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MCG on suicide watch edition
Stars vs Thunder
Perth vs Adelaide Tomorrow
1st for kp
first for meme league
absolutely based OP
A-League's not that bad desu
lets get this thing to 100
>>64347050
yes and no, meme players are fine, they just don't have enough balance there. too many all rounders and not enough specialists
big bash > nz test series > windies test series
watson's such an emotional thing
goatson
RC on pooicide watch
>Worst Hussey
>>64347079
objectively correct
OP is a filthy casual
>>64347079
lol no. I've gotten way more enjoyment out of watching the NZ and Windies test than any of this big pleb shit.
Christ that comparison line is a massive piece of shit. Fucking why are they both on the same line?
>>64347079
Random cunts down the park >>>> Windies test series
>>64347109
pooicide yourself
>>64347062
It's objectively horrible and that's why nobody watches senpai.
>>64347062
Fuck off Stavros
WALLOP
>>64347120
>le random gunts down de bark are better than de dindies xD xD
https://twitter.com/punterheads
kek
>>64347062
A League is literally #1 in the world for bloopers
>>64347128
Clearly didn't see the Melbourne derby last night
Nothing can top that
>>64347136
Lel mad
>>64347150
I literally never said that.
>mfw all these disgusting casuals who haven't scored at least 800 points in the fantasy comp
>>64347168
I clearly did not, as NOBODY watches A-League.
It's literally a dying poomunity of a competition.
>>64347168
easy on the tabouli Gino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7ikaK7CEU
>>64347160
because we are literally the only one's with an autist like JayFC
half of them are falcons anyway
quarter way to 100 lads
>>64347178
Typical ethnic almost clapping at whitey falling over
>>64347177
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> Le Aggressive Captaincy
>>64347185
Some of the own goals are absolute masterpieces of comedy.
>Kallis bowling to Faulkner and Pietersen
What a world
Who was that Sydney bowler who literally bowled as fast as the girls?
>>64347196
>whitey
>Supposed sporting capital of Australia and the home of Australian cricket
>Shit tier crowds
>Pandering to the Chinese
Are the Melbourne Stars and MCG on suicide watch?
>>64347196
>Lowy
>white
>>64347196
Lowy is a kike
>>64347228
The team is too white, it will only work if they get a few Zhangs in the team itself.
>>64347228
It's because #MelbourneIsRed.
When will 20/20 take the mantle as the number 1 version of cricket?
>>64347177
Currently on 857 desu
>>64347228
cricket already panders to shitskins and fat bogans
no one left besides asians
>>64347264
but both teams in melbourne are blue
>>64347226
>>64347231
>>64347257
At least I got some (You)s
>>64347196
>white
who is the messi of cricket
>>64347294
smith
>>64347294
Bradman was an autistic manlet.
>>64347294
Joey
Is it over yet lads?
>mfw reality cuck might actually get a tip right for once
halfway to 100 lads
>>64347172
you "literally rated" le random gunts as a better spectacle than the west indies test. I assume it's because we haven't had the same "close results" the pleb league has produced. That is the most pleb attitude to have towards cricket.
>>64347294
objectively bradman
PIETGOAT
>>64347382
Shuffle off this mortal coil
>>64347382
Admit it, you're reading comprehension is a bit shit.
is kp, dare i say, elite?
kp = ab
>>64347405
Not at all, it's your inference that is lacking. Then again, what could I expect from your average T20 bogan?
>>64347405
ooh, don't insult his "intelligence", you're in for it now!
Treatise on Satanism incoming.
K A Y P E E
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>>64347438
Eh, your gimmick's been done before and better.
Filtered.
Is KP, dare I say it, back?
which teams shoes would you rathe be in m8's
>tfw backed the Thunder
Me on pooicide watch
Sandhu on pooicide watch
would have been intersting if that iht the stumps Tbh
>>64347473
Did he ever leave? 355* in County this year
>>64347478
one wicket will swing this game back
I think your dosh is safe
>>64347467
>YUH GIMMUCKS
>MUH FILTER
whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>64347495
>you
>>64347490
Already called a dead ball, m80.
Will Reality Cuck EVER recover from this?
pretty stuffed this guy isnt playing for englel
> Mascot is the seagull
That's pretty funny t b h
TSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
kp > ab
>>64347505
hah I was only joking
get ready to rev up >RC in charge of predictions
>maxwell's face
fucking lol
>>64347543
Hey, don't hurt his feelings. This gimmick is all he has in life.
Is she, dare I say it, Ellyse?
COLLAPSE
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>POOTERSEN
> PooPee
>>64347019
bought one of those the other day and they were fucking shit, nowhere near as good as I remember
Is that Andy from Hamish & Andy in the Stars dugout?
>>64347603
Yeah, he's always there for some reason.
Super over 2bh
>>64347602
here is a hot tip for ya m8
pinelime splice icecream from your local supermarket
thank me in the next cric thread
at the ground lads, super over is happening
Muscular gatebro here to remind you that when Steven Peter Devereux Smith was asked who the up-and-coming fast bowlers were in Australia, Nathan Coulter-Nile and Joel Paris were the first names listed
>>64347610
Probably getting a feel for what talent is.
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>Kallis
Stars win
and that's the game over already.
Going to be a "close" game but the result was never in doubt. I should screen cap all of your cocky posts about me being wrong.
>>64347615
this desu
>tfw reverse jinxing both teams looking for some (You)'s in 2 minutes
>>64347630
my first thought
faulkner on cardiac arrest watch
>>64347617
literally what I did, they used to be GOAT when I was a kid
>>64347651
literally have a better score then every team there
THE RUNNING MAN
>all this choke fielding
>>64347666
nah this is actually tub icecream
>FUCKNER
KEK
finisher gonna finish
he went the memes lads!
>premeditated ramp
Fucking idiot.
>throwing the game
He could have made it less obvious 2bh
>>64347294
Kane
autistic GOAT who chokes in finals
MAXWELL MAD AS FUCK
Awaiting my "wrong" predictions being posted.
>Maxwell disgusted at that meme attempt
kek
KEK
K E K
LGTSS
>FUCKNER
>>64347701
Anyone ever had the golden gaytime ice-cream from a tub? I didn't think it was very good tbqh.
OFF BY ONE
>LE FINISHER
>>64347746
>Hobart by 8 wickets
KEK
>>64347630
>you
>maxwell
fucking kek
>the 'finisher'
More like he's finished lmao
>>64347746
No one cares you piece of shit.
after this, next 5 posts even is correct, odd is incorrect. See if random chance can better RC
>>64347746
Well done mate you predicted a shitty cricket match on an anonymous imageboard full of virgin neckbeards. Not exactly the Gettysburg Address mate.
>>64347632
>wrong about the result even in the last over
kick your soccerball
>>64347746
I'm worried about your mental health, so here's a (you) because I couldn't bear to see such a nice young lad off himself.
>>64347774
Thunder wins the Bigb ased League
>>64347779
he wrote that you know?
>>64347774
thunder to win the bbl
>>64347774
hurricanes win bbl
>>64347783
>>64347746
Disregard this cunt and pooicide
>>64347779
>being this mad
KEK mate, nice projection. You just exposed yourself as a virgin neckbeard
haha time to wat h some chinese cartoons
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-england-2015-16/engine/match/800455.html
Who can stop us?
>He still believes the Earth is a sphere
It's nearly 2016, why do people still accept the globular model when it doesn't make any sense?
>there's a based bash game on every night for a month
feels good man
>tfw you cough after filling your mouth with soft drink
>the burnt city of my nose
>>64347895
earth is a sphereoid and not a sphere m8
>couple of buckets of KFC
Based Uzzie
What are YOU watching right now bros?
anon-v.com/
videos/5091/gdp-ep-314/
>>64347903
>defeatist shills on my /sp/
disgraceful
>>64347943
Bed time I think
>>64347928
#halal
Got an email from Bunnings today
>>64347943
owarimonagatari
>>64347981
What about?
>>64347841
is SC Cook related to AN Cook?
>>64347990
Just reminding me on the holiday specials
Is AB de Villiers related to ABV 40%?
>Melbourne Stars needed 16 off 12 with KP and Faulkner in. They end up 1 run short
>1 W 0 2 2 1 2 2 2 0 0 2
kek
KEK
LGTSS
>"""finisher"""
Allan Donald would be proud of that choke
>>64348044
Reminder that the result was never in doubt.
reminder lads that daniel has the following "opinions"
>he "thinks" David Willey is a better batsman than Faulkner
>he "thinks" that Hales will succeed in Test cricket
>he "thinks" that PP will have a BBL franchise within two years
Daniel, from tomorrow when Willey gets exposed, is going to get PTFO
unironically playing Limp Bizkit,
Good night lads, wish me luck
Got an email from Brazzers today
>>64348131
what about?
What's the best 9/11 doco lads? More Jews and reptilians the better.
>>64348131
>Thank you for your application but we're not looking for any new male stars at this time.
>>64348152
Just reminding me about the new Monroe hardcore video
Listened to hybrid theory while I went running
I just felt angry
>deported from PAKISTAN
kek
KEK
K E K
>the city of Dean Jones
>>64348303
>He is a well known figure
KEK*∞
>>64348068
he also thinks Santner is good spinner and a good bowler
>>64348341
Santner is just your classic Kiwi bit-part player of extremely limited talent. I'm guessing the standard of PP FC cricket isnt exactly world class and he still has a shocking record.
he makes Agar look like Sobers. Still better than Craig though.
>>64348303
K E K
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The poor bloke flew economy there too, it must suck to be a long-forgotten cricketer without a backup career
>>64347943
I am watching that chick who breastfeeds toddlers
>>64348376
he does a bit of journalism doesn't he?
I read an article he did on Worst Marsh this morning
>>64348170
wonder if blacked.com have any spots open for small dicked white guy who gets rejected
>>64348391
not with anyone reputable after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EtM6stLFc4
that was the end of his "commentary" ""career""
>>64348401
kek
>In July 2010, Jones was stripped of his 2007 Father of the Year title after he admitted that he had a nine-year affair with a flight attendant, and fathered a son whom he had never seen
>During the 2011 Indian Premier League, Jones commented that "RCA should kiss Warne's feet"
Where did it all go wrong?
>>64348519
This is why you don't become famous.
>>64348519
committing to one woman let alone two for that long is ridiculous
My right nut hurts
>>64348689
this was unironically the greatest moment of all time in cricket
walkcunt on suicide watch
statscunt on suicide watch
Statscuck Ltd.
Jerkin my gherkin lads
>not last
wew
>>64352141
>all the good players aren't even in the league
statscunt on suicide watch
james faulkner on asphyxiation watch
Do the number of trades you have reset after the rounds are finished in BBL fantasy?
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