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December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 16 - Invicta FC 15: Cyborg vs some can
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillasnek v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Sea Level Cain
>Heem Awards
>Fight of the Year
>Knockout of the Year
>Submission of the Year
>Comeback of the Year
>Upset of the Year
>Coach of the Year
>Gym of the Year
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
>Meme Fighter of the Year
we throwing spinning shit now?
WHERE YOU AT CONOR
DON'T BE SCARED HOMIE
Rick Story has so many losses he shouldn't have
>>64393266
Jones isn't really all that jacked right now. He took that one picture in perfect lighting with a pump on, and people think he's going to be muscle bound and slow. If you look at him on video, he looks the same as he ever did, just a little bit more defined.
His cageweight for DC was 228, and he weighs 226 or something right now, so it shouldn't be a factor. Jones is surrounded by professionals who know what they're doing, I'm sure he'll be doing less strength work as the fight gets nearer.
WHERE DIS CONNO FUCKEN MCGREGA MOTHEFUCKER AT
>>64393267
>>Coach of the Year
Ido Portal ez
Rocket just launched and landed in Florida. SONIC BOOM
>>64393386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5bTbVbe4e4
>>64393386
>>64393405
Conor McGregor would heem that rocket no questions asked.
Do I make you nervous?
>>64393405
meanwhile in africa...
>>64393455
Fingers crissy crossed for a big rambling response from McGregor.
>>64393405
What's so amazing about these satellites? Where are they being sent to?
>>64393455
ill change your bum life in more ways than one you fucking new jersey trash
prepare for the chin removal at 200
>>64393367
Even tho I'm partial to "american ninja" banter lately, i think it has to be, without the shadow of a doubt: "Beautiful work, champ".
The only thing that comes close is "nice and flowy" and it just pales in comaprison.
>>64393477
They're looking for Gray Maynard's chin
>>64393477
Everything is amazing about them. This in particular because they just landed a fucking reusable rocket.
>meme fighter of the year
McGregor by a landslide
>Fight of the Year
JUST BLEED
>Gym of the year
Jackson's-Winkeljohn's Mixed Martial Arts
>Coach of the Year
Greg Jackson
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
RDA
>Upset of the Year
Holm
>>64393267
>X of the Year
STOCKON MUDDERFUCKER
>>64393534
I could literally care less.
>>64393565
That doesn't give much of a indication of how much you actually care
>>64393267
>Fight of the Year
Robbie Lawler vs. Rory MacDonald II
>Knockout of the Year
Thomas Almeida flying knee
>Submission of the Year
>Comeback of the Year
>Upset of the Year
Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm
>Coach of the Year
John Kavanagh
>Gym of the Year
Jackson-Wink
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
Sage maybe?
>Meme Fighter of the Year
McGregor
>>64393455
pls respond
>>64393544
>Greg Jackson
>not Rafael Cordeiro who has two freshly crowned champions
/Heem/ where were you when Ronda was kill?
>>64393651
>not Ido Portal
...Anonymous
/heem/ all the real fights are(...)
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December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 16 - Invicta FC 15: Cyborg vs some can
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillasnek v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Sea Level Cain
>Heem Awards
>Fight of the Year
Nate v Johnson
>Knockout of the Year
Hall
>Submission of the Year
Rousey Cat
>Comeback of the Year
Fedor
>Upset of the Year
Sage v. Fist
>Coach of the Year
Richard Perez
>Gym of the Year
Caesar Gracie JiuJitsu
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
Paige Van Shit
>Meme Fighter of the Year
>>64393665
The pub
>>64393693
Man fuck that oops I copied the whole motherfucker fuck this shit oops my bad
>>64393651
True, but success all round Greg has more. Holm, Condit fighting for the title, Jones, Reem's career resurgence, Cerrone who just challenged for the belt, Arlovski's career resurgence ect.
>>64393367
>literally only from the last two ppvs
>>64393544
>Greg Jackson
Not Edmond Tarverdyan
>>64393755
this Tbh
>>64393367
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING STANDUP FIGHT CAIN
>>64393367
ARE YOU BOOING ME
>>64393651
>Not Ido Portal
>>64393367
WHA HAPPEN TO YOU USA?
>>64393367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZybaBFjNEjQ
>>64393924
>>64393925
>timestamps
>Submission of the Year
We've been blessed with a nice mix of subs this year.
Rousey/Zingano
Ellenberger/Koscheck
Proctor/Edwards
Allen/Omer
Samman/Magalhaes
Duffy/Jorge
Krause/Cruickshank
Maia/Magny
Nakamura/Li
Rose/Angela
Tony/Barboza
Luque/Hassan
Oliveira/Jury
>>64393924
>>64393925
No For Gay Jesus hivemind
Also
>02:11:17
>02:11:16
>>64393950
I went back in time to post that.
>>64393367
>We're not here to take part, we're here to take over
Is definitely the dankest meme. Not sure if it actually originates in 2015, but it definitely took full effect, being basically in every promo ever.
must watch material here fellas:
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/21/10629124/the-best-of-conor-mcgregor-on-the-mma-hour
>>64393305
WE'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE PART WE'RE HERE TO TAKE OVER.
Connor has started the generation of movement strikers. Mark my words.
>>64393978
YES GOYIM
TALK MORE ABOUT MCGREGOR
THIS PLEASES THE DANA
>"When we first faced off in his home country, Brazil, I looked at him dead in the eyes and spoke in his native tongue, 'U vai morrer.' He broke. He broke faster than them all."
>>64393503
Love it. Then he's gonna have two belts. No vacating tittles
>>64393714
Hit a man when he's clearly down, lol. American sportsmanship.
>cuckbib doesn't fight for 20 months
>moves up to #2 in the rankings
do you think he'll fight in 2016?
>>64394058
That's not even the exact quote.
>Tfw committed every Conor meme quote to memory and find myself saying "let's get a little closer" to people.
r/mmas boner for nate diaz is embarrassing as hell
the guy is a fucking pot smoking faggot who they all like to live through vicariously because he taunts opponents, etc
>>64394088
what was the original quote?
>>64394081
He's gonna have a Dominick Cruz like return where he smashes some poor wayward soul. Mid to late 2016.
>>64394088
Well he does say, you're gonna die in brazillian, it looks like Jose cracks there and then
Nate's gonna get fucked up by Goober but it'll be a great fight. I don't want Diaz to lose, lads.
>>64394122
Diaz brothers are a heem tradition, casual.
>>64393924
>>64393925
will it surprise you if Yoel steamrolls Rockhold in the 1st round?
>>64394122
>the guy is a fucking pot smoking faggot
McFuck yourself Straya
>>64393978
>youknowwhatimean
>>64394122
Not to mention that behavior is only acceptable because he is white-passing. If he was black it'd be a different story, he'd be "showboating and arrogant".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpdZz216S-c
not so tough without your guns
>>64394236
your african american studies is showing, Cameron.
>>64394150
it starts at 5:46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0UFUhsSsXU
I have a feeling Conor will break RDA mentally before they actually get inside the octagon.
>>64394202
did you skip ahead or something faggot
>>64394236
Could you imagine how different things would be if Conor McGregor was black?
>>64394123
>Look into my eyes little man
>in portugese: You're going to die.
>>64394236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMAf0ZHO_k
wat
>>64394295
Yes. Just imagine a poorer Mayweather.
>>64394283
Nah it's in his first interview, he's constantly saying it
Now could you imagine if Jon Jones was an oriental?
>>64394331
webm for the lazy
>>64394253
Where does Tim Kennedy train? He should chill with the Diaz bros
>>64394273
>breaking RDA
Nate Diaz tried to do that and got rekt so hard he turned into a right guy in the end of the fight.
>racebaiting SJW power-equality banter
We had enough of it last time ladies.
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64393455
conor diddnt have a choice, he accepted the fight immediately when the ufc made it.
>>64394236
>>64394122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZJg-5P4utA
>>64394436
What's your favourite Shinya Aoki moment, /heem/?
>>64394439
You forgot the mememaster, his name is Werdum.
>>64393503
Cringe. This is /mandrama/
>>64393367
"Hey pussy"
>>64394491
>Cringe
This is reddit
>>64394456
christ that wouldn't have even dropped schaub
>>64394436
>someone saved a picture I posted
>>64394420
Diaz and McGregor are two completely different people. Diaz is pillow fisted while Conor can crack chins. He'll crack RDA and there will be one less hue champ.
>>64394456
Dat ever so cheeky right hook.
Glorious
>>64394524
That's what they get for not LISTENING and BELIEVING
>>64394484
This gif will never stop amusing me
>>64393367
>DONT GIVE UP MIKEY!!!!
that was some wild shit to hear a corner yelling DESU
if you were conor would you fight frankie or rda next?
>>64394581
too bad he lost a totally winnable fight by refusing to engage and flopping to his guard time and time again
>>64394529
that was 2014
>>64394616
Nate Diaz
>>64394614
What fight is this from?
>>64394472
his reverse gogoplata choke
>>64394616
Frankie. Then a superfight against the 135 champ. Then a rematch against Aldo/Holloway, whoever wins. Once I'm done wit deez bums, the feddaweight division is officially kilt and I move up to 155.
>>64394647
Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
>>64394472
when he got KOed by that guy who likes to crossdress
>>64394621
It was worth it, for the memes.
>>64394616
I don't think McGreggor should even fight RDA right away. Warm up with a can like Nurmed the durka, aids cowboy cerrone or nate "i can't make weight because of marijuana" diaz.
More money if I was connor.
>>64394456
god she's such a cutie
>>64394685
good times hue
>tfw i could reem every here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU8TBL1Lnyw
>The city of Heavyweight
Schaub should have given it another go to be honest.
SOON....
>>64394740
>implying
no rules on the street kiddo. I would punch your throat or something if you started shit with me.
>>64394750
OH SHIT SON, I was about to sit down and watch the Revenant but I can't miss this.
>>64394725
Would you, /heem/?
>>64394122
>>64394236
kill yourselves
Realize that Conor will never utter a bad word Diaz's way. He knows that is a game he cannot win so he won't play it.
>>64394757
I would literally kill you if you tried some stupid shit like that.
>>64394757
I'd rake your eyes with my "cats claw" strike.
>>64394750
>Schaub you're a piece of shit and your podcast is failing. Everyone else in the podcast game is better than you, fuck you Schaub, you piece of shit.
>I-I think you'd be surpi-
>Schaub give up and kill yourself and take Callen with you
post your favorite amateur heems, /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcz3rUdW7U
>>64394757
I'd literally shoot you in the stomach if you tried some stupid shit like that.
>>64394778
fucking kek at how great she looks without makeup
ciswomen on suicide watch
>>64394788
He knows it's a fight he can win, so I guarantee that he will capitalise on that.
>>64394788
>>64394819
Plus Dana will tell both to hype it up via shit talking. You're retarded, Ameribro.
Men at 155 or lower who can defeat Conor McGregor in a sanctioned bout in the Octagon; are there any?
>>64394819
Diaz isn't the champ and Conor cannot win a war of words with him... watch.
>>64394456
This isn't even a glass chin.
>>64394852
>Diaz isn't the champ
Neither were a vast majority of the people he bantered with. He's a "company" man, as if he isn't going to fucking talk shit.
>>64394901
A chin of the finest crystal
>>64394750
>its a joe sucks off eddie bravo episode
no thx
>>64394906
>Neither were a vast majority of the people he bantered with. He's a "company" man, as if he isn't going to fucking talk shit.
The fuck does that have to do with anything? Conor wants gains.
>>64394750
Thank god. I needed something to fall asleep to. Was rewatching an old Fight Companion, h-haha.
>>64394186
If Romero wins, that's literally the only way how. Otherwise he's getting heem'd in the 3rd or tapping.
>>64394851
Joe Duffy
>>64394940
You're a fucking retard, dude. If you seriously think they're not going to hype it up you're delusional.
Even if they're not told to do it by the corporates, Diaz is going to talk shit at least. You seriously think Conor's just gonna stand there and take it?
Conor will be badmouthing from the very beginning, and his confidence against a fighter like Diaz will be so high that it'll be even more exaggerated than usual.
>>64394958
but yoel has won his fights in the 3rd round
>still doubting jesus
he's not vacating a belt to fight nate diaz
>>64394988
This is true if he's in complete control of the fight and the pace but he wont be against Rockhold. He gasses like crazy after the first, and it's going to be much worse due to Luke's body work. I wouldn't be surprised if Yoel lands some meme power shot in the first and heems Rockhold though.
>>64395032
He doesn't need to vacate anything to fight Diaz.
>>64393924
This right here. There is nothing better than atheists getting BTFO in broken english by a dude that just memed all over Machida.
>>64395032
Did Anderson Silva vacate his belt to meme on Forrest "Painkiller addiction" Griffin and James "Pass the meth bro" Irvin at 205?
>>64395032
Doesn't need to, Anderson fought LHWs just because he could without dropping the belt.
>>64395047
>>64395054
>>64395061
White literally told him if he moves up he can get an immediate title shot. Don't think he'd give that up just to fight Diaz first
There's money in it because of the trash talking but the bigger money is probably made with the title fight
>>64394978
Sorry, my answer card says "Sage Northcutt". Thanks for participating, I've sent a gift hamper to your address.
>>64395094
Right. If he's going to move up it will be to fight RDA. He's not going to fight Nate fucking Diaz.
>>64395091
>Technical Submission (Armbar)
Did the monkey get his arm broke? How will he swing from branch to branch now? ._.
>>64394813
>Matt Hughes-esque in his ground and pound is the roughneck hillbilly, Joe
>He's Hurt!!! OOOHHHHH HE'S GOT HIM HURT, HE'S GOT HIM DOWN
>South Dakota dive bartender is looking to stop the fight!
>AND IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!
>Here with the official decision is Weird Older Cousin in a Cowboy Hat
>>64394778
>Tfw no bailey Jay gf
Btw I'm a girl
>>64395094
True, he'll take the title fight if he moves up. In that case he's dropping the belt. If he just wanted to test the waters with Nate though like Anderson did with le ape man then he wouldn't be dropping the belt is what I'm saying.
holy fuck boys this is like the 4th thread today.
>>64394778
god damn Bailey Jay is fine
>>64394408
So is Anderson the Roy Jones Jr of MMA? Can anyone really do this in MMA anymore (or ever)?
>inb4 that venom Paige guy
>>64395172
It's Brazil well known for its he-shes? Just find a dickchick down at the favela or whatever
Who's that other tranny pornslag with the big fake tits? Biiiig ones. She's white too.
>>64395223
delete this
RDA just blew the fuck out pettis cerrone and benson
conor really has nothing to lose if he gets his ass kicked
>>64395223
Wouldn't know, only care about bailey jay tbqh
>>64395209
Not him, but somehow.
I'm all for using those mentally ill people as test subjects for bulletproof vests and maybe car crashing dummies, it would make shit way cheaper and get rid of degenerates as a plus.
>>64395209
I dont know. Personally never saw one.
Also, you're crazy to assume those pior faggots have money to pay for the drugs and operations BJ has had without whoring themselves and getting aids
>>64395277
You make more than 60% of the UFC roster
>>64394788
Is this a joke?
Conor would absoluteIy obliterate Nate.
I actually think he could make him cry if he wanted to.
>>64395275
Leave the cute ones
>>64393267
>Fight of the Year
Lawler vs. MacDonald, no question
>Knockout of the Year
Holly Holm's headkick on Rousey
>Submission of the Year
Rousey's armbar on Zingano
>Comeback of the Year
Jeremy Stephens vs. Dennis Bermudez
>Upset of the Year
Holm vs. Rousey.
>Coach of the Year
winklejohn
>gym of the year
Jackson MMA
>Breakthrough Fighter
No one really comes to mind that wouldn't be better suited in the meme catagory
>Meme Fighter of the Year
Sage Northcut by a mile
>>64395356
muh dick
moar
>>64395277
thanks for sharing.
>>64395240
He could lose his undefeated streak and his appeal to casuals
Casuals don't give a shit about RDA or his previous fights, they don't know who Cowboy is or probably even Pettis for that matter. To them it's essentially just Conor Vs OpponentX and Conor better win based on the shit he chats
>>64395373
Can't, all the rest is lewd fapwheni'monsomething material, lad.
>>64395397
too small
Sage Northcutt lads
>>64393267
Lad you should be celebrating the good Referees. There should be a
>Ref of the year
category.
We'd probably all give it to Big John, but good reffing is really underrated these days. Maybe a best call of the year?
>>64395433
They're the same age but he looks like he has 50 years more training.
>Fight of the Year
Robbie vs Rory
>Knockout of the Year
Uriah Hall meme kick on Mousasi
>Submission of the Year
Rose/PVZ
>Comeback of the Year
Overeem
>Upset of the Year
Holly Holm vs Ronda
>Coach of the Year
Greg Jackson
>Gym of the Year
Jackson and Wink MMA
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
Ryan Bader
>Meme Fighter of the Year
Schaub. Always Schaub
Sage Northcoke
>>64395472
That's because Mexicans age like room temp raw chicken
>>64395397
Top lel called it. Some nigga out there been waiting half a year for Joe Silva to call him up, meanwhile this dude only fights 2 times and he gets paid 10k for his troubles.
I got some of that buble gum kush
what you smoking /heem/
>Witnesses said that Pena kicked a bar employee in the groin and then, while outside the business, kicked the owner in the groin twice.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/21/10641904/ufcs-julianna-pena-allegedly-kicked-victims-in-groin-multiple-times
>>64395516
yeah i meant his skill though not his looks
>>64395534
Post pics
>>64395209
I'm as degenerate as it gets yet I've never wanted to fuck a tranny here in Brazil because they're always so fucking horrendous. All the 100 million + of them
looks like somebody wants to get head kicked in their next fight
>>64395554
she sincerely looks like a disgusting tranny, Bailey Jay is a much more passable female
>>64395554
>Pena kicked a bar employee in the groin and then, while outside the business, kicked the owner in the groin twice.
Stupid cunt I hope she rots in jail.
>>64395554
"People always underestimate the kick to the groin"
If you dont know who famously said this, you aint a real fight fan.
>Fight of the Year
Robbie vs Rory
>Knockout of the Year
Holly head-kicking Ronda into pooping in the woods
>Submission of the Year
Maia subbing Magny after clowning on him
>Comeback of the Year
McGregor overcoming the odds and KO'ing Mini Mendes stiff as a board.
>Upset of the Year
Holly Holm vs Ronda
>Coach of the Year
Greg Jackson and Mike WinkleJohn
>Gym of the Year
AKA - Two champs (Soon to be three)
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
Holly Holm
>Meme Fighter of the Year
Conor McMemer
>>64395617
>Bas
>remotely obscure
even casuals can name who due to his lolsofunny self defense videos
>>64395617
Bam Ratam
>BADONG
>BAZINGA
>>64395554
>>64395595
wasn't there something that used to teach tons of ways to hit the groin, was it krav maga or something like that
>>64395646
Wouldn't be surprising since Jews are masterful at mental exploitation, they could easily work out physical ways too.
>>64395649
What will you do if a woman lays a hand on you?
>>64394747
Shawb got tooled by Travis "Wife Bain" Browne, who in turn got tooled by every competent fighter he was up against. Shawb was never even mediocre.
There was this talk of how the best female athlete ever was Ronda, and some people were arguing that Serena Williams is the best female athlete in the world, then I was watching this video that says tthat Serena is actually a male, given how she(?) has male physical traits, such as having a ring finger longer than the index finger (in females they're of equal size or the ring finger is smaller), shoulder width in males is the width of 3 heads, while in females it's 2 heads and a half, among other stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwrP1zHC5Eo
shit's pretty crazy
>Serena Williams turns out to be the Tennis equivalent of Fallon Fox
>Spinning Shit vs Just Bleed
Can you even, heem?
>>64395532
You mean 80k?
>>64395862
I mean Borg gets paid 10k to survive on for 6 months.
hmm no word from MMA Watchdog on Pena
from Facebook /WatchdogOfMMA/
>>64395798
Drake hit that and Drake doesn't fuck guys
jre starting soon?
>>64395984
>you will never suffer a head injury that turns you into a fearless killer
>>64396032
how old are you?
>>64395534
Nothing. I'm not a degenerate.
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
LIVE
LIVE
LIVE
SCHAUB AND BRAVO
>>64395534
Nothing. Even a puff and I experience psychosis.
BUCKLE UP BITCHES
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>64394236
Speak for yourself I love when Jon Jones gets real
I could listen to Schaub talk for 24 hours straight
>>64394851
Healthy Khabib
>comfy podcast to listen to when I wake up tomorrow
>>64394616
Cole Miller next CONor has been ducking him for years
Cole is a true marital artist
>>64396141
The halal diet has ruined him. Give it up fampire, there's a reason mudslimes don't compete for the most part.
>it's a jews did 9/11 episode
conspiracy talk > ufc
DUDE
>imagine if bryan callen was on
>>64396173
>it's an american leftist retard episode
>>64393367
Winners focus on winning.
Losers focus on winners.
Best fucking quote and true as hell.
if I smoke a lot of weed will I end up like Eddie Bravo?
>>64396202
>>64394122
>the guy is a fucking pot smoking faggot who they all like to live through vicariously because he taunts opponents, etc
Replace pot smoking faggot with slag slaying pikey and you're literally talking about Conor McGregor
why do they have to speculate when they could talk about concrete reasons why the people who run things belong in prison?
>>64395356
>tfw a trap is better looking than Rousey.
>it's a conspiracy theory episode
>giving eddie bravo a forum to air his thoughts
>>64396087
>eddie
What do you think the combined IQ of Rogan, Schaub, and Bravo is?
>>64396202
Reminder that Conor at 155 looks so much thicker, fuller, more luscious, more athletic, his ass is bigger, his legs are thicker, fuller, stronger, his shoulders are massive, his face is fuller and more handsome. At 155 he is just incredible looking, like an action hero. His frame gives him an advantage at 145, but at 155 his ass, thighs and face have so much more vitality and are just so much fuller and his muscles so much thicker and stronger that I think we'll see him hit his true athletic potential at 155 which means look out.
FUCK THAT
>>64396266
210
>>64396266
Rogan:105
Bravo:90
Schaub:150
roughly 345
>schaub gets the podcast back on track
i lost all my heem related pictures can ppl post their favorite webms/gifs/pics. requesting edgy brah's face on lil wayne.
>>64396266
Schaub-65
Rogan-105
Bravo-80
Callen-155
>>64396275
>Conor looks great when he isn't starving himself to fight manlets
Who woulda thunk
>>64396311
Can you imagine what his jizz tastes like?
>>64396294
What a bad night for Miller that was.
imagine the degenerate irish fans vs the degenerate Diaz fans
what a fucking weekend in Vegas that would be
I agree the Nate Diaz v Mcgregor fight would be perfect for Mcgregor's lightweight debut. Unless he really wants to go straight for the belt and fight Dos Anjos
>nate/conor prison phone interview
holy shit my sides
>Nate only got paid 20/20 (not counting FOTN bonus)
what the fuck
>>64396342
the irish stand no chance against methed up zombies from stockton
>>64396382
You can't say that stuff on Fox!
Who else can't wait to watch Conor McGregor fucking crush that snek in da grehs Nate Diaz? Conor is going to heem that fucking mongoloid in the first minute of their fight, GUARANTEED. Screencap this shit you fuckin sneks.
>>64396382
I read he gets some sort of signing bonus, his contract is different
>>64396382
He has a dogshit manager though, that's the problem. He negotiated a bad contract because he thought he could renegotiate later but then lost to both Benson (in a title shot no less, so he probably wanted to renegotiate as champ) and then to Josh Thomson, so now he has no bargaining power and nobody good to represent him.
I'd have more sympathy if he didn't get himself into this mess.
>>64396429
My dick is ready.
Sage Northcutt
>>64396327
Enjoy being heemed by mods fagstralian
Rogan on Khabib
>It's almost like he's too tough for his joints
Or ... and stick with me on this one ... he trains like a fucking idiot.
FFS I saw doing that homeopathic "cupping" bullshit as part of his first injury recovery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuK7BO8q96c
>this might be fake
>>64396429
yea, it will be an easy win for mcgregor, I don't think anybody thinks otherwise. it will just be super entertaining with all the shit talking.
>>64396482
>easy
post yfw when diaz submits him
>>64396482
>155
>Conor can't lose
>is too thick and tight
>>64396501
diaz fucking sucks what is he, like 20-11 or something?
Lets list people 155 and lighter who would kill Nate Diaz if he ever fought them.
1. Conor McGregor
2. Jose Aldo
3. Sage Northcutt
4. Kebab
5. Ronda Rousey
6. Andy Wang
7. Conor's mewvment coach
8. John Dodson
9. Justin Eilers
>>64396522
He even smokes weed! That bum doesn't deserve king's muney.
>>64396522
Yeah he sucks, that's why he just beat the shit out of the one of the top guys in the most competitive division.
>>64396529
xDDDD
So funny!
A list of people I would heem irl.
1. Everyone in this thread.
>sage orthcutt vs nate diaz is going to happen in your lifetime
what a time to be alive, go sage
>>64396529
Upvoted
>>64396529
>kill Nate Diaz
I dunno Nate packs a 9mm they say, homie.
>>64396560
You think I'd just let you heem me? I want you to try, really I want you to just try.
>>64396546
Cry more Nate you ugly fucking faggot. What do you want written on your tombstone when the King murders you in the octagon? I'm guessing something including 209 and STOCKTON and your love for sucking dicks.
>>64396543
fuck off nate
>>64396591
I, also, want to suck McGregor's perfect cock.
>Diazfags on suicide watch
Best thing that ever happened was that idiot opening his mouth and challenging McGoober.
>>64396529
I'm not kidding when I say six of the people on that list would legit kick Nate's ass.
>>64396482
I don't think it will be an *easy* win for him but it's an appropriate level of challenge for him if he wants to move up to LW. He won't be able to bully Nate with his size and I don't know if he has the same knockout power when he's not fighting manlets but I generally see him winning that fight anyway. The best way of beating the Diaz brothers is formulating a good gameplan and I think conor has the ability to do that.
>schaub thinks the seal is alive
>>64396639
All of the people on that list would kick nate's ass.
Nate is a walking meme if he wasnt entertaining in the ring he would be unemployed, look how many fights he lost the past few years.
Nate knows he can't beat Conor, it's all about money. Let's be honest, would you like to see Conor talk mad shit to another BR or wrestlefucker. who has no hype or banter behind them in a buildup, or can us real fight fans see some bants between Conor and a Diaz bro?
If the former, r/mma and sherdog exists for you, but the true fight fans wanna see Conor throw hands with Nate because not only will it make for some crazy hype, it'll also be a wild fight.
But yeah, let's keep talking about fights that will end in the first round anti-climatically due to conor's heavy hands and counter ability.
Lets list people 145 and lighter who would kill Conor McGregor if he ever fought them.
1. Edgar
2. Lamas
3. Bermudez
4. Cruz
5. Faber
>We're done here, casual cucks.
>>64396529
>Think to myself "Justin Eilers was a heavyweight you dumbass."
>Realize he died and is a skeleton now
>>64396700
You didn't put Joanna
This is the part where I turn off the podcast.
Joe just went full alpha brain mode
>>64396675
Why not just make him fight RDA?
>>64396700
>Edgar
this is where your list ends, fago.
>>64396700
'no'
Stay triggered by the yung gurilla.
haven't been listening to the live JRE
people who have, will it be worth the space on my hard drive tomorrow when it comes out?
everyone here seems to hate it
>>64396732
That's the plan isn't it?
>>64396746
>people who have, will it be worth the space on my hard drive tomorrow when it comes out?
why don't you just watch it on youtube instead of downloading it you weird fuck
>>64396735
In reality any wrestler has a shot, Conor's TDD is weak at best and he's overconfident now.
>>64396746
It's great if you like listening to Rogan make a meme of himself
DUDE
>>64396751
Eh, could be anyone. Frankie, Jose, RDA, Nate, or someone else.
>>64396755
>watching a podcast
>on youtube
i wish i was eloquent enough to accurately describe how much of a retard you are
>>64396755
Get Podcast Addict on your phone - way easier.
>>64396779
are you going to listen to it on your computer? why the fuck would you download it?
I just got a job /heem/. Am I a functioning member of society yet?
>it's an edjiebrah is so fucking high he can barely talk episode
>>64396774
D U D E
U
D
E
>>64396791
no, you listen to it on your phone/ipod/mp3 player as you go about your day
not all of us spend 10 hours a day on their pc, you know
>>64396828
>not all of us spend 10 hours a day on their pc, you know
Sure
>>64396833
shit i spend at least 12
enjoying a nice avocado milkshake tho
>Eddie Jinx'ing us on the Kurt Cobain murder.
>>64396828
>he doesnt stream it on his mobile device
>>64396825
DON'T YOU DUDE ME
>>64396828
>>64396856
>not listening at 1.2x in VLC to save valuable minutes of your worthless life
>Netflix is the motherfucker of motherfuckers
JRE too spoopy tonight
>>64396828
>listening to the podcast while being a useless wage slave
your only purpose in life is to serve others, listening to the podcast while you do it won't make it any better.
>not watching it in 1080p on your 4th monitor while you do your work in your home office.
>>64396813
Not until you have a body like Sage and a 10/10 gf.
Don't tell Eddie about the Steve Avery doc on netflix.
He'll never make it.
>>64396902
>How does this unbelievably brilliant guy (Kurt Kobain) get shacked up with this knucklehead (Courtney Love)
uh... the heroin?
>>64396927
o god plz someone
>it's a conspiracy theory episode
>It's a everyone in the room has an IQ of 70 episode
>>64396944
>Joe Rogan Experience - UFC Recap - Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo (Live)
I was lied to.
Does marijuana turn you into a gullible blabbering conspiretard with no self-awareness?
>it's "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing" reminder episode
>They're now talking about Kurt Cobain conspiracy theories
Dudes, gonna go watch this after the podcast.
http://www.primewire.ag/watch-2764000-Soaked-in-Bleach-online-free
>>64396962
oddly enough mj makes me super self aware. that's actually why i like toking before weight lifting, better focus
This is painful to listen to
>This is what most people don't know
inb4 Courtney Love sues all these morons
please talk about 2pac conspiracies next
>>64396958
>UFC
Ultimate fucking conspiracies
>tfw you will never live in the 60s where it was apparently super easy to kill people
>>64396990
They got Suge conspiracies
Place your bets lads
What do they talk about next
>JFK assassination
>Tupac or Biggie assassination
>9/11
>Fight of the Year: RORY versus ROBBIE, obviously. Best of the year and probably the GOAT.
>Knockout of the Year: Hmm, Idk. Tempted to say McGregor just because it was a big fight, but it wasn't exactly a Gary Goodridge crucifix or anything. Did The Chris actually get KO'd or was that just a TKO? I was too busy yelling, "WTF was that stupid kick, you fucking yokel?!" to notice.
>Submission of the Year: Nothing interesting all year, so I'll go with Shinya Aoki's mounted gogoplata on Nagata in 2008
>Upset of the Year: McGregor over Aldo
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year: Holly Holm (not Sage Northroid, no thank you)
>Meme Fighter of the Year: Honda McGrousey
>>64396991
You just blew my mind. Want to blow my dick?
>>64397017
none of the above,
straight to john lennon
now RFK
HEY LISTEN BRO NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS SHIT MAN HEY BRO LOOK THAT SHIT UP BRO IM SERIOUS
>>64397003
that was the 1860's, m8.
>Now they're talking about zombies
>>64397039
ZOMBIES BRO
>it's a zombies episode
>>64397050
DUDE I FEEL LIKE A ZOMBIE BUT I'M NOT ON THE DEVIL DUST
>>64396813
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
bravo calling out schaub hard, doesn't believe his Ace Ventura lies
>>64396700
Edgar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIqeBgEg-iE
Lamas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WatFHMBMcuY
Bermudez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-loXpxfeX4Y
Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT0eFp3qgro
Faber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpervNjdOac
>all of these guys can kill the meme
>writing them off is sad
>Brendan Schaub learned how to communicate by watching repeats of Ace Ventura
Makes sense
i've seen those devil's breath flowers before
Bravo exposing Rogan as a sandy cunt
>>64397094
THAT IS A GROSS MISCHARACTERIZATION EDDIE
NOW BACK TO ACCUSING PEOPLE OF MURDER
>>64397104
ITS NOT AN ACCUSATION BRO, I WATCHED A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON IT
>>64397104
And roids don't forget the roids
>>64393267
>Heem Awards
>Fight of the Year
Lawler vs Mcdonald
>Knockout of the Year
Kato vs Schilling
>Submission of the Year
that choke Rothwell did on Mitrione that forced him to tap like a retard with his two hands
>Comeback of the Year
Crocop vs Gonzaga
>Upset of the Year
Holm vs Ronda
>Coach of the Year
Jackson
>Gym of the Year
those fags of AKA
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
Conor
>Meme Fighter of the Year
Ronda, glad that's over
>Colombian devil zombie dust
>>64397128
DUDE
DUUUUUUUUDE
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>64394616
Nate
>telling me how great a comic this girl is
>"she wrote Two Broke Girls"
r u avin a laff?
Joe said edgy brah has over 50 schools around the US.
That's a fucking lot.
How much money you guys think he makes a year?
>It's a Eddie Bravo says "DAAAAAAAMMMM" a lot episode.
>>64397200
They all copy each other with their dumbass way of emphasizing words so you know they are amped about something
she is CRAZY.... KUH-RAZY... KUH-RAY-ZEE
>>64397208
it's AMAZING...AHHHH-MAYYYYZINGGGG
>Bryan Callen btfo
>not even in the show
>Heem Awards
>Fight of the Year
Lawler vs Mcdonald II
>Knockout of the Year
McGregor vs Aldo
>Submission of the Year
Ferguson vs Barboza
>Comeback of the Year
McGregor vs Mendes
>Upset of the Year
Holly Holm vs Ronda
>Coach of the Year
Greg Jackson
>Gym of the Year
Jackson-Wink
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
Sage Northcutt
>Meme Fighter of the Year
Sage Northcutt
>>64393267
rory/lawler2
almeida
fergusson darce
almedia/pickett
holly
jackson
kings
magny
northcutt
>>64397219
HUH-LARIOUS
>tfw when Schaub thinks their podcast is unstoppable and can't be reigned in by Fox
>Rogan singing and dancing
>>64397230
>All these from the last 3 months
You're not hiding your casual level very well.
>I look like a pedophile
>>64397254
>July was 3 months ago
>>64397265
>I look like I should be selling subway sandwhiches
Top fucking kek
>Look at that moose knuckle!
>>64397254
You have better answers?
>FOTY
Rory Vs Robbie
>KOOTY
Lawlor Vs Villante
>SOTY
Ronda Vs Cat
>meme of year
McGregor
>best on interviews
Mcgregor
>You wanna roll a joint dude?
>edgy brah smoking more weed
kek
>>64397355
>>64397366
>doesn't notice the joint already sitting in front of him
>>64396700
>>64397069
Edgar's nickname is literally "the answer." Now we know why, he's here to put down MemeGregar
>>64397407
>there are people that actually believe frankie would beat mcgoober
>>64397241
I miss Matt Hughes
>>64397396
In reality I don't see it happening. The only way someone is beating McGregor is if they have a chin made of adamantium and their only plan is to wrestle Conor to the ground and hate fuck him into submission. Dude is just absurd on his feet and anyone he taunts into staying there is a goner.
>>64397425
Why not? Mendes took him down numerous times. Frankie is more evasive and has a higher fight IQ than Chad.
>>64397457
Who are you replying to Eddie?
>>64397489
>Frankie is more evasive and has a higher fight IQ than Chad.
Conor would maul Frankie over the course of 5 rounds. People read way too much into Chad's desperation takedowns. It was a small moral victory in a fight he had already lost from the opening bell.
>>64397514
My bad, meant him >>64397425
>>64397457
You fell for the meme
I DONT WANNA MIESHA TATE YOU BRO
>>64397532
You claim that but I'd have to see it to believe it. Frankie is different than anyone Conor has fought before, he won't play into his mind games. From the opening bell he will be looking for a takedown, make no mistake, wrestlefuck will be in full effect.
It seems that no one at 145 can stand with McGregor.
>>64397342
>>64397230
Coach of the year is Master Rafael Cordiero, he has 2 UFC champs. Fight of the year, for me, is Ferguson-Barboza. If you buy into the idea that McGregor was winning the Mendes fight from the start with the body shots you can't really call it a comeback.
Schaub da gawd
>HE'S A MOTHER FUCKER
>[x] IS A MOTHERFUCKER!
Edgy Brah isn't even there, this dude on planet Nibiru or some shit
>>64397555
I just think people put too much stock in the Chad takedowns.
From a SC interview after the fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avvCISKBU44
>I knew when the fight came around and there was nowhere to run [...] that I would speak to him. And I spoke to him - "let's see who takes a back step now. Let's see who takes the first back step now when this bell rings" And then the bell rang, and he didn't come out of his corner..
[...]
>And that's when I began my ruthless body work. I could sense after the first teep to the gut that he was done, it took the wind out of his sails. And I spoke to him - I said "are you done already"
>And then the fight progressed. He panicked into a takedown. He scored a takedown and in his mind that was all he needed. And I spoke to him - "you hit like a girl. You hit like a little girl." And every time he threw a shot that glanced off and missed I'd say "nope"
I honestly don't think McGoobs cared about getting taken down since he knew he had already broken Chad, similar to the Siver fight. He wasn't gonna waste energy going for subs on the bottom, knew he had Chad hurt, he was just biding his time until the first opportunity to escape
I seriously doubt he'd fight Frankie the same way.
>>64397619
I was trolling with the comeback one desu, couldn't think of a legit one
>>64394236
Or a nigger
>Rogan and Schaub think rankings are as easy as swapping Person A with Person B
>>64397703
He cared about getting taken down, because being in this position isn't comfortable and doesn't win rounds.
McGregor is stellar when standing, probably the best... but everyone has a weakness.
>>64397741
Conor was doing more damage with elbows from the bottom than Chad was from the top. It was embarassing how Chad kept complaining or going for eye pokes, which Herb had to warn him about like 3 times AND in between rounds.
As soon as Chad tried to advance position he lost it.
>>64396914
>home office
you misspelled "mom's basement"
>Rogan is a footfag
>>64397753
Damage doesn't win fights in the UFC. Chad landed plenty of blows that would have knocked out lesser chinned opponents. If you don't think Conor's chin was tested, I feel sorry for you son.
>>64397753
Chad cut him and landed some big, swinging strikes. McGregor's small stabbing elbows only lasted for some ten seconds, if that.
>>64397185
Is he /fit/ ? /heem/? what is this character?
>>64395039
>This is true if he's in complete control of the fight and the pace
Romero wasn't in complete control of either the Brunson or Kennedy* fights, and won both of them in the third.
Plus, if Rockhold is as weak to body strikes as he seemed to be in the Weidman fight, there's a very real possibility that Romero will start spamming body punches & kicks - he never seems to have much of a gameplan, but he usually sticks with what works.
>>64395554
She started a fight at some frat party or something a few years back, needed Sam Sicilia & Michael Chiesa to rescue her because a college football player tackled her.
>>64396002
>no Abel Trujillo
Dropped.
>sinewy fast twitch muscle fiber
>>64397425
Frankie could have beaten Conor if they had chosen him as the replacement for the Aldo match. Even Mendes could have beaten Conor if he was properly prepared. Conor's TDD was miserable during that fight, he was winning the stand up exchanges but Mendes was still holding his own. If Mendes had enough gas to go to 5 rounds he absolutely would have won that fight.
>>64397734
I like that chess ranking mathematical method that even some online vÃdeo games use
>>64397846
>If Mendes had enough gas to go to 5 rounds he absolutely would have won that fight.
No way on Earth. Look at their expressions to start the 2nd round. You're telling me half-camp Chad can't even make 5 minutes without gassing? Conor did some BEAUTIFUL WORK and broke him
Even in the second round, which Chad spent mostly on top, the second it got back to the feet Conor unloaded and Chad was dead
>>64397856
Yeah, because he was gassed and couldn't get away. The guy literally said >if Mendes had enough gas
Yes McGregor gassed him, yes McGregor won.
>>64397871
So a full camp makes Chad impervious to body work? How does that happen?
>>64397779
please leave
fucking canadians
>>64397753
Edgar has a better top game than Mendes, if he can implement it, and Mendes had the most success going for knee tap takedowns, which is Edgar's specialty (Mendes is usually more of a blast double leg guy).
>>64397874
do u english?
>Yes McGregor gassed him
My friends friend just brought some dank weed, should I lads?
>>64397880
Do you fucking try to make sense?
>WELL IF CHAD WAS IMMUNE TO BEING GASSED HE WINS THAT FIGHT EASY
wow, stellar analysis Goldie
>If Jose was immune to knockout strikes he beats McGoobs easy
>>64397885
Do you have a fight in the next few weeks?
>>64397899
PEDs!
>>64397893
>The guy literally said >if Mendes had enough gas
>>WELL IF CHAD WAS IMMUNE TO BEING GASSED HE WINS THAT FIGHT EASY
You assume you are talking to a single person, so thanks for making my point?
>>64397856
>Conor did some BEAUTIFUL WORK and broke him
I love the way Conor fans talk about him. "McGregoat broke a 2 week Mendes who took him down 5 times then mentally broke a guy who can't even speak English, fucking legend!"
Anyway, I will admit Conor is excellent at establishing gameplans. Conor knew that cardio would play a huge factor in the fight and went for body kicks right off the bat to wear down his stamina. He also seemed comfortable on the ground despite being taken down and wrestlefucked and did a good job looking for opportunities to escape and get it back to the feet. The problem is there was no way for Mendes to win because his wrestlefuck gameplan was severely limited by his stamina and Conor knew this. There's also no denying the fact that the picked the guy less prepared for the fight, Frankie was training prior to this fight and Mendes was not. If they had chosen Frankie you might've seen a very different outcome.
>>64397899
No desu, I'm a skinnyfat edgelord, no fights for me.
>>64397953
McGregor beat a half camp Chad and a double camp Aldo
How does that not even out?
>>64397988
because he doesnt like Conor
>They started talking about fights in the last 20 minutes of the show
>>64397953
>There's also no denying the fact that the picked the guy less prepared for the fight, Frankie was training prior to this fight and Mendes was not. If they had chosen Frankie you might've seen a very different outcome
Chad was literally ranked higher than Frankie.
Where in Ace Ventura did Ace say
>Dude that's a motherfucker
>>64397856
>half-camp Chad
You mean, quarter camp, no? Most camps are eight or nine weeks, not for. He had 11 days to prepare for the fight, the majority of which would've been cutting the weight.
>>64398019
>Chad was literally ranked higher than Frankie.
>taking ratings seriously
>>64398044
Ok now account for the fact Conor's opponent got switched to someone with a totally different style on the same short notice
>>64397999
It's a love/hate relationship tbqh desu. I respect Conor's mewvment, his exciting fight style and his ability to form gameplans. I don't respect that he cuts extreme amounts of weight to fight manlets and he's the UFC's protected cashcow. If anything it's Conor's fans that are the worst because they will straight up deny facts in order to keep their lips firmly wrapped around his cock.
>>64397988
>>64397999
because a double camp isn't better than a single camp. if anything they're generally worse. and no, i'm not saying that's why aldo lost or that aldo would win the first fight if he didnt get injured. i think conor had his number regardless. but two week camp (way less than half) chad and double camp aldo in no way even out to two full camp opponents.
>>64398057
A style that was neutered, though. Fighters that fight on short notice generally lose more often than not, despite the fact that their opponents were preparing for different opponents.
>>64394581
Tfw the ref can make the rule to allow headstomps on the spot
Would be a good rule tebh
Triple Camp Brimage would easily beat McGregor desu
If Frankie's boxing and pressure is so good why was he getting merked by Aldo until Aldo gassed?
But then McGregor exposes Aldo on the second flurry of the fight.
Southpaw matchup favors Conor again as well.
Frankie's last two losses before Aldo? A southpaw Bendo.
Lefties rule the fight game.
>>64398132
forgot your proxy m8
>>64398160
Aldo speared him on the end of his jab
McG has no jab
>>64398044
>he thinks Chad has to cut
>>64398160
>Frankie
>getting merked by Aldo
>two losses to Bendo
It's like you don't even watch mma.
>>64398205
Everyone who isn't a Heavyweight does.
>an 11 day camp Mendes and a full camp Aldo equals 2 fully prepared guys!
>Chad was ranked higher than Frankie!
>Conor had to fight someone with a completely different style!
>Conorfags damage controlling this fucking hard
Holy shit, my sides. Listen no one's denying your boy's good but the Mendes fight was literally just the UFC throwing Conor a paper opponent so they could strap a fake belt on him. The fact that Conor had to prepare for a different style means jackshit if that person had virtually no training coming into the fight. Frankie was prepared for the fight, Mendes wasn't, they gave him Mendes. I know Conorfags hate when the immersion is broken but these are just the facts.
>>64398372
At some point you just have to stop.
>>64398372
Being a McGregor fan is like being a Rousey fan
Just eating the shit Zuffa forcefeeds you
>>64398228
Frankie didn't have a single thing for Aldo until it was too late to matter.
He won a single round on two scorecards and two rounds on the other.
Twelve significant strikes in the first two rounds compared to FORTY for Aldo
I fucking hate Bendo and thought Frankie should've won both of those fights but whatever, he took the L against a guy who now fights two weight classes above him.
>JRE with Schaub after every UFC weekend
PLEASE
>>64398160
If connor's so good why did he lose two bumfights?
>>64398397
They talked about sharks, conspiracy theories and zombies.
>>64398372
>The fact that Conor had to prepare for a different style means jackshit if that person had virtually no training coming into the fight.
Weird how no one was saying this before the fight.
I'm pretty sure a decorated D1 wrestler with suffocating top game doesn't need a camp to remember how to shoot double legs.
Conor could go /heem/ Overeem tomorrow and there would still be idiots out there going "yeah, b...but he can't handle Werdum's guard!"
>>64398401
He didn't know about beautiful work and keeping it flowy then.
Duffy even said back in the day Conor was the first guy he fought where he felt definitively outclassed but was lucky enough to snag the win.
>>64398415
He probably could heem Undereem though. Heavyweight needs Jones & DC to go up.
Hey reproductory organ of a female human are you still available in order for us to continue our conversation?
>>64398432
Don't look now but Reem is finally onboard with the Jackson/Wink school of "actually sticking to a gameplan"
Riding that 3 fight streak to a new contract
Seems like Conor felt genuinely bad for Chad getting /heem'd/ by Frankie
He mentioned in an interview that Chad should have taken more time off after the TKO
>>64398466
He's just crediting himself
>>64398449
Yes, i'm currently present at this location
>>64398395
>calls wins and losses "the L" and "the W"
How to spot a wanker. I bet you call rounds "frames" too.
>>64398415
>Weird how no one was saying this before the fight.
Because the UFC was downplaying this the entire time. They said literally nothing about the fact the fact that the guy they picked to replace Aldo had 11 days to train and was not training prior to this. They somehow managed to spin it so that Conor was the underdog because he suddenly had to fight someone with a different style. They throw another paper opponent at him and somehow manage to spin it so that Conor's some type of Rocky in that situation.
It's really not Conor at all, he's a great fighter. It's the UFC and the casual fans that lap up the UFC's bullshit that ruin it.
>>64398501
Oh shit bro you really got me there time to hide my head in shame and never come back to this mongolian fingerpainting board
Gonna go do spinal waves and try to work off this shame
>>64398506
>look how sarcastic and not caring I am
Haha I struck a nerve
>>64398502
Ever Conor hater ranting about short camp Mendes predicted Chad to win beforehand, and thought Chad looked great at the weigh ins and that Conor looked awful.
>>64398514
>ur so dumb for liking the guy who did every single thing he said he was gonna do
just give up m8, you backed the wrong horse. join the team or be forever disappointed
>>64398520
Same way all the betting lines moved to Aldo's favor because he "got in Conor's head" at the weigh in
But then after the fact the same people got a whole new list of excuses and shitty rationalizations
>>64398502
>Short camp Mendes excuse is still being parroted around
You dont have to like magrega but he knocked out #1 and #2 in the space of 6 months. Not a lot of people can say they've done that. You can throw every excuse in the book you want but that doesn't change the facts.
>Chad "I train all year" Mendes
>Chad "I feel perfect for the fight" Mendes
>Chad "I prefer short camps" Mendes
>Chad "I'm the Mike Tyson of the featherweight division" Mendes
>Chad "Despite my earlier proclamations I'm going to make excuses about losing" Mendes
>Chad "I let Frankie Edgar fuck my shit up in Round 1" Mendes
>>64398520
And yet the odds on Mendes kept drifting right up until the fight.
>>64398536
Yeah b...b...but the [insert next guy] will destroy him!
Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.
>>64398525
>arguing with that one abo that tries really hard to stick his neck out on /heem/ for replies
Stop it murrka, soon he will make a dipshit tripcode if this keeps up.
Apparently Ace Ventura says homeboy a lot
>>64398525
>join the team
>>64398555
based billy
>>64398536
>>64398554
Its all they've got lads, truly. I can't imagine living a life so shitty that I can't accept the fact that Conor backs up everything he says
>>64398573
>STILL MY TEAM
>>64398520
m8 try reading what I wrote. The UFC was able to make an 11 day camp fighter with no training prior look like a legit opponent. Even Mendes played along with this talking about how great he felt and how he liked short camps better. They did a great job convincing even Conor haters of this. Remember how people were screaming that the fight was fixed after Conor won? The fact of the matter is it didn't need to be, they did not give Conor a real opponent for that fight.
>>64398574
Das it mane
>>64398582
Go to bed Chad
>>64398582
>Le Chad was gonna lose 100% after timer
Why didn't you bet the farm and the entire family fortune if you were so sure?
>>64398582
Excuses excuses, you don't go into the octagon unless you're 100% sure you can win it.
>>64398582
So if this was such a ploy with Mendes being set up to fail then surely McGregor will lose and get exposed vs Aldo right? I mean, he beat a full-camp Chad twice and ruled the division for 10 years.
Just admit it, dey cant take the left
>>64398611
>le use the same buzzword and extreme logical fallacies man
>>64398620
I'm not using any fallacies. The only thing worse than a casual is an after timer who pops up after and says, "IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THIS WAS WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN BRO"
You're making a fool out of yourself with your after timing bullshit. Conor just beat Aldo in 13 seconds, what's your excuse for that?
Please MMA gods give me healthy Pettis vs healthy Conor fight
I just want Rousey Holm 2
>tfw you will never be a roided business tycoon
>tfw you will never be McGOAT's boss
>tfw Dana White will never be your bitch
>>64398644
He's probably the type to whine about how Kennedy only lost because of that damn dirty Cuban cheater
>>64398659
>Tfw she was already gasping for breath with her mouth wide open 2 minutes into the fight
>Tfw Edmond proudly admitted on JRE that she never weight trains
>>64398644
Yes you did, you used quite an extreme slippery slope fallacy
>after timer
There's that same stupid buzzword that you're not using even correctly. There's also a substiute term for that you probably don't know about, it's called hindsight
Keep in mind you're not even replying to anyone saying Chad was guaranteed to lose
This is you being a retard and blowing things out of proportion so you have something to be pissed about. You're doing a good job of making a fool of yourself because for some reason you love to play the role of a retard
>>64398672
Her nose got broken two minutes into the fight retard
>>64398679
>Her nose got broken
Do you have source for this?
>>64398671
>im going to samefag to make me feel better about how stupid my post was
>>64398671
yoel, voice of a 80 year old hispanic deity.
>>64398659
>>64398672
It really makes me wonder if one of Rousey's prior opponents could've fought intelligently to cause the same thing
Every one of them basically ran head first into Ronda's wheelhouse. Tate landed a few decent straights and then would immediately start winging hooks and give up the clinch.
Why the fuck didn't anyone else just run a way for a bit and feel things out.
>>64398683
Are you fucking stupid? Why do you think her nose was so red and busted? Do you think straight lefts don't do any damage?
Jesus fucking Christ
>>64398677
>>64398677
That wasn't even me bruh, I figure the person you were talking to got tired of your bullshit and left.
Is it really a buzzword if that's what you're doing? You're coming in oh so wise saying you've figured how the UFC works and how at the moment you just *knew* Conor would win and how Chad was a paper opponent.
>This is you being a retard and blowing things out of proportion so you have something to be pissed about.
The only pissed off turd I see here is you.
After timing retard.
>>64398684
now you're really grasping at straws
tell me who conor is going to lose to next nostradamus so i can bet the other way
or do i have to wait until the fight is over before you'll chime in?
>>64398612
You do when they're throwing a payday at you, and you'll do a damn good job make it seem like you're ready too
>>64398696
I asked a simple question. Do you have source that her nose was broken you fucking imbecile? People were saying her jaw was broken too but that was bullshit. All I'm asking for is a source. If you went to any kind of school you'd know why sources are important.
I'm not interested in listening to your retarded bro-science.
>>64398695
I think it was just competent coaching.
>>64398699
>That wasn't even me
What are you talking about?
>is it really a buzzword if that's what you're doing
Please mention anything in the original post you referenced that even remotely implied anything you're even saying
You're literally making an argument out of absolutely nothing
You literally have the capacity of thought of a retarded cat
>this fucking guy
really giving himself a workout with all these mental gymnastics going on
>>64398711
>and you'll do a damn good job make it seem like you're ready too
Or you could be like that one Korean guy and give an interview in your native tongue about how shit you're feeling over your weight cut, so that you can bet on yourself once all the Asian degenerates drive your odds through the roof.
>>64398708
>tell me who conor is going to lose to next
Tell me where I said anything like this
Do you literally have schizophrenia or something?
>>64398711
Then don't make excuses. Chad wasn't the better fighter that night plain and simple
>>64398718
She was breathing with her mouth open two minuets into the fight, around the same time her nose was red and busted. This was after Holm landed that first really hard straight left.
I'm going to assume you don't know much about MMA because you think a broken nose is a big deal, I'm just saying that it's pretty obvious that's why she was breathing with her mouth open so quickly.
>>64398727
I mean I'm not the person who you were talking to earlier, I literally just chimed in at this post >>64398536
>The UFC was able to make an 11 day camp fighter with no training prior look like a legit opponent.
That's because he was you fucking idiot.
And here's the stupid after timing bullshit you're making out of nowhere you cunt
>Even Mendes played along with this talking about how great he felt and how he liked short camps better. They did a great job convincing even Conor haters of this
>>64398745
>Dana told Helwani that Ronda was at the hospital and he said she didn't break her nose or her jaw and was ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJXVxgqPYt8
This is the most satisfying thing. I'm so glad the hype is over
>>64398745
Don't call me a retard then fail to provide a source. Nowhere in the medical reports, hearsay or even ESPN interview was it revealed she had a broken nose, even the guy who checks her out after she gets KO'd says she only has a busted lip.
>I'm going to assume you don't know much about MMA
And I'm going to assume you're just a bored shitposting Australian partaking in your favorite national past time. What a twat.
Chad "It was all just a clever ruse" Mendes
I heard he took one for the team against Frankie as well to elevate Edgar's stock.
What a jolly good fellow.
>>64398740
>Herb calls the fight with 3 seconds left in the 2nd round
This was bullshit
>>64398765
Yet Ronda herself said that she couldn't eat an apple
>>64398745
>Breathing with your mouth means you have a broken nose.
Where do they get retards like you?
>>64398755
You have schizophrenia, there's absolutely no way you're this absolutely oblivious to every single thing I'm posting and making these insane deductions and rambling on about after timers
pls go
>>64398784
>Yet Ronda herself said that she couldn't eat an apple
Maybe she doesn't like fruit?
>>64398728
What is with Chuck. Every time I see him he looks incredibly awkward
>>64398789
Now I can see why the guy you were talking to before gave up.
Keep on after-timing all the results of future fights to come. It's all you're good at.
>>64398672
Daily heminder that Hogda was supposed to be the ever greatest, ever once """"""athlete"""""""" that doesn't even lift weights OR run, she literally only trains gi 3 times a week and shadow """""""""boxes""""""" while Edmond jerks her off
>>64398800
>the guy you were talking to before
Please stop, you're scaring me
>>64398808
You forgot how she KOs boxing champions in the gym, could be a world champ boxer RIGHT NOW if she wanted, and could beat up professional male fighters
>>64398810
I'd take screens to prove it but you're just a shitposting after timing cuck. You should just go to bed.
>HEY BRO, CHAD WAS GONNA LOSE THAT FIGHT BRO IT WAS SO OBVIOUS MAN
>>64398819
Bro I had such a gut feeling Holm was gonna win. I was "THIIIIIIIIIIIS" close to betting the farm on her.
Man I need to trust my instincts.
I'm always right.
>>64398449
y-you're so fake, jon
>>64398844
Didn't even need to bet the farm, I put down like 100 on it and that was a wonderful windfall
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