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>RUNNING ORDER
MUFC v NOR
EVE v LEI
CHE v SUN
SOT v SPURS
WBA v BOU
STO v CP
NEW v AV
>van laal
His career is kill, but seriously, how can you not like the lad?
>>64329230
>United first
The media has truly turned it's glare on van Laal now Mouyes is gone.
> mfw Leicester are walking the premier league like Vardy does over his GBH victims.
>>64329326
you knows it bad when 5th place gets shown over league leaders
>>64329368
I wish that sneaky little goals goblin would stop stealing Vardy's goals. his greed is jeopardising jamie's shot at top goalscorer :(
>>64329326
It's the beeb m8. Ever since Phil took charge he's been trying to suck ManU's dick so if any upsets or shocks happen it's bound to be at the top of the list regardless on how boring the game itself was.
>>64329391
Jamie lad, you should be happy for your teammate.
RIP Han Solo
Can't believe he was killed by his own son who is Kylo Ren
Rey is the daughter of Leia Organa and Han Solo
enjoy cunts
...
I liked the idea of the main antagonist being this badass Sith who ends up just being a brat trying to be Vader.
I also liked the scene where he kills Han right as the sun is just finishing getting drained. It was preditable, but well done.
>>64329420
>thinking the people who post on /sp/ give a shit about some gay sci fi film
>>64329468
True, but this was bullshit:
Finn, a mortal with zero connection to the force being able to use a lightsaber against a 'sith' and even deal him damage.
Rey, who never touched a saber in her life is suddenly proficient with it and absolutely destroys Ren, who had training, with no other explanation than 'The force
same~
Christmas is less than a week away, did you prepare your depression and loneliness?
>>64329414
Walk on, wog.
>>64329507
My only issue w Ren was them making him look retardedly weak when Rey fought him. She only just learns the force and had never wielded a lightsaber and she beats him down. Her and Finn should have had help from someone, I say Chewie should have gotten some revenge for Han but couldn't kill his freinds son and leaves him to escape the planet. We keep hearing how scary and tough wookiees are but we've never seen it on screen.
You guys do realise that's not how "spoil a big movie" meme works? You are supposed to spoil it to actual normies who go to the movies - not autists from a tongonese manhva friends simulator?
>>64329265
his career is fine, hes doing well at villarreal
>>64329265
really wish he worked out with >us tbqhf (to be quite honest family)
Daily reminder that Poe Dameron is a clone.
Rey discovers this in Episode VIII and has to choose between Poe the clone and Finn the dindu in Episode IX
>>64329523
Nope. Although I've gotten plenty of alcohol and Christmas edits/themed anime girl pictures though.
Any good fancams from today?
>>64329326
Like fucking Sauron.
what wine are you drinking tonight /sp/?
also, what should i cook for dinner?
>>64329812
Sausage and mash
>wine
Star Wars is shite.
>mfw they spend 5 minutes talking about muh big chinned lineker
>>64330026
FLT thread for any non-plastics in the house.
>>64329812
i only drink wine on weekdays
>>64329265
>"congratz amigo you made it!"
>picture is basically just a nice shot of himself with kane leaning in
well.. that was the weirdest game of football I've ever been at
>>64330082
>because a team is in the PL they are plastic.
Fuck off you nonce middle england cunt. You'd spaff your load if Hull got back into the PL.
MUFC 1 v 2 NOR
EVE 2 v 3 LEI
CHE 3 v 1 SUN
SOT 0 v 2 SPURS
WBA 1 v 2 BOU
STO 1 v 2 CP
NEW 1 v 1 AV
Chelsea finally start to win without Jokes Mourinho, Van Gaal is still shit though, Leicester continue STOMPING, Aston Villa more boring than Man UTD confirmed, Harry Kane is a demigod confirmed, Bournemouth 3 wins in a row now, previous two were against chelsea and man united so this one is the hardest one yet, Crystal Palace win against well matched stoke, uninteresting match unless you're a crystal palace fan.
Can't wait for the matches tomorrow & monday aka:
Watford v Liverpool
Swansea v West Ham
Arsenal v City (YES)
My predictions:
WAT 2-1 LIV
SWA 1-1 WHU
ARS 2-3 CITY
>>64330250
>middle England
>Hull
You tried to fit in but now you just look like a right wally. 2/10.
>>64330343
Meh, im from the UK but I have no idea what region Hull is in. Had to even google 'Hull' to find out where it is it's so fucking irrelevant.
>black people in star wars
kek
star wars is for children 2bh
>>64330565
The only entertainment not for children is clearly anime.
>black people in star wars
I want out of this galaxy.
>>64330397
Chin on Geoffrey.
Be funny if Mou joins Man United and sells Mata back to Chelsea
> Plastics will never know true football feels
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03cl1cc
Another lonely Christmas lads, is this what life is?
ANOTHER ONE
N
O
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H
E
R
O
N
E
van laal is literally doing only a point better this season than moyes.
except moyes actually qualified through his cl group and made it to the semi finals of the league cup
>>64331100
Yeah, he's being covered nicely by almost every other big team being complete shit as well.
>>64331031
>Drinki and the lads
What did he win?
>>64331100
I bet he wishes they hadn't made it to that League Cup semi final though.
>>64331036
Yep.
>>64330989
I'd love Mata back but I couldn't handle the smug Mourinho fans if he wins the league.
>>64331186
Golden Boy award, same as Pogba and Sterling won
>>64331186
golden boy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Boy_(award)
>>64331186
Even Jeff has won more relevant trophies
When is footie starting?
People are still dancing on my the BBC One livestream.
>>64331266
1 bong
>>64331186
>Bamidele Alli didn't win
>>64331266
in about 49 mins
>scores 2 goals
>golden boy trophy
bahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
>>64331266
38 bings
>>64331186
meme of the season award
>>64331298
20 past? The guide on my telly is saying 30
>Dele Alli was born in 1996
What the fuck have we done with our lives
>>64331355
I became an engineer.
Could have gone worse desu.
>>64331355
4chan mostly. wbu?
>>64331355
>tfw 2 days younger than him
>>64331355
I lived in the global village called Internet.
Btw The Descent is a top movie, I'm watching it now
>>64331355
I was 16 in 1996.
>>64331409
>someone older than me
wew lads
>>64331409
most people here are probably 16 now
>>64331355
At least I'm white
>>64331355
Wasted 25 years of my life
>Want to watch a goal compilation video from world cup 2006 on youtube
>009 Soundsystem - Dreamscape starts playing
>>64331355
In the late 90s I remember adding myself to Championship Manager games and having to make myself older.
Now if I did the same I'd be adding a player already past his peak.
Fuck it.
Are United really going to sack LVG and bring >mouyes in?
It just seems too insane even for this season.
>>64331409
How many kids do you have la'?
>>64331507
None, thank fuck.
>>64331494
>kill me please just kill me
>>64331507
8 if you include the step kids.
>>64331355
Became educated, got a good well payed job and a qt bf.
Better than being a performance monkey for the unwashed masses.
>>64331549
Are you an English Rose?
>>64331549
> qt bf
Jasmine?
>>64331549
th-thanks
>tfw the wife promised to give me a kiss if Norwich won today
Fucking yes lads. My marriage might finally start to get back on track
I keep defending oscar on here and it is mainly because every time I see him play live he looks so good.. I don't think TV does him justice
by far the best player today, keeps the ball flowing so well.. seemed to be playing deeper at times too
terry and iva stepped up, willian and pedro decent..mikel came really well into the game
costa is dogshit at this point.. all excitement vanished when he got the ball
Does anywhere stream MOTD? I only have one monitor and whenever I watch it without /sp/ I end up getting into bed and falling asleep.
iPlayer never works for me.
>>64331186
born to love and live for joy
>>64331698
they were playing sunderland
>>64331707
topmeme desu
>>64331541
8 step kids right?
>>64331717
Alright, calm down, cuckcake.
>>64331729
This.
Lel
>>64331707
thats a nice cuckshed
>>64331707
Ah excellent, very impressive.
What are you fellas going to eat and drink whilst watching?
I'm gonna heat up some mulled wine as well as mum's beef and dumpling stew from earlier, then have warm mince pies with cream after with more mulled wine
>>64331729
yeahs, I know
>>64331698
>I don't think TV does him justice
Yeah, he is quite literally the best footballer on the planet, but the that fucking television broadcast just never puts it across
>>64331780
Scotch and nothing.
>>64331717
Golden goy
>>64331780
>>64331780
Got some scones in the oven, gonna lather them in butter and jam
>>64331780
Cherry drops and vodka.
>>64331667
Fucking loser. Your wife is fucking a black man right now
>>64331780
vodka
might microwave some smiley faces
>>64331780
>mum's beef and dumpling stew
too easy
>>64331780
>too easy
you shouldnt talk about your mum like that
>>64331842
>might microwave some smiley faces
That shit is fucking toxic lad.
>>64331780
Just had some secreto iberico for lunch.
>>64331780
I'm drinking Fosters and listening to Interpol.
>hfw mouyes joins manure
>>64331884
only thing i have to eat
FUCK YOU ALL FOR MAKING FUN OF MY FAILED MARRIAGE
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FEELS
>>64330007
Fuck you
>>64331780
just beer and some rum so I can maybe forget about my mum's terrible health for a little while
>>64331780
Fosters and a microwave pie.
I hate my life and Football League Tonight is shite.
Anyone watching bbc one now? The newsreader has massive knockers
>This fucking Korean Idol playing Phil Taylor at darts
Is this real life?
>>64331780
Mince pie and a wank
If he gets us top 4 will he be dare i say it...
The best English manager since Sir Alex Ferguson
>>64331549
london?
>>64331971
yes m8 i'd spaff all over those juicy wobblers
>Aguero will never be fully fit
>>64331971
yes she's on a lot
Lads my doctor gave me a shit ton of prozac to take for my depression. Should I start before or after Christmas? Want to have a cheeky drink on the day tbqh.
>>64332023
so drink while you're on it?
you'll cut down on the amount you need to drink to get drunk
>>64332006
Irregular steroid cycles will do that to ya
>>64332006
Bony is a top 5 striker in the league anyway desu.
>>64332040
> Wanting to get drunk
> Wanting to be a normie
>>64332044
>Bony is a top fi-
Was Jimmy Hill a Hubsburger?
>>64332023
WOW GABBAGOOL
>>64332056
if you're depressed why don't you want to get drunk?
Tbqh lads I don't even enjoy having a wank anymore
I just do it because there's nowt else to do four times a day
oh vey
>>64332023
Z
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Keep taking those anti-depressants anon, the brain-zaps are a normal side-effect. That's why the doctor never bothered to warn you or list it as a potential problem ZAP in the given information.
Z
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>>64332002
He's not english he roma gypsy mate just look at that cheeky grin and suntanned face
>>64332080
Wank less, then when you have one you'll appreciate it more.
What can I get my girlfriend for Christmas? I was thinking of a Bradford City season ticket but they are not on sale yet
>>64332094
fuck off bender
>this fucking thread
Wish I went out with my mates, fucking bunch of melts.friday and Saturday nights really expose the cancer that's killed 4chan
>>64332109
money, women love money.
>>64332136
>Tfw lost my ID
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64332136
>the cancer that's killed 4chan
>Wish I went out with my mates,
It's not even self aware..
>>64332136
here's your (you)
>>64332136
And you're a key part of that cancer.
>>64332136
lel, why didn't you then, gaylord?
>>64332098
I don't think those zaps are normal
>>64331780
Alright, dont show off too much la
fuck syria Ñ‚bh
>tfw a girl finally tells you she loves you but she still takes hours to respond to my messages
fucking mind games, i fucking hate girls. things were much easier being a loner
>>64332098
The fucks a brain zap?
>>64329265
I felt so bad for Soldado, hope he's happy now that he's back in Spain.
>Get a girls number on tinder
>Too scared to text her
>Tfw its been too long since she gave me her number so it looks weird if i try to text her now
SAVE ME
>>64332136
Could have gone on grindr and gone to suck some cock tonight. Wanted to watch this shit and talk to you fags instead.
>>64332229
when you take bare md you fry your brain so much for a few weeks after you get "brain zaps" its like someone twanging an electric band in your head
Fucking hell this newsreaders tits are scrumptious as fuck
>>64329265
Bobby...;_;
>>64332251
mate always do it within 12 hours or you'll have an uphill battle
>>64332179
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>>64332277
Might tell her i lost my phone.
>>64332287
Cancer
swimming in (you)s
Thanks I've still got it
>>64332318
This
Literally worst Love Live.
Has the practice of having sexy latinas tell you about the weather not reached Britain yet?
>mfw the TVguide.co.uk BBC stream is slightly faster and runs better than the BBC's own stream
>>64332289
go back on tinder and say "thanks, i'll text you dirty things so you know it's me. only just seen this message"
if she's a slag send her a dirty chat up line, if not then post stuff about mud and earth and shit
>>64332289
Alright m8 thanks for the update. I was literally dying to know but now I do know, I'm feeling a lot better.
Please, tell me more.
>>64332225
I wish I was gay quite frankly. Lads seem like they'll mess you around a lot less, they'll watch the football and you can probably shop easier for them.
Just don't like knobs or blokes though, so I'm fucked.
What colour shirt you guys reckon Gary is wearing?
>>64332327
God save the King..
Pumped for Sherlock lads
>>64332287
I wouldn't mind zapping Niko's cute little bum
>>64332338
Indeed they are not overrun by Mexicans yet.
Did you expect any other reply?
>>64332351
Blue.
>>64332351
Gary isn't on tonight m8
>>64332338
No it's sexist and should be banned.
Saying a girl looks good in a dress is a crime over here
>>64332337
Worst implies any of them have flaws ever.
>>64332251
Just call her now.JUST DO.
theres nothing stoping you from ringing right now but your self.ring her up have a little joke about tinder then ask her out.nothing is stoping you but yourself.JUST CALL HER.JUST DO IT
>>64332338
>not having nice mumsy types do the weather
It's like you hate comfyness.
>>64332344
Was wondering where i should take here (if it goes that far) not too sure if shes after a shag or shes after something more serious. What do you reckon? Mind you she gave up her number pretty quickly.
>>64332338
Absolutely haram mate.
>>64332380
Senpai, are you implying Nico is flawless?
WHERE THE FUCK IS LINEKER????????????????????????
>no Gary
Might just turn off
>>64332376
>No it's sexist and should be banned.
>Saying a girl looks good in a dress is a crime over here
ugh, anglos
guys a legend to be honest
Rest in piece
WTF WHERE IS GARY
>that beard
RIPIP in peace gary
Garys in Cardiff doing SPOTY
>>64332408
At the stadium
would you rather be penetrated by christian benteke or this guy's chin
>>64332402
Justice for Nico la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eayz6lbBanA
Why do these stupid cunts keep calling Van Gaal a goblin? And while we're at it, why did they keep calling Di Maria a snake? It also seems okay to them to mention that's Dutch. Look, that's okay on /sp/. If there's a Dutch person on /sp/, reply to him and call him a cunt for no reason. But don't do it on YT.
>Harry Enfield
GOAT comedian
>Dan "Jesus Lover" Walker
Fuck this day.
no big al
Where's Lineker?
;-;
>Jermaine Penus
Every fucking week. Fucking fuck off.
>>64332416
Stop objectifying women senpai. It doesn't matter if she's got a lovely pair of knorks, it's sexist.
>>64332450
>not being saved
>van laal
>300 million
>>64332454
Probably pissed somewhere in the midlands
was that harry enfield
>Lineker won't be there to wank over Leicester being top at Christmas
Why bother watching?
>Jermaine Jenas
FUCK OFF
We go from Jimmy Hill to Jermanine "Quota meeting" Jenas
>some old guy i've never heard of dies ages 84
fug who cares lol look at them pretending to care
>>64332459
You're a bit ahead of me lad, just going the line ups for me
>>64332351
who is this semen demon?
REV UP YOUR GAALS
>chelsea win
>thread infested with anime
van gaal out
huhuhuhuhauhahahaahahahaeheheheheehehehehehohohohohohoh
Hahaha here we go, get the popcorn
Wait, Man United play the music from Rocky before games? Wtf
>>64332487
PEP IN
>these lightweights
Jimmy would be turning in his grave
>Manchester POOnited
>Wayne POOney
>Danny SMELLbeck
>>64332445
based MrFlyingPigHD
>>64332454
(translator's note: kitsune means fox)
Probably drunk celebrating the kitsune winning the league.
>people itt don't like Jenas
He's one of the best pundits BBC have
Best is Pat Nevin of course though. He needs to be on more
>comfortably second best
>people in this thread pretending they were alive and watching jimmy hill MOTD in the 80s
>pointing out the last games at Ot between Nowich and Man Utd
Making it pretty obvious, desu, senpai.
rppney
>>64332501
>SMELLbeck
>United
That pace
Alex Neil becomes Manager of Manchester United in July 2018 after leading Norwich to 2 successive top 8 finishes.
>>64332484
Nice car senpai
>letting cameron jerome score on you
GGMU
>>64332530
He was when I started posting that.
>>64332514
pat nevin prefers the radio i think, or maybe he's not allowed on match of the day because people find it hard to understand his thick accent
>THAT HORRIBLE DEFENDING
HOLY SHIT
PEP?
>Against the run of play
Fuck off, having possession doesn't mean they're playing well.
>>64332516
>not watching Sunday Supplement.
Cameron being a selfish pos but that goal was nice.
>>64332514
He is quite literally empty.
Rooney is finished
> East Anglian "people"
>>64332557
Who would win in fight, van laal or Trump?
>goyes
SAVE US PEP
To be honest it's really good of the players and staff to stay at the stadium all day to recreate the games earlier for match of the day tonight. The fans as well. Absolute class
>>64332555
b-but smalling is elite
>de gay
>at old trafford as well
I would love to be crushed to death by Jessica Ennis' big strong legs
Right handed scissors vs left handed scissors
>2-0
holy fucking kek
>ROONEY
top kek
Moyes should have sold Rppppney should have gone to Arsenal in 2013
Feel like De Gea should have saved that desu
>not a single pundit will comment on another terrible Rooney display or his losing of the ball for the second goal
Wait so is linekar dead?
R300NEY
>Rooney STILL gets a game every fucking week
literally why
ryan giggs will fix everything
>Losing to norwich at home
>Poonited
The fat drunk is done.
>>64332579
>pep
>united
pick uno
just realised this is at old trafford
>losing to NORWICH at home
I really like that finish, desu.
>>64332581
THIS
H
I
S
>>64332562
>daily mail "journalists" sucking up to fergie, mourinho and pushing their agendas
no thanks i'll stick to football weekly
MLS-tier defending
>>64332610
You can't put 300,000 on the bench every week.
>>64332607
Yeah got caught in bed with Pom-bears so Walkers killed him
>>64332600
The first one I mean
Is Martial bleaching. Nigga has become light skinned
BASED ROONEY
>le best keeper in the league man
DeGea was shite
Alright lads been working on my dissertation all day so I don't know the scores. No spoilers please.
>>64332610
Same reason Gerrard kept getting minutes last year, it's of clear detriment to the team but he's too big a figure within the club.
>>64332599
Fergie should of sold him when he demanded 250k a week
>>64332607
Replaced by the one and only...
I think the humane thing would be to have Rooney put down at this point.
>>64332634
Your thinking of the other one
>>64332653
rooney might be past it but who else do they even have?
>>64332677
Martial
>OUR HOME SEASON RECORD
Lmaooo
>SMALLING
>>64332653
That sort of mentality just shouldn't exist in clubs of this level though. If results are the goal then sentimentality needs to be set aside. Rooney is a gassed old man and he never delivers.
>Smalling
Note: we are dogshit
>>64332677
Well, they *had* Chicharito....
I would literally have scored that
>LE SMALLING UPFRONT MEME
just lel
>>64332634
He's a chocolate caribbean mate
STILL
That sly, toe poke scuff to wrong foot de gea. What a guy.
>>64332694
ge already plays and isn't that good
>>64332677
I had your mum.
>still at the stadium
that win meant a lot to him top lad
>We never lose at home this season then.... we lose
ACCOLADES LOUIS
AT
>still at the stadium
absolute hero
>still at the stadium
>>64332653
Gerrard was getting minutes last year because Liverpool's central midfield options after Henderson were Lucas "injury" Leiva and Joe fucking Allen. If there was a better option then Gerrard would have rode the bench all season.
Quite liking how open the league is at the moment, the old guard is past it and we're in transitional phase.
>>64332703
>Le score accidentally man
He was shit in England, if he didn't have such good fuck ups he would of gone the same way as macheda also CONSTANTLY offside
Alec 'Iceman' Neil
>STILL
>AT
>THE
>GROUND
head like a fuckin orange
alexander francis neil
LVG just looks like an uninvolved prick, you have to have a relationship with players as a manager. This guy is a stoic, stubborn moron who basically said he'll be there a few years and will fuck off. Does he even care?
Lol why is this sad cunt still at the stadium? Doesn't he have a life?
>would you like to stay at the stadium for 7 hours for an interview with Gary Lineaker at half 10?
>yeah sure
>[some time later]
>Dan "Jesus walks among us" Walker appears
>...
>Milking it this late into the evening
Why is he still at the stadium lol?
>How important was this victory for Norwich?
>Got locked in the gift shop
Poor lad
alex neil is really likeable, hope he has a good career
>>64332723
He plays out wide, He needs to play upfront and get rid of Rooney
fucks sake Alec it's quarter to 11 man
>>64332754
>who basically said he'll be there a few years and will fuck off. Does he even care?
That's how it works for pretty much every manager at a top club, though. Guys like Ferguson and Wenger are the exception.
>Klopp
>Pochettino
>Wenger
>Ranieri
>Guardiola
>Giggs
it's pre recorded you idiots
>>64332757
poor sod
>>64332764
Jimmy would be proud.
awright pal
Gee I'm so glad I stayed up for MotD:
>no Gary
>no Alan
>Dan Walker
>Jermaine Quotas
>boring, sloppy, ManPOO game gets top billing
Had enough lads.
>Top striker
>Cameron Jerome
>alex neil is 4 years younger than dan walker
why do people take football so seriously, it's just a game
quite funny desu
Why are you giving him grief? He's spent his Saturday night waiting about to do a 30 second interview for his team
good to see you lads are taking the news of jimmy hill's passing on the chin
>>64332793
>Alex Neill playing for Hamilton under 16s.jpg
memepiss to blame for Norwich 1st goal
>>64332785
>you
>>64332793
>this pic from five years ago
>he was 26
wat
>>64332783
feelsgoodman
DAVID DEGAYER
>>64332819
High test hair line
ITS A JERMAINE "PROFESSIONAL BORING NIGGER" JENAS DOING PUNDITRY EPISODE
>Relying on second rate winger Young to defend
>>64332818
you got trolled, son
>De Gea
>>64332819
he's not that youg
What the fuck is it with Scottish people and hairlines/looking old in general? I know one Scottish guy who's in his early 20s but he looks about 40.
No such thing as a bad finish that ends in the net you cunts
>>64332855
>what is smack
>>64332855
alcohol
where the fuck is gary lineker
>>64332833
Racist
just cramp my pressure up senpai
>>64332833
dont understand how you can hate based jenas
>>64332855
Eating battered mars bars and drinking buckfast everyday does that to people.
>>64332855
they have higher test because there's no hot water in scotland so everyone has cold showers from childhood
>Implying theres anything wrong with a toe poke pinger into the bottom corner
>>64332855
>>64332865
>>64332870
Scot here. Unironically love a bit of smack, buckfast and hate vegetables.
If you hate James mcclean clap your hands
>>64332873
Yeah ,your point being?
>tfw your boss is a Poonited, Bury, Burnley, FC United and Ramsbottom fan
>will have probably died of an aneurysm by the time I go back in the new year
>>64332855
they die at about 35 don't they? so it makes sense t b h
CHAT
>>64332872
He's out shopping for poorly fitting grey shirts.
>>64332882
I toe poked all my shots back in middle school, it nearly always worked.
>>64332877
it's as if he reads from a fucking pundit's manual.
reminder that fumes mori cost 10 million
How old is Lukaku?
>jean ass
>>64332900
SHIT
>"three hottest players"
>no giroud
>>64332875
why is he wearing tarpaulin trousers
Can't tell these kits apart who is who!!
>>64332913
at least 30
>>64332913
23?
>>64332913
"22". At least 25 though. Probably just showed up, no papers, said he was "14" and got away with it.
>Northern "weather"
Also lol at that twat in the rain coat trying to distract Mahrez.
>>64332877
I hate him because he's boring, needs to loosen up a bit and offer some insight instead of always making safe comments
Shamefurr dispray
>>64332909
you're american lad, you were facing fat spastics in goal. it means nothing t b h
>American goalkeeping
Funes things are fun
YO JAP WALK ON
>>64332888
>>>/bebo/
who else mahrez favourite player in the league here
>>64332917
>>>/twitter/
AMANDA AND WOY SITTING IN A TREE
>>64332877
He's boring.
THANK YOU GOD FOR LETTING ME SCORE A GOAL
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek
They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning
United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over
Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho
United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
>dross barkley
utter shit
>>64332910
tbf lineker was fucking awful when he started presenting. he'll loosen up over time, the important thing is the lad can actually string a coherent sentence together. most pundits can't
>>64332952
ahahah joker
>>64332954
Oh absolutely.
Best in the league at the moment.
Stone wall penalty tÍœbh.
>>64332954
Meme player from a meme team. Bet you liked michu too
Stop pointing out our shitty irrelevant celebs.
>>64332937
I was in Miami though. All the other players were Colombian, Brazilian, or Argentine, there were maybe 3 anglo kids on the entire team.
Have Leicester lost this season?
Chat shit get pen
So it's up to liverpool to put an end to this meme
then they play city next
>>64333005
Yes, they lost to Arsenal.
>>64333005
To Arsenal 5-2.
BANGED
Clumsy celebration by the Jap
What a happy jappy chappy
>not letting vards take the pen
finna get banged
>JAP DAB
>>64333005
At home to Arseanal
>>64333005
arsenal put 5 past them
HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY HAPPY JAPPY
>>64333005
Just one game to arsenal
Thought Vardy put it on a plate for him but now I see it, it was actually a decent finish.
>>64332965
I like your post-style TbH
>>64332965
You're acting like the players are terrible.
How many City/Arsenal/Liverpool players would make it into United's first 11?
Aguero?
RVP?
Suarez?
That's about it. The players are fine. It's the system and tactics which aren't getting enough out of them. It's also LvG playing Martial out wide, playing Fellaini over Herrera and all sorts of bizarre decisions.
kawaii
>>64333005
Once to arsenal
It's not a meme anymore
> Vardy setting up the Jap
U wot m8
>>64333022
Haven't heard that since watching Takeshi's Castle with Craig Charles
YO JAP
SCORE
>>64333017
>>64333018
>>64333031
>>64333032
>>64333035
Arsenal winning the league confirmed
>>64333022
>>64333033
Nice jappy dubs lads
>classic Leicester city
What
>>64332991
i'll let you off then lad
>finding a random japanese guy to play in order to prove you're not racist
pathetic
>>64333063
leicester are more consistent
>>64332965
Would probably jihad the club if he took over
>>64333071
Everton clearly got banged is what he meant
>>64332965
Good morning
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPmZeHxWR58
>>64333085
(You)
>>64333005
Arselel banged 5 in against them. They won't concede 5 again.
They played high against fucking Walcott and Sanchez, two players who will rape you if they can run past you.
When they play again, Lester will defend deep and press in midfield and they'll do much better.
CAN'T MOLESTER THE LEICESTER
my dog is named ross barkley
i genuinely find it impossible to dislike leicester. hope they manage to keep this up for the season t b h
>>64333049
Other than De Gea, I don't think any of United's players would get in to City's team.
>>64333116
its pasta from the match thread earlier m8
>>64333049
>How many City/Arsenal/Liverpool players would make it into United's first 11?
Kompany, Koscielny, Sanchez, Sturridge, Silva, Ozil, Sterling, Toure, Aguero, Clyne....
>RVP? Suarez?
They don't play in England anymore
>>64333102
Reminder this this man stopped them and promoted Leicester as champions instead
>>64333113
>full of top lads
>manager is GOAT
>permanent underdogs, even at the top of the table
Literally unhateable.
>>64333116
hart>de meme
>>64333085
I always like the chinky players.
Seems like they try harder desu senpai
>>64333110
Poor from you tbf
>nathan dyer is at leicester
fuck off garry monk you big headed cunt
It can't be easy for Mahrez with his brother joining ISIS.
>man united ruined both Falcao and Di Maria
Still makes me laugh.
BIG
it always weirds me out when i hear mahrez speak, i imagine him as an english paki
The 'SEXY ARABIAN PRINCE' mahrez
>calling morgan a bull
confirmed c u c k
> Wes Morgan is like a BULL
Keown confirmed C.UCK
>>64333150
>Jamie "The Sausage Knight" Vardy
BLACK
BULL
How underrated is Kante lads
why wasn't vardy taking pens today
>Stones the best defender in Europe
YOU FUCKING WHAT
>>64333145
They definitely do. Always make the absolute most of their usually quite limited talents through effort and concentration.
>>64333188
>>64333192
I don't get it, how is this cuck behaviour?
>>64333201
Not at all. Getting praise from all angles for half a seasons work
>>64333204
Probably not selfish.
>>64333085
Pic.
>>64333088
>>64333063
Lester need to play City, Liverpool and Arsenal again. While I don't think Arsenal will win it, Lester are about 3-4 injuries away from struggling. Lester need to keep Mahrez, Vardy, Kante injury free. Drinkwater got injured, but King has done well to replace them.
As you can see, Lester don't have an amazing defence.
>>64333188
>>64333192
Lay off the interracial porn
>Leicester_Play_Style.gif
>>64333207
MUH ENGLISH YOOF
>>64333207
keown taking the piss out of people hyping him
>>64333213
c u cks call their black guys bulls
>>64333207
this. he's good but i don't think anyone ever said this
>>64333188
>>64333192
>>64333195
my other half got wet desu
>>64333213
bull is the terminology for the big guy cuckolding the beta male
Vardys going to RM isn't he lads
>José POOrinho
>gary get your pants on
absolute joker
>>64333150
>Well Within His Sel-By Date
>The Human Leopard
>>64333049
>How many City/Arsenal/Liverpool players would make it into United's first 11?
City: Kompany, Otamendi, Toure, Fernandinho, Silva, De Bruyne, Sterling, Aguero
Arsenal: Koscielny, Sanchez, Ozil, Giroud, Cazorla
Liverpool: Clyne, Sakho, Sturridge, Henderson
>>64333049
>RVP
>Suarez
You what?
Also here´s a small shortlist of some of the players from those teams that would make it in the yanited starting XI
>coutinho
>henderson>carrick to be fair
>sanchez
>jewroo
>mesut "not le invisble man all of a sudden" ozil
>koscielny
>sterling
>de bruyne
>kolarov
>kompany
The list would go on if I could be arsed, but you should get the point by now.
>>64333181
Prince MAREZ! fabulous he ,MAREZ Ababwa
bit lonely lads tbf
>>64333254
Reeeee.
>>64333249
Denayer, when?
>>64333247
cuck isn't word filtered any more, faggot.
>>64333272
Agree with everyone on the list except for Coutinho. He's way overrated, nowhere near as good as Mata.
>>64333233
Keep seeing this picture
What's the story behind the meme lads?
>that blunderland formation
they are so absolutely fucking shite holy fuck
>That blonde qt3.14
Hnnnnnng
LIKE A BULL
>>64333291
Fuck off moot you cvck
yes jonathan, if a 57 year old Drogba was still at Chelsea, they would still be shit.
Any chelshit fans care to explain why they stand behind Mouyes? He had to go.
4-2-3-1 should be banned
>5 at the back
literally why
>Chelsea fans chanting Mourinho's name
touching desu
Random question, is the commentary done in Post or do they go over all 90 knowing only 5-10 minutes will be featured?
What was Oscar saying?
>>64333317
why
>Mourinho leaves
>Ivanovic immediately scores
what a coincidence
How do i get a gf?
>>64333333
nice
>>64333333
Shit boring formation for fifa and cunt teams
Nice digits
>>64333333
Nice
random question
How do I get a proper hitler youth hair cut with out saying , I want a hitler youth
>>64333327
I read on /sp/ it is done in post.
>>64333297
coutinho actually does stuff though, as opposed to mata who just takes up a spot in the team
>>64333333
wasted imotbqhwy
>>64333049
Are you actually serious?
>>64333327
must be in post, they commentate based on the footage
>>64329420
Why does his son have a different sirname? Is Han a cuck?
>>64333336
What? Pelligrini is safe right?
Lester, unfortunately, won't win unless their defence solidifys.
They conceded 2 to Everton.
They have conceded 24, but they've just scored more. In comparison, Arsenal have conceded 13.
Lester, against good attacking teams, will struggle. Which is why Arselel banged in 5 against them.
Lester need to beat Liverpool, City and their away game to Arsenal to do it.
>>64333333
>those digits
Only troglodyte chelsea fans could be duped by such a transparent megalomaniac as mourinho
>>64333360
Get a wig
this team is a glib facsimile
>>64333333
Witnessed
>Mou gets fired
>Chelsea suddenly start getting calls
jej
>Mourinho leaves
>every gives a shit now
>player power wasn't a thing says John Terry
top kek
chelsea players are literally just proving that they played shit on purpose to get rid of mourinho
Can't Sunderland and Villa just be relegated now, so they have 8 months to prepare for their battles to stay in the Championship?
>>64333298
/int/ spamming "WE WUZ KINGZ". As in, the idea that black people had their Kingdoms taken away by evul whyte men and they lost all their magical powers cause of it.
The picture is from the cover of Age of Empires 2 expansion. My picture was an edit.
>>64333364
Really? I don't watch too many United games (Liverpool fan), but I was under the impression that Mata was the only going doing anything for United offensively. And Coutinho is very inconsistent, he just scores an amazing goal every once in a while so nobody really minds.
>>64333379
He's only there until the end of the year and they want Pep don't they?
>>64333386
perfect cult leader for these mongos
>>64333413
what a rat
it's pretty disgusting what the Chelsea players done\are doing
>playing with freedom
>like a great weight has been lifted from their shoulders
Ahh good ol Jonathan Pearce with his controversialist commentary
>>64333395
underrated post
>>64333333
Nice, but check my 4.
>>64333413
lol
Imagine actually wanting mourinho as your manager
>>64333380
They could get battered by City and Liverpool and still win it because they'll batter pretty much everyone else
Arsenal won't win it because they drop points against the likes of West Brom -- Lester kill these teams. 3 points v Liverpool is the same as 3 points against low/mid table opp.
How do Sunderland survive if relegated? their wage bill is ridiculously high for a team constantly fighting relegation
>>64333327
They commentate live. Nobody on /sp/ actually goes to games, you can see them in the commentary box if you look around.
chelsea fans singing where were you when we were shit at the players
>de foe
>>64333380
Leicester don't need to beat any of them if they keep fucking up against trash like West Brom and Stoke.
>Diego Costa was out of Stamford Bridge by 5:01pm
How long till he's sold?
>>64333438
and the fans, cheering for players you just booed
>>64333465
>that scummy banner
>>64333465
Autism lol
>>64333413
>On a cold december evening in London, a young man takes a seat on a bench facing the Thames. Soon after, he is joined by another man, who removes his bowler hat as he sits down. The moonlight glints off his glasses and his shiny, shaved head.
>"You're late."
>"I know, Cesc. But you were early. He was meant to leave in February. But still, you did well. That's two London clubs you've damaged."
>"Not that it's helped much. You should have made better use of the last one."
>"What's done is done. I have a new mission for you now. You'll need to engineer a transfer to West Ham in the summer. Their Olympic stadium... could be problematic. You're very nearly done, my boy. Soon, you'll be able to come home."
>A hopeful smile spreads across the younger man's face. "What a glorious day that will be."
>Both men stare into the river, lost in their thoughts. Finally, the younger man stands up.
>"Goodbye Mr. Levy. I'll be seeing you soon."
>>64333465
>quote marks around the numbers
>putting the numbers on anyway
>>64333465
who is Iazzard and Cesl
>>64333469
Doesn't it distract the players? Do they just become accustomed to it and filer it out?
tfw no john terry player manager
Ivanovic talking sense
>>64333426
Mata has been awful. Such a nothing invisible player. Sideways and backwards, weak and slow
>>64333501
lizzard and cecil
>>64333465
>Izzard
>cecil
new fred?
>>64333380
Everton are 3rd highest scorers in the league after Lester and city. Conceding 2 at Goodison isn't that bad.
>>64333502
are you retarded?
If you are such a cunt of a person that your players don't want to play their best being managed by you, you are a bad manager.
>>64333504
First all white Chelsea team since 1991
>>64333479
When does the transfer window open?
>Using the word "swagger" in punditry
Why is this allowed
>Jermaine 'I will literally never say anything that could be remotely perceived as controversial because I am a pathetic worm and my job at the BBC is all I have" Jenas
Mouyes, I think, is suffering from a mental disorder. Like, he's literally going mad. It looks like early onset dementia.
The fact he went ballistic at Eva cause she followed FA guidelines which say "The safety of the player is the most important thing" and then sacked her and the bloke one, shows how bad it is.
Yes, it didn't help that Chelsea players sabotaged Mouyes, but Mouyes literally went "You're purposely ruining everything I've done", it was true, it was obvious, but you don't say it.
That's not a good sign. I think he's lost it mentally.
Plus the fact he locked himself in a room, apparently turned down the £40m or so severance fee and other shit, shows how fucked he was in the head.
>diags
LGTSS
>lazzard
>>64333561
i lold at this post
>>64333155
Blame the board member who was knobbing Dyer's missus
DIAGS
SWAG ER
>>64333520
Sounds exactly like Liverpool in 13/14
On track to concede over 50 goals, score loads and ultimately not win
>>64333564
>That's not a good sign. I think he's lost it mentally.
His dad is dying. That tends to make a person a little unstable.
DYA LIKE DIAGS?
>>64333564
DUDE PROJECTING
>diags
fuck off with that shit.
>hating based cesc
This is why our fanbase is fucking hated you idiots, no loyalty in these plastic faggots. If they´d rather get behind Mourinho and his antics than the team and the players they should start following him around like groupies and stop supporting >my team.
>HITTING DIAGS
>FREAK OF THE WEEK
fuck off you nigger if all you can do is try to get mentioned in 6 Twitter posts then fuck off
>>64333477
But they do, because Lester could also fuck up. As I said, 4 players lose form or get injured, and Lester is fucked.
I think they will win it, but I'm saying that they need to be careful and beating Poo, Shitty and Arse will basically secure it.
>drogba has 11 goals in 11 games in the MLS
>>64333564
You only need look as far at his post match interviews to conclude that he genuinely does have mental problems.
Then again, you see him when the cameras aren't in his face and he seems normal so maybe the whole thing IS a big charade.
how long until didier is the gaffer
>Drogba brought in to mentor Costa
Wht will he teach him?
>>64333586
>tfw rotherham
>>64333575
>tfw you will never be a big guy
>>64333621
MEMELS
>>64333479
>implying anyone would buy him
>>64333596
1. What am I projecting
2. Projecting has been debunked by people for decades
>>64333583
And? Even more evidence.
Reminder that Jurgen Klopp is the manager of Liverpool FC
>>64333624
can we just get rid of southampton in the PL
they offer nothing, soz for quoting btw cba to delete`also new thread pls
Remember when Soton were good?
>>64333624
how to dive convincingly
>>64333465
spelled cecil wrong
>>64333624
Trying to improve his diving and general scumminess on the field.
>>64333624
Diving
>>64333648
>And? Even more evidence
I'm not disagreeing, just trying to explain that Mourinho hasn't gone nuts for no reason.
Can someone make a new thread!!!! and can it be a chin man edition pls!!
>>64333654
Remember when sp was claiming southampton could finish in the top 4?
good to know theyre not making the same mistake this season with leicester
oh wait
>Dembele back
thank christ
So you're playing in your stadium and this guy tries to occupy all your possession, what do you do?
Why doesn't Harry Kane just breathe through his nose?
>>64333617
>As I said
>things he didn't say
Sweet analysis, m8.
based kane
KANE
Harry THE GOAT Kane
i miss being able to say DAS IT MANE
>>64333705
He wants to taste your fear
>>64333654
Leicester are literally the new Soton.
>>64333705
Doesnt want any water getting into his nose
>>64333581
All they have to do is get lots of points and that's exactly what they've done so far.
Just realised how much Kane looks like Ryan Gosling
10/10 goal 10 in 10 by the number 10 ,who is also a 10 looks wise
Kane vs Southampton
>"""""""""""""""""defending"""""""""""""""""""
>10 goals in 10 games
one season wonder amirite?
>deller
Gazzanigga is not good enough to play in League 1
>>64333737
Hi Harry!
>Reports now that Van Gaal's time at Man Utd may end imminently.
New thread
>>64333736
>>64333737
He looks like Ryan Gosling's redneck cousin
>>64333700
Leicester are doing far better than ever were. And Leicester are coming out of a very difficult run of fixtures in a very good position. Soton crumbled during crunch period last yr
anybody got some classic diags for me to watch?
>>64333725
was that game the start of Yanited's downfall?
>>64333586
DIS FRED BELONGS TO DA ORKZ
>>64333737
Slightly mongy version of him.
>Kane and Vardy are Englands best strikers
>>64333814
Go to bed, Wayne.
>>64333814
Wayne 'The Drain' Rooney, time for bed.
>>64333814
>rooney still plays ahead of them
Reckon the BBC have been paid to shill Star Wars?
>>64333380
You dont have to win against the "big teams" to win the league
They just have to not drop points against mid table and relegation teams
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