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>>64290025
Please tell me that nose is shopped.
>>64290005
BJJ is so 90s. It's all about movement now. Go to your local Ido Portal and ask him for some movements.
post yours /heem/
>>64290036
that nose is shopped.
Post times you heemed someone or got heemed
>be me 6-7 years ago
>be at a birthday party of a girl
>the guests basically consisted of two circles of friends deriving from two schools that were heavy rivals
>natural tension
>stand outside the bar where the party was with a few friends drinking and chatting
>suddenly a challenger appears
>gets in my friend's face and basically just wants to bang bro
>my friend doesn't want to let him bang bro
>*push kick to the side of his hip*
>he stumbles to the ground
>gets angry and insults me but eventually leaves the scene
fast forward 10 minutes
>he comes up again to harass my friend
>unleash a full power uppercut at his chin but miss awkwardly
>360° spin because of the torque
>he lets go of my friend and tries to catch me
>circle him hoping to go to a 49-46 judges decision
>be more agile so he can't catch me
>gasses eventually and leaves again
>get back to drinking with my m8s
>suddenly get surprised by a takedown
>he sneaked up on me to take me down with full force
>manage to hip escape and stand up
>toss him to the ground while doing so
>*soccer kicks externally*
>hfw he got heemed instantly
>hfw not being aware of pride rules
>hfw he looks so peaceful and content while being heemed
>after 10 seconds he slowly gets up and just leaves the scene while twaddling something
>leave the scene too because I fear of someone calling the cops
>On my way home I cross path with a grill that was at the birthday too
>"I lost my keys, anon, can I sleep at your place tonight"
>"you're so brave for defending your friend"
>y-you too
>get laid later that night
>tfw heemed somebody and got laid on the same night
>tfw fighting solves everything
>t-thanks heem gods
fast forward to the next day
>open facebook
>heem sleepy boy goes on a rant and looks for the one who heemed him
>wants to file a complaint
>posts a selfie of his massive black eye
turns out that nobody snitched ond me and to this day he doesn't know by whom he got heemed.
>>64290025
Why Did you have to ruin her, faggot?
>>64290052
top lad
>>64290047
Systema has pretty good movement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK1MJE4xZU
>>64290025
Could we please just give Rose the title shot instead of Claujia? We all know Nova Uniao fighters can't compete post-USADA.
>>64290049
here's the template
>2015
>Not realizing UFC is as fake as WWE.
>Dana White is a poor mans Vince McMahon.
>Thinking these men are hurting each other when they're literally hugging on the ground
It's time to grow up and face reality lads.
>>64290049
I see we are both McGregor fans!
>tfw Tecia beats Rose again
random heem
>>64290049
Wow I can't wait for tons of shitposts that contribute fucking nothing to anything
>>64290098
coming from the aussie
>>64290094
>getting heem'd by a tap
kek babby chin
>>64290091
All memes bby
>>64290091
christ
>>64290112
>get offended
>panic flag banter
Oh man, I clowned you
>>64290129
sorry anglomate please don't heem me
>>64290094
Where's the movement? They're just standing there until they punch eachother.
>>64290092
Please no. Tecia's dangerously close to becoming the Official Jon Fitch of 115.
>best joanna hl?
best joanna hl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
>>64290169
JJ has put on a clinic every time she fought since her title fight
>>64290058
what kind of boobs did she have?
>>64290066
0:41
goddamn, that's some tight movement.
Frank will be in Ken's corner apparently
>>64290144
they are stuck in the mud
If Conor heem's Frankie is he the best FW of all time?
>>64290196
Guess that means Shamrock vs Shamrock will never become a reality? Good that they're getting along at least.
>>64290211
maybe. Is Werdum the best heavyweight of all time for submitting Fedor and Cain?
>>64290189
b cups with beautiful form and nice nipples
>>64290211
No.
He's good, but lets not be stupid.
>>64290230
Werdum is the GOAT of the cage.
>>64290084
It's not fake, although fights always get boring when they go to the ground. Easily the most dull aspect of MMA
>>64290211
fuck... it would be hard to argue against it
certainly would have the best fw resume of all time, I just find it hard to ignore his lack of skills in all areas.
I mean does heeming everyone actually make you the best? Or just the best at heeming
>>64290211
Frankie is the best of all time if he stops Conor
>>64290245
It would make him the best. It doesn't matter what path you take to the top if it gets you there.
>>64290241
why is that stupid? It's not like he's battling it out with the best he is annihilating them
![1450368802416[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AZCv65W.jpg "1450368802416[1].jpg")
>>64290230
Does anyone have the WebM of Werdum submitting Cain? I need to see his "HAHA HE ACTUALLY WENT FOR IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN" face as he got the guillotine again
>>64290244
booo
booooooo
>>64290211
The best FW? He needs to defeat Aldo again like le Chris did Anderson.
>>64290251
I think I'm inclined to agree with you
but tbph I'm not really the type to think about who the GOAT is, I just enjoy it while they are still around
>>64290169
>world war 2 bullshit
>>64290211
If Conor stays at FW then no, he won't. If he doesn't move up in weight category now it's because he's scared of getting raped by at least 8+ fighters with infinite more skill and Dana wants to protect his overrated cash cow
>>64290272
Living in the moment... soaking it all in... just like the GOAT, Conor McGregor.
>>64290254
Assuming he wins Edgar, that's only 3 real high profile guys. Aldo dominated the division for 10 years and though he did get beat clean by McGregor, it was 10 bloody years of beating every contender. With time, sure maybe you could claim that but a rematch with Aldo could go quite differently.
In essence, it's far too early to be making such claims
>>64290289
He was undefeated for ten years, casual. He didn't hold the title that long.
>>64290283
>GOAT
>Conor McGregor.
>Gets fed cans
>Got smashed by Duffy
>>64290211
definitely
and if he takes the lw belt he enters the discussion for GOAT status
>>64290289
I would consider Poirier to be high profile as well
>>64290300
Undefeated within the division, I phrased it like a faggot fair enough but the point still stands. Everyone who challenged him was beaten, didn't say it was whilst he was Champ
edgar wins he's literally p4p #1 all time
he actually fought bigger guys, won the belt at LW
he literally doesn't have 1 bad loss despise his size disadvantage
>>64290307
y-you could say that about every goat
>>64290371
He also won the fight against Aldo desu
it has been a bad week for Joses
>>64290371
Conor is the size of Benson Henderson he should be highly competitive at LW, he technically could eventually fight guys at the lower end of WW
>>64290371
>losing to Gay Maynard
Frankie is shit
thoughts on this motherfucker?
>>64290423
Look on the red dots on his arms. That's acne from roiding.
>>64290423
Have you seen him lately?
Looks like a deflated nut sack
>>64290423
roidhead who got smashed recently
>>64290423
roids
>>64290421
Maynard was a terrible match up for a Frankie and before Frank deleted his chin he was one of the best lightweights around
Reminder that McGregor killed the featherweight division and took the filter clean off 'cuck'.
>>64290423
>My energy comes from my diet. Breakfast is 10 eggs and two to three pounds of bacon. Between meals, I eat lots of candy. In the morning, it will be several 3 Musketeers and/or Snickers bars; I need them for energy. Lunch, at 1 or 2 PM, is a double meal of a Polish pork chop, sauerkraut and potatoes. An hour later, I work out, then take lots of supplements: magnesium, creatine, amino acids, all that stuff, and more chocolate. Dinner is whatever meat I can grab—steaks, pork chops, bacon—plus more sauerkraut and potatoes. At 9 or 10 PM, I work out again. Afterward, I have a protein shake and more chocolate. At 3 or 4 AM, I wake up and have more chocolate, then go back to sleep until morning
the man likes chocolate
WAKE UP JOSE, IT'S ALL OVER.
>>64290452
This? Why does he keep fighting?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that unironically think edgar would beat mcgregor
who would you pick to win in a rematch between Gus and Rumble?
>>64290515
definitely the result of mewvment training
>>64290488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkg5Sx-o1m8
I love when roidheads talk about their diet.
>>64290211
is Frankie going to go down to featherweight?
>>64290547
nvm, I thought he was a lightweight for some reason.
>>64290547
>>64290541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLdum69UGrk
>>64290244
I take it you didn't see Rose/PVZ or Weidman/Rockhold then?
anyone got a good website to watch old fights on?
A-a-apart from ufc.tv, i'm already subscribed to fight pass!
>>64290563
sorry i thought he was a lightweight. i could have sworn i saw an interview where conor said he would go up to lightweight to fight frankie.
>>64290575
UFC.tv
Leave Mr. Mcregor to me, sir. Haha
UFC 198 at MSG
McGregor vs Edgar
JBJ vs Cormier II
Weidman vs Jacare
Aljamain Sterling vs Thomas Almeida
Al Iaquinta vs Nate Diaz
>>64290567
I remember him toying that dutch reporter. Jesus. This was the closest to rape you can get without benis in vagina.
>>64290593
>haha dude I delt it
>>64290058
i dont believe you. and you aint a pride fighter just a rudy-poo
>>64290575
youtube has those free fights
torrent entire events
google individual fights
that's all there is to it. install ublock origin also.
>>64290405
You're dumb if you belive Conor is Benson sized
>>64290067
Gadaelha nearly beat Joanna though and why the fuck do you hate Rose?
It's like you want her to get torn to shreds.
>>64290575
Get a 7 day free trial to fightpass.
>>64290624
this desu if you Google a specific fight you'll most likely get a result
Joe say seems to be taking the loss well. Maybe he's glad to have no pressure of being champ?
>>64290091
>HE LIKES JOHNNY HENDRICKS
muh 70%
muh handwraps
muh diet
muh wrong deer meat
muh wimping away from a drug test
muh losing due to bad weight cut and not shitty gameplan or abilities
muh excuses
>>64290595
JBJ/Cormier and Weidman/Souza could legit be UFC 200 fights in terms of the hype and all that
>>64290595
>sterling vs almeida
never knew i wanted this fight until now
>>64290541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-paRIf5hWys&t=146
>>64290652
Strong willed, or maybe he's glad it's all over. He's had to do a lot of shit before this fight, doubt he's really fond of it. At that one press conference he had to leave early because he was the best man at the wedding or something, you wouldn't even expect him to even show when that's the case. Maybe it is that and I hope he does bounce back stronk
>>64290652
It's a lot of pressure. But he seems to have a life besides fighting, which might help I guess. Ronda on the other hand sometimes talks all that shit about "if you quit once you'll always quit" or how she determined she has been from a young age bla bla her mother and so on. I'd reckon she hasn't much besides being champ, so depression garanteed.
>>64290676
disappointing that this isn't the intro to a facial abuse vid t b h f a m
>>64290676
>cuck norway
>>64290624
>>64290649
thanks brothers
Where does her career go from here?
>>64290593
>got dominated by cody pfister in round 1
>threat to the GOAT
keep on meme'n kiddo
is it safe to say McGregor HEEMing Aldo has already been updated into the PPV intro
>>64290652
man i'm glad conor won, but also i'm happy for aldo. the pressure of being the one everyone was chsing for so long
can't be easy, and he got to experience the immense pressure against conor and got a huge payday.
hope he comes back way better and relaxed
>>64290652
IT TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>>64290753
I'd expect it to be
>>64290766
top Irish lad
>>64290750
>people will look at this and go "there's a possibility that sage is natty"
is it over?
>>64290753
FACE THE PAIN
>>64290782
No, she's so young and has a lot left to go. She was in over her head fighting Rose, but hopefully it provided a reality check and she can continue going forward from there. Showed good heart though. Same goes for Sage desu, he's not really shown to be all that great either but if he sticks to it he could be great.
>>64290782
I honestly don't know what she's being hyped for apart from being a qt.
WMMA is so sparse with talent that amateur fighters like PVZ become top 5 contenders. All she has is determination and willpower. She hasn't shown fuck all else.
>>64290782
she's an F level striker despite training for 6 years
y no embeddeds?
>>64290593
whats up ninja turtles lol
>>64290776
>people will look at this and feel bad they were never pushed to succeed from an early age
Anyone else going to the weigh ins tomorrow?
>>64290674
it's pretty much been confirmed already, not for 198 though
>>64290826
because you touch yourself at night
>>64290826
Not a PPV
DE DIVISION NEEDS ME
friendly reminder that if you ever doubt mcgooker, you're wrong
>tfw
>>64290652
he's handling it the same way Matt Hughes did
>>64290861
>getting your ass kicked by a surfer
>>64290816
>being a qt.
I honestly don't think she's really that attractive at all.
It just seems to be decently good looking considering she fights for a living
>>64290861
>Writes like a 6 year old
>Brags
>Gets hammered and humiliated
Literally All-American
>>64290782
no, my erection just began
>>64290889
she looks like a tall midget native american
>>64290652
niga is like 40 give him a break
>>64290782
No. The fight exposed her weaknesses and her team will help her improve. She is tough, with proper training she'll be a top contender in three years or five.
>>64290916
>niga is like 40
He's 29. Seriously.
>>64290888
>never saw that scene in Point Break when they fight on the beach
>>64290933
>watching fake entertainment
>>64290782
She seems like a benchmark for retarded american bimbo sluts.
>>64290933
quite liked that film
>>64290488
>three pounds of bacon
that's a lot of salt, must be the same diet aldo fans are on
>>64290931
rose is actually the young athletic one with good coaching tho
Literally just browse /heem/ all day lads
![overeem_punches_woman[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/GcEkWzm.gif "overeem_punches_woman[1].gif")
>>64290025
anymore free fights? maybe with more fighters from abq?
>>64290932
You aren't counting all the 5 rounders
Paige's striking will NEVER even be as "good" as Rose's is right now.
>>64290964
I know. Rose is better overall. But doesn't mean Paige can't improve to be really good and still have a lengthy career. Rose will get there first.
https://youtu.be/Pe99g4CzCCA
>you now remember how fixed this fight was
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vhvlfm4.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>64290861
>using a pic from when Rockhold had hair.
Too bad his days of being attractive are over now
>>64290541
goddamn I miss ubereem lads.
Name a worse decision in UFC history
>>64290049
Superior yet useless addition to this thread.
This would be more interesting if the object was to meme the shit out the choices.
>>64290906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrdtUDxiDn4
Chris has proven that option A doesn't always work
>>64291041
Who did this?
>>64291037
was that the fight where dana told everyone he had been sent off in an amber lamps the hospital then was all awkward as fuck when he walked in?
>>64291037
Would you have scored any of the rounds a 10-8?
>>64291037
That was a perfectly fine decision
Very close fight
>>64291054
Yours truly.
>>64290945
You seem awfully mad.
>>64291037
>muh robbery
Stop this meme, it was a close fight.
>>64291064
>>64291077
>they don't score 10-8's
shit judging to be honest
>>64291088
I don't think any of the rounds were clear 10-8s
>>64290980
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Nick Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>>64290652
This shit is so hespectable. And yes it must help that he got a nice payday to soften the blow of the loss. This is how a true champ reacts to a loss (a devastating one at that). Not the way ronda is handling it.
hendricks is literally going to knock out wonderkuck, you can cap this
>>64291119
Imagine if he missed weight lol
>>64291119
Huh? Wonderboy is going to head kick him into retirement.
>>64291119
How can he knock anybody out with his head between their legs? There is no chance he tries to stand and trade with wonderboy. Thompson is almost certainly going to get wrestlefucked.
On the off chance he wins though, he could be very close to a title shot.
>>64291104
Damn, i gonna have to watch that Condit vs Rory fight again
>>64291024
Lol he still looks like a god compared to your faggot prepubescent ass
Men age its what happens he's not gonna have a 20 year old hairline forever he still looks good
>>64291104
is conduit a meme fighter?
>>64291199
Calm down Luke you just won a belt baka
>>64290906
>Brags
Where do you see bragging in that picture you moron?
>>64291242
In the very first line, my pleb friend.
>>64291199
chill Luke, smoke some weed
NOW I KNOW
>something was off with chris weidman
yeah he was fighting someone better
>>64291307
No homo. Luke is very handsome.
>>64291307
Did luke get staphed by DC after a long sweaty session of wrestling?
anyone else missing nick diaz? it just hit me again
>JBJ won't be back till UFC 200
>>64291037
Close fight. Tie goes to Champ. I was okay with the decision.
>>64291307
A show-er and a grow-er?
>>64291283
Do you have a dictionary near you?
Big John is the ref for Condit vs Lawler
>>64291448
>condit getting a title shot
>>64291446
Clearly you don't.
Why is marquardt still allowed to compete?
>>64291119
>Hendricks
>knocking people out
This isn't 2012, Hendricks hasn't knocked anyone out in 3 years
>>64291491
>Writing out goals is bragging
If anyone was bragging and talking shit it was Luke. Sit the fuck down.
>>64291199
>bald "men" desperately trying to justify their existence
So is Woodley getting the next title shot?
>>64291104
thanks anymore?
>>64291526
yes
>>64291526
hendricks should he already beat condit lawler (2x) and woodley wrestling
>>64291512
>"That's not the definition!"
>Is shown it's the very definition of bragging
"N-no, you're wrong!"
>>64291521
Never saved a webm so fast in my life
>>64291199
doesn't usually happen to people as attractive as luke
besides he's not even 30
>>64291542
We must have seen two very different Hendricks/Woodley fights
>>64291542
Hendricks just needs to move up to lhw and be done with it.
>>64291592
>>64291549
You're reaching hard, who's he boasting to, himself? It's a fucking declaration that he'll achieve his goals and lists how he expects to do it.
>>64290652
he's got a nice smile desu
>>64291572
Yeah he's like 22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu0NqYniomk
Holly's mating dance
>>64291549
How is it bragging you neanderthal? He's literally just writing out goals for himself you stupid faggot. What do they teach you over there?
>>64291590
>>64291618
>Is proven wrong
>"You're reaching hard"
I actually cringed. Well done.
>>64291630
>ywn bang Holly
>ywn get your cock squeezed by her uber strong pc muscles
>ywn never get choked sleepy by her seconds after busting a nut
Why even live?
>>64291642
>using neanderthal as an insult
>>64290211
Love McGregor but best of all time after one title defence. Nope.
>>64291663
You are though, he's not boasting to anyone he just wrote down what he's going to do on a piece of paper and how he expects to do it.
Keep hiding behind smug reaction images though
>>64291643
That's a nice titty
lads, i think this nut-hugging sport might not be for me after all.
>>64291590
Hendricks vs Mark Hunt when?
>>64291701
>>64291630
Those thighs...
>>64291686
Point proven
>>64291693
Reach for a dictionary, kiddo.
>>64291749
You busted the dictionary out and it didn't even fit the definition. He wasn't boasting to anyone at all.
>>64291037
gsp always got marked the fuck up by punches. holy hell. Robbie Lawler never does , must be genes
>>64291756
totes adorbz
>>64291749
Just admit you were wrong. It's an admirable thing to do.
>>64291756
Anyone got that picture of Urijah at the TUF 22 Finale looking straight out of the 19th century?
>>64291749
>kiddo
He's mad now.
>>64291763
>it didn't even fit the definition
It matched the definition entirely. Unless you cannot read.
>>64291781
>>64291789
>Samefagging this hard. .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvGCaySKUo
Would Conor beat him?
has there ever been an 'age of /heem/' strawpoll?
>>64291800
but he wasn't boasting to anyone! that was in the definition! what the fuck man
>>64291037
Machida/Shogun
>>64291822
This is surely bait now. Not even an Aussie can shitpost this hard.
>>64291814
>Conor against pre drug testing Hendricks
Do you wanna see him killed?
>>64291814
lol condit had a massive size advantage and still got cu3cked
>>64291800
>Writing out goals for yourself means you're bragging.
FYI, bragging is talking shit *after* you've done something, hubris is the word you're looking for Mahmoud, cause that means excessive self confidence which isn't something Chris wouldn't be guilty of, that's more up Ronda's alley. But stay retarded.
aldo crying like a bitch...why are there so many crybabies in the ufc?
>>64291867
>bragging is talking shit *after*
Again the dictionary says differently: >>64291491
>>64291886
Strong men also cry, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R33IEQjI1l8
>>64291892
You're making a total ass out of yourself in front of everyone.
>>64291528
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/JwalBPmUXVg
>Joanna vs penne
https://youtu.be/HxEN5-wxGUc
>arlovski vs brown
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>mark hunt vs cheick
https://youtu.be/vpH1d4ay3Po
>silly dilly vs Walel Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
If you don't care about commentary you can look up "UFC pelea gratis" on YouTube for more free fights w/ Spanish commentary
>>64291895
wrong
rock hold fans can't be happy in victory, they want everyone else to be sad as well.
>>64291921
Kek'd. You're the one that believes words mean what you want them to mean.
>>64291125
He has a nutritionist now.
>>64291526
I think so, but it's so stupid. Woodley does not deserve it
>>64291921
>implying this is possible to do anonymously
>>64291934
He should do a Broadway song
Only. I Can. Stop. The. CHRIIIIIIIIIS~
holly negotiating to fight...in july
why are fighters such pussies? they should be fighting every month
>2016 rogan leaves ufc
>calls out Dana white over schaub lies
>war is declared
Who wins and how?
>>64291609
>>64291592
straight up the sexiest hands and forearms in the business
>Getting good at something doing it only twice a year
This country is full of pussies.
>>64291935
5 different people have responded to you calling you an idiot but yet you still persist. Saying, "In 2016 I'm going to bench 300 lbs" isn't bragging you dumb faggot.
Anyway I'm bowing out of this, I'd have better luck and way more fun trying to teach a dog how to ride a bike than trying to educate a dumb Brit.
>>64291964
a generation ago the fertittas were having people murdered. now they just call it a corporation.
>>64291982
Saying those things is bragging to someone who is really insecure about their own lack of goals and acheivements.
>>64291982
>5 different people have responded to you
Mostly you samefagging to try to save face though.
I like how you tried to change the definition of what's in the dictionary though. Maybe work on your reading comprehension some more as you've really embarrassed yourself here and you're not 6 years old anymore.
Stay mad.
>>64291815
IIRC most are ~26 and there was that one American guy who was almost 40
