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P*rth vs Sadelaide tonight. The Marsh's, Voges & Coulter-Nile all available for Worst Australia.
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Who /glory/ here?
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>>64370066

/wog/ pls go
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Execute all muslims.
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Execute all muslims.
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Is KP elite?
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>>64370490
Yes.
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>tfw still a long time until based NRL
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You are now aware that there is an actual /poog/ thread up at the moment.
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why isn't BBL fantasy league allowing me to trade before the game?
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>>64371552
have you already done three this round?
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>>64371570
It says I have 21 trades left
They freeze you out after 3 trades a round?
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>>64372087
Yeah
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reminder that Kane is unironically the greatest player to ever grace the game
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Perth Scorchers 13-man Squad: Adam Voges (c), Ashton Agar, Cameron Bancroft, Michael Carberry, Nathan Coulter-Nile, Brad Hogg, Michael Klinger, Mitch Marsh, Shaun Marsh, Joel Paris, Ashton Turner, Andrew Tye, David Willey.
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>>64372495
3rd best roster on paper after the Thunder and green Melbourne. Hopefully Agar and Bancroft are playing
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>Hogg will never give you the ol' lickaroo
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>>64372611

Whiteman isnt in the squad bizarrely (is he injured?) so Bancroft could be playing as the keeper. Likely XI imo

Car Battery
Klinger
SMarsh
Voges
MMarsh
Bancroft (wk)
Coulter-Nile
Willey
Agar/Paris
Tye
Hogg

Other options would be to use Bancroft as an opener or even send in Willey as a pinch-hitting opener like his county does.

I'd suggest Agar will play ahead of Paris because that gives them 2 spinners because they already have NCN, Willey & MMarsh who are seam-bowling allrounders.
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>>64372770
Whiteman's finger's fucked and he's out for the next three rounds
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>I prefer spin bowlers
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>>64372495

I'm not feeling at all confident about >our chances, lads.
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How many years before Melbourne red/green and Sydney pink/green are rebranded and renamed?
Such a stupid concept.
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Why is NZ so much more based than Australia lads?
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What is the best disaster movie of all time and why is it Deep Impact?
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>hogg still playing
Thought he retired. Must be tripping.
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>>64374036
Because it was based on your conception.
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>>64374058
I bet that sounded clever in your head.
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>>64373983

Sydney green to Western Sydney

What do with the Melbourne teams? They both play in the CBD
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>>64374100
>ripping off the a-league this hard

fucking kek
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>>64374119
>he thinks the A-League was the first league to rebrand a team to Western Sydney
kek

KEK

K E K

Typical 13 year old wogball fan on school holidays
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>>64374119

because ayy invented the concept of Western Sydney?

Knit your sister. The teams need to be separated on geographical grounds.

Even the literal boss of the BBL struggles to explain the differences between the Sydney/Melb teams. he basically just spouts memes in trying to do so

http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/946099.html?CMP=chrome

>The [Sydney] Sixers have built themselves as a really strong entertainment brand. The [Sydney] Thunder are a bit more grounded, in terms of their community outreach, etc. The [Melbourne] Stars consider themselves very much as the Melbourne sporting fabric at the MCG, while the [Melbourne] Renegades offer something very different in a stadium with a roof and the motocross at the innings break.

fucking kek
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who /holly/ here?
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>>64374210

hi threadcounter, havent seen you around for awhile. You missed Holly on TV on Saturday.
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>>64374210
Reminder that based, elite, muscular Ellyse is far superior and that you are a supreme casual if you think otherwise.
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>>64374210
She has broader shoulders than my wife's son
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I have never met someone who considers the A-League their #1 Australian sporting league that wasn't;

a) asian
b) under the age of 18
c) a complete and utter loser and outcast who spent lunch in high school playing 5 a side soccer on a basketball court with his loser outcast mates, all of whom have absolutely NO coordination and would get embarrassed when the big strong cricket/rugby league/AFL playing popular kids jokingly challenged them to a game
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>>64374343

you literally just described daniel

does that mean cricket is the equivalent of /wog/ in PP?
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>>64374202
>while the [Melbourne] Renegades offer something very different in a stadium with a roof and the motocross at the innings break.
Get it? Because they are renegades and rebels!!
Fuck sake the BBL is so plastic and manufactured. I get that it's new, but it's only got worse, if anything.
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>>64374149
>>64374202
As much as it hurts for you to admit, any team that wants to brand itself as "Western Sydney" will be doing so to try leech off of WSW.

It's too easy to destroy you Ausfailian buttblasted bogans.
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>>64374343
d) refer to soccer as "football"
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>A-League creates W-League for womens soccer
>BBL rips them off by creating WBBL for womens cricket

fucking hell when will cricket stop copying the Based League
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>spouts a casual, uninformed opinion
>gets called out on his casual, uninformed opinion
>immediately goes on the offensive to try and pass himself off as >LE RUSEMASTER XDXD who is deliberately trying to bait people, and not just an idiot
never change matt
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>>64374502
Why are you so obsessed with him
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>>64374478
KEK way to confirm yourself as a teenager whose sporting knowledge dates back 5 years at the most
the WNBL (women's basketball) dates back over 30 years

kek

KEK

K E K

K - E - K
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who /cuppa/ here?
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>>64374610
Yorkshire tea
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>>64374381
>does that mean cricket is the equivalent of /wog/ in PP?
I spent half my childhood there and it LITERALLY is.
It's what the losers and nerds at school play while everyone else plays rugby. They kid themselves into thinking that they chose to follow cricket because it's a more patrician and mature sport, but it's really because they were forced to play it. Because all the popular kids and bullies played rugby and would bully them. So they ran off and played cricket instead.
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>>64374566
Please, the WNBL sides have NEVER, NEVER been directly linked to a men's counterpart, like the Based W-League and Based League. Cricket Australia KNEW they had to copy that as women's teams would never survive as their own self-sustaining unit without the Men's side, and Cricket Australia KNEW that the Based League had the right formula.


Go back to school kid.
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I finally saw star wars last night now I can shitpost again
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>Stacked team full of very good t20 players
>From Perth
This is the exact type of game a team from perth would lose. Expect RC to tip the scorchers
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>>64374729
>Based League had the right formula.
based on what?
it hasn't exactly been successful

continue being a loser and an outcast though
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>Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland says the Big Bash League will increase its investment in fireworks and BMX riders, while decreasing the amount of cricket.

>“Quite a few of us at Cricket Australia are cricket fans but we understand public taste is shifting.”

>“People want explosions and motorbikes doing flips and that’s what we’re increasingly about.

>“To be honest cricket is not Cricket Australia’s prime focus anymore; we’re basically here to sell chicken, to shift drumsticks and wings.”

>The governing body has announced that innings will be reduced to ten overs in 2017 and five overs in 2018.

>“Having players off the field most of the time allows us to do so much more with the monster trucks and the DJs we have planned. People will love T5”

>Critics of the plan say this will mean the BBL will basically become a Crusty Demons show that tramples the spirit of cricket.

>Cricket Australia say this is simply not true.

Test """"Cricket"""" on suicide watch

>“Do the Crusty Demons have terrible hip-hop dancers? I don’t think so,” said Mr Sutherland.

>“Anyway, a BBL game will still feature more cricket than a test does these days and has the added bonus of not featuring the West Indies.”
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>>64374729
>referring to anything a-league as 'based'
top jej
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>>64374851
username?
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>>64374820
>he is now feverishly googling to try and find some way of proving his point, so much so that he will have his post of google-searched damage control ready to go before he sees this post and realizes how correct I am, just before he posts it
>he will then spend a few seconds reconsidering whether he should post it, because it will prove me right, but he will go ahead and post it anyway and pretend he didn't read this post
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YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS THE #1 RANKED BATSMAN IN THE WORLD.

NOT SO FAST POO PEELIA
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Leave the Christians to me
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>>64374948
Are you trying to imply the W-League HASN'T been successful?
How could it possibly NOT be successful when Cricket Australia has BLATANTLY copied it, and when the W-League is THE most watched sport in it's timeslot. Prove me wrong. You cannot and you will not.

Face it, you got schooled. Go back to school kid. Done and dusted.
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>>64374982
Root will be soon
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>>64374879
TitusOReily
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>>64375041

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64374851
>and has the added bonus of not featuring the West Indies.

that is literally wrong
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>>64375040
KEK

he actually completely discarded his ready google-searched post when he saw my post, so as to not prove me correct

you can't make this up
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>>64374948
>>64375040
Also, the whole >LE I AM PRETENDING TO KNOW WHAT THE OTHER PERSON IS DOING XD XD tactic of counterposting is played out and amateur is fuck. All it does is reveal that you YOURSELF have undergone the same process since you can describe it so well. Just a tip buddy.
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i still cant believe this happened

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k20xAislyhl3lMepAS4
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>>64375074
Stay Mad matt
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>>64375086
>Still replying to a sperg
Dam son youve got some deep seeded insecurities
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>>64375099
you are literally SEEEEEEETHING at how correct I was, and the fact you only noticed my post AFTER you went to all the effort of putting your post together made you even angrier
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>>64375099
Reminder that this is Poosterbitch posting without his trip.
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>>64374400
>using "Ausfailian" unironically whilst posting from Australia
utterly SEETHING newcunt wogboy detected.
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>>64374100
Wouldn't be surprised if they send one to Geelong. Geelong's mayor has been talking about trying to get a BBL team.
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>>64374202
>motocross at the innings break
Hahahah I was completely unaware of this.
>Red Melbourne
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>>64375155
Why would I be seething?

Did the WBBL copy the W-League? Yes

Are BBL fans IN THIS VERY THREAD asking for Cricket Australia to change the Sydney team to Western Sydney to leech off the popularity of WSW? Yes

Are BBL fans IN THIS VERY THREAD hoping and praying that an Indian consortium buys one of the Melbourne teams so as to provide funding and an academy much like Manchester City did with Melbourne City? Yes

Has Cricket Australia secretly been lobbying the FFA to not bring over international teams for friendlies so that people don't lose interest in Cricket? Yes
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J U S T
U
S
T
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>>64375260
Kill yourself Poosterbitch.

You have already been exposed

Your new gimmick had already failed
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>>64375260
I'm still waiting for the post of damage control you had ready, full of links pulled from google, that you discarded when I called you out before you posted it.
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>>64375260
If they've been lobbying them to do that, it's obviously not working.
Soccer crowds and cricket crowds have relatively little overlap anyway.
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>>64375314
>>64375318
So far

>We have confirmed that Cricket Australia has COPIED the A-League in regards to the structure of their Women's counterpart league

>We have confirmed that 4chan cricket fans want nothing more than to rebrand their teams and copy the A-League's naming scheme

>We have confirmed the W-League is the leading sporting program in it's timeslot

>We have confirmed that cricket fans want their BBL teams to be privately owned by consortiums much like the A-League

Is there anything more?
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>>64375425
The W-League is the only sporting program in its timeslot you seething child.
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>>64375462
We had already confirmed it was the leading sports program in it's timeslot, but thanks for re-iterating.
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>Burns and SMarsh are LITERALLY going to play-off in the Big Meme for their Boxing Day spots

kek

KEK
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>>64375506
i would like to point out how amusing it is to see you attempting to put forward a smug, pseudo-intellectual persona while being unable to use "its" correctly.
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>>64375548
So you are saying my choice of words and sentence structure is "smug, pseudo-intellectual"?

Are you a literal child? None of those words should be difficult to read. But fine, I'll meme it up from now on for your convenience
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>>64375462
You must be SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING that you have confirmed what I LITERALLY said the post before

You were just KTFO (kucked the fuck out) you shitcunt autist.

Kek

KEK

K E K

K - E - K
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post /cric/ approved advertisements https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inu4ACaWH8I
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>>64375667

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM39rnBTBFc
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>>64375604
>None of those words should be difficult to read
Who said it was? Do you know what 'smug' and 'pseudo-intellectual' means?
Maybe you're just embarrassed and caught off guard. I mean, I would be too if someone just pointed out that I can't use "its" correctly. You learn that shit in year 2.
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When does the big meme match start
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>>64375739
Holy kek, this SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual thinks pointing out grammatical errors is embarrassing?

FUCKING KEK

It's obvious the way I structured my posts made them seem "pseudo-intellectual" to you because you are without a doubt a poorfag public school bogan who thinks they're smart because they get their news from Russia Today instead of ninemsn
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>>64375828

7pm

I was fucking working from 7am this morning and I'm tired enough it already feels like 9pm. Just fuck my shit up.
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>>64375833
Nothing screams "pseudo-intellectual" like boasting about going to a private school.
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Reality cunt on narrative abortion watch
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>>64375880
EXPOSED AS FUCK.

I bet whenever all the guys meet up for a lunch break you whip out your phone and tell them the media is lying to them fucking kek
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So the game isn't on at some meme time, does that mean it's finishing up at like 1am local?
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>>64376147

noice

too bad its at the WACA which is a shitpile of a stadium

is the new one any good?
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>>64376147
glad to see you getting along to support some local cricket, enjoy!!

#THEFURNACE
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>>64376298

it starts at 4pm perth time so its on at 7pm AEDT
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>>64374795

reminder that Reality Christ's trigger word is 'filter'.
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>>64376315
Fair enough, I'm retarded.
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>>64376304
As Premier of Western Australia, Colin Barnett, I can confirm the stadium is coming along nicely and will be ready for the 2018 Toyota™ AFL Season.
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Waiting for RC's prediction before putting money down
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>>64376414
Put your money on the Scorchers, they will "literally" romp this game.
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Reminder that between a, aborted memeshot on the second to last ball and bowling an abysmal 0/49, Faulkner is clearly responsible for match fixing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLCkMu8mSOg

While we wait for a big meme, watch some of the big meme
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>Roy Morgan research data has revealed South Australia and Tasmania are Australia's biggest states — not by area but by waist size, with almost three out of 10 people classified as obese.

West Australia and Victoria have the least number of obese residents, with more than three quarters below the national obesity line.

http://coach.ninemsn.com.au/2015/12/21/15/25/south-australia-and-tasmania-are-australias-most-obese-states#zJVDkeFg0uEfh08R.99

lel get cucked shitmania and sucks australia
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>>64376458

Strikers it is, cheers
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Reminder that Bradman was an era babby
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>leave Sadelaide to me
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>>64376603
Kane will be stuck playing for a ranked 6th side for the rest of his career, one guy cant carry a team
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>>64376603

please return to your thread
>>64293194
>>64293194
>>64293194

This is the Big Bash League thread, as stated in the OP
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>>64376648
and me
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>>64376648
>>64376664

KANE?
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KANE
A
N
E
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>>64376694

WHY does he wear the beard?
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>leave Sadelaide to the superior BBC
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>>64376775
Ludeman Vs Cadbury: Battle of the meme helmets
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>>64376654
>>64376659
kek

KEK

K _ E _ K
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>the 3rd Kiwi got PTFO'd by Reality Christ
>daniel has had a breakdown and now only talks to himself in his autism thread
>nz"/cric/" is down to statscunt and autistic memespouter

kek

KEK

K E K
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I have a random question:

If you were to make up individual teams from each Australian state, the requirements being a full team from each composed only of players born in that state, and have a tournament among them who would be the best?

Where are the BEST Cricketers in Australia produced?
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>>64376864

Queensland.
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>>64376864

not even a question, New South Wales basically IS the Australian national cricket team, but historically and presently. So much so that it is said that unless New South Wales is strong, Australian cricket cannot be strong.

New South Wales has just about won more Shield wins than every other state combined
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>>64376880

who the FUCK has Queensland produced? Ian healy?

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64376864
New South Wales and it's not even close
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All-time NSW XI

Victor Trumper
Arthur Morris
Sir Donald Bradman (c)
Neil Harvey
Steven Waugh
Allan Border
Adam Gilchrist (wk)
Richie Benaud
Bill "Tiger" O'Reilly
Ray Lindwall
Glenn McGrath

And holy fuck at all the names I had to leave out... Sid Barnes, Michael Clarke, Douglas Bollinger, Bob Simpson list goes on...
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>>64376996
>>64376891
nsw are population babbys
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>>64377022
Richie Benauds dead m8
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>>64377030
NSW have only about 2 million more people than Victoria, and yet have produced many, MANY times more great cricketers.
That's a bullshit argument and you are in full damage control.
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>>64377055
I'm south australian...
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>>64377055

see >>64377030


The all-time NSW XI would LITERALLY beat EVERY SINGLE all-time XI of EVERY SINGLE international cricket team
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>>64377071
So?
I just used Victoria as an example.
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>>64376603
and Kane isn't?

How many GOAT bowlers has Kane stood up to this year?
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Yeah, well WA has James Brayshaw, so checkmate
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>>64376603
wew lad
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SA has Trevor Chappell

Checkmate faggots
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>tfw friends with a newborn share an anti-vacc Change petition
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>>64377127
Pooality Peeck is right for once.
Not only the lack of quality bowlers going around in this era, but the lack of competition in the batting department.
Who does he have to compete with? Warner who still hasn't hit his prime? Smith who has no technique? ABDV who isn't as good as he used to be? Cook who isn't as good as he used to be? Root who can't play on the front foot, ever?

This is the weakest era in test cricket in a very long time. If you think I'm just suddenly coming up with this as damage control, think again, and have a look at the archives for previous test matches this summer. It's been widely discussed that this era of test cricket is very weak.

The fact that 50 year old Dale Steyn is still the #1 bowler, and literal rookie Josh Hazlewood is easily in the top 10 should say it all.

I look forward to the Poo Peelander's meme reply in damage control which doesn't address any of this, which I will not read.
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>>64377189
>he wants to inject babies with toxic metals and diseases
You're a foul cunt m8
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I wish I was cool
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>>64374610
>coffee machine broke last week
>STILL getting repaired

I'm going through withdrawal lads, it's fucking terrible
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>>64374610
>cuppa
>in summer
>30 degree weather
You're a dopey cunt
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>>64375041
Root seems like a good lad, but he's punching above his weight in the rankings
When you compare him to guys like Warner, ABDV, Khan and Kane he just comes up lacking

He WILL be exposed against handsome muscular Dale Steyn this series
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>>64377358
Get outside you meme spouting loser.
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>>64377256
>le all the black players are "SUPER COOL MON"

sick of this nigger lover meme
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>>64377358
The fact that someone like Brad Hogg is still able to come in and dominate goes to show how much of a joke the big pleb league really is.
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>>64377401
It makes perfect sense, considering that Hogg:
>was always GOAT at limited over cricket
>is LITERALLY the only person to bowl the chinaman meme
>isn't a fast bowler or a batsmen, so his age doesn't affect him too much
>continued playing cricket immediately after his ""retirement"" and didn't lose his form
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>>64377449
Why isn't he playing ODIs anymore then? Seems like a cash grab to me.
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>>64377500
there's no reason to when memeswell and agar can meme while bowling passable spin
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>>64370035
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>>64377500

in t20 he only has to stand out in the field for an hour and a bit.

in ODI's he'd be a liability having to field for an entire 50 over innings and he'd probably get tired/injured in the process.

t20 is literally just about holding your nerve. That's why old cunts like Hussey, Hodge, Hogg etc keep doing so well at it.

Look at the way Fuckner spilled his spaghetti last night compared to the way Kallis produced consistent deliveries compared to the rubbish that Sandhu was offering up.

Experience is very important in t20, surprisingly.
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>>64377256
someone tell me why gayle gets the 333 player number but everyone else only gets 2 digits
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Reminder that if you're whining about the Windies yet unironically shilling for Ireland and Afghanistan to get test status YOU are a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual.
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>>64377638

>>64293194
>>64293194
>>64293194
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>>64376849

based statshandsome

Good to see Reality Kek's poodiction of Sri Lanka winning got blown the fuck out yet again

Daniel thinks he's better than us so he doesn't post much here because he thinks he's got a "gf".

Watch him come back here crying in a couple of months after he pours his heart out to her only for her to leave him for based, muscular and handsome Hugh.
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>>64376603

this desu

Bradwoman was a draftdodging statpadding autist who was the only one that took cricket seriously when every other player was a 45 year old with a day job.
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>>64377651

ajay with the double c.uck
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>>64377608
Because he asked for it?
Everyone gets asked what number they'd like to have, and 99% give a logical, single or double digit number.
Gayle's career revolves around being a special snowflake so he asked for that.
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>>64377127

The guy who LITERALLY destroyed Kikeal Kuck's career in an hour.

Midgel Shitarc

Johnmeme

Anderson in England

Herath

Hazlewood

All of whom are ranked as some of the top bowlers. Stay literally poorious you were pooved wrong again.
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>>64377661
>Bradwoman was a draftdodging statpadding autist

this is literally the truth

In one Ashes Test match, the rain wrekt the pitch overnight and he didnt want to bat on it because it would ruin his average so he LITERALLY batted himself @ 11 and got the red ink

kek

KEK
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>>64377674
literally read the reply to that post
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>>64377674
>any of these
>up there with the GOATS of cricket
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Bane will never EVER reach his true potential because he is stuck playing for poo peeland ltd

you know in yours hearts it's true pp's
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>>64377711

he literally omitted the one actual GOAT, Dale Steyn, because Kane got fucking rekt by him

Kane LITERALLY got exposed by some Shit Lankan lanklet literal whom the other day

kek

KEK
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>>64377738

>YOU in charge of watching the whole game

Kane will literally shred Shitsteyn the next time he sees him.
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>>64377750
>absolutely seething
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>>64377670

lmao stay mad skinny whiteboi
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>my name is Dale and I have a pet rabbit named Kane
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>>64377651
kys statscunt
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K E K
E
K
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>>64377782

BASED GOATistic Elitespouter
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>>64377214

We're in a transitional period, much like the early-mid 90s. In another five years, there are plenty of batsmen and bowlers around that have the potential to be GOAT-level then.

Batsmen: Kane, Root, Warner, Kohli

Bowlers: Starc, Hazlewood, Pattinson, Shah, Amir
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>>64377791

>you now realize he literally saved that match with a torn scrotum

Kane is elite
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Checking digits Ltd.

>>64377777
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>>64377738
>>64377750
>>64377791
>>64377772

B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
L
O
W
N

T
H
E

F
U
C
K

O
U
T
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fuck sicario was a shit movie
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>>64377796

Where the FUCK is Patrick "GOAT" Cummins?

he is "LITERALLY" better than Hazleshit and Glassinson

Why is the match-fixing Paki even on the list?
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>>64377022
>bollinger
kek m8.

I'd actually drop Harvey for Clarke and swap out Benaud for another pacemen, probably Alan Davidson, who'd bat above . lindwall and O'Riellly. I'd then have Bobby Simpson as coach


Other blokes you forgot

>Mark Waugh
>Stan Mccabe
>Norm O'Neil
>Mark Taylor
>Doug Walters
>Jack Fingleton
>Frederick Spofforth
>Ernie Toshack
>Stuey Clark
>Warner
>spud
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New trip idea for one lucky poster:

Reality kek KEK K E K
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>>64377796
Amir will never be back to his best.
Wasted talent, just like Ishant Sharma.
>>
1. Pat Cummins
2. Mitchell Starc

<POWERGAP>

3. James Pattinson
4. Joel Paris

<POWERGAP>

5. Josh Hazlewood

<POWERGAP>

6. Kagiso Rabada
7. Mohammad Amir
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>>64377865
>Ishant Sharma
>talent
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>>64377871
"I only watch Australian test matches broadcast on channel 9 and get my sporting news from Fox Sports": the post
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>>64377871
i'm not going to fall for this
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>>64377871
This power gap usage is NOT standard /sp/ format and I advise you delete this post immediately regardless of its ranking accuracy or inaccuracy
>>
Helpful reminder that soccer is for poofters and muslims and both of these groups need to be executed.
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>>64377865

see >>64377873


wasted talent would be Jerome Taylor and Kemar Roach
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>>64377873
ALERT
ALERT
SUPREME SEETHING SUMMER OF CRICKET CASUAL DETECTED

At one point in time, Ishant Sharma was touted as one of the best up and coming fast bowlers in world cricket. You are LITERALLY a casual if you don't remember this, or disagree with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18bVFf0k8oQ
>>
>gets dumped by the IPL
>forced to play in the terrorist League

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/story/953791.html?CMP=chrome

kek

KEK

Fatson on pooicide watch
>>
Why are there so many kiddies in /cric/ lately whose memory does not go beyond 2010?
Is it because of the school holidays?
>>
>>64377912
>russell
>bitterson
>gayle
>bravo
>watson

kekles
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>>64377909
Hitting someone with a ball does not make them a talented bowler you SEETHING fucking casual

He was LITERALLY selected because he was the only non-manlet the BCCI could find, and any of the hype was artificial
>>
You now remember that there is a /poog/ thread up right now.
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>>64377929

Chris Lynn is trying so hard to be one of them its actually amusing

The difference is all of them had established international careers before they became hired mercs
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>>64377873

>le fug le ishant xD

Your casualness is showing

Funnily enough I think he's improved a lot over the last year. He literally has everything possible to make him a good bowler, the only thing is he's too dumb to make it work.

>>64377871

Who the fuck is Paris lmao

I'd rank Rabada higher than 7.

>>64377865

Losing Asif was the bigger tragedy imo. I unironically think he could have become an all-time great.
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>>64377912
Reminder these are LITERALLY the top picks of the league and Fatshit WILL be making a significant amount of money from it
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>>64377909
Ishant has sick flow, he must condition daily
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>>64377934
>he didn't even watch the video
>not only that, he didn't immediately recognize the spell
Your opinion has been COMPLETELY discarded now. You are genuinely a complete casual and have exposed YOURSELF within 2 posts. While I will reply in debate with others from here on, I will not be replying to you.
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>>64377949
>Your casualness is showing
>Who the fuck is Paris lmao
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>>64377949
>Who the fuck is Paris lmao

watch the BBL tonight and find out

literal incoming GOAT

also keep an eye on Billy Stanlake. Literally the new McGrath combined with the pace of Brett Lee.
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>out on a beer and sausage resupply run
>turn the corner
>see this

What do?
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>>64377966
>>64377968
fuck off adam and gatebro
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>>64377934

>le i only started watching after le mitchell in 2013/14 XD

kys. He was 6'4", had good wrist position and could bowl 145-150. He LITERALLY was filled with potential, and could still turn a corner given he's only 26.

I can unironically see him improving a lot given Kohli is obsessed with muh big strong fast bowlers. I was watching some of the SA series and his pace was up as well.
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>>64377971
I literally live near there
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>>64377934
what the fuck are you talking about?
the video is about Ishant's spell to Ponting when Ishant was a kid

literally everyone knows about that spell
how casual are you?
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>>64377966
>>64377968

Sorry I only watch real cricket, not a stale watered down version of the IPL featuring a bunch of literally who's and washed up ex-players.
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>>64377981
Ever see them cruising by? Have a cold one with them?
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>>64377977
>LE PACE IS LE EVERYTHING XD XD

Go jerk off to Tait you fucking freshcunt
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>>64377977
he just needs to do more with the ball than jsut angle in and swing it further Tbh
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>>64377977
Which PP poster is this? I'd like to know which one of you actually has some knowledge regarding cricket, for future reference.
These literal children are actually making me seethe.
>>
alex ross aka the broomstick to sweep his way to a nifty 50 tonite
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>>64377990
"Your" team is LITERALLY ranked 6th (SIXTH) in "real" cricket

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64378008

statselite obviously

You can hate on my KEKposting all you want, but I'm literally the most knowledgeable NZ poster.
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>>64378008
>some knowledge

thats clearly statscunt reading straight off cricinfo m8
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>>64378008

THAT is based, elite and enlightened 3rd Kiwi poster
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>>64377995
>It's an old shitposting code sir, but it checks out
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>>64378008
THIS IS OBESITYGOOSE
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>>64378019

PP's "golden age" team got blown out by the worst Australian duct-tape side since the days of Kim Hughes

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64376458
Don't you put that evil on my team!
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>>64378032
Why is your 4chan green in 2015?
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>>64378040

>refballed in Brisbane
>outscored PP Ltd in P*rth
>refballed in Adelaide
>>
*for this purpose, "freshcunt" refers to someone who arrived here (from reddit, Facebook, /bet/, etc) shortly before, or during, the 2015 CWC

1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
7. Openly hated Shane Watson
8. Openly hates Shaun Marsh
9. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
10. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
11. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
12. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
13. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
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>>64378051
Most, but not all archives for the boards are in green. I just rememebered that post because his reminded me of it so I looked it up.
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>>64378059

>5.

I am LITERALLY more knowledgeable than 90% of the posters in this thread. This is an objective fact.
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>>64378059
>6. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
>12. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way

Couldn't these apply to a certain obese poster who no longer uses a tripcode but DEFINITELY still posts here despite his repeated "retirements" from the social club?
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>>64378074
If you are statscunt, aka >>64377977
then I agree with you, and you are the exception to the rule
>>
Daily reminder /cric/,

There are 2 or 3 Worst Australian posters who do nothing but endlessly shill all of their "future GOATs" like Joel Paris, Bitchwide Marsh and Wankcroft.

These are them

>>64378047
>>64377966
>>64376664
>>64376147

They will typically heap praise on New South Wales in a bid to make themselves appear relevant.

This is YOUR daily reminder to hide, sage and report all Worst Ausfailian posts.
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>>64378081
>trying this hard to fit in
>>
R8 my original meme that I just created.
>>
>there are people itt not on the stoinis bandwagon

kek
>>
Sharma does NOT have talent you seething fucking casuals

People THOUGHT that he might have had talent a decade ago and the BCCI LITERALLY did everything they could to develop him, give him exposure on the international stage and build on his supposed """"talent"""".

He has LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY played 68 tests and has been absolute shit in 90% of them. If he had any talent, it WOULD have shown by now. Instead he's gotten worse and worse since 2007 and is only beginning to to show meager signs of improvement , but even then he STILL hasn't returned to his earlier form.

You CANNOT call him wasted talent
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>>64378097
>being this new
Sad really
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>>64378096
It is very annoying.
The same group of them have been doing it for years.

While actual future GOATs like Warner and Starc have been coming up quietly (on /cric/) on the other side of the country, every fucking time a Western Australian makes a century or takes 5 wickets in a shield game we hear endless bullshit about how they are >LE FUTURE GOAT XDXD.

It's so fucking tiresome. Stop it.
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>>64378092

correct la
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>>64378101

seething casual: the post
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>>64377711
>>>/int/52447048
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>>64378105
>Starc
>quiet
>on /cric/
What
am
I
reading?
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>>64378101
Not anymore he doesn't, but back in 2007-2008, as a youngster, he DID. If you think this is an unpopular or uncommon opinion, why don't you go through the cricinfo or other cricket-related newsite archives from around that time and you will see MANY people more informed, intelligent and knowledgeable than you highlighting his talent.
If you think that I'm trying to say that his talent was wasted by the BCCI, or by mismanagement, or injury etc, that's not true. He wasted the talent himself. That doesn't change the fact he did have immense talent at one point in time and could have been a great fast bowler if he handled it correctly.

I get it. You made a half-hearted and flippant reply in rebuttal to my claim of him being a wasted talent, and were shocked when you received flack for it. Now instead of wisely slinking back into the woodwork, learning from your mistake and researching in future to avoid exposing your casual underbelly, you have decided to go all out to try and defend your position. Just know that you are wrong.

>>64378141
I mean when he was back on the fringes, in shield cricket (like Paris) and now the #1 bowler in the country you fucking idiot. Back then, /cric/ absolutely HATED him and just considered him a meme bowler if anything.
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>>64378161
>and now the #1 bowler
*not
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>>64378161

trip on
>>
>>64378100
>Henriques-lite
""no""
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>>64378161
as a youngster he SEEMED to have talent, that was LITERALLY the thrust of my post.
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>tfw no muslim refugee gf

why live
>>
Execute all muslims.
>>
Why is Joe Root so overrated, bros?

Apart from that time where Baddin dropped the Ashes, he's literally never scored runs under pressure.
>>
>go away for an hour to get dinner
>people are STILL obsessing over GOATistic Elitespouter
Please stop guys, I want to talk about cricket
>>
just some quick fantasy advice, pricing has been updated based upon a 3rd rolling average. However since they havent played 3rds yet, their averages going into rd1 have been used as a part of their average.

What it means that if they were originally priced high and didn't perform well in rd 1 (and only played once), they are only going to drop a minimal price because they still have 2x their previous averages as a part of their rolling average.

Conversely if they were priced low initially, they still have low scores keeping their average down.

Basically if you don't already have them, trade finch and ross this week. Think about SOK as well if you need another cheap allrounder, Lyon is about to go and the sikers have another double round coming up.
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>>64378243

>Saxon would execute this

kill yourself
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>>64378258
elbows pointy etc etc
>>
Execute all muslims.
>>
>>64378258

I don't find women with male pattern baldness attractive.
>>
@ScorchersBBL XI: Klinger, SMarsh, Voges (c), Carberry, MMarsh, Bancroft, Willey, Coulter-Nile, Paris, Tye, Hogg. #BBL05
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>>64378288
an overwhelming majority of women have a hairline like that
>>
Why does an indonesian trip keep posting in these threads?

What the fuck would an indonesian know about cricket? I can't read his posts because I filtered Indonesia and all trips
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>>64378288
How many women have you met lol
>>
>>64378312
>He doesnt know who RC is
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>64378312
hello RC
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Is Stoinis gay?
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now watch me whip

now watch me may may
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now watch me whip

now watch me may may
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now watch me whip

now watch me may may
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>>64378255
TY
>>
I think GOATistic Elitespouter is here lads

How can one man be so based?
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Have you ever been sexually attracted to an animal, /cric/?
>>
now watch me whip

now watch me may may
>>
>>64378380
Yeah, your mum
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>>64378387

NO CHILL
O

C
H
I
L
L
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>>64378312
>they're not talking about me enough, better change proxies
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Lets get this up to half a billion views lads. I have it on repeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
>>
now watch me whip

now watch me may may
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now watch me whip

now watch me may may
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>>64378393
I prefered when this was spammed by that fat swede Tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7ftOZBy0E
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now watch me may may

now watch me whip
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now watch me whip

now watch me may may
>>
>cyclone forming up north

hype lads
>>
>>64378258
>>64378238
>muslim
>no head dress

I have no problems with refugees who assimilate
>>
>>64378238
Our contestant literally did Kapo o Pango.

Everybody was going ape shit
>>
ITS TIME LADS, GET HYPE
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now watch me may may

now watch me whip
>>
>>64378456
>>64378429
>>64378401
>>64378393

I CAN'T TELL IF HES SPINING CLOCKWISE OR SHUFFLING RIGHT


FUCK
>>
>>64378445
The haka is gay as fuck and it's embarrassing for anyone to watch it. It's not politically correct to say that, but anyone watching it isn't intimidated, they're literally laughing on the inside trying to figure out how they will outwardly react to such a shameful act. It genuinely looks like you're trying to shake dog food out of a fucking can that is stuck tight.

New Zealand are literally the reason why CGI is so prevalent in movies today, and let's be honest, no one cares about that country. They're Australia lite, but even that is a major stretch for those bugs. Those fucking parasitic cunts. Those little worm eggs.
Fucking absolutely nothing good has ever come out of NZ.

>OH WE HAVE THE RUSSEL CROWE
Well sorry pal, but he came to Australia when he was 4 years old. For one reason or another he still isn't a citizen, but he has spent way more of his life in Australia, more specifically he spent the important parts of his life here. New Zealand did literally nothing to shape him as a person.

New Zealand has nothing. Do they even have a cricket team? I'm not talking about meme sides that play on grounds that are literally built for 10 year olds to have a fair game of cricket. Does New Zealand have a team that plays cricket on a regulation sized ground? I didn't think so.

Sincerely -
All Of Australia :^)
>>
test hello 4chan
>>
CARN THE STROIKERS
>>
>>64378463
It depends if you choose to view his right foot (that is, the one on the left) as being on the ground, or raised.
>>
>>>/asp/

a s p
s
p

>>>/asp/
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>>64378472

...c-carn
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>>64378482
based austria with the memes
>>
>>64378482
I will LITERALLY fuck you up the ass
>>
>>64378482
Are there any sports Denmark isn't shit at?
>>
Gilly, Speak up!
>>
>>64378490
Hello. Are you homosex?
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L A D S
A
D
S
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>>64378489
>>64378490
>>64378494
>>64378497

That's Big Strong Dane to you senpai
>>
>>64378466
>somebody actually took the time to type this
Literally apooplectic
>>
>>64378503
I know an austrian flag when i see one m8

>>64378494
Handball?
>>
>>64378494
Fucking Australian women desu
>>
>>64378510
what the fuck is a handball?
>>
>>64378503

There is NOTHING Big or Strong about Denmark

An Incestmanian will LITERALLY be the next Queen of it

kek

KEK
>>
>>64378512
Can't be shit at something you don't even try
>>
Why did this thread have 300 posts before the match started? Was there a game I'm not aware of?
>>
>>64378512
>1 out of 21 mill
>good

kek lad, even i've fucked more than that
>>
>>64378519
There was a few raging spergs arguing about a-league and cricket australia or some shit

The type of spergs who post in a gamethread 8 hours before the game
>>
>>64378512
too bad you can only fuck Pissmanians who are LITERALLY the laughing stock of the Australian states
>>
>>64378512
> Literally the crown Prince of Denmark
> Has to settle for a commoner at the pub from Australia's second shittiest state
>>
Daily reminder that australia Literally tried to kill the Danish heir to the throne 2 days ago
>>
Got $50 on Adelaide, easy money
>>
>>64378503

>BSD

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/national/2015/12/21/danish-prince-saved-from-drowning.html

kek

KEK

K E K
>>
>>64378519
Based GOATistic Elitespouter has chosen to stimulate discussion in this poomunity

He was the only thing keeping /nrl/ on life support last season
>>
why is it sunny?

This is in Australia, right?
>>
>>64378537
Only 4 PM here lad, the moon wont rise for another three and a half hours
>>
>not listening to based Mongolian music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSZ3EEUxvWg

I love this song, it reminds me of when I went to Qinghai lake several years ago. I went and studied Mongolian with some monks up there, and saw some of the most breathtaking scenery.

Unfortunately nothing lasts forever, and when I went back recently the whole place is "literally" getting swarmed with Chinese building fake plastic monuments to attract tourism. Very depressing.
>>
>>64378534
That guy was literally a kiwi

The horse that won the Melbourne cup is a kiwi

The Prime minister of Poopeelia is a kiwi

Can poopeelians do anything for themselves?
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based bash >>>> ipLel > cpl > all other irrelevant meme leagues
>>
>>64378547
win a world cup in cricket
>>
>>64378543
Your narrative is falling apart desu senpai
>>
>>64378542
I bet your at the game with orange face paint on you fucking autist
>>
>>64378552
I am literally choombi
>>
>>64378543
Fuck your chink shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAMh1f9G-eM
>>
>>64378542
That's not how the moon works dude it doesn't just show up as soon as the sun goes down
>>
>>64378549
We let the poopeelians have that one. Cucket is all you have
>>
>>64378558

THIS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION WILL NOT STAND
>>
>>64378547
What do you call a kiwi who moves to Australia for work and because of the higher standard of living?

The norm
>>
fuck these commentators are bad

this IS NOT Richardson bowling
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>>64378567
Name me a second sport that NZ is good at
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>>64378581
World #1 in Plebgue
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>>64378584
If you're trying to say rugby, that's your first sport. What's the second?
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Which cricket player is most grouse at cricket
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>>64378548
>>
>>64378598
warnie
>>
LE FUG LE ZHAUN MARCH XDXDXD
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>>64378591
poopeelia is second I believe

poopeelia is used to being second KEK
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ZAMPA
A
M
P
A
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>>64378598

no one uses that term unironically outside melbourne
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>>64378591

Sheep fucking :^)
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>>64378599
She is literally perfect
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>>64378548
The Georgie Pie Super Smash is a respectable league also
>>
>>64378598
Warnie would have been if the cheating Kiwi fucks didn't get him out on a blatant no ball
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>>64378611
Wow she is gorgeous. Who is this semen demon?
>>
>>64378623
my gf
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>>64378623
holly ferling
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>>64378623
Holly you seething casual
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>>64378627
Please can I have her cellular phone number? I will put $20 into your paypal.
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now watch me may may

now watch me whip
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>>64378638
stop devaluing pepe
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>>64378642
I'm still here you autistic fucking abbo
>>
>>64378635
sorry, she's over at Chris Gayle's now sorry lad
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>>64378635

She's RC's m8
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What you cunts drinking? 5 VB's deep here
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>>64378642
>see this post
>PP IMMEDIATELY shows up again
KEK, you cannot make this shit up
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>>64378654
$200 into your paypal man......
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>>64377971
>>64377981
morley ay?
>>
>>64378658

pales
>>
sitting on the couch with no pants on

the most comfy feel in existence
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>richardson 141 kmh

Test debut when?
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>other teams get Sanga, Kallis, Gayle, Bravo and Jayawardene
>WA get Cadbury and fucking Ratshit
>>
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA CUNNT

FUCK OFF
>>
>t20
>105 strike rate
>>
Hey Shiggies, are you here m8?
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>>64378684
Still win the league every year
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>>64378690
>He hasnt seen Marsh play t20 before
At least have some knowledge of a player before shitposting about them
>>
>>64378684
yet they'll probably be the best signings of the season desu
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>>64378684
The sixers have Botha m8, I wouldn't worry to much
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>>64378647
Pepe went down the shitter a few years ago now senpai
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>>64378721
please watch our sport
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>>64378684
Yet they've made every single final and one two of them. Big name signings are literally marketing and have no correlation to success.
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>>64378725
""""""""""Sport"""""""""""
>>
1. Melbourne
2. Brisbane
3. Sydney
.
.
.
.
9001. Literally whoever else
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>>64378731
wrong wrong wrong.

1. /gong/


ALWAYS
>>
DLF MAXIMUM
>>
literally why is marsh not in our ODI or T20 teams. Say what you want about the cunt in Tests but he's a fucking hot short form player
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>>64378728
>one two
>>
Joe Burns on suicide watch
>>
>>64378749
>>64378728
Whoops. one=won
>>
>>64378748
badelaide is making him look good right now Tbh
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>>64378684

Sanga, Kallis and Jayawardene are tripe at T20. Test greats that suck up balls until they go HAM once every 10 innings.

Bravos ageing as fuck as well.

Carbatterys solid.
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>>64378731
spending a week on the east coast does not make your list official. Having said that as far as capital cities go Melbourne is definitely the best.
>>
>>64378748
Ive never been able to figure out why he isn't a regular in the national t20 side. He is literally one of the top3 t20 batsmen in the world
>>
>>64378631
Looks like Dave Mustaine in drag
>>
What is this cooee bullshit i'm hearing
>>
>>64378763
he averages over 40 in T20s with a strike rate of like 130, he's fuckin good
>>
>>64378765
kek kek and kek m9
>>
>>64378748
kek

KEK
>>
Are Strikers collectively the fattest BBL team?
>>
More like Gooooone Marsh
>>
>>64376458
Fuck you RC, way to ruin the game you Indo basement dwelling fuck.
>>
20/20 > Tests > ODI
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>>64378795
> kek
> 47 off 30ish
you're a fucking spaz
>>
>le black man music

epic panda ring
>>
>>64378782
looks to me like he averages 18.58 at 105 m8
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>>64378796
too much west end
>>
>>64378795
Aspergers
>>
>Carberry comes out
>instantly start playing rap music

kek
>>
Why didn't Cricket take off in Yurop like other British sports? Most other sports apart from Divegrass have a few mainland European countries playing at least.
>>
>carberry comes out
>BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM
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>>64378783

Seriously can you warrant Kallis in a team?

Sanga and Mahela build up 30 off 25 then go out. I wont say they dont get runs but at the cost of half the innings for fuck all isn't worth it.
>>
>>64378807
What?
>>
>>64378796
"cricket fit" I think you mean
>>
>>64378815
the weather is too shit to play or to create a decent pitch
>>
>>64378815

why are you on holiday in Denmark and spending your time shitposting on a chinese imageboard?
>>
>>64378834
Lived in Australia for a while desu
>>
>>64378832

I wonder what international standard cricket would be like in Spain or Southern France. I doubt Portugal could afford the sport desu
>>
Carbattery is in
Watch the RR drop
>>
>travis head going at 4 an over

explain yourselves P*rth
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Apparently there are nudes of Holly Ferling floating around. Anyone have them?
>>
>>64378841

get ya tits out Mary.
>>
>>64378849
t. daniel the rapist
>>
>>64378815
Possibly due to the fact that the majority of Europeans who didn't migrate out of there within the last 200 years or so are plebocratic, unwashed masses.
>>
>>64378819
There is literally nothing wrong with an opening batsman averaging 33 @110 but it can be about team compisition. Just look at the thunder, they have 3 accumulators and 3 hitters in there top 6 allowing them to both recover from an early wicket and take off in the last 10. Sanga is unironically the most important batsman in the hurricanes lineup because he is an acummulator, allowing Dunk, Bailey, Christian and sammy to go for it
>>
>>64378845
Kek
>>
>>64378832
Explain englel than m8
>>
>>64378807
Stupid Cunt
>>
this is unironically the worst commentary team of the whole big bash
>>
>tfw I put $100 on the scorchers
>tfw Reality Cuck ended any chance they had of winning
>>
>>64378875
>Not waiting until RC makes his tip
jesus christ dude
>>
Amber needs to chill those fuck-me eyes
>>
I love Australia!!!
>>
Of the two Melbourne teams i think i have decided on teh Renegades. did i do good /sp/?
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Rate me
>>
>>64378875
Casual reminder that my record is 3-2 so far in this "season", despite "literally" not giving a fuck about big pleb league.
>>
>>64378885
proxy off, trip on, -1 anoncred for abuse of exclamation marks
>>
>>64378857

It's T20. Chasing 160 + an accumulator has to change his game up, which will fail (a lot) more than it succeeds.

Even then, batting first if they start to pick up their RR around the 11th over and choke, they've thrown the game since they've wasted such a chunk of the innings.
>>
holy shit carberry that was awful
>>
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REPLACEMENT BEARD

>THE CITY OF THE BLACK MAN
>>
>>64378896
Hi Houmam, how are you settling into your new home?
>>
>Carbattery
>41 strike rate
>>
>Finn Cadbury
>>
Based Ratshit, get rid of the BBC and bring in Best Marsh
>>
Carberry backing up last years efforts with the exact same thing
>>
>5(12)
Jesus fuck just drop him
>>
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>>64378867
It sure looks to me like you are the stupid cunt. Inb4 (You) start damage controlling the fuck out because you are literally retarded
>>
>>64378906
trip on
-1 anoncred for being wrong
>>
>Blackberry
>>
if I recall correctly lads.. wasn't Carberry
a hack last big bash season?
>>
>>64378917
This is some fantastic autism
>>
What will Voges average be after the Boxing Day Test?
>>
>>64378930
92
>>
>>64378930
the length of ur daddies cock
>>
>>64378919

Darren, I've fuckin' told you once, if I have to get out of this chair I'm getting the belt
>>
""best"" marsh
>>
ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP
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based marsh rubbing it in that he knows he'll automatically be selected whilst his dad is still a selector
>>
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>>64378917
I said T20s, not T20Is you degenerate
>>
>>64378943
my favourite meme
>>
>>64378892
>hobart by 8 wickets
>>
>>64378917
>>64378949
I don't even have to read/interpret this shit to know I'm in for a good autism showing. Have at it boys.
>>
On track for another glorious semi-final capitulation lads
>>
ZOOP
O
O
P
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Scorchers memers where have you gone?
>>
Hey guys, just directing you towards my expert tipping skills >>64374795
>>
Bancroft time lads
>>
>>64378978
>Willey, Coulter, Hogg, Marsh, Tye and Paris

Not over yet
>>
nice run rate you got there "league champions"
>>
Playing Kashmir to remind Rashid to go back where he came from
>>
>>64378978
>He doesnt know about the scorchers losing the first game of every season to lure everyone into a false sense of security
Seething casual detected
>>
>le kp's private plane meme

every fucking game

give me dirty rotten pizza commentary anyday
>>
Is Perth even really Australia?
>>
>>64378949
>imfuckingplying anyone quotes the domestic comp statistics instead of the international level when they have played both
>imfuckingplying T20 doesn't directly refer to international T20 cricket
>imfuckingplying Shaun marsh hasn't failed multiple times at T20's and should never be let near the team again
>imfuckingplying you aren't literally perturbed that someone called you out on your limited cricket knowledge
>>
>In 2014-15, a record 1,208,360 Australians played formal, organised cricket during the year, an increase of nine per cent over the previous year, making cricket Australia’s biggest participant sport.[49]
>>
>Daddy's Home

wow, /tv/ is going lap up those themes
>>
>>64379030
Is that for real?
I always thought netball was out largest participant sport
>>
>>64379030
pls dont attract the wogs
>>
>>64379023
Smarsh is a domestic specialist. Put him under pressure in an international match and he just shits the bed every time.
>>
>>64379023
australia plays like 3 or 4 T20s a year and they all just depend on who the opposition bowlers are really

pretty fair that form should be taken from the domestic t20s around the world that require a season's worth of consistency, rather than just a one off game or brief series where you just have a quick slog imo
>>
>You now remember Bane Richardson played ODI cricket for Australia
>>
lol whats with the music, perth is like a fucking time warp
>>
>>64379052
they literally played SWANS last year
>>
poopeelia Ltd.
>>
le epic bantercroft xdxd haha
>>
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>>64378875
kek

KEK
>>
>>64379052
we're only 3 hours behind the eastern states but I think the WACA thinks we're 3 decades behind, music, scorecard, cricket strike rates
>>
>According to Cricket Australia's annual report of 2014-15, a record 1,208,360 Australians played formal, organised cricket during the year, an increase of nine per cent over the previous year. Female, school and junior cricket grew strongly, with female participation up 18% to 290,566, equivalent to nearly one in four of all players.[2]

>Separately, official audience data shows that 93.6% of Australians watched at least some cricket on TV.

>In 2007, The Age reported that a survey by Sweeney Sports had found that 59% of the Australian public have an interest in cricket, second to none.[47]

>Cricket is often known as Australia's national sport due to its equal popularity in all parts of the country.

>The position of Australian Test cricket captain is regarded as one of the most important roles in Australian sport. It is often said that in Australia the office of Test captain is second in stature behind the office of Prime Minister.[50][51][52] Reflecting this community perception, three Australian cricket captains have been named as Australian of the Year by the National Australia Day Council; Allan Border in 1989, Mark Taylor in 1999 and Steve Waugh in 2004.[53] In addition, Steve Waugh has been nominated as an Australian Living Treasure by the National Trust of Australia, as was Don Bradman prior to his death in 2001.[54]

>Australia’s victory over New Zealand in the 2015 Cricket World Cup Final was the most-watched cricket match ever in Australia, peaking at 4.218 million viewers nationally.
>>
Does anyone have a decent stream?
>>
>>64379085
Network Ten lad
>>
>>64379082
Nobody here even knew that the cricket world cup was happening.

Barely anyone here plays cricket either. Only nerdy cucks play it.
>>
>>64379085
1
>>
>>64379085
Channel 10 website/Tenplay.
>>
FUN FACT: Based Elite Choombies is the same bloke who went over the fence at Tyrone Vickery after he knocked out Dean Cox
>>
So basically New Zealand is a good version of Australia. Like Canada is to the USA.
>>
>>64379096

In Highschool I had three years of cricket, year 10-12

My averages for batting went

11
14
42

Most improved player and highest runscorer in year 12.

Felt bretty gud
>>
>>64379094
>>64379097
>>64379098
I don't have a TV, can I watch it off 10's website? I'm on the site now but I can't see it
>>
does big bash have a crazy stupid draft like the IPL?

...or is it just good ol fashioned "buy the best team possible" ??
>>
adelaide have blown this Tbh
>>
>>64379127
Tenplay/channel 10 website
>>
>>64379131

Yep just buy the best team possible.

The "draft" is bidding wars.
>>
>>64379131
Buy, with a salary cap
>>
>>64379071

>Where did Christmas go daddy?
>>
ponting >> flintoff > mark waugh >damien fleming > gilly >>> everyone else
>>
>>64379131
The latter, because all retarded sports can't use parity systems.
>>
>>64379096
>cucks

what the fuck
>>
>>64379131
>...or is it just good ol fashioned "buy the best team possible" ??

Basically, but there's a salary cap so there's alot of parity

Some teams like Melbourne Stars hoard alot of the A-List players but are perennial failures anyway.
>>
>>64379144
Did I trigger you daniel senpai?
>>
NEW THREAD

>>64379146
>>64379146
>>64379146
>>64379146
>>
>>64379142

There IS a parity system in the BBL you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
>>
>>64378782
>>64378949

back to reddit
>>
>>
>>64379152
>3 posts early

Autism
>>
>>64379145
>wright
>stoinis
>boland
>hilfenhaus
>beer
>zampa
>handscomb
>quiney
>triffit
>Dussey

>A listers

lad
>>
>>64379153
Well what do you know, that makes the league even more stupid.
>>
>>64377127
How many GOAT bowlers did Bradman?
Larwood was good but no GOAT.
>>
>>64377127
mitchell jonshon
>>
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>
>>64377949
Amir and Asif were the combination of Waqar and Wasim except taller and had much more potential but thanks to Salman Butt everything got fucked up. Asif deserved the ban because he wasn't a kid but imo Amir was only 17 year old kid from a poor family. I'm against capital punishment but Salman Butt should've been hanged
>>
>>64382667
>I'm against capital punishment but Salman Butt should've been hanged
You're most definiely not against capital punishment if you want the execution of a man for match/spot fixing.
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