RDA vs Cowboy Saturday
First for the goat who will beat edgar and the lightweight champion to solidify himself as the greatest human to ever walk the earth
Why do potato fags have a problem with Dillishaw?
What's your walkout song, /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXNlY5tbQI
Conor hasn't faced anyone as well-rounded as Edgar yet.
Who's seen Spike's "Return of the Last Emperor"? watching now.
Leave McGregor to me
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
>>64264144
I actually think this would be epic,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc2BXCEeJMg
Maybe you'd have to be a girl to pull it off though.
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omm1QuSGMvM
The one and only
>>64264147
why is fedor always fat?
Who will leave with the Bantamweight title on January 17 and why will it be the original creator of /mewvement/ Dom Cruz?
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm9P1QsoGhw
With a wolfhead as a hat. It would be the most edgiest thing ever in fight history.
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GDuakTG8FI
>>64264137
*cringe*
>>64264200
that's rockhold's tho
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXudyBan4AE
theres no other answer than this
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qoSVxQKms
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD3VsesSBsw
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=085N0Ckjv58
>>64264218
exactly
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmo6MRYf5g
>>64264187
It would be like Rory walking out to Metallica: badass.
>>64264144
>>64264165
>>64264166
>>64264170
>>64264187
>>64264200
>>64264222
>>64264230
>>64264238
>>64264246
>listing walkout songs as if you're going to fight ever
lmao goofs
>>64264269
If you believe it in your heart and you have the courage to say, it will come true.
>>64264269
I know right? It's not like anyone actually ever cares about walk out songs unless it's funny stuff like Linkin Park
>>64264269
>carrying boombox playing walkout theme
>randomly fight someone on street
>>64264269
>not goofing around sometimes
We are all like kids anyway. Watching grown men punch each other for entertainment.
>>64264269
is the inner child in you dead?
also thanks for the (you) lad
>>64264269
I'm literally begging you to get in my guard at this point
>>64264285
its like the're actually pretending that they are going to fight lmao
>>64264178
cuz he's short af for heavyweight and needs to stay pudgy to not get ragdolled by way bigger dudes
>>64264144
https://soundcloud.com/otaku-gang/8-suicidal-thoughts-star-wars-remix
Is this a realistic concern for fighters?
Are the any jewish fighters?
>>64264269
i had an amateur fight. here's what i walked out to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44bV8td2Wew
>>64264325
>>64264246
kek
>>64264323
No it's called being prepared. Being relaxed. Having good movement, being able to adapt to anything wherever the fight goes.
As the year comes to an end, what have been the top /HEEM/ memes?
>>64264323
what a fucking retarded bitch. How much dick she suck for thar job?
>>64264408
>>64264283
Don't let your /heem/s be dreams
I like Condit but his recent record really makes you wonder why the fuck he is getting a title shot:
Thiago Alves - Win
Tyron Woodley - Loss
Martin Kampmann - Win
Johny Hendricks - Loss
Georges St Pierre - Loss
Kampmann isn't even in the top 15 of the weight class and Alves is listed as #15
>>64264408
watching the joe rogan show from yesterday, he's such a twat to callen.
>>64264426
just look at her lips; they are permanently open for business
>>64264464
>tfw I only watch Rogan Watch
>>64264463
Is that Joe Benavidez in the back thinking "she makes HOW much more than me?"
What is Paige VanZant's ethnicity?
>>64264489
Southern Rock
>>64264463
filename could use a bit more subtlety
like ronda's dad holding mitts or something
>>64264489
white
>>64264489
fucked up royally and forgot to put the pic
>>64264461
It was dumb as fuck but people don't like Hendricks so it's fine
>>64264509
bleached blonde hair is the worst desu
>>64264489
I don't know, but here's Vanessa's.
>>64264489
last name is dutch, she has some indian and general western european heritage
>>64264464
callen deserves it
>>64264464
callen deserves it
>>64264146
Not for more than 13 seconds anyway
>>64264509
everything looks slightly askew in that picture; the way her hair is parted, her eyes, her nose, her cheekbones, her jaw... there's no symmetry
>You could never kill me, Jon
>>64264553
>listen i dont wanna hear a fuckin history lesson son
that manlet's gonna catch a heem if he keeps talking like that
>>64264509
>>64264489
chimp/Brazilian
>>64264571
would jon beat pre-diverticulitis brock?
>>64264318
kek
>>64264439
Best ragdoll physics I've ever seen.
>>64264563
to be fair, her face isn't her strongest suit
>>64264593
she's very pretty
If Robin Black saw this place he'd be disgusting. Literally none of you are talking about technique.
>>64264464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2vR3ZH5sTE&feature=youtu.be
>>64264603
gina has a better face
>>64264605
I think my movement and confidence would impress him. I mean, I could beat the shot out of any of you clowns.
>>64264408
>>64264641
Ayy lmao
>>64264408
>it's almost been a year since jones vs DC
>>64264571
>balooning up with muscle will make him a better fighter
Why do casuals think this? Jon's skill came from his technique. He was already bigger and stronger than everyone else in the division. If anything all that muscle mass is just going to fuck up his gas tank and make him sluggish. Yoel Romero runs out of gas in the second round and Jon's fights ususally last 5 rounds
>>64264463
Who on earth recorded this thinking it was showing elite boxing?
>>64264685
He will probably cut down. His body will adapt to the new strength though. He literally looked skinny and soft before, now he will throw harder and faster.
>>64264699
probably emma watson or something
>>64264408
the undisputed meme of the year
Hey /heem/, is it true that stocky guys have an easier time staying on top of a fighter, in guard position? I remember hearing that, a lanklet type has more trouble, as that body type is easier to submit or so. Also lanky guys are supposedly easier to take down due to their center mass and more.
Isn't Frankie vs Conor stocky vs lanky?
>>64264641
Ayy lmao
>>64264641
Ayy lmao
>>64264722
wouldn't call frankie stocky
chad vs conor is a better example
>>64264722
I'm taller than you and you can't take me down
Leave Mr. McGregor to me
>>64264707
>he literally looked skinny and soft when he was the #1p4p figther in the world
>now he looks totally different
what does that tell you?
>>64264685
>Steroids make you worse as a fighter
It was clutch, but you actually did it. Stupidest /heem/ comment of the year.
>>64264408
>>64264736
>>64264753
Haha, that is really funny. Thanks so much. I'm only 19 by the way though. What does that mean?
>>64264722
1. yes
2. lanky guy is only easier to take down once you already grabbed him, since he is taller when he defends it will be actually harder due his weight spreading more and not being focused on one point
>>64264736
>got dominated by Cody Pfister in round 1
>threat to McGregor
If he hassense he'll just fuck off from the UFC. He could make way more money joining a boy band or doing disney movies and he wouldn't have to worry about messing up his hair
>>64264752
what ever happened to that guy
>ronda rousey will never knock you out and sit on your unconscious face as you lie on the octagon mat, making you sniff her sweaty, spandex-clad ass and forcing you to kiss it when you wake up
>>64264787
heem yourself
>>64264782
>Ireland confirmed shook
>>64264751
You just made the stupidest comment of the year. I never once mentioned sterois. You don't need steroids to grow muscle and you don't need to be muscular to be on steroids.
You americuks just want your black bull to be musucular while he fucks your wife so bad that you aren't eve thinking logically
>>64264787
only decent ronda is weightcut ronda
>>64264781
Depends on the size difference. If you saw DC vs Jones you could see enormous trouble for DC in getting in on Jones. Reach matters.
>>64264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
>>64264826
>>64264787
>/heem/ has an issue with me and Rockhold when shit like this gets posted
>>64264829
yes reach matters too
>>64264857
You aren't the only one who likes Rockhold, buddy.
Is Sage a robot?
>>64264269
jokes on you I'm actually a pro fighter
>>64264787
goddamnit burger
>>64264893
hi cheick
>>64264890
I thought he only uses the Internet to study for school.
Nate Diaz's wikipedia entry is like some animal description, talking about his habitat and diet
>>64264872
what kind of like we talking senpaitachi?
>>64264782
Like McGregor could ever take anyone down.
>>64264914
read this
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Page_%28fighter%29#Trivia
I swear he wrote it himself
>>64264985
It's like McGOAT doubters never actually watch fights.
>>64264269
Its just an excuse for these losers to shitpost their shitty taste in music. Report and ignore.
>>64264987
some company did it
fucking can't remember what they are called it's "London ..." sometihng or other. They have a yank who always does interviews for them and most of that info is from one they did with Page
>>64264222
>not the disturbed version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa-InpeDb-c
>>64265007
London Real. I just love the presentation of it. Inane bullshit in bullet-point form.
>>64265003
Ur opinion=WGAF
>>64265020
Page should fire his management tbqh
when does mcgregor make his inevitable wwe appearance?
heem check out John Dodson's wiki entry. Pay particular attention to his number of fights and in his fight record the result of his matchup with
Joe Doherty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dodson_(fighter)
>>64265069
>5 ft 3 in
>>64265069
did you do this m8?
>>64265061
Wrestlemania senpai, maybe summerslam too or whatever PPV coincides with UFC 200
>>64264318
It's like he got his super powers from steroids. Can't believe he forgot to take them.
lads, there's a muay thai girl coming to mma. One of the best in the world, and has also beaten Joanna 3 times.
>>64264323
She looks like someone ironed out all the wrinkles on Hillary Clinton's face
>>64265091
no, but according to the number of fights listed under his pic he's the GOAT
>>64265097
>muay thai
>girl
>>64265097
Great, a Holly Holm to make JJ a pillow girl. Dana won't mind. She wasn't that marketable in the end.
>>64265119
>girl
>>64264736
>no thank you
>no ufc fight pass promo
>no *exhales inhales excitedly*
>>64265061
he won't. mcmahon called Frank Shamrock a midget. you think he'd give Conor a second look?
>>64265119
She's russian or eastern european I believe. And the "best in the world" naturally excludes thailand
>>64264818
This potato just got fried.
>>64265168
Was Ken that much bigger than Frank?
You guys think McGoober is taking care of Artem financially? They seem like pretty good bros and I can't imagine Artem is raking it in after losing out on the TUF contract.
>>64265168
meanwhile mayweather came on wrestlemania and he's an inch shorter than conor
>>64264685
it will though. Its definitely not going to improve skill but it will definitely benefit him during fights. That extra strength and power is what all athletes try to achieve along with skills
What do you guys think of Fallon Fox?
>>64265193
7 centimeters and 10 kilo or so
>>64264890
Has science gone too far?
>>64265208
wouldn't desu
>>64265169
>And the "best in the world" naturally excludes thailand
le wut
>>64265208
nice guy
>>64265220
Oh, damn. Didn't realise it was that much.
>>64265069
What am I supposed to be seeing?
>>64265208
Mentally ill faggot who should be executed. Toss him into a pit with a top 5 LW and have him literally torn limb from limb for beating up women.
>>64265242
Americans/europeans cant compete on the level thais do, it's another world of skill.
there's been a like 4-5 europeans who managed to win a title
>>64265202
true. thats mayweather though. i like conor but hes not on that level yet.+ vince hates mma but accepts boxing.
>>64265193
height wise yes. though to be fair, had vince known who frank was he probably would've reacted better
>>64265242
They always get ripped up by Westerners. Only look good when they're fighting each other.
>>64264222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAVgg6PTLoU
this one pumps me up more for some reason
>>64265253
>Matt Hamill beat Jon Jones
>>64264833
pretty catchy desu
>>64264914
>Diaz defeated Pellegrino via triangle-choke submission in the second round, after losing the first. As he locked up the choke, Diaz had time to flex for the crowd and throw up double middle fingers before Pellegrino actually submitted by "tapping out".
kekkerino
>>64265256
Careful bro, they'll pull the homophobia card
>>64265256
Mitrione?
>>64265286
Sorry, who do you think won?
>>64265297
I'd watch Fox vs Jenner
>>64265277
>They always get ripped up by Westerners
It's the complete opposite, hence why Saenchai and many other thais are willing to fight at a weight disadvantage against westerners
>>64265267
A Hawaiian islander fairly recently became the most successful sumo wrestler in history. Just because Muay Thai originated in Thailand doesn't mean that they are the best by default.
>>64265267
oh, i thought you meant that thais sucked.
>>64265277
le wut
>>64265267
Who is John Wayne Parr?
>>64265340
It's possible ofcourse. But its hard to compete with a culture that revolves around it
>>64264571
>You have been visited by the cocaine-addicted GOAT. Blindness and hyperextended knees will come to you unless you type "RIP DC."
Who /stillmyboy/ here?
>>64265374
An incredible fighter, but he never managed to win a belt. Just like Ramon Dekkers
The Dutch cuck'd the Thais on the world scene when it comes to Muay Thai
>>64265409
What a phony fuck
I laughed my ass off when he said "marijuana addiction" in his post-suspension interview with Helwani
Maybe he's a bit more reserved but he's still the same scumbag deep down
>>64264685
He's not going to end up with that much muscle on him ya goof. He'll obviously train cardiovascular endurance and technique as well as strength. Overall it'll help to increase his strength by a fair amount, there's method to the madness. Guarantee he heem's one of his first opponents if not DC.
>>64265422
He did beat Yodsanklai in Contender Asia by split decision though (^:
Here's the last Fallon Fox fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX3f3KnRvAk
>>64265456
You mean kickboxing? And no they didnt, Buakaw still tearing people apart.
>>64264685
>Guy who by his own admission didn't try all that hard between fights is now focusing his downtime on strength training instead of partying
>This will be the end of him!
>>64265500
chinks are midgets and gay
>>64265514
>people actually believe this "didnt try so hard" bullshit
How does Overeem vs JDS go down
>>64265523
>conor
>>64265527
Stann gave a firsthand account that Jones just dicked around between camps when he dropped in on him in NY
>Fedor fight is 16 days away
>opponent has yet to be announced
What gives? It feels like we should have known this by know, surely. If they know who he's fighting why not announce it? If (by some miraculous fuck up) they still don't have anyone to fight him by 2 weeks notice how can they continue selling a hallow card? Either way I find it strange that no solid rumors have come up after Singh was confirmed not to be fighting him
>>64265527
Well he wasn't performing to his full potential as he's recently admitted.
>>64265464
you can become dependent on any drug, if marijuana helped jon cope with his problems he probably used it frequently enough to be considered an addiction.
Its really hard for me to keep posting here. You are all, invariably, stupid. Considering we come here to discuss mma, I'd expect some of you to display at least some knowledge, but I am continually disappointed. While I do manage to cringe through your drivel about the sport, whenever the conversation ventures into other realms the stupidity is too much for me to handle. I might even give you all the benefit of the doubt if I thought you posed a physical threat, but you don't. You are all inferior to me in every way conceivable. You are just lucky I've managed to stick around this long. Step it up or I am leaving. This is your only warning.
>>64265529
jds wins by ko
>>64265497
>those comments
>that voting
wonder if s(he)'s struggling with motivation with all of this
>>64265552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwbEcjYM-RU
>>64265555
>admited
I guess he was going at 70 percent
>>64265546
Many fighters dick around between camps, pic related
>>64265552
probably some surprise name to make everyone go wooaah
>>64265580
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little worm?
Hey /heem/, what are some good early Wednesday morning movement drills?
>>64264782
>2015
>slacking off the goatest of all goats Cody ''the sister'' Pfister
>Jerome LeBanner fighting on the Rizin NYE card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/14/10123964/jerome-lebanner-returns-to-mma-at-rizin
>>64265627
>>64265580
I'm 185cm 82kg, try me. This Christmas you'll be eating french salad through a straw.
>>64265580
Listen lad no one gives a fuck. I could genuinely literally heem you in a second.
NO ONE CAN TAKE DAT LEFT HAN' SHAW
>>64264890
is this a real tweet
i was joking about this earlier today
>>64265666
check'd
Nate Diaz's performance against Cerrone is a work of goddamn art
>>64265672
that's not a tweet
>>64265675
weird, i was just thinking about that fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEw7fetxuYM
>>64265678
cute
>>64265698
The 3rd round might be his best, holy shit. He lands and moves out of the way so damn naturally.
why does Khabib Nurmagomedov never fight?
>>64265711
the coach to the left, its like he genuinely doesnt care
"eh I saw it coming"
>>64265666
STARTS STAGNATEN
>>64265724
nah that's andre pederneiras, he's imo one of the best coaches ever and he's seen it all. just part of the game.
>>64265711
DJ looks like he saw a ghost
>>64265660
I'm 188cm, 102kg. You are literally an 8yr old boy body
>>64265744
PEDerneiras, the clue is in the name
>>64265761
fatty
>>64265744
>real tweet
"one of the best ever"
>USADA comes in, all his guys turn shit tier.
He's a cheating scumbag
>>64265744
He's seen it all before. Just looks disappointed.
>>64265711
>DJ stands up
>Immediately disappears in the crowd
https://youtu.be/RPhqsunGPII
>>64265784
nope. builtfat
>>64265783
>>64265787
>believing any top fighter except BJ Penn is truly clean
lmao @ u
>>64265761
I don't do sumo
>>64265724
From left to right, the men in Aldo's corner are
>Andre Pederneiras, king of Nova Uniao
>Marlon Sandro, a longtime MMA veteran who never quite hit the big time when he moved from Japan to USA. Scored some all time classic heems in Sengoku though, worth looking up. A good friend of Aldo since forever.
>Hacran Dias (in background), MMA banger
>Pedro Rizzo, one of the best Brazilian strikers of old school MMA and now a trainer, coach, seems to go to quite a few camps, like the lovable uncle of Brazilian MMA
>>64265806
dont forget my man nick diaz, he a good boy
>>64265724
Dede has seen it all dude. He doesn't get caught up in the hype. If anything he just looks annoyed that it happened so soon before Aldo could do any of the shit he practiced.
>>64265806
I'm literally the best fighter in the world and 100% natty.
>>64265806
i betcha rory mac is clean
>>64265811
Rizzo's old fights are savage things of beauty.
>>64265820
yeah there's a few more, but mcgregor is most definitely not on the list, which is fine btw I do think the hues rely more on it but let's keep it a buck.
>>64265809
you get heemed is what you do
>>64265805
nice try fatty, i bet you dont even bench lmao3plates
>>64265827
bacne macdonald? uh huh. sure.
>>64265827
as clean as GSP
>>64265811
is he pedo?
>>64265827
this is b8 right
>>64265835
>Rizzo's old fights are savage things of beauty.
His first fight with Couture is the best UFC title fight there's ever been.
>>64265660
>185cm
>82kg
are the serbs still starving you? fucking lmao lad
>>64265464
>he still buys into the corporate lie that marijuana addiction doesn't exist
>>64265839
oh thanks for the compliment mr. burger. i'm 19 too btw
>>64265862
>uk being fat
sun is also bright etc.
Werdum vs. Memelasquez 2
Who ya got?
>>64265870
19 and already a fatty. you aspire to be american?
>>64265811
>Andre Pederneiras, king of Nova Uniao
Whoops, I meant to say "King of Brazilian MMA". He runs Shooto Brazil on top of being the own of Nova Uniao. One of his NU boys died weight cutting for a Shooto event. Pretty messed up. I wouldn't say I like him.
>>64265878
werdum all the way
>>64265805
that's what all fatties say
Michael Bisping is natty despite what Rampage said
>>64265872
>non country lanklet can't eat enough to leave foreveraboy mode
don't get mad at me m8
![0713-subasset-rory-macdonald-twitter-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4JG70L3.jpg "0713-subasset-rory-macdonald-twitter-4[1].jpg")
Just rewatched Robbie Lawler vs Rory MacDonald II. What a war.
What other fights are like this? Ones that are /JUST BLEED/?
>>64265806
bj penn is clean because his genetics are shite and anyone with half decent bodies in mma are doping, got ya
>>64265857
>>64265850
>>64265844
not a troll. he's been fighting since he was sixteen, and had the same physique he has now even before he joined Tristar.
>>64265911
physique doesn't mean much, there's just no real reason to assume he's clean.
>>64265711
are khabib and conor friends?
khabib would murder conor i feel if they fight
>>64265903
Jones vs Gus
>>64265926
What the FUCK happened to "innocent until proven guilty"?
>>64265878
Memelasquez gets his revenge
and then its Doom vs Memequez 3 in 2017!!!
>>64265941
dunno, he comes from a roid junkie country which they've cracked down on with the new testing and has fought twice in the last 2.5 years. might be closer than you think.
>>64265966
Remember when the heavyweight division was the UFC's biggest moneymaker?
