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Sixers: Moises Henriques (c), Sean Abbott, Doug Bollinger, Johan Botha, Jackson Bird, Brad Haddin, Trent Lawford, Michael Lumb, Nic Maddinson, Jordan Silk, Stephen O'Keefe
Renegades: Gayle, Finch, White, Wade, Bravo, Beaton, Cooper, Tremain, Rimmington, Doherty, Stevenson
this thread satisfied my autism
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64412508
hope it satisfies your need for based warnie too
>"David Warner wrote in the newspaper"
Genuinely impressed lads
Bollinger looks like he's having a heart attack after every ball
why did Fleming barely play tests lads?
This thread seems to have /cric/ in the title and therefore must be the correct place for me.
Gayle looking shit lads
>>64412547
Injury, like most fast bowlers
What should I get my wife's daughter for Xmas lads? I can't really afford it, buy she wants an iPhone 6+. I could sell my motorbike I guess.
>CHRIS PLEASE REPLY
Burns
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
S Marsh
Nevill
Pattinson
Siddle
Hazlewood
Lyon
Tbh
lads my tv is actually cooked
>>64412564
>I could sell my motorbike I guess.
do it. That girl deserves the best
>tfw selected and captained Lyon
>tfw the bottleo sold me room temperature beer from the cool room.
>>64412574
I asked her dad (my best friend) if he'd go halves but he's had a tough year, so I guess I'll just get it and say it's from both of us.
How do people from Lelbourne and Sydneystan choose between their meme teams?
>>64412570
> Shaun over MItch
> Either of them over Glenn Maxwell
>>64412597
whichever did better the season before tbqh
Chris Gayle sounds like a bitch
>>64412570
Best team to win games but not the best team for future development
Mmarsh needs to meme some runs against the West Indies and build his confidence
Statsugly on faggoticide watch
>>64412593
upvoted for doing the right thing.
>Hey man this wicket it no good man gonna hit me some big runs man
>>64412597
In Melbourne they just choose whichever best matches their political affiliation.
>>64412570
nope
Burns
Warner
Khawaja
Voges
Nevill
Pattinson
Sok
Siddle
Hazelwood
Lyon
>>64412614
getting creative
>>64412597
players
StatsGOAT on Basedwatch
Lawford has the memest runup in the game Tbh
S Marsh
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Nevill
Marsh
Hazlewood
Pattinson
Lawford
Lyon
>>64412597
The one with the memiest players
/pol/tist NEETs on useless faggot watch
>>64412597
I've heard that Melbournites traditionally follow their wife's father's team.
>>64412588
5-10 minutes in the freezer m8
Burns
Warner
Kwahaja
Smoth
Voges
Maxwell
Nevill
Morningwood
Pattison
Lyon
Siddle
Melbournians on intelligent, muscular and attractive watch
>>64412649
yeah, got a few wrapped in a wet tea-towel in there
>>64412638
that's only 10 players or are you counting lawford as two
cricket
>>64412588
Pro tip: get half a bowl of water and dissolve a couple of tablespoons of salt in it. Then fill with ice. Beers will be cold in less than 5min if you can wait that long you alkie.
chris gayle on 200 SR watch
Cowan
Burns
Maxwell
S Marsh
Stoinis
Agar
Abbott
Wade
Hilfenhaus
Lawford
Bollinger
>>64412673
wow
>>64412674
Genuinely smart idea Daniel, good to see your engineering degree at work
Langer
Hayden
Ponting
Waugh
Waugh
Martyn
GIlchrist
Warne
Lee
Gillespie
McGrath
Warner
Cowan
Khawaja
Smith
Maddinson
Henriques
Nevill
Sok
Hazelwood
Lyon
Bollinger
>>64412689
Not Daniel but thanks anyway.
Rate my ADSL lads.
looks like gayle and white are in for a big partnership
>>64412698
can you play runescape
>most Jamaicans can run
What did he mean by this?
Gayle century if repeating digits
>>64412706
wtf is runescape
Look at binga's figure
Jesus christ
>>64412709
You know what he means
>>64412693
What a fucking team, literally any of them could replace any current Australian player
Abbott bowling a bouncer first up
Fucking disgraceful
>>64412713
Mods underage ban pls
time for the killer
DLF MAXIMUM
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>>64412716
ugly wog / 10
Is it wrong that I find the Abo flag LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY more aesthetically appealing than the Australian flag?
murderer btfo
>>64412718
nope. Binga and marto could be replaced
>>64412731
yes
>>64412716
>OI SO I WAS LIKE WALKING THROUGH WEST SYDNEY RIGHT BRU AND THIS SKIP WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I WAS LIKE WHATS YOUR STORY BRU AND HE WAS LIKE YOUR NONNA CANT COOK FOR SHIT BRU AND IM NOT TAKING THAT SHIT ABOUT MY NONNA NOT FROM NO AUSSIE SO I GOT MY MATES EY AND WE FUCKING ROLLED HIM EY
>>64412716
What part of Algeria is your dad from?
>>64412731
kek have fun with your fern
>>64412731
Sounds like red peak would be right up your alley m8.
>>64412731
It's actually a gorgeous flag tbqh
Too bad >you're ditching the based ausnz style for a fucking leaf
if repeating digits sean abbott hits someone on the head
>>64412743
Shitty fern flag will get BTFO in the next referendum.
Henriques captaincy is literally losing nsw the game here
Is Howie a cuck?
Has there ever been a cricket with more potential than Gayle who didn't live up to it?
based howie with elite cricket discussion
>>64412763
...what?
>hard rock
>Kiss
Come on Flem
>>64412763
gayle's a jamaican not a cricket
rohit sharma or marlon samuels maybe
>>64412763
>2 (two) test triple centuries
>not living up to potential
Hello reddit
>>64412767
yes
>>64412763
damien martyn maybe
>>64412763
cummins
>>64412773
but he could have score like 3 if he really tried
>>64412763
Half the windian team, especially Andre Russell who has LITERALLY played one test in his life
>good shot
>out
mark waugh literally bad cricket game commentary
>in the air
>but safe
>AND OUT
>>64412763
SHAUN MARSH
the big black bull is one of only 4 (FOUR) cricketers OF ALL TIME to score more than one triple century
batsmen of all time btfo, how can white men compete?
Can Mark Howard be any more of a fucking try hard?
>>64412787
commentator rather
>>64412763
Philip Hughes
>>64412795
yeah, he could be andy maher
>>64412763
Mohammad Amir
>>64412763
Shane Bond
>>64412801
Whats with Channel 10 and wanker sports commentators.
>>64412805
being injured the whole time doesn't really count as not living up to your potential
>>64412797
Memes aside, PH had all the makings of a future GOAT
![Ore Monogatari!! - 20_snapshot_08.21_[2015.08.20_21.13.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xnf5Zwr.jpg "Ore Monogatari!! - 20 snapshot 08.21 [2015.08.20 21.13.26]")
>>64412763
Me desu
>>64412763
Watson
Is Mel high test?
> "We're putting more women in cricket"
> Woman in makeup and dress appears every now and then to read a script for 30 seconds
Is Mel going to cover the subject of how utterly rekt Australian soccer got by WBBL?
Based Jason Dunstall
>>64412815
Watson was a bowler that somehow tricked the selctors into thinking he was a batsman, he shouldn't count
>>64412812
kek
KEK
K E K
The fact that he averaged 32 across TWENTY SIX TESTS in FOUR YEARS says it all really. He was a Martin Guptill tier domestic babby who WOULD have continued to be entirely EXPOSED at international level. This is an objective fact.
Keep holding to your delusions though Zerobese. You fucking abhorrent piece of shit.
>>64412822
who dat
Mel's pretty average lads
>>64412830
>>/rug/
>>64412755
>this shit
You would hope so.
>>64412831
so are holly and the race traiter
>half the stadium leaves when gayle gets out
>fayle
YOU ARE ON DANGEROUS GROUND HERE
Hey look, it's the guy who used to be back up haddin and now he's back up nevill
Basedistic sexyspouter u here m8?
>>64412835
This my new favorite mate. What do you think?
If Matthew Wade was homosexual would he be Matthew Gayde?
>>64412845
top 3 in the thunder for sure
Wade gonna hughes himself
> Bounced by a spinner
>>64412842
out of all the keepers wade is objectively the best bat
How do umpires keep an eye on the crease looking for no balls while also concentrating on lbws?
>>64412851
warnie would be proud
>>64412846
If your mother was to name her greatest disappointment, would it be you?
>>64412852
Too bad he can't keep
LE WADE, P.H RIP IN PEACE BIG DAWG
>>64412842
Leave based Wade alone. He is objectively a better keeper and batsman then Neville anyway.
>>64412852
> Played literally 50 odis for Aus
> averaged 25
>no /AFL/ for another 4 months
>just the meme 20
I can't wait until we have real sports again and comfy as fuck /AFL/ threads
>>64412864
So thats what that tattoo is
>please notice us big strong AFL fans
>>64412829
He was LITERALLY 25 years old and still had potential to excel, he was playing incredibly in Australia A just before he died and WOULD have been far more successful if he was selected now.
It's not uncommon for someone that young to play like shit at first. Steve Waugh played like literal shit for ages and was axed from the test team for being crap before becoming one of the best batsmen of all time. Even your precious Kane was shit when first selected
>>64412852
>averaged 25.59 @76.24 in 53 ODI's
KEK
Just got home lads
C H I E F
H
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>>64412864
What if he jerks off with that arm?
>>64412862
but he can bowl
>>64412868
>/afl/
>comfy
kekking at this newcunt
>>64412864
This has to be a meme
>>64412871
Steve Smith is 26 and already is the worlds best batter as recognized by the ICC and is the fucking captain of Australia. PH was ovverated
>>64412868
Can't wait for maximum autism and jet fuel from RC
>>64412883
Sadly its real
>>64412885
at best he was seen as the replacement for rogers
>>64412871
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Listen to me you fucking sack of shit. I'll break it down for your simple mind.
Do you see how it took one series for Meme Shit to get EXPOSED? LITERALLY the same thing would have happened to Hughes if he had been picked for the Ashes. A year ago you were all sucking Shit's dick and hating on based Bane, but now it's an objective fact that Meme Shit is a handeye babby who WILL end with a career average of 46. Hughes had an even worse technique that was hidden by Poo Peelian ROADS and brainless bowlers without a SHRED of thinking apart from >LE BOWL A LE 145KPH BOUNCER AT HIS LE HEAD XDXDXDXD
He WOULD have gotten exposed even WORSE than Shit, and he WOULD have suffered an even worse decline. This is an objective fact. To suggest otherwise is wishful thinking and simply delusional.
>>64412885
>LE EVERY BATSMAN DEVELOPS AT LE SAME TIME XD XD
Sanga was a shit batsman at 25, does that make him shit in the twilight of his career?
>>64412885
>and already is the worlds best batter as recognized by the ICC
I know Poo Peelian internet is slow but i didn't think it was that slow that the rankings hadnt upgraded wow
Wade is so fucking shit
Just realized im 2 years older than Steve Smith. Life is slipping away lads
based wade
>>64412895
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual detected
The difference being that Sangakkara had a flawless technique that preserved his ability in his late 30s.
>Wade
Ludeman should be the national t20 keeper desu
Reminder that Tom Latham is literally and objectively a better batsman than "based" PJ Hughes ever was.
is it a requirement of windies cricket board that players need to make songs?
>>64412905
loving this pewee who always uses matt memes
>that amf bowling ad with cricket balls
Looks fun desu
Good old murderer Abbott
>>64412916
Yes
>>64412915
he plays for nz tho
You think Shaun Abbott had flashbacks from Wade's stupid tattoo?
>>64412919
The note at the end says "Cricket bowling only available for Sydney Thunder players"
Which kiwi has fucked the most chicks here?
My guess is GOATistic Elitespouter
>>64412936
Birds don't count, mate.
>>64412868
iktf like a knife to the heart
>>64412914
Dunk, he is an even bigger meme
Will anyone be joining me here on New Years Eve?
Do kiwis ever look up at the clouds and masturbate?
>177 posts
>1 poster
kek
nice "poomunity"
>>64412893
>M-MUH SMITH
There is NO comparison. If you weren't a fucking casual you WOULD know that he excelled on his debut series in South Africa against Steyne and Morkel in their prime.
>>64412905
>b-b-but technique!
Chanderpaul had a shit technique and played into his 40s as the second highest run scorer for the West Indies
Bradman had a shit technique and dominated for his entire career
Chris Rogers was an old fart who ranked in the top 10 batsmen on retirement and was one of the best in Australia, despite having a shit technique
Graeme Smith had a shut technique and made a double century in one of the last games he played
Lara was one of the best batsmen of all time and had a hideous technique, but still maintained his GOATness through his career, and LITERALLY made the largest test score of ALL TIME (400; you're such a casual that you probably don't know that) in his second last year
Know your stuff statscunt. There's no need to make one of your meme replies to this elite post, because I will not read it
Did you hear the price of lamb has risen in New Zealand?
$19.99 an hour now
>>64412919
>>64412932
What is the fucking point?
>>64412964
But Glenn Maxwell has the best technique in cricket and he can't make the test side
>most grounds dont even have roofs
>let alone a/c
next you're going to tell me they don't even have TRAINS in these "stadiums"
HAHAHAHA Based Lawford
What was RC's prediction?
OUTTA MY WAY
>>64412964
Sure m8 if we're going by debut series Matthew Sinclair should still be in the New Zealand team.
Like all Australian batsmen he was good in South Africa but literally could NOT play lateral movement to save his life. I don't care what defence you try to throw at me, this is an objective fact.
Stay literally furious and in damage control Obesitygoose. You're just as delusional as Gatekuck.
>>64412949
Sadly enough, yes
>tfw you are so autistic you will literally and unironically be watching the memebl and posting on /cric/ on NYE
lmao dumb fat cunt
Hahahahahahaha
Beaton is fucking pissed lol
>>64412977
He hasn't made it yet, he'll wait until the new thread and then "remind" everyone of the prediction he made before the result was obvious
GAROLD HERE
>>64412856
They don't.
>>64412949
>tfw I'm unironically going to be the only one in my family not doing something
The England South Africa game is going to be on then, isn't it?
>>64412977
sixers in a "close" game
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
>>64412983
>tfw seen my old friends like twice this year
>they've literally completely forgotten about me
>in a group chat with them on facebook that makes awkward as fuck
this'll be my last meme bash lads
Guys Mark Craig took 8 wickets on debut, I'm sure he'll be a future GOAT if they stick with him for another 10 years.
>>64412949
Did it last year, bought some beers and spent the night drinking alone while posting on /sp/ and listening to random access memory. Wasn't fun at all desu. I'd rather go to the sea face and watch some fireworks instead this time around.
>>64412983
>>64412949
we'll meme it up lads
Lawford really made a tactical mistake powering up beaton
>have 2 good spinners
>keep bowling shitcunts
>shitriques
>>64413002
How is this relevant?
Abbott should be killing these guys
>>64413003
Just watch anime. It's what I'll be doing.
>>64412998
Hi Daniel
>>64413013
Pink Sydney have the worst line-up this year
>>64413018
I thought anime was haram m8
>bravo trying to kill abbott
>>64412949
It is the most terrible night of the year to do anything unless it's a house party.
>>64413014
Because Hughes would have been a LITERAL GOAT if we just stuck with him, I s-s-s-swear!!!!
>>64412994
How do they call no balls?
>>64413022
It's magenta
>>64413032
They don't.
>>64413002
They're not remotely comparable stascunt. PH debuted at 21 and played exceptionally well against one of the best pace attacks of the decade. He also was regaining form and playing very well at the time of his death, and even made the highest first class one day score for an Australian just MONTHS before his death.
Unlike Craig, he was still showing signs when he was killed and was beginning to mature as a player
>>64413027
this nigga knows whats up
>>64413027
>>64412949
I'll be going to a mate's beach house and getting drunk as fuck.
>>64413032
They just glance down very quickly to see if they can see any white paint behind their foot
>>64413023
Houris are mentioned in the Quran m8.
>>64413041
Can i come?
>>64413039
PH couldn't even handle bowling from a fucking State league player.
>>64413033
binga's rolling in his grave
anyone based /afl/ here?
hows things cuntholes?
>>64413048
that's not very sensative mate
If Phil Hughes was such a good batter how come he managed to die? Should have evaded the ball just like any decent batsmen would do
>>64413048
And Steve Waugh couldn't handle a short ball from an Under 10s bowler
>>64413057
What's afl?
>>64413048
Don't waste your (You)s on him.
The fact that he wilfully ignores Hughes scoring 1 (ONE) hundred in his next 24 games says it all really. He's so wrapped up in his own delusion that not only is he denying the possibility of Durban being an anomaly where the bowlers hadn't yet figured him out, he's also unironically citing pyjama cricket scores made on a ground smaller than New Zealand tracks as validity of Hughes' test credentials. His opinion, like him, is entirely worthless and it's just a reactionary measure from him manlet status and inherent desire to defend all things manlet.
If we're going by the impact players on debut Vernon Philander would literally be an all time top-5 bowler, but he's not. And neither was Phillip Hughes.
>>64413001
I'm in a similar boat lad. Not sure I'll ever post in another /nrl/ thread.
>>64413059
Because he was going for a leg bye
>>64413059
>batter
Kys
Can you teach me how to Dougie?
>>64413002
>8/188
Fuck up lmao
>>64413034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRTVZgB_Y4
>>64413066
I LITERALLY did not ignore that statscunt, and we all know you stopped replying when you realised you had no argument against my truth bombs.
Yes he played like shit against subcontinent spin and against England and yes he deserved to be dropped. That DOES NOT define his entire career, especially when he was only 24 at the time and still had an entire DECADE to work in his batting.
sean abbot kills an ump with a straight drive
>last ball
>I'll give them the Ol' full toss outside off ;)
Based Beaton having a go at fat cunt dougie
If Hughes still needed an entire decade to work on his batting, he should have spent that decade in domestic cricket where he belonged like that other mentally weak hack Adam Voges, and NOT wasted our time in real cricket.
You stupid seething delusional motherfucking cunt.
>>64413057
here
Based Hawthorn on GOAT watch.
>>64413092
Voges is pretty fuckin good lmao
abc jazz is tight as fuck
Reminder that Brendon McCullum LITERALLY ran from one end of the MCG to the other to shake Clarke's hand
>>64413098
>LE DIVERSE MUSIC TASTE
>IM SO CULTURED XD XD XD
>>64413097
>fails miserably in literally the only series he was picked for
>statpads on homebabby roads against the West Indies
>>64413092
You really don't like Phil Hues
>>64413100
Such a nice guy KEK
>>64413094
The 4-peat is happening.
>>64413107
If he's so shit, why did he beat NZ?
>>64413092
You are obviously so infuriated that you're forcing yourself to take a break from this argument, possibly the thread altogether, to cool off. This is a good idea, but here are a few points you should be made aware of before you go;
1. You are new. I was literally here for years before /cric/ even existed. While this may not be necessarily a great thing, you seem to take great offence when people call you new, so it would also offend you to realize that the person you're arguing with has been here much longer than you.
2. My cricket knowledge dwarfs yours. That's not to say I know everything, just that you know FAR less than you try to claim. The moniker "statsautist" was a poor choice in retrospect, because it's you're neither knowledgeable about cricket stats nor autistic when it comes to cricket knowledge. The label seems to have gone to your head.
3. Your mannerisms and characteristics are very easy to predict. When making a claim or trying to begin an argument with someone, you will start relatively calmly. A lot of the time, the opponent will not bother arguing with you, or will not care, and you will win the argument without ever having to display anything but a calm and collected demeanour. However, as soon as someone challenges your opinion, or takes you up on your debate and it becomes apparent to you that you'll soon become exposed, you get EXTREMELY angry, and begin spouting memes left, right and center. I honestly don't think you're even aware that you do this. It's just a defence mechanism that you employ to fool yourself into thinking you're posting your argument in a witty 4chan-related way, rather than in abject fury.
New Zealand posters have never brought anything of value to /cric/ and you are a prime example of this. Perhaps if Australians weren't so prominent in /cric/ you might be able to become a useful poster, but with us here you can't help but let your inferiority complex take over and turn you into a seething casual.
>>64413100
le run across the field to shake your hand man is a prime example of the various types of manlet. He KNOWS he's literally inferior which explains his subjugation, as opposed to other deluded manlets who look up to their manlet hack "idols" who got exposed literally everytime they came up against a moving ball.
>>64413092
>Adam Voges
>mentally weak hack
you're the delusional one m8
>>64413057
here m8
>>64413104
do you honestly think that people listen to different music for the image?
that's sad m8
>>64413104
he made one post about it
I chopped onions before and now my fingers smell somewhat of onion
>>64413107
literally every batsmen bar Rogers failed there tho, ignoring captain courageous' flat track hacking at lords
>>64412868
Hopefully Basil Zempilas will make a return appearance for the 2016 /afl/ threads.
>>64413119
kek
KEK
K E K
LITERALLY WHERE was he in the most important series of his career? The spotlight was on him and he choked MISERABLY
>b-b-but le it was his le first series le even though le he;s le 55 years old!!!!!
KEK, I KNOW you're going to come up with this excuse, you worthless delusional mediocrity-tolerating Worst Australian. And before you throw >LE BAGOLLUM GOT A DUCK IN THE FINAL XDXDXDXD keep in mind I posted this >>64413117
ALL manlets are inferior and should be sterilized without anesthesia or given hormones to serve us 6'4" gods.
>>64413057
here, go Saints
>>64413127
No thanks
>>64413117
cool rant daniel
did a manlet steal a girl away from you or something?
>>64413127
NO, FUCK OFF THAT AUTIST ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>>64413125
>literally every batsman failed therefore they're not bad!!!!
KEK, if I used this excuse about every batsman apart from Kane and Taylor failing in Oz YOU would LITERALLY be foaming at the mouth. Double-standards holding wimp.
>>64413130
> "Kek, KEK, I'm laughing at you. You haven't totally made me angry or anything"
>>64413121
>>64413123
He literally felt the need to inform an online cricket community he listens to jazz. Thats a self reflected ego post in its own right.
>>64413135
Daniel talking to yourself like that is pathetic
>>64413141
literally furious: the post
>>64413142
>an online cricket community
>>64413142
Yeah but you literally felt the need to make a deal about it. I mean, if he was spamming it or talking a whole bunch of shit then call him out I guess, but I don't know, people talk lots of shit here, especially when it's comfy in the break time
>>64413142
>>64413150
Stop misusing the word "literally" you autists
>>64413142
autism speaks
>>64413155
I was referencing
>>64413138
I like this meme
notice how statscunt is consistently unable to form a proper rebuttal against the overall theme of a post and instead relies on ad hominem attacks, poor comparisons and focusing on a single, inconsequential element of a post as the backbone of his ""argument""
MMM is tight as fuck.
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>P-P-P-P-PLEASE REPLY TO MY POST MR BIG STRONG MUSCULAR STATSAUTIST
I'm off, you cunts are pathetic.
gorn
I literally still cannot believe you faggots unironically watch t20
>baddin
>bad baddin
Bad Baddin for the Shitney Shitxers
>baddin
>all three kiwi posters within a minute
>>64413167
memespouter
>>64413168
statsautist
>>64413171
daniel
p
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>>64413171
Have you noticed the total lack of BBL discussion ITT?
It's just background noise while everyone spergd out in /cric/
>>64413171
Does Poo Peelands T20 """"competition"""" even get broadcasted?
Kek
>>64413168
kys statscuck
>>64413180
what about 3rd kiwi poster
>>64413183
We comment when the matches get memey, it's just nothing astounding's hapeening
>>64413184
I literally wouldn't know because I'm not 12, that shit isn't marketed at me.
How do renegade look?
>Cricket
3rd kiwi on suicide watch
>>64413196
Like native americans
>>64413188
that's me m8
>>64413195
Stay poorious
>>64413130
>implying I'm not a based Victorian
>implying you're not a filthy little manlet
Shut up faggot, Voges is good and you know it.
The fuck is up with melbourne
Seriously, all the other teams are named after shit that kills you
>thunder
>hurricanes
>heat
etc
and then like
>stars
>renegades
what the fuck are even those stick with the theme fagbourne
POO
Is Mark Waugh retarded?
>rc hasnt posted for 2 hours
guess he finally killed himself
>>64413214
Stars are way more deadly dude. They have atoms
>>64413214
An exploding star will fuck up an entire solar system you fucking retard
>>64413214
thunder can kill you?
>>64413217
Well he is a selector
>>64413219
he finally gave up his trips and proxy
kek
>>64413194
I just like randomly finding word fragments that almost rhyme with poo.
>>64413226
Yes. When thunder is very loud it can create lightning
>>64413219
Cucked him out at the start of both threads m8. His narrative is literally dead
>Sitaleki's keep stealing corned beef and mayonaise so they had to lock it up
kek
http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/75109533/corned-beef-and-mayonnaise-under-lock-and-key-in-west-auckland-supermarket
>>64413230
Too busy fucking their sisters
>>64413233
more like turd fragments
>>64413214
>Crusaders
I MEAN COME ON it's 2015
>>64413236
so the loud noise kills you?
>>64413220
>>64413221
Oh fuck man SO DEADLY, let's keep with the theme for the new teams!
>Canberra Cancer Cells
>Wollongong Jealous Wives
>Townsville Terror Strikes
>Cairns Heat Death of the Universes
>shit baddinson
>>64413240
>implying that's a negative
M8 if I had a hot sister I'd fuck her
>Commentators pretending to look at a fucking on screen graphic
K E K
>>64413226
if its too loud :^)
>>64413244
Yes. Noise is created by the movement of electrons trhough the atmospheric continuim, which is why electricity makes a buzzing noise
>>64413245
Already Brisbane heat death you faguette
>>64413245
>what are the sydney "sixers"
>>64413245
Stars isn't a good name, but Renegades it
>>64413245
>Cronulla Lebbos
>>64413245
I got a good one
ready
wait for it
ok
New Zealand Faggots
>>64413245
>New Zealand New Zealanders
>>64413221
You're a fucking retard, if our sun exploded it would destroy the earth, a strong solar wind could cause $2 trillion of damage.
And renegades could launch a revolution which ultimately destroys the country we know and love, look what happened after the communist revolutions.
>>64413256
They can count to 6
statscunt has been comprehensively PTFO of this thread
>>64413266
If the Sun exploded, it would end global warming
>Auckland obesity
>>64413219
Expect to hear about all the adventures he went on while we were shitposting here.
Anyone else think the Cairns "Taipans" sounds fucking retarded?
I use a NZ proxy and pretend to be statscunt so I can trigger freshcunts
Poo Peeland Chokers, captained by McMeme and with South African international recruits
>>64413276
What is your endgame?
madinson looks like the type of shit that would give me grief in high school
>>64413284
Proxy off daniel
>there's another windian test ""match"" on in a few days
3 or 4 days do you reckon lads
>>64413290
3 days, it's going to be an MCG road.
At least the England v South Africa game will be on just afterwards
>>64413220
>dude
username?
>>64413291
>an MCG road
the MCG produces the most results of any Test ground in Australia
>>64413300
I hate people that use that world in real life. Makes me hate that person for life
just got a haircut lads
should be at its prime by new years
>>64413300
reality check
RC has so far:
-created a $40 dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
I'm missing a few details, but my film synopsis is coming soon. I'm thinking Lachie Hume for the telemovie? thoughts?
>>64413309
kys gatecunt
MCG is the worst ground in Australia tbqh
>>64413312
-shit posted for 8 hours each and every day
>>64413312
he also takes part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
>>64413320
It's spelt Gabba
>>64413312
Don't forget that he had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules!
Doherty literally played in a cricket world cup
>>64413312
>a $40 dollar empire
>>64413335
won*
>>64413312
I genuinely believe his life stories and i worry about his street racing. I don't think he should be doing that. Please stay safe RC
>xd will unironically play in the t20 worldcup
help us agar
>>64413312
he is helping fund a new local soccer stadium aswell
Last 2 digits are Sydney's score over the next 5 overs
>>64413312
He also hunts sharks and helps feed the locals
Sixers are literally making a comeback
WEET BIX SIX
E
E
T
B
I
X
S
I
X
Thread dying faster than RC's reputation
>>64413395
A FUCKING LEAF
>>64413395
>how do you want your wattle blooms placed senpai?
>>64413335
>>64413346
The team is full of nothing but >LE PACE AND BOUNCE XD quick who bowl a million wides and can't hit a Yorker. He plays a very important role in actually keeping the runs down while bitchwides meme it up
>>64413395
it's a flower
>>64413411
kek
>>64413411
Do you mean Siddle, because XD sure as fuck didn't do that
>>64413423
Hey, that 1/49 (8 overs) turned the match around
What would happen if they bowled from alternating sides using two bowlers instead of swapping at the end of overs?
>>64413312
I thought he got some chick pregnant?
Just got 3.40 odds on a Sixers win, feels good man
>It's an XD costs red Melbourne the game episode
Binga fit af
>>64413395
The gold doesn't look good, although the golden wattle and southern cross combination does
if lumb can run henriques out it might be on
Is Xavier the worst person to ever get 50+ caps for Australia?
>>64413453
watson
>>64413464
do NOT reply to this post
it is bait
>>64413360
I literally called it
>>64413476
I literally called your mum, but Jamal picked up so I hung up
>>64413473
I'm sorry but I can't help myself
>>64413464
>LE FUG LE ZANE WADSON XDXD
>>>/FoxSportsFacebookPage/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/kys/
colombia blown the fuck out
>63 from (p)lumb
RIP PJ
""""""Miss"""""" Philippines
>>64413513
I wouldn't be surprised if RC showed his face again in a few days and claim that he slept with her
has RC logged on yet?
>>64413531
Don't worry, he'll swoop in at the end to reveal that he was held up due to his threesome with Indonesia's Next Top Models, and that his pick was whoever wins all along
>"Did that hit the stumps?"
>Show 2 angles where you cant even see the stumps
Jesus christ
how many weetbix did /cric/ actually eat
i think i remember doing 8 or 9 once
Daniel PTFO
What's the point of having umpires on the fucking field if every single appeal is going to the video?
>>64413550
I used to eat six until I realised I hated them
>>64413550
4 with bananas and strawberries and an asshole load of milk
>>64413558
They're there to compliment the milk and sugar
>>64413550
Honestly VitaBrits are better
>>64413542
Based informative and popular RC
What the heck?????.........I thought it was a hoax at first but saw this on Good Morning America and the news so I'll share the post for a cut....THANK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG, for your forward-thinking and generosity! And congrats on becoming a dad! Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day's post and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection. Good luck to all
>>64413581
disgusting
>>64413591
Brainwashed faggot
>>64413581
>I boycott Weetbix because I won't give my business to a fundie company that doesn't pay taxes
still can't fucking believe that the mods UNIRONICALLY banned me for posting five pictures of a bird cooking spaghetti
>Close finish
>No one is talking about the game
Fuck you spergs
>>64413609
> le fedora
They don't pay taxes because they pay it to charity. Many charitable organisations, both secular and religious, use this exemption
>>64413581
Said nobody ever
>>64413609
Honestly I'm a type 1 diabetic so I can't cover both in sugar, vitabrits are naturally sweeter and tastier than those dried up bricks
>tfw put a cheeky tenner on renegades at $11
>>64413625
Make a thread about it mate, this is the weetbix thread
>>64413624
I was literally the person who requested pictures of birds. You must be ropeable .
Lads, I put a casual $4000 bet on renegades when they were paying 92 to 1
Homebrand wheat bix literally comes out of the same factory as the Sanitarium branded ones, just in a different box
You are literally retarded if you buy the Sanitarium branded ones
Also, VB comes from the same urinal trough you piss into at the local
>Dad calls me for dinner during a "close" finish
>it's not even fucking ready yet
I hate my parents, /cric/!
>>64413646
Nah mate, the branded ones taste weetier
>>64413625
>"close" finish
OUTTA MY WAY
Theres not a game till Saturday. What the fuck do i do for 3 days
>it's a "Reality check gets it right again" game
is trent lawford the only bowler in the world who bowls at the same speed he weighs?
>>64413669
get a """life"""
>>64413669
catch up with friends and loved ones :^)
speaking of which, apparently the fire danger for Christmas day is so bad in Adelaide they might ban the use of barbecues. Australiana absolutely PTFO
>>64413581
they are, weetboxs turn to mushy slop too quickly
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED TH-
>>64413646
Don't talk shit about VB cunt, it's a perfectly reasonable full strength beer, it's not like it's Tooheys Red or New
If Stevie Wonder was in the Renegades outfield, he'd be Stevie Blunder
AWWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED TH-
>>64413669
Edge
What now lads?
I'm going to get drunk, shitpost and listen to Mer De Noms
>>64413686
i have no friends and i live with my parents
was mel's nipples erect during that interview, my friend said they were but i wasnt watching
AWWWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64413704
>LE I LISTEN TO ALTERNATE MUSIC
>SO CULTURED XD XD
>>64413713
yeah give it 15 minutes or so and there'll be screencaps on auscelebs
Who would've bowled the last over lads? The rookie? Gayle?
>>64413704
You're such an inspiration for the ways that I'll never ever choose to be
You just know
Yep got the tip right again. My record stands at 5-3.
>>64413722
Here I am expecting just a little too much from the wounded
cheeky player probe lads
cheeky hogg
>>64413767
Imagine if she started lactating
>>64413763
>>64413769
Hoggs "cheeky" gimmick is lame and panders to casuals
>>64413678
underrated post
Anyone see that Steve Smith was named as ICC player of the year AND test player of the year?
I was touting him as a future goat batsman a couple of years ago when all of you plebs were saying he should be dropped for his shit bowling.
mumford and sons desu
>>64413830
>memeford and meme
>>64413806
>I was touting him as a future goat batsman a couple of years ago when all of you plebs were saying he should be dropped for his shit bowling.
Literally never happened you fuckwit
big daddy BTFO naive daughter
>>64413846
Yes it did, kid. Check the archives from the 2013 ashes series.
>>64413806
can confirm I remember the post dividly
I'm a massive """"""film"""""" pleb who unironically likes the LOTR trilogy, is the Hobbit one as terrible as I'm led to believe?
>>64413883
the last hobbit was one of the worst movies ive ever seen at a cinema
>>64413883
nearly as bad as the new star wars
>>64413871
>I said he was good during the series when he came good
An absent father playing the victim? Who woulda thunk it?
>>64413883
An Unexpected Journey is okay
Desolation of Smaug is good, and nothing more than good
Battle of the Five Armies is atrocious, entirely invented in the mind of Peter Jackson and laughably terrible at some points. There's a literal and unironic scene where a bridge Legolas (who shouldn't be there at all) gets broken and you get to see him run up the falling pieces in slow motion for 15 seconds. Virtually the whole theatre burst out laughing when I saw it.
>>64000407
>>64413919
>Battle of Five Armies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQkygZdZ_Vk
This explains everything
>>64413896
>>64413907
okay then, christ I need something to watch, I've burnt out all the good 9/11 conspiracy docos, everything claiming to be a great series turns out to be shit, except for The Knick, all the movies I have seem like shit that I'm not even sure why I downloaded them in the first place. Pls help.
>>64413745
No it doesnt
>>64413907
>LE FUG LE SDAR WARZ XDXD
V > IV > VII > III > VI > I > II
>>64413909
this was during the first test when everyone was all like "ohh what the fuck are they thinking playing smith fuggin hell x( x("
>>64412885
>worlds best batter
kek
>>64413982
V > III > IV > VI > VII > II = I
>>64413982
Objectively incorrect.
A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of The Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
POWER GAP
Attack of the Clones
Phantom Menace
POWER GAP
The Force Awakens
>>64414013
have a reply
I like this bait, but to make it more realistic you might want to swap Empire and ANH. Nobody is going to believe that somebody is retarded enough to think that IV is the best Star Wars film.
1. Empire Strikes Back
POWER GAP
5. A New Hope
6. The Force Awakens
7. Return of the Jedi
POWER GAP
1000. Revenge of the Sith
POWER GAP
10000. A wet, smelly poo
POWER GAP
99999999. The Phantom Menace
99999999.01 The Clone Wars
>>64414025
Pleb detected.
revenge of the sith is better than jedi
ewoks were literally proto jar jar
>>64414060
literally this
>>64414060
But 2/3 of the movie was objectively good, unlike III which was a soulless and bland edgefest
>>64414060
>LE FUG LE JAR JAR xD xD
>LE FUG LE EWOKS xD xD
Letting one poor character determine your view of the film is max pleb.
>>64414035
revenge of the sith is better than return of the jedi and force awakens
>>64414073
>unlike III which was a soulless and bland edgefest
Are you seriously suggesting the rise of Darth Vader shouldn't have been edgy?
>>64414073
the only edge parts were when anakin was onscreen
>>64414081
so 95% of the movie?
>>64414080
There's edgy then there's younglings being killed in screen for no reason >>64414081
That's the whole movie lad
>from my point of view the jedi are evil
all memeing aside the dialogue is trash. return of the jedi at least has nothing anywhere near that bad
>>64414089
I think this 4chan meme has gone to your head a bit too much. What sort of a Sith apprentice would he be if he left Padawans alive?
well, considering it's turned into /tv/ all of a sudden
>>64413666
He's a big guy
Anakin was a great character let down by terrible acting and very poor dialogue.
Say what you like about the prequels, but at least they got their bad guys right. Unlike this new anti-villain who's agenda appears to be making sure My Chemical Romance isn't classified as a true emo band.
>>64414110
Obviously they're going to die, but there's no reason to have that happen on screen.
>b-but he needed to be shown to be evil!
Already done by killing the Jedi
walkcunt on suicide watch
1. Anakin
.
4. Yoda
5. Obi Wan
6. Luke
.
10. Mace windu
.
.
1000. Ben Solo
>>64414138
The kids were jedi you fucking idiot.
fuck can't wait til footy's back
>>64414113
BOON?
>>64414149
>obi wan anything but eternal GOAT tier
pleb detected
We /bigguy/ now!
>>64413094
>tfw someone posts my pepe
wew
>>64414138
It never happened on screen though, it was just heavily implied. The holo recordings were young adult Jedis
>>64414165
my feel walsh gets a good run, but pepe dangerfield never caught on
>>64414157
We actually agree on something for once
Obi Wan was the most complete Jedi.
>>64414151
You CANNOT point out a scene where they said they were Jedi
>>64414165
>tfw people were giving freo shit for their gf performance then 2014 and 15 happened
>>64414173
The head's too big lad, plus you need to shop the hair in so you can distinguish who it's meant to me. I feel like Wojak would suit Dangerfield better.
>>64414185
Any predictions on who Hawthorn will curbstomp this year? I'm getting sick of all this memey interstate "competition"
>>64413945
Watch The Fire Within, about a depressed alcoholic who wants to commit pooicide
>>64414189
unlikely I'll put in that much effort to an /afl/ meme, this one has also got a run. It does feel nice when your stuff gets used. Maybe wojack just suited the '15 crows, given events.
Something tells me the Hawaiian police force isn't that well funded and this show may be showing an exaggerated take on reality.
>>64414215
I'm gonna make a shitload before kick off this season and shake things up a bit. /afl/ won't know what hit them lad, you've been warned
>>64414248
banned apparently
gamerfuel when?
Gday m8s its me here. Just sittin on me back porch havin a bloke improver (a beer for u poms – cos a frequent beer, in particular a VB, makes a bloke better value) and im starin out on the rainy day thinkin not only is this weather wetter than any box me m8 robbo has ever got near but its great weather for reflectin on all aspects of life. Obviously the most important aspects came to mind first, that is – me m8s and good aussie beers, so that takes me to me next yarn… it all started on a satdy mornin a coupla weeks back when me n me m8 jibba were buildin a canoe in me backyard for the summer that is fast approachin, we were chewin the fat and discussin sheilas and jibba was reenacting his favourite of jono browns courageous marks. Anyway before ya no it me m8s matters and biff strut round to lend a hand and eventually we decide enoughs enough so logically we all decide to go down and grab a couple slabs of pom kryptonite (slang for beer because poms cant go near a good cold beer). Anyway we head to the servo to grab some ice for the esky and we open up the freezer and there’s none there.. so jibba yells out to Rodney who works there “rod m8… where’s all the ice?” to which Rodney informs him “m8 im sorry but we’re all out of ice” then matters chips in “jeez Rodney, ben cousins must have been here!!!” OH and ya shoulda heard the hullaballoo that erupted!! One of the blokes fillin up his wagon started sprayin petrol everywhere in celebration and jibba started reenacting jono browns courageous marks again and even dived onto the concrete! Rodney thought it was a bloody rippa call and a half and he promised us free ice next time because of matters’ beaut BRC. It was one of those moments where ya look round and everythin seems to be happenin in slow mo and ya think to yaself ‘fuckn oath I love me m8s, I love me country! And I love a bloody rippa call’! cheers matters, cheers m8s, hooo roooo!!!
>>64414261
what?
last for /unravelingnarrative /
Garold here. Still unbanned you fucking useless mods.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>Spirit of Cricket award
kek
Joshy
walkcunt on suicide watch
joshy on suicide watch
Reminder that Glenn Maxwell could literally walk into the New Zealand cricket team
Joshy
on suicide watch
testicular torsion
walkcunt on suicide watch
the last post of this thread before it archives will be about testicular torsion
/auck/ reporting in. Anyone going to sky city tonight?
you are now imagining the feeling of having testicular torsion
statscunt on suicide watch
just got back from testicular torsion surgery lads
walkcunt on suicide watch
reminder to wear tight fitting undies that hold your balls in place when you go to sleep, unless you want to wake up in the middle of the night with testicular torsion
reminder that if you do get testicular torsion, you risk losing one of your testicles (or potentially both)
stay safe /cric/
testicular torsion
imagine actually getting testicular torsion
holy fuck it would be even worse than kidney stones
