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December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
UFC Road to the Octagon - RDA vs Cerrone: https://youtu.be/2yqavPWkqZw
PARDON MY LANGUAGE
3rd for Red King
A YOUNG GORILLA
>>64284641
MMA doesn't deserve Nick Diaz
he's too based
5th for Khabib
>>64284629
Nate Diaz looks like Koba from Planet of the Apes.
>>64284663
remember when that vid surface of him wrestling a bear? Good times.
Nate looks like John Cena in the OP
What's everyone's prediction for Diaz vs Johnson?
>>64284629
>Nick rocking the Jesus beard
>>64284663
khabibuuu~
>>64284691
Johnson. He looked really good in his last fight but got robbed by the judges.
>>64284652
He's just tryna survive the fight game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7YdjUYNTeQ
>>64284697
I heard he got ripped off against Dariush, who's really good in his own right, yeah
>>64284691
Johnson is gonna pick him apart
>>64284703
One of my favourite Diazisms is him on the Mike Aina fight and talking about looking like a "piece of fucking dogshit on TV" because he didn't have time to get a haircut. Oh Nick.
There was an audio "leak" from inside the UFC production truck right before Saturday night's fight where I said that Jose Aldo's body looked smooth and deflated, and that I didn't want to jump to any conclusions and that it could have just been from doing a lot of cardio. I also said he looked nervous. Needless to say this caused a lot of controversy.
Since then people have posted photos of Aldo recently as well as from this fight, and he looked very similar.
So for that, I stand corrected. My apologies for being wrong to Aldo and his trainer Andre Pederneiras. I have nothing but admiration and respect for both of them.
This wasn't supposed to be a public conversation, I was just talking to my friend the producer in the truck privately.
As you can see from this photo from earlier in his career his body looked different from how he looked Saturday night. There are several possible reasons for that, one of them being that the 1st photo is him moving, and another that he had endurance problems in the later rounds of his fights and might have leaned out.
Another thing some were upset with was that I didn't want an immediate rematch, and that I thought Conor should fight Frankie Edgar. My reasons for this are that I think Frankie stylistically is a great match up for Conor. I also think that when someone suffers a brutal knockout they should take a lot of time off to recover. I'm not a promoter, and I don't get to decide who fights who or when, and for that I'm grateful. What I am though, is someone who respects and cares very deeply for fighters and their health. Too many times I've seen fighters come back too soon from being KO'ed and watch them not be able to absorb punishment anymore.
-Joe Rogan
>>64284705
I dunno, I gave it that Indian poopyhands cause his fucking jab was phenomenal.
That being said, Johnson is gonna murder Diaz.
>>64284703
You can hear the spaghetti falling out of his pockets and flopping on the floor.
>>64284722
ALDO
REMATCH
FUCKING
CONFIRMED
>>64284722
>getting cucked by Huezilians
>>64284741
JUST LOOK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER BITCH HAHAHAHA
>unironically liking mighty mouse
>>64284705
It was a really dreadful decision.
This guy is wrong >>64284731. He absolutely won that fight. It wasn't even supposed to be a split decision.
Joe Rogan is losing it, ever since he started hyping Ronda as the mythical creature once ever in an idolatrous creepy way, he has only been saying shit over and over. His RR obsession is really creepy, I can totally picture him sneaking into Edmond's gym, and squeezing Ronda's clothes so he can use her sweat on a joint and fix the chemical imbalances of his brain.
>>64284757
MM would kek Cruz desu senpai
>>64284722
>Aldo is on my short list of all time favorite fighters, along with Wanderlei Silva, Anderson Silva, GSP, Mighty Mouse, and Fedor.
>yfw Joe Rogan is an MMA patrician
>>64284760
Fite me u bitch
>>64284757
Does MM deserve the flak he gets, or has it become a meme?
Thoughts?
>>64284771
They fought and he didn't
>People think Mighty Meme is a better p4p than Jones
>>64284771
I don't think so. MM is nowhere near as tall or strong as Cruz. Nor is he a technical or as fast as Conor.
>>64284799
CRINGE
R
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>>64284792
I won't fight you, I'll just grapple you and render whatever "fighting skills" you have useless with my superior Jiu Jitsu.
Daily heeminder:
>Everytime The Chris initiates sex with his wife, she will always have Luke in the back of her mind since he got out alpha'd by a physically superior male.
Source: Law of The Jungle
>>64284795
I just want to heem the shit out of his stupid fucking face
>>64284814
M8 I was a elite wrestler. I'll put the Shaub shutdown on you
>>64284809
How many months until he breaks his persona again?
>>64284769
Would it really surprise a single person if Joe began to lose his mind over the next few years and wound up being looked down upon with pity by all of us?
Would it really surprise you if, one day, after watching a video of Joe screaming crazy shit on some reality show and breaking a vase, that you thought to yourself "Damn man. Joe used to be the shit back in the day"
>>64284823
His wife will be thinking the same thing
>>64284811
>>64284801
I was talking about a rematch but I know it'll never happen, because Cruz fights about as much as Khabib
>>64284828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynIv7q6nQII
>Not wanting this jones again
If he acted like his true self more he could sell more than McMeme
>>64284823
Probably doesn't help that not only did he put a pic of the guy up in the middle of his house, but he also made comments on keeping Rockhold away from his wife.
Women are susceptible to subtle suggestion, bro.
I hate this whore.
>>64284841
>on Saturday Donald Cerrone would've fought sixteen times during the same period Cruz fought once
Honestly I'd like to know how do you feel knowing that I could heem and every single one of you. The way you type,pics you post, I know you have fear in your eyes. Webm related. It's me training at the Onnit Academy. Reply to this post and watch what happens.
I dont know about you /heem/ but i would be sad if Joe left. I would miss his "OOHHHHH!!!" after every knockout. You just dont find that type of feral (some might even say unprofessional) like passion in sports commentary.
>>64284823
Reminder that Luke tried having a threesome after his title victory, but he heemed the gigolos after they laughed at his tiny peen.
>>64284849
>If he acted like his true self more he could sell more than McMeme
This is so fucking true.
>>64284849
Adrenaline junkie retard shit talking literally Cormier killing Jones is best Jones.
>>64284863
Exactly
>>64284866
nice man nice technique i have the same shoes
>>64284866
nice hair prick
>>64284849
The build up to this fight was great
>>64284866
Hey, aren't you the leader of a certain group of neo-nazis?
>>64284866
Let me guess, Joe Rogan is your hero?
>>64284890
The Rashad buildup is still my favourite because it had a legit personal hook to it, DC and Jones just didn't like eachother, but it was still great. Best beef in years.
has there been an update from prediction bro today?
>>64284890
I might be crazy, but I think the entire feud was legit.
>>64284691
Diaz is going beast mode for the upset
>>64284828
I wonder if he's genuinely making an effort to become a better Christian. No more partying, no more teenies, just the Bible and the gym. If so, I think he'll look worse in his return.
>>64284966
I've heard he's not dropped the rockstar lifestyle one bit. Just a rumour.
>>64284866
holy shit, it's that guy from mythbusters
>>64284795
I hate his face, and it doesnt help that everything he says is cringe worthy, hes champ of the worst division in the ufc, his fights are extremely boring even if they are technically "exciting". I'm not denying his talent, yes he's a great fighter but I don't care and it would be cool if he retired or at least moved back up to BW.
>>64284691
I can see Diaz winning. Depending on how motivated (a meme is born) he is.
If he's just cashing a paycheck then we'll see a lot of middle fingers and nothing else.
If he's coming to win, then his cardio and slick boxing will set up a tempo that MJ won't be able to follow in the second/third. MJ has better takedown but is susceptible to getting caught in a scramble (see vs Madadi) and Nate has slick as fuck grappling.
I can see MJ not risking going to the ground and trying to stand and trade with Nate, where he gets chipped away and later he tries to rassle and ends up spent so he coasts the rest of the fight eating a lot of punches.
Of course, there is the possibility of Nate beng taken down and MJ grinding on him for three round.
>/FullGuardThuggery/
Listen to Joe Rogan here
Listen to this man
https://youtu.be/kn1BHVoumPU?t=1h47m51s
TELL DEH TROOF DEH WAIT COTT IS GILLING DEM, DEH IB VAN IS KELLING DEH BRAIN OF DEH FIGHTA, DID YOU SEE DAT SCORE G? DERE BLUD ES ON YO HANS DANA
>>64284795
I hate that weird shit where he has his opponent against the fence and he hops up and sort of holds himself up on them with his knees and hits them with elbows
Like, what the fuck is that shit? Why don't you just literally shake him off and break the clinch?
What a shitshow of a division, seriously. Did you know they've got a lower finish rate than the women?
>>64285034
Holy fucking kek, my sides
>>64284795
I like the little spin thing he does with his arms at the start of fights.
Updated
Main Card:
Rafael dos Anjos vs Donald Cerrone
Junior dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
Randa Markos vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64285158
Cerrone
Dos Santos
Johnson
Karolina
>>64284757
who ever smelt it dealt it
>>64285182
hahaha
>>64285158
RDA
JDS
Johnson
Markos
>>64285158
>Rafael Dos Anjos
>Junior Dos Santos
>Nate Diaz
>Randa Markos
>>64285158
>RDA by decision
>JDS by heem
>Nate diaz by decision/tko
>markos by decision
>>64285158
>Cerrone
>/Reem/
>Diaz
>markos
>>64285158
Cerrone
JDS
MJ
Karolina QT
>>64285094
I fucking hate he stupid looking faggot body. He reminds me of whenever they find the skeleton of a new species of shrunken hobbit like pre-human on a National Geographic documentary, and they make a computer generated picture of what they might have looked like. Fuck mighty manlet
>>64284974
Good lad. Betting the house on JBJ then.
Can someone link me to that conor mcgregor cocaine thread
Thanks heemily
>>64285305
find it yourself
>>64285158
Cowboy
Dos Santos
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
Markos
>>64284974
Why should he? He's not at fault for being a high energy expending /rockstar/, his only fault is getting caught and not doing it on the down low.
Bones boy will just be more careful now.
>being a christian
>beating people up for a living
Why?
>>64285310
Tried to
>>64285320
the link was posted like three or four /HEEM/s ago dude
>>64285158
Cerrone
Overeem
Diaz
Karolina
>>64285324
Found it senpai
>>64285354
Toirn dat camera off ya liddle twerp
>>64285289
>>64284824
why don't you pussies do something about it, i used to train at his gym and he's a nice guy would heem both of you with EASE.
>>64284866
/heem/ dead in one hit?
>>64285354
>AY AY WATCHU POINTIN DA FOOKIN CAMERA AT
>>64285370
A man gets heemed and you think that of me? I am the one that heems.
>>64285354
ive never seen him with such long hair
>>64285419
Looks good at that length desu
So Rockhold is allowed to bleed his staph-infected blood all over his opponent and octagon...
>>64285408
sleep tight jose
>rogan watch video on MMA blog
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/16/10279234/joe-rogan-brendan-schaub-imply-jose-aldo-has-used-peds-aldos-body
>>64285438
Pretty sure staph is on your skin, retard sama
Can't have any fun when you're super famous these days without every goddamn person tryin to document it on their smartphone
>>64285445
kek
>>64285408
WHEN HOESAY'S HEAD CLATTERS AGAINST THE PILLOW CASE
>>64285448
TMZ pays a lot I hear.
>>64285445
I can't wait for this fucking idiots contract to expire so people stop paying attention to his bullshit.
>>64285445
Bloody Elbow is the TMZ of MMA.
>>64285460
THEN A YOUNG MUDDER COMES ALONG AND TUCKS HIM IN UNDER EVERY SHEET HE OWNS
>>64285158
Cerrone
Santos
Diaz
Kowalkiewicz
>>64284795
I understand and can appreciate his technical brilliance but the man is a fucking chore to watch.
>>64285158
RDA
JDS
Michael Johnson
Randa Markos
>>64285158
RDA
JDS
MJ
I dunno, Karolina?
>>64285445
>60,000 views on a rogan watch video
Top fucking kek
>>64285517
Smartest thing he ever did was taking base pay over PPV points because he's got the personality of a board and people don't like to pay for ultramanlet fights
>>64285496
HE'LL KNOW HE'LL BE HAVING GOOD DREAMS TONITE
>>64285554
do you think streaming on twitch will help him to be more personable?
Or is it just to supplement his income?
>>64285460
>>64285496
>>64285576
Fuck you for writing this
>>64285496
LOOK INTO MY EYES LIDDLE CHILD
>>64285158
RDA
JDS
michael johnson
karolina
>>64285580
The latter.
I tuned in for a bit and it's boring, plus kinda awkward cuz you expect this dude to be living some baller life and he's just laying on the floor playing some dumb video game occasionally discussing plans with his wife. (I realize this may sound baller to some of you, but still).
George St Pierre flipped ... pancakes tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8
1:35 onward kills me errytiem.
>whotcha gunna do?
>>64285158
Cerrone
JDS
Nate
Randa
>>64285600
fuckin source lad
>>64285580
i think it's to connect to his fans, and because he likes twitch as a platform
>>64285644
Would glue her eyes shut/10
>>64285627
Good compilation.
Conor really is a force of nature. He seems pretty chill outside of promo mode but goddamn is he ruthless when there's money to be made.
>>64285665
>not inserting kebab instead
After the Translator fiasco last saturday, i purposedly avoided news and podcasts about MMA, i knew it would be unbearable, but i can see we're still dealing with rogan/schaub tier memes that only brazilian juice and now they're all apologetic about this shit. But you know WHAT, rogan Has lost his esge when he lied to himself into oblivion with the ronda thing and it bkew up on his face, i'm sure he Stated questioning some of his views, and for an old guy like him at this stage of life, it will make you lose your shit, so yeah, understand able, but I still wont give audience to this BS again.
Also, mcgobbles memes will never end now. I cant bear it. I'll follow news and opinions from the usual places again in a couple of years when sage, pvz and conor are sent back into nothingness.
>>64285580
its pretty cringey desu
>>64285707
>brazilian salt mines
>>64285158
Rafael dos Anjos
Alistair Overeem
Michael Johnson
Randa Markos
>>64285707
Why do hues ALWAYS cry >muh mistranslation.
>Aldo says he dislikes UFC and that fighters should be paid better
>"Care to clarify those Comments, Jose?"
>"I was mistranslated"
>Aldo says some shit about expecting a straight or counter and the translator tries to bail him out by turning it into "that wasn't even a fight"
>"h-he was mistranslated"
Why don't you try learning some fucking English if you're going to participate in an AMERICAN SPORTS LEAGUE. Or else just make some Brazilian MMA league and stay down there.
>implying hues are capable of sustaining an economically profitable enterprise
>>64285707
Leave Mr Rogan to me
>>64285746
What would he look like with a normie hairstyle?
>>64285746
Is he sponsored by Rebel Spirit or something? Its like all he owns are rebel spirit shirts and sleveless t shirts.
>>64285732
Not really, it's just so annoying and straight up wrong, so why bother? They soew their opinions based straight up on their prejudice and simplistic approach of
>b-but hues are caught using shit!
when in truth everybody uses it
>>64285740
Tsc... Here' your reply. Now go to bed.
post pfister
>>64285740
>Why don't you try learning some fucking English if you're going to participate in an AMERICAN SPORTS LEAGUE
You serious? They'd make enough for dinner if they fought in a BR promotion. UFC is small mone
Is Sageposting a meme yet?
>>64285752
like a regular Chad
>>64285764
Wouldn't that make it even worse for huezil? Look at it this way, if everyone uses and only brazilian fighter get exposed in large numbers, doesn't that mean that Brazilians are dumb and stupid at teh same time?
I'm sure everyone uses, but everyone has worked out how to cycle and use masking agents as well as circumvent the IV ban. But throw one wrench in the works and Nova Uniao is 0-8 and Black House has been busted more times than Felice Herrig in a frat house.
>If theres smoke, theres fire.
>>64285795
>...are cheats and stupid at the same time*
>>64285740
much hespect to hues who try to speak English
>>64285158
RDA by TKO
Overeem by HEEM
Johnson by DEC
Markos by DEC
>>64285795
>doesn't that mean that Brazilians are dumb and stupid at teh same time?
Thank you! That's exactly my point. I dont have a problem with that at all. Because that's the truth.
>>64285813
If thats the case, then why is Rogan pissing you off?
That is some strong genetic stock from pops.
>We will NEVER see videos of Ronda DROPPING World Champion boxers in sparring sessions
>>64285158
RDA
Dos Santos
Diaz
Markos
>>64285789
It's not just a meme. It's a lifestyle.
"Dana White" is a dirty snek
Don't believe anything this guy says
>>64285822
Because he has this issue about being an arrogant shortsighted person., and it's getting worse and worse with time. His petulance on the matter only making those comment about hues bother me because he literally hunts for the slightest, most propostorous ways to shit on hue fighter on the juice thing and implying americans are clean, even after stating himself back in 2008 (iirc) that 90% of fighters are on the juice, as well as schaub last year. He paints br fighter as straight up cheaters. Had he gone the "fuck they're dumb for getting caught lol" route, i'd have a laugh with him
>>64285857
>hating on Dana
I bet you don't even have a subscription to fight pass ya goof
>>64285795
here goes horse puncher talking nonsense again, you pulled this 0-8 right out of your ass, they're 3-6-1 since the iv ban.
Aldo lost to Conor.
Barao lost to TJ.
Formiga lost to Cejudo.
Eduardo lost to Sterling.
Cabral lost to Case.
Lazaro lost Prazeres.
they just got beat by better fighters.
>>64285876
kek, this is so shopped it looks like a video game render
>>64285767
pfister? I hardly know her...
>>64285829
>Those shoes
>>64285876
They shooped out like 3 of his chins.
>>64284795
Didn't really care until he said he thought PVZ could beat Joanna
>>64285707
>unable to handle the bants
come on 13ra7i1
>>64285877
There goes Susan trying to start a conversation. Don't you have some twinkposting to do?
>>64285869
But he can't say that, that would land him in even more hot water. And as far as him bashing Br fighters goes, maybe you're only hearing that because he did go on a tirade for a while talking about PED's in Pride etc. Rogan knows whats up in the fight beez, he knows people are on juice, but he can't go around saying it without any proof.
Rogan shouldn't have said that about Aldo. That was unfounded, but the bigger issue here is that he was actually profiling and stereotyping Aldo because he is Bruzilian. When in truth the brazilian fighters have been caught cheating a lot lately and he projected that fact.
I'm sure that, if Rogan had the freedom/balls, he'd say "they're stupid for getting caught/they should have done X so as not to get caught" etc.
Keep in mind that Rogan idolizes a lot of Hue fighters.
>>64285877
Sorry but i have to ask
Do You really 100% believe conor is better than Aldo?
>>64285894
I can mate. What Ican't handle is people discussing shit that are straight up wrong from the get go. This trigger my autism into space 2bh.
>>64285829
Wait...
How far back does this go?
how do you pronounce Jacare guys
Any hues still here
Rogan and Goldberg were saying "jock a ray"
A youtube video I saw was saying "jock air"
If you opened your own MMA gym, what would you call it?
>>64285915
It's pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove"
Now that Karolina is on the scene, who is the superior polish fightfu?
>>64285918
Gloryholes MMA
>>64285908
10 susans 1 (10%) shitposter
1 serb 1 (100%) horsepuncher
>>64285909
nah i still think aldo is the better fighter all around but conor wasn't lucky and it wasn't a fluke.
>>64285915
jah cah reh
jah and cah are open vocals at the end
There are no "d" before jah, so it's not "djah"
The last parte can be tricky as english dont pronounce "r"s the same way we do, with the top of the tongue coming down from the top of out front upper teeth in a single fast matter
>>64285707
>1/7 since drug testing got stepped up
>>64285918
Rectum, specializing in ground£
I'm getting scared heem. I think if I dig deeper I may regret what I uncover
>Rebel spirit
>Same hairstyle
What does it mean?
>>64285934
>oh, noez. mugh feelings
For the record, there are 3 serbs on /heem/. But I guess paying attention is difficult for a moroccan vuile kankerlijer.
>>64285937
thanks this is helpful
>>64285959
whats your obsession with twinkposters and moroccans?
First off id like to say fight pass is amazing. I've been using it to watch sage northcutts fights after googling John 3:16
I know he won by submission by I hope he is working hard on his grappling. Mr. Northcutt could have finished with that arm triangle if he turned the clock instead of trying to grapevine Mr. Pfister. Hey that rhymed, haha! Also the way he was using his knees to try to get separation to stand back up was an ok idea that needs some work haha!
>>64285966
That's literally the sum total of the netherlands.
>>64285305
>>64285310
>>64285320
>>64285324
>>64285354
>believing anything some random sperg posts just because he has pictures of someone
Sec, lemme take some pictures of Aldo. Then I'll say he's buddy buddy with the favela drug cartels. You gullible fucks.
>>64285943
>1472% increase in rape since opening it's borders
Enjoy being irrelevant, kuck
>>64285972
your sub 80 iq is showing, i guess that's why you find joy in hurting animals.
>>64285979
His pictures were original. Yours is from a globo webpage.
>>64285986
Just because he has original pictures doesn't mean he's speaking the truth, you know. He could just be an asshole trying to start shit.
>>64285994
If he wanted to start anything he wouldn't have posted here, nobody outside of this site trusts this site. There's no reason to take everything he said to the bank but there's nothing disproving what he said.
>>64285985
>eats processed meat
>y-you hhurt animals
Talk about sub par IQ. Not surprised tho. It's to be expected from glass bell sheltered degenerates.
>>64285984
>having to bring /pol/ into an /sp/ thread because he is so salty
>>64286004
absolute retard, filtered.
>>64286005
It's atually factual research ans not an opinions taken from an anime board
lads
shut up
>>64286002
He said Conor was swimming in drugs, tons of cocaine and weed, yet his pictures show none of that. If the dude was as hammered and "looked like death", I think he could manage to sneak a picture of that stuff to back his shit up.
I guess it's guilty until proven guilty these days.
>>64286016
Haha you've potatoes been real cheeky since McMeme beat Aldo.
Keep up with that banter, and that potato will end up mashed
>>64285789
it replaced schuab, better looking, more of a meme, still a fighter, less homoerotic fascination because he doesn't yet have a twink sidekick like brendan does.
by the july it will be so bad we have to treat it like we do schuab posters
>>64286013
>f-filtered
Oh, my.
>>64286015
Yea because Brazilian favela rapes are reported and investigated right?
>>64285804
yeah maia, rda, jds, werdum. some of them are getting very good at it too
>>64286005
ironicly brazil is one of the most racist posters here
>>64286019
The pics don't prove exactly what he says, but prove he was there. McGregor's personality corresponds with what he described and he looked like death quite a bit on TUF, after the Mendes fight, in Vegas, during the time where the pics were taken and posted.
>>64286031
Yea because your cucked country reports all of the rapes and doesn't feel bad for the muslims
>>64286031
Your women let themselves get raped because they feel bad for the immigrants, mate
>>64286036
Fair enough, are there pictures of Conor looking like death on TUF, or videos? Cause I don't follow that garbage show at all.
>I think an elderly jersey shore manlet can beat the p4p greatest fighter of all time
we getting embedded for Cerrone vs RDA
>>64286036
He also has a lighter in his hand in this pic >>64285354
It could just be candles though...
>>64284866
You are going to break your wrists if you keep hitting a bag without straps.
Also try not hanging onto something when you throw them explosive kicks.
Tuck your fucking pockets in
>>64286041
You just said your arguments were "not an opinions taken from an anime board", and now you're brining made up memes from an anime board
>>64286048
It also looks like a smartphone viewed from the side.
Okay I'm in denial, it's just that he looks like a budo guy after fights, I don't want to believe he's Jon Jones potato version.
>>64286061
He posted a pic of a bunch of weed brownies on his facebook years ago, getting into coke for a guy like him isn't that shocking or terrible, as long as he can keep it under control.
>>64285158
RDA by tko
JDS via tko
Johnson via dec
Markos via dec
>>64286047
we got a road to, so usually not for fox cards, though they sometimes make more content for filler between fights, and well cowboy is making his own embedded series for the fight week
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gqGITUmrbs
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKAaN2X7c8Q
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvEm8iucHfE
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiZavajgPJs
5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acxix2cSpjQ
>>64286084
thanks man
>>64286047
Might get a UFC Pulse, but no Embedded.
>>64286090
o shit, pulse was sick as fuck, especially the changing of the way it was laid out and the music
>>64285970
Sage get off the internet
>>64286057
I can google that for you if you are too lazy to know the ongoing of the shithole you live on
>>64285158
Cerrone
JDS
Johnson
Cow-walkie-which
>>64285158
Cowboy
Overeem
Johnson
KaKo BEST FIGHTFU 2016 (BACK OFF PLEBS)
>>64286107
>Brazil calling Sweden a shithole
You live in fucking Brazil, it's like THE shithole, when people complain about Sweden being shit they say "well atleast it's not Brazil. You don't have a history you have a crime record.
>>64286143
>You don't have a history you have a crime record
>name your kid "Sage"
>raise him to be a prize fighter
>>64286143
It's a big ass country, you have no idea where I live, olaf. I guarantee you it's better than any depressivo icy rapey place you have to offer 2bh
Who /Cowboy/ here?
I want him to win, but I just don't see how. Thoughts?
>>64286143
Would rather live in Brazil, Sven. If you have enough money it's actually better than Sweden. And obviously, its culture is far superior, not really because Brazillian culture is any appealing, but because sterile, effeminated Swedish culture is repulsive.
>>64286218
same, i want him to try and defend at ufc 195 and 186 just to fight on cards with jon and carlos. you know he will try, why not let him absolutely destroy the title defense time. no one else would dare. just have him call out connor or the winner of diaz/macdonald for ufc 195, with joanna gone, cowboy has to leave all those baby champs behind
>>64284799
>not the webm version with bonus footage
>>64286230
Wouldn't expect trash to go anywhere ealse than the worlds largest garbage dump, it's where it belongs
>>64286248
Damn that's Lorenzo behind them.
Anderson, the madman
>>64286218
Well timed check knee right to the sternum as RDA tries to wade into range >:D
>>64286218
by knocking the other bloke out
>>64286249
Exactly, that's why you're taking mudslimes by the buckets
>>64286261
actually, in my mind that's what i thought too, check knee and leg kicks. If he get's to 20 leg kicks he wins, same if rda get's to about 15-20 good body kicks.
>>64286160
brazil hounded me and called me an mma noob for sageposting before now after that lackluster psister fight it's all he talks about
>>64286249
>worlds largest garbage dump
So, Sweden. If I were you I wouldn't even deny it at this point. Just weep instead how pathetic my country has become.
>>64286320
I didn't complain about any sageposting though, america. I think his whole bizarre behavior and possible dark secrets are way more interesting than schaub's gay faces
>>64286290
>>64286329
Our contry is considered shit by people like you because we take in people like you.
>>64286354
No, it's considered shit by people like me because of fags like you.
You are an embarassment to what your country once represented. Enjoy the Muhammad cock.
>>64286084
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKAaN2X7c8Q
Northcutts fangirling over Cowboy. Wew.
>>64286354
No, it's because majority of Swedes are weak, emotionally sterile, culturally vapid zombies. And you don't take in "people like us",but outcasts from our countries. Enjoy.
>>64286380
this kid is so fucking odd
I'm waiting for the moment he's damaged, and we see his metal face, for the reveal that he is a T-800 and his mission is to terminate Donald Trump, or something like that
>>64286394
WHAT IS UP YOU MEME LOVING FUCK?
>>64286426
Not much, I've been told you have great taste in skinny jeans, recommend me some levi's for my wheels.
>>64286318
Remember that front leg headkick he nailed on Guillard? Outta nowhere and totally ended Guillard's dreams. Cerrone can bring out some really dangerous tools when he's under pressure.
>>64286455
Shit son, you can wear jeans? I just figured they roll you up in a carpet or at least cover you in a tarp for warmth.
>>64286426
I-is this poland?
>>64286489
Yes. He's one of those stubby, malformed fucks that wear fightwear to the weight room.
>tfw you live in the undisputed GOAT country
>>64286511
>his gym doesn't have weight room and space for combat training in one place, connected
Besides, having some fat doesn't imply you can't wear slim fit clothing, I swear you lanklets are intimidated by smallest piece of chub
>>64286564
>smallest piece of chub
Mate you don't have any elbows! You look like a latex glove filled with mash potatoes.
Cowboy and Condit should do something together, no homo
>>64286603
condit is one of the closer ones to cowboy, kinda like dodson and arlovski are bros, and jones and holms.
ever see the video where they all went to paintball and that ultimate ninja warrior place
>>64286601
You sucked at comebacks year ago and you still suck. Somebody had to tell you senpai.
how much stronger will conors left be at 155? i seriously think a body shot might cripple RDA/cowboy
>>64286660
RDA is a tank and can walk through anything. Cowboy is weak to attacks to the body, I don't think McGregor's strikes will be noticeably stronger, he'll be fighting much bigger, tougher fighters.
>>64286559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nT5dWdS8w
>>64286084
wow thats so fucking boring and shit
>>64286638
>y-you s-suck
Mind the harsh banter there Krang.
>>64286676
conor will put on more muscle though
interesting to see what he does actually if he plans to compete in both divisions
cutting weight 4-5 times a year will ruin him
>>64286773
Yeah the schedule is pretty much impossible. If he was defending the belt in both classes he'd have to fight 4 times a year, at a minimum. What champion can do that? 4 5-round camps? That's insanity.
>>64286634
Just saw the paintball video, what ultimate ninja warrior place video is that?
>>64286739
Dos Anjos confirmed for high test alpha male
>>64285310
go back like 4 threads
>>64286790
physique looks natty not even joking
>>64285305
>>64285310
I can find it for you.
>>64286802
Does this physique look natty?
>>64286810
yes
>>64286808
>>64285305
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62554816/#62563621
>>64286813
So you are just one of those average retards who think you need to be a bodybuilder to be on steroids.
look at this funny meme i found on facebook lol
>>64286802
obviously on EPO though
>>64286823
that's not what i said
>>64286810
He looks smooth
>>64285354
he's holding a lighter in this pic
its not hard to get abs if you've got disciplne
gone are days when fat fucks like shogun and DC were successful
i guarantee DC gasses within 2 rounds against JBJ and then gets beaten to a pulp as herb gives him a chance due to him holding the belt
can't wait, go back to sucking cuckhold off DC, you fat bastard
i fucking hate AKA, seriously. nothing but entitled silly faggot cunts
nick diaz vs anderson silva streaming live here lads
http://vaughnlive.tv/embed/video/profe3193
forgot how good this fight was, ppl talked shit but it was a very technical match up
>>64284849
>>64286872
This whole Jones is fake angle from Cormier sounds kinda hypocritical. DC sounds a lot like a guy who tries to be nice in front of cameras too, but every once in a while he bitches about stuff, creates some dumb hype, like how he hated that can he crushed who stepped up in short notice for a fight with DC, and more.
>>64286888
>not watching the fight on UFC Fight Pass
>>64286634
hey canada, why are you lying about Cerrone and Condit being best bros, how come Condit is missing from Cowboy's channel picture?
The cave video doesn't have Condit in it, what a scam.
>>64286779
>i train ufc
kek
>>64286892
cormier is pretty real, just watch his interview after his loss to jbj or his win vs rumble, he's honest too
>>64286910
reminder that he uploaded all of those videos with dial-up
>>64286910
well they are close for high ranked WJ fighters, that's his ranch fighters, only felder has made the ufc from them. think of it as a JW overflow that cowboy trains
and yes, he doesn't do most the extreme things cowboy does, he has almost no friends willing to do it all
found a new movement trainer
https://youtu.be/Tzrv7HSBIXw?t=125
couple more gems from the facebook lads
>Giraffes were invented when Conor uppercutted a horse.
>Conor McGregor had a staring contest with Medusa and won.
>Jesus walks on water. McGregor swims on land.
>Conor McGregor once jizzed into a semi trucks gas tank. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.
>Dragons breathe fire.
Conor McGregor breathes dragons.
>Conor McGregor was in all 6 Star Wars movies... as The Force.
>When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he already had 3 missed calls from Conor McGregor.
>Conor McGregor has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
>Conor McGregor can beat you in connect 4 with only 1 move.
>Conor McGregor has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move
>>64286703
>obsessed that hard to make OC
love to test your chin tho
>>64286261
>>64286318
Cowboy's meme knees are so expected though. You think a coach like Cordeiro is not gonna have RDA ready for that shit?
I still can't believe RDA neutralized Pettis' game which is way more dangerous. I don't see Cowboy having anything for him.
Only thing I see happening is if RDA was on the juice before and is noticeably different athlete all of a sudden. He still looks pretty shredded though.
>>64286958
Good sir, these are quite le gems that you have found.
Thank you kindly for delivering these laughs.
Keep it classy.
>>64286964
>waits 30 minutes to reply
>"I'd like to t-test your chin"
>McStubs being hard over the internet
You should worry more about not testing the pudding so much tbqph m89.
>>64285158
Rafael dos Anjos
Alistair Overeem
Michael Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64285979
Aldo is a Boca Fan, like every brazilians accepting that our football is superior in every way.
Cowboy sucks against competent southpaw strikers.
His worst win in his current streak is Bendo, southpaw.
His last loss is Pettis where he got embarrassed, came out southpaw almost the whole fight to Cowboy's dismay.
Loss before that is RDA, fought him southpaw.
Every other fighter in his win streak is orthodox except Evan Dunham, who is a wrestler/grappler with far inferior striking to Cowboy.
Oh and he lost to Bendo before too.
>>64286958
Aren't these just Chuck Norris jokes
>>64287118
Cerrone has literally no chance against RDA. There is a real reason why he always chokes in big fights. He simply doesn't care about being champion. He doesn't have that outside motivation that true champions have to be the absolute best. He fights for fun and to pay the bills, not to be the best. When it is time to really dig down deep, there is nothing; there is no light at the end of the tunnel to keep him going. Similarly to how atheists can never be great fighters.
>>64286970
The first punch of that fight, RDA landed a punch that messed up the eye of Pettis. So maybe if he didn't land that specific punch, and Pettis had two eyes, the fight might have looked less dominant.
>>64287135
but he wants 2 do it 5 his gram-ma-ma
>>64286739
high test af
>>64287141
Yeah I agree but I watched some interviews with him and oddly he didn't seem to use that as an excuse at all.
Maybe he's trying to be a bigger man, but if that shit happened to me I'd be like "yeah I didn't stand much of a chance after breaking my orbital 20 seconds into the fight"
Though TBQH he once KO'd a guy after completely separating his shoulder, so he probably doesn't think to use in-fight injuries as an excuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPHxtpaYQU
Have all the casuals left? Is it safe to come out now?
>>64287195
Yes, only real fight fans now.
>>64287195
>>64287202
I'd say we still have a few but looking at the number of posters and its around the usual /heem/ rate.
Well, usual now. /heem/ used to have one thread a day or two back when
>>64284866
Hey Sam.
>>64287236
Still the same as now.
How many thread a day we have? Yesterday there were like 3.
>>64287186
Thanks for the vid, never heard of that. Pettis is a tough fucker.
>>64285994
A late response but;
Ireland is a tiny ass country, I live in the same county as McGregor and have ran into him three times in the past 2 years alone
I also know people that are school acquaintances with him, he's definitely on coke
There were also some pictures in an Irish paper a few months ago showing him going to clubs wearing the exact same clothes 24 hours apart, completely coked out, who cares though, as long as it isn't performance enhancing drugs
>>64287405
It's no biggie, who doesn't snort a few lines every now and again?
>>64287405
>>64287414
How long does it take for Coke to leave the human system (that is, such that it is not detected)
>>64287440
Days, 5 or 6 days maximum.
>>64287440
Gone in 24-48 hours. Almost all hard drugs are out of your system quick, weed sticks around forever because it's fat soluble and sticks around there
>>64285915
no one says "jock" you swine
>>64287405
it's not that how are they getting past drugs test. weed and cocaine would surely show up. the police can do it roadside
>>64286739
wtf do the ufc people do here?
"hey guys just pretend we aren't filming you in your own living room"
you know for a fact she already knew what his schedule was
>>64284629
rockhold is the superior training partner. lawler used rockhold for 189, cowboy used rockhold for this fight too.
i wonder, i bet rockhold trained dc for some fights, i wonder....
well when he gets paid outside of aka might be a thing.
some other fighters are dubious call ins
>>64286958
Aren't these just Zlatan jokes
>>64287474
kek, that's true, the face of RDA like "i'm not an actor you fucks"
>>64287405
Nah mate, his nose was just itching
>>64287453
Smart choice for today's USADA-fearing athletes then.
>>64287546
Yeah only reason Jones got caught is cuz they inadvertently tested him for street drugs instead of PEDs
>>64287624
They don't normally do that, don't they? Who could have set him up?
I'm going to start taking some steps to try and become more like Conor. So far I have:
>trane movement to become more flowy
>practice being forst when talking to sluts at bars
>addjust my life goals to become more numbers-based
Anything else you guys think I should incorporate?
>>64287668
incompetence, test a guy, means test a guy. communication is easier to break then most think
>>64287678
>be playful
>do coke
>predict tings
>>64287678
get cartoonishly bad tatoos
A new MMA waifu appears.
>>64287678
make sure your wardrobe is on point like a javelin
>>64287753
I don't want her to fight Randa. Girl fights need an attractive one and an ogre.
>>64287766
Good one. I'm going to burn all of my hoodies and non-exotic skin shoes tomorrow.
>>64284866
G
F U C K
T
>>64284849
I hope jones reins in the partying and stupid illegal risky shit, but I hope he embraces his real personality.
>>64287785
God damn
>>64287785
>lives just over the border in windsor
>tranes at michigan top team
I'm going to find her and ask her to sit on my face.
![espnapi_dm_150821_mma_ronda_rousey_wmain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gqbYHXy.jpg "espnapi dm 150821 mma ronda rousey wmain[1]")
>>64287774
Are you implying that Ronda isn't an ogre?
>>64287753
Ki-Ki confirmed qt
>>64287827
Randa not Ronda.
>>64286944
Watching JRE with Cerrone now, holy shit it's true.
How come a guy like him doesn't have satellite internet or some better shit? He has a ranch and shit, he isn't exactly poor.
>>64287854
>They don't know about Valentina Shlemenko who just signed with the UFC
>>64287753
>A new MMA waifu appears.
>>64287866
*Shevchenko
>>64287838
>>64287849
Who is the superior Polish fightfu?
>>64284629
So anyone actually gone and synced the "gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion" bit over a vid of mcgregor? I need it
>>64287875
>battle of the noses
Throw Miesha in that pile, she's honorary polish
>>64287753
>A new MMA waifu appears.
>Not being gay for Sage
#UFCFightPass
>>64287897
Your girl Bethe looks like dog shit, his nose looks like a asian's dick.
>>64287903
His girl is Claudia
>>64287903
I don't remember saying shes pretty, you can have her, she's more white than the usual argentinian
>>64287908
>>His girl is Claudia
Claudia is fucked now, she looks disgusting with all those PED's she used to look good.
>>64287867
She never looked cuter than she did when she was crying.
>>64287913
At least i'm not a monkey
>>64287924
he's too white
>>64287966
More like this
>>64284866
that technique gave me cancer, you lean with your kicks so much that you actually had to grip the sandbag stand. Also they are too delayed, use the momentum of your waist to create torque, don't purely use your fucking thigh.
>>64287919
man this pic gotta be old as fuck. looks so funny there
>>64284866
>not using your lead foot to create torque when kicking
>>64287976
WEC days
>2015
>training with jabronis
>>64287973
>dad walks in
>>64287875
Does the other chick have videos like this?
>>64287922
I was thinking this the other day and didn't want to say anything because I thought it would come off as weird.
Seeing you write the exact same thing made me realize: it is really fucking weird.
>>64287899
I'll stick with men thanks
>>64287975
When you're 6'5 235lbs, technique is a non issue.
>>64287866
>March 7th 1988
literally the same day as me!!
>>64288006
It is an issue if you're facing a boxer that can step in with straights, note that the guy use body kicks.
>>64287875
Literally Beauty and the Beast: the photo
are these the most meme prelims of all time?
>>64288006
Tell that to your boy Verhoeven
>>64287922
It's the shoulders bruh. Makes me melt.
>>64288025
>you now remember McGregor vs Cole Miller
>>64287866
Mmmm her legs look like sausages
>>64288037
Is that a bad thing?
>>64288045
He said mmmm
>>64288029
He needs to get out of that meme sport and get into mma desu
>>64288045
Not at all, strap some bacon to her face and I'm good to go
>>64287991
JJ best fightfu
had a nightmare that /heem/ was moved to /asp/
>>64288068
>ywn spoon her under winnie the pooh blankets
>>64288075
/heem/ is literally the purest form of sport on /sp/
>>64288068
rare JJ
Just realized Sage is copying Condit's style.
>>64284663
Knees be safe
for the love of Allah Khabib
Knees be safe
>>64287919
Daily reminder this man gets his hair cut every week
>>64284866
>wearing Romaleos to perform cardio
wHat a piece of shit. I hope he never gets past 1 plate squat
FILTH!
>>64285876
DAna is such a try hard faggot.
WIth all the the luck and money his friends gave him shouldn't he be less of an insecure and spiteful human being?
fuggg just rewatched the third round of Weidman/Rockhold. The Chris was really taking over the fight until that meme kick, also surprised by how effective Weidman's body kicks were in comparison to Luke's (maybe it was the antibiotics taking effect).
So with that whole natural movement trend, will Systema be the next big thing in the UFC? Condit even wears the camo pants.
W H E N
H
E
N
>>64288247
When the ufc hires some jabroni to fight him
>>64288247
How about never?
I wish Mike Tyson were more often at weigh ins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mOp6IJT4L4
Just look at him. He was probably hoping that someone would be dumb enough to throw a punch at him.
>>64288247
I'm over it now tbqh
>>64284668
That can't possibly be true at all because Han Solo Dies.
>>64288247
literally never
>>64288263
Speaking of, has anyone seen Mike Tyson's stand up comedy of his life story? It's pretty strange
Hey lads, do any of you know any Megan Olivi porn look-alikes?
>>64288247
Prelims on 200?
>>64288285
This needs to be answered
>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2598231-ufc-president-dana-white-im-voting-donald-trump-for-president
Based Dana
>>64284688
I can see it
>>64288285
>all that talent wasted on a manlet
is she the hottest mma wife?
So I just watched the documentary "Knuckle" and it turns out middle aged, drunken, pickey bare knuckle boxers make more money than most of the fighters on the prelims.
>>64288329
>is she the hottest mma wife?
There's one MMA wife I would consider hotter than her.
>>64288145
Pancrase Condit was best Condit
>>64288332
>MMA fighters
>getting paid
pick one
>>64288332
Really brings out an appreciation for the traveler lifestyle doesn't it? There's some followup on the documentary too if you search for it... certain people featured in it ended up in places you might expect ;)
Sage Northcutt @sagenorthcutt
@YoelRomeroMMA That's right Mr. Romero! We're drinking living water and I love the John 3:16 headband.. Keep it up
>>64288348
London?
>>64288332
I don't get the McGregor is a knacker meme, he's a dublin scumbag yeah but he isn't a gypsy cunt, they only get into muh boxing and dont understand the most basic concept of mevement
>>64288285
Valentina Nappi is like a hightest version of Olivi.
>>64288362
Its just a joke. Everyone knows that Englands own Conor McGregor fights for the Queen.
Pic related, he also wears a poppy to signify his pride for the brave british troops for their heroic efforts during "the Troubles".
>>64288384
"Cromwell was right" - Colin McGregor
>>64288384
"Churchill did nothing wrong" - Nigel McGregor
>>64288384
>he also wears a poppy to signify his pride for the brave british troops for their heroic efforts during "the Troubles".
I thought they wear the poppy because of WWI originally? Unless he's northern irish I suppose wouldn't him supporting the british side (during the civil war) be a nogo?
>>64288362
What's so bad about Dublin? I only know that London with balls meme from the savage eye guy and the country boy vs. city boy dynamic in the guard.
>>64288407
>Huns in charge of getting jokes
>>64288423
(maybe it's just dry humour lad but we'll never know)
>>64288430
is bean considered dry humor in aryan land?
Fedor's opponent being revealed soon
http://www.rizinff.com/en/live20151218
>this Germanbro baiting everyone
You know remember Paul Daley
>>64288453
No but giving nazi salutes might be. It's ironic most of the times.
>tfw Aldo's next fight could be on Fight Pass
>>64288350
ATT confirmed?
>>64288373
Oh my god, those italians have the best girls in europe, hands down
>>64288476
if there was ever a ref you wouldn't want in the octagon when you pull of that kind of shit, it would be dan miragliotta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKNZHmJ0TBQ
>>64288282
Yes, I saw it in person.
>>64288476
Like I ever forgot him, he's still fighting in Bellator and they're trying to build to Paul Daley vs Josh Koscheck 2 by putting them in back to back matches on an upcoming card
>>64288511
How was it?
>you will never laugh at memes with Rory and Conor
>>64288527
>"FIGHT BACK!"
>>64288527
do HWs have the p4p worst tattoos?
>>64288536
not bad for scum
>>64287062
he's a chelsea """"fan""""" too
i wonder if their implosion this season affected his performance against mcgregor?
>>64285158
RDA
Junior dos Santos
STOCKTON 209 WUT
Karolina
>>64288560
I hope Chealsea goes to the 2nd division and never comes back, they are a disgrace to divegrass
>>64288560
>tfw he came to Emirates stadium on the world tour but I didn't see him
>Magrega mattress
Poor Aldo
Claudia already looking smaller thanks to USADA
>>64288560
kek Jose got canned
Mareen is sacked lads
>>64288758
:O for reals?
>>64288560
Aldo no ;_:
>>64288758
holy shit
>>64288715
why didn't I get any replies :_:
>>64288758
Ido for next Chelsea manager?
>>64288812
Didn't meme hard enough lad, also
>Jose Aldo kil
>Jose Mourinho kil
Bad week to be a Jose
>tfw you hate pre-fight Conor but really likes post-fight Conor
He gets the right amount of humble after a win.
>>64288857
Agreed lad
Conor won me over desu
>>64288812
>>64288715
sorry pham saw >>64288758 first and insta replied
also LGTSS LADS
>>64288860
>>64288860
>>64288860
THANK YOU ROSE NAMAJUNAS
>>64287135
Are you new to MMA? Seriously question.
>>64288976
Welcome, friend!
JOSE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH
i dont get why krav maga or systema isn't allowed in the ufc. these are literally the most effective and deadliest martial arts, blows away karate jiu jitsu boxing and all that shit.
would they be too dangerous? like, people would actually die inside the octagon?
Fedor
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1kvJpYDYvDdxE
>>64289121
They're not oriented for Sport purposes
They're self defense techniques that include a fuck ton of dirty stuff
>>64289121
Is a gun martial art?
>>64289121
yes because the UFC cant afford deaths
aikido is dangerous too but fighters would leave with broken wrists
>>64289121
Rusemaster.
>>64289188
dirty is subjective. On the streets what you call dirty we call survival
>>64289198
That's actually an interesting question.
Shooting is a discipline that involves human combat.
Has Cerrone arrived in Orlando?
>>64289237
Get it together pham, you're making us look bad.
>mfw i was gonna beat on Aldo
Dodged a bullet
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25z1n1_mma-fighter-vs-aikido-master_sport
why dont more fighters learn aikido?
>>64289121
>Systema focuses on breathing, relaxation, and fluidity of movement
>fluidity of movement
>movement
lads?
>>64289313
UFC fighters are brawlers, not mixed martial artists.
>>64289308
>bet
not beat
Win or lose this next fight, Reem is going to become a free agent and will surely take advantage of his popularity (and lack of testing) in Japan and sign with Rizin, where he'll be able to juice to the gills and murder welps for the joy of the entire world.
Are you people ready for the return of Alisteroid Testostoreem?
>>64289217
>Life on the mean streets of Birmingham
Name the best athlete in each division
>>64289313
i watched the video, the fights are either really staged, or these are incredibly amateur fighters. i don't think it would be as effective against UFC caliber fighters
>>64289323
In germany there are actually somewhat famous bjj guys who swear systema got their movement game to whole nother level. Normally their sentences include words like flow, feeling, relaxation, and so on.
>>64289351
>Come to the UFC
>Have to get off roids
>Be shit tier without them
>Leave and go roid somewhere else
How can he sleep at night
I really don't know anything about krav maga
Is it really as meme as people around here make it out to be?
If someone tells me they trane krav maga should I laugh haughtily and inform them their martial art is a meme?
>>64289306
KEK
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>>64289415
I don't know, but I'm sure the Rizin shekels will help him buy some nice sleeping roids for sleeping.
>>64289415
I'm sure he takes some drug and sleeps like a baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_718dOW09k&feature=youtu.be&t=1m50s
aikido in mma... too dangerous
>>64289306
Top lel
>>64289198
>not carrying on your person at literally all times
>>64289431
Right.
>>64285932
For me? Joanna lad.
>>64289541
someone shop his post-Rockhold face on there
AND I KNOW I MAY END UP FAILING TOO
>>64289541
>5 things to say to a naked woman
>"do you take the pill?"
>"I hope you like smegma"
>"when's the last time you took an aids test"
>"your sister is pretty hot"
>"you gotta lose some weight"
>>64286958
Aren't these just Bruce Lee jokes?
I hope a heavyweight accidentally steps on Cruz's neck
>>64287135
>athiest can never be great fighters
Conor is an athiest.
>>64289541
I have got you family member.
>>64289648
>>"I hope you like smegma"
I thought krauts had gotten into the whole circuncision extravaganza after the jew thing
>>64289648
Seriously I wonder who even wrote that article or what it contains
just wana say i'm glad to find out /heem/ has a few football fans, i thought you were all those weirdo losers who ONLY watch MMA
>Maia to train with Gunnar
http://www.visir.is/maia-kemur-til-islands-og-aefir-med-gunnari-nelson/article/2015151218831
>Maia approached Gunnar Nelson's coach and manager right after the fight and told them he was a big fan of Gunnar and that he would like to train with him. Gunnar has repeatedly told the media (the Icelandic media anyway) that he is a big fan of Demian Maia. Both fighters have invited each other to their gyms in Iceland and Brazil.
based
>>64289769
well if you weren't such a newfag you'd already know this
>>64289723
No he's not, you think Movement isn't a religion, you think Ido Portal (pbuh) isn't its prophet?
Do we even know who Fedor is banging on NYE yet?
>>64289802
your mum
>>64289802
I have it from a vwry good source that it's Hong man choi
>>64289776
He just wants to school him some more
top kek to all the idiots who picked Nelson to win that
>>64289769
>tfw the more I watch MMA the less I'm interested in divegrass
>tfw my team is shit and I have almost no hope left
>>64289802
literally who cares
>>64289834
Except theres a warrant out for HMC and he's in hiding in Japao.
>>64289834
Fedor said it was someone he hadn't fought before so unless he has severe memory loss I doubt this is the case.
>>64289776
That is honestly based to hear. That first round initially had some decent back and forth before Maia just murdered him and this could help both fighters quite a bit. Top shit
>>64289740
Funny you mention this. Talked to woman the other day she mentioned "do you know what smegma is" and I said yes. And then she continued talking about foreskins and just cut it etc. I then asked aren't most guys uncut and she claimed most of the guys she been with were cut and not even jewish or muslim. Last word she said to me was literally "SMEGMA!" and as I left I said "Sure, smegma."
In retrospect I thought about asking her if her sample size was big enough to be representative for our town. Wish I had thought about it at the time. When said something something about her mouth I told her I'm sure she had a lot of things in her mouth though.
I'm not cut, afaik my friends aren't cut (I'm guessing and they never mentioned it either), my family isn't and so on. I don't know where she finds them.
RDA + JDS = FREE MONEY
>>64289776
That's Awesome.
>>64289842
Fedor is the GOAT of the ring
>>64289865
>Roidless RDA
>Good
>>64289865
>Roidless JDS
>Good
>>64289879
>Roidless Cerrone
>Good
>>64289879
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKralddOAxX
RDA open workout
>>64289859
Oh I didn't know it was a muslim thing also
You learn a new thing every day
Thanks, 4chan!
>>64289915
>Roidless
>implying
Cerrone is one of the only fighters that's still allowed to use an IV.
>>64289924
look tiny and flat
Like Aldo
>>64289935
Apparently it's all the desert people. Abbos do it too.
>>64287867
I jerk it to this
>>64289935
Valuable information you'll use in everyday life Bra7i1
>>64289964
Yeah looks good right?
>>64289802
They're revealing it in a press conference on Japanese friday.
>>64289966
Its just the ones who can't handle basic hygiene tbqph.
>>64289964
no IV you fucking dummy
he can't be cutting from fucking 192 pounds like usual
>>64289975
You mad, cutfag?
>>64289976
no he looks soft
I haven't done much physical activity in years, but after watching fights and hanging around in here, I've become interested in learning BJJ.
Should I train to get in some kind of acceptable shape before joining a BJJ school? I'm legitimately worried about not being able to do whatever is asked of me during a class due to lack of stamina and/or flexibility.
>>64290000
>le iv face
He's just off the roids
>>64290002
m8 there's literally nothing in there that suggests I'm mad, it was just a joke
I don't see where you got that impication
>>64289975
>Bra7i1
The "I got nothing so I'll just go with flag banter" starter pack
>>64290003
a-around the middle you're saying?
>>64290025
>>64290025
>>64290025
>>64290025
>>64290025
No penis talk allowed
>>64290014
Confirmed for mad cutfag
>Brazilians without copious amounts of PEDs
>>64290048
why are you being so mean
I..I like Aldo ;_;
>>64289962
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/672848926744023041
Do you even follow MMA?
>>64290005
The only way to prep for BJJ is to do BJJ. Just start, thats all you need to do.
>>64289859
>tfw you find out girls have smegma too
>tfw you find out empirically
...
Also, cut fag here, we get smegma too if we don't shower.
>>64290064
noted, hopefully starting next week
>>64290005
>willingly wanting to do bjj
enjoy fucked up joints and several skindiseases
>>64284795
>>64284795
Picture Might Mouse riding a Harley.
I fucking dare you to picture that and not laugh.
He's a cool guy though, except for that shitty PVZ prediction against Joanna, he's all right.
>>64290557
>muh kickboxing
I'll tap you in 10 seconds max
>>64286248
>>64286248
Dana the drama man's face
>He didn't touch me desu
>Why won't Senpai let me rest my head on his shoulders
>>64286249
Oh please Gustav. You're practically Kebab now. Your women are being raped by Kebab and you do nothing about it. Even your women call your men passive aggressive and wimps.
At least HueHue won't let Kebab move in like that.
>>64287141
Oh God not this shit again.
Let me guess Frankie would have won if Bendo didn't upkick him?
Fuck off.
>>64287867
If only she silently moved her lips to make the word "Stop"
>>64288001
>>64288001
>>64288001
So why did Zingano's husband kill himself?
Debt?
Cuck?
>>64290976
HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE THICKNESS
>>64286022
Potato will end up mashed??? Holy fuck man, are you for real?? hahaha
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