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/heem/: Goof Proof Edition


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Previous thread: >>64275626

Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz

UFC Road to the Octagon - RDA vs Cerrone: https://youtu.be/2yqavPWkqZw
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1th for Sage Northcutt
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First for still my boy
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First for steroids
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Hotline bling
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HE'S STILL MY BOY
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>>64280335
>dwarfed by lightweights
>while they're barefoot and you're wearing lifts
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Leave Mr. McGregor to me

https://www.instagram.com/p/_XbaIXKGn7/
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What's you pick for the awards this year lads

>Fight of the year

>Knock out of the year

>Submission of the year

>Fighter of the Year

>Female Fighter of the Year
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>>64280403

>Fight of the year
Rory vs Lawler
>Knock out of the year
Conor vs Aldo
>Submission of the year
Werdum vs Cain
>Fighter of the Year
Conor
>Female Fighter of the Year
Holly
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>>64280403
>Rory Mac vs Lawler
>McGoobs vs Aldo
>Werdum vs Cain
>Conor
>Holy
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>>64280403
>Fight of the year
Barboza vs Ferguson
>Knock out of the year
Holm vs Rousey
>Submission of the year
unsure, nothing was really too spectacular
>Fighter of the Year
Conor McGregor
>Female Fighter of the Year
Joanna Champion
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>>64280403
>Fight of the year
Rory vs Robbie
>Knock out of the year
Uriah Hall vs Mousasi
>Submission of the year
Werdum vs Cain
>Fighter of the Year
Conor
>Female Fighter of the Year
Holly Holm
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>>64280422
>>64280439
/hivemind/
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>>64280403
>Fight of the year
Lawler v MacDonald the definition of JUST BLEED

>Knockout of the year
Hollylujah vs Le Reddit

>Submission of the year
Werdum

>Fighter of the year
McGroober

>Female Fighter of the year
Joanna Champion
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>>64280403
>>64280440
>Submission of the year
I guess Held vs Sarnavskiy considering it was a low percentage hold on a submissions expert
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>>64280403
>FOTY
Rory vs Lawler GOAT fight (FOAT?)
>KOTY
So many great KOs, hard to pick just one. Will have to go with McGregor for the significance of it.
>SOTY
Rose vs Angela Hill
>Fighty
McGregor
>Femmety
Holly Heem
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>>64280403
>>Fight of the year
arlovski browne
>>Knock out of the year
Ronda
>>Submission of the year
Rose vs Paige
>>Fighter of the Year
Conor
>>Female Fighter of the Year
Fallon Fox
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>>64280403
the year isn't over you stupid fuck
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>>64280502
There isn't much money in MMA
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Best submission of the year
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>>64280502
not enough shekels in it
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>>64280502
>nosefighters.jpg
>brazil in charge of criticizing anyone
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>>64280495
pls dont defile my waifu
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>>64280515
GOODNIGHT IRENE
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>>64280502
Is that Roberto Duran in the black and white?
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>>64280502
oy vey! this is a sport for goyim!
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>>64280502
she's fighting this week
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>>64280539
looks nothing like him m8
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>>64280403
>Fight of the year
Lawler vs MacDonald because goddamn JUST BLEED

>Knock out of the year
JDS vs Overeem this saturday

>Submission of the year
May not have been the objective 'best' or most technical, but the submission that stands out most to me from this year was Jake Ellenberger giving Josh Koscheck rabies (webm related)

>Fighter of the Year
Have to say Conor, fought 3 times this year and talked his way to the belt, then backed everything up

>Female Fighter of the Year
Holm
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fugg if Diaz loses the MJ fight they should do Nate Diaz vs Edson Barboza, that would be a wild fight for sure
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>>64280564
>>64280502
looks like him at an angle
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>>64280574
gas yourself
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>>64280574
my nose is worse than ariels and literally no one going back to at least my great grandparents were jewish...sorry i lost my cool
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>>64280584
leg kick city baby, thats all I see when I think about that
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What does /heem/ think of Soldier of God vs Rockhold at UFC 100 * 2?
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should probably clean my room lads ahaha
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>>64280610
>apple
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>>64280607
Neither of them should be waiting seven months to fight again
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>>64280607
Not worthy of 200 desu

stick it on 199 or something
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>>64280610
definitely get that cleaned up before you pay your bedroom tax
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Does BJ Penn win the award for best walkout?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FXUihm9Hts
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>>64280610
Was about to call you a faggot but then I saw the protein shaker. Listen lad I don't want anything to do with you please don't heem me
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>>64280610

Are you the brit who doesn't leave his house?
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>>64280542
I can only imagine. I was flipping the fuck out during the decision announcemt.

Its a shame it probably won't even be considered FOTY. fml
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>>64280610
>all those exposed wires
Get your shir sorted, lad
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>>64280610
>Apple
>Canada Dry
>Gatorade

Do you purchase anything not owned by America?
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What the hell is a jabroni?
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>>64280633
His entrance against Hughes with the Gnarls Barkley remix is amazing
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Who is Karolina Kowalkiewicz? Another Polish cutie?
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>>64280403

>>Fight of the year
Lawler/MacDonald 2

>>Knock out of the year
McGregor (vs Aldo)

>>Submission of the year
Proctor (vs Edwards)

>>Fighter of the Year
Conor McGregor

>>Female Fighter of the Year
Holly Holm
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>>64280610
>5+ visible wires

This picture should have included a trigger warning
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>>64280610
you still live better than 99.9% of people in human history by virtue of where you live and the year it is
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>>64280610
are you the guy that microwaved the sour cream?
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>>64280680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhdbjjhnM0
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>>64280610

Charging devices on a fabric surface may cause fire. Just a heads up.
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>>64280610

Is this your first time getting out of bed since the fights began last week?
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>>64280727
>that dubstep in the background
had to stop the video
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Could you beat Sage Northcutt in a fight?
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Is lil' Fronkie gonna be able to keep McGregor down for 5 rounds without getting heemed by one of them super leprechaun punches?
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>>64280610
How many Britons died during the 20th century defending your right to live like this?
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>>64280769
'yes'
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>>64280333
nice trips for northcutt
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>>64280769

yes

he would submit the potato
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http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1547235-the-beaten-path-prospect-conor-mcgregor-on-being-a-three-division-ufc-champ
>McGregor, who walks around at about 165
Post Welterweights that could beat him
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>tfw been in work the past three days
>All anyone is talking about still is UFC 194
>having to constantly hide my powerlevel from all the normies
>One guy asks me if i'm watching "crow boy vs Raphael Dos Yanjos"

Help
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>>64280771

He'll probably die soon enough doing this. Bed will catch fire from a charging laptop, rolling over onto a fork and stabbing his brain, cultivating deadly molds on the dirty dishes
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>>64280403
>>Fight of the year
Lawler/MacDonald

>>Knock out of the year
Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey

>>Submission of the year
Arnold Allen vs Alan Omer

>>Fighter of the Year
Conor

>>Female Fighter of the Year
Holly
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>>64280804
that or blood clots in his legs
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>>64280793
McGregor was 174 in the cage against Aldo, I heard. He's a big boy.
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>>64280809
>Arnold Allen vs Alan Omer
Oh damn I gotta watch that one again. Arnold Allen could be something special.
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>>64280258
Why is it I never hear this shit when i tune in? Sounds hilarious
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>>64280799
You should take opportunities like these to help educate people. Explain why they're a goof, flex your offhand mma knowledge, then drop the metaphoric mic and walk away. If they complain, try to argue with you, or interrupt at any point just drop onto your back on the ground and beg them to get into your guard. Casuals are nervous and intimidated by this situation because it shows their overall lack of position and knowledge
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>>64280403
>Fight of the year
Rory-Robbie
>Knock out of the year
Close call between Ronda and Aldo. Gonna go with Ronda though because that was much more ebin/dank/unexpected.
>Submission of the year
le grinning "he actually shot straight into my guillotine, the absolute madman" trollface man. webm is another memorable one.
>Fighter of the Year
Conor
>Female Fighter of the Year
Joanna.
Won the title in devastating fashion, defended it three times.
Holly is second.
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>>64280887

>defended it three times.

Twice
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>>64280848
He and Rose should get together and debate whether octopuses or giant squirrels should be a higher priority
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>>64280889
yeah my bad
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>>64280813

no way he put on 29 pounds in 24hrs
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>>64280914

They don't put on weight like he puts on weight

All these other fighters, they're fooking amateurs
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>>64280793
henderson is a good bet against anyone at 155/170

he can beat anyone, has he lost sure, but he can literally beat anyone on any given day
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>>64280769

Frankie has NEVER been KO/TKO'd. And look at the names on his fucking record. He's tough as nails. It would take a miracle for Conor to KO Frankie before he gets wrestlefucked.
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>>64280956

He's also never been hit by anyone like Conor

He almost got ko'd twice by Gray Maynard, a guy with an amazing TWO ko's on his record

Conor would sleepy Frankie faster than he did Aldo
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>>64280403

>Fight of the year
Rory vs. Lawler
>Knock out of the year
Holly on Ronda
>Submission of the year
Werdum vs. Cain
>Fighter of the Year
Conor
>Female Fighter of the Year
Joanna
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>>64280950
He looks so much sharper at 170. The way he was touching up Masvidal with that nice lead hand, I never expected that. And let's not forget those punches to the thighs; nobody's figured out how to beat that technique yet.
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>>64280610
literally disgusting. How many cockroaches live in your flat and do they pay you rent?
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>>64280970
3 (T)KOs isn't it?
>Powell
>Veres
>Gray Maynard
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>>64280991
They're hardly a devastating technique. Like his front kicks to the calves against the cage. Just an annoyance.
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>>64280793
>165
mcgregor used to walk around at nearly 80kg, I think he's slimmed down a bit since he's got into UFC, but he's massive for fw
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Is nate diaz a meme fighter?
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>>64281017
>They're hardly a devastating technique
You believe that because he hasn't gotten his first TKO (Thigh Punch) yet. Soon someone will crumble from them, and we'll realise just how much mustard he has in this thighbangers.
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is there a good analysis video of conors boxing style?
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>>64280970

Against Maynard he also had to worry about takedowns. He doesn't have to worry about that against Conor. So I don't really think that's a valid argument.
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>>64281113

>He doesn't have to worry about that against Conor

He has to worry about getting starched in one punch
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>>64281047
Nick and Nate are in a 209 league all their own.
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>>64281090
Well he's like Rick "Meme'ing 24/6" Doherty, who ruled the west Irish boxing circuit during the roaring 1930s. His favourite punch was the "Precise Laight", which he used to beat George "Deflated" Badle in the biggest fight of 1935, in front of a record audience of 500 men.

t. jack slack
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>>64280914
he's a 'freak' apparently
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>>64281047
Diaz brothers are memes incarnate
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>>64281129
>being anti-equality
Why?
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>>64281090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7KpX2eOQx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_deSjlHCVJw

a couple
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>>64281129
it's not him, it's his coach John Kavanagh, plus his teammate Aisling Daly is a carpet muncher (although she "went back" a few years ago when her an JK were an item for a while)
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>>64281165
something something gays destroying our good christian society something something degenerates
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>>64281123

If BJ, Benson and Aldo can't heem him for a combined almost 30 rounds, I strongly doubt Conor can do it in 5.

inb4 >BJ
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>>64281129
le ebin degeneracy :DDD
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>>64281149
pretty good parody desu
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>>64281191

>Conor hits a lot harder
>Frankie is a lot older now (34 not in his 20's)

Conor can sleep him all day
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>>64281191
Frankie almost got slept by Gay Maymaynard, and that was 6 years ago or something
Conor definitely can sleep him
Chins don't last forever, every fight Frankie goes through he is closer to losing it
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>>64281129
>Brazil
>trashing McGoobs

I wonder what could have upset them.
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>>64281229
Heem urself my man
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"To the clown that thinks Aldo was on something and isn't anymore, draw your own conclusions."
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>>64281189
It sorta like it. Wish Feijao would have been given a stand and banger though instead of a wrestle-boxer.
What do you reckon; OSP to play it safe and aim to punish Feijao on the ground like Cummins did?
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>>64281229
>implying straight people don't have small children twerk as well
>implying straight people don't abuse children as well
m8, you just don't know any gays and are prevented. I know plenty of gay people who are not perverted fucks and have some fucking decency.
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>>64281249
Andre PEDerneiras
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>>64281249

not saying he is clean but you honestly can't tell shit from those pics 2bh
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>>64281249

He looks way more diced and muscular in the first three
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>>64281265
>mfw /heem/ is infested with /tumblr/ites

stop embarrassing us
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>>64281254
I think OSP is falling in love with his striking, I still think he puts Feijao away inside 2. Feijao looked terrible vs Cummins.
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>>64280485
>wake up yank. it's all over
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before going to bed I just wanted to clarify that I could heem every here on any given day in every possible way. Viscious bodyshots, memekicks to the chin, poweful overhand rights, sneaky counter left hooks, flying knees, spinning elbows, you name it.
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>>64281260
>not comparing them to other adopted kids
not really fair, desu

>>64281315
>use faulty logic
>get called out
>muh tumblr
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>>64281318
Feijao looked like a man who wasn't able to use his favourite roids anymore :(
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>>64280610
is that piss in the gatorade bottle?
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https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/677286246360698880
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>>64281325
Yeah but could you heem a brick wall?
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>>64281341

RIP gay jesus
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>>64281338
I think its disgusting and close-minded that the UFC isn't allowing their Brazilian fighters to use steroids, something that is an integral part of their culture.
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>>64281331
>promoting mental disorders in the year of our lord two thousand and fifteen
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>>64281324
is he looking for his chest? i'd be embarrassed to look that scrawny desu
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>>64281350
Losers focus on winners. Winners focus on winning.
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>>64281189
Feijao gunna get rekt
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>>64281047
>Nate in Reebok
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>>64281375
he won his last fight
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>>64281375
I don't think he's angry at Sage and thinks he should be making less money, more that he thinks that he should make more.
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>>64281325
Just for that you won't be waking up.
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>Werdum signs an 8 fight, 7 figure deal with the UFC
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>>64281398
Should've asked what Rizin would give him desu
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>>64281325
kek have a good sleep m8

*deletes your consciousness*
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>>64281396
>heeming a guy while he's sleeping
That's dishonourable. You will never be part of my yamatodamashii family.
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>>64281399
>you'll never suck her micro penis
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>>64281413
Now you're up after him. Looks like I have a long night of travel.
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>>64281361
Finding religion logical is a mental disorder desu

Regardless, Sage is still my savior
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>>64281350
>fight once every never
>is a literal who apart from cosplaying and meme walkouts
>got a performance bonus last time out

da fuq is he complaining about? If you want a better deal then be worthy of it and negotiate
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>>64281325

id snap kick your body until you cant breathe

[spoiler]then id fuck your ass[/spoiler]
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>>64281434
Religion is the only logical conclusion. Everything else is a dark path to the middle of nowhere.
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>>64281361
I know it's tempting to get caught up the anti-sjw fervor, but there's really nothing wrong with it.
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So Holly said that she is willing to move up and fight Cyborg.

And Cyborg said that she isn't "chasing Ronda anymore".

Brehs.
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>>64281443
Yoel, por favor
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>>64281443
You mean a dark path to H*ll
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>>64281456
>fervently religious
>dirtiest fighter since Gilbert Yvel
Things that make you go hmmm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLTety8axU

Face-kick heem to win the title would be a great Christmas present
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>>64281478
Religion is a hypocritical and evil institution, I can't say I'm quite surprised to be honest
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>>64281453
>destroying the woman who turned WMMA into a meme
>destroying the woman who killed WMMA when she beat Carano
Holly is the True Savior
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>>64281502
Atheists are hypocritical and evil. They're afraid of consequences and have no concept of morality.
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>>64281468
>gay adoption

I'm sure that living in a favela kennel of an orphanage is such a sweet deal in comparison.
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>>64281517
I could see how you could come to such an illogical conclusion if you were religious
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>>64281517
People of all ideologies are hypocritical and evil, it's human nature
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>>64281478
Well he's Catholic yeah? So he just has to go to confession and confess that he sat on the stool for an extra 30 seconds and stuff.
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this card is gonna be super comfy
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>>64281539
>all is forgiven Yoel, just remember to spread the good word of Jesus across America. God be with you, my son.
later that year
>AMERICA! WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU?
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>>64281468
All other variables ought to be the same (or at least, big ones such as socio-economic status, being adopted, etc)
This is pretty obvious if you don't want the study to be flawed.
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If it's true that Conor is on a 6 month medical suspension then there is literally no reason why Aldo doesn't get the instant rematch.
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>>64281566
It's a 6 month medical suspension if he doesn't provide a confirmation that he didn't break his hand on Aldo's face
So it's probably nothing
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Sage doesn't really cut much to make 155 right?
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>>64281555
yeah man great distraction from the impending shit flinging I'll have to put up with next week
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>>64281586
He apparently walks at around 170, that's pretty amazing
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>>64281535
You don't want to be held accountable for your actions, I understand.
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>>64281585
So if he's all healthy then we can expect him to fight again when? The quickest turnaround would be the Frankie fight but I still can't see him coming back until March/April at the earliest
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>>64281586
Sage 7 days away from weigh-ins
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>>64281594
>kids in the favelas not raping each other

Those are glorified prisons, m8.
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>>64281604
shhiiiiet barem je kvalitet dobar :) imaj razumevanja 13 sekundi je zaista brutalica
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>>64281628
You're mentally impaired. I'd understand if it wasn't willful
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>>64280403

>Fight of the year

Holly Homes vs. Rhonda Rhousey

>Knock out of the year

Holly Holmes KO Rhonda

>Submission of the year

Werdum submitting Memelasquez

>Fighter of the Year

Conor Magrega

>Female Fighter of the Year

Holly Holmes
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Anyone picking Fury Jury this weekend?
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>>64281667
Fuck that guy, I hope he loses again
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>>64281667
Would you pick this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2jeX0wpPhM
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By the way, Invicta FC's fan choice awards are open
http://www.invictafc.com/2015-awards/
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>Leave Gabi to me.

What if this Islander cuntress turns out to be the female Hunto?
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>Mike "The Fookin Warrior" Wilkinson has a TKO win over Artem Lobov
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at the start of the 2nd round in Weidman/Rockhold, was that a knockdown from Rockhold's right hook or did Piss slip over?
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>>64281678
Jesus Christ. After that I hope Oliveira puts him in a calf slicer
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>>64281690
Firecrotch Dyke gets my vote for FOTY, no contest tbt
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>>64281694
Now that would be fucking cool. Could be like Jacare's MMA debut all over again. Elite BJJ doesn't help against a hard fist to the soft parts of the face.
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>>64281678
feel for the guy, i know the pain of answering the 'tell me something interesting about you' question.
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>>64281763
what was your answer?
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>>64281751
Which UFC fighter is most likely to have gay parents?
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sta mislis kako ce cm punk da prodje ?
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>>64281792
I watched Dexter season 2 in one day
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>>64281748
Just looked that fight up (link below if you want to check it out, /heem/sters) and was very surprised to see that Jungle Fight had a Japanese broadcast deal, Ricardo Arona as a ref and Inoki in the audience in an Amazonian headdress. Seemed like a fun promotion to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skwwmzX-1Ww
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>>64281763
>tell me something interesting about you
fugg okay uh.. i slept through one of my university exams once
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>>64281837
was that the season with Billy Murray's daughter who looks like a horse?
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>>64281792
I gave Tony Blair the thumbs up and he looked at me funny
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>>64281851
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I hated that part at the start of a new school year when they went around the class and you had to introduce yourself or when you had to work in pairs and none of your m8s were in the class so you had to awkwardly make eye contact with someone
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I was an All-State Wrestler 4 years in a row. Two time junior college All American. Currently a brown belt in Jiu-Jitsu. Have been taking Boxing lessons for 10 years, won a Golden Gloves title. Have been practicing Muay Thai for the past 5 years

I could unironically fuck all of you up, heem you all, rip your fucking limbs off and break ankles off with my moves on the ground
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>>64281865
yes senpai, she was quite QT there
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>>64281897
I won best smile in high school so back up dude
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>>64281851
How did you feel when you woke up and relaised you goofed?
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>>64281897
I practice movement... checkmate.
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>>64281897
I met McGregor in Dublin so I could delete your chin with a meme counter punch desu senpai
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>>64280321
but han solos son kills him on the bridge
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>>64281910
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>>64281917
Like a fugging dummy
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>>64280956


He's been dropped and rocked in almost all his fights though. I don't think he'd take a solid Goober shot and stay conscious.
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>>64281928
whoever smelt it, delt it. hahahah
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>>64281931
Literally panic about this happening desu, luckly most of my exams tend to be in the evening
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Since Overeem's contract is up as of Saturday and is planning to test the market, you think he might try and go to Rizin? After all, he's a big name in Japan and can eat all the horsemeat he likes.
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>>64281910
>god, you're such a goof sage.
>haha yeah
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>>64281949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw
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>>64281910
>>64281928

is that his twin sister?
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>>64281949
>literally having the same hairstyle your entire life
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>>64281949
This guy has been in the fucking zone since day 1
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>>64281588
hypnotic
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Heem, I feel ashamed and disgusted with myself. On the way to work earlier I witnessed a guy getting mugged. He was on the receiving end of some viscous ground and pound and getting stabbed by the sharp end of a broken bottle. Some people ran, or others just ignored but I went right up to to the guy with a few others and stood there in a state of shock. The scumbag eventually ran off but I should have done something about it. I don't trane MMA or boxing and didn't feel confident in my ability to heem him and help the lad out, was also afraid of getting stabbed. How do I cope with this feel bros? I've never felt more ashamed of myself.
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>>64281952
I think he'll stay away from the roids unless he plans on taking 3 fights in Japan and then retiring
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A YOUNG GORILLA COMES UP
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>>64281453

>Leave Cyborg to me

But seriously she should make Cyborg go 135 if they want to fight.
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>>64281973
they had tissue left after they were done growing him so they made him a less powerful sister.
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>>64281952
>signs with Lellator
>McGeary moves up to HW
>non-title fight "superfight"

would watch 4bh
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>>64281994
You should have taken his back, secure a body triangle followed by some distracting punches. Eventually he would have tried to defend these so you could have secured an easy rear naked choke for a heem chokey.
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This is one of the things I keep hearing on here, that Keven Lee is racist because he called Sage a Privileged White Boy. Sorry but I don't see how that is racist.
First of All Sage is Privileged. Lets not even pretend he isn't. The guy had a strict dad who made him do exercises everyday, had a near perfect nutrition plan made up of Protein shakes/Pancakes, was enrolled in TMA/Wrestling since he was like 5....Sorry but the guy had a huge and I mean huge privileged life.
Now lets compare this to Kevin Lee who was raised in Detroit, guy probably had to seek becoming an MMA fighter, had to seek becoming a wrestler and he to be his own motivation, on top of not getting proper nutrition like Sage...It is much harder.
Compare Sage to most other self made MMA fighters...Conor(had to go on welfare/was a plumber), Jose Aldo(Did BJJ/capoeira), basically all MMA fighters had shitty nutrition, No know it all Dad, none of the crap SAGE has.
2nd of all People get fixated on the fact that he mentions Privileged "WHITE" boy.....As him mentioning white is racist.
Lets be honest Sage is a upper class kid from a white family....Why is being "white" important? Well Trophy Kids is mostly a White Culture phenomena since most of the upper class is white(I have seen black/asian/lation trophy kids as well)...When people are that rich like SAGE's family, they can afford to have trophy kids...and SAGE without a doubt is a trophy kid.
Im sure alot of us, including Kevin Lee, have seen these trophy kids when we were growing up, so of course Kevin Lee is gonna call him out on his privilege...specially when Kevin Lee is from a place full of poverty and he probably competed against trophy kids who were mostly white during school.
1/2
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>>64282006

>Implying she won't keel the bantamweight division then go keel the featherweight division
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Now make no mistake, Sage is talented and he did work hard....but a lot and I mean a lot of success is because he comes from an Upper White Family who supported him since he was like 5, nearly all MMA fighters didn't have that support....
Can you imagine Fedor,Conor,Aldo,etc eating protein shakes/pancakes/working out since 5 years old? They would've been god-like amazing .These guys were most likely eating shitty food like the rest of us.
Also props to Sage for not burning out yet...He also must experience certain problems that regular folks don't.
Lastly apparently Sage is already getting $40k per fight....Much more than a lot of MMA fighters who have been doing MMA for a while.....His Privilege can't be denied. The reason he gets this much money early is because he is shredded which came from his dad knowing nutrition and making him workout...He fights well because of his dad, again.....and Im gonna say it, he is white, he has that look that MMA fans like.
Shredded black/Latino/etc fighters don't get near the same good responses as White shredded fighters...Makes sense considering the American Demographic who watches UFC.
So lay off Kevin Lee, I know he lost but he isn't wrong about SAGE.
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>>64282065
>>64282078
sherdog's new design is annoying desu
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>>64282101
Remember when the new design for BE totally killed the old community? :(
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Sketches of Rizin's ring design proposal.
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>>64282119
wots BE
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>>64282122
It looks like a ring
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>>64281435
He's decent and puts on entertaining fights. Meanwhile Sage is a literal nobody who looked ineffectual against a can. He probably would lose to Pfister by decision 5/10 times.
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>>64281350

>Well I'm just 19, sir
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>>64282150
Tom pls

Sage did more in his wrestlefucking in 30 seconds than Pfister did in 3 and half minutes
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>>64281667
I will never be a fan of that faggot
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>>64282150
>tfw Sage isn't getting an opponent who can get him on his back until he gets to the top ten
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Why were the Sage posts deleted?
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test
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>>64282168
>Sage did more in his wrestlefucking in 30 seconds

>Cody gives up his neck like a mandrama spot for an easy guillotine submission
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lads, im serious about learning mewvment

any books for self training?
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What an ogre
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>>64282214

Go here

idoportal.com
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>>64282214
Copious amounts of homosexual intercourse
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>>64282224
Body-shamers like you are the reason Ronda lost.
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>>64282231

Delete this
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Gilbert deserved to win both the 2nd and 3rd Thomson fights, I was lied to.
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>>64282244
face the pain
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is heem comfy again

did all the casuals leave yet?
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is benson henderson winning a decision of cowboy at WEC 43 the worst decision of all time?
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>>64282295

No because Cathal Pendred fights exist.
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>>64282295
no, Cowboy winning a decision over Henderson at UFC Fight Night 59 is.
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>>64282295
you're forgetting Chase Beebe vs Mike Easton
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>>64282295
Diego Sanchez vs Ross Pearson
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>>64282315
Yeah that was hilariously bad, Bendo won all three rounds. Glad to see him get fucked by the judges for once though.
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Why don't the normies talk about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-GizTKNqY

or when she tried to throw a haymaker after Holly's mouthpiece was knocked out?
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>>64282350
because the real talking point was the part where Ronda Rousey got her head kicked in
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>>64281249
Pretty funny that he would comment on it. Don't worry Dede, will draw our own conclusions.
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>>64280610
>too lazy to at least throw dirty dishes on the floor
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why doesn't UFC FIGHT PASSâ„¢ have DREAM in their library?
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>>64280607
will be a fun 1.5 rounds until yoel gasses
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>>64282372
why would they
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Watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuzImQo7cdg
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>>64282385

they've got pride, affliction, strikeforce, etc
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>>64281047
Nate is looking shredded bros. I'm pumped for his fight.
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>>64282392
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>>64282295

Al Iaquinta over someone I forgot

Dariush over Michael Johnson

Too many to name
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>>64280610

>Brits

Wow

Just

Wow
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>>64282392
that's becasue zuffa/ufc bought the rights to those fights when buying the companies. they haven't bought dream, dream is just dead.
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>>64282437
ARE YOU BOOING ME?
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>>64281667
I root for him just because he's from Michigan. He looks small for 145, crazy he was fighting at 155.
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>>64282295
you should watch glory kickboxing

worst judging ever. makes MMA look good
>>
just about to watch the last ever peep show lads ;_; hold me
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>>64282391
lmaoing at that sumos mevement
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>>64282005
>>64281971

He looks much better with the beard grown out.
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>>64282532
yes
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>>64282516
He actually looks like shit when he lets it grow out too far (see Conor vs Mendes)
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>>64282295
Frankie vs Bendo 2
Frankie vs BJ 1
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>>64282532
literally zero chance
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>>64282499
I'm convinced the ""judges"" at Glory events are on the take and all corrupt as fuck in the grand tradition of European Kickboxing orgs.
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>tfw no lithcuck bf
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>>64282606
Cejudo
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>>64282606
Cejudo is the last chance for a good challenger at 125. I've got my hopes up.
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>>64282606
You know whats next, that world title is next!

Probably Cejudo as a comain at one of the upcoming PPVs (probably 196)
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>>64282606
I think only Mighty Mouse cares what's next for Mighty Mouse
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>>64282634
>>64282644
>>64282646

Sad thing is Mighty mouse will absolutely dominate cejudo.
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>>64282606

Probably streaming Far Cry Primal
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>>64282665
o-olympic level wrestling and fast as a greased up lightning bolt
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>>64282606

Record low PPV numbers
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>>64282681
is a beta out or something?
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>>64282717

some people like Angry Joe have played it but I don't think MM would be on the shortlist
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>>64280956
Precision beats power
Fronkie will get heemed by the new memes of precision and toiming
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>>64280956
>Frankie has NEVER been KO/TKO'd

This never means anything.
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>>64282606
Bellator
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzauC1pE5o
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>>64282781
>Aldo has NEVER been KO/TKO'd.
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Which 2 wins are more legit

The Chris 2 wins over Anderson

Or

McGregors wins over Mendes and Aldo
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>>64282606
Horiguchi is training outside of japan somethimes that might be the key
>>
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>>64282764
Aldo: Power and Speed
Conor: Precision and Toiming
Frankie: Precision and Speed

It would be interesting
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>>64282871
Kana McGrega
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>>64280610
You deserve the life you're making for yourself
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>>64282910
You are fucking stupid for not including power with Conor
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>>64280422
>FotY
Robbie vs Rory

>KOotY
Holly Headkick

>SotY
Werdum vs Velasquez

>Fighter of the Year
Conor

>Female Fighter of the Year
Joanna
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>>64282871
Chris' two wins over Silva will never, ever been seen as "legit". Ever.
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>>64281820
si
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>>64283029

Adnan Mohamed. Go to bed.
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>>64283029
This. Glad somebody out there agrees with me
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>>64280610
Is that a fucking waterbed?
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>>64283066
>>64283115

It's true boys.

Anderson got caught clowning and then had a freak injury. Zero legit wins, period.
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>>64283129
so do you think Anderson would be able to beat Chris in a 3rd fight?
>>
FUCKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6ilMpq8hQ

ILLEGAL
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>>64283161
Seeing as he'd be at least 41 years old when the fight took place, it seems right up Chris' alley.

Wouldn't surprise me if Chris fought Anderson again and the winner got a shot at Rockhold.
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who /real fight fan/ here
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will a day come when conor steps into the octagon and pulls off a speech like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXwpS9mbbck
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>>64283189
I'd take a pic of my Fight Pass but
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>>64280950
except Pettis
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>>64283227
This seems more up Conor's alley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oESVMyJ20Ik
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>>64282871
The Chris of course
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>>64283227
Conor only does his gimmick to build up the fight

In the ring he's all business and after the fight he's a normal, humble person
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>>64283129

Do you just hate on Weidman cause you're a muslim?
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>>64283260
>you will never be high on steroids and coke ranting infront of the general public

jdimsa
>>
Frankie could take a sledgehammer to the jaw for an hour straight and still be standing. Conor poses no knockout threat.
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>>64280668
You are Jabroni clearly lad
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>>64283388

unfortunately the same can't be said for you. if you come around here talking stupid like this again im going to put you straight to sleep
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>>64283426
C U C K
U
C
K
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...what if aldo recovered and mounted the greatest comeback in MMA history?

i hate quick stoppages

honestly still butthurt about Benson vs RDA
fuck you john mccarthy
>>
>>64282350
Because:
1) That's the refs fault
2) It didn't do any kind of damage
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>>64281667
remember the cringe worthy pseudo science bs that he was doing in his embeded for the cerrone fight.

acupuncture, cupping, the little old enema woman and rumble, overeem's ice coach, movement portal,

what's some other bullshit tier crap mma fighters believe?

(in before cheesus)
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>>64282122
imagine a glass bottomed ring with a clear puly-urethane for padding/grip?

hang it up high. so you can always see what's going on
>>
Killashnake vs Cruz

This fight is bonkers, heem. Absolutely ridiculous.
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>>64283442
>...what if aldo recovered and mounted the greatest comeback in MMA history?
Aldo got the call whenever the UFC wanted that belt in the mix because they had run out of opponents. His two worries were fighter pay and legacy, both covered by the fact of being a champion.

Don't expect him to earn any respect in the future.
>>
For fuck's sake drop the constant McGregor spam. He isn't fighting for a while and literally all of this has been said and rehashed so many times it's becoming toxic.
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>>64283508
>yfw Cruz literally kills TJ in the octagon
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>>64283333
I don't hate on anyone. I objectively look at the situation and make an assessment as such.
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>>64283538

>Cruz will finish
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>>64283538
>Death via unanimous decision
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>>64283008
Nah you can only have two!
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>>64283545
I objectively want to cuddle
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>>64283487

You're literally the most butthurt poster on here. Why are you always so angry?
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Can we all agree that Joe Silva did better this year than in the past?
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>>64283608
I am objectively straight and married but I totally respect your right to be gay bro! I completely understand the trials and tribulations that the LGBTQ2S community faces on a daily basis and I am well aware of my privilege of not even understanding what it might be like due to being a straight white cismale. I'm sorry.

>>64283585
Conor has Speed, Power, Toiming, Natural Athleticism and Moind Games. He has five. Wait, Money, he has six.
>>
Wow, this picture reminds me of MMA fighter Anderson "The Spider" Silva
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>>64283622
>Whenever he enters the octagon to shake hands with the fighters
https://youtu.be/RPhqsunGPII
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>>64283634
>due to being a straight white cismale

But you're a brown Muslim man who got caught posting /heem/ memes on reddit and got dox'd hard.
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>>64283442
He wouldn't have recovered because if there were no stoppages McGregor would be on top of him giving him permanent brain damage

This is what you 'quick stoppage' fags never seem to grasp
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>>64283634

Shitlord as fuk tbhfamz.
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>>64283622
Can't even remember the last time I saw a fight between two super green fighters that turned into a sloppy wrestling match.
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>>64283642
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>>64283657

Did you miss Cody Pfister vs. Sage?
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>>64283649
>and got dox'd hard.
lol

>>64283654
Well he does have six
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>>64283652
every fighter needs a little brain damage to improve, otherwise they start believing the "it was just a lucky punch" shit their camps tell them
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>>64283674

Calm down Adnan
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>>64283671
you got the joke!

but seriously, that doesn't count. as long as sage wins we're all happy
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>>64283634
Jokes on you buddy, I just pulled a fast one. Cause do you know what I want to cuddle? Big Golden Brown Brazilian Bimbo Bunda!
>>
Challenge question for /heem/; aside from Sage in all fields, who are your favourite UFC debutantes of this year?
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>>64283697

>That doesn't count

There have been a lot of bad fights this year
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>>64283688
This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.

>>64283652
this guy is right, there was nothing wrong with the Aldo stoppage at all. He was 100% unconscious and being hammer fisted by one of the hardest punchers in the division (okay okay, in the entire UFC)
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>>64283671
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>>64283652
ye bro if only they'd stopped Hunto vs Bigfoot during that fourth round
I for one hate seeing professional fighters get hurt
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>>64283710
Holly Holm, obviously.
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>>64283715

I'm not docksguy, Adnan.
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>>64283745
Haven't seen Dockbro around for a while. Hope he didn't get permaheemed by a shipping container or something...
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>>64283710
I don't get it, is this Sage shit all a big meme I'm not in on?
1. He's purely a hype train, fucking purely. He comes in with hype, beats a dude quick and you're all on his dick because Dana likes him? Fuck off, all of you.
2. He had one win where he looked like a beast, but the next fight we saw him get exposed hard. Imagine him fighting someone who can put him on his back and actually do something with it. Sage is fucked.
3. He's an autistic 19 year old jesus freak who's only allowed to use the internet for "schoolwork and stuff". Why this capitvates you all so is beyond me

TL;DR what the fuck is with you guys and Sage
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>>64283681
I hate that shit

It's ridiculous how under appreciated striking is in MMA. They've got it in their heads that since BJJ is needed to be a complete fighter, it means striking takes a backseat in value. Then when you get grapplefags getting knocked the fuck out , it's 'luck', because they didn't spend a couple of rounds asserting their dominance as a fighter with a bunch of takedowns.
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>>64283699

I read your post in my head in a stupid aussie accent and it made me laugh a bit lol

>>64283710
"Elevation Cain" desu
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>>64283733
Jesus you're right, I was certain she debuted back in late 2014. Good pick.
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>>64283346
Flair was on ghb more than roids
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>>64283750
he literally got permabanned

>>64283778
>It's ridiculous how under appreciated striking is in MMA.

It's ridiculous how under appreciated footwork and head movement is in MMA
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>>64283821
>It's ridiculous how under appreciated footwork and head movement is in MMA
I would agree with that for sure.
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>>64283774

>this guy is jelly as fuck

How does it feel knowing that 19 year old autistic jesus freak has already accomplished more than you?
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>>64283723
I'm speaking specifically to knockouts like McGregor. When a guy like Aldo lands on the floor spread and is indefensible against the opponent jumping all over them and landing my punches, the fight is done.

Hell, they could have restarted the fight after the post-fight interview and Aldo would still be done for. It was a clean KO.
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>>64283839
Could you give me a real answer instead of just acting like a little faggot?
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>>64283774

>you now remember how much Holloway improved between fighters from when he was 20-24

>you now realize that Sage is starting at a much higher level
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>>64283821
It's cause of the way boxing is looked down upon

They practice striking sure, but the base is mostly in groundwork. Hardly anyone takes the time to properly learn boxing technique, from what I find. McGregor has a good base in boxing which is why he constantly knocks people the fuck out. Or you get people like Rousey thinking they can box with the best, because it's easier to come by or something.
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>>64280515

perty good that nigga was getting his ass beat till that to
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>>64283894
McGregor has good hands. He does not have good footwork and his head movement is non existent. Rousey thinking she could box anyone is hilarious lol
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Is Jon Jones in a dark place now, heem?
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>>64280610

So where you hiding the piss bottles at?
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>>64283934
he has really niggery lips
niggery nose too
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>>64283867
Fun fact: Based Max has fought four (4) times in two (2) years
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>>64283894
You know how on UK boxing broadcasts they keep talking about the importance of "turning your man"? It's really interesting to me how only now has that concept really started to percolate to high level MMA. Switch hitting is nice and all, but TJ's main reason for success over Barao was his use of novel entry and exit angles that never put a target directly in front of Barao.

That, and being hyper-reactive to clinch attempts and framing opponents away fast, Holly did this quite a few times against Ronda.
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>>64283956
Max looked great against Stephens and would give McGregor some real problems considering how great he is at using distance and always moving. Showed a good takedown too. He'll be champion one day.
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>>64283929
>He does not have good footwork
You have no idea what you're talking about.
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Do you put your Joe pics in you reaction images folder or your /heem/ folder?

I'm considering making duplicates.
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>>64283982
He uses his footwork mainly to set up kicks bud. He never, ever uses it defensively.

Provide one single example of McGregor having good footwork, in a traditional sense.
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>>64283960
>It's really interesting to me how only now has that concept really started to percolate to high level MMA.

It is honestly amazing
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>Luke Rockhold: [Laughs] Everybody from elementary school...kindergarten. Seriously though, I have been married to this sport for a very long time and I've sacrificed so much. That's the reason why I've gotten as far as I have. It takes a lot to make it to the top and be the best in this game, and that's why I've shut out the serious dating stuff for the most part.

>Don't get me wrong, I dabble here and there, have a little fun [laughs], but I'm married to my belts, what can I say? I like to have fun and joke around. I'm a pretty easy-going guy, but I don't take things too seriously in the dating world at this time. I still have a lot to accomplish, and that comes first.

Reminder that while you're crying about >tfw no gf, another man out there is driven by nothing but his goals and ambitions in life.
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>>64283960
I truly believe this is because of MMA's edgy 'fuck boxing lol' attitude

It's like the arrogant teenager who thinks there's nothing to learn from their elders
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>>64284028
>his top priority isn't to have healthy children

>>64283967
Max looked like he was evolving rapidly between every single fight. Every single time he looked so much better. He could maybe give McGoob problems, but he probably won't get the chance, at this point.

Unless Goob actually does go up and down between weight classes defending his belts like he said he wants to.
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>>64284063
I kind of agree. The fucking vast majority of fighters in the UFC don't have a good jab. Like how the fuck do you even make it into your 20's without having a good jab ffs
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>UFC 200

Holm vs. Ronda II
Conor vs. Aldo II
Weidman vs. Rockhold II
DC vs. Jones II
TJ vs. Uriah

How many PPVs does this sell?
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>>64284070
I love how much he's down for the rematch, not an ounce of fear in him. I think there's little to no chance the UFC would let McGregor have both belts simultaneously. He wouldn't be able to keep up with the schedule.
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>>64280793
Not currently active, but obviously Conor wouldn't stand a chance.
You asked for a welterweight.
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>>64284063
It seems boxing applied to MMA is having a big surge now, with Holly, Conor and TJ.
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>>64284113
>Joe Rogan vs Dana White
>CM Punk's debut
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>>64284117

Good , that's what we all want to see anyways. Strikes >>>> Submissions
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>>64280914

Why not, they cut water weight then regain it all back in the 24 hrs before the fight. It's not good for the body but that's just how most fighters like to do it.
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>>64284113
>Rematches: the card
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>>64284144
>Herb Dean vs Chris Weidman
>Conor McGregor vs Jesus Christ
>GSP vs a gray alien
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>>64284154
MMA has more than two dimensions you know.
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>>64284157
>the guy behind Luke is trying to check out his ass
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>>64284157
weidman in hospital

rockhold at clippers game
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>>64284162

Are you saying it wouldn't go well with it being UFC "two" hundred? :^)
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>>64284198
more like UFC: two hundred rematches amirite
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>>64284198
>pun: the card

Just kidding, It would be epic to see desu. But I'm sure one rematch would be enough. I'm sure that Conor vs Fronkie/Cerrone/RDA would be just as big. Also, I'm not too sold on Rockhold vs Weidman, I'd like to see Rockhold murder Belfort. Aldo vs Holloway would be awesome. Holly vs Cyborg is a possibility too. Faber vs Snek does get my titties excited without the possibility of calming them.
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UFC 200

Ronda vs Holly
Jones vs Rumble
CM Punk vs Jabroni
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i can't believe TJ/cruz isn't on PPV

seriously, it should be one of the FOTY
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Are there any top pro fighters who started late?
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>>64284114
>fought 7 times in 2.5 years
He'd be fine m8, and it'd just force them to elevate #1 contender's matches
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>>64284231
>Jones vs Rumble

aaaaaw yis, sum prime black on black crime
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So Conor will fight Paul Harris in March. Who hype?
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>>64280403

>Fight of the year
Rory vs Robbie (prob GOAT, not just the year)

>Knock out of the year
I hate women's MMA, but Holm vs Honda

>Submission of the year
Nothing of note...so this, submissions CAN be fucking awesome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsIn-9bPDEQ

>Fighter of the Year
Rory + Robbie (Tie)

>Female Fighter of the Year
Holly
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>>64284245
Yoel Romero
Bork Laser
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>>64284245
Brock
Randy
Jacare
Yoel
and that's only the people who come to mind right off the bat
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>>64284243
Nobody cares about those minimanlets
One of the most boring feuds ever, Cruz is a dick and TJ doesn't say anything
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>>64284245
Late as in old? Yoel, Couture started later in life (though they rassled).

Jon Jones only did MMA for like 3 years before getting signed.
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>>64284231

Shit card.
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Conor fights that will definitely happen in the future:

Conor vs. Duffy
Conor vs. Pettis
Conor vs. Cerrone(even if he loses saturday)
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>>64284263
>>64284266
and who didn't do any sort of fighting related thing before?

Lesnar and Yoel both wrestled since they were young didn't they?
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>>64284245

DC started training MMA at 30, but Olympic wrestling background yada yada.
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>>64284247
He'd have to fight a minimum 4 times a year, and he hasn't done that since he started in the UFC. He blows his knee out again and needs a year for rehab, that's two divisions on hold.
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>>64284289
Brendan Schaub
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>>64284263
>>64284266
>>64284277

Well it's not like all these people just woke up one day and decided to start learning how to fight. They already had a good base (wrestling is the best base btw)
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>>64284285
>Conor vs. Duffy

Duffy won't be able to keep momentum. The match (on paper) will be lopsided. I'm bretty sure Poirer will get the W.
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>>64284245

cuckhold smoked weed for the first 25 years of his life
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>>64283715
>one of the hardest punchers in the division (okay okay, in the entire UFC)
>okay okay, in the entire UFC
>entire UFC

my sides
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>>64284310

>I'm bretty sure Poirier will get the W

You are wrong. Duffy outclasses him everywhere.
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>>64284318
Pound for pound, he's #3 behind John Dodson and Doo Ho Choi, but he's not wrong. McGregor is a huge Featherweight with bricks in his fists, and he knows it.
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>>64284318
sports science proved that his left hand hits harder than Rumble's right
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>>64284325
Its possible. We'll see.
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>>64284311

He's been training for 8 years though and he's only 31, homie.
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>>64284294
>what are interim belts and the elevation of title eliminators
>what is UFC not caring because they make a shitton of money
>what is belts being "held up" anyways (See: Velasquez, Cain)
Seriously there's a very good chance of Conor moving up and not vacating the belt, besides it'd be a unique concept to deal with.
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>>64284325
Poirier looked good against Yancy though
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>>64284331
>with bricks in his fists
Protip: they're cinder blocks
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>>64284311

This is false. He wrestled in high school and is a black belt in BJJ, that's why he's so good on the ground. All before he started doing MMA.
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>>64283774
I think it's because he's so roided/PED'd it's only a matter of time until he's banned, so make fun of him while you can sort of thing.

And his dad is his PEDs dealer, so it's a unique and weird situation.

Imagine a father willingly contributing to his son's heart disease.

It boggles the mind.
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>>64284245
OSP started at 25 I think.
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>>64284310

Duffy is massive at 155 and his BJJ is top notch. The DuffGOAT is real, Dustin is fucked.
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>>64284340
They don't want any more interim champions than they can spare, and interim championship fights don't sell as well as the real thing. The UFC want to control their divisions and fighters, and make money. Cain held up a division slow to produce talent and contenders. Lightweight is the most talent-stacked and quickly moving division in the company.
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>>64284159
It's really a shame.
A big (for the division) guy like Conor dominates to a great degree because of weight cut. It's stupid.
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>>64284346

So did Jim Miller.
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/Heem/ what rematch would make more money?
GSP vs Hendricks, or Aldo vs Mcgregor?Which one would you prefer?
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>>64284375
but Dustin has a good d'arce
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>>64284245
Romero
Bork
Couture
DC

JDS didn't take his first boxing lesson until he was in his early twenties so kinda late given the norm.
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>>64284378
Oh well let's see what they end up doing, making money hand over fist or not doing so.
Hmm, I wonder what they'll choose.
Dumb cunt.
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>>64284311
is that why he's so...sort of...dumb?
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>>64284416
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>>64284424
Nigga he's just dumb. If he were smart he wouldn't be a fucking cage fighter for a living.
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>>64284418
It's not like he's going to make them twice as much money as he is now by being a two division champion, he's not going to fight twice as much and he's not getting twice as popular. The pay-off isn't worth it for them. He'll kick and moan and bitch, but the belts are theirs to give, not his to own.
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>>64284428

>Herb Dean still let it go on

If someone gets dropped like that, the fight is over.
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>>64284428
It will never get old
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>>64284429
at least he's smart enough to not train with jabronis
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>>64284353

his black belt is from 10th planet, he just sat around with eddie bravo all day and smoked weed
>>
Do you think there will ever be a massive class action lawsuit against the UFC in regards to fighter concussions?
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>>64284450

If you want to keep believing that then go ahead.
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>>64284406
>make more money
Aldo vs McGregor
>for me
Hendricks vs GSP.

I don't think Aldo or Ronda deserve rematches. They got knocked out. Clean business. No controversy or calls for a rematch like Lyoto/Shogun 1, BJ/Frankie 1. I'd like to see how GSP/Hendricks would go down now that Hendricks can't make weight anymore since the IV ban and enhanced drug testing has come into play and his power mysteriously disappeared.
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>>64284331
kek
now we have a "pound for pound" hardest hitter thing?
Come on.
Conor hits hard for a little guy but he's not even close to the big fellows.
You're either "one of the hardest hitters in all the UFC" or not.
And Conor is certainly not.
If you mean he's one of the hardest hitters among small men, just say so.

>>64284334
your link doesn't work
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>>64284462
nah, independent contractor clauses and all that BS saving them compared to NFL
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>>64284375

Conor is going to build all this up just to have it taken away by Duffy.

>will you be a witness
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>>64284464

why do you think his bjj is so basic that he couldn't even submit weidman when he had him rocked

he just held on hoping weidman would let him submit him
>>
>>64284446
He was told to give her time to recover at all costs, give him a break.

Dana and Lorenzo are hoping that Ronda gets rocked by a head kick, stumbles around dazed, and hits a flying armbar on Holly as she comes in for the finish, right?
>>
>>64283710
Mister Finland and that "Hot Chocolate" guy from the Paige and Sage card.
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>>64284484

He has the 2nd most submission wins in the division but keep on memeing.
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>>64284450

>casual as fuck
>found le chris fan

How butthurt are you? I told you he was outclassed before the fight but you're dumbass wouldn't listen. Bet you thought Ronda would win too, huh?
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>>64284497
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>>64284518

Oh so you're just a trolling retard
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>>64284518
#jointheteam
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>>64282910
>Fronkie
>Not Toiming and Speed

His takedowns are absurdly well timed familia
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>>64284406
>GSP vs Hendricks, or Aldo vs Mcgregor?

No one likes Hendriks, but GSP is a massive draw.
Aldo-McGoober is more recent and both fighters have sizeable fanbases.
Tough choice.
Either one would be good, but GSP-McGoober would be huge, though Conor is too smart to agree to that fight.
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>>64284535
lol we're ganging up on him

>>64284484
Rockhold has the best BJJ in the division
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>>64284428
Early stoppage.

Dammit Herb.
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>>64283508
It's gonna be so fun.
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>>64284484
>that he couldn't even submit weidman

For someone with "basic bjj" he sure transitioned to full mount pretty fast before he started raining down punches.
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>>64284553
>Rockhold has the best BJJ in the division
>division contains Jacare
top kek
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>>64284477
>independent contractor clauses
won't mean shit.
the lawsuits are going to destroy the UFC, they're no NFL.
enjoy the destruction whilst ye can, lads.
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>>64284553
>>64284539
>>64284535

agree to disagree then
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>>64284545
>though Conor is too smart to agree to that fight.

He likes money, though. He really really likes money.
>>
Joe Rogan posting damage control on facebook.

Excerpt:
>Aldo is on my short list of all time favorite fighters, along with Wanderlei Silva, Anderson Silva, GSP, Mighty Mouse, and Fedor.
>>
Rockhold got bored one day and decided he would become Middleweight champ. True story.
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>>64284566
Jacare couldn't submit Rockhold
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>>64284585

Is that the exact excerpt? Did he leave out Ronda?The once in ever athlete?
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>>64284584
It would be amusing to see GSP tune him up over 5 rounds.
And, ultimately, good for Conor's ego and development as a fighter and a human.
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>>64284593
Maia couldn't submit Nelson
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>>64284595
Ronda has her own list kinda like McGregor gets his own press conference

And she's not on the list, per se, she's the title. Kinda like how Conor doesn't sit at the conference, but he stands at the podium.
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>>64284602
Nelson couldn't submit Rick Story
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>>64284607
that happened for unusual reasons, it wasn't so Conor could be showcased

pretty sure it was Conor's decision to stand at the podium
doubt it went over well with the brass
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>>64284602
Rockhold beat Jacare

>tfw you remember Maia punched Gunni 193 times
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>>64284609
damn...
>>
Pettis has some impressive BJJ feathers in his cap for being known mostly for flashy kicks

Handed Gil his first sub loss ever
Handed Bendo his first sub loss since he was new to the sport
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>>64284629
>>64284629
>>64284629
>>64284629
fresh bread
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>>64284621

It was 100% so he could he showcased, and I bet the brass loved that he did that
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>>64284622
Jacare got HOBBED
He has the best BJJ in MMA and I don't know why you're making this argument
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>>64284622

>two judges scored the rounds 30-25
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>>64284635
>He has the best BJJ in MMA and I don't know why you're making this argument

Obviously he does.

And I originally made it with the aussie to heem him
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>>64280769
My sides m8. Post of the year
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>>64281667
he looks a bit like phil galfond here
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>>64280321
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>>64280610

Fucking hell, you complete fucking man child. No wonder you're a virgin.
>>
shit sport
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>>64280422

I agree except for
>Fighter of the Year

I think RDA's wins over Cerrone, Diaz, Bendo and Pettis makes him as a better contender. He basically ran through the shark tank and outclassed them all.

McGee got a good punch in but it wasn't indicative of how good he really is. Could've easily been a double KO had Aldo landed on the chin.
>>
>>64280668


It's a lovely dish made of Weidman tears and Longo salt. Comes with a side of Serra regret.
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>>64280793
>Post Welterweights that could beat him
Pretty much all of them unless you throw him into a title fight and really want Robbie to kill him.
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>>64280887

Anyone else noticed that Thatch was easily outmuscling Bendo during clinches and easily slammed him back to the ground?

I like Bendo but he's clearly in a favorable matchup since Thatch can't grapple for shit.

If you ask Thatch what a Kimura is he'd probably order it with noodles.
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>>64281189

>Who Gasses first????

Find out in this exciting grinding match up, this saturday!
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