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>RUNNING ORDER
MUFC v NOR
EVE v LEI
CHE v SUN
SOT v SPURS
WBA v BOU
STO v CP
NEW v AV
>van laal
His career is kill, but seriously, how can you not like the lad?
>>64329230
>United first
The media has truly turned it's glare on van Laal now Mouyes is gone.
> mfw Leicester are walking the premier league like Vardy does over his GBH victims.
>>64329326
you knows it bad when 5th place gets shown over league leaders
>>64329368
I wish that sneaky little goals goblin would stop stealing Vardy's goals. his greed is jeopardising jamie's shot at top goalscorer :(
>>64329326
It's the beeb m8. Ever since Phil took charge he's been trying to suck ManU's dick so if any upsets or shocks happen it's bound to be at the top of the list regardless on how boring the game itself was.
>>64329391
Jamie lad, you should be happy for your teammate.
RIP Han Solo
Can't believe he was killed by his own son who is Kylo Ren
Rey is the daughter of Leia Organa and Han Solo
enjoy cunts
...
![1450548287752[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eIRqJJY.jpg "1450548287752[1].jpg")
I liked the idea of the main antagonist being this badass Sith who ends up just being a brat trying to be Vader.
I also liked the scene where he kills Han right as the sun is just finishing getting drained. It was preditable, but well done.
>>64329420
>thinking the people who post on /sp/ give a shit about some gay sci fi film
>>64329468
True, but this was bullshit:
Finn, a mortal with zero connection to the force being able to use a lightsaber against a 'sith' and even deal him damage.
Rey, who never touched a saber in her life is suddenly proficient with it and absolutely destroys Ren, who had training, with no other explanation than 'The force
same~
Christmas is less than a week away, did you prepare your depression and loneliness?
>>64329414
Walk on, wog.
>>64329507
My only issue w Ren was them making him look retardedly weak when Rey fought him. She only just learns the force and had never wielded a lightsaber and she beats him down. Her and Finn should have had help from someone, I say Chewie should have gotten some revenge for Han but couldn't kill his freinds son and leaves him to escape the planet. We keep hearing how scary and tough wookiees are but we've never seen it on screen.
You guys do realise that's not how "spoil a big movie" meme works? You are supposed to spoil it to actual normies who go to the movies - not autists from a tongonese manhva friends simulator?
>>64329265
his career is fine, hes doing well at villarreal
>>64329265
really wish he worked out with >us tbqhf (to be quite honest family)
Daily reminder that Poe Dameron is a clone.
Rey discovers this in Episode VIII and has to choose between Poe the clone and Finn the dindu in Episode IX
![1450551983588[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KJQy1uZ.jpg "1450551983588[1].jpg")
>>64329608
>>64329523
Nope. Although I've gotten plenty of alcohol and Christmas edits/themed anime girl pictures though.
Any good fancams from today?
>>64329326
Like fucking Sauron.
what wine are you drinking tonight /sp/?
also, what should i cook for dinner?
>>64329812
Sausage and mash
>wine
Star Wars is shite.
>mfw they spend 5 minutes talking about muh big chinned lineker
>>64330026
FLT thread for any non-plastics in the house.
>>64329812
i only drink wine on weekdays
>>64329265
>"congratz amigo you made it!"
>picture is basically just a nice shot of himself with kane leaning in
well.. that was the weirdest game of football I've ever been at
>>64330082
>because a team is in the PL they are plastic.
Fuck off you nonce middle england cunt. You'd spaff your load if Hull got back into the PL.
MUFC 1 v 2 NOR
EVE 2 v 3 LEI
CHE 3 v 1 SUN
SOT 0 v 2 SPURS
WBA 1 v 2 BOU
STO 1 v 2 CP
NEW 1 v 1 AV
Chelsea finally start to win without Jokes Mourinho, Van Gaal is still shit though, Leicester continue STOMPING, Aston Villa more boring than Man UTD confirmed, Harry Kane is a demigod confirmed, Bournemouth 3 wins in a row now, previous two were against chelsea and man united so this one is the hardest one yet, Crystal Palace win against well matched stoke, uninteresting match unless you're a crystal palace fan.
Can't wait for the matches tomorrow & monday aka:
Watford v Liverpool
Swansea v West Ham
Arsenal v City (YES)
My predictions:
WAT 2-1 LIV
SWA 1-1 WHU
ARS 2-3 CITY
>>64330250
>middle England
>Hull
You tried to fit in but now you just look like a right wally. 2/10.
>>64330343
Meh, im from the UK but I have no idea what region Hull is in. Had to even google 'Hull' to find out where it is it's so fucking irrelevant.
>black people in star wars
kek
star wars is for children 2bh
>>64330565
The only entertainment not for children is clearly anime.
>black people in star wars
I want out of this galaxy.
>>64330397
Chin on Geoffrey.
Be funny if Mou joins Man United and sells Mata back to Chelsea
> Plastics will never know true football feels
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03cl1cc
Another lonely Christmas lads, is this what life is?
ANOTHER ONE
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van laal is literally doing only a point better this season than moyes.
except moyes actually qualified through his cl group and made it to the semi finals of the league cup
>>64331100
Yeah, he's being covered nicely by almost every other big team being complete shit as well.
>>64331031
>Drinki and the lads
What did he win?
>>64331100
I bet he wishes they hadn't made it to that League Cup semi final though.
>>64331036
Yep.
>>64330989
I'd love Mata back but I couldn't handle the smug Mourinho fans if he wins the league.
>>64331186
Golden Boy award, same as Pogba and Sterling won
>>64331186
golden boy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Boy_(award)
>>64331186
Even Jeff has won more relevant trophies
When is footie starting?
People are still dancing on my the BBC One livestream.
>>64331266
1 bong
>>64331186
>Bamidele Alli didn't win
>>64331266
in about 49 mins
>scores 2 goals
>golden boy trophy
bahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
>>64331266
38 bings
>>64331186
meme of the season award
>>64331298
20 past? The guide on my telly is saying 30
>Dele Alli was born in 1996
What the fuck have we done with our lives
>>64331355
I became an engineer.
Could have gone worse desu.
>>64331355
4chan mostly. wbu?
>>64331355
>tfw 2 days younger than him
>>64331355
I lived in the global village called Internet.
Btw The Descent is a top movie, I'm watching it now
>>64331355
I was 16 in 1996.
>>64331409
>someone older than me
wew lads
>>64331409
most people here are probably 16 now
>>64331355
At least I'm white
>>64331355
Wasted 25 years of my life
>Want to watch a goal compilation video from world cup 2006 on youtube
>009 Soundsystem - Dreamscape starts playing
>>64331355
In the late 90s I remember adding myself to Championship Manager games and having to make myself older.
Now if I did the same I'd be adding a player already past his peak.
Fuck it.
Are United really going to sack LVG and bring >mouyes in?
It just seems too insane even for this season.
>>64331409
How many kids do you have la'?
>>64331507
None, thank fuck.
>>64331494
>kill me please just kill me
>>64331507
8 if you include the step kids.
>>64331355
Became educated, got a good well payed job and a qt bf.
Better than being a performance monkey for the unwashed masses.
>>64331549
Are you an English Rose?
>>64331549
> qt bf
Jasmine?
>>64331549
th-thanks
>tfw the wife promised to give me a kiss if Norwich won today
Fucking yes lads. My marriage might finally start to get back on track
I keep defending oscar on here and it is mainly because every time I see him play live he looks so good.. I don't think TV does him justice
by far the best player today, keeps the ball flowing so well.. seemed to be playing deeper at times too
terry and iva stepped up, willian and pedro decent..mikel came really well into the game
costa is dogshit at this point.. all excitement vanished when he got the ball
>>64331667
Does anywhere stream MOTD? I only have one monitor and whenever I watch it without /sp/ I end up getting into bed and falling asleep.
iPlayer never works for me.
>>64331186
born to love and live for joy
>>64331698
they were playing sunderland
>>64331707
topmeme desu
>>64331541
8 step kids right?
>>64331717
Alright, calm down, cuckcake.
>>64331729
This.
Lel
>>64331707
thats a nice cuckshed
>>64331707
Ah excellent, very impressive.
What are you fellas going to eat and drink whilst watching?
I'm gonna heat up some mulled wine as well as mum's beef and dumpling stew from earlier, then have warm mince pies with cream after with more mulled wine
>>64331729
yeahs, I know
>>64331698
>I don't think TV does him justice
Yeah, he is quite literally the best footballer on the planet, but the that fucking television broadcast just never puts it across
>>64331780
Scotch and nothing.
>>64331717
Golden goy
>>64331780
>>64331780
Got some scones in the oven, gonna lather them in butter and jam
>>64331780
Cherry drops and vodka.
>>64331667
Fucking loser. Your wife is fucking a black man right now
>>64331780
vodka
might microwave some smiley faces
>>64331780
>mum's beef and dumpling stew
too easy
>>64331780
>too easy
you shouldnt talk about your mum like that
>>64331842
>might microwave some smiley faces
That shit is fucking toxic lad.
>>64331780
Just had some secreto iberico for lunch.
>>64331780
I'm drinking Fosters and listening to Interpol.
>hfw mouyes joins manure
>>64331884
only thing i have to eat
FUCK YOU ALL FOR MAKING FUN OF MY FAILED MARRIAGE
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FEELS
>>64330007
Fuck you
>>64331780
just beer and some rum so I can maybe forget about my mum's terrible health for a little while
>>64331780
Fosters and a microwave pie.
I hate my life and Football League Tonight is shite.
Anyone watching bbc one now? The newsreader has massive knockers
>This fucking Korean Idol playing Phil Taylor at darts
Is this real life?
>>64331931
:^)
>>64331780
Mince pie and a wank
If he gets us top 4 will he be dare i say it...
The best English manager since Sir Alex Ferguson
>>64331549
london?
>>64331971
yes m8 i'd spaff all over those juicy wobblers
>Aguero will never be fully fit
![166441[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/17yAoxn.jpg "166441[1].jpg")
>>64331971
yes she's on a lot
Lads my doctor gave me a shit ton of prozac to take for my depression. Should I start before or after Christmas? Want to have a cheeky drink on the day tbqh.
>>64332023
so drink while you're on it?
you'll cut down on the amount you need to drink to get drunk
>>64332006
Irregular steroid cycles will do that to ya
>>64332006
Bony is a top 5 striker in the league anyway desu.
>>64332040
> Wanting to get drunk
> Wanting to be a normie
>>64332044
>Bony is a top fi-
Was Jimmy Hill a Hubsburger?
>>64332023
WOW GABBAGOOL
>>64332056
if you're depressed why don't you want to get drunk?
Tbqh lads I don't even enjoy having a wank anymore
I just do it because there's nowt else to do four times a day
oh vey
>>64332023
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Keep taking those anti-depressants anon, the brain-zaps are a normal side-effect. That's why the doctor never bothered to warn you or list it as a potential problem ZAP in the given information.
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>>64332002
He's not english he roma gypsy mate just look at that cheeky grin and suntanned face
>>64332080
Wank less, then when you have one you'll appreciate it more.
What can I get my girlfriend for Christmas? I was thinking of a Bradford City season ticket but they are not on sale yet
>>64332094
fuck off bender
>this fucking thread
Wish I went out with my mates, fucking bunch of melts.friday and Saturday nights really expose the cancer that's killed 4chan
>>64332109
money, women love money.
>>64332136
>Tfw lost my ID
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64332136
>the cancer that's killed 4chan
>Wish I went out with my mates,
It's not even self aware..
>>64332136
here's your (you)
>>64332136
And you're a key part of that cancer.
>>64332136
lel, why didn't you then, gaylord?
>>64332098
I don't think those zaps are normal
>>64331780
Alright, dont show off too much la
fuck syria Ñ‚bh
>tfw a girl finally tells you she loves you but she still takes hours to respond to my messages
fucking mind games, i fucking hate girls. things were much easier being a loner
>>64332098
The fucks a brain zap?
>>64329265
I felt so bad for Soldado, hope he's happy now that he's back in Spain.
>Get a girls number on tinder
>Too scared to text her
>Tfw its been too long since she gave me her number so it looks weird if i try to text her now
SAVE ME
>>64332136
Could have gone on grindr and gone to suck some cock tonight. Wanted to watch this shit and talk to you fags instead.
>>64332229
when you take bare md you fry your brain so much for a few weeks after you get "brain zaps" its like someone twanging an electric band in your head
Fucking hell this newsreaders tits are scrumptious as fuck
>>64329265
Bobby...;_;
>>64332251
mate always do it within 12 hours or you'll have an uphill battle
>>64332179
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>>64332277
Might tell her i lost my phone.
>>64332287
Cancer
swimming in (you)s
Thanks I've still got it
>>64332318
This
Literally worst Love Live.
Has the practice of having sexy latinas tell you about the weather not reached Britain yet?
>mfw the TVguide.co.uk BBC stream is slightly faster and runs better than the BBC's own stream
>>64332289
go back on tinder and say "thanks, i'll text you dirty things so you know it's me. only just seen this message"
if she's a slag send her a dirty chat up line, if not then post stuff about mud and earth and shit
>>64332289
Alright m8 thanks for the update. I was literally dying to know but now I do know, I'm feeling a lot better.
Please, tell me more.
>>64332225
I wish I was gay quite frankly. Lads seem like they'll mess you around a lot less, they'll watch the football and you can probably shop easier for them.
Just don't like knobs or blokes though, so I'm fucked.
What colour shirt you guys reckon Gary is wearing?
>>64332327
God save the King..
Pumped for Sherlock lads
>>64332287
I wouldn't mind zapping Niko's cute little bum
>>64332338
Indeed they are not overrun by Mexicans yet.
Did you expect any other reply?
>>64332351
Blue.
>>64332351
Gary isn't on tonight m8
>>64332338
No it's sexist and should be banned.
Saying a girl looks good in a dress is a crime over here
>>64332337
Worst implies any of them have flaws ever.
>>64332251
Just call her now.JUST DO.
theres nothing stoping you from ringing right now but your self.ring her up have a little joke about tinder then ask her out.nothing is stoping you but yourself.JUST CALL HER.JUST DO IT
>>64332338
>not having nice mumsy types do the weather
It's like you hate comfyness.
>>64332344
Was wondering where i should take here (if it goes that far) not too sure if shes after a shag or shes after something more serious. What do you reckon? Mind you she gave up her number pretty quickly.
>>64332338
Absolutely haram mate.
>>64332380
Senpai, are you implying Nico is flawless?
WHERE THE FUCK IS LINEKER????????????????????????
>no Gary
Might just turn off
>>64332376
>No it's sexist and should be banned.
>Saying a girl looks good in a dress is a crime over here
ugh, anglos
guys a legend to be honest
Rest in piece
WTF WHERE IS GARY
>that beard
RIPIP in peace gary
Garys in Cardiff doing SPOTY
>>64332408
At the stadium
would you rather be penetrated by christian benteke or this guy's chin
>>64332402
Justice for Nico la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eayz6lbBanA
Why do these stupid cunts keep calling Van Gaal a goblin? And while we're at it, why did they keep calling Di Maria a snake? It also seems okay to them to mention that's Dutch. Look, that's okay on /sp/. If there's a Dutch person on /sp/, reply to him and call him a cunt for no reason. But don't do it on YT.
>Harry Enfield
GOAT comedian
>Dan "Jesus Lover" Walker
Fuck this day.
no big al
Where's Lineker?
;-;
>Jermaine Penus
Every fucking week. Fucking fuck off.
>>64332416
Stop objectifying women senpai. It doesn't matter if she's got a lovely pair of knorks, it's sexist.
>>64332450
>not being saved
>van laal
>300 million
>>64332454
Probably pissed somewhere in the midlands
was that harry enfield
>Lineker won't be there to wank over Leicester being top at Christmas
Why bother watching?
>Jermaine Jenas
FUCK OFF
We go from Jimmy Hill to Jermanine "Quota meeting" Jenas
>some old guy i've never heard of dies ages 84
fug who cares lol look at them pretending to care
>>64332459
You're a bit ahead of me lad, just going the line ups for me
>>64332351
who is this semen demon?
REV UP YOUR GAALS
>chelsea win
>thread infested with anime
van gaal out
huhuhuhuhauhahahaahahahaeheheheheehehehehehohohohohohoh
Hahaha here we go, get the popcorn
Wait, Man United play the music from Rocky before games? Wtf
>>64332487
PEP IN
>these lightweights
Jimmy would be turning in his grave
>Manchester POOnited
>Wayne POOney
>Danny SMELLbeck
>>64332445
based MrFlyingPigHD
>>64332454
(translator's note: kitsune means fox)
Probably drunk celebrating the kitsune winning the league.
>people itt don't like Jenas
He's one of the best pundits BBC have
Best is Pat Nevin of course though. He needs to be on more
>comfortably second best
>people in this thread pretending they were alive and watching jimmy hill MOTD in the 80s
>pointing out the last games at Ot between Nowich and Man Utd
Making it pretty obvious, desu, senpai.
rppney
>>64332485
>>64332501
>SMELLbeck
>United
That pace
Alex Neil becomes Manager of Manchester United in July 2018 after leading Norwich to 2 successive top 8 finishes.
>>64332484
Nice car senpai
>letting cameron jerome score on you
GGMU
>>64332530
He was when I started posting that.
>>64332514
pat nevin prefers the radio i think, or maybe he's not allowed on match of the day because people find it hard to understand his thick accent
>THAT HORRIBLE DEFENDING
HOLY SHIT
PEP?
>Against the run of play
Fuck off, having possession doesn't mean they're playing well.
>>64332516
>not watching Sunday Supplement.
Cameron being a selfish pos but that goal was nice.
>>64332514
He is quite literally empty.
Rooney is finished
> East Anglian "people"
>>64332557
Who would win in fight, van laal or Trump?
>goyes
SAVE US PEP
