is no god but allah and mohammed (PBUH) is his messenger and etc
....and then you keep watching the story and there's white ppl on tv like I SUPPORT THE TEACHER, SHE WAS JUST FOLLOWING THE CURRICULUM AND TEACHING A LESSON....
...but you better not put up merry christmas stuff in that school to offend non-christians, you know? =D
>it's only a matter of time b4 you get it full blast.
>>64380128
>i've just visited /pol/ for the first time: the post
>>64380143
reminder William Light's side bitch was so based she got a street named after her and a memorial plinth.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/first-lady-maria-recognised-at-last/story-e6frea83-1226202916358
>>64380179
>states a historical fact
>LE YOU ARE LE /BOL/ XD XD
>>64380128
what is the general sentiment about england down there? do you lot find them to be more stuffy and pop-n-circumstance than us americans do? i gotta admit that there is a thing in our culture where it is assumed that british ppl are smarter and more innately authoritative than us cuz we're fat stupid children and all...
if there's one thing we have in common it's that we both helped the sun set on their empire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTS3km8EQs
>>64380159
It heading that way now here, though most people don't give a hoot about religion, so the PC force comes in a different way.
>>64380191
meant to quote >>64380123 lad
peronsally my only gripe with worst australia is they fucked binga's farewell big bash final
>>64380197
it just supplies a wealth of 4/10 mongas desperate for a white dick longer than 3 inches.
>>64380128
>>64380143
The two worst states
kek
KEK
>>64380182
Noice. I lived in Adelaide in my life and I've never seen the Light Statue, lel.
>>64380111
Yes everything was much better the way our forefathers made it. Today's generation knows nothing about toughness. I remember when I was a little kid and our mummys didn't run out to give us a bottle of water when we were in the playground. No! We used to get down on our knees and lick puddles of rainwater, and you know what? None of our generation is allergic to anything! If you agree with this post please like and share and tell the young Australians of today to HARDEN THE FUCK UP!!!
>>64380228
Perhaps for a rugby fan.
>>64380197
generally, yeah even though that's less and less accurate as a stereotype
>>64380259
A bit extreme there in your exaggeration m8. But your point is valid, children (read: basically Millenials born '96-later) are total pansies, raised in bubblewrap.
>>64380259
Although you're joking, I would like to see a return to the sort of toughness that defined Australian cricket during the 20th century.
It would be nice to have grizzled guys like Waugh or Border these days. The closest there has been was Hussey, and he was just a guy who tried really hard rather than a legitimately tough bloke
>>64380228
Enjoy your enrichment, least coast
>>64380223
oh you guys haven't gotten the whole cuckmixing phenomenon installed in your culture yet? well america is here to help.... check out the latest from quentin tarantino!
...or maybe you're getting the 4/10s cuz they're leftovers? either way enjoy your forthcoming warm black dingus.... from america with love!
>>64380273
And children of the late 1800s were little bitches compared to those born in the early 20th century.
"Literally" nothing wrong with the children of today, they are just different and getting shilled harder by the devil's hands.
>>64380259
GLIB FACSIMILE
btw, did you guys know that Reality Christ gave Martin Scorsese the idea to play Gimme Shelter in all his films?
Keep the /Daniel/ thread alive overnight please gentlemen
>>64380284
Rupert would never promote race-mixing!
>>64380293
Please. Children are so much more molly-coddled and over protected these days. They also lack physical toughness and are without as much physical activity - instead of going outside and playing sports and getting their knees and elbows scraped, they're inside on their computer or iPad or whatever. I agree with your final point though, they are getting shilled to pieces.
>>64380261
>rugby
kek
KEK
>>64380277
Enjoy your irrelevant desert shithole, faggot.
>>64380315
do you guys have a lot of black ppl outside of abbos?
if not i'm sure at some point you can find out your birthrates are low enough to invite future-doom and you can bring in like 50mil refugees to save australia. you're a continent so you can handle it, right?
>>64380336
>"He" is a Victorian
>>64380336
Your banter's weaker than NCN's joint ligaments.
>>64380340
Not really, there's been a bit of recent african immigration but that's nothing compared to the amount of asians, italians and greeks that have immigrated over the last few decades.
The problem with Australia is that cities only really exist on the coast, and they're few and far between. Although there's plenty of free space for migrants to live in, they're not exactly the most habital areas
>>64380325
don't forget they don't listen to their parents at all and they run around yelling and screaming, which of course invites the tablet/tv/etc to shut them the fuck up so mommy can smoke this bowl and chill after 12hrs at work.
little kids basically get to live in a little digi-fantasy-world of perpetual instant gratification. they're going to be otherworldly consumers in another 10-20 years, and i bet you their attention spans will be so short they'll TLDR single tweets.
>>64380360
isn't the middle of australia basically a giant desert + rainforest combo or something?
would it be possible to pull a china and have crews come in and build megacities to house some ungodly huge population? or is the climate fundamentally anti-dense-population?
>>64380377
it's possible, but that's too fucking expensive and there's no real reason to do it
I'd imagine access to water would be a problem too and the local flora, fauna and aboriginal population would have to be relocated which would be too difficult for anyone to bother trying
>>64380367
Exactly. I am sincerely worried about the future of this country. The children are royally fucked from the beginning. If/when I have children, I'll make it a point to raise them with as little portable/handheld electronic media entertainment as possible. That means fishing trips, football in the park, feeding the ducks at the pond, and so forth - basically emerse them in the world around them. Childhood is too precious and too short to be wasted sitting in front of a small screen.
>>64380367
Spot on, faggot. My niece and nephew have basically been raised on tablets and are dumb as fuck.
Nephew in particular can barely even read or go to the toilet by himself because he's been ignored at home and at school, which is concerning because he's going to fucking high school next year.
>>64380377
A: it's literal Mad Max styles out there.
B: native title claims will nix any attempt at infrastructure creation, and will just make SJ lawyers rich in perpetuity.
anderson and broad would make a world xi desu
>>64380387
i don't think you necessarily have to place restrictions on electronics as much as you actually have to be an actual fucking parent.
that's the real problem here.... kids require an ungodly amount of attention/effort/time/patience.... and the more you put in the more you get out.
i touched on that with the "MOMMY JUST WANTS TO SMOKE THIS BOWL AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK THING" --- part of everything is that it's not just the traditional family unit breaking down, how many 20-30something family dads have that salary that's enough to be solidly middle class so mom can housewife it up? odds are that mom has to work for a pretty good standard of living.
not to mention with stronk independent womyn i mean, BEING A HOUSEWIFE IS DEMEANING! WHY CANT I HAVE A CAREER? IT'S MY LIFE TOO!
so that leaves the kids there as just kind of consequences of all that, and with whatever's in the food/water/etc helping spurn on hyperactivity/add/low-level-autism you get these kids who start off a little more fucked up cuz of nature, and then the parents simply can't (and quite honestly often don't want to) invest a lot of time into them, which results into the kids having electronics/TV shoved in their face......
AND BOOM! you have a veritable assembly line of products of society who are gonna grow up spouting whatever the media shoves at them and always thinking they need some form of instant gratification in order to enjoy being alive......
>you know, perfect consumers
i'm sure it's all a giant coincidence tho. no tinfoil in this house we're saran wrap savants!
>>64380428
upvoted.
>>64380471
Bash > Bitches
>>64380471
>540x960
she's probably not looking for a poorcunt either
Bigger meme than Maxwell?
>>64380392
>>64380387
>>64380367
>LE MY JENERRASHUN IS LE TUFFEST xD xD
>>64380471
>it's more than just cricket
>>64380492
But of course, who else rushes to defend children living in a fantasy world than the lunatic himself
>>64380428
My purpose of restricting electronics is to let them experience the world and to furthermore bond with them... I would of course let them experience electronics, but only if it brings benefit to our connection to eachother and their education. It's hard to connect with someone who has their face glued to a screen, and it's hard for them to connect with the real world around them when their face is glued to a screen.
I agree that children need attention/effort/time/patience, and giving them an iPad is just a lazy unhealthy shortcut that brings no ultimate benefit.
I think a major aspect of this problem is that people have become too greedy, selfish, and money hungry, and that they've betrayed their natural societal function for convenience and selfish desires. It is the children of these types of people who end up just like them and compound and continue the problem, or they act out and become drug addled consumers. I agree with everything you say, anon. Good analysis.
>>64380492
you know, after reading your single greentexted ALL CAPS line punctuated in two xD's (i.e. "kind of really a pretty fucking big deal") i have to admit that i've reconsidered my position and therefore i'd suggest that you disregard >>64380428 because i suck cocks.
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT!
seriously, i can sit here and crow about my generation and how great i think it is..... but my generation was never capable of giving the world what it truly needed to boldly step forward into a better future.
my generation was never capable of giving the world JEDWARD.
thanks for the >reality check, my friend!
>>64380492
Nice contribution to the thread. Great analysis and well thought out argumentation, mate. Would reply to again.
>>64380546
>>64380544
>>64380538
There's no point trying to convince you all. You're just a bunch of anonymous legionaries sitting around having a circle jerk about how the world is all fucked up, without contributing anything meaningful to it yourselves.
Your "fear" for the future is all hyperbole, but there really is something bad coming for all of us and you can't even see it.
>>64380566
what, Satan's arrival into the mortal realm or some dumb shit like that?
>>64380539
>drug addled consumers
hey man, if you believe in any sort of happening/dystopia/worldwar3 situation i say "smoke 'em if you got em" or well substitute in any other S-word like "sniff" "snort" "shoot" or even "suppository" if that's how you roll, cuz you never know when this cushy gig will be up and the paradigm shift/s come/s
i'll totally acknowledge that i'm a selfish asshole who has wasted a lot of money and time/life on ultimately hedonistic pursuits..... but you know what? that's not at the behest of any lifeforms i've created.
once you have a kid the gig is up..... nowadays i think most people have kids too soon because it's like "ok we're married and we've got a place to live..... wat do? oh yeah we're supposed to have kids!" and they do because they wanna keep up with the joneses.
>>64380583
honestly i think he's talking about FC barcelona.
>>64380566
>You're just a bunch of anonymous legionaries sitting around having a circle jerk about how the world is all fucked up, without contributing anything meaningful to it yourselves.
no, we're having a conversation. you're the one doing all the hyperbole and raising the stakes with sexual connotations and calls to action....but hey whatever makes you feel better about yourself and the world you live in. fair play to you.
i have to admit that i find it amusing that your basic defense of modern times is going to me and this other guy "SHADDAP! YOU GUYS AREN'T ELON MUSK!!!"
>>64380566
Jokes on you. I'm a youth mentor and teacher-in-training. And I know that something bad is coming, I can see it.
>>64380599
I don't agree with hedonism desu. If 'the happening' or whatever happens, it best, in my view, to be a best person as possible when it comes. But hey, each to their own, live your life how you want, I can't judge you m8.
>>64380583
Basically when we die and have to suffer in eternal torture. Yeah that sounds pretty bad to me.
That's why it's important to show nothing but love right now. It's what God needs from us and the most rewarding self satisfaction attainable in this life.
>>64380649
>I can't judge you m8.
yeah, that's reality check's job =D
re:the happening, man, i certainly hope it never comes full bore cuz if you wanna talk about hedonism.... man, how much more do the ppl in $$$power$$$ need? are they getting some sort of a raw deal that i'm completely oblivious to? i dont think there's ever been a really bad time to be wealthy, but that said i think they've had a pretty good run of things lately, eh?
anything beyond what things are right now is some sort of hedonistic powertrip IMO
>>64380708
>man, how much more do the ppl in $$$power$$$ need?
It's all about sustaining their future generations.
>>64380702
>Basically when we die and have to suffer in eternal torture...
hmmm.... you know earlier in the thread there was this dude who said something earlier that comes to mind right now....
>Your "fear" for the future is all hyperbole
fundamental duality of the sacred chao i reckon?
how about that cricket
>>64380702
I can't believe I'm saying this. I completely agree with you, Reality.
>>64380739
T20 is like methadone.... after a few hours you're just kind of like "ugh" and boxing day can't come soon enough
>>64380739
It's finished for the night, so now we're basically /pol/-lite.
Does anyone actually even like MemeBash here? I think it's gimmicky cash grab and an insult to traditional cricket. I just get the feeling that these threads are made just to watch the games without really liking them... mainly because we want to talk about stuff with other Australians and /formfriendships/
>inb4 fedora
>>64380814
That's 100% what it's all about. That's why anons secretly love these threads so much, but there is hardly any cricket discussion that takes place here. They are always "close" games so it's easy for plebs to get excited and shill their BTFO memes here.
>>64380829
Exactly. It's all gimmicks, but it's always good to hand out with the lads nonetheless.
>>64380814
Nobody actually likes cricket. I come for the banter, I stay for the RC life coaching.
Really BBL works out for me because I've got a ridiculous lack of shit to do so I can justify getting drunk and watching criget
>>64380814
I'm literally here for the BBL fantasy stuff and the dumb shit that gets posted, I haven't really enjoyed watching a T20 game since Warner's debut back in 2010 or some shit
I guess Khawaja's century yesterday was entertaining, but every other part of the game is boring as fuck. I don't know why plebs are so obsessed with it after five years
>>64380847
Sounds like a pretty comfy life, noice.
>tfw I enjoy the heck out of test cricket series, but only when it's not another draw-fest
Thanks Steve Smith
>>64380853
I think people are more attracted to the idea of populist cricket than the actual game itself. It's also sort of like going to a nightclub or a casino - BBL is just a cheap thrill which is ultimately pointless.
>>64380814
I like it but I'm a disgusting casual babby
Terrorist meme teams were drafted today lads
>Islamabad United: 1 Shane Watson, 2 Andre Russell, 3 Misbah-ul-Haq, 4 Samuel Badree, 5 Mohammad Irfan, 6 Brad Haddin, 7 Sharjeel Khan, 8 Mohammad Sami, 9 Khalid Latif
>Karachi Kings: 1 Shoaib Malik, 2 Shakib Al Hasan, 3 Sohail Tanvir, 4 Imad Wasim, 5 Ravi Bopara, 6 Lendl Simmons, 7 Mohammad Amir, 8 Bilawal Bhatti, 9 James Vince
>Peshawar Zalmi: 1 Shahid Afridi, 2 Wahab Riaz, 3 Darren Sammy, 4 Kamran Akmal, 5 Mohammad Hafeez, 6 Chris Jordan, 7 Tamim Iqbal, 8 Junaid Khan, 9 Jim Allenby
>Quetta Gladiators: 1 Kevin Pietersen, 2 Sarfraz Ahmed, 3 Ahmed Shehzad, 4 Anwar Ali, 5 Jason Holder, 6 Luke Wright, 7 Zulfiqar Babar, 8 Umar Gul, 9 Elton Chigumbura
>Lahore Qalandars: 1 Chris Gayle, 2 Dwayne Bravo, 3 Umar Akmal, 4 Mohammad Rizwan, 5 Yasir Shah, 6 Shoaib Maqsood, 7 Mustafizur Rahman, 8 Kevon Cooper, 9 Cameron Delport
>>64379552
nigger she was my waifu first
*for this purpose, "freshcunt" refers to someone who arrived here (from reddit, Facebook, /bet/, etc) shortly before, or during, the 2015 CWC
1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Has an American flag
7. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
8. Openly hated Shane Watson
9. Rates Mitch Marsh but hates Shaun Marsh
10. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
11. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
12. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
13. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
14. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
15. Believes Joe Burns is a capable long-term opener
16. Argues unironically with Reality Check
17. Believes anything Reality Check says
statscunt on suicide watch
Morning lads
>>64382110
hi walruse
>>64380424
Corey Anderson is injured m8
>>64379320
RC is that you?
England cricket is starting soon
Finally don't have to suffer these snoozefest southern hemisphere tests
>>64379768
Meme crabbing aside, Katich had technique though.
Post a better drink. Protip: You can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSByN0PL-vY
>>64381926
Karachi and Peshawr won't win. Quetta probably won't either.
Honestly though I'm not looking forward to this. Everyone's going to be watching it as giving me shit if I don't. I'd rather watch anime than another shit t20 league.
>>64379320
That pic was taken this year I'm guessing?
Elitespouter on Nobel Prize watch
mcmeme is kill lads
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11564756&ref=NZH_FBpage
>>64389764
#ForeverFaster
>>64379320
which one of you was this?
>>64389764
good stuff
Finally McMeme is retiring.
Ayy-League wogs poopetually pooed the fuck out
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/womens-big-bash-league-hits-footballs-aleague-out-of-park-in-television-ratings-20151221-glsog1.html
Who can stop us lads?
>>64389764
finally he can focus on the based bash
>>64391083
I will totally admit I got BTFO
It was a fun little exchange yesterday though right?
>>64391083
Wait, is that viewing numbers for the actual A-League, not womens A-League?
So you're telling me WOMENS CRICKET has four-times the viewership that ayy has?
kek
KEK
K E K
K E K
You CANNOT make this shit up. Wogs on suicide watch
>WBBL national average audience (first two games): 216,500 (One HD)
>Matador Cup: 96,000 (Gem)
>A-League: 78,000 (SBS2) and 62,000 (Fox Sports)
>NBL: 42,000 (Gem) and 14,000 (Fox Sports)
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K E K
>The KFC Big Bash League has enjoyed its best ever start with record-breaking crowd figures and television ratings on the opening weekend.
>Average attendance for the weekend was 22,205, beating the previous mark set in BBL|03 of 20,903.
>More than 1 million people nationally watched the Big Bash on average, beating the BBL|03 mark of 961,000. Audiences peaked at 1.55 million for Sunday night's thriller between the Melbourne Stars and Thunder at the SCG as Kevin Pietersen put on a batting masterclass.
>The Thunder's South Africa legend Jacques Kallis delivered a nerveless final over to thwart Australia's renowned white-ball finisher James Faulkner as the Sydney team held on for a one-run win.
>"I know it’s only early but to set an all-time record for our first weekend of attendances (up 30 per cent versus last year) and TV ratings (up 12 per cent versus last year) is very pleasing because it shows that more fans are connecting with the BBL."
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/big-bash-league-crowd-ratings-viewers-record-numbers-bbl05/2015-12-21
BASED BASH on elite, entertaining and relevant watch
>>64392879
AHAHAAHAHAHHHA
I just assumed it was WBBL vs W-League.
Wogball on literal pooicide watch.
>>64392990
Daniel on pooicide watch
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>>64392879
Absolutely delicious no? A silver bullet for the ages. You can hear the damage control from here:
>muh SBS2
>b-b-but it's a boycott
>FUG DE FFA XDXDXXDXXD
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Get around the big fella lads.
>>64393560
Reality Christ on this millennium's Tony Robbins watch
oi Reality Cunt, hurry up and make your "poodiction" on tonights game so that I can place my bet.
>>64393744
Christ, Poobart V Pissbane, that is a hard one to pick.
>>64393989
literally just betting on the team that bats first
only doing it for the 365 in-game offer. I am making absolute bank on that. Up over $700 now.
the pre-game stakes have basically been a roll-of-the-dice
>>64389764
fuck wish he had stayed on for the world T20 at least. even with his bad back and past his best he's ranked #5 in the world in that format.
>>64389764
should have stayed on for meme and pyjama cricket tbqh
>>64391083
K E K
E
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>>64391083
>baka.com.au
>>64395119
please watch our sport
>>64395146
I ain't big nor strong
>>64395168
Small weak negros are welcome here.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/india/content/story/953921.html
needs improvement, but it's a start. requesting directions to any examples of wog destruction
lads Don Bradman Cricket 2016 is officially coming out at the end of next year
>>64395779
When I first saw it, I just assumed it was comparing the WBBL to the W-League. But its LITERALLY the A-League itself.
WOMENS CRICKET is LITERALLY 3(THREE) times more popular than /wog/
kek
KEK
K E K
Soccer wogs will NEVER recover from this
>>64395779
Poosterwoman on pooicide watch
wait, why are we being autosaged?
>>64396000
test
Why are the mods such faggots?
>>64396065
the janny is literally a Peewi
>>64396000
>>64396065
I wonder...
>>64396065
>>64396000
i'm telling you, it's because we keep having two threads at the same time because the poo peeland poofters insist on having their own dead thread
the mod sees two threads and naturally autosages the one that's full of australians
>>64389764
>plays everything like its a T20
>retires RIGHT before the one T20 event that actually means anything
You have AN ETERNITY to name a bigger meme than McCullum. Pro-tip, you cant
>>64396163
>You have AN ETERNITY to name a bigger meme than McCullum
who else /nrl/ here?
>>64396208
I can't get over how ridiculous he looks with that meme phiilosopher beard
>>64389764
He is fucking retarded to retire before the Meme20 WC. He's by far their best player in that format.
Reminder that cricket is declining internationally, especially Test cricket
>We are witnessing the pathetic state of West Tendies "cricket" right now
>International cricket will never be played in Pakistan again
>Whites in South Africa are on suicide watch
>Cricket is in terminal decline in England
>Test cricket is rapidly declining on the subcontinent with both TV audience and attendance constantly dropping year after year. Pyjama cricket is at best stagnating
Cricket is only technically growing in popularity in Australia, New Zealand (pyjama only) and Afghanistan (kek).
Even here ODI attendances and viewership are dropping every year. And as we are witnessing right now, international cricket will soon become unviable product to sell to the Australian public as it becomes increasingly uncompetitive.
This is YOUR daily reminder that the future of cricket is as an Australian domestic sport in the form of the Big Wallop League with a few Day/Night Tests with India and England on the side.
>Average: 38.40
>Top Score: 302
How does someone that shit get a 300?
Now that McMeme is retiring I cannot wait for Will Young to debut for all the "Will Young score a century?" posts
>>64396316
>>We are witnessing the pathetic state of West Tendies "cricket" right now
>People are so upset about it that past players from other countries want them to be good again
Just shows the respect that people have for that period of absolute dominance.
>>64396341
>Average: 18.73
>Top Score: 201*
How does someone that shit get a 300?
>>64396316
I think one of the problems is the way other foreign sports have grown. Most test cricket is played in the middle of the NFL, NBA and divegrass seasons. People don't have time to devote consistent 5 day periods to watching cricket when there's other sports to take their interest. Back when cricket was the dominant sport in summer sure, but with the way the world has evolved that's simply not the case anymore.
>>64396288
reporting in
>>64396365
200 la
>>64396372
The skill gap for cricket is also far higher. It took New Zealand 50 years to field a competitive team.
got a boner lads
>>64396385
still waiting on that one tbqh
>>64396385
>It took New Zealand 50 years to field a competitive team.
Not just NZ
South Africa were complete, Zimbabwe-tier, shit for 50 years
Sri Lanka didn't win a test match for like 30 years after getting full membership
Bangladesh still aren't competitive.
Even Australia were complete shit in the late XIX century/early XX century and got completly rekted by Englel in that period. It's the only reason the overall Ashes series win tally is even close currently.
Also hi daniel
>>64396412
80s m8
objectively a top 3 side in the world
>>64396419
>daniel
>knowing anything about cricket pre-2014
>>64396428
which Peewi are you then?
>>64396442
probably statscunt, daniel spouts dumb shit about Boult and his """chin music""" and generally has no idea about cricket
>>64396379
Is that you WalkBro?
>>64396469
I'm going with based, elite and muscular 3rd Peewi.
Statscunt just parrots other peoples opinions.
>>64396442
see >>64396469
I genuinely could not believe Daniel unironically used the term "chin music" to describe 134 kph bouncers.
I mean I like Wagner but fucking hell
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/953965.html?CMP=chrome
I thought Bravo was playing Based Bash
>>64396396
you gonna rub one out mate?
>>64396419
Mate South Africa couldn't even play test cricket for like 20 years. It's amazing they came out of Apartheid as good as they were/are.
Reminder that the Broncucks Ltd will not make the 8 next season.
>>64396541
Not what I'm talking about
Up until the 60's they were pathetically bad. I'm talking about series as one sided as the current AUS/Tendies series.
>>64396542
I don't think they'll finish top 2 again but they won't drop out
I see them finishing 5th or 6th
>>64396526
waiting for mum to get home
>>64396542
nice SEETHING, casual opinion thinly disguised as "analysis"
Thinking of names for a daughter, lads.
What do you think about the name Carmen?
>>64396541
Not really
The domestic scene stayed strong during apartheid because there was literally no international sport to watch.
>>64396606
The domestic violence scene?
>>64396586
I think you should look up what the meening of 'seething' actually is, lad.
this >>64396606 is 3rd Kiwi
this >>64396618 is statscunt
>>64396542
This 2bh.
>>64396602
Madeline is the GOAT girl name
>>64396622
>LE CHECK LE DICTIONARY XDXD
>>64396641
You literally should, lad.
>>64396632
This is fucking Garold you pleb.
>>64396647
>IM LE RIGHT YOU LE SHOULD XDXD
>>64396635
Madeline is a top qt name. It's a bit common now though.
>>64396632
Know your statsautist
NEW THREAD
>>64396669
>>64396669
>>64396669
>>64396669
>>64396602
How about Holly or Ellyse?
>>64396674
Rehab
>>64396602
Go boring, like Denise.
How many sluts do you know called Denise?
>>64379282
Don't speak for us, go back to fucking sheep.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64381926
>Watto
>Platinum player
Pick one. Fucking stupid Paki selectors
walkcunt on suicide watch
Statscunt on suicide watch
