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>yfw the sparkledogs win the cup
>mfw the Anaheim Mighty Cucks are already eliminated and there's nothing Calicucks can do about it
>>64344665
this is the real thread
>>64344694
>tfw no Disney bowl this year
Why did the bolts and ducks crash so hard
>>64344714
>K0NG5
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?????
>tfw best team in hockey
BEST TEAM IN HACKEY
>You may only reply to this post if your team has 50 or more points
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>64344754
Sidney is cute :3
>>64344754
>tfw Tampon Gay is the worst team in hockey
>>64344795
That's not how you spell >laffs
>>64344789
...but that's tyler seguin anon.
>>64344707
because they were overperforming
we just didnt notice because of the Flames
>>64344789
sounds like the ancient hawaiians were complete faggots
>>64344813
still beat the Kongs 5-0 though
with fuckin Bernlel in net lmao
they even had an ECHLer score for them
>>64344824
Cute girl
>Anti perving on the girl.
>>64344859
Btfo
>>64344824
>you will never make a girl wet just by giving her a cold piece of rubber.
>>64344915
>Canadian aspirations
>>64344924
What a terrible fucking flag, it only has four sides
>>64344933
fuck off raj, ur just mad u didn't get a visa to move to Mississauga
>>64344951
> implying I can't go there with my drivers license
Can you get enhanced drivers licenses in canadia?
>>64344924
>>64344933
P O O
hello
>>64344933
nepalbro?
Sweden to win WJC
>>64344963
a work visa you fucking tard
so you can work....and pay for medical school to make your daddy proud
>bobbles head around like an indian
pic related, your stinky mom
>>64344933
WAGON WHEEL
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>>64345000
Lol yeah, I can't tell if this Canadian is stupid or memeing
>>64345006
>unironically thinking I'm south Asian
>>64345005
Finland won it in Malmo, so I guess it would be fitting for Sweden to get gold in Helsinki
will the Kneelanders be playing on the same line?
>>64345048
>>64345043
What do shrimpdicks and shoepoos have in common? Stupid red dot. Lel
Don't mind me, just winning 8 out of 10 here
Why is /hoc/ filled with so many shitty forced memes? Why is it the meme general when the biggest meme sporting city on /sp/ and actuality doesn't have an NFL team? Why would anyone want memes from this shit general when /mlb/ has superior memes?
>>64345074
>tripnigger thinks he's actually communicating with ching chong and rajeet
>on a hockey thread
>in english
loving
every
laugh
>>64345091
>mad
>at sandwiches
>>64345094
>hitrer himserf carried us honory aryrans
sorry don't speak suchibucci
>>64345091
>Why is it the meme general when the biggest meme sporting city on /sp/ and actuality doesn't have an NFL team?
I must be stupid from lack of flouride or something, but what?
>>64345094
Btfo again
2-0
>>64345128
I'm d runk and forgot to type "and elsewhere actuality doesn't have an NHL team"
My bad.
>>64345133
>2-0 in the first
Japan must have a Canadian goalie in net
>>64345091
We do have an NHL team f@m.
>>64345176
But anon, Kansas City is by far the memeiest city in any professional sports.
>>64345185
they'll get another nhl team at some point
gary jewman won't be able to resist the shekels
>>64345185
Tulsa confirmed for expansion
>>64345185
I don't think so
>>64345215
>we could have had power rankings and police chases back
>but the florida retards ruined it with sandwiches
>>64345264
It was ruined way before we started shitposting f@m. They've actually been a lot easier on us since hiroshimoot made that thread
>>64345264
Is Nascar banned from /sp/? It's a big sport, way bigger than being told to go to /asp/. Just post police chases in Nascar threads.
Gee, as a life long Chicago Blackhawks fan, I hope the Blackhawks win the cup this year, I mean our franchise deserves it, we have the most popular team in the NHL. Come on guys, why not let us win some more Stanley Cups? It's only fair.
>>64345318
You and your 2.5 cups can fuck off
>>64345425
>You will never see your team win three Stanley Cups
Just curious /hoc/, are you legitimately mad? I just started watching hockey 6 years ago. I do feel for you other fans, I mean besides the Bulls, Chicago has had nothing for me my entire life besides this team.
>>64345435
>life long
>6 years ago
Kil yourself m8
>>64345435
>Chicago has had nothing for me my entire life besides this team.
what about deep dish "pizza"
>>64345425
>Sean falling for this kc tier bait
How the mighty have fallen
>>64345543
The fall ain't far when you're a manlet lel
>>64345543
>Falling for me falling for b8
Pathetic
>>64345555
Absolutely btfo and checked
>>64345555
>that burn
>dem tripz
>>64345597
Look at my cut
I am white like you
>>64345626
can you read us a bedtime story senpai?
>>64345624
Those are quads m8
>>64345679
He may not be able to check quads but he can certainly check his father unlike you Sean
btfo
>Sean is back.
I've missed ya bud.
>>64345745
I'm not Sean and my father is alive and well.
>>64345760
>sean
>having a dad
Will deepak ever recover?
>tfw the Armenian genocide never happened
>>64345825
>tfw Sean's fathers spermicide never happened
>>64345674
Maybe another night
Hands b too cold for shitposting. Sorry.
>>64345795
Sean is a potato nigger not dirty pajeetskin.
>>64345835
/r/equesting sean pic in his """"""mansion""""""""
>>64344707
Ducks: Based Teemu retired.
No leadership in the room.
Bolts: They suck dicks.
Friendly reminder that Gretzky scored his 1,000 point 31 years ago yesterday. It was the 424th game of his career, and his 86th point of the season.
>>64345931
Stfu shekel bet aisankannattaja
Ducks regressed because they relied on a sheltered blueline to step up when they were still babbys. Bieksa <<<<<< Beauchmin. They also bet big on Haglien who is a leastern player that can't handle the rigors of western conference
someday....
>>64345969
You seem to be pretty fucking stupid, buddy.
>kongs
>hasbs
>rags
>>64345899
new to /sp/ and /hoc/
What significance does the year 1993 hold? Thats when I was born.
>>64346024
last time a canadian team won the stan lee cup
>>64346032
Dang, and it was those Queerbecers too, fuck me I'm cursed.
>>64346055
If Toronto won the cup
They would burn the city down
I guess I am a leafs fan now
>>64346055
93 was also the year of the Kerry Fraser's no-call on Gretzky's high stick
Laffs could've played the Habs in the Stan Lee cup final
>>64346099
>trying to make me hate my birth more
Please, just stop. I'm sad enough as is.
>>64345435
>not being a sox fan
I am so fucking scared of Edmonton and Anaheim getting Pulju or Laine.
Also, why are the habs such a one man team? Literally a meme-team, cant wait Price to get hurt just before the playoffs again and getting swept. My mongol blood and zero gold medals are so excited
>>64346347
some trash team is getting them, it's inevitable
lucky for you, the laffs will most likely draft a dman like Chrychrun
>>64346347
That is where they belong. Shit players in shit teams.
Thank god that the real player of the draft, Alexander Nylander will be picked by a competent team
>>64346441
You mean the only swedish player who goes in the first round, Muhammed?
>>64346441
I don't understand how they can look like such faggots.
They look more gay than fucking Prince in a ballerina suit sucking a cockshaped lollipop with two dildos up his ass.
>>64344015
>you now realize Kippers never left /sp/
>>64346744
>>64346759
>>64346788
>3 replies from the same trip, all in separate posts
Got a big one over here
>>64346744
>>64346759
>>64346788
don't forget to turn off you trips finlan
>>64346824
>>64346950
>2015
>not being retarded
>>64346347
>you now realize edmonton is making the playoffs
>tfw you will never get to meet smuk_anok
>there are people who like fuk ponek in this thread
>>64347191
fuck off brony
>>64347275
>weeaboo crying about bronies
so you only watch little girl cartoons if they were made in japan? that doesn't make you better, just more autistic.
>>64347309
>weeb
>implying
the nips hate those faggots even more than we do
>>64346824
>>64346950
that's a name, not a trip
>>64347373
>you now realize I was a trip all along
>>64347373
>Doubting the autism of the finnish "pro scout" wannabe
Hyvää huomenta
>>64347373
How are things at the good ol hfboards Neuter?
>he fell for the Finnish meme
daily reminder that the last time a Finnish player scored over 80 in NHL was almost 10 years ago.
>>64347837
desu we don't give a fuck senpai
>>64347865
>tripfag
Ironic
>>64347837
>>64347837
why?
Mikko Rantanen and the finngoloids are getting gold in a couple of weeks
Friendly reminder that finland is going to dominate WJC. Literally perfect team.
>>64348250
Not even top 3 material
>Calgary
>Jonas Hiller
Detroit are doomed
>>64349014
.862% 3.76GAA
what's the problem, sven?
>>64345087
>IRRELEVANT
>I
>R
>R
>E
>L
>E
>V
>A
>N
>T
>>64349250
Detroit are shit against shit opposition, no exceptions.
>back end of a back-to back where Calgary lost the first game
>Jonas Hiller
>Zetterberg might miss the game
>>64345995
Somehow they're gonna make it alright now
>>64344665
why does this autist make every thread and make them shit?
>>64349908
starts on the 26th
Czech vs Russia
Switzerland vs Sweden
Finland vs Belarus
USA vs Canada
Ready to get blown out sven? :^)
anyone streaming the can - czech game on youtube?
>>64350737
not youtube but....
http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/369954_canada_u_20_czech_republic_u_20/
where is binland
>>64352183
I can be your binland tonight
>>64352183
watching fin-swe meme tournament game
>>64352287
This t bh
>>64352287
How bad are you losing
>>64352381
1-0 after the 2nd period
>We're gonna lose yet again
>And lose next year
>Then the year after that
Who /sudoku/ here?
>>64352477
I know the opposite of that feel.
I made spiced lamb for dinner last night and then hit drunk so i have the worst tasting burps right now
>>64352522
>1993
AIIAIIIAIIIAIIAIIIAIIIIAIII IHANAA LEIJONAT IHANAA WWWUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64352477
https://translate.google.com/#fi/en/vittu%20saatana
>current year
Wings called up oulette and nosek, meaning z is out and ericsson is out
>>64353116
>oulettes first name is xavier
what a faggot
where is the wjc thread?
>>64353116
Ericsson is a game time decision, Zetterberg will play. They called them up before they were sure, before the window closed.
http://www2.dailyfaceoff.com/news/
>>64353161
reddit.com
>>64353161
>not saving it for the 26th
>>64353167
Griffins don't play til Saturday so I guess it's fine
>>64353179
>tfw remember the comfy wc threads from last tournament with mostly euro posters
>Ramo starts again tonight
>let in 3 goals in 22 shots last night
Poor Hiller, no one trusts him.
>>64353199
Yeah, should be alright.
>>64353239
Well, it's euro hours this tournament too. So there should be a pretty high percentage euros again
>>64353239
lel remember that Sweden Canada game
>Pittsburgh PenguinsVerified account
>@penguins
>Sidney Crosby is not on the ice with his teammates.
>>64353631
Stamcock for Crysby confirmed
>>64353631
Is his career finally over
>>64353631
do you guys think that if the pens go trade crosby or malkin that it'll just pop up, or do you think that the talks could leak out and build a massive hype wagon
>>64353631
PANIC I AM PANICKING
>>64353631
it's nothing fun because the roster is frozen
Why doesnt anyone fucking know anything
>>64353631
i pressed charges against him for murdering my fantasy team
Hope he serves hard time tbqh
>>64353176
Kek
What if Sid has been kidnapped by ISIS?
>>64353944
Crosby is day to day with lower body injury
Thank fuck its not his head
>people thinking you can just pick and choose whichever team you want to follow
>>64354833
we don't allow those types in this thread. Speaking of which why does nylander think he can pick and choose what country he plays for when he was born in canada?
Who /comfy/ here?
I got my lounge pants and flames jersey on watching Braehead clan. Also in off work tomorrow
>>64354833
Finland was Swedish territory for over 800 years. Finland was also Russian territory for over 100 years. All infrastructure & society built in Finland was developed by Fennoswedes. Finns cannot choose their teams but Fennoswedes can due to their heritage. Why should they owe allegiance to aisankannattaja tier players?
>>64354923
Because he can
>>64349014
Pls don't tell me Hiller is icing.
>>64354923
>we don't allow those types in this thread
Good.
>Speaking of which why does nylander think he can pick and choose what country he plays for when he was born in canada
Because he obviously can.
>>64355033
>Finland was Swedish territory for over 800 years. Finland was also Russian territory for over 100 years. All infrastructure & society built in Finland was developed by Fennoswedes
True.
The rest, not so much. Finns are good people at heart, even though they try to give you a hard time every now and then.
Has anyone even seen this new Pens goalie?
How do you stop pucks when you can go invisible turning sideways?
>>64354923
people do that all the time, though
Kolzig was born in Africa and Brett Hull was born in Canada.
>>64355098
See --> >>64353258
If i get bored enough later I'll replay the game and try to find the hit. Although sometimes jewcenter makes me wait 48 hours for a local replay and i didnt dvr it
>>64354833
I don't live anywhere near the team I support, was not born in the city they play in, and live near several other NHL teams. Fite me, bitch :)
>>64355157
Hiller has been utter shite even worse than Ramo
>>64355275
No, but I will look down on you.
>>64355286
I know, wished he would have started. But I'm okay with Ramo, since he's on a back-to-back and wasn't that good yesterday.
kikel double confirmed for Brony horse fucker
>>64355379
Cool with me. But you'll be looking down on someone watching his favorite team win a cup and having a great time.
>>64355286
>worse than finnish goaltending
damn son he must be abysmal
Lets go Red Wings!
>>64355491
They're not winning the cup. But other than that, yes.
I made nachos
>>64355488
I'm going to fist your asshole while you smell my nuts faggot.
>new england 'fans'
>not fairweather niggerfaggots
Pick one chowdanigger
>>64355589
wheres the one where they say "fuck off vesa :DDDD"
>>64355568
>Screenshot
No you didn't
>>64355568
>white 'people'
>>64355379
Ramo seems to have been hit or miss this season.
Wings man I assume?
>>64355589
Fuck I miss kipper
>>64355745
Yeah, and Calgary have been doing good as of late. But I'm hoping for last night's Calgary/Ramo.
Correct
>>64355827
I never got to see last nights game because the team I actually support were playing and getting raped.
>>64355827
Shut up u fkin moor
>>64355640
I did. I just got a gs6+ edge and don't know how to make my pictures less than 6mb yet so i just took a screenshot of my picture
>>64356101
>let in 3 goals in the first period
>Ramo letting in 3 goals in 22 shots
That's the Calgary I want today tbqh.
>>64356226
Mashallah
>>64356264
Nigga it's 11 am
>>64356114
Easily the best goalie finland has ever produced
>>64356460
Its actually 2pm and I'm drunk. I'm also not the fag that posted that
>>64356264
I wanted to watch hockey but i guess its time for bed
>>64356264
sleep tigh pupper,.
>>64356460
No nigga it's 9pm
>>64356617
>implying
>>64356713
Close, it's 8pm
did binland beat sweden today?
>>64356862
what do you think
>>64356862
Sweden won 2-1 after a SO.
Who scored the game winning goal in the SO?
Omark of course.
>>64355776
I don't, him and Iginla were absolutely based against the wild.
That also reminds me when Phaneuf broke two planes of glass in one game. At least it was in the saddledome.
fuck you, Jesse
>>64344707
Ducks regressed massively because they were paper tigers that wilted over time.
>>64356862
We don't actually care about this game so it hardly constitutes a win.
>Being a Penguins fan
Is there no end to this misery?
>>64357670
Well if youd lived here you'd understand its fair
>lemieux
>jagr
>crosby
>malkin
plus the steelers. You take it as it comes
hi where are the memes
>>64357758
All things are possible when you welcome dog into your life
Will the Laffs ever be relevant ?
>>64357670
Join us my finngolian brother
>>64358188
They are relevant. Not as contenders but the constant media circus, delusional fans, laffs posting, and general incompetence makes them worth following.
>>64358359
Me on the right
>>64358587
Why cant canadians use memes correctly
>>64358649
kc tier
>>64358649
ur mom uses memes to dildo herself
>>64358665
What is this kc tier shit and why have you been trying to force it the last few days?
>>64358919
But that is correctly.
>>64359471
Abo mong tier
rate this top tier meme
>Ottawa "Cuisine"
Is this thread about hockey or flags? Because honestly I cant tell.
>>64362420
what team are you a fan of australia?
>>64362780
kc tier
>>64362862
not enough water to be considered sauna plus too many clothings
rate 1/5
>>64362780
thoughts on trouba wanting 7 mil
>>64363024
agreed. no real finn man
>>64363243
me on right
>>64363034
Seems a tad steep, but he is showing a lot of promise. Still I would be keener to throw money at Scheifele to keep him around. Assuming we keep Buff and Ladd
>>64345185
muh austin pro sports team when
>>64363431
this looks delicious m8 what is it
>>64363602
White bread with sprinkles on top
>>64363602
Its called fairy bread.
Basicly 100s and 1000s sprinkled on buttered bread; its really common at kids parties.
>vanpooper cantpucks
>>64354923
>Speaking of which why does nylander think he can pick and choose what country he plays for when he was born in canada?
I'm american then.
Panarin wins the Calder.
If he doesn't fuck the NHL writers
>>64364128
>luon2oa1
Who /coastingonloserpoints/ here?
>>64364276
You're welcome here putinbro
>>64364712
how about we wait till they have played atleast half of the season?
>>64364712
>feeding off the top scorer in the league wins you a calder
lel no
JAGR
barkov babby
>>64364925
No, because any way to stop the dick sucking of McMeme and Fuck I am stuck in Buffalel.
>>64364942
So? Then by that argument Benn nor Seguin can win the Hart because they feed off each other.
Also wow he plays with someone talented. God forbid someone with talent plays with someone with talent.
Better knock that shit off right now and demote him to Rockford to play against vastly inferior talent on a nightly basis.
Look at me I'm Finland. I pretend to know something about hockey but in reality I know shit and even fucking Latvia knows more
>>64364942
wasn't that before Panarin though.
>>64365097
>>64365097
>>64365097
>>64365097
bolts sens
>>64365070
Why are you so angry? I'm just saying that a 23 year old playing with the leagues top scorer is less impressive than an 18 year old like Domi dragging his shit team into decency
This man will win the Calder.
>>64365070
exactly, it means that both duclair and domi should win the calder because they feed off each other
casual here, havent kept up with hockey wwhile doing exams.
How are Bolts doing and what are their chances of a post-season?
>>64358360
It's a roller coaster. People gonna go ape shit when we get stamkos.
>>64358649
They never recovered from Lesotho. Memes now trigger them and are banned.
>>64365661
Hahaha
Sekera - Schultz
Nurse - Gryba
Nikitin - Fayne
Ference
Literally Auston Matthews tier
this fucking panthers/nucks games
the curse of canucks goaltending
>Ray "Chicken Parm" Ferraro
>this is what Jack Edwards just called Landon Ferraro's dad
KEK
>>64365661
Looks like Stamkos is... Bolting
broons thread where?
>>64365913
see >>64346082
NUKE TORONTO
t. rest of Canada
Ok I know most of the people here are just memefags who don't actually watch hockey, but can anyone tell me how long has Stamkos been on Namestnikov's wing?
>>64365188
>Binland expects Americaitlyn to understand how player development works
>>64366605
fuck off faggot
>>64366841
oh look he's back
>>64366910
>tfw I knew just using that word would trigger the people who get really assravaged by that guy
>>64366910
>Americaitlyns getting triggered by a word again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0A7WtCj7yc
Finland's anthem in WJC
>>64367067
Translation????
Why eating out of cardboard plate not in plate???
>>64366772
As long as they leave Maple Leaf Garden and the HoF intact then let it burn.
>>64367136
too long to translate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_q1UnRYKYE
>>64366956
>>64366960
>mfw triggering americaitlyns in three threads at once
>>64367246
Is it ironic or is he really this based?
>>64367306
They just can't handle the banter
>>64367306
so you don't do it?
>>64367449
All you have to do is say you like cam Newton and they lose their fucking minds it's amazing
>>64367449
somewhere between
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T5iPTxDPBI
>>64367306
But there is no face
>>64366789
Since TJ and palat went out I think
fuck boston
>>64368615
u mad bro?
>>64367566
Absolutely based
Ekblad is a fucking beast.
>>64368810
>tfw you'll never eat his chocolate chip cookies
>>64368700
we'll see who's mad at the end of the game, cuck
>>64353786
>trade Malkin
Why in fuck would they trade the only reason they won the cup, outside of fluery? He's the only one trying right now.
Then again, they do have Rutherford as gm, so anything is possible I guess.
holy fuck, miller injured midshootout, which puts in markstrom, who was part of the luongo trade
jesus, what a crazy game
>>64369019
was just a hypothetical, but yeah
i could see jr doing shit like that
That fuckin Barkov shootout goal.
>>64369078
A cold goalie in the shootout? That's some Mighty Ducks theatrics right there.
>put her in, she has a hot glove hand
>what if he shoots blocker side
>he won't. he's too fancy
>>64369118
it was nice
Barkov playing like that finnish generational talent
>dat jagr setup
>dat steal in ot
>dat shootout
Don't mind me
>>64369118
remember to read the recap at www.aleksanderbarkov16.com
>>64369118
Third time in a row he scores a shootout winner
>le regular season coin flip boy
>>64369078
No. Miller out is not good. And we finally won a game. Fuck this gay shit.
And yeah, fuck Jr. Dude ruined the hurricanes, and now he'll do it to the pens (though, they ki d of deserve it)
>mfw originally from Sweden
Current political discussion in Sweden for the next Winter Olympics:
Will Sweden hockey because it's so violent?
I kid you not.
>>64369267
Ban hockey*
>>64369267
yeah im calling bullshit on this-
>>64369301
this
Why do Hockey games never start on time?
Wow, the Rangers have really sucked lately.
Calgary @ Detroit gamethread
>>64369436
>>64369436
>>64369422
What do you think has a worse trajectory, your career or the New York rangers
>>64369230
Autism
>>64369530
Well my career already hit rock bottom, I have no where to go but up. Rangers aren't haven't hit bottom yet.
>>64369599
At least you got gretzky dubs my man
Things are looking up
>>64369599
Rangers peaked in 2014 though
>>64369827
Yeah, time for a complete rebuild desu
tuukka
8-0-2 1.42gaa 3so in last 10 games
>>64369935
>canadians unironically think tuuk is not an elite top 10 goalie
>>64369964
>canadiens*
Why are NHL attendances so bad?
>>64370075
Because Americans don't care about hockey
>>64370075
I'm guessing Star Wars?
Is there a Rangers gamethread
>>64370132
>there are people who would rather watch a Star Wars rehash than hockey
>>64370306
youre in it pal
>>64370097
>>64370132
I honestly believe Braehead Clan fill their arena more.
Although isnt the ticket prices for NHL games just stupid?
>>64370343
That's what I thought, the lines are a little crazy tonight but it seems to be working
>kreid or die
>>64370386
Depends on the team
Fuck..
Holtbys starting to slip
>>64370495
Panthers fans go to games dressed like seats?
Old man Boyle has been pretty good this year
This is pathetic, I thought Holtby was supposed to be good
t-t-t-hey're doing better, right guys?
>>64370606
He's been much better on the power play recently
THIS FUCKING BRUINS DEVILS GAME M8S
FUCKING GOD DAMN
>>64370552
Yes, and it's a sellout every night
>tfw I was at this game
>yfw Paul McCartney is at the game tonight
YAAAAAAAAAAAS
THANK YOU BASED SPOONER
What a game that was, shame there was no thread.
GG Devils if any of you even exist
>>64370855
>That fucking breakaway by Based Vatrano
Jesus
>CORY FUCKING SCHNEIDER
I think that nigga is elite.
>>64370887
>>That fucking breakaway by Based Vatrano
I was wondering what the fuck he was doing at first, but holy shit what a GOAT spin around the ice, faked the shit out of the NJ's Defense.
>That BERGERON OPEN NET MISS IN OT
>>64370629
>implying any of those were his fault
Thornton on Barkov's SO winner: "I'm his shootout coach in case you guys didn't know."
lel
>>64370929
Should've made Bergeron think he was playing the Leafs. Then he wouldn't have missed.
does anyone have webm of that Barkov shootout goal? it was so filthy
Name the following player /hoc/:
"I used to play tennis when I was younger and actually still actively follow ATP Tour and try to play tennis myself when there is a chance. I haven`t been to any of the ATP World Tour arenas yet, so one day my brother suggested that we should go see the Tennis Center located at Crandon Park, Key Biscayne. My brother used to play Junior Orange Bowl there back in the day and knew that the Center Court is huge and amazingly beautiful. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw it, because it was almost as huge as some ice hockey arenas. Right away I had a thought in mind that it could have been awesome to be a professional tennis player, but it would have been surely very tough as the tennis players travel much more than we do and constantly struggle with crazy jet lags."
>>64370970
Krieder fucking split him open on his goal
With tonight's win, the Bruins are officially the hottest team in the NHL since November 19th
Based.
>>64371076
It's someone from Florida, so probably too shitty for anyone to be able to name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo7pSX_x4lw
goddamn it's disgusting
>>64370991
I miss Shawn Thornton
this fucking penalty shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yumFPGAEB3w
>/hoc/ goes to dallas game
i have the worst feeling that we're about to get memed on in the 3rd for a Caps victory
i don't trust Rangers leads at all
>>64371266
>drake reference on hockey jersey
Colonel Lindberg can't stop taking penalties
>Holtby in charge of skating to the bench
>>64371297
Well they just did it to >us when >we had a 3-0 lead the other night
Reminder that the prime matchup of this WJC will be Matthews vs W. Nylander, starting with the game on the 28th, and it will be a match for the ages.
>really smart play by Mcilrath
Sentences I never thought I'd hear
>>64371076
>>64371123
forgot pic
>>64371433
there aren't any black tennis players
B RUINS WIN BRUINS WIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4C75F4O4BU
>>64371297
I'm not sure >we are gonna make it through the 2nd
>>64371411
>spoiler: nylander wins
>>64371297
you jinxed it
>rags
>rags
>>64371433
Is it chychrun
>lundpads
>>64371516
Added to my Swede collection. Thanks m8
>>64371495
Lmao
>>64371547
I added yours also thx
>>64367225
Maple Leaf Gardens is now a supermarket
>>64371076
>>64371433
I know Teemu Selänne likes tennis, but that's it.
>>64371542
close
it's barkov
>>64371606
GOOD OL' TAPPARA BOY
>>64371606
You mean
>bustkov
right?
>>64371606
>Barkov
>having both a fart-face and a butt-chin
>>64371597
Ryerson University also has a rink and athletic centre there.
>>64371658
not this year
>>64370536
He had to come down to earth some time.
His numbers were fucking unbelievable.
Still better than >lundshit
>>64371665
Don't be mean. It's just that finns aren't used to the sun. Even less so the strong sun down in Florida.
Can someone tell me why the entire Ducks management hasnt been shot into the sun after this fucking season. Thats actually disgusting how fucking bad you are with that roster.
>>64371606
>lost our new Jarkko Nieminen to sunny florida hockey
JUST
>>64371673
>Ryerson
>A university
>>64371703
Well, its a dead give away when you look at Anaheim's cap situation how bad their front office is.
Someone want to make an actual thread for caps-rags or are the bantz just in /hoc/ tonight
>>64371697
Barkov has 0% finnish heritage
>>64371724
It's an accredited polytechnic institute
>>64357670
You enjoying dat Phil Kessel? IHes exactly what you guys needed!
ryan spooner
Ovie finally getting going on the PP this year
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
Real life memes
>>64371297
wew
I'm honestly at the point where I'm wondering why I watch these games anymore
>>64371917
What the fuck
>>64371851
BASED
Honestly, love how well they are competing right now, lot of heart, something they lacked last year.
Don't care for first or anything, and I really don't think we'll win the cup, but I just want them to make the playoffs and play with a little fire under their ass, that's all.
We're technically still in rebuild mode if you think about it.
>>64371943
is this your first day watching hockey?
Ovechkin just doing Ovechkin things
Sorry >rags
>>64371782
He's like Komarov, they're both of Russian heritage somewhere down the line but raised in Finland.
I think a lot of people don't realize that Finland and Russia share a border.
>>64371932
Oy vey
>>64371957
I know the meme I just didn't know they actually thew octopus onto the ice
>>64371944
ideally you just wanted a real change in the system play and ideology of the organization en masse this year. we got that and also a playoff team that could win a round if they add a d man.
idk if you're tracking senyshyn at all who sweeney was dissed for picking and detroit was going to jump to pick first round as well, but he's killing it rn.
who else hyped for caps/stars scf?
>>64371838
Phil Kessel? You mean that guy who's on pace for 50 goals with Crosby?
>>64371754
meh. Their cap situation doesnt have anything to do with them playiong like ass for what they put on the ice every night. No way they should be this bad. Im sure Perry and Getz are out every night shooting coke off 13 year old girls twats with their play
>>64372024
That would literally be the biggest snoozefest on the planet
>>64372025
Yea hes a LOCK for the rocket richard now hes got a #1 center. Just wait hes gunna scarr 60 this year!
>>64372012
Scoring under-PPG in your draft+1 year in the OHL isn't really killing it. In fact, that's pretty bad. Also you'd have to go back a long, long time to find a good NHL player who scored twice as many goals as he did assists in junior.
>>64372076
the opposite
>>64371981
how it should be t b h
>>64371703
Is it really the people behind the bench's fault? The team on the ice is playing so bad it's pathetic.
>>64372012
So I've heard, the Absolute Madman does it again, what else does he have up his sleeve?
>People wanted Julien fired (some still do)
Honestly, I am infuriated by some of the idiots around here. Blaming him for our woes last year, as well as pinning a lot of the player mistakes on him is just downright fucking unfair.
If you think about it, he's completely gone against his style of playing this year, and it's worked pretty well so far. And if you consider the lack of defensive depth, that's pretty amazing.
>>64372126
What else are you gunna do? Its been 31 games and they havnt come out of it. Their playoff hopes are pretty much done
>>64372114
it's less about stats and more about how well he's playing with the puck and how strong he is on the boards after putting on some weight. the greyhounds are not strong in their top six at all this year and he's a guy who's projected as a complimentary one tool winger at the pro lvl who is controlling puck possession for them night in and night out
>LUNDQVI5T
>LUNDQVI5T
>LUNDQVI5T
>LUNDQVI5T
>LUNDQVI5T
>Holtby vs. Lundqvist
>5 to 3 in the second
What the fuck?
this pic is relevant again
>rags
>lundshit
The Caps spotted you 3 straight goals, Rangers.
3.
>>64370629
>LUNDQVI5T
>LUNDQVI5T
>LUNDQVI5T
>LUNDQVI5T
>LUNDQVI5T
>rags
>>64372303
Mostly defense has been shit on both teams but both goalies would like a couple of those back
Cap PP humming
>rags
>>64372410
Man I'm barely into SW but Lucas fucking with the original ghosts in that scene is infuriating and dumb
>>64372417
Caps PP had me worried for a few games where they seemed to be trying new things for no reason.
But now it's back to "stick Ovi in the Ovi spot and pass it until there's an opening" and all is right with the world.
>>64372443
i don't think you can just preface something gay and stupid with "i'm barely gay and stupid but..." and then make a gay and stupid pedantic observation w/ obvious contextual knowledge of somethign incredibly retarded and just not be considered a fag, in mt opinion
barkov is so fucking based guys.
>>64372451
Are the caps pp babbies? Holtby got completely memed on by >us including our worst player who hadn't had a goal in over 100 games, but somehow memed a turn around thanks to their pp
>>64372524
Rekt
Is barkov elite?
>>64372551
They're a very good all-around team this year, they were winning even when the PP was shitting it up.
Defense has been shoddy recently, though. Not sure what the hell is up with Carlson, but he's been making lots of mistakes.
>>64372574
yep
based pro scout was right
>the rangers of new york city
>>64372600
>Not sure what the hell is up with Carlson, but he's been making lots of mistakes
I think that's just john carlson. He's always been a major liability.
the caps are oing to win the cup cause they have the goalie and the scoring nd jewishly for storyline and money it would make sense to have crosby fall and ovechkin rise like a king as the nhl tries to compete w/ other sports who promote pure offense guys with outside of the sport personalities
>mfw I picked lundpads 1st round in my fantasy league
>>64372709
the caps are going to choke because they have no defense and they can't win game 7
>>64372699
It's frustrating because he has the ability to be an elite defenseman but he seems to just have these ridiculous mental lapses a couple times per game.
Thank god for Nisky and Alzner.
>>64372744
As a non craps fan, I really wouldn't mind seeing Ovechkin lift the cup
>>64372744
>lowest GA in NHL
>no defense
>people are responding to tripfags
At least the >rags are >ragsing
>>64372744
i think that they will win the cup wirh a lot of big pp goals and big saves by holtby
>>64372744
>No defense
>Have Holtby in net
>can't win game 7
>signed the guy literally nicknamed "Mr. Game 7"
Prepare your anus
>RAGS
>LUNDSHIT
TYBPROSCOUT
#BARRRRKOV
>>64372782
everyone wants ovie to win a cup. Too bad he can't win game 7
>>64372777
Fuck dude.
The nisky alzner line has been amazing this year.
>RAGS
>PULLING YOUR GOALIE
>LUNDSHIT
>>64372832
>dmen
>line
pick one you casual faggot. bet you can't even skate
ovechkins i just won the cup smile would likely usurp messiers rangers cup smile and bourques avs cup smile as the most sincere and "well thats cool" of all time
>>64372866
pulling is different from yanking you dumb nigger
>>64372784
>boring low event system = good defensemen
>>64372869
Pairing.
Stay mad, faggot.
>RAGS
Goodnight
>rags
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>RAGS
>swedish goaltending
>>64372943
JUST
>>64372943
at least your cuck replacement gave up a shorty. Everyone will forget the 5your washed up ass let in
>>64372914
it worked for the king s and bruins who both have since changed to ur credit. but it could work again
>>64372958
The beautiful irony behind this post is that Rinne is actually in the net right now
>5
>UNANSWERED
>GOALS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>Rags
Is lundqvist ironically called King? Surely nobody thinks he's that good
>rags
>>64373031
ur drunk m8
firt time posting on this hockey board. wondering what you rowdy boys think of my fabvorite team, which is the new york rangers? let me know in the comments below ty
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>7-3
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
R A G S
A
G
S
LEL
>HELLBU2G
>mfw 6 unanswered goals
>>64373089
shit team
shit fans
shit franchise
>rags
>rags
>>64373067
>.000
>>64373073
Lmao oh shit
Literally inconsolable
>>64373004
>king s and bruins
2 teams that had actual good defensemen. caps don't have that.
>>64373067
>its now 0-2
>rags
>>64373200
lol
before you get depressed in ur life, imagine how you would feel if you were sincerely a fan of the new york rangers,
>>64372713
>mfw I picked Getzlaf 2nd round and thought it would be a steal
RAGS BLEEEEEEOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
New thread rags BTFO edition?
>>64373291
New
>rags
>lundshit
>>64372117
Benis :DDDDDD
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