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Red Melbourne beat Pissbane
Sixers vs Hobart starts @ 4
Green Melbourne vs Green Sydney starts @ 7:30
Womyn's starts before that
New Zealand are presently on suicide watch. They are 9/232 in the 1st innings after Shit Lanka posted 292.
Speaking of suicide watch, statscunt is on it.
1st for New Ze/a/land
>>64329423
knit your socks, Paki
>poo peeland are LITERALLY going to lose at home to Shit Lanka
kek
KEK
>>64329369
>>64331976
And I thought >we were the ones literally obsessed with (You).
Reminder that Reality Christ literally predicted this
>leave pee pooland to me
>that other /cric/ thread in the catalog
>>64332238
>he predicted a 53 run win
>55 run lead
G O A T
>>64332276
thanks for reminding me m8, just bumped so daniel literally pooicides when he sees it in the catalog and realize there's been 1 post in 12 hours.
>Poo Peeland
PICK LITERALLY POO
what's /cric/'s favorite cricket match of all time?
>>64332724
Australia v India Sydney 2008
Australia v South Africa Johannesburg 2011
Australia v New Zealand Hobart 2011
Australia v South Africa Cape Town 2014
Crimbo soon lads.
>>64332724
NZ/SA semifinal this year la'
Objectively a top 5 ODI of all time
>>64332724
Amazing Adelaide 2006
Don't care if its a casual pleb choice, it's popular for a reason
These Big Pleb League highlights are cringe Tbh
>Bunnings Warehouse replay
>>64334844
Your face is cringe Tbh
what the fuck is that
>>64335523
A stupid choice to save screencaps in png and not jpg to me
>>64335589
literally print screen and cntrl+v m8
its only "saved" on memory, not hard-saved
>>64335523
what are you taling about m8?
do elite meme20 players wish they were playing tests for their national team or is it beneath them?
>>64335678
tests are shit, nobody wants to stand in the sun for 8 hours
>>64335678
I imagine every australian cricket player wishes they were playing tests
>Shit Lanka
reality kek on pooicide watch
>>64335814
Chris Lynn literally skipped the Ayy tour to play pyjama cricket
Don't blame him Tbh, who wouldn't want to get paid to hit sixes and fuck high test bunda in Trinidad?
Swinging away like its T20
>>64336077
this will literally be the future of Poo Peelia Ltd's batting in 5 years.
All thanks to muh relevant BBL pandering to women and children.
>>64335678
Depends on whether or not they've reviewed the IPL red pill
Some of the worst batting I've ever seen. Literally Trent Bridge-tier.
This is some boring fucking cricket.
Shit Lanka really blew it
Just checked the score. What the FUCK happened?
Last time i looked they were 71/0
I once installed a Gyprock gloryhole for RC
>Latham
ok Australia you might be on to something. This manlet is literally Cowan-tier
>this "match"
Well I've finally snapped
I'm unironically waiting for the BBL match to come on
>kuktill
>>64337137
Ipl seasoings startings soon boss
>Cucktill
inb4 tie
Work just called in lads
cheeky nap on the field lads
>leave the death count to me
Is Chameera, dare I say it, elite?
>>64337660
Chimera is a genetically modified single organism composed of cells from different zygotes m8
>>64337660
>>64337787
How does it feel knowing that fucking Hamilton literally has a more bouncebabby track than P*rth or any other Poo Peelian roads
>>64337816
>b-but Australia!
stay obsessed
me on the left
>>64337851
>thread literally has NZ vs SL in the title
>literally started by a Poo Peelian
>u r le obsessed
>>64337926
I'm here for the mighty Sri Lanka
80% of the balls bowled today have been short lol
Rate my meme that I made lads
>>64337971
t. Wickramanayake
>>64337981
it's shit lad
>>64337977
lol
thats actually pretty funny haha
>>64337981
Thirsty as fuck/10
Does anyone know the lineup for Sydney vs Hobart?
>tfw I'm wasting picks on players that aren't playing in fantasy
>>64338082
Sixers: Moises Henriques (c), Sean Abbott, Jackson Bird, Doug Bollinger, Johan Botha, Brad Haddin, Nick Larkin, Trent Lawford, Michael Lumb, Nathan Lyon, Nic Maddinson, Steve O'Keefe, Jordan Silk Hurricanes: Tim Paine (c), Ben Dunk (vc), George Bailey, Cameron Boyce, Dan Christian, Joe Mennie, Simon Milenko, Sam Rainbird, Clive Rose, Darren Sammy, Kumar Sangakkara, Shaun Tait, Jon Wells Stars: David Hussey (c), Michael Beer, Scott Boland, James Faulkner, Evan Gulbis, Peter Handscomb, John Hastings, Ben Hilfenhaus, Glenn Maxwell, Kevin Pietersen, Marcus Stoinis, Luke Wright, Adam Zampa Thunder: Mike Hussey (c), Fawad Ahmed, Aiden Blizzard Chris Green, Jacques Kallis, Usman Khawaja, Chris Hartley, Clint McKay, Kurtis Patterson, Ben Rohrer, Andre Russell, Gurinder Sandhu, Shane Watson
I think this maatch has exposed what a flat track babby Ross Taylor is.
Put him on a road against a minnow attack and he scores 290.
Put him on a bouncy pitch against a genuinely good pace attack and he gets a duck.
cuppa tea lads?
>tips fedora
>>64338881
coffee>hot chocolate>tea
>>64338964
nice pleb opinion there pam
>>64338964
disgusting
>>64338964
neck your life
>Americans
Black tea (no sugar) is the GOAT beverage and you are outing yourself as a complete pleb if you disagree.
if YOU are NOT watching BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR Ellyse batting RIGHT NOW on ONE you are a SEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
need williamson to get 116* for the 50 average and most test runs in a calendar year by a kiwi.
we'll reach the total before then tho desu
>>64338964
P*rth's Short Mac>Rest of the World's Short Mac>Latte>Cappuccino>Long Mac>Flat White>Espresso>Long Black
>>64339569
Kane will NEVER average 50
He will fall short here today and then his "average" will plummet against GOATstralia
reminder that every single time in his career that Kane has faced Australia on a non-road he has failed abysmally
what race is that female commentator?
>>64339645
kek
Meme Shit will finish with a career average in the mid-40s
>>64339719
human
>ian healy
>>64339750
reminder that Adam Voges is empirically and objectively a better batsman than Kane
reminder that Adam Voges is empirically and objectively the best middle-order batsman in world cricket at present
>all these over confident kiwis
twice the pride the bigger the fall.
>>64339750
that has LITERALLY nothing to do with his post, you are so poobsessed with the muscular AusGODS and suffer from such a severe inferiority complex that you always have to deflect EVERY criticism leveled at Pee Pooland to Australia
>>64339816
reminder to not steal my gimmick
is Brett Lee related to Bing Lee?
>>64339816
Stadpad: the batsman playing for Statpad: the country
Not surprising considering he comes from a country who's greatest sporting hero was a statpadder, draft dodger and the only autist who took the game seriously while everyone else were 45 year olds with day jobs.
>>64339827
It's "double the fall" you seething casual
>>64339870
>reminder to not steal my gimmick
i havent been cucked by a gate yet
>>64339870
You are literally furious.
Williamson will end with a career average of 51, forged from not outs as he'll always be the last man standing.
Meme Shit's average has gone down 4 runs since the start of the Ashes and will only continue to decline as smart bowlers figure him out and his reflexes slow.
Pradeep my son
who /thirsty/ here
Some of these women bowlers have some big asses on them lol
>>64340156
hahaha :)
>>64340156
dont just talk about it without posting it my man
rip snorter
So, how long until Andy Maher makes an unintentionally sexist and misogynistic comment whilst commentating the Women's Big Bash?
>Kane's knee
worry.jpg
>Mel Jones was brought up in Melbourne but gained much of her cricketing pedigree from her West Indian father, even though she didn't meet him until she was 16.
>>64338287
I installed gyprock at Adam Zampa's mum's place once.
Is anyone watching the women's T20? Elise Perry on track to making the fastest quarter century in the history of women's cricket with 18 off 26.
>>64338287
need some context Tbh
>>64340309
>Born in England
Brits getting cucked the fuck out
ded qt
could me and 10 random cab drivers beat the Windies?
Why don't women batsmen practice against male bowlers?
If you can play Starc imagine how much you would dominate these shitty ass female bowlers
>>64340309
This is too good
>>64340568
Because they're too shit for that
Women's cricket is only semi-professional and they don't have any investment in their development. They'd have to be Bradman or Sobers tier talented to be remotely competitive
I'm tipping most of you would get destroyed by these WBBL girls.
Reminder that Bradman could unironically not handle short balls.
>>64340805
I'd destroy them if you catch my drift
>>64340831
fast leg theory was not just about dropping it short, it was about stacking the leg side field
>>64340805
obviously, but we're talking about them in relation to male international players
>>64340831
>I read the bodyline wikipedia for the first time and can't wait to inform all the bronzed, muscular ausGODs about his brief difficulties in conditions that every other batsman also struggled in
I love following warney
KEK
another shit decision
>>64340831
He was the only batsman of that era who
could bear them and find a way to beat it.
>>64340887
Oh I certainly do. It's been two days since I had sex and I am nursing a throbbing hard cock right now.
>>64340915
based stan mccabe did alright
Will Perry win it?
>>64340915
>bradmans average during bodyline was still higher than any poo peelander averages ever
You just can't make this shit up
Sthlekar more like shitlekar lmao
kek at these umpires
>tfw wageslaving from 7am everyday this week except christmas day
J U S T
U
S
T
I'll be statscunt suicide posting everyday before I go to work at least
QT BOWLER DETECTED
KEK, the 3rd shit decision in 3 overs
>he is still going
>>64338829
I actually just feel bad for him at this point. it's actually more pathetic than /rug/. That atleast has 3 Kiwis talking to eachother with one random pom and aussie. The nz/cric/ thread is LITERALLY just daniel.
>>64341309
>me
really wish I could be watching this as I have 5ml of cum I need to unload. Anyone have a stream or porn reccomendations?
>>64341343
what are you into?
>>64341343
BEB-100 is GOAT tier JAV
>>64341366
>>64341366
>>64341366
kinky shit and tits
>>64341381
>Ichiki Miho
>anything better than shit tier
kek m8
>>64341403
Asked my wife's homosexual son about mates having gay blowjobs with condoms on and he replied with
>No one is that gay daddy
>sixers run 2
>"good result for the scorchers because it keeps perry off strike"
KEK
>>64341486
That's horseshit. Oral sex us way more common amongst gay folk than anal.
>>64341433
she's normally shit, but this once video is fucking amazing lad
watch McMeme fuck this up
It's official.
She is now my gf.
>11 off 12 needed
this is a thrilling finish
>Bane PTFO
>Taylor out
It's over lads
>>64341640
nice one lad
BASED kane hitting a BASED four
Reminder that if you prefer Holly (or any female player) over Ellyse you are a filthy, seeeeeeeething summer of cricket casual and should kys.
>>64341640
Enjoy the clap.
>>64341726
fuck off matt
>>64341726
Meg>Ellyse
claiming Ellyse is better than Meg is like arguing Keith Miller was better than Bradman
PERFFFFF BTFO
>>64341758
filthy seething summer of cricket casual detected
>>64341780
Yes Meg is a much better batsman, but as a female cricketer nobody comes close.
>highlight reel at end consisted mainly of misfields
kek
>>64341640
congrats m8, you made it!
>>64341828
kreazycasual detected
>>64341828
I wish Meg would play mens grade cricket to see how she goes
she is so far above the rest of the womyn it isnt even competitive
>>64341888
filthy seething summer of cricket casual detected
>>64341888
>LEE FUGG LE GAYZYGAYZA XDD :DDD XDDDDD
>>64341888
trips confirms
>>64341923
damage control further confirms
>>64341343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXd4GNkQ14
>Meg Lanning STILL hasn't been partnered up with a male cricketer
The eugenics program is in shambles lads
8AC4B2A
ended up fapping over this. Sometimes all I want is a bit of softcore action. Plus she reminds me of my Russian gf only with bigger tits.
Pic related is my Russian gf, I miss her so much I was a fucking idiot to give up my angel for a brown banshee. If you are reading this please know I'm being sincere...
>>64342085
Post a picture of you and her together
>>64342085
Is this the one you broke up with because she smiled at Legolas surfing in Lord of the Rings?
>>64342085
ты гoвopит пa-pyccки?
>>64342085
got any naughtier ones m8? ;)
>>64342104
>>64342150
>replying to /sp/'s worst shitposter
>250 runs to overtake Ponting for the most runs in international cricket in a year (in 10 less innings)
>3 ODIs to go
can he do it
>>64342191
nah
reminder lads, Reality Cunt claims he can speak Russian (someone has the pic). I am now testing him. If he fails, his narrative is over.
>>64342191
>that shit conversion rate
>memecullum playing a test innings
>>64342191
He can and WILL.
The poopeelians are seething and apoplectic right now
>1(16)
Why does Brendan hate memes so much lads?
>>64342251
>1 (16)
>>64342372
kek @ this seething and apoplectic reply
So lads, now that its over, what was the highlight of New Zealands golden age of cricket?
Was it drawing against Bangladesh?
Was it getting flogged by Australia in the World Cup?
Was it getting flogged by Australia and South Africa in Tests?
>>64342421
It was literally and unironically winning the solitary test against Australia in Hobart, in a losing series.
I'm not even kidding. Look at the locker room photos from after the game. You'd think they just won the World Cup.
Poopeelians are seething and apoplectic right now lads
HAHA TIME FOR MEMES
>>64342191
and that's with two series against Shit Lanka, a World Cup, a 33 against fucking Afghanistan and games against Zimbabwe, while Ponting was against a far stronger opposition
>>64342497
Poopeelians on seething and apoplectic damage control watch
>>64342518
Poo Peelanders on losing a series to Australia, losing the World Cup final to Australia, being kucked in the rankings in all 3 formats by Australia, and having their greatest ever batsman kucked by big strong Ponting and Sangakkara TWICE EACH in calendar year runs watch
>>64342518
>LE DAMBAGE KONTROL VVATCH XD XD
>>64342560
>>64342588
kek
KEK
1. Winter
.
POWER GAP
.
2. Autumn
3. Spring
.
POWER GAP
.
.
.
9001. Summer
kek, nice "poodiction", Obesity Check
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>64342628
faggot detected. The only good thing about Australian winter is footy season.
Here are better rankings.
1. Autumn
2. Summer
3. Spring
4. Winter
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Poo Peeland Ltd.
I like Kiwis
>>64342676
So what's this mysterious shit that's been happening in your life that makes you believe in Satanism?
Poo Peeland Ltd.
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>Shit Lanka
where did all the poopeelians go?
KEK
>there STILL hasn't been a /poog/ thread since the one that died at 200 posts over a fortnight ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
MY FUCKING SIDES
POO PEELAND LITERALLY PTFO AND LITERALLY POOICIDAL RIGHT NOW
KEK
E
K
Pee Pooland Inc.
>>64342782
the nz/cric/ one is literally worse
200 posts over 3 days
75% of the posts are either Australians getting confused and posting in the wrong thread or just Australians mocking daniel
the balance of the posts are daniel talking to himself
Poo Peeland Ltd.
might grab another cuppa lads
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Might drive my motor bike to Ivana's house for a cheeky doggy style lads
Poo Peeland Holdings Ltd.
>>64342868
t. Ajay
BASED kane hitting a BASED six
>hits a six to get 66
Kane confirmed satan?
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Nicole24 videos.
Poo Peeland Pty. Ltd.
reminder that GOATney Sixers vs Pissbart starts @ 4
But Hobart actually look really good this year. Solid top-order (Paine, Dunk, Sangakkara, Failey, Christian), Tait & Boyce will give more wicket-taking opportunities and Sammy is here for the whole season this time.
Shitriques back for 6ers
PP Enterprises.
>>64343000
>"people" actually watch that shit
>>64343021
dont be jealous of what you can't ever have. It's a massive sign of insecurity
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64342696
It can't be surmised in one big event. I guess you would have to embrace him if you were to really understand it.
There was a certain ecstasy I felt the night I accepted Satan as my master, although I didn't think too much of it at the time. But now I know that when you get touched by his glove it changes everything in your life.
I predict one day Satanism will become more than a joke following. The world will wake up to a new morning, as he appears in a black sky without warning. God's powers have been diminished throughout the centuries. I feel as though a devout follower of God could die right now and their soul would be torn from his Angel's hands by a hoard of Sabbatic goats. There is nothing for us in the future but horror and despair, we have already gone too far in embracing his symbolism.
daniel on suicide watch
mccullum on suicide watch
>>64343066
wew
What a fuckwit
great shot that one
>>64343066
>There was a certain ecstasy I felt the night I accepted Satan as my master
you now remember daniel
MemeCullum Ltd.
Kane on GOATicide watch
Santa on christmas watch
>>64342191
>comparing the quality faced by Ponting in 2005 to playing against the worst Australian team since Hughes, Shit Lanka and associate nations in the World Cup
Daniel you scallywag
When the FUCK does the Based Bash start?
Predicting Kane to get out this over.
>>64343356
Santa on NOT existing watch
sorry to break the news to you like that, anon
>>64343457
santas playing right now pham
>>64343422
>its a reality cuck predition
>>64343422
Nice poodiction reality cuck
very lucky to get away with that, he won't last much longer.
how many overs left
>>64343604
11 minutes worth
>>64343617
>finishes at the exact same time based bash coverage starts
clockwork
Craig on never being selected again watch
https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/678173278536523776
why does he sound like such a faggot?
>>64343691
They're a festive people
>>64343066
Surah Al Ar'af (10-27)
And surely, We created you (your father Adam) and then gave you shape (the noble shape of a human being), then We told the angels, "Prostrate to Adam", and they prostrated, except Iblis (Satan), he refused to be of those who prostrate.
(Allah) said: "What prevented you (O Iblis) that you did not prostrate, when I commanded you?" Iblis said: "I am better than him (Adam), You created me from fire, and him You created from clay."
(Allah) said: "(O Iblis) get down from this (Paradise), it is not for you to be arrogant here. Get out, for you are of those humiliated and disgraced."
(Iblis) said: "Allow me respite till the Day they are raised up (i.e. the Day of Resurrection)."
(Allah) said: "You are of those allowed respite."
(Iblis) said: "Because You have sent me astray, surely I will sit in wait against them (human beings) on Your Straight Path.
Then I will come to them from before them and behind them, from their right and from their left, and You will not find most of them as thankful ones (i.e. they will not be dutiful to You)."
(Allah) said (to Iblis) "Get out from this (Paradise) disgraced and expelled. Whoever of them (mankind) will follow you, then surely I will fill Hell with you all."
>>64343721
for you
santa on krampus watch
>>64343749
"And O Adam! Dwell you and your wife in Paradise, and eat thereof as you both wish, but approach not this tree otherwise you both will be of the Zalimun (unjust and wrong-doers)."
Then Shaitan (Satan) whispered suggestions to them both in order to uncover that which was hidden from them of their private parts (before); he said: "Your Lord did not forbid you this tree save you should become angels or become of the immortals."
And he [Shaitan (Satan)] swore by Allah to them both (saying): "Verily, I am one of the sincere well-wishers for you both."
So he misled them with deception. Then when they tasted of the tree, that which was hidden from them of their shame (private parts) became manifest to them and they began to stick together the leaves of Paradise over themselves (in order to cover their shame). And their Lord called out to them (saying): "Did I not forbid you that tree and tell you: Verily, Shaitan (Satan) is an open enemy unto you?"
>>64343721
is there a single team which doesnt have a meme black international?
Only the Sixers I think and they're pretty much the worst team in the comp. That's what happens when you dont embrace the objectively superior BBC.
Craig on recalled watch
PEE
POO
PEE
POO
WE MADE MORE THAN 182
>the Maxmeme dismissal is in the BBL intro
kek
KEK
K E K
finally we get to see a decent Sri Lankan batsman
If you could go to any country free of charge to watch your country play cricket where would you go?
The windies seem cool
>>64343808
hi freshie
>that dudes hair
JUST
>>64343840
Probably New Zealand. Everywhere else is a shithole
>>64343840
Afghanistan
>>64343840
England
New thread when?
>>64343840
NZ or SAF.
The ones where the spectators sit on the grass instead of seats look comfy as fuck.
>Steve Smith commentating
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>>64343907
When this one hits the limit cock breath
>>64343910
>>64343928
Queenstown on sexy, charming and popular watch
hey Peewis, hows your BBL team going?
Who /bigfooty/ here?
>>64343970
It does look comfy as fuck
stove on commentary watch
>>64343970
easily one of my favourite ""cities"" in the world
SCG on low crowd numbers watch
Who here /women'scricket/
Not a bad watch desu
Tait why aren't you express anymore m8?
Tipping Hurricanes in a "blowout" by 8 wickets.
CATCH
If Michael Lumb was out LB he'd be Michael Plumb
>Michael Dumb
Also tipping Thunder in a "close one" by 3 wickets.
>DUMB
>>64344108
If he was out caught he'd be Michael Lumb.
>>64344108
If you had better social skills you'd be happy in life
>>64344085
he literally just bowled 150 for that wicket
>>64344126
>150 occasionally
>express
why this match on early?
>>64344141
150 in your first over ain't bad
>"similar to Wasim Akram"
kys Worst Waughner
Casual reminder my record is 2-1 in tipping for this league despite "literally" not giving a fuck about t20 cricket.
Reminder that two years ago no one capped my successful mid season prediction of the Scorchers going all the way despite being a massive underdog.
>>64344167
KEK
who the fuck did he say that about?
Baddin looking like getting out every ball.
>>64344178
as in two wrong and one right?
Has there ever been a more overated cricketer than Sanggakarra?
>take off your fastest, best bowler one over in
>bring on a part-time spinner
WHY.jpg
>>64344178
Casual reminder I flipped a coin three times and was right twice
>bowling my keeper
Bravo T Paine
>>64344205
Don Bradman Tbh>>64344205
>>64344205
Kallis
>le jack of all trades man
>>64344205
bradwoman
>>64344214
meems
>>64344205
Warne
>>64344192
No, if you would notice my prediction has only been capped once in this "season" due to it being wrong.
I tipped the Renegades last night and was bang on the money for the Strikers to beat the Stars.
>>64343982
Good m8, we're playing Shit Lanka atm in one of those meme 5 day T20 matches
If George Bailey was a trap, he'd be Bailey Jay
>he's crunched that
>ball goes 3/4 of the way to the boundary
>the city of Andy Maher
>>64344182
Rainman
>Tim Paine
>a good keeper
pick one
WALLOP
>Less than 5 overs played and the RR is already 10
Jesus Christ
>sammy
>good
>11.27 Run Rate
MY DICK
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>baddinson
lads
jersey2017.raiders.com.au
well I said Tait and Boyce were good signings
now all Hobart need is a new captain
why isnt Failey captain? he is nothing if not a good captain
Shirt in his undies haha
Is Moises Henriques Mexican?
>>64344419
portugese
>yfw one of the BBL team signs Holly or Ellyse because of muh equality and Sean Abbott kills her with a bouncer
>>64344426
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>64344426
Thanks Andrew "Freddie" Flintoff
>>64344433
ellyse will play for the sixers though
>>64344445
t. misogynist
>>64344445
Ellyse would literally do better than Lawford
I'm fairly sure she wouldnt get clean bowled by Fatson
>>64344433
Would that "literally" cause him to commit pooicide? Killing two players and one of them being the first woman to play ever.
>>64344466
Lawfords bowling was elite m8 unlike poories
>>64344473
Abort feels no remorse, he's a cold, killing machine
>this Smith and Flintoff banter
Why aren't you shitneyfags in the stadium right now?
Is there anything more satisfying than peeling off sunburn?
Christ, Tait prefers to live in Hobart than Adelaide, says it all really. That must hurt.
>>64344507
peeling flaking skin during winter.
>>64344515
Hobart is objectively a stunning city m8
Its only downside is that it has no jobs.
>>64344521
Have you ever been burnt pajeet?
>>64344533
And the complete lack of anything to do
And the weird locals
>>64341640
sorry m8
>>64343970
Queenstown is the embodiment of god's own.
You literally cannot take a single bad photo of the scenery.
>SLIPPY M
>>64344562
Hi daniel
anyone on here ever been to the SCG?
>>64344547
No, brown skin rarely burns but it does tan.
>>64344554
>And the complete lack of anything to do
because you're such a chad that you're on here with us?
Sure there isn't much of a nightscene, but there's plenty of outdoors stuff to do around Tassie.
I'm not Tasmanian or anything but I go back there on holiday every now and then because it is objectively a great place.
Just ignore the native wildlife.
U FUKIN POO PEELANDERS ARE SHIT AT STICK BAT. GTFO
Do you think Holly is a virgin?
>>64344573
I was at the World Cup semi-final
it was 85% Indians there
>>64344594
Yes. She is only 15 years young.
>>64344573
Nah lad
>>64344594
not now that the windies are in town
lel Fatson can't even hit the pins
>>64344594
Yes. She dates manlets.
Manlet "dicks" don't count.
>>64344606
GOLDEN
Peter Nevill on suicide watch
>baddin
Shitriques is fucking terrible lads
>looks like a little bit of swing
what did he mean by this?
If Holly were to fuck anyone in this thread, it would most likely be me. Wouldn't be fair on the rest of you though, I don't find her that attractive and her tits are shit too.
Honestly, I doubt there's enough money in the ch10 coffers to get me to sit in a room and awkwardly chat with Stove for 3 hours
>>64344594
Always thought this webm had the perfect images for the "Great Post, Well Meme'd"
>yeah, if it's on channel 10 I'll watch it
Worst is getting desperate for a paycheck lads
>>64344653
He meant the ball was swinging
>question about Strayan bowlers
>Stove mentions Paris as second after NCN
Joel Paris on Test-debut watch
>>64344655
Well you are a manlet, and that's what she likes
>>64344655
Nah it would be me m8, I earn 300k a year from my mathmatics degree
>>64344664
can an under 10 mixed race shitskin using a cheap ball generate any swing?
name a more charismatic man than stove
Yep, Abbott is a good hitter Mark
Are the Peewis here literally just memespouting?
>>64344677
your narrative is falling together
>>64344679
If Smith says its swinging I guess so
>>64344689
Thanks m8, Merry Christmas
>y-your off for a day of pampering
>>64344689
Just saw this on my facebook feed
>Windies use their full strength bowling attack
>cant take more than three wickets against Cucktorian literal whoms
JUST
>>64344672
I'm "literally" 6'3, idiot.
>>64344677
Yeah with the personality of a corpse.
Elite Stove calling it before the umpire
>>64344716
I literally did too
we might have mutual friends lad
>>64344727
but, by you're own admission, you're ugly as fuck
Holly digs the mongs
>Tait never achieved his potential
>>64344728
Somebody liked it from the Cricket memes page.
>>64344727
Wearing lifts in your shoes and spiking your hair up 6 inches doesn't count you small dicked, child fucker
>>64344737
One of those chicks that looks well fit in casual wear and dog tier in formal attire.
>>64344737
he looks like a lovely guy
YOU JUST KNOW
>>64344742
Imagine the articles if this happened to a poo peelander
>>64344757
What is stove shit doing in ther with those GOATs?
>>64344749
The first official picture of Reality Check
>>64344737
>those ugly ass cow tits
Holly would like me because pretty much all girls think I'm hot regardless of my shitty features.
>>64344757
Worst is literally more autistic than Stove
>>64344742
GOAT meme dismissal Tbh.
>>64344757
freddy is a good looking dude no homo
>>64344774
>pretty much all girls think I'm hot regardless of my shitty features.
thats called being a reasonably wealthy white man in a third world brown shithole
>>64344749
>that shitty grammar
Idiot. I know you're probably under 6ft yourself but that has no bearing on my natural height. Part of my success as a centre half forward in footy came from my height and big strong hands. But oh no you called me small what is my life coming to? I will have to console myself in three premiership medallions.
>>64344791
it's the angle tbqh, he looks really ugly most of the time
>>64344727
>RC's mum: I just don't understand doctor, whats wrong with my son?
>Dr: Well, after consulting with the boy's psychiatrist, Mathew is-
>RC: My names not Matt! I only go by my online persona Reality Check!
>Dr:.. Well anyway Mr. Reality Check here-
>RC: I prefer my you recognize me by my proper title Dr, you'd hate it if I addressed you as a regular plebeian.
>RC's mum: Matt please!
>RC: Mum you are 'literally' the biggest whore I know, can you please at least respect that this is a private conversation between distinguished individuals. Now please, keep quiet..
>Doctor: Mrs. RC your son has been diagnosed with high functioning autism-
>RC: What the hell! I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt and assumed you knew what you were talking about, but clearly your just a jealous plebeian trying to slander my reputable name. I bet your a magpies supporter aren't you?
Dr: Who are the magpies?
RC: You uncultured swine! I don't know what sort of sham institution you attained your doctorate in, but it is clearly deficient. I thought every elite educational institution enforced some sort of cultural aptitude when giving out doctorates, but I guess not.
>RC's mum: Sorry doctor, sometimes.. RC.. gets a little worked up over things
>Dr: Oh.. ok I understand. I'm very sorry doctor, i must've read the charts incorrectly. Could I speak to your mother alone for a bit.
>RC: Not a chance. I have an obligation to monitor your performance and ensure no further slip-ups occur! Be aware that if any more mistakes are made, I will personally take you to court. I have several connections amoung the legal fraternity and they will ensure that you don't work another day among the medical practice!
>Dr.: Well, anyway. I'd reccomend limiting his access to TV-
>RC: That simply won't do! The entire sports section of 4chan depends on me to make threads monitoring several prestigious sporting events, I must maintain my presence within this community to keep up my tripcred
There was some brilliant justification for the mean-spirited, virginal anger he spouts daily. It's to help us all. He's literally Our Saviour
>>64344807
>RC's mum: shh dear.. If your quiet from now I on we can pick up an ice-cream.
>RC: Didn't I already ask you the seal you whorish lips you nymph? And why would I want you to get plebian tier ice-cream, i've already told your spunk filled ears that I can only eat light yoghurt ice-cream.
>Dr: I also reccomend you son engage in greater social activity, engaging with his peers..
>RC: I'll have you know (gestures finger-quotes) "doctor" that I am a well ventured socialite. When I am not granting /sp/ and /tv/ my insights into a range of topics I am frequently romanticizing my several trophy wives and throwaway mistresses. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, so if you mind me and my whore are going to leave. You should receive your court notice for your upcoming malpractice suit within the month. With my experiences as a team physician and councillor for several AFL outfits I can easily see that your degree is a sham, but I know many less fortunate and less learned patients probably couldn't. That's why I have to remove you from the practise, I'm sorry but goodbye doctor.
>RC's mum: MATTHEW YOU COME BACK THIS INSTANT AND APOLOGIZE T-
>RC: (sigh) You never were the brightest bulb where you mother? We're leaving. I just hope I haven't missed out on too much of today's banter on /sp/. I hope the helpful, yet unenlightened, partakers of /nrl/ can help me choose a NRL team today so I can finally fully devote myself in support.
Personally I'd rather no personality than be a sperg. As defeatist as that sounds, a life in delusion is far worse
>>64344178
you are LITERALLY one of the worst """tippers""" in /cric/
Is Mick Fanning related to Dustin Fletcher?
>that fucking ball
Is Jordan Silk related to the Silk Road?
>>64344804
>three premiership medallions
Also that photo you posted a while ago, you know, of the Wedderburn Footy Club. No one during that period remotely fits anything you have described.
Source: Socialising while doing agricultural work in Donald for 3 months this year
Didn't realise Botha played for pink sydney
>>64344815
Seems as though you need to harden the fuck up if you think what I say is mean spirited.
>>64344807
Pathetic, it doesn't represent my personality one bit. I've seen much better satire being made of me.
![[DeadFish] Ghost Hound - 10 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_01.31_[2015.12.19_13.42.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k1ePziD.jpg "[DeadFish] Ghost Hound - 10 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4 snapshot 01.31 [2015.12.19 13.42.00]")
>waist high full toss
Daily reminder that by the 1st of January 2016 Kane will be just the 3rd player to have both ODI and Test averages of 50+
Daily reminder that he will also surpass Ponting's record of the most international runs in a calendar year.
>>64344879
Let me guess, you came up with HTFU too?
>>64344882
>Daily reminder that by the 1st of January 2016 Kane will be just the 3rd player to have both ODI and Test averages of 50+
doesn't matter because they will both drop again
>>64344882
Poopeelians on seething and apoplectic watch
>>64344873
Then you didn't socialise enough.
Reminder that Kane will be stuck playing for a test team ranked 6th (SIXTH)
>>64344875
there were heaps of changes this year but it is surprising the sixers picked him up
am I a pleb for liking Flintoff on commentary?
>>64344929
he's meme, but not that bad, better than warnie for sure
what a fucking meme shot
>>64344929
nah he's a good laugh
>>64344882
Reminder Ponting made it against the greatest team England have ever had, Shoaib Akhtar and Danish Kaneri, while Kane played Shit Lanka twice, associate nations in the World Cup and a weak Australian side
>>64344913
>Brady
>not being an honest bloke
>>64344929
Sounds like he's having fun, and the sort of fun that isn't offputting for anyone else
>>64344948
What's his nickname.
HAHAHAHA
FUCK ME
K-E-K
How the Melbourne weather going?
DARREN SAMMYS GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>64344942
South Africa weren't half bad aswell with Pollock, Donald & Ntini
Kane got BTFO'd against current South Africa
Webm now
>>64344751
>dog tier
Piss off mate
But what if the celebrity doesn't say "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here"? Do they just stay in the jungle, forced to make their own way out?
>>64344988
rumour has it no one knows
>>64344984
I reckon holly would look good with a collar Tbh, she has a nice neck
>>64344955
Wouldn't have a clue, I was introduced by that name, he was with his wife and 3 kids
>>64344981
>donald
>2005
stay cas m8
>>64344873
>Source: Socialising while doing agricultural work in Donald for 3 months this year
FRESH OFF THE BOAT BACKPACKING SCUM LOOKING FOR A VISA DETECTED
>leave Shitney to me
>Arnie shilling shitty apps nobody has heard of
What has the world come to lads
whos the backup keeper without carters, Maddinson?
>>64344999
Yeah OK mate, I could picture you trawling through his facebook wall desperately trying to find the answer. I have him on facebook by the way, would you like to see his complete profile?
>>64344984
Did I hit a nerve Arnold? Do you pooriously poosturbate to pootos of Poolly Pooling?
>Kallis
>Blizzard
>Hussey
>Khawaja
>Watson
>Russell
Is this the best starting 6 in the bbl?
Is mel white?
>>64345030
While trawling through your archived posts I found quite a few circa 2014 where you ranted about how Facebook is terrible and how you're never going to have Facebook and how everyone who uses it is dumb
Your narrative is collapsing under its own weight
MEL
:3
>>64345040
>Wright<Blizzard
>Stoinis=Kallis (I mean come on.. its 2015)
>Pietersen>M.Hussey
>Maxwell>Khawaja
>D.Hussey<Watson
>Russell>Faulkner
desu
>>64345049
she LITERALLY has a black Windian father who abandoned her when she was born
>>64345054
GLIB FACSIMILE
>>64345058
>>Faulkner<Russell
got the order of the players swapped but you get the idea
>>64345058
wright < Blizzard
Stoinis < Kallis
Pietersen < Hussey
Maxwell > Khawaja
Hussey < Watson
Faulkner < Russell
>>64345060
pretty sure your thinking of the other mel m8
>>64345054
Nice to see you changed the subject. I only got facebook recently while I was in Taiwan just to get in touch with a few people, and since I came to Indonesia I've taken to it to let friends and family know I'm OK and not going to let the government bring me down. But aside from that anyone who goes on Facebook to check out people's blog posts and upload photos of food are fucking idiots.
>>64345086
Caught any more sharks lately? I went fishing today and caught nothing
just found out there are water buffalo in australia
>>64345086
I'm glad to see that it only took you five minutes to worm your way out of that one
Another flaw in Reality Check's narrative: he referred to his Italian genetics in 2014, while in 2013 he described himself as a ""pure"" fifth generation Australian.
>>64344178
No it's not, quit lying you pathetic faggot
GOAT
KEK
hobart on pooicide watch
>flintoff
PTFO
T
F
O
>SANGASHITCUNT
LE GREATEST PLAYER OF SPIN XDXDXDXD
>Poomar
>pooricanes
Saw Star Wars today. It was pretty fucking good tbqh
>>64344533
I liked Hobart but holy fuck the UV is through the roof because of the hole in the ozone layer (but muh /pol/). We got burnt on a fucking 20 degree day.
>Driving up Mt Wellington
>Those fucking sheer drops
>Me wearing a t shirt and shorts at the top despite being incredibly windy and cold
Shouldn't have done that t b h f am
>2/1
>pissmania
PARTY HARD
>>64345139
>being that white
Kek. Cease going outside.
>>64345086
I honestly wish I could execute you legally, but I guess you live in Indonesia so you'd probably get it for littering.
the sixers would win the comp if they had everyone available for the entire length of the competition
DOUG
THE
RUG
>>64344727
>this tripfag
>this post
CANT MUG THE DOUG
So glad Xavier Rudd kept his song going for KFC, all those proto-hippies getting absolutely arse assaulted daily.
>>64345180
This, they would easily have the best bowling attack in the comp
>>64345180
A full strength team of NSW players would literally win every cricket competition there is
Reminder Reality Check is officially wrong as of the second over
>>64345205
who would win between the thunder and the sixers though?
>>64345199
How good is the Tower Stacker lads?
about to try these lads what am I in for
Sammy looks happy to be there
dead thread and dead community
>>64345222
Literally just chicken Smiths with a tiny bit of a hot aftertaste.
Pretty shitty.
>>64345219
Im talking about the whole talent pool of NSW in one team. They would win world cups and test series with ease
>>64345149
kek
KEK
>3/5
>cricket fit
>>64345149
point at him and laugh
>>64345252
>fat bermuda guy.jpg
>>64345139
>thinking a cold wind will somehow blow away the UV
The average UV index in Tasmania is lower than the rest of Australia. Stop blaming being pale on the ozone m8
with how shit the umps have been this series, teams should seriously appeal just about anything
>>64345261
THE FRIDGE IS OPEN
cant remember his name to find the first slip catch on youtube
Why does the commentary box always look so awkward?
When 9 shows a shot of their commentary box, it always looks pretty relaxed and comfy.
>>64345277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtHiKUz0I6k
>>64345289
It looks like the corner of a nightclub where people try and act cool
>>64345277
>THE EARTH SHOOK WHAT A CATCH
>In October, Mehajer was banned from a gym after allegedly threatening to find out where the father of a Lindt cafe survivor lived and kidnap his children.
kek
>>64345292
>the world cup will only involve 10 nations now
it's fucking terrible, the associate nation players were the best part of it
>>64345149
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64345239
>that description
>bad
>>64345315
top bloke, it's the racists who are the problem.
>>64345292
Levercock, thats it thanks lad
NEW THREAD
>>64345329
>>64345329
>>64345329
>>64345329
>>64345325
Yes, it is bad.
If you show up at a party and they have chicken Smiths chips in a bowl, great.
If you willingly go to the supermarket and decide to buy chicken Smiths chips as a snack, you're an idiot. There's a dozen better flavours you could get.
>>64345315
just a bit of fun tbqh
>>64345289
its the no arms on the chairs forcing them to have their hands at their sides
>>64345334
>3 posts early
Autism
>>64345320
Heartily agree m8. Loved a bit of giant-killing action and Netherlands, Ireland and Best Istan were good to watch.
>>64345222
They're shit mate
>>64345242
>>64345259
>>64345324
its actually beyond parody
anyone got the Johnson one?
>>64345239
>>64345352
I agree lads I was thoroughly disappointed
walkcunt on suicide watch
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