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first for profiting in Asia
First for Euan having reconstructive chin surgery soon.
Absolute duckhead
Reminder if you aren't putting £50 on Vincent Kompany FGS before Arsenal v Man City game you are doing it wrong and should give up betting forever
lads lads lads ;)
its friday yet again! what we up to tonight? ;)
>>64307550
Is that Solid Snake?
O3.5 kraut slags game
>>64307591
>he isn't on Bersant Celina
>>64307604
Pmsl unders the bet. Frankfurt tez this season, UAC level staking + and unders every time they play
>>64307591
I put mine on Pablo Maffeo yesterday before he got taken off the list, should I quit betting forever
>tfw the only time you can bet on sports is to bet on horses on the track in the summer
Land of the 'Free'
>>64307591
>he still has a 365
Wish summer bet would fuck off t bh
>>64307633
>he doesn't have friends to make him 365 accounts
>No more EAC games to keep me warm at night
>>64307633
>not being unlimitable
tears
lmao
>>64307657
>tfw no submissive azn qt gf
>>64307633
>not knowing the postman method of constant access to accounts
>>64307676
tears
>>64307676
Is this actually mackers's car
>>64307656
>he hasn't gone through every family member, friend, friend of friends, neighbor and teachers 365
zzz summer bet
>>64307676
Any half decent lawyer can get you off with paying fines like that.
>he hasn't asked his line manager for his bank details
>>64307706
Im at C in the phonebook desu
>>64307706
>he doesn't kill people and use their details to make fresh 365 accounts
>>64307695
Aye
>He hasn't seduced a bet365 staff member who turns a blind eye
>>64307591
but what if he's picked
is there really no chance
>>64307711
>Avoid £50 parking fine
>Pay lawyer £200 minimum to do so
I don't think so shlomo
>he doesn't sleep with men in exchange for clean 365 accounts
>>64307790
Then you better hope you scores first.
How much are you selling your 365 account for?
>>64307550
>>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
>http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Beyond complicated
>>64307790
He's confirmed out injured
>>64307591
Sorry friend I was too shrewd and got on a much better option before it was removed. Perhaps you are the one who should give up betting forever.
>>64307832
Who did you get on? Kompany is out injured so no way he plays
>>64307614
>>64307627
>>64307832
6 and half a dozen lids no need to get so touchy. Not everyone cares about a poxy £50 risk free to stake days in advance. But thanks for the easy yoos
>>64307803
>How much are you selling your 365 account for?
make an offer
>>64307941
Give you a tenner and a couple of Mars bars
>>64307619
...
>>64307749
>he hasn't bullied 365 chat blokes into obedience and free moneys in dire times
do you even value?
>>64307604
C O M F Y
small on osnabruck @6
they need 3 points like A I R, odds dropped pre-game and are dropping now after they conceded
>>64308049
Stuttgart need 3 points like A I R too, they haven't won since September
>>64308049
>>64308087
this ends with a draw desu lids
MASSIVE DANGER
>>64308117
zzzz already posted
cant believe there's two of you pushing this dire gimmick
In light of Asianodds being complete amateurs, what other services are similar?
>>64308087
they don't need points lad, my inside source tells me they're in a cult and commiting mass suicide within a few months
i'm also on o1.5 @2.4 in the union berlin match from HT, call me crazy but i see it as a coin flip this one t b h
>>64308252
Post Betfair p&l
>>64308097
>>64308087
osnabruck absolutely dominant since after they conceded
stuttgart trainer already mixing up the poisonous concoction they'll use to reach the astral planes in the locker room at half time
Do you even NHL?
Carolina - Florida 2
Pittsburgh +2 - Boston X
Washington - Tampa Bay +2 X
Winnipeg - NYR 1
You're welcome.
>>64308272
Please have sex.
>>64308378
Was actually watching this match with /bet/
>>64308378
I remember this;
>Chelsea team is pretty strong
>NYRB team is all reserves
>everyone backs Chelsea for that value
>they get BTFO anyway
>>64308378
Trigger warnings please, you fucking cunt
whats the Holland slags bet?
>>64308406
>I remember this
it wasn't long ago.
>they get BTFO
Except HT backers
>>64308406
I remember it a bit more vividly
>Chelsea team is pretty strong
>NYRB team is all reserves
>Going LARGE
>Dominate fh but just missing chances so rebacking more
>NYRB sub reserves for 16 year olds
>reback some more
>Chelsea shit the bed and I end up DAFC
>>64307631
I'm an American and can LEGALLY bet from the comfort of my phone TEARS if your in a 3rd tier state m8
>stuttgart suicide pact as predicted, conceded right out of the locker rooms
>union berlin bringing in oxygen and hope
looking good, keeping the oxygen mask on for the remainder of the berlin match, not quite there yet
Evenin' BetBuddies.
Brest @ 2.4 desu
>>64308642
Please go to reddit.
Still a little shaken from having Rockets Lakers O194.5 last night lids.
>>64308642
1-0 Brest :^)
>>64308766
?
>>64308820
Reddit. They have a betting section and you would fit in there more.
https://twitter.com/lucyjxmes/status/677910655555510272
>chelsea fans
>>64308642
on 10£, looking good
>>64308867
Why are Brits so obsessed with turning everything into a song?
>>64308909
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
Cardiff SW trust me
>>64308929
Got some black guy on fiverr to rap this btw, will post on Christmas day.
>>64308959
Have you heard it? Does it sound correct?
>>64308959
please make sure the beginning is perfect anon, most important part
are you gonna slap a beat under it family?
TNS - TNS HT/FT @1.9
been waiting ALL DAY for a game to come in play and it hasn't
I am RAGING
Got a £5 free bet, lads.
What do you think of my selections? Could net me £860
>>64309047
Southampton/tottenham will be a draw
>>64308942
I just did BTTS and Shalke SW dbl desu
>>64309028
Why?
>>64309059
Interesting. That would get me over a grand.
What about the other selections? They all seem solid enough apart from Leicester/Everton which is hard to call imo
Lokeren v Zultte, In-play.
Zultte just scored a peno and have now just got a man sent off. Markets haven't opened yet, keeping an eye on it. Lokeren are pressuring though.
>>64309163
>red cards don't get factored into the price
Begone child.
>90 minute equalisers
lovely, least it was a small but missing long odds by a hair's length amplifies the pain
>>64309180
>assuming
>>64309195
No its fact.
>>64309214
wtb
What have I done wrong here?
I can feel it in my waters that Jon Toral will score.
>>64309292
You didn't choose the Niners
>>64309292
you fell for a meme
>>64309292
Staked too little.
Bet365 removed today's matches, rip
If you find a bookie with odds for Colombia-Paraguay and Uruguay-Chile I can say if they're value or not
When should I be looking at in-play basketball overs/unders/handicaps?
>>64309358
Which sport
>>64309390
ping pong
>>64309398
>tfw no swedish ping pong tips
Can't stop blowing off
>>64309426
Not sure what you mean by this desu mate
Can't stop trumping
>Brest
>tfw no gf
Futsal
Shagger
I put money on birmingham nice and shalke all winning. Birmingham have been pretty utter shit, did I fuck up?
>>64309390
Is this the new gimmick? Not sure how I feel about it
>>64309599
There is still 45mins+ on all games left to play m8
Guys, i found a fool proof way to make money on table tennis. Just bet on the chinese guy.
>you will never follow a Gooz tip
feels good
>>64309740
:^)
so many slugs in Kurts group now
zzzzzzzzz
>>64309812
How many are in it? Is it any good?
>>64309830
133 atm
I'd say it's worth it. Hasn't been a bet in a couple of days, but its's certainly quality over quantity (something Mackers needs to learn tbf)
>yfw you realise kurt and is simultaneously shitposting on a british proxy, advertising his group and then coming here on his maltese IP pretending he's not an oldfag and asking his british proxy to stop leaking tips
what a mastermind
>>64309830
Good bets, shite comments
#slugs
>>64309888
LOVE to test danny robinsons chin
>>64309888
How do all these people in all these groups make money after fees? Accounts get restricted after about 2 bets and hardly any are in Asia.
>>64309914
>after fees
Kurts group is a fiver m9
>>64309888
>ittttttt
>>64309914
>Accounts get restricted after about 2 bets
zzzz
If your accounts go in 2 bets, you are either doing something wrong, or staking literally thousands at a time and therefore won't need to be on these kind of bets
>>64309913
This.
Mackers just PMd me on FB. He has an insane bet lined up. Special stake. Info is untouched. Shaking. Should be up in about an hour.
>>64309974
k Joe
>>64309974
Hi Joe
Alesha Dixon SO fit
>>64310001
pmsl, not Joe. I am his mediator between /bet/ and PGA cause he knows I post here.
Gonna try to work out some agreement so we can work together instead of being at war.
Would love to know the eye watering amounts that Joe is up
you now remember when joe gave the UCD info to luxton but couldn't get any money on himself, and luxton then took the acclaim for such a world world bet from his followers and gave joe zero credit
>>64310025
Joe isnt up that much. He stakes too conservatively.
Euan is probably up more at this point.
>>64310037
Lux said he would stake for him but didn't
>>64310007
>niggers
>fit
ok mate sure. Love to test your brittle little chin.
What's Mattis up to now? Left his job to bet Lux/mackers bets and was making a decent living from it. Love to know what employment he's in now.
I know you read this thread Mattis so please, make yourself known.
>>64310072
>pointy ears
>crap hair
>horrific Christmas jumper
>javelin arms
2/10 would not bang
Just made it to 50k profit for the year. Over the moon :^)
>>64310099
Post betfair p&l
Only averaging £59.22 a day so far this month zzzz
>>64310094
Overdosed :(
>>64310094
He's working in a KFC.
>>64310094
I'm working part time in a pub atm, nothing too fancy.
>>64307524
Imagine not being on this
>>64310144
490/day here
zzz
>>64310097
>javelin arms
had a good chuckle
>on o154.5 in the ludwigsburg match
>looking hopeless, suddenly OT
>OT sweaty as fuck
>suddenly 2nd OT
A I R
>>64310072
Hard to believe she's 37.
Halfys age so well
Need a Morton winner like AIR
goddamn darts is fun to watch. World championships on now. Pallet is looking good and will probably win it. Still the underdog.
anyone need a cardiff goal? If I put money on Birmingham, they will score. It's almost a guarantee at this point.
>>64310316
can you put some money on birmingham for me mate
>>64310316
No pls m8, I have money on birmingham and im praying they dont fuck it up
monroe confirmed out lads, absolute tears if you aren't lumping SUMS on the warriors spread, they'll eat em up
>>64310346
here you go.
>>64310349
sorry. Cardiff goal incoming.
>>64310366
You have come in at the final moments of 2015 to steal the award for 'Worst /bet/ gimmick of 2015' well done.
>>64310409
This, as someone who has put in beyond EFFORT bringing some of the FINEST gimmicks to /bet/ over the last couple of years. I am DISGUSTED and REPULSED by this LAZY, FLIPPANT so called gimmick.
>>64310366
>>64310395
this gimmick is a danger, a significant danger
>>64310444
>>64310409
Dangers the pair of you
>>64310358
reminder that the odds are slashing like a motherfucker and you aren't getting on the mainstream SPECIAL
let me make it quick for you
>gsw went back to usual and bucks went back to shit
>monroe and home crowd were huge factors in the bucks win
>probably don't have to talk about motivation here, warriors will run up the score like the vengeful niggers they are and bucks have completed their mission when they broke the streak and will bend over
i don't even think waiting for in-play is rational at this point
>>64310478
You're a real danger you know that lid?
James Mckeown
19 December 2011
*Girl*
23:17
Awww bless him yeah! Just hope she turns out right for him! Haha but hay he's not intrested in me anyways just wants fun with me and wants to get know her more! Haha soo alll good but FairPlay to em both! So do ya drive
James Mckeown
yeh got a punto, u?
*Girl*
Nah I don't ATM soon tho lol
Shud come pick me up sometime baba wink emoticon
Chat conversation end
Getting scared now fuck sakes she would honestly break my banjo, not keen.
>>64310494
>break my banjo
what did he mean by this?
>>64310530
lol
>>64310478
unders could be a decent bet, no way the bucks get near 100 points and steph will sit out the 4th quarter if its a blowout
>>64310530
rip your frenulum on your knob
i can tell you from first hand experience it's not nice.
>>64310493
it's dangerous not special steaking warriors lid
>The rematch between the Golden State Warriors and the Milwaukee Bucks has received a great deal of attention. The Warriors have publicly shamed the Bucks for their celebration after the victory, with reigning MVP Stephen Curry telling reporters that his team does “remember that stuff”.
curry absolutely fuming, can't wait to shit on a nigga
So many MASSIVE DANGERS in /bet/ right now.
Same amerifat who bet on birmingham nice and shalke. It was a soccer special on bovada, how do the bookies make money off this if there is an only a yes option? are they just risking to lose a lot of money?
Also pic related
>>64310597
>le trying to force a shitty meme man
Please go out tonight find a bird and have sex.
>>64310574
On with an EXTRA LARGE. Will be shaking during the entire Star Wars showing at the mountains of shekels awaiting me when I leave the theater.
>>64310703
They make money because usually one of the teams lets the bet down
>just realised it's only been 10 days since that late unibet withdrawal of 50 euros arrived after losing my roll
>it was the day of the utd in-play offer and i hit that 3-2 cs for 200 euros
>now if gsw cover i'll go a bit over 1k
it's like a dream lads
>>64310710
Cheers for boosting box offices figures lid NEED it to rekt Avashit
>>64310747
Don't worry lid, will go again on Sunday. Bookies CLUELESS.
btw, trinidad is on, sando vs police, last round sando shipped 6 and police scored 6, i think several fellows here got on the right side of the train, line is at -1.75, taking it medium now, hopefully we'll get an even rball early and the twitchers get on the +
wew lads, gonna be sweating more than usual today.
supposed to get to 44°C later today.
>>64310822
Shaking at the thought
>>64310822
shit forgot to check the conditions, rainy weather and an ''uneven and cutting up'' field
reckon police should still win by 2 but i'd be careful, unders tempting but sando's defence is horrible so it's a tough one
>you didnt get on pallett in darts @3.50
>>64310836
Spew
>>64310822
After 5 seconds of looking at Soccerway I see 0 chance of this losing. ON HUGE.
>>64310873
Unreal composure from the lad desu
>>64310912
i got on him early. Then he looked to lose so I closed it angrily. Then I go back to bet365 and I have the winnings. Nice surprise.
>Deposit
>Already down more than half of what I deposited
Gotta learn bankroll management better.
>>64310941
Darts so stressful, must be good to trade with the way odds can move so much
>>64310941
Darts so stressful, must be good to trade with the way odds can move so much
>>64310910
last game was a bit funny, sando were closer than i hoped for in attacks and shots but still conceded 6 and didn't score
don't think this is bad for us as it speaks about the lack of quality and will most likely affect their motivation negatively
already 4 shots in 5 minutes lel, doesn't look like the pitch/weather is that bad
>>64310964
just bet 2%. Gets you 50bets if they all lose. Don't go for massive wins, it's the surefire way to lose it all. Don't try to make it an income. Just do it for fun and to make games more interesting.
>>64310964
just look for tips online (from here or covers.com,etc) for a whole month while you making imaginary bets while keeping track
eventually after making imaginary units, you can make real bets and win
MVG 1.005 to win
kek
>>64311019
Ayy
Go for highest checkout o. 118.5 @1.83
>>64311019
going LARGE on an MVG & Golden State double @ 1.01
>>64311019
got on rene for $1. lol. He might come out and BTFO of MVG at the start and I can bet on him . If not, I lose $1.
>>64311042
topkek
>>64311019
If anyone can get 1.01 it's genuinely value. It's a 1.001 shot.
>Kurt stealing and tipping Slovakia his tip
Embarrassing tbqh.
>mara only opening a couple handi markets on police
b-b-but muh tenners, i need to put more in
>>64311041
le yellow fever dane
>>64311146
Reporting you for tip leaking lid
>not taking eidams u0.5 180s
o-ok police I'm ready for the goals
IMAGINE if it drops to -1
that rball is downright disgusting, shaking at the thought of how many goals the cheeky sandos concede
>inb4 rain doesn't stop and water goes to waist level and it ends 0-0
>>64311199
He's had quite some 140 so i wouldn't go for it.
>>64311192
Would love to test your greasy cheetos coated chin lid.
111111111
MOUNTAIN A I R
woop woop it's the sound of the police woop woop it's the sound of the police woop woop it's the sound of the police woop woop it's the sound of the police woop woop it's the sound of the police
K U R T
>>64311307
Is this game in Asia or yet another bubblegum rball bet?
>>64311199
I told you so, toque
>>64311307
>yfw i'm actually kurt's third persona after himself and the fake brit leaker
>>64311331
zzz
>>64311455
>dackers on
fuck off lad i don't need no curses
>25 quid a month to follow an addict's bets that he gets off a trinidadian cocktail making website
>>64311523
he's not on, he has no bookie accounts.
>>64310094
This actually made me reback. It sounds like a mistake desu
>>64311523
wasnt it a tenner a month like 10 months ago? And he was more profitable back then
>>64311538
had me worried there
wonder how many shots on target can they get in t b h, they did come out really hungry in the 2nd the last match if i remember correctly
1 more before HT would alleviate muscle spasms
fuck. eidams won a set? was paying $9 +2.5. Was tempted to put money on but backed out.
TEARS
stupidly huge loss chase on Police
if this loses it's all over desu
>Police efficiency
>MVG
I AM P M S L
MVG @ 1.015
SHAKING at this value, BOOKIES CLUELESS
can someone post that "life without gambling is nothing" picture?
>12 shots on target
>1 goal
oxygen
NEED 3 second half police goals. Heads already gone.
EIDAMS LEGEND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCol_PGIQ0
>mfw this underdog comeback
MVG ON SUICIDE WATCH
turning off browser, too sweaty, checking back in about half an hour
>he didnt bet $1 on Eidams
>>64311727
wew lad bit overboard on the line. rball was surreal but you taking things too far
>>64311811
Could have got 100+ on bf you absolute danger
>>64311811
It was 220 on BF
lmfao paddy mcguiness
Darts >>> any other sport
S H A K I N G
>>64311884
>darts
>sport
>>64311912
zzz
Get a life you absolute danger
Eidam put up a hell of a fight though. Still got up on over 5.5 180's. Eidam coming back won me that one.
>7 nation army starts playing
who is this cumrag interviewing big eidams?
>Suddenly /bet/ is an expert on darts when there is nothing else on
>>64312013
you're welcome. I'm loving all these low sports. Lawn Bowls is tons of fun. now darts.
I'm on overs on Guptill in NZvsSL (I'm on a halfer atm)
Day 2 is the best day for batting. Ball isn't swinging or seaming, runs to be made. if Guptill doesn't get them Kane will.
such a weird looking bloke van gerwen
>>64312013
Nick Goff @nickgoff79 Dec 17 Stratford, London
Anyone who watches first 2 rounds of the darts is trying too hard. Bunch of unknown fat chaps bunging 26's & 41's. Last 16 it gets watchable
Clueless
Police goal when
>>64312126
Got a bad feeling about this
>>64312146
Special stake on this because of dacers, will cry if lost
>>64312045
wew might have to double up
Guppy is going bonkers
police fc giving me a squeaky bum
>>64312167
>>64312146
>>64312126
>0 shots on target since halftime
its ogre
>>64312201
yeah I cashed out
Imagine not being on Mount Union -6 tonight
Police pls
Don't do this Police, I've had the most awful week. Don't do this to me, I don't deserve to be down this much, I'm a good man
Going for a shower, getting down on my knees, and praying.
heads gone
1-1
POLICE BACKERS DAC
Head's gone
please don't make me get an ACAB tattoo
need a police goal like A I R
Thinking of using a 2nd sports book, already use bodog what would be a good compliment to it
>>64312387
this scared noone, everyone is glued to rball, everyone who's a man atleast
>>64312410
Probably bet365 as a canuck
down on life
suicide tomorrow
just begging for a refund at this point, dackers tainted this with his curse
>>64312410
365, betfair
>>64307595
beers and bong @ mates watching epl
police
poughlease
puhlease
please
Can only pray Danny Robinson was also on.
>>64312520
Of course he was, the addict.
>dangerous attack
>odds suspend
pls
SUSP
>that 87th minute suspension on a police DA
>that cold feeling that increases every second as it becomes clearer it's not a goal
>>64312574
>>64312581
Its SUSP for minutes now, think is fake
It will be a penalty and they will miss.
AIR
A I R
I
R
A I R E
I
R
E
A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R A I R
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL
refund bois
>>64312610
Goal, not on, spew
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Bubblegum babbys making their fivers slaving and acting as if they're shrewd
zzz
Managed to cash out my -1.75 for a tiny bit more than stake and now looking like my reback on -1 is getting a refund, can't believe I'm celebrating a refund ffs
>>64312631
This. It's getting annoying now desu.
>>64312631
*grubby fivers
Where the Uruguay basketball tips at?
And before you ask, yes i am the swede with the big roll.
>>64312631
IMAGINE revelling in making money off bubblegums as if it was sort of talent.
p m s l
>>64312670
post your last five bets lid
angry britanons stay seething
you lads were on from 1-0 or something? s m h
*unsheathes katana*
*shadow steps behind shitposters*
Nuthin personell liddos, you said you wanted to see an edge in asia here it is...
>lost my keycard that I've had for 3 years
>can't remember number
>still remember keycard from five years ago
can't deposit funds senpai. ive got the x's in XXXX-XXXX-YYYY-XXXX, the expiry and the security number. cant remember those 4 digits.
>>64312690
SCM Oran -1.25
Laci -0.5
Celtic u20 HT
ASO Chlef +1.25
Essen W +1
smacked unders in the trinidad match being played now, two teams with decent defense and skewed goals per game due to blowouts against trash teams
plus if the goddamn police barely got 2 goals from all those shots in these treacherous conditions, i can't imagine more goals being scored here
Howdy, /bet/.
Rate my bet for the night pls.
>Bucks
why? its literally about to be a massacre at oracle tonight
>>64312815
>>64312826
Meant to quote you m8
>>64312815
you got a good +# for cucks. 76ers are gonna win. And wtf is Mas de? Overs? if it's overs, you are gonna lose that too.
>>64312815
>ticking off matches on flashscore halfway into the warriors second quarter/10
>>64312357
Down £16, I'll take it.
r8 my accy
in this post
>>64312972
>not betting on the based nuggets
amateur tbqf
>>64312992
this, with mudishit benched their offense is clicking
any wind today ? :^^^)
Can't stop laughing at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E27EHfLzNaM
Honestly not a nerd but this is amazing
wtnbab lads?
>>64313073
>>/v/
pacers/nets 2nd quarter is gonna be big. get on overs.
Whats everyone on this weekend? need nothing but WINS please
>St Thomas Minn touchdown
done it all wrong, heads gone etc etc
>>64313113
how far over? it's suspended right now on my bookie
Gonna get drunk then go LARGE on some NZ slags football in a bit. I assume its still on.
>>64313148
Got them right where they want them
>>64313150
its on 50 now, which is good value. Nets are gonna go on a run after their 10 misses in a row.
>>64313142
Temple Road 12:35 Lingfield tomorrow, literally doesn't lose
ameribets will lead us to the dark side
>>64312045
>he got out on the 50
surreal
BRISBANE ROAR
betfair doesn't carry wind :((((
Only found value in Malvin winner
Goes would've been value if bookies didn't underestimate Defensor so much. 14 is value
I'll wait for a 15.5 on Larre. Welcome has no value, it only was Jews small minus
head is gone need air in tears want diseases
Trouville small minus/sw is good to go
>>64313386
won't be with you on this as i'm still waiting for either a card withdrawal or a skrill unsuspension, no shekels on 365
>>64313177
cheers lid
Kings -2
Nuggets +6
Spurs -9
These are bets get on or get lost
>>64313288
shaking
winning literally dollars on nba. betting unders in the 3rd quarter. Nets are gonna drop off now and get dominated.
Didn't tip earlier because I was with the slags. It wil never cease to amaze me how bad women are at sports
manawatu sw still @5 on mara, last match day, might take a shot at overs if there's not a goal in 10 minutes or so
Pretty sure St. Thomas' QB would struggle to beat a distracted toddler in a footrace
>14-14
o-ok enough messing around kids
>illegal forward handling of the kick
that's a new one
>tfw trinidad unders
>>64313607
+1 looks WORLD
>>64313763
>>64313607
mackers tipped +1 large. Impossible to get a large on tho.
Imagine getting paid to tip 365 slip ups with £2.50 lays. Piece of piss this tipster lark.
>>64313825
FUCK
>>64313763
pretty funny 10 minutes ago mara had them @5 and 365 around 3.50 maybe even less and now it's flipped
having a go at adelaide +0.5 also, seems quite common in this league where a team losing by 4+ concedes a couple goals later
>>64313756
very uncomfortable, NEEDED that goalless fh
get off this board mackers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64313825
it went back up for some reason
I got +1 @1.9 just after I posted that.
>Mackers is on
FFS
365 trader getting sacked in the morning
How do people find these games.
What is manawa? ai tried google, nothing
>>64313887
>tfw got the DC @2.35 and hedged waitakere sw @2.30 with a little help from uncle mack and his army of collective smack
>>64313864
can cash out stake right now
dont know if i can handle the last 10 minutes plus 8 minutes of inury time
>adelaide conceding 5th goal from 6th shot on goal right out of the locker room
lyl what are those lads doing
Why is jewvada not showing the nba gamelines?
>>64313910
literally on 365
>>64314004
>spotty faced aussie teenagers in charge of having any mental fortitude
>>64313983
market suspended just as i clicked cash out button
'no'
cashing out is -ev lids, though given the rball i maybe would consider it, if it wasnt on a soaked pitch with a 2-0 lead
not like i can cash out on mara anyway, but i wouldn't. and i don't give a damn if they score a 3rd seconds after this post and i get greentexted
>adelaide
manawatu losing 2-0 would be conclusive scientific proof that mackers is cursed
So Euan thinks horse betting is for mugs, been laughing all day at the simpleton desu. If you learn horses and can get around account closures they are profit for life, at least untill bookmakers invest more outside of rigid mathematical models.
>the sideline reporter in the Mt. Union St. Thomas game
would smash
tfw fresh sheets
Nets need to fuck off
![RTEmagicC_Contamination_Ozygen-air-gas.jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OKIuKKg.jpg "RTEmagicC Contamination Ozygen-air-gas [1]")
to be honest
>>64314123
Wow you've already tracked down her insta eh mate?
>>64314225
Twitter, but it's all the same I guess
UFC tomorrow night.
Schevkenko & Kowlkiewicz are both underdogs tomorrow.
Schevkenko is a 17 time Muay Thai world champion with a 56-2 record, in which she defeated Joanna the current champ THREE TIMES.
Kowlkiewicz is an undefeated 7-0 Polish bird against 5-3 old ass iraqi Markos, who's only win in the UFC came against one of the worst fighters I've ever seen; Aisling Daly, by decision.
You literally could not make easier money. Thank me later.
adelaide have lost the plot
FUCK OFF MACKERS
Classic Mackers
>tfw no big papa jwest to spoonfeed me japanese slags cup bets
why even live
also
>dackers
thanks for the hedge lad
Brisbane 9th when?
dafc
>>64314419
kek, really questioning why i didn't get on brisbane but whatever
ironically enough i read a match preview where they had a few words with the coach and he was talking of great mood and confidence coming into the match
didn't really work out for those cunts now did it
>getting BTFO on your homecourt by a team that hadn't beaten a division I team all year and last it's last game to a DII team
Big East basketball ladies and gentlemen
>stopped backing brisbane cause i assumed theyd stop scoring
zzzzzzzz
manawatu goal fucking when
>>64314476
I looked at it at 0-0 early on and the rball was nice but something made me think it wasn't worth it so I held off. Next thing I knew it was 6-0 just after 2nd half started but I've been on -0.5 and -0.25 since then and both are in already so I don't feel too bad about it.
THE CITY OF MACKERS
>got dangered on 0 in the first half
>rebacked but obv didnt score again that half
>didnt look at the game second half
lmfao
>>64314487
Need death desu
>>64314482
St Johns? Lost a large on that game
>>64314543
Lost a small on it. Just imagine that though. How they have 7 wins this year is beyond me
James Dackeown
>>64314549
college kids innit
*laughs*
PGA?
few tears rolling down my face
fucking cursed twat
I am literally FUMING.
Mackers is genuinely cursed. I will fucking stab him if he steals another /bet/ tip.
NEED pga caps
just smashed my room up
James Mckeown If I hadn't tipped large when +0.5 was 1.32 compared to +1 at 1.925 Bet365 I wouldn't have been doing my job properly, not just a blind slave either betting off just the rball/line difference, I had done the lineups etc. 0 of 7 Waitakere scorers this season starting. Couldn't have done much more just dafc.
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>>64314627
prob took about 12 quid to knock the price down on maxbet
i am sincerely sorry for everyone's losses but the writings were on the wall, overs was THE mackers-proof bet
would have been 2-1 for manawatu if it wasn't for da voodoo though
sometimes it's better to go small on a sw rather than medium/large on the + though lads
These American footballer players look young as fuck
>>64314627
Fuck off you cunt I know you are reading this thread.
I will hunt you down you prick.
>>64314655
It was objectively a good bet mate. Mackers ruined it.
>>64314682
That's because they're teenagers m8
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAd4kNqe-s
BASED UNION
>>64314714
i am not a superficial man but the fact that i saw mackers get on it made me go crazy on the overs, would have probably profited less or maybe even would have been down if he wouldn't get his slimy little fingers into this
how are all these down under cunts so clinical today though? must have drained police's energy
>all those thick solid 7 midwestern college girls
>>64314814
what are we watching brother? need a fap while i'm in front.
>tfw will never be born in 'merica and brought up to be a high school football star
ffs
>>64314854
mount union game
>that PI call
NFL replacement ref tier
>>64314880
m8 pls stop
being a college QB must be the GOAT lifestyle
Whats everybody lost the most on since December started?
Americans need not reply, not trying to be rude but there is a specific reason I'm asking that I'll get into eventually.
>>64314897
>that touchdown
fuck this gay sport are you serious
>that td
fuck off.
>tfw get on Mackers his admin in the middle of The Force Awakens
>Han Solo says "I have a bad feeling about this."
>Panic.
>Spent the rest of the movie rebacking that Australian train
Feels comfy to be on the light side.
>>64314940
>>64314958
Can't help but 'ave a giggle
>>64314964
Noice. Spent your Benilde winnings yet?
Absolute state of that cheerleader
>>64314964
>>64314981
Also Filipino games going into playoffs now. Draw is Beda Benilde playing again in one semi and Arellano vs Lyceum in the other. Not a big fan of those match ups but they don't play until new year.
>tfw no more angry engineers
>>64314981
Spent a chunk of it on Mackers his admin.
The rest of it will be spend when I'm taking out this qt3.14 on sunday.:^)
>>64314932
either that 2-0 canada slags game or tirgu mures slags game with the 10 corners in 15 minutes then 1 for the rest of the game meme, along with surreal DAs and few early goals made me lump on irresponsibly
LETS GO HEAT
>tfw you know the Union collapse is coming and theres nothing you can do
>>64315056
momentums clearly shifted
>>64315082
If I lose this heat bet Im going to hate canadians for the rest of my life
What is Mackers address?
Going to go pay him a visit 100% serious.
>>64315094
the fuck did i do
>>64315109
>read that in mcnutty's voice
Need to rewatch The Wire like air
>>64315109
>Raptors
>toronto
>canada
>Attempting a fake field goal from 49 yards in a windstorm on 4th and 12
>Pound the rock
James Mckeown Today depends on Richmond not losing 14 or more in College ball.
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pmsl.
>>64315251
LEL
UFC bet for tomorrow
Myles Jury @ 1.66 vs Charles Oliveira
Oliveira missed weight by quite a bit which is never a good sign
>>64315251
Huge addict
>>64315277
doesnt that mean he will come in heavier than jury and be at an advantage? Is oliveira a wrestlefucker?
>>64315251
Literally a soccerway tier bet. They're gonna get BTFO
>you will never bang a Miami Heat cheerleader
>>64315251
whats with this guy bro
won my three bets today
Hebraica -3.5 (83-74)
Trouville -1.5 (80-71)
Malvin SW (79-77)
very comfy
Imagine not backing a team that has made the DIII championship game the past decade straight. Imagine.
>>64315317
He might have a slight size advantage but this is Jury's FW debut after dropping down from LW so he won't at a size disadvantage, as they rehydrated after the weigh ins anyway (maybe Oliveira will be heavier but I doubt anything significant). Also the fact the Oliveira came in overweight might mean that he had injury or just that the weight cut was rough, which might hinder his performance (Oliveira missed weight twice before, winning once and losing once). Oliveira is a grappler by not a wrestlerfucker, Jury probably has an edge in pure wrestling but Oliveira has better BJJ.
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
ffs can the raptors just lose pls
>>64315403
Can you even bet on DIII?
need bulls/piston points like air.
>>64315543
need OT like A I R
>>64315499
Sure can lad
W-what the fug was that
>>64315573
what do you need? I got on at over 204.5, so its looking good.
>>64315604
just on football? what other college sports you can bet on?
>>64315499
what is DII?
>>64315757
a lot? Volleyball, Basketball, Football.
Ameribets absolutely surreal. Cheers lid.
>>64315780
Division 2
>warriors bucks game starting
oh shit I just saw the swede posting, hopefully you could see my tips and hop on some, matches had several opportunities -albeit none reached sure money status
NEED Bulls to cover 4 points in OT like A I R
>>64315881
put a cheeky 5 on bulls. Let's go cunts.
FUCING CHICAGO BULLS FUCKING FAGGOTS
>muh revenge game
double OT. Shaking.
>>64315881
NEED Bulls to cover 4 points in double OT like A I R
>bulls
I want off this wild ride
>>64316180
>games are 5 minutes long
>overs/unders is 218.5
please stop scoring.
>>64315827
>monroe is actually playing
i feel rused, stumbled upon a bucks fanclub fresh twitter post, a sports news site claimed he was confirmed out and the odds started dropping hard around that time
well this doesn't look good, off to bed now
JUST SCORE BULLS YOU CUNTS
>>64315251
tears get fucked mackers :^)
>>64316196
NEED Bulls to cover 4 points in triple OT like A I R
>bulls in charge of keeping the lead
>tfw didnt tip overs on 250points
got on under 226.5 in GS/Bucks game. surely they can't keep up with that. TEARS if OT.
>Triple over time
I really will never bet on this team ever again.
>steph, bogut and green with early fouls
>the city of golden state
>>64316614
dont tell me you got on -18
>into 27th overtime
>>64316395
NEED Bulls to cover 4 points in quadruple OT like A I R
Oh boy time for quadruple overtime!
J U S T
>ANOTHER OVERTIME
meme sport
>>64316648
>>64316654
>>64316667
lel
>didn't prestake o260
For what purpose
so chicago loses tomorrow? 16 overtimes can't be good for them.
>>64316695
laying the fuck out of the bulls
The bulls are the worst team in NBA. Down so much
who /rootingforanotherOT/ here
bulls are done.
>>64316764
Nah it's over. Worthless cucks.
>THE CITY OF SHITCAGO
NEVER TRUSTING THIS TEAM AGAIN
>got a sheeky 5 on pistons when it was @6
feels good nigga
>>64316826
>racism
>warriors still only paying 1.10
>bucks at 6.50
nuggets in charge of getting 1 pt for their 0:7.5 hc
>there are people who literally got on GSW -18
>>64316875
warriors will 100% win but the opening line was ridiculous
>muh revenge
bookies unironically clueless
Broke even for the entire year. Tears xD
>>64316934
Please have sex in 2016
>5th OT
>>64316945
no thx
jimmy butler is so fucking clutch holy shit
DONT FUCK THIS SHIT UP PISTONS
>>64316974
jesus christ pablo
>>64317003
Had 18 on heat, it would have been a perfect night
>>64316978
I wish motherfucker
D A C
A
C
>They were leading in all other OTs till the one that actually mattered.
>can finally watch GS get cucked twice in a row
thank god the bulls are done. If you don't put your whole roll on knicks tomorrow, there will be tears.
>Bulls
Meh still up a little less than $100 on the day
>128 first half
Everything on unders.
GS getting mauled. Tears @ me for not taking the +20
>>64316999
>warriors 3rd quarter ML is 1.12
>spread for 3rd quarter is -9
wew lad
Fucking lmao there are people who actually took Warriors -19.5 or whatever the fuck the pre-game spread was.
>>64317109
it was actually 22.5
Bookies know how to set traps
>>64317089
Should I go on warriors?
>>64317139
Yeah I don't think this was them being clueless but instead baiting people into being sure that GSW would win
>>64317156
no. should have got on bucks2cuck pre-game.
>>64317179
noice
>>64317156
I haven't been watching the game since I'm at the airport, so I can't say. Sorry lad
Never prestake nba unless small line
Bankroll gs spread right now
>>64317195
Are you leaving Colorado, where are you going bro?
>overs/unders currently @ 233.5
seems fair tbqh
>>64317195
Download photon browser on android and u can watch roja or firstrow streams on mobile
anyone know how to guarantee the live betting robot to take the bet by pressing confirm instead of talking to her on bet365? I just have headphones plugged in as a false mic so I can live bet by just pressing confirm, but half the time the robot says hello and asks for confirmation.
>>64317202
>in the year of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ 2015
>not prestaking the Rockets -6 yesterday
You're better than that
>>64317231
>not having an NBA pass
>>64317203
I'm going back home to Las Vegas for 2 weeks
>>64317231
B-but I have an iPhone >>64317249
>>64317249
>Paying the cable jew
>>64317175
Exactly.
bucks by 6 or more is excellent value @7.50. GS have been shaken up by the loss.
>>64317257
>iphone
literally why lid
>>64317270
why?
>These refs
tears they probably actually put money on -18
>>64317320
Because I got it as a gift for helping a friend out. Up until about a month ago I still used a sliding keyboard phone. Absolutely can't stand using macs though
I would be wary of big minuses at all times especially on prestakes, not just this match in particular. Minuses are only good value when they're small, while pluses are way more versatile
>>64317383
Instead of taking gs by anything more that 9 ever just wait for an ingame spread as good or better. Brovada had gs -3.5 at halftime btw. Thats when you buy.
Golden State bandwagon crowd is pretty amazing. So into the game.
>>64317415
>Uruguay gets it
>>64317420
My aunt and uncle bought two tickets to the game for $400.
>>64317416
J U D G E
>>64317435
I can live a month with that
>yfw -19.5 actually happens
>>64317471
I-if it makes you feel better I just bought a pair of $300 earphones and they are phenomenal.
>>64317435
A friend got 2 tickets for 100 when they went to denver
>>64317482
s-shut up
>>64317471
Moving to Uruguay desu.
>son on the bucks
>wear a gs shirt
fucking topkek
>>64317494
> I will never live out of betting
feels bad bro
>>64317471
that pays my groceries for almost half a year
>>64317502
That's probably because the Nuggets are shit. Surprised they didn't hack the price up for that game though
>>64317522
In time you can m8... Just give it time and one day you'll throw hundreds of dollars on Oceania youngsters
>>64317482
Wont happen
Seattle Seahawks -15 prolly will though
A 20 pt line prestake is bonkers
>Gs will lose twice in 1 week to the bucks after going like 24-0
shaking at the thought of what the knicks bulls line is going to be
>>64317542
man that would be the dream
Can't even back the GS ML after seeing how the Bucks manhandled them last time in the 4th.
>>64317527
>that pays my groceries for almost half a year
Jesus Canada. what kind of pauper life do you lead?
>still 8 down after absolutely dominating that quarter
>shaking
>>64317591
Speaking of which
>bovada will never carry Singapore u19 vs Northern Mariana Islands u19 again
;_;
>>64317633
what are you using to screen shot champ, because that is the worst thing I've ever seen.
>>64317494
How much are you making a day from betting?
I made around 40 dollars a day this week and I see I can get higher when I will increase my betting sums. 40 a day is already a pay that is above average here. I can't believe the way I started to bet actually works and proves profitable every single day.
>>64317614
>not surviving exclusivly on oatmeal, peanut butter, and canned beans and tuna
>>64317675
It varies from day to day, but to give you an idea I've pulled in about $1200 the past week
>>64317675
since I started again this monday im just 25 up, hopefully I win this one >>64317633
>gonna go from pennies down to pennies up this week if bucks win
looking good bros.
>>64317763
lets go buy some hookers with this bro
>>64317722
If I could make 100 or 150 every week I would be more than satisfied
I'm so jelly
Literally going to self flagellate myself for not putting more on +18.5
FUCK IT IS HAPPENING
yes on OT
>>64317793
>>64317802
You can once you get a better bankroll. I don't bet for a living so oftentimes I don't follow the staking rules posted here because I'm numb to losing, but I'd recommend it for smaller stakes until you get your bankroll to where you want it
>Mfw it goes to OT and GS do enough damage to cover the -20
thank you based fantasy boxing
I WANT TO FUCKIN DIE
NOOOOO NOOOOO
>>64317966
>>64318002
shoulda got on +18.5
>>64317966
>>64317633
what are you on bucks sw and?
>>64317966
>>64318002
These things happen friendo.
0 more points pls. got under 226.5
>>64318092
Tears friendo.
>Unders in a GS game
>Unders against a team that does nothing but meme threes most of the time.
>>64318125
its fine. made it back and then some on bucks +18.5. THE bet of the week.
>>64318043
6 or more
>the butthurt of this commentary team for the not away from play call
I fuckin hate the warriors
sydney/wellington is going to end in a draw. most likely unders.
>>64318189
warriors commentators are the worst
Hope you lads learned. Merry Christmas and goodnight! Tears at those who didnt follow.
>>64317202
Refs tried to stop him, but rothstein always gets the job done. Thanks lid.
>>64318249
My nigra
any way to watch aussie slags?
>tfw its so hot your ass is constantly sweating and its uncomfortable to sit down for long periods of time
who /comfy/ here?
>>64318586
japan always has the best team names
>>64318586
overs right? no way that 2nd quarter is indicative of the score.
>>64318586
>japan BJ league
new bread when senpai
new thread
>>64318946
>>64318946
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