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Welcome to /HEEM/ my friends
Previous thread: >>64294462
Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
/heem/ sure moves quickly
is this the famous "mewvment" I've heard so much about?
Any good fights on WSOF 26?
MEMES NOBODY LIKES NOBODY GIVES ME A FUCKING YOU FOR ALL THIS SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H32f69KrZv4
give me one reason conor shouldnt use this next walkout
>>64297722
amazing for a thread that only ever discusses about 2 fights
CALIFORNIA BABY WE DID IT!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Cerrone wins? RDA wins? Doesn't matter because in the end that belt is Nate's.
>>64297700
>it's a britbong lusting over rockhold episode
I can't believe it but I'm actually looking forward to the next time Conor fights.
He dun did it. He roped me in.
>>64297742
I wish I knew what the original vid is from
Why is Kailin mediocre in every facet of life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU
>>64297772
he's like honda for me, don't care about him but the whole ppv is usually good
Eugene Robinson edition
https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/677655016908447744
>>64297571
dems heeming words
>>64297804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDEqaAV5ZSc
rose is a better singer
>>64297765
>he doesn't lust over rockhold
>his wet dreams dont end with him yelling no homo as rockhold tears open his boipuss
>>64297752
He's a manlet and not intimidating at all. Maybe is someone like Shane Carwin,JDS,if Cub Swanson was 6'2 and 185 lbs walked out to that it would fit. Someone needs to come out to the NWO theme at least once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E
>>64297861
>being gay
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU USA?
>>64297838
what's up with this rebel spirit shit he seems to live in
>>64297892
Obama
M8s, I checked my test levels and they are average. Does that mean, I can't enjoy high test webms anymore? How do average test women look like?
I really really like MMA
>>64297838
cant help but want to boo that little manlet
Real talk do you guys think Mike Tyson was crying internally watching Ronda's boxing in person?
>>64297900
That's patently false
>>64297900
>thought it said punch
>try it
>funny bone damage
No one here can hold pads for me tbqh
>>64297902
is that a wild irishwoman?
>>64297902
God I fucking hate Germany. Bunch of creepy fetishist, self loathing softcocks.
>>64297902
You get higher testosterone by fucking fat chicks, so hold your nose and dive in
>>64297900
i some extra skin you can pinch bb
You boys seen the line for Michael Johnson vs Nathan Diaz?
>>64297855
I'd love to pollinate Rose
>>64297957
Correctly priced imo
>>64297902
not gonna make it
>>64297950
Feels good knowing I could pinch every here
>>64297957
>trusting nate
>>64297946
>>64297979
every here what?
>>64297855
Rose = top tier qt. Also for sure this has already been said but she probably heemed him with that punch. Didn't he admit to being knocked out by her too?
>>64297787
this is what you're in for
I might be bias being from manchester but honestly liverpool is a complete shithole.
Any bunda around lads?
>>64298003
Why are Australian women so hot compared to British ogres? I thought we were meant to be of similar anglo descent.
Glad my family is Hungarian immigrants, decent teeth genetics at least.
>>64298021
what is your test level?
what went wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVmyvzoprJQ
>>64298059
vitor bull shark levels of test m8
>>64298059
>what is your test level?
Negative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0DikFdIWE
>>64298088
he looks awful for 29
like a woman without makeup
>>64298085
How big is your monitor?
>>64298064
a friendly heeminder to the mods that /heem/ is, was and will always be a bunda friendly zone
we all like mma here
>>64298116
Being the GOAT for 10 years can have that effect on you.
>>64298121
27"
hit with your best bunda my body is ready
>>64298135
In all seriousness, would you fuck a hijab hoe? I would, wouldn't breed but that's a different story.
Ken Shamrock looking natty
>>64298064
uh-oh, the bunda police are here
>>64298193
naw id just make one of my non shitskin hoes put one on if im feeling kabab
>>64298105
ayy fucking lmao
>>64298193
m8, I swear on me mums, there are plenty of hot turkish and persian women in Germany. But it's a shame that I as a German are permitted to touch them. Sharia Law literally forbids it. And the German sloots are attracted to muslims. There is a reason I have to snuggle with my grapple dummy every night...
Do you buy the PPVs?
>>64298211
i remember when i was a kissless virgin
Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm were the most searched athletes in the United States this year according to Google Trends end of year lists.
https://www.google.com/trends/topcharts#vm=cat&geo=US&date=2015&cid
For Brazil, 4 of the top 5 were MMA fighters.
https://www.google.com/trends/topcharts#vm=cat&geo=BR&date=2015&cid
Conor McGregor was the second most searched for person in Ireland, and
https://www.google.com/trends/topcharts#vm=cat&geo=IE&date=2015&cid
i want to marry paige
does anyone know if she has a BF?
she is so sexy, i'm been watching all her videos, etc and i think i love her
>>64298271
I was gonna reply until I realised you're just playing up over me calling Germans self loathing.
>>64298105
What a disgusting disrespectful thing to say to a lady
>>64298234
oh fuggg hide your arses boys
>>64298305
Isn't she dating Andre Fili from TAM?
>>64298305
She goes through boyfriends faster than you got through tissue boxes haha :DD:D:D
>>64298284
Yeah I get 8 or 10 buddies over, everyone kicks in 5 bucks, we have some food and beer and everyone has a great night.
>>64298305
That dance she does is her mating dance and she is only waiting for someone valiant and strong-hearted enough to send her a video of them doing the same dance, as well as posting it on here to be sure she sees it
>>64297902
>she didn't fall over
i feel shortchanged tbqh
>>64298284
Me and 5 other friends (no nine or ten like Dana wants me to) got together to buy UFC 194. One has a PS4 and it was only 45. So we all put in. But that's the only time I've ever supported the UFC.But this gives me full rights to talk about the Stitch Duran,Reebok, and other issues in MMA.
Who's the softest nigga in the UFC?
>>64298347
That's the way, friendo. Nobody watches a PPV by themselves, I mean what kind of person would do that?
>>64298318
w-who would want to see bunda
>>64298292
Good to know that big brother knows everything you search for
>>64298333
>Andre Fili
fucking slut whore, i hope she gets fucking cut from the UFC
>>64298372
Probably Connor
>>64298365
#bringbackburt
#savestitch
#fuckreebok
Any others? Think I'm missing one.
>>64298386
n-not me. i'm just here to talk about the nuances of superman punch technique. r-really
>>64298284
No
They're on at fucking 5am
who here /stockton/?
>>64298284
I've bought some, I've pirated some. I've gone to my buddy's house and chipped in a few bucks. I've been to two UFCs. I've gone to Hooters, Tilted Kilt, and a shitload of dive bars.
Anyone that only pirates is a pathetic faggot. Low income, ugly trash that shouldnt be allowed to live in the western world.
>>64298249
>>64298252
>make america great again
>>64298450
>dancing for 15 years
>still awkward af
her striking will never be good
>>64298105
"You rather swallow or spit gurl?"
>Luke Rockhard will never fuck your boipussy
jdimsa
>>64298463
>mfw I've actually been to stockton and I liked it more than my hometown
Comfy little hellhole.
>>64298365
How was the quality on the PS4? I have a ps4 but never used it for ppv. But now that directv wants $60 I might try out PS4.
The German VPN days were the fucking best.
>>64298470
>great again
>again
remind me when it was great
remind me what's worth saving
>>64298292
>memes
>1.pepe the frog
>>64298399
n-names please?
Hey listen
No one sits home alone and watches the UFC
>>64298483
All it takes is being the right boy at the right place, and your dreams will ""cum"" true!
>>64298284
Don't know anyone who buys ppvs at uk prices
>>64298483
>nord being a cuck
That's not atypical at all.
>>64298509
Sorry lad, but the USA is a global superpower for a reason. Because it's /great/
>>64298483
Why are yuros so gay?
>>64298284
I have a UFC videogame
therefore I can whine all I want, can whine all I want anyway because this bullshit capitalist argument doesn't work
>>64298548
Because of Merkel and the Union.
>Shevchenko was training MMA
Glad she didn't stay in reality shit
>>64298284
Pay-per-view is cheap, it's not expensive. Nobody sits at home alone and watches the fights.
>>64298450
>"Think you can handle this, anon?"
>>64298551
>i'm only pretending to be a whore
>>64298506
Honestly it was really good. It didn't skip or stop at any point. It did go black for 5 seconds when Conor was going to talk after the Aldo fight but it sorted itself out. The fucked up part was some Brit posted a Acestream link on /sp/. It looked great but the fight had already been ordered.
>>64298421
#bringbackSchaub
#fireJones
#bringbackGSP
#bringbackIceman
why would anyone want to wake up to this instead of Rockhold?
>>64298614
Being a fun loving girl who loves to dance isn't being a whore!!
Could Mighty Mouse beet McGoober?
>>64298632
>implying i would
>>64298614
Paige used to get beaten up by the whore girls :(
>>64298648
she never got beaten up, the worst that happened was they threw trash at her
>>64298632
Rose said after beating Paige she was "gummy." Like one of those squishy candy bears. I'd prefer that over some brawny musclejock frat boy any day desu.
>>64298632
I'm not gay but I'd prefer to fall asleep next to Cockhold or especially Dan Hardy while the sexy motherfucker breaks down some upcoming fites.
>>64298671
>Dump a trash can on her during her walkout
>>64298632
Isn't it against sharia to be gay?
who has the best bunda in MMA?
>>64298675
that was a nice way of saying she has the physique of a midget
>>64297742
what is this from?
>>64298632
https://youtu.be/IIeSGUK-Lyo?t=53
>>64298675
>he's never held hands with a true mans man
>he's never been embraced by a Greek God with smooth body fur
>he's never felt safe
>>64298696
>Dan's phone rings
>It's John Gooden calling
>"Oh hey John.. nah not tonight, just having some alone time"
>Hangs up and gives you a warm tight cuddle
>>64298706
>saying this even as a joke after what this criminal government just did
>>64298632
rockhold is a fucking pothead surfer faggot with a staph infection
paige is a warm, fit athlete who probably has the tightest pussy in the world
>>64298632
she probably smells nicer 2bh
>>64298746
you disgust me
>>64298632
She's really unfortunate in that she has MALE native american features but blue eyes and blonde hair.
European features on shitskins look horrid for the most part, especially if you look like you're an elder
>>64298772
What do you think Paige smells like?
Scratch that; what do women smell like in general?
Asking for a friend.
>>64298794
yeast infection
>>64298794
salty milk and coins
>>64298780
>Australian talking about impure genes
Is this entire website just a big meme?
>>64297700
I love how she can remain so feminine with all that muscle.
>>64298812
See: >>64298045
>>64298625
acestream got killed off before the main events desu
>>64297902
hnnng nice, love that jiggle
>>64298794
bags of sand
>>64298801
>>64298806
fucking kek'd
>>64298772
not at all
no doubt Rockhold's shits stink like a muhfuka but after a shower under the sheets his natural aroma would drive me crazy, not to mention on nights out his aftershave would make me diamonds all night long
PVZ smells like shit, product after product all over her ageing face and chemically murdered hair to cover up her shit pheromones. No thanks.
>>64298088
Based Jose deserves a rematch, he should be back lads.
>>64298812
You're the meme now dog! haha
>>64298832
Came back before the match for me
Come on
let's get a little bit closer
>>64297902
when i was a teenager i catered for a group of "BBW" like her and their boyfriends. they were literally the worst human beings i have ever even heard of
>>64298799
Those chicks are drooling lads.
>>64298881
How hard must it be to resist giving those a big squeeze... I don't think I would be a good masseuse.
>>64298920
Easy if you're not a fag.
>>64298881
Is homosexuality your new favorite past time now?
>>64298723
>she has the physique of a midget
what did he mean by this
>>64298920
he's a manlet so he's basically a girl so no thanks
https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi/status/677627811432108032
>Proposed new weight classes: 165, 175 (no more 170), 185, 195, 205, 225 and super heavyweight. #WeightCutSummit
>165,175,195
Finally
>>64298970
So where's your cutoff for massage groping a juicy arse then? 6ft+ WWs only?
>>64298977
It's about damn time.
>>64298977
long as no more turbo midget divisions im cool with it
>>64298977
Whack
>"EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT DA TALK BUT WHEN YA HEAD CLATTAHS OFF DA CANVAS, DEN U WILL KNO IT'S NOT ALL TALK!"
>>64298977
What Light weights will go to 165 and what Welterweights will drop?
>>64298999
nice trips
if they are under 6 foot (my height) they'd have to be pretty fucking exceptional
>>64298953
she looks like these women
http://yourslownewsday.com/lifetimes-little-women-la-must-be-some-sort-of-social-commentary-on-modern-entertainment/
>>64299027
They're probably going to hold off on men's 115 for a while, at least until some other organisation legitimizes that size category the way WEC legitimized 135 / 145.
>>64299039
Depends on how they feel. With weight cutting, there's a point of diminishing returns when whatever size advantage you gain is cancelled out by how much energy you lose. Fighters will have to decide for themselves.
>yfw sage is a literal 5'10'' manlet
>>64299068
no she doesn't lmao
>subscribing to a phony pagan holiday
>>64298977
>no 155
kek
>>64299190
Don't worry, we sacrificed Aldo at the altar so now you can celebrate your monkey shit too.
>>64299182
have another beer you fucking moron
>>64299167
Post your body stud
>>64299229
he cant cuz lanklet
>>64299039
Expert on weight cutting dynamics here (black belt in nutrition under Mike Dolce)
Rising to 165 from LW:
Chiesa
Nate Diaz
Diego Sanchez always talked about 165
Barboza
Dropping to 165 from WW:
Alves
Gunni
Bendo
Rick Story
Hendricks
>>64299068
I fucking would
>>64299261
>Neckbeard fantasies
>>64299290
>literally TMZ bullshit
Wow, just leave the fat broken cow alone already.
>>64299034
It'll probably take all the wind out of 185 and even further thin out 205 too. It'll be cool to see how 225 could pan out as a testing ground for a bigger JBJ.
>>64297902
Damn bro you got me that bitch is fine as fuck, desu senpai my test has never been higher nigga!!
>>64299261
hendricks, cutting more weight, lol
who is the biggest power puncher in MMA?
>>64299334
I bet you could heem every thailander
>>64297902
that lady has some serious bunda
>>64299321
why do you hate freedom?
>>64299314
JUST
>>64299343
Jason "Mayhem" Miller
>>64299300
Yeah say that to my face fucker not online, see whose head clatters off the grilled chicken breast, perfect meal for during weight cutting.
>>64299342
He'll do it for sure man. He'll have a sit down with Dolce-sama, and realize that he would be very successful in a division where he doesn't have the smallest frame of the top 10.
>>64299290
>>64299314
Cmon mate this is disgusting
>>64299392
I wouldn't just say it to your face, I would also spit on it.
>>64299334
>tfw heart is on the cusp of failure
>can barely walk
>not sure what do
>>64299343
jds or hunt
maybe rumble
>>64299408
>not sure what do
Steroids obviously
>>64299343
Carwin I reckon hey?
P4P-wise, Dodson is tiny but packs a huge punch.
>>64299343
All time?
Shane Carwin
daily reminder claudia won and should be champion right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
>>64299343
Anthony Johnson
>>64299405
You know I would absolutely report you to the authorities if you did some silly shit like that?
If you were in a giant brawl in the streets which MMA fighter would you want to have your back, /heem/? I would have to go with Anthony Johnson.
>>64299290
>>64299314
>females
>>64299343
Hunto, JDS, Roy Nelson, Dan Henderson
>>64299462
You think I'd just let you do that?
>>64299465
They're pretty cute, yea
>>64299463
jon jones
>>64299438
I wasn't interested in the Claudia rematch initially, because a large part of me felt that Claudia would take it. However, given the fall from grace of Nova Uniao in the last year or so, now I'm quite interested in the JJ vs Claudia rematch. Can Claudia buck the trend of her comrades slipping from the highest level?
>>64299499
>Nova Uniao are 1-9 since drug testing
hmmmm
>>64299463
Rumble for sure, he could even sick his fighting pitbulls on them for me. Good guy.
>>64298284
Bro I haven't even had 10 friends that I could invite over to my house at once in my whole life. WTF has ten buddies just waiting around to be invited to watch the UFC, who the fuck even has ten buddies that watch the UFC??
>>64299481
I love how when the camera comes on you act like you're not still my boy, it is amazing. It is amazing.
>>64298105
shshshshshh
or spit girl? ahahahah
>>64298977
I sure hope none of them become a weight class duse, eight is a perfect number separating the small divisions
>>64299520
So are Team Alpha Male
>>64299527
People who have social lives, who share their interests. People who aren't like us :(
>>64299582
If you live in Brisbane you can come watch UFC at mine with my bros.
>>64299576
HMMMMMMMMMM
>>64299463
JDS for that 1-punch knockout power. Jon Jones wouldn't be good in a major brawl.
>>64299527
i do the problem is that most are flakes and wouldnt trust them to say they would come or even bring money if ordering a fight. always ends up being just me and my friend watching it who was an amatuer fighter for awhile
>tfw we get drunk and he teaches me moves after the fight
>>64298977
Is this Conor Mcgregor's plan to hold like 4 fucking belts or something
>>64299545
What happen to you Canada?
>>64299609
that sounds cool
>>64298977
Wait so does Robbie become the 175 champ or the 165 champ?
>>64299621
be hilarious 3behonest. imagine the shit talking? imagine how backed up the divisions would get
>ufc 194 was 22 years ago
how do you all feel about it now?
>>64299290
>>64299314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6REXUXGCGs
>>64299609
Has he ever choked you out?
this bitch will murder paige
>>64299667
Deflated worse than a Brazilian not on roids.
>>64298977
I never understood why the UFC has a HW-limit. 265 isn't THAT heavy desu
>>64298977
>diving the talent of Heavyweight with a 225 division
Retarded, there are barely 10 guys there who can't make the cut
>>64299679
she already dead
>>64299695
competition is limited past that anyway, boxing isn't unlimited either
>>64299695
>265 isn't THAT heavy
Spoken like a true 4channer
>>64299695
who the fuck is relevant that can't cut to 265
we live family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrI7mGOT1Q
>>64299695
They don't want sumo wrestlers is why. It forces guys like big country and mark hunt to stay in shape instead of becoming feminist tier heavy
>>64299696
Yeah off the top of my head, Heavyweights that can't cut to 225:
>Bigfoot
>Hunt
>Big Ben
>
>
>>64299637
it is actually wish i knew him when he was active so i could see some real life heems for once
>>64299676
naw hes pretty chill and gentle but even though he barely puts pressure at all its enough to realize how easy it is to pass out from it.
>>64299729
But what's the point in disallowing people to be heavier than 265? You can never truly be "the baddest man on the planet" when there's a weightlimit.
And wtf. are you high? There's no weightlimit for heavyweight in boxing.
CALL IT NOW
WHO IS FEDOR'S OPPONENT
CORRECT GUESS GET'S A FREE (YOU)
cerrone trained with jones and rockhold and holly he literally cannot lose
>>64299802
HANDY COUCHOORE
>>64299695
FINALLY someone that gets it. The zionist UFC brass are trying to keep REAL men out of their corrupt business
>>64299800
>You can never truly be "the baddest man on the planet" when there's a weightlimit.
Are you stupid or something?
>>64299806
In my mind, Jackson-Winkeljohn is the only camp that has truly earned the SuperCamp moniker.
>>64299806
Bet the farm
reminder that condit practices mewvment, but is not favorite against lawler
load up on him and become rich
Rizin Press Conference in a few minutes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrI7mGOT1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrI7mGOT1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrI7mGOT1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrI7mGOT1Q
Fedor opponent announcement too, I think
Ganbatte!
>>64298977
Also
>185, 195 and 205
The talent in MW/LHW isn't exactly blooming right now, they'll just dilute relatively weak divisions with this.
After the IV ban, they should just increase the weight limit of every class to 5 lbs or so
>>64299837
I would put King's mma and AKA in the same league they both have 2 champions
>>64299754
>who the fuck is relevant that can't cut to 265
Big-ass nigga's like Shaq etc.
>the city of cormier
>>64299822
Feels bad seeing that he has to rely on a cane these days, and he's not even 50 years old yet.
>>64299855
Leave wmma to me
>>64299876
dat hgh gut
>>64299870
their asses belong in japan being climbed by fedor and ken shamrock
>>64299876
rockhold saved weidman's life
>>64299876
Nice roid gut
>>64298503
But it is a hellhole.
Plenty of awesome towns in that part of the world, Stockton isn't exactly one of 'em.
>>64299823
Care to elaborate? How can you know you're the baddest man on the planet when there are potentially giant freaks that would own you, but can't make the weigt-cut.
>>64299906
go to bed royce
>>64299890
>>64299897
if he's taking anything right now he truly doesn't give a fuck
>>64297838
>Rebel Spirit
>Product of his dad's grooming
Could Conor beat him?
>>64299906
Because in the first UFC fight ever some sumo fat fuck was dropped with a punch and a kick and that was the end of the fight.
Being fat doesn't give you an advantage you dumbass.
>>64299941
"no"
>>64299924
fuck off you dumb nigger
>>64299941
literally who
>>64299941
Easily
>>64299941
Stand up battle? Fuck no.
>>64299941
He didn't deserve to win his last fight.
>>64299961
>Shaq and Yao Ming are fat
>>64299968
no you fuck off with your unsanctioned faggotry. go watch ufc 1 if you want that rediculous bullshit
>>64299941
THERE'S NOT A MAN ALIVE WHO CAN BEAT CONOR AT 145
>>64299862
165 is the only feasible one because but light and welterweight are the deepest division but i don't the possibility of the fights we could have now depleting
>y-you're messing with the formula, jon
>>64300019
>Being tall and fat makes people good fighters
Anyone weighing that much will guaranteed be slow and can't make it past the 1st round without gassing hard.
>>64299961
Yarborough submitted a guy by smothering him. Pretty scary place to be.
RIZIN LIVE
>>64299806
B L A C K E D
So you're in the club and this guy bumps into your gf and says "Oh sorry Mrs Anon". What do you do? Oh yeah, he's 6ft, 155 pounds, all muscle.
>>64299695
To protect the weak from the strong
>>64299855
Happening
FEDOR
>>64300061
>implying they need to make it past the 1st
If Shaq had trained mma his whole life he would murder Cain, Werdum, JDS etc.
>people still care about fedor
>the year of our lord mohamed, 2015
>>64300049
Pudzianowski can literally bench press 300 more pounds than Jones, but he couldn't even take down Tim Sylvia. Too bad he sucks at fighting though, and Jon is the best fighter who ever lived.
literally who
poo in loo
>>64300137
/pol/ pls go
who here speaks nipponese?
>>64300153
>implying i'm /pol/
>no fun allowed
>>64299896
Wait, did Weidman want to fight Jones?
Holy shit, please still this isn't what you're implying
lol he's crying because they couldn't get wanderlei
who is this old homo and why is he crying
Fedor vs Jaideep
Fuck yeah bros
who /hype/
Is Rizin gonna be in a cage or ring?
FUCK FEDOR! He is a bum, he is nowhere near the greatest Heavyweight.
Who is the best athlete in the NFL currently?
>>64300185
More excited about geriatric roidheads Ken Shamrock and Royce Gracie fighting desu
>>64300218
Ring
It's only right
>spaghetti translation
>this translator
What even is this
Is there literally nobody there?
This is cringeworthy as fuck
>>64300232
Clay Matthews. I can't wait till he gets too old for the NFL and decides to test himself in the MMA world. Until then I'll be waiting.
>>64297838
>https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/677655016908447744
Sage tagged the wrong guy in that tweet lol, his first time on the internet
843 watching fedor's opponent this is gonna bomb so hard
What happened to the light heavyweight division, /heem/?
It used to be called one of the deepest divisions in the business, belt constantly changing hands and all that. Fast forward to recent times, some guys dropped down, lots of the big names are relatively old and/or have fucked up bodies from wear and tear like DC and Glover. Jones heemed himself with coco, Phil Davis never made it big. It just lacks fresh blood, great prospects I suppose.
>>64300310
>https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/677655016908447744
kek tbfair im surprised anybody even checked it
>>64300327
Jones literally killed the division by being too good
>>64300310
Can Sage even dunk?
>>64300315
Youtube isn't big in japan
>>64300327
It got killed, just like FW is now dead.
>>64300388
They got english translators for a reason this is supposed to be an international promotion
>Rose will never wake you up like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDEqaAV5ZSc#!
>Peter Aerts
>Great Khali
>Wanderlei maybe
>Fedor
>>64300433
I would absolutely love to heem the shit out of this big mouthed bald bitch
wheres Fedor though
is it wise for connor to get a title shot at 155 or he should do 1 match with 1# contender beforehand
Who else /suffering/ here?
>>64300538
Direct tittle shot is deserved for any champion plus his hype is still hot
>>64300547
it's fucking COLD over here bitch
>>64297752
This isn't a movie. You don't just hear someone's song and think 'oh, this guy must be a badass.'
Does Rose actually speak lithuanian
>>64300547
Why's it so hot in the winter?
Is this indi even trying
Singh is hitting pads with Aerts in the ring
>>64300626
>american education
>>64300315
Isn't everyone just watching it for Gabi?
>>64297752
>"he broke him mentally with that walkout music, Joe. It takes a lot of energy to listen to rock music"
>>64300653
I am personally
>>64300623
she speaks it in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IlYn9qPj10
>>64300645
>implying the Britbong education system is any better
>>64300682
only clicked on it 'cause of dat booty
>>64300682
muh dick
Which stream you guys watching?
SO BRO SHE LIKE CUT HER HAIR
SHE WAS LIKE, "SHIT'S IN THE WAY AT PRACTICE"
THAT SHIT SPOKE TO ME LIKE, HOW MANY CHICKS YOU KNOW DO THAT?
LIKE BRO, JUST CUT THEIR HAIR LIKE THAT MAN?
>>64300433
>try to wake Pat up
>only put him deeper to sleep
>mma is the most violent sport
>>64300788
>black athlete physically harms white woman
This has never happened before in the history of sports
>>64300788
White men blanda up
>>64300771
OOOHHH SHE SLEPT HIM
>>64300817
Will she sue Lebron?
>>64300433
>dat cameltoe at 0:49
>>64300876
It's a pro golfers wife.. and it says to watch out on the ticket lel
>>64300876
She will try, guaranteed.
>>64300876
little did he know, he would be taking severe damage to his cornea the next day
https://streamable.com/u5mt
Can someone post the webm montage of bendo getting btfo with the chipmunk brit laughing?
>>64300185
>the city of this guy's athleticism
>>64300169
he did, weidman kept talking about it
that would have been a fucking massacre
>>64301023
he has a toilet tattoo
>>64301023
According to Denmark, he should be allowed to weigh 300 lbs.
>>64300433
If I heem Pat Barry will Rose marry me
Frankie will withstand McGregor's onslaught and throw a quick jab that will neutralize McGregor and give Frankie his second belt in two weight classes.
>>64300788
I wished this happened to me.
>>64301127
>Frankie will jab a guy with a big reach advantage
If anything this fight will be him trying to put Conor against the fence all the time
>>64300232
The big guy that goes WEW and didn't know what rich people bought
>>64301147
fucking scumbag
the world would be so much better if litigious pieces of human trash like you didn't exist
>>64301127
After the Mendes fight I think Edgar would beat McGooba
>>64301127
>frankie will neutralize chin the man with a jab despite having a 6 inch reach disadvantage and no mevement skills
>>64300653
Yes
>>64301236
>Conor
>chin the man
>implying
>>64301216
>I think Edgar would beat McGooba
Who does Conor need to KO before you give him the respect he deserves? Is it cause he talks a lot and knows how to sell fights that people still underrate him?
>>64301023
This is the guy that beat Kharitonov in a kickboxing bout right? Like 4 years ago.
>>64301265
and where's the respect Edgar deserves? The guy is legit and stylistically bad for Conor because wrasslin'
>>64301265
He talked his way to the title fight and has only fought deflated Brazilians.
>>64301265
It's because Conor can get out wrestled. Quite Frankie, Edgar only loses to decisions and We've never seen how long Mcgregor can last for multiple rounds.
>>64301352
>The guy is legit and stylistically bad for Conor because wrasslin'
He would be easier to buckle than Mendes doe
>>64301373
I think Jose got heemed while cheekily going for a clinch/takedown.
>>64301379
>He would be easier to buckle than Mendes doe
>>64301379
>Frankie
>easy to knock out
It's like you don't even know what you're talking about.
>>64301373
>Edgar only loses to decisions
Reading this reminds me of:
>ALDO HAS NEVER BEEN KO'D
>>64301367
Are you saying that Conor McGregor is the Chris Weidman of 145?
>>64301379
Literally go away
>>64301379
Nah, he's faster than Mendes, has way better cardio than Mendes, and has better wrestling than Mendes. Also has experience with fighting guys bigger than him.
>>64301395
I'm pretty sure just a month ago I too said
>Aldo
>easy to knock out
And look what happened!
>Tfw you could take a time machine back to just 1 week ago and the same people circle jerking Edgar now were the ones saying Aldo would butcher McGregor.
So what's next after Edgar gets KO'D? Whose nuts do you hop on next?
>>64301023
wtf happened to that guy? he was pretty shredded back in the K1 days iirc.
>>64301455
RDA probably since the Featherweights will be cleared out
>>64301455
I will say he's the best featherweight if he beats Frankie.
>>64301486
But I thought Aldo was the final boss
Will we ever get literally kill you Jones again?
>>64301497
Conor talked his way to skipping the hardest mid-boss tho. Pretty much cheated the game.
>>64301513
No he didn't.
, Poirier, Holloway.
>beats Mendes after 1 week training camp
>beats Aldo with a flash KO that could happen to anyone
not legit
>>64301498
Absolutely.
>>64301532
>Getting KO'd in 13 seconds isn't legit
That's as legit as it gets.
>>64301556
Nah it wasn't fair
>>64300573
I would welcome the cold rory, if you stepped one foot here you would actually die.
>>64301574
Nothing fair about the fight game.
>>64301611
Amen
>Holloway-Taurus Demon
>Poirier-Gaping Dragon
>Siver-Hydra
>Edgar-Ornstein
>Mendes-Smough
>Aldo-Gwyn
Schaub just got KO'd listening to his wife's stomach
>>64299806
It's funny how Holly and Jones are close, they seem like totally opposites when it comes to their personality. The preacher's daughter and the coke addict. I guess she helps him out with his problems.
>>64297902
Super cute if she lost 300 lbs. The cameraman sees this and he's dedicated.
>>64301556
It's legit, but its kinda bad in a way. I think because of the quick knockout everybody is still left with the feeling that Aldo could beat Conor. I would feel better about it if we had seen how Conor could counter more of Joses game. It was decisive but at the same time it wasnt.
>>64301718
And the cameraman's name? Mike Dolce.
>tfw start work tomorrow at 5am
fuck me lads
>>64301750
What do you do?
>>64301773
work at a supermarket
>>64301742
It was incredibly decisive. Here we had a man who had gone unbeaten for 10 years and he got dropped in 10 seconds. He was beaten mentally before he stepped into that cage.
>How Conor would counter an over-extending striker
He'd KO him, if not in the 1st round, then in the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th.
Why are boxers still making more money than UFC Fighters. Does that make any sense?
>>64301716
>implying she hasn't roided
>>64301742
That's very true. I think that's why Frank Frittata was so upset watching it. The greatest sports sagas are borne out of heated rivalries between equally matched opponents. Ali/Frazier, Federer/Nadal, Goku/Vegeta, Prost/Senna, Higgins vs the civilized world... 13 seconds completely destroys one of the best chances for that in the last few years.
>>64301716
Ya people call serial killers really nice people
how do you guys feel about the Reebok kit deal?
>>64301847
Ronda looks more muscular than Holly, have you looked at her shoulders?
She looked like Sean Sherk in one of her training pictures
>>64301863
>Frank Frittata was so upset
Nice meme
>>64301531
both weren't even top 10 when mcgregor fought them
>>64301870
Good for the sport, you goof. Next question.
>>64301840
No idea. I don't know anyone who cares in the slightest about boxing.
>>64301877
holly literally looks like a user from her face to her clit
UFC 200: McGregor vs Diaz
I'd give Dana money for that.
>>64301883
Poirier was number 5, goof.
>>64301840
UFC is the only game in town, so you take what they give you. Not a great labour rights situation.
>>64301883
Poirier was literally number 5
>>64298423
MORE
>>64301911
What should the rest of the main card be?
>mfw this determination
>female mike tyson
>>64301932
Jones DC
Rockhold Romero
Holm Rousey 2
Chris Jacare
>>64301902
Shes just a woman with strong nordic genes.
>>64301975
why the fuck didn't mendes pull guard like vitor to survive second round with mcgregor...
>>64300449
I thought those dudes are the same from your picture, they aren't
>>64301997
Mendes' BJJ is weak, he's t-rex as fukt. He uses wrestling with strong top game/GnP.
>>64299314
JUST
>>64301900
How is it good for the sport when fighters are losing sponsors?
>>64302016
still would have saved his ass, could have been a comeback like how aldo almost finished him at bell
>>64299314
Holly heemed her so hard she started binge eating.
I never saw her this big before
>>64302043
When would he have had the chance to pull guard? When Conor wasn't on his back he was controlling the octagon.
>>64302058
at the end before he turned his side to him at cage, could have just dropped to back but just casually walked away to get rekt
>>64302070
He was backing away from the onslaught of damage his body kept taking every time they stood and traded. Conor would not have fallen into his guard at that moment, dude.
>>64302090
maybe not, but that little bit of a stall was all the poor manlet needed
>>64299314
>You will never get heem'd so badly you become a DNB getting taken care of by Travis Browne and pooping in the woods
>>64299068
>http://yourslownewsday.com/lifetimes-little-women-la-must-be-some-sort-of-social-commentary-on-modern-entertainment/
the ugly ewoks hating on the qt elf kek
>>64302099
Why didn't Chad absolutely run away with that fight? He is dumb God bless his soul.
>>64302099
No one can take that left hand shot and live to tell the story
I'm driving from hotlanta to orlando for UFC on Fox. Am I a fight fan lads?
>Frankie edgar gets whatever he wants
Now watch me heem
Now watch me maymay
cruz is taking rogans place calling rda vs cerrone what do we make of this
>>64302336
he's probably going to take over Joe's place next August when the fag retires from casting.
>>64302336
Gonna miss Joe tbqh
>>64301914
>>64301923
goofs, siver and poirer moved up in ranks as the fight got closer.they magically got better.
siver was ranked 13th i think and poirer maybe 9th
>>64302410
Nope Poirier was 5
>>64302385
>>64302404
actually my bad it's alongside rogan not taking rogans place, 3 man cast damn im hype.
>>64302410
Is there a source for this? I don't doubt it considering the UFC's shady relationship with Conor but you need some sort of proof if you're gonna claim this.
>>64300090
Beat the crap out of him for forgetting to laugh out loud.
so now that rda looks exactly the same as he did against pettis whats heems excuse going to be when cerrone comes up short?
>>64302518
Ringrust cerrone
>>64297752
because he's not a pedo weeb faggot
>>64302193
Not everything
What did she meaned by this phams?
>>64302547
Well he did get an immediate rematch he didn't deserve then a tittle with Aldo
>>64300910
How the fuck do you "watch out" for a 225lb black man running at you at a full sprint and diving into you
>WAAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH
>he didn derserve titel shot he only beat #15 rank Dustin Diamond and #last rank Dennis Sive
>WAAHHHA AAHHHH OOOOOOOWWWAAAAA
>Connner McGregron only hype train get smashed when fights real ground game wrassler like Jonny Hendrix
>>64302683
I'm with you Ireland. He KO'd Aldo in 13 seconds, that's enough.
>>64302683
shut the fuck up you drunk potato loving faggot
>>64302738
good post
>>64302683
Calm down italy.
>>64302751
She didn't need implants
>>64302738
>Mark Hunt
>>64302765
> I know female stats. Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.
>>64302765
I'll agree with that in almost any type of girl, except fighters. Fighters with implants have that look pham
>>64302683
Stop living your life vicariously through McGregor. You are not cool suddenly.
>>64302834
Stop living your life vicariously through.....Dennis Siver.
>>64297910
...why does her head not move?
Look at how much of a skelly he is at weigh-ins. You can literally see his cheekbones.
>>64302802
I'm the opposite. I hate implants in fit chicks in general. You have good taste though, Blackbro.
>>64302790
Great movie, bad post though.
>>64302834
this is him lad
>>64302878
He looks like Abe Lincoln.
>>64302950
top kek
>>64302171
Top Fan
>thread reaches 490 replies
>it dies
>no one wants to post because they know there will be a new thread soon
>if they post now they might not enough enough (You)s
>they save their posts for the new thread
Every time.
It was decided a long time ago that new threads should be made at 480 posts
>>64302910
He is probably saying things like "we are feather weight champion now. All the hard work we put in it"
>>64303169
Are you giving free (You)s?
(You) for (You) here
>>64303169
I guess you could say there's not enough....
mewvment!
>>64297764
I can't wait for that racist fuck cerrone to win the belt. Then get stripped of it.
<3 u heem
>>64297910
lawl
>>64303193
>>64303196
>>64303213
>>64303215
>all these (You)s
thanks heem
>>64298020
smell that pussy
overeem confirmed weighing 243-244lbs thats literally 30lbs less than he was against brock
>>64301950
>implying Holm/Rousey 2 wouldn't headline the card
>cs
>soundboard
>Hey pussy, you still there?
cuckhs everywhere.
>>64303323
I would have started 5 minutes ago, but since the standard is >50 posts early, I didn't bother.
new thread
>>64303347
>>64303347
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
>>64303347
>>64303347
>>64303347
>>64303347
>>64303296
>y-yeah i-i'm here
I would literally kill you.
>Cuck has left the server.
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