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Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Rafael dos Anjos (154.5) vs. Donald Cerrone (154.5)
Junior Dos Santos (239) vs. Alistair Overeem (243)
Nate Diaz (156) vs. Michael Johnson (155.5)
Karolina Kowalkiewicz (114.5) vs. Randa Markos (116)
>Preliminary Card (on FS1 at 5pm ET/2pm PT/10pm UK)
Myles Jury (146) vs. Charles Oliveira (150.5)
C.B. Dollaway (185.5) vs. Nate Marquardt (186)
Sarah Kaufman (136) vs. Valentina Shevchenko (134)
Tamdan McCrory (185) vs. Josh Samman (186)
Danny Castillo (155.8) vs. Nik Lentz (156)
Jim Alers (146) vs. Cole Miller (146)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 3:30pm ET/12:30pm PT/8:30pm UK)
Leon Edwards (171) vs. Kamaru Usman (171)
Hayder Hassan (170) vs. Vicente Luque (171)
Luiz Henrique (248) vs. Francis Ngannou (254)
UFC Road to the Octagon - RDA vs Cerrone: https://youtu.be/2yqavPWkqZw
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/o419diPp8Oo
Legal free fights
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Nick Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>Overeem vs Struve
https://youtu.be/ll76rimeTxU
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/JwalBPmUXVg
>Joanna vs penne
https://youtu.be/HxEN5-wxGUc
>arlovski vs browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>mark hunt va cheick
https://youtu.be/vpH1d4ay3Po
>silly dilly vs Walel Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
JUST
11 posts early
>>64328502
And I didn't put heem in the subject. Say something to my face about it, bitch.
To the frenchie who said he was knocked down. He took a knee once since he broke his hand, that's the only one in his entire career.
>>64328517
get in my guard, bro
nth for unofficial lightweight champion of the world
>>64328474
there's a new pole in town
First (any posts before this don't count) for Luke Rockhold, the UFC Middleweight champion
>not using this pic for the OP
Casuals actually think Ronda losing was bigger than Aldo getting KOed in 13 seconds
Let that sink in
>>64328546
*temporary middleweight champion
If I decide to heem every here 100 times, I'll heem every here 100 times
>>64328581
>every here
>>64328534
I said he was counted.
He went down against Judah and wasn't counted and it was a legit knock down.
>>64328544
she's shit by comparison
i'd be a little excited if she was 20 instead of fucking 30
>>64328555
In terms of newsworthiness and financial implications it was
>>64328544
I SAID BACK THE FUCK OFF
KaKo IS MY LITERAL WIFE
>>64328555
b-b-but ronda beat bethe! s-she's a mythical creature!
>>64328555
Yes it was dumbass. You can whine all you want but it won't change the facts.
>>64328555
>trying to pretend featherweight matters
Ronda Rousey 51 (76%) vs. Holly Holm 16 (24%)
>>64328544
>paper on top of the heater
why do women do this
>>64328602
You're right, that's the one where his glove touched the canvas
>>64328555
Wow, what a salty vagina
>>64328651
Shitposting with reaction images doesn't make you right either.
>>64328664
glad i bet real money on her
not silly /heem/ cred
>>64328664
14% of those are mine
it's also easy to pick anyone when there is literally nothing at stake
>mfw Joe practices mewmant in the bathroom like the rest of us
>>64328664
Hey man, but like, Holly was a world champion boxer bro, it was a given she was going to win.
>>64328664
>bb-b-b-but picking Holly was non-existent!!!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
does Joe Rogaine have erectile dysfunction? He takes cialis and viagra for BJJ and grappling all the time because of 'perfomance enhancing' reasons
>>64328664
i picked holly but only because i wanted rousey to lose
i also picked valerie so i'd look unique if i got both right
>>64328664
>holm via sweet chin music
Not a bad prediction frogposter
>>64328626
no u
i have marriage license to prove it
lmao
>>64328695
I was right before I shit posted my image of you raging at your computer typing away like the little keyboard warrior you are. Seriously, I'd fucking demolish you in 13 seconds you little shit. If I ever saw you in real life I'd wrap my arms around you, get my hips lower than yours, send you for a ride straight to the ground and snap your shit, kid.
Think before you post again. I swear to g-d if I knew who you were in real life I'd take your head clean off, boy.
>>64328733
I picked Holly to win not because I thought she would but as I said, out of a spite for Joe Rogan and Dana White. I was just as surprised as everyone else when she won. Whereas it was more like 51-49 for Aldo-Mcgregor.
>>64328544
she looks like an old catcher's mitt without the makeup
>>64328664
Doesn't help that the guy who collects picks stops like 6 hours before the show
>>64328796
step. off.
>tfw you punched retardation into someone
how many seconds until the prelims start
>>64328781
>damage control
>>64328808
Why should he keep taking picks that late?
>>64328827
2700
>>64328827
15 minutes
>>64328836
Where's the damage control in that post? You can literally see my pick in the image and I state the exact reason I picked Holly.
Things Luke Rockhold can stop
The Rain
The Chris
>>64328840
Because polling people browsing the thread in the morning of a fight is hardly a representative sample
>>64328824
all yours bro
>>64328866
>wanting to count casuals
>>64328840
I get in depth looks at fighters as early as 10 minutes before the main card starts. Aldo looked small. I picked him initially to win. But once I saw him, I KNEW he would lose.
Less than an hour until fights
This is a good day /HEEM/
>>64328866
You have an entire week to submit picks and even after weigh ins. You can't whine about your picks not being put in cause you wait till the last minute. And not that'd make any difference, no one got everything right for the last PPVs even with multiple picks.
45 bings till we heeming,
>>64328858
Nice try.
>all this arguing over nothing at all
What a bunch of faggots. Heem yourselves on concrete
>>64328872
yuck
Lets hope that The Bull kicks off the night in an emphatic fashion
>>64328664
>picked Holm but Uriah lost
Stream?
>>64328898
Faggot
>>64328950
Kicks off at UFC.tv
>>64328950
this ublock is kuking me with ads
>>64328950
ufc.tv
>>64328872
ty
smirk>smile
>>64328986
>>64328912
apparently not
>paying a monthly fee and you can't even watch the fucking FOX cards
literally the definition of Cuck
>>64328950
yes
>>64329002
Fightpass is such a shit deal compared to any other sports streaming deal
>>64328962
Bitch
>>64329002
What? Fox is free for anybody with a television. Literally everybody can watch those card you silly goof.
Who is ready for the debut of the future goat?
>>64329029
cuckold
>>64329029
my god
>>64329029
Sweden is that you?
>>64329029
>debut
>future GOAT
no part of your comment made sense
>>64329029
The new Cheick
>>64328431
>not putting /heem/ in the title
off thyself
>>64329029
What a specimen
>>64329029
Ubereem-esque in his physiqe is Ngannou.
>>64329072
Do something about it or sit back down, bitch.
>>64329020
what about the fight library?
>>64329029
>Crossfit
>all these cucks
and then you'll call me a cuck to project your insecurities
>>64329028
>literally anyone has fox sports 1
>needing to own a TV at all to watch fights when you're paying a god damn subscription
suck some more dana dick
>>64329029
he looks like a rapist
if you focus on his head, that could be a mugshot
>>64329138
Fox is free dumb dumb.
>>64329132
Don't you have more GSP pictures to spam?
>>64329049
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>64329132
Favourite moment of the year
Nick is insane and I love it
>>64329091
Calm down, he is probably a 7 foot roided dutch bastard with a side shaved head and 100% heem 0% meme kickboxing skills.
Lads I'm in a bit of a pickle
Since this one is starting earlier I thought I'd be fine going without sleeping and just staying up, but it just clicked in it'll still probably be till about 3am and I'll probably be on the verge of heeming myself at that time
What do? I probably won't be able to sleep in half an hour and don't want to miss the action
>>64329149
nice meme
>>64329147
I only have that one m8...
>>64329099
Every other sports deal also carries a library
UFC just has a really shit streaming deal, especially fpr non US customers
Most of the fightpass stuff is on tv here
>>64329132
>the absolute madman
>>64329162
Here, I like this one.
>>64329159
Man up pussy
>>64329159
drink coffee and stop being a pussy
>>64329197
That's a handsome man, no homo ofcourse.
>>64329198
>>64329202
Thanks for the pep talk lads
>>64329159
Man UFC fans are pussies
I used to do this every week for wrestling and the show wasn't even good
>tfw i could heem every here in 13 seconds
>>64329253
I do it every week for MMA and most of the shows aren't even good whats up
>>64329039
>>64329041
>>64329048
insecure little wimps
>>64329253
I watch it in the middle of the afternoon come at me guv
>>64329159
just stay up pham, make sure you're tucked in for the main event so you can instantly switch it off and crash out
>>64329159
>being this much of a baby
how you people didn't get heemed by the nazis I'll never know
>>64329158
rico isnt that big bro, I met him IRL
>>64329132
>le ebin stockton man, rada rada rada xD hahaha :DDDD
Fuck those pussies
Are you cucks going to watch the whole card or just the Fight Pass prelims?
>>64328796
99% of women look like garbage without make up.
why are prelims so early?
>>64329313
the whole card, then the fox sports aftershow, then the press conference, then the mmafighting post fight show, then I'll watch the best bits/finishes again and then go to sleep
>>64329292
>194 cm
>114 kg
>not that big
m8, if hes not big then how big are you?
>>64329339
203cm 134kg
>>64329358
PEECS
>>64329358
you're a fat guy
>>64329313
only women's fights. Str8 guys don't watch no sweaty guys rassling. Shits gay
>>64329313
Fight pass is the one thing I might not watch desu, need to find a stream of that
>>64329358
And then they call us Amerifats
>>64329395
Thats not fat tbqh
>>64329384
UFC TV has a free 30 day trial
Worth it for Duffy v Poirer too be honest
>>64329132
crowd reaction is the best part of this, that lady covers her mouth is shock kek
>>64329383
yeah bro, lets head to the sauna and we can whip eachother a little bit
>>64329292
could u heem him?
This guy oblique kicks your gf in the butt. What do you do?
>>64329132
>act like a cunt
>lose the fight
>>64329383
aren't you supposed to be too drunk to post by now?
>>64329378
>>64329382
>>64329395
12%bf lads im not fat at all
>>64329159
smoke weed and drink black coffee
>>64329428
yes
btw rico is exactly like how he sounds, hes way too soft for a fighter
>>64329439
bait him to throw 12-6 elbows in my face on the ground to get him disqualified
WAKE UP JOSE
>>64329481
>>64329461
provide proof
get on heemspeak m8s
>>64329439
Blow cocaine into his face
>>64329439
i nut in his eyes
>>64329504
proof that I met him?
Cerrone is going to get finished
>>64329574
Sure if you have it, if not then bodypic
>>64329170
Divegrass deals are never as good. But I guess nobody rewatches divegrass games though.
Still I agree they really screw over fightpass subscribers with their region blocking, thankfully they don't have any vpn blocking so it's easy to access the events anyway
>>64329457
i know right. surpised myself too
Where is predictionkek
/mma will have it right, or is it on /mmalt ?
>RDA wins
>Ireland vs Brazil 2
I wouldn't even be mad desu
>>64329618
Taking predictions from your mom
>>64329631
It will be on both. Like always.
Found a mexican stream, genuinely tempted to watch the whole thing in spanish
wait when is this starting
>>64329642
Do you really think Conor would agree to fight RDA? If RDA wins, I bet he wants to fight Frankie first.
>>64329654
Like always? Honestly I'd usually just use /mma and thought /mmalt was only up for the big PPV's
>>64329667
fightpass now
>>64329618
Last thread was the last call
here we go lads
>>64329670
Who knows, his trainer did say that they don't want to do 145 anymore.
>>64329693
Hell yeah
>>64329670
>still doubting the GOAT
hey I want to fight Conor
I think it would be a great fight
Hey boss, are you around?
Anyone here?
pls anyone?
plsss
>>64329710
I don't doubt him, he personally said, he would only step up to LW if Cerrone wins the belt...
BASED DOM
Cruz will embarrass Goldie
>>64329481
You would not heem him, slappe zak.
Goldie back on the 'Redbull' i see
Who /Ngannou/ here?
>Hawnreekay
Since Rogan will leave the UFC soon who do you want as a replacement?
Dom will be great but he's still an active fighter so he can't
>This echo
>>64329765
what about ENREEK
There will be a 1st round KO via black on black violence.
RIO DAY JIN AREO
>AMACHUR DAY BYOU
is mcgregor fighting in this one?
>>64329765
>tfw picked him because the FOX guys were jizzing over his physique.
starting to regret it 2bqh
>>64329761
goh
>Rogan fumbling
What is he doing
>>64329808
He is literally stiff as a board. Not even memeing.
>>64329726
Not exactly. He just said that a fight with Cerrone or Frankie would be bigger. But he acknowledged that RDA's stock could rise after tonight and they could do that fight.
Kavanagh seems to think 155 is next
>So the next step will be winning the title in the 155lbs division. The current champion, Rafael dos Anjos, defends the belt against Donald Cerrone tomorrow night. Regardless of who comes out on top, we’ve been given the green light to fight the winner.
>If Frankie Edgar wants a shot at the featherweight title or Aldo wants a rematch, we’re fine with that too. But they’ll have to wait, because that lightweight belt is next on the agenda.
http://www.the42.ie/john-kavanagh-column-18-december-2511017-Dec2015/
>Dominick Cruz commentary
What a great time to be alive.
captivating walkout song m8s
sounds like videogame music
>>64329828
Alright, thanks for claryfing, Aaron!
>Hen-reeeeeeee-que?
>>64329820
i'll be happy as long as someone goes sleepy
HE IS A BIG BIG MAN WOOOWWWW
>Those clown feet
>Joe slobbering over a black man again
lel
Francis do it for your country, make us proud
>>64329765
>French, African ancestry
>Braveheart music
Someone explain this shit
>83 inch reach
Wew
>There to go
I love Goldie so much. Everything he says makes me smile. Isn't that right, Dom?
>>64329866
nice filename
>>64329864
You're welcome Emre m8
Henrique by decision
>Hosegood
kek
>"this is a b-big big man!"
>"all that muscle's gotta be fed!"
joe cuckan
>John Hosegood
>It's a Joe talk about big muscles needing oxygen episode
>>64329892
He's representing his celtic pride like Wilson
I know Joe claims he never does these shows high, but he seems high as fuck tonight.
>>64329927
he talks that way about sage northcutt too, even gayer.
THAT IS A BIG BIG MAN MIKE, HES GONNA NEED A LOT OF OXYGEN
>>64329943
Agreed
What are your picks?
Gannou or whatever is fucking STACKED
Goldie seems awfully chipper today, probably because he doesn't have to talk to just Rogan
>>64329973
>Overeem
>>64329973
I picked against all those except Dollarway
jesus, they throw punches in slow motion
Dan Hardy and Cruz commentary team when?
stuck in de mud division
so stiff
Anyone got a HD stream? Taima a shit right now
10-9 black man
>>64330042
ufc.tv I think
>>64330042
UFC.tv
>>64330016
So this?
>the athleticism
are you kidding me
>>64330042
here friend
http://www.ufc.tv/video/dosanjos-vs-cerrone-fight-pass-prelims
>>64330032
Fronk Murr and Cruz would be A+
Alright, big black man is completely raw talent wise but he seems to at least have an idea of range and his size which is promising. He will most likely end up being a letdown like every other heavyweight though.
>tfw Ngannou will never rape your girlfriend with you watching in the background
why are all french fighters black?
>>64330057
nah I've got RDA, Overeem, Diaz, Karolina, Dollaway and Kaufman
>>64330071
haha
Need Ngannou by KO
>>64330099
>France
>white
>>64330099
>french
>>64330052
>>64330055
>>64330071
I don't have fightpass
>>64330099
>Chieck
>Papi Abedi
Checks out
>>64330091
>actual cuck
>bait
>Henrique
>cagefucking
>>64330099
Because that's what the french look like :^)
why are these people allowed in the UFC
HEEEM
Gunno just dead him
THAT UPPERCUT
HEEM FUCKING SLEEPY
>>64330108
FUCKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
WE DID IT BABY. RED PANTY NIGHT
More entertaining than I would have expected from a prelim heavyweight fight with two new UFC fighters
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
heavyweight division is beyond shit
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
ALL ABROAD THE BULL TRAIN
>>64330102
Like that way better
HEEM SLEEPY
CROSSFIT CONFIRMED AS THE GOAT MARTIAL ARTS BACKGROUND
this giga nigga nas such shit accuracy its comical
>>64330159
I enjoyed that you cuckold
FRANCIS!!!!!!!!
BEAST
>>64330118
Free 30 day trial
>>64330174
nice
Ngannou vs. Bigfoot when?
wow what a beast
would prep him /10 tb h
>>64330180
it's a fucking bumfight, you might aswell look up streetfights
did his trachea die?
>Guy is still ded
Whoa
thank you france for this heem
He didn't even look like he threw it that hard.
This dude could probably heem me with a jab
Oh fuuck i felt that
Dude is such a class act.
Huge Ngannou fan tbqh.
>>64330177
Deadly af desu senpai
>huge
>muscular
>nigger
I'M ON THAT HYPE TRAIN
>>64330203
Yeah because bums land 5 punch combos
That dude is fucking huge. He'd use Rogan as a fleshlight.
I love uneasy post fight interviews
>>64330124
>not being an unironic cuck
just why
Is this what is feels like to be Swedish?
Wew lads
>JOE GETTING KEKED
>>64330203
>bumfight
Are you saying you'd beat up this man? You're a moron. He touches you one time and it is all over.
goodnight mr tom
why is joe so short?
>>64330245
you realize it's illegal to download and upload it on the internet right?
good, the HW division doesn't need more wrestlefuckers
is hit on the neck allowed?
This man would beat up Memelasquez.
Future champ once he gets his ground game sorted tbqh.
>>64330245
imagine 250 pounds on your trachea like that
>>64330243
I'm pretty sure that's not what he was saying. I'm pretty sure he was saying that these are low-quality fighters, not that he, personally, could beat either of them up...
>>64330270
Yes
>ufc in charge of translators
Will he pop?
>>64330275
I weigh 256.5 i'd fucking embarrass him standing
>>64330269
True. Nothing I hate more than lay and pray. Glad the ref pulled them apart and let him get KO'd.
>ads for fightpass
>on fightpass
>>64330247
he looks sad, he will have to go home and inject more steroids after this.
they really have a fight pass commercial on fight pass
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64330287
they are prospect. Francis showed good striking and very good combos. He could be a legit HW in the future
>all dat prime time without defense
Hope he fixes that shit soon
>>64330287
There's nothing low quality about them. Ngannou has good boxing and the Brazilian was a wrestling champ. Just cause they're not moving at flyweight speed doesn't make the fight a bumfight. I enjoy watching bombs being thrown in place of love taps.
How to become so athletic and explosive?
>>64330305
All over Rogan's face
>>64330311
they know that people watch illegal streams dummy
>>64330311
>expecting competency from the UFC
>>64329973
>Ngannou
>Shevchenko
>Nate Diaz very small bet
>parlay on Usman, Jury and RDA
Ngannou already made me some good money with that beautiful left.
>>64330334
Winstrol
>>64330334
Crossfit
>>64330339
If I'm illegally streaming I know how to illegally watch old fights
I haven't watched JDS vs Miocic, was he really bad in that fight?
I have watched all Overeem fights, and the guy is on a downward spiral.
Ngannou is precise with his punches, very powerful, decent takedown D
Stiff as a rock though
>>64330320
HE SLEPT HIM
>>64330334
Crossfit training.
Derrick Lewis vs this Guy when?
Meme stand up power vs meme GnP power
All i see is stiffness
>>64330334
have survival mode genetics
receive first world nutrition
>>64330333
I didn't make the original argument. I specifically said "he", not "I". There are some serious reading comprehension problems in this thread today.
>>64330365
Is stiffness/movement going to become the meme of 2016?
>>64330364
JDS is on the way down after he got brutalized in those title fights
doesn't look the same
>>64330365
Don't worry, he'll get that sorted. Nice combinations though.
original walkout song
>>64330390
>meme
It's reality m8
Guys, how many years will it take me to become a black belt in Crossfit?
WHEN WILL THESE NIGGAS LEARN?
>>64330292
>>64330313
Y or N?
I am asking cuz the black guy hit him straight on the neck while the other man was down.It seemed very dangerous
>>64330405
he best have good mewment if hes coming out to this
So giga nigger fucked up that fat latino with tattoos. How scared is Cain now?
cruz sounds like a midget
Thank you /heem/
I love Cruz but his commentary is meh
>>64330334
only have type 2 muscle fibers
>>64330427
He fought Cheick, so not that scared
>>64330418
Yes, it is legal. You can read all the rules here if you are interested and have the time at some point.
http://www.ufc.com/discover/sport/rules-and-regulations#15
Also, it is mostly safe to ignore all posts by the Netherlands, Canada, Australia, Sweden, Norway, Lithuania, Serbia, and Ireland in these threads.
What the fuck is this ref 97
>>64330450
i hate everything about him
>>64330388
Bitch nigga
This Cruz child voice commentary is literally ruining this card
did he fucking shoulder roll?
>>64330462
thanks dude
HEEM SUBBY
Get fucked american
Cruz is out casting Rogan and Rogan is audibly shook and being tentative when he chooses to speak
HEEM TWITCHY
Schaub like in his ability to choke people out
HEEM SLEEPY
CHOKE OUT
HEEM SHAKY
HEEM SLEEPY
Bloody fantastic there
heem sleepy until seizure
you have 5 seconds to name a sexier submission than a D'arce choke
HEEM CHOKEY
>That spazzing
DIS NIGGA DANCING ROBOT
HEEM SEIZZY
Prelims are good so far, which means the main card will be shite
>>64329808
whats the story of this big ol guy
>>64330477
Not very clever, are you?
>>64330557
Don't be a spoilport
Final card of 2015 is going to be gud
That takedown was like a really slow tawara gaeshi
>>64330450
think they are all just getting used to it atm
>its a I want to thank god episode
>I'd like to thank God
Every tim
>>64330598
Here's your (fedora)
>>64330563
Smarter than your bitch ass.
>Can't take the heat while playing advocate for him
>>64330598
>it's a thanking God episode
>exclusively on fightpass
Haha that's my favorite kind!
God loves chokes desu lads
>>64330544
I like the Von Flue choke m8
>>64330598
>>64330613
>>64330624
>It's an atheists get triggered episode
>>>/r/atheism
>>64330614
>tips imaginary magical man in the sky
>>64330614
sweden is just upset that he didn't thank allah
ICEMAN
Can biofeedback rebuild chin?
mandatory British win coming up lads
what i late stoppage, i'm mad af.
>mewvment
>Now ice training
>>64330618
>proving his own lack of reading comprehension
> "smarter than you"
Thanks for proving me right, idiot.
Seems comfy desu
Reminds me of mewvement
>>64330662
why would you be mad about that
>>64328544
she a qt
Poor Overeem, Rogan has a new idol
>training with a crazy zen hobo
Ask him for a better chin training.
>>64330674
Thanks for being a keyboard warrior faggot
I like this new Taoist approach to fighting a lot of guys seem to be adopting.
>>64330641
>being literally insane
>>64330641
Haha. No offense intended, sir.I respect people of all faiths. I was just trying to meme with the other boys.
Who /Leon Edwards/ here?
>>64330677
the guy was either desperate or having a seizure, bro.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ngannou era!
>>64330696
heemer
>>64330702
Nobody, I hope him and his whole camp get btfo.
>>64330697
>Being triggered worse than tumblr feminists
>Oh wow someone mentioned God, stop attacking my safespace!
>>64330707
ill never get this meme.
THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK
Already better than WSOF yesterday
>>64330708
he stopped it as soon as he noticed he wasn't struggling to get out of the choke but having a seizure.
>>64330707
Off to a slow start today
>tfw prime JDS will never come back and save the HW division
>>64330721
Genuinely saw someone whining about "manspreading" a few days ago
That's men taking up more stand than needed BECAUSE THEY HATE WOMEN
>OBLIQUE KICKS
>>64330723
Are you homo or hetero m8
>>64330701
>respecting literal retardation
do you respect adults who believe in santa claus?
fucking retard
>Connor embraces mewvement training and BTFO Aldo in 13 secs
>Overeem embraces ice training in the mountains and ends Juniors career with a flying knee
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO THE MEME TRAINING ERA
>Ufc on fox sports pacing
Fuck I forgot how bad it was
>>64330747
i'm a carnivore hetero, i just dont get it.
>>64330723
What's not to get? It's women and food. No deep meaning. Just enjoy, faggot.
>>64330737
>That's men taking up more stand
you mean that's men spreading their legs when they sit down
why do you brits speak so funny
>>64330737
You saw someone *IRL* whining about manspreading? Seriously? On the tube?
Has Overeem ever been busted for roids?
>>64330737
>stand
*space
what kind of fucking brainfart happened there
Who else /comfy/ here?
>>64330737
You just ignore/swat away retards like that, they are the human equivalent of fruit flies
>>64330760
Haha, that's a good one sir. Who am I to speak the truths of other people?
Is Goldberg even there?
>>64330752
Where do you get triangle pizza rolls at?
>>64330779
Pretty comfy here
Overeem will knock JDS out, cap this.
isn't it too early to start?
>>64330771
ridiculous unnatural T;E ratios, so yeah basically
Oh fuck a brummie
>>64330765
Seeing a beautiful big-breasted woman next to a plate of delicious looking food doesn't fill you with good feels?
>>64330752
Those samosas look delicious, senpai.
>>64330760
In fact christians despise santa claus stuff, I know cause I heard a christian radio where the guy said "fuck this santa shit, this is about jesus", stuff like that
>>64330762
1 fight every 30 mins. easy enough to go and do something else until the next 30 rolls around
Is the Poirier Duffy fight really a prelim? Damn
>>64330786
>Christianity could be true!
>it deserves my respect!
seriously fucking die you fucking moron
>>64330702
Always supporting England's own
>>64330761
then how did cryo chamber/oxygen tent Weidman lose?
Robbie is so intimidating but he has the voice of an autistic child
>>64330786
Mate christianity just made a saint out of someone whose miracle somehow is supposed to have been done years after her death
It's time to give up
EBLE
>>64330815
UFC is going to try to fix the match in favor of Duffy so McGregor can have another rival
>>64330815
Duffy bit the hand bro
it is what it is
Someone says something you think is stupid about MMA on here you have no problem calling them an imbecile, but if they call it their "faith" it deserves your respect.
>protip: you're literally as dumb as any religious or spiritual retard
>>64330760
How is it possible to be this triggered?
>>64330801
Ta m8
>>64330786
Islam was literally the tool of a war mongering pedophile to further consolidate his power.
why is everyone picking Overeem, to be honest desu familia senpai?
He has been KOed so many times in his career, I hope he will be okay cause that's a fucking lot of concussions.
>>64330816
Atheism breeds selfish idiots who deny the fact that there are consequences behind their actions.
>A bout with Junior dos Santos has been rescheduled for 19 December 2015 at UFC on Fox 17. The bout marks the last fight of his current contract with UFC.
>>64330855
>flip out at someone laughing at "I want to thank god"
>call them triggered
Mate you're the one going barmy because someone insulted religion
>>64330870
>to be honest desu familia senpai
>>64330820
thats not a meme bro, every fighter does that
>>64330870
literally noone is picking overeem
>>64330881
>tfw JDS leaves
>>64330848
Just googled it then
Brandao vs Ortega on the PPV instead
Fucking ridiculous
>>64330847
Duffy will always be the "last fighter to beat McGregor" tho
was Weidman ever good?
>>64330786
>truths
>>64330870
JDS turns into a lump of beat when he's backed up against the cage and Overeem has amazing inside fighting schools. It's a 50-50 fight because JDS has crazy power and hand speed but Overeem winning isn't too crazy of a proposition.
>>64330853
>>64330881
Yeah win and get a big contract
Lose and get shit/belator
>jamaica's leon edwards
>britain's leon edwards
>england's leon edwards
All in the space of 5 minutes
>>64330904
nope, just a lucky bitch.
Want the Brit to win this
http://thedamienzone.com/2012/08/17/atheism-as-a-mental-disorder-or-illness-new-studies-say-yes/
>militant atheists are literally retarded
>stealing Rockholds walk out
>>64330904
nope, rockhold exposed his phony ass
>>64330887
>Flipping out in the first place because someone is religious
>looloolo so dumb habnt dey read the god delusion by richard cawkins?
Go get triggered somewhere else redditer.
>>64330898
exactly
they can hype up the "last man to beat McGregor" for another Aldoesque supermatch
>>64330927
Yeah be nice to have him follow on from connor and have 2 brits winning on two ufc's in a row
>>64330904
hes is top 5 tier, so yes, but not the best
>>64330898
It's a fucking joke, yeah. Brandao and Ortega are bums, Poirier vs Duffy is a legitimately important fight but the UFC hates guys that turn down fights. Lyoto was fed to Jones after turning down the Evans rematch on short notice.
>>64330931
Found the casual. Wew. Bet you didn't know they both train in the same gym eh?
>>64330928
Militant atheists may be retarded but every religious person is retarded
>niger domesticus vs niger africanus
>>64330928
>>64330972
How many fedoras do you own?
>>64330943
Speaking of, do you lads think McGregor is a draw in the same way Ronda was?
Casuals would tune into Ronda regardless of who she was facing, you think McGregor is the same?
>I know everything there is to know about this Universe and all other Universes, and I know for certain that nowhere out there does there exist anything that could fit the description of a God.
>Anyone who entertains the possible that there might be a God and that he deserves thanks for making things possible is an low IQ imbecile whom I am vastly intellectually superior too.
>So why don't women want to sleep with me?? :,((
>>64330972
>every religious person is retarded
>this is actually what uneducated people believe
>Cruz doing all of the fight talk while goldie sticks to plugging products.
Like sweet honey to my ears
>>64330972
tip
>he is a stud athlete
Why is Rogan such a c u c k
>>64330972
I'd kill you if you chatted this shit to me
>>64330972
>Zealots of all types are retarded
Fixed. Now can we get back to talking about MMA?
>>64331002
obviously, we only want to see his mewment
>>64330992
>Peruvian calling anyone a nigger
There's a lot of irony on this website.
So I've got to the throw in my card details to get the 30 day free trial?
>>64330964
lmaoing at u rite now
>>64330957
calm down you fanny, if there are enough finishes they'll replay Duffy Poirer on the PPV
>he believes in god
>but he doesnt believe in bigfoot
>>64330928
if the damien zone says it then it must be true
>>64331012
Walk on, Slav.
>>64331002
Yes
I've heard people that have never watched a match of MMA talking about him
>>64331012
you think he would just stand there and let you kill him stipe ?
>all this fast twitch muscle fiber
>all these mandingo fights tonight
>>64331011
how does that make him a cuck
>>64331013
While that's true my point was that religious people were retarded
>>64331027
No you're just a casual who just started paying attention last week and think anyone owns a walkout song.
>>64331002
Yeah absolutely. When McGregor won my facebook feed was lit up with casuals talking about the fight in the same way that happens when Ronda fights. If they're looking for a superstar to replace Ronda they've found him.
>>64331030
How often does that happen?
dat gorilla approach.
i hope the whiter guy wins
>>64331062
Do these men give you a strange tingly feeling in your pants?
>>64330870
some people are delusional senpai
>>64331062
Sorry about your penis.
>tfw no one ever replies to you
>>64331005
Some religious people may be smart, but be real, they are retarded
>>64331067
You shouldnt be using the same walkout of anyone especially if they are in your gym, I bet you dont even train in a GI 3 times a week u slug
>>64331026
heres your (You)
>black fighters like to start fights walking on their knuckles
>>64331102
Don't worry, I'm sure what you said was probably funny and/or thought-provoking
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>>64331111
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>>64331111
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>>64331111
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@64331102
i know that feel
>64331102
here's a looking at you kid
>>64331066
Atheism was a doomed institution from the start. A society cannot sustain itself off moral relativism alone.
>>64331103
No. I've met hundreds of genius Christians and yet have never met a genius atheist. Sorry m8.
>>64331102
It's okay Muhammed
>>64331106
zzz casual
Hey guys, former /ck/ mod here.
Can we keep the CR (casual racism) to a minimum in these threads tonight please?
Thanks
>>64331068
fucking this, I cant tell you how many times I've seen people say "I DONT EVEN NEED TO WATCH THE WHOLE FIGHTS I JUST WATCH THE FINISHES ON INSTAGRAM LOL"
ffs Goldberg call the fight
Woah the black brit guy has white feet
>>64331137
Cuck king board?
>>64330701
His hamstrings look like biceps
>>64331160
Food and Cooking, yes.
>>64331130
>irreligious is atheism
>atheism is moral relativity
there's that retardation
>>64331130
>hundreds of genius
This word has lost all meaning.
