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Welcome to /HEEM/ my friends
Previous thread: >>64294462
Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
/heem/ sure moves quickly
is this the famous "mewvment" I've heard so much about?
Any good fights on WSOF 26?
MEMES NOBODY LIKES NOBODY GIVES ME A FUCKING YOU FOR ALL THIS SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H32f69KrZv4
give me one reason conor shouldnt use this next walkout
>>64297722
amazing for a thread that only ever discusses about 2 fights
CALIFORNIA BABY WE DID IT!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Cerrone wins? RDA wins? Doesn't matter because in the end that belt is Nate's.
>>64297700
>it's a britbong lusting over rockhold episode
I can't believe it but I'm actually looking forward to the next time Conor fights.
He dun did it. He roped me in.
>>64297742
I wish I knew what the original vid is from
Why is Kailin mediocre in every facet of life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU
>>64297772
he's like honda for me, don't care about him but the whole ppv is usually good
Eugene Robinson edition
https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/677655016908447744
>>64297571
dems heeming words
>>64297804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDEqaAV5ZSc
rose is a better singer
>>64297765
>he doesn't lust over rockhold
>his wet dreams dont end with him yelling no homo as rockhold tears open his boipuss
>>64297752
He's a manlet and not intimidating at all. Maybe is someone like Shane Carwin,JDS,if Cub Swanson was 6'2 and 185 lbs walked out to that it would fit. Someone needs to come out to the NWO theme at least once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E
>>64297861
>being gay
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU USA?
>>64297838
what's up with this rebel spirit shit he seems to live in
>>64297892
Obama
M8s, I checked my test levels and they are average. Does that mean, I can't enjoy high test webms anymore? How do average test women look like?
I really really like MMA
>>64297838
cant help but want to boo that little manlet
Real talk do you guys think Mike Tyson was crying internally watching Ronda's boxing in person?
>>64297900
That's patently false
>>64297900
>thought it said punch
>try it
>funny bone damage
No one here can hold pads for me tbqh
>>64297902
is that a wild irishwoman?
>>64297902
God I fucking hate Germany. Bunch of creepy fetishist, self loathing softcocks.
>>64297902
You get higher testosterone by fucking fat chicks, so hold your nose and dive in
>>64297900
i some extra skin you can pinch bb
You boys seen the line for Michael Johnson vs Nathan Diaz?
>>64297855
I'd love to pollinate Rose
>>64297957
Correctly priced imo
>>64297902
not gonna make it
>>64297950
Feels good knowing I could pinch every here
>>64297957
>trusting nate
>>64297946
>>64297979
every here what?
>>64297855
Rose = top tier qt. Also for sure this has already been said but she probably heemed him with that punch. Didn't he admit to being knocked out by her too?
>>64297787
this is what you're in for
I might be bias being from manchester but honestly liverpool is a complete shithole.
Any bunda around lads?
>>64298003
Why are Australian women so hot compared to British ogres? I thought we were meant to be of similar anglo descent.
Glad my family is Hungarian immigrants, decent teeth genetics at least.
>>64298021
what is your test level?
what went wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVmyvzoprJQ
>>64298059
vitor bull shark levels of test m8
>>64298059
>what is your test level?
Negative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0DikFdIWE
>>64298088
he looks awful for 29
like a woman without makeup
>>64298085
How big is your monitor?
>>64298064
a friendly heeminder to the mods that /heem/ is, was and will always be a bunda friendly zone
we all like mma here
>>64298105
>>64298116
Being the GOAT for 10 years can have that effect on you.
>>64298121
27"
hit with your best bunda my body is ready
>>64298135
In all seriousness, would you fuck a hijab hoe? I would, wouldn't breed but that's a different story.
Ken Shamrock looking natty
>>64298064
uh-oh, the bunda police are here
>>64298193
naw id just make one of my non shitskin hoes put one on if im feeling kabab
>>64298105
ayy fucking lmao
>>64298193
m8, I swear on me mums, there are plenty of hot turkish and persian women in Germany. But it's a shame that I as a German are permitted to touch them. Sharia Law literally forbids it. And the German sloots are attracted to muslims. There is a reason I have to snuggle with my grapple dummy every night...
Do you buy the PPVs?
>>64298211
i remember when i was a kissless virgin
Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm were the most searched athletes in the United States this year according to Google Trends end of year lists.
https://www.google.com/trends/topcharts#vm=cat&geo=US&date=2015&cid
For Brazil, 4 of the top 5 were MMA fighters.
https://www.google.com/trends/topcharts#vm=cat&geo=BR&date=2015&cid
Conor McGregor was the second most searched for person in Ireland, and
https://www.google.com/trends/topcharts#vm=cat&geo=IE&date=2015&cid
i want to marry paige
does anyone know if she has a BF?
she is so sexy, i'm been watching all her videos, etc and i think i love her
>>64298271
I was gonna reply until I realised you're just playing up over me calling Germans self loathing.
>>64298105
What a disgusting disrespectful thing to say to a lady
>>64298234
oh fuggg hide your arses boys
>>64298305
Isn't she dating Andre Fili from TAM?
>>64298305
She goes through boyfriends faster than you got through tissue boxes haha :DD:D:D
>>64298284
Yeah I get 8 or 10 buddies over, everyone kicks in 5 bucks, we have some food and beer and everyone has a great night.
>>64298305
That dance she does is her mating dance and she is only waiting for someone valiant and strong-hearted enough to send her a video of them doing the same dance, as well as posting it on here to be sure she sees it
>>64297902
>she didn't fall over
i feel shortchanged tbqh
>>64298284
Me and 5 other friends (no nine or ten like Dana wants me to) got together to buy UFC 194. One has a PS4 and it was only 45. So we all put in. But that's the only time I've ever supported the UFC.But this gives me full rights to talk about the Stitch Duran,Reebok, and other issues in MMA.
Who's the softest nigga in the UFC?
>>64298347
That's the way, friendo. Nobody watches a PPV by themselves, I mean what kind of person would do that?
>>64298318
w-who would want to see bunda
>>64298292
Good to know that big brother knows everything you search for
>>64298333
>Andre Fili
fucking slut whore, i hope she gets fucking cut from the UFC
>>64298372
Probably Connor
>>64298365
#bringbackburt
#savestitch
#fuckreebok
Any others? Think I'm missing one.
>>64298386
n-not me. i'm just here to talk about the nuances of superman punch technique. r-really
>>64298284
No
They're on at fucking 5am
who here /stockton/?
>>64298284
I've bought some, I've pirated some. I've gone to my buddy's house and chipped in a few bucks. I've been to two UFCs. I've gone to Hooters, Tilted Kilt, and a shitload of dive bars.
Anyone that only pirates is a pathetic faggot. Low income, ugly trash that shouldnt be allowed to live in the western world.
>>64298249
>>64298252
>make america great again
>>64298450
>dancing for 15 years
>still awkward af
her striking will never be good
>>64298105
"You rather swallow or spit gurl?"
>Luke Rockhard will never fuck your boipussy
jdimsa
>>64298463
>mfw I've actually been to stockton and I liked it more than my hometown
Comfy little hellhole.
>>64298365
How was the quality on the PS4? I have a ps4 but never used it for ppv. But now that directv wants $60 I might try out PS4.
The German VPN days were the fucking best.
>>64298470
>great again
>again
remind me when it was great
remind me what's worth saving
>>64298292
>memes
>1.pepe the frog
>>64298399
n-names please?
Hey listen
No one sits home alone and watches the UFC
>>64298483
All it takes is being the right boy at the right place, and your dreams will ""cum"" true!
>>64298284
Don't know anyone who buys ppvs at uk prices
>>64298483
>nord being a cuck
That's not atypical at all.
>>64298509
Sorry lad, but the USA is a global superpower for a reason. Because it's /great/
>>64298483
Why are yuros so gay?
>>64298284
I have a UFC videogame
therefore I can whine all I want, can whine all I want anyway because this bullshit capitalist argument doesn't work
>>64298548
Because of Merkel and the Union.
>Shevchenko was training MMA
Glad she didn't stay in reality shit
>>64298284
Pay-per-view is cheap, it's not expensive. Nobody sits at home alone and watches the fights.
>>64298450
>"Think you can handle this, anon?"
>>64298551
>i'm only pretending to be a whore
>>64298506
Honestly it was really good. It didn't skip or stop at any point. It did go black for 5 seconds when Conor was going to talk after the Aldo fight but it sorted itself out. The fucked up part was some Brit posted a Acestream link on /sp/. It looked great but the fight had already been ordered.
>>64298421
#bringbackSchaub
#fireJones
#bringbackGSP
#bringbackIceman
why would anyone want to wake up to this instead of Rockhold?
>>64298614
Being a fun loving girl who loves to dance isn't being a whore!!
Could Mighty Mouse beet McGoober?
>>64298632
>implying i would
>>64298614
Paige used to get beaten up by the whore girls :(
>>64298648
she never got beaten up, the worst that happened was they threw trash at her
>>64298632
Rose said after beating Paige she was "gummy." Like one of those squishy candy bears. I'd prefer that over some brawny musclejock frat boy any day desu.
>>64298632
I'm not gay but I'd prefer to fall asleep next to Cockhold or especially Dan Hardy while the sexy motherfucker breaks down some upcoming fites.
>>64298671
>Dump a trash can on her during her walkout
>>64298632
Isn't it against sharia to be gay?
who has the best bunda in MMA?
>>64298675
that was a nice way of saying she has the physique of a midget
>>64297742
what is this from?
>>64298632
https://youtu.be/IIeSGUK-Lyo?t=53
>>64298675
>he's never held hands with a true mans man
>he's never been embraced by a Greek God with smooth body fur
>he's never felt safe
>>64298696
>Dan's phone rings
>It's John Gooden calling
>"Oh hey John.. nah not tonight, just having some alone time"
>Hangs up and gives you a warm tight cuddle
>>64298706
>saying this even as a joke after what this criminal government just did
>>64298632
rockhold is a fucking pothead surfer faggot with a staph infection
paige is a warm, fit athlete who probably has the tightest pussy in the world
>>64298632
she probably smells nicer 2bh
>>64298746
you disgust me
>>64298632
She's really unfortunate in that she has MALE native american features but blue eyes and blonde hair.
European features on shitskins look horrid for the most part, especially if you look like you're an elder
>>64298772
What do you think Paige smells like?
Scratch that; what do women smell like in general?
Asking for a friend.
>>64298794
yeast infection
>>64298794
salty milk and coins
>>64298780
>Australian talking about impure genes
Is this entire website just a big meme?
>>64297700
I love how she can remain so feminine with all that muscle.
>>64298812
See: >>64298045
>>64298625
acestream got killed off before the main events desu
>>64297902
hnnng nice, love that jiggle
>>64298794
bags of sand
>>64298801
>>64298806
fucking kek'd
>>64298772
not at all
no doubt Rockhold's shits stink like a muhfuka but after a shower under the sheets his natural aroma would drive me crazy, not to mention on nights out his aftershave would make me diamonds all night long
PVZ smells like shit, product after product all over her ageing face and chemically murdered hair to cover up her shit pheromones. No thanks.
>>64298088
Based Jose deserves a rematch, he should be back lads.
>>64298812
You're the meme now dog! haha
>>64298832
Came back before the match for me
Come on
let's get a little bit closer
>>64298716
easy
>>64297902
when i was a teenager i catered for a group of "BBW" like her and their boyfriends. they were literally the worst human beings i have ever even heard of
>>64298799
Those chicks are drooling lads.
>>64298881
How hard must it be to resist giving those a big squeeze... I don't think I would be a good masseuse.
>>64298920
Easy if you're not a fag.
>>64298881
Is homosexuality your new favorite past time now?
>>64298723
>she has the physique of a midget
what did he mean by this
>>64298881
>>64298920
he's a manlet so he's basically a girl so no thanks
https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi/status/677627811432108032
>Proposed new weight classes: 165, 175 (no more 170), 185, 195, 205, 225 and super heavyweight. #WeightCutSummit
>165,175,195
Finally
>>64298970
So where's your cutoff for massage groping a juicy arse then? 6ft+ WWs only?
>>64298977
It's about damn time.
>>64298977
long as no more turbo midget divisions im cool with it
>>64298977
Whack
![mcgregor-aldo-ko[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Eq9vb0J.png "mcgregor-aldo-ko[1].png")
>"EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT DA TALK BUT WHEN YA HEAD CLATTAHS OFF DA CANVAS, DEN U WILL KNO IT'S NOT ALL TALK!"
>>64298977
What Light weights will go to 165 and what Welterweights will drop?
>>64298999
nice trips
if they are under 6 foot (my height) they'd have to be pretty fucking exceptional
>>64298953
she looks like these women
http://yourslownewsday.com/lifetimes-little-women-la-must-be-some-sort-of-social-commentary-on-modern-entertainment/
>>64299027
They're probably going to hold off on men's 115 for a while, at least until some other organisation legitimizes that size category the way WEC legitimized 135 / 145.
>>64299039
Depends on how they feel. With weight cutting, there's a point of diminishing returns when whatever size advantage you gain is cancelled out by how much energy you lose. Fighters will have to decide for themselves.
![CWc2NJeU4AAVfqv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2g2qhm7.jpg "CWc2NJeU4AAVfqv[1].jpg")
>yfw sage is a literal 5'10'' manlet
>>64299068
no she doesn't lmao
>subscribing to a phony pagan holiday
>>64298977
>no 155
kek
>>64299190
Don't worry, we sacrificed Aldo at the altar so now you can celebrate your monkey shit too.
>>64299182
have another beer you fucking moron
>>64299167
Post your body stud
>>64299229
he cant cuz lanklet
>>64299182
>LMAO
>>64299039
Expert on weight cutting dynamics here (black belt in nutrition under Mike Dolce)
Rising to 165 from LW:
Chiesa
Nate Diaz
Diego Sanchez always talked about 165
Barboza
Dropping to 165 from WW:
Alves
Gunni
Bendo
Rick Story
Hendricks
>>64299068
I fucking would
>>64299261
>Neckbeard fantasies
>>64299290
>literally TMZ bullshit
Wow, just leave the fat broken cow alone already.
>>64299034
It'll probably take all the wind out of 185 and even further thin out 205 too. It'll be cool to see how 225 could pan out as a testing ground for a bigger JBJ.
>>64297902
Damn bro you got me that bitch is fine as fuck, desu senpai my test has never been higher nigga!!
>>64299261
hendricks, cutting more weight, lol
who is the biggest power puncher in MMA?
>>64299334
I bet you could heem every thailander
>>64297902
that lady has some serious bunda
>>64299321
why do you hate freedom?
>>64299314
JUST
>>64299343
Jason "Mayhem" Miller
>>64299300
Yeah say that to my face fucker not online, see whose head clatters off the grilled chicken breast, perfect meal for during weight cutting.
>>64299342
He'll do it for sure man. He'll have a sit down with Dolce-sama, and realize that he would be very successful in a division where he doesn't have the smallest frame of the top 10.
>>64299290
>>64299314
Cmon mate this is disgusting
>>64299392
I wouldn't just say it to your face, I would also spit on it.
>>64299334
>tfw heart is on the cusp of failure
>can barely walk
>not sure what do
>>64299343
jds or hunt
maybe rumble
>>64299408
>not sure what do
Steroids obviously
>>64299343
Carwin I reckon hey?
P4P-wise, Dodson is tiny but packs a huge punch.
>>64299343
All time?
Shane Carwin
daily reminder claudia won and should be champion right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
>>64299343
Anthony Johnson
>>64299405
You know I would absolutely report you to the authorities if you did some silly shit like that?
If you were in a giant brawl in the streets which MMA fighter would you want to have your back, /heem/? I would have to go with Anthony Johnson.
>>64299290
>>64299314
>females
>>64299343
Hunto, JDS, Roy Nelson, Dan Henderson
>>64299462
You think I'd just let you do that?
>>64299465
They're pretty cute, yea
>>64299463
jon jones
>>64299438
I wasn't interested in the Claudia rematch initially, because a large part of me felt that Claudia would take it. However, given the fall from grace of Nova Uniao in the last year or so, now I'm quite interested in the JJ vs Claudia rematch. Can Claudia buck the trend of her comrades slipping from the highest level?
>>64299499
>Nova Uniao are 1-9 since drug testing
hmmmm
>>64299463
Rumble for sure, he could even sick his fighting pitbulls on them for me. Good guy.
>>64298284
Bro I haven't even had 10 friends that I could invite over to my house at once in my whole life. WTF has ten buddies just waiting around to be invited to watch the UFC, who the fuck even has ten buddies that watch the UFC??
>>64299481
I love how when the camera comes on you act like you're not still my boy, it is amazing. It is amazing.
>>64298105
shshshshshh
or spit girl? ahahahah
>>64298977
I sure hope none of them become a weight class duse, eight is a perfect number separating the small divisions
>>64299520
So are Team Alpha Male
>>64299527
People who have social lives, who share their interests. People who aren't like us :(
>>64299582
If you live in Brisbane you can come watch UFC at mine with my bros.
>>64299576
HMMMMMMMMMM
>>64299463
JDS for that 1-punch knockout power. Jon Jones wouldn't be good in a major brawl.
>>64299499
>>64299527
i do the problem is that most are flakes and wouldnt trust them to say they would come or even bring money if ordering a fight. always ends up being just me and my friend watching it who was an amatuer fighter for awhile
>tfw we get drunk and he teaches me moves after the fight
>>64298977
Is this Conor Mcgregor's plan to hold like 4 fucking belts or something
>>64299545
What happen to you Canada?
>>64299609
that sounds cool
>>64298977
Wait so does Robbie become the 175 champ or the 165 champ?
>>64299621
be hilarious 3behonest. imagine the shit talking? imagine how backed up the divisions would get
>ufc 194 was 22 years ago
how do you all feel about it now?
>>64299290
>>64299314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6REXUXGCGs
>>64299609
Has he ever choked you out?
this bitch will murder paige
>>64299667
Deflated worse than a Brazilian not on roids.
>>64298977
I never understood why the UFC has a HW-limit. 265 isn't THAT heavy desu
>>64298977
>diving the talent of Heavyweight with a 225 division
Retarded, there are barely 10 guys there who can't make the cut
>>64299679
she already dead
>>64299695
competition is limited past that anyway, boxing isn't unlimited either
>>64299695
>265 isn't THAT heavy
Spoken like a true 4channer
>>64299695
who the fuck is relevant that can't cut to 265
we live family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrI7mGOT1Q
>>64299695
They don't want sumo wrestlers is why. It forces guys like big country and mark hunt to stay in shape instead of becoming feminist tier heavy
>>64299696
Yeah off the top of my head, Heavyweights that can't cut to 225:
>Bigfoot
>Hunt
>Big Ben
>
>
>>64299637
it is actually wish i knew him when he was active so i could see some real life heems for once
>>64299676
naw hes pretty chill and gentle but even though he barely puts pressure at all its enough to realize how easy it is to pass out from it.
>>64299729
But what's the point in disallowing people to be heavier than 265? You can never truly be "the baddest man on the planet" when there's a weightlimit.
And wtf. are you high? There's no weightlimit for heavyweight in boxing.
CALL IT NOW
WHO IS FEDOR'S OPPONENT
CORRECT GUESS GET'S A FREE (YOU)
cerrone trained with jones and rockhold and holly he literally cannot lose
>>64299802
HANDY COUCHOORE
![888931-butterbean[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3AryUTX.jpg "888931-butterbean[1].jpg")
>>64299695
FINALLY someone that gets it. The zionist UFC brass are trying to keep REAL men out of their corrupt business
