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hey op just wanted to say i liked your thread
thanks mr. OP
1st for Claudia
You've been kidnapped on your stag night, as the bag over your head is removed you hear SURPRIIIISSEEE!! and see this
what do?
>>64303343
Thanks Jon
First of all I'd like to thank new zealand for posting this thread and that I'm blessed to meme in such a thread
There's nothing worse than when Joe Rogan tries to pronounce hispanic names with accents instead of just saying the fucking name.
>tfw i'm an Aldo fan
>>64306974
If you were actually a fight fan, you would live in the United States tbqh.
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY REPUTATION!
Mandrama is not a sport
Fuck off, faggots
>>64307022
Your mum is though
>>64306995
ask luke how he became so articulate
>News: yahoo.com
>someone uses my meme
feels good
>>64307022
I could be in Vienna in 3 hours, you still there pussy?
>>64306999
What happened to their teeth?
Someone call maintenance, the synths are malfunctioning again
>this man is a look-see-do fighter
>>64307031
>Expressing oneself easily in clear and effective language
'no'
>>64307037
You tell 'im Slobodan, I'll corner you, just lemme book these airplane tickets
>>64307013
Do you think they'll bother putting him on the main card at least?
>you'll never live in commiefornia
>you'll never watch heems with phil
why even live
>>64307069
conor sent him back to the prelims lad
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER!
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/video-nate-diaz-opponent-michael-johnson-had-a-pre-weigh-in-dustup-1
>>64307071
You're such a kuck
>>64307013
>tfw Aldo fan and Vasco da Gama supporter
>>64307071
>wanting to live in an overpopulated, overtaxed 40 degree FAHRENHEIT shit hole
WOLF TICKETS
https://www.instagram.com/p/_cEJdAr1Un/
>tfw your bro casually asks "you go on 4chan don't you?"
I don't even mention this shit to anyone how does he know lads
>>64307090
The piss jugs probably gave it away
>>64307090
Tell him to fuck off before you delete his chin from existence
>>64303343
What is the pathological problem with people who make awful OPs on purpose? Like yall know there's a hundred other people people who'll actually put in effort, but you're so desperate for validation by strangers on an irrelevant board you'll shit one out anyway
>>64307071
Californication
>>64307090
>hanging out with people who post on 4chan
m8, he's probably fucked in the head, avoid him at all costs
>>64307114
Hello Reddit
>>64307114
the OP was made 9 hours ago to be honest
>>64307114
I agree with you brother.
Ok seriously can the next thread just be /mma/? this shit is seriously autistic. everytime i wanna find this thread i cringe as type out HEEM. its gives us zero credibility. if a new user wants to find an mma thread they damn sure arent gonna search HEEM. other boards probably laugh at us for christs sake
>>64307077
W O L F T I C K E T S
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>>64307090
>tfw this absolute scum bucket I work with who has dirty finger nails and bed hair tried saying I was dangerous to my boss because I was in a /wsg/ thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/mma/wiki/rules
someone actually typed that up and enforces it
>>64307071
I don't want to live in a country that would willingly accept people like me as citizens tbqph.
>mfw
>>64307135
Who will be the first fighter to beat Dana's ass for ripping them off a la Don King?
>>64307155
Do reddit mods get paid?
>>64307142
>wanting credibility on 4chan
the fewer people in this thread the better
>>64307155
The interesting thing is there are forums that allow you to post anything that isn't literally illegal, but practically no one uses them.
>>64307151
wtf
>>64307170
Yes. Likely a pittance, but they get compensated for their work.
>>64307176
my two theories that he's either the kind of person who thinks like this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxFgRk4u9M
or that he's someone who goes on /r9k/ and wants to be the only edgemeister in the company
>>64307173
apparently some people are triggered by seeing candydoll models with their mixed martial arts discussion
>>64307142
How many words are in your pasta document?
>>64307142
>if a new user wants to find an mma thread they damn sure aren't gonna search HEEM
Makes you think, doesn't it?
>>64307208
Buddy, you must be new. I run things around here. I'm the only American poster and somewhat of a hero to all of these lesser flags. Keep your chin tucked, a cup on, and never leave your eyes exposed and you'll make it out of here alive.
Also, consider this a warning. Try stepping on my turf again and there will be consequences.
>>64307208
I still don't understand how people unironically report posts.
>>64307208
Are you impersonating a Moderator? Bannable offence you know. Delete this before you get deleted yourself m8
>>64307230
I reporst posts for free
>>64307230
i ironically report posts so that people get unironically banned.
>>64307230
I report lowtest irishbunda posters
are you the bastard that reports bundaposting
>>64307257
>>64307267
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-zpvTH1VvM
do you guys think that the new slim econoreem could beat JDS
>>64307142
I don't even know what heem stands for but I never really cared
>>64307327
It's copypasta, m8
>>64307298
I'm not betting on reem until I see his undisclosed diet of horsemeat per day during the build up to this fight
>>64307344
look at his skinny neck, his neck used to be twice as thick
he lost a lot of mass since USADA, probally cut back on the horsemeat way more than he used to
I'm forever indebted to /heem/, because I found r/mma through this board. Thanks guys
Futurebro here, Overeem wins via viscous heem
>>64307395
RDA or Cerrone? Planning on betting the farm
>>64307423
What kind of farm so you have?
>tfw you really want Cerrone to win the belt but it will never happen
>>64307395
>Overeem wins
You almost had credibility.
>>64307446
>he thinks JDS is going to even throw one punch
>>64307437
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE SHOT BRO
he broke john's jaw last fight!
>>64307461
>JDS is a shot fighter, he's done mentally
>Overeem isn't
Great logic, Nigel. JDS is a fucking destroyer of men.
>>64307465
unfortunately RDA is going to smother him
>>64307476
>destroyer of men
>has only beaten cans or pillowfists
>>64307488
Here's your (You)
>>64307500
I thought that was my (You) at first.
TJ or Cruz?
>>64307142
>trying to imagine how if would be in /mma/ before and after Goober and Ronda fites
>>64307521
>post boxing pics
>everyone he posts is old now
pottery
also TJ
>>64307521
snek
>>64307521
Cruz will finish him via unanimous decision.
>>64307535
>everyone he posts is old now
cmon now
>>64307521
Cruz is going to meme all over his imitator.
>Diaz says RDA vs Cowboy card is better than 194
what does he mean lads?
>>64307521
Cruz, handily.
>>64307563
hes just trying to get that red panty night
>>64307521
Cruz via knees.
>>64307375
>black "people"
>>64307521
i fucking hate smug cruz
>>64307588
>Irish "people"
>>64307610
i sincerely hope he dies
post yfw Cerrone heems RDA via head kick
Who is ready for a weekend of heems and memes?
http://youtu.be/KqgiOu75Ts8
>leave the handsome man and anime to me
>people actually think cruz is good
>people actually think cruz is good after 2 acl tears
i think youre all gonna be surprised
>>64307620
oh damn you sure got him Carlos
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/check-out-ufc-prospect-sage-northcutt-in-a-2011-star-wars-commercial
>not igniting the fight
>>64307691
I REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL
AY USA
WHA HAPPEN
Do you think vaccinations can ruin your body? Does Faber have a point?
>>64307731
WHA HABBEN
USA
>>64307664
Did you watch Holly's Q&A? You guys are the niggers of Europe.
SCHAUBCAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0iXgnkIes
>"Honestly I would be 6ft at least right now if my dad never vaccinated me as a kid" ~Uriah faber
Jesus christ I'm keking right now
>>64307754
i actually enjoyed that q and a
>>64307746
>>64307731
The Federal Reserve Act of 1913
The 13th Amendment
The Military Defense Authorization Act
...what was Yoel referring to?
>>64307655
>thinking TJ is good
>lost to assuanwho and dodson
>beat barao and had a hard time vs joe fucking soto
I got vaccinations as a child and now I'm on 4chan.
>>64307768
Well the vaccines certainly gave him somw mild form of autism
>>64307754
This was a great Q&A. They came out for this DOG SHIT card too. They deserved UFC 194 more than the USA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GUqTbPaJ24
>>64307029
wrong way no leaf canada BTFO
>>64307768
Will they ever learn?
https://www.instagram.com/p/_cEJdAr1Un/
NATE DIAZ AND MICHAEL JOHNSON SCUFFLE IN LOBBY.
A SCUFFLE!@
>>64307768
i just got offered a volunteer position at a hospital but they require me to get a flu shot. for free.
>>64307754
you mean fun? People who spend thousands to go to Vegas aren't going to be introverted little aspies like you
>>64307817
bet the house on nate
>>64307793
>jaw like Pat Tillman
>feminine
>>64307817
The weigh ins will be beyooooond imaginayshun
>>64307829
They were whitetrash as fuck. Probably spent 2 months salary on that
>>64307077
which match is this? sry casual here
>>64307817
was nick there?
>>64307841
why did he do this
>>64307817
Jesus I thought the other nate brother was fighting, didn't he get popped for peds despite being built like a 4chan poster
>>64307806
that had good banter and questions
>>64307855
Gray Maynard vs Nate Diaz
>>64307858
You can see him in the video, dummy.
>>64307855
Nate Diaz vs Gray Maynard
Absolute beatdown.
>>64307853
fuck off Sweden any man who isn't a feminist cuck intimidates your kind. Come back when
you have any decent fighters in the UFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJQGbLjTCI
>>64307788
>64307788
>Pretending Neo-TJ with Bang isn't an absolute MUUUNSTER compared to his former self.
Cruzfags are real desperate, aren't they?
>>64307874
sheeeit I forgot about that. He went from almost winning the belt to decision to irrelevance, probably quit mma
>>64307872
Oh really? Where? Because this is not him.
>>64307867
yeah mate the other nate brother got caught injecting horse meat into his eye balls
>>64307885
i love how far being tough can take you in our fake sport
>people think Cruz is good
>people think he was actually ever good
Well let's see
>Charlie Valencia
Who?
>click on wiki
>5'3
Wow Dominick way to go. Wonder how hard that fight was.
>Ian McCall
>actual cuck
>5'4
>Benavidez
>5'3
Another fucking manlet. Megan is taller than him.
>Brian Bowles
>meth addict
I'll give you this one. Good win.
>Young guns
>good
>ever
>Mighty Mouse
Oh yeah. It's a very hard fight when you have about 7 inches and 20 pounds on your opponent.
>Takeya
Good win. Great at LNP
His best win is over Faber. He's gonna get rekt.
>>64307894
The dude in the black hat
>>64307885
MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
>>64307882
>gus isnt a decent fighter
cmon now
Aldo should hire the Diaz brothers for bantz when he fights McGregor again.
Since there are so many casuals in /heem/ the last few weeks, let's recommend them good but rather unknown fights. I start:
Erick Silva vs. Matt Brown
>tfw spent £6 on 2 litres of coconut water
tastes nice but not worth it imo
>>64307904
MMA noob detected. It's not about who you fought, it's about the skills you displayed while fighting them.
>>64307916
Is it pure coconut water?
i wish tj had more power i want to see cruz flatlined
>>64307916
Is it made with Thai coconuts?
>>64307904
Oh shit your right. Its gonna be aldo but worse with some grandfathered in wec champ with wins over literal whos and ring rust
>>64307899
What?
NO FOR GAY JESUS
>>64307934
same
>>64307904
Why do casuals who don't train anything not only think that height is important in fights but also think it's a deciding factor? Even a base knowledge of martial arts will tell you differently
>>64307993
height IS important though lol, probably not important enough to be a deciding factor but it's important
>>64307936
>>64307925
don't know if they are lying to me or not pham but that's what it says
>>64307921
Rousey became famous because she fought retarded women that couldn't even defend against an arm bar. The only contender cruz has fought was faber who he's 1-1 with
>>64308000
>but it's important
It isn't if you don't know what to do with it
>>64307993
Don't you have to go see your parole officer jones
>>64307993
>manlets actually believe this
>>64308013
that goes for everything so what you said is irrelevant
>>64308013
>>64307993
height/reach is important as shit
Just got back from the swimming pool, worked on my cardio and mewment.
I feel zen now.
>>64308037
No one cares fagget
>>64308051
I care.
>>64307882
You don't have any decent fighterS either
NYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
TELL THAT BITCH IM COMING
TELL HIM IM COMING
>>64308051
I care.
>>64308093
is there any chance of an all american sweep?
>>64308093
Fighters is a plural word, anon. Other than McGoobs there are no decent Irish fighters.
>>64308114
>Joe Duffy
>>64308114
He's ethnically Scottish.
>>64308110
not at Heavyweight
>>64308093
>4 English champions
we've really stepped our game up lately it's nice to see
>>64308123
I stand corrected then. Ireland has no decent fighter(s).
England's own Connor McGregor and Joseph Duffy
>>64308121
Who is trash tier, he lost on TUF to a nobodie
>>64308093
I can't wait until Jones gets his title back. I cringe every time I see Cormier listed as champ.
>>64308133
>Michael Bisping
>>64308165
Oddly appropriate.
>>64308184
Didn't some alternates fight before them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhdbjjhnM0
/KAROLINA/
>>64307904
but Dillasnek is a manlet and has a worse resumé than Cruz
he hasn't even beat Faber
>>64308184
If you were that fat man /heem/, what would your gameplan be?
>>64308133
>>64308144
Arthur Wellesley ireland's finest and saviour of the english from the french
>>64308205
float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
who on a /dryspell/ here
>>64308205
atomic buttdrop
>>64308205
>that fat man
You repugnant casual.
>>64308231
What kind of dry spell
Can England's Own Alistair Overeem win the title? Did Conor usher in a new era of British supremacy?
>>64308126
or strawweight
>>64307155
>no memes
i'm out lads
Reach is important, but height means nothing (if anything, it's a disadvantage on the ground)
>>64308093
Why is america so goat at all sports?
>>64308258
He'd have to out-Stipe JDS and I just don't see his chin being up for it.
Who /jaideep/ here
>>64308274
suicide when?
>>64308319
>Sweden
>picking a shitskin
Color me surprised
>>64308331
its probably the swede who hates fedor desu
I'm 208cm / 6'10'', amateur kickboxer. Could I beat UFC manlets?
>>64308350
Why would anyone hate Fedor?
Oh, welp.
>Nieky
He almost heem'd Michael Johnson. Also when he was doing pads with Veetor, he looked slick a fuuaack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pHBDE4G6wI
>>64308359
>arm hair
/high test/
>mfw I look at the Aldo memes
I still love you Jose
>>64308359
You could probably become flyweight champion.
>>64308350
>>64308331
I don't hate Fedor, I just think it's hilarious and tragic that Fedor's been reduced to fighting a literally who who hasn't won a fight in three years
Other than Kron Gracie all the other fights are complete shitshows, and even he's fighting a literally who who has never fought in MMA before
All in all, this is going to be a terrible, but hilarious time
>>64308368
>>64308350
Im the swede who "hates" fedor but I would never pick jaideep over him, I don't hate Fedor tho just the people who think he is the goat
>>64308368
if thats the video I'm thinking off I'm pretty sure he rocked him and Johnson went to the canvas after the video cut. Bit sad that Nieky never trained any grappling, he would easily be the best kickboxer in mma.
He wanted to try boxing for the money but I doubt he would have much success desu
>>64307155
>Do not - Post threads/comments with personal attacks, fanbase attacks, insults, slurs, hostile, uncivil, disruptive, bigoted, xenophobic, sexist, race bait or flame bait will be removed. This is a discussion forum so keep it civil.
Okay there goes 95 percent of /heem/ fun. Threatening other posters is a highlight of heem.
>Jokes are often worth a laugh, but also often distract from actual discussion, so try to use them sparingly.
Disgusting.
>No memes. No rage comics. Memes are not just limited to stock photos with overlaid text. They can also include humorous images, Photoshops, repetitive jokes, etc. Please post them in /r/mmamemes.
>no leave him to me sir
>no Schaub
>no THAT'S MY BOY!
>no I could heem everyone here
>no fucking illegal
>no Dana shoops
>no Pepes
I wanna try out r/mma someday. But it seems kind of boring. Here you get blogs about "my girlfriends son wants to learn MMA", some bunda.
>>64308393
>I don't hate Fedor tho just the people who think he is the goat
He's Top 5 and if you don't think that you're basically worthless
>>64308390
There's no way I could cut down to flyweight.
>tfw joanna will never spread them for you
>>64308410
You're allowed to meme and heem all you want but you just can't do it as a post.
>>64308435
Well you asked if you could beat manlets, if they allowed you to fight flyweight you'd get the belt.
>>64308410
nice blog
>>64308231
Here. This same time last year I had a girl, a sidechick, and prospects of fucking other girls. Fast forward one year and I haven't gotten laid in months.
>MMAjunkie picks
>all pick MJ
>
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/ufc-on-fox-17-staff-picks-which-staffer-and-mmajunkie-reader-will-be-2015-champ
>>64308391
He was the GOAT, and will go down as one of the GOATs. People here idolize the shit out of him and claim that he could KO Cain/JDS, sub Werdum etc, but I don't attribute that to him. Its not his fault he is popular with the peasant folk.
>>64308397
Thats the one. I wanted to se MJ going down. Nieky lit him the fuck up. I wonder why van Rosmalen never decided to go into MMA, he has a MMA/judo background and his striking is slick.
>>64308266
kek based Mitrione pretending to be out
remember all his shenanigans on tuf
>>64308442
Lewd as shit
>>64308473
Which UFC division does that female fighter compete in?
>>64308451
Thanks. I'm make regular posts on r/heem a new subreddit I started. As well as the UG, Sherdog and Fight Fan Forums.
>>64308483
possibly a fan of the UFC? Who knows
Reminder that there has been a title change in every division except in the manlet divisions.
>>64307155
>>64307155
I go there for webms sometimes and find it hilarious that like 4 days after the fact they still have some weird ass spoiler rule.
>>64308483
11 year old division. Particle weight.
>>64308450
Nah, to fight for the belt you have to be in that weight class.
You can fight someone smaller than you in an openweight fight or in the gym etc.
If I decide to heem every here 100 times, I'll heem every here 100 times
>>64308504
>every here
>>64308504
>every here
>>64308510
>>64308514
>people who can't even meme right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33Bb59M9-0
>>64308510
sorry my friends. >.< you must be used to the no meme rule :(
but no worries :p I can direct you back to where you need to go!! :D
https://www.reddit.com/r/mma
>>64308500
I know dude lol, I'm just saying, IF they allowed you, you'd rek all of them with that height. Doesn't matter how long they have been training for.
>>64308504
>every here
>Britstanis education
>>64308531
>Muh height
Seriously just leave Mahmoud
>>64308538
>An American saying anything about education
loving every larff
>>64308538
>retarded newfags
>americans
top kek what the fuck is Edgar doing?
>>64308538
Normans GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64308550
>>64308551
>every here
>Yuro gays
>Using the word newfags unironically in 2015
>>64308562
he desperately wants a fight he can't have.
>>64308562
He's worried Cerrone will win and McGregor will skip FW to go fight for that belt.
>>64308533
>>64308532
>>64308530
>>64308526
>I felt when we stared down, I felt his right hand was clinching, which was a subtle tell for me. He was ready to unload that right and proclaim himself the true mememaster of /heem/ and I felt that could be a downfall for him. If he lets that accusation go, I will not be there. I simply enter the way I enter, and that is enough. They either over-extend, or they shrink away. Either way it is not good for them. I will create traps and dead space inside of /heem/ and I will either rock him into that dead space, but all of a sudden he will be in danger. He will be the one on the hook. The members become the memed on.
Wake up goofs, it's all over.
>>64308569
It's cool if you're new to /heem/, welcome, but at least lurk for a while so you bash on established maymays and look like a moron doing so
>>64308569
says the guy saying 'Yuro'
How do I download videos from MMAfighting.com lads?
>>64308582
>He thinks I'm new here
>Getting this triggered cause I reverse trolled you
>Muh memes
Hahaha Sweden you stupid faggot.
>>64308562
Big Fronk is based af. Conorfags confirmed shook
>>64308569
It's a meme you dip
>>64308599
eurofags rekt
>>64308606
>every here
>State of your IQ
>>64308562
face to face they got nothing to say
Look at dose prelims, shit.
>there are people in this thread who weren't here when Cheick posted his predictions for upcoming fights
>>64308599
>le "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme
Darn you sure got us, anon
>>64308562
RIP frankie
>>64308634
really good, early start too! Thank fucking god.
>>64308599
>>64308615
>20:03:41
>20:04:41
>>64308634
aw yh nigga
>>64308656
>god
>>64308667
>tips
>>64308645
It was just a prank gone sexual, bro
>>64308599
>pretending to have browsed a taiwanese puppetry forum for longer than you actually actually have
>>64308123
he's as scottish as an englishman is german. he has no relatives from scotland, not even great great grandparents
>>64308667
>implying Dana =/= God
>>64308645
It wasn't even me who responded first fagboy. Stay mad cause people don't get your "memes"
>>64308677
based mod
>>64308681
Colin McGregor is a proud Scotchman.
>>64308680
>buying playstations for mass murderers
>>64308662
:^D
>>64308680
>Getting triggered cause you got trolled
It's okay you'll get over it soon enough
everyone who is white and successful is English
>>64308634
Olivera vs Jury belongs on the main card more than those womanlets do
>>64308126
guess again pussy
>>64308694
But he identifies as English. After all, he is famed for his love of the British troops.
do u think demetrious johnson could beat gian villante at videogames
>>64308701
he just got a playstation 2 though, with games for kids. it's part of his punishment.
>>64308720
The women belong there more than any Swede "fighter"
>>64308747
i bet he REALLY wishes he was at home playing video games right now
>>64308729
if there is a way to bore him until he loses, then yes he should be able to do that no problem.
>>64308764
(you)
>>64308764
we still pretending Gus doesnt put up amazing fights?
>>64308786
>(you)
stupid OP didn't even put the schedule there.
>cerrone
>i could have had an IV exemption but fuck it i didn't feel like filling out the paperwork
is there something wrong with demetrius johnson? everytime he talks he stutters on his words and chooses words that not even make sense in the context of what hes trying to say.
I watched one of his twitch streams and it was so weird
>>64308786
I'm not the burger you were responding to but
>turning your back and running away from DC for 3 rounds
>>64306999
what a weird face he's making there.
>>64308802
YEAH.
KAY.
>>64306995
i'd be so confused
>>64308802
he's a fukken nerd
>>64307142
get heem'd you autismo
>>64308812
damn carlos youre so sassy today
>>64308802
him Cruz and McGregor all talk like they're smart but actually aren't smart at all
>>64308802
>>64308835
WOAH everyone stop what you're doing and check out this guys rad opinion. i bet
he only smells slightly of piss
>Aldo will take Conor down and either sub him or win an easy UD
https://youtu.be/97CtEReZEaQ
Have any of you keks heard sage's new song produced by mr. White?
>>64308853
not mad at all I bet
nope
>>64308150
DC is pretty beast though. Jones just happens to be one of the greatest hand to hand combatants of all time.
Now that the dust has settled we can all agree that we miss this man, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na7bywpvhbY
>>64308861
that was the failed version of the government project, sage is the improved 2.0
>>64308880
Would much rather have Lawler smashing skulls than GSP laying on people for 25 minutes
>>64308802
As long as I'm not watching his dreadful fights, he's pretty cool.
>>64308870
WOOOOAAH, i dont think i've met anyone who comes across as chill and non-caring as you before. i bet you have lots of friends irl
have you ever been heemed so hard you eliminated yourself from the Royal Rumble?
https://streamable.com/7pfe
>>64308830
this
hes a fucking nerd and thats how nerds act
>>64308845
Woah delete this before any white boys get triggered.
>>64308899
>i bet you have lots of friends irl
quality, not quantity, my fren
>>64307071
I live in Commiefornia and its fucking shit
>>64308901
my sides have been eliminated from the rumble
>>64308921
no your life is just shit
>>64308895
>just bleed
>>64308901
HES GOING OVER MAGGLE
>>64308880
i take it you miss him a lot
>>64308940
lal
>>64308930
lmao
>>64308940
top laugh
>>64308940
well that makes me look a little autistic doesnt it
>>64308930
got 'em. Anyone who lives in Cali and isn't having fun is a beta loser like that anon
>>64308930
Its actually objectively a shit state if you value things like your rights, not being taxed into oblivion, and not being surrounded by subhuman filth that can't even speak English.
confirmed for never seeing other parts of America. California WAS great, now its fucking shit. FACT
Watched the entire broadcast of the 1st and last World Combat Championship last night before bed.
It was sorta cringeworthy, because only eye-gouging and biting was outlawed, so there was plenty of hairpulling and strikes to the groin were OK. Not to mention Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini was there for the commentary, i.e. repeating every question back as a statement to a commentator too stupid to understand what he was watching in the first place. Bob Wall was a commentator too (>pic related) but he didn't talk as often.
But it was also cool to see the roots of the sport, back when everyone was trying to figure out what it should be. The event was basically a vale tudo grand prix, one 22 minute round fights in a single-elimination tournament, but the bracket was split into 2 halves: grapplers and strikers. The grapplers were allowed to stay on the ground for 10 minutes at a time and could end fights via submission, while the strikers could only stay on the ground for 2 minutes at a time and couldn't use submissions.
A Gracie ended up winning the whole thing, and even though he acted like typical Gracie scum after his first fight, he made a conscious effort to be a good sport the rest of the tournament and had a pretty respectable post-championship speech, struggling through English to try and promote the event more than himself.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed my review and take a look at this piece of MMA history for yourself before posting anymore ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6ZQS_2CnQ
>>64308967
there are worse things you could be doing, åke
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/paige%20gf/page/1/
>>64308976
>Yuros who think Cali is like how they see it in dem hollywood movies
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
No new moot, it isn't.
>>64308992
thankfully that aint me
>>64308977
Rockhold seems to be enjoying it.
>>64308977
yep you sure sound happy with your life
>>64308921
Then leave. I had plenty of fun there and all you're doing is contributing to traffic and housing inflation.
>>64307916
>>64308006
That bottled stuff is garbage. Get actual young, green coconuts and drink them.
>>64308921
>>64308930
>>64308976
>>64309018
memes aside everyone thinks where they live is shit right?
>>64309018
he'll be miserable anywhere
>>64308562
I wanna see this fight more than anything but lil Fronkie is getting heemed sooner or later within those 25 minutes.
>>64309046
It's FUCKING cold here bitch
>>64309046
no
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longboat_Key,_Florida
>>64309046
Sometimes you don't appreciate what you had until it's gone
t. SoCal emigrant
>>64308311
we're so damn rich we can afford to not work and just live with our parents or some shit and just focus on our dreams.
europoors have to work as soon as they turn 12 and chip in for rent immediately.
>>64309063
>gulf side of fl
>not shit
>>64309046
well i could always do with a warmer and more humid climate.
>>64309062
so do like this guy
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/norwegian-adventurer-alone-in-remote-nwt-1.3365743?
>Aldo will smash McGoober. McGrook got smashed for 2 rounds by an untrained Mendes, a man that Aldo defeated TWICE. McGobbler literally stands ZERO chance.
Remember when people would unironically say things like this? Where are they now? Raise your hand so we can laugh at you.
>>64308374
white girls have just as much hair, it's just blonde
next time you kiss a girl, look at her upper lip, there's blonde hair there.
>>64309046
No I love living in New York. Best city in the world.
>>64309107
>next time
top kek
>>64309046
I live in the moment, not in a place.
>>64308562
RED PANTY NIGHT DUDE COME ON
>2015
>not wanting to fight conor and break out the red panties
>>64309107
>next time you kiss a girl
>>64309107
>next time
For there to be a next time there had to be a first time which I'm sure there hasn't been.
>>64307993
6'4 arms like lazzy bands, i'll dalsim ye chin off
>>64309103
The absolute madman
>>64308831
heem urself, my man, for not recognizing the stale pasta
>>64309107
>>64308374
also, high test refers to type of men being attracted to her. when you have high test you're more attracted to girls with large hips and asses. might be a myth though, I'm just saying.
is it worth it fighting McGOAT if you are not the champ? Seems to me the only way its worth it to fight Conor is if you are champ so therefore get a ppv cut. otherwise you're just gonna get your life destroyed for
months leading up to the fight, then heemed in front of millions.
Guys, cuck is not pleased
http://youtu.be/FV4INZHLNuc
WHEN HOE ZAYS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS, HE WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK
>>64309103
And give up after 6 months, lel
>>64309184
so people fighting the champ don't get a ppv cut?
>>64308845
Good lord that's an ugly kid.
>>64309184
>get knocked out in the first round
>get the biggest payday in your career
sure why not
>>64309184
It's more worth it than fighting some random scrub. You still get a big payday, whether you win or lose.
>>64309046
Say that in the streets of North West London and see how long you last.
>>64309186
>why would I go to Arizona and watch the Cardinals?
Arizona is and has been breddy gud for a while now. This fucker has no idea what he's talking about and I don't even like that Cards
>>64309175
>posting stale pasta
Why though?
>>64308845
Nice to see he recovered from that huge knockout that Scotsman gave him
>>64309244
Almost everything he has been posting today has been pasta
>>64309239
longer than i'd last if i said allah isn't great
I feel dat most of the them are stuck in a routine awmost. They enter the same, they exist the same, they kick the same, like a routine, stuck in the mud awmost
>>64309208
>>64309231
i'm not so sure, aldo was the champ so he had ppv cut in his contract. its a big base pay but someone like edgar wont see the ppv cut
>>64309244
>>64309253
currently working on my ba thesis in muslim and women studies thus the rest of my non heemed brain cells are not working properly. Please bear with me, I've delivered some OC to make up.
>>64309296
I thought it was funny
you are all now aware of this post
>>64309287
>>64309316
what post? I can't see nutin
>>64309186
The intelligence-shaming in his content is pretty repugnant. He's obviously very bright and frequently insults people who aren't. It's like watching someone who is rich bash poor people. Bad taste. Not everyone can be born with a Ferrari between their ears.
>>64309312
Yeah, me too. Also, my "threaten other heemsters.txt" copypasta file is growing and growing through all the responses.
Let's be honest, Conor would heem Cowboy easily
>>64309330
Easy to sound intelligent when you can script what the public sees.
>>64309333
>"He's absorbing the shitposts like a sponge, Joe!"
>>64309333
Can you post some of it?
>>64309344
'no'
>>64309356
I almost posted all of it during the last threads today and yesterday
>>64308977
Objectively the most true statement ever posted on 4chan
Why does no one call Joe Rogan out for selling snake oil?
>realize I'm seeing MUSE saturday night
>panic
>realize it's fox card so itll start at 5pm and be over before the doors open at staples center
whew. for a minute I thought I was gonna have to turn in my /heem/ card.
>>64309383
because all the studies proves it's not and if you're not satisfied you can get your money back guaranteed :^)
>>64309383
PEER REVIEWED STUDIES
>>64309386
>missing a card for a band
>missing a card for MUSE
>FOR MUSE
>MUSE
>HE LISTENS TO MUSE
>>64308940
Oh, wow.
>>64308656
what time do they start?
>>64309415
Fite pass prelims 8:30
TV prelims 10:00
Main card 1:30
>>64308634
>cb vs marquardt
It's like I'm watching Spike Era UFC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyN_TmuX3u8
when are the weigh ins?
>>64309421
CB is going to ko him aswell
Imagine saying that 4 years ago
>>64309420
based. And the card is pretty stacked too for a fox card
>>64308940
>the city of sweden
>getting destroyed by a fellow scandinavian
Damn.
>>64309429
48 bings
>>64309434
Everything from Cole Miller vs. Jim Alers is very solid.
>>64309429
>those tits flopping about
she's goat
>>64308452
what went wrong?
/heem/ trivia:
"You gotta go to the body
You go to the body maaaannnnnn"
Who said these words?
>>64309429
>already 30 years old
>>64308504
You think I'll just sit here and let you heem me? I mean really
>>64309470
Longo
Too easy
Tired as fuck, wanna go to sleep but don't want to miss Nate Diaz vs. Michael Johnson weigh in thuggery.
heem me pls
Guys, answer me honestly. Do you feel intimidated by my presence?
>>64309429
>Age: 30
lmao
>>64309470
no one, bodyshots are rare as fuck in mma
>>64309487
Lets go a little bit closer
>>64308721
>muh black bull has muscles so WE WUZ HEVIW8 KINGZ
fuck off
Who /freshnugsfortheweekend/ here??
>>64309481
Real fight fan over here.
>>64309492
Disgusting casual
>>64309487
Look into my oyes liddle man. Liddle bruzilian.
>>64309505
Here's a closeup of the Platinum Deadhead
>>64309520
i hope it kills you
>>64309505
degenerate
I hope you goofs will be buying UFC 2 so I can virtually heem you on there.
>>64309500
>Jon Jones isn't the greatest fighter of all-time
>>64309520
Fucking degenerate
>>64309520
good job heeming your braincells degenerate.
>>64309483
tru fightfan
>>64309529
>cuts weight to fight smaller men
>great
top kek
>>64309520
>background
Good man, although a degenerate.
>>64309529
mma fighter*
>>64309520
>>64309505
very interesting, tell me more about these amazing plants you've purchased
>>64309500
Jon Jones is undefeated and has beaten pretty much everyone
he guys casual fan here
trying to get into this shit
what fight should I watch today and tomorrow?
also times would be helpful?
>>64309520
>/heem/ calendar in the back
real fucking fite fan detected
>>64309537
If he was a true fight fan he would live in a place accommodating to such a lifestyle.
>>64309505
How are you guys getting away with this? Hopefully the feds crack down sooner or later.
>>64309539
>GOAT
>GOAT
How many bings and bongs till the weigh ins lads
>>64309539
lol u what lad
>>64309505
here but I cba to take a picture again
off my nut desu and it's only half 8. Gonna be a good weekend pham
>>64309549
>he guys casual fan here
>trying to get into this shit
buy fite pass
>what fight should I watch today and tomorrow?
all of them
>also times would be helpful?
>>64309420
>>64309570
recency bias in full effect, ladies and gentlemen
>>64309574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzR1pORdJGw
>>64309549
Watch Gonzaga vs Erokhin first. That would be the Fight of the Year had Erokhin actually had some tenure in the UFC. Tomorrow watch the entire card (you can skip the WMMA part). Since you live in Greece just go a torrent all the major UFC cards and watch them.
>>64309559
I got bad news for you, bud.
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-medical-pot-20141216-story.html
>>64309581
Who's GOAT then?
>>64309520
>>64309552
This. Top lads.
>>64309581
thank you
>>64309592
GSP probably
>>64309549
Ideally, get a free trial to fightpass and they have collections of fights related to the event pre sorted.
Legal free fights
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Nick Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>Overeem vs Struve
https://youtu.be/ll76rimeTxU
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/JwalBPmUXVg
>Joanna vs penne
https://youtu.be/HxEN5-wxGUc
>arlovski vs brown
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>mark hunt va check
https://youtu.be/vpH1d4ay3Po
>silly dilly vs Walel Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
who /straight edge/ here
>>64309605
Degenerate
>>64309605
>he doesn't drink bud light, the perfect beer for whatever happens
So you wanna be a fite fan...
>>64309548
is this meme still here?
>>64309605
here. i have literally zero respect for people who need alcohol to feel good.
>>64309548
He lost to Matt Hamill though.
>>64309529
>GSP
>>64309548
>IMBLYING KEK
>>64309539
This too. Any fighter that doesn't go full based mode like Tom Lawlor and cut like 5 pounds under normal weight is a pussy cuck bitch desu la
>>64309611
>UFC 123 was 71 UFCs ago
>>64309626
>Le hugging man
>Anywhere close to being the goat
>>64309617
Realistically GSP, Anderson, Fedor, Jones and Aldo are the Top 5 and there's no arguments you can really make against that. The order is up to you.
Jones is the GOAT and he isnt even finished yet.
>Random bruzilian: "hue the ref stopped it too early, Aldo was fine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11pGY8n3ljo
>>64309580
>buy fite pass
I am barely able to buy my everyday rolling tobacco so that isnt possible.thanks for the info though bruh
>>64309582
thnx serbro already torrented some cards.so I should wait around 2am for the fight you mentioned
>>64309602
thnx for the fight m8.
actually lawler vs mcdonald was the fight that
dragged me into mma in the first place
>Fights /heem/ wants to see
GSP Vs Anderson Silva
Silve Vs Jones
Barok Vs Fedor
T B H W Y L
>>64309635
Werdum > Fedor
>>64309643
>Jones is the GOAT
>>64309657
By all means, name a fighter that can match nine title defenses and a ten year unbeaten run.
>>64309660
Not yet.
>>64309660
>American flag right under Cain
>>64309671
Mighty Mouse desu
>>64309671
Aldo is still in his prime and someone just proved their superiority over him.
So who else is looking forward to seeing this Russian qt heem Sarah Kaufman tomorrow?
>>64309104
>someone actually took time out of their day to make this gif
Is Brock Fedor a 2 mil buy fight?
>>64309654
>actually lawler vs mcdonald was the fight that
>dragged me into mma in the first place
good boy!
>>64309677
b-but muh heritage
>>64309643
>tfw you'll never travel to North Brabant to trane muay thai with Ramon at Golden Glory and he will never be in your corner for your first K1 fight.
Training with him was on my bucket list ;_;
>>64309686
He lost five years ago and has defended his belt seven times?
>>64309688
Same thing happened to GSP. Is he not Top 5 either? What does your Top 5 look like without them?
>>64309689
Holy shit, are there actually female fighters that don't look like absolute garbage?
>>64309706
m8, how long you been training kickboxing/muay thai?
>>64309716
Anon, I'm crushed
>>64309677
I know Cain's feel, having 2 flags and being unable to be a part of either
>>64309716
yeah
>>64309742
he said female FIGHTERS
>>64309734
Don't be like that. Here's a sleepy Bisping to cheer you up.
>>64309742
>those birthmarks near her left shoulder
>>64309689
>>64309730
Saw her win at the WCG, I wonder how well she'll do at MMA.
>>64309754
>>64309716
yes?
>>64309742
Rose is cuter.
>>64309726
I do boxing. But I started out in MMA and fell in love with striking in general and wanted to go to Golden Glory to trane with Ramon/Hemmers.
STUCK IN A ROUTINE
>>64309767
Rice and ketchup
>Poverty: the meal
>>64309787
Well, you could always train with Nieky. How long you been boxing then?
>>64309804
Not counting my MMA training, about 3-4 years put together. I'll probably go to Golden Glory at one point, but I'm 25 now and desu most will just murder me in the ring. I would also like to go to Mike's Gym as well.
>>64309802
What're you trying to say about Pat Barry, huh?
>>64309833
im 23 and i just started boxing senpai, you be my idol n shits
what are your height weight stats btw, no homo
also my coach said i have nice technique on dem leg kicks and should probably train kick boxing but im not that much into it
why is sage such a weirdo
>>64309709
You said name a fighter that can do it. Mighty Mouse can do it.
>>64308940
hahaha hva faen
>>64309742
he said pretty fighter, not a monkey-looking slut
>>64309559
Havin a laff?
