Last Thread: >>64381194
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 16 - Invicta FC 15: Cyborg vs some can
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillasnek v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Sea Level Cain
>tfw no UFC until 2016
At least there's the second coming of Pride to look forward to
Why didn't he just take his hoodie off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY
Remember when Rogan rekt Schaub in his podcast?
1st for vanzant
>>64389474
because he's a FUCKING ALPHA MALE
First for No Quit in Paige Van Zant
>>64389475
It was uncalled for and disrespectful.. how would Joe have felt if Schaub made those comments about his comedy
Do you think you could outsell Kevin Hart?
I think I could
I think you'd get fucked up
>>64389474
i deliberately went into 711 with a hoodie on neither the manager or the girl at the counter said anything
Making a folder of GOAT UFC intros, what GOAT UFC intros am I missing /heem/bros?
>>64389512
Nobody is going to heem Rogan for being bad at comedy. Schaub was getting regularly demolished.
>I'm the ninja, ninja gaiden, american ninja, real motherfucking ninja
what did he mean by this
>>64389514
I tried it at a mall and an actual cop said I had to take it off. They let women wear burkas though.
>>64389547
delete your folder right now
>>64389445
Why don't we see more of these fierce Wing Chun warriors in the cage /heem/ ? Is it because they are too powerful compared to boxers and other athletes?
>>64389475
Link plz
>>64389608
barn cat is a jeet kune do fighter which is basically the same thing.
>>64389589
he was before, schaub also
>2 cucks
>1 cuck cucks the other
>third party cuck cucked by n1 cuck cucking the other
moral of the story is don't be a cuck
>>64389624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_1zeo6PkVc
>>64389579
that he don't care if it's all good or not all good when he fight he gonna fight fight fight for real fight
>>64389547
You need Rockhold's intro desu
>tfw no qtp2t namajunas gf
>>64389512
>>64389589
the best (or worst) part is rogan basically promised schaub pre-podcast he wasn't gonna go that much into it
then he puts him on blast anyway for ratings, under the guise of being ' a friend'
>>64389765
why the hate? bendo is good people
>>64389642
mods
cuckposting
>>64389746
That the opposite of what happened. Schaub specifically asked him to do it on air because he had been documenting the entire fight experience for his fans, from training camp through the fight, and thought it would be dishonest to hide the heartbreak that comes with a loss.
>Alt-Right
Wait. Isn't that just a fancy name for /pol/?
>>64389642
Is this the longer version with everything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=likZDGUNRrY
Saw this and he's just slaughtering him
>>64389512
>>64389589
>>64389641
>>64389746
Pussies
Schaub literally was just a mid level punching bag, Schaub himself realized this and it's why he retired, so he wouldn't get his brains pummeled every time he fought
>>64389796
No, watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxVgyj-p6N4
It's all at the start
>
>>64389828
>2 hours
Is it really worth it?
>>64389793
no
alt right is the filtered version of /pol/
get rid of all the shit, keep the humor, add some deeper pholosophy and you have alt right
>>64389856
Just watch the start until you get bored, al, the Schaub related stuff is at the beginning
>>64389796
He was shitting on him during the entire thing I don't remember how long it was. Although Rogan said he's saying those things because he doesn't wanna see Schaub hurt
>>64389788
False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af2OARIYc8E
>"Hey man I don't want this to be an attack on my career, or my team and my coaches. I'll talk about the fight, but I just want it to be open of fun. Bryan says 'of course not, it'll be good' "
Rogan straight up blindsided him by Bryan and Callen's admission
>Rogan literally just thrashes me to the fullest extent, and I'm tapping Bryan like "for sure, chime in"
>>64389856
WATCH THIS ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4&feature=youtu.be
>>64389797
I said
>moral of the story is don't be a cuck
you missed it
schaub realized what everyone else knew long time ago cause he is retarded, he is rich and probably happy and I think that is great, but he is still retarded.
also schaub/callen detected
>>64389796
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>64389839
>that charlie brown christmas tree
is she STILL living with her sister in that apartment?
>>64389860
what is alt right? AlternativeRight.com?
>>64389839
Just fuck my eyebrows up
>>64389876
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af2OARIYc8E
Since a million people posted YT links to the actual incident, just pointing out that this is Bryan and Schaub's response after it all went down, on their own podcast
>>64389839
Joanna is such an ugly crack whore lookin skank.
Superior polish fightfu coming through
>>64389944
alt right is short for alternative right in general
the alternative right encompasses many different sites and people
if you want an example
redicecreations.com is pretty based, just check out radio archive
>>64389978
>>64389978
>>64389978
isn't she training with the same coaches? why does he striking literally look like shit by comparison?
>>64389475
>>64389512
Rogan loves the sound of his own voice, especially when he thinks he's right which is almost never.
He loves getting on his high horse and being condescending to those that have done much more than him.
He's just an Alpha Brain Shroom ingesting mental and literal manlet.
nick diaz bike got stolen lads. Are our brave american posters going to set foot in Stockton and find the thief?
>>64389996
are they as obsessed with jews as pol is?
>>64390026
i dont know about same coaches but they definitely arent at the same camp
joanna is muy thai champ trained under MR PERFECT, of course she's gonna be better
>>64390027
>Rogan loves the sound of his own voice, especially when he thinks he's right which is almost never.
best description of Rogan I've ever seen
A few years back he'd at least pretend to be open minded or defer to someone else when he's ignorant on the topic. Now he'll Google something and 2 seconds into reading the first result act like an expert
>>64390032
Fuck no. I'm staying in my cozy home far away from Stockton, thank you very much.
>>64390037
how obsessed with jews are /pol/ exactly?
>>64390032
Why do foreigners care so much about us?
>>64390032
no this blood clot isn't getting better
>>64390081
You're a big guy
>>64389978
You dont get to talk shit about anyones look just because memegregor won a couple of fights ireland.
Is Nick Diaz the GOAT?
>>64390108
DC is winning
>>64390077
*teleports behind you*
Anyone got any /top/ Tony Ferguson webms?
what went wrong?
>>64390127
>JBJ is going to lose to a 37 year old fat manlet with no knees that he has already clearly beaten
Ok
>>64390135
GOD TIER NICKNAMES GENERAL
>>64390108
top kek at the filename
>>64390144
became white apparently
>>64390077
Kavanagh's influence, I see
>>64390006
What an absolute qt
>>64390164
mods
canada is missing a leaf
>>64390155
the outlaw checking in
>>64390077
Absolute madman.
>>64390077
mcgregor is fucking crazy lmao
>>64390180
>fighting in a skirt
>hitting pregnant women
dude is the next bruce jenner brehs
>>64390075
very? fairly? idk im not a regular, it seemed like they were when i visited a while ago. just checked now and it seems to have died down a bit but there's still a lot of 'juuz are trying to genocide whites' going around. im asking if that kind of thing is prevalent in alt right.
>>64390192
meant for >>64390153
just samefagged myself
>>64390205
>>hitting pregnant women
gotta admit i thought that was a dig at DC at first
Where's the shoulders?
Dude looks weird with his huge head and the most narrow shoulders in the world.
>>64389595
Mind your own business welfare collector.
>>64390206
so you are a jew?
or are you saying whites are not becoming minorities in traditionally white countries?
I don't get it breh
>>64390108
>>64390161
>>64390180
>>64389608
I want to see genuine Muay Boran fighters in the ring. Style is pretty close to MMA.
>you are the fucking scum of the earth
>you are a terrible human being
>>64390218
same, didn't realize it till this post
>>64390226
he's got bitch shoulders
>>64390196
Hahahaha based Big John
MCGREGOR/BIG JOHN UFC 200
BOOK IT
>>64390218
keked
>>64390077
>Chael Sonnenesque is Conor McGregor in his banter
>>64389502
An alpha male can't politely put his hoodie down and go on his way with his slurpee?
>>64390244
>>64390032
>a bike got stolen in Stockton
Stop the presses
>>64390273
Should I watch Jones/Cormier?
>>64390242
lmao can you answer a straight question? whites definitely are becoming minorities in their own countries and i think it's a damn shame. can you answer the question now please? and no im not jewish
>>64390270
>true alpha in hoodi passing through
>>64390281
At some point before they fight again you should, but it isn't amazing
>>64390275
apparently it was worth 10k
>>64390306
>Diaz revenge rampage when?
YOU TOOK MY BIKE MOTHERFUCKER 209 WHAT *SLAP*
THIS IS NOW A JON JONES THREAD
>>64390247
How hard would it be to organize an event where we have 2 to 3 contestants representing each fighting style and have them beat each other up?
>>64390323
powerlifting bones is gonna be an absolute MUNSTER to behold
>>64390323
>>64390338
>JON JONES YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR MOTHER FUCKER
>>64390226
dude has the biggest head and narrowest shoulders i've ever seen combined
>>64390345
canada you try to be sweden but you can't, not even with trudeau
>tfw canada can't even be the most cucked nation on earth
lel
>>64390392
must be why his MEWVMENT is so effective
turns his shoulder to create an angle and there's nothing to hit
>this swede
>>64390226
He also doesn't have an ass. His legs go straight into his back.
>>64390345
>>64389893
That song almost makes what Roegan is saying on air acceptable. He could have just pulled him to the side and broke it down for Schaub in private.
>>64390151
>clearly beaten
Cormier won 2 rounds of that fight. I love how Jones dick lickers think that he lost that fight definitively and that it was a complete domination.
https://youtu.be/ioJgyWDhrr4
>>64390344
ahaha and you're the guy pimping alt right and saying it's pol minus the bullshit. i never said anything about jews at all. it's too bad, we need rightists who aren't literal retards.
>>64390370
he might come back slower and stiffer though and with worse cardio. i think it might be a bad move especially since his first fight back is going to be cormier (a grinder) who he sonned without all the extra muscle.
>>64390345
>o-okay I'll let you push me back
>you-you wish this hand wasn't h-here
>>64390462
>tfw you will never see Robin actually break down on camera
>>64390452
>Cormier won two rounds
>he didn't definitively lose
Loving every laugh
Also, I did say he was dominated. I said he clearly lost, which he did. Also, he only won one round.
>>64390462
aw yiss
anyone got that Jojo webm from this fight? I thought I had it but I don't
>tfw i can't let anyone get close
>>64390437
hessi get out
>>64390452
Jones toyed with a guy who to that point was undefeated ragdolling and beating the fuck out of everyone
and he had ... minimal success against Bones.
DC will be 37 (THIRTY SEVEN) when he fights Jon again
>>64390504
>those rashad and jones ass beatings
>>64390452
>>64390504
I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE
>>64390532
that rashad fight looked like i was in there fighting him
>>64390000
>Anal quads checked
>>64390502
wow I love her skirt
Jon won a minimum of 4 rounds and got out stuck by 2 (TWO) but still landed more that round
>>64390548
>>64390481
>the state of the heavyweight division
can't wait for Jones to go up to HW and force that shitshow of a division to actually get in shape
>>64390462
that parry by mcgoobs is a thing of beauty
Why the fuck is Kharitonov trying to make a resurgance? He needs to retire godammit.
>>64390548
you dishespect brasil??
How does one acquire a fight fan girlfriend?
>pic related
Is me
>>64390636
I don't have a problem with the Brazilian guys, I only have a problem with you.
>>64390612
Reminder that if you bring your tinfoil shit into threads that have nothing to do with it you are LITERALLY an autistic freshcunt/newcunt straight off the boat from stormfront.
>>64390648
>most of the manlet fighters have childrens bodies
ftfy
>>64390680
>reminder that if you mention tinfoil or stormfront you have no argument
also being oz doesn't help
>>64390647
Brand your hotdog.
>>64390714
RELAX
This is a chinese sports board.
>>64390704
>cormier flexing back
wall to wall beef(pic related)
>>64390714
Stop shitting up the thread.
>>64390732
Lenny wouldn't hVe a bad upper body if he would just finally give birth.
>>64390704
Jones looks like he was already in pretty good shape here.
>>64390731
His infant child is already like 1/3rd the size of him
>>64390736
thats what happens when your monarchs are actually french
>>64389474
Everything makes sense now
>>64390736
inventor of white gult
>usa
inventor of cuckery
>usa
60% white population
>usa
it is true we are being cucked the hardest though
>thanks america
>mfw white guilt didn't exist until jews invented it
all non-whites outside of america knows this, that is the funny part.
>>64390771
You sound jelly imo
>>64389474
>you will never be this alpha
just heem my shit up
>>64390226
holy shit
How many hues will McGroober heem before he retires?
>>64390756
but what if you have the upper body but not the lower body is it eazier to build the lowerd body if you have the lower body but not the upper body
though?
>>64390771
That post always scares the shit out of me.
>>64390818
All of them
P1: https://youtu.be/ioJgyWDhrr4
P2&3: https://youtu.be/7VfzUo1g1bM
>>64390818
was half expecting for him to light his beard desu
>>64390797
nice try MM
your wife is pretty QT but nah i dont want to be a 5ft brainiac lookin least watched ufc champion who streams on twitch to supplement my income
>>64390736
Don't feel bad for them, they want this, they've been like this since the 70s. Forget about em.
>>64390818
all of them
>>64390771
This doesn't make tall guys rage too? It's pure misandry! And it's accepted!
>>64390833
Oops
P1:https://youtu.be/S_sI3umyJVo
>>64390853
hello friend
>>64390853
fuck.this.gay.earth.
so triggered right now
Good luck cheick
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/cheick-kongo-meets-unbeaten-augusto-sakai-at-bellator-150-in-kansas
>>64390853
Not fun tbqh
>>64390866
no cuz manlets are the ultimate snakes
>>64390853
>the black is the most normal one
lol
>>64390345
>wwwhyy I outta!
>>64390853
What in the fuck.
>>64390947
can I immigrate stoichkov?
>>64390966
>yfw this will be the average serb in 10 years
kekk
sweden really is the guineapig, fml
>>64390949
lol
>>64390853
Is this common for Swedish programming, or just a carefully selected webm to make them look bad? Genuinely curious
>>64390976
No, our blacks are shit
>>64391005
(you) live in a white country
fucken kek
What a shit thread
>>64391025
fuck off bulgaria
will not share our glorious multiculturalism now
Holy crap shut up. If your race actually mattered to you, you'd be out on the streets doing something about it rather than shitting up a martial arts discussion forum.
>this shitposting Swede
sorry you had to see this
>>64390990
What, like Bork? The average serb looks more like Oleksiy Oliynyk.
![1450709514559[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/un1z6ei.jpg "1450709514559[1].jpg")
>>64390304
Just watched it, it was a pretty close fight the first 3 rounds.
I honestly think in a rematch DC could take it. He just got completely gassed and exhausted by the 4th and couldn't really do much. He should be better prepared for going five rounds come the rematch and considering Jones has been out of action for some time, he could be the one that's exhausted this time round, especially considering how much muscle he's putting on.
>>64391007
Cherry picked examples, there were more kids who were "normal" so to speak.
Getting this back to /heem/ instead of /pol/, what do you guys think Overeem will be doing now? That was his last fight in the UFC, with a fucking enormous payday of 542k. Could Bellator or some other organization even come close to paying him that much?
back to the /heem/ talk
>>64391052
>get out
>>64390714
>le you have no argument
>le discuss dis wit me in a srs matter in this /heem/ thread
Are you LITERALLY an UNIRONICALLY looking to argue politics in a SPORTS general? Are you L I T E R A L L Y that autistic?
>>64391067
>this cucked swede
hessi sluta
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OaesNVN.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Mustafaev thread
>>64391067
>1
>2
>7
>>64391082
Gtfo autist.
>>64391078
why couldn't aldo keep it nice and flowy?
why wasn't his work beautiful?
why weren't his sisters there to say "he's STILL my disfigured brother"
>>64391078
>so fast the camera cant see it
>>64390853
>sweedcucks
Heh, so you think you're a real fight fan, huh? Go ahead then, name 5 (five) UFC fighters
>>64391107
>having the highest concentration of autists in the world
>calls others autists
lel
>>64391125
Georges Paris St Germain
Carlos Conduit
Diego Diaz
Silva Silva
Ronda Lousy
>>64391086
yes
>>64391125
Rhonda Rousey
CM Punk
Brock Lesnar
Ken Shamrock
Fedora
>>64391102
Future LW champion
The Dagestani Dos Anjos
Nurmagomedov N(M)erker
>>64391104
Vad ska man göra mannen
>>64391133
stop shitposting
hey /heem/ do you commemorate this phony pagan tree worshiping holiday?
>>64391125
Joanna
Claudia
Carla
Rose
Tecia
long arms are so aesthetic. trex arm fighters pls go
>>64391133
please go to /pol/ with your shitposting
>yfw I have slided this thread singlehandedly
thinking about continuing
>>64391168
vote for S igen breh
>>64391169
>>64391169
yes i've got my palm trees and columns lit up outside and a 10 foot christmas tree (inb4 10 foot is poorfag tier)
>>64391052
Thread have been a solid 3/10 since Saturday, as is expected.
There is always an identity crisis after a big run of events as the casuals get assimilated into the /heem/ collective.
>>64391125
Sage Northcutt
Sage Northcutt
Sage Northcutt
Sage Northcutt
Sage Northcutt
>>64391193
get with the times, only leftists on /pol/ now
also can you please disable trinity and be done with?
>>64391169
>not following the glorious Julian calendar for your pagan revelry
Heretic.
>You fight like an older man, lacking flow and beautiful work. Strong, but not technical. Fast, but not precise.
>>64391212
>no ireland
good picture
I've been inspired by Sage. I've stopped drinking, and stopped masturbating. How about you, /heem/?
>>64391234
Are there any Wiccan UFC fighters?
who is your favourite fighter lads? Retired or not doesnt matter
>>64391125
CM Punk
Brock Lesnar
Ric Flair
Bones Jones
The Undertaker
post yfw you will NEVER be Swedish
>>64391265
I've been inspired by Nate Diaz and started smoking and masturbating more.
>>64391268
conor
>>64391169
>>64391195
>>64391212
>>64391266
i love the idea of wicca, i wish i was stupid gullible enough to believe in it
>>64391212
Shut up kid, you literally joined 3 weeks ago.
>>64391266
I assume (hope) not.
>>64391074
People pretend that Jon fucked Cormier's shit up in that fight, I don't get it.
Jones fans seem like nasty people.
>>64391268
conor
Main Card (FOX)
Rafael dos Anjos ($300,000 + no win bonus = $300,000) def. Donald Cerrone ($79,000)
Alistair Overeem ($342,857 + $200,000 = $542,857) def. Junior dos Santos ($400,000)
Nate Diaz ($20,000 + $20,000 = $40,000) def. Michael Johnson ($30,000)
Karolina Kowalkiewicz ($13,000 + $13,000 = $26,000) def. Randa Markos ($12,000)
Preliminary Card (FOX Sports 1)
Charles Oliveira ($29,600* + $37,000 = $66,600) def. Myles Jury ($30,000)
Nate Marquardt ($49,000 + $49,000 = $98,000) def. C.B. Dollaway ($40,000)
Valentina Shevchenko ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Sarah Kaufman ($22,000)
Tamdan McCrory ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Josh Samman ($10,000)
Nik Lentz ($35,000 + $35,000 = $70,000) def. Danny Castillo ($39,000)
Cole Miller ($33,000) vs. Jim Alers ($10,000) ruled a no contest
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Kamaru Usman ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Leon Edwards ($15,000)
Vicente Luque ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Hayder Hassan ($10,000)
Francis Ngannou ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Luiz Henrique ($10,000)
*Forfeited 20-percent of show purse for missing weight
>>64391195
good quality post
>>64391306
Why not it's an actual English religion
>>64391268
Rory
>>64391270
>>64391318
maybe she should practice fighting
Friendly heeminder you have the same MMA record as a fighter signed with the UFC
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/cm-punk?id=
>>64391330
Econoreem!
>>64391341
>>64391125
memegregor
hoser aldo
joanna the qtest
honda arouse me
alibaba overmeme
>>64391341
her dancing doesn't look good for someone who has been doing it her entire life
>>64391330
>Alistair Overeem ($342,857 + $200,000 = $542,857)
Just want to point out that Overeem, or whoever his manager is, is a fucking genius.
He came into the UFC when his stock was at an all time high, was getting 250k per fight despite losing like 3 in a row and Dana threatening to kick him out.
Then he goes on a tear just long enough to ride it out to the end of this contract so he can get another fat one win or lose
>>64391330
Why are Alistair and JDS making six figs a fight?
>>64391330
no wonder all these dudes want the conor fight
>>64391330
>Nate only made $40k for putting on one of the most entertaining fights of the year
jesus christ
>>64391330
why are the hw getting paid more than the main event?
>>64391382
well nate is an idiot who signed an EIGHT fight contract before fighting benson because he and his manager thought he'd win and then renegotiate as champ
woops
