News:
google.com
WWE is better than this fake crap
Thanks Jon
heem supporting a bad OP because fuck the autists
can someone add weedman and gus to this pic
/heem/ where are you?
>>64381294
Waiting for 195 embedded to start
post rose namajunas webms
>>64381303
>>64381236
why is he kissing the ref
>yfw you realise to year will ever top 2015 for mma
Is women's strawweight your favorite division too?
>>64381337
2016
>return of JBJ, GSP, Silva, and Nick Diaz
>the McGregor Era
>the rise of Sage
>MMA in NY
>UFC 200
>The end of TAM and Blackzilians
It's going to be a great year.
Have you got your black belt in karate yet, /sp/?
>>64381386
>karate
What a basic bitch
I grow bard of dis tread. Powst some Joe Rogan.
>>64381386
i wouldnt fall for any of this faggots feints
>>64381391
Anonymous 12/21/15(Mon)10:25:05 No.64381417 ▶
Will the UFC ever let McGregor actually become a copromoter like he says is his goal?
They wouldn't let Fedor do that back in his prime for one fight with Couture and that would have been gigantic at the time.
Have things changed enough that Conor will be able to pull it off?
>>64381365
>>64381350
>>64381332
Thank you. You're everything that is right with /heem/.
>>64381420
If I'm a sucker, then why don't you treat me like a sucker?
>>64381417
why did you delete this post
>>64381428
I only wish I had more. Maybe it's time to learn how to make webms
>>64381433
Cause I accidentally left Fedors name out of it, I reposted it here
>>64381425
>>64381215
I made that in 10 minutes using mspaint, now it's time for you to make your own heem OC
>>64381432
make me your bitch
>>64381432
You soft dude, you soft.
>>64381332
>>64381350
>>64381365
good posts
>>64381477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLPE5eQ3q6k
>>64381386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P90qyZ1R95U
>>64381350
>tfw you will never hype up your girlfriend to heem other bitches
>>64381494
I'll roundhouse kick you into the Viking Age, son.
>>64381510
Is that a bad thing?
>>64381487
that's a nice takedown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQSHe74I7-k
>>64381531
He'll get permaheemed by a berserker for talking like a poof
>>64381531
Considering you're a little beta bitch, you probably would not fare well when I rape your family and take everything you own while you watch helplessly from a corner.
![cung-le-face-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QI1CrFX.jpg "cung-le-face-2[1].jpg")
daily reminder that this is just a taste of what bisping will do to rockhold if he doesn't keep ducking him with romero or belfort
>>64381565
luke rockho already beat bisping
>>64381477
oh god damn
my dick
my existence will eventually pass out and never wake up again because I want to do fuck these bitches so bad
>>64381510
>>64381531
>>64381557
>>64381563
>the southerners are making a scene again
I could literally reach all of u in my longboat and heem you today if I wanted.
![Angle-Rampage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nOez04w.jpg "Angle-Rampage[1].jpg")
Who are fighters you find physically intimidating?
Rampage is one for me. Even though I know he is a nice guy deep down when he gets mad he is one scary guy. He's like the hardest G in the ghetto
Hey pussy, are you still here?
>>64381610
nico and vinz pls
>>64381620
He wasn't so tough when Wandy rekt him twice
>>64381620
Ubereem was probably the only one who really shocked me, but deep down I knew that I could D'arce choke the faggot in seconds
>he literally wasn't even trying
>>64381640
his hairline fucking starts at the top of his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm8BOEtpZsg
spicy amateur HW banger
Devon Patel to UFC when?
>>64381620
Rumble would scare me if I didn't know I could just take him down and choke him out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoo5jwlT7xE
Find me a better MMA Highlight/Montage than this.
>>64381640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Fr_IXOi3A
>>64381659
fuck you.
Don't tell me what to do again.
>>64381565
Cunt Le got so butthurt after this lawsuit he filed an anti -trust lawsuit to get him out of his ufc contract so he can fight cans in asia
>>64381640
Would you trade your hairline for a giga nigga physique?
I honestly don't think I would.
>>64381656
Shut the fuck up Patel
>>64381682
>implying he is a giga niga
that picture is the best picture he couldve taken, he still looks skinny
>>64381682
That's what faggots in the gym ask themselves every day. Most stick the pointy end in their ass
Which ufc fighter is undoubtedly a weeaboo heem?
>>64381689
rude
i will delete your hardware
>>64381702
ruthless
>>64381693
le weight lifting dutch man
he still has to cut to 205
>>64381672
Hey pussy are you still there?
>>64381702
Barnett is the biggest weeb of them all
>>64381702
Steven Seagal
>>64381706
I will Perma-heem you son.
>>64381727
good luck getting past my rubber guard
What does it feel like to get heemed? Do you feel the effects for the next few days or are you fine after you've woken up?
>>64381723
I'm here, Jon
>>64381656
>white bois cant even beat street shitters these days
whites are finished
>>64381721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1QXVnFivs0
watch this vid and tell me he isnt skinny
>>64381734
I'll put the Shaub shutdown on your ass.
Wrestlers > jitz fags every time.
>>64381721
Heavyweight is so awful I don't even want to see Jon fighting there right now.
>>64381720
>JonJonesattendsDanielCormiersfuneralaftergettinghistitleback.jpg
>>64381746
Schaub is a jiu jitsu legend though
>>64381747
imagine the sex they had that night
>>64381745
Alright Struve you aren't convincing anyone that you are hench
>>64381752
kek
>>64381745
he has to cut to 205 pounds
he does a tremendous amount of cardio
>>64381758
He made cyborg his bitch for sure.
>>64381747
>a girl will never look at you with that look in her eyes
Someone just rear naked choke me senpai
>>64381623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwhgh77qRnQ
Daily reminder
FUCK ISIS
>>64381789
forgot the vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3jMcwOGBI
>>64381763
fuck you goof
Dana's next
>>64381789
>>64381798
god americans are dumb
>>64381789
>>64381798
That boy wouldn't last two minutes in a gladiator fight with the #1 ranked Executioner Jihadi John
>>64381789
>>64381789
Girls like that just need some good dick and they will chill out.
It's true like 99% of the time.
>>64381812
Big John would permaheem that little pikey
I wont say my name but I will tell you I am a ranked 205r in the UFC and you would not believe how happy people were in my division that Schaub retired. He's a stylistic nightmare for the majority of guys and a lot of these pussies didn't want to try to figure him out lol anyway there are some rumors that he has started training again and people are getting nervous. I want to fight him though he's a tough fight for anyone but I like to try figuring out great fighters like that
>>64381812
>13 seconds
>>64381812
>>64381812
>UFC 200
>Dana vs Conor for the Undisputed title as PRESIDENT OF THE UFC
Blackzilians closing cuz of Reebok
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3xpoys/video_breaking_news_blackzilians_mma_camp/
can't believe this reddit news hasn't hit heem yet
>>64381854
You're not getting Big Brown for 10k, Dana.
I'm new to UFC, can someone give me a TL;DR about GSP and his legacy now that he's retired? Was he really the GOAT?
>>64381899
>>64381899
who knows. i've been watching ever since UFC 166, but i'm not watching his fights they're all decisions
>>64381907
>the entire zuffa roster literally begging for a connor payday
what a fucking pathetic sport this has become
>>64381907
>dana makes frankie fight max
>>64381891
>Drug testing stepped up
>Blackzilians close
>>64381907
Brought to you by TextOnPhoto (TM)
Seriously who the fuck is doing your marketing Frankie, this is pathetic
>>64381920
>begging
>implying he isn't the obvious #1 contender who deserves a title shot
If McGoober doesn't want to test himself with Fronkie's wrestling, just vacate the belt m8. I think it's a very interesting fight style wise
>>64381891
Damn, I thought they would hold together a few more months
>>64381377
McGregor is the favourite against RDA
McGregor (1.65) vs RDA (2.25)
>>64381972
This pleases me.
>>64381953
Out of all the potential fights McGoob could make the Frankie one probably generates the least interest among casual fans who put the PPV numbers over a milly
Even a nonsensical matchup like Diaz would sell better.
>>64381972
It's basically a pick-em when you account for the juice.
>>64381907
>not picking the easiest fight and making millions of dollars in career that can end at any time and where being even #2 is shit
after conquering lightweight, will mcgregor go to welterweight or middleweight?or will he go down to flyweight?
Are there any match-ups below MW where the bookies wouldn't have Mcgregor as the favorite?
>>64382009
what website is that senpai?
i just look at https://www.bestfightodds.com/
>>64382028
direct from 5dimes, which is weird because it doesn't matchup with what they have listed for 5dimes on that site
lines might jump around a lot though because at this point only true degens are betting on a fight that's not even scheduled not knowing the location. stupid way to tie up your money till the end of 2016
>congratulations Conor, you get to be behind Ronda on the cover who got KTFO and isn't even a champ anymore
>...tank you Joe :-/
>>64382022
Are there any match-ups where they shouldn't?
When will the pajama meme end?
>>64382108
WHEN DOS ANJOS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
>>64382108
Luke Rockhold trains in the gi three times a week minimum.
He also knocked Weidman, who doesn't, the fuck out.
Coincidence?
>>64382108
0 (ZERO) combined UFC submissions
>>64382121
Shut up dummy
>>64381812
Most will probably see lots of Nazi's.
I see a bunch of unprepared victims less deadly than myself. With one swift spin kick and a German acid house suplex I'd disarm Nazi Germany single handedly. With my left foot post in my left shoe and the right steady as a rock in it's correctly tied shoe, straight wrists and thrusting hips, Big Adolf would be face down like a savage as I quickly escape on my death star! Two or three quick cups of shut the fuck up and I'm making more irrelevant stories for my Facebook fans.
-Conor "cool story" McGregor
Why don't fighters instead of taking steroids just drink some gatorade?
where does paige vanzant go from here?
>>64381984
Just vacate the belt if he doesn't want to defend it.
I think all champs in the past at least had one title defense before they moved up for fun fights.
>>64382187
she can fight England's own Aisling "Ais The Bash" Daly
>>64382187
Straight into the irrelevance of the division like was always her destiny
>>64382187
>you now realize how shit felice herrig is
>>64381236
/r/ing the Pat Barry version
>>64382252
No, its not worth it, and there is no fixing them. Just use her like a fleshlight she'll actually be more loyal and obedient to you than if you tried to 'fix' her or treat her nice.
Trust me abused women are straight up broken. Dont waste your time trying to be her knight in shining armor.
>>64381747
Such true love ;_;
>>64382252
Not worth m8, you'll end up spending more time with her emotional upkeep than you will actually focusing on the relationship. Just stresses you out and gives you extra responsibilities in relationship when it's far from worth it
>>64382252
Aren't damaged girls more loyal since they're afraid of screwing relationships because they think everything is their fault?
>>64381236
why the fuck did he give the ref a kiss, a sensual one at that
>>64382252
gf having scum
>>64382303
He was trolling him
>>64382252
does she shit on your chest?
>>64382252
>thinking you can change a person in a span of weeks
lmao you need an entire lifetime and even then she probally wont change
>>64381798
B A S E D
>>64381812
Big John is scared of Conor. He's ducking the McGregor fight by being a ref
>>64381907
>PLEASE FIGHT ME MR. MCGREGOR SIR, I NEED TO PAY MY BILLS
>>64382252
Never, you can't fix people like that
>>64382312
no, neither of us is into scat even though we're both german. she said she wants to fuck my left nipple (kinda weird tbqh). she doesn't want anal.the thing is it all happened at around age 1-4 and soon after her dad died. she doesn't have any memory of the abuse but it still shows in her behaviour today. fucked up shit
>>64382276
>>64382286
thx lads
2011 LeBron vs McGregor
Who do you got, /heem/?
>>64382386
Just use her to act out your kinkiest fantasies.
>>64382386
>she doesn't have any memory of the abuse
how does she know it happened
>>64382394
Does lebron have dwane wade and chris bosh in his corner?
>>64382386
get a dog bro
Looks like UFC in Fox did decent numbers:
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/20/10630000/ufc-on-fox-17-earns-2-28-million-viewers-in-overnight-ratings
>>64382493
REAL SHIT
What did he mean by this?
>>64382252
This is the second time I've seen someone mention Rose being abused.
Was she really abused? By whom?
>>64382539
he's calling out big john mccarthy
>>64382394
precision and timing beats power and speed bruh
>>64382563
I forget by whom, but yeah she was. She talked about it on TUF.
>>64382571
Why would you mention that on TUF?
>>64382581
She's gone to get some fans
>>64382581
It's what you do you share your life story and shit i forgot what Mangana was but it was bad
>>64382581
Why would you be a big enough good to not watch TUF? She says why she says it.
>>64382213
nah we don't want her
shes a bum
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64382631
trying too hard
>>64382631
When did Christmas break start?
>>64382631
I always enjoy pasta
>>64382631
>rhonda
dropped.
>>64382641
holy shit that pic cant be real
https://youtu.be/06sdWhRkfgo
>>64382738
he looks like a muscular jesus
what does vaginas feels like?
>>64382731
goof
Has Schaub released a statement yet?
https://youtu.be/nmqAjr0xs04
>>64382143
p4p best grammar
No more motivation ... then my family
>>64381812
"keep it nice and comfy, jose, nice and comfy"
>tfw no trap gf
Does someone want to buy me FightPass for Christmas?
>>64382738
The Barncat is for real
>>64382581
i still kek at the raquel pennington thing from TUF
>cut to 'confessional' interview
>"So I'm like ... gay or whatever"
>literally the mma hour: McGregor edition
https://youtu.be/M-YdaHr3Qf8
>>64382631
>he thinks Tom Lawlor isnt a meme faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1pngRELNpA
enough joe rogan for you?
>>64381349
It was until Randa lost. Now I have nothing but contempt for that meme division.
>>64381747
This is too much for me
124,000 people watched @TheNotoriousMMA fight at UFC194 live on BT Sport. Think that's the highest viewing figures BT have had for UFC.
>>64382742
>>64382738
>aggression
>violence
>>64381777
Dude, she looks at him like that because she was molested and abused. That's why she's with Pat's old ass to begin with.
>>64382891
It's not a girl if it has a dick you confused Spaniard
>>64381812
I wonder what chemicals conor was under the influence of when he wrote that.
>>64381777
Just find one that was diddled. Shouldnt be hard as it sadly happens to 1 in 4 little girls
>>64382974
He crushed all the red panties down into a fine powder and snorted it.
brehs
>>64382956
Didn't Pat start seeing her when she was 17-18 basically?
He's a full on predator. Plus Rose looks like a 13 year old boy so, whatever floats your boat HD
>>64381798
>>64381789
that was beautiful
Bitch running her mouth about feminism, no one gives a shit, dude interrupts, yells some stupid american shit, crowd cheers, that's how you shut down a feminist
>>64382944
124,000 is pretty shit desu when you think about it
>>64382989
What do they even do at these shows?
All I imagine is it's two hours of:
>[insert fighter] is a motherfucker
>[insert fighter] is a MOTHER fucker
>>64381891
Why didn't you link to the actual source? I bet youre one of the faggots that commented on that reddit post. Probably one of the losers whining about reebok and making dumb comparisons to nascar.
What a pathetic community. I dont know what I'd do without /heem/
>>64382970
if she doesnt touch her penis while you fuck her in the ass it's a girl
>>64381828
Same applies to you
>>64383006
>live podcasts are a thing now
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with people these days
I'm looking up events for NYE and half of them are just some podcast faggots doing live recordings at comedy clubs.
>>64381907
>get a dog
I've never heard/read this expression. I've always heard "if youre scared, go to church."
>>64382636
>implying
>>64382639
>I can't argue so I resort to insults man
>>64382725
>using meme spelling
>>64382928
>he didn't see based filthy btfo of villante
>tom lawlor is top 15
>meme
Haha
>>64382075
I very much doubt that's the final cover art.
>>64381972
HAHAHHA I WILL LITERALLY BET EVERYTHING I HAVE ON MY ACC ON RDA RIGHT NOW
>>64383036
>"if youre scared, go to church."
rather be ya n.i.g.g.a
>>64382814
I was pretending bro
>>64383036
Yea what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Is UFC 195 going to be a night of spicy bangers?
>>64382144
lel wel done, aaron. I liked the ending.
>>64383057
goof
>>64383057
just like you bet everything on mendes and aldo? lmao you goof when will you learn
>>64382999
at 5/6am? Apply yourself you prick.
>>64383079
Isn't co or one of England's biggest stars though?
>>64383073
>>64383076
you're lucky my bookie doesnt have the line yet, if rda is -180 or better im betting everything i have on him
>>64382539
The ultimate /heemster/ threat on instagram.
>>64383063
Conor + dog vs Frankie is the only way that fight sells >900k
>>64383084
Ireland won't even recognize him or the sport
>>64383099
Is this why Conor made that post about fighting off two attackers at once? Does he want Edgar and a dog at the same time?
>>64383084
People are aware of him, but not to the extent where you would stay up or purposefully set an alarm to get up to watch him fight. He get's recognition from people sharing clips of him on facebook, that's about the extent of it.
>>64382821
Ok now I get the memes that were on my fb feed earlier. I like how miss usa is like "lol this dumb nigger fucked up, you won."
>>64383087
Even if you think RDA will win, betting the house on a wild striker against a knockout artist is a goof move
>>64383087
I remember you posting your bet on mendes and aldo
you should join the team
>>64382921
Oh man I thought "oh mma hour is live, ill tune in"
>best of conor mcgregor
Fuck that.
>>64383130
Or just not bet like a retard. You don't have to like Conor to appreciate his skill.
>>64382944
>124k people
lol there were probably more than that in the city of los angeles alone. I didnt realize UFC was so dead in the UK.
RDA's win against Cowboy isn't even that impressive.
Cerrone finally gets his title shot, has Jackson/Wink in his corner, still gets heem'd by the same fucking kick every southpaw does to him.
>>64383170
Seriously what the fuck, Cowboy like didn't even try
>>64382989
Don't live in LA? Some "tour"
>>64382991
I agree 100%. She needs to leave that bum. He's no good for her. Remember he proposed to her like two days before she fought? Like "man I bet ring this bitch before she wins and starts getting fame and success and realizes she can do way better than my pathetic ass"
>>64383047
>he didnt see based Conor btfo of Aldo and Chad
>thinks they were flukey wins since he doesnt like the GOAT
>meme
Haha
>>64383163
They have about a sixth of the population of the US
So relative to America it's actually a decent amount
>>64383163
MMA is only big in Brazil and USA...
>>64383245
And glorious Nippon
>>64383184
>>64383170
He's may be a level beneath Dos Anjos but Cerrone also is jittery
He gets too nervous before nights, he needs to start puking before fights or some shit like Bill Russell did
>>64383259
shits dead in Japan. Boxing is way bigger
Saw this pic on leddit with the title "Brittney Palmer appears to have metamorphosized to her next ring card girl phase", but I dont understand what I'm supposer to be seeing. Did her tits get bigger?
which fighter's death would bring you the most satisfaction?
>>64382144
nice
People I'd rather see fight Conor before Frankie
Pettis
Diaz
Big John McCarthy
...
...
Aldo
...
...
...
Full Camp Chad
...
...
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Frankie
>>64383293
It feels good to have never been on that website.
>>64383302
I want to see Conor vs Jon Jones
>>64383293
You don't get to say leddit if you're a redditor yourself
>>64383302
Conor and Gunnar vs Nate and Nick in a double threat match
Donald's grandma:
>He's still my grandson!
>>64383302
Yeah fuck the Frankie fight, no one wants to see that shit.
>>64383293
Her fake breasts look painful. Like an alien is going to pop out of her chest. She's only 27 imagine how plastic she'll look at 37.
>>64383330
I do
>>64383293
i think her tits are bigger, and her lips looks bigger too.
but please, lets not discuss this any further.
>>64383332
That bitch is only twenty fucking seven years old?
LOL
she has literally DESTROYED herself
>>64383330
I'm not paying for that fight.
>protip: I haven't paid for a single fight in about 2 decades
>>64383330
I actually thought Chad was getting the better of the exchanges before he got KO'D.
>>64383353
27 is old as fuck bruh
>>64383293
She's gone too far. It's unattractive at this point. I would still fugg though
>>64383293
>you used to look your age, now you don't even look your species
>>64383332
>>64383353
How many people need to destroy their face with fucking botox lips before they realize it looks like garbage
