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/heem/: "Technical Striking" Edition


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Previous thread: >>64264119

Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz

You guys all excited to see Velasquez vs dos Santos 4?
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What's your favorite fight?

1. Frankie vs Gray 3
2. Jones vs Gustaffson
3. Aldo vs Mendes 2
4. Gilbert vs Diego
5. Korean Zombie vs Poirier
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I don't even like fighting. I'm just here for the dank McGregor memes.
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Dos Santos gonna send Overeem's head into space.

Werdum gonna school Cain again.

Werdum vs JDS II 2016
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>>64267380
>Velasquez vs dos Santos 4?
but Werdum is going to destroy him again
>>64267408
>literally all modern UFC fights
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Why can't I delete my threads? I thought they changed this again?
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>>64267419
>werdum will be 39
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>>64267409
>take_your_kid_to_work_day.jpg
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>>64267411
I love fighting
It's so exhilarating to watch
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>>64267430
I'll delete your chin
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>>64267430
try /b/ they let you do it there
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>>64267454
Sounds gay tbqh senpai

But I agree completely
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Paige vanzant is such a dull cunt. Every tiem she speaks with the media it's like STANDARD_MEDIA_REPLY, it's fucking robotic, predictable and stock responses to everything.

Holly for example is a nice woman, very humble and respectful approach, similar to GSP.

Luke isn't a very articulate guy, but his "Chris trains with jabronis, I train with champs" comment add something to the interview.

I don't want a fully blown WWE persona, but she's such a fucking bore to hear. Have sme personality, you cunt.
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My thread was better edition
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>>64267408
1. McGregor vs Aldo
2. Hunt vs Bigfoot #1
3. Lawlor vs MacDonald #2
4. Jones vs Gustaffson
5. Mendes vs Aldo 2
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>>64267488
How many years until he actually faces someone who isn't just picked to lose?
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>>64267455
I got ya for the double leg takedown before you can even mutter your dogspeak

Before you can even yell "EGADS!!!!! HE'S GOT ME!!!"

I've already got you in a triangle

Game over
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>>64267502
they're all picked to lose against him
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Will he be back more handsome than ever?
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>>64267502
Given Dana's past of giving overhyped prospects opponents way out of their league, expect a title shot by this time next year.
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>>64267502
1 more of can crushing then he'll go up against a top 15 opponent on the downest of swings of their career, someone like Jim Miller.
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>>64267434
He went so hard so early though :(
I just wanted to see Aldo shoot for a takedown.
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>>64267425
>Cathal Pendred fights
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>>64267515
>this BritKEK worshipping rockhold and elias
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>>64267481
Watch yourself, muchacho, that's my future girlfriend your talking about
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>>64267599
I'm just Elias lad
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>>64267620
if she's in bed like she is in interviews, she'll be frigid, and her snatch will eventually freeze your cock
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>>64267558
I personally find the whole situation hilarious in so many ways...
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>>64267481
This is fighter bashing. Delete this before the mods heem your account!
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>>64267419
Wouldn't surprise me if it would be the other way around. JDS took a shitload of damage in his last four fights. I think, despite his lack of chin, Overeem will be able to stand with JDS and force him against the cage and ultimately dismantle him. Miocic hurt JDS real bad there and I think Overeem will come with the same gameplan but with a bigger arsenal of strikes.

Despite my probable bias for the Reem, I think the odds are much closer than the majority of the people seem to think.
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>>64267668
Overeem has been heemed so many times. Will his brain be okay, or will he become like Ali?
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>>64267409
pic related, some little kid's makeawish
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Could Mighty Mouse beat Conor McGregor?
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>>64267724
at some xbox games perhaps
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>JDS would cut down to make HW
>is small as fuck now since testing
>PED's have been proven to give you a chin like Overeem (with roids), Bigfoot, Marquardt
>has taken a ton damage his last fights
>getting hurt by Stipe of all fucking people
>no more IV's means no more brain fluid
>Reem looking like Jon Jones since catching AIDS
>will have more brain fluid
>more technical too

Reem = Free Money
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>>64267745
post your betting slip if you're so great
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>>64267724
Yes, easily in fact.
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>>64267745
>>64267781
OH SHIT
BLUFF CALLED

W E W
E
W
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>>64267622

>new USADA testing
>Suddenly looks like a bloated fat as fuck fat ass
>goes from undefeated to bitch made over night

But no, I'm sure he's clean
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>>64267704
he doesn't sound punch drunk but he could very well be one heem away from retirement.
>>64267745
what are the actual odds?
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any recent pics of jds or the reemer lads
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>>64267668
The reem literally has some of the best pressure fighting and clinch fighting I can remember, he mauls motherfuckers in the pocket against the cage but the problem is he forgets that and stands in front of people till they heem him.

JDS has shit footwork and reem will easily get him to the cage when he wants to because he backs straight up. It all comes down to if reem can do what he's good at instead of just standing in front of JDS and getting heem'd.

Which means you can bet your house on JDS, because Overeem literally can't into his own fighting style anymore.
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>>64267781
>tfw called out
I don't bet though. It's against my religion #TeamSage we can bet a pizza or a bag of chips if you want.

>>64267812
Via Bovada
-365 JDS
+275 Reem
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>>64267724
Of course you fucking goof hes p4p best fighter in the world
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>>64267781
>the bet on sports meme
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>>64267668
>Dutch Flag

Sorry friend but opinion discarded.
Dos Santos took a lot of damage.... And still managed to drop Miocic.

Fact of the matter is Junior is too fast, too accurate, and too strong. He WILL land at least one shot on Overeem. And in the end that's all he really needs.

Reem gonna Heem
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>>64267842
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You boys think we'll see any Big Pops from the pre & post fight drug tests this last weekend?
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literal who womens fight on the main card saturday baka
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>>64267865
>It's against my religion #TeamSage we can bet a pizza or a bag of chips if you want.
Good lad gambling rots the soul. Let's bet one cheeky handie then?
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>"So we signed a new contract (that says), 'With the win over Eddie Alvarez, you're next in line for the title shot.'"
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>>64267961
Only if you look like Reem,Rumble,Michael Johnson, Krazy Horse,Yoel, or Chael.
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>>64267932
It's a good one though, Hottie vs Cutie. It's goanna go right to my wank bank.
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>>64267481
she looks brazilian
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>>64267932
>literal who
>both top 15 in the world
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Oh hi Conor
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>>64268080
>le relegated to fight pass prelims man
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:^)
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>>64268080
>losing on TUF
>fighting on fightpass prelims
>conor is a multi-millionaire champion

what went wrong?
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>>64268055
>both top 15 in the world
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>>64268055
>implying there's even two relevant female fighters
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>>64268117
http://www.fightmatrix.com/mma-ranks/womens-strawweight/
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>>64268130
ASH THE BASH
S
H

B
A
S
H
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>>64268138
>bro they're both in the top 15 in the midget pillowfighting division. they're totally legit!
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>tfw oldfag who stop watching mma in 2013
Penn vs sherk was one of the best mma fights for me. watching a boxing clinic in MMA is pretty great. As well as florian vs gomi. If Florian had some sort of athleticism he'd be a top 3 fighter at his time
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>>64268117
>>64268130
>because i don't care about them it makes it untrue

fake fight fans to be honest
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>>64268007
Yeah Pettis said he got a fatter contract even with renegotiating after his loss.

Once you're on a Wheaties box you got leverage I guess, with or without the belt
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>>64268109
Nothing, he got lucky. Even he admitted regarding that fight that it was the first time he felt outclassed but was still able to get the W
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James Krause doing some balancing upon tucked leg.
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>>64267599
Rockfag here, I think Elias is a fat piece of shit and really enjoy him losing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyN_TmuX3u8
Who /KAROLINA/ here?
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>>64268160
Unf, Florian looked so fucking sharp against Gomi that night.
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>>64268181
That's a yoga position. Can't remember what it's called
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>>64267850
he's fighting with Jackson & Winkeljohn though. Their gameplans worked really well since he moved there.
>>64267892
Overeem isn't Miocic though; he's stronger and he has a bigger arsenal of strikes. A well-placed knee can take everyone out.
I'd agree that Overeem doesn't want to box with Junior, but I definitely think Overeem can controll him. Wether it's from the clinch or on the ground, I think he can damage him and will definitely find a smart gameplan for that.
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>>64268194
bewbs
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>>64268160
literally who
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>>64268215
GET OUT
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>>64268214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NJbT3mlP7k
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>>64268237
DANA BLESS
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>>64268209
Ever see Rickson Gracie's yoga game? Elite.
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>>64268237
>>64268264
>more rematches
kill yourselves Zuffa
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>>64267932
>only one women's fight on the main card saturday
Not a good feel....
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>>64268211
>And will definitely find a smart gameplan for that
>like he did against Browne
>And Bigfoot
>And Rothwell

Please don't say that with such confidence. Reem isnt as smart as you seem to think he is.

Reem also doesn't have a fucking chin or heart anywhere near as solid as Stipe. He's going to get nailed and then he'll quit like he always does.
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>JUST
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>>64268275
>not wanting to see Cain lose again in front of 2* champions
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>>64268191
heem yourself please
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>>64268275
I love how hating the UFC has become such a meme. If they make a rematch it's boring, if they don't make a rematch it's unfair. I think the only way the UFC, at this point in history, could avoid criticism is if they stopped making fights all together. They can just have a cage on constant livestream, with refs and judges on duty, and fighters can show up and fight each other whenever they want and get a predetermined share of the profits.
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>>64268282
Just 1 month until Invicta 15 at least
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>>64268299
Why is Joanna allowed
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>>64268327
Fuck yeah!
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>I don't like watching women fight
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>>64268329
JJ is actually everything Ronda seems to think she is.
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>Before the opening of the first round, both Aldo and McGregor refused to touch gloves and went immediately into combat.[13] As the fight started, McGregor took control of the center of the octagon. When Aldo got within his range, McGregor threw a straight left hand to keep Aldo away. The punch did not hit its target. McGregor then followed with a leg kick that connected. As Aldo surged forward to connect with a right-left punch combination, McGregor moved backwards and connected with left hook that landed on Aldo's chin and rendered him unconscious. Both punches connected, but McGregor's left punch landed first. As Aldo fell to the ground, McGregor connected with two hammer fists until the referee stepped in to stop the fight. When the fight was over, McGregor leaped into the fence and celebrated his victory. Within a minute, Aldo regained consciousness and was on his feet.[14] The bout lasted 13 seconds. The knockout was the fastest finish in any UFC title fights.[14] “Again, nobody can take that left-hand shot,” said McGregor in the post-fight interview. “[Aldo's] powerful and fast. But precision beats power, and timing beats speed. And that’s what you saw there.”[14]
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>>64268355
Yes, she is a fucking monster.
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Which heavyweight match-up would get the most PPVs right now, doesn't matter who the title holder is?
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>>64268325
I want UFC to just make the good fights happen. Them going with Lawler vs Condit is a great indication that they are becoming more willing to make the good fight instead of the "right fight".
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Friendly reminder that if you can't name 5 fighters in each division you're not a real fight fan
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>>64268366
Brock vs Kimbo
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>>64268325
>if they don't make a rematch it's unfair
Don't make my arguments for me. I don't want to see Aldo, Weidman, Rousey or Velasquez in rematches.
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>>64268368
>tfw i can name more in women's strawweight than men's bantamweight
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>>64268355
>non-traditionally cute
>confident
>deadly
>joyful
>

You're onto something here
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>>64268367
Lawler vs Condit is a good one, no doubt.
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>>64268366
>>64268377

sorry, meant to put with the current UFC HW roster
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>>64268368
Dont know if I could name 5 in the fly weight division desu senpai
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>>64268395
DJ
DJ Victim #1
DJ Victim #2
DJ Victim #3
DJ Victim #4

Easy! haha :D
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>>64268395
Johnso
Cejudo
McCall
Dodson
Hiroguchi

Cejudo's going to get heem'd btw
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>>64268387
https://www.instagram.com/p/_D3eb5ICN7/
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>>64268368
Heavy: Mike Tyson, Floyd Mayweather, Brock Lesnar, other Tyson, Klitchko
Middle: Paciao, Connor Macgregor, Ronda Rousey (i think?), Muhamad Ali sorry don't know more
Light: light is for pussies ;)
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>>64268454
FLW should get heemed, fuck that stupid division
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I've read on Cindy Dandois' twitter (she's Tate's friend and a cagefighter) that she went to Vegas for some TUF tryouts, only to discover that Zuffa are apparently not going to go through with their plans for 135 WBW on the next TUF season.

https://twitter.com/DandoisCindy/status/676641052929884160
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>>64268459
Top tier qt
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>>64268368
>only 5
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>>64268382
>mfw

Joanna
Gadelha
Tecia
PVZ
Randa
Karolina
Angela Hill
Felice
Rose
Calderwood
Magana
Penne
Lima
Karate hottie
Valerie
Kailan
Carla
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>>64268490
kek

you're just mad because you're too dumb to enjoy highly technical fights
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>>64268506
I could probably name 10 for each except 125/135
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>>64268496
They were planning wither wb or ws along with light heavyweights guess we get straweights
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DERE AIN'T BUT A SINGLE FEDDERWAIT YA NEED TA KNOW LAD
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>>64268454
Dodsons 135 now senpai
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>>64268535
I actually do enjoy some of the fights but the division isnt deep enough and Mighty Manlet is such a painfully annoying faggot
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>>64268527
>angela hill

she got cut therefore she is not reebok

shit list to be honest
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Seven hard-hitting bouts are heading to the Consol Energy Center in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Sunday, Feb. 21, with several rising stars and seasoned veterans ready to battle it out in the Steel City.
In a middleweight bout that could propel the winner into the top ten, number 13-ranked Derek Brunson looks to extend his two-fight knockout streak against Brazil's Roan Carneiro, who has won six straight.
Also in the middleweight division, veterans Joe Riggs and Chris Camozzi square off and Trevor "Hot Sauce" Smith meets Leonardo Augusto Guimaraes.
Canadian striker Shane Campbell, fresh from his first UFC win over Elias Silverio, returns to battle James Krause in a lightweight bout.
Welterweight stand-up specialist Brandon Thatch meets up with the returning Siyar Bahadurzada in an early Fight of the Night candidate.
In heavyweight action, Anthony "Freight Train" Hamilton squares off with Shamil Abdurakhimov, and in a clash of welterweight prospects, Sean Strickland faces Alex "The Dominican Nightmare" Garcia.

SIYAR'S BACK SIYAR'S BACK SIYAR'S BACK
VS THATCH TOO IT'S GONNA BE GREAT IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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>>64268572
Ah right. FUCK

>>64268578
Why do you not like him?
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>>64268563
Ah, I was worried they had completely scrapped the Men & Women Sharing The House angle.
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>>64268613
>land of the free
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>>64267745

Overeem almost got heemed by Big Country. His jaw is worse than Barboza's
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Who do you think is the most likely opponent to beat Mcgoober
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>>64268454
I think you're going to be surprised by Cejudo. To me, that's the most interesting DJ fight since DJ vs Cruz.
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>>64268289
that was before he moved camp to Albuquerque though.

I'd argue he did very well against Browne and Bigfoot, dominating them before he gassed out. Rothwell on the other hand, he got countered throwing a telegraphed punch and went down. A bad loss.

But that doesn't guarantee a KO for JDS. Roy Nelson has a big right hand too and he wasn't able to land it till the very end of the fight.
JDS has arguably taken more damage his last few fights than Overeem in the above mentioned fights.

JDS has been out for a year and I personally think he won't be the dominant Junior dos Santos we knew.
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>>64268623
frankie
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>>64268629
Do you think you could beat Cain in a wrestling match?
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>>64268623

khabib
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>>64268595
>Sean Strickland wasn't shot and dumped in the South Pacific
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>>64268634
And I think you're dead wrong.

But we'll find out on Saturday.

Gentlemen's bet; if Overeem wins I'll come on here and say I was completely wrong.
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>>64268325
>I love how...

stopped reading there. Kill yourself my man.
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>>64268669
>admitting you're wrong on /heem/
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>>64268623
Aldo
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>>64268325
>if they don't make a rematch it's unfair
said nobody ever

Werdum x Cain 2, Holly x Ronda 2 are complete fucking wastes of time
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>that view count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epmyCLfOjig
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>>64268660
>Sloppy striking
>Performs like shit under pressure

Can we let Khameem die already, poor guy probably won't even fight again.
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>>64268687
confident aldo yes but i don't think he'll ever exist against conor
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>>64268669
sure

I'll give you 10 /heem/-respect points™ would he lose.
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>>64268687

>There are functioning human beings that think DC can beat Jones

>There are functioning human beings that thing McGregor can beat Frankie

>There are functioning human beings that think Holm can beat Rousey in a rematch
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>>64268702
this, at least Aldo got caught quick, with zero answer on what could have went down. With that said after the loss Aldo will never be the same
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>>64268723

he would take conor down in the 1st and molest him until conor quits
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Will this fight happen? Because I'm genuinely interested to see if Frankie can be KOed, or if McGoober can be taken down and smothered.
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>>64268623
Colton smith
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>>64268672
problem?

Are you saying I should kill myself because there are 'people' as stupid as you in this world?
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>>64268788
colton by phantom glove touch

the ultimate mind game
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>>64268775
nothing can heem fronkie
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>>64268775
Frankie's gonna be an adorable little old man someday.
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>>64268702
I kinda would like to see aldo vs edgar 2 the winner of that can fight Conor
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>2:33

which one of you made this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
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>>64268775
>Frankie Edgar
>5 ft 6 in
>68 inch reach
>34 years old
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>>64268835
Fuck that, the way Edgar and Conor match up is far more interesting, classic wrestler vs striker kind of deal. Give Aldo some tune up fight, maybe Lamas or Siver.
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Man the cast on the first ultimate fighter is fucking insane

Shame it never makes any stars these days
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>>64267811
Maybe weidman was on roids too?
He looked super weak against lr
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>>64268885
No he didn't.
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>>64268080
>his career highlight is beating conor McGregor
>over FIVE YEARS AGO
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>>64268775
Is Frankie too small to keep him down tho?

If he can avoid getting heemed early and drag it into the later rounds it could get interesting.

Frankie has always seemed strong mentally but looked a little desperate begging McGregor for a fight. I wonder if he'd be more thankful for the fight and payday than hungry
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>>64268892
Looked weak to me. :/
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>>64268884
They really need another "second chance" season. The one with Serra, Shonie Carter, Lauzon etc was arguably one of the best.
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Cigano is back niggers
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>>64268623
A YOUNG GORILLA
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>>64268623
Robert paulson
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>>64268623
probably some golddigger who foxes up his home life
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>>64268653
Under the right circumstances
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>>64268623
no one bruv
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>>64268917
Yeah it was a fantastic gimmick

And it fits well with fucking every fighter in the world now being on the ufc roster
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>>64268623
Prime Tank Abbott
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>>64268731
are any of us really functioning?
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>>64268940
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>>64268974
You notice how he barely hugged her after the fight?
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>>64268892
He looked a bit gased probably because his muscles need more oxygen mike.
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>>64268998
no because we're not a homo like you


Seriously though what a weird gay thing to pick up on
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>>64269020
and blood too
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>>64267494
Your favorite fight was 13 seconds?
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>>64268998
/heem/ cracked the case that Conor was a homosexual a while back.
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>>64268998
You noticed how he kept trying to blow BIG john mccarthy's whistle and grabbing at aldo's cornermens bananas?
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>>64269043
an irishman's not used to anything lasting longer
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>>64269061
lol sex jokes XD
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This post may sound a little CucK but I need to say this. I have to get this off my chest. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for shit posting Ireland making awful I. R. A jokes. I'm sorry for saying Chad would beat Conor. I'm sorry for saying Dustin would crack Conors chin. I'm sorry for saying, and believing Aldo would kill Conor. Conor weathered a year long storm. Injuries, opponent dropping out, they kept sending killers after him and he kept taking them out. Ten years in thirteen seconds. In my four years of watching MMA I've never been impressed by anyone in MMA or sports in general. I've lived through 2004 Michael Vick. I saw 2006 Kobe Bryant. I've seen no hitters. But I have never seen anyone as impressive as Conor McGregor. He talks the talk and walks the walk. I thought he was all hype and for that I am sorry. He is an incredible athlete and I was wrong to doubt him. On Saturday I was on the team. I was on the wrong team. I was on Team Weidman. And never have I ever been so embarrassed to root for a fighter who just gave up and let himself get his ass beat and gave up trying to win. Looking back at Mendes vs Conor I see now what team I should have been on. The team that never gives up, the team that always gets on his feet no matter how bleak things look he never have up. I could only be on one team and chose the wrong one. I hope you guys will let me joint TMT (The McGregor Team). Thank you and Conor Bless. Conor Bless us all
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>>64269106
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>>64268237
Cain will get injured, Barnett will replace him. Screencap this.
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>>64269057
I absolutely did!
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Reminder that Ben Rothwell dropped Schaub with 3 (three) left hooks in a row
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>>64269036
It's like the #1 thing I look out for after a fight's done.
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What do you guys think about Pettis being promised a titleshot if he beats Alvarez?
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>>64269106
Conor Bless
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>>64269157

After Conor fights I look for his mom's nice rack
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>>64269173
Noice
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>>64269106
Conor bless
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>>64269106
Conor Bless
Chael Bless (Chael Mary's 3x)
#TeamSilentoad
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What the fuck is a jabroni?
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>>64269198
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Being 6'3 230lbs, I strongly believe I could heem everyone in this thread.
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>>64269106
Do you not think it's a little late? Only about 5% of the mma community still doubt him and you were in the 5%, how can you look back on your life as an old man and tell your grandkids that it took you this long to realize you were watching the greatest combat sportsman of all time ply his trade? I mean I've been following him since Dave Hill, early days, but even since then I knew. We can accept you but you have a lot of repenting to do. You have to spread the word of the lord through this poisonous cesspit where the devil holds sway, a land where people STILL doubt and think Frankie has a chance, a land that no doubt when conor heems frankie will say RDA or Khabib are the key. I will accept you but your punishment is that you will have to live the rest of your life knowing you didn't have faith when it counted the most, you didn't have faith before he walked on water and turned water into wine, you didn't have faith when he heemed the unheemable in 13s flat. This world is dark, and full of terror. But let the light of the lord guide your path and give your pity to the non-believers because if they still don't believe after saturday and need the heeming of frankie as proof, it'lls too late. They can never join the team.
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>>64269198

Someone who is still On the Team
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>>64269213
we get it, you're fat.
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Mfw ufc has become a clockwork orange since the new steron testing.
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>>64269215
I was still a hater after the Poirier fight but the Chad fight converted me.

I am the 10%
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>>64269265
>not being a massive slob

lol?
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>>64268623
Rafael dos Anjos
Donald Cerrone
Max Holloway
Frankie Edgar
Full camp Chad Mendes
Jose Aldo

Dey are all da same to me
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WHEN HOE ZAYS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS HE WILL KNOW IT'S NOT ALL TALK

CONOR BLESS
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As great as Conor is, can we all agree that his striking defense is sketchy?
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>>64269318
no
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>>64269318
DEEZ FEATHERWEIGHTS ALL HIT LIKE FLY WEIGHTS
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>>64269318
His takedown defense is pure shite
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>>64269318
MENDES HITS LOIK A BITCH
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>>64269357
>best takedown artist at 145 manages two desperation shots that he does absolutely nothing with

>conclusion: omg conor worst tdd of all time
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>>64269309

What the fuck is that official doing?
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The sole reason Artem lost, how many times does he need to be told? Stupid Russian
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god fucking damn i would so love to see McGregor vs McGregor, that would be pure art

why the fuck is there nobody on his level? he's gonna clean out two divisions in as many years and leave everyone in the UFC looking like a bunch of drunk amateurs compared to him
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>>64269390
>Dennis siver took him down

If anyone wants to take him to the ground they can with ease
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>>64269392
You know how at the famous churches and cathedrals people wipe the foot or hand of a statue of some saint? Official wanted some of that bless.
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Does he have a chance?
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We all agree Ronda doesn't deserve a rematch so who should she fight next?
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>>64269434
Yes. He'll be the man to end the Hendricks meme.
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>>64269392
He's a faggot who thinks he's dad and needs to ruin fun because he's wearing a goofy suit but he actually doesn't matter in the slightest.

If you watch the webm of conor's corner's reaction, there's some balding beta cuck with glasses screaming at everyone to sit down.
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>>64269434

maybe with some elbows as his leg is being humped
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>You could never heem me, Jon
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>>64269423
Z E R O
E
R
O
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>>64269452
Holly. Can't risk her getting fucked up by some other girl and devaluing her stock even further.
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>>64269452
Miesha
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>>64269452
Paige VanZant
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>>64269463

>ywn be a fat power-tripping worthless and purposeless NSAC official
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>>64269517
based denmark
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>>64269479
>implying Holly isn't going to fuck up everyone in her path
>implying it's a good business decision for the UFC to throw their golden girl into the cage with Holly again
>implying a second beating from Holly 9 months won't put Ronda on literal suicide watch and end her career
>implying Ronda isn't going to be so broken and mentally damaged she won't begin to stalk Big Brown before being involuntarily committed to a mental institution
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV4pN8MoR4o

>mfw even mma interviewers around here are priests
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>>64269479
Considering Ronda is gone for a year making movies, Holly has to fight someone else in the mean time.
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>>64269538
>mfw my reading comprehension
but really no one else in the division is a threat to Ronda so she should get at least one more fight before getting near-permaheemed by Holly again
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>>64267380
Remember when Chris Camozzi agreed to take a guaranteed loss on short notice against Souza? Pretty neat of joe silva to give him two easy fights for his troubles
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>>64269552
Holly will take the toughest fight in the division and look very human as she ekes out a close decision, then fight Ronda again and lose.
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>>64269541

K U R W A
U
R
W
A
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heem, let's speculate as to what Conor will say to get under Cerrone's skin. I'll go first.
"You're terminally ill granny is a fat tranny fuck"
<<Dana's FW
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>>64269106
thought you were being sarcastic, then i saw the 2004 michael vick reference.

truly felt the same awe as watching vick, even as late as the monday night game eagles game against the redskins

few athletes are as slick and dominant
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rose is live

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ZkKzBPDQgRKv
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>>64269577
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>>64269577

Budweiser sucks
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>>64269475
Gif is too big for me to post it but I'll handfeed you a link
https://hostr.co/file/970/GQ0wrwsPGMRm/85757ghhg845.gif
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Is Conor's next fight officially at LW or what the fuck?
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>>64269632
>drinking alcohol
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McGregor fractured his wrist when he KO'd Aldo. Out 6 months.
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>>64269577
>Yer lucky dey let ya fight out der in Albuquerque yeah ?

>Every single one of dose fighters has a better shot selection than this basic modafucker

>He's gonna get in there with the same plodding muay thai as Jose except this time I'm gonna back him up and crack him across the jaw

>Mark My Words
>>
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>>64269665

Travis is getting Werdum flashbacks.
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>>64269665
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>>64269650

he needs an x-ray and a doctor's clearance otherwise it is six months. Could fight Edgar in March
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>>64269642
that's not a takedwon, his back didnt touch the ground you newb
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anyone here still their dad's boy?
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>>64269647

>not having strong pepe game
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>>64269713

ur still muh boi
>>
Is Conor's next fight officially at LW or wtf?
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>>64269698
What do you call that, a trip? Siver used an advantage to send an opponent to the mat, that's a takedown. McGregor recovered very well and he wasn't on the ground long, but that doesn't mean it wasn't a takedown
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>>64269698
>Literally on his butt
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>>64269734
if his last twitter post is anything to go by, he just landed in town for the cerrone rda fight,
looks like they will prob step in him the octagon
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>>64269741
tipped his butt off the matt for a split second, and that's not a take down, your back has to touch the floor
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>>64269738
see >>64269475
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>3 cards in 3 days

what are the new dank memes
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>all he wants is his dad to grab the mic and say he's proud of him
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>>64269799
the only fuckable one is at least 4 inches taller than him, his management really needs to control whos around him for photos more
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>>64269820
Conor, we're gonna really need you to get a new family.

His girl towers over everyone, probably dominates Conor
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Updated

Main Card:
Rafael dos Anjos vs Donald Cerrone
Junior dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
Randa Markos vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
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>>64269799

Fucking potatoes.
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>>64269771
So if I get a takedown against the cage and their back is against the cage and butt is on the mat it's not a takedown?
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>>64269746

Would be cool. Haven't seen one of those good old challenger/champion confrontations in the octagon in a while. Hopefully it'll be Nashville over again
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>>64269850
malnutrition is a bitch, but it builds character
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>>64269771

So, if you're sitting down you're not down?

Ireland..
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The biggest star of the UFC isn't even recognized as an athlete in his home country

http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/sport/no-plans-for-homecoming-reception-for-conor-mcgregor-711529.html
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>>64269799
Dee looks like she's such a Cucq
Feel bad for her t bh
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>>64269847
rda
jds
diaz
markos
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>People actually think Cowboy is a championship caliber fighter
>in the year 2015
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>>64269883
>Cucq
whats mean this word?
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>>64269922

CucK
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>>64269916

He's literally the only person Conor can beat in his next fight.

RDA or Edgar both finish him on the ground.
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Regardless of their upcoming fight, who is more likely to beat Conor? Cowboy or RDA?
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>>64269799
His dad will bever be proud of a manlet
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>>64269847
RDA via UD
JDS via R2 KO
Johnson via UD
KK via UD
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>>64269941

Conor has no chance against RDA, stop this silly casual hype.
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>>64269934
>still doubting McGOAT.
You must love getting cucKed
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>>64267533
Jim would fucking destroy him m8
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>>64269922
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cucquean
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>>64269957

>still not realizing he's going to lose on the ground via sub in his next fight

Enjoy it.
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>>64269952
let me guess, a week ago Conor had "no chance" against Joe-zay as well?
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>>64269874
Yes he is

The irish papers big him up fucking massive then don't even mention the rest of the ufc results
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>>64269957
Conor will lose a decision to Frankie once he realizes Frankie can't be knocked out no matter what gets thrown at his chin.
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>>64269979

Let me guess, Ronda fan?
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>>64269847

Cerrone
Santos
Diaz
Karolina
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>>64269965
That's dumb. You're dumb.
>>64269969
Not gonna happen, scrublord.
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If RDA looks like he did against Pettis and beats Cerrone I think he would rape Conor on the ground

As long as he isn't a steroidcuck
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>>64269952
>RDA post PDA-crackdown

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING.

MAH NIGGA DON-ALD SERR-OH-NAY GOING TO GET SOME
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>>64269847

RDA
JDS
Diaz
Kowalkiewicz
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>>64270003

Ireland, pls. At least attempt an intelligent argument.
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>>64270003
>scrublord
back to /v/
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>>64267408

1. Frankie vs Gray 3
2. Jones vs Gustaffson
3. Lawler vs Macdonald 2
4. Wandy vs Stann
5. GSP vs Koscheck
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>>64269988
Just like Jose couldn't be knocked out?
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>>64269727
ur still mah boiii
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>>64269988
lol you fuckin nerd, frankie is always getting wobbled and against much lesser strikers than conor.
Ko'd inside 1. FACT
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>>64270035
I never said Jose couldn't be knocked out, faglord.
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>It's an Irish flags get super defensive about Conor losing discussion
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>>64269944
Godamn I fucking love that movie

>>64269771
you're a fuckin idiot
>>
Holly, Jon Jones and Karate Hottie dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcNi_LkRqV8
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>>64270045

Conor is always being taken down by much worse wrestlers than Edgar.

Sub inside 5, fact.
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>>64269989
>le 'real' fite fan
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>>64270045
Conor's stuck in the mud. Frankie would run circles around him.
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lol @ those who think RDA can beat conor

RDA is off the juice now and will be shown to be a roidbaby, just like hozay, just like vitor, just like chael, just like anderson, etc

conors movement is too good to be taken down by a slower guy in RDA and conor will catch him with that left hand and its lights out rda and brazians will heem themsevles
>>
So what's Aldo's new mythological creature called? You know, like Sea Level Cain, Full Camp Mendes, TRT Vitor, Motivated BJ, etc.
>>
NO LONGER MY SON!
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>>64270065

>le slowpoke appears
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>>64270046
Jose hadn't been knocked out til this Saturday past

Frankie will put in a valiant effort no doubt but he too will succumb to his first knockout loss
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>>64270078

Untaunted Aldo
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>>64270019
No. I refuse to humour mentally retarded people. Everytime he wins I argue the same shit with the same retards about his next opponent, if youcan't see
it by now you are clinically mentally retarded
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>>64270046
you must be ecstatic that this is an anonymous forum

i'd bet money that you were on jose's dick hard as fuck before he got raped in 13 seconds

>h-h-he's going to take c-conor down and s-submit him in the first r-round!

>m-mcmemer stands no chance against a real fighter like jose!

>c-c-c-conor's tdd and ground game is n-nonexistent!

stay cukt
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>>64270078
IV Hydrated Aldo
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>>64270071
>RDA is off the juice now
he looks great though
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Why was Frank Fertita so angry with Conors win?
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>>64270003
It's pretty much known that Conor cheats on his gf
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>>64270100

Ireland your projection speaks for itself. I hope you kill yourself once Conor is exposed and your vicarious lifestyle ends.
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>>64270078
Non-reckless Aldo
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>>64270118
Conor is a cokefiend whore-monger. A small, pale, Jon Jones.
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>>64270061

>When you get paid 7 mil to rematch a do nothing bitch
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>>64270110
Because Conor bet the Fertittas 15M that he'd KO Jose in the first round.
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>>64270110
my bet is that his promotion spent a year hyping this fight for it to culminate in only 13 seconds

love or hate conor, we all wanted it to at least last a minute or two.
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>>64270102
I knew McGregor's left-handed southpaw style would neutralize Aldo. I called it.

But Frankie is a different beast.
>>
>>64270134
fakest thing I've ever seen
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>>64270102
you get it burgerbro. It'd too lste for the other losers. Remember the polls the day before that had most of the /not true fight fans/ picking aldo. Saying he'll take hi down and sub.
Leave those cucqs to their cucqery
>>
>>64270134
>A small, pale, Jon Jones.
A future GOAT who will remain undefeated for years and years after getting the title? Sounds about right.
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>>64270149
What's fake? The image I posted or the image inside the image?
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Conor's chin has never even been tested and it's a fact his grappling is weak

Frankie would finish him
RDA would submit him
KO'D by Cerrone
KO'D by Pettis
Submitted by Khabib
>>
>>64270146
>I called it
Well if it isn't mystic mac
>>
>>64270152

When was the last time you showered?
>>
>>64270108

abs don't mean shit, most fighters are using gear that helps them recover quicker so they can train at a higher level consistently
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>>64270145
From what I saw of reactions on the internet, everyone seemed to enjoy it.
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>>64270134

I don't believe it.
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>>64270153
He's no Jones as a fighter, just as a party hound. Jon might be the toughest unarmed man walking the planet right now. McGregor is shorter than me.
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>>64270146
whatever you say

frankie will fall like the rest of them
>>
>>64270161
How do you know he's clean now though?
>>
>>64270134
>All athletes should be bland cunts

Nah, JBJ and McGOAT are the characters we need.
>>
>>64270172
Conor is stuck in the mud.
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>>64270110
>>64270138
>>64270145
It just looks that way, this pic is like 5s later. seems pretty stoked
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>>64270156
>Conor's chin has never been tested
True maybe he should move to welterweight to test it
>>
>>64270181
I agree.
>>
>>64270168
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>>64270118
Bateman: Don't touch the watch.
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>>64270187
he's a suit. deceit is in his kike nature.
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>>64270160
about 8 hours ago
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>>64270198
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>>64270198
/HEEM/'s first scoop. Normally the UG gets them all. What a thread.
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Conor knows he can't beat Edgar, you can tell by how he treats Frankie. Everyone can see this.

This is exactly why he's trying to start drama with Cowboy... Cerrone won't take McGregor down, so it's a safer bet.
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>>64270187
Soon.
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>>64270210
surprised it didn't leak out desu
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>>64270187
Is that Laura Prepon top left with her hand on her face?
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>>64270203

>replying to bait
>ireland
>ofc it is
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>>64270216
Ice cold.
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>>64270218
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>>64270216
I did think it was interesting that after he trained with McGregor in late 2014 he went on record saying he'd smash him. I have to agree.
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>>64270213
>Conor knows he can't beat Edgar,

How could you honestly believe he thinks this?
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>>64270230
I need a gf.
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>>64270239

Watching any of his interactions with Frankie. The level is respect is different, he's intimidated.
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kabeeb is the new tj grant. give it up
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who cares if conor does coke and fucks hookers, i'd do the same if i was rich

if he is fucking ugly girls though, thats a problem.
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>it's a /heem/ desperately tries to discredit all of Conor's achievements episode
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>>64270222
replying to who? I don't see any names just flags where do i turn on names?
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>>64270253
DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT
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>>64270250
Go to bed Frankie
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>>64270187

Ah, so he was like "Son of a BITCH he did it again!" in a happy way
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>>64270268
You weren't meant to be a fighter, Artem.
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>>64270239

>everyone thinks Conor should have had to face Frankie to get a title shot
>UFC protects Conor

>Conor gets title shot and wins

>oh shit Frankie kept winning this whole time too

>Quick Conor say you're moving up right away before defending the belt even once
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>RDA wouldn't submit Conor
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>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/15/10214358/cabmma-discovers-series-of-frauds-by-mma-fighters-during-secret

>Favetti can’t reveal yet who are involved in this case, but guarantees it doesn’t involve any UFC fighters.

Whew lads I almost damn near shat myself! But there go the next two seasons of tuf Brazil.
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>>64270299
Dos Anjos might be the best pressure fighter in MMA. Great cage-cutting footwork, powerful left kick to cut off escape, willing to exchange. A pressure fighter who's willing to exchange is the most dangerous, because it means they're not going to give you a break after you throw.
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>>64270293
>everyone thinks Conor should have had to face Frankie to get a title shot
but he did face Frankie to get a title shot
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>>64270134
I know the guy who made that post. His name is Nev and he's a coke dealer. Thats why he was invited to that house part. He told me the same story. McGregor is one of the biggest coke fiends going.
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>>64270323
>faking HIV and hep results to save money
that's just disgusting tƅh
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>>64270361
Short for Neville? Huh. Wouldn't shock me, Liddell, Jones, McGregor, and probably much more are big cokeheads. There are a few shots on TUF where Conor looks really strung out.
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>ywn do coke and talk about mewvment with conor

why bother living lads?
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When did the UFC start drug testing again?
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>>64270384
All the great fighters are on coke. Best pre-workout ever
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If Conor turned out to be a pedophile do you think Irishfags would still support him?
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>>64270496
If Trump was a pedo would you still vote for him senpai
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>>64270522
no
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>>64270455
>conor will never shout "beautiful work" as you raw dog one of his groupies
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You think Yoel USADA Warrior Romero will destroy Luke via tko
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>>64270661
He has one round of cardio, so I doubt it. Luke would pummel the shit out of his roidgut.
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>>64270134
>>64270155
>>64270198
You either die as a hero, or live long enough to become a cokehead I guess
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who /thug rose/ here
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>>64270216

Get well soon, Khabib. We all just want to see you fight lad.
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The new Sherdog layout is absolute shit. Just came here to say that. Carry on with the shitposting.
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cerone is a pretty big underdog, i bet on him 50 bucks, this is my first bet, I plan on betting mostly favorites but mainly just focus on who I honestly think is going to win, regardless of the odds, will cerone pull it out this time? I feel he has improved a lot.
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>>64270384
Melvin Guillard!
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>>64270785
Roidfael Dos Andosterone is fucking beastly right now. The most recent pics of him show him juiced harder than ever. Cerrone is going to get heemed hard and it pains me to say that since I love the guy.
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>>64270813
damn, I was thinking he could use his length and stay on the outside but your right, cerrone always gets tagged hard even though he wins, maybe it wasnt the smartest bet
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>>64270457
Tyson actually fought coked up, stoned, and drunk on occasion. Used the fake dick whizzer thing to beat his piss tests so he wouldn't have to stop using.
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>>64270831
Cerrone has a chance. RDA is a science experiment right now but anyone can be broken by the right shot. I wouldn't give Cerrone more than a 30% chance of victory though.
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>>64270831
I believe in Cerrone bro, hes got 2 extra rounds to make it happen this time
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cerrone has the best chin in the LW division, he wins this fight
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>>64270746
Call him Glass Pat, Pat "Die or Die" Barry. Call him corny crying bitch. Say that a strong wind could heem him.Saying she's heemed him (which is probably true). He genuinely cares for Rose. Which is weird considering they're like 20 years apart. But he really does care and love her. Unlike CucKaway who gives Tate terrible advice.
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>>64270913
She's Barry's only chance at a meal ticket by this point, of course he's all-in
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>>64270746
d'awww
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>>64270746

>"Lets see the replay, Mike. Barry goes in for the hug and BOOM, right on the button and he's out."
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Is Joana Jedruayasfklg jewish?
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>>64270981

No. What even made you ask this question?
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>>64271021
her nose
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>>64270898
>
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lads im taking my first BJJ class on friday, should i try and heem someone from my guard?
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>>64271069
you will get a boner for sure
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>>64270928
Come on, Barry isn't that smart. He's a dumb, loving oaf.
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>>64269847
Dos Anjos
Dos Santos
Diaz
Markos
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>>64271107
my dick
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>>64269847

Donald via TKO
JDS via TKO
Diaz via decision
Markos via decison
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>>64269847
Rafael dos Anjos via Shin Splitter
The Reem
Michael Johnson
Howdy Handa Markos
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>>64271107
>>64271124
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>>64271069
>Aussies trying to do BJJ
Heh. They'll probably give you the heavyweight title of your entire country and a black belt just for showing up to your first class.
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Hope you guys did your spinal waves today

Shake off the cobwebs and embrace your true MEWVMENT potential
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>>64269847
RDA
JDS
Michael Johnson
Literally who? Randa I guess.
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>>64271167
I've mastered spinal waves. What movements do I do now?
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JUST

BLEED
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>>64271146
hnng
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>>64269847
Cerrone
dos Santos
Diaz
Kowalkiewicz
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Who wants to get heemed?
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>>64271368
>dat lower leg
lmao
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What fite fan related things are you aiming to get for christmas?

pic related for me
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stepstool to get into bed

this is a level of manlet ignominy i will never know
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>>64271415
Getting Christmas gifts for yourself? That's sad.
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>>64271374
>making fun of calf genetics
mudslime detected
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>>64270384
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>>64271432
Better than committing suicide like a lot of lonely people do on Christmas.
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>>64271432
No, I told my phamilia that I'd be happy to get one of them or both.
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>>64270134
So fake lol....thats from the TUF episode when they had the pool party.
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>>64271446

they should volunteer at a soup kitchen if they're so lonely
>>
Precision beats power

Winners focus on winning
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>>64268731

Theres one faggout out there that thinks 5 feet 6 inches tall can beat McGregor, and that Ronda will ever fight again let alone be a champion.
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>>64269799
conor's dad looks like a mobster
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>>64271415

10 lessons in mewvment
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>Jones will NEVER get that loss of his record
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>there will NEVER be another Machida era
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>cuck defiltered
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Jeff Mangum will never release a follow up album to "In the Aeroplane over the Sea"
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My dad will never reassure a few million people that I am in fact still his boy
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>WEC will never return
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>>64271579
You probably haven't even listened to Ferris Wheel on Fire.
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>Matt Bisping will NEVER get his desired title shot
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>>64271599
matt bisping?

is that the fusion of matt brown and bisping?
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someone post that gif of ronda boxing
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>>64269892

dude, i need this on a poster
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USADA be kidding me!

I just thought of that joke, who did I do /heem/?
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>>64271663
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>>64271701

don't that one, retard

>>64271663

Gotcha familia
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>>64271724
What if Ronda catches Holly in a quick armbar in the second fight?
>>
>X IS PROBABLY THEEE MOST Y IN Z
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>>64271561
who cares it was boring, jones is way better and hes a heel that you also want to see lose
>>
new Chaelcast talking about UFC 194 with Matt Brown

http://podcastone.com/chaelsonnen
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>>64269046
>ah kem heer ta dew two tings
>kick arse 'n' suck dicks
>'n' weer all ahtta arse
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>>64271793
could literally care less
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>>64270746
The most accomplished Milwaukeean since Dahmer.
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>>64271758
MATT BROWN IS PROBABLY THE MOST UNDERRATED IN THE WELTERWEIGHT DIVISION
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>>64271871
>STEPHEN 'WONDERKEK' THOMPSON IS PROBABLY THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED STRIKER IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS TODAY
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>>64271793
>10+ minutes of shilling

Fuck me
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>>64271890
wondercuck
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>>64270138


source?
>>
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>>64270110
probably thought it was a bad thing that the fight ended so fast?
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>>64271724

Say that to her face and not on the internet and see what happens
>>
WEIDMAN THREW THE FIGHT
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>>64272009
would she hold me down and make me kiss her?
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Cerrone
Junior dos Santos
Johnson
Markos
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Have you taken your daily dose of snake oi- Alpha Brain™ today, Anon?
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Anyone seen that lance armstrong episode yet? Is it any good?
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>>64271787
every top UFC guy of late being heel is kinda boring desu

I can't hate everyone
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>>64272069
Did they fuck?
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>>64271701
my sides
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>>64272069
Do you think he calls them by their last names and adds madam?

>Mrs. Celeste, madam, may I take a picture with you and the other ladies?
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>>64272069
>being so hot that you're eyecandy for girls whose jobs are to be eyecandy

wew
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It's Wednesday, gang. You know what that means.
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northcutt is early 2000s incarnate. the way he looks, talks, moves, everything. liek a limp bizkit or POD song became a teenage UFC fighter
>>
lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyoteLLZMSk
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>>64272144
Schaub suicide?
>>
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/455553/McGregor-in-new-XXX-movie-with-Vin-Diesel/
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>>64271368

Literally no reason for such big quads unless you're competetive weightlifter/bbuilder. Actually a big drawback in most sports, mma included.
>>
Holy shit the no contest in tuf 5 finale

That was hilarious
>knocking yourself out
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>>64272201
Shut up you fat fuck.
>>
>>64272216

You know it's true bub
>>
>>64272201
>this is what betas who skip leg day actually believe
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mandatory
>>
Select 5 fighters to protect you

the rest are trying to kill you
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>>64272230

>skipping leg day meem

Bendo is one of few exceptions among good fighters. You can have legs stronger than your whole division without excessive mass. Try developing elite endurance in big wheels like the original poster's ones, ain't gonna happen.
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>>64269847
RDA
REEM
Nate
Randa
>>
>>64272254
Brock Lesnar
Tim Kennedy
Chad Mendes
Brian Stann
Matt Hughes

Obvious reasons
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>>64272163
>Colin McGregor
>Chris Weedman
stopped watching right there
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>>64272254
Sea level Cain - tank
Clay Guida - bard
MemeGregor - shapeshifting ghost
Jon Bones Jones - ranged damage dealer
Robbie Lawler - blood orc
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>>64272271
He has an accent so it sounds different.
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>>64272282
nah, he's just a casual
>>
>>64272254
Assuming all these fighters are in there primes:
Liddell
Jones
Silva
Hunt
Wanderlei

Come at me, bro
>>
Can someone help a heembro out and post the khabib "thingken of smash" pic? Thanks lads
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>>64267408
McGregor vs Aldo
McGregor vs Mendes
Holm vs rousey
>>
are all girls who are fightfans sluts?
>>
>>64272328
>this is probably legit
>>
>>64272347
Not all of us.
>>
>>64267408
>>64267408
Robbie Lawler vs. Rory MacDonald II
Jon Jones vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Jose Aldo vs. Chad Mendes II
Matt Brown vs. Erick Silva
Mark Hunt vs. Antonio Silva
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>>64272193
lol rampage was talking about trying out to be in that movie on his stream. would be hilarious if he took his role
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>>64272347
Forrest Griffin wrote something about this topic in his book got fight. Let me see, if I can find it. I'll post it in the new thread
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>>64272347
I wrote to this one girl who was into MMA once. She seemed really nice! She told me to "fuck off" and called me a creep so I know she has a great sense of humor!
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>>64271848
Pretty sure Pettis is ahead of her. And Duke, or better yet his brother trump both of them.
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>>64272347
1/2
"So what is the wrong kind of woman for a fighter? First and foremost, a girl that is with you simply because you’re a fighter. They are sometimes masters at disguising their reasons, but there are telltale signs of a fighter fucker. For example, if she comes to every one of your training sessions and shouts things like “kick his fucking ass” while you are grappling, and then leaves a puddle of viscous fluid on the plastic visitor’s chair when she gets up, she’s probably got a fight fetish. I know what you are thinking: That’s fucking cool! No, no, it’s not. Fighters are usually unclean people who’ve had terrible childhoods. They’re pretty much crazy people. If a chick dates fighters and fighters only, she, too, is probably pretty fucking crazy. She’s the kind of chick who will dress like a megawhore to get attention, and then tell the guys who hit on her that you’re going to beat the piss out of them."
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>>64272347
2/2
"It doesn’t matter if the perp has ten buddies guarding his back—she’ll send you to slaughter by insulting their mothers and challenging them on your behalf. Chicks like that are into expensive cars and glamour and all that materialistic bullshit, and they’ll most likely leave you the instant you lose your first fight. The actual author of this book, Erich Krauss, experienced this whorishness firsthand. Awhile back he cornered his friend Jason Pietz at an IFC event. After Jason kicked the living shit out of his opponent, the opponent’s girlfriend approached him backstage and pretty much tried to blow him right there on the spot. I mean, come on. How fucked up does a girl have to be to try to blow the guy who just moments before bloodied up her boyfriend? Trust me, you do not want one of these skeezers. They can be fun in the sack with their fake tits, but these shallow, daddy-issue attention whores will put you through a living hell on a daily basis"
>>
>>64272390
>>64272396
WEW
E
W
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>>64272230
>>64272260

Not the OP and actually hate on Bendo a lot but this picture does justice to what a freak physique he had for 155.

Think about how far apart he and Frankie are now.
>>
>ywn beat a guy up so bad his girlfriend will drop to her knees and start sucking your dick
why even live?
>>
>>64272260
Nah your just a dyel bitch who doesn't train anything.
No fighter skips leg day
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>>64272429
Pick up the book and read it, it's very entertaining and will induce all kinds of different feels.
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>>64272396
>After Jason kicked the living shit out of his opponent, the opponent’s girlfriend approached him backstage and pretty much tried to blow him right there on the spot.

jesus christ
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>>64272381
Invite her over to watch the fights this weekend
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>>64272439
have you read Chuck Liddell's book?
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>>64272447
Machida isn't fighting this weekend, bud
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>>64272448
Only GSP's and Forrest's but I'm about to start Mark Hunt's Born to fight and maybe I'd like to read Ronda's book too, but I guess it would be very cringeworthy.

Have you read Liddell's book? Is it any good?
>>
lets see if you're a real fitefan
who said the following? difficulty: easy
1.) beauuuutiful work champ
2.) anderson silva you absolutely suck
3.) i am not impressed by your performance
>>
>>64272466
>>64272466
>>64272466
>>64272466
Don't worry europoors, America is here to save you again.
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>>64272469
I'll wait for the next difficulty
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>>64272434

I wasn't discouraging people from training legs you absolute dupe. I can almost see your greasy little self satisfied face after failing to comprehend my simple comment.

>doesn't train anything

would love to test your chin
>>
>>64272455
Yes. It's been a while since I read it (before the Rashad fight), but there are some interesting backstories about his early fights, the early UFC in general, and when he fought Alistair and Rampage in PRIDE. He gives detailed assessments of his past opponents. Also some feels, IIRC he was born with an illness or painful disorder that doctors said would cause him to lose his ability to walk and his mother helped him get over it throughout his childhood. He said it gave him his resilience. He also tells stories about streetfights he's been in, some of which are funny, and gives some streetfighting advice. It's a pretty entertaining read if you are into fighter books.
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>>64272559
I am, thanks for the recommendation, I'll put it on my wish list!
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>>64271146
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>>64271368
You look like shit bro, I would heem you in 13 seconds
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>>64272163
>Colin McGregor
>Chris Weedman
>Hoezay Aldo

Its like he browses /heem/
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>>64269392
same cunt was present at ufc 178 and 189 doing the s>>64269392
ame gay shit
>>
>>64269847

Cerrone
JDS
Diaz
Randa
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>>64269799
I didn't know Kevin Spacey was related to Conor
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>>64269847
Cerrone
JDS
Stockton
MArkos
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>>64269847
Dos Anjos
JDS
Diaz
Kowalkiewicz
>>
>>64268623
HIMSELF
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