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Weigh in (4pm est): https://youtu.be/FzR1pORdJGw
UFC Road to the Octagon - RDA vs Cerrone: https://youtu.be/2yqavPWkqZw
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/o419diPp8Oo
Legal free fights
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Nick Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>Overeem vs Struve
https://youtu.be/ll76rimeTxU
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/JwalBPmUXVg
1st for machida era
LOOK INTO MY EYES
WHAT DO YA SEE
>>64309798
2nd for that GSP loving swedekek
>tfw Condit hype is starting
can't fucking wait lads and it's only 2 weeks away
Why are Swedes, Germans and Norwegians posting in /heem/ when they literally have no good fighters?
>>64309811
cmon now, how can you not love GSP?
Are we in the dawn of the moewvment era? Even if it's all crap will Conor's popularity and success help spread the meme?
STOCKTON MOTHAFUCKA
>>64309809
I'm distracted by your virgin nose desu senpai
post divas
>>64309809
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
>>64308442
lewd af
>>64309824
Why are you posting in here when you don't have a chin? A tap on the jaw has you looking like a wacky waving arm flailing tube man.
>>64309845
THIS FIRE BURNS
>>64309780
>Chuck Palahniuk T-shit
ABSOLUTELY BASED!
>>64309798
Are there any videos floating around of Lyoto's sumo fights from his youth?
>>64309844
she looks like she practices voodoo
How does Joe Rogan just walk away from his 'Ronda is a once ever' nonsense without taking any shit? Dude couldn't have been any more wrong or any more of a company shill, and when his statement gets completely massacred by the first career fighter she ever fights, he's just like 'oh well lmao'.
Why is this allowed?
>>64309856
A mediocre writer for a mediocre fighter.
>>64309852
All I see when I look at this post is a man that is scared posting under his duvet. Face to face you'll have nothing to say.
Can you even imagine, what Carlos Condit/Matt Brown title fight, is gonna be like now?
>>64309844
Beth really gets me. That beyond perfect 12/10 ass and legs and her kinda 5/10 face is just such a sexy combination. Who butterface fetish here?
listen lads listen this is me right i'd 'eem the lot of you dana white not answering my calls you lads on 'eem are self proclaimed fight fans but how long would you last with me?
>>64309861
because everybody thinks rogan is a dumbass regardless
rogan confirmed for not a bitch ass nigga
>>64309861
Look man, when a guy's done has many drugs as Rogan has, you just gotta let some shit slide.
>>64309861
I don't know but the way you worded it made me laugh
>>64309879
>her kinda 5/10 face
more like 3/10
>>64309868
>literary snobbism
>transgressive fiction
Casual.
Randa periscope Q&A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cTrRLkH_Js
>>64309883
he aged like dogshit
>>64309809
>leaving Maria and Lita for an Indian boy
>>64309861
What has he actually said regarding Ronda getting BTFO?
>>64309883
OH HES HURT
>>64309798
How many other MMA fighters have invented their own discipline?
Lyoto: Machida Karate
Bart Vale: Shootfighting (aka Japanese scripted wrestling but you gaijin don't need to know that)
Tank Abbott: Pit Fighting
>>64309892
Anyone can write transgressive fiction. Not anyone can write good fiction.
>>64309902
>Mandrama
>>64309892
He's the dumb man's Dennis Cooper, Miroslav
>>64309909
me - fucking your mam
>>64309861
The worst part is you can tell he meant it, dude was on the verge of tears just standing next to her.
>>64309883
CAUGHT HIM WITH THE MOLAR, HE'S IN SERIOUS TROUBLE MIKE
>>64309892
What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?
>>64309883
>>64309906
>>64309940
You can see the cockroach trying to escape, trying to buck out and slip free, but that is just world class mouth control there. We're talking about a guy who's made his living using his mouth for the past two decades. No amount of training can prepare you for that.
>>64309922
>Taking kekboy
>talks shit about manlet hue for a year
>OI RESPEKT HIM
>not mandrama
>not signing brock
>>64309951
>mandrama
>The Irish fans get to cheer for Conor McGregor as he goes into a title unification bout at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas
>We get to cheer for Michael Bisping in a 3 round fight at the fucking O2 arena in Greenwich knowing that he is about to get annihilated and probably retire
>>64309916
>Anna Karenina is the culmination of literature: the post
I bet you're one of those stumps that consider Atlas Shrugged philosophy.
>>64309935
>Dennis Cooper
>Poor mans Marquis De Sade.
That is your logic.
>>64309946
Haunted, Choke and Survivor. Haunted is my favorite by far.
>>64309909
Joe son:Joe-Son-Do
Does everybody picking cowboy forget that he lost to bendo earlier this year and his two most recent wins are Myles jury and John makdessi? That's the "momentum" you're banking on.
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>64309982
I'm banking on his good cardio and grit
>>64309966
>manletdrama
>>64309780
best webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzR1pORdJGw
Weigh ins iin 5 minutes
>>64310009
>Ronda
My fucking sides
>>64310008
>Mandrama
fugg i didnt know there was a new thread
why is sage such a weirdo
>>64309991
motherfucker you took my image
>>64309909
Not mma, but Dave Camarillo invented guerrilla jiu-jitsu, which AKA fighters all used to use. Don't know if they still do
>>64309973
De Sade wrote porn back when only an aristocrat could afford to spend his time on it.
Cooper took the New Narrative ('I have sex and I'm smarter than you.") and pushed it to its extreme.
Bow down to the king of writing about rimming, Fight Clubfag.
>>64309973
pls respon
>>64309949
>>64309949
>>64309973
Nah, I only read good books. I'm currently making my way through Wittgenstein's Mistress by David Markson and 2666 by Roberto Bolano atm.
Have you ever read any Cormac McCarthy? He's the best way to transition from being a pleb to a well-read individual.
>the culmination of literature
That would be Ulysses imo.
>>64309982
it's so nailed on RDA it's crazy that anyone would pick otherwise
Cerrone winning would be based though
WEIGH INS STARTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzR1pORdJGw
>>64309976
>Joe Son Sentenced to Life in Prison for Felony Torture
jesus christ
WEBM OVEREEM
>DC's polluted DNA kids
Fucking disgusting
Wait when is the DC vs. Jones habbening?
Over/under for fighters missing weight tonight
Over 0.5 +120
Under 0.5 -130
>>64310047
>I only read good books.
What a poseur.
>>64310042
>>64309949
I'm 1.86 and 84kg. Lanket/10 tbqh.
I considered in competing in MMA/Boxing/K1 at a pro level for a few fights but that fell through. At a amateur "rekreativno", your/my age is still bretty good. We can still make a dent in the amateur boxing scene.
Kick boxing is based, but boxing has a much better support system (in our shit countries). For instance, our boxing gyms are free and you pay no monthly fee.
>>64310074
He was such a magnificent specimen.
>>64310086
What, the Eliot Rodgers picture wasn't good enough?
so what happens with HW
does the winner of JDS/Reem or Stipe/Arlovski get the title shot? does it depend on who wins and how? are they going to avoid JDS/Cain 4 even if Cain and JDS win?
>>64310069
>In October 2011, Son was accused of killing his cellmate, Michael Thomas Graham, a convicted sex offender
based tho
>>64310091
I keep posting the wrong one ;_;
>>64310089
Why are yuros such faggots?
Weigh ins are live son
Chrissy best girl
who /Rogan/ here?
>>64310102
You realize Joe Son is a convicted sex offender too, right?
Francis Ngannou
>le crossfit man
>Enriq
Rogan is high...again
>muscular as fuck black heavyweight
Finally.
EN GAH NOOOO
>france
>mma isn't legal in france
holy fuck why lol
what's the big deal over Cowboy's grandma?
Why is Cormier on there?
>the average Frenchman
>>64310133
He does not move well
literally Chieck Kongo with dreads
LOOK AT THIS SPECIMEN
Jesus this guy is huge
>Francis will never fuck your gf
>>64310128
Crossfit will give him the endurance to edge it out against HW's
Future champ 3bh
Another Cheik to stink up the division?
>>64310157
hes got like 25lbs on Kongo
>>64310164
to prep him would be an honour to be honest
>>64310172
Cupcheck was a beast before his chin got ruined
>Hater Hassan
I like this guy already
>>64310177
>>64310164
>these lads will later call me a cuck
>>64310102
>Be convicted for gang rape
>Kill another rapist
>Suddenly Based
That's not how it works, especially since he certainly didn't kill the guy over their moral differences.
England's Brave
>>64310047
>>64310038
I'm not getting banned >>7478358
>>64310201
ffs >>7478338
Kamary Usman has a juicy cock I bet
>DC BTFO
>>64310210
absolute mong
>>>/lit/7478358
>>64310201
>>64310210
third time's the charm?
black on black crime
>>64310047
>>64310038
FUCK SAKE
>>>/lit/7478338
WOLF TICKETS
>>64310210
>>64310201
embarassing
>you now remember Cole Miller literally pulled out of a Conor McGregor fight with a thumb injury
Have you fags already abandoned Rockhold?
>>64309844
If there ever was a chick needing work done on her nose...
>>64310027
>manletrama
>>64310219
>>64310221
I'm a certified idiot. Just go there so that we can shitpost on topic
>their faces when chimpout
fucking based
nerds
>>64309991
Took your image and will not even give you a (you). Suck my cock lad
>>64310249
>taking pictures of your computer screen
STAR WARS HYPE
>Lentz vs Castillo
I wish there was a way both could lose
>>64310237
>mandrama
>Danny Castillo
Braincells will be destroyed
lmao
>Castillo
>Team Beta Male
It's not right you guys
>>64310257
nah son, normies
star wars has been hijacked
>>64310258
jeez man, why so aggressive? calm down, lad. better yet, come in my guard see what happens
>>64310260
>compter screen
lol I have a 60" plasma, you pathetic, low income pleb. not everyone is a broke little bitch like you.
>>64310232
ofc not
DDoes 158 count as not making weight?
jesus, he looks like a 1 dollar version of Mcgregor
>tfw @swarthyvillain now writes for the website Tomas "cuck" Rios is an editor for
rip in peace twitter mma funnyman
>>64310009
>Aldo getting trampled
>>64310281
not going to make it
>>64310278
>implying 60# plasmas aren't nigger tier cheap TVs.
I can see it isn't even 4k as well you poor fuck
Samman
Goal body desu
>>64310258
>Fag wants a (you) this bad
Haha man, you sure you want that? I'll fuck your shit up you twink manlet piece of shit
>josh samman's hair
>Schlemenko
Rogan get it together
>>64310301
very natty :^)
how long till Sage tests positive for steroids
>>64310278
lmao is it 2011 again?
>>64310298
>watching fs1 on his computer cause he's too poor to afford cable
>calls others poor
lol how about you get off 4chan and go find a job, little bitch?
>>64310264
>manletrama
>this girl beats Joanna
interesting
Goddamn, is kaufman P4P ugliest fighter?
Would you do sex with Sarah Kaufman?
>beat JJ
PANIC
>>64310329
That would be your mom
>>64310327
7 years ago
>>64309967
At least you guys still got Saul
Oh wait...
Valentina is hot
>>64310323
>mandrama
why does Dollaway sound like such a retard and do that weird thing with his upper lip?
>>64310315
thank you, sir.
I like to hear opinions, but I tune out the bad things.
Clean as a whistle, ha ha.
>>64310330
Let me finish fucking your mom first haha
>>64310336
Rather fuck my mom, desu
Checkmate atheists
>>64309844
Happy Hanukkah
>>64310083
did you sabotage them?
>cb putting his hands up over his head
They didnt let fighters do that when they weighed in in Vegas.
Clarence Byron
Why is this eunuch still not cut?
>Underwear that weighs 1 lb
If I was weighing in I would troll everyone and wear 5lb underwear
Heavy ass underwear familia.
Who /1.5lbsUnderwear/ here?
>>64310362
they need arms down to take pictures.
Different scenario, friend.
>>64310341
>manletrama
>jury
hope he gets heemed
>>64310321
>watching it on your computer means you're poor
little insecure huh guy. I like how you go straight for the poor insult. projection much? That TV isn't 4k, it isn't 60", and you turned on your shitty CRT (I can tell it's a CRT because of the curve) because your computer isn't fast enough and you don't have enough monitors to browse 4chan and watch FS1 on your computer at the same time.
haha get outta here poorfag, your projection is very obvious.
>>64310381
No, the official reading the scale doesnt give a fuck about photos.
>>64310377
I need it to hold muh huge sack
Kek, what is with the scale??
HAHAHAHAHA
>Florida
>>64310382
>Gay mandrama
ayy
SCALEGATE
scalegate
>the city of UFC on Fox 17
GET THIS SCALE OUT OF THERE
We /Scale Drama/ now?
>the city of florida
>this scale Jew getting btfo
>>64310388
>this white trash poorfag
>>64310083
you must have known something mate
>150 and a half
>>64310087
how is 84 on 186 a lanklet weight ?
also nice m89, hope you make it one day
lamaooooooooooooooo 150 that scale fucked up
>>64309967
Don't worry mate. I have a feeling Tommy Breese is gonna be the heem king we need
Lol, RDA and Cerrone are going to miss weigh due to the scale
Is everyone heavier in Florida?
Superior Polish Fightfu coming through
>>64310388
>it isn't 60"
Yes it is.
> and you turned on your shitty CRT (I can tell it's a CRT because of the curve
lolwhat? Youre dumb as fuck if you actually think that.
>im too poor to ever afford a 60" tv therefore no one else can afford one
What was that about projection, little bitch?
>>64310398
>gay mounting manletrama
>All these whales
boobs
this polish bitch qt?
KRAV MAGA
>>64309976
What does a submission by terror look like?
>>64310368
I had a nice screencap of some ~$300 kevlar crossfit shorts from Reebok's site but I can't find it :(
>>64310430
>gay men in panties mandrama
>>64310428
>lying on the internet
you know what maybe it is a 60" because of how huge those fucking pixels are. must be 720p as well you poor fuck
muh dick
>>64310420
breese destroying pendred was one of the best things ever
>18-10
>>64310440
Tapping to strikes?
Man I fucking hate Ariel so much. Just shut your jew nose and get the fuck out of here
STOCKTON MOTHAFUCKA
>can't corner your brother because you smoked weed
fuck humanity
>>64310442
>gay men in tight reebok panties
>>64310447
>m-maybe it is a 60"
>b-but I bet it's only 720p!
Your desperation amuses me. I've never lied about anything on /sp/
Valentina Schlemchenko
>that new polish qt
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
>>64310450
it was a thing of beauty. my hopes are also reinforced by the fact that Zahabi is his coach
>strechmarks
>>64310477
Good post
>tfw I was wrong when I thought Reem said 233
>When they take away your roids
>>64310485
>you will never have strechmarks from your muscles being too big
might as well have another soda
STOOD
UP
Reem looking terrible
That britcuck that said Overeem was 233 must be on suiicide watch right now. Seriously, how can he live with himself after that embarrassment.
both guys off the roids lol
Does JDS have gyno?
Both dudes look leaner than they did before
>>64310086
>>64310104
hey m8s
you wouldn't happen to have the Miley Cyrus or Kanye West penguin classics pics?
>>64310009
>Pettis with the faggy running
>that Aldo cornerman
lol
>>64309909
JBJ: look-see-do
>>64310500
we both got dubs to make up for it family >>64310488
>>64310474
>I've never lied about anything on /sp/
but that TV is shit so you lied about not being a poor fuck my man
tomorrows card should be fun desu
If you were a girl, would you do sex with Donald Cerrone if you were a girl?
Edgar's kids look too much like him, they weren't lucky in the genetic lottery
>dos Anjos actually makes effort to learn english
>all the other hues don't give a fuck
Why?
>>64310519
>still going on about this cause youre so flustered
>>64310498
doubt it
>>64310529
He is quite likeable, isnt he?
>>64310526
he looks like their older brother kek
>>64310526
those kids look totally fine. it's overly cute kids that grow up to look like weirdos anyways.
HAFAYEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
DOSSSS
ANJOOOOSSSSS
>>64310529
dos santos has good english
>>64310552
Oh yeah, him too
>>64310532
>u mad
>u poor
15 year old confirmed
RDJ looks deflated
>>64310526
What's wrong with Fronkie's looks, other than him being a manlet?
I mean, he's not Rockhold or Condit but he's not butt ugly either.
Rip Cowboy tbqh
WAR DIAZ
>>64310567
well he's dehydrated, so that might be it.
I come to stay
>>64310439
>tfw my ex was training in krav maga
>tfw she'll gouge my eyes or rip off my balls if I ever try to see her again
>>64310578
Rafael Dos anJos, dummy
>>64310567
Yeah he looks good huh Joe?
>>64310526
kek that kid on the right's hairline
>>64310526
>>64310599
Why do you cucks spend your time shitting on other people's kids?
>>64310599
*than
>>64310526
lmao they all look like little monkeys
>>64310596
Hafa dos Anjos, goof
>weigh ins
>3 fighters over weight
kek
>>64310599
what kind of an idiot breeds with a beaner?
>>64310612
Weidman makes spelling and grammar mistakes all the time. I saw him post "could of" before. And he has the audacity to go on Katie Nolan and brag about having two degrees from Hofstra.
>>64310611
SHOOK
What will be fight of night tomorrow?
>>64310623
what kind of an idiot thinks they can talk down to anyone while posting on a japanese anime imageboard on a friday evening?
fucking dc and ariel
amateur hour on fox
>>64310628
Oliveira vs. Jury or Cowboy vs. HDJ (Hafa dos an>J<os)
>>64310622
Is that his daughter?
>>64310623
because they are more obedient than white american women.
>2015
>marrying a white woman
>implying she won't cuck you and take your money later on in life
>not marrying an asian or hispanic woman
shiggy
>>64310628
Diaz vs MJ
>tfw missed weigh ins
Did i miss out on any epic maymays lads?
>>64310599
>>64310666
Go home and be a family man!
>>64310668
Reem stretch marks
>>64309780
is conduit a meme fighter?
>>64310668
bunch of over weight fighters conspitred to pretend the scales were wrong
>>64310668
Yes, 3 people missed weight.
>>64310668
nate diaz held his arms out so far in front of him that the other guy was leaning up against them trying to get close to him
one fighter missed weight and blamed the machine
2 fighters pulled out lightsabers at the face off and had a duel
>>64310668
Oliveira came in 5 pounds overweight, a couple other fighters came in overweight too, conspiracy
>>64310009
>Bork having the time of his life
>Chad and Aldo flattened
>This guy stops you in the hallway and asks "what are you looking at?"
What do?
http://youtu.be/wUTaEQw0sgo
Reminder that this literally happened
>>64310009
is that mark wahlberg
>>64310696
>tfw I will never watch heems with Aaron at a pub full of pikeys
>tfw we will never brawl side by side in the pub after potato posting in real life
Why even live?
>>64310725
shoot him if i feel my safety is in jeopardy
>>64310736
shhh m8, I don't think they noticed
>>64310725
what the fuck is up with that nigger in the background making noises the entire time?
>>64310726
>7 seconds
That makes no sense. Obviously they're just trying to force a Bra7-1l joke but there wasn't anything in the fight that had to do with 7 seconds
>>64310725
>http://youtu.be/wUTaEQw0sgo
MJ CONFIRMED FOR SHOOK
>>64310760
One punch landed from 4:54 to 4:47
ergo 7-1
>>64310740
>6'1" 146 lbs.
And I thought my 5'11" 145 lbs. base athletic weight was lanklet
>>64310769
>ergo
what a fucking weirdo
>>64310763
>all that hip swaying
Is MJ gay?
>>64310756
He's making fun of MJ for bitching out when Diaz confronted him and only says shit when he gets back to his room.
>>64310725
I hope Nate kills this tard and his whole family.
>>64310755
Aaron, do you want to be my pen pal? We could, ehh, w-we could talk about, you know, fight fan things?
>>64310782
it's really irritating.
>>64310698
>Le scale's not working correctly
>>64310778
>doesn't know what ergo means
American education
>>64310666
Kek
>>64310755
Check you inbox, friendo
>>64310740
>autism
>>64310769
that's trying too hard to connect a meme desu senpai
>>64310755
Your secret's safe with me, Aaron
>>64310660
kill yourself
>>64309883
>THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE CRUNCH
If your country doesn't have a UFC champion, why the fuck do you think your opinion is relevant?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Guys, I'm pretty sure out potato friend Aaron is literally a 12 year old boy.
>>64310827
I second this
>>64310787
>>64310813
thanks lads, I knew I could trust my honorable anonymous internet fight friends
>>64310805
is it pics of dicks?
>girls leave the stage when he takes his underwear off
thoughtful desu
btw have any girls ever taken their underwear off to make weight?
>>64310848
>tfw Englands Brave Collin McGoober did the Queen proud
>>64310829
Did you grab that pic before he deleted it?
>>64310864
Girls dont miss weight you casual fag
>>64310870
I did it. But we are pen pals now, I'm not going to share his detail with you
I want to become Conor, any suggestions on how?
>>64310889
god, she is disgusting
>>64310889
Does she have ankle band tats or are those ankle chokers? How have I not noticed this before?
>>64310915
She cleans up well, though.
>>64310882
i'm not gay
>>64310889
>Rounda Rousey
>>64310908
tattoo sum dumb shit on yer chest and belly
>>64310769
This >>64310810 pretty much. I'm all for Brazil getting BTFO but that makes literally no fucking sense.
>>64310896
There's gotta be Big Brother security footage of this, right?
>>64310889
the only 3 letters she need to know are
u
s
and a
a
>>64310889
Watch out Cyborg
>>64310915
what's up austria, remember when you ruled the hre now everyone thinks people misspoke Australia any time they mention you? Lol
memecountrymemecountry (but yeah ronda is horrid)
>>64310947
Watch out Gabi
>>64310896
>tfw don't live in Russia
>>64310896
whoa, I think I'm going to Russia lads.
>>64310889
E-Ronda Rousey
>>64310916
not band tats, just some kind of shitty writing.
>>64310953
are you drunk again?
>>64310848
>>64310865
Not going to lie, this meme is a pain in the balls
>>64310547
Wut
>>64310916
it says "cut here", it's for when the diabetes gets her legs
>>64310978
>meme
m8
will randa ever be champion? will training with gsp make her great?
>>64310943
>>64310971
>>64310972
>>64310978
>>64310865
How many UFC champs do you have? Note I said champs plural not "champ"
>>64310953
Remember when you're shithole was irrelevant until Conor came along? Yeah, it will go back to irrelevance until Conor fights again, you drunk faggot
>>64310978
it's all we've got
>>64310994
Honestly?
>Conor
>Bisping (would have easily beaten Anderson so the UFC kept him away from the belt)
>Overeem (Would have been champ but the UFC took his roids)
So three
>>64311000
>you're
>>64311000
your*
Fucking name one decent Australian fighter? Fucking faggot
the only sport you're good at is rugby and fucking tiny new zealand rapes you everytime.
Eire has th greatest fighter of all time, stay salty
>>64310994
easy there cletus go sexually assault your cousin and calm down
>>64311007
Lee Murray was a champ too basically, he KO'd Tito Ortiz in London and took his title, so says the rules of unarmed combat
>>64311000
>Australian telling another country they're irrelevant
All you have is Mark Hunt and he's old and Samoan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxr5kRM6LQk
that scale jew fucked up apparently
>>64311015
thanks fellow potatonigger, Conor bless you with heems
>>64311026
So zero? That's what I thought
>>64311030
Ah of course, based Lee (37 years in jail) Murray
So that makes four
>Conor
>Bisping
>Overeem
>Murray
>>64310986
dobra
>>64311007
a dutch roidhead who just happened to be born in the UK and a journeyman who is famous for being flattened by an ageing american and will never be good enough, are the only notable fighters you have to mention.
>>64311044
im going to be the next featherweight and lightweight champion so one(1)
Ireland has, by FAR, more world champions per capita than any country on Earth.
Eire>>>>>>>>>everyone else
Don't know who that chick is, but she was mirin like fuck
>>64311081
>mirin like fuck
Thats Joe Rogan m8
>>64311081
>in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey
>>64311000
>you drunk faggot
>dat flag
kek'd
>>64311081
Can't blame them tbqh
>>64311096
>Kevin Casey
Didn't that nigger fight like a week ago?
>>64311022
We're better at a million sports than your piece of fuck county. We qualified for the soccer WC and don't even care about soccer, meanwhile your shithole didn't and it's the biggest sport in your country, Kek. You're just a poor version of England, maggot.
I can't wait until RDA or Cerrone puts Conor on his ass and he is back on the welfare sucking off knobs for a pack of smokes
>>64311096
she's not white
>>64311096
>white
in what world
>>64311096
>shaking
it's the meth
>>64310896
muh dick
>>64311128
cuck
Aaron, what does the f stand for in your name?
>>64311117
>>64311118
>>64311128
>All these little dicked white boys
>>64311033
That scale Jew too stingy to fix his old broken scale
>>64311114
>and it's the biggest sport in your country
well that's just not true
>>64311096
>>64311114
>biggest sport in your country
Fucking loser, GAA, hurling and rugby are the biggest sports, we have 4.5mil population and have 100% more world champions than your shithole.
>cant wait till cerrone and rda win
Good meme you fucking nerd, bet you said the same about aldo and chad. Conor is
27 he will fight till hes 34 and wont lose,
buckle up buckaroo i'm not going anywhere
>>64311141
Fightfan
>>64311178
Are you a relative with one of the irish fighters of the ufc?
WAKE ME UP
>>64310036
>"Machida and GSP are pretty good people. But the culture of MMA, even if most fighters are pretty good people, if they're throwing the f-bomb around and cursing? Well, people create culture. And if when they win all they talk about is how badly they beat someone's head in and not how hard they trained and how great it is to have that work out, this being the culmination of all of their experiences competing and thank their coaches? Well, nothing is perfect, and I'm not down on MMA but there's a lot more to it than beating people's heads in."
based anti-cuss words Camarillo
>>64311173
>le Conor won't lose meme
I guarantee he will get molested at 155
>>64310547
this
>>64311204
I'm Gunnar Nelson's cousin m8
>>64310889
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3xeb5f/ronda_is_taking_the_loss_well/
Did you post this?
>>64309861
I'm really annoyed by it honestly. Absolutely no one has taken any shit and everyone was shitting on Holly. Schaub and Sonnen specifically come to mind. Schaub specifically said "all Holly will be remembered for is for having her neck snapped by Ronda".
However i'm even more annoyed that I accidently gave the pizza guy £23 for a £12 delivery meaning to get back £10 in change but was in a rush so closed the door and he didn't have the decency to remind me. Hope he gets aids for christmas the prick.
Hey USA, Brazil and Poland. Feels bretty sweet havinf a world champion huh? Why the fuck are these other shitholes allowed to have
their say on anything fight related? They're clearly not real fightfans otherwise they would have a fighter representing them.
It's not just they don't have a champ, they literally have no good fighters at all, Sweden, UK, Germany, Australia etc etc? Makes me sick.
Have a heemerific day, USA, Brazil and Poland.
You are all TRUE FIGHT FANS
Reminder that this 64 year old could literally heem every here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzDAxasj1-8
>>64311251
Are you joking? I've never ever used reddit in any form in my entire life. Must have been lmaobud aka delatriangle for dem sweet upboats...
>>64311265
>£12 pizza
fucking 1st worlders
>>64311169
bruh she is tryin to check dat dick out bruh
>UFC finally adding 165,175 and 195
So Conor confirmed for 4 division champ?
>>64311276
nice usage of momentum you old faggot, piss off. I'd heem him in under 10 seconds
>>64310693
>2 fighters pulled out lightsabers at the face off and had a duel
can we all agree that lithcuck is the greatest heem cuck of all time?
>>64311236
your opinion is of no value, shithole produces no fighters at all.
Ireland has two world champions in the last year, Conor and Tyson.
>Irish heavyweight boxing champ Tyson Fury
>>64311297
maybe now he will fight against people his own size instead of cutting like a mad man to gain an advantage over manlets
>>64311309
They literally did
>>64311272
Agreed
>>64311297
Literally pointless, just force fighters to be within 10lb of their weight class in the 3 months prior to their fight to ensure they aren't cutting too much weight
>>64311325
Conor is 5ft9
Aldo is 5ft8
Are you going to call Cerrone a pussy for cutting to 155 while being 6ft1?
>THIS IS NOT MY BOY!
What did he mean by this?
>>64311215
CAN'T WAKE UP
What went wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVc7FcsFrI8
>>64311297
its not been said they will add them, it was suggested at a weightcutting seminar
>>64311343
>3 months
They would just do a fake pre cut then bulk back up
>>64311348
>IN THE RED CORNER, CHRIS WEID"YATHROWTHATKICK"MAAAAANNN
>>64311347
rekt
although Cerrone is a proper lanklet tbf, Roop tier
>>64311347
manlet
>>64311347
Nah, I'm going to complain about weightcutting in general.
>>64311317
but he picked against romero for 194.
>Ariel: Would you prefer a digital scale as opposed to this sort of scale?
>Cormier: Prefer the digital
>Stann: They're not as accurate, though
>Cormier: That's why I prefer the digital
Lmao
Height isn't the only factor in being a manlet. If you can cut weight and be under 200 pounds (in shape) you're also a manlet.
>>64311366
Weigh them once a week - playing now around with your weight that much will be 10x worse than a cut
But it won't happen because we need to continue letting insecure manlets cut 25lbs in order to feel like a big man by beating up a guy smaller than them
>>64311356
With Miesha?
Well she has no chance of getting a title now, getting into commentary is a safer income. Why get kicked in the head when you can just talk shit about people? Dream job desu.
>>64311356
I love me some miesha
>>64311411
Stop talking about fighting when you've never trained a day in your life
>>64311411
>Weigh them once a week
Yeahh we'll just pay a team of 10,000 people to travel the world and weigh the whole roster on a weekly basis
>>64310889
How they hell did a headkick make here put on 30+ kilos?
>>64311437
Shut up, your only knowledge about nutrition is how to gain weight, you obese nigger
>>64311251
>reading the replies
Holy fuck
>>64311466
>I didn't even realise the title was sarcastic. I thought he meant she looks like she's happily enjoying life with her dog, which she does.
>>64310889
I would feel for Ronda if it was le nice pokemon loving girl who got knocked out and she was now in post-depression instead of "DONT BE A DNB I CAN BEAT ANY WOMAN IN MY DIVISION WITH ONE ARM I CAN BEAT FLOYD"
Now I just don't care tbqh
>>64311490
>tfw you ended up on 4chan and not leddit
Thank fucking god
>>64311464
>The guy meme'ing about manlets expecting to be taken seriously
Wtf do you know about training for a fight you idiot?
>>64311272
sweden and UK have a good shot at having a champ
>>64311466
>"She's bulking up to play a young Paula Deen in her biography coming to Lifetime."
kek'd
God damn
Have a full time crush on that new Kowalkiewicz Polish chick
Muh dick
>>64311517
The UK has a champ
>>64311527
Bisping isn't a champ
>>64311545
Conor
>>64311516
How is it relevant that I've never trained for a fight?
Basic nutrition is pretty simple
>>64311527
Come again?
>>64311551
Conor is Irish
>>64311545
>>64311562
Ireland is apart of the British Isles
who /209/ here?
>>64311552
>How is it relevant that I've never trained for a fight?
>>64311572
its a meme he likes. Funny thing is he goes nts when you call tyson fury Irish which is actaully a fact, tyson is irish
>>64311319 here he is with the tricolour.
So ireland got 2 world champions in 2015 and all england got is more refugees
>>64311562
>all those 2014/2015 dates
>>64311562
Poland is basically England since every Polish person moved here
>>64311601
good going there curtis, you sure showed him.
>You now remember what Pettis did to Cerrone
>>64311620
>curtis
never even heard this name before
>>64311612
>tyson is irish
>Born in Manchester
holy shit ubereem is deflated now
What happend lads
>>64311589
late stoppage imo
>>64311562
>DJ has more titles defences than everyone else combined
>>64311641
JBJ gave him his coke and took up powerlifting.
>there are people in this thread right now who think it's weird that boys fight growing up
>>64311639
you learn something new everyday cletus
http://www.the42.ie/john-kavanagh-column-18-december-2511017-Dec2015/?utm_source=shortlink
Conor confirmed for lightweight fight next.
>>64311661
When Jones counts Cormier will his defense count start over?
>>64311676
never heard that one either you fucking weirdo
>>64311683
Yes.
>>64311641
they took away his horse meat
>>64311640
Keep telling yourself that kid. Never saw an Englishman wrapped in the tricolour before.
>>64311683
Yeah
Jones will literally never break Andersons 10 defences
Only DJ has a shot
And a healthy Khabib of course
>>64311683
>counts
lord
beats*
>>64311714
He was literally born in Mancheste
It doesn't matter what you think
An ENGLISH man is the HW champ
>tfw don't want Cowboy to win the belt but somehow want to see McGregor knock Cowboy out and win the belt
What is life
>>64311714
>>64311740
>ireland and england arguing over who gets to claim the gypsy
yurop is truly an awful country
>>64311677
>tfw the fight against Frankie is slipping away
Conor please don't do this
>>64311766
sage_and_sister.webm
>>64311741
McGoober doesn't have the power to KO cowboy mate
>>64311741
well would sitting through half a year of Cowboy holding the belt be worth seeing Conor knock him out for it?
>>64311803
(You)
>>64311803
>McGoober doesn't have the power to KO cowboy mate
He would KO Cowboy stiff m8
>>64311802
sister northcutt might not be a looker but you can tell she would raise strong sons
>>64311740
>>64311783
I'm not arguing, its a fact he's Irish, he identifies as Irish, has the tricolour on his home and shorts etc, this weirdo keeps calling him english
>>64311766
OG shit
>>64311803
When I look at Cerrone I see stiffness
Conor will claim the LW belt with ease
>>64311822
>its a fact he's Irish
Tell me again what Irish city he was born in?
>>64311766
classic heem webm right there, lad
>>64311836
This guy was born in england, says hes not british he's muslim and wants sharia law, protests troops and celebrates when they die.
Wants the queen to convert or die. He's english??
Bye bye culture.
TLDR tyson is irish and proud, stop crying muhammad
>>64311886
Stay mad that your country is worthless m8
I'll just keep enjoying being from the greatest sporting nation of all time
Why is she with this 20-7 manlet?
>>64311272
yes, we are.
>>64311096
>>64311169
oh shit it's the same girl, I wonder why her eyes looked so weird at the last one?
>>64311272
Likewise, m'sir.
>>64311677
>no red panty night for frankie
kek
>>64311589
>having all those clean shots on someone's face in the first round while you're not tired and still not being able to get a KO
>>64312103
Have you guys seen his kids? They look as old as him.
Am I the only one who's not buying into the Sage Nortcutt hype? I admire the kid, insanely talented, handsome and charismatic. But there's no way he's getting past a top 10 opponent, let alone beat Jon Jones' accomplishment as the youngest UFC champ.
>>64312329
He is 19, that's 4 years to get john's record, give him time
>>64312329
nobody is buying into the Sage hype dude. He's just getting pushed by Dana. Nobody here thinks Sage will heem everybody in his division until he actually does it. Right now it's just memes and responding to the artificial hype that the UFC is creating.
>>64311578
>british isles
>the uk
Kill yourself you retard.
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