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hey op just wanted to say i liked your thread
thanks mr. OP
1st for Claudia
You've been kidnapped on your stag night, as the bag over your head is removed you hear SURPRIIIISSEEE!! and see this
what do?
>>64303343
Thanks Jon
First of all I'd like to thank new zealand for posting this thread and that I'm blessed to meme in such a thread
There's nothing worse than when Joe Rogan tries to pronounce hispanic names with accents instead of just saying the fucking name.
>tfw i'm an Aldo fan
>>64306974
If you were actually a fight fan, you would live in the United States tbqh.
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY REPUTATION!
Mandrama is not a sport
Fuck off, faggots
>>64307022
Your mum is though
>>64306995
ask luke how he became so articulate
>News: yahoo.com
>someone uses my meme
feels good
>>64307022
I could be in Vienna in 3 hours, you still there pussy?
>>64306999
What happened to their teeth?
Someone call maintenance, the synths are malfunctioning again
>this man is a look-see-do fighter
>>64307031
>Expressing oneself easily in clear and effective language
'no'
>>64307037
You tell 'im Slobodan, I'll corner you, just lemme book these airplane tickets
>>64307013
Do you think they'll bother putting him on the main card at least?
>you'll never live in commiefornia
>you'll never watch heems with phil
why even live
>>64307069
conor sent him back to the prelims lad
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER!
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/video-nate-diaz-opponent-michael-johnson-had-a-pre-weigh-in-dustup-1
>>64307071
You're such a kuck
>>64307013
>tfw Aldo fan and Vasco da Gama supporter
>>64307071
>wanting to live in an overpopulated, overtaxed 40 degree FAHRENHEIT shit hole
WOLF TICKETS
https://www.instagram.com/p/_cEJdAr1Un/
>tfw your bro casually asks "you go on 4chan don't you?"
I don't even mention this shit to anyone how does he know lads
>>64307090
The piss jugs probably gave it away
>>64307090
Tell him to fuck off before you delete his chin from existence
>>64303343
What is the pathological problem with people who make awful OPs on purpose? Like yall know there's a hundred other people people who'll actually put in effort, but you're so desperate for validation by strangers on an irrelevant board you'll shit one out anyway
>>64307071
Californication
>>64307090
>hanging out with people who post on 4chan
m8, he's probably fucked in the head, avoid him at all costs
>>64307114
Hello Reddit
>>64307114
the OP was made 9 hours ago to be honest
>>64307071
iktfb
>>64307103
>>64307114
I agree with you brother.
Ok seriously can the next thread just be /mma/? this shit is seriously autistic. everytime i wanna find this thread i cringe as type out HEEM. its gives us zero credibility. if a new user wants to find an mma thread they damn sure arent gonna search HEEM. other boards probably laugh at us for christs sake
>>64307077
W O L F T I C K E T S
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>>64307090
>tfw this absolute scum bucket I work with who has dirty finger nails and bed hair tried saying I was dangerous to my boss because I was in a /wsg/ thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/mma/wiki/rules
someone actually typed that up and enforces it
>>64307071
I don't want to live in a country that would willingly accept people like me as citizens tbqph.
>mfw
>>64307135
Who will be the first fighter to beat Dana's ass for ripping them off a la Don King?
>>64307155
Do reddit mods get paid?
>>64307142
>wanting credibility on 4chan
the fewer people in this thread the better
>>64307155
The interesting thing is there are forums that allow you to post anything that isn't literally illegal, but practically no one uses them.
>>64307151
wtf
>>64307170
Yes. Likely a pittance, but they get compensated for their work.
>>64307176
my two theories that he's either the kind of person who thinks like this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxFgRk4u9M
or that he's someone who goes on /r9k/ and wants to be the only edgemeister in the company
>>64307173
apparently some people are triggered by seeing candydoll models with their mixed martial arts discussion
>>64307142
How many words are in your pasta document?
>>64307142
>if a new user wants to find an mma thread they damn sure aren't gonna search HEEM
Makes you think, doesn't it?
>>64307208
Buddy, you must be new. I run things around here. I'm the only American poster and somewhat of a hero to all of these lesser flags. Keep your chin tucked, a cup on, and never leave your eyes exposed and you'll make it out of here alive.
Also, consider this a warning. Try stepping on my turf again and there will be consequences.
>>64307208
I still don't understand how people unironically report posts.
>>64307208
Are you impersonating a Moderator? Bannable offence you know. Delete this before you get deleted yourself m8
>>64307230
I reporst posts for free
>>64307230
i ironically report posts so that people get unironically banned.
>>64307230
I report lowtest irishbunda posters
are you the bastard that reports bundaposting
>>64307257
>>64307267
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-zpvTH1VvM
do you guys think that the new slim econoreem could beat JDS
>>64307142
I don't even know what heem stands for but I never really cared
>>64307327
It's copypasta, m8
>>64307298
I'm not betting on reem until I see his undisclosed diet of horsemeat per day during the build up to this fight
>>64307344
look at his skinny neck, his neck used to be twice as thick
he lost a lot of mass since USADA, probally cut back on the horsemeat way more than he used to
I'm forever indebted to /heem/, because I found r/mma through this board. Thanks guys
>>64307351
Futurebro here, Overeem wins via viscous heem
>>64307395
RDA or Cerrone? Planning on betting the farm
>>64307423
What kind of farm so you have?
>tfw you really want Cerrone to win the belt but it will never happen
>>64307395
>Overeem wins
You almost had credibility.
>>64307446
>he thinks JDS is going to even throw one punch
>>64307437
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE SHOT BRO
he broke john's jaw last fight!
>>64307461
>JDS is a shot fighter, he's done mentally
>Overeem isn't
Great logic, Nigel. JDS is a fucking destroyer of men.
>>64307465
unfortunately RDA is going to smother him
>>64307476
>destroyer of men
>has only beaten cans or pillowfists
>>64307488
Here's your (You)
>>64307500
I thought that was my (You) at first.
TJ or Cruz?
>>64307142
>trying to imagine how if would be in /mma/ before and after Goober and Ronda fites
>>64307521
>post boxing pics
>everyone he posts is old now
pottery
also TJ
>>64307521
snek
>>64307521
Cruz will finish him via unanimous decision.
>>64307535
>everyone he posts is old now
cmon now
>>64307521
Cruz is going to meme all over his imitator.
>Diaz says RDA vs Cowboy card is better than 194
what does he mean lads?
>>64307521
Cruz, handily.
>>64307563
hes just trying to get that red panty night
>>64307521
Cruz via knees.
>>64307375
>black "people"
>>64307521
i fucking hate smug cruz
>>64307588
>Irish "people"
>>64307610
i sincerely hope he dies
post yfw Cerrone heems RDA via head kick
Who is ready for a weekend of heems and memes?
http://youtu.be/KqgiOu75Ts8
>leave the handsome man and anime to me
>people actually think cruz is good
>people actually think cruz is good after 2 acl tears
i think youre all gonna be surprised
>>64307620
oh damn you sure got him Carlos
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/check-out-ufc-prospect-sage-northcutt-in-a-2011-star-wars-commercial
>not igniting the fight
>>64307691
I REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL
AY USA
WHA HAPPEN
Do you think vaccinations can ruin your body? Does Faber have a point?
>>64307731
WHA HABBEN
USA
>>64307664
Did you watch Holly's Q&A? You guys are the niggers of Europe.
SCHAUBCAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0iXgnkIes
>"Honestly I would be 6ft at least right now if my dad never vaccinated me as a kid" ~Uriah faber
Jesus christ I'm keking right now
>>64307754
i actually enjoyed that q and a
>>64307746
>>64307731
The Federal Reserve Act of 1913
The 13th Amendment
The Military Defense Authorization Act
...what was Yoel referring to?
>>64307768
>>64307655
>thinking TJ is good
>lost to assuanwho and dodson
>beat barao and had a hard time vs joe fucking soto
I got vaccinations as a child and now I'm on 4chan.
>>64307768
Well the vaccines certainly gave him somw mild form of autism
>>64307754
This was a great Q&A. They came out for this DOG SHIT card too. They deserved UFC 194 more than the USA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GUqTbPaJ24
>>64307029
wrong way no leaf canada BTFO
>>64307768
Will they ever learn?
https://www.instagram.com/p/_cEJdAr1Un/
NATE DIAZ AND MICHAEL JOHNSON SCUFFLE IN LOBBY.
A SCUFFLE!@
>>64307768
i just got offered a volunteer position at a hospital but they require me to get a flu shot. for free.
>>64307754
you mean fun? People who spend thousands to go to Vegas aren't going to be introverted little aspies like you
>>64307817
bet the house on nate
>>64307817
>>64307793
>jaw like Pat Tillman
>feminine
>>64307817
The weigh ins will be beyooooond imaginayshun
>>64307829
They were whitetrash as fuck. Probably spent 2 months salary on that
>>64307077
which match is this? sry casual here
>>64307817
was nick there?
>>64307841
why did he do this
>>64307817
Jesus I thought the other nate brother was fighting, didn't he get popped for peds despite being built like a 4chan poster
>>64307806
that had good banter and questions
>>64307855
Gray Maynard vs Nate Diaz
>>64307858
You can see him in the video, dummy.
>>64307855
Nate Diaz vs Gray Maynard
Absolute beatdown.
>>64307853
fuck off Sweden any man who isn't a feminist cuck intimidates your kind. Come back when
you have any decent fighters in the UFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJQGbLjTCI
>>64307788
>64307788
>Pretending Neo-TJ with Bang isn't an absolute MUUUNSTER compared to his former self.
Cruzfags are real desperate, aren't they?
>>64307874
sheeeit I forgot about that. He went from almost winning the belt to decision to irrelevance, probably quit mma
>>64307872
Oh really? Where? Because this is not him.
>>64307867
yeah mate the other nate brother got caught injecting horse meat into his eye balls
>>64307885
i love how far being tough can take you in our fake sport
>people think Cruz is good
>people think he was actually ever good
Well let's see
>Charlie Valencia
Who?
>click on wiki
>5'3
Wow Dominick way to go. Wonder how hard that fight was.
>Ian McCall
>actual cuck
>5'4
>Benavidez
>5'3
Another fucking manlet. Megan is taller than him.
>Brian Bowles
>meth addict
I'll give you this one. Good win.
>Young guns
>good
>ever
>Mighty Mouse
Oh yeah. It's a very hard fight when you have about 7 inches and 20 pounds on your opponent.
>Takeya
Good win. Great at LNP
His best win is over Faber. He's gonna get rekt.
>>64307894
The dude in the black hat
>>64307885
MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
>>64307882
>gus isnt a decent fighter
cmon now
Aldo should hire the Diaz brothers for bantz when he fights McGregor again.
Since there are so many casuals in /heem/ the last few weeks, let's recommend them good but rather unknown fights. I start:
Erick Silva vs. Matt Brown
>tfw spent £6 on 2 litres of coconut water
tastes nice but not worth it imo
>>64307904
MMA noob detected. It's not about who you fought, it's about the skills you displayed while fighting them.
>>64307916
Is it pure coconut water?
i wish tj had more power i want to see cruz flatlined
>>64307916
Is it made with Thai coconuts?
>>64307904
Oh shit your right. Its gonna be aldo but worse with some grandfathered in wec champ with wins over literal whos and ring rust
>>64307899
What?
NO FOR GAY JESUS
>>64307934
same
>>64307904
Why do casuals who don't train anything not only think that height is important in fights but also think it's a deciding factor? Even a base knowledge of martial arts will tell you differently
>>64307993
height IS important though lol, probably not important enough to be a deciding factor but it's important
>>64307936
>>64307925
don't know if they are lying to me or not pham but that's what it says
>>64307921
Rousey became famous because she fought retarded women that couldn't even defend against an arm bar. The only contender cruz has fought was faber who he's 1-1 with
>>64308000
>but it's important
It isn't if you don't know what to do with it
>>64307993
Don't you have to go see your parole officer jones
>>64307993
>manlets actually believe this
>>64308013
that goes for everything so what you said is irrelevant
>>64308013
>>64307993
height/reach is important as shit
Just got back from the swimming pool, worked on my cardio and mewment.
I feel zen now.
>>64308037
No one cares fagget
>>64308051
I care.
>>64307882
You don't have any decent fighterS either
NYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
TELL THAT BITCH IM COMING
TELL HIM IM COMING
>>64308074
>>64308051
I care.
>>64308093
is there any chance of an all american sweep?
>>64308093
Fighters is a plural word, anon. Other than McGoobs there are no decent Irish fighters.
>>64308114
>Joe Duffy
>>64308114
He's ethnically Scottish.
>>64308110
not at Heavyweight
>>64308093
>4 English champions
we've really stepped our game up lately it's nice to see
>>64308123
I stand corrected then. Ireland has no decent fighter(s).
England's own Connor McGregor and Joseph Duffy
>>64308121
Who is trash tier, he lost on TUF to a nobodie
>>64308093
I can't wait until Jones gets his title back. I cringe every time I see Cormier listed as champ.
>>64308133
>Michael Bisping
>>64308152
>>64308165
ayy
>>64308165
Oddly appropriate.
>>64308184
Didn't some alternates fight before them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhdbjjhnM0
/KAROLINA/
>>64307904
but Dillasnek is a manlet and has a worse resumé than Cruz
he hasn't even beat Faber
>>64308184
If you were that fat man /heem/, what would your gameplan be?
>>64308133
>>64308144
Arthur Wellesley ireland's finest and saviour of the english from the french
>>64308205
float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
>>64308205
who on a /dryspell/ here
>>64308205
atomic buttdrop
>>64308205
>that fat man
You repugnant casual.
>>64308231
What kind of dry spell
Can England's Own Alistair Overeem win the title? Did Conor usher in a new era of British supremacy?
>>64308126
or strawweight
>>64307155
>no memes
i'm out lads
Reach is important, but height means nothing (if anything, it's a disadvantage on the ground)
>>64308093
Why is america so goat at all sports?
>>64308258
He'd have to out-Stipe JDS and I just don't see his chin being up for it.
Who /jaideep/ here
>>64308274
suicide when?
>>64308319
>Sweden
>picking a shitskin
Color me surprised
>>64308331
its probably the swede who hates fedor desu
I'm 208cm / 6'10'', amateur kickboxer. Could I beat UFC manlets?
>>64308350
Why would anyone hate Fedor?
Oh, welp.
>Nieky
He almost heem'd Michael Johnson. Also when he was doing pads with Veetor, he looked slick a fuuaack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pHBDE4G6wI
>>64308359
>arm hair
/high test/
>mfw I look at the Aldo memes
I still love you Jose
>>64308359
You could probably become flyweight champion.
>>64308350
>>64308331
I don't hate Fedor, I just think it's hilarious and tragic that Fedor's been reduced to fighting a literally who who hasn't won a fight in three years
Other than Kron Gracie all the other fights are complete shitshows, and even he's fighting a literally who who has never fought in MMA before
All in all, this is going to be a terrible, but hilarious time
>>64308368
>>64308350
Im the swede who "hates" fedor but I would never pick jaideep over him, I don't hate Fedor tho just the people who think he is the goat
>>64308368
if thats the video I'm thinking off I'm pretty sure he rocked him and Johnson went to the canvas after the video cut. Bit sad that Nieky never trained any grappling, he would easily be the best kickboxer in mma.
He wanted to try boxing for the money but I doubt he would have much success desu
>>64307155
>Do not - Post threads/comments with personal attacks, fanbase attacks, insults, slurs, hostile, uncivil, disruptive, bigoted, xenophobic, sexist, race bait or flame bait will be removed. This is a discussion forum so keep it civil.
Okay there goes 95 percent of /heem/ fun. Threatening other posters is a highlight of heem.
>Jokes are often worth a laugh, but also often distract from actual discussion, so try to use them sparingly.
Disgusting.
>No memes. No rage comics. Memes are not just limited to stock photos with overlaid text. They can also include humorous images, Photoshops, repetitive jokes, etc. Please post them in /r/mmamemes.
>no leave him to me sir
>no Schaub
>no THAT'S MY BOY!
>no I could heem everyone here
>no fucking illegal
>no Dana shoops
>no Pepes
I wanna try out r/mma someday. But it seems kind of boring. Here you get blogs about "my girlfriends son wants to learn MMA", some bunda.
>>64308393
>I don't hate Fedor tho just the people who think he is the goat
He's Top 5 and if you don't think that you're basically worthless
>>64308390
There's no way I could cut down to flyweight.
>tfw joanna will never spread them for you
>>64308410
You're allowed to meme and heem all you want but you just can't do it as a post.
>>64308435
Well you asked if you could beat manlets, if they allowed you to fight flyweight you'd get the belt.
>>64308410
nice blog
>>64308231
Here. This same time last year I had a girl, a sidechick, and prospects of fucking other girls. Fast forward one year and I haven't gotten laid in months.
>MMAjunkie picks
>all pick MJ
>
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/ufc-on-fox-17-staff-picks-which-staffer-and-mmajunkie-reader-will-be-2015-champ
>>64308391
He was the GOAT, and will go down as one of the GOATs. People here idolize the shit out of him and claim that he could KO Cain/JDS, sub Werdum etc, but I don't attribute that to him. Its not his fault he is popular with the peasant folk.
>>64308397
Thats the one. I wanted to se MJ going down. Nieky lit him the fuck up. I wonder why van Rosmalen never decided to go into MMA, he has a MMA/judo background and his striking is slick.
>>64308266
kek based Mitrione pretending to be out
remember all his shenanigans on tuf
>>64308442
Lewd as shit
>>64308473
Which UFC division does that female fighter compete in?
>>64308451
Thanks. I'm make regular posts on r/heem a new subreddit I started. As well as the UG, Sherdog and Fight Fan Forums.
>>64308483
possibly a fan of the UFC? Who knows
Reminder that there has been a title change in every division except in the manlet divisions.
>>64307155
>>64307155
I go there for webms sometimes and find it hilarious that like 4 days after the fact they still have some weird ass spoiler rule.
>>64308483
11 year old division. Particle weight.
>>64308450
Nah, to fight for the belt you have to be in that weight class.
You can fight someone smaller than you in an openweight fight or in the gym etc.
If I decide to heem every here 100 times, I'll heem every here 100 times
>>64308504
>every here
>>64308504
>every here
>>64308510
>>64308514
>people who can't even meme right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33Bb59M9-0
>>64308510
sorry my friends. >.< you must be used to the no meme rule :(
but no worries :p I can direct you back to where you need to go!! :D
https://www.reddit.com/r/mma
>>64308500
I know dude lol, I'm just saying, IF they allowed you, you'd rek all of them with that height. Doesn't matter how long they have been training for.
>>64308510
>>64308514
>>64308504
>every here
>Britstanis education
>>64308531
>Muh height
Seriously just leave Mahmoud
>>64308538
>An American saying anything about education
loving every larff
>>64308538
>retarded newfags
>americans
top kek what the fuck is Edgar doing?
>>64308538
Normans GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
