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>>64290025
Please tell me that nose is shopped.
>>64290005
BJJ is so 90s. It's all about movement now. Go to your local Ido Portal and ask him for some movements.
post yours /heem/
>>64290036
that nose is shopped.
Post times you heemed someone or got heemed
>be me 6-7 years ago
>be at a birthday party of a girl
>the guests basically consisted of two circles of friends deriving from two schools that were heavy rivals
>natural tension
>stand outside the bar where the party was with a few friends drinking and chatting
>suddenly a challenger appears
>gets in my friend's face and basically just wants to bang bro
>my friend doesn't want to let him bang bro
>*push kick to the side of his hip*
>he stumbles to the ground
>gets angry and insults me but eventually leaves the scene
fast forward 10 minutes
>he comes up again to harass my friend
>unleash a full power uppercut at his chin but miss awkwardly
>360° spin because of the torque
>he lets go of my friend and tries to catch me
>circle him hoping to go to a 49-46 judges decision
>be more agile so he can't catch me
>gasses eventually and leaves again
>get back to drinking with my m8s
>suddenly get surprised by a takedown
>he sneaked up on me to take me down with full force
>manage to hip escape and stand up
>toss him to the ground while doing so
>*soccer kicks externally*
>hfw he got heemed instantly
>hfw not being aware of pride rules
>hfw he looks so peaceful and content while being heemed
>after 10 seconds he slowly gets up and just leaves the scene while twaddling something
>leave the scene too because I fear of someone calling the cops
>On my way home I cross path with a grill that was at the birthday too
>"I lost my keys, anon, can I sleep at your place tonight"
>"you're so brave for defending your friend"
>y-you too
>get laid later that night
>tfw heemed somebody and got laid on the same night
>tfw fighting solves everything
>t-thanks heem gods
fast forward to the next day
>open facebook
>heem sleepy boy goes on a rant and looks for the one who heemed him
>wants to file a complaint
>posts a selfie of his massive black eye
turns out that nobody snitched ond me and to this day he doesn't know by whom he got heemed.
>>64290025
Why Did you have to ruin her, faggot?
>>64290052
top lad
>>64290047
Systema has pretty good movement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK1MJE4xZU
>>64290025
Could we please just give Rose the title shot instead of Claujia? We all know Nova Uniao fighters can't compete post-USADA.
>>64290049
here's the template
>2015
>Not realizing UFC is as fake as WWE.
>Dana White is a poor mans Vince McMahon.
>Thinking these men are hurting each other when they're literally hugging on the ground
It's time to grow up and face reality lads.
>>64290049
I see we are both McGregor fans!
>tfw Tecia beats Rose again
random heem
>>64290049
Wow I can't wait for tons of shitposts that contribute fucking nothing to anything
>>64290098
coming from the aussie
>>64290094
>getting heem'd by a tap
kek babby chin
>>64290091
All memes bby
>>64290091
christ
>>64290112
>get offended
>panic flag banter
Oh man, I clowned you
>>64290129
sorry anglomate please don't heem me
>>64290094
Where's the movement? They're just standing there until they punch eachother.
>>64290092
Please no. Tecia's dangerously close to becoming the Official Jon Fitch of 115.
>best joanna hl?
best joanna hl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
>>64290169
JJ has put on a clinic every time she fought since her title fight
>>64290058
what kind of boobs did she have?
>>64290066
0:41
goddamn, that's some tight movement.
Frank will be in Ken's corner apparently
>>64290144
they are stuck in the mud
If Conor heem's Frankie is he the best FW of all time?
>>64290196
Guess that means Shamrock vs Shamrock will never become a reality? Good that they're getting along at least.
>>64290211
maybe. Is Werdum the best heavyweight of all time for submitting Fedor and Cain?
>>64290189
b cups with beautiful form and nice nipples
>>64290211
No.
He's good, but lets not be stupid.
>>64290230
Werdum is the GOAT of the cage.
>>64290084
It's not fake, although fights always get boring when they go to the ground. Easily the most dull aspect of MMA
>>64290211
fuck... it would be hard to argue against it
certainly would have the best fw resume of all time, I just find it hard to ignore his lack of skills in all areas.
I mean does heeming everyone actually make you the best? Or just the best at heeming
>>64290211
Frankie is the best of all time if he stops Conor
>>64290245
It would make him the best. It doesn't matter what path you take to the top if it gets you there.
>>64290241
why is that stupid? It's not like he's battling it out with the best he is annihilating them
>>64290230
Does anyone have the WebM of Werdum submitting Cain? I need to see his "HAHA HE ACTUALLY WENT FOR IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN" face as he got the guillotine again
>>64290244
booo
booooooo
>>64290211
The best FW? He needs to defeat Aldo again like le Chris did Anderson.
>>64290251
I think I'm inclined to agree with you
but tbph I'm not really the type to think about who the GOAT is, I just enjoy it while they are still around
>>64290169
>world war 2 bullshit
>>64290211
If Conor stays at FW then no, he won't. If he doesn't move up in weight category now it's because he's scared of getting raped by at least 8+ fighters with infinite more skill and Dana wants to protect his overrated cash cow
>>64290272
Living in the moment... soaking it all in... just like the GOAT, Conor McGregor.
>>64290254
Assuming he wins Edgar, that's only 3 real high profile guys. Aldo dominated the division for 10 years and though he did get beat clean by McGregor, it was 10 bloody years of beating every contender. With time, sure maybe you could claim that but a rematch with Aldo could go quite differently.
In essence, it's far too early to be making such claims
>>64290289
He was undefeated for ten years, casual. He didn't hold the title that long.
>>64290283
>GOAT
>Conor McGregor.
>Gets fed cans
>Got smashed by Duffy
>>64290211
definitely
and if he takes the lw belt he enters the discussion for GOAT status
>>64290289
I would consider Poirier to be high profile as well
>>64290300
Undefeated within the division, I phrased it like a faggot fair enough but the point still stands. Everyone who challenged him was beaten, didn't say it was whilst he was Champ
edgar wins he's literally p4p #1 all time
he actually fought bigger guys, won the belt at LW
he literally doesn't have 1 bad loss despise his size disadvantage
>>64290307
y-you could say that about every goat
>>64290371
He also won the fight against Aldo desu
it has been a bad week for Joses
>>64290371
Conor is the size of Benson Henderson he should be highly competitive at LW, he technically could eventually fight guys at the lower end of WW
>>64290371
>losing to Gay Maynard
Frankie is shit
thoughts on this motherfucker?
>>64290423
Look on the red dots on his arms. That's acne from roiding.
>>64290423
Have you seen him lately?
Looks like a deflated nut sack
>>64290423
roidhead who got smashed recently
>>64290423
roids
>>64290421
Maynard was a terrible match up for a Frankie and before Frank deleted his chin he was one of the best lightweights around
Reminder that McGregor killed the featherweight division and took the filter clean off 'cuck'.
>>64290423
>My energy comes from my diet. Breakfast is 10 eggs and two to three pounds of bacon. Between meals, I eat lots of candy. In the morning, it will be several 3 Musketeers and/or Snickers bars; I need them for energy. Lunch, at 1 or 2 PM, is a double meal of a Polish pork chop, sauerkraut and potatoes. An hour later, I work out, then take lots of supplements: magnesium, creatine, amino acids, all that stuff, and more chocolate. Dinner is whatever meat I can grab—steaks, pork chops, bacon—plus more sauerkraut and potatoes. At 9 or 10 PM, I work out again. Afterward, I have a protein shake and more chocolate. At 3 or 4 AM, I wake up and have more chocolate, then go back to sleep until morning
the man likes chocolate
WAKE UP JOSE, IT'S ALL OVER.
>>64290452
This? Why does he keep fighting?
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that unironically think edgar would beat mcgregor
who would you pick to win in a rematch between Gus and Rumble?
>>64290515
definitely the result of mewvment training
>>64290488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkg5Sx-o1m8
I love when roidheads talk about their diet.
>>64290211
is Frankie going to go down to featherweight?
>>64290547
nvm, I thought he was a lightweight for some reason.
>>64290541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLdum69UGrk
>>64290244
I take it you didn't see Rose/PVZ or Weidman/Rockhold then?
anyone got a good website to watch old fights on?
A-a-apart from ufc.tv, i'm already subscribed to fight pass!
>>64290563
sorry i thought he was a lightweight. i could have sworn i saw an interview where conor said he would go up to lightweight to fight frankie.
>>64290575
UFC.tv
Leave Mr. Mcregor to me, sir. Haha
UFC 198 at MSG
McGregor vs Edgar
JBJ vs Cormier II
Weidman vs Jacare
Aljamain Sterling vs Thomas Almeida
Al Iaquinta vs Nate Diaz
>>64290567
I remember him toying that dutch reporter. Jesus. This was the closest to rape you can get without benis in vagina.
>>64290593
>haha dude I delt it
>>64290058
i dont believe you. and you aint a pride fighter just a rudy-poo
>>64290575
youtube has those free fights
torrent entire events
google individual fights
that's all there is to it. install ublock origin also.
>>64290405
You're dumb if you belive Conor is Benson sized
>>64290067
Gadaelha nearly beat Joanna though and why the fuck do you hate Rose?
It's like you want her to get torn to shreds.
>>64290575
Get a 7 day free trial to fightpass.
>>64290624
this desu if you Google a specific fight you'll most likely get a result
Joe say seems to be taking the loss well. Maybe he's glad to have no pressure of being champ?
>>64290091
>HE LIKES JOHNNY HENDRICKS
muh 70%
muh handwraps
muh diet
muh wrong deer meat
muh wimping away from a drug test
muh losing due to bad weight cut and not shitty gameplan or abilities
muh excuses
>>64290595
JBJ/Cormier and Weidman/Souza could legit be UFC 200 fights in terms of the hype and all that
>>64290595
>sterling vs almeida
never knew i wanted this fight until now
>>64290541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-paRIf5hWys&t=146
>>64290652
Strong willed, or maybe he's glad it's all over. He's had to do a lot of shit before this fight, doubt he's really fond of it. At that one press conference he had to leave early because he was the best man at the wedding or something, you wouldn't even expect him to even show when that's the case. Maybe it is that and I hope he does bounce back stronk
>>64290652
It's a lot of pressure. But he seems to have a life besides fighting, which might help I guess. Ronda on the other hand sometimes talks all that shit about "if you quit once you'll always quit" or how she determined she has been from a young age bla bla her mother and so on. I'd reckon she hasn't much besides being champ, so depression garanteed.
>>64290676
disappointing that this isn't the intro to a facial abuse vid t b h f a m
>>64290676
>cuck norway
>>64290624
>>64290649
thanks brothers
Where does her career go from here?
>>64290593
>got dominated by cody pfister in round 1
>threat to the GOAT
keep on meme'n kiddo
is it safe to say McGregor HEEMing Aldo has already been updated into the PPV intro
>>64290652
man i'm glad conor won, but also i'm happy for aldo. the pressure of being the one everyone was chsing for so long
can't be easy, and he got to experience the immense pressure against conor and got a huge payday.
hope he comes back way better and relaxed
>>64290652
IT TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR
>>64290753
I'd expect it to be
>>64290766
top Irish lad
>>64290750
>people will look at this and go "there's a possibility that sage is natty"
is it over?
>>64290753
FACE THE PAIN
>>64290782
No, she's so young and has a lot left to go. She was in over her head fighting Rose, but hopefully it provided a reality check and she can continue going forward from there. Showed good heart though. Same goes for Sage desu, he's not really shown to be all that great either but if he sticks to it he could be great.
>>64290782
I honestly don't know what she's being hyped for apart from being a qt.
WMMA is so sparse with talent that amateur fighters like PVZ become top 5 contenders. All she has is determination and willpower. She hasn't shown fuck all else.
>>64290782
she's an F level striker despite training for 6 years
y no embeddeds?
>>64290593
whats up ninja turtles lol
>>64290776
>people will look at this and feel bad they were never pushed to succeed from an early age
Anyone else going to the weigh ins tomorrow?
>>64290674
it's pretty much been confirmed already, not for 198 though
>>64290826
because you touch yourself at night
>>64290826
Not a PPV
DE DIVISION NEEDS ME
friendly reminder that if you ever doubt mcgooker, you're wrong
>tfw
>>64290652
he's handling it the same way Matt Hughes did
>>64290861
>getting your ass kicked by a surfer
>>64290816
>being a qt.
I honestly don't think she's really that attractive at all.
It just seems to be decently good looking considering she fights for a living
>>64290861
>Writes like a 6 year old
>Brags
>Gets hammered and humiliated
Literally All-American
>>64290782
no, my erection just began
>>64290889
she looks like a tall midget native american
>>64290652
niga is like 40 give him a break
>>64290782
No. The fight exposed her weaknesses and her team will help her improve. She is tough, with proper training she'll be a top contender in three years or five.
>>64290916
>niga is like 40
He's 29. Seriously.
>>64290888
>never saw that scene in Point Break when they fight on the beach
>>64290933
>watching fake entertainment
>>64290782
She seems like a benchmark for retarded american bimbo sluts.
>>64290933
quite liked that film
>>64290488
>three pounds of bacon
that's a lot of salt, must be the same diet aldo fans are on
>>64290931
rose is actually the young athletic one with good coaching tho
Literally just browse /heem/ all day lads
>>64290025
anymore free fights? maybe with more fighters from abq?
>>64290932
You aren't counting all the 5 rounders
Paige's striking will NEVER even be as "good" as Rose's is right now.
>>64290964
I know. Rose is better overall. But doesn't mean Paige can't improve to be really good and still have a lengthy career. Rose will get there first.
https://youtu.be/Pe99g4CzCCA
>you now remember how fixed this fight was
>>64290861
>using a pic from when Rockhold had hair.
Too bad his days of being attractive are over now
>>64290541
goddamn I miss ubereem lads.
Name a worse decision in UFC history
>>64290049
Superior yet useless addition to this thread.
This would be more interesting if the object was to meme the shit out the choices.
>>64290906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrdtUDxiDn4
Chris has proven that option A doesn't always work
>>64291041
Who did this?
>>64291037
was that the fight where dana told everyone he had been sent off in an amber lamps the hospital then was all awkward as fuck when he walked in?
>>64291037
Would you have scored any of the rounds a 10-8?
>>64291037
That was a perfectly fine decision
Very close fight
>>64291054
Yours truly.
>>64290945
You seem awfully mad.
>>64291037
>muh robbery
Stop this meme, it was a close fight.
>>64291064
>>64291077
>they don't score 10-8's
shit judging to be honest
>>64291088
I don't think any of the rounds were clear 10-8s
>>64290980
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Nick Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>>64290652
This shit is so hespectable. And yes it must help that he got a nice payday to soften the blow of the loss. This is how a true champ reacts to a loss (a devastating one at that). Not the way ronda is handling it.
hendricks is literally going to knock out wonderkuck, you can cap this
>>64291119
Imagine if he missed weight lol
>>64291119
Huh? Wonderboy is going to head kick him into retirement.
>>64291119
How can he knock anybody out with his head between their legs? There is no chance he tries to stand and trade with wonderboy. Thompson is almost certainly going to get wrestlefucked.
On the off chance he wins though, he could be very close to a title shot.
>>64291104
Damn, i gonna have to watch that Condit vs Rory fight again
>>64291024
Lol he still looks like a god compared to your faggot prepubescent ass
Men age its what happens he's not gonna have a 20 year old hairline forever he still looks good
>>64291104
is conduit a meme fighter?
>>64291199
Calm down Luke you just won a belt baka
>>64290906
>Brags
Where do you see bragging in that picture you moron?
>>64291242
In the very first line, my pleb friend.
>>64291199
chill Luke, smoke some weed
NOW I KNOW
>something was off with chris weidman
yeah he was fighting someone better
>>64291307
No homo. Luke is very handsome.
>>64291307
Did luke get staphed by DC after a long sweaty session of wrestling?
anyone else missing nick diaz? it just hit me again
>JBJ won't be back till UFC 200
>>64291037
Close fight. Tie goes to Champ. I was okay with the decision.
>>64291307
A show-er and a grow-er?
>>64291283
Do you have a dictionary near you?
Big John is the ref for Condit vs Lawler
>>64291448
>condit getting a title shot
>>64291446
Clearly you don't.
Why is marquardt still allowed to compete?
>>64291119
>Hendricks
>knocking people out
This isn't 2012, Hendricks hasn't knocked anyone out in 3 years
>>64291491
>Writing out goals is bragging
If anyone was bragging and talking shit it was Luke. Sit the fuck down.
>>64291199
>bald "men" desperately trying to justify their existence
So is Woodley getting the next title shot?
>>64291104
thanks anymore?
>>64291526
yes
>>64291526
hendricks should he already beat condit lawler (2x) and woodley wrestling
>>64291512
>"That's not the definition!"
>Is shown it's the very definition of bragging
"N-no, you're wrong!"
>>64291521
Never saved a webm so fast in my life
>>64291199
doesn't usually happen to people as attractive as luke
besides he's not even 30
>>64291542
We must have seen two very different Hendricks/Woodley fights
>>64291542
Hendricks just needs to move up to lhw and be done with it.
>>64291592
>>64291549
You're reaching hard, who's he boasting to, himself? It's a fucking declaration that he'll achieve his goals and lists how he expects to do it.
>>64290652
he's got a nice smile desu
>>64291572
Yeah he's like 22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu0NqYniomk
Holly's mating dance
>>64291549
How is it bragging you neanderthal? He's literally just writing out goals for himself you stupid faggot. What do they teach you over there?
>>64291618
>Is proven wrong
>"You're reaching hard"
I actually cringed. Well done.
>>64291630
>ywn bang Holly
>ywn get your cock squeezed by her uber strong pc muscles
>ywn never get choked sleepy by her seconds after busting a nut
Why even live?
>>64291642
>using neanderthal as an insult
>>64290211
Love McGregor but best of all time after one title defence. Nope.
>>64291663
You are though, he's not boasting to anyone he just wrote down what he's going to do on a piece of paper and how he expects to do it.
Keep hiding behind smug reaction images though
>>64291643
That's a nice titty
lads, i think this nut-hugging sport might not be for me after all.
>>64291590
Hendricks vs Mark Hunt when?
>>64291630
Those thighs...
>>64291686
Point proven
>>64291693
Reach for a dictionary, kiddo.
>>64291749
You busted the dictionary out and it didn't even fit the definition. He wasn't boasting to anyone at all.
>>64291037
gsp always got marked the fuck up by punches. holy hell. Robbie Lawler never does , must be genes
>>64291756
totes adorbz
>>64291749
Just admit you were wrong. It's an admirable thing to do.
>>64291756
Anyone got that picture of Urijah at the TUF 22 Finale looking straight out of the 19th century?
>>64291749
>kiddo
He's mad now.
>>64291763
>it didn't even fit the definition
It matched the definition entirely. Unless you cannot read.
>>64291781
>>64291789
>Samefagging this hard. .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvGCaySKUo
Would Conor beat him?
has there ever been an 'age of /heem/' strawpoll?
>>64291800
but he wasn't boasting to anyone! that was in the definition! what the fuck man
>>64291037
Machida/Shogun
>>64291822
This is surely bait now. Not even an Aussie can shitpost this hard.
>>64291814
>Conor against pre drug testing Hendricks
Do you wanna see him killed?
>>64291814
lol condit had a massive size advantage and still got cu3cked
>>64291800
>Writing out goals for yourself means you're bragging.
FYI, bragging is talking shit *after* you've done something, hubris is the word you're looking for Mahmoud, cause that means excessive self confidence which isn't something Chris wouldn't be guilty of, that's more up Ronda's alley. But stay retarded.
aldo crying like a bitch...why are there so many crybabies in the ufc?
>>64291867
>bragging is talking shit *after*
Again the dictionary says differently: >>64291491
>>64291886
Strong men also cry, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R33IEQjI1l8
>>64291892
You're making a total ass out of yourself in front of everyone.
>>64291528
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/JwalBPmUXVg
>Joanna vs penne
https://youtu.be/HxEN5-wxGUc
>arlovski vs brown
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>mark hunt vs cheick
https://youtu.be/vpH1d4ay3Po
>silly dilly vs Walel Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
If you don't care about commentary you can look up "UFC pelea gratis" on YouTube for more free fights w/ Spanish commentary
>>64291895
wrong
rock hold fans can't be happy in victory, they want everyone else to be sad as well.
>>64291921
Kek'd. You're the one that believes words mean what you want them to mean.
>>64291125
He has a nutritionist now.
>>64291526
I think so, but it's so stupid. Woodley does not deserve it
>>64291921
>implying this is possible to do anonymously
>>64291934
He should do a Broadway song
Only. I Can. Stop. The. CHRIIIIIIIIIS~
holly negotiating to fight...in july
why are fighters such pussies? they should be fighting every month
>2016 rogan leaves ufc
>calls out Dana white over schaub lies
>war is declared
Who wins and how?
>>64291609
>>64291592
straight up the sexiest hands and forearms in the business
>Getting good at something doing it only twice a year
This country is full of pussies.
>>64291935
5 different people have responded to you calling you an idiot but yet you still persist. Saying, "In 2016 I'm going to bench 300 lbs" isn't bragging you dumb faggot.
Anyway I'm bowing out of this, I'd have better luck and way more fun trying to teach a dog how to ride a bike than trying to educate a dumb Brit.
>>64291964
a generation ago the fertittas were having people murdered. now they just call it a corporation.
>>64291982
Saying those things is bragging to someone who is really insecure about their own lack of goals and acheivements.
>>64291982
>5 different people have responded to you
Mostly you samefagging to try to save face though.
I like how you tried to change the definition of what's in the dictionary though. Maybe work on your reading comprehension some more as you've really embarrassed yourself here and you're not 6 years old anymore.
Stay mad.
>>64291815
IIRC most are ~26 and there was that one American guy who was almost 40
Holly vs Ronda just added to fightpass lads
gonna watch with Edmond's corner mic on
>>64292030
for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLjiT09rEMU
>it's an argument over semantics thread
Seriously, just shut the fuck up. You're all anonymous. Nobody gives a shit if you stop responding except for you dummies that are actually arguing about the definition of bragging. If I need to come in here again, I'm cracking skulls.
>>64292055
>You're all anonymous
>I'm cracking skulls
What skulls? We're fucking anonymous.
>>64291977
>letting your children that high up on bricks where they could slip and hit their heads on concrete
So many things could've gone wrong in that webm. I hope Conor heems him.
>>64292055
anonymous is leegun xD
anyone else think that the shit Edmund got was a bit harsh?
>>64292010
No it isn't moron
>Conor Anthony McGregor is the undisputed UFC featherweight champion of the world
>>64292120
*No it isn't, moron.
>>64292120
Yes it is, famalam
>>64292126
Thanks to Uncle Dana feeding him cans.
>>64292143
No it's not
>read through thread
>all these faggots talking about """semantics""" and "benching"
>thinking those things matter in a street fight (real fighting)
>I realized I could actually heem everyone here
I'm not even joking. I would pile drive you Randleman style onto the concrete. Kickbox like Cro Cop. Just kill all of you no doubt. I know for a fact majority of you do BJJ only. Kek. Try that shit on the street with your pajamas and watch what happens.
>>64290058
All my fights back in the days were solved with a good kick in the solar plexus.
It wasnt exciting but at the same time it was nice to finish the fight with a single blow (o course I also lost many fights while crying in the ground, trying to breath and saying "I'm gonna die...I'm gonna die"
Never really fought as an adult.
>>64292055
>>64292161
We heard you the first time keyboard warrior.
>>64292161
Yeah keep telling yourself that, kid. You've never experienced the physical and mental dedication it takes to push yourself through a full season of wrestling. You've worked that hard in your entire goddamn life you spoon fed shitpostershit poster. The best workout you get on a daily basis is wheeling your fat ass from your computer screen to your mini fridge. So keep laughing and lying to yourself from behind your keyboard, we both know what would actually happen if I ever decided I wanted to take you down
EVE EE WUNS TA CUM BAK, EE CAN CUM BAK... BUH I SWER TO GOD HEES DAY WILL CUM
>>64292175
Different guy, but I respect >>64292161 style.
He seems like the only other alpha in here. I might even leave him one of his eyeballs in tact if we met in the street.
You would not be so lucky.
>>64292203
listen lad. no listen right. you've never felt a man from the british isles land a clean straight right on your chin so i'd keep it clean alright lad?
how much time would you give an aggressor on the street to change into their gi before you engage in combat?
>>64292242
If an aggressor charged at me I'd just leg sweep them and put them in a kimura that'd make them question their life goals.
>>64292265
How can you leg sweep me when you'll be eating body shots the entire time? The knee, the heel, spinning back kick to the ribs, I just don't see how this ends without a nicely timed precise straight left to your glass jaw to put you away.
>>64292233
Do you honestly think you can wade in through my lighting fast jab and snapping front kicks? You'll be bloodied and gasping for air before you even can get a hand on me me, punk.
>>64292295
you don't move like I move. where's your movement coach. you always take a knee in your fights that's not gonna work with me i'm gonna crack you with a jab and you're gonna wobble
Cerrone leg kick to RDA's jaw to knock him out in the 3rd round
You read it here first
>>64292233
>british isles
Not that bitch you replied to but I've been to your shitty neck of the world. Nothing but cocks,cunt and retards out there. Seriously just a bunch of pussies out there. I must've beat the fuck out of 6 guys when I was out there. All of them are brawlers. No skill,technique,speed, movement. Just a little bit of power. And movement and speed beat power every single time. Plus all of you fags fight in groups like the soccer fags you are. Afraid to fight one on one like a real man. You can talk tough on the computer but say that to my face and watch what happens.
>Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 2m2 minutes ago
>Diaz says this is the biggest card of Dec & calls out media for not being at this open workout. Says last week was "blown out of proportion"
>>64292327
already tracked your ip mate. i'll give you 10 minutes to apologise or when I see you on the street i'm gonna spinning hook kick you as well as your mam and dad
I know for a fact I can beat up just about any of you fuckers here
Youre all a bunch of tough guy punks, I'd kick your asses easily. Already a black belt in Karate. I'm officially am MMA fighter (5-0 all KOs) I've been boxing and kickboxing for years. I know the form and have brutal punches and kickes, none of them would be able to stand up with me for more than 20 seconds. Chris Weidman also gave me personal wrestling lessons and I've nailed down the basics, its really simple stuff, I've advanced pretty quick, I've won some local tournaments, even if I get a wrestler I'd still stuff their takedown and utilize Sambo from a couple lessons I took, you wouldnt know whats coming. I've been training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for a while, already a purple belt. So if any if you silly fucks could even get me to the ground and not vice versa I'd submit you in 5 seconds then go to town with punches and kicks after I choke you out or break your arm
>>64292324
>Cerrone leg kick to RDA's jaw
PRIDE rules?
>>64292355
youre going the right way about a chin removal mehmet
>>64292382
I've been training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu since I was five years old while simaltaneously training in kickboxing and boxing, I've been doing intensive Muay Thai since 13 and Sambo since 15, I've been in a bunch of amateur fights for years, I'm way too busy to go pro, only losses at amateur are two bullshit stoppages and a fluke injury, I koed every opponent otherwise, Dana White has approached me before but I told him I was too busy but if things fredd up I'd give him an offer and I'd jump right into the middleweight division and probably move up to light heavyweight, Bellator almost gave me offers but fuck that so im just an engineer right now but im still intensively training and could definitely go pro someday
>>64292345
Please please no. My name is Rakesh and I'm sorry. I cannot have this at my business.
Does Yoel really deserve a title shot?
What about Arlovski?
I know they're fan favorites on winning streaks but they're also kind of sloppy fighters
>>64292324
>leg kick to the jaw
>>64292333
he's wrong about it being the biggest of course, but damn it's a pretty big fucking card the media should step up
>>64292409
If Arlovski has an impressive performance and JDS doesn't, arlovski should get a title shot. He lose all his momentum from 187 during the frank Mir fight.
>>64292355
>it's really simple stuff
That's how I know you're lying. I've trained all sorts of wrestling styles, pro,Greco,freestyle. I don't need boxing,Muay Thai or other meme bullshit. All I need is wrestling. Wrestling to drop you on your head and break your brain. And fair warning to those who say it isn't a martial art. Come around me and I'll show you how effective of a martial art it is.
>>64292440
Brown belt, here. Do you want to fucking go? Keep in mind I've also trained muay thai for several years now. I'll fly to your shitty midwest city, kick your ass, fuck your mom, and then be back on the plane in time to hit the lake the next day.
I'm fucking serious, kid. We can do this. At my gym we immediately correct little shits like you that walk around with an attitude problem.
>>64292409
>Does Yoel really deserve a title shot?
Is there any danger after the first round and some body kicks?
>>64291041
Is that Alexander Emelianenko?
>>64292440
There aren't judges on the street, kid. Hugging won't get you anywhere from me. I would butcher you from the bottom and then get to my feet and take your head clean off.
you guys always get dramatic when the hype has gone down
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0
>>64292333
>Nate is actually passionate about fighting for once in his life and no one takes his fight seriously.
>>64292461
not as dramatic as the slow mo shot of your chin being erased by my tornado heem
>>64291307
>6'3" master race
>as handsome as a Hollywood a-lister
>10/10 body
>white
>has a horse cock
>also the 185lb UFC world champion, with no legit threats in sight
I'm miring, lads.
>>64292512
>also the 185lb UFC world champion, with no legit threats in sight
Somewhere in the jungle, there is a young gorilla preparing to take everything away from Rockhold when he gets old.
>>64292512
>no legit threats in sight
join the team before it's too late
>>64292030
just watched it
greg jackson is fucking weird
>>64290526
Chris practically let Rockhold win.
>>64292593
yea he got exposed as the phony he always was
>>64291552
it's not the same without sound
>>64292613
>beats three of the greatest fighters of all time
>phony
Aldo was washed up when he fought McGregor too. Does that make McGoobs a phony?
>>64292641
maybe, he just hasn't been exposed yet.
let's see if he does.
>>64292613
>Got exposed
What a dumb meme. There's a difference between losing and being exposed.
Why aren't all the TUF22 episodes on UFC Fight Pass? What did I pay for this shit for? Can't watch PPV fights, can't watch all the TUF episodes as they come out, all I can do is watch old fights what's the point of that if they put all that shit on youtube.
at least i'll stay awake for this one
>>64292680
piss off Scott
>>64292690
d-did you not stay awake for 194?
>>64292690
this will be a better card than 194.
That lady clearly nose what's up
>>64292667
I bet you're one of those people who think Hendricks "exposed" GSP.
>>64292714
I tried but collapsed at about 4am after staying up for the two days prior.
Disconnected myself from the world until I could torrent the event the next day unspoilered.
>>64292721
Could be but nothing will match the hype of Aldo/McGregor until McGregor/Cerrone (hopefully).
>>64292641
>Aldo was washed up when he fought McGregor too
He was 29 and his previous fight was the best of his career. Anderson Vitor and Machida were in their late 30s and clearly past their prime.
>>64292721
Not hard. 194 wasn't that great, tbqh. Faber vs Saenz was probably the best fight, and that one was on the undercard.
I still think it's kind of funny that Saenz's stock rose so much even with a loss. Goddamn that dude looked competitive.
>>64292690
>RDA wins in the first round
>Dana's scurred
>Knows RDA would tear McGoober from limb to limb
>Throws the old can Cerrone at McGoober
>?????
>Profit
>>64292756
He got his face wrecked in his second fight with Mendes. He was way past his prime. Plus, no more steroids!
>>64292741
no because gsp actually fought good people, weidman only fought scrubs and deflated brazilians
rockhold will not hold the title for very long though, after he beats weidman again in the rematch easily, he'll lose to somebody who's actually good.
>>64292769
That was Mendes under Ludwig and Aldo still dominated most of the fight. I really don't understand the whole Aldo was past his prime meme, he was still physically more than capable of the feats he could do when he was younger, he just became more cautious and cerebral the more experienced he got.
>>64292812
>he just became more cautious and cerebral
You reckon if Conor winds up being a dominant champion that he'd eventually fall into being a comfortable decision machine where him losing a round is a big dealio?
>>64292512
>no legit threats in sight
Honestly, as much as I like Rockhold and think he's a great champ, I could see him losing to Romero or rematch vs Weidman. I don't think any of the top middleweights will be as dominant as Silva was during his reign. Weidman's streak as champ wasn't even that impressive. 1 fluke "win" with rematch vs. Andy, a post-TRT vitor, and a washed up Machida.
Unfortunately for Rockhold, I don't see him holding on to the belt for long. I hope I'm wrong
>>64292852
Really though all four of the top MWs are fucking fantastic fighters. They've got their weaknesses, but I get the feeling they'll be trading wins for a while.
Issue is, MW is weak as piss outside of that.
>>64292852
>I could see him losing to Romero
Smdh really? Romero arguably lost to Jacare and he gasses harder than a heavyweight in the 2nd round. Easy fight for Rockhold. Luke loses the rematch against Weidman.
I would love to fucking heem every single one of you. I could put all you kiddies to sleep with a single jab.
Does anyone have a link to Cowboy's youtube? I'd like to see those embeddeds of his own production.
>>64292882
>Smdh
>>64292885
Try me, kiddo.
>>64292882
No I agree that he has a great chance of beating Romero, but I stand by what I said: I could see him losing, meaning it wouldn't surprise me. I think Romero's explosiveness could take him out early. Even against sluggish Weidman, Luke's defense wasn't all that great. He ate some pretty big shots.
>>64292771
>rockhold will not hold the title for very long though
Well let's see
>#2 Weidman
Thoroughly rekt. Trains with a meme team and meme fighters like Wonderboy who has meme kicks. And Straight Outta WWE Aljamain.
>#3 Yoel
If he doesn't cuck Luke in the first round he's fucked.
>#4 Jacare
Easy fight
>#5 Vitor
Le deflated Cheezus man has no chance
>#6 Lyoto
Rekt by Luke
>#7 Kennedy
>le Ranger up, delusional thinks he should get huge fights manlet man
Easy fight
>#8 Bisping
Top kek. Rekt by Luke.
>#9 Robert Whittaker
Kek
>#10 Uriah Hall
Nope
>#11 Mousasi
Lel. Wish he fights for the title someday.
After these is C.B,Hendo and Leites. Luke is going to be champ for a long time.
>>64292929
>Romero's explosiveness
All you have to do is survive the first round with this dude. If it's a 5 round fight he's not gonna make it.
>>64292937
>Jacare
>Easy fight
Casuals gonna casual. Also Weidman wasn't "thoroughly rekt"
>>64292949
Yea that was my point. I could see Yoel catching him with something in the first that could rock him, and lead to a potential TKO victory. We'll see soon enough, I'm sure. I'm pulling for Rockhold, mind you.
>>64292981
>jump around doing jack shit for like four minutes than jump in and throw with everything you have
What a bizarre style, Romero is an absolute freak.
>>64292966
yea he most definitely was. should have ended the fight when he was getting his ass kicked on the ground and before that, he was landing way more devastating punches than the weak meme shit weidman was throwing
>>64293002
b-b-but Chris landed a few big body kicks after Luke had gassed so he'd win the rematch
is Joe Rogan the worst?
>>64293002
If you wanna keep telling yourself that then fine.
>>64292966
>Weidman wasn't
>>64292937
Mousasi is actually a top fighter. He got meme kicked by THEE meme fighter and didn't even get knocked out. He could do well in a fight against rockhold
>>64293031
You can tell Weidman wasn't rekt because he is still his dad's boy.
>>64292949
His last 6 fights have all made it to the third round and he's knocked out 4 of those opponents.
He's still dangerous in the later rounds m8.
>>64293031
was he crying too like a pussy?
i know cowboy has the potential to be champion but given his laid back lifestyle, he probably wouldn't want it either way. The obligations and such would probably put him off from it.
>>64293087
You'd cry too if you just threw away millions and your family's financial security over a totally needless meme kick
>>64293041
That's my boy!
The best MMA analyst in the world is currently live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNduZypsT4U
>>64293041
>he is still
>still
One word and everything was maximum cringe
Weidman made a pretty good post fight statement and dad blew it
>>64293143
wew
>>64293143
It brought back some serious nostalgia for Chris' dad like when he used to go collect Chris from the hospital after his brother would leave him braindead
>>64293066
>5 round fight
>>64292183
le fat face
>>64293173
Why are you spastics throwing such a gasket of a meaningless phrase?
>>64293196
>All you have to do is survive the first round
>>64293156
stop shilling lel
>>64293212
I just want everyone to know ... you're still my anon.
>>64293214
Yes for a fighter of Luke's calibre, Romero won't be a threat to him in later rounds, and are you actually denying that Romero has shit cardio?
>>64293212
They have daddy issues. It was a nice moment.
>>64293258
>hey look at me I looked at one Romero fight
>>64293258
I'm not denying that he has shit cardio. But no he's not just dangerous in the 1st round. Hes still pretty dangerous up to the third. He's proven it several times.
Thinking "oh he's only good for the first" is a pretty good way to set yourself up for failure.
Romero slows down, sure, but he can still hot pretty damn hard heading into the later rounds. That's an objective fact.
>Natty
>>64291814
>ped's are a hell of a drug
>>64293321
Yeah everyone's talking about Aldo but I thought most of the people on the card looked a fair bit different.
shit nigger
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2513504/Aldo-coach-responds-to-Schaub-accusations/?pc=28
Schaub
>"Demian Maia looked good, but...since this, uh...I might take some heat for this, but whatever," he began, as transcribed by Tim Burke for BE. "Since this drug testing, anyone notice the ol' Brazilians ain't doing too well? Ever notice the people, the ol' South America ain't doing too hot since this drug testing thing?"
>"If there are disciplines of MMA for Brazilians, it's (counts on his fingers) Muay Thai, Jiu Jitsu, steroids, boxing. I'm just saying. It's weird. It's weird."
André
>"Before talking a bunch of crap, I think Mr. Schaub should get informed about the facts," said Pederneiras, as translated by Anton Tabuena for BE. "When the new doping policy was announced to me by UFC matchmaker Sean Shelby, I asked him if the UFC could do it for Aldo’s fight (at UFC 189), with daily tests on Aldo and McGregor. I made this same request to Mr. Jeff Novitzky, responsible for UFC’s antidoping, that fighters were tested at least three times a week. And when I met Dana White the last time, I made this same request. So I ask the UFC, Dana and Lorenzo Fertitta again: test Aldo and McGregor at least three times a week, for three months before the fight, and I will pay for the costs, as I promised them every time I asked them to do this."
>"Accusing my fighters of doing steroids is, at least, jealousy for their results -- results we never saw and will never see in your career, Mr. Schaub. Don’t try to throw dirt in clean person’s careers, people that worked hard throughout their entire lives. We have no fault for your failure as a fighter and athlete. I ask you to get back to your insignificance in this sport. Clean your mouth before mentioning a Brazilian or an athlete from my team, because the name of my country and my fighters can’t be said by mediocre people like you."
>>64293321
you can tell from his body hair that he's natty
Eye opening statistics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_UFC_fighters
>>64293387
Looks like your standard normal distribution more or less. 170 and 155 have by far the most fighters because it's the most likely weight a normal sized dude is gonna cut to.
>>64293369
Goddamn. Dede put him on blast.
>>64293369
Fucking savage
>>64293289
>one Romero fight
Are you actually saying he has good cardio cuck boy?
>>64292333
>post yfw diaz v mcgregor
Nate Diaz drew himself on the UFC on Fox poster.
What have you done today to take control of YOUR life?
>>64293369
>results we never saw and will never see in your career, Mr. Schaub
brutal.
Actually that whole last paragraph is ice cold bloody hell
>>64293369
Schaub
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64293441
>I ask you to get back to your insignificance in this sport.
>>64293369
>jealousy
Faggot. Schaub is more successful than Aldo and PEDnerias will ever be. You know they shit on people like Gilbert Arenas, and Donald Trump for saying what everyone is thinking. But when they say it they get shat on by haters. Aldo got BTFO because no more roids, his traps,lats, and everything else disappeared. The shot he threw would've put out a fighter a year before but Conor ate it like nothing. His power was roid power like Hendricks.
>>64293470
>Schaub is more successful than Aldo
>>64293369
>the name of my country and my fighters can’t be said by mediocre people like you
>>64293470
>Schaub is more successful than Aldo
>>64293470
>Schaub is more successful than Aldo
FOR SURE relax, bro.
>>64293470
Schaub don't you have a marginally successful podcast to get back to? Gotta make that money last for the next 50 years.
>>64293369
>this is the best kind of attention Schaub can get now
>>64293470
Agreed. You can't clown big brown.
>>64293470
[guaranteed replies]
Can someone fill me in on Schaub? He was already a meme by the time I got here and I never understood why and never though to ask. Seems like a good time now though, why is he a meme here? Does't really seem to be anything particularly noteworthy that I've seen
>>64292882
>he gasses harder than a heavyweight in the 2nd round
Most of his finishes happen in the third round dummy.
>>64293537
He says the dumbest shit and thinks he's far better than he actually is.
But tries to pretend he's out of MMA just because he doesn't like all the roids and not just because hes mediocre at best and good for not much but having his head bounced off the mat.
>>64293574
That doesn't change what I just said.
>>64293369
This all well and cute and all, but you roidzilians that lurk /heem/ are self-aware enough to admit that your fighters are more likely to cheat than others right? You guys are the world leaders in synthol biceps after all and it's no coincidence that butt implants are called Brazilian Butt Lifts.
>>64293594
If you think Yoel is an easy fight then you're a dummy.
>>64293369
how exactly is this putting schaub on blast? dude is the one getting his shit riled up sounding like hes a sjw that saw someone joke about islam.
>>64293537
Everyone hated him, and then I started sarcastically defending him as a joke. Other people saw the humor in it and followed suit. Then this happened and we watched it as it aired live,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxVgyj-p6N4
Turned him into full-blown meme status.
>>64293537
Brendan Schaub is, without question, the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a martial artist. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.
I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)
If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!
>>64293470
>>64293537
Schaub 100% for sure has or still lurks /heem/ and probably came here by way of the underground
>>64293614
Luke himself said it'd be an interesting fight but Romero needed to work on his cardio. Not like I care what some Frenchie had to say.
Jacare looked awful but he still won 2 rounds against him.
>>64293434
He had high fever for the Romero fight, have you tried fighting Jacare with a high fever? In his other fights he has waited out the other guy and exploded when they were slow enough.
>>64293369
>"Accusing my fighters of doing steroids is, at least, jealousy for their results -- results we never saw and will never see in your career, Mr. Schaub
BTFO
>>64293537
>Brendan Peter "Big Brown" Schaub
>6'4", 17 stone and 6 lbs of new-breed genetics
>Formerly part of the NFL's Buffalo Bills practice squad
>TUF10 finalist
>KO'd PRIDE and K-1 legend Mirko Cro Cop
>80% finishing rate (70% KO, 10% Sub)
>Holds the first ever d'arce choke win in the HW division (over NFL legend Matt Mitrione)
>Shut down Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a grappling match
>Co-hosts entertaining podcast with actor, comedian and thinker Bryan "The kid" Callen
>Banged Ronda
>Dumped Ronda
>>64293646
""""won"""""
There was more action and Yoel was closer to stopping the fight in that first than ANYTHING that happened in the other two.
What an awful fight.
Thanks lads for filling me in on the Schaubposting
>>64293625
>Almost 2 hour video
Where's the important part?
>tfw there will never be a mass exodus of handegg players to MMA in your lifetime
>>64293537
He has a successful podcast with "comedian/actor" bryan callen, and has also been on Joe Rogan's podcast many times as a guest, and many times for their "fight companion" series. So he's simply popular here because he's a personality, not just a fighter. I'm o.k. with him. Don't find him particularly funny or intelligent, but don't think he's as bad as many people here say.
Oh yeah, he dated Ronda Rousey for a bit and she wrote a bunch of negative shit about him in her book.
>>64293661
>NFL legend Matt Mitrione
>>64293369
Will schaub ever recover?
>>64293692
0:15:00 - 1:54:10
>>64290593
lol, he can't even keep a straight face. The guy is too nice
>>64293537
He is easily the dumbest fighter in the history of the UFC. It's painful to watch hisbeta bitch Callen agree with every thing he says when he's such a retard and so far uphiw own ass that he will never realize it
>>64293716
I can't remember if it was Mitrione or Schaub but Goldie referred to one of them as "the ex NFL superstar"
>>64293711
>he's simply popular here because he's a personality
The same 3 people samefagging doesn't make him "popular."
>>64293441
mcgregor is smiling wide as fuck right after he lands that kick, takes a moment to recompose himself and put his serious face on, and then knocks jose out
absolute madman
>>64293646
You cared enough to respond ;)
Faggot
>>64293739
Had to be Mitrione. Schaub was only on a practice squad.
>>64293749
How many French UFC fighters are there?
People have way too much confirmation bias about Romero since stoolg8.
Let's look at the last few fights.
1. Blew his wad vs Souza trying to finish him after the backfist and also claims he was suffering from fever. Still carried on and looked no more gassed than Weidman or Rockhold or even Urijah after he went for the finish and missed.
2. Clowned Machida, never looked all that gassed or in trouble and finished Lyoto in round 3.
3. Ate a ton of power shots to the face from Kennedy cheating that left him basically out on his feet before the 3rd round. Despite this feet Kennedy still couldn't finish him in the third and ended up KO'd himself. Kennedy blames this on 20 seconds of extra rest instead of him being a fucking idiot fighting a barely-conscious opponent on autopilot
>>64293752
did Mitrione ever have any success in NFL?
>>64293743
Yes, fair enough, but I think it's safe to say that the vast majority of people posting here know exactly who he is and what he does. That equals popularity, imo.
>>64293752
Yeah buddy.... nobody cares. Schaub beat mitrione in the octagon so who cares if he didn't get to play in the NFL? Stfu
>>64293778
Make no mistake, Kennedy was still fucked going into the 3rd, he was losing that fight badly until the glove grab
>>64293762
there's Lapilus. I don't know if there are others nowaday
>>64293813
top kek that can't be real pham
>>64293797
I only know about his personal life, his tweets, his shit opinions, his girlfriend and anything he ever does cause he gets spammed here more than someone like Roy Nelson.
>>64293808
Yeah but he really didn't capitalize on his cheating because he was so incensed by Yoel "getting extra time" that he got KTFO'd by a guy who didn't even know where he was.
He probably wins that fight easy if he just plays the 3rd round calm and collected.
But I agree Yoel was outclassing him before the glove thing.
>>64293818
A fucking nigger manlet representing our country. How gr8
>>64293813
just noticed the cum
no way that's an accident
>>64290058
I have achieved all my heems with 3 headbutts and one straight to the nose punch.Headbutt to the nose was my signature move and turned out to be very effective
The one and only time I got totally heemed was from a far better than me opponent with literally one punch.I got 4 or 5 in the face while being heemed afterwards
>>64293828
it's real I just watched it again
>>64293841
Still better than you
>>64293830
aye agreed
>French "fighters"
>discipline: Crossfit
top kek m8
/heem/,
without any real life training do you think you could RNC someone in a real life just from watching this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LppnEfRoFIM
>>64293900
>that video where they ask college girls about Ronda Rousey
>"she really makes me want to do crossfit"
>>64293943
Basic tenet of Crossfit is that it makes girls hot and it makes guys weak
>>64293942
my submission game is so advanced I couldn't possibly put myself in the mindset of a scrub so I can't answer you unfortunately
>>64293943
Have you seen girls who do crossfit? They're hot!
It's perfect for women cause it's cardio based a lot.
>>64293954
>>64293972
you're thinking with your dicks gentleman
>>64293972
>it's cardio based a lot.
you mean conditioning. It's glorified conditioning with MEWVMENTS that are terrible to use for conditioning.
so it works, but it's stupid
>>64293884
I didn't know you were a manlet too bro. Sorry
>>64293985
What else are you supposed to think with when it comes to girls?
>>64294020
your brain, girls are disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJQkUMVsHXA
>>64294034
post rockhold
>>64294034
Are you the gay luke cuckhold brit?
>>64294057
Sage is literally that kid who reminds the teacher she forgot to collect the homework
Rockhold has some based entrances desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GDuakTG8FI
Guys, look how playful Nate is looking. Will he be able to keep it up until Saturday?
http://youtu.be/0eNpR6Oa4yQ
>>64294066
Fuckin fagget
>>64294074
>he would choose a female over this
yeah and I'm the faggot. Ok.
>>64294066
Are you the same person who authored the UTV manifesto? Similar writing styles.
>>64294082
Fudge packing mandrama watching cuck
Will the Reem get heem'd?
>>64294088
actually some Aussie wrote that pasta for Shawn Michaels ages ago, then I started doing it for Giroud in /arse/ and carried it over here.
>>64294105
I haven't watched mandrama since the 90s when I was about 8 or 9
>>64294131
He's going to outpoint JDS and get the UD and you'll all cry so, so hard
>>64294131
if you're smart you'll bet on Reem to win
Does Cowboy still train at Jackson/Wink or is he off fucking around on his ranch all the time?
>>64294149
>UD
Nelson almost knocked him out. That glass jaw of his isn't reaching a decision.
>>64294159
still at J/W
>>64294159
think he does full camps there but goes back and forth out of camp
>>64294159
I think he does his camps there but does all his regular everyday training at his ranch
>>64294170
Is that why he beat Nelson by decision?
Clowned yourself.
>>64294170
JDS would need to actually throw a punch for that to happen though, he's completely broken now
>>64291686
Very well meme'd m8.
>>64294195
>not the supreme fight fan version
dropped
>>64294190
what a stupid thing to say
all we've seen is a close fight with a top 5 stipe
>>64294222
>what a stupid thing to say
that's what you all said when I told you Rockhold would be champ
#stopdoubtingme
>>64294187
I'm literally watching that fight right now and he looks like shit
just saw this on another board
reminded me of Sage
>>64294279
Thanks for your irrelevant opinion but god knows what you think Nelson looked like in that fight if Overeem looked like "shit"
>>64294329
only credit I give to Nelson in that fight is his ability to take body shots god damn
>le roid woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdZR99zGoJo
>>64294187
>Reading comprehension
>>64294337
Remember the nut shot? That was ridiculous
>>64294348
>Overeem's glass jaw isn't reaching a decision
>references the fight where Overeem beat a renown power puncher by decision
???????????
cuck is unfiltered now btw senpai
>>64294362
I said he almost got knocked out in that fight, and Roy Nelson ain't exactly a top tier HW. Also JDS hits harder.
>>64294379
I don't believe you
>JEEE OWN JAY CHECK
>>64294066
read that in Callens voice
>>64294430
sleep tight pup eater
>>64294379
I'm pretty sure Hiro didn't even know about the filters at all. Someone told him to remove "cuck" but keep the niggerspeak filtered because it adds nothing whilst cuck is genuinely used actively in proper discussion.
I'm not even bullshitting. He removed the cuck filter but didn't know why it was on in the first place and said something about free speech on 4chan
Jones is healthy and free of legal trouble, so why hasn't he been booked a fight against DC yet? Their first fight did great numbers and a rematch will be more interesting than ever now that DC won and defended the belt, and the fact that it'll be the return fight for Jones
>>64290067
>tfw no Rose gf
I can't take it anymore, goodbye /heem/
>>64293441
did the ref knee him in the face on the way by?
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