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Goodbye Hinrunde 2nd. Edition
17. Matchday
>Friday 20:30
FC Schalke 04: 1899 Hoffenheim 1:0
>Saturday 15:30
Hannover 96: Bayern München
Hamburger SV : FC Augsburg
FC Ingolstadt 04 : Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Eintracht Frankfurt : Werder Bremen
1. FC Köln : Borussia Dortmund
>18:30
VfB Stuttgart : VfL Wolfsburg
>Sunday 15:30
Hertha BSC : 1. FSV Mainz 05
>17:30
Borussia Mönchengladbach: SV Darmstadt 98
1st for Chicharito
Can I be here?
>>64321253
wrong thread
>>64304696
>>64321260
Thanks doitsu san
>>64321293
I would like to see if Soriano can tear up the bundes like he does the austrian bundes.
>>64321293
>>64321341
see>>64321260
>>64321293
I really curious on how well this team will transition in the 1st bundes
Leverkusen Is the only game that matters
HAMBURGER SPORT-VEREIN...WIR WERDEN IMMER BEI DIR SEIN
neuer, wow
>>64321782
thanks
>stadium-live down
whelp
>dortmund scores first
what
>>64322474
Why is he called Steve Holland then??
Neinhold, how do I tell google that my search result links have to include ~ followed by a random name?
>>64322513
just google it
>>64321073
I'd let him serve me at Taco Bell tbph.
That good feeling when you just cleaned the floor in your appartment and can walk around with just socks without having to suffer dirty socks
>>64322513
Use these ""
>>64322498
cause hes dope af
>>64322558
I don't know the name though
it's in this format "~name"
and google loves to ignore signs like ~ even when I put them in there
>dat 90s music at the station
>Evershit
>>64322811
stadium*
Hallo.
>>64322850
Hey
>>64322883
hello
>>64322850
>>64322870
>>64322883
>>64322898
hi evryone
>>64322934
moin
hurry up and score already chicharito
I'm not sure what happened
>>64322989
hello australia
why does pep only name 4 substitutes
>>64322598
"~"ANDname
Poor Louis
>>64322269
Help me bros
Defend our league
>the match thread had just as many posts as /bundes/ in the past hour
I'm here for a chicharito goal
>>64322992
Chipped that nigger in
>>64323133
good question
>>64323018
Everyone else is injured and bringing in any of the amateur players will do more harm than just playing with 10 men
Go Dortmund!
Can England win the Euros? Kane and Vardy. Sterling and Dele Alli?
>"Man"chesthair Poonited
>Leiceshit
>Shitampton
>>64323226
wrong thread m8
>>64323329
What is the "avoiding the issue"? Defending high up the pitch/pressing?
>>64323406
yes
>~"Hof"mann
Dortmund are going to fuck it up
>>64323443
>>64323482
wrong thread
>>64323482
'no'
Is Pep going to give the news in the press conference after the match?
>"St Maximin"
>Ji
my sides
>>64323530
Tomorrow
>>64321065
My brothers birthday. Should I buy it? It's expensive as shit
>>64323552
More like "Ji sides", am I "right"?
>>64323569
yes buy the thread for him
CHEECH!! <3
Chicha just cant stop scoring
CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH CHEECH
CHICHADIOS
CHICHARITO GOLDEN BOOT NOW
>>64323629
>buying buyern gear
jesus christ merica, i knew you feel bad right now but damn
>>64323629
>Medium
don't lie
>>64323629
Do it if it will make him happy
>>64323629
that would be ultra-stupid 2bh
>HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV
Is chichadios the best transfer this season?
>Ingolshit
>Hamboorg
SACK VAN GAAL
LOOK AT WHAT HE TRANSFERED
ANGRY MAN-U FAN HERE
>>64323710
Gosh they really "wanted" that goal
>>64323736
Who is worse Van Gaal or Magath?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Shiterland
>Shit City
so, how long before hannover score?
>>64323808
20 minutes
>Chelshit
Meme league
>>64323768
Magath by far desu.
>Womanchesthair Poonited
Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller Zolla Zoller
>>64323867
Why are you not happy for Chicha?
>>64323913
Is bürki supoosed to be that far out?
>Bayern in the past few matches
>Shitmund
>>64323946
I missed a bit. I think he played a poor clearance
Buyern fans singing BVB-Hurensohn in the HDI arena top lel
>no Lewandowski goal
Benzema and Huntelaar to Bayern?
oh no not vidal
they can't lose vidal
>>64323998
Talk about obsession.
>>64323990
"High five!"
Are Bayern done? Is >Poop finished? How many will Juve put past them?
>>64323953
almost a whole team is missing what do you expect?
>Wet Brownshit Albino
>
>>64323998
>Buyern fans singing
THis is where it stopped being realistic.
>>64324063
More goals
>>64324092
>>64324023
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>64324092
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>three minutes added time
Would have been zero if Bayern scored three more goals
>>64324125
Whats so funny?
GOOD GOD
BASED FUCKING MODESTE
>>64324179
You havin a giggle m8?
>Shitmund
>>64324179
*What's
>>64324103
this reaction made me crack up
>all these obsessed customers ITT (in this thread)
>>64324224
Nice buttocks those, very firm
DIRTMAD CUSTOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Good
>>64324256
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So what about Schlag den Raab?
>>64324169
Holy maccaroni
>>64324311
Going to watch it with Krautchan. No danger, no captchas and more posts
>>64324311
T-170 minutes brudi
>>64324373
what extention do you use?
>Evershit
>Norshit City
>five points clear
just
>>64324405
dollchan
Si ?
>>64323563
Ach so, danke :^)
>>64324485
do it
>>64324485
Yes
>>64324373
>Krautchan
...............
>E V E R S H I T
>>64324403
But where to watch? Here? /int/?
>>64324440
thanks
>>64324485
make it
TSUUUCHARITO
>Shitmouth
>Caen't
Is Kruse too old to be called up for the Euros?
Leverkusen should update their mascot design
Why didn't you tell me that Yussuf scored?
>four minutes
>>64324874
My suggestion
based köln
based chicharito
oh what a day, what a lovely lovely day
CHICHARITO!
This morning, I woke up at 4:30 so I could drive two and a half hours to an abortion clinic.
I walked inside of a building with a crowd of protesters shouting at me and telling me how horrible a person I am.
I sat in a waiting room and listened to the stories of the other women there, and then I sat in a waiting room some more.
I waited and waited, contemplating my decision and worrying about the guilt that I'd feel after.
The nurse called my name and I went to a nearly empty room with walls painted white where a doctor was waiting.
Four minutes later, he was done and within half an hour, I was on my way.
I don't feel guilty. I don't feel sad. I have never felt more relieved than I do right now. We need to end the abortion stigma.
I had an abortion today and I'm happy I did.
>watching Shitgart Wolfshit
Haha no, going to stick with based Sportschau
Honest question:
What's the image Chicha has in Germany? I'm really curious.
>>64325370
>getting an arbortin just for the fake internet points
>>64325400
he's the goat
now that pep is gone will bayern buy Zlatan?
>>64325453
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/3xe28p/i_had_an_abortion_today/
top rated comment
>All non-supportive comments will be removed. This includes asking for proof, victim blaming, and trying to debate. Users breaking rule one in these threads are likely to be banned.
>>64325400
You literally ask this question every single day. I'll allow it if it's your gimmick, but if not I need you to stop.
>>64325400
I like him
>>64325400
pretty based
>>64325370
the person posting makes a depreciative sounding description of the room. Makes it sound cold and harsh but that's just how hospitals are painted. only loony bins are full of colors
Can someone post the lineups please
Stuttgart: Tyton - Klein, Schwaab, Niedermeier, Sunjic, Insua - Rupp, Gentner - Didavi - Kostic, Werner
Wolfsburg: Benaglio - Träsch, Naldo, Klose, Schäfer - Guilavogui, Arnold - Caligiuri, Kruse, Draxler - Schürrle
>WOBVFB
>tipping 1-1
what is loddars problem?
>>64325843
Away table:
17. Wolfsburg
18. Stuttgart
Home table:
16. Stuttgart
>>64325889
Hecking is a fraud
>>64325889
mhh, i see
>newcastle v villa topspiel
>go to butcher
>say "one pound of beef mince please"
>don't pay attention
>"here you go"
>come home
>unveal the meat
>"hm, looks like pig mince"
>"whatever, gonna pay more attention at the butcher next time"
>cook with it
>be today
>eat it
>it's pig
Lesson learned
>losing against a bottom-tier table team like Cologne
Feeling numb right now to be desu.
MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI
>Shitgart
>Draxler
What?
>Gagelmann as the ref expert
>not Dr Markus Merk
What the fuck?????????????????!!!!!!!!
>>64326149
Was it nice?
Did the thread die?
>>64326337
Yes
>>64326337
>>64326521
Good show eh?
>>64326571
What a hit
>>64326337
why is there an extra dude in the goal? can he not leave until something happens?
>golfsburg
>>64326588
Because of passive offside.
>mfw seeing that guy only since you mentioned him
>>64326588
He was offsides so was making sure not to interfere with play
>Wolfshit
What a match though
I am somewhat okay with this.
>dat cross
>>64326638
Pretty special behaviour though. I like it
Augsburg
>Ilishitvic
>>64326634
>>64326638
Even if he runs way out to like mid field, next time he touches it does it still count as a offside?
>Feulshit
>Aston Nilla
>losing to a participant of the tyne-wear derby
>Leicester are four points clear if Shitty and Shitseshit draw on monday
Coolio
Good save
will wolfsberg come back lads?
>>64327056
>no KdB
Of course not.
>>64327056
Stuttgart will outchoke Wolfscastle
>>64327056
>>64327078
>Stuttgart
Perhaps
>Golfsburg
And Hertha will win their game tomorrow to make the league ultra boring.
Buyern set on 1
Dirtmund set on 2
Hertha set on 3
Rest can fight for the places 4 and lower.
>Golfsburg doesn't need KdB
>Golfsburg is more than just KdB
Loving every laugh.
>Wolfshit
>every team in the Bundesliga but Bayern
Good job at being consistent, laughing my ass off
>>64327395
Hertha is kinda consistent
The fuck?
How is that yellow?
>this one guy linking unfunny and seemingly unrelated threads and posts
That's me
what a fucking slav asshole
If his first yellow was only half a yellow, that was one and a half
Dost doesn't have any wasted meat on his bones
>>64327395
Duselbauern were refballed once again.
kekekek
That takes skill to miss that.
I think Wolfsburg will score 3 more goals
schlag den raab loide http://www.prosieben.de/tv/schlag-den-raab/livestream-schlag-den-raab
who is gonna get relegated this season?
hoffenheim and I hope darmstadt and ingolstadt
>>64328059
lel
>>64328092
>loide
I don't want to watch it with /int/ or KC or whatever
>>64328092
This desu senpai.
Is Raab elite?
>>64328223
Yes
>15 candidates
JUST
FUCK
MY
SCHEIẞ
UP
It's like Buyern vs. rest of Liga.
>15
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
>yfw Raab against 15 women / refugees
>1. Schnalle will schon nicht
>that balding manlet molesting the girl
My sides
this sucks desu
I wanted a good old SdR
her clothes are really appropriate for a game show with lots of sports games
what a retard
>>64328370
This
>"woo haha I'm retarded woopsie"
>the winners will compete against each other for the rest of the money
>there will be no winners
THIS GIRL IS FUCKING RETARDED
>>64328401
kek
SHE IS FUCKING LAUGHING AT HERSELF
SO RETARDED OMG
>>64328406
Master in "Irgendwas mi Medien"
>>64328092
is there an official thread?
And this further proves my assumption, that a master in gender studies doesn't get you far in life.
What the fuck am I watching? Does every candidate play a game or what?
This ends in like 2 hours
Why are there only retards
Oh fuck it's this one again.
>Highway to Heaven
>>64328512
>/int/
>>64328429
about three fifty
good game
>>64328758
The Guadalquivir derby
Where would Leicester finish in the bundes"liga"?
>>64328867
No one cares about your shit "teams".
>>64328867
18th
why, just why did they have to ruin the last SdR ever like that?
>leck mich am Arsch
Fucking bullshit
fuck this
I'll watch der Medicus or Herr der Ringe now
>>64328973
this. this fucking sucks
Should I watch this?
>>64329110
They've made it a meme edition desu
>>64329152
But what should I do instead?
>>64329188
Darts
>literally a faggot
That's it, I'm gonna watch a movie now
>>64329304
Which movie
>>64329380
Good question
>not triggering autists in /deutsch/ by speaking English
does this woman qualify as cute
>>64329304
watch Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes
watch Tele5 RIGHT NOW
especially if you're hammered
>>64329380
>>64329529
I'll watch Mysterious Skin
>>64329551
why
>>64329603
trash movies
>>64329606
>would marry
Nein! Nicht den Reichstag!
>ruining the last SdR with a joke episode like this
This is unforgivable, I hope Raab never comes back.
I feel good for her.
Johannes pls
That man is a homosensual.
>>64329807
More candidates should have been like her, not usually the obere Mittelschicht people they picked.
now they picked someone who should excel at sports games
who should literally rape Raab
he's jacked, he's young and he studies sports
yet he will lose
>>64329888
jacked with glasses just looks silly though
So, where is Poop gonna go to? Would laugh my ass off if it actually turns out to be City.
Hendrick is the most based guy right there, would've won a regular sdr desu
>>64328406
Always keep one thing in mind
Back when I went to school 5 out of 30 student received a Gymnasial-Empfehlung and if the kid wanted to attend Gymnasium without said recommendation, it had to pass an interview and a special test.
Nowdays you can just do whatever, which results in any Hans making his Abitur. So its not surprising that people with a MA turn out to be completely fucking retarded.
>>64329935
Prosieben
Schlag den Pep
>>64329935
Order of the most likeliness:
City >>> Chelsea, PSG, Manu
>>64330048
Yeah man, stupid Ossis.
Funny thing is that I am from Berlin, study in Munich (LMU) and constantly ask myself how these people are so fucking stupid. I expected more from the superior Bavarian public education system.
>>64330048
>>64330111
BTFO
>>64330111
i thought bavaria was the south, not the west.
>>64330169
how does it work, pray tell
>>64330169
Elaborate my friend.
>german /sp/
>>64330248
By which objective measure is Bayern superior, then, friend?
The fucking Ossiscum has high-tech schools from the money we have to pay them while we have to give our school children books from 1974.
>>64330284
yeah man
and immigrants take all our jobs
>>64330284
Went to school in Saxony, we had old-ass books as well.
We just generally have/had a better educational system.
However, in 20 years, give or take 10, the superiority of the East concerning measured intelligence will wane. Thanks for that.
Teachers don't focus on discipline anymore around here, they just want the kids to "have fun in school". They don't have any authority anymore.
It fills me with sadness.
>>64330336
the West won't catch up though thanks to refugees welcome
>>64330383
Because East Germany doesn't get refugees you dolt.
I didn't say anything about catching up. The East will just become worse down to the West's level.
>>64330401
to the current West level yes
>>64330284
>Ossiscum has high-tech schools from the money we have to pay them
Yeah, poor Wessis. They have to pay money. Its not like Eastern Germany shouldered all the punishment for WW2, right?
The fact that people like you hold a high school degree is a disgrace in itself. The West was fucking lucky back then. Had the USSR decided to punish us with Communism then we would be the ones swimming in shit right now. Western Germany wasnt punished for WW2, hell we received money from the allies and had a free market economy. How cruel.
>Johannes in charge of even trying
>>64330434
The GDR's educational system was sky high above that of the FRG.
>Master im Management
fucknigger
>>64330455
Doesnt matter because the economy was fucking destroyed by communism. Education doesnt make you rich because smart people will just leave for where the money is.
Haha lol I'm CIA
are the SdR minigames always that retarded?? And who the fuck picks players isn't there some kind of test before being accepted to play on tv
FAAWWK YEAH
>>64330518
The economy was a garbage fire but not really as bad as people now make it out to be.
And, well, education still counts in an international world.
>>64330537
i dont find that weird
but it is painful
>>64330584
>And, well, education still counts in an international world.
It only does if you have the infrastructure and economy to give people jobs and pay them accordingly. If all the smart people leave then you educational system finances a different state. Which was the case with the GDR. As soon as they opened the borders most of the smart people left for the west and took all their qualifications and knowledge with them.
After all, it was the same country right? Made it even easier to abandon 'home' since you didnt really leave it. And its the same today.
>>64330666
Yes. But even with open borders, you can still have a good educational system, as Scandinavia shows.
The same thing is true now anyway. The smart people are leaving Germany for where they're treated better.
"Im wievielten Monat bist du?"
"Ich bin nicht schwanger, du elendes Schwein!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=868IZJWuBkY
thread theme
>>64330836
>nigger music
not even once
Is your angus peppered for DIE ROTEN BULLEN?
>>64330836
>haha I only listen to him ironically
>haha I only buy his album and merchandise ironically you idiot
>haha he's ironically rich, what a retard
Sebastian?
Wasn't he called Stefan?
>>64330937
I actually do like his music. Saw him live in january wit LGoony, MC Smook and Spinning 9 (iirc) and had a fucking blast. One of the best concerts I have been to in my live.
holy shit SdR blowing women the fuck out
Just tuned in.
What the fuck is going in?
Where is everybody?
>>64331578
dead
Corinna is such a fucking slut
hnnnnng
>>64331578
>SdR is on
>nobody posting
German /sp/ truly is dead
>>64331597
rip
>>64331614
Why is there more than one contestant?
>>64331641
meme edition
>>64331678
This is bullshit.
There's no opportunity for continued banter to develop.
staged as fuck
>Weihnachtsmann
FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
CONSUMERIST SHITS
>>64331578
In the Krautchan thread for Schlag den Raab
niggers btfo
>>64331970
Haven't laughed this often in ages
That Mentos ad is outstanding
it really shows how much marketing firms have forgotten how to make ads for TV
another fuckboy
>self proclaimed football player getting BTFO
BASED
Buschi is a pretty cool guy 2bh
>buschi already mic'ed up
staged af
>>64333082
>the city of Buschi
>>64333206
i-i didn't think
Hi germans, am i allowed here?
pls don't blitzkrieg me
Raab>>>>Icke>>>>>>Buschmann
>>64333324
like hello
>>64333335
>rating Icke
corinna is not that hot. she has a chubby face and looks like she's almost 40
>>64333608
she looks like she did some real filthy shit when she was younger though
>>64333639
that's why everyone here including me rages about her
>phone asks me if I want to move my pictures and videos from the internal storage to the external SD to free up some space
>the next day my phone stops recognizing my SD card
:^)
>>64333715
see>>64333284
>>64333284
Elton is known to be the most hung guy
>>64333812
would fug though
>>64333851
>white "people"
>that disappointed "daniel"
never get married guys
who /playingElGordo/ here
>>64334018
>not being able to memorise a four digit code
visit a doctor
>>64333898
i cant use tinder because if i talk to a girl there i know she's talking to 15 guys at the same time and thats very weird
better off meeting girls outside where frontal conversation is better for first impression
>Kathrin trying to win by doing nothing
>>64334205
this desu
meme glasses
who /will win the cars/ here?
it's horrifying how many people have to wear glasses
literally devolution
>>64334302
why would you tell lies on the internet
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/dec/19/pep-guardiola-bayern-munich-tactical-genius
>>64334201
i dont know. I reckon girls are more harsh in turning down people by text than in real life. it hurts more in real life though.
and its not about going to parties. you can meets girls everywhere if you go talk to her thinking that it wont change shit if she turns you down because you two are just strangers. go to museums, book stores, disc stores (i dont recommend this), churches, some clothing stores too. Even parks or just in the streets. even supermarkets
>>64334373
Doubt he has the physical abilities. But the biggest problem is probably the lack of Ehrgeiz.
>>64334373
Schlag den Lodar
>>64334406
kek desu fampai
>>64334393
>we
which part of Bayern are you from
>>64334373
Schlag den Jüngling
>>64334373
German TV's new darling Böhmermann of course.
Worse than women's tennis desu
>all that moderation in this irrelevant and slow general
Janitor confirmed for an autistc kraut
>janifat getting mad as fuck
>implying Raab's cart wasn't slower
>Torwandschießen
I kek efry tim
>Hans-Martin
fucking cunt
>>64335247
dammit, I missed that show
end of an era
might aswell turn off your TV after this game
>last candidate ever is a fat woman
>these shoes
s c r i p t e d
she'll win, too, because there's 6 seats
>>64335594
>jaaa ein bisschen Sport
sure thing honey
>>64335568
I'm deleting Pro7 off my channel list
not like I'm gonna miss something
>>64334931
don't forget that the thread was on autosage too so we didn't even bump
She's going to get BTFO
>that tits-cam
>do nothing
>win
oh my, what a surprise!
6 winners for 6 seats!
who would have thought that!
how fucking undeserved
this pig
FUCKING
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
>>64335748
>women
>not Ringing the Bull
utter disappointment
FUCKING KLACKERN
BEEEEEEERND
that was legendary
Johannes, post the gif
Bernd was pretty cool.
Also isn't that stuff they hacked through toxic to breath in?
>these fuckers in charge of Klackern
based
he was the best one
>mach et jut
lel
What a shit SdR.
Good night, /sp/.
>not Maschendrahtzaun
WHAT IS GOING ON
joke drawn out too long
>>64330111
>study in Munich (LMU)
Let's meet. I'll be gentle.
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>64336084
Munich isn't far from here
tell me more about yourself
>tfw no more Raab ever
>rfw no more SdR threads
absolutely based
I can't believe he actually managed to make a graceful exit.
Based.
>>64336138
I'm literally crying
is this the end for German /sp/ too?
>>64336201
German /sp/ died last season.
>>64336230
no!!! why????
for free
>>64336249
>no more trips
>no more Jeff
>league itself boring as fuck
>>64336290
is Jeff ded
I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>64336448
how can a single person be this butthurt and autistic
>mosquitos in my room
Current day
I have been before 2011 even but my favorite German /sp/ was 2012
when we actually started watching stuff like SdR together and it was still possible to have normal football discussions
it was the best balance
then 2013 kicked in and things like Neinhold/Erlangen/KC/int and so on started showing up en masse
>>64336605
Watch him bitch again.
>>64336601
Meine Seiten.
>>64336743
Same here, but that applies to all of /sp/. The board is in a sorry state since 2013.
the janitor
>>64336858
I can't stop laughing. This autist is quality entertainment.
>>64336947
janitor please
Why are they deleting posts? Posting a twitter profile is not doxxing.
hey
>>64345371
Good morning
ass
that was a shitty bundesliga day
>>64345773
What? It was pretty good.
>>64345791
wolfsborg and dortmoon lost
it was shit
>>64346053
Shit taste
Absolute shit taste
>>64328096
>darmstadt and ingolstadt
lel only darmstadt m8
>at my parent's for christmas
>forgot to bring my meme pictures
>internet won't work until tomorrow
sadanimegirl.png
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>>64346253
So the thread will be good for a few days?
Great
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