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PARTY HARD EDITION
Sixers vs Hurricanes
Stars vs Thunder
>Reality Cunt
Fourth for big nigger cock.
who /gong/ here?
>>64345351
anyone got the Johnson one?
reminder that tasmania has literally only ever produced two good players
>>64345361
and the Lyon one
SOK SOK SOK SOK SOK SOK SOK
>>64345351
IT NEVER ENDS
I CANT BREATHE
LGTSS
>the shanty town of Hobart
Poofart Pooicanes
look at all these freshcunts giving RC invisible (You)'s. His biggest gimmick IS getting predictions wrong, stop replying to him or giving him invisible (You's) and he will go away
who fat here
at 3 frozen pizzas today and a 4 pack of drumstick icecreams. Just ordered chinese takeaway. I feel like shit.
Big, strong American reporting in.
>Darren Sammy walks out
>Bulls On Parade starts playing
>>64345386
used to be fat then I lost 30kg
>5/21
Nth for eternal tripfag asspain
>>64345392
whats the secret?
>>64345386
I literally record what i eat every week, i'm down to 56 kilos now
the most dangerous lead
Name a more meme ground than Pietermaritzburg
protip: you can't
sean abbott is pretty sexy desu
>>64345403
slow habit changing
>>64345385
Point out you've filtered him and he gets immensely perturbed,
>goat has become a normie meme
>>64345386
120kg and 6'2" here
Feels shit sometimes, but sometimes I just want to put down a pepperoni pizza
WHO SIXERSTAPE HERE?
KEK
>gammmy
HOBART ON POOICIDE WATCH
grim reaper takes another victim
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/match-report/victorian-xi-v-west-indies-tour-match-geelong-jerome-taylor/2015-12-20
>Hancock, who works as a curator and opens for Premier Cricket side Prahran, hooked a short delivery in the direction of Taylor at fine leg.
>It could have been a regulation catch. Instead, Taylor had his back to play and was gazing into a near-empty grandstand when Holder steamed in.
>Taylor only turned around when teammates yelled out that the ball was heading in his direction.
>The paceman awkwardly attempted to stop the Kookaburra but it bounced past him for a dispiriting boundary.
Holy FUCK. Is there any further for them to fall?
>>64345351
>5/28
you CANNOT make this up
>>64345439
Why isnt Cowman playing?
>>64345441
they're never going to recover, are they lads
What you drinking lads?
Club and Dry here.
>>64345448
he must be injured for them to pick lawford over him in game 1
>>64345422
>MUH FILTER
I "literally" couldn't give a fuck if every single person on this board filtered me. Just goes to show how mentally weak you all are.
Killer bowling from Abbott
>>64345448
>Cowman
>meme cricket
>>64345448
He has literally given up, he's already in the early stages of getting involved in finance
>Bailey batting at 8
Explain yourselves.
>>64345457
>tfw been to the bottleo 3 days in a row, if I go again today they might say something smart and I'll have to laugh it off
Holidays are hard
>>64345457
bundy rum mate
>>64345457
Stone & Wood, Blue Moon, Kraken or Jameson
What should I have familia?
>>64345466
casual detected. cowan was elite during the domestic ODI season
My fucking teeth hurt and i can't fucking sleep from it. Do i go to the dentist or see if it goes away? I haven't been for 9 years
>>64345457
cask of coolabah wine. only 13 bucks.
>>64345479
m8 how much have you been buying? Just pretend you've got some m8s over for a bit of cheeky bevs action.
>>64345464
>YUH mentally weak
yawn
>>64345487
and pyjama cricket isn't meme cricket
>>64345479
>only having one bottshop in town
>>64345483
Got some Jameson Select Reserve left over from my birthday. Breddy gud stuff.
>>64345479
Who cares about staying loyal to just one? There must be others
COMEBACK
>>64345385
>h-h-he's just pretending
>its all an attention seeking gimmick
trip on RealityCuck
best bbl commentators?
i'd say punter and maybe mark waugh when they actually start talking about the game and not greyhounds or some retarded shit
>>64345487
Casual detected.
It wasn't a "season". It was a competition held over a few weeks.
>>64345510
Ponting for sure, both Waughs are devoid of any personality whatsoever
Does Australia have Hell's Pizza?
>>64345510
Ponting, Fleming, Mark Waugh
nobody else
Aldi is the best place to buy alcohol.
>Ed Cowan @eddiecowan Dec 16
>Hi @Telstra-would you think 2 hours is a a long time to listen to your on hold music for?Should I block out another two waiting for someone?
kek
>>64345527
>being poor
>>64345510
what about worst
gilly? maybe flintoff or pieterson whenever they get him on
>>64345533
Telstra unironically has the best customer service of any ISP in Australia.
Optus in particular is HORRENDOUS.
>>64345504
>>64345500
more about $41 cartons of coopers pale
>>64345510
They're unironically the best pairing WHEN they start talking about punting and greyhounds.
You don't get that banter on Channel 9.
>m-muh dirty rotten pizza
how would Warnie's warriors do against the BBL teams?
>>64345542
>drinking 3 slabs of beer alone in 3 days
Get help m8
>Ponting
>Mark Nicholas
>Ian Chappell
>Chris Rogers
>Damien Fleming
>Michael Clarke
this is LITERALLY the best modern commentary team Channel 9 could put together
>>64345536
maher and that other non cricketer commentator
>>64345534
$5 wine that has won awards aint so bad.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
>>64345553
they'd get demolished, the only guy who could still play is LITERALLY in the Big Bash
kek at shittacanes
>3/1
>>64345557
WHERE the fuck is Jim "GOAT" Maxwell ?
Get Clarke out of it. I'm not saying he is bad but he hasnt proven he's good yet.
Ditto Rogers, though I have liked what I've heard so far.
Just got my degree in bowlology lads, going for a PhD under Prof Fleming's supervision next year
>>64345560
The sixth annual "Most Alcohol per Dollar" award from your sharehouse doesn't count.
>>64345556
yah, I'm not feeling too bad considering, it's holidays, what else am I going to do? Self Improvement?
>>64345441
>The tourists never looked like running through a local side that featured students, an electrician, a policeman and two players with first-class experience.
Jesus fucking Christ at least they didn't get bowled out.
>>64345578
Fleming is literally Reddit: The Commentator.
>>64345576
Maxwell and Dirk Nannes are fucking comfy on 774. Hopefully Michael "The Velvet Voice" Holding will be calling boxing day.
>>64345582
And yet krazykrezja's predictions of being a top 3 attack gets blown out of the water
Lyon on T20 world cup watch
>>64345464
Then why would you post here then?
RED SQUARE SATURDAYS
>4/5
How can one man party this hard?
kek
KEK
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4/5
>>64345508
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME REALITY GOD
U/O 50k crowd on Boxing Day?
>>64345510
Probably KP desu
>KP come into the commentary box and is actually well spoken
>Australian commentators chime in with the most bogan as fuck voices you've ever heard struggling through the English language.
Fuck me.
>>64345590
i said theyre fifth
and they literally did no worse than >your bowlers
>0/500
>>64345590
if you weren't a seething casual you'd know he's right
they just don't give enough of a fuck to play the game properly
>>64345606
over... just
>>64345603
Trip and proxy on you sad cunt
>go to the toilet
>2 more wickets gone
what the fuck
waugh is such insufferable cunt to listen to
>>64345608
he sounds like a giant baby
>>64345592
Why does the sun rise in the morning? It "literally" doesn't matter, I'm not here to make money am I?
>>64345527
Schnapps is about the one thing Aldi do right. Apparently they have a massive problem trying to get people to buy meat and fruit and I'm not fucking surprised. Barring alcohol it's all awful and not even much cheaper than normal supermarkets.
>>64345608
KP has a faggot David Beckham-tier voice with the annoying South African twang to it .
>>64345611
Why would you rank them better than a team that does play properly then?
>blue steel
GAZ ON 5/ WATCH
>>64345386
Im back home at my parents house for the holidays eating absolute trash because its christmas and shit. I usually live with my gf and she only lets me eat lettuce and celery
>>64345557
Chris Rogers is alright, actually and I'd still rather Ian Chappell than the other ones.
>That Bill Lawry going senile and borderline shitting his pants
I swear there must have been a nurse in there at some point. I don't think he ever recovered after Tony died.
>>64345641
Is she a qt?
Do you think Santa will bring me a gf this year lads?
bailey on fucking over lyons figures watch
>>64345641
>having a rabbit as a girlfriend
>OHHHH THAT'S HUUUUUUUGE FROM BAIL-
Maher is such a faggot holy shit
>>64345455
It's just depressing. No one wants to see them like this but there's nothing we can do at this point.
>>64345646
Yes
And no
>>64345643
rogers is actually very inisghtful, he just needs to avoiding the >us and >we pitfalls that recently retired players have
>>64345657
He's done it three or four times just this game. Ball has never looked like going for six and he literally ejaculates.
Boyd Cordner is going to the Knights lads
O KEEFE ON FULL TOSS WATCH
>>64345673
But who will be running onto the 2nd man left edge sweep?
>he chanced his arm and it came off
The hell? How will he play with one arm?
>the kfc big bash league, brought to you by.....kfc
they didn't think that one through, did they
>a 38 year old granddad who LITERALLY dropped the Ashes is putting Australia's future young """"""talent"""""" to shame
KEK, nice "poopetition" you got there
>Dre Russ
>Dre Russ
>Dre Russ
>Dre Russ
>Dre Russ
Tait gonna stick cricket 'em to the win.
>>64345628
>>64345620
It says a lot that it's still infinitely more listenable than any Australian commentator.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3292648/The-Australian-alphabet-formed-drunken-speech-settlers.html
>>64345534
some of the pricing at aldiliquor.com.au is really good. cheap leffe and stuff.
Jack Bird is staying at the Sharks lads
>>64345688
>poopetition
That's not a real word
>>64345690
I thought Dre Russ was an ebin nickname /cric/ came up with during the wc senpai
>>64345688
What?
>>64345663
>We will never get Rogers, the Kiwi commentators, Bumble and Michael Holding comfying it up in a commentary masterclass.
Feels bad desu
>>64345699
what a retard lmao
James Roberts is going back to the Boongitohs lads
>>64345695
>according to Dean Frenkel, a communications expert at Victoria University in Melbourne
>VU
Oh wow kek
>>64345701
And the BBL isn't a real competition
>>64345707
>Kiwi commentators
>>64345703
nah its his """rap""" name the commentators sperg over
>>64345707
You need Atherton in there for max comfiness lad
>>64345715
literally furious
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PINGAZZA LYON
>>64345715
>LE POO LE PEELAND XD
If there's one thing the Kiwis do alright with in regards to cricket it's commentary. It's all very laid back and sounds like a few mates in the garage having a laugh.
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>>64345714
and Ivana isn't a real gf
>bailey statpadding up the other end instead of trying to win the game
kek
>>64345732
>he doesn't know who Chloe is
get with the times freshie
>>64345720
Blowers > Atherton for max comfy.
>>64345730
and they're fucking shit commentators, regardless of how they """sound"""
>>64345736
Asians aren't real people.
RED SQAURE SATURDAYS LADS
>Poobart Pooricanes
Maybe if you weren't literally inbred.
>>64345738
>this flag
>this post
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>>64345744
extra fingers should give them the edge
>>64345738
Oh yeah mate and the Channe 9 Summer of Cricket is just fantastic to listen to as well?
You are literally just saying this because LE FUG LE POO LE PEELAND DIS IS WHAD YOU GED FOR PLAYAN ON DEM ILAND MEEM PIDGES COBBYBASDA XDDDDDD
>put it straight in the bin
Nice one Andy
lel Andy Maher literally recommending INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>64345752
>because you don't like the kiwi commentators you must love channel 9's!!!!!
I love it
>>64345750
Three legs to keep out of the way of the stumps though m8
>>64345652
that wasnt me statscunt. I've literally already told you that. Some other cunt LITERALLY said it was him.
He even spelt HazleGOD wrong.
>get 5 wickets from batsman fucking up and giving easy catches
nah, hads was the right choice for MOM.
Durian Rider's banter campaign has been pretty good recently.
drop blizzard down the order and remove green, or drop blizzard all together and open with khawaka
>>64345772
>screencapping your own posts
kys
>>64345772
based statsman dropping ELITE truthbombs
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someone explain why green melbourne always perform so underwhelmingly
>>64345772
You are obviously so infuriated that you're forcing yourself to take a break from this argument, possibly the thread altogether, to cool off. This is a good idea, but here are a few points you should be made aware of before you go;
1. You are new. I was literally here for years before /cric/ even existed. While this may not be necessarily a great thing, you seem to take great offence when people call you new, so it would also offend you to realize that the person you're arguing with has been here much longer than you.
2. My cricket knowledge dwarfs yours. That's not to say I know everything, just that you know FAR less than you try to claim. The moniker "statsautist" was a poor choice in retrospect, because it's you're neither knowledgeable about cricket stats nor autistic when it comes to cricket knowledge. The label seems to have gone to your head.
3. Your mannerisms and characteristics are very easy to predict. When making a claim or trying to begin an argument with someone, you will start relatively calmly. A lot of the time, the opponent will not bother arguing with you, or will not care, and you will win the argument without ever having to display anything but a calm and collected demeanour. However, as soon as someone challenges your opinion, or takes you up on your debate and it becomes apparent to you that you'll soon become exposed, you get EXTREMELY angry and begin spouting memes left, right and center. I honestly don't think you're even aware that you do this. It's just a defence mechanism that you employ to fool yourself into thinking you're posting your argument in a witty 4chan-related way, rather than in abject fury.
New Zealand posters have never brought anything of value to /cric/ and you are a prime example of this. Perhaps if Australians weren't so prominent in /cric/ you might be able to become a useful poster, but with us here, you can't help but let your inferiority complex take over and turn you into a clueless seething casual.
>>64345772
GOATberra is LITERALLY more relevant than the entirety of PP. GOATberra RUNS Australia. Australia RUNS /cric/.
>>64345779
me on picking the thunders gameplan watch
>>64345769
>15 year old in a 40 year old's body who looks 60 years old
Veganism infantilises people
>>64345790
You are not Zerobese. Stop trying. Stop existing.
watson on GOAT watch
thia match on allrounder watch
>yfw you realise australian selectors are literally using bbl form to make selections
fuck Thunder look even better with Bushman in and Chad Green out
>da hilf is only 32
did howie just say hilfeshaun?
>>64345807
When you're with your current gf, do you compare her to that high school whore who you couldn't get over for 4 years? I'm guessing so. I bet you probably try and name every single way your current "gf" is better than her, so you can reassure yourself that you're really in a better place now.
Do you constantly tell yourself that the whore you fell for just because she gave you a quick handy in the park didn't leave you permanently damaged and unable to trust anyone?
Let me guess: you try to project this whole "she's my bitch and I'm not really into her that much" vibe with your current gf because you're literally terrified of her leaving you to co-exist with your lonely self that you hate so much, don't you?
You are easier to read than a Ian Chappell article.
![Ore Monogatari!! - 20_snapshot_19.29_[2015.08.20_21.34.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v77iXSJ.jpg "Ore Monogatari!! - 20 snapshot 19.29 [2015.08.20 21.34.55]")
KP or Memeswell to score a not out century.
thats right hilfie
target the hamstring
>>64345866
hello adam
>this colour scheme
lovely
>tower stacker
Penal KFC looks better than ours.
What did RC tip for this game?
Has Joe Burns literally hired Ponting to shill for him?
Or did Worst Marsh fuck Pontings wife?
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How the fuck does Kallis keep getting gigs in T20 leagues? 112 SR
>>64345880
it's the lingering remnants of LE BOYS CLUB from the 2000s team
any of you ever go to these games?
>LE INSWING EVERY BALL MAN
you now remember when Hilfenshit was unironically >our best test bowler
>>64345880
ponting knows when old cunts need to fuck off so that young talent can play
>>64345879
Something incorrect, so who the fuck cares
>>64345877
Isn't american KFC supposed to be trash?
>>64345882
based Gilly just gave your post a shout out lad
>>64345892
>32
>old
not in this sport when you're a bat
>>64345882
is that you gillie?
he's literally whinging about that now
>>64345897
Original recipe hits the spot from time to time but yeah, it's not as good these days. Fucking expensive for what you get too. Church's, Popeye's, Zaxby's, all better.
>>64345891
>unironically
da hilf was good though.
>>64345882
muh allrounder
do we really need mitch marsh in the tests? just bring davey warner on to bowl if it comes to it
>>64345914
see
>>LE INSWING EVERY BALL MAN (to lefties)
he was so fucking predictable, and the swing was ALWAYS straight from the hand.. the fact he rose to be Australia's test strike bowlers shows just how awful that period was
>>64345919
Joe Burns detected
>>64345919
with Starc and Pattinson, yes
Warner's bowling is shit now since his injury stopped him from bowling spin
is luke wright an abo
>>64345919
unfortunately our selectors have fallen for the all rounder meme and we will never have a team without an all rounder
Does every team have a fat cunt? Simmons for Adelaide seems pretty hefty, Jacques is big, how about the other teams?
>>64345919
He's a better bowler than Peter Siddle and a better batsman than Joe Burns.
He's nowhere near Santner's level as an allrounder, but he's a start.
>>64345934
even though we clearly don't need a fifth bowler against the windies
>>64345930
>Warner's bowling is shit now since his injury stopped him from bowling spin
is that why he stopped bowling leggies?
Never understood that. He actually bowled the odd good leggie. His "medium-pace" is a waste of energy
>>64345936
Doug for Pink Sydney
it's a "stack the lineup with meme hitters that may or may not fire" team
>>64345925
>LE INSWING EVERY BALL MAN
And now you have the right-handed version of that in Starc.
>>64345937
>He's a better bowler than Peter Siddle and a better batsman than Joe Burns.
t. Geoff Marsh
>>64345937
better batsman than burns? he hasn't made a run all year
>>64345942
yeah, he said he can't spin the ball properly anymore
bandwagoning the thunder lads
>>64345892
>32 is too old
Ponting was 37 when he stopped playing
>>64345890
I'll be at the NYE game, it's tops.
does he play anymore?
>>64345892
>ponting knows when old cunts need to fuck off
KEK
He LITERALLY pissed on his own legacy FOR YEARS over some delusion that Roach didn't fuck his shit up for life.
>>64345955
surrounded by kids?
>>64345954
Voges is currently 36
Rogers was 37
Sanga finished at 37
Kallis finished at 38
list goes on
>>64345937
You are LITERALLY a giant fucking casual
>>64345962
not in the meme team
>>64345954
ponting did not have scores of 0,0,0,3,0,3,0,0,0,1,13,11,0,2,2
>le century against minows every 5 years man
>>64345955
Nice "life" you have there
>>64345962
Yeah this is pretty much what I was alluding to
Fat cricketer power rankings?
>>64345965
>over some delusion that Roach didn't fuck his shit up for life.
>LITERALLY stealing the point I made the other day
kiss your sister statscunt.
You didn't watch the AUSvWindies 2009 series because you were 11 years old at the time
http://www.sydneythunder.com.au/players
check out the babes
>>64345966
>>64345977
you know it
>>64345945
>starc
>right handed
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>It's a "Shaun Marsh apologist" episode
>>64345978
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10. EVERYONE ELSE
>>64345925
I know what his issues were m8, they just started to get more pronounced during the tour of england with the duke. His average of 28.5 in 27 matches is quite good for a swing babby Tbh
>>64345980
I never disproved it, my bitter heartbroken friend. My point was that Roach was the not same bowler he was in 2009.
If you learnt how to read properly you would have seen that.
>>64345985
le inswinging yorkers to right handed tailenders man
>>64345936
Lawford for the sixers is literally 120kgs
>>64345945
>>64345937
when are kiwis going to get range banned?
>>64346004
genuine park cricketer
>>64346006
literally apoplectic
>>64345994
this desu
>>64346011
t. Rod Marsh
>>64346009
his run in was so casual it was playing mindgameson the thunders batsman
>>64346002
Literally furious
>>64346002
>le inswinging yorkers to right handed tailenders man
nah lad, he's better at cleaning up left handed tailenders
>>64345949
Unlike Burns he's made a run outside Australian roads, and that's all that matters, really.
>>64345981
>http://www.sydneythunder.com.au/players
>nicola carey
yes pls
>born a pakistan manlet
>grows up in Australia
>turns into pic related
chunder on pooicide watch
>>64345981
>Daffara
>Hinkley
>Carey
>Bates
Would
Bushman's bat is kill
>>64346054
Majestic
memes inc
>>64345945
1. Starc is a good 10-15km/h quicker
2. Starc's swing often occurs later, rather than straight from the hand
3. Starc has a MUCH, MUCH better yorker that incorporates said swing
Stay casual, seething and a summer of cricket casual though
>>64346065
Hinkley looks a saucy type
why does bbl commentator shit talk seem so much more unbearable than channel 9
>the seagull
>dre russ
>bigshow
when this commentary is bad it's really bad
>>64345981
Did Ahmed and McDermott have sex changes or something?
>>64346065
>forgetting gibson and stalenberg
Incoming batting collapse
I intalled gyprock at Beau Zampa's house once.
>>64346098
Considered both but got sick of typing on my phone
Would go the majority of the team desu
>>64346105
not with the huss
Would you?
>>64346078
Your reading comprehension has exposed your bogan public school education, sadly. My point was not to compare the ability of either men, but to raise the observation that they both are literal one-dimensional memes in their bowling, that any intelligent batsman worth his salt (see Williamson, Kane) could easily work out. This is an objective fact.
Unfortunately your negative disposition towards all things New Zealand prevent you from having any form of objectivity in your pathetic, hate-filled miserable existence. I genuinely feel sorry for you.
TIME FOR GOATSON
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>selected Fatshit for my BBL team
>hawkeye has an offspinning delivery spinning away from watson
KEK. This thing literally can't be trusted
>>64346145
look like it pretty much hit his boot on the full
that's going to be the most incorrect of all predictions
>>64346118
Literally furious pooicide: the post
>>64346145
probably the shitty channel ten version. isn't used in the big bash at least
>>64346148
Isn't there some rule where they are forced to assumed that the ball would continue down its original path if it's on the full, even if it would have spun away?
>Apple using outdated memes
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE US, BIG STRONG CHINESE
Pathetic
>>64346156
yeah that's correct but it had it spinning away slightly
>>64346156
yeah that is right actually so i guess it was just a ch10 fuckup
>>64346162
Literally panda-ing
>>64346162
>p-please invest in our property and send your students here so we can milk money from
>>64346162
chong chong wa wa che che chong chong ching ching la la la la la wong wang wang wang wong
>Pic related photo of me
>commentators sucking khawaja's dick
>>64346148
it was just short, but because of the angles and used by channel 10 and the short distance between the ball bouncing and hitting the pad it made hawkeye predict it was moving away, instead of going straight on if not slidding down leg
>>64346162
Just making them feel welcome for when they buy the MCG and demolish it to make room for a casino and a chinese theme park
Boxing day is almost sold out, didn't expect that
>Gilly: Straight up in the air
>literally almost goes for 6
>>64346162
>Melbourne
no surprises there
>>64346178
Kucktorians won't turn down a prime chance to take their families down to the interracial breeding ground for some BBC
even I know the Hussey Mr. Cricket "story"
know your stuff Gilly
>>64346172
Based Zhang please buy more houses so I can pay rent money to you
>>64346195
Can you please tell me it?
>>64346195
nice subtle kys. Very nice
>>64346204
business as usual at /cric/
If you haven't scored at least 700 points in SC this week, you are a literal casual
MEMES
E
M
E
S
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>>64346200
ni hao ching ching chong chi wei la la la mo peng da li lo zhang zhang poo poo nei mei lei pei poo
imagine the bants you could have with your brother on the other team
>my dad fucked your mum etc
based meme man
reminder if you didn't have the big meme in your team you are a SEETHING casual
>>64346006
there's always money
in
the banana stand
>>64346207
Sure
Andrew Symonds, Andrew Flintoff and Michael Hussey were all playing a County game.
It was a miserable English "summers" day. Everyone was dropping around and not wanting to be there except Hussey who was having the time of his life. Flintoff commented, and Symonds overheard him, "no one likes cricket more than this guy, he is Mr. Cricket".
Symonds thought this was absolutely brilliant, went home and told Haydos and all the boys and the name stuck.
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>>64346235
Thank you based Anonymous
Alison Wonderland makes shit tunes but I would still throw one up her arse
NOW WATCH ME WHIP (KILL IT)
NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY (OK)
>>64346235
t. google
WELCOME BACK TO THE TEST TEAM
Nice meme
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>khawaja busting out the meme shots
maxwell licking his lips in anticipation
isn't that a no ball and not a wide?
>tfw put a cheeky 5 on Bushman to top score
>>64346264
MCG is a meme ground after all
>>64346265
too wide to be a wide?
>>64346227
>le Michael Voss meme
>>64346275
are there actually any pp's playing in the big bash?
>>64346276
i thought if it didn't land on the pitch it was a no ball, but if lands on the pitch then goes out of reach, its a wide
>playing meme shots in a shitty t20 match
>having any relevance to test cricket
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>>64346275
Typical butthurt kiwi response
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>>64346288
>>64346291
here we goooooooooooooooooooooooo
now watch me whip
now watch me may may
>>64346236
>>64346254
>>64346259
>>64346288
>>64346291
Fuck off Matt
Will Usman get a century?
Bushman on deportation watch
>>64346304
VERY LIKELY
Melbourne is such a GOAT city lads
Usman is fucking amazing
is he, dare I say it, the greatest Paki batsman of all time?
>tfw we get Basedman and Englel get Beard and ratshit
>>64346312
They should try to build a proper cricket stadium instead of this meme shit park
>>64346314
The pakistanis must be seething at how elite Bushman is
>>64346321
he is without a doubt the best looking Australian batsman I've seen since Damien Martyn
>>64346320
>>64346275
>le mcg is a memeground xdxd
Furious as fuck response from typical buttblasted kiwi, you blame the ground for why your pathetic team lost the world cup.
Is the Based Bash popular in Poo Peeland?
>>64346314
Based Howard's immigration policies at work
bushman on citizenship watch
shaun marsh btfo as the selectors are unironically watching
>>64346337
>wanting pakishits to become citizens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
B I G B O Y
I
G
B
O
Y
Why are they showing a video of zerogoose running into a fence lads
FUCKNER
U
C
K
N
E
R
Dre le "whack bouncers into midwicket" RUssman btfo
>>64346337
what race is that guy
fuckner
>>64346358
Nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uztCqjxrkjQ
>>64346346
>tfw your 7 year niece shows you the Juicy Wiggle
How many people go to Poo Peelands domestic t20 competition? <20?
>>64346361
man i am too stoned, thought he was pakistan lmao
god bless thanks
>>64346366
just daniel
>>64346358
we still do blackface in ausGOATlia
>>64346366
haha it should be called t LESS THAN 20
Bushman Koala sendin a big get fucked to Smarsh
>>64346366
I went to one. It was pretty decent turn out. The season is already finished.
It's better than you would think.
>>64346391
casual detected
Poorns is going to get dropped for Smarsh
>>64346391
They'll still drop Burns anyway
>>64346391
its Burns he is PTFOing you seething fucking casual
Bushman was always coming back in, it was always a question of whom goes out
Reminder Daniel literally thought the warm up game played in PP was a test to see if they could join the muscular BBL
Is KP wearing an abo hat?
Wheres sir viv?
>>64346411
they all are
>>64346411
All of the "stars" are wearing abbo caps
>>64346399
>>64346398
casuals, they'll drop burns after the poo peeland tour
>>64346411
They're all wearing those hats, don't know why.
Nice crowd faggots
>>64346419
fucking retard, Burns facing swing is the problem, and Pee Pooland is swing babby ltd
>>64346421
Probably still the biggest crowd this year.
>>64346420
"Melbourne"
>>64346398
>>64346399
>>64346399
Surely Marsh's selection up the top of the order literally cannot be justified, the cunt's record at anything other than 5 or so is fucking useless
Rod marsh is a stupid cunt
>>64346420
Because cucktorians.jpg
>>64346435
You underestimate how senile Rod Marsh is m8
>>64346431
LEL
E
L
>>64346431
Adelaide got 27k in 40°c weather
The NYE match will have 45k+
>>64346426
Exactly, he'll be completly exposed there. The current pick and stick mentality will not see burns dropped before then considering hes still averaging 40 and him and warner are seeing off the newball very well
What happens if a six is hit into the crowd and a spectator grabs the ball and tampers with it?
>>64346435
where are you fresh from, Fox Sports or Reddit?
Marsh is LITERALLY one of the most technically sound batsmen in international cricket and has experience in swinging conditions from his county games. He has all the ingredients of an excellent opener and has played well as an opener in first class cricket.
His only problem is his complete lack of confidence, but after belting the West Indies into the ground that will be gone
>>64346451
Have you been watching the games? Once PP tightened up their bowling and the pitches stopped being roads Burns looked awkward as fuck and couldn't handle the new ball at all.
0/49
burns and warner is working, lets not fuck this up so some 32yo washed up hack can fit in the team
>>64346463
>LE FUG LE ZAUN DARSH XD XD
Lads I'm going to the RSL for Christmas lunch by myself because reasons, do they have the pokies on?
>>64346459
Yeh, he has all the ingredients except, you know, scoring runs consistently. Being 'technically sound' means fuck all if you can't make runs when it counts.
Smith bats like a spastic child, but he makes runs doing it so he keeps his spot.
>>64346473
that you rod?
I fucking love Michele Payne, BTFO of racing Australia
>sit on a horse
>horse runs fast and you win
>get all the praise
>>64346459
The selectors simply aren't going to drop a batsman averaging 40 opening the batting for mr inconsistent. Booo urns isn't a test level opening batsman but he's still been scoring enough runs to get by during this west indies series. Marsh isn't kicking him out simply because he got a ton against the 3rd best fast bowling team in the world
>>64346503
That horse is a kiwi
kek
KEK
>>64346502
qt as well
>>64346509
And It smells like poo
>>64346503
you forgot
>let other rider interfer with half the field leaving you out front
BLIBONGA
Lol bitchwide johnshit is so shit he can't even play in the based and elite BBL
Notice how 90% of the people in the Surface Pro ad are Asian?
>Sheldon Cooper in the Surface Pro ad
BLAPZINGO
>big bash thread will go through 3 threads in one arvo
>daniel's poo peelian thread still exists
you cant make this up
how long until memes lads
>>64346502
> SJWs pick this year to shit on horse racing despite that shit happening all the time.
> Same time first ever female jockey to win it is completely ignored it
> Jockey even went full SJW but still went unnoticed
Absolutely tip top kek.
Incoming bowling collapse
did that aunt greentext ever end up happening?
>>64346561
>muh SJW menace!
fuck off back to /pol/ saxon
This whole fucking things a fucking meme
Do we as Australians have so little identity that we resort to rampant consumerism and fast food shilling?
poopeelia Ltd.
Where did Reality Check go?
>>64346561
>Jockey even went full SJW
She was speaking truth of her industry, credit where credit is due /pol/
>>64346459
Did Marsh ever play real county cricket? IIRC he just played in their pyjama cricket competition
Nevertheless, those dismissals at Trent Bridge should have been enough to ban him from test cricket ever in any other respectable national side,
>>64346599
i dont think he will ever recover from his Hobart "poodiction"
>>64346604
hi daniel
>>64346578
Mate did I say everyone was an SJW? All I'm saying is those types jumped on an ultimately ineffectual bandwagon and amusingly a girl actually beating the boys at something got completely ignored.
>>64346604
>>64346618
Hi Daniel
Fuck lads, almost had a heart attack, I forgot carols were on, fucking fireworks
>>64346604
what, alongside the whole fucking team?
Trent Bridge was a shitshow for everyone except fucking Lyon. Including Marsh in the team was universally accepted as a good move on /cric/ before the game started, and it still was a good move.
One innings doesn't define a player
>>64346606
Incorrect, Thunder will show up and put my score back to 3-2 for the "season".
This is literally pyjama KFC meme cricket
>>64346600
Which should have got her even MORE praise but they just completely ignored it.
>>64346648
Putting $50 on the Stars, thanks
>>64346635
tfw derros set off fireworks at the oval in the street across from mine nearly every weekend
>>64346648
Why don't you just kill yourself?
>>64346657
Because they are fucking idiots, any normal person applauded her, the fact they ignored her just makes sense
>>64346647
>and it still was a good move.
this, replacing an allrounder with a batsman on a bowling friendly wicket is a good move, as you expect your 4 bowlers to get the job done without the extra pacemen in the team
>It's a "Let's talk about AFL" part of the commentary
>>64345362
Shaun Young and Alex Doolan?
>>64346647
>One innings doesn't define a player
And yet, you keep using >muh debut 100 and >muh Centurion 100 to justify his inclusion because moving the goalposts is the only way you can win this argument in your state of delusion. You say one innings doesn't define a player, yet you want a guy who has one good innings per 10 in the team, which totally contradicts your previous statement.
You're a joke, plain and simple. Just like Shaun Marsh.
>>64346665
>at the oval in the street across from mine
Public housing detected
>>64346657
there was plenty of praise for her, all I heard on the radio at work for a week was about how she was the first female jockey to win the melbourne cup.
when was the last time anyone gave a shit about the jockey? She's pretty much a C list celebrity at this point, which is more than you can say about any other Melbourne Cup winners
>>64346680
thats why is the GOAT m8
>>64346648
RIP in piss Thunder
Was that Goose going through the fence?
>>64346599
He'll be back, he needs to wait a few hours so his tales of today's sexual conquests can be seen to be even remotely believable.
The recent scrutiny his chronology has been under has got him to smarten up.
>>64346687
housos breed heroes m8
>>64346698
Yes
>>64346459
I'm a WA fan and I've never seen him open the batting in FC cricket, and he's been a shit first drop so far this season. Only place he bats well is middle order, a good technique doesn't translate into runs. If we need to replace Burns then do it with Bancroft (Technically sound, patient, a man for the future and natural opener), shaun marsh should not go near the top 3 for the rest of his life in any form other than T20 or One Dayers
>>64346678
I'm not criticizing his inclusion, it was correct given his brother is even worse at playing the moving ball(although not as bad as Burns). But, his second innings dismissal showed an absolute inability to learn from his mistakes just 24 hours after what was Australia's worst Ashes performance in a century. That alone should disqualify him from selection.
>>64346686
I LITERALLY never mentioned either of those innings in ANY of my posts, everything I've said has been based off his Shield performances. Shaun Marsh is a good player and there is a reason why he's being selected by people who spend their whole fucking day scrutinising player form
>>64346687
>not living near an oval
Do you hate sport m8?
Hey lads, why not search through youtube for backyard cricket moments and submit them as your own?
>>64346693
A woman, a downie and a Poo Peeland horse won at long as fuck odds
Top jej
>18,000 crowd
kek
KEK
Shaun Marsh is a meme desu, I enjoy watching his failures.
>>64346709
Bancroft's far too young to be dropped into the team just yet, he needs another two years of shield experience before that happens
>Gilly in charge of knowing what a change up is
what the fug
>>64346727
Probably assumed it would rain tbf
How has Sandhu not got another international game? Handsome as.
>>64346727
>sporting "capital" of the """world"""
>>64346750
only one shitskin per game
>>64346727
Melbourne derby got more than this in 40c heat ayy lmao
>>64346765
Ausfailian Cricketing Bogans on pooicide watch
>>64346717
Yes, we should rate a player because selectors who thought batting Glenn Maxwell at 3 was a good idea.
literally furious
>>64346773
Maxwell would LITERALLY walk into the Poo Peeland test team
D R E
R
E
>>64346773
How is Chloe m8?
>LE LANEWAY OF LIQUIDATION XDXD
Fuck off Flem
WOGS BTFO
>>64346784
Stay deluded.
>>64346717
>selectors are always right
lads would you wave this?
looked high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUtX0pG8tQ
Way too fucking high
>>64346784
Only because the NZ selectors unironically rate meme players.
REV UP THOSE MEMES
>>64346792
She's fine, I'm giving her a ride into work tomorrow from Ajay's house.
Christ Russel is a fucking good t20 player isn't he holy shit
ANOTHER INCCORRECT LBW DECISON
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Shit decision. Looked high live. Where do they even get these blokes and why do they dress them like security guards?
> Half the Tendies side is playing T20 while their Test side struggles against 16 year old sparkies
So this fucking BITCH who aborted my kid just got back in touch with me on Instagram today after blocking me on all other social media.
Apparently she wants to meet up. 90%of my brain is telling me not to have a bar of it, but another 5% really wants to know what the fuck happened. The other 5% is me wanting to jam it right up her stupid fucking asshole and then cum all over her hair.
>>64346809
Santa is like Agar but good.
BREAK A FUCKING ANKLE
>>64346798
probably not but what I want is a green and gold flag and that's a good base. All the cunts proposing flags that are blue and red or aboriginally centric fucking suck - so eh, alright
>>64346825
Your narrative is falling apart
>>64346833
>aboriginally centric fucking suck
wow, racist desu
>>64346825
Nice cricket discussion
>>64346825
No one cares
>>64346798
Oh I'd love it, fair dinkum, breaking away from the Commonwealth is the only logical thing we can do right now. Every second we stay as a part of the Commonwealth we lose jobs, resources and our dignity. It is total delusion to not think we will be better under a Republic!
>>64346825
>letting a woman kill your child
Reality Kuck
le not playing for your country man
>>64346825
It's past your bedtime m8
>>64346849
Fuck off Tony
>Shane Watson
>"Right arm medium"
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64346842
That's not how you spell Melbourne Stars hehe. They're going to struggle to make 160 at this point.
> Julia fucking Morris gets work and you don't
Absolute shittest cunt of Australian television. Saw her on QI once and she was fucking retarded.
>>64346849
is that you sheev?
Fuck sake of course that was wide you fat cunt Watson.
>>64346873
knit your sweater
>>64346873
Just shut the fuck up
>>64346876
I think you are the fucking retarded one considering you cannot get any work.
kek @ the freshies upset with based RC
The commentators were saying how Melbourne is the sporting capital of Australia and the home of Australian cricket yet there are Literally only 18,000 in the crowd.
Adelaide had 27k on a 40° day and Sydney had 20k+ today
Literally the breeding ground of the summer of cricket casuals
>>64346921
kiss your sister RC
>>64346909
Why don't you just filter me, you mentally weak cunt, you obviously can't handle my posts.
Is Stoinis gay? Looks like he takes it up the arse t b h
o/u before maxwell reverse sweeps?
im saying this over
>>64346931
m8, my tongues too busy with RC's arsehole to get the time to kiss her
>>64346947
Why are you in Indonesia?
>>64346922
I'm pretty sure there is some kind of multicultural fair on today in Melbourne keeping the crowds down
>>64346952
I think ahmed is the wrond type of bowler to instantly go for it
those run rate lines are too fucking thick, you can't see shit
literally why would you bring Kallis back on
Watson is clearly the much better bowler and they're just sharing overs
>>64346966
that's where the illegal street racing scene is located, dummy.
who /gaytime/ here
>>64346982
huss gives a lot of 1 over spells to his allrounders
>YOU
>>64346982
> You
>>64346996
just had a splice
they're fucking 3/4 the size now, atrocious
>>64346922
>Jealous as fuck worst "australian" detected
LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
Save us thread autist!
>get rid of wright
>let memeswell open the batting
Its literally the only answer
NEW
>>64347023
the stars just have too many meme batsmen in the team
maxwell, faulkner, kp to an extent
>>64347028
Nope
>Middle age men getting paid to hold up and stare up young girls skirts
Good gig I reckon.
>>64347050
> KP to an extent
KP is the original meme player mate. Popularised the switch hit.
>>64347050
>meme team for a meme competition
Makes sense tbqh
walkcunt on suicide watch
