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The based bash will be on TONIGHT with Brisbane Heat playing Red Melbourne
The Windies are currently 1/110 against another first class team of literal whos
Sri Lanka 292
New Zealand 128/4 (42.0 ov)
>>64314253
trip on proxy on RC
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>the state of New Zealand ""cricket""
https://youtu.be/WZeet6NdVyM
MJ
>>64314410
>stealing >our KP gimmick
Reminder /cric/
>set India 360 to win in 2 sessions
>gave up going for the win with 4 overs left to play
>sperged out at Lyon for bowling well
>made Starc bowl as many overs as Lyon on a road
>made a literal cripple bat when 3 wickets were left and 1 run needed to win
>denied Voges a triple hundred in a match that lasted 2.5 days
>bowled Marsh and Siddle for an hour when WI were 50/5
This "man" will literally lead your cricket team for the next 10 years.
>>64314625
at least he didn't bowl a shit spinner to a cripple
Will Watling score?
Poo Peeland Ltd
When does the PP tail start, after Watling?
>>64314625
>and Siddle
well atleast you're finally conceding that Shittle is garbage
>>64315045
After Williamson
>>64315045
with watling m8
https://youtu.be/wpsUNhleBYM
:(
>>64314625
>>set India 360 to win in 2 sessions
>>gave up going for the win with 4 overs left to play
>>>made a literal cripple bat when 3 wickets were left and 1 run needed to win
not going to lie, these three triggered the fuck out of me
>This "man" will literally lead your cricket team for the next 10 years.
6, tops
This cunt has less technique than Sehwag aka >le standstill and swing man
He won't last much beyond the age of 30 once his handeye starts to deteriorate
this is pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVjOjX0jmc4
even the spinners at international level look liken they bowl quick from that angle
>>64315244
Lyon used to unironically bowl at the pace of your average club fast bowler
>>64315255
jesus you cannot make this shit up
>>64315284
fuck facing lee & tait desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5s2vcZB-ok
beat it
https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8
>>64315357
this entire test match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz9kQ_2L1NU
>>64315307
>>64315244
DBC on Oculus when?
>>64315045
After Bracewell.
Southee is good for a few meme wallops but won't ever last more than 5 overs.
Boult and Wagner usually contribute 15 each.
>>64315255
KEK
>>64315307
>2.33
>>64315307
reminder Lee, Tait and Johnson were unironically outbowled on the fastest track in the world by Ishant Sharma and RP Singh
It's on lads
Anyone gonna watch the wbbl?
>we are unironically going to lose AT HOME to Sri Lanka
Anyone in Brisbane hiring?
>>64315969
I'm watching lad
WBBL is on ONE lads
the fuck is this meme helmet that the keeper has?
looks like those things baseball stoppers wear
What's with the baseball catchers masks?
the adelaide keeper (who's batting now) wears shin pads when keeping instead of cricket pads
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-19/delhi-gang-rape-attacker-to-walk-free-on-sunday/7042928
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-18/motorcylist-injured-in-rope-stunt-speaks-out/7042788
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-18/mermaid-tails,-hoverboards-listed-unsafe-for-christmas/7042246
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-18/jason-day-wife-stretcher-lebron-james-collision/7041672
That is the latest news folks
>>64316179
Thought it might have been the mic or something.
>>64316215
thats not uncommon Tbh
>>64316256
I know but it is uncommon at an international level
I actually think more keepers should do it
jonassen is a good bowler Tbh
Christ Sthelaker is a qt. Is she Indian?
This chick won't shut up.... typical
>shitterson
>>64316278
she's bowling at 80 kp/h which is basically what the male spinners bowl at
if there was a grill spinner who was actually good they could play with the guys
![[DeadFish] Ghost Hound - 04 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_00.25_[2015.12.18_23.11.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZPIePLz.jpg "[DeadFish] Ghost Hound - 04 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4 snapshot 00.25 [2015.12.18 23.11.31]")
who /watchinganimeinsteadofthisshitty"""sport"""/ here?
>>64314222
>all these shitty games
cricket is fucking dead just like han solo.
>>64316307
>deadfish
knit your socks
>>64316317
just wait for the england saffer tour, it WILL save the summer
> Steaming in
> 112km
EXPRESS
that was nice
>ramping a bad length ball from outside off instead of just hitting it for 6 over cover
rate my latest meme lads
>>64316334
wait till Holly m8
she's going to hit atleast 115
>>64316294
Honestly the only spot a grill could conceivably play in is wicketkeeper if she was crazy good
> muh injuries
Fuck off Gayle just play for your country.
>>64316372
nope
>>64316372
meg lanning could unironically make it in New Zealand "First"-""Class"" """cricket"""
who fat here
5'10 140kg here
>>64316372
there's literally nothing stopping them from batting or spinning
>>64316413
yeah man, 6'9 330kg here
>>64316413
6'2"
162 kg
>>64316413
5'5" 130kg
>you will never splash paint over holly
>>64316432
I meant 62 kg not 162 kg ahahaha
>>64316413
6'2 128kg feels bad man. Cutting out dairy as it wreaks havoc with my bowels.
>>64316455
>6'2" 62kg
I could unironically snap you in half with one round-kick
>>64316413
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WHERE THE FUCK IS HOLLY???????????????
>>64316481
back to your containment thread
at least nitshcke runs through the crease.
>this fucking keeeper
Sthelaker will never make me curry as she makes fun of those Indians on social media that can barely speak English
Feels bad man.
>>64316476
I am literally pure, lean muscle without a single ounce of fat on my body and would outrun you on both the short and long distance you fat cunt
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keeper having a mare
needs to get rid of that shitty baseball mask
>>64316493
just there letting the boundary go in
>>64316503
I don't think anyone cares enough to stream it
This is the worst fucking keeper I've ever seen. Literally how do you drop that and miss that ball?
LGTSS
>females
>>64316503
its on ONE lad
ellyse perry will literally play in the bbl next year for the sixers
Holy shit she is cute.
>>64316558
i literally think she'd do better than trent lawford
>>64316550
>visible bras
>holly's elite thighs
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>>64316550
>ivan unironically finds this beast attractive
would rather fuck the spud Tbh
>>64316567
lawford was elite the other night m8
rate my gf
>this "spinner" bowling with her cap on
women are a meme
>barsby
would dick desu
andy maher manages to make even women's cricket worse
>>64316598
my backup gf
I unironically played for the same club she does
How often do the girls hit it into the stands?
>heat
>uniform is green
>that fucking smile
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>64316620
Wish he had MS
>>64316633
literally never unless it's meg lanning
it's why the boundaries are at like three-quarter length
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>>64316643
back to your thread with the rest of your "poomunity"
>right arm medium fast
kek
hooly looks like a spaz
>>64316679
she could medium fast my right arm if you know what I mean
>>64316628
Hamburger Helper playing cricket now I see.
>ferling
>good
HEIGHT BABBY CONFIRMED
LGTSS
>Bitchwide Ferling
>>64316748
>pooling
That was a legitimately good ball. Ferling has a good level of aggression but pretty inaccurate.
W E W
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>>64316788
what an attention seeking bitch
When are the girls playing in Melbourne? Can't be any more than $2 to get in.
>>64316804
proxy off daniel
>>64316804
hey, that's my gf you're talking about
Holly or Ellyse lads?
>>64316817
hey josh
KP so desperate he's playing for the girls as well.
>>64316806
the matches at the albert reserve are free
this keeper is a qt
Taylor a cute.
Fucking Christ what fucking shithouse bowling.
>Australia won't livestream their qts playing meme paddle
good banter in the commentary box
>poo files
is anyyyone going to be watching?
>NOT APPEALING FOR HANDLING THE BALL
FUCKING IDIOTS IT WAS BLATANT AS SHIT
>>64316413
I was fat about a year ago
>womens fielding
>>64316913
unironically Ponting
he was talking about how much he loves supernatural stuff like that and TwinPeaks the other day
also a new twin peaks trailer just came out lads
>>64316938
kek at me
>watching WBBL over PP vs Shit Lanka
get it together /cric/
>this disgusting accent
> I know what I'm doing
JUST
qt santas
>>64316989
I was watching that earlier when the wickets were tumbling but watling and santner were putting me to sleep
GOOSE
>dem glasses
kek at umpiring standards in the bbl
>>64317057
Le glasses girl got jipped there. Those fucking tatts.
>>64317071
female umpires when
HAT TRICK INCOMING
Going to grab some finger buns from Baker's Delight lads
'Tis an awesome thing to see.
>adelaide
>doing anything right
select only one
Jonassen is elite
this commentator steamed about the length of play
>all these full tosses
Is talia Mcgrath related to jane mcgrath?
Is Jane McGrath related to Shane Watson?
lmao this fucking keeper
Is the WBBL streaming lads?
>>64317310
not that I've seen, I don't think any curry can be bothered to watch it
lads I've heard a rumour that Steve Smith is a radical anti-semite
It's all falling apart for PP
>>64317367
The Windies just bit the bullet too
CAUGHT HIM
ON THE LAST BALL, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>>64317387
>CAUGHT HIM
it's "bowled him"
>>64317387
isn't it "bowled him"
>>64317485
I know, but Wagner just got caught on the last ball of the day
>unironically losing to a sub continent team at home
Is Grace Harris related to Ryan Harris?
>>64317549
mother and son
What are you getting for Christmas lads?
>>64317304
McGrath would be absolutely poorious at this ""joke""
>the meme cricket isn't on for another 3 bongs
>>64317507
oh right
well meme'd then
>>64317568
furniture unironically
schutt has a nice action Tbh
>>64317568
socks
Is Patto bowling for Melbourne?
mooney is a qt
>>64317615
no, rested
but he won't be in the ODI squad so he'll play the second half of the season
>>64317580
literally the memest form of cricket is on RIGHT now m8
>>64317615
M Marsh is the only test pace bowler that's playing from memory
>>64317670
>M Marsh
>pace bowler
oxymoron
but you're wrong, NCN is playing, if he counts (which he should since its only a matter of time till Glassinson breaks down)
>>64317698
Best Marsh would unironically be called a fast medium anywhere outside of Australia and South Africa
>>64317715
he bowls a solid 20 kp/h slower than Watson did at his peak
and the cunt is only 23
>>64317734
still doesn't change the facts la
>>64317715
pity he's australian then
>>64317745
gatebro pls
125 kp/h isnt fast-medium anywhere
as a bowler he is very average so he needs to sort out his batting quickly or else he'll be out of the PP tour
Rate my meme that I made lads
>>64317768
literally pee pooland call that fast-medium, just look at Boult
>>64317797
poo peeland is the exception, EVERY SINGLE Test nation except PP, Englel & ZIM have AT LEAST two guys who can bowl 140+
AUS have Starc, Cummins, Pattinson & Coulter-Nile
SA have Morkel, Steyn & Rabada
India have Yadav & Aaron
Shit Lanka have Chameera & Pradeep
PAK have Wahab, Amir & Junaid
Windies have Gabriel & Taylor
Bangladesh have Taskin Ahmed & Rubel Hossain
Englel have nobody
PP have nobody
>>64317868
I'm not even trying to argue that point, marsh is a medium fast
It was just a shitty joke at New Zealand's expense
>>64317886
i know, why do you think I bothered to type that out?
Bangladesh LITERALLY have faster bowlers than New Zealand
kek
KEK
I once installed a gloryhole for RC
> Yeah ok
Andy Maher is literally the shittest cunt I have ever seen.
>>64318009
I'm guessing he's banned again
brisvegas are doing this so easily
>>64318105
he literally made a correct cricket prediction for the first time in his life yesterday and didn't even show up to gloat
>>64318105
negative, just logged on.
Interesting to see no one has capped my successful prediction from last night.
And NZ are getting blown the fuck out, just like I also predicted and everyone has failed to mention again.
>poo shitland try and doctor pitches so they can win
>end up getting skittled
can't make this up, what a meme country
>>64318134
did you end up getting a reply from MWNN on your life-coaching?
> Pooney
Criket.... is ded. Will someone criket monkey?
>>64318134
I cap that your daughter will be better off not knowing you.
Kiwi and ausfags
pls
I need criket
>>64318308
Did u say criket raj? Amaco is closed u punjab dog
is natalie McGrath related to Glenn McGarth?
>""""""""""""""""women's"""""""""""""""" cricket
Why doesn't Joe Root pretend to be a girl and become the Bradman of women's cricket
HOLLY
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>>64318244
Yeah he just gave me some shitty response "hurr Ima gonna post this on forums cause this is hilarious".
>>64318319
Unfortunately that's probably true. I don't think I'm cut out to be a family man, let alone raising a girl.
>>64317868
Wagner, Milne
Boult got it up to 145 last year but since his back injury his speed is fucked
>>64318529
we're talking about test players, not literal whos, or else the Australian list would have been padded out with way more names
>>64318529
Test players, so Milne is out because he will never play Tests.
Wagner averages 135. Calling Wagner a 140+ bowler is like saying Brett Lee was a 160 kp/h bowler
It's about averages. Sure he sends down the odd one at 140kph but not consistently.
Even if he was, Wagner isnt even Kiwi lmao
>>64318529
>Wagner
no
That's like saying fatshit was a fast bowler
>>64318546
literally this
every single big bash team has some cunt bowling 140
kek
if you insult pee pooland's """"quicks"""" you're almost guaranteed a seething and flustered (You) from Daniel
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-12-17/proud-sylvia-a-dee-for-life
How desperate is this shitty excuse for a football club for creating club legends?
It's appropriate MWNN supports this team. I sincerely hope he rips up his Essendon membership and becomes a full time Demons fan.
Hey southern fags
Come to 8sp if you want to actually have fun
This thread looks boring as fucking hell
>>64318635
f*ck you d*ckhead
>>64318635
>8sp
literally what
>>64318646
the 4chan """""killer""""" that's populated by Saxon and his /pol/ friends
>>64318635
kek even 420chan is more relevant than you guys
>>64318658
oh eightchan?
yeah thats a pile of shit
>>64318743
>>64318679
>MUH 4CHAN CLUB
kek, if you want to go by relevance then you all should "literally" be browsing reddit.
I don't go on these other chan boards as I see little point to using them, but bashing someone for their website preference is more childish than following t20 cricket.
>>64317779
you're trying to trigger an elite memester, you will not succeed
creams>whites
>>64318806
>kek, if you want to go by relevance then you all should "literally" be browsing reddit.
I "LITERALLY" do, its basically my gimmick
Reddit is where you go if you actually want to discuss cricket rather than get life "advice" from a Cucktorian high-school dropout criminal.
>>64318824
I'm tipping you are 20 years old and have "literally" only fucked two girls in your life time.
>>64318806
username?
I only browse one board on cripplechan
Guess which one
>>64318864
the gamergate one?
>>64318864
/gamergate/
>>64318852
Why is it the same every time? You get mildly roasted and it's always:
>le you are young and le sexless
Also, giving your story's chronology, you are no older than 28. Also, did you beat Matthew Lloyd in a 1 on 1 match-up before your "terrible injury" or after?
>>64318864
/younglove/
>>64318879
After. You can make up shit about my "narrative" being out of order, but I know who I am and I know what I post is true. I don't know how you accusing me of everything I'm not (high-school dropout, Victorian, even criminal is debatable) counts as "roasting" me.
>>64318896
why did you declare yourself as an atheist on the 18th of May 2013 when you're a very open satanist?
Your narrative is falling apart
>>64318896
It's the furious damage control that tends to point towards the roasting. Continue though, I'm looking forward to hearing about sex you had while paragliding that inspired your idea for the Rhonda/Ketut campaign.
>>64318906
You can be both, dickhead, and I've only come to really embrace my satanic values over this past year or so. Most of my atheist rants in the past were just to get a rise out of some idiots on here, like my Bill Hicks gimmick I was throwing out there for a while. Like I said, they were arbitrary beliefs, but now I'm not so sure. A lot of strange things have been occurring lately, and the more I delve into the philosophical concepts of God and evil, the more I'm starting to figure out what this world is really about.
>>64318926
>this post
>>64318926
I don't even know what to say
LEAVE REALITY CHECK ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN BEING!
>tfw you have a stomach bug and can't fart incase you shit yourself
>>64318955
>implying any of it affects me
I go to bed every night knowing I'm "literally" better than every single one of you here. Your plebshit opinions on what I think have no bearing on my attitude.
>>64318926
your """"narrative""" has LITERALLY fallen into pieces
>>64318968
>i-i dont care what you think
>>64318968
literally poorious
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/big-bash-league-tv-ratings-bbl-sydney-sixers-sydney-thunder/2015-12-18
>The opening match of the KFC Big Bash League's fifth season has been a ratings smash, with more than 1.5 million people tuning in for the Sydney derby between the Thunder and the Sixers.
>A peak audience of 1.05 million watched the run chase in the five major capital cities alone, making it the highest-rating non-finals match in BBL history.
B A S E D B A S H L E A G U E
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>>64319015
>tfw this will never convert across into test viewership
>>64319015
Australia "literally" going to shit, glad I'm out in a way.
>>64319023
>>64319025
In 10 years time the "big three" Australian domestic leagues will be the AFL, NRL & BBL
Lord bless and keep you 4ChanX
>>64319015
>the attention of women and children will literally destroy the future of Australian batting
feels good desu
>>64319031
>NRL
So what can I get you lads?
>>64319031
And since BBL will be on its own and will have the whole country watching it it is possible that it could become bigger than AFL
>>64319047
Just a Sprite Zero m8
how long til meme league match tonight?
>>64319031
and NEVER EVER A-League, wogball BTFO
>>64319032
>MUH FILTER
Casual reminder that bothering to filter someone because they bullied the fuck out of you, only shows how mentally weak you truly are.
do you know why they put a boong on the 2 dollar coin?
>>64319033
>LEEEEEEEEEEE FUGG LE DWENDY DWENDY XDDD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/677809545884794880
Anyone else hate the Ayy league?
You just know those stupid fucks are going to light flares on a total fireban day
>>64319057
When I was a little kid I use to think that was Santa Claus
>>64319058
t. pajeet
>>64319057
do you know why they put a leaf on your flag?
>>64319058
>LE IRONIC SHITPOST XD XD
Nice "life" you have there
>>64319060
does ayy even exist anymore? I haven't heard anyone mention it since high school
>>64319070
freshcunt
>lynn misses every first-class match through "injury" but magically regains fitness just in time for the start of the BBL
>>64319033
who is david warner
>>64319074
Only newfags unironically use "freshcunt"
>>64319077
Warner can temper his batting for test cricket, unlike the rest of the meme20 fucks like Memeswell and shitriques
>>64319077
Some pleb who opens a weak batting order save Steve Smith and only thrives on the roads.
>>64319062
>>64319067
so little kids wouldn't swallow it
>>64319086
t. Seething freshcunt
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>>64319086
Hey RC prove you're not a fat piece of shit by posting a body image
>>64319089
kek
>LE FUGGG LEE VRESH GUNDS XDDXD XD
worst melbourne look pretty solid this year
renegades vs thunder finals desu
>>64319086
we're talking about Warner, not meme shit
F is for family is now streaming
looks like poo
>>64318926
>the more I delve into the philosophical concepts of God and evil, the more I'm starting to figure out what this world is really about.
I hope you didn't write this with a straight face.
Reminder Australia are literally pissing away their batting "talent" on pandering to big strong women and children.
Reminder Australia have produced 1 technically correct batsman in 10 years, with 2 other "young guns" - one who's the worst batsman to average 50 and another who's rotting in the fucking ground.
Reminder Australia are literally obsessed with pyjama cricket yet do not have a single World T20 title, despite half their country having IPL contracts.
Reminder Australian bogans will laugh at the BCCI and ECB for shekelgrubbing but will still unironically shill the Big Pleb League because muh mainstream relevance, while their real cricket team dies a painful death, fed on a stale diet of flat pitches and meme techniques.
>>64319119
poor billy red balls
i love the guy, but I had a feeling this would bomb
How deep does the Reality Check narrative go? Is this the greatest example of performance art in 4chan history?
>>64319076
he LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY skipped Australia A's tour of India to play in the CPL
I'm not even joking
he's basically the wannabee Black Bull Gayle
>>64319130
reminder this same team defeated """"the greatest Pee Pooland team of all time"""" twice in a conclusive series victory
>tfw i wanted to go this game but no one was keen to come with
>>64319141
only the red ball matches, he made in time for the meme stuff ;^)
>>64319157
I would go with you but Ivana may need me to pick her up from Ajay's later
>>64319157
>tfw want to go to next week's game but none of my friends watch griget
It actually makes me fucking furious when someone claims to be Australian and watches fucking wogball played half way across the world
>>64319157
>not going to sporting events by yourself
>>64319015
divide 1.05 million by like 3 since the fat casual bogans that watch this shit usually have it running on 3 different tv sets in their house
>>64319157
>tfw cric singles policy
What happened to Pomersbach?
What happened to Lynn?
What happened to that chucker?
>>64319015
lol z-league getting rekt
>>64316675
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>>64319179
Pomersbach is an english composer.
Lynn is baking pies and cake at the RSA
That chucker is currently NZ's best batsman
>>64319179
lynn is literally captaining brisbane tonight, he's become a full time T20 mercenary
pomersbach was seriously fucked up and quit cricket because he was on literal suicide watch
>Pisson
BASED JOE
Is the Gabba the worst ground?
>>64319221
MCG is
>>64319221
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>>64319221
MCG is the worst
>>64319236
>this flag
>this post
top fucking kek
any cricketers worth following on twitter?
I already follow warney
JUST
>>64319246
warner
>>64319246
KP is alright, he's basically living RC's lie
>>64319261
a lie?
>BBL
>not shit
>>64319253
>Golden Gaytime
literally THE best Ice Cream
>>64319264
there's a rumour that he might be embellishing some details of his existence. Don't pay it much heed
>>64319274
it's all we've got right now
why do BBL umpires look like nightclub bouncers?
BIG
>>64319290
they have to protect themselves from the bogan threat
>>64319290
Because you touch yourself at night
>come from the shittiest part of the shittiest town in the shittiest state of a desert penal colony
>become the 3rd best batsman your country has ever produced
>become a record breaking captain
>win 3(three) World Cups
>becomes your countries highest ever run-scorer, second highest overall
>after retirement spend your time coaching some pooinloo franchise to winning the IPLeL and doing commentary in the Based Bash and betting on dogs
Is there a more based human bean alive than Ricky "GOAT" Ponting?
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64319329
>ponting
>based
Walker's career = over
LE GLASSES MAN
>>64319331
>>64319339
>using a proxy to shitpost
le glasses man
Another west indian who hasn't played a test game for 4 years
XD
>XD
>getting out to X fucking D
>Dan Carter has defeated world-class competition to take home the 2015 BBC Overseas Sports Personality of the Year award.
>Carter triumphed over some of the biggest names in sport, such as Usain Bolt, Jordan Spieth, Novak Djokovic, Katie Ledecky and Serena Williams, after the prestigious award was decided by a public vote for the first time.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11563687
>>64319340
this must've been before the 5 promotions in 3 months, can't blame Ponting for feeling a little intimidated
>>64319246
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not sure if bants or awkward
>>64319379
>LE LOOK HOW IGNORANT I AM XD I LITERALLY DON"T KNOW ANYTHING XDXD XDDDD
>>64319375
>Katie Ledecky
who?
>>64319395
I hope this was ironic
>this awkward, artificial banter
Tipping renegades in a "close" game by 4 wickets.
Why are they plugging this "I'm a celebrity get me out of here!" shit so hard? Looks like absolute fucking bog.
Walker is on literal suicide watch
is this a worse debut than Tahir 0/180?
>>64319418
It's appealing for people who watch big pleb league. Can't blame them for shilling it to their target audience.
>>64319414
FUCK
I had $50 on the renegades
>>64319431
Big pleb league is not a good indicator of a bowler's skill. You know that right?
lol, Chelsea getting BTFO by KFC XD
B L A C K B U L L
L
A
C
K
B
U
L
L
ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP
>leave Brisbane to me
>Ponting incharge of following the "banter"
>>64319458
saxon?
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
Didn't Burns play the last test match against west indies? Can they hop between BBL and Tests like that?
>>64319470
yeh all the batsmen except smith and warner will be playing meme cricket until boxing day
>tfw no curry milf gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL8JXPIJmkI
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64319470
the tests are structured to allow for most of the players to play a few games of meme cricket
Most of the Australian batsmen are playing this week along with Marsh and Coulter Nile, but then they get pulled out once boxing day approaches
>>64319476
One thing I don't like about living here is it's so hard to find a brown girl with nice tits like that. Fuck this I'm going to Bali.
>>64319476
that poor kids hairline. JUST from birth
can trannys play in the WBBL?
Same question for all sports really. Should Bruce Jenner have his olympic medal rescinded because he was a female competing in the male division?
>>64319496
do you know nothing about babies?
it's common for them to be born with a head of hair that looks like a 60 year old man's, only to go bald again
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
BASED PUNTER DROPPING TRUTH BOMBS
lads
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64319502
It's not a newborn, it's a toddler, at least 18 months you degenerate paedo
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64319414
>renegades
Just put $50 on the Heat, thanks
more like Gaythan Queerdon
Based Rimmington
Will Cutting ever play for Australia again?
anyone's channel 1 signal fucking up?
>>64319562
the big bash is fun to watch purely because it reminds me that these international rejects exist
150 is a par score, looks like the Renegades have some work to do
Man the catching has been fucking terrible these past 3 games
nice hands, finchy. lets hope they're softer tonight.
wow, I never have, and now never will drink Somersby cider
>cutting still in beast mode from last season
>>64319574
people forget this but in 2011 Cutting was ahead of both Starc and Pattinson in the pecking order and would have debuted against New Zealand but got injured the week before the Test match
that was the beginning and end of his Test "career"
>you now remember Tim Paine
>>64319668
>he and Ronchi were unironically two major players for the test team after Gilchrist
>>64319676
he was decent tbqh
excellent wicketkeeper and solid technique
probably would have been better than Nevill if he wasnt fucked by injury. he nearly didnt play again after his finger was mangled two years in a row
>a golden bat
BIG
>>64319676
and now Ronchi ran off to Pee Pooland where the keepers are so terrible that he's actually allowed in the touring squad
kek
KEK
K-E-K
BLACK
Red Melbourne have an unironically strong side
>>64319709
>Holly and Chris are at the same venue
>>64319716
B B C
B
C
"haha" - David Warner (attributed)
LITTLE
Cameron "Never Ever" White
Based White is going to make a big score today lads, just you wait
is this the biggest meme of the series?
haha, zerogoose got on the tele
nice meme
>he danced with a couple of daughters of friends of mine
KEK
>daughter of a friend of mine
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Danced with the daughters of a couple of friends of mine
kek
KEK
K E K
What should I buy my Husband's daughter for Christmas lads?
>>64319882
are barbies still a thing?
>>64319882
Flight ticket to Nigeria
>>64319890
Yeah cooked some snags on one last night m8
>>64319882
I'm actually stumped about my nieces, no fucking idea what girls like, at least the autistic nephew will be happy with lego for the next 5 or so years.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>best game show host in the country
>peter helliar is the best comedian in the country
tried to go for a run and my knee shat the bed after five minutes
I hate my body lads
>>64319906
Girls can play with lego too you utter shitlord
>>64319913
you should hate your mind instead, that's what's really holding you back
>>64319913
obese people shouldn't be running
swim instead
>>64319919
I am literally underweight according to my bmi
>>64319914
In the same way they can be engineers and programmers right?
>>64319913
FAT CUNT
Get a bike instead.
>>64319919
But they keep pushing me back in when I come ashore
>>64319923
Nah, those professions are too hard for females.
Medicine on the other hand...
>>64319922
>underweight
>cardio
Eat big and lift some weights you retard
>>64319939
I'm a literal and unironic marathon runner, I don't want to get fat from MUH BULKING
>>64319943
>I'm a literal and unironic marathon runner
>shit knees
kek and kek
>>64319943
>being a spooky skeleton with exploded knees and ankles
kek
KEK
>gf broke up with me
>still not over her
>see on facebook she's fucking chad
>single and alone again
Best way to kill myself lads?
>Britcucks apologising for offensive language
Haw haw
what the fuck is this bowling
>>64319949
Let muslims invade your country
>>64319949
Post pics of ex gf with the lads on /cric/ m8?
>>64319949
KEK, to think you spent THAT much time typing up those lies to feed your massive ego and seek attention on 4chan.
You really are a loser, and you have been EXPOSED as a liar.
You were NOT diagnosed with depression by anyone but yourself.
You are NOT clinically depressed.
You are NOT going through a hard time in your life.
You have NEVER experienced any hardship.
You ARE a young cunt idiot with a massive ego, who pretends to be depressed on 4chan for attention because you have no one in real life to attention seek to because you have alienated yourself by being a delusional vain cunt who thinks he's smart, when you are in fact a retarded idiot who has achieved NOTHING in your life, and you NEVER will.
Stop posting here
Stop coming here.
Stop breathing.
You are absolute human garbage, and a fucking leech on those who are actually worthwhile.
You are nothing and should seriously just kill yourself you retarded piece of shit.
Please reply to this with yet another attention seeking post, you fucking loser.
>>64319949
my ex if going out with a receding hairline, skeleton, hipster glasses beta.
Feels meh to okay.
>>64319964
>someone actually spends their friday night typing up this shit
>>64319964
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I accepted the most donations for the Greens, and I've been involved in numerous detention centre protests, and I have over 300 Scott Ludlam posters. I am trained in making online petitions and I'm the top slactivist in the entire Australia greens party. You are nothing to me but just another liberal shill. I will lobby for more taxes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brogressives across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking taxed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tax you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my lobbying. Not only am I extensively trained in receiving welfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Get Up petitions and I will use them to the full extent to tax your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will tax fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking taxed, kiddo.
>>64319974
It's Sunday night mate
>>64319964
Nice copypasta Matt
>>64319969
the cunt is shorter than me, don't believe /fit/
>>64319974
Freshcunt
>>64319974
fuck off back to /rug/
Well JUST'd Finch
HAPPENING
>>64319414
reminder
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>>64320018
fucking faggot shit poster
calling the janitor right now
>>64320018
I hate having a ho gf too m8
>>64320021
go back to /hoc/, rulekuck
cricket
he is fuckin in
get on with it christ
Steketee on suicide watch
o v e r
v
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>Keketee
kek
KEK
MEMES
>Those dogshit tattoos on the ump
Jesus Christ
NICE MEME
I can't handle all these memes
melbourne wins lol
get rekt brisshit
>>64320068
There's no reason why he wouldn't kill himself. Probably picked when Vettori forgot his glasses.
>phase out and dont pay attention when a west indian is talking
>can't understand a thing they say
Raining in Adelaide lads, feels good.
>reality cuck was close to being right
>tfw can't make fun of him
has Daniel finally lost it lads?
This obsession with a separate Pee Pooland thread when they're not even playing at the same time as Australia is worrying
Is Andrew Fekete related to Mark Steketee?
>>64320103
nice to see you capped my post.
>>64320113
There is "literally" nothing wrong with that. In fact creating separate game threads may be the only thing that can revive the shitty state of /afl/ next year.
>>64320103
sure you can
>>64320113
>being obsessed with daniel
Get a life lad
Why didn't the scores of the subs didn't get counted in fantasy? How the fuck are you supposed to substitute them when the playing XI is locked?
Fuck this fantasy league!
nice tits on ch 10
>>64320233
BIG
>>64320204
iktf desu
>>64320204
they're meant to be people that you substitute in for an injured player or someone on a bye rather than burning one of your two trades on them
>>64320233
>>64320236
flight is a good movie
>>64319703
>Ronchi averages more than any Poo Peelia keeper ever
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64319431
That wasn't Tahir's debut, kys casual
>>64320287
In the one test game he played before getting dropped for being shit?
>>64320274
looks alright, might torrent it
>>64320300
Yeah, I believe it was that one game where he literally dropped the Ashes.
>>64320204
>Why didn't the scores of the subs didn't get counted in fantasy?
Why didn't the scores of the subs count in fantasy?
>>64319253
>Australian """education"""
>>64320321
When you are that mad grammar goes for a toss.
>>64320370
Raping the English language like an unescorted white girl
>Creddit
Literally the fedora of sports
>>64320436
skepta's pretty dope Senpai
officially learning dutch lads
In a matter of years I WILL be having frequent intercourse with dutch girls while using my elite and muscular cricketing brain to carry the Netherlands to test status in 2017
I have literally and unironically spent the last 24 hours on my own, personal heart of darkness by delving into the depths of Reality Check's archived posts.
I have read over 4000 posts spanning a two year period and have compiled some of the biggest bullshit he's spouted on /sp/
>>64321124
That's a good way to spend your time.
>>64321225
This not so much, although you might learn a few things along the way.
>>64321322
how to lie on the internet unconvincingly?
>>64321445
Oh look you got a proxy and somehow that proves I'm not in Indonesia. But seriously I don't give a fuck if anyone here believes me or not, I just want you all to harden the fuck up. Believe it or not, I actually like this poomunity which is why I keep coming back here.
exepoo all pooslime
>>64321529
But nobody likes you back
Time for bed lads
Goodnight /cric/
Lord, it must be horrible being so gauche.
>>64321225
is this the new UTV archiver?
>>64322130
No, this guy is trying to expose Reality Check, he's not in love with him.
>>64322160
>implying the UTV archiver wasn't just memeing to expose how pathetic UTV's "life" was
>>64322309
But in the process he became more pathetic
>>64322309
It was a bit too obsessive to be just a meme, that guy was mentally ill for sure
>the UTV archiver was two and a half years ago
>>64321784
It doesn't matter to me. I just wish the best for all of you.
>>64322410
>daniel furiously checking KYM to find out what that is
>>64322504
Wouldn't a person with such esoteric knowledge, someone who has delved deeply into Alchemical texts appreciate that thoughts become words and that words become actions?
Why would an enlightened being choose to debase anonymous people they had never met as you regularly do?
I don't take this lightly, but perhaps you are a philosophical dilettante?
>>64323699
I appreciate that you're trying to sound smart in front of me, but you just come off as a pleb mate.
As to why I try to "debase" others, well this is my strategy in getting people here to fix themselves.
Actually I believe I probably succeeded as there was a mass exodus from /afl/ last year.
Dear Mr. R Check
Tomorrow I will be enquiring about securing your "life coaching" sessions for myself.
I look forward to reading your future reply on how I can improve my unbased life.
This is literal and unironic.
>>64324069
Another Ad Hom? Another reply that skirts around the central point put forward? Your only response is yet another appeal to authority; the only authority being you?
You wish the best for people, yet offer no advice beyond "stop being you; be me instead."
Knowledge of you is scant, besides the riches, the ruination of your child's psyche, your psychical prowess on the sports ground and on the futon.
How do we become you? If everyone who had read Milton had become a successful person, success would have no meaning. I f every self aggrandizing DJ became a multimillionaire, the currency would be worthless.
>>64325605
>How do we become you?
You can't, but you can become a winner like I am.
>If everyone who had read Milton had become a successful person, success would have no meaning.
This strikes me as a pretty shitty thing to say. Of course success has no meaning. There is "literally" no point to anything. When I worked in advertising I wasn't worried about being a success, I just wanted everyone to buy my shit.
>If every self aggrandizing DJ became a multimillionaire, the currency would be worthless.
In an ideal world currency is worthless. We should be focusing on developing a resource based economy but the Jews are keeping goyim like you in check. They want to further their own species and reduce everyone else to a life of slavery in the future. When global warming overcomes us, their descendants will have the resources to sustain themselves whilst everyone else dies out.
This is where I come in. I spit on the ATO and make a mockery of the idiots who believe they are doing great things for society by targeting my assets.
Most people are delusional and will perceive me as the real criminal here. But just remember that things like the inquisition were supposed to be good for society all those years ago, and how is it perceived now? I am creating a silent revolution, and though I might not win I know at least what I'm doing is righteous and just.
>>64326062
>I wasn't worried about being a success, I just wanted everyone to buy my shit.
Not that guy, but wanting everyone to buy your shit constitutes wanting success in the advertising field. Having people purchase the product/s that you were directly involved in advertising literally is success and wanting that to happen is wanting success in my book.
>>64326345
Obviously I wanted money but I didn't give a fuck about my portfolio or reputation within the industry. It's not the quite same as wanting to be a success.
>>64326863
Making money can be defined as being successful though, it depends on how you personally define success.
>>64327422
So basically you don't have a case, you are just playing semantics.
Anyway last for Matthew 'The GOAT' Lloyd.
pooality check on pooicide watch
walkcunt on suicide watch
statscunt on suicide watch
also new
>>64329369
>>64329369
>>64329369
walkcunt on suicide watch
