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>shit thread
>4 posts early
I-I had a good one just waiting to be posted at bump limit ;_;
>>64294452
I'd pay a lot of money to watch this shit
Same goes with white trash fighter vs top female
YEE OWN JAY CHECK
>>64294452
why are there no black chicks in the ufc
>>64294487
perfect technique, world class Joe
in for JUST
>>64294490
Why are there no bulgarians in the ufc?
>>64294462
How many UFC fighters do you guys think are on roids?
Do you think this new PED testing will see major changes in the rosters?
What are some top fighters you think are on roids.
>>64294483
I'm glad you didn't get to make it, probably had Cuckhold in it
>>64294505
indeed
Let's get a lil bee closer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNxRtmA_VI
bants between Diaz and McGregor would be unreal
Is Condit a meme fighter?
>>64294526
>him beating johnson literally won't be surprising
>>64294540
?? It won't at all. It's a bad match up for Johnson and all the casuals are sold on muh speed whilst ignoring glaring flaws in his game
>>64294503
>How many UFC fighters do you guys think are on roids?
probably a small percentage nowadays
>Do you think this new PED testing will see major changes in the rosters?
the old guys will vanish
>What are some top fighters you think are on roids.
romero, vitor, claudia,
>>64294546
Are your predictions often wrong?
>>64294526
Nice and playful Nate, keep it flowy in there
>>64294546
>repeating what has just been stated
>>64294526
He'd be the easiest fight for Mcgoober in that division.
Does Cerrone always look like this? I swear he looks smaller.
>>64294526
Is this guy on meth/heroin or something?
>>64294600
He's a 6'1" lightweight. He always looks emaciated as fuck around fight time.
>>64294600
NO IV
O
I
V
and no he doesn't have an IV exemption
Jones is healthy and free of legal trouble, so why hasn't he been booked a fight against DC yet? Their first fight did great numbers and a rematch will be more interesting than ever now that DC won and defended the belt, and the fact that it'll be the return fight for Jones
>>64294526
Is he autistic?
>>64294600
NEW TESTING
E
W
>LIGHTWEIGHT
Cowboy
Dos Anjos
Anthony Pettis
Khabib
Barboza
Tony Ferguson
Nate Diaz
>FEDDAHWAIT
Frankie
Aldo 2
Max Holloway
TJ Krillashoat
You are now Joe Silva
What order does Conor fight these possible opponents if at all
>>64294626
they are penned in for 198 in April (?) but DC is still recovering and stalling about where to fight
I imagine it will be announced very early in the new year
>>64294501
There was one but he got rekt in all his fights
>>64294646
no thanks i'd rather kill myself than be a foot and a half shorter
At the end of the Reem/Nelson fight Reem asks Rogan why he never gets an invite to the podcast because he wants to do it and Joe says "let's do it"
But they never did it
Is Eugene Robinson the ubermensch mind of MMA?
>>64294646
>From easiest to hardest
Cerrone
Dillashit
Diaz
Barboza
Ferguson
Holloway
Frankie
Pettis
Aldo 2
Khabib
RDA
>>64294510
Nice. This should be OP image for next thread
Train all day Joe rogan podcast by night
All day
>>64294646
Give him a title shot at LW against the winner of RDA/Cerrone
If he wins, top lightweight contender, likely Khabib
If he loses, offer him a choice of Frankie Edgar (return to FW) and Anthony Pettis
If Edgar and win, top FW contender at the time
If Edgar and lose, Holloway for a rematch with Edgar
If Pettis and win, Cowboy
If Pettis and lose, somebody further down the ladder, maybe Barboza or maybe even Michael Johnson
>>64294646
1) Frankie
2) Dos Anjos
3) Cowboy in open stadium in front of 80,000
> the Cowboy fight is bigger if Conor already has the lightweight belt and they have a common opponent in Dos Anjos
4) Anthony Pettis
5) Dillashaw at feddahwait
6) Max Holloway
7) Tony Ferguson
8) Barboza retires Conor with a spinning wheel kick
Why hasn't Jon Jones lost?
>>64294737
Matt Hamill beat him.
>>64294717
Did Nick or Nate say that? I can never remember
>>64294727
oh shit I forgot RDA vs Cowboy 2 so yeah the winner of that comes first
>>64294737
Matt Hamill fucked him up tbqhwyf
>>64294526
I can never tell whether the Diaz's are just high as shit or punch drunk
>>64294751
nick
>>64294751
Nick Diaz after he beat BJ Penn, IIRC
Is Chad Mendes a cuck?
>>64294526
>bants between Diaz and McGregor would be unreal
Conor would talk circles around him and Diaz would get so fucking pissed he'd do something stupid like fight at a presser or no-show
>>64294775
Who do you think won?
>>64294794
Jones. It's embarrassing they don't promote him as undefeated.
>>64294784
>Mystic Mac yapping like a little terrier about how ee sees dese tings
>Nate jumps up while mumbling something about "muh Stockton muthafucka"
>Pimp slaps McGoober making feel fall over
Wud b laff
>Rogan apologized for possibly "offending" anyone with his opinion that Aldo looked smaller than usual
It's ogre. We've lost another one, /po/
>>64294812
But he lost the fight...
>>64294818
>we
>>64294818
Rogan's always done this
He just got done apologising to Cyborg prior
>>64294818
>/po/
Why do bjj with gi? No gi is better for mma
>>64294825
He sure did ya fucking autist.
>>64294462
>My sister is my dealer
>She just dealt a stinker, haha
Why hasn't a fighter heemed Dana yet?
>>64294853
why are you resorting to name calling? This is a bully free zone. I'm sorry you're a big fan of Former light heavyweight champion job Jones, but he lost the fight. It was a valid disqualification. You don't get to break the rules just because they're inconvenient.
>>64294871
we got it literal jim
hey pussy you still there?
http://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/ufc/croke-park-residents-look-set-7018593
>Croke Park residents look set to oppose UFC star Conor McGregor fighting at stadium
>Pat Gates told the Irish Mirror: “I don’t think it would be something that we would be very keen to see coming to Croke Park.
>the city of eire
>>64294882
i prefer Factual Frank.
>>64294887
I'm here, sir, haha.
>thinking Nate Diaz stands a chance against Michael Johnson
good goys, he's +400 bet all your money on him
>>64294526
meme's aside, him and nick are autistic as fuck
>>64294912
Already put a cheeky $10,000 down
>try rockholds question mark kick in sparring
>first kick cuts his eyebrow open and he needs stitches
>>64294526
>Ariel rapping
lel
>>64294887
hey dad am i still your boy?
>>64294935
What's that kick?
I'm new to heem
>>64294890
What
I thought Ireland loved him and loved fighting
>>64294954
I don't get why such a big deal is made out of this but it makes me chuckle. I thought it was just /heem/ but someone even asked Jones about it on Twitter so it must be elsewhere too
>>64294961
there's still a generation of old cunts who strongly oppose any combat sport that isn't 'THE SWEET SCIENCE M'LADYYY'
>>64294956
Imagine the shape of a question mark ?, starting at the dot with your foot to pass the blocking hands and kick from the right
>>64294956
hey "new to heem" lol jk jk you'll do just fine around here kid. Just keep your chin down and always wear a cup. Also, I run things around here so show some respect.
https://youtu.be/HfKHqhr9VPE
>>64294935
Okay mohamed
>>64294977
THE REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED ... STILL HIS DAD'S BOY CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD
>>64295004
Habibi, dont be like that.
>>64295001
>cockold
>Overeem is 233lbs
>>64295001
http://youtu.be/UTodSlpnnpg
@1:58
>>64295006
someone should tweet this to wideman
>>64294503
well i know for a fact that conor was getting ped's from isi, whether he's still on them since he singed with ufc I dont know, he's slimmed down a bit he used to walk around just south of 80kg
>>64295028
Why is that strange to you? Shrinking 30-40 pounds when exposed to competent testing is normal.
>>64295028
Sauce?
>>64294890
>>64294961
>croke park meme
they've already stated that they'd have to hold it at 3am in the morning to get enough US ppv buys to break even
>>64295065
>it's a Sweden is hostile thread
>>64295031
>Wearing Addidas
illegal
>>64295086
>asking questions is being hostile now
>>64295075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-zpvTH1VvM
>>64295092
He's a scumbag through and through.
>>64294935
>question mark kick
I'll crucify you you dirty muslim, it's a Brazil kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cNUkGhV2q4
do you think brock lesnar was/is on roids?
Just got paid lads, should I walk and buy a bottle of vodka and get some KFC on the way or use the KFC money for cab fare and get a case of beer?
>>64295114
>NFL Player
>WWE Wrestler
yes
Herb Dean has called a stop to this fight at 3 minutes of the 4th round. Winner, by TKO, and STILL MY DAD'S BOY CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
CHRIS, THE ALL AMERICAN, WIDE MAN
>>64295118
walk, vodka, and KFC lad. Enjoy
>>64295124
You can't roid in the NFL. They test and suspend for roids.
>>64295141
>You can't roid in the NFL
>>64295126
why does this make me laugh
>>64295118
definitely get the KFC lad
>>64295145
>Who is LaRon Landry?
>>64294818
>/po/
What a retard
>>64295141
My favorite example is how Clay Matthews own dad wouldn't even start him in high school cuz he was too much of a twink.
Doesn't get any good offers for college, walks on to USC ... mysteriously puts on like 80lbs, goes on to be NFL star
>>64294743
True. Fucked up Jon's elbows with his face and couldn't hear the ref telling him to stop
>>64294860
Here's a pic from when they were first manufactured
>>64295177
What are you talking about m8, the Papercraft & Origami board is devastated with this news
>>64295092
Reebok is owned by Adidas. Wonder how much cooler would the fight kits be made by Adidas, not their obscure stepchild company. They could get the whole UFC for that James Harden money
Anyone else know that feel when you were about the join the team and start doubting the Chris, but you didn't?
>>64294743
Agreed. Look at Jon screaming in pain as The Hammer rekt his elbows with headbutts.
>>64295211
I'm surprised Rockhold wasn't allowed to rep Adidas in the cage
also both of Adidas' fighters are champs that's pretty based
>just measured reach
>76 inches
what is yours?
>>64294600
AIDSMOBY
I
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M
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Y
>>64295215
Chris got a little too big for his own britches.
Hard to blame him after beating the GOAT twice and running through Vitor and Machida.
But c'mon bruh, you're gonna try a cheeky wheelkick against Luke? That's hubris bro, and it's way outside your skillset.
>>64295118
Are you gonna get buttery bread?
I would heem the shit out of this manlet if he told me what to do
>>64294935
I totally believe you Salim
>>64295264
nah he just got his bitch ass kicked by a good fighter
"the all american"
"my destiny"
"jesus' plan"
fucking moron
>>64295270
Do his shorts say Meebok?
>>64295279
looks like it
>>64295215
You wouldn't have been a good teammate anyway.
>>64295279
Memebok, the second m is silent (and invisible)
>>64295278
If Chris had reassurance that he was still his dad's boy BEFORE the fight he would've fucking wrecked Luke
>>64295301
There's a joke about the second M and mewvement somewhere there
Chris did not lose with the meme kick. Rockhold was not only stuffing all his takedowns, but Serra told Weidman to abandon the takedown after Rockhold had locked in a deep guillotine.
Eliminating threat of takedown make Rockhold stand around and wait for a meme that he could take advantage of
>>64295329
But he took him down pretty easily in the third before the memekick
>>64295278
>Mfw atheists get triggered worse than tumblrinas by people who aren't as edgy as them
>>64295140
>>64295158
/heem/ wills it
If I decide to heem every here 100 times, I'll heem every here 100 times
>>64295349
You would have to leave your house first m8
>>64295329
While you're not wrong, Rockhold was also visibly gassing by the point the meme kick came. I think a lot of people have question marks about the hypothetical 4th and 5th rounds if Weidman hadn't gotten destroyed in the late 3rd and kept hitting Rockhold with kicks of his own.
We'll never know what might've happened, of course, but it does make me curious about an eventual rematch (not right away of course, Yoel needs his shot).
>>64295222
This fight really displayed Hamill's above average fight iq. He knew that Jones had a physical advantage everywhere besides skull thickness and trapped him into a position where he had to elbow his unbelievably tough skull. First time in UFC a fighter had submitted by fractured elbows and really cemented hamill as one of the greatest of all time.
>>64295365
don't trust your mum enough to leave my fridge unoccupied so I'd need her to leave first
>>64295349
Y..you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you heem m..me?
I mean really
>>64295028
it sounded like "245...243" in the Ariel interview
https://youtu.be/e-zpvTH1VvM?t=1m16s
>>64295247
66 inches if i measured correctly
>>64295366
Rockhold was very gassed because he spent 30 or 40 seconds trying to end the fight with the ground and pound desu
>>64295385
looOoool
>>64295381
no it sounded like 233 because that's what he said
>>64295247
81"
>>64295397
No, it was 243
This guy >>64295381 is correct
how would you defend this?
>>64295367
He actually trained his skull a lot for that fight, he just knew the natural advantage would be unresistable for Jon "Elbows Broke, Noseful of Coke" Jones. Hamill's strategy and preparedness really stood out to the experts. Not that casuals understand that, of course - they just saw the ref stop it due to illegal strikes. Smdh.
>>64295366
Yeah there are a lot of mitigating circumstances. Fight could've gone so many different ways.
What if ...
Luke isn't auto-gassed from staph
Weedman doesn't throw the meme kick
Weidman was losing but seemed to be turning it back in his favor before the kick. His kicks were far less technical but landing to good effect. Hard to say how much is Luke's condition vs actual damage though.
>>64295397
we'll see tomorrow won't we
nate diaz: the cathal pendred of the lightweight division
>>64295405
brown paper bag over the head for a start
>>64295366
they were both equally gassed m8 and it was all down to both of them fucking up each others bodies
but none of this is relevant considering how fucked Rockhold was going into the fight. 100% Rockhold and Weidman doesn't have a chance
>>64295329
I agree. Thought rockhold had the upper hand in the fight after nullifying the Chris's takedowns and trading body kicks on the feet. The meme kick was the beginning of the end but Luke was winning the fight everywhere it went. I saw the meme kick as the last act of a desperate man as opposed to this huge mistake that cost him the fight
>>64295375
You think I'm just gonna sit there and not let people know you're still my boy?
Where does she go from here? This is a UFC FIGHTER.
>>64295405
holy shit Pfister looks different
le come in with wild looping punches man
>>64295425
This is of course assuming Weidman was at 100% (which he wasn't)
>>64295395
Is that bad?
>>64295446
>le ebin percentagem meme
Are we back in the shogun x machida days?
>>64295450
It's bad if your trying to get something from the top shelf.
>>64295427
loving every laugh
>>64295446
but Weidman can never be 100% due to irreprable damage. So 100% Weidman now is actually ~75% full health Weidman which we'll never see again
so yet another irrelevant point
>>64295460
I use chairs for that.
>>64295426
>Luke was winning the fight
Weidman was winning rounds. It could be argued that Rory, actually it's not arguable, if Rory held on against Lawler he'd have been champ.
Weidman was taking more damage but winning rounds just like Rory was. It'd have been interesting to see what'd have happened if it went on longer. Anyone who's writing out Weidman in the rematch is a memeing trolling retard.
>>64295446
Weidman didn't want to admit it and get accused of making excuses, but he was actually suffering from severe anxiety about whether he was still his dad's boy.
>>64295468
Stop forcing this shitty meme.
>>64295479
Found the dad-less boy
>>64295466
>the delusional city of northern mexico
>>64295468
I'd read that book desu
>>64295466
apart from the last sentence this is all correct, although he actually only won one round
>>64295488
Are you going to point out what exactly I said that was delusional or are you going to keep manufacturing more roids in your favela?
https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi
mmafighting's own Manlet Raymundee is tweeting about the weight cut summit, some good insights if you're interested.
>>64295466
Weidman won 1 round on 1 judges score card.
>>64295429
bang town
>>64295517
you have the scorecard pham? I'd like to see it
>DID YOU GET THAT INJURY COOKING?
1:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmcz-1J9t7E
>when I step into that octagon, there's no one more focused, determined and sure of what they're capable of
>>64295513
>Weidman was taking more damage but winning rounds
This triggered my autism
>>64295527
Pretty sure he is just making shit up.
>>64294646
frankie then moves up to fight hopefully cowboy then khabib
>>64295559
Literally how is that in any way inaccurate? He was throwing kicks but they weren't as fast or damaging as Rockhold's. There are people who have taken a lot of damage and still won fights.
Stop being a fucking retard Santos.
I'm more excited for RDA/Cowboy than I am for Star Wars desu
>>64295517
I know rasslin is worth a lot on american MMA but the sole takedown point value Has been systematically decreased over time.
>>64295574
I stand corrected. Interesting. I thought Weidman won the first, though I guess Rockhold did end the round on top which may have influenced it.
biggest hands p4p?
>>64294475
what a handsome fella
>>64295574
>>64295600
proper orientation
>>64295601
>the look on his face
You just KNOW.
>>64295601
NO ONE CAN TAKE THA LEF HAND SHO
>>64294923
they're both just about as autistic as cuckhold or mcgoobs desu
>>64295579
I'm not in the mood nor have the energy to educate you on the matter. You reek of new, Gonzales.
>>64295539
Watched the little part, she didn't really seem to fit in with them lel
>>64295602
yeah
i bet he'd still be his dad's boy even after suffering a devastating loss in front of millions of people
>>64295601
1 2 cutie pie
>>64295617
I bet she took it.
...
meaning fisting
>>64295631
oh look, the closest khabib will ever get again to a belt ... or an octagon
>>64295629
And you reek like a favela monkey. I literally gave you an example in the Macdonald and Lawler fight. But keep being an idiot. I ain't gonna stop you.
>>64295574
He's still my boy
>>64295632
They're Californians no one likes them
Is predictioncuck still taking picks?
>yfw Fedor's opponent is Rampage
>>64295632
>she didn't really seem to fit in with them
I saw that same group of people interview Holly and they blatantly say, "We don't really follow MMA we just knew about Ronda and were so shocked you won."
>>64295663
Rampage would never fight Fedor. He likes him too much.
>>64295247
196 cm ~ 77 inches
>>64295637
Can she beat that Iraqi wrestler?
>>64295366
I agree. Weidman could have won if he hadn't thrown the memekick.
>>64295663
One can only hope. I really hope it's not going to be Random Japanese Can #2155
How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>64295681
and how tall are you?
>>64295699
Pretty good, she just gave me a cheeky wank before heading back to her home.
>>64295699
>that poverty tree
>>64295574
>rockhold winning first round on 2 cards
fix is in, clearly dana didn't want the chris to win
sick of this bias
>>64295701
180-181cm
>>64295707
did mcgregor win again?
>>64294462
Why would anyone purchase a PPV knowing how easy it is get it on an HD stream?
>all these Jon Jones-tier reaches
yeah i'm sure you guys aren't inflating at all
>>64295718
You're 5'9" with a 6'4" reach?
>>64295113
>Irish fight "fans"
That kick is as old as your famine crisis.
>>64295699
not nearly as well as yours
any good books on mewvment? don't link me to idos site either
>>64295734
i'm 5'11" with a 77 inch reach
>>64295731
Not everyone is a loner like you.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945816819.webm
>>64295731
Because you don't know what HD actually is.
>>64295762
>tfw
>>64295767
AceStream
>>64295656
Oh shit Mindmaze
>>64295731
PPV is cheap, it's not expensive. Nobody sits at home alone and watches the fights
>>64295750
findminecraft.com/movement
>>64295734
Apparently. I just measured fingertip to fingertip.
I'm an ethnic northern portuguese, we are naturally bulky with wide shoulders, plus my hands are big.
>>64295755
:DDDDDDD
>>64295270
Yeah, let us all know how that goes.
>6'5 79 inch reach
>>64295796
t. Albertinho Barbosa
You autistic idiots actually measure your reach?
ahahaha i have no words for this shit, you know your fat greasy hands will never fight anyone right
>posters going around saying conor is gay
>posters going around saying conor is a coke addict
fuck you, you jealous pigs. fucking aldo fans, fucking cunts, you don't slander people you don't know, its hurtful. so stop posting that made up image by a jealous irish potato faggot and leave conor to fight.
>>>64295637
Y-yeah w-well you're short. 6'4 master race reporting in. I-i-i can reach things that are high up without using tools, please like me.
>>64295831
strong projection
>>64295796
>I'm an ethnic northern portuguese
*smacks lips profusely*
>>64295836
ain't nuthin wrong wit a lil coke
>>64295794
>60$
Wont break my bank but I still won't buy it. And why would you assume I'm watching fights alone just because I stream them?
Listen to me, lads. It doesn't matter how long your goofy, skinny little arms are. All it would take is one punch from me to put all of you to sleep.
>>64295831
You're lucky I don't reach over to your third world country and heem the living bean taco out of your mouth, compadre
>>64295881
t-rex confirmed
Will Diego Sanchez be immortalized in our UFC beginnings history, or will no one remember him.
I will remember you Diego.
>>64295807
I would spring kick McGoobs in the chin.
To do a spring kick I first get into crouching position and I load up my weight into my arms. From there I push my arms on the ground and send myself flying through the air, hurtling at immense speeds, my feet aimed like two missiles in the direction of my target. I then swing my foot along with the surrounding wind velocity as the air whistles around me to crack the chin of my opponent. In this case: McGoobs. The match is called to a stop and I am declared the victor.
You all like to joke around, but you don't know what it feels like to be hit by me. I've got concrete in my fists. I touch you on the chin and it's all over. Just remember that next time you ask me to get In your guard or claim you could heem every here. Just remember that I am king around here.
>>64295836
facts is facts
>>64295887
>tanlines
>>64295906
Wow. She's p-pretty m-marketable..
>>64295948
>liking woman
faggot
>>64295948
he doesn't move like I move, he doesn't tink like I tink
>>64295963
>woman
back to your favela to learn english, jose
>>64295948
>liking women
>>>64295977
'88 master race reporting
>>64295990
>88
dad?
ENGLAND BABY WE DID IT!! YEHHHH!!!!!
>>64295948
>caring about women instead of men
/lowtest/ detected
>>64295988
>Getting butthurt over an a instead of a e
You better learn arabic though if you don't wanna get cu-cked
>>64295948
I'm applying mewvment to my daily life, nothing can stop me now.
Winners focus on men and losers focus on women.
>>64295699
>not dating submissive goth girls almost exclusively
>>64296022
cuck is no longer filtered senpai
>>64295988
his sentence fragment makes grammatical sense, it is only convention that requires him to say "a woman," "some woman," or "women" (the most obvious choice).
This could be revolutionary
>not dating submissive goth girls almost exclusively
Marc Raimondi @marc_raimondi 17m17 minutes ago
Proposed new weight classes: 165, 175 (no more 170), 185, 195, 205, 225 and super heavyweight. #WeightCutSummit
who would be champ at Franklin weight?
>>64295734
5'11" with 6'7" reach. u jelly of my ape arms? .
>>64296042
>Like ALPHA BRAIN. Only faster.
dial 911, Rogan is gonna overdose
>>64296054
I would eviscerate you from the pocket
>>64296052
the only thing I really like about this idea is Super HW
Nate seems in too good of a mood. Is he having a kid? Got some dank as purp scerp kush?
>>64296042
we should start a campaign to get them investigated by the FDA
Arm reach doesn't mean anything since it factors in shoulder width and finger length, should be armpit to knuckle
I wanna say one thing, see if I've got any fans in /HEEM/
you ready? Here we go
DON'T FEAR ME...
>>64296080
Epic
>>64296052
>Marc Raimondi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPVViAevWMA
>>64296098
anyone have the "If MMA were a sport" pic with him?
>>64296093
COME ON BABY
ey y'know don't fear me fear the consequences baby
>>64296098
Manlets on suicide watch
>>64296078
He seems very driven too. Maybe things are finally looking up for him? Hopefully this means he's in the right headspace to aim for a title shot.
Who /boredatwork/ here??
>>64296141
lol he's definitely not even 5'6
>>64296169
>working at 5:41 PM
>>64296169
I quit my job when they wanted me to work last Saturday
>>64295490
Written by some Harvard faggot and Big Nog
>I found myself feeling ill before the Mir fight. Something was off. I get off the plane when we land and I cough blood. I go to doctor. Apparently the government was transporting some kind of virus and it got out on the plane. I had to fight that night. They said I could die because I was sick. I don't care I am Brazilian. I have to fight for life. No excuse but I was sick.
>Werdum acts like a nice guy in public. But he changed. My dog died that week and he find out. He kept making barking noises every time he see me. He throw dog bone at my brother making that stupid smile. Not excuse but my mind wasn't in the right place.
>>64296183
Good lad
>>64296179
>implying I don't live on the best coast
>>64296183
Good lad. Best of luck finding something better.
Anyone else going to Orlando tomorrow?
>>64296052
Machida
And I dont really like the guy, but henia that good at that weight
>>64296245
maybe 5 years ago m8, Bisping would beat him now
>>64296209
>My dog died that week and he find out. He kept making barking noises every time he see me
lmao
>>64296242
Yeah I am. I'm going to the TNA Impact filming and then UFC. More pumped for TNA however as they have better fighters.
>>64296251
I feel akward talking shit to a britbro, but are you high?
>>64294622
this.
>>64296251
Bisping's gonna get whooped off the roster by Mousasi pretty soon.
>>64296209
> He kept making barking noises every time he see me. He throw dog bone at my brother making that stupid smile.
That's fucking fantastic.
Werdum the Meme Master
do you agree with this question:
https://youtu.be/u0Se_NFF-Wo
>>64296283
sorry m8, Machida is my second favourite fighter of all time but he's finished. His chin is worse than Wanderlei's right now
>>64296293
it's unfortunate pham, what a shit fight to take for possibly your last ever in your home country
>>64295871
that's like 4 or 5 bucks a piece man. nobody watches pay per view fights alone, you have 8 or 9 buddies over and you all chip in. fucking loner
Werdum was the among the worst kind of young thug in jiu jitsu back in the day. Had Cigano not ktfo of him, he'd be unbelievable unbearable to bear, and not this kind hearted guy we see today.
>>64296209
>Werdum acts like a nice guy in public. But he changed. My dog died that week and he find out. He kept making barking noises every time he see me. He throw dog bone at my brother making that stupid smile.
oh jesus my sides
>>64296317
Can't watch this video you've provided due to being at work, but I will tentatively agree. Fertitta is the Satan, Dana is "Satan's Christ"
>>64296331
What do you mean by thug?
>>64296331
What dirty tricks did Young Thug Werdum use?
Let's play a game /sp/ee
Spot hoe-zays wife.
whats you fav /heem/ meme right now?
mine
>4timestestedthanksdad.jpg
>rose being cute
>paige being sad
>schaubposting
>mewvment
>beyond imagination
>>64296338
>>64296356
smelt it dealt it
>>64295663
It's gonna be Shawn Jordan, heard that from me mum
>>64296318
Machida never had a chin to begin with. He's slower and weaker in 185, he's not naturally lean and with age the cut gets harder. He was great at 205 but he felt he couldnt do shit after losing to Jones só he sacrificed those 20lbs in the offchance of easier competitivo at 185, and he failed. His 'evasiveness' will be back if he didn't cut that much Weight.
>>64296356
still my boy
Anyone watch Kingdom last night?
>>64296381
HE'S NOT MY BOY
>>64296317
HEY SATAN
SIXTY GEEEEEEEEEES BABAYYYYYYYY
>>64295977
1997 :^)
we're going to repeal social security before you can collect yours
>>64295601
he looks balls deep in a weekend cocaine bender there
>>64296410
joke is on you i already collect it
>>64296392
t-thanks dad
>>64296317
i swear to fucking God if some fat autist retard american shoots Conor over this shit like they did John Lennon I will blow up the trade centres again
>>64296410
...but then you're not getting it either so ... big deal
shit you dont even have to repeal it, it's untenable as is
>>64295638
N O I C E
>>64296427
More likely a hue beheads him desu senpai
>>64296349
What do you mean tricks? I was.reffering to his behaviouristas outside the ring
>>64296348
You know, acting all tough, like he's above everything, mad dogging everyone.. Typical early to mid 90s gracie mentality. Do you know who Ryan Gracie was?
>>64296317
>still believing in ancient jewish mythology
>>64296356
>are you booing me
>>64296052
McGroober 3 weight class champion confirmed
>>64296383
here. Really hope there's a 3rd season it's really nicely set up
and did my eyes and ears deceive me or was Nick Jonas actually half decent for a change?
I definitely expected Wheeler's dad to die but not in that way, thought that Ryan would rush over there after he won to show his Dad the video but he'd be dead.
Also Alvey is fuuuucked, he'll no doubt get off but pretty much the whole of season 3 will be him tied up with the arrest.
Interview with Kenny at the end was goat as well
btw don't know if anyone remembers me saying that Lisa was in Lost as well as a guard named Aldo. Well Ryan's Dad was in lost as well just remembered.
>>64296427
Good idea. We should start spreading "Conor is the antichrist" propaganda so some batshit crazy Christian fundamentalists make him the next target.
>>64296439
>behaviouristas
spicy!
Metlzer confirmed McGregor vs Aldo did not beat the record gate set by Shields vs GSP
>>64296331
dont fucking leave us hanging you fag
>>64296457
why is this a good idea?
>>64296317
>be american
>get exorcised
>>64296459
I'm on my phone, it autocorrects stuff
>>64296429
true
we should hurry up and repeal it before we start losing money, though
>>64296367
rustled as fuck
what do you think she would do to conor if she walked into a room and it was just him, tied to a chair, naked?
>>64296465
ah, you answered. my bad
>>64296356
feel more people need to appreciate the outlaw
Does Mcgregor want to move up or something what's with the 155 talk?
Didn't watch the post fight presser
>>64296468
for the bants
>>64296367
suck his BWC
>>64296487
yes
>>64296495
>dukegoofus
i'd drop that kid with one shot you can tell he can't take a shot
>>64296495
>>64296052
Weltwerweight, Super Welterweight, Junior Light Heavyweight, Light Heavyweight, Super Light Heavyweight, Heavyweight, Super Heavyweight
>>64296495
I think we all should hype this man into conor levels and show the UFC they have nothing on the internet hive mind when it comes to memes and false propaganda
>>64296513
>einstein
that's a shit quote even for a fraud like einstein
>>64295948
Things that motivate me.
1. Movement
2. Numbers
3 Memes
.
.
.
900000000000000000. Women
>>64296515
Or Super Lightweight, Welterweight, Super Welterweight, Light Heavyweight, Super Light Heavyweight, Heavyweight, Super Heavyweight
>>64296487
They're rejiggering the whole weight class schemes such that Conor McGregor can become a 3 division champione
>>64296538
>lying to yourself this hard as a defense mechanism
Anyone watched kingdom?
>>64296535
Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?
>>64296542
>>64296504
So he will get rid of his belt in the process?
>>64296541
>>64296515
I dont know shit about boxing, but WHAT is cruiserweight?
>>64296541
Isn't Super Light Heavyweight known as Cruiserweight like in boxing?
>>64296556
Were you born retarded or did you major in It in college?
>>64296557
he says he doesn't want to, Sholler said he has to. We'll see
>>64296560
Woah
Literally never seen it mentioned before
>>64296563
I think it's a wrestling weight class 220 pounds
Always used to make up pro wrestling undercards
>>64296552
Tried but it was shit desu senpai
You guys have some pretty abysmal taste who recommended that to me.
>>64296553
WAKE UP JOSE. IT'S ALL OVER.
>>64296557
ONLY IF A YOUNG GORILLA COMES UP AND TAKES IT
>>64296356
Still my boy followed by
>Please leave him to me sir haha
>threatening other posters with deletion of their chin
>mewment
>>64296551
I'm not lying to myself. 3 girlfriends later, I honestly don't care about dating. It's such a hassle and a waste of time and money. But you're free to keep doing whatever you can to get laid or get a gf pham.
>>64296572
uh... th-the former
>>64296317
americans are fucked in the head
>>64296610
Enjoy your 9-5.
>>64296593
what does it feel like to grab a girl's butt?
>>64296581
>Desu
Shigurui is a good anime
LOGH if you don't like slightly pretentious atmosphere building
Hajime no Ippo if you don't like talking and have a 2 second attention span
>>64296593
But in the romance novels they say that not just anyone will do, you have to find True Love. Maybe you've been lying to yourself and preventing yourself from finding True Love, just satisfying your ego and your dick with Non-True Love; or as I've taken to calling it, Shit.
DADADADADA ITS THE MODAFAKIN D O DOUBLE G
>>64295754
what is the story behind this?
>>64296621
You just kind of see it and it doesn't look that big but when you actually touch it it's like your hand is lost in an endless terrain of ass.
(Disclaimer: I have small hands for a boy.)
>>64294525
When you lose an arguement online and close the browser
>>64296620
y-you too
>>64295264
>Chris got a little too big for his own britches.
yea h fucking d calling for jon jones fights, what retard.
>>64296655
It's just a Christmas picture
Who brings the memes harder, Werdum or Conor? I mean Conor has skills. But when Fabricio fought Travis is looked like had one or two fights in Glory. Plus I feel Werdum can hit opponents feels better. Like when he did that little kip up with Travis. Or called Cain a fake Mexican.
>>64296655
thought it was Podolski for a second
>>64296658
>(Disclaimer: I have small hands for a boy.)
Makes slipping in those sneaky chokes even easier then right?
is conor scared of fighting frankie?
>>64296693
It's close but Werdum's absolute madman meme steals it for me
>>64296655
They were vacation I think. They're married now. He looks the same but I think he clubbed up
>>64296693
anyone have the gif/webm of the stare down where Cain looked pissed and it cuts to Werdumface?
>>64296634
Is there any good Irish rap?
I heard if you rub his head you get big knockout power for a month
>>64295270
Sure friend good luck :^)
>>64296730
doubt it
Who /Grandma Cerrone/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCFrRXQxNhE
>>64295405
Carry a mirror and force her to look at her own reflection
>"Ronda is p4p a better athlete than McGregor"
For what amount would you agree to fight this man?
>>64295425
Its because their muscles need oxygen mike
>>64296774
I would pay the UFC for the honour of having the opportunity to heem him
>>64296771
YOU JUST KNOW
>>64295366
Rockhold did look like he was fading for sure even before the ground and pound. It is hard to say how the championship rounds would have played out wiedman was coming on with his body kicks(even if they were not as powerful as rockholds). That all said FUCK wiedman i am so glad he lost.
Is Bethe scheduled?
>>64296773
Her judo pedigree is more impressive than Conor's MMA one.
>>64295405
i would overdose on Viagra and still have a dick limper than Jose aldo after 13 seconds with Mcgregor.
>>64296807
>That all said FUCK wiedman i am so glad he lost.
What did he ever do to you?
>>64296448
They already shot season 3. It comes back in the summer. They showed a preview.
Nick Jonas was a decent actor. He actually showed character in that scene by the pool.
I had a feeling Ryan would kill his dad, but I thought he'd do it with pills or an injection. I didn't expect the permaRNC.
Ryans dad was Tom, right? The dude Sawyer shot? I loved that scene.
>>64296826
Yes, she's fighting Jessica Eye.
>>64295405
I still remember after one of her Strikeforce fights she grabbed the microphone and demanded the commissions allow women's fights to go the full 3x5m rather than the 3x3m they had been stuck with at the time
>>64296367
are all brazilian women so masculine or is she getting contact roids from joesay?
>>64295468
I keked
>>64296849
>They already shot season 3. It comes back in the summer. They showed a preview.
fuckin noice!
>Ryans dad was Tom, right? The dude Sawyer shot? I loved that scene.
that's the one. Tom seemed like he was actually alright for a while and then went all muder kill destroy which was weird. Sawyer was bad ass in that scene though
>>64296847
He was just some average fighter who was lucky.
>>64296885
Does that warrant sperging out this much?
Nate Diaz seems confident and motivated. I think he'll win this fight.
>>64296915
I think you'd be surprised
>>64295601
Those pants are very tight
>>64296773
She is
>Tate
Very well rounded fighter
>Kaufman
Was Strikeforce champ
>Sara
World class wrestler
>Zingano
Awesome grappler with tons of heart
>Bethe
Great kickboxing
Her record is good. Her judo background alone makes her one of the most dangerous in the world. Shit her only loss is to one of if not the greatest female boxer of all time. Whereas Conor lost to Duffy who was green at the time
>>64296941
You think he'll lose?
I hope Jon is handling this prison sentence OK
hanging out with boys who think he's awesome and girls who want to fuck him
>>64296978
they're like 10 years old, whats wrong with you man
>>64296968
Don't forget Alexis Davis
>>64295731
If everyone had this motto then their would be no free streams
>>64296723
Does this look like the face of mercy?
>>64296969
Not only that, but he'll get beaten up and the fight will be stopped.
>>64296723
>Get in my guard bro
>>64296998
Pffff, no one even knows who Michael Johnson is. You're just saying this as a hater.
>>64297020
he's the guy who got literally robbed in his last fight
>>64297020
>no one even knows who Michael Johnson is
#5 ranked fighter in the LW division
>>64297037
I noticed that too. Rankings are skewed and make no sense, allowing no-names to slip through the cracks like that.
>>64296774
Whatever they offer
I'll tap out immediately
>we will never see best diaz fight again
>>64297009
I love Werdum. Seriously one of my favourite fighters.
>>64296774
FREE
>>64297069
That's not good yamatodamashii. You glove up, you go out there and give it your best. Go out on your shield like a real gladiator did face the pain time to the end this suffering i need a moment to myself so i can slip away
>>64297069
>Submission(quitting)
>>64297109
RARE
>>64295948
no one comes to mind now that you mention.. feels good
>when you see a fighter not praising god after a big win
>>64296209
>>Werdum acts like a nice guy in public. But he changed. My dog died that week and he find out. He kept making barking noises every time he see me. He throw dog bone at my brother making that stupid smile. Not excuse but my mind wasn't in the right place.
MY SIDES WERE NOT READY
>>64297077
Still have this gem saved
HEY! HEY USA! HEY MIAMI! HEY FLORIDA! LISTEN PEOPLE LISTEN LISTEN PEOPLE. WHAT HAPPENED YOU USA?
>>64297077
>>64297272
WAAAAOOOWWW
>>64297272
He was right though. Faggots should not be tolerated. I'm so happy I live in a sane country.
>>64297272
USA
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
https://twitter.com/MMAHistoryToday/status/677646238683131905
YEE HAW EETS RED PANTIE NOIGH
>>64297317
It's hard not to like DC.
>>64296847
it was late and we were drinking a he just.... he just kept getting more mr aggressive. I told him t-to stop but he just kept going.
>>64297327
CMOOOON MAAaAAAAANNN SIT THE FUARK DOWN
>>64297317
i hope he dies
>>64296495
my wifes sons name is Phoenix :)
>>64296875
Brazilian women are considered some of the sexiest women in the world....also some of the most aids ridden but sexy none the less.
I FEEL FOR HOESAY
I REALLY DO
BUT NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEF HAND
SHO
anyone got the photo of young qt holm?
>>64296796
this
>>64297336
yea i like him even tho i am a jones fan
>>64296993
ha wtf
>>64297382
>conor plans on being an active champion
>would fight faber before a title fight
>all the meme possibilites
hold me /heem/
>>64294475
Chris Weid"ya throw that kick?"man
I'm still fucking butthurt about it almost a week later, he was starting to hit his groove and Rockhold was fading but nope gotta throw meme shit.
I take it he's not getting a rematch yet either, they really want Yoel "how the fuck did I beat Jacare while doing nothing for 2 rounds" Romero to hold the belt for some odd reason.
>>64297470
>would fight faber before a title fight
hmm? why would he ever fight faber when he's beaten everyone better than faber?
>>64297490
>he was starting to hit his groove and Rockhold was fading
>Pissfags actually believe this
>>64294494
Louis CK in the background waiting to take her to the IRBG.
>>64294475
Anyone got a scan of the 5 things to say to a naked woman part?
>>64294526
> Banterweight title match
>>64297506
he's right, though
>>64297499
he's a crazy irishman that would fight every week if the UFC would let him and it's great
>>64296593
Actually kind of agree with this dude, I actively ignore women and play Street Fighter with bros, then get nudes from them later that night.
Single life is best and women are nothing more than a time/money sink.
To the delicate 50% of /heem/: What's the farthest you've ever gone to fuck somebody? I'm sexting with this british slag from liverpool as we speak and I'm really contemplating of getting a cheap ryan air ticket to visit her.
>tfw british slags are my kryptonite
>>64297506
>circling around getting kicked in the gut
>LOL I'M WINNING!
Surferman won rounds 1 and 2 but was losing round 3 before the ebin meme kick.
I love how suddenly /heem/ is pro Rockhold again, biggest bunch of fairweather faggots on the internet.
>>64297511
One of them is "fight pass and chill"
3 fucking comments. 3 stupid fucking comments about how they could knock out Overeem. I sincerely hope you're having a fucking laugh or as you put it "meme". Honestly I get bothered by all these "strong just of wind would put him in a coma" and other stupid jokes. He's a pro fighter. He fought in K1,Pride,Strikeforce and now the UFC. He's fought some of the best in the world and the fact that you joke (and hope you don't actually believe) about how you could knock him out is pretty stupid. Seriously /heem/ would be a better place if you just talked about fighters and techniques and stopped making little irrelevant quips.
>mfw bacteria heem'd my tonsils
Welp, at least I can chill at home and watch Cerronay get a lucky win
>>64297551
>let me show you my favourite heems
>now check this one out, look how he spasms out after Yancy lets go of the choke!
>>64297546
>flying to Liverpool to fuck some slag
I bet she slings it at the kebab house on a saturday night, fucking half the town has likely had her m8.
>>64297548
>suddenly
>>64297573
>lucky
Cerrone is the greatest threat RDA has ever faced
>>64297546
>some scouse slag
good luck understanding a word she says Hans
the fantasy is better than the reality I can guarantee it
>>64297609
>I-I w-was always his fan! Y-yeah!
>>64297573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_sNUQlPl9A
>>64297593
>>64297627
I just want some exotic pussy, m8s. I can't fuck the arabic women in Germanistan because of the sharia law and it's haram for a German potato. Is some slag fanny too much to ask for?
>>64297548
I'm with you, man. Definitely didn't see this much Rockhold love before the fight. Still, it's to be expected, don't let it get to you. Once Rockhold loses again (not saying it'll be soon) they'll claim they never loved him. It's just the way these things go.
>>64297548
Think Chris could have won if he didn't meme so supreme? On one hand I think he could have, but on the other hand, he was hurting enough that he used a meme kick so he probably wasn't int a great state at that point...
>>64297630
>>hownew.ru
>>64297632
The way he finished Siver was fantastic. That snappy front leg, and that powerful choking action. Loved it.
>>64297672
just cause she's orange doesn't mean she's exotic m8
>>64297711
why orange? because of all dat dank make up?
>>64297679
>he was hurting enough that he used a meme kick so he probably wasn't int a great state at that point
Why do people keep saying this? He looked pretty good until he threw it, and Rockhold was gassed, I'm pretty sure he was just hoping to catch him off guard for a cheeky KO.
>>64296968
lmaoing at your life
