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>>64297199
you've made the right call lid. What you reckon on the first game?
>>64297176
I'm only 10st and i'm actually really self conscious about my weight so i'd appreciate it if those remarks were left out.
why do slags play so dirty
absolutely no class
>>64297243
Nothing wrong with a dirty girl lid
Cavs -2.5 @1.95
>>64297255
not naming any names, i don't know any, but women. are. dirty.
>>64297181
>he's black
Doesn't explain 'Nestle'
>because that's his name
C'mon, surely that's not his name
Now what's the deal with Kellogg's?
>>64297221
Haven't looked yet, but probably Mapua handi if it's -1.5 or smaller.
>tfw no gf
>>64297292
I swear, we've been on exactly the same bets pretty much every time with these greasy students. Hoping it comes in at -1. definitely take that.
>>64297292
Was thinking this but smaller handi. Do quite rate Mapua compared to EAC but that absolute Mapua raping by San Beda is putting me off a bit and EAC aren't so terrible they can't score.
>>64297320
Surely EAC have no more than 12 players at most? Whenever they get multiple red cards they're ineligible to play the next game, lel.
>Gump Fiction
>>64297343
when was their last match played? i think they had 4 last time but might have been a game in-between that i missed
>>64297343
Don't tell me they got reds in their last game, the useless cunts.
>>64297343
punishment for a red card is up to the league to decide so might be that they don't operate suspensions and just fine the player
You down with OPP?
>I still can't bet in my country
>>64297362
Think their last game was supposed to be in the weekend and it never came in-play. Probably because of the red cards.
>>64297343
>>64297376
Ah wait no, you're right I remember now the firday night game was cancelled because of lack of players wasn't it.
Well still I bet they only operate one match suspensions
Filipino timekeeping has been as bad as american tbqh
>>64297285
He's in PGA
Right as always which books look like carrying? Betfair doesn't have any liquidity whatsoever so far
£6 lump on EAC lads
Might regret this, but I'm smedium on RACE TO 25 POINTS. NEITHER. In the NFL game.
>>64297387
You know me
>>64297450
Probably the same ones as last time, wait until betfair tells you it has kicked off and frantically search, they never appear until the match has kicked off.
>>64297450
mara, fonbet are definites. They've been inplay on skybet and unibet too. So keep your eye out on them
>>64297461
At EVs btw. Wouldn't take it any lower.
Mackers still going to the Euros alone?
>1.5
Nestle JUDGE
>>64297461
But both defenses are pretty shit. Rams have a few offensive threats and Jameis is starting to perform like a really solid qb
Now why the fuck are you called Nestle?
>>64297459
dat tower
>>64297504
wait wtf, fonbet has EAC as favourites, just saw 1.5 and assumed.
Lumping the fuck out of Mapua + desu
>>64297508
The Rams their defense is pretty great actually. Their offense is shite, shouldn't do much damage.
Also FOR YOU.
>>64297528
>still not on mara or uni
palms sweaty
>>64297550
>8.0 sw on fonbet
>means I have to put my money in the hands of Russian mobsters
I'm still thinking
thunders or cavaliers?
>>64297582
Cavs. Thunder are tez on the road
>>64297562
>can't get a fonbet account in time
Feel ill. Whats the max you can get down?
>get in a tenner on mara
>decided to turn on 1 click bet because of the limits
>get suspended before the first click
>lines massively slashing already
fuck
>>64297610
it came on mara so even though limits definitely smaller on mara as well as odds I'll settle for it. Heard too many styories about fonbet being cheating cunts I don't like betting with them unless I have to but typically you can get £250ish on
Raptors are gonna come back, right?
>this cantina music
MAPUA
MAPUAAAAAAA
Managed to get a few Mara tenners down.
Mapua DC at 3 and Mapua +1.5 at 1.9...
Plz don't fail me now you greasy fucks
>>64297636
>decided to turn on 1 click bet
Yeah I needed to do this. Literally lost a whole 1.0 because I had to repeatedly click the "I agree to new odds" as everyone else hammered it
>>64297394
Is that Kurt Drago ?
already scored seething so much fuck your limits reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
got in quite a nice amount of tenners on various handis after the goal anyway mapua win was still around evens at 1.5 now lel
Done it all wrong here
>Withdrew 500 from Mara to smack on Fonbet SW @8
>They score too quickly
Suicidal.
Fucking wish Mara lays weren't so small. DC @3 was a GIFT
The absolute STATE of me smashing agree to new odds ffs
>Mapua SW still 3.55 on fonbet
wew
Kek 0-2.
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MAPUA
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>Bubblegum babbies
zzz
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>>64297788
Oh not anymore lel
>Still 1.97 at 2-0 up
Russian mafia clueless
SELLING MASSIVELY LOSING ACCOUNTS ON ALL BOOKIES
>>64297783
I know this feel bro
>>64297723
No, it's Gonçalo Güedes
>Oooh look at me. I'm profiting on low lays, hard to price, bubblegum bollocks
zzz, get a life nerds #pathetic
WTB on cavs thunder, raptors +10.5 feeling comfy right now tbf
>>64297820
>being so out that you make mara look shrewd
Need fonbet to unsuspend like AIR.
>skrill literally robbed me at gunpoint with their random verification suspension
trying to IMAGINE all the tenners i would have on this if i could move my shekels
would have been absurd amount of betting history pages on mara
>>64297903
>tfw you missed star wars
>>64297959
you didnt miss much
>>64297959
L-least I'll be able to upgrade from a medium to a large popcorn now.
san jose surreal
>tfw your pre-staked o4.5 hits via 1.2 home favorite conceding 4
>>64298001
How much is rich where you are?
>>64298001
extra large if fonbet unsuspends soon ;)
>>64298001
FM paid for
EAC goal... worry.jpg
EAC COMEBACK
ITS HAPPENING
sweating profusely
How do you guys even use fonbet I thought it was unavailable to us?
air, on overs
>>64298108
No its available
DONT FUCK THIS UP STRONGEST
need EAC reds like A I R
>>64298108
p m s l
>>64298153
Away! Away!
Back to PGA!
Reminder that this guy is in charge of keeping the deadly EAC strikeforce at bay
>Dackers
Pmsl
>>64298191
What was he on kek
>>64298023
There is a huge income gap, I live in a upper class neighborhood and people make over €3000/month around here. On the other end the average salary in the country is below €500 though, kek.
If you're single you can easily come around with €500 in a middle class neighborhood. If you want to live as if you're in a western country (as I do) You'd need at-least €1000 a month.
>>64298032
Adjusted their prices. :(
>>64298033
True. :^)
fonbet correcting their lines. Where's the fun in that.... fuck you Russia.
my Argentina tip also won
just realized you can bet on which half has more goals, I can provide more tips then
>>64298230
nice wan m8
>about to make a stupid bet on unders
>suspends
>goal scores before my bet goes through
>>64298230
>
Paraguay lost 3-4 against Chile so it's likely that they'll lose against Argentina, but there's high chances of the score being close due to the way they play so +-2.5 is basically a coinflip
you wot m8
>>64298218
Whats your roll atm Nestle lid?
>>64298191
lel
>le Bolivia judge
James Mckeown SUCRE 3-2 UP HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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James Mckeown DAFCCCCCCC
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James Mckeown 86' Real Potosí 2 x 3 U.Sucre
Goooll de U.Sucre
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James Mckeown Strongest DC only winner, smallest stake, Down cunt.
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>>64298325
did he start speaking spanish halfway through?
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MAPUA
>>64298325
LEL
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>>64298280
Around 26k.
Fuck off bubblegum cunts.
Well done you got your tenners on Mara, anyone would think this is UCD 2.0 the way you're all reacting.
Mongs.
>Rams suddenly turning into the greatest show on turf.
Need them to stop scoring till HT like AIR.
>>64298456
>Le no friends man
James Mckeown Wanted a large stake on overs in Bolivar from 2-1, line was over 3.75 waiting for over 3.5... Goes 3-1.... Goes 4-1.... Goes 5-1... Then stake 0 asian... Ends 5-2. Lose a cunt on the game... Real Potosi 2-1 up with 8mins to play... On -0.25 from pre-game... Lose the game 2-3 at 4000 metres. Sport Boys lose the game as well despite needing to win to win the title. San Jose win 5-2 away from home when they were refusing to board the plane in the morning and it was going to be their youth team playing. Night.
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>>64298456
>stealing my gimmick
Totally agree though mate, imagine revelling in winning a few grubby fivers on the softest bubblegum sites of them all.
Fancy meeting for a pint? Feel we could be good friends
>>64298493
Seems like this might be the end for Mackers Bolivian adventures. Wonder what league he will suddenly think he is an expert on next?
>>64298456
up 6 ton from this game even with limited stakes lmao
hardly to be sniffed at is it? no excuse not to be on really.
>>64298493
>le there is value in Bolivia man
If there is he certainly can't find it kek
>>64298512
Where do you live pal?
>>64298512
>le steal my gimmick man
>>64298493
four t h o u s a n d metres
>>64298484
I told you the Rams offense is decent, or maybe it's just this shitty Bucs' D
now pls tell me why 'Nestle'?
>>64298529
Can't wait for him to return with his "Chinese Mediums"
need crying emoji
>>64298560
Surrey lid
>>64298565
zzz
>>64298604
>only Strongest DC came in
>can't remember winning a bet on it
What a fucking dolt
>>64298604
p m s l
>>64298604
I KNOW IT RELIGIOUSLY
>>64298582
Buccs defense shitting the bed, tbqhf.
Have zero control over what my surname is mate.
>>64298638
think that cap is from a few days ago
>>64298279
I said I'd go for argies at the end of the thread
Also that it wasn't value, and it ended by 3 goals, so it would've been a good decision to back off too
With the half with more goals bet there's even more money to be made
>>64298659
It's from just now, unfortunatly mackers HEADS GONE.
>>64298582
If the Rams get kept to under 25 points I'll spill the beans man. JUST MAKE THEM STOP.
This Beda - Arellano game next up looks pretty horrible desu.
>Beda either crush teams or can't finish and scrape a win
>Arellano a solid reliable team on paper but weaker than Beda if Beda are at their best
Never mind /bet/, the NFL has the worst gimmicks
>muh new 'color rush' kits
Makes me appreciate football more desu
>>64298651
Ah ok, thank you
I have lost much sleep over this
Mackers calling it a day lads. HEAD HAS WELL AND TRULY GONE.
>>64298803
Will probably be an unders/+ job. Beda seems to have issues scoring against competent teams.
>>64298829
What the FUCK is that layout?
>two.ten
>>64298803
Probably be on unders if it's a high line tbf
>>64298829
Appreciate the effort you've gone to here
Also a very sexy layout
So is Mackers officially down for the year now?
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should Mackers seek professional help?
>>64298900
He's been down for a while bar a brief couple of days when he got a couple of k in the green. Prob down about 100k for the year.
>>64298829
is finnie still underage
>le angry engineer red card
Every time.
EAC red. Predictable as fuck tbqh
>>64298967
Definition of a team that
>needs to have sex
was mackers ever good or is he a fraud that rode a lucky streak?
>>64298993
He was good when the bookies were clueless.
>>64298934
more than that i'd say.
>>64298942
She turns 15 in January iirc.
>>64297461
Cashing out and rebacking u35 tbqh. Nice reminder why I don't bet on the NFL.
>>64299154
Colts -1 is a large mate
>>64299154
I thought you did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN1un0WDkA4
>>64299213
zzzzzzzz
>>64299177
Panthers -5 seems like the LARGE to me.
>CAR CB Josh Norman has allowed 89 COMBINED yards to DeAndre Hopkins, Mike Evans, T.Y. Hilton, Dez B & Julio Jones this season. Next up: OBJ.
>>64299210
Normally I just half-stake the NFL. Got a bit cocky after making 3k off the Seahawks game last weekend.
>>64297394
but you can do heroin which is honestly just as bad
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I thought James killed himself after I gave that Huila tip months ago
Really. REALLY. Want to know who decided to price EAC on a +1.5. Absolute mad man.
>>64299294
Obviously I mean -1.5
>>64299265
panthers are due to get BTFO m8
theyve been schedule babbies and eli's autism is always the wildcard
>>64299294
literally trader was completely clueless. Fuck Mara's lays and fonbet for its eternal suspend. Made a tidy profit but it should be so much more
>>64299294
They always appear on fonbet a few mins before they pop up on mara and odds reasonably follow suit at least before people start smacking it so I guess they just copy them.
>>64299339
They arent going to lose to any of the shit they have to face before the playoffs.
>it's another ''everyone UAC off fuming engineers'' episode
love these lads
>>64299070
she hot though?
>tfw had unders in the raptors game and it goes into OT
Both sides giving up on defence
How many reds has EAC gotten?
sweating with this cavs game
>>64299612
2 so far this game.
If you mean ever you'll need to contact the world's foremost scientists and mathematicians.
>>64299612
2 kek
>greasy underweight engineers FUMING
>>64299617
on cavs -3? i don't think they win today at this pace, not without shump or mo williams
>>64299670
just need a cavs win
Sleep schedules gone lids
>>64299703
why have a sleep schedule when you can have a flip schedule lid?
hoping bookies don't shit their pants and pull the other games after this misprice
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>>64299814
wut
Would do obscene things for an eight.
>>64299745
m8 this whole tournament has been horribly priced but they've still covered all the games except the other night when they fucked up and didn't realise the games were 24 hours earlier and they'd already missed them
>>64299265
>Panthers -5 seems like the LARGE to me.
Giants have a serious chance of winning though
>>64299852
Post dick and ill make it happen
>>64299869
Get to it then.
>that continuation call in the Cavs game
make up call, but I'll take it
>>64299700
i guess i'm wrong, legod turned it up and not playing like shit
blame myself for not rebacking when at start of the quarter
Don't think the Cavs will win tbqh. Honestly think Thunder will put them away when Durcant and Westbrick come back in
>he didnt get on cavs when they were down @3.15
>>64299859
>No secondary
>No running game
>Only 1 (one) receiver
How exactly?
LETS GO CAVS
>>64300100
On Houston spread large desu
>>64300100
I think you may be too shrewd at this point
doubted you during the 2nd quarter but all smiles now
hedge on cavs/thunder. yay or nay?
>>64300223
Let's not get carried away
>Kevin Love o27.5 points + rebounds
That's gone and never coming back
why even allow this desu?
>>64300280
Thunder + for the quarter worth a punt? Not watchmaking.
>>64300281
How is it possible to be this shrewd?
>>64300295
What's the + at? cba to check, just hoping the -3 comes in so I'm up for the game
Redundant point by me desu obviously ends up being the same as spread for the game. On +8.5 for the game.
medium on herediano -0.5 @3.10 from 1-0, dominating and lost first leg
reckon there's value based on motivation and flow of the game
Rockets o219.5 @2.55. 219 should be the line anyway
>>64300281
dont they void those bets, like if you have guaranteed profit?
San beta when
>Lebron wrecking that qt
>Durant ice cold
Welp.
>>64300413
Probably 5-10 mins time
>>64300437
lel probably not the first time she's been plowed into by a black guy tbf
>lebron killing a white women
/pol/ was right again
Who /Christmas early/ here?
san beda up on mara wtb? 2.08-4.15/282
o/u @3.5
hmmm looked priced about right imo but now people smashing san beda so might be able to get some value on Arellano + in a bit
>>64300355
on 0 asian because im a coward
>>64300600
>bose
cashed out on cavs. Too much pressure. B-ball is too end-game of a sport to rely on a 5 point lead.
>Lebron killed Jason Day's wife
huh
>>64300666
rball doesn't really make me want to get on a +1
>666
You devil.
IN
N
Thanks Steven Adams, idc what Kevin Durant says, you da real MVP
>>64300753
Yeah but they smashed the rball in a lot of the ones where they failed to score many. I've had a small on +1.5 but yeah can't blame you for not being interested in it too much. Definitely wouldn't lump San Beda like many are doing though.
>>64300666
Satan trips have spoken
>>64300735
btfo >>64300695
Got my tenners on u3.75.
ladbrokes still on lakers line of 213.5
>>64300861
i got one on beda @2 and a 3 on +1.5, +1.25,+1
t b h, tears at that beda goal though
>>64300913
Get on it. Also get on both teams to score 100 if you can
Cheeky tenners on Breda to win + u3.5 @3.30
>>64300600
read that as autistic noise cancelling m8
Down to my last £250. Genuinely have no idea what to do lads
>tfw nothing else to bet
good night lads, today was a good day
>>64300992
Can still get on Rockets and overs m8
>>64300984
all in on rockets -7.5
trembling at the thought of how many 3s kobe is going to brick in this game
>>64301005
whats the bet
>Howard making 2 consecutive free throws in a row
neat
welp better pray the rockets score 150 at least
>>64300984
What did you start with?
>>64301157
I'm not worried, I know how bad the Rockets defense is
>>64301054
Was Rockets -6 and o213
four more tenners were lumped on unders after i saw the odds were still around the same as at KO about 20-25 minutes in
does people lumping a favorite who's getting a lot of DAs indirectly increase the odds for overs or do people have to be smacking that too?
Do cheerleaders switch sports for a better spot? What sport is top tier cheerleaders? NFL or NBA?
>>64301229
Increases the odds as well.
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>herediano with the 94' goal when they were down by 2 on aggregate
surreal
based herediano
how is slovakbro so based
>>64301229
>does people lumping a favorite who's getting a lot of DAs indirectly increase the odds for overs or do people have to be smacking that too?
Yes because as well as lowering the odds on the straight win it decreases the the price and eventually increases the size of the - handicap and they don't want you to be able to arb/hedge it with unders.
mfw accidentally put u213.5
Wanted Arellano to hold till HT desu
>kobr with 0 points in 9 minutes
>lakers shooting 35%
J U S T
>>64301405
>inb4 they over commit and this ends 6-0
>>64301394
What have you been betting on? How long has it taken you to lose all that?
>Mackers doesn't get on a south-american bet
>it wins
What a time to be alive.
seething fresh-off-the-boat-from-facebook freshcunt here
who the fuck is "Mackers" ?
>>64301426
Would've been fine with that if it had got to HT before the first goal.
Had a little muggy bet on first half draw, 2nd half San Beda win to go with my +1.5.
No biggy if even both lose but would've been nice to have been guaranteed a win and have that beautiful hope of nailing both with a cheeky 1-0
>>64301477
this guy >>64298604
>>64301477
just some guy. his funeral is pretty soon tbqhfam
>>64301510
so a >le bet on everything man ?
are his tips actually profitable?
>1st quarter unders got up
on a roll today. if only rams get back up to over 16.
>>64301538
He became too shrewd to profit.
Disallowed. Air.
