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December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
nth for /ROSEYOUBITCHESFUCKYOURSHIT/
nth for Sage MemeCuCk
>ignoring my thread
not even one (You)...
>>64303377
this tbhfam
>>64303377
Rose! Rose! Rose!
what are your thoughts on Lawler Condit coming up?
Late night update
Main Card:
Rafael dos Anjos vs Donald Cerrone
Junior dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
Randa Markos vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>muh oblique kick op pic
Fag
>>64303387
>his face
How does anyone think this bitch is that attractive? He looks like he's screaming inside everytime, he needs to be wake me up inside meme'd desu.
Them biceps are nice doe la
>>64303431
Looking good. Seeing a lot of intelligent picks in there. We're gonna crush this card boys.
>>64303427
Amazing fight, both like to bang and neither will go for a wrestlefuck decision. Lawler's pure aggression may overwhelm Condit or Carlos may easily pull out a ridiculous counter KO at any time. Before Lawler's injury I'd say he'd win, now I don't know.
>>64303449
Sage is flawless, both aesthetically and MMA-wise.
stockton motherfucker stockton
>>64303512
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>64303449
post your face let's compare.
>>64303372
who /bunda/ here?
>>64303532
10-9 Diaz
>>64303532
being that comfy
Sage northcutt is the next GSP
>>64303572
Sage Northcutt is the next Rory MacDonald
>>64303431
RDA
JDS
Diaz
Markos
>image name
I haven't followed /HEEM/in a while
Does anyone have a link or pics of HEEMs reaction to Connor vs Aldo ? Would love to see that
>>64303572
Sage Northcutt is the first Sage Northcutt
>>64303616
This is really all you need to know
>>64303387
HOLY FUCK
/SP/ THEORIES ARE FUCKING TRUE
SAGE IS A FUCKING SYNTH
THAT DUPING SMILE
THAT CHEEKY WINK
HE IS AN ENGINEERED HUMAN
BUT FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>64303616
it was fucking chaos.
>>64303616
Everyone jumped on the McGoober bandwagon so quick that the dust still hasn't settled.
>tfw months, maybe years down the line, Conor will lose in horrible fashion. Most likely a 5 round wrestlefuck. The moment this occurs the McGoob fans will turn on him.
>>64303644
Sagepost
>>64303616
>mfw i was in this thread
So many keks were had, lad(s)
>>64303657
Not really. Never called Silva, Emilenako, or Cain a bust. Connor isn't GOAT but he's fun to watch and listen to.
We just hate Ronda.
https://www.instagram.com/p/4f_KhONRzB/?taken-by=colbeynorthcutt
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
CHARACTER BROKEN
>>64303667
It was 13 seconds though
>>64303686
>Shawn Northcutt
>mfw there are 2 Sages
>>64303661
>eyebrow shaping
>mascara
>foundation
Literally the same person. Sage should cut his dick off and fight Cyborg desu.
@arielhelwani
Dominick Cruz will be calling the main event on Saturday alongside Goldberg and Rogan. Old school 3 man booth is back for RDA-Cerrone 2.
>>64303727
Canada, explain this nope.
>>64303727
please explain that picture.
>>64303752
>>64303754
you never heard of super nintendo?
>>64303762
Do you have combat frogs?
>>64303748
Nice I like it. Cruz is a fantastic analyst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgu8Cx28ECs
Robbie scares me heem.
>>64303748
>slowly phasing out rogain
nice
>>64303431
Dos Anjos
Dos Santos
Johnson
Markos
who here /the armenian assassin/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RNlCdWVShg
>>64303792
there is something to the it, robbie has, that when's it's on your hair stands on end.
>>64303532
Best thing about this webm is all those guys getting pissed off in the crowd.
>>64303748
Cruz has the highest fight IQ out of anyone in the world but his voice sounds so retarded. I don't know how to feel about this
>>64303644
manual labour
>>64303572
What does roidboy have in common with GSP, aside from absolutely nothing?
I still can't get over the fact that his dad supplies Sage's PED's. He is literally giving his own son heart disease and he doesn't seem to care.
lol rogan apologised to aldo what a kek
>>64303748
Goldberg, Robin Black, and Dom Cruz would be the best commentary group to ever grace the sport. Prove me wrong cucks
Would this be a good walkout song for a female fighter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSQ67fhk6g
You got any excuses tonight /heem/?
>>64303895
the best ever was Mauro/Quadros/Miletich and that won't change
>>64303432
(you)
>>64303616
I didn't both to screencap. There was a lot of butthurt and shitposting. Seriously, I barely came on.
>>64303532
and he did it! the absolute madman! ahahahahahaha
>>64303864
You have zero proof of this, plus Sage is natty. Also, I bet I could take you down.
>>64303532
diaz - silva II when
>>64303912
I've learned so much about MMA wrestling techniques from Miletich's commentary. I like him a lot.
If Diaz beats MJ he should be Conors first fight at LW.
Can you imagine the banter?
>>64304116
He's the greatest
>>64304124
He'd probably win too
Jaideep "DA HEART" Singh is about to make history in the biggest event of the year. It's Pride FC vs Super Fight League. It's Russia vs India. It's Orthodox catholicsm vs Hinduism. UFC 194 ain't got shit on this
>>64304140
>Orthodox catholicsm
Easy on the pipe there, Istvan.
>>64304124
>Conor and Diaz both constantly doing the "what?" taunt at each other
>5 rounds of this
>>64303864
They probably take shit to cut and deplete water weight for weigh in but if you have godly genetics at 155 lbs it's possible natty to look like him.
You all disgust me. Biggest fair weather group of fans in the world. Weidman is taking his belt back next year. Frankie is cucking Conor in front of the world. Amazing all the new Rockhold and Conor fans that have shown up this past week.
#EASTCOASTBEASTCOAST
>>64304155
imagine the banter building up to the fight
>>64304178
>I don't pay attention to MMA, but I sometimes shit post on anonymous forums because 'why not'
Yeah, fair enough.
>>64304178
>beast coast
dude trippin
>>64304155
>"STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER"
>"Whatcha gunna do?"
>"WHAT HOMIE, WHAT?"
>"I'll knock yer 'ead kleen off!"
>"BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!"
>"Look into moy oyes liddle man!"
>"DON'T BE SCARED HOMIE!"
>"You see fear in moy oyes? You see nuttin in moy oyes!"
>*flips the finger*
>"Cum geddit"
..............
>"WHAT A ROUND JOE!"
>>64304216
Diaz will make Conor his bitch, it will be amazing. Nate is straight up the better boxer.
>>64303895
>Robin Black
I like him and his opinions but I can't stand his voice
>>64304320
could she throw her arm into that punch anymore? jfc use the hips that god gave you to give birth and not to fight
>>64304221
>that autistic guy who keeps posting his own screencap in the hopes that someone will find it funny
no one ever will m8
>>64304260
I know what you mean. He is spot on most of the time, but his Green Day persona really is hard to stomach.
Nevertheless I would still like to see him in the UFC.
Man, Rose fucking dominated Paige. Good fight.
>>64304374
You're like a week late
>>64304384
sry
So.. S-singh Jaideen vs. Fedor... It's g-gona be a great fight. B-both are... um, great fighters, and yeah... Rizin comin' t-hrough!
Oh I'm terribly sorry, sir, my da told me to not answer questions about substance abuse. By the way you should really watch UFC FightPass on the upcoming weekend! It's awesome!
Nothing gets your day started like some alpha brain and a kale shake.
Mornin' /heem/
>>64304470
i mean could it have at least been james thompson
>>64304530
Have you taken your primate total care day pack yet? Popping mine now
>>64304543
N-no
I'm about to make a spam and egg sandwich
>>64303644
to kill someone
He's going to slay Donald Trump in a UFC event
>>64304530
>530am
>being awake
>>64304581
Do you not watch the sunrise everyday while drinking your caveman coffee?
Enjoy your pleb life, kid
>>64304586
>drinking Onnit meme coffee
enjoy your heart attack m8
>>64304595
My daily kettle bell workout keep my heart in prime condition. I appreciate the concern though.
>>64304470
Do you have any of his fights on vÃdeo?
I mean come on its 2015
>not thanking Mr White and Mr Fertitta daily
>not purchasing, loving and being honored to fight on Fight Pass
>Not googling John: 3.16 and other important bible verses.
No wonder non of you goofs are getting laid.
>>64304444
QUADPOLOGIES
>>64304615
As in tape? Actually yes.
True or false: in 2016 we will see...
>Conor McGregor lose
>Sage Northcutt lose
>JBJ fight at heavyweight
>MMA in NYC
>Khabib fight again
rogan on ufc 194 aftermath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOscKrMyCOw
>>64304638
> False
> True
> False (I think he gives Rumble a shot before he goes up)
> True (I don't understand the process but they got that corrupt guy fired right?)
> True
>>64304645
No thanks. You see, I've graduated beyond Rogan. Now I listen to Jack Slack.
>>64304638
>True
>True
>False
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>True
>>64303431
RDA
The Reem
Nate Diaz
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64304638
False; Conor will defeat Cerrone and Aldo in 2016
False; he'll have 3 fights in 2016 against TUF alumni and heem all 3. All 3 will try to Pfister him but fail as he will have patched up his TDD and defensive ground game, as well as some refball luck
False; he'll fight DC, then get caught doing something dumb again
False; politics doesn't got that fast
False; Khabib will never fight again
>>64304638
>Conor McGregor lose
True. GSP will lay and pray him next December
>Sage Northcutt lose
True. Matching him up with Nate Diaz will be too hilarious for Dana to resist. Nate will get in his face and break him physically and spiritually.
>JBJ fight at heavyweight
False. He'll fight twice in 2016. vs Cormier and vs Rumble/Bader.
>MMA in NYC
False
>Khabib fight again
True
>>64304685
>not listening to Jack Slack, Heavy Hands, Luke Thomas (Monday Morning Analyst), BJJ Scout, Robin Black, and Firas Zihabi
>>64304734
Good man
Fighter & the Kid: Luke Rockhold Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0iXgnkIes
>>64304734
Haven't heard of BJJ Scout, I'll have got check that one out. Thanks.
>>64303630
this tbqh familia
>>64304632
No fgt, to share. But nvm I forgotten YouTube doesnt take down non UFC fights
>>64304734
>no Gracie Breakdown
>>64304775
Jesus Christ Brazil, learn to google. Literally all fights are easily available if you google for a bit.
>>64304780
>As you can see, Hoyler was on the bottom and close to being submitted, and that is why he won
>>64304775
post your email
>>64304801
>also make sure to visita graceacademt.com, the first and only legit gracie jiu jitsu website and sign up for your blue belt T O D A Y
So I just found out that Robin Black was in a canadian glam rock band...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA
How would you improve the UFC?
>>64304882
bretty gud
>>64304898
no rounds
more weight classes
no ten point system
yellow cards
all attacks on the ground
judging based on damage / trying to finish
>>64304882
>not knowing this
>>64304921
I knew he was an MMA fighter, but not this. Is this mentioned a lot? I never came across it on Fight Network.
>>64303431
Cerrone
Reem
Diaz
Randa
>>64304898
racially segregated divisions
How many divisions currently have lanklet champs?
>>64304898
Unlimited time fights; the only thing that can cut a fight short is a finish, or if the audience's boos get loud enough, at which point the bout is considered an NC (Too Boring)
>>64304638
>no
>no
>no
>no
>yes
Frankie vs Conor will happen in Madison Square Garden in April.
Screencap this post my dad is Dana White
>>64304978
hahaha your dad has menieres!!!
>>64304989
had*
>>64304996
cruising for a bruising lad
>>64304988
G*d d*mn P4P rankings truly are a shitshow aren't they
>>64304978
I dont quite get why people care so much about this Madison square garden thing.
Can someone provide me a reasonable rationale?
>>64304801
>Hoyler
>>64305024
lots of good energy in that building
lads post your favorite southpaw vs orthodox matchups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11pBCi_0T8w
>>64305024
the casual sport audience cares about MSG. more money and more fake fight fans. its a meme building.
>>64305024
it confirms UFC as a "real" sport
>>64303431
i got
>rda via roidrage
>dos santos via chin deletion
>diaz via 209 beatdown
>markos via iranian beauty
>>64305079
Robbie vs Rory
>>64305024
Once MMA gets into Madison Square Garden, it becomes mainstream.
Just look at NASCAR.
do you guys train gi AND no-gi? or just gi or just no-gi?
>>64303431
RDA
JDS
Michael Johnson
Karolina
Whos the p4p best in the AKA trio and who would win if they fought for real?
>>64305180
I don't know about you but I personally go with G In A Gi myself.
>>64305202
>But you don't need a gi, all you need is Bacardi
>Bring a CD and some Bob Marley
>This shit could get heavy like tons of broccoli!
Pure pottery.
>>64305217
broccoli is light as fuck though
specula: which female fighter takes it up the butt?
>>64305221
>tons of
>>64305217
>tfw you will never go to an underground jitz party in a warehouse
>>64305228
Where first you have to break in because you don't know anyone that owns a warehouse fitted with gym matts.
JDIMSA
>>64304334
Nice proxy
>This guy tells you to stop taking pictures and to watch him fuck this 6/10
What do?
>jonnybonesIn my opinion @_hollyholm is already the G.O.A.T. of women's combat sports. She was considered the greatest female boxer to ever compete in the sport and now she has defeated the greatest female mixed martial arts fighter to date. Her accolades are absolutely unheard of, but that's not what makes me such a fan of Holly. It's the way she carries herself outside of the bright lights and the arenas.
I know the MMA community doesn't really know Holly yet, so let me be the first to tell you. She is the most classy and down to earth athlete I've ever had the pleasure to be around. She is the long time pride of Albuquerque, New Mexico not only because the way she competes, but the way she treats each and every individual that has the opportunity of meeting her.
>This actually can be a problem at times, a simple trip for a gallon of milk to the grocery store could take her an easy 45 minutes and she doesn't even mind haha. If you're impressed by Holly's talent, wait until you get an understanding of what type of character she possesses, it is truly world class. She is a role model that you would love to have your daughters look up to. I'm so honored to be able to call her a teammate and most importantly a friend.
Congratulations again, Champ and keep kicking ass at life. @jacksonwink_mma
>>64305253
call frankie
does anyone find this funny?
>>64305253
go on /heem/ and snitch on his rockstar habits
>>64305277
>this autistic guy that keeps posting screenshots
>>64305286
so you don't think it's funny?
>>64305253
Do what he says
cerrone at near 2:1 underdog is the easiest bet of 2015
dos anjos gettin fucked up by the new rules like every other brazilian
>>64305302
Cerrone is the one of those who has actualy popped
>>64305302
post your betting slip if you're so great
ronda vs holly holm about to start right now
194 is streaming next
https://streamup.com/PeterTrollson
ronda is walking out now
>>64303431
Cowboy Rd3 TKO
'Cigano' Decision
Michael Johnson
Kowalkiewicz
>>64305253
>fake eyelashes
>>64305253
who's the chick
>>64305320
I thought Sage's sister was fuckable until I went onto her IG
Seriously wouldn't bang
>>64304538
james thompson is already fighin on rizin the day before m8
>>64305348
jesus fucking christ, she probably has higher test levels then anyone in /heem/
name a more attractive fighter
>>64305348
>Domingo
>>64305358
>name a more attractive person
>>64305364
Israel beat me to it.
>we might see ubereem again in rizin
>>64305358
He's got such a sissy voice
Would let him pound my arse tho (no homo)
>>64305320
>sage was banging a loli Bella thorne
Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Se_NFF-Wo
Reminder that Conor has demonic powers. If I ask him for a pot of gold, will his pet demons create it?
Currently watching Diaz/Condit on UFC 154. Literally every spinning shit Condit throws gets countered or misses.
>>64305422
R A R E F L A G
>>64305422
all diaz wanted was to bang
>>64305419
You know you're mainstream when the US Christian crackpots get ahold of you.
>"I'd probably whoop 'is ass"
>..............
>This is satanic!
>>64305422
>implying spinning shit ever fails
proxy please
>>64305348
she has a nice ass
>>64305358
can we leave Rockposting to me pls?
There's only one person in /heem/ with the stones to get bummed by him and that's me
Post heems
https://youtu.be/JebJ6RduIBQ
>>64305422
do you have a big dick?
>>64305197
Khabib
>>64305419
is selling your soul to the devil considered a PED?
Is Dennis Siver better than josie aldo?
>>64305456
round 4 and I can't even tell who's winning.
>>64305491
wat.
>>64305505
dunno man, i'd say my dick's as average as it gets.
>>64305519
yes
>>64305520
spinning shit always wins
>>64305520
Dominican average or global average?
>>64305519
He's more submissive....
>>64305529
Germany does it again
>>64305520
It's terrible fight but Condit won. The fact that people think it's contentious is a testament to how retarded diaz fans are. He's too stupid to adjust from literally just moving forward like a mongoloid.
>>64305529
surely we are doomed
Hey guys, I'm doing a research on MMA fans demographics.
1. Are you a Diaz bros. fan?
2. Do you smoke marijuana?
>>64305419
>yfw Conor heems Jesus in 13 seconds
>>64305530
D-dominican average
>>64305539
It's pretty bad how he keeps repeatedly taunting after eating kicks for it.
>>64305556
>am i a 13 year old white kid living in the suburbs
no
>>64305559
that feel when this pic is conor's next tattoo
>>64305556
I don't really care one way or the other about them, I do however like how they fight (when they take it seriously)
and yes I blaze it phamily
>>64305529
> not smashing Schaubposters
9/10
>>64305556
Very yes
Never
>>64305559
did we ever find out who he was flipping off?
>>64305605
originally someone said it was TJ but then someone said it was 'everyone', now I don't know.. ?
>tfw meathead will never come here and ask us to turn him into a dank meme
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2509584/Best-app-to-romo-a-photo-on-Samsung/?&page=1
>>64305556
yee
noo
>>64305605
Dillasnake
just a reminder
>>64305614
is meathead gonna beat ronda's cuckold?
>>64305633
"i fucking hope so" - everyone ever
>>64305618
wideman hates new wave hairstyle, lukehold fears them..... :-0
>>64305528
desu i think there's some legitimacy to throwing spinning back fists (is that what we call those?) when they're thrown to keep the opponent away when you need to reposition, but whenever Condit approaches with a back fist he's getting punished. Then again I really don't know much about how fighting works.
![12393835_410849309113780_491627223_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TWlFfpU.jpg "12393835 410849309113780 491627223 n[1]")
name me a fighter with a better manicure
>>64305633
rd 1 standing guillotine win for Travis.
book it
>>64304988
>Weidman down 8 spaces
>McGregor up 9
>Aldo down 5
>Jones up 2 for not even fighting
I know P4P isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but can they at least try to have it make sense?
>>64305678
Why are GGG's eyes so close together?
>>64305693
all the better to heem you with, my dear
https://www.instagram.com/p/_b2H4sNSR8/?taken-by=timkennedymma
What the fuck is this guys problem?
>>64305669
is that his gf?
>>64305529
Nice one.
Saved.
>>64305618
nice reminder
>>64305701
is he the most unlikeable fighter in MMA? I'm real glad Romero fucked him up
>>64305618
>ufc won't let rockhold fight vitor
DON'T POST THIS IMAGE IT ISN'T FAIR
>>64305605
The bruzilians. Hacran Dias (who was in Aldos corner) was yelling something like "fite me irl" and it probably triggered McGregor to flip him off.
>>64305701
He's American
>>64305705
Nah Brittney Palmer, UFC ring girl.
>>64305669
corporate sellout faggot meme fighter
>>64304988
OFFICIAL /heem/ P4P RANKINGS
1. JON JONES
2. LUKE ROCKHOLD
3. FABRICIO WERDUM
4. DOMINIC CRUZ
5. TJ DILLASHAW
6. CONOR MCGREGOR
7. JOSE ALDO
8. FRANKIE EDGAR
9. DANIEL CORMIER
10. MIGHTY MANLET
11. THE CHRIS
12. RAFAEL DOS ANJOS
13. ROBBIE LAWLER
14. ANTHONY JOHNSON
15. RORY MACDONALD
>>64305079
>mfw americans say "lad"
>>64305728
>Dillashit above McGregor
nice meme faggot.
>>64305728
>MIGHTY MANLET
>10
>with six title defenses
kek, he's #1 considering Jones is out of action
>>64305728
Gus is a better fighter than rumble. He would beat him in a rematch.
>>64305728
yeah nah, the official ones are much better
>>64305701
The guy is clearly mentally ill
>>64305738
Gus needs a better camp. He is wasting himself by sticking around allstars
>>64305618
So is this.
>>64305728
1. Conor McGregor
2. Conor McGreGOAT
3. ConHoF McGOAT
4. Conrad McGilicutty
5. Colin McGoober
>>64305743
she's not even that hot. looks like an average porn bitch.
>>64305713
lel I love how romero taking a few extra seconds was so unscandalous just because people didn't like who it happened to.
>>64305701
Timmy is just full of freedom.
What a proper lad!
Holly's father interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oUsEWR4JNA
Was just wondering, how important is a father figure for fighters and pretty much everyone else? Not saying people without fathers or with irresponsible ones can't succeed, but it sure seems to help a lot.
I also remember some statistics about how many criminals didn't have a stable family or had fathers who abandoned their mothers. Maybe I'm going offtopic and too philosophical about this, but hey why not
>>64305768
Luke Rockhold should have been the star of Hung
>>64305743
Why are the guys who choose ring girls such low test betas?
>>64305759
It was unscandulous because Kennedy grabbed his fucking gloves and thats the only reason he was rocked.
>>64305556
1. No
2. No
>>64304233
he really isn't though
>>64305781
2muchtest4me
>>64305781
no one wants to see an obese ring girl who hasnt trained a day in her life m8
>>64305556
1. yes
2. no but I used to
>>64305794
Found the low test beta.
If it was up to Sweden all the ring girls would be black bulls so they can fantasize about watching them fuck their gf's (which they don't have)
>>64305652
I was just kidding. Spinning shit leave you open to takedowns but generates some extra force. It's also kind of cute and memes on your opponent.
>>64305556
Yes.
No.
>>64305809
i bet her ass crack smells like cheetos
>>64305730
Problem, lad?
He's our last hope to stop the potato movement
>>64305809
She's fat, obese, overweight, the /fit/ high test shit is just a meme so you can feel better about yourself
>>64305828
dude, it's offensive when Americans say l*d
>>64305669
mark hunt
>>64305829
meuvment
>>64303431
RDA
JDS
Johnson
Markos
>>64305830
Fuck it - I'll take oldface over noass.
>>64305701
P
T
S
D
>>64305835
lad, lad lad lad, lad?
>>64305830
It's not just a meme. Black guys have the highest testosterone levels on average and they fuck fat chicks all the time despite having ripped bodies themselves.
>>64305701
is there a thing as too much freedom?
>>64305830
>having test this low
I guess it doesn't matter when your only goal in life is to raise some refugee's son after he impregnates your wife.
>>64305869
When the Irish speak Irish and not English maybe then you can call me a cuck.
If Reem beats JDS
Is the heavyweight division fun again?
>>64305730
americans on /sp/ say it because they're a bunch of euroboos
>>64305887
It won't be fun until Jones spends a few years cleaning it out
>>64305743
How did Dana's plastic surgeon fuck her up so badly but improve Arianny's appearance? He fuck have had an off day with Brittney.
>>64305741
God bless this American.
>>64305884
Is that a gif of your bull, Sven?
>>64305669
HERE.WE.GO.
>>64305912
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that unironically think schaub isn't a big dumb homo
Luke Cuckhold on TFATK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0iXgnkIes
>>64305926
based
True or false
Conor McGregor will be the biggest star in company history and take the sport to new levels.
>>64305860
Oh dear
>americucks
>>64305887
HW won't be fun again until a new serious influx of talent shows up.
>>64305924
>there are canadians in canadia that aren't taking steps to become successful like schaub and conor
>>64305926
Hopefully Schaub takes some time out of the podcast to teach Luke how to properly finish a choke.
>>64305934
He already is
>>64305926
one that I will actually watch noice
>>64305934
I'm going to say true at this point
he really needs a good dance partner though, I know no one is on his level at trash talking but most of his opponents so far have either not spoken English or stuttered like Mini Mendes
>>64305947
Ronda was bigger at her peak. I don't think any male fighter will ever surpass her housewife and feminisms fame.
>>64305926
Are we looking at fake tits, /heem/? A-Asking for a friend
>>64305944
>4 minutes in
>Schaub only talking about his and luke's aesthetics
>>64305618
Weidman would get murked by TRT Vitor
>>64305956
>You will never have a threesome with Valerie and her lewd lesbian lover
jdimsa
>>64305912
callen dwarfs tim kennedy
>>64305926
>no callen
whats even the point?
>>64305970
That's her daughter kek
>>64305926
5 minutes in and still waiting for him to eat that damn chicken
>>64305978
Oh shit I goof'd.
>nothing changes tho.
>>64305956
Nope
She's lying down though, so they can be a little deceptive
>>64305980
give up hope
>>64305952
Ronda was one of the Top 10 most searched people on Google this year
That's insane
If Frankie Edgar is so good then why does he give 15% of his fight purse to ISIS?
I'm 6'4" and weigh around 200lbs, yet I'm a skinnyfag
How on earth does Luke Rockhold fight at 185lbs at 6'3"? He looks "thick" as well
>>64306016
>>64305952
Ronda will become massive if she wins against Holm
i know every noomber in da book
>>64306036
So she won't, then.
>>64306042
Most likely not, but if she does she will become MMA's biggest star for many many years to come.
MMA will be defined by a woman :^)
>>64306035
He lifts and you don't.
>>64306035
youre skinnyfat quite a bit more bodyfat on you i bet
>>64306036
that seems like a condition that's highly unlikely to be met, even less so with the instant rematch she'll be getting, no?
What fighting related books can /heem/ recommend? I have read GSP's "way of the fight" and Forrest's "got fight?". I'm looking forward to read pic related soon and Liddell's book. Any more suggestions? Has anyone read Honda's book? Is it as cringeworthy as I assume it to be?
Jaideep "The Street Shitter" Singh is going to run right through Fedor, mark my words
>>64306081
Sweden, ladies and gentlemen.
>>64303431
>Rafael dos Anjos vs Donald Cerrone
dos anjos
>Junior dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem
overeem
>Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
johnson
>Randa Markos vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
kuma
>>64306047
>>64306052
Here's a pic
Not skinnyfat and lift occasionally
How much work is needed to get "thicker"? I think that's gonna be my 2016 goal
>>64306081
He's gonna drag Fedor into his designated punching range and end his night early.
>>64303431
>other bear guy didn't pick kuma
>>64306036
She's already becoming massive even before the rematch.
>>64306081
He is 0/3 and Fedor will be roiding his ass of for the fight
>>64303532
why did he do this
>>64306113
lift more and eat more
>>64306113
Do you honestly think you can wade in through my lighting fast jab and snapping front kicks with that DYEL physique? You'll be bloodied and gasping for air before you even can get a hand on me me, punk. You don't move like I move. Where's your movement coach? you always take a knee in your fights that's not gonna work with me i'm gonna crack you with a jab and you're gonna wobble
How many minutes until the weigh ins?
>>64306133
ayyyyyy
>>64306154
like 500
>fedor refused to fight overeem in strikeforce
>>64306113
>literally no legs
Holy shit m8 thats embaressing. Maybe you should start doing exercises that matter instead of a couple of pushups every now and then
>>64306147
Take a fight with me on 2 weeks notice motherfucker and I'll beat your ass
>>64306171
Bro, they don't call me the German Fronkie for nothing. I'm literally training the whole year with no days off. Strength and conditioning in the morning, shitposting in the afternoon and technique in the evening. Some would say I'm beasting 25/8. You've never experienced the physical and mental dedication it takes to push yourself through a full season of wrestling. You've worked that hard in your entire goddamn life you spoon fed shitpostershit poster. The best workout you get on a daily basis is wheeling your fat ass from your computer screen to your mini fridge. So keep laughing and lying to yourself from behind your keyboard, we both know what would actually happen if I ever decided I wanted to take you down
>>64306168
because he was roiding so hard than even your grandmother could see it
>>64306169
The only pushups I do is pushing girls up and down on my dick m8
Show me your god-like physique then, faggot
>>64306192
>le fedor apologists
>refusing to fight someone because he's on steroids...yeah "GOAT" my ass
Schaubcast is getting awful
That last ep was just horrible
>>64306171
no one can take dat left hand simple as dat, i thank me and be grateful
>>64303431
RDA by decision
JDS by 1st round KO
MJ by decision
Markos by decision
List of martial art phonies:
1. Bruce Lee
2. Rickson Gracie
3. Fedor
>>64306187
How did you get so good at shitposting? I can tell from the quality you're at least a NCAA Div 1 shitposter, how early did you start?
>>64306168
they pushed for proper testing and Strikeforce said nah
>>64306207
>israel
can't canada get a better proxy than this?
If Conor beats Frankie, then who's next after that? Mendes is a bum, so Holloway?
>>64306217
Holloway would dance rings around McGregor right now
>>64303616
threads were going at 800 memes per second at least
>>64303431
No one cares that it's your "late night update." Just take the picks.
Seriously, how many of you actually P A Y A T T E N T I O N to mma, and how many just shitpost anonymously?
>>64306206
With Rockhold? Idk why, but it's nowhere close to being as "listenable" as JRE
>>64306216
i don't want another one
>>64306022
>Frankie converts to islam
>Conor can't say shit to him or else it will be islamophobia, given how SJW-whipped he is
It's a smart strategy ireland
>>64306233
No the ladt ep with just him and callen
It was really bad
>>64306168
You'd literally have better odds fighting a gorilla then Testostoreem.
>>64306232
i dont even know what mma stand for to be quite honest with you family but what i do know is that Schaub is the GOAT
>>64306262
>Testostoreem
Ubereem* you casual
>>64303616
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64193921
>>64303431
Donald Cerrone
Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz
Randa Markos
>>64306232
I just listen to JRE and shitpost furiously. Actually watching MMA is just too meta.
/r/ing Schaub getting KO'd webms
>>64306214
It's all about your mindset. There are different schools of shitposting like the british bants, irish potato posting, the unorthodox australian shitposting, canadian lmaoposting, the dull but effective brute force posting of the us. Look at them and find out what suits you best. You gotta be like a sponge absorbing new information and skill and then add them into your own arsenal. It's never too late to start but it takes dedication and heart. I've seen people with more talent than me not making it and tapping to banter. Mentality is 90% of shitposting. Make no mistake, on some days, you'll get your ass handed to you. The important thing is to get back to shitposting the next day and always come back stronger.
>>64306271
I prefer Alisteroid Testostoreem, but I get your point.
>>64306187
We'll see about that. First you gotta get through a guy that out shitposted you already and then I'll consider, discuss the memes with moot and change your jabroni life as well
>>64306262
Badr knocked him out though :^)
how many predictions have you made for this card?
>7
>>64306289
How can you out shitpost me when you'll be eating body shots the entire time? The knee, the heel, spinning back kick to the ribs, I just don't see how this ends without a nicely timed precise straight left to your glass jaw to put you away.
>>64306299
TKO*
Also, Reem KO'd Badr. And you have to keep in mind that Hari was/is roiding as well.
>>64306280
Truly inspiring
Friendly reminder that Brendan Schaub is the most popular fighter here
>literally doesn't even have 1 million followers on twitter
lmao
>>64306312
Hans you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you out shitpost me? Let's try that Hans, let's try that
>>64306354
That's quite surprising, how many does Ronda have?
>>64306391
2 million
>>64306350
Whens Schaub fighting next senpai
>>64306375
I've trained all sorts of wrestling styles, pro, Greco, freestyle. I don't need boxing, Muay Thai or other meme bullshit. All I need is wrestling. Wrestling to drop you on your head and break your brain. I'd love to see how you plan to shitpost once your brain is all mushy, maple nigger. And fair warning to those who say it isn't a martial art. Come around me and I'll show you how effective of a martial art it is.
>>64306391
>how many does Ronda have
>go check
>....
>ffs
>>64306391
Basically nobody actually reads their twitter feed. 'Followers' is just an rpg.
>>64306396
Takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar though
>>64306400
He's taking a break to conquer the media world. He could come back at any time for a superfight.
>>64306417
>tfw you will never see Kimbo vs Schuab
>>64306422
Why not? Let's make it happen!
https://amp.twimg.com/v/f188c57d-5d19-4d77-9c0e-fcdd129a9db3
Could he be the next Sage Northcutt?
>>64306430
nope
>>64306430
>next Sage Nortcutt
I'm good, thanks.
how many hours until the FOX commercials?
>>64303431
Dos Anjos
Dos Santos
Diaz
Karolina
What's all this then?
>>64306462
The reason she isn't fighting Bethe.
>>64306449
>fox gets better fights than the inbreds who pay for FightÊ—uck
>>64306462
Looks so sht
I guess Fedor will be deep in trouble soon
>>64306422
>tfw you will never see Jaideep Singh vs Schaub
>>64306078
Fedor has a book where he discusses technique.
http://www.amazon.com/Fedor-Fighting-System-Worlds-Undisputed/dp/0977731545/
Imagine the hype there would be if Schaub was announced as Fedors opponent yesterday. Would have been truly epic.
>>64306468
>MMA fighter in a film
It's definitely going to be shit
>>64306463
she isn't?
You know what - all the fighters who are rejecting fights left and right... Fine by me. Let them fight for other organizations. ...And I mean that both ironically and unironically.
>>64303387
>tfw you find out Sage failed the Voight-Kampff test.
which of these fighters do you hate the most?
>>64306409
I could (w)rest my balls on your forehead
>>64306508
Don't hate any.
>>64304320
jesus that's ugly. keep your left hand up, don't bring your fucking arm back and loopy, shoulders titled all wrong. who coaches her. that's horrible form.
How are you spending new year's eve, senpai?
>>64304573
you think the russians kidnapped and subconsciously programmed sage to assassinate donald trump?
>What do the numbers mean, sir? Haha!
>>64306300
1, faggot.
>>64306508
I feel a bad for Sage. The other two dying in a plane crash would make me laugh, unironically.
>>64306520
alone in my room shitposting on /heem/ and /r9k/ with my cat, where else?
>>64306536
Sage isn't a baby - he doesn't need to suckle your titty.
>>64306300
Just one so far, but I plan on getting another in before weigh-ins because I'm not completely sold on RDA.
>>64306520
no plans yet, starting to worry more and more that I will end up watching Fedor flatten poo in loo
>>64306520
Alone. Just like I will be on Christmas.
>>64306549
shut up race traitor
>>64306508
Paige.
I really dislike how bland she is during interviews. She reminds me of football players giving interviews here, they're so sterile in how they talk to the media, you might as well not have an interview if it's going to be totally devoid of any personality.
>yeah, Rousey is a great champion, I'm a fangirl and happy to watch her fights
>yeah, I'm happy for my next fight
>yeah I was beat and I'm going back to the gym
>yeah Rose will make a great fight
FUCK YOU
>>64306567
The race of... ?
>>64306520
pretending to my parents that I'm out with friends
>>64306508
I like DC, Paige is irrelevant and Sage is a labrador.
>>64306354
honestly think thats because americans are retarded and can't find him, his name has 1 n rather than 2 and he has a u in the word notorious. next time he fights if you hash tag his name with 2 ns you'll see that has a far bigger feed,
or hashtag his name with no u
How long before dana and conor have a falling out over money
>>64306578
Pretty much this.
>>64306581
Cartoonish in his physique, Joe
>>64306542
Certified FightFanâ„¢
>>64306578
This
>>64306516
Fuck Cro Cop. He was cheating throughout his entire career. Glad his UFC run was a bust and his career ended in shame.
>>64306581
Mighty Mouse looks like he's ready to implement sharia law
saturday just got a whole lot comfier
>>64306354
Literally why did he get those stomach tattoos? The chest one is bretty good, but the other 2 are just shit.
>>64306595
Truly mouse-like in stature, is Demetrious Johnson, Joe.
What are your favourite Goldbergisms?
>>64306615
DA KING DOES WHAT HE WOONTS
>>64306516
One of the most iconic pics of all time
>>64303550
the more i see of her the more i want her to become champ, she's fucking hot
>>64306615
there is no such thing as a good tattoo. if everyone with a tattoo died today the world would immediately be a better place.
>>64306635
You're gay
>>64306113
>>64306113
can't tell if serious.
Dead, squats. Dumbbell not retard barbell style.
You have no legs, oblques, hips, ass or back which is why your upper body is hunched forward.
I'd say bench but meh. Work on your back and lower leg first. If you are young 4 months to look decent if older 8 months.
but you are british so this kind of physique to brits is nearly god like lol.
Fucking look at ronaldo for rucks sake. Dude's like 6 foot tall and maybe 175 lbs and soccer fans act like he's some greek god.not some moderately scrawny dude who runs and lifts every so often.
So meh. YOur european so you are fine anways lol
>>64306616
>"It's amazing how fast he is able to put together these combinations Mike"
>......
>"HERB DEAN, OUR REFEREE"
I WILL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
So it that fucking zilch Aldo done?
>>64306616
>>64306643
>Everything else is virtually identical
>>64304638
>Conor McGregor lose
False
>Sage Northcutt lose
False
>JBJ fight at heavyweight
False, he'll beat DC and Rumble after that, that's busy enough for 2016.
>MMA in NYC
No clue.
>Khabib fight again
True
>>64306643
>sponsored by harley davidson. The only motorcycle worthy of being in the octagon
>>64306663
MM feeling that bike seat like he's feeling dat ass.
>>64306616
guaranteed lols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNONEybk6fw
heemspeak for WSOF tonight boys?
>>64306354
>>64306391
>>64306396
For comparison, Anderson Silva has over 7mil twitter followers
>>64306653
what's the over under on her committing suicide? that will be incredibly satisfying if it's announced she OD'd or hanged herself
>>64306584
Wait... what? That's just how you spell notorious. There is no other way to spell it. What are you talking about?
>>64306676
another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31Vu6B9MFI
>>64306679
tomorrow for me lad
>>64306643
>The beautiful Arriany
>AND ITS AAALLL OVER
>>64306676
>IT IS ALL OV- no, sorry
my sides
>>64306663
I don't know what's worse: tattoos or bikers
>>64306516
If schaub and cro cop have one thing in common, it's that they both always look silly as fuck when they get knocked out
>>64306708
tomorrow is comfy because it actually starts at a reasonable time
>>64306690
What the hell
How about Brock?
>>64306676
Stupid. Don't post this again.
Anyone driving to Orlando today?
>>64306616
>WANDERLEI SILVA BEATS WANDERLEI SILVA
>REE OH DAY DJINN EERO
>YO ANA YAY UND DJAY CHEQUE
>VERY X IN HIS Y IS Z, JOE
>HAANDS AT HIS HIPS
>*trying to get across a random irrelevant factoid from his sheet while action is happening*
>SHE'S OUT MIKE!
>HOLLY TRY'N'A FINISH!
>WELCOME, TO THE ULTIMATE DEFINING CHAMPIONSHIP
>>64306724
>>64306663
So cringe-worthy. And notice they put her in converse instead of boots or heels to try and close the height gap as much as possible
>>64306676
Holy shit the end.
>>64306734
Only 584k. Wow
who /gives zero fucks about Star Wars and will just pirate it in 6 months/ here?
>>64306766
I'm here bro. I don't even like the old movies that much.
>>64306748
i'll buy you dinner
>>64306766
>>64306779
>>64306773
That illegal. Piracy IS NOT a victimless crime.
>>64306779
looks like an average sized jon jones in the background
>>64306766
>zero fucks
>downloading it
>>64306780
It's dreary out today and supposed to get cold tonight.
>>64306793
>I could care less
>STILL MAH BOY
>>64306354
his instagram has 2.2mil
>>64306766
>6 months
more like 6 years
I still haven't seen The Dark Knight Rises m8
>>64306808
is he really that much taller than his dad? what the fug
>>64306788
Neither is heeming you bro but if you try to stop me you'll eat a wheel kick to the mug
>>64306807
You set a trap, lured him into the dead space, then dropped him clean. Well played.
>>64306824
I lost all respect for her when she started crying.
>>64306812
is that the 3rd one? Don't bother pham. First one was the only decent one, second was meme and third was shit
>>64306788
I'm not paying money for a movie I'll watch once.
>>64306766
>literally just came home from star wars
>people clapped at the end
I really felt american for a moment
>>64306821
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
NOT ACTUALLY HIS BOY
>>64306840
I paid for your mom once.
>>64306812
TDKR was shit.
>>64306844
even sadder considering you're watching an american movie
>>64306833
She just gets emotional. I think it's endearing, honestly. Not afraid to let her personality show, which is probably why she also has so many goofy instagram pics and vids. Best female champ 4sure.
>>64306848
Impossibru. They have the same face and head shape.
>>64306861
It was a prank I love her
>>64306860
>you'll never be american
>you'll never chant USA USA USA
>you'll never watch heems on time
>you'll never shoot mexishits trying to climb the border
thanks for reminding me
>>64306882
>you'll never watch heems on time
What?
>>64306848
>not being taller than your dad
literally genetic failure
>>64306875
Oh you.
>>64306860
99.5% of movies worth watching are american though
the rest are japanese or korean
wheres the new thread?
>>64306882
literally no one shoots mexicans
americans have it relatively too good to do anything about it
the electricity will have to shut off first
>>64306882
>you'll never watch heems on time
time to hand in your fight fan card
>>64306901
Be the Jone jones you want to see in the world
>>64306898
>Britain doesn't dominate the film industry
you should really start paying attention m8
>>64306896
I'm shorter than my dad :(
>>64305956
so i guess she dumped hector huh?
>>64306914
don't be silly
>>64306891
>>64306910
on time as in not during the night
>>64305956
before i knew about hector, the literal 1st thought i had when i say valerie's daughter's face was that her daughter was a coal burner
>>64306930
What? You don't need to be American to do that.
>>64306920
How? You should have had a better diet, lifestyle, medicine than he ever did, unless he's a bum.
>>64306924
>mfw hector is the dog
they look suspiciously similar
>>64306942
maybe his mom is a midget 5'6
>>64306927
wake up lad we've invaded Hollywood
>>64303727
what the fuck is going on here
New thread:
>>64303343
>>64306930
>on time as in not during the night
Thats what makes you a legit as fuck Fite-Fan.
>>64306942
>better diet
>doritos, mountain dew and pop tarts
>better lifestyle
>sitting around playing video games and watching chinese cartoons
>>64306882
But you'll get to openly remove kebab in 10 to 20 years
>>64306942
Dunno dude. My dad is 6'5" and somehow I'm 5'7".
>>64306953
My mom is 5'9".
>>64306766
Even my ps4 is full of pirated games. Movies are small game.
>mfw watching pirated "black sails" just now
>>64307002
or get removed by kebab, more likely
>>64306920
Same here. Dad's 188cm, mom's 172cm, I'm 181 :(
>>64307002
Actually we'll remove the kebab so that he can prosecute us for war crimes and give more of our land to the kebab so that we can remove more kebab that tries to invade his country.
>genocide and metaphysics 101
>>64306676
delete this or else
>>64306779
>McGoober rape support group
>>64306653
Her smile trying to hide the tears makes me sooooo hard
>>64303864
He hasn't lost to an Italian manlet yet.
>>64307021
i tought pirating games on ps4 gives you a ban from playing online
>>64306766
more like 6 hours
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