Red Melbourne beat Pissbane
Sixers vs Hobart starts @ 4
Green Melbourne vs Green Sydney starts @ 7:30
Womyn's starts before that
New Zealand are presently on suicide watch. They are 9/232 in the 1st innings after Shit Lanka posted 292.
Speaking of suicide watch, statscunt is on it.
1st for New Ze/a/land
>>64329423
knit your socks, Paki
>poo peeland are LITERALLY going to lose at home to Shit Lanka
kek
KEK
>>64329369
>>64331976
And I thought >we were the ones literally obsessed with (You).
Reminder that Reality Christ literally predicted this
>leave pee pooland to me
>that other /cric/ thread in the catalog
>>64332238
>he predicted a 53 run win
>55 run lead
G O A T
>>64332276
thanks for reminding me m8, just bumped so daniel literally pooicides when he sees it in the catalog and realize there's been 1 post in 12 hours.
>Poo Peeland
PICK LITERALLY POO
what's /cric/'s favorite cricket match of all time?
>>64332724
Australia v India Sydney 2008
Australia v South Africa Johannesburg 2011
Australia v New Zealand Hobart 2011
Australia v South Africa Cape Town 2014
Crimbo soon lads.
>>64332724
NZ/SA semifinal this year la'
Objectively a top 5 ODI of all time
>>64332724
Amazing Adelaide 2006
Don't care if its a casual pleb choice, it's popular for a reason
These Big Pleb League highlights are cringe Tbh
>Bunnings Warehouse replay
>>64334844
Your face is cringe Tbh
what the fuck is that
>>64335523
A stupid choice to save screencaps in png and not jpg to me
>>64335589
literally print screen and cntrl+v m8
its only "saved" on memory, not hard-saved
>>64335523
what are you taling about m8?
do elite meme20 players wish they were playing tests for their national team or is it beneath them?
>>64335678
tests are shit, nobody wants to stand in the sun for 8 hours
>>64335678
I imagine every australian cricket player wishes they were playing tests
>Shit Lanka
reality kek on pooicide watch
>>64335814
Chris Lynn literally skipped the Ayy tour to play pyjama cricket
Don't blame him Tbh, who wouldn't want to get paid to hit sixes and fuck high test bunda in Trinidad?
Swinging away like its T20
>>64336077
this will literally be the future of Poo Peelia Ltd's batting in 5 years.
All thanks to muh relevant BBL pandering to women and children.
>>64335678
Depends on whether or not they've reviewed the IPL red pill
Some of the worst batting I've ever seen. Literally Trent Bridge-tier.
This is some boring fucking cricket.
Shit Lanka really blew it
Just checked the score. What the FUCK happened?
Last time i looked they were 71/0
I once installed a Gyprock gloryhole for RC
>Latham
ok Australia you might be on to something. This manlet is literally Cowan-tier
>this "match"
Well I've finally snapped
I'm unironically waiting for the BBL match to come on
>kuktill
>>64337137
Ipl seasoings startings soon boss
>Cucktill
inb4 tie
Work just called in lads
cheeky nap on the field lads
>leave the death count to me
Is Chameera, dare I say it, elite?
>>64337660
Chimera is a genetically modified single organism composed of cells from different zygotes m8
>>64337660
>>64337787
How does it feel knowing that fucking Hamilton literally has a more bouncebabby track than P*rth or any other Poo Peelian roads
>>64337816
>b-but Australia!
stay obsessed
me on the left
>>64337851
>thread literally has NZ vs SL in the title
>literally started by a Poo Peelian
>u r le obsessed
>>64337926
I'm here for the mighty Sri Lanka
80% of the balls bowled today have been short lol
Rate my meme that I made lads
>>64337971
t. Wickramanayake
>>64337981
it's shit lad
>>64337977
lol
thats actually pretty funny haha
>>64337981
Thirsty as fuck/10
Does anyone know the lineup for Sydney vs Hobart?
>tfw I'm wasting picks on players that aren't playing in fantasy
>>64338082
Sixers: Moises Henriques (c), Sean Abbott, Jackson Bird, Doug Bollinger, Johan Botha, Brad Haddin, Nick Larkin, Trent Lawford, Michael Lumb, Nathan Lyon, Nic Maddinson, Steve O'Keefe, Jordan Silk Hurricanes: Tim Paine (c), Ben Dunk (vc), George Bailey, Cameron Boyce, Dan Christian, Joe Mennie, Simon Milenko, Sam Rainbird, Clive Rose, Darren Sammy, Kumar Sangakkara, Shaun Tait, Jon Wells Stars: David Hussey (c), Michael Beer, Scott Boland, James Faulkner, Evan Gulbis, Peter Handscomb, John Hastings, Ben Hilfenhaus, Glenn Maxwell, Kevin Pietersen, Marcus Stoinis, Luke Wright, Adam Zampa Thunder: Mike Hussey (c), Fawad Ahmed, Aiden Blizzard Chris Green, Jacques Kallis, Usman Khawaja, Chris Hartley, Clint McKay, Kurtis Patterson, Ben Rohrer, Andre Russell, Gurinder Sandhu, Shane Watson
I think this maatch has exposed what a flat track babby Ross Taylor is.
Put him on a road against a minnow attack and he scores 290.
Put him on a bouncy pitch against a genuinely good pace attack and he gets a duck.
cuppa tea lads?
>tips fedora
>>64338881
coffee>hot chocolate>tea
>>64338964
nice pleb opinion there pam
>>64338964
disgusting
>>64338964
neck your life
>Americans
Black tea (no sugar) is the GOAT beverage and you are outing yourself as a complete pleb if you disagree.
>>64338980
>>64339008
>>64339079
>>64339208
if YOU are NOT watching BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR Ellyse batting RIGHT NOW on ONE you are a SEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
need williamson to get 116* for the 50 average and most test runs in a calendar year by a kiwi.
we'll reach the total before then tho desu
>>64338964
P*rth's Short Mac>Rest of the World's Short Mac>Latte>Cappuccino>Long Mac>Flat White>Espresso>Long Black
>>64339569
Kane will NEVER average 50
He will fall short here today and then his "average" will plummet against GOATstralia
reminder that every single time in his career that Kane has faced Australia on a non-road he has failed abysmally
what race is that female commentator?
>>64339645
kek
Meme Shit will finish with a career average in the mid-40s
>>64339719
human
>ian healy
>>64339750
reminder that Adam Voges is empirically and objectively a better batsman than Kane
reminder that Adam Voges is empirically and objectively the best middle-order batsman in world cricket at present
>all these over confident kiwis
twice the pride the bigger the fall.
>>64339750
that has LITERALLY nothing to do with his post, you are so poobsessed with the muscular AusGODS and suffer from such a severe inferiority complex that you always have to deflect EVERY criticism leveled at Pee Pooland to Australia
>>64339816
reminder to not steal my gimmick
is Brett Lee related to Bing Lee?
>>64339816
Stadpad: the batsman playing for Statpad: the country
Not surprising considering he comes from a country who's greatest sporting hero was a statpadder, draft dodger and the only autist who took the game seriously while everyone else were 45 year olds with day jobs.
>>64339827
It's "double the fall" you seething casual
>>64339870
>reminder to not steal my gimmick
i havent been cucked by a gate yet
>>64339870
You are literally furious.
Williamson will end with a career average of 51, forged from not outs as he'll always be the last man standing.
Meme Shit's average has gone down 4 runs since the start of the Ashes and will only continue to decline as smart bowlers figure him out and his reflexes slow.
Pradeep my son
who /thirsty/ here
Some of these women bowlers have some big asses on them lol
>>64340156
hahaha :)
>>64340156
dont just talk about it without posting it my man
rip snorter
So, how long until Andy Maher makes an unintentionally sexist and misogynistic comment whilst commentating the Women's Big Bash?
>Kane's knee
worry.jpg
>Mel Jones was brought up in Melbourne but gained much of her cricketing pedigree from her West Indian father, even though she didn't meet him until she was 16.
>>64338287
I installed gyprock at Adam Zampa's mum's place once.
Is anyone watching the women's T20? Elise Perry on track to making the fastest quarter century in the history of women's cricket with 18 off 26.
>>64338287
need some context Tbh
>>64340309
>Born in England
Brits getting cucked the fuck out
ded qt
could me and 10 random cab drivers beat the Windies?
Why don't women batsmen practice against male bowlers?
If you can play Starc imagine how much you would dominate these shitty ass female bowlers
>>64340309
This is too good
>>64340568
Because they're too shit for that
Women's cricket is only semi-professional and they don't have any investment in their development. They'd have to be Bradman or Sobers tier talented to be remotely competitive
I'm tipping most of you would get destroyed by these WBBL girls.
Reminder that Bradman could unironically not handle short balls.
>>64340805
I'd destroy them if you catch my drift
>>64340831
fast leg theory was not just about dropping it short, it was about stacking the leg side field
>>64340805
obviously, but we're talking about them in relation to male international players
>>64340831
>I read the bodyline wikipedia for the first time and can't wait to inform all the bronzed, muscular ausGODs about his brief difficulties in conditions that every other batsman also struggled in
I love following warney
KEK
another shit decision
>>64340831
He was the only batsman of that era who
could bear them and find a way to beat it.
>>64340887
Oh I certainly do. It's been two days since I had sex and I am nursing a throbbing hard cock right now.
>>64340915
based stan mccabe did alright
Will Perry win it?
>>64340915
>bradmans average during bodyline was still higher than any poo peelander averages ever
You just can't make this shit up
Sthlekar more like shitlekar lmao
kek at these umpires
>tfw wageslaving from 7am everyday this week except christmas day
J U S T
U
S
T
I'll be statscunt suicide posting everyday before I go to work at least
QT BOWLER DETECTED
KEK, the 3rd shit decision in 3 overs
>he is still going
>>64338829
I actually just feel bad for him at this point. it's actually more pathetic than /rug/. That atleast has 3 Kiwis talking to eachother with one random pom and aussie. The nz/cric/ thread is LITERALLY just daniel.
>>64341309
>me
really wish I could be watching this as I have 5ml of cum I need to unload. Anyone have a stream or porn reccomendations?
>>64341343
what are you into?
>>64341343
BEB-100 is GOAT tier JAV
>>64341366
>>64341366
>>64341366
kinky shit and tits
>>64341381
>Ichiki Miho
>anything better than shit tier
kek m8
>>64341403
Asked my wife's homosexual son about mates having gay blowjobs with condoms on and he replied with
>No one is that gay daddy
>sixers run 2
>"good result for the scorchers because it keeps perry off strike"
KEK
>>64341486
That's horseshit. Oral sex us way more common amongst gay folk than anal.
>>64341433
she's normally shit, but this once video is fucking amazing lad
watch McMeme fuck this up
It's official.
She is now my gf.
>11 off 12 needed
this is a thrilling finish
>Bane PTFO
>Taylor out
It's over lads
>>64341640
nice one lad
BASED kane hitting a BASED four
Reminder that if you prefer Holly (or any female player) over Ellyse you are a filthy, seeeeeeeething summer of cricket casual and should kys.
>>64341640
Enjoy the clap.
>>64341726
fuck off matt
>>64341726
Meg>Ellyse
claiming Ellyse is better than Meg is like arguing Keith Miller was better than Bradman
PERFFFFF BTFO
>>64341758
filthy seething summer of cricket casual detected
>>64341780
Yes Meg is a much better batsman, but as a female cricketer nobody comes close.
>highlight reel at end consisted mainly of misfields
kek
>>64341640
congrats m8, you made it!
>>64341828
kreazycasual detected
>>64341828
I wish Meg would play mens grade cricket to see how she goes
she is so far above the rest of the womyn it isnt even competitive
>>64341888
filthy seething summer of cricket casual detected
>>64341888
>LEE FUGG LE GAYZYGAYZA XDD :DDD XDDDDD
>>64341888
trips confirms
>>64341923
damage control further confirms
>>64341343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXd4GNkQ14
>Meg Lanning STILL hasn't been partnered up with a male cricketer
The eugenics program is in shambles lads
![20150323_275477[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EV8vaV4.jpg "20150323_275477[1].jpg")
8AC4B2A
ended up fapping over this. Sometimes all I want is a bit of softcore action. Plus she reminds me of my Russian gf only with bigger tits.
Pic related is my Russian gf, I miss her so much I was a fucking idiot to give up my angel for a brown banshee. If you are reading this please know I'm being sincere...
>>64342085
Post a picture of you and her together
>>64342085
Is this the one you broke up with because she smiled at Legolas surfing in Lord of the Rings?
>>64342085
ты гoвopит пa-pyccки?
>>64342085
got any naughtier ones m8? ;)
>>64342104
>>64342150
>replying to /sp/'s worst shitposter
>250 runs to overtake Ponting for the most runs in international cricket in a year (in 10 less innings)
>3 ODIs to go
can he do it
>>64342191
nah
reminder lads, Reality Cunt claims he can speak Russian (someone has the pic). I am now testing him. If he fails, his narrative is over.
>>64342191
>that shit conversion rate
>memecullum playing a test innings
>>64342191
He can and WILL.
The poopeelians are seething and apoplectic right now
>1(16)
Why does Brendan hate memes so much lads?
>>64342251
>1 (16)
>>64342372
kek @ this seething and apoplectic reply
So lads, now that its over, what was the highlight of New Zealands golden age of cricket?
Was it drawing against Bangladesh?
Was it getting flogged by Australia in the World Cup?
Was it getting flogged by Australia and South Africa in Tests?
>>64342421
It was literally and unironically winning the solitary test against Australia in Hobart, in a losing series.
I'm not even kidding. Look at the locker room photos from after the game. You'd think they just won the World Cup.
Poopeelians are seething and apoplectic right now lads
HAHA TIME FOR MEMES
>>64342191
and that's with two series against Shit Lanka, a World Cup, a 33 against fucking Afghanistan and games against Zimbabwe, while Ponting was against a far stronger opposition
>>64342497
Poopeelians on seething and apoplectic damage control watch
>>64342518
Poo Peelanders on losing a series to Australia, losing the World Cup final to Australia, being kucked in the rankings in all 3 formats by Australia, and having their greatest ever batsman kucked by big strong Ponting and Sangakkara TWICE EACH in calendar year runs watch
>>64342518
>LE DAMBAGE KONTROL VVATCH XD XD
>>64342560
>>64342588
kek
KEK
1. Winter
.
POWER GAP
.
2. Autumn
3. Spring
.
POWER GAP
.
.
.
9001. Summer
kek, nice "poodiction", Obesity Check
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>>64342628
faggot detected. The only good thing about Australian winter is footy season.
Here are better rankings.
1. Autumn
2. Summer
3. Spring
4. Winter
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Poo Peeland Ltd.
I like Kiwis
>>64342676
So what's this mysterious shit that's been happening in your life that makes you believe in Satanism?
Poo Peeland Ltd.
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Poo Peeland Ltd.
>Shit Lanka
where did all the poopeelians go?
KEK
>there STILL hasn't been a /poog/ thread since the one that died at 200 posts over a fortnight ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
MY FUCKING SIDES
POO PEELAND LITERALLY PTFO AND LITERALLY POOICIDAL RIGHT NOW
KEK
E
K
Pee Pooland Inc.
>>64342782
the nz/cric/ one is literally worse
200 posts over 3 days
75% of the posts are either Australians getting confused and posting in the wrong thread or just Australians mocking daniel
the balance of the posts are daniel talking to himself
Poo Peeland Ltd.
might grab another cuppa lads
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Might drive my motor bike to Ivana's house for a cheeky doggy style lads
Poo Peeland Holdings Ltd.
>>64342868
t. Ajay
BASED kane hitting a BASED six
>hits a six to get 66
Kane confirmed satan?
Poo Peeland Ltd.
Nicole24 videos.
Poo Peeland Pty. Ltd.
reminder that GOATney Sixers vs Pissbart starts @ 4
But Hobart actually look really good this year. Solid top-order (Paine, Dunk, Sangakkara, Failey, Christian), Tait & Boyce will give more wicket-taking opportunities and Sammy is here for the whole season this time.
Shitriques back for 6ers
PP Enterprises.
>>64343000
>"people" actually watch that shit
>>64343021
dont be jealous of what you can't ever have. It's a massive sign of insecurity
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64342696
It can't be surmised in one big event. I guess you would have to embrace him if you were to really understand it.
There was a certain ecstasy I felt the night I accepted Satan as my master, although I didn't think too much of it at the time. But now I know that when you get touched by his glove it changes everything in your life.
I predict one day Satanism will become more than a joke following. The world will wake up to a new morning, as he appears in a black sky without warning. God's powers have been diminished throughout the centuries. I feel as though a devout follower of God could die right now and their soul would be torn from his Angel's hands by a hoard of Sabbatic goats. There is nothing for us in the future but horror and despair, we have already gone too far in embracing his symbolism.
daniel on suicide watch
mccullum on suicide watch
>>64343066
wew
What a fuckwit
great shot that one
>>64343066
>There was a certain ecstasy I felt the night I accepted Satan as my master
you now remember daniel
MemeCullum Ltd.
Kane on GOATicide watch
Santa on christmas watch
>>64342191
>comparing the quality faced by Ponting in 2005 to playing against the worst Australian team since Hughes, Shit Lanka and associate nations in the World Cup
Daniel you scallywag
When the FUCK does the Based Bash start?
Predicting Kane to get out this over.
>>64343356
Santa on NOT existing watch
sorry to break the news to you like that, anon
>>64343457
santas playing right now pham
>>64343422
>its a reality cuck predition
>>64343422
Nice poodiction reality cuck
very lucky to get away with that, he won't last much longer.
how many overs left
>>64343604
11 minutes worth
>>64343617
>finishes at the exact same time based bash coverage starts
clockwork
Craig on never being selected again watch
https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/678173278536523776
why does he sound like such a faggot?
>>64343691
They're a festive people
>>64343066
Surah Al Ar'af (10-27)
And surely, We created you (your father Adam) and then gave you shape (the noble shape of a human being), then We told the angels, "Prostrate to Adam", and they prostrated, except Iblis (Satan), he refused to be of those who prostrate.
(Allah) said: "What prevented you (O Iblis) that you did not prostrate, when I commanded you?" Iblis said: "I am better than him (Adam), You created me from fire, and him You created from clay."
(Allah) said: "(O Iblis) get down from this (Paradise), it is not for you to be arrogant here. Get out, for you are of those humiliated and disgraced."
(Iblis) said: "Allow me respite till the Day they are raised up (i.e. the Day of Resurrection)."
(Allah) said: "You are of those allowed respite."
(Iblis) said: "Because You have sent me astray, surely I will sit in wait against them (human beings) on Your Straight Path.
Then I will come to them from before them and behind them, from their right and from their left, and You will not find most of them as thankful ones (i.e. they will not be dutiful to You)."
(Allah) said (to Iblis) "Get out from this (Paradise) disgraced and expelled. Whoever of them (mankind) will follow you, then surely I will fill Hell with you all."
>>64343721
for you
santa on krampus watch
>>64343749
"And O Adam! Dwell you and your wife in Paradise, and eat thereof as you both wish, but approach not this tree otherwise you both will be of the Zalimun (unjust and wrong-doers)."
Then Shaitan (Satan) whispered suggestions to them both in order to uncover that which was hidden from them of their private parts (before); he said: "Your Lord did not forbid you this tree save you should become angels or become of the immortals."
And he [Shaitan (Satan)] swore by Allah to them both (saying): "Verily, I am one of the sincere well-wishers for you both."
So he misled them with deception. Then when they tasted of the tree, that which was hidden from them of their shame (private parts) became manifest to them and they began to stick together the leaves of Paradise over themselves (in order to cover their shame). And their Lord called out to them (saying): "Did I not forbid you that tree and tell you: Verily, Shaitan (Satan) is an open enemy unto you?"
>>64343721
is there a single team which doesnt have a meme black international?
Only the Sixers I think and they're pretty much the worst team in the comp. That's what happens when you dont embrace the objectively superior BBC.
Craig on recalled watch
PEE
POO
PEE
POO
WE MADE MORE THAN 182
>the Maxmeme dismissal is in the BBL intro
kek
KEK
K E K
finally we get to see a decent Sri Lankan batsman
If you could go to any country free of charge to watch your country play cricket where would you go?
The windies seem cool
>>64343808
hi freshie
>that dudes hair
JUST
>>64343840
Probably New Zealand. Everywhere else is a shithole
>>64343840
Afghanistan
>>64343840
England
New thread when?
