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DET:Calvin Johnson (ankle) questionable for MNF
SF:'Difficult' to see Kaepernick back with 49ers
NE:Pats not concerned about Brady's availability
CAR:Ron Rivera still undecided on resting players
SEA:Brown 'favorite' to lead Seattle's backfield
IND:Moncrief 'limping around,' unlikely to play
BAL:John Harbaugh 'noncommittal' on starting QB
STL:STL Aldermen agree to finance new stadium
SEA:Pete Carroll says all three backs will play
NE:Tom Brady (illness) listed as questionable
NE:Pats list Edelman (foot) doubtful for Week 15
DEN:Kubiak expects C.J. Anderson to play Sunday
>>64331673
Everyone ready for Bryce Brown to go over 200 yards for the third time in his career?
>>64331673
>1 post early
Go McFucking kill yourself
BREAKING NEWS
Get read up on your prospects bros
https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2015/12/17/college-video-nfl-prospects-to-keep-an-eye-on-during-bowl-season/
>>64331752
shut up dumbass like god damn
>>64331752
Time to lose those players to the NBA
>>64331752
did they just post that?
>Clinton Portis filing for bankruptcy
>500k in debt to his own momma
>500k in debt to a sideline reporter
Niggers, man
>>64331808
Holy fuck
>>64331673
>DET:Calvin Johnson (ankle) questionable for MNF
This man is always questionable with his ankle lel
G-go puckers...
>>64331830
I'm glad your not as self loathing as u used to be
going to giants-panthers tomorrow, first nfl game. will i have fun guys?
They should have more Saturday Night games.
>>64331921
You might be offended by newtons hip thrust
Could anyone be more based?
>>64331921
if you enjoy blowouts
>>64331954
>>64331961
panthers fan btw
>>64331921
Wear floaties. You don't want to drown in the tears and wrist blood from all the Carolina fans after Eli goes into 4th quarter autism nirvana and throws 3 tds.
>>64331534
that one bears receiver who got bent in half in 2011 and is now retarded and wheelchair bound.
>>64331808
BUT ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE NEVER GREW UP AROUND MONEY HE DOESN'T UNDER STAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE RESPONSIBLE YOU DISGUSTING RACIST CIS WHITE SCUMBAG
HE DINDU
NUFFIN
U
F
F
I
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No but seriously, like it blows my mind away that these people can rip through millions like nothing.
>>64331959
ITT: We /smeth/ now?
THIS HERE'S AN ALEX SMITH APPRECIATION THREAD
Derek Carr is my buddy.
>>64331830
naners
>>64332076
This is an OBJ thread m8, when this one dies you can make an Smeth thread
>>64331909
Ha ha yeah...
>>64332189
Jets Cowboys m8, won't be that good
>>64332156
I'm afraid you are mistaken, friend.
>>64332212
Player name in the subject m8
>>64332235
Nice name.
>>64331673
I still dont get why he kicked that ball in 4th quarter against the Jets. But it was a toplel game with /spee/
>he isn't top 3 in TD to INT ratio!
Oak : Placed T Austin Howard on Injured Reserve; signed safety Tevin McDonald to the active roster from the practice squad.
Oak : Signed LB Josh Shirley to Practice Squad
Oak : Placed LS Jon Condo on Injured Reserve, signed LS Thomas Gafford, signed WR Larry Pinkard to the practice squad
>>64332314
Thank you for the info.
>>64332309
>only throw 15 TDs so far
that's cute, is it still week 5?
Will the autism cycle come into effect this year?
>>64332309
>>64332309
>his team isn't #1 overall passing offense despite your team being the 2nd most injured team in the league
lmaoing tbqh with you fampais
>>64332392
KC has the most rushing TD in the league and it is working just fine for them
>b-but muh ESPN a-air raid offense!!!
>>64332392
My little Based Carr is tied for 4th.
>>64332414
>most PA in the league too
*yawn*
>mfw bungcucks get rekt by the stoolers
>>64332392
>Peyton Manning is a record-holding HoF QB
Holy fuck
>>64332566
>>64332444
lol
>are QB isn't any good, so we need run support and a variety of other schemes to be able to compete, rather than put the game in the hands of our HOF QB
like lmao
>>64332608
>are
>>64332646
lmao fampai I guess I was just laughing to much from that retard's post that I overlooked a minor grammatical detail in my sentiment
pls forgib
Neat
>>64332706
>people still think Teddy Memewater is good
hehe
>>64332604
what happened to Tampa Bay?
>>64332727
You seem more obsessed than the Dennis Pitta trip bro
>>64332735
He's not good at all, he has less TD passes then most backup QBs.
I'm going to laugh when they give him a 100 million dollar contract.
>>64331808
>500k to his mom
lol what a madman
>>64332604
How is Green Bay 8th in rushing yards???
>your team
>your favorite player(s)
>your favorite porno genre
>your favorite food and drink
Be honest, would the Vikings be better if they had Johnny Manziel?
>>64332898
The power of positive thought, Sneak.
>>64332912
>Clots
>Pey-Pey, Marvin Harrison, Wayne, Luck, T.Y., Vontae, and Johny U.
>Gangbang
>Beef fajitas
>>64332959
They could put a cardboard cut-out of Brett Favre under center and it would be an improvement.
>>64332912
Lolno
>>64333056
Meant for >>64332959
>>64332912
Panthers
Cam
Cuckold
Bojangles chicken & sweet tea
>>64332727
>not having a cleft chin
Do people actually think that's a good thing?
>>64332912
Dolphins
Cameron Wake ;_;
Cuckold
Chicken tenders and chocolate milk
>>64333154
What's good about having a vagina on your chin?
the packers are winning the owl and you cant do jack about it
>>64332912
>Steelers
>Ben/AB
>smoking
>rice and water
>>64333200
No they're not. Stop deluding yourself.
>>64332912
>Iggles
>based Coop right now, Jeremiah Trotter in the past
>loli hentai
>softshell crabs, strong unsweetened iced tea
>>64333200
But can I do shit?
>>64332912
puckers
Rodgers
2d or bust
>>64333274
cap my post
>>64333282
Jack no
>>64332727
>sweating
>warm weather babbies
No one who plays south of the mason Dixon line will ever be in GOAT conversation
>>64332912
49ers
Boldin I guess
I don't watch porn
pizza
Why are division winners guaranteed playoff spots? Stupid as hell that the Clots are going to not only make the playoffs, but get a home game going 8-8 while an 11-5 team could not even get a wildcard.
>>64332912
>Pats
>Brady forever
>lesbian or lesbian 3some with one guy
>homemade franks in a blanket with Dijon and ketchup on the side
>>64333405
israel, can you please put the source of your webms when you post them?
>>64332912
Jets
Chad Pennington
JOI
whiskey
>>64333330
I don't need to it's already archived bruh.
>>64332912
Chargers
All-time: LT Current: Rivers
Yuri
Soup (any kind really)
>>64333397
because it makes the stretch games matter more, the league would make much less money if half of the fans had no reason to watch after week 8
>>64333487
I didn't know Lawrence Taylor ever played for the Chargers.
>>64333432
Ok, I guess? Im not the only israeli poster though
>>64333559
>confirming there are other kikes around
/pol/ is always right
>>64333487
LT on the chargers
>somehow forgot the name ladanian tomlinson
>>64333487
>favorite food:soup
are you a poor orphaned child? who the fuck picks soup as your favorite food? its literally the cheapest and plebbiest of foods
>>64333540
I wish he did, but either original LT or LT2.0 work fine at that
>>64333577
I like my football and despite my jewness I am an American and I also played Qb at 6'4 190 lbs in highschool all muscle so im okay
>>64333647
>despite my jewness I am an American
>>64333647
>6'4 190 lbs
>>64333758
string bean
>>64332912
Vikings
Brady (nobody on the vikings I would be sad to see leave and bandwagon is fun)
Naked
Chicken anything and Coke
>>64333758
I dont think so, since I had a skinny build from the beginning but turned it into all muscle and I can still throw about 65 yard punts and up to 50 accurately
lol
>>64331808
the fuck
how could you be indebted to a sideline reporter?
Is it true that JJ Watt actually injured himself roughhousing with his boyfriend Lionel Messi?
as long the jets dont play stupid we can win
optimistic
>>64331808
I can believe it.
>>64334362
>we
>>64332912
Ravens
Steve Smith sr, Darren Sproles, Ladanian Tomlinson, Larry Fitzgerald
Pawgs
Chicken and Pepsi
>>64332727
pretty good. make more please.
>>64334362
>TFW forgot Saturday night football
Most pressures when rushing off the right edge (offensive left):
Tamba Hali 54
Brandon Graham 44
James Harrison 36
Brian Orakpo 35
is Barwin the one who needs to step his game up?
i thought they both regressed but PFF can't stop sucking Graham. claiming he is great in pass rush run stopping and not a slouch in coverage, i tend to not pay attention to them as much this year since Cox and the mlbs are the ones making more plays
Barwin was explosive as fuck last year, this year i barely noticed them
>>64332912
Eagles
McNabb
BBC LWW (little white woman)
KFC
>>64334652
Michael Vick pls.
Who wins tonight bros?
>>64334835
The Jest find a way.
>>64334835
Jets by 35
>>64332912
>your team
Dolphins
>your favorite player(s)
Currently on the team? Landry and Miller I guess. Of all time it is Marino, obviously.
>your favorite porno genre
Missionary, but only because I like pounding from on top.
>your favorite food and drink
Fruit punch and steak.
>>64332912
Nanners
on the Niners? Boldin maybe Eric Reed; Otherwise TB
Ebony teens
Lasagna and Red Wine
Waffles
>>64334835
Jets
Or Sunday is awful before it even starts.
>>64333405
>>lesbian or lesbian 3some with one guy
What a faggot
>>64334946
I see a man who appreciates a good steak
R8
>>64332912
>Vikings
>AP
>Czech amateurs
>tendies with yellow mustard
>>64334835
Jest probably f@m
>>64335055
4/10
Hope it's not rubber
>>64335109
>AP
i don't think the Associated Press plays football dumbass
>>64335055
Its shit
>>64335136
I thought he meant my favorite players in world media, my bad
>>64335055
>plastic fork
>paper plate
fucking wagecucks
>>64335055
>appreciates a good steak
>post pic of a scab
Why do so many Eagles fans hate the Cards so much?
I didn't know the Cards were relevant at all
>>64335133
>>64335146
It's pretty damn good
>>64332912
>pack
>Bobby hill
>prime rib w. That horseradish sauce on holidays.
>>64335224
maybe leftover resentment from being divisional rivals?
>>64335229
>medium well
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64335199
It's a real plate
I hate doing dishes
>>64335229
>steak
>not eating chicken instead
>>64335229
eeeew, looks like shit. if you want meat medium well, just make a burger.
Bengals are da bomb
>>64331673
OBJ is the king of meme
>have a great catch
>people ooo and ahhh
>team goes on to lose the game
this is where most people would stop caring
>>64335249
>maybe leftover resentment from being divisional rivals?
They play in different divisions you stupid tripcuck.
>Wake up
>"A-at least you're not in Detroit" I tell myself
>Start to laugh a little bit
>Look at the calendar
>Oh fuck it is almost Sunday again
>Tell myself I won't watch the travesty that happens every Sunday morning/afternoon that is called the 2015 Miami Dolphins
>Know I am going to watch anyway
>Get piss drunk and keep telling myself we're paying the price for future victory
>Go to see the new Star Wars flick with my gf who is a Cardinals fan
>Come on /sp/ to inform Patsfags of their shady activity
>Drinking heavily again as gf texts me asking what is wrong
This is what they do to me every year why the fuck am I still here
>>64335327
>amazing individual performances are meaningless if you lose
thats wrong and youre dumb
>>64335264
>eating chicken instead of stake
>hetero
enjoy your AIDS homo
>>64335329
Oh God, I can feel the deluge of responses coming.
>>64335255
>>64335275
>>64335258
>the year 2016 minus 12days
>still consuming the hoofed jew
>>64335275
>eating a burger medium well
is all of /sp/ just autists?
>>64335327
posted too early, bah
but no
>everybody hypes the shit out of him
>now call every one handed catch "beckham-like"
by the end of next season, every fucking reception is going to be "beckham like", as if the passing game never existed before memeham
>>64335387
sorry, i'm not gay like you
>>64334362
> jest
> don't play stupid
Yeah um this is the team known for the buttfumble
>>64335329
>mfw this fucking guy
I was gonna say something but I don't even need to, you already REKT yourself.
With how much people seem to be talking about AJ McCarron right now, could we see him starting for a team next year if he plays well?
>>64335583
lol, what a tool
>>64335583
Alabama Quarterbacks are trash
>>64335631
>alabama qbs, rbs, and wrs are trash
ftfy
>>64335647
and they literally cant stop winning the SEC
I hope everyone got the NFL network so you can watch that super important game between the jets and cowboys
>>64335631
how can you count McCarron if he hasn't started a game yet?
>>64335683
>being this proud of a team that wins the 4th best cfb conference
>>64335720
i dont even like alabama i was just pointing out how successful they are
>>64335709
Because ESPN needed to make a pretty picture
>>64335631
I am waiting from someone to bring up joe nammath and then I will laugh at them
>>64335709
They were winning before Dalton got injured
But it's E!spn
>>64335771
No they weren't, the Steelers were up 7-0
>>64335583
>those tattoos
I legitimately hope he has a career ending injury.
>>64332912
>Eagles
>Don't really have one
>MILFs
>Pizza and Coke
>>64335837
edgy
>>64335795
My mistake
How long is the Dalton injury? He should be fine in January when the Bengals lose the wildcard right?
>>64335852
he's right though
>>64335870
Best guess is he'll be back for week 18 . Depends on how fast he heals
>>64335583
>Alabama QB
>winning NFL games
pick uno
>>64335948
What was that stat about Bama QBs in the NFL?
>>64335967
No Alabama QB has won an NFL game since 1987, iirc
>>64335967
>cant look 20 posts ago
>>64336031
You wanna take this outside, m8?
>tripfag opinions
>>64336038
I'm a lover not a fighter
>>64336070
hello fellow manlet how goes the good fight?
>>64336053
I dunno I'm usually spot on about most things.
>>64336147
Fuck off gay, I don't like you
>>64332076
>>64332046
>>64331959
Boring name, boring on the field, boring personality, on a boring team
>>64336202
you forgot to add that he plays in a boring city
>>64336147
Being 5'3 hasn't been too bad in the grand scheme so far
>>64336196
You stole the words out of my mouth
>>64332912
Eagles
Fletcher Cox
2D Tomboys and anal
Lemonade and a Top-notch Burger(aka not fast food trash)
>>64336150
>I dunno I'm usually spot on about most things.
is ashes to ashes the hottest new meme of 2015?
>>64336427
Haha
Clinton Dix
>>64332912
Raiders
Woodson and Carr
Teen Latina
Chile verde
>>64332912
>your favorite team
Carolina panthers
>Your favorite player
Jake Delhomme
>favorite porno subgenre
Seduce/blackmail
>your favorite food and drink
Fried chicken with sweet tea
>>64336421
>>64336542
you're fooling nobody jerry richardson
What commercials have "worked" on you, as in got you to use/buy their product
the DQ bakes commercials got me.
>>64336568
I dont get it, my post didn't mention religion at all
>>64336568
>obsessed
Why can't the NFL add 8 more teams with one being in LA? One being in each division
>>64332912
>packers
>ha-ha clinton dix
>dota 2 SFM :)
>chicken pasta bake and chocolate milk
>>64336708
I doubt they could get that many more cities that would be able to build a great new stadium since pretty much all the major metro areas have already been taken, nor would they want to since most markets have been saturated with an NFL presence already. If we were talking about a bona fide minor league system or something, then maybe. As it is though, spreading the existing talent level across 25% more teams is just going to lead to more shitty games. It can work in sports like basketball where one or two good players can carry a bad team, but not so much in football.
>>64336708
yeah lets have a predictable football be even more boring and predictable.
Yeah great job
>>64336873
>trip name
Are you Apathy? If not what happened to him?
tbqh with you Joes, I really like Brandon Marshall.
>>64336708
NFL caliber players are already spread thin as it is, dont need to make it even worse.
>>64336708
Do you really want an NFL with 40 starting QBs?
>>64336708
That's actually going to be the next step. That or 3 36 and have 3 divisions
>>64337565
I actually like the sound of that
>>64337694
32 teams is a perfect amount. No more, no less.
>>64337793
Care to explain why you think that?
>>64337694
La is a pretty much guaranteed right now. things change but stl or sd or oakland will move. Then places like Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, ABQ, OKC, San Antonio, Little Rock, and some hick towns in michigan or illinois.
>>64337836
the onus is you to prove why your expansion idea is better than the current model, not me
>>64337861
>all of these minor-league cities
>hick towns in Illinois
none of those places are getting an NFL franchise. and who the hell calls Albuquerque ABQ?
is mando salguero fucking smoking a joint right now?
https://twitter.com/HeraldSports/status/678382254205308928
>>64337963
meth heads and mike tomlin
This game is painful to watch.
>>64337966
>this was the faggot that cheered when Edelman got hurt
Good to know he's a hack writer too.
>>64337888
There are a few cities in my opinion that would whole heartedly support an NFL team as >>64337861 stated
More than enough space in Nevada for example to place a stadium, I think Las Vegas would appreciate it.
>>64331930
Why are these teams playing on Saturday?
Oh man, this game could not be worse for both teams right now
>Decker heem'd
like damn
>>64338098
Honestly my guess
San Jose, Portland, San Antonio, Las Vegas, Colombus
>>64338098
You don't see any conflict of interest with that?
>>64338098
Would ≠could.
>>64333613
>plebbiest of foods
Take that back !
>>64331930
They can't air Saturday night games while CFB is still in season.
>Bollocks
>>64338274
You don't think Nevada could support an NFL team?
It would make more of reason to live there other than Vegas
>>64334946
>Marino, obviously.
Not Czonka
>>64338078
he is not a hack. he is actually very good but just being retarded. The hack writer for the dolphins is fucking omar kelly.
>>64338033
any game is painful to watch
>Thursday Night Football Saturday Edition
>>64337861
>little rock
that's a first for me. usually I hear places like portland, memphis, orlando, or even omaha before something obscure like albuquerque, too.
>>64338186
because college football is now in bowl season, otherwise they'd do it every week. they don't do fridays either because of high school football. so goes the conventional wisdom anyways, I doubt it's a hard and fast rule. the NFL says it doesn't want to expand into canada either because the CFL already has its footprint there, but I don't buy that either.
Do asians actually watch football or is NFL just forcing another meme?
>>64338529
that's not at all what he's saying. it's been common knowledge for a long time now that the big sports leagues don't want to put a pro team in vegas because of the gambling thing. game fixing susceptibility and all that. if it was just an issue of whether they have the population, money, and lack of local NFL saturation to justify getting a new stadium for an NFL team, then yeah it would fit the bill but the gambling always makes the leagues consider other options.
>>64338920
what did I miss? Also latins dont watch football outside of mexicans
>>64338920
I haven't met an Asian that can talk about Football out of "oh yeah [team] is doing great year" so maybe
>>64339029
i keep seeing all these asians in the NFL commercials so i was wondering if it is actually common for asian americans to watch football
>>64339041
yea thats what i figured
>>64338994
I didn't realize that at all
What a monstrosity of a game.
>>64338843
Thank you sir
>>64339273
how did people expect the jets to play exciting esp. on primetime?
>>64337966
Not even cleveland would want tannehill's contract after how he's playing this year
Could puerto rico support their own NFL team?
>>64340120
he also saying the dolphins defense is 3 players away from being great
>>64340167
jej we barely have 3 good players total on defense
>the Jest are going to lose to the Kellen Moore-led Cowgirls
lmao jesters
>>64340217
who? suh, rashard jones, and wake?
>Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero 2m2 minutes ago
Armando Salguero Retweeted Tom Ormand
Brady is old(er). He just won the AFC East for 12th time in 13 years. He won SB last year at age older than Brees.
Lol he is fucking crazy
18 get and manning starts next week
>>64341416
looks like matt cassel is starting again
either that or joe montana is rising from his grave
Be honest how many points are the Jaguars going to score on Sunday? It's not even a fair matchup
>>64341416
12 get and Brady wins the Owl this year
>>64341545
failcunts will forever be destined to be memed on until Lake shoves a football up her ass and post pictures
has there ever been a fan more selfish than her?
>NFL wants to move a team to LA so they can get these kinds of fans
>>64341615
Singles and pats lose the owl
>>64342022
>>64342055
wew lads
>your team
>your team's guaranteed pro bowlers
>your team's possible pro bowlers
>players in your team who should make it but won't
Raiders
Mack
Woodson, Carr, Rodney Hudson, Marcel Reece (Reece doesn't deserve it this year but he gets the nod a lot)
Gabe Jackson, Marquette King
>>64342325
Eagles
Cox, Jenkins
Kendricks
Sproles
>>64342325
>your team
Jaguars
>your team's guaranteed pro bowlers
Allen Robinson
>your team's possible pro bowlers
Allen Robinson, Telvin Smith, Paul Posluszny
>players in your team who should make it but won't
Telvin Smith
>>64342392
>series designed to show off cute girls
>get better graphics
>girls look worse
fucking asians, man
Jest fags I hope you feel embarrassed about this game.
whatever the jets are still going to never win the super bowl
>>64343177
they already won the super bowl
Hi guys, hope you're all well.
Murray Christmas Dall-ass.
God I hate stupid teams
You have 30 seconds left
Down by a FG
Your kicker literally just hit a 50 yarder
>Fuck it, guess we'll chuck it deep for a prayer.
Stupid teams always find stupid ways to lose.
>>64343256
yeah before the dolphins won their first and last ones
reminder that kenbrell thompkins is the best receiver in the league
So how bout them Jets /sp/?
>>64342384
No was Kendricks makes the PB this year. He just hasn't been good.
>>64342325
Iggles
None, we're going to the SB
None, we're going to the SB
Cox, Jenkins, Thurmond, Sproles
Cowshits btfo is an eagles victory
Ty jets bros
I remember Tiki shitposting in the offseason Smh desu senpai
>chance to make playoffs dropped by 2%
>>64343285
i mean that's different than what you said but ok
>>64343348
they're alright
>mfw knowing Jerry Jokes, he'll tell Garrett to keep playing touch instead of just lay down for the other two teams and go for an early draft pick
When will Jerry suffer a stroke?
fuck you Dallas
>tfw Cowboys go 4-12 this year, bringing the natural balance of the NFL back in order by averaging 8-8 the past 2 seasons.
>>64343285
For an "apathetic" guy, you seem to be quite easily butthurt.
Here, have some
>>64343411
We'll be alright brother
>>64343432
thank for you based kenbrell thompkins
>>64343384
yeah I just noticed that.
I meant to say
>Jets will never in a super bowl ever again
J-E-T-S
SUCK SUCK SUCK
>>64343348
They're not the Patriots
Still, if another AFC East team absolutely HAS to have the 6th seed, I'd rather it be them than a Rex Ryan coached team, or the filthy fucking fish. There's a proud history of fuckery between the Pats and Jets that I can't help but respect on some level.
>>64331673
>SF:'Difficult' to see Kaepernick back with 49ers
>>64343464
Don't thank us just yet, he'll blow it for you big time against a greater foe sooner or later.
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT THEY START THIS GUY SOONER?
FOR HIS FIRST NFL HE DID GOOD. WHAT THE FUCK DALLAS
>>64343420
>since 2011, the dallas cowboys will have gone 36-36
thank god for continuity
>>64343482
doesn't look like the dolphins are headed to the bowl any time soon either tho
>>64343464
He's a Jet, now?
I suppose that's cool, he's a guy who really needed a chance to shine, and he wasn't going to get that at New England, with Edelman, Gronk and Amendola around
>>64343497
Kaep confirmed heading to Dallas
>>64343482
And the cowboys will ALWAYS win the super bowl of (current year) +1
The delusion never ends
>>64343521
Honestly this, they were willing to suffer through Cassel and Weeden and weren't willing to give the kid a shot.
Christ, had they played him earlier in the season, they might be winning the NFCE
Bravo Jerruh
>>64332912
>Cowboys
>Beasley
>Anal because Cowboys
>Pizza and beer
>>64343521
Didn't he just throw, like, 3 picks?
>>64343497
San Francisco doesn't know what the fuck it's doing. They placed their hopes in fucking Blaine Gabbert, for fucksake
>>64343526
well misery loves company
>>64343521
Dallas is retarded
>>64343559
>Didn't he just throw, like, 3 picks?
Well ya, but it's not the picks
It's the fact he could actually complete passes.
At least he could get the ball downfield, and that was his very first NFL game, so I give him so slack on the ints.
>These could actually be the playoff teams
Oh what a world we live in
>>64343559
He's an undrafted rookie play his first NFL game. He gets a pass.
>>64343547
cowboys are the 20XX super bowl champions
on a related note, if you could somehow use mega man's arm cannon thing to shoot a football, would he be the GOAT QB?
>>64343598
wait the rams still have a chance? how?
1. Patriots 14-2
2. Bengals 13-3
3. Broncos 12-4
4. Colts 9-7
5. Chiefs 11-5
6. Steelers 10-6
1. Panthers 16-0
2. Cardinals 13-3
3. Packers 11-5
4. Giants 8-8
5. Seahawks 11-5
6. Vikings 10-6
Any objections?
>>64343598
>Buffalel
God, please, no
>>64343598
Pats/Carolina Superb Owl confirmed.
>The Jaguars won't get a single major primetime game (SNF, MNF, Thanksgiving) next year
>These two uninteresting shitshows, Cowboys and Jets, will get multiple
>>64343559
He's a rookie in his first game so of course he was gonna make mistakes
>>64343590
This
I can't remember the last time Dallas moved the ball downfield that much with Weeden or Cassel
>>64343521
>>64343590
>15/25 for 158 yds, 1 TD and 3 INTs is "good" in dallas
is the anime an athlete?
>>64343624
thats not how you spell cardinals/jaguars
Could Moore have won the NFC Least?
>>64343645
Btw m8, mind telling me what Jameis' numbers were in his first game this season??
>>64343658
If they had played him 5 games ago, maybe.
>>64343649
He's right
>>64343645
What part of undrafted rookie's first game don't you understand?
>>64343521
looks like steve-o
>>64343628
>The Jaguars won't get a single major primetime game (SNF, MNF, Thanksgiving) next year
you get a London game and you will absolutely get a couple primetime games including a guaranteed Thursday and probably a SNF or MNF. The fucking Browns played on MNF just two weeks ago.
The Jags are a trendy "improving" pick with Bortles now. You'll get a game against Indy they'll slap on MNF or something.
Can't wait for Jordan Hicks to end romos career next year
Feels comfy family
Three guaranteed bye weeks a year
>>64343658
If they played him earlier I could see it
>>64343658
without a doubt, the rest of the league got lucky the Cowboys didn't discover him until now. The league realized that he could still lead the Cowboys to the playoffs and that's why they called in all that refball
man that post game chant
i love these receivers
>>64343521
he's a 6'0" leftie from boise state, even the lions only had him as 3rd stringer for quite a while. he should consider himself lucky he even got this chance.
>>64343684
>in the league since 2012
>rookie
ok...
>>64343669
Better than Moore's
Also, Mariota had 209 yds, 4 TDs, zero INTs
>>64343655
could this team beat the Dallas Cowboys?
>>64343751
In the eyes of the NFL he might as well be a rookie but it doesn't even matter cause again. First NFL game. Winston was horrible for his first and is doing better. You can't just automatically be good out the box
As an eagles fan I want the cowboys to roll the dice on rg3 or manziel
Partly not because then they might be an actual threat
But also to put the nail in the coffin of rooms career after all the shitposting
He is just a pisswater Manning (Peyton Williams)
>>64343740
Marshall and Decker are my favorite WR combo in the league right now,
>>64343788
>a cowboy at QB
they'd be just as shit
Hey guys, just curious:
How do you think Tom Brady would be treated by the media and NFL fans if he did what Cam Newton does? Celebrating every first down, dancing after every TD, going to the referee to steal the ball throw it into the stands?
You think everyone would still say "Oh that Tom, he's such an entertainer! He makes the game so fun!"
Do the Jets have the best WR corps in the league?
>>64343751
Bruh it was his first game. You make it seem like he's been play for years when he hasn't. Cassel has played and deserve the criticism. Moore played his first so yeah he is gonna make mistakes.
>>64343829
Ya they would, because he's a face of the league.
Someone like Tannehill or some other middle of pack QB, then you have something there
>>64343829
Nobody says that. Most people around the league hate Tom Brady senpai
>Steelers will miss the playoffs
>Texans or clots won't
Why is this allowed?
>>64343788
Can you please stop being an anime nerrd and being an eagles fan
I don't want to be associated with you
>>64343873
Cause "w-we need divison leaders in the playoffs!" even though that is a stupid ass rule.
>>64343820
kid is actually a parallel to romo in some ways
>best weapon is his TE
>gets injured
since he's actually elite that's where the comparisons end
>>64343874
why would you be associated with me
>>64343891
what's the point of having divisions then?
>>64343788
that defense > that offense
gaoh + agon + shin are already devastating, and the offensive line is not so impressive outside of kurita and banba. sakuraba's entire gimmick is being tall for a japanese guy, so fuck that guy.
>>64343829
you are literally describing Rob Gronkowski
>>64343844
Giants Imo.
>>64343873
>Steelers will miss the playoffs
but that's wrong
>>64343885
lol
Updated Playoff Elimination
NFC
Out: DAL, SF, DET
Hot Seat: STL & TB (Both out if SEA win, MIN win, or with a loss next week), CHI (Out with a loss or a MIN win), ATL (out with a loss+SEA win+MIN win), and NO (out with a SEA and MIN win or a NO loss).
AFC
Out: MIA, BAL, SD, CLE, TEN
Hot Seat: JAC (out of WC if loss or Chiefs win, out of Division if loss and Colts win), BUF & OAK (out with a loss or a KC or PIT win).
>>64343873
I'm not a stillers fan or a jasg fan, but you are wrong
>>64343947
>yfw AFC south has the best young WRs
>>64343844
>>64343947
best WR duo=/ best WR corps
i'd give it to the steelers
buncos deserve consideration but outside the top two they're thin
>>64343905
yeah fuck chuubou
>b-but muh leverage
put ootawara and gaou on the OL, use taka as a receiver and the offense is much better
>>64337984
Seems to be a shockingly little amount of Max Hardcore on sites nowadays, guess the crybabies can't handle it.
MAX
A
X
>>64342325
Packers
Rodgers, Matthews
Mike Daniels, and that's just about it as far as I can tell
>>64344009
Too bad Justin Blackmon doesn't want to play anymore. Otherwise it's not even a debate who has the best receiving corps in the NFL.
>>64344107
If Blackmon was playing in prime form, they wouldn't have drafted Robinson and used that pick elsewhere. It would be about the same or worse, since Robinson has fewer issues.
Who /nervousabouttomorrow/ here?
>>64343712
>dez throws a punch at revis and he doesn't get called
>cowboy fans complain about refball at Jerryworld
ok sure
>>64344160
That's true. I think from an on-the-field perspective Justin Blackmon was a generational talent and Blackmon/Hurns would've been a little bit more dangerous than what they have now. There wasn't anything he couldn't do and he made even the best CBs look like donkey shit
It's too bad, but Robinson seems to be a guy that isn't battling a bunch of demons and he compliments Bortles perfectly
>>64344264
i'd love to see blackmon back on the field again, he was fun to watch
is there any hope at all he comes back? i haven't been following his situation
>>64344248
I'm not nervous, but that's because I'm also not confident in the least.
>brady sick
>garoppolo could start
Should I even go to the game? If the titans aren't getting hammered 60-0 whats the point.
Anyone else going to the chargers game Morrow? Sounds like it'll be the last home game in San Diego.
I'm going. I know they're going to lose, though.
>>64343374
>remember Tiki shitposting in the offseason
Where is that nignog been hiding all season? Watching apehoop and clammering on about the Mavs now.
Fuckin blowhard tripfag
>>64344396
He's been posting anonymously here like a lil bitch lel
Whenever I'm mentioned negitively it's him.
![temp021BlackmonUniform041113-nfl_mezz_1280_1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MBDqMZD.jpg "temp021BlackmonUniform041113-nfl mezz 1280 1024[1]")
>>64344299
>is there any hope at all he comes back?
Most likely not. He's able to apply for reinstatement but the Jags haven't heard from him. People have been getting pictures with him over the offseason and he was at the Jaguars/Chargers game last year in the stands.
No one really knows if he wants to actually play or not or what's going on. All we know is that the Jaguars have repeatedly said they'd welcome him back if he decided to come back and that they aren't cutting or trading him
>>64344396
He is banned. He posted a week ago and then got banned again and claimed mods were abusing him
>>64344416
I'm sure tiki isn't the only one that talks negatively about you
>>64332392
>2015
>people still think Matty ice is good and has potential to be elite
>>64344451
Oh it's him 90% of the time.
>>64344424
>No one really knows if he wants to actually play or not or what's going on.
SUS related, what is happenin with Daryl Washington. This nigga been sidelined for 2 years, did he hit a woman on drugs?
>>64344484
I think you are just obsessed with him so you think it's him
>>64344424
that's pretty weird, has he just soured on the sport?
seems to me it's by far his best career option
>>64344472
no one sensible thinks matt ryan's career isn't on the downturn senpai
>>64344299
I'd say no chance. He chubbed up and it sounds like he's happy enough about where he's at. I know he's made at least $7 million out of his Guaranteed 18 million. I'd be happy with that.
>>64344497
>I think you are just obsessed with him
>bb knows nothing about football!
>prove it faggot
>LALALA IM RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG BLEHALELA
>fuck off tiki
Then he flutters off into the horizon and we don't see eachother for about a week.
>clinched a winning record when most of /sp/ had us with 3 or 4 wins
wew lad, feels good tbqh senpai
>>64344498
A lot of people think Blackmon is battling depression or has severe social anxiety and that marijuana was the only thing that let him function properly. He sounded like an idiot and stuttered a lot during interviews and was really quiet off the field, it definitely doesn't seem like he smokes pot just because he likes to get high
>>64344529
I never seen any exchange like that and tbqh I don't care but you are one of the worst posters in this general so I can agree with tiki for once there
>>64344501
His most recent pic in like August showed he was still in decent shape but yeah, I doubt he comes back. He looked fat as fuck in that Vegas photo
>>64344557
Nice try, Tiki. ;)
In all honesty, does it really matter?
>>64344534
It's been a surprising season for the Jets. I wish Bowles stuck around after Reid left, I've been saying for a while he's a good coach.
>>64344538
His depression probably worsened when he realized that not only did he have to play for the jaguars, but that he was also going to be their future hope.
>>64344534
But I had you making the playoffs in 3 of 5 simulations :(
>>64344557
How can one that is ignorant to the crime cast judgement.
>>64344592
But there is plenty of evidence that could cast you as one of the worst posters here other than my opinion
>>64344248
you're going against the niners bruh
>>64344534
hey i had you at .500
and that was back when we were assuming geno was the starter
>>64344538
yeah he seems different than gordon, who i think will definitely be back
it's a real shame, guy could play
>>64344624
Gordon to Iggles pls.
>>64344357
Brady's already confirmed to be playing you dumb tranny faggot
>>64344604
And there is plenty of evidence I am one of the best posters
Just give it up tiki-kun, face that your cowbois suck and put your trip on.
>>64344637
>get rid of cancerous players
>want to add another
Only chip
>>64344638
Hello my white friend. Brady is not confirmed to play yet.
>>64344581
I'm not a cowfag and I'm definitely not a shitty trip fag that can't understand how shit his team was in the offseason
>>64344637
his bromance with manziel seems to be too strong
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000603383/article/johnny-manziel-constantly-in-touch-with-josh-gordon
maybe if we get manziel we can do a package deal
>>64344650
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25419698/brady-feeling-better-expected-to-start-vs-titans-despite-battling-illness
>>64340220
I hope he does better in last few games for Dallas
I just want him to find a home in the NFL, ewe guise
>>64344652
It was a joke, we know you're not.
>>64344650
>implying Josh Gordon isn't going to rescue a burning school bus full of orphaned girl scout amputees, forever redeeming himself the day before free agency begins and the Eagles will get a legit WR1.
>>64344680
I know, but it would be nice to have a real WR threat and fewer drops.
>
Keep it going, Jets. It'd be nice to see the AFC East represented by a team other than the Pats in the playoffs
>>64344680
Until the official lines are out I refuse senpai
Probably caught Collins jungle fever.
HEY KANSAS SHITTY, 12 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES UNTIL YOUR PLAYOFF HOPES DIE
>>64344782
Are you literally retarded or just acting?
God I hate this fucking team. Why couldn't I have been born a bombston fan?
>>64344708
>rooting for the jest
>>64344690
i'm not familiar with this term "WR", can you describe it? is it a play whose job is to catch the ball and not let it touch the turf?
>got rid of #1 WRs consecutive years
>last year's effective af #2 isn't flourishing
>probably won't get a good WR in the draft
sad times
>>64344759
will this be brady's flu game?
>>64344809
>Why couldn't I have been born a bombston fan?
Start supporting the patriots right now, what is stopping you? Better yet pick the Cardinals before they crush the panthers.
>>64344827
a 3-10 titans team seems like a lame team to have your flu game against
>>64344827
>will this be brady's flu game?
He should drink chicken soup on the sidelines then, just like his idle.
>>64344836
>Start supporting the patriots right now, what is stopping you?
That's not how this works
>>64344827
Jordan Matthews is getting the Randall Cobb treatment. He just isn't ready to be a #1 target or face #1 DB coverage.
I'd like to see what they do in FA, but I get the feeling WR will be one of our Top 3 picks again.
>tfw 1 week until we expose the fraudulent Panthers
>>64344857
Really? Because that's how it worked for most of the Patriot fans. They hopped on the bandwagon only a few years ago.
There probably isn't a single patriot fan ITT that has been a fan longer than 5-6 years
>>64344848
BWAHAHAHAHA
>>64344827
Already played the giants
>>64344799
>no Justin Houston
>eric fisher vs Dumervile
>Schaub vs Smeth
I shouldn't even bother going to the game tomorrow. Baltimore has this shit in the bag. Kansas Shitty on suicide watch
>>64344836
uh the cards are about to get EXPOSED by the up-tempo elite eagles offense
>>64344849
>his idle
like krabs said, montana's game actually mattered somewhat though, same with MJ
>>64344862
i'd like our first rounder to be MSU-themed, either conklin or cook
we need line depth badly, but if cook is still there when we pick can we pass him up even with bradford looking good? i don't know
i'll have to look to see if there's a receiver i like in this class, haven't really seen much cfb this year
>>64344848
What a master ruseman
>you will never have a tandem WR as comfy as Decker/Marshall
>>64344849
It's idol not idle you dumb fucking faggod
>>64344925
Brady's white pygmies > jets receivers
>>64344907
Uh, Palmer is about to lay 600 yards on that secondary lel
>>64344892
>Schaub not 100%
I read somewhere that combined, Schaub and Clausen are 3-10 or 11 since 2013. KC's defense, with or without Houston, is still enough to give the Ravens fits.
>>64344907
What about guards?
who ravens/broncos/49ers fan here?
>>64344935
>the Goebbels of grammar
>>64344958
Jets have some god tier receivers
>tfw 12-2
>>64344973
>tfw kenbrell thompkins is elite
>>64344925
We did. But then one of them got injured :<
>>64344964
This nigga. Ravens fan by birth, 9er's/Donk fan by Vernon Davis, Maryland represent.
>>64344960
>KC defense
Is Dee Ford gonna go off?
>>64344980
Did he do something today?
That's my nigga.
>>64344996
My feet are cold.
>>64344982
shoulda worn a hoodie
>select all images with wheelchairs
cucked by captcha, can't write this stuff
Draw your team's logo in Paint from memory
>>64344982
hey....good luck tomorrow! watch out for those raiders. their offense is quite good at home
>>64345021
Kill yourself then
>>64345026
Have it saved for easy post ability
>>64344987
Ford was solid against the Chargers. You're also forgetting about Tamba Hali among others.
>>64345041
Why don't you love me anymore
>>64345022
use the legacy catcha, nigga
>>64345052
Because every time you're sad I can't console you no more
>>64345050
>Ford
>having one decent game in his career
Even Bjorn Werner had a good game lol, and Tamba Hali has sucked ass since 2010
>>64344958
well within the realm of possibility
>>64344960
that guy from LSU
and there's also someone from OSU
>>64345026
it's something
Bengals are da bomb
switched shifts at work so I could see the game tomorrow lmao
>>64345059
I'm sad because we don't love post like we used to :(
>>64345076
>Bengals are da bomb
>never won a playoff game in your lifetime
>>64345097
gay wtf lmao
>>64345076
What do you expect from McCarron m8?
>>64345026
Giants or Eagles loss, plus a win against Johnny Memzell and we lock up a playoff spot
>>64345097
You don't know me no more
>>64345069
Well that's just completely ignant. Hali's had 3 9+ sack seasons since 2010 and been a key piece to the Chief's success. He's played second fiddle to Houston, but so would 99% of defensive players.
Ravens have only scored 19 points all month. That's an average of 9.5 points per game in December. Chiefs, despite not having a real QB, still have a better team than the Shitbirds.
I'd say 28-13.
It's 2 am and this girl sent around 15 texts to me
What do
>>64345101
No bully please
>>64345130
I know you want a white wife, i can be that :c
>>64345126
I love this =3
can I have it?
>>64345145
Lick her pussy bro
>>64345158
You're not white
I'm watching the PHI/DAL game on nfln right now
gotta see Kellen again
>>64345108
He'll move the ball well, but make some mistakes. The 49ers are trash tho
>>64345167
I thought you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy
>>64345167
Yes i am
>>64345145
use your dwarf expertise to tunnel into her bedroom
>>64345158
when will the black men stop stealing all our women!!!1!
>>64345178
considering tonight was his first NFL snap what do you expect to see? some nice footage of him throwing on the sidelines?
>>64345145
Ask for feet pics
>>64345193
i missed most of the first half
just wanted to see his throwing motion again, see how he handled himself, see if I'm suffering from Tebow levels of delusion thinking he'll ever start for a franchise ;_;
gotta say mcfadden is not the reason the cowboys are losing games
cowboys were right to let murray walk
I said the Cowboys should just tank it this season as soon as DMM left the building and everyone called me crazy.
Who's laughing now?
>>64345184
Just pretend she's your hot cousin from back in the day
>>64345188
Prove it
>>64345238
McFadden was always a good running back. The Raiders just wasted his talents and his injuries held him back
>>64345238
incorrect
they imploded the offense when they let him go
>there are people in this thread that think that anything that Jerruh does outside of the board room is a good thing for Dallas
>Cassel's interception
christ he's horrible
>>64345281
>Moore's INT
clearly worse
>>64345303
which one?
>>64345281
i wish you kept him in the whole game tbqh
>>64345248
How
>>64345193
When white bois can compete
>>64345310
Yes.
>>64345383
>drawing the B instead of the cat
THIS is why you are 1 and done
Will the ravens even show up to the stadium tomorrow?
Go Pats
>>64345399
more like we're one and done because they made the B the logo instead of the cat in the first place
>>64345400
chief bros, I'm going to need you to lose tomorrow
>>64345408
Bitch
>>64345248
Here, I cut my leg earlier and it's 20 degrees. Should b pale enough.
Gotta shave em tomorrow desu
>>64345400
#GoChiefs
>>64345443
How'd you cut your leg? :(
Did Tom get AIDS
>>64345346
Dick pic
>>64345443
That's not self inflicted and it's not deep enough to be a cut
>>64345474
Probably scraped it somehow
>>64345491
Uh do you not see blood.
>>64345486
No. It's too small from the girly potions you'll laugh at it.
>>64345546
I'll never post here again if I don't see it
>>64345552
NO D:
Also coyld sean gey anymore btfo
>>64345555
Pats - Jets is now a marquee game
>>64345573
Goodbye
>>64345600
too bad the nfl flexed in the giants/vikings instead
>>64345552
DON'T LEAVE ME
>>64345600
can't wait
>>64345601
COMEBACK MY TURTLEBULL
What's everyone listening to?
http://youtu.be/NYy6_3bem_g
>>64335055
>>64335229
>not well done
>no salt/pepper/butter on top
>no ketchup
And fuck any of you that think well done is shitty, it's the goat steak. enjoy your shitty barely dead meat that you think has flavor when you're only tasting unrendered blood fat
y/n?
>>64345778
Looks solid. Except for the part where Indy wins tomorrow.
>tfw lost my virginity to a MILF tonight
Feels good bros.
Also have a good feeling about the Hawks winning tomorrow
>>64345778
No, the Chiefs won't lose another game
>>64345792
I have Indy winning tomorrow, but if they lose only one game and the Jags win out and Houston loses one game, the Jags get in
>>64344665
>>64344665
Sean is back lads be sure to say your farwells before he leaves in search of his father LELMAO
>>64345722
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FGjyRjd1_jQ
was he elite?
>>64345796
>Also have a good feeling about the Hawks winning tomorrow
The Hawks are playing the browns at home. What tipped you off, genius?
>>64345808
If the Colts win a conference game they will hold the tiebreaker.
The Colts have to lose 2 and the Jags win out.
>>64345823
Good shit
>>64345833
Your mom was sucking off the browns locker room and she overheard that the fix is in. She told me while I was fucking her.
>>64345850
5/10
Jets are going to make the playoffs and the bills are gonna miss them for the 16th straight year REEEEEEEEEEEE please kill me.
>mfw people said jeremy maclin wouldn't get used because of based smiff yet he is 65 yds away from 1000 which will only be the 2nd time he's reached that
>>64345863
i really don't get it, bills have rex ryan and an elite defense and tyrod has been playing well this team should be 11-5/12-4
WE DAT BIRD NOW
>>64345860
you got BTFO, nigger
>>64345896
Lack of leadership. Penalties are killer.
They've changed everything you can change with a franchise and it's still the same. It has to be an Indian burial ground.
>>64345896
>Rex Ryan
There's the problem. Why they hired him when they had Schwartz running a good defense is beyond me.
>>64346012
How long until Rex gives his useless brother a job?
>you now remember the Bills eating the cake and thinking they would beat the Pats in the division this year
O im laffin
>4 AM EST
Schefter better be getting paid overtime for this
>>64346161
I'm of the opinion that "Adam Schefter" is actually two people who work on opposing schedules.
![ee82e0b17050a42bcfe39da092df2d9f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/veZzpjA.png "ee82e0b17050a42bcfe39da092df2d9f[1]")
>Post-bye week Bortles
People want to hammer him from his completion rating but he's had elite numbers since the bye
>>64346184
for the lazy, since the bye bortles has 1570 yards, 15 TDs, 5 interceptions, and a 59% completion percentage
that's 262 yards, 2-3 touchdowns, and a little less than an interception a game
so very good for a second year QB, but not elite
>>64346184
>48% completion
>against the freaking ravens
>>64346241
>5 TDs against the Titans who were like #3 in pass defense at one point
>Lose anyway
Thats the thing with that guy, you never know which Bortles you're gonna get
>>64335229
Jesus christ how long did you fucking cook that thing? Is that even beef? You know you can eat beef bloody as fuck right? Jesus christ man doubting your sanity atm
>>64346067
how do you make those eyes?
>>64346305
photoshop
if you have an image or two you want done just post them in the next 10 mins while I have alittle time with what color you want. Ill hook you up
>>64346434
>>64346434
>>64346434
new repeating pairs thread
>>64332912
>Jaguars
>Maurice Jones-Drew and Blake Bortles
>anal
>medium rare steak with a cherry coke
