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LA:70s line back together in Los Angeles
LA:Milan Lucic to play with Gaborik, Kopitar
WPG:Bryan Little has three points in win over NYR
DET:Pavel Datsyuk has two points in SO loss
VAN:Radim Vrbata has two points in SO win v DET
OTT:Bobby Ryan scores goal and assist in win
FLA:Roberto Luongo blanks Hurricanes on Friday
BOS:Frank Vatrano scores hat trick vs. PIT
WAS:Alex Ovechkin has 4 pts in win over Tampa
NYR:Derek Stepan flies again, Friday vs. Jets
STL:Brian Elliott is expected to start Saturday
VAN:Henrik Sedin (lower body) won't play Friday
>>64324445
First for yulia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8apJAUQ1fo
our bruins girls
>tfw first in line for auston matthews
If Yulia gets posted more than 5 times in this thread, Toronto will win the Stanley Cup within the next 7 years.
>>64324600
dubs confirm
Kings are winning the president's trophy this year and there is nothing you can do about it
>>64324600
worth it
>no canadians to talk about the edition
pretty good thread
manlets, have they finally learned?
>3-5-2
>rags
kek
>>64325277
lol that kid takes his junior league games very seriously.
>>64325277
why is he mad
>>64325558
idk. it only game
>>64325558
Nobody knows bruh.
>>64325277
>rags
9/11 best day of my life
Gg belaruse
>lelarus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLnNZOvM2Pw
>>64325902
>six Looch jerseys and one Bergeron
fucking disgusting
>Belarelegate
So how bad is Finland
>>64326165
extremely
>>64326165
To the bone
>>64326165
worse than belaruse by a mile
>>64324568
The Lucic 5, singing a song called "Running the Goalie"
>>64325977
Needs more Tuukka
>blots
gg slovaks
...do slovaks post here?
>>64326249
I don't think they like Finns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Korea
>>64326281
one does sometimes
>rags
LMAO
>>64326271
There's no shame in being the 2nd best team in Florida
>>64326414
Reminder the itty bitty kitties have no cup
>>64326443
they have a jagr and that's all that matters
>>64326473
Hard to argue against that tttt
7inngo1s on suicide watch
>>64326443
But the Kit Kats are winning the battle for the coveted Governor's Cup 2-0 this season
>>64326503
delet
>>64326597
Hello?
>>64326653
shut the fuck up
>>64326653
shut the fuck up
>>64326664
shut the fuck up
>>64326681
back the fuck off ok???
Um excuse me but russia is better than finaldn
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>belaruse
THEE LAAND OF THEEE FREE AAAND THE HOOME OF THEE BRAAVEEE
>belaloose
SOMEBODY PLEASE LINK ME TO THESE GAMES ONLINE THEY ARE NOT ON MY TV
ummm excuse me finlad???????
russia #1 desu
it's over everything is finished pack up go home turn the lights off tuck yourself in game over
Steppes ihmiset vsegda kopiruyet rossiyskiye lyudi vo vsem. It's clearly sad to see sumonent v scripted mutta ne ovat vain köyhiä jäljittelijöitä ja rasvaa aisankannattaja
7-1
>>64326943
shut the fuck up
U16 Sweden - Finland
Yesterday: 5-1
Today: 4-0
Nice golden generation you got there
>>64327008
>dive grass
ota vain kirjoittaa suomeksi tässä ketjussa
>>64327066
kannatan
>>64327006
troled hard xD
>>64327117
i'll fucking rape your mum and sister
oh wait i already did that yesterday
>>64327008
This is the feed from my tv
>>64327131
how can people be raped
girls should just piss the rapist dick
or men rapped by gays should just shit in their dicks
the body has ways of shutting down rape
kc tier
Olen jo sain liputWorld Junior . liput lapsille ovat erittäin halpoja , muttaliput pakolaisista on jopa halvempi . Suomi kyllä
>>64327027
In hockey.
That does not mean we can't beast in other sports
>>64327195
Shut the fuck up google translate fag
>>64327154
best 11 a side ever assembled desu senpai imo
>>64327171
what if the rapist has piss or scat fetish
>>64327206
Olen syntyperäinen suomalainen sinua american sika
>>64327258
N-i-g-g-e-r
why does Pekka Rinne suck all of a sudden.
>>64327224
Then it's your fault for traveling to India
>>64327293
mongol genes
>>64327310
Stop finns are white aryans
>>64327394
>taking a screenshot of a paused webm
best finnish goalie all time
What about Juuse Saros will he be any good.
>>64327446
bust
>>64327446
the best manlet goalie. Dunno will it be enough.
>>64327394
>screenshot of a paused webm
literal cucklord
>>64327446
>>64327497
>when will they learn
Skip to 2:50 for lulz
https://youtu.be/uvq4thLCU04
>>64327394
WHY are you memeing at him? Nemo is already the defacto starter
>>64327497
Metsola is the best manlet goalie
david pastrnak will be playing a game with providence tonight for rehab and conditioning before he comes back so i'm going to pay 8 dollars to watch him lol
>>64327296
top fuckin lel
>>64327525
stop shilling your videos steve cox
>go to campus rink hoping to ice skate
>youth tourney happening
comfy hockey tbhfam
>>64327802
Don't forget about your restraining order Pedosota
>>64327802
Gordie-Cletus pls
Hershey bears are playing toronto tonight I'm gonna be pro scouting nylander tonight
BUT FUCK HIM HES PLAYING FOR SWEDEN INSTEAD
stupid cuck was born in canada anyway
>>64327525
>being a fucking baby over something sports related
I cant stand this cuck shit.
>Be1a6us
>>64328155
>Letting Belarus score on you
Into relegation you go
ˢᵐʰ ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ
>>64328207
>it was 1-0
>losing to steppes """"""people""""""
https://youtu.be/IDb9wUxo2_Q
Hey guys, just logging in right now, and I have a question
Is Finland good at hockey or do they get blown the fuck out
>>64328273
fag
Is Crosby a bust?
>>64328373
yes
>>64328266
>B E L A R U S
>E
>L
>A
>R
>U
>S
>pongs projected lines for tonight
Chris Kunitz - Sidney Crosby - Conor Sheary
David Perron - Evgeni Malkin - Phil Kessel
Sergei Plotnikov - Nick Bonino - P.Hornqvist
Scott Wilson - Matt Cullen - Eric Fehr
Olli Maatta - Trevor Daley
Brian Dumoulin - Ben Lovejoy
Ian Cole - David Warsofsky
Matt Murray
Jeff Zatkoff
How fucking shit can one franchise be
>>64328691
holy shit Daley as a top 2 D wow nice defense pongs
>>64327171
[spoiler]cause they like it[/spoiler]
>>64327171
>tfw pretend to rape people just so they shit themselves
Nice post seal Tukka
>>64328691
Matt murray is GOAT. Where is sprong
>>64328790
He got sent down, he was playing like 4 minutes a game anyways
>>64328790
Sent back to the Q despite already burning the 1st year of his ELC what a joke franchise
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>64328845
>>64328842
It saves them a year of rfa though by doing it now. Damn haven't been following team moves for the past few days because of depression i was hoping hed stay up with the new coach. At least sheary is playing
>>64324885
Your team isn't good and neither are you for that matter!
Who /flames/ here?
>>64328925
>caring about RFA years 5 years down the road when the window to win is now
>>64328911
why does facebook always show up and meme wrong
>>64328960
I don't really care about it but its just why they did it now rather than a month from now while still not playing him. Fuck you johnston for not playing him
>>64328990
>no face
>because it isn't happening
>rags
I dunno m8, looks ok to me
>>64328691
>that defense
Also, who the fuck is Conor Sheary and what is he doing on the top line
>>64329042
tfw doesnt mean face faggot. He still did it wrong
>>64329042
>that face when the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>64328641
>future of canada
>indian girls creaming themselves over big canadian cock
sounds accurate desu
Ristolainen hasn't taken a single penalty this season so far
>>64329100
>He has not seen the extended version
It's a ritual dance before they poo on the designated dancefloor
>>64329060
>winning the Cup
nope
>>64329118
That little pussy should stop cruising trying to pick up secondary meme assists and learn from the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0aC3oepzBg
post >your team's linebrawl lineup
Gazdic - Hendricks - Khaira
Nurse - Gryba
>singing the national anthem
Is this normal practice?
>>64329215
There is a rapist skeleton living in Kane
>>64329239
>swedes are unironically proud of their shitty meme defenceman hugging a 19 year old rookie
top jej lad
>>64329239
how many hat tricks does Karlssonilainen have?
>>64329241
White - Couturier - Simmonds
Schenn - Gudas
>>64329290
did you just call Karlsson a defenceman? LEL
>>64329298
No need for tricks if you are playing against Finland
>That goal in the Blues game
BIG MAN WITH PUCK
>2 goals
>and a fight between two guys who respect each other
Why are Flames/Blues games so comfy?
>>64329290
Reminder that there are 2 (TWO) swedish defensemen with more points this season than any finn
>>64329398
>defencemen
heh
Reminder that swedish Dennis RASMUSsen has already scored once today while finnish RASMUS Ristolainen was on the ice.
hey wanna go? yeah sure. alright good luck
>>64329316
Damn that would be a sick line brawl Gazdic versus White alone would be simply epic
>>64329506
you mean Rasmunen?
>>64329398
But muh rookie defenceman in a sheltered team without expectations
>>64329437
>Finnish forwards
>>64329506
>Muh hattrick literally GOAT defender
>Ends up with -2 that game
>>64329541
No :)
>>64329564
>Muh hattrick literally GOAT defender
>Ends up with -2 that game
lel
lmao, just fucking give the hawks a 5-on-3
>chicongo refpucking to victory
what more could i expect
>>64329564
tell me about the swedish forwards who have more points than Karlsson and Kilingberg?
>>64329604
Karlsson and Klingberg
Your turn
>refhawks
>get scored on
>get a penalty again
jesus christ
>>64329623
well played, well played. :^)
>>64329604
Why would we need any?
>5 swedes have more than 30 points
>3 finns have more than 20 points
>>64329641
>>64329649
>thinking that you can contain the Kane
>>64329683
that asshole should be getting raped in prison
>>64329711
fag
>>64329683
>contain the kane
nigga, it was a 6-on-3, they couldn't fucking contain Dany Heatley
>>64329711
By this guy
>>64329711
Agreed.
>>64329767
If your job is to be big you could at least be big.
>>64329854
for you
Hey /hoc/ why is Buffalo still so butthurt about Kane? There was no evidence of penetration or DNA?
>>64330085
sjws in jew york m8
>>64330198
But the facts are that there was no evidence. Even by logic and reasoning you can see the attorney and accuser dropped out. Not to mention the shit the mother pulled which is somehow acceptable.
>>64330268
>facts
>evidence
>logic
>reasoning
Irrelevant to SJWs. The evil white man is always wrong.
This Parayko kid is bretty gud
>>64330345
It's so fucked up that an innocent young man just trying to play hockey to make money and please his fans is being so unfairly scrutinized even after he's been completely cleared. If there's no facts, no evidence, no arrest, nothing from the investigation, nothing at all to indicate that he did anything, why fuck are they still so butthurt?
Dickie Moore just died :(
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/dickie-moore-montreal-canadiens-dead-1.3373374
How anally annihilated, pooper punished, rectally ravaged, and tooter tormented are the predaturds going to get tonight?
>>64330420
>innocent
please refrain from presuming his innocence.
>>64330460
Fuck off back to tumbler sjw
>>64330420
Because it is believable given his character. It wouldn't be the same if some twat accused Toews of rape.
>Rasmus Ristolainen
>0 p
> -1
lol
>>64330490
it's actually tumblr not tumbler
t. totally not a tumblr user
>>64330490
>tumbler
>>64330540
>those yellow teeth
fuck that's disgusting
>>64330551
>swecuck
Not surprised
>>64330540
>dogfart.com
im afraid to ask..
Kane is a gentleman, he would never rape anyone.
Why don't they just release photos of the inside of her vagina so we can see if Kane was in it or not?
What is wrong with this country?
>>64330619
What could go wrong?
>>64330634
Bullshit, he's been raping goalies for years now and continues to do so.
>>64330634
He really looks like he has a developmental disability.
This is going on too far.
http://strawpoll.me/6311108
>>64330638
would fap to. Remember mattress girl that claimed she got raped then made a video reenacting her rape and said if you watch it you are raping her too? That was a good fap. Fuck her mom posted that video on Facebook and it shows her sucking dick what a whore
>>64330720
>fapping to the cavernous fleshy inside of some sluts vagina which contained traces of 2 men other than Kane
Whatever freaky thing does it for you I guess
>>64330716
I appreciate the question, but patrick kane jokes are hilarious.
>>64330716
>clever
Kane rape jokes are only funny when the announcers say it or try their best not to
>pass onto Kane who penetr- gets past the defense for a breakaway!
christmas is in 6 days
>>64330716
>mfw its 1 pm on a sat and there's 8 people on /hoc/ right now
>>64330823
Oh fuck i better go shopping
>>64330880
lel I still have to get my wife a gift. Oops.
>>64330880
>not getting scratchers while you top off at the station
amateur
>>64330862
so this didn't happen faggot? also nobody opens strawpolls its one of the least secure sites
>>64330905
give her a refugee bull :3
t. swede on vacation
>>64330905
easy get a spa package. Takes like 5 minutes online
>>64330983
>>64330950
Doesn't like black guys. The spa thing is a good idea...
>>64330433
Howe still kicking, suck it, dead people
>>64331053
kek FUCK YOU TOOTOOS BROTHER HOWE IS ALIVE
>That's three baby
Thanks Blues fan.
>>64331042
surprise force anal works always
>>64330915
>least secure sites
saw someone else say this. what makes it dangerous?
>>64331101
AIDS
>>64331081
Nice
/hoc/ ded
>>64331384
good
http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/no-movement-clauses-have-made-nhls-trade-market-boring-and-predicatable/
What do you think /hoc/? Can you see the NHL eliminating no-movement clauses?
he can get past literally every d-man in u20 with his finesse leg deke
>hook up old HD
>Bitcoin wallet with $1,122
>Litecoin wallet with $328
Doesn't make up for the time I spent 1.4 BTC on 4chan Pass for a year, though.
>>64331739
He won't get out of his own zone
>>64331927
Nylanders aren't twins but man they look really similar out there on the ice. I give Alex the edge with his shot, Willie the edge with hockey iq. I think Willie's gonna rip shit the fuck up tbqh family
>>64331423
>inb4 the nhl tries to minimize the downside to contracts only to get stonewalled by the NHLPA
return of the king is amazing ever tim
just put some years between times you watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tikmhpVWeTU
:^)
>>64332049
How he the king with no ring?
>>64332083
>swedish defensemen
>>64332083
>kapanen is a leaf now
>>64332174
Kapanen has a lot to prove. That's a nice goal and he displays that skill on occasion, but he needs to show that a lot more often. He's either fantastic or invisible with the Marlies. Hopefully he can have a better tournament than last year.
>>64332083
>The biggest moment in finnish hockey history
You better win this WJC for your own sake because our younger national teams are tearing yours apart.
>Calgary is poop again
Detroit confirmed for losing tomorrow
>we won't get to spend Christmas with smuk_anok
JUST
>>64332249
oh man that marlies game yesterday
>down 0-3
>score 3 shorties in the 3rd and win in SO
>>64331423
No, the NHLPA would fight against it
>>64332619
Ya great win. Soshnikov's shootout goal was pretty nice. Like that kid
>>64332503
But you still can idiot!!! You can find xhe here:
>>>/mlp/
Västra Frölunda :^)
>>64332915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWmF_FcGOds
kek
>>64333010
Palmela
>>64333068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC3VvOlhjQc
kek
>>64328691
>Trevor Daley
Is it that nigger from Dallas?
>>64329043
>Conor Sheary
Sid's gf?
>>64333418
yes, pens traded scuderi to the hawks for him
where is smuk_anok when we need him most?
>>64326181
>>64326214
>>64326222
can I come and work there?
>>64327008
what was the tournament in February?
>>64330880
hard to resist our instincts, isn't that the truth?
Mongols have to plunder
Vikings have to seafar
>>64330540
>this is a 10 in sweden
>>64333595
u18? i'm not sure.
>>64334083
KINGS @ LEAFS GAMETHREAD --->
>>64334083
KINGS @ LEAFS GAMETHREAD --->
>>64334083
KINGS @ LEAFS GAMETHREAD --->
>>64334083
KINGS @ LEAFS GAMETHREAD --->
>>64333495
>wanting to be in the presence of a brony
so finally the stars will have a thread, thank god we play Montreal
>>64334484
just wait till the stanley cup finals, friend. we will have 4 great threads during our sweep of the finals
>>64334484
why can't you just make them?
>>64334588
i always did and i would never break 10 replies
Habs @ Stars - no trannies allowed edition
>>64334700
>>64334700
>>64334700
>>64334687
hahaha look at that fuckin monkey
>>64334736
kek he's completely unimpressed
sees better pairs than that on a nightly basis
will the pongs shit themselves again tonight
>>64335147
>>64335147
>>64335147
flyers/bjs
>>64335041
>already down 1-0
>>64335041
well that didn't take long
>>64330540
Cindy Sun actually lives in my home town. She has a blog too.
devils (MSG+) announcer called the ducks the canucks in his goal call
>>64333495
I like the ass on the hat
>>64335497
Nobody cares Nagasaki
who /readyforpenstostartgivingawayplayers/ here?
I don't think I've ever seen a forward wear jersey a number below 7.
Why is that?
>>64335743
no need to be salty ahmed my friend
>>64335767
single numbers are for faggy defensive minded players
why do you think the best player to ever play was number 99?
>>64335767
>never seen taylor hall
>>64335767
because everyone used to wear low number jerseys so most of them are retired by now
im so excited to watch the predators lose tonight. oh boy
>>64335767
Bobby Ryan, Alexander Burmistrov, Taylor Hall and Charlie Coyle are the only 4. But numbers under 10 always seem less noticed.
>>64335767
tfw breast reduction
>>64335767
Back in the day numbers were influenced by position. Think of all the goalies that wear #1. Think of how many defencemen wear #2-#7.
>>64335928
So just tradition basically? The same reason you don't see any quarterbacks who want to wear #30?
>>64335767
>bobby ryan
>>64335864
Hey...they might win...please....
>>64335949
I think it's based on the layout on the ice. Same as with soccer.
11-22-33 <<< forwards separated by double digits
2-3 <<< dmen
1 <<< goalie
>>64335949
Aren't their rules in football about what number certain positions can play? It's closer to baseball. Also, players tend to wear the numbers of their idols. Look at the popularity of #4 for defencemen and #9 for forwards. Hall wears #4 despite being a forward because of his connection to Bobby Orr. #9 is so popular that #19 became a popular variant. That variant became so popular that it has become necessary for #91 to be worn as a variant. Stamkos, Tavares and Seguin for example
>>64335864
I'm not even mad anymore
>2 Columbus scouts at the game but one is Geoffrion so he might just be in town for Christmas
Johansen trade when?
1-49: Non-meme players
50-99: meme players
>>64336168
>Lemieux
>Gretzky
>Jagr
>mfw Canada West btfo Russia
Pedobears on suicide watch
>>64336253
you just proved him right
>>64336402
underage pls
wild preds
>>64336528
>>64336528
>hasb
I'm so hungry
>>64336726
can you kill an animal with your wits, have the guts to flay it and the skills to start a fire in open air?
>>64336803
Why you ask
>>64336726
I have bourbon, smoked reindeer heart and some rye bread to go with it if you'd like company
frogs getting absolutely rekt
>>64336726
eat da pusi
>>64336848
Sounds good but i'm too tired to hop on Viking Line ferry to come over there
>>64336843
just as a joke
>>64336848
>>64337004
are you really that close?
>>64336848
>>64337004
>Sweden reaching out to Binland
>>64337004
Understandable. Another time perhaps.
I hope you find something to eat.
>>64337024
20 km or so.
>>64336848
sounds good
>>64324445
>all teams playing today mentioned
>minnesota not mentioned
expected at this point tbqh
Why don't they televise ahl games
>at an ECHL game with my pops
>fat Nick Kroll is in the front row, wearing a yankees cap and pounding bud light
>he's here every game, sitting next to the away team's bench and screaming at them constantly
>every time the team scores, he shouts "you suck" repeatedly and does a dance with finger-wagging and crotch-thrusting at the other team
>his girlfriend is wearing a Lundqvist jersey and holding a beer that he's also drinking from
>he and his buddy in a J Staal jersey are pounding on the glass with both hands
>a security member is three feet away, laughing and high fiving them
>Fat Nick Kroll screams at the other team's trainer, calling him by his first name
>it's really his name
>he learned the name of the trainer for Calgary's ECHL affiliate just to heckle him
Has hockey gone too far?
>>64337725
because nobody gives a shit
they stream them without encryption though
>>64337725
http://livetv.sx/en/allupcomingsports/2/
>>64337725
Because nobody cares honestly
>>64337537
It is, you should triy it if you already haven't.
>yfw the tortorella jackets win the cup
Watching the hurricanes@penguins game, pittsburgh stream
>they had two goals in the first period, helped along by a little embellishment
stream fucks up, switch to carolina feed
>you're not going to like the embellishment on this one john
New York Islanders @ Arizona Coyotes
>>64338505
>>64338505
>>64338505
Islels @ Sparkledogs
>>64336726
Go to the pizza shop next door again
>>64338486
I'm watching that as well
both sets of announcers are salty as fuck
pens announcer went apeshit at Skinner calling him one of the biggest divers in the league
>>64337725
Hershey televises playoff games on the local channel if its away and they're past the second round of the playoffs. Have viewing parties at the stadium for the finals if theyre in
>>64338537
I never understood why they're called the sparkledogs.
Where my /Avs/ at
>>64338908
google what a sparkledog is
>>64338908
>furpuck
>>64337725
>Ahl games rarely televised
>OHL games always on local tv.
Penguins lose again
>>64339011
Check the central's last place
pongs are incapable of scoring
also
>bernlel and the laffs beating the kings
lmao
>>64339095
Good God it all makes sense now
thx f@m
>>64339269
Last place in the central is better than second in the Pacific, mongoloid
hey so if someone loses their stick and you deliberately kick it to break it, is that a penalty?
Flylels and blowjobs are about to start 3on3
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER???
LAFFS 5
KONGS 0
Bernlel in net bahahahaahahaha
>Kong
BERNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>kopitar, lushit and gaborik are a combined -12
#feelthebern
>>64339853
>People said trading Lucic was a bad idea
:^)
>>64339781
even Byron 'ECHL' Froese scored on the beaners lmao
>>64339781
My wish came true
It was funny
>>64339963
How fucking nice are your Saturdays spending all day with hockey on
Seriously, ahl games are fun
KONGS
>KINGS
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>5-0
o i am laffin
The flyers white socks are ugly
how in the fuck do you even concede 5 to the laffs - they play shitty conservative hockey and their only players with decent shots are the human pigeon JVR and perma-injured Lupul
also
>shut out by Bernlel
is it possible to be cucked harder that this
>kongs
>playoffs
that's the season
Korpisalo just got his first nhl win in a 7 round shootout and he is hype as all fuck. Finnish goaltending is GOAT
>>64340254
Sadly some Pacific teams have to make the playoffs
This season is going to be a giant meme isn't it
>>64340312
>beating the flyers in a shootout
>impressive in the least
>>64340312
>finnish goaltending
>>64340312
With finns you win
>winning by shootout
meme win
the habs are bad
Is tyson nash elite?
what were habs fans saying about not needing Price again?
>Maple Leafs' Bernier gets first win of season with shutout of Kings
>>64340196
lol ur a Jap. you know nothing about hockey. Go watch noodle eating or something.
> wings doing meh this week
> everyone else tanking
This is fine
Tarasenko has 21 goals god damn
who can stop us?
>>64340022
are there 2 brothers athanassiou?
>>64340615
>implying I'm a slanty eyed oriental manlet
top kek
>>64340592
Bernlel's first win since April 5th
first Laffs shutout of the Kangs since 1978
>mfw the Wild sign Wojtek Wolski out of the KHL and he becomes the 60 point player he was supposed to be
>do the same with Rob Schremp too
Revival stories are GOAT stories
>>64340682
the laffs, remember?
>>64340688
yes, christian and andreas
>>64340682
>No Price
>No Gallagher
>Shitty reffing throughout the game overall, no flow
We'll see you in Montreal.
JUST
>>64340850
>we
>>64340850
>we
habs have been absolutely exposed. a pretender to remember for sure
>>64340700
>counting the offseason
Congratulations, your intellectual peer is Glenn Healy.
>pongs
>>64340850
>we
What happened to price btw
I thought he wasn't injured anymore
>>64340894
>>64340935
Yeah, yeah I know. But i couldn't greentext >we'll because it would make the whole thing greentext.
Bernier shut down the Kings so hard I'm convinced he's an undercover police officer.
>>64341012
He hurt it again. Taking more time off, still no surgery though at least. Expected back by the end of January.
Schultz needs to fuck off and die
>>64341014
-_-
>>64340700
>confirmed obvious Ranjeet
go shit in the street you filthy animal.
>>64341071
>-_-
>>64341067
like McDavid
>>64341085
>says the canadian
LEEEEEEL
your PM is DESIGNATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgX-RQZpJZk
>the flames are in the playoffs with 32 points
>>64341138
Man, JT is just a dope dude. Would drink beer and smoke DUDE WEED with.
If the playoffs were decided correctly, this would be our current roster
>all 7pm games enter intermission at the same time
>only 3 games on after they all end
>one in 1st, one in 2nd, one in 3rd
fuck you buttman learn to stagger the early games by 15 minutes so I don't have to have a shitty 15 minutes with no hockey
>>64341202
Pretty good senpai
>>64341138
Go back to the ramen house, ChingChong or commit sudoku.
>>64341202
please charge your phone its giving me anxiety. Also please stop posting from your phone
>>64341227
fuck uncle gary
>>64341192
>>64341261
>designated cuck sheds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaQ4nJ_HuE
0:24
>>64341227
That's the time he uses for cleaning the money out of his nose.
>>64341202
only problem is boston and new jersey so I'll take it
>>64341288
stop replying to him. its so easy to tell who the retard canadian is and youre the only one talking to him right now
>>64341202
>ranking by total points when teams don't play the exact same schedules
no
>>64341389
>wanting the flim flams in the playoffs
no
>>64341288
Your pm gets cucked in the ass by the Chinamans on a daily basis. Least our PM is cool.
who de man, /hoc/
>>64341267
>>64341422
u r rly dum
>Already losing to the shitty Avs
>>64341202
rank em
1.stars/bolts
2.hawks/bruins
3.kings/sens
4.blues/preds
5.rags/wings
POWER GAP
998.habs/panthers
999.caps/devils
1000.isles/wild
>>64341422
no my President is literally former mudslime nigger born in kenya that gets fucked in the neghole by his tranny 'wife'
but luckily he's gonna be BTFO once the God Emperor of Man gets inaugurated in 2017
>>64341549
>fucked in the neghole by his tranny 'wife'
>ywn be pegged by Michelle
Michelle is hot dude. Y u heff to be mad? No love you long time in Japan? Stop being a gross imperialist bro.
Love is the way
Lemmy said it, anarchy is setting in.
>>64341522
>schultz can't handle the puck at the line
>gives up shorty
>gets sent right back out on the pp the next shift
mclellan you koala looking retard
>>64341460
FUCK YOU COMMUNE FAGGOT I HOPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPS YOU FOR CHEATING ON HER
actually I'm pretty drunk and I forget what you call the place. its not commune or ranch or coop but its something like that. remind me so we can keep meeting like this once every few weeks
>>64341651
Our PP manages to get worse every year.
>>64341620
>Y u heff to be mad
you did it wrong nigger armenia loving faggot
>>64341620
grease confirmed tranny-loving cuck lmao
>>64341524
>>64341460
>all those shitty matchups
1.Stars/Bolts
2. Hawks/Bruins
3. Blues/Perds
4. Habs/Panthlels
5. Islels/Mild
6. Caps/Devlels
7. Kongs/Senpoors
n/a >rags
>>64341522
>shifty avs
How out of touch are you?
Mfw this entire season
>>64341769
dumb phone poster
>>64341769
>Three more points than the Oilers, who are also shitty
Hmm.
>>64341797
I'm surprised Boudreau hasn't been fired yet
>Isles offense
>We were supposed to be #1 this year
>>64341460
Bro
>>64341837
Hey, you can feel the excitement of winning the #1 pick!
>>64341813
Look at Varlamovs stat line recently
>>64341818
probably because he's not the biggest problem
I think they know that, but there's no need for panic in the Pacific division.
>>64341705
y u heff to be mad? I don't understand
>>64341754
you wouldn't have sex with Michelle?
>>64341818
I'd rather see the GM who let Beauchemin walk get canned than Bruce tbqh senpai
>>64341460
Oops
>>64341860
Are they in a playoff spot yet?
>>64341872
no I don't want to fuck a nigger tranny, grease, jesus christ
>>64341886
You the same bolts bro from Las night?
>>64341858
Maybe were currently tied with columbus and Toronto for last in the league
>>64341914
faggot
>>64341914
ye
>>64341946
>1st overall pick
>Bob Murray passes on Matthews and drafts yet another defenceman
>>64341946
You'll pass us soon enough.
>>64341989
Mfw I know this is coming
>>64341818
the problem is more that the players just suck dick
>it is now 2016
>you are jaromir jagr
>the florida panthers have just won the stanley cup
>due to strange buttman circumstances they are no longer allowed to exist as a team
>you have to choose what team to sign with a team as a free agent
>you have to sign with a team you were previously on
well who do you sign with?
>return the pongs to your former glory?
>rags
>live in a nigger city washington just to cup ride to your 3rd stanley cup with the caps
>lel the caps wont win the cup thats not an option
>rebuilding flylels
>stors
>broons
well what do you pick
Dollar for dollar the worst player in the league
>>64341837
>tfw i predicted the ducks would be worse this year
i mean, not bottom of the league worse. they're still in the pacific, so i could see them in a playoff spot easy.
banking on risk like hagelin instead of palmieri, ditching veteran presence beauch (who was having an offseason because of injury) and then picking up FUCKING BIEKSA. Getzlaf being as bad as he is is kind of surprising, but when your 1c and 2c, who is Kesler, aren't fucking goal scorers. Santo, the 3rd piece of the ex-nucks pie the ducks are eating, is just like Kesler and Bieksa: shit. He played like a stud and stood out on a massive shitpile that was the leafs, who swindled the Preds on the deadline. their top 9 is almost entirely comprised of pieces they acquired in trades.
they've got perry and goaltending, but the second one of those isn't around, what the fuck will they do?
how the fuck did not a single analyst call this shit? how the fuck did they all call the Ducks the cup favourite after seeing what pieces they had in the offseason?
>>64342147
Pic unrelated it's David Clarkson
>>64342134
Pongs. Geno seems fun
>>64342147
>Let's keep playing him!
Fuck I hate this team. Retards top to bottom.
>>64342134
the Devils of course
>>64342147
>>64342177
this.
there's literally no one worse than Clarkson when it comes to skill per salary
>>64342134
stors or pongs desu
it would be funny if he outscored Corsby at the age of 45 or whatever he is
Who /regressing/ here?
>>64342224
there's always lecavlier
>>64342263
at least you arent tanking
>>64342294
a close second
>>64342307
fuck off horse fucker
>>64342189
>free agent actually picks Deadmonton for once, of his own volition, without being drugged or otherwise coerced
>coilerfags hate on him when they should be eternally grateful
>>64342330
do i look like a >rags fan
>>64342411
best be changing the filename on that last picture then because it screams that you love to suck cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVvjdLon940
>>64342452
>rags
>>64342411
>literally inconsolable
this is a shop right
>>64342511
fuck off we're full
>>64342511
faggot
>>64341946
At least you were bad since the beginning.
We went from >9-0 to complete metdown.
Our "captain" is in suicide watch right now.
>Look at my interview for the last 10 games, It's the same fucking thing, it's a joke
>>64342452
>mfw this is smuk literally shitposting about himself
>>64342478
just think about it fuk_ponek has actually choked on cock before and some faggots actually want him to post again
>>64342576
i thought he never slept with a guy, he was just a curious faggot
>>64342599
he said he's never had gay sex but nothing about cocks in his throat.
Avs-Oilers thread where
>>64342697
read the thread you faggot nigger
>>64342154
>Palmieri
>more goals than anyone on the Ducks right now
It hurts something fierce. Also, Bieksa is a pile of dogshit. His mental breakdowns in positioning have cost more than a few games already.
>every turnover in the game ends up being Bieksa
is it too late to tank >our way to autism matthews?
>>64342788
The >laffs tried that last year, didn't work
>>64342788
good luck being worse than these teams
>>64342854
>3 teams from the pacific division
jej
>>64342854
>columbus has 3 fewer points than the playoff team calgary flames
>>64342919
holy shit
>>64342854
>>64342919
>columbus has league-most 35 games played
>still last
>>64342854
>58 goals
>>64342992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1qwoc_aXvQ
>kongs
>>64343056
Fuck, I laughed and then I cried. Hilarious as fuck though, thanks for that, somehow managed to make this season less depressing.
LGTSS:
>Analslime
Holy hell the Avs are out to kuck the entire NHL lmao
>>64343316
mackinnon is the best first overall between crosby and mcmeme
>>64343394
>mc "never going to score again once he returns" meme
>>64343417
>that flag
>this post
>>64343486
>that flag
>this post
>>64343769
>riots outside of HONGCOUVER
kc tier
>shootout went to six rounds and Gostisbehere wasn't used
>>64342224
>>64342294
You guys are forgetting Andrew MacDonald who is literally playing in the AHL right now for 5 mil
>>64343918
him being in the ahl instantly makes him better because he can at least be hidden, thus not being a negative on the team
>mfw people actually thought Edmontoilet had finally turned it around
>>64344033
>He thought the Oilers would make the playoffs
Check out this delusional oilcuck
>>64344033
Those people are called "retards". There's a few of them on 4chan.
We're getting Austin Mathews and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
>>64344052
>you
>reading comprehension
>>64344054
>Austin Mathews
>not even spelling it correctly
>being a tanking team "fan"
auston matthews is ours, pleb.
>>64344105
Who cares? He's ours anyway.
You can't beat our draft lottery luck.
how did that big goof McCarron do for the Canadiens?
>>64344105
How many number ones do you need before you stop sucking shit?
>>64344221
>Draft Matthews
>Sign Stamkos
>Pull goaltender during every powerplay for the six man 1st overall power play
Hall - McDavid - Yakupov
RNH - Matthews - Stamkos
>>64344343
>defense still a tire fire
>lose every game 6-5
>>64344343
>implying stamkos
>>64344383
>implying Bettman won't ban defenders to increase scoring
>>64344391
Bob McKenzie named them as a Stamkos contender probably for the lulz
>>64344430
Stammer is going to the coyotes m8
>>64344438
U avin a giggle
>>64344499
I'm the one going to be giggling when stammer is lifting the cup while Doan and OEL watch with tears of joy in their eyes
>>64344438
>mfw Stamkos signs with the Sparkledogs
>>64344583
Lay off the peyote bruh
>>64344583
You honestly think Las Vegas will sign him?
>>64344616
LV won't sign him when stammer guarantees the coyotes will never be allowed to relocate
>>64344651
>>64344651
New thread
>>64344665
New
>>64344660
>>64344670
which one?
>>64344670
>>64344670
>>64344670
>>64344670
please post in this guy's thread, do not support sean
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