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first for australia
Eidams subedition
>>64318967
Eidams is motivation for anyone. Took the world #1 to the limit.
>ayy league
>>64318211
>you didnt get on
over 3.5 is the bet for the melbourne local @2.50.
Also. Get on brisbane for under 150 in the twenty20.
Shit guys, I hope you insured the NHL bet.
I fucked up the Bombston Pittsburgh game.
Still got something tho.
>>64319285
Give kolmonen tips please.
>>64319298
kolmonen?
St Louis+1 - Calgary X
Dallas - Montreal +1 X
New Jersey - Anaheim X
Toronto - LA 2
Nashville - Minnesota X
This time we'll catch em all.
Hahaha went to sleep when the NZ game was 0-0 at ht.
5-0? 5-0? Five?! Nil? They lost by 5 goals? So angry
when you go out for a pint with the lads but all you can thingk of is your losses that day
>>64319401
>losing in bets
Just do what I do.
I'm literally giving you free money, yet rarely someone takes my tips.
Small addict bets to start out the day
>>64319334
It's the 4th tier of your football league. Don't you get fed up of losing money on the NHL?
>>64319380
Mackers got on and it was pretty much doomed from that point onwards.
CITY
I
T
Y
hope you guys got on perth by 6+
>>64319419
>Finnish soccer
Are you fucking stupid?
We are literally the worst soccer country in the history of soccer.
Why would anyone follow Finnish soccer is beyond me.
>he didnt follow my melb/melb tip
>tfw no >he didnt do something gifs/webms
>>64319565
Imagine being this much of a slug.
this 365 offer is absolutely based
its literally impossible to lose money
>>64319213
>>64319249
>>64319571
sadly my bubblegum bookie only offered o 2.5 at 1.5
thanks for the tip though
>>64319600
Which bookie?
>>64319596
can you use it on every game? I've only done it once.
>>64319614
sportsbook.ag in-play
>>64319618
yeah you can
the first night I won my tip on the thunder but lost my ingame(refunded)
last night I tipped the Stars but just hedged my ingame when Ross got going so broke even.
I'll see how the Renegades start now. If Black Bull Chris goes early I'll cash out and take a $50-60 profit
the way I structured that ingame was decent because in a way it was a hedge (because Brisbane weren't going to win unless they got >150) but also gives me a chance of winning both bets
>melb/melb is actually a decent game of soccer
>>64319640
i will do it tomorrow then. there are games tomorrow, right?
>>64319729
two
hobart/6ers @ 4 then Thunder/stars later on
offer is available for both games
>>64319741
cheers mate. just took both favourites. hopefully we get some good in-plays tomorrow.
>>64319759
I'm tipping Hobart for an upset
>all these shots
melbourne pls
> /-EVbet/ is back
JUST
need a goal like AIR
FUCKING TEARS
Hello you want money?
Bet on augsburg today
Thank me later
lester dnb $$$
fucking soccer. 3 goals in the first. none in the 2nd.
Thinking about using the 'Triple Captain' card in my fantasy football.
Who should I use it on?
>>64319891
Vardy obviously
>only getting a refund in the melbourne derby.
thought it was a cert when there were three goals at the half. can't even count how many chances there were in the second half
>>64319891
Vardy or Lukaku, both are guarenteed at least 1 goal each
surely bet365 will pull this BBL offer before 3rd January? Literally making free money off every game so far.
I got my 100 starting bonus, can I not take pat in this free money?
>>64320002
Open up two accounts with two bookies. Put your free 100 on one outcome, then make arbitrage by putting the scaled amount on the opposite outcome with another bookie.
>>64319596
cheers
had no idea what i was watching during the game, thought ease when odds went to 1/10 but suddenly went to 1/2, ending with 1/250
Saturday mainstream mug edition
>>64320118
Good post.
What's everyone's favourite Christmas hymn then?
that Lester DnB price is just too juicy
>>64320182
Not even trying to hide that you shitpost as anon anymore are you?
Bayern + PSG dbl @ 1.72 LARGE
>>64320196
that's his first post in the thread
>>64320198
I'm not implying he shitposted in this thread.
>>64320197
Adding Dortmund for 2.61
>>64320182
Oh Come Thee Holy Men
Lads
Any fixes today?
>>64320196
Not needed at the corner shop this morning?
>>64320315
I'm so close to testing your chin irl mate. Don't push me.
Wtb lads?
2.15 Kenilworth (South Africa) STORM FRONT E/W
Reason: 1488
>>64320305
Como to beat Avellino Italy Serie B
>>64320404
12.15*
>>64320395
Just read that myself, absolutely sickening.
>>64320305
Small on Tirana 2-0 CS @ 8 on Skybet.
>>64320426
>Skybet
zzzz bubblegum shite
>>64320395
Sensationalist tosh
>>64320404
4th FUCK
/bet/ soundtrack for today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m22Xs2D1cw
>>64320426
Don't think it's fixed, -1 was tipped pre game which caused price to fall. Tipster posts pre game when limits are only a couple of hundred quid so prices fall quickly.
>>64320466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlt_zN-NhE
>>64320435
Do you find these gimmicks funny?
I'm puzzled
What's the PL bet lads
>>64320577
>Aftertiming
zzz
>>64320599
Wahh wahh less bragging more spoonfeeding
Down so much this December. Down both my profits from the last two months and more
Anybody interested in buying my bet365 for £365
Everton - Leicester BTTS what should i add to this?
>>64320688
Derby SW
Guys. Best sport is on atm. Can you guess what it is?
>>64320703
Trotting
>>64320715
it's darts, you dummy. Big on Sven for the upset desu.
>Eidams highlight package
truly a god in the sport
anyone on Andy Lee @ 2 tonight?
>>64320734
who
>>64320738
boxing lad
>>64320742
>betting on a dead sport
everyone good enough to fight is trying to become stars in mma.
teach me fraction odds. I don't get it.
Entire bankroll in play today lads. I've lost my head to be h...
Wish me luck
LGTSS
>not on the pga botd boro dnb
fucking ill
fuck me darts world championship looks fun as fuck.
>>64320772
good bet.
>>64320688
man u sw ez $
>>64320577
Two hours wages pissed away. Hope you had fun Calijah :^)
>>64320767
you bet the number on the right and you get the left as profit
i.e 15/8 - Bet £8 get £23 back
>>64320815
What is the minimun wage in Britland?
>>64320826
oh. well thats pretty easy.
>>64320831
£6.50
>>64320831
£6.70
>>64320694
dont know man it looks like a close game
Lads I have never placed a bet in my life.
Should I take up one of these paddy power new customer offers? Newcastle 6/1
>>64320831
£20
>>64320831
Like £7.50 an hour I think
>>64320847
>>64320848
>wew
Less than what we pay slavs to do dirty jobs.
what do you think of those bundesliga games? leverkusen, wolsburg, dortmund...
>>64320862
tfw glorious £12.50 minimum wage
>Never put on a BTTS coupon before.
>Put 1 on today, put no for Brighton vs. Middlesbrough.
>Brough score after 7 minutes.
>Another 45 minutes of this PANIC.
>>64320734
2.2 it opened as
2 tips for weekend idk what prices are now -
http://doublejab.blogabet.com
>>64320746
100% true boxing is dead idk why anyone watches it desu
you can really see the difference in skill level between these darters and the world #1 match yesterday.
Cyprus rball
Looking to get into gambling lads, any football tips?
>Kurt fixing again
ZzZz
>>64320928
Don't
>>64320935
Why? I need a hobby and I wouldn't even need to leave my room for this.
>>64320943
dont bet on soccer. It's a horrible sport for betting.
Newcastle UTD surely :^>
UFC tonight lads ! ! !
G
U
U
S
BRAINS
>>64320928
buyerndontconcedelol
should make you a million in no time
>>64320978
What's good to bet on senpai
>>64321014
>permanent
>>64321014
>permanent
>>64321025
Horses, anyone who says otherwise is too thick to learn them.
>>64321014
Hiddink is just seeing out the season until the return of MOYES to England.
>>64321014
Only down ~£60. Don't worry too much
>>64321029
>>64321037
All except >titanbet have paid out already lids
>>64321086
>lying
No they haven't.
Mfw on Liepzig
>>64321086
pmsl
>>64321178
was on o1.5
phew
>>64321136
>>64321192
state of Jim
K U R T
Chicharito to score anytime tbqh imo lads
>Rangers missed penalty
Would love to test Danny Robinson's chin
>>64321307
Don't lose your head cause he's your own nationality
Hello?
code red code red
RIP Jimmy Hill
Is PGA worth?
>>64321677
How are you?
>>64320576
sunderland DC
>>64321750
Mourinho's gone, no way Chelsea don't win it now
United Chelsea double @1.9?
>>64321967
'no'
>>64321987
It's already dropped, monks like you have no idea about value
Derby SW trust me
>>64322019
>Bent as a substitute
'no'
>>64321967
Hull burnley double instead
WAKANDA
BASED JUMPANON, UP 35000 FEET
Leighton Baines will score today because I meant to put him in my FF team but forgot. Just letting you know.
/blog
222222
Such a dead thread
damn i feel stupid about the warriors wanted to have an edge and get the best the lines before they would drop further after the monroe is out info started the swerve
reminding myself to only listen to qualified medical proffessionals when it comes to injuries. fuck team radio announcers and fuck jason kidd, they just wanted to lump on the + ;(
Are the Bulls still playing OT?
>game is fixed
>not inplay in asia
god damn Valencia are beta as fk
norwich <3
Another loss from Wolfburg slags. Any reason you lids aren't riding the train? Bookies still price them up as if they are the 'best team in Europe' Wolfsburg from last season. Instead they've earned less than two points a game and lost @below 1.1 in two of their last five
>3 days since decided to fuck my financial mobilty by suspending and asking for verification out of nowhere
>still no reply from them
>getting nauseous at the thought of how much money i potentially lost by taking slightly worse odds and being a bitch of mara's limits
thinking about fuming on the phone to them but not sure what the international charges are
O3.5 LEI - EVE
Kane to score
do it faggots
>>64323342
>>64323342
was talking about Skrill, so angry that my mind didn't even want to tell my fingers to type it
anyways, any worthwhile matches now? hate 4pm kick-offs t b h
>>64323401
Kane's already scored you numpty
Home on a -1. Do you back them?
Tottenham such an easy bet today
Bournemouth @1.9 CHRISTMAS IS COMING EARLY
on man utd & valencia..
today started out so well :(
>>64323503
no as mainstream is v different to lesser known games.
>>64323503
>0 shots on target
'no'
>tfw would feel a little more comfy with another Bayern/Dortmund goal
>>64323508
Not sure if I trust or not...
>>64323503
>counting on Manchester united to score this season
no
>>64323423
hurr durr, i don't watch football
of course i know that, he'll get another today
>>64323567
i'm hoping that Leverkusen doesn't do a >neverkusen
also hoping for bayern, dortmund & chelsea to hold on
>>64323507
So was
Chelsea -1.5
Harry Kane AGS
Norwich fh +0.5
Spurs DNB
What's your point?
>>64323652
so was Lukaku anytime and Mahrez anytime
>>64323652
>he wasn't on brentford 3-0 ht
>Man Poo
>>64321307
Hup, cheers x
>>64323567
>>64323627
Fucking knew it.
>>64324150
good thing i get my money back if chelsea hold on but still, fucking >dortmund
bet on dortmund they said
will be safe they said
medium on eldense sw, did a bit of snoopin around the spanish lower leagues and like this one the most, 3 rounds without a win, modest defeats to 1st, 2nd and 4th though, two times were on the road
back home against unimpressive barca reserves, getting 1 DA per minute atm, 2.40 is good enough for me
Chelsea to score again before the 76th minute
ITSFIXED
Come on Inverness you inbred fucks.
Cant stop winning
Need a Southampton goal like A I R
Need tips for snooker lads
>>64324618
keep your head still after you've played a shot
>>64319868
Thank you germ
Any NFL picks?
When does the Lester meme end?
>>64324691
J E S T
E
S
T
>Leicester are now @ 14 to win the league
>they will be a minimum of 5 points ahead of either Arsenal or Man City after this week's fixtures
when will the meme end? WILL it end?
I need to man up and start taking advantage of these juicy 2.75 odds Leicester get every week.
Also Dortmund cost me 200€
>>64324795
bookies don't wanna get banged m8
>>64323652
2/1 Tottenham win iirc
free money
>>64324804
They'll have some good prices against Liverpool & Manchester City, can see them beating both.
>>64324399
JUDGE
>>64318946
Reminder only Brits, Nestle, Uni and Ameribets can make new threads. Worst OP in a very long time
>>64324814
CHAT TIPS BET BANGED
>>64324851
pmsl
>>64324851
Just checked my slip, Leicester was actually 3.50 today, madness.
PSG at 1.45 is nice too
PENAL
>>64324684
No problem m8
>>64324793
Shocking line really
>>64324691
Here you go m8 all these win
>>64325302
Carolina -4 is real nice. They're at 5 and 5.5 stateside
Printing money with Newcastle desu
Cashout? I don't think Villa will win but they might grind out a draw.
holy shit, probably will change quite a bit when Watford beat Liverpool though
Mourinho to United is a special stake. There is no way this doesn't happen now. Gonna start topping up right away!
>>64325547
whoops
irresponsible sums on lealtad handis sws everythang
meme name and meme streaks, 5 wins in a row at home and 5 lost on a road, this will end now
>>64325545
leave it lidlad
PENULTYYY
what are people thinking with newcastle v villa
>>64325642
Cripple fight
>>64325642
looks like bubblegums have priced this one right, but I will be ready to form an opinion in-play
>ray winstone will never sell you his bet365 gold account
Are there any good bookies for betting on chess matches? Asking because Betfair has a completely empty one. I know a ton about chess and will tip over here if any of you find me one
How's my accy lads
£5 stake
>>64325798
russian ones are good for this. Marathonbet and Fonbet are the biggest, check them out
>>64325798
>I know a ton
post ELO
New Mexico +8.5
Utah -2.5
Ohio +7.5
Georgia state +1.5
Louisiana tech ML
O68 in the Louisiana tech game
Who /ready for bowl season/?
hello where are the tips
>>64325965
Right above you in
>>64325965
Al Nassr SW
god I hate that betvictor advert
At the Newcastle game - Villa players infighting already, bookies haven't priced the low morale into this game. Get on Newcastle SW @ 2.04
spain lower league looking absolutely WORLD, lealtad will probably be a refund but eldense is pretty comfy, tears if you weren't on due to all the mainstream clogging your veins
>>64325877
Are these all gonna win
IBC 12/19 5:39:24 PM
[0:0] Newcastle United -VS- Aston Villa
Newcastle United [-0.25] @ 1.81 EU
*ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE
FT Handicap 700 EUR
ID: 6864005029 RUNNING
Worth a small desu, Newcastle win by at least a goal
>>64325302
>thinking the colts are good
have fun losing that tenner lad
for those who want to win, here's a parlay for you
>>64326168
It's unlikely, but at least 3 of them do. I'm most confident on Louisiana Tech ML than any of the other ones, but since I'm home I've made it a tradition to bet on every game
>>64326223
>lions vs a rising saints
No thx
>>64326216
Your small isn't £500. Don't lie to us
Not sure if I should tip it now as price might drop, but... is man city +0.25 THE mainstream value of the weekend?
>>64326216
Post screenshot from phone
Or tell me your roll w/ proof
>>64326216
So your roll is about 70-80k?
>>64326346
>>64326355
>>64326287
how many combined months do you think these three seething little summer students have been with us?
>>64326355
My roll is that size and I wouldn't stake that much on a small, never mind a mainstream bet
>>64326382
>I wouldn't stake 1% of my roll on a small
pmsl
>>64326346
>>64326355
worms
>>64326369
>>64326382
birds
>>64326369
Been here two years
>>64326398
I stake less than 1% on a medium lel should stake more but if the max lay is only a couple of hundred you're ruining value with every stake.
Remember the more you can get on a bet the less value it is generally.
>>64326398
I'm not saying I believe that that anon has a 70k roll, but he's right - if you put 1% on a bet like that, you won't ever have a decent bankroll
>>64326433
Both a worm and a bird. Unreal
>>64326440
Why not? The expected value of randomly betting on the EPL is going to be very close to zero, no?
>>64326153
shaking
>tfw joe's sister posts SJW shit on twitter
have a word if her lid
REMINDER THAT YOU MAY BE A MASSIVE DANGER
>>64326510
Nvm, oddsportal a shit
>>64326504
>very close to zero
'no'
>>64326504
Randomly betting would surely give you a -ev
>>64326552
>'no'
'yes' you clueless thick mongoloid
snoke
>>64326540
pls stop
>>64326532
tears
>>64326555
Yes it would, but only a very small loss over the long term. So even if he's randomly betting many thousands of pounds over the course of the season he won't be down more than a couple of hundred quid. But we all know EPL prices aren't accurate. It's just an aggregate of opinions, and J West is far shrewder than your average punter
Just rang up 365 boys and I have deposited £6000 and withdrawn £6400
UAC
>>64326564
You're just asking for a visit from the chin-tester, aren't you?
Some value on UFC tonight based on the right variables, pic related.
Preliminary fight: Sarah Kaufman v Valentina Shevchenko
Shevchenko to win, it's her debut, taking it on less than a months notice - she is undefeated during active fighting time in MMA (after round retirement from an injury) and is a world class tier striker. She is also the only person in the entire world to beat the current straw-weight woman's champion; Joanna Jedrzejczyk, 2+ times in professional fights. She's also a 17-time world champion at 4 different weights in MT/TKD. Kaufman was preparing to fight a BJJ fighter.
If she doesnt win by KO/TKO, then she should win on points by strikes alone.
Main Event: Rafael dos Anjos v Donald Cerrone
Cerrone to win. Since the IV-Fluid ban in the sport, many experienced and high profile Brazilian fighters (including Aldo) have lost as all their training camps used it to help re-hydrate. Cerrone has beaten all top fighters in the LW division in the past 2 years and is at the prime of his career. Both men are strikers, but Cerrone is a superior striker and has the longest win streak . I see another title change happening.
Just like i see Cruz winning his title back next month :^)
Also learned that some of the fighters picked here missed-weight but were in-weight hours before the weigh-ins themselves doubting the scales. Fighters in question are C.B, Castillo and Oliveria. I'll see if i can grab more info to see if these guys made weight in time. Naturally, over-weight fighters that are 'in-shape' are just high on water-weight (probably due to lack of IV-fluid).
it leaked m8s
>>64326552
seen mara do this on canadian hockey too, i imagine they would void it since it's a mistake anyway
feeling a medium on kasimpasa @2.30, 1-1 at HT rball dece, mersin got a goal literally straight out of the kick-off
i don't expect that much motivation from mersin, club is in financial problems and kasimpasa equalised already
>>64326622
Awful just awful.
>>64326612
You would be down about 2-3% of what your staked. If anyone is ever down more than that, they are worse than a monkey.
>Mitrovic on
P-please don't get sent off
>>64326657
>Doubting Gooz
:^)
>>64326648
saw it in the cinema lid, completely overrated and gets really silly towards the end. nice score and cinematography though. Just a test for Deakins before bladerunner 2 desu
>>64326673
Asking a lot tbqh
>betting on wolfsburg
Why am I so stupid m8s?
>m-mainstream prices are perfect guys
when will this shitty meme end?
http://eprints.lancs.ac.uk/44748/1/10.pdf
>>64326684
>Both men are strikers
>Dos Anjos
>A striker
Yeah no thanks.
111111
>>64326757
Anyone who actually believes that is a fucking moron
>>64326757
>We chose to use the odds from Interwetten
D R O P P E D
>>64326757
You still lose in the long run though
>>64326782
would pmsl if it gets abandoned
>>64326761
Guess that black belt in Muai Thai and the only finishes in his past 10 wins that are by KO/TKO mean nothing.
Tears@me
>>64326757
Now can you find me a paper on the closing odds of the Asian market?
>>64326223
>thinking the Texans are good
>>64326888
They dont give out belts in Muay Thai you melt.
>>64326888
>the only finishes in his past 10 wins that are by KO/TKO mean nothing.
Lmao only 4 of his 24 wins have been won by KO/TKO. He's literally not a striker, mostly someone who likes to take things to the ground and dominate from there. His striking has only just gotten better cause he used to be so 1 dimensional before.
Do you watch UFC are you just getting your info from looking at stats and hearsay?
Reminder that you will never be this elite.
>>64326941
>>64326888
dying
Classic Gooz
SMACK UNDERS BOYS
>>64326941
>>64326957
Sweating. Gooz on the ropes.
>>64326622
Dos anjos in the weigh ins looked as tight or even tighter as when he was put against Petis. I have Anjos here
Be careful with that Kaufman bet. If anything, training against bjj beforehand is a great setup here because that's where she needs to take the fight(wrasle grinding more) in order to have a chance.
I recommend winklejacksonecoreem in this ufc desu. My last three main events were 4-0, 2-1, 4-1(though it wasn't a proper fight against Aldo)
>>64326982
Applied for a job. On to 2nd interview.
>>64326995
Peter can go fuck himself, didn't post goal ratings today so its beans on toast tonight
>>64326982
How shrewd are they? Is it like a team of J Wests or is it just lots of people good with numbers?
Get on espanyol lids. I haven't lost a bet all day (:
>>64327049
Just a bunch of nerds, draw your own conclusion on how that answers your question :^)
>like a team of J Wests
>implying J West is anywhere near the level of Tony Bloom
>>64327049
More like a team of Euans desu
tfw no Emily Webb gf
Northwestern -4.5 @ Depaul in college basketball too
Been some fantastic posts over the last hour or so. Who said weekend /bet/ was dead? Eagerly anticipating an entertaining night of conversation with a great bunch of lads.
>>64327187
zzzz get a grip. Would LOVE to test your chin
>>64327201
Haha! Great stuff...you absolute danger lol
>>64327151
On! my fellow American.
>>64327187
No one said it was dead just a bit shit
I bet people here don't even have rigorous or scientific chin testing methods
>>64327187
I'm on a date tonight so won't be around, sorry x
>>64327276
Been studying pictures of Euan for months now. Even made a model replica of his face to test my technique on. Spent so many nights in Bamboo just waiting for him to turn up.
>>64326941
>criticises methods because of looking at stats and hearsay
>used stats and info to support his argument
Did you bet on Aldo did you, or Weidman?
Swerved.
>>64327025
Donald walks around at LW out of fight-camp, RDJ has to cut a lot more, granted he has a chance to win if it reaches the decision, he wont finish him though - which is why I believe Cerrone has more chance to win by a finish. Personally dont think Reem is gonna beat JDS, inferior cardio, inferior power, weaker on the mat. Only real chance he has is if he recks him in the first round.
We'll see later though, i've certainly been wrong before, happily admit that. :v)
>>64327118
The Lizard
>>64327331
Met him at Haydock once.
>>64327298
Ahh, damn... lucky lady! Might have to hit the town myself, give me a bell if the date flops please pal, really fancy a night on the tiles now x
>>64327298
Those date tips from 2 threads ago working.
>>64327371
Sure pal, if so I'll contact you over text as my whatsapp has been playing up recently x x
>>64327331
Looks like a legit autist.
>>64327367
What did he say
>>64327371
>>64327462
Can we actually do a /bet/meet please?
>>64327498
BritTurk, yellow shirt, etc
>>64327469
just spoke about bookmakers and the tote, I was pretty inexperienced back then but the guy that got me into betting introduced me to him, he also happened to be a Brighton fan.
>>64327528
Owns Brighton doesn't he? You a fan?
>>64327522
test chin, autism, half-coke, top bants
>>64327465
Do you know how much of a cunt he is up
Betting on the dogs
hit rock bottom lads
>>64327498
Winter wonderland?
>>64327552
Nah, Braintree
>>64327522
>>64327553
Just imagining it now. It would prob be pretty fun. Obv would be a bit awkward to start with but once someone breaks the ice we would just be like any other mates hanging out.
Newcastle -0.25 backers seething
>>64327607
The Glasgow one was alright until Ross took £500 off one guy with one of those pub tricks with a fiver, a penny, a straw and a pint glass and he kicked off and got us thrown out of the Savoy
J west not watching? Or just stopped being mr flashscores now a goal has gone against him zzz
>>64325831
right now on ~2350 and have been hovering around there for the past year or two.
I would love to get to that sweet 2400 someday but man it's a long road. I'm still young though
>>64325822
Thanks for this. They still don't have much (the only one on Marathonbet is the March candidate tournament) but if they support in-play in chess matches value shouldn't be hard to find even in mainstream shite
>>64327673
How do you know what a pint glass looks like?
>>64327673
>not a new IP
Surprise, surprise,.
PLEASE stop shitposting.
>>64327673
>Savoy
>>64327563
Do you mean underdogs or racing dogs?
>>64327713
Mara have live chess, seen it a lot of times.
KASIMPASA SURREAL
>>64327673
>implying you would dare even speak to Ross
he knows you, and he would knock you out if he saw you.
>>64327714
holds about 4 half cokes
>>64327821
>a pint glass holds 4 half pints
Done it all wrong today, head's gone. The fire alarm went off in my building and I was actually hoping it was a fire and that it would kill me
>>64327821
>Euan's half-cokes are actually quarter-cokes
top banter in this thread tbqh
what's the lower league belgium bet though?
>the absolute state of the newcastle pitch
Looks like it'll be just the house red tonight
>>64328272
Describe the girl please.
Height, Body shape, hair etc.
>trusting your money to return on investment with a 3rd party without having any influence on the outcome
/gamble/
>>64328403
Isn't that what buying stocks is essentially about?
Tried to pay for my mother's Christmas sherry by lumping on Newcastle at evens. Never was any good at gambling. Let that be a lesson, kids..
>>64328403
How much you down today mate?
>>64328403
Investing in stock improves what ever it is you are investing in financially, therefore - your money has an impact on the outcome; majority, for the better.
>>64328538
a free £5 bet :(
will myles jury win tonight?
>>64328763
Gooz says no
Thought of the day:
Is gambling any different than investing?
It's known that you need money to make money. How is investing in a good sports bet any different than buying a good stock?
>>64328792
The mindset of a *good* gambler is the same as an investor.
>>64328540
It still all a matter of luck cause you can't predict how the stock prices go.
>>64328792
With gambling you are always at a disadvantage though going up against the house. Sports trading on the other hand is pretty much the same as investing
>>64328815
How's the chin lid?
Why do I keep doing this to myself
>>64328865
Think the chin gimmick is getting a bit forced here lid
>>64328763
>>64328785
I'm actually avoiding that fight now, olveria couldnt make weight and off-balance fights are a pure flip, if it goes to the mat though... could be a decision loss for jury. But yea, tough to call now desu.
>>64328887
The ride never ends lid
Even Nate Diaz at them odds is worth a punt if he takes the fight seriously, he did look pretty good out of the fight camp and on the scales.
>>64328865
better than yours I imagine
>>64328832
>With gambling on mainstream shite you are always at a disadvantage though going up against the house
ftfy
>>64327755
alright, I might just sweep in if I spot something good
>>64329044
>better than yours
ok mr skeletal
Thread Song : Seasonal Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9aYrHzEW-w
>>64329044
so in order to be a profitable gambler in the long run i must only bet on philipino slags division 2 footy right?
>>64329127
Imagine the value. But no. Even Estonian first division can be profitable if you know enough about it and watch the games.
>>64329127
Profit from gambling: 75% knowledge of the sport/event/act/ect and 25% fortune
>>64329127
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64329127
You would need to have a 55+% win rate to profit steadily since most mainstream games will always be priced around 1.9-1.95
>>64329201
fortune favors the shrewd.
>>64329127
You just need to have a gameplan on what to bet on and why other than betting on everything.
you have 10 seconds to tell me why i should invest in obscure betting markets where the events that are most easily rigged/fixed. You think you can easily rig an nfl football game? How hard is it to ask a highschool student to throw a game? They'd do it for $100.
>>64329514
Because you can tell when the markets are fixed you div
>>64329514
Bet university of ky bb first half spread pronto, ignore pseudo shrewd euro posts.
Just play blackjack m8, you make money in the short-term by following this chart and in the long-term by card counting.
e z p z
What's the point of doing anything if in the end we all die?
>>64329567
Is this real? Is blackjack actually profitable?
I imagine being kicked out of casinos if they realize you know how to count cards
Time for refball in the New Mexico game
How screwed am I?
defence force surreal, should have been a large zzz
>>64329576
I'm just trying to make enough to allow me to survive a minimalist existence for the rest of my life, I estimate it to be around £650,000.
>>64329848
>Time for refball in the New Mexico game
that no call on the obvious fumble is at least a 7 point swing, fuck me
>>64325555
QUADS CONFIRMED
smacking houston hurricanes handis, temple united are a new expansion team full of sweaty part times
>getting 5 unsportsmanlike penalties in one half
I'm not actually mad, I'm more impressed
How can you not love this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jWSwRk3jLY
>>64330028
wasn't alone i guess mara had FT -4 at evens, now its -4.75, not sure if there's that much value anymore
ITT we post our betting battlestations
HEADS GONE REBACKED HOUSTON TOO MUCH PLZ NO POLICE FC 2.0
>>64330239
Are you living in somebodies garage? lmao
>>64330028
3-0 after 10 mins lel
cookies blueless, tears if you weren't on etc
>>64329553
nice bet lid LOL
>tailing anonymous american tips
not even once
>>64330255
no, but this is where the magic happens
>>64330239
Screams 15 year old
>>64330280
Do you have a space heater in your mums basement, or do you fap for warmth?
Luque UFC
Kurt stealing another Slovakia tip.
pmsl.
>Fiver a month
>>64330239
kek so this is where le doto man makes his millions
Kurt PLEASE give us a bet that's available in places other than 365 and mara.
>>64329553
Love when Americans try act like they know what they're talking about when it comes to betting then get put back in their place when their bets get blown out
>>64329567
I've been trying this method for half an hour with £1 stakes and am only breaking even
444444444
plz don't stop
>>64330258
4
shaking, rebacking FH handis
RETIREMENT STAKES HERE
>Northwestern OT
oh boy
>>64330362
kurt needs to be EXPOSED
looking pretty comfy, not sure if i should do another batch of tenners but i think i'm satisfied
>>64330402
Kurt is just an exotic Euan, swap Malta for Armenia and you got the same thing. Cant profit in asia to save his life.
>>64330448
Prepare for utter disappointment
>>64330373
it may not look like much, but it gets the job done
>>64330402
mara odds/line way worse than 365 too, literally 365 only lmfao
>>64330409
Zzzzzzzzz
What have you tipped, fuming englandman? All you do is seethe at every bet. Go put some milk in your earl grey and brush your teeth.
Temple DAs holy shit my heart
What is the USA TPSL?
Is it on the same level as the PDL?
>>64330239
Do the family know you live there?
>>64330358
You all got on right?
>>64330239
do you unironically live in a storage unit?
>mara just flat out suspending the lines that were shitty enough to begin with
got in a few more tenners, if only skrill weren't a bunch of useless cunts i could be getting better lines and no tenner limits on 365 zzzz
>>64330479
>implying I'm English
>implying I'm angry about anything
It just amused me actually and I thought I might just point it out. Good luck with all your future coin flip bets though la
>>64330479
>putting milk in earl grey
I knew Americans were plebs, but come on
>>64330239
Geez man...sort your life out.
oh wow, another 8 minutes of no goal for houston, guess it's happening any second now
>>64330479
Hey, fuck you, pal
What the fuck do you know about tea, motherfucker?
Piece of shit, go crawl back up your mum's cunt and die
>>64330513
Probably lower, seems to be a Texas local league.
Need an ungodly amount of Houston goals
inb4 Mackers gets on and Temple instantly score
>Houston Hurricanes will not score another first half goal
gonna be down an utter cunt
>>64330568
Go groom some more underage slags, abu. Shouldn't you be a prayer? Did you slag off anyone that tipped Newcastle this morning? You faggots worship effeminate loser weirdos but love to hate Americans. Dive into the Thames.
>14 minutes without a goal
>>64330689
PLEASE have sex.
lads, lads, lads, settle down. Get your greasy tenners on Donald Cerrone, sit back, and relax.
>>64330709
they must be getting withdrawal symptoms now, it's due
Ameribets surreal
>>64330726
Zzzzzzzzz
Your mums at Tesco, tell her maybe later
Thanks ameribets!
>Houston corner
>Houston da
>Temple offside
rball guy having a mare
There will be one more goal on the 45th minute.
The refball continues...
They are having a shot every 2 minutes. Surely one more goal.
>14 shots on
>>64330689
Who shat in your cornflakes m8? I only slagged you off because you said ignore pseudo shrewd Euro posters when its us making money on Houston Hurricanes and you're DAC on a coinflip bet. You should probably take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself if this betting jig is really for you because I'm not sure it is by the frustration and anger you're showing now
>dat police feel
>>64330726
he's not wrong though.
all the brits on this board literally obsess over some combination of a cross dressing loser, a fat successful gambler who doesn't even know you exist, and euan. It's really weird.
a couple bets today lads
I fancy Hobart over the Sydney Sixers
I'll also back Sydney Thunder to beat Melbourne Stars IF they bat first
Also keeping an eye out on the NZvsSL game. Sri Lanka are currently well ahead and its only day 3 but the Draw is currently sitting @ $41 and could be worth a small. Could well have a situation here where Sri Lanka post a big total and New Zealand try to bat out a day and a half to save the Test match. There might be value in it. On the other hand the Sri Lankan victory is still @ $2.30, but I'm not confident enough to back that yet.
>Cash out 1 of 3 stakes
>They score
Every single time kek.
5555555555555555555555555
A I R lads
Utter fucking A I R
55555555
>Utah BTFO BYU
words cannot describe the shear happiness I am experiencing right now
>>64330777
>>64330758
No problem lads
Are you MAN enough to take -0.25 FH right now /bet/???
>>64330822
:)
Was practicing on my banter, no hard feelings innit
>I only went medium on Utah
NEED 1 more first half Houston goal to be up WORLDS. if not another half win
>>64330787
nothwestern surreal though
a 6th from houston before the half would be an absolute marvel, already UAC but have like 2 tenners on -5 fh
Its actually scary how much I would be down if Temple scored.
Wtb?
>Houston Hurricanes won't stop scoring at the worst times to let me get on
66666666666
>didnt reback Houston
F
U
C
K
>>64330864
I WAS
AND IM UAC
SHAKING
SURREAL LADS
UP SO MUCH
SLOVAKIA WHAT IS YOUR PAYPAL I WANT TO SEND YOU MONIES
666
MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTAINS
TEXAS INDEPENDENCE FUCKING WHEN
bubblegum babies out in force tonight
This is a truly great bet.
Bookies clueless about the teams, nice rball and good FH handis, team is actually scoring not just missing loads of chances.
Reminds me of summer when there was stuff like this multiple times per week.
>only up about 50 quid
death
>>64330854
Was staring that bet down this morning before I had to drive to Chicago. Cheers lid
up 4 figures on this. my bet365 limited when?
>>64330965
How many freshies you ruined on this lid?
>>64330965
here's the (you) you want so bad you loser
>>64330965
You then?
whats the bet lads?
>Up more from Rampla Juniors than Houston
Top kek.
KING
KURT
DRAGO
>>64331015
Louisiana Tech ML senpai
>>64331032
Kurt is a fraud. Even Euan is shrewder.
The question now simply is.
Do we back 2nd half goals?
Is there any twitter or site following the match?
>>64331024
Same desu
>triple option has been working all day
>your QB only has 2 TD passes ALL YEAR
>decide to throw it from your own 1 yard line
neat.
>this Utah start
surreal. ty Ameribets
BASED Brent Musburger dishing out the bants
I'm thinking Utah may be the team to score 64 in a game.
They also might be the team to have a greater than 37 point margin of victory for me
>tfw wanted to special stake Utah, but kept it to a medium because of no Devontae Booker
Kurt steal tips from /bet?
Somebody PLEASE tell me they just watched that BYU receiver get tagged in the face by the football
I can't stop laughing
>>64331220
Yes.
Lux & Mackers have done it in the past too.
>>64331212
The absolute slugs in Kurt's group.
How big does my roll have to be to get a gf like Finnie?
>>64331248
Big enough to fly out to Thailand and buy a gift for every man in the girls village.
>>64330944
hate taking hand-out but if you're a rich cunt i won't mind, guess this is one way of getting something for my tips: [email protected]
hope houston score 2-3 atleast for the 2nd half handi to hit, but most - should be covered already
>>64331248
If you want to move her to the UK 200k+
If you're smart and move to Thailand probably 20k, kek.
>>64331280
>relying on handouts instead of shrewd bets for money
the state of /bet/....
>>64331038
>bovada
>carrying American spots
Pick 1 and polish your guns
okay lads here's the bet, get on Sri Lanka DNB over New Zealand @ 2.20
Kurt literally a bubblegum babby
Can we make sure the next OP isnt something as fucking embarrassing as a $20 slip on NBA?
>>64331368
Sounds like you want your chin testing
>>64331357
Is it going to finish today?
>>64331337
The state of you decrepit concrete domicile, throw some of those cans away, gnats are swarming
>>64330239
>>64331368
What's got you in such a bad mood tonight?
>>64331368
>Australian slugs sub-edition
>>64331368
Only thing more embarrassing is your scrawny face.
>>64331337
>relying
not relying, but if one of my tips that paid tipping groups seem to be really liking lately won some guy absolute cunts and he wants to reward me then i'm okay with it
you smacked unders like in the flip games again lad?
Rampla surreal. Should have topped up more.
>>64331393
nope, itll go into day 5 more than likely, its currently day 3
I've gone large on Sri Lanka DNB and I've got a tenner on the draw @ $41
NEW
THREAD
>>64331463
>>64331463
>>64331463
Anybody else liking >Jest -4 over the Cowboys @ evens?
