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Goodbye Hinrunde edition
17. Matchday
>Friday 20:30
FC Schalke 04: 1899 Hoffenheim
>Saturday 15:30
Hannover 96: Bayern München
Hamburger SV : FC Augsburg
FC Ingolstadt 04 : Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Eintracht Frankfurt : Werder Bremen
1. FC Köln : Borussia Dortmund
>18:30
VfB Stuttgart : VfL Wolfsburg
>Sunday 15:30
Hertha BSC : 1. FSV Mainz 05
>17:30
Borussia Mönchengladbach: SV Darmstadt 98
Thomas Müller 2021 Edition
>>64304696
Ancelotti to Buyern when?
>YFW he swaps Lewandowski for Tsunaldo and buys Chicharito and benches him.
Since when was he so good? Leverkusen is my new favorite team to watch
>>64304770
>yfw bayern actually win the CL again because ancelotti isnt a messibabby
>>64295198
Why does nobody see that this guy looks like Elton?
>>64304789
Nice photoshop "job"
>>64304789
He was always the perfect role player imo. But the guys from memeverlagerung can put it a bit more eloquently. From a analysis they wrote in 2012.
>Even in their 4-4-1-1 they are able to vary their style without major changes in formation. With Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez they have a “super sub” on the bench who can destroy teams on his own without doing anything spectacular. His secret is his movement. There are not many players who are able to open up room or drag oppositional players into the wrong space like he does.
>His style is different to van Persie – who himself is not a classical poacher but can play this way. He was firstly a winger, later he played as a moving no.9 and is able to play as a traditional no.9. The same is true of Rooney though he is not as clinical as the Dutch. He even may not have a wider array of skills but his range is bigger, he is able to constantly change positions and also belong to different parts of the formation in the game.
http://spielverlagerung.com/2012/11/19/strengths-and-weaknesses-of-manchester-united-201213/
>>64304789
You have to go back.
BUNDESU~!!
post your face when Thomas Müller
>>64304837
>tfw chicarito wins the Deutschland golden boot
Van Gaal gets sacked the same day
>>64304867
When M:uller what?
>>64304696
so much red. why are football teams so unimaginative
>>64304867
>trying to copy Britain's funny posts and failing horribly
>>64304901
Most of those teams were formed around during the nazi party
Americans stop posting please
>>64304926
not true
>>64304937
they're Mexican
>>64304937
Get used to the North American invasion in your threads when you sign a guy like Chicarito. A guy who's going to win your golden boot the 1st time trying
>>64304956
But he isn't.
>>64304956
>north
>>64304975
Holy cow, Xabi extended.
Javi <3
GOOD MORNING BY THE WAY
>>64304967
I agree, Auba is surrounded by better players and is more technically gifted than Chicha. Its between Auba and Lewandowski and possibly Muller.
>>64304967
But he is , he can pad stats in a club like Leverkusen. Play 4-4-1
>>64304997
Lewandowski and muller will fight over goals and split them.
>1 month winter break
bundes is literally on the same level as "super"ligaen
>>64305081
will Bayern co. be travelling to the UAE again?
>>64305081
Thankfully not as long a break. The Danish league is paused until 28/2.
>>64305104
They should stay there. Buyern is toxic to that league
>>64305104
nah, i guess rummenigge doesn't need a new watch this year
>>64305081
At least we can watch Leicester pown their opponents, that's always interesting to watch
>>64305106
Jesus Christ
>>64305104
Yes
>>64305113
ikr. epl wins again
>>64305112
A men never can have enough watches.
>>64305106
>>64305122
To bee fair, the summer break is much shorter here and football looks better in sunshine than in January rain and cold
>>64305125
>Team wins epl
>year later
>Epl champions in relegation zone
>Leicester and promoted Watford doing better than epl champions
Also the entirety of esspee will be transfer general for about a month. Them rumours
>watches
Current year
>>64305156
>every Dortmund players to Liverpool
>>64305138
>summer break
>>64305160
klopp said he won't steal players from dortmund you spastic
>>64305167
You think that's gonna stop the english medias from making up rumors?
>>64305160
Except for Weigl or Castro. I doubt English 'journalists' know who they are.
>>64305160
shit, Liverpool fans have been thinking they're signing Reus for the past two windows. I can only imagine what it'll be like now they have Kloöp
>>64305188
>past two windows
I meant past two summers
>>64305188
Reus is pretty much literally already in Liverpool.
>>64305167
He could 'rescue' Subotic
>>64305194
>abls = liverpool fans
>>64305203
those liverpool dedicated twitter accounts are abls? s*m*h
reminder that Bayern will go out in the quarterfinal of the cup to based Bochum
>>64305241
pls based Gertjan make it happen!!!
>>64305241
What teams will reach the pokal final?
>>64305259
depends on the semifinal draw.
at least one of dortmund or and leverkusen
How many fucking degrees celsius is it outside? Feels like fucking 15 degrees
>>64305283
>swearing on the internet
no good boy points for you today, anon
>>64305301
this
>>64305283
proxy off, trip on, -1 anoncred for swearing
Making all kinds of gains here.
>>64305305
Also no chicken tendies for din-din tonight.
>>64305318
>chicken tendies
>din-din
>in before Pep extends his contract
How would you react?
>"C'mon bro, take a hiiiit. I can't smoke it all."
>>64305359
Could not care less. (Könnte nicht weniger kehren)
what did you eat for lunch
>>64305359
I would not mind it if he stayed but all these rumours me think he will be leaving. Why take his time? Just say yeah I'm staying. The fact that he is taking his time makes me think he is in fact leaving.
>>64305389
He takes his time because he wants as much money as possible. The later he sign, the more cash he gets. Hes leaving though, thank god
>>64305388
Didn't eat lunch. Will cook meat loaf filled with pesto rosso and green vegetables and mixed rice as a side dish. How about you
>>64305409
Why don't you like poop?
>>64305420
Because he keeps raping his favorite club
>>64305420
Lying piece of shit who never tells the truth. Starts at interviews and players and ends at medical staff.
>>64305428
I see..
Who do you want as Bayern's new manager then?
>>64305441
Get of the internet Mull.
>>64305305
underrated post
>>64305442
Jogi Bär
>>64305442
Dr Müller wohlfahrt
>>64305411
today i made sole veal foot. its probably going to last me days
>>64305466
some*
I wish I had a big fat dick
>>64305479
they're overrated
>Carno Anshitfloppi
Get it? No, as in no way he will be successful at Bayern.
Shit as in he's shit, currently failing with Real Madrid, I repeat: Real Madrid.
Floopi as in he has never coached in germany and will flop badly.
It's written in the stars and you know it
>>64305487
I bet they are fun to masturbate and take photographs with
>>64305489
you sound a bit mad and butthurt
>>64305493
you sound a bit mad and butthurt
>>64305489
Benitez is coaching Real Madrid.
Carlito won the Champions League with them.
>>64305466
>sole veal foot
You cooked the foot of a young bull/cow? How does it taste and why would you take the foot? How did you cook it and with what kind of side dishes are you going to devour it?
>>64305489
Does he even speak German or are we going to get a Trappatoni 2.0?
WASSE MACHE LAHM! AINE SPITSE MEA THOMAS AINE SPISSE MEA EH EH COSTA.
the customers itt sound a bit mad and butthurt
>>64305503
He's so senile he thinks he's still the current coach of Real Madrid, that's how old he is.
Better make it
>Carnold
Includes the "No" and that he's old. Carnold also sounds like a proper first name
>>64305523
He chews gum.
>>64305523
>Ancelotti appeared to deliver his first press conference as Madrid coach in Esperanto. The man who has won leagues in Italy, France and England was asked questions in those three languages and was at times incoherent as he switched between the three and the Spanish he was still learning. The problems he was to inherit were stacking up too.
I guess no but he has a while to learn
>>64305513
tastes like salty snort but pretty good
cooked it in water with white beans and carrots
Ugh, I can already see the headlines
Sammer probably speaks some Italian and most of the players speak Spanish anyway.
This is a non-issue made up by ABBs. Stop talking about it.
>>64305540
Looks like you're eating cartilage and nothing but cartilage
What outfit will you wear tonight?
>>64305566
cartilage is solid while here its much more like fat
>>64305574
Weihnachtsfeier today. Black shirt + black trousers + black leather shoes.
>>64305586
sounds terrible
>>64305586
*Winterfestfeier
>>64305587
Fits my mood :_:
>>64305586
Are you me? Except for the trousers and shoes
>>64305579
So is it cartilage? Seems like something I wouldn't want to eat
watching the darts
~
>>64305604
i dont know man... it doesnt really taste like meat but it doesn't taste like real cartilage too. It taste like nothing but salt, but its pretty good. If you've never ate some try it once
>>64305574
a fake fur coat, a fake gucci shirt and adidas trackpants
>>64305574
Nothing.
>>64305604
Yes.
I
am
you.
Looks like lewdposting is back on the menu, boys!
>>64305630
Sounds like hard mushrooms.
>>64305630
What shoes?
>>64305689
that's probably my favourite game of thrones quote!
>>64305695
nike tn
Wow we are having soo much fun here!
do you guys know that feel when you need to buy stuff but you need to shower and dry your hair first and you're not even a bit motivated to do anything?
>>64305796
the people at aldi don't care whether you've showered or not
I'm kinda related to friend of the Lewandowskis and know from dinner talking that Lewy is going to leave Bayern in Summer.
Probably Real Madrid, although they are still negotiating the deal and some other clubs try to contact his agent.
>>64305806
jokes on you my family is actually pretty wealthy and we still buy at aldi cause i prefer some stuff their above others tbhfamland
>>64305796
No, I always feel like a newborn bursting with energy after I shower.
>>64305811
are u a plumber?
>>64305824
Lol why?
>>64305806
PAJEET MY SON
>>64305824
No, the gf of a friend of mine has a brother who is befriended with Anna Lewandowska
>>64305806
i have been told this a lot desu, but i still feel bad at walking around outside looking like a full blown asozialer.
>>64305823
i feel more energized after the shower, but i get very tired after i dried my hair for whatever reason so there's that
>>64305831
cause polish people be plumbering
>>64305872
im reinblütig german tho
>>64305885
it was a joke
>>64305796
I need to drive down to pick up a package and also buy some things from the grocery
but I did cardio an hour ago and am still out of energy
DHL shop closes in an hour
UGH
>>64305796
Yes, but I always get my ass up in those situations nontheless because I imagine there's somebody watching me, wanting me to fail, and I show him.
Your mind always fails first, not your body. That's for sure
>>64305852
>>64305811
why aren't you signing up for a betting site where you can bet on this and make lots of money?
>>64306001
>not running to the shop
lmao cucked hard
>>64306014
I use my bike
always do this for distances below 1-2km
>>64306020
enjoy your nogainz
running > cycling
>>64306031
not really
>>64305523
Does Poop speak German?
>having to drive to your nearest dhl shop
dorftrottel pls
hello
>>64306031
who cares about gains biking is by far the best activity
>He doesn't know what it's like to cook with fresh spices
Pity, pity, pity
I'm completely out of food and ingredients
pitch me ideas including what ingredients I need to buy to cook for the next week
>>64306222
Cock
>>64306222
make spaghetti, throw them in a pan with tomatos, onion, tuna, basilikum and a little salt and pepper. mix it and then eat it with parmesan cheese.
I will make this
http://www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/2663971418215572/Steaksandwich-mit-Zwiebelmarmelade.html
>>64306344
spoken like a true hartzer
>>64306345
Good luck, make sure to report in and post pictures of your final product
>Pep being a bitch
>extend 4 (four) starting players contracts
impressive desu
14 - Angelo Badalamenti - Orbital - Beached.mp3
>>64306356
being uncomplicated has its merits
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hfo4aum7JIE
What are you guys doing tonight?
>>64305388
Had late breakfast with eggs and stuff.
>>64306399
going 2 the club
>>64306399
i've a pair of eggs in my pants for you ;)
>>64306399
I'll be watching the darts and probably drinking something.
>>64304975
Too bad they didn't extend the contract with Linkin Park. Bayern customers could need some NUMB when Pep leaves next year.
>>64306451
why are you always so angry?
>train already 20 min late
ugh
>>64304696
I want to fix this photo
the Bayern Munich logo should take up the entire top half and the Dortmund logo should take up one of the bottom quarters. Then have all the other "clubs" (relegation fodder) should be squeezed into the last quarter.
>>64306461
Being smug in bundes allows me to cope with my crippling insecurities and depression.
Christian Kist has just defeated Justin Pipe.
>>64306418
Which one?
Who's playing?
>>64306431
What will you be drinking?
>>64306502
you should move to another country and use your superior german height to boost your self esteem in a more manlet-environment
>>64305411
Minestrone
>>64306517
i've a pipe in my pants for you ;)
@Chivas: Oficial: @MarcoFabian_10 continuará su carrera en Alemania con el Eintracht Frankfurt. ¡Mucho éxito, Marco! .
>>64306526
Having a glass of port right now. Red wine later
>>64306539
Looking forward ;)
>>64306531
Already taller than most people here.
>>64306399
Weihnachtsfeier
>>64306570
why are there so many asians in the bundes
>>64306739
To sell TV rights to Asia.
>>64306739
Germany is the Asia of Europe. Cold, unemotional robots who do as they're told.
>>64306755
screenshotted
fuck you rudemark
>>64306473
You do realize this is fate, right? And that somebody is watching you, being amused about you being unhappy.
You need to accept fate and come to peace with your environment. Nothing is worth getting worked up about, ever
Is there a BoilerRoom up tonight?
>>64306534
>vegetable soup
Enjoy your vegetables with saturated fat
Having Australia post in this thread is a privilege
Good ol' socks
>>64306570
Enjoy getting that flour off your clothes. They will probably just throw them away and buy it new.
>>64306556
Are Jürgen Klopp and Jordan Henderson earth rockers?
Is there a BoilerRoom up tonight?
>>64307068
That's why Hunter and the guy on the right are wearing fan-shop stuff. :^)
>>64305409
This, he wants more money
How do you go from renting a car for relocation to owning a penthouse in the center of New York City?
>>64306570
Is that a portrait of Erich Honecker in the background?
>>64307121
Doesn't look like him, does it
Good ol' trusty socks
>>64307128
I don't know. Does it?
>Pep leaving
>mfw we'll never hear him say "Super Super team" again
;_;
Wow we sure like to have a loot of fun in here
When was the last time you told someone to pump up the volume?
>there's a Harry Potter hat thread on teevee
>>64304696
Which club gets which ring?
>>64307286
Earth belongs to Wolfsburg
write you later
so
>go to Edeka
>ask for steaks
>old lady behind the counter: "yes I have just the right thing for you"
>shows me steaks while talking about them in her meat language
>ask how much
>"€20/kg"
>tell her I'm not rich
>"sorry those are the cheapest I have"
>decline the offer and say goodbye
>she bides me farewell and thanks me for my honesty?????
she made fun of me, right??
>>64307499
>she made fun of me, right
yes and rightfully so. go buy frozen aldi steaks if you can't afford 20€/kg steaks.
>>64307530
how rich are you?
Minimum wage kind of rich (SHK). I can afford to spend 10€ on steaks every couple of weeks.
>every few weeks
see, I spent that every few weeks money on Christmas
>eating steaks
>not eating fish and chicken instead
plebmasters
>needing to eat certain things to stay fit
fatty please
Christmas came early this year: https://youtu.be/Slei8n08Cqk
hi bundes
its me möchengladbach dauerkarten anon
i got banned for animeposting, we have a rat in our ranks
also hoffenheim will win today
>>64307687
>we have a rat in our ranks
3
>>64307701
ekelhaft desu senpai
>>64306480
>tfw nobody responds to my shit tier bait
fuck all of you
still on the train
Jade Empire is free on Origin.
>>64308069
It's also free on PB.
God, I hate buying alcohol and nothing else at the supermarket.
>>64307767
Gonna have to put in some more work.
>>64304696
Alright guys I want to start following the Bundesliga, which team should I support?
>>64308299
>foreigner
>interested in the Bundesliga only after it has become more popular
>from Britain
>browses /sp/
clearly Dortmund
>>64308299
Leverkusen or BMG
>>64308299
Werder Bremen
Köln
Gladbach
>>64308314
Alright thanks man
COME ON BVB
ES LEBE DIE BORUSSEN
>>64308288
it's alright after 19:00
>>64308385
Phew, I'm good then.
Schalke XI vs. Hoffenheim: Fährmann – Riether, Höwedes, Matip, Kolasinac – Geis, Goretzka, Meyer - EMCM, Huntelaar, Di Santo #S04TSG
Hoffenheim XI vs Schalke: Baumann, Kaderabek, Schär, Süle, Kim, Rudy, Strobl, Schmid, Amiri, Elyounoussi, Vargas. #S04HOF
>ST PAULI
>>64308566
don't you mean St. Loli?
get it?
>>64308384
that's the wrong borussia mate
>>64306526
either social club or wanderlust. I think it'll be wanderlust because tonight the social club have a hiphop night so there is going to be a lot of teenagers. And 3 parisians djs are playing tonight. They don't look very nice, but I'll be rolling anyway
>>64308733
/sp/ is normie friendly, brudi
>>64308754
no wtf
>Nach der Entlassung von José Mourinho (52) haben mehrere Chelsea-Spieler den Portugiesen am Freitag in den sozialen Netzwerken emotional verabschiedet. So postete Kapitän John Terry (35) ein Foto, das ihn Arm in Arm mit dem exzentrischen Coach zeigt. „Ich werde dich vermissen, Chef. Du warst der Beste, mit dem ich je zusammen gearbeitet habe“, schreib Terry dazu.
>Auch Mittelfeldspieler Cesc Fabregas (28) bekundete seine Meinung über die positive Zusammenarbeit mit Mourinho: „Ich verdanke dir sehr viel, wir werden dich alle vermissen. Viel Glück für deine Zukunft.“ Mourinho hatte den Spanier 2014 für 33 Millionen Euro vom FC Barcelona an die Stamford Bridge geholt.
lmao
>>64308833
hahahah what faggots lol
what the fuck did adobe fucking do
fuck this new version of flash, it's bugged out of control
why do websites still use flash
>>64308788
Fuck off you lonely faggot.
>>64308833
>all these players who most likely stabbed him in the back making 'so sad ;_;' posts on social media
>schalke
>>64308854
read >>64308881
pretty nice atmosphere auf >schalke desu
Based Schalke
Waiting for the >Schalke when >Schalke loses 1:2
>>64308910
CRINGE POWERRANKING
1.Lederhosen
2.Mining uniforms
>>64308933
>that horrible quality
Disgusting.
>schalke
>>64308912
indeed
imagine if they ever got their shit together
>>64308966
wont ever happen, their fanbase is too deluded
literally worse than arseanal, city and liverpoop rolled all in one
>>64308986
>comparing shitpool to schalke
You are dumb. I don't think the fans are deluded either.
update:
i'm still on the train
Hoffenheim were due another phantom goal desu.
What's with the pitch? Looks pretty bad.
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKUrWXG7QH4
Neat.
When can we expect Volland to leave the sinking ship and where is he going?
>>64309037
the one we're all running on OP's Mom?
>>64309066
End of the season
>>64309066
Maybe Wenger will have an old person moment in january.
>>64308986
i don't think they're deluted. it's just ruhrpott mentality.
Schalke already schalkening
0:1 incoming
>>64309066
volland will go to liverpool
>>64309066
Schalke 70%
Leverkusen 30%
>>64309140
you're diluted
Volland is going to Augsburg 2bh
think about it, it makes the most sense
>>64309261
But where is Weinzierl going?
>Choupo
>>64309290
bayern
>SHALKE
>>64309257
mean to be h
the Americans are ruining our memes again
>>64309341
based webm bro
Choupo reminds of Johnny from Flodders.
I just checked my butt cheeks like usual and my left cheek has a visible dent in it
what the hell????
>>64309425
>Flodders
Man RTL should air the movies again.
>>64309433
perhaps you're imploding
>>64309476
Just watch them online.
I used to fap like crazy to the daughter.
>Club WC
so wait?
Messi is playing against an Argie team?
that's pretty hilarious.. people will be supremely booty blasted no matter how it finishes =D
obamayoungs new car
>>64309646
Typical nigger behaviour
>>64309644
Pretty sure he's ded.
>>64309646
i would get a DO GE 1337 number plate for that car
>schalke
re
>>64309708
What are you re about?
Unlucky
>>64309681
really?
suace?
>>64309795
He missed the Evergrande game due to kidney pain.
>>64309918
STOP RUINING THAT PICTURE
>>64309752
I "returned" from the Weihnachtsfeier. That one guy is still on the train
>>64309972
Hello
>>64309963
I prefer random, thank you.
>>64309989
Yes hello
Just kick it properly!
>Shitgas
Hojbjerg isn't even good enough for Schalke. Dropped
Hojbjerg on
Pancakes after 6pm? I don't know man!
It's a crime against football that he didn't start
>>64310056
I would've benched him for a while just alone for his retarded comment when he joined.
Tomorrow will be a fantastic day
>>64310103
Yeah loads of darts on
You now remember darts of pleasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e251uV04Dmk
>>64310158
I really don't
>that one guy living in Paris and going on the lash every now and then
I've never been to Paris, the nightlife must be formidable, the alcohol has got to flow like mad.
Smoking cigarettes outside, drinking beer inside, dancing on the dancefloor, talking to all kinds of people from all around the world. Those kind of things. Also some big city stank up in the air
>>64310196
don't forget the annual Muslim shooting sprees
>>64310234
wow he dribbled through one of the worst teams in the league!!!1 impressive
Easy for Schalke. Poor Huub ;_;
>>64310356
>Poor Huub
Can't stand his face
boring game.
good night /bundes/.
>>64310370
Good night.
>>64310347
Don't watch Cloud Atlas
>>64310365
He looks like he could be Berlusconi's bastard son. I wouldn't put it past Berlusconi to have had a kid at 17, so it's possible.
>>64310370
when was the last time a friday evening game wasnt sleep as fuck
>>64310845
Dortmund Stuttgart in 2012
>>64306556
Hide your beer German bros.
Marco is coming for it.
Who else here is hyped for the 20:15 match today?
>raab leaving the team
;_;
>>64309646
noice
>>64313434
>raab leaving the team
at least 14 years to late.
>to
the average intelligence of an ABR
alri lads
>>64310347
>>64310356
>losing your ability to appreciate
>winter break
>5weeks
Rescue me
>>64319094
please don't insult shinji
>>64310196
paris is a nice city too bad france is a backward country where american culture has taken a way bigger place than it should be
Hello when does max 'The Maximiser' hopp play?
>>64310874
Yes
>>64319862
Good question, no idea
>Eintracht Frankfurt steht kurz vor der Verpflichtung des mexikanischen Olympiasiegers Marco Fabián. Dessen Verein Deportivo Guadalajara verkündete den Transfer des Nationalspielers am Freitagabend bereits als perfekt. Der 26-Jährige werde im Januar an den Main wechseln. Er soll einen Dreijahres-Vertrag mit Option auf ein weiteres Jahr erhalten. Nach Angaben der Eintracht wurde bislang aber noch keine endgültige Einigung über einen Wechsel in der Winterpause erzielt.
A new Mehican for the BuLi.
>>64320006
Hopefully they'll bring some latinas with them.
>>64320006
Marco Fabian is quite the riot and a likeable guy.
However at 26 his best years are behind him. This mostly due to his incessant partying and alcoholism. His playstyle reminds me of a more diverse Wayne Rooney but worse.
It's a shame too since he had goat potential for Mexico. Here's to hoping he recovers his form.
brb tidying up the appartment
>>64308613
No its not
is it too late now to say sorry
yeah I know that I let you down
is it too late to say I'm sorry now
How good ist die zweite bundesliga mein German friends? No anderen matches going on right now
>Obama cuts off press conference to go see 'Star Wars'
what a meme president this guy has been
and next they'll get a woman or Trump
will it ever be possible again to take America seriously?
>>64320209
Best second league in the world I guess.
>>64320218
not really
the Championship is stronger
>>64320216
>implying Bernie "Reddit The President" Sanders won't beat Hillary
>this guy
>>64320235
i mean that guy>>64320230
>>64320242
>>64320235
meme all you want, you know I'm right
>>64320216
Plz dont remind me, its not like you have to live here or anything.
Do you guys like Merkel?
>>64320252
Of course you are.......
>>64320253
we used to like her
>>64320253
Ofc, she allowed us to come here.
>>64320256
Sheffield Wednesday, Leeds, Blackburn, Nottingham
all midtable Championship clubs
would compete for promotion in the 2nd Bundesliga
>>64320266
no they wouldnt
I've studied in england for 6 months and regularly watched the championship and sunday league games
The football they play is atrocious. Literally just kick and rush on shitty pitches. My local 3rd league team would shit on them.
>>64320261
What happened?
>>64320277
>The football they play is atrocious. Literally just kick and rush on shitty pitches.
Sounds like the 2nd Bundesliga.
>>64320279
she puts her own agenda over rational decisions
>Carlo Ancelotti has agreed a contract in principle with Bayern Munich to replace Pep Guardiola at the end of the season, the Guardian understands. The German club hope to announce that he is joining the club in the next few days, after Guardiola has made public his decision to leave the German club.
>>64320294
Sound like Obama.
>>64320295
>understands
the guardian understands much when the day is long
according to them Manchester United bought
Müller, Reus, Lewandowski, Götze, Neuer, Robben, Gündogan and many more
>>64320285
Confirmed for not watching a 2.nd Buli games in the last decade.
Bochum actually plays some nice possesion football, Union Berlin plays intense pressing football etc.
>>64320294
I like here even more now desu.
>>64320326
I watch at least 2-3 games every matchday
>>64320316
win some lose some
Brighton & Hove Albion vs Middlesbrough FC will be shown on live tv in Denmark today.
Championship 1
2. BuLi 0
>>64320358
Then start posting in EPL threads and leave us alone.
>>64320362
Why would I post about Championship football in a Premier League thread
>>64320362
this
>>64320362
This
>>64320373
Still more ontopic than your blog posts in /bundes/.
>>64320330
of course you do.....
>>64320406
yes
will his buttbuddy follow him?
when's Pep announcing if he's leaving
who /filtereddumbmark/ here?
>>64320434
Would have thought so, but then he extended his contract.
I will probably be posting a bit less in /bundes/ in the coming weeks.
Going to spend some time in /180/ instead.
>>64320454
its a trick
so buyern sells him for good money to city
>>64320463
in what?
>>64320464
But they need him, he's one of the best Bayern players.
Mou is at the game today
>>64320517
Which game?
>>64320540
Brighton - Middlesbrough
>>64320540
Looks like a Brighton badge on the jacket of the guy sat behind them
>>64320517
He looks depressed.
>>64320517
He looks depressed.
what a shitty matchday to end the year...
>>64320711
you are shitty and should end yourself
>>64320724
ooooooohhhhhhhh
>>64320885
I knew it!
re
New thread
>>64321065
>>64321065
>>64321065
>>64321072
what the fuck why?
>4 substitutes of which one is a goalkeeper
Wow, Julian Green and Sinan Kurt must really suck some major deck
>ok Thomas, we know you never really cheered like a mad man at Mainz but now that you're here at Dortmund you need to change that
>jump up and down the sidelines when something happens and make lots of erratic hand movements
>we're sorry but that's what our foreign customer want to see
>what do you mean you don't want to? you want to keep this job for more than a year, right?
Happy birthday
>>64321164
Except he was like that at Mainz
>>64321270
>hello, I'm a Borussia Dortmund supporter from Australia since 1997, ever since they won the CL I fell in love with them, I have watched every 2nd game since 2012, let me tell you about your league
>>64321291
Hello
>Dortmund game drawing near
>foreigners start creeping in
>>64321291
>>64321309
>getting this booty-blasted
>>64321096
Apparently Kurt has been kicked out of the first team squad, due to living too extravagantly.
>>64321333
>>64321333
>>64321333
>>64321333
DORTMUND MATCH THREAD
>>64321333
>>64321333
>>64321333
>>64321333
>>64321330
that's only a problem cuz he's been playing shit
This just make me sad.
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>64321330
That will show him
>>64321369
If he were an established player it would definitely be less of a problem.
>>64321330
Who would have thought that this Sinan Kurt guy has character problems!
>backstabbed Gladbach so he could move to a club that's way too big to develop talents, probably because he thought he's the next Messi.
>stream asynchron
lol
>>64321394
Wew, imagine the 1860 hype if they were playing with this team in the first league.
I want Bayern to humiliate and trash Hannover
>stream aspect ratio fucked up
>>64321526
And it's all home grown players.
Here we go
>>64321570
Hat trick for Lewandowski incoming
>>64321567
the EG one is OK
>no early goal
Shiggy
Der Ball rollt im RheinEnergieStadion. Übrigens bei frühlingshaften Temperaturen von rund 15 Grad Celsius.
"""Winter"""
>2 X Bundii
>1 X Koln v Dortmund match thread
That bad feeling when Bayern will concede at least once today
>>64321613
Last year you had lots of snow?
>Thiashit
>Thiano
ADLER
>Djorou
>>64321613
Literally T-Shirt weather on Christmas Eve
![[2D4U]Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_BD_02_V2[1080p_DualAudio](E895FF72).mkv_snapshot_20.21_[2015.11.22_11.01.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SGRuP1W.jpg "[2D4U]Neon Genesis Evangelion BD 02 V2[1080p DualAudio](E895FF72).mkv snapshot 20.21 [2015.11.22 11.01.44]")
>>64321648
>>64321649
>Alonshit
>Andreasen
really comfy thread even though Dortmund is playing
always gonna make a containment thread now
>2014/15: Götze loses starting spot to Weiser
>2015/16: Götze gets injured and will lose his spot to Coman
Is Götze literally the most cucked player in the Bundesliga?
>>64321775
He's looking well
>>64321764
Im staying and shitposting here just to piss you off you fucking autist piece of shit
>>64321799
You are looking well
>>64321805
no one minds you posting here Johannes
>>64321771
Fotze never had a starting spot.
>>64321813
Thanks, you too
>Shitdal
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>that defending
>1. FC Shit
>>64321775
I think Magath is underrated because of his meltdown at Schalke and Wolfsburg. He was GOAT at keeping clubs from getting relegated, then he build a great young Stuttgart team, lead Bayern to two doubles back to back and gave Wolfsburg its first title.
>Shitdal corners
>>64321905
100% true fin-m8.
magath is a top-tier coach.
no question.
>b-but muh stars have to actually work for their brazillions of shekels
>muh stars are not treated like princesses
>muh stars are actually people too
>>64321815
well.. now you ruined it
on another note: I think Pep doesn't realize how dumb it will turn out to leave Bayern after this season. If they don't win the CL (and chances are they wont since Barca looks unbeatable and Robben and Ribery are permaded) and he move on to an english club he won't win the CL ever again before moving back to Barca and will finally get exposed as the Barca babby he is. I just can't see ANY english club winning the CL anytime soon. Bayern and the spanish teams are way above them, heck even PSG might be.
Imo his spell at Bayern will ultimately be regarded as a failure and just a small step to reshape the team and implement a philosophy, exactly like Van Laal. And the next manager will go on and win the CL and take the glory.
And I can't wait to sit back and laugh at plebs and fuckwits over at spielverlagerung to praise this overrated meme manager.
is >poop
leaving buyern?
>>64321949
>Buyern [...] way above them
>>64321968
yes, it will be confirmed on sunday
Come oooooooooooon
Bayern would win the EPL without losing a single game bar obligatory loss at stoke on a cold tuesday night
it just feels good to watch Pizza score for Bremen
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based pizza
FUUUUUUUCK
>>64321972
>a non-Buyern fan getting triggered by something a Dortmund fan writes about Buyern
fascinating
just
AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14 AMFG14
>the editor of spielverlagerung
>Frankfart
>letting Alex Meier Fussballgott get the ball
>bremen
>Shitmen
...
..
>Comeon
>>64321949
yerlamoing @ ur live
>>64322072
Is he really a god?
looks like bayern 99% possession
>>64322157
Needs more polish goals
>>64322168
*needs more bayern lose
>>64322157
are you the catstatsjew?
what's up with muller's accuracy lately lads?
>>64322168
But Sobiech isn't playing
>>64322211
Lasse Sobiech is "danish"
>>64322184
don't know who that is so probably am not
>ZDF Sport @ZDFsport 42 seconds ago
>Wir erfuhren: #Guardiola verlässt @FCBayern am Saisonende und wechselt als Trainer zu #ManCity. Guardiolas Nachfolger wird Carlo #Ancelotti.
first credible source
its confirmed
ayy lmao
>hannover
^PERURRRTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
top kek
>that hand ball
why would he do that lel
>>64322263
To save his team from conceding
MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER
>lewy awkwardly hanging around the penalty spot hoping to take it
What a beta
>Borussia Dortmund @BVB 4m
>Was für ein Strahl! Schade, @JuWeigl! // WiggleWiggleWiggle! Weigl’s shoots just wide! Shame! #koebvb 0-1
I want to strangle the woman in charge of the social media account
why would they hire Ancelotti? that makes no sense
he fits Bayern less than Pep
>Shiterland
>>64322329
it's a guy
he posted a pic of him in the stadium once
>>64322329
why
Who's coaching Chelshit right now during the match against Shiterland?
>>64322375
that makes it even worse
>http://www.transfermarkt.de/statistik/endendevertraege
some interesting players out there
>>64322391
Steve Holland
>>64322391
Gus Hiddink
>>64322391
the hot female doctor
>>64322305
Haha lol that guy played too much volleyball during the week!!!
>>64322343
Pros:He is cosmopolitan and somewhat of a CL specialist
Cons: None German, suspicion he is a fraud ala Di Matteo
>>64322413
Thanks
>>64322405
who? looked at the first 2 pages
nothing
maybe Ivanovic
is there anything in the world more overrated than italian managers?
>>64322413
>not Dutch
>>64322472
Having sex
>>64322343
because they can't hire an international no name like weinzierl for example if they want to sell shirts in asia
>>64322503
since when are you a dichter und denker?
