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OFFICIAL UFC ON FOX 17: DOS ANJOS VS CERRONE THREAD #1 HOSEGOOD EDITION


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>Main Card: (FOX) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK

5 Round Lightweight Title Fight:
Rafael dos Anjos(c) (24-7-0) vs. Donald Cerrone (28-6-0)

Heavyweight
Junior dos Santos (17-3-0) vs. Alistair Overeem (39-14-0)

Lightweight
Nate Diaz (17-10-0) vs. Michael Johnson (16-9-0)

Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos (5-2-0) vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz (7-0-0)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 5pm ET / 2pm PT / 10pm UK

Featherweight
Myles Jury (15-1-0) vs. Charles Oliveira (20-5-0)

Middleweight
C.B. Dollaway (15-7-0) vs. Nate Marquardt (33-15-2)

Women's Bantamweight
Sarah Kaufman (17-3-0) vs. Valentina Shevchenko (9-1-0)

Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory (13-3-0) vs. Josh Samman (11-2-0)

Lightweight
Nik Lentz (25-7-2) vs. Danny Castillo (17-9-0)

Featherweight
Cole Miller (21-9-0) vs. Jim Alers (13-2-0)


>Fight Pass Prelims: (UFC.tv) 3:30pm ET/ 12:30pm PT/ 8:30pm UK

Welterweight
Leon Edwards (10-2-0) vs. Kamaru Usman (6-1-0)

Welterweight
Vicente Luque def Hayder Hassan via rd 1 Submission(Anaconda choke)

Heavyweight
Francis Zavier Ngannou def Luiz Henrique via rd 2 HEEEEM
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ME
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nth for big guys
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shawb
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>tfw hurt my elbow joint during grappling
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1st for butthurt white boys
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sp is always full of jamals
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>>64331111
Nice quads, based British gamethread bro
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Why are black people better at running competitions, but whites are better at shooting ones?
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>that great feel when you know you can literally heem anyone in this thread
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>kamaroo oozeman
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Usman is far too singular in his approach
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>>64331148
i know that feel
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kinda hoping this wrestlefucking nigerian gets heemed
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>>64331176
Why are Brazilians world champs at banana eating competitions
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It's a sign!!!! DIAZ WINZ!!!!
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>>64331170

Better than being a slav
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m8s I'm feeling ridiculously comfy
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>>64331176
Why cant Brazilians compete without PEDs?
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>>64331206
croats are aryan
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>>64331192

>Not knowing who Kamari Usman is

Casuals gonna casual
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>tfw another preliminary to go
not one interesting fighter to be quite honest familia
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Nth for oppressing women
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>>64331200
You want a piece of that pie, jamal? Or maybe prep your bull to be one
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>>64331209
Atheism is literally a lack of religion.

Also, without a God there is no concept of consequence for people's actions and thus anyone feels they have the freedom to commit whatever atrocities they want because there's only a void of nothingness after death.

Atheism is literally cancer.
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(1/2)

I want to preface this by saying I'm not a McGregor fan but I do think he's a legitimate fighter, possibly one of the best fighters in MMA as a whole. But there's two things that really prevent me from respecting him and I'm wondering how McGoober fans can refute this.

1. Dude cuts weight to holocaust victim levels so he can beat up manlets. This is just a fact. There's reports that Conor's normal weight is at around 170 yet he skips the 155 division to go to down to 145. Now there are people in the division who are similar in terms of height but he undoubtedly has the longest reach and size and that's specifically because he's in the wrong weight class. And it's really not one of those things where he's just a little bit above LW so he needs to cut more than usual so he can compete, he fits COMFORTABLY into the LW division.

2. Dude is the most protected fighter in the UFC. Conor gets a guaranteed title shot after beating a literal can. And you can go muh poirier all you want but at the end of the day he skips the killers row of the division and goes straight to Aldo. Fast forward a little bit to the weeks up until his with Aldo. When Aldo pulled out the first time they talked to Chad and Frankie for a replacement. Frankie had been training all year round and could fight on short notice, Chad hadn't been training because he was working on a hunting show. They picked Chad. A lot of people said McGregor vs. Chad looked fixed but the fact of the matter is it didn't need to be, there's no possible way he could last 5 rounds with virtually no training. Even despite this fact, the refereeing of this fight was dirty as fuck. The same ref who lets people get absolutely brutalized in fights prematurely stops the fight with seconds left to go in the round in a CHAMPIONSHIP fight.
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>Prelims and main card at the same time
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>>64331229

You're still sub-human
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Kamaru is a wrestlfucking goof
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>>64331111
Nice quads to kick things off
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>>64331192

Is there some banter between african nations? Like East-West coast beef?
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>>64331235
i would gladly get in his guard
if you know what i mean
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>>64331255
(2/2)

I know Frankie wants his red pantie night but he’s absolutely right in saying Conor gets to skip matches that don’t stylistically favor him. There’s no excuses anyone can make, he beat Aldo fair and square but at the end of the day he beat someone a weight class below where he should be that he stylistically matched up perfectly against. If Conor beats Frankie and full camp Mendes and then moves up the LW I will respect him regardless of how he does in LW. I think Conor is an innovator in the sport in a lot of ways but if you call him the GOAT you are delusional. Not saying he couldn’t be but there’s been too many sketchy practices around him and the hype and mystification around him is WWE tier. If he actually cleans out the FW division then gets significant wins in the LW division WHERE HE BELONGS then I will have nothing to say. Even I, his biggest detractor, will call him the GOAT.
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>>64331260
>tfw theScore will never go back to it's former glory
rip
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>>64331206
also macedonians are a thracian-slavic mix, with like 85% thracian 15% slavic thank you bye

also both these homies suck
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/heem/ who is your favorite hard working journeyman fighter that you know will never win a title but you cant help but cheer for them anyway?
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>>64331289

Watching Gomi is sad now
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>faking a dick shot
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>>64331289
>being a weeb
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>>64331255
I love these MS Paint MMA moments.
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>>64331289
Frankie Edgar
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Nice fight here
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>>64331305
I skip his fights because I can't handle looking at him being miserable. He's the guy who got me into mma.
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>>64331268
Not that I know of.
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Hate it when guys just wrestle and lay on someone

Usman is never going to get a finish on the ground the way he's fighting yet the judges'll reward him
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>>64331277
there is no way conor gets a championship match at 155, dana wont allow it
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>>64331306

>Being blind

>Brits in charge of being good fighters.
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>>64331336
I feel you bro, good wrestling or grappling can be great to watch but when they're doing jack shit it becomes disengaiging
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>>64331289
>>64331305
>tfw when I was like 14 and found Gomi and Kid Yamamoto highlights on youtube and thought they were such beasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7u7L975HaY

Still one of the GOAT HL videos
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RIP Leon
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>>64331289
Roy Nelson. Honestly if he lost some weight he could probably be better
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>>64331345
Hey Jacob, there's money to be made in a Conor vs Cowboy/RDA fight
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>>64331277
McGregor usually walks around at 165, he should fight at that weight
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stream where
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She's coming for you JJ.
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE SLEPT ME

When are they going to ban wrasslers? Boring as fuck
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>>64331192
Kimahri wins via Ronso Rage spam
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>>64331363
19-19 desu
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>>64331377
yes
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>>64331377

www.ufc.tv
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>>64331367
dana want mcgregoat to win more than anything, he will get miller and diaz first
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>>64331377
findminecraft.com/FightPassHD
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>>64331377
yes
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>it's a wrestlefucking episode
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>>64331379

I think I could take her
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>>64331379
she has a really cute face
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>>64331379

Shouldn't stop staple lower when you just had your first day of training?
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>crowd booing because the wrestlefucking is so boring
lel
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>>64331289
Rory Mac
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>its a fighter drags it out to a Decision episode
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>>64331365
could you imagine if he slimmed down dramatically?
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>>64331403
>wasting Conor's time with those guys
A title fight is way bigger $$
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>>64331397
early prelims only though
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>>64331377
reddit
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>>64331377

Affirmative
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>>64331379

No power
No precision
No speed
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>>64331426

*you
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>>64331403
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>>64331379
He's ready
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>>64331381
>When are they going to ban wrasslers? Boring as fuck
They just need to allow headbutts, 12-6 elbows, and kicks/knees to the heads of downed opponents.

Wrestlefucking matches would be infinitely more exciting.
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>It's a people are upset the guy they're supporting is getting wrestlecucked,
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All i see is stiffness
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>30 seconds left after dragging it out for a decision
>"now I'll go for the finish"
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You literally cannot step wrestlefucking

America wins again
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>>64331433
you really think he gonna fight a beast like rda
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at what point does a wrestlefuck become a wrestlerape?
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>>64331453
Mate I watched all of WSOF yesterday and got upset at wrestlefucking

And I had no idea who anyone was
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>you can't understand it, it's technical wrestling, it's beautiful to watch
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>Not enjoying wrestling and superior jiu jitsu
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>hey lets fly these two explosive black bucks in and have the most boring wrestlesnooze ever
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I still just don't understand how this guy comes out of the blackzilians
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Who here /ufcfightnight/?

I'm in the comfy box eating food

The last fight sucked
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>>64331472
once the gloves start coming off
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>>64331476
The thing is that martial arts with wrestlefucking like wrestling or judo also have pins and shit to add an endgoal
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That was a wrestling masterclass from Usman

Constantly pressuring Edwards, tiring him out, with some nice knees and punches to the legs and body to further tire him and just dominate and control the last two rounds
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>>64331485

>hey lets fly these two norweg....oh shit we don't have any good norwegian fighters in this entire promotion
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>grappler
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>>64331493
Dos you see the bull fight?
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>Nigerian Nightmare
Not the best name m8

>Well You're Wrong
kek
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>>64331453
I'm upset because Kimahri could be spamming supernova or ultima or other exciting shit, and instead, he just lies on the dude.

He's choosing to be a boring fuck.
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>turn on bt sport to check which channel ufc is on
>BYU vs Utah
Wow they even outbid sky for the collegg rights
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>>64331379
Awful
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Reminder to train Jiu Jitsu in a gi at least three times a week MINIMUM
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Diaz looks so old in this video package
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>>64331544

>tfw BT Sports 2 HD

THANK YOU BASED DANA
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Can't wait for Usman to fail a test
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>it's a "the world is out to get the Diaz brothers" episode
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>>64331428
here's your (you)
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>>64331550
thats right
you notice there are no meme 10thPlanet champions in UFC
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>>64331550

No thanks I'm not a faggot.
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>>64331493
Nice seat. I hope you clapped when Francis killed the latino
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>you will never have the love of Nick Diaz as your brother
>Ceaser Gracie will never give you a blackbelt
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>>64331510
Yeah I see chicken Cormier here eating some Popeyes too
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>>64331377
>Dana.com/fuckyoupayme
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lmao remember when the Diaz scrubs were title contenders?
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>>64331377
Rest of it's on BT so it's easy to find an acestream
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>>64331571

Yeah but you're a bitch made nigga who'll get taken down and do nothing while on your back.

Faggot.
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>>64331570
Ben Saunders by end of 2017 desu
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Should I watch the pre lims
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>>64331585

Remember when Germany tried to take over the world? Fuck those guys.
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>>64331544
It starts at 10 lad and its on BT sports 2
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>Another 3 hours until the main card
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>>64331335
What is Kenya like?
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>>64331585
tbf nate won TUF 5, were now on 23 so that must have been like 17 years ago
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>>64331601

haha lol true.
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>>64331592

Naw you're too weak to do anything dawg. I'd heem you before you could wrap your faggot hands around me.
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>>64331598
Are you a real fightfan?
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>>64331613
Nice in paces and Insanely cheap

But it is full of kenyans with next to no foreign community
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>>64331623

Keep thinking that. Reminder DC embarrassed Anthony "No cardio" Johnson and his 0 ground game.
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>>64331612
it will fly by pham

and I get to watch match of the day during Kauffman's fight
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Strange I never see ace stream in these threads
They are great for f1
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>>64331579
That's sweet. If you get a chance, tell him that you could take him down. I'll keep an eye out for any other pics you post
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Did Schaub retire?
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>>64331335
Is Obama really one of you guys?
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>>64331638

You aren't DC. You're nobody.
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>>64331647
He could come back for superfights still. He's not coming back to fight scrubs for reebux.
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>>64331654

I'm a wrestler and brown belt in BJJ, I'd embarrass you in front of everyone.
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Anyone else about to watch England's next gypsy king be crowned alongside prelims?
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RDS wins again by not being the meme fighter in this matchup
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FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS

Why does this card have to fuckin air at 8? That's the same time as the Democratic debate.
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>>64331645
Cough
ccfa7549f7837e3e2c7cb646562e77c1aac6f0c9
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>>64331664
>superfights
It isn't a superfight when one of the fighters is a glass jawed journeyman at best
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>>64331668
You mean you'd hump him to a very boring and safe decision for 25 minutes?
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>>64331664
>superfights
>Schaub
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I'd heem everyone in here
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>>64331684

>>>/pol/

>Caring about politics
>Any year
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>this fights gonna be violent
>first off i want to thank god
>I'm going to go in there and impose my will on him
>everybody's got a plan until the get punched in the face
>I've had the best training camp in my life
>I'm in the best shape of my life
>i came into my last fight with a couple of injuries
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>>64331684

canadians really are the worst
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>>64331693

I'd break him and take away his will to live because he'll be trying to get up and I won't let him.
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>>64331508


ofc not, the actual fighting is for primitives
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>>64331711
>He's never felt my power
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>>64331613
breddy kool

>>64331651
idk
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>>64331699
you can't heem me, you can't even heem yourself
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>>64331379
where is that from?
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inb4 Castillo loses his 4th in a row and gets cut like a cuck
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>>64331668
I'm an ivory belt in Persian jiu jitsu and a platinum belt in Ethiopian TKD.

Get fukt, scrub.
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>>64331733

Faget
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>>64331711
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KaKo ID BEDT FIGHTFU

BACK THE FUCK OFF
SHE IS CLAIMED

WAR LENAAAAA
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>>64331699
I bet I could take you down
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All these years and cole miller still has no personality
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>>64331711

>I'm going to get triggered by utterly trivial things while sitting behind a computer screen drinking myself into an early liver cancer and pretending I have what it takes to get into a cage and fight another man.

You're a pussy. That's what you are.
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>>64331756
>>64331668
You wouldn't do shit. You wouldn't even half step to this.
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>>64331668
>>64331731

Seriously though I'm 6'4" 245 lbs, I doubt you're going to do anything except boast anonymously on 4chin because you're a pussy irl.
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Bet whole bank roll on Cerrone tonight boys. Easy title win incoming. Brazilians cant win if they cant cheat
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which fight should I make my beer run /sp/?
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prelims are pretty stacked desu senpai
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>>64331757

>yfw im about to heem u
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Official list of cunts I hope get their life's ruined in this event
Dollaway
Diaz
Cerrone
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>>64331793
He had a phase where he was calling people out post fight, that was quite fun
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>>64331801
So you're fat? And on the computer, no wonder.
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>>64331801
>I'm 6'4" 245 lbs

Being 240 lbs of fat doesn't make you a threat, if anything it makes you much easier to beat cause you'll be heavy breathing after 2 minutes
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>tfw changed my ringirlfu from Vanessa to Chrissy

2cute
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>>64331801
No you're not, you greasy fat fuck. Now stop posting before I fuck your mum.
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>>64331838

>I'm a big guy

Big enough to easily heem your silly ass.
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>>64331828
I like that gimmick when an absolute nobody does it like tom lawlor, that's funny
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>>64331800
If you ever said that to my face, I would literally kill you
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>>64331821
pussy how do you not want the epic battle that would be cerrone v mcgregor

the shit talking alone would be worth it
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>>64331846
they need to be fired and the money go to the fighters
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>>64331821
>Diaz
>Cerrone
>life's

Fuck off, you illiterate potato nigger.
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>>64331797

>I'm going to get triggered by utterly trivial things while sitting behind a computer screen

Beautuful projection by the ameriburger, Joe
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Who will be the next UFC fighter to retire?
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>>64331255
>>64331277
lol you actually wrote all that you fukken nerd
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>>64331821

your the type of guy who gets raped and reports it to police
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>>64331856
I said the same thing to your mammies cunt over Skype.
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eurofags so funny. they get based mcgregor and act like they know anything about a sport they hadnt heard of 3 years back
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>>64331793
He get angry really easily
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>>64331684
>same time as the blue chucklefuck debate
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>>64331852
>>64331841

I would easily heem you two. I can smell your pussies through my screen.
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>>64331864

You're the one who typed out all those green texts. Not me.
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>>64331821
don't forget josh samman
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>>64331863
If Diaz was a Brit he would be called a chav.
Only Aussies can wear a cowboy hat and not look like a try-hard prat
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>>64331820
>same norweigan who embarassed me infront of /heem/ also stole my image

kaj-torvald snälla
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>you now remember cole miller was scheduled to fight mcgregor

wew lad he dodged a bullet
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It'll never stop being annoying when they have to pad time because a fight finished early
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>>64331890
(You) seem a little disgruntled, want to talk about something son?
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>>64331684
>debates
>election not until NEXT YEAR
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>>64331894
that was a pretty crazy head kick landed though. Shit was like a fucking car crash!
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>>64331934

Let's talk about how triggered you are by post-fight speeches.
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>>64331874
Dan Henderson maybe
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>>64331917
> Americans are "white"
Look at that nigger chad
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>>64331912
He could beat him desu
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inb4 Cole calls out Conor if he wins
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>Cole Miller vs Jim Alers

Didn't this fight already take place the other day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19dsUXlkh8E
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>>64331950
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>>64331684

>Mfw foreigners care more about American politics and what the joker Donald Shrump has to say more than actual Americans.

Spoiler alert: Hillary is winning
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>>64331882
My mom has Alzheimer's, you fucking asshole!
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>>64331684
>Bernie yells about income inequality
>Shillary let's everybody know she's a woman
>muh electric grid by 2050

All of it for you.

The DNC is already sabotaging Bernie's campaign to make sure Hillary will get the nomination. OMalley doesn't exist. Don't worry about it.
>>
>>64331978
>Spoiler alert: Hillary is winning

Thats a funny way of saying Bernie Sanders
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>>64331977
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>>64331948
Who said they were post fight speeches?
Who said I'm triggered?

You're lucky trumps going to build a wall around your country so it's going to be harder for people like me to heem the living big mac out of your hollow skull
>>
>tfw just heem'd this annoying ass Fly that's been bugging me all day

Guess that makes me the Flyweight champion
>>
>>64331997
Does she know Michael J Fox?
>>
>>64332031

not good
>>
>>64332027

zzzzzz
>>
(ngannou)
>>
>>64332031
>setting yourself up for bad jokes
I don't hate it
>>
>>64332015
Bernie has the popularity but will never get the support of the party.

Hillary has had the nomination since 2008.
>>
3+ hours of literally who cares
>>
>>64332037
Maybe, I don't remember.
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>>64332045
Triggered
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>>64332031
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>>64332037
8/10 if you actually knew their illness is different. my kind of humor my man
>>
>>64332031

step it up and heem a Mouse
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>>64332031
How can you be a Flyweight when you're 5'1 372 lbs?
>>
no ring awareness from these sloppy fucks
>>
EYEPOKE
Y
E
P
O
K
E
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>>64332031
Terrible joke but I chuckled

This fight could be done lads
>>
It's only going to get worse from here bros, Cerrone and RDA is going to be a wrestlefuck and JDS and Reem is going to be a jab fest
>>
why'd the fights start so early tonight?
how were the early prelims?
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>>64332031
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Wew, Herb Dean actually saving a fight
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>eyepoke
>>
>>64331902


we like to copy and use most of your ideas, except your fighter jets and imigration policy
>>
that was intentional
>>
fuck
>>
>>64332095
Everyone's learned from Jon Jones m8
>>
Fight stopped

Dude was looking for way to stop
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM JON JONES
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>>64332115
Big strong african heemed someone
Sexy ass choke
Boring wrestlefucking
>>
2015 the year ref'ing improved
>>
Miller quit
>>
>>64332055
Remind me again
How does your country qualify as a democracy?
>>
>>64332115
Early Prelims were 2 hours ago

The heem and submission made the prelims end quick
>>
Cole Miller being a little bitch
>>
What a fucking dirty bitch.
Totally intentional.

Herb is a boss though.
>>
>>64332149
Imagine if he carried on, you'd just spam right hooks
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>>64332095
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>>64332155
I'll poke gouge in your eye bitch and we'll see how you feel
>>
>I'm gonna punch the cage and pretend to be angry

Fucking manlets
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when?
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>>64331576
Nick isn't even there desu.
The ban he got doesn't let him corner also.
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>muh gloves
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>tfw Canada's eye gouge technique worked
>>
>It's a Joe complains about the handshoes episode
>>
that was a nasty as fuck eyepoke though
>>
>>64332155

this

would he just quit if punches closed his eye, what a little bitch
>>
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>>64332031
That...That's great.
>>
Cole Miller is a pussy
>>
>that one scream of anguish from the crowd when Herb officially calls it
fightfans are truly the ones who suffer most ._.
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Hey pussy, are you still there?
>>
>>64332155
shut the fuck up you little greasy manlet. Eye injuries are horrible
>>
>>64332170
I wear eye protection m8, good luck getting within a meter from my face
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>>64332168
ouch
>>
>>64332150
It's not. It hasn't been since the 80's. Shit like Citizens United made bribery legal.
>>
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>>64332207
the fuck did you just say you bitch nigger?
>>
millers eye was twitching
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>no contest
>>
Well, there wasn't a winner, but the fans were certainly the losers in that fight.
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>>64332168
OOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>
Oh Lentz is going back up to 155

Bretty cool
>>
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MILLER'S CRYING
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>>64332211
you need a rest guy
>>
>MOVE OF THE FIGHT
lel
>>
Castillo is a faggot, hopefully he gets Lentz'd.
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>>64331379
I'd probably shoot first if she touched me.

would pay to see Rose merk her though.
>>
Budget McGoob vs Danny Castillo
>>
>move of the fight
KEK
>>
>>64332214
Your eye protection is no match for my katana
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>>64332031
>>
>>64331902
no that was me, not him
>>
>>64332252
Oh course he is, weeping is a bodily reaction to your eye being poked
>>
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
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>>64332243
OHHHHH HE HURT HIM
>>
You fellas watching prelims on fight pass?
>>
>>64332278
heem weepy
>>
>>64332280
>autism speaks
>>
>>64332266

Your katana is no match for my AR-15
>>
>>64332095
Must be the worst shit, all that preparation but then shit like this happens

>>64332115
They were pretty decent honestly, 2 nice finishes but the final fight on it was a bit of an uninteresting wrestlefest
>>
nobody gonna take this belt from me
>>
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>no contest
>>
>>64332250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLiaO2GJYok
>>
>>64332214
Do you wear glasses with 1 meter temples? The fuck?
>>
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>>64332207
REALLY THINK I'D LET YOU KILL ME JON JONES?
>>
>>64332284
Fs1 now
>>
thanks you based acestream
>>
>>64332284
i thought you called me a fevella i was gonna get conor to ride in on you on horseback and take your tranny sister
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._.
>>
What's with the [FTW]?
>>
>>64332298
watching them now
is that robin black on commentary?
>>
>>64332280
Why the fuck would you want to listen to autists on mics whilst trying to watch a fight?
>>
>>64331977
Shame he's almost certainly a drug cheat
>>
>>64332326

His eye is kill
>>
We are about to watch Danny castillos last fight in the octagon.
>>
>>64332275
i'd heem you if I wasnt locked into my shed m8
>>
hey senpaitachi what do you think of dogfights the tv show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TolhfyNrCkM
>>
>>64332326
>>
>>64332326
That's a quality webm m8
>>
>>64332326
>a dream, within a dream?
>>
Hope this greasy wop gets HEEM'd
>>
>>64332331
He's rank 10 in featherweight

This isn't a featherweight fight
>>
>>64332361
Hopefully he gets heemed
>>
/HEEM/ what do if I want both fighters to lose by KO? Who do I go for?
>>
Do they get paid for NC?
>>
>>64332366

I'll heem your bull and blame it on you
>>
>>64332394
The white
>>
>>64332325
My tranny suster is pure scum. That's why we put her out of the house and she whored herself enough money forma flight to Dublin where she currently Resides and live with a family under the pretext of being a "babysitter"
Thanks, Ireland, for taking the trash of the world.
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>>64332398
Nobody would believe you
>>
>>64332383
ta m8
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>>64332396
>>
I hate both Lents and Castillo so much hopefully there's a double heeming before I get more food

lentz walkout song is some juggalo tier shit
>>
Shut up CRUZ
>>
>>
>>64332396
They get show money and Dana pockets the win bonus
>>
Spic vs. Juggalo

We all lose again
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>>64332404
>hue banter
>>
When did Lentz become a gypsy
>>
Which fighter in the UFC has the best voice?
>>
Will Team Alpha Manlet go on suicide watch if Castillo loses? They're not doing too good lately
>>
>>64332404
np
>>
>>64332466
Uriah Faber
>>
>>64332457

he is budget mcgregor
>>
>Chrissy
>>
>>64332457
Since it became state mandated
>>
>one is team no titles
>the other is a wrestler
fuck I want both to lose
>>
who the fuckis Nik Lentz?
>>
>>64332451

The only loser I see here is you
>>
>tfw Nik Lentz is trying to reinvent himself by copying McGregor

u fookin wot m8
>>
Who are those 2 jobbers?
>>
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OH FUCK
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>>64332520

>inb4 he does a post fight speech in an Irish accent
>>
This is a fun grappling match
>>
that throw by lentz
>>
That throw was fucking beautiful
>>
Holy shit that was beautiful
>>
Does anyone have the webm of Francis Ngannou's KO of Luiz Henrique?
>>
>>64332513

The guy who took Mendes to decision when he was finishing everybody.
>>
>>64332520

>Conur invented the average 2014 hipster look
>>
Damn, that was sweet.
>>
>>64332545
>tfw my fightpass stream is behind
>>
WOWWWW
>>
GOD DAMN THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
>>
Good job on Danny to get out of that.
>>
Alot of wasted strength here
>>
>mfw watching BT sport
>mfw 40 seconds in the future
>>
>>64332564

Lol did you see his stance? He's been watching McGregor tape hardcore. Lentz NEVER stands like that.
>>
I yelled "Oh shit!" when i saw that toss
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>>64332533
that be fucking amazing
>>
This is a great grappling match. Goddamn
>>
Where's Dom tho?
>>
>>64332455
That's actually true
>>
>that headkick
what
>>
Top tier round
>>
Fun fight desu lads
>>
>>64332615
God, that's a sexy throw.
>>
IT TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY

to fight off that choke
>>
>>64332615
Rousey esque in his execution, Joe
>>
Both dudes tired as fuck at the end.
>>
>>64332466
yoel
>>
>>64332625
I'm sorry bro
>>
>>64332598

meme stancing sure
>>
Lentz is getting the finish in the second
>>
Thanks for the WebM's based WebM bros
I love you lads
>>
Dat fucking hip toss.
>>
I for one am liking this commentary trio thing
It's good to have a sane person in there
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Anyone have the heem predicts 194 with the results? My version is an earlier one where no one got perfect picks.
>>
>>64332615
Filthy. Just absolutely fucking filthy.
>>
Lentz's striking is sloppy as hell
>>
>>64332684
but Cruz isn't even there
>>
>>64332684
You're way behind, we're on Lentz vs Castillo
>>
JUST PUNCH
t. castillo's corner
>>
will Danny get KOed
>>
>>64332517
I'm sorry for your poor taste in "music"
>>
>>64332717

I hope
>>
>>64332701

There was no difference...by main event time only one person remained and he had Aldo.
>>
>>64332670
I think Lentz deserved to fight McGregor for the title shot instead of Siver
>>
Another trip from Lentz. Outside leg this time.
>>
>>64332711
I was watching the early prelims in between rounds
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>>64332404
>My tranny suster is pure scum

Top Bantering there young Hue, id let you fuck my sister anyday
>>
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>fights nothing like castillo
baka, he seems scared to brawl
>>
>>64332737

Jesus we are terrible, lots lost on weidman im guessing?
>>
KaKo IS BEST FIGHTFU

BACK THE FUCK OFF PLEBS ONCE SHE GOES UNDEFEATED ON THAT SLEEPER CELL ISIS SLUT

WAR LENA
>>
Who gives a shit about Nik lentz
>>
They're flailing like heavyweights. Best athletes in the world guys
>>
>>64332778
Nelson and Jacare
>>
>>64332778
I lost on Gunni
Got Weidman wrong too, everyone else right
>>
/snacks&hoez/
>>
Gassed the fucked out
>>
Is it just me, or do they look huge for lightweights?
>>
>>64332625
pics
>>
worst televised MMA fight in weeks
>>
Imagine if this was five rounds. First death in the cage?
>>
>>64332778
Souza and Aldo fucked me
>>
Don't watch much UFC, why are they both dead tired already. And when are the good fights
>>
>>64331358
The Gomi/Chutebox rivalry was phenomanal. Unfortunately cost him his chin but well worth it for the heems
>>
>>64332777
RIP Diego
>>
>>64332824
That was my take. I came in late in the first and was shocked to see that they're 155
>>
Gassed worse than altitude Cain.
>>
>>64332824

they're manlets
>>
>>64332615
popped a semi chub watching that
>>
Cardio kills your gains they said
>>
>>64332836
casuals pls go
>>
>>64331358
>>64332837
Gomi is god
>>
>>64332777
rip corrales
>>
>>64331812
WEBM WHEN!??!?
>>
>>64332861
It makes me so fucking sad the last true Gomi we got to see was him making Griffin faceplant

The Pulver KO was so fucking nice.
>>
>>64332836
Have you ever wrestled?
>>
stream?
>>
Lots of slow sloppy fights like this since the USADA push
>>
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>guillotine
>>
What happened to Dominic Cruz?
>>
>>64332907
He's fighting Killashaw soon.
>>
>>64332899
Only with my pillowfu
>>
>>64332890
The UFC hates Gomi and will overmatch him with Top 20 Lightweights like Lauzon and Jury for as long as he fights there. It's sad. Still one of the greats.
>>
GILL O TEEN
>>
time to retire for castillo?
>>
>Tyron Woodley getting pissed at Joe on Twitter

kek
>>
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>>64332901
RARE
>>
Castillo always puts his hands up, hes such a fuckin goof
>>
>Team Alpha Fail in charge of winning fights
>>
>>64332901
ed6eb5cde8070daa4556ba918610e453f2916c81
>>
Finish would have been nice desu
>>
/heem/ is kill?
>>
Poor Urijah. Hopefully Dominick Cruz can destroy Dillasnake and either him or Chad can continue on another win streak so his entire gym and life doesn't fall into shambles.
>>
Nik Lentz sucks dick, the monkey looking guy looks dead as fuck
>>
>>64332939
What about?
>>
>>64332940
>that mouvement
>>
Why is this fight more than 13 seconds long? Do they not want or know how to win?
>>
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>>64332907
yeah I just noticed I havent heard him say anything for awhile.
>>
>eyepokes
>guillotines
>>
>>64332880

whats the source?
>>
>>64332970
He just needs to update the roster. Most of these guys have had it.
>>
>>64332973

https://twitter.com/TWooodley/status/678346195157147648
>>
>>64332907
DEMOTED
>>
>>64332989
Some MTV documentary I think?
>>
>>64332977
Fights tend to last more than 13 seconds if more than one fighter knows how to win
>>
Bruce biffed that shit.
>>
Plebstillo BTFO
>>
>split decision

buffer didn't believe it at first
>>
Goddamn, how was that a split?
>>
Lentz clearly won. Fuck off judges.
>>
>>64333008
kek, what a pussy letting Joe get to him like that
>>
cant believe that was even a split decision
>>
Spilt?
Clearly should have been a majority decision.
>>
>Split decision
>>
>>64332970
>>64332996

uriah will kill himself if dilla the killa beats cruz
>>
Castillo once held a grown man down for 15 minutes.
>>
Oh Cecil Peoples, you so crazy
>>
How the fuck was that not a majority for Lentz?
>>
>>64333037
>dat pause before saying Castillo's name

lel
>>
>>64332977
>>
lmao at bruce not believing that first score.
>>
>mma judges

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE JUDGES GAVE HIM HOPE AND THEN SHATTERED HIS DREAMS GET FUKT GASSEDILLO
>>
>that posture
>>
>>64333064
i think urijah would like a double ko
>>
>muh knee
>>
>>64333064
I don't think so. I think his dislike of Cruz is greater than his dislike of Duane. He'd rather see Dillashaw on top than see Cruz be successful
>>
>>64333080
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>64333069
https://youtu.be/sfN74J_RE_s
>>
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>#10 (FTW) Nik Lentz
>Number 10 For the Win Nik Lentz

WTF?
>>
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>>64333069
Oh fuck i almost forgot about that.

>If we were in prison, he would be in trouble!
>>
>reminder that Josh Samman literally murdered his fiancée
>>
I hope Reem KO's JDS. Tired of that monkey.
>>
>>64333128
FeaTherWeight
>>
>>64333136
Go on...
>>
Would you remember stepping in the cage with Lentz for the rest of your life?
>>
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>>64333128
>>
hey /HEEM/

are you /dappin/?
>>
>>64333143
>Literally one of the most genuinely nice dudes in the UFC
>Going for an arrogant roid ape that chatted shit and got banged

Heem yourself my man
>>
Honestly not even surprised at the stupid shit from Judges anymore

For the first real fight on the prelims that was good stuff
>>
>Reem: I'm ready for the belt.

Didn't he recently get knocked the fuck out by Rothwell?
>>
>>64333162
He was texting her while she was driving and she got into a crash and died. He blames himself for it.

What a pussy!
>>
Lawler and Condit is going to be a blood bath

Condit takes it by a late finish I think
>>
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>>64333080
That webm gets me every fucking time.
>>
>>64333143

Heem urself my man, JDS will make Reem cry.
>>
>>64333143

Son. Reem's chin has declined quicker than the global economy. Junior has a chin so ironclad that it's contrary to his health and led him to absurdly long beatings by Cain.

There is literally no way possible this can end in anything but a KO or TKO for JDS.
>>
>>64333174

>one of the nicest guys in the UFC
>said Frank Mir was a woman with no heart after Mir took a beating from Nog and came back to break his arm
>>
>>64333180
If you're top 10 in the HW division you basically have a 1/10 chance of being picked for a title shot
>>
>>64333196
>tfw i keep picking against Lawler and he keeps proving me wrong

conflicted tbqh
>>
>>64333196
lawler going to look small as fuck from the drug testing
>>
>>64333196

How much XP did the blood Orc for the fight with Rory?
>>
>>64333080
That's the smallest fuckin cage I have ever seen.
>>
>>64333174
Heem your mother, dude

He lost that Stipe fight and is bragging about his winning streak? Give me a break.
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>64333263
>>64333263
>>64333263
>>64333263
>>64333263

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>
>>64333119

MOM I LOVE YOU IM SORRY
>>
>>64333273
He won't the fight from the third round on. The fuck you smoking? Stipe did well early and gassed. Then got dropped and let Junior dictate the fight from then on.
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