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ARI:Mike Smith to miss 8-10 weeks after surgery
PIT:Marc-Andre Fleury diagnosed with a concussion
MON:Carey Price wins Lou Marsh Memorial Trophy
PIT:Penguins lose Beau Bennett for 4-6 weeks
PIT:M-A Fleury out Wed., may have a concussion
FLA:Jaromir Jagr (flu) appears to be out Tuesday
MIN:Minnesota claims Jarret Stoll from waivers
MON:Zack Kassian has been reinstated by NHL/NHLPA
DET:Pavel Datsyuk feels 'something is missing'
CAL:Karri Ramo (flu) is good to start on Tuesday
TB:Brian Boyle scores SH goal to lift Lightning
WAS:Another gem for Washington G Braden Holtby
7pm:
NJD@BUF
FLA@NYI
EDM@>rags
CAR@PHI
7:30pm:
TBL@TOR
SJS@MTL
8pm:
CGY@NSH
>cancucks@Pedophiles
STL@WPG
8:30pm:
COL@CHI
CBJ@DAL
>rags
>hongcouver
>1915
>canada
>>64264320
BUF
FLA
>rags
CAR
TBL
MTL
NSH
MIN
STL
COL
DAL
You have 10 seconds to tell me why Stoll won't have a 40 point season with Minnesota
NEWS
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Shit team
Shit fans
Shit uniforms
Shit city
Shit state
>sturs
Kane will extend his point streak to 27 tonight and there's nothing you can do to stop the Blackhawk dynasty.
>>64264700
t b h I think the Hawks are about as close as a team is going to get to the traditional dynasties of hockey, I dont think it's really possible to win 4 in 5 or 3 in 4 anymore
>>64264650
Rags
>>64264320
What does this image have to do with the sport of hockey?
>>64264650
>rags
>>64264789
they were one goal away from a threepeat
it hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kQ60frG0kc
>rags
>>64264798
It represents the Frog-Canadian origins of the sport
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
How many "welcome home stammer" signs will we see at the >laffs game tonight
How do you pronounce Patrick Roy's last name?
>>64264977
>meme team that got swept by the worst
>best team in hockey
>>64265254
WAH
>>64265254
Ruaa
>>64265269
>tattoos
Dropped
>team is 5 points out of a playoff spot
>everyone demands a raise
>JEST
>mfw the avs end Kaner's streak like they ended the Hawsk win streak a few years back
>>64265372
So all in for the avs?
Reminder that the NHL is going to name a rapist and convicted assaulter its MVP this season.
>>64264700
>blackocks
>dynasty
pick juan
>Da Burrs get annually BTFO in December
>sudden influx of Hawks posters
Like clockwork
>>64265106
Pubix is not /sp/ according to our Not moot overlord.
>>64265443
Stay mad, 1993land
>>64265564
he actually admitted that food is a sport so we're fine
>>64265564
>taking orders from zipperheads
I shiggy
>>64265573
>You can win off a tie
disgusting sissy yuro sport
>>64264471
Because he doesn't have a bona fide roster spot. For now I'm guessing he will take over the 3C spot so they can move Coyle back to wing. Haula has gotten over the sophomore slump and is playing great for a 4C lately. The wild still want to see how Graovac plays, he was injured in the first game and is getting his legs in Iowa currently. I assume he will get more than a few looks at 3C in time. Expect Stoll to be a cheaper Brodziak and nothing more until he shows something.
>inb4 Brodz is only 900k
>inb4 hour+ response
>>64265372
>mfw the wild beat dallass in the first round, continuing the streak of knocking out the central winner
>>64265659
That guy is a perfect representative for the State of Pedos
>>64265687
How does a guy born in Northern Ontario, who also lives in Ontario in the summer, represent a pedophile or Minnesota other than being their coach?
>>64265770
Because he looks like a pedo, fucktard
>finnish goaltending
>>64265770
He looks like a creepy piece of shit like the average pedosotan
>>64265889
top jej
>>64265883
Canadians are pedos tbf
>>64265883
I didn't know there was a specific look, but I would have guessed it would involve a mustache.
>let's go leafs!
>>64265484
>Canada's NFL team gets
Oh wait. Well at least you got the Cuck Football League.
>pedosota is so salty they are trying to start USA vs Canada shitposting
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>64265372
>mfw like the last 6 teams the Hawks have played every single team said something similar.
If it happens it happens, but don't think you're original or prophetic because you called it.
>>64265960
>tfw no sick flow
>pickels
>>64265953
Nah I don't bother with that, there is enough border shit-flinging I'd rather not start any. Besides it was some sunbelt faggot that played the pedo card first
>>64265913
He looks like the guy who touched me when I was a kid tbf
hey hoc I just bought some veggies for my stir fry, how long do I have before they go bad?
Pro tip, if you hate the Rangers more than you hate the dullASS sturs you probably came from Reddit and no one on /hoc/ wants you here anymore
>>64264650
>rags
>>64265987
>state of hockey
>zero (0) cups
>>64265988
>molestesota
>>64265981
Go back to shitposting on /ck/
so guys what's looking like the most interesting match tonight?
>>64266007
nobody hates the rangers bro,
we need a class clown
>>64265923
les habitantes nos algerias aqipe
>>64266024
Laffs bolts desu
Also the dalass stars will BTFO the meme jackets
>>64266034
>mfw she bandwagoned the habs because of muh history
>mfw they'll never lift the cup again
>>64266024
Hawks/Avs
>>64266051
what if quebec secedes can they win then?
>>64266065
"no"
>>64266051
THE CURRENT YEAR
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>>64266024
>tfw all games start within an hour and a half
I plan on watching EDM vs NYR (rags)
Then watching >my team play while checking in on the COL vs CHI game
Obviously checking /hoc/ for the stamkos signs as another anon pointed out
Discuss
Do you guys prefer black people or india people?
>>64266089
Shit team
EXPLAIN THIS, ATHEISTS
>>64266089
>he only has one file named 'image'
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>64266089
No thanks. Let's talk Isles.
Gamethread for their game v. Florida is here:
>>64266104
>>64266104
>>64266104
>>64266102
depends on the tits
>>64266089
>Riggidy riggidy >rags
>>64266129
>Dem titties
Muh dick...
>>64266129
>>64266129
that guy coming in like "GIRUGAMESH" gets me every time
>>64266089
Shit fans
>>64266089
Shit franchise
>>64266129
why is this webm being post here so often? Am I missing something?
>>64266286
>norge
>>64266286
Ask trudeau
>>64266282
Americans like to distract themselves from the fact that they are ruled by a black muslim by making fun of le weed man
>>64266315
Id rather have Obama than
>DUDE CU CKOLDING LMAO
What game should I watch? They're all shit (6pm start that is)
>>64266282
canada's new leader is the effeminate homosexual dancing with the dindus
>>64266315
aren't those indians or something? There's literally nothing wrong with indians, they work and has a funny culture.
tfw it's another disappointing year to be in Pittsburgh.
>>64266336
deadmonton vs rags has the greatest shitposting potential imho
>>64266342
lel is that the new canadian prime minister? Well then i can understand why it's funny.
>>64266346
yeah those are indians. they're fine, its the mudslimes that are cucking canada
>>64266346
Americans are also ignorant of this despite being 63% white as a country.
L-lets go devils
>>64266348
>2009
>wake up hungover as fuck, the pongs won the cup less than 24 hours ago
>still waking up in shittsburgh
I didn't think this was a new feeling
>>64266348
You mean finally getting back to normal in Shitsburgh? At least you'll start shedding some bandwagon faggots
BARKOV
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>>64266346
they dont poo in loo
>>64266024
I'd recommend what >>64266081 said.
EDM vs NYR could be entertaining considering they had a 7-5 game not to long ago. EDM is currently on a 6 game winning streak too, so obviously this is the time to jump on the wagon.
So are we just shitposting here for the Oilels >rags game?
>>64266478
two indians are CEOs of your two most powerful corporations you literal cuck
>>64266585
go away texas
>>64266585
Well those two probably do poo in loo, doesn't change the fact that a lot of them don't
Best line in hockey right now?
>OILELS
>THINKING FOR A SECOND THIS WOULDNT BE ANOTHER LOTTERY PICK YEAR
No thread so I'll just leave this here
Why aren't Rangers gamethreads a thing anymore
>>64266694
cause they're a garbage team and literally every one of their fans is a bandwagoner who only shows up when they do good
>>64266694
Nobody cares anymore. I've made threads were i ended up as the only poster.
>>64266696
>>64266696
>>64266696
rags vs coilers
where are all the flim flam fans
>>64266725
Right here, we're really out here relation
>>64266694
Why watch the Rags when you can watch the Islanders, anon?
>>64266104
>>64266104
>>64266842
>kikelanders
yeah no thanks lmao
>>64266867
http://espn.go.com/nhl/attendance
jewlanders have the 2nd worst attendance is that why they are appealing to the kikes?
>>64266910
>>64266910
>>64266910
Laffs thread
>>64266867
> Butthurt that Hitler got BTFO by Soviets and Americans
> Rags SURELY don't have Jewish fans too, right?
Do hockey fans a favor and go back to /pol/.
>>64266725
here senpai
>>64266947
no
>>64266947
nein
also where the fuck the habs thread already
>>64266585
At least we have those. What the fuck has Czechoslovakia contributed other than shitty pilsner beer?
>>64267024
No one cares about the hasb
>>64267024
too lazy to create one and I might go for a walk listening it on 98,5 FM.
>>64267129
>>64267129
>>64267129
Wild Canucks thread
Sharks @ Habs
>>64267192
>>64267192
>>64267192
>>64266129
WHY IS THAT WHITE MAN CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING THOSE YOUNG LADIES CULTURAL DANCE?
SHITLORDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64267335
How many will Johnny Hockey score tonight?
Flyes/Canes is getting pretty meme
>>64266947
>implying half of /hoc/ doesn't spend their time on /pol/
Preds penalty shot
SCARRR Hodgson
>>64267518
have to have the puck to score senpai
>>64267613
I know remember Jurco's penalty "shot" from last night. Thank you.
>>64267608
>implying half of /hoc/ doesn't spend their time in your mom
Score update:
Florida Luongos 2 (6 SOG)
NY Islanders 0 (22 SOG)
>>64267720
wew
Hongcouver: playoffs, y/n?
>>64267758
yes. we're better than LA, phoenix, minnesota, nashville, winnipeg, and edmonton. the standings don't indicate that at this exact moment, but they will after another 30 or 40 games.
>mfw I just now realized there's a bear hidden in Minnesota Wild's logo
GO FLYERS
>>64267720
now 3-1 with the shots 9-26
>>64267943
Indeed
Ekblad actually scored on the 8th shot
>>64267897
lol at you right now thinking you could even hold LA's nuts
>>64267993
>actually falling for that
>Florida efficiency
Are they secretly German?
>>64266336
If you're a closeted weeaboo, go to the Isles v. Panthers thread. It's more of a Love Live thread than a gamethread there.
>chinkcouver's top line can't compete vs Minnesota's 4th
>sedin sisters
>>64267897
the jeb bush defense ey?
>T-Trump couldn't possibly carry on a lead in the polls all the way to the general election
>L-LA couldn't possibly carry on a division lead all the way to the playoffs
>canarabia
this video has over 1M views of Canadian kids praising ALLAH and Mohamed to the fucking Syrian refugees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1IU_6rXNk
Absolutely heretical.
Will hockey be outlawed in cucknadia?
>>64267993
>>64268058
sure thing buds, enjoy burning yourselves out on the early season games that don't matter
>>64267897
>this delusion
literally a bottom five team even in this anus tier division
>>64267897
>we
>>64268114
its your guys year ;D
>>64268127
>we
Could this BE the beginning of a new and epic meme?
Why is there never any link to the Hawks gamethreads? I always have to go to the catalog like a caveman to find them.
>>64268248
>shitcago fans in charge of courtesy
>>64267897
>end of first
>Cantpucks 12 shots 0 goals
>Mild 17 shots 2 goals
>>64268230
i like how there's a hologram so you can tell it's an AUTHENTIC shitty knockoff joke hat
>>64267720
So Greiss > Halak, yes?
Guys, I was talking hockey with my brother in law and I mentioned the rags, and he laughed like I made a joke. I thought Rags was just a nick name, not a meme name.
>>64268424
it's been a recognized nickname probably since the O6 era
>>64268507
Oh okay, he's literally just retarded then. That's kind of what I figured.
FLYERS V HURRICANES TIED 3-3
>>64267897
>Phoenix
It's Arizona. It has been for a while now. No excuses for you, you delusional attention whoring tripcuck.
>>64268296
>Canucks horrible exposed goalie blunders: Zero
>Mild horrible exposed goalie blunders: One with every expectation of snowballing as the season progresses
>>64268719
nobody gives a fuck about what city or state the smalltime glendale rink squad happens to be appending to their name this year homie
cacuks suk dik lél
>>64268720
Daily reminder the cancucks have the same number of cups as the yotes
Kill me
>>64268816
just walk into your nearest publix, you're sure to get shot f am
any we want stamkos chants from the crowd yet?
>>64268808
show me the spot on lord stanley's cup with the engraving of glendale, phoenix, or arizona
i'll wait
>>64267897
The sisters are the only reason the canucks aren't in the basement.
>>64268858
Idk I was working for the first 2 periods but I imagine. I already have a publix sub in the fridge, maybe I can drown my misery in it
>>64268767
Why the fuck should the NHL expand in a country with no more than 40m or so people when they can experiment with larger TV markets and introduce the game to youth? We're already seeing NHL rookies from California and Florida, so something clicking.
> b-b-but you have low attendances!!!
That's because the team was shit rather than lack of interest m8. Don't tell me your fellow revisionist cucks in Quebec and Winnipeg were full house 24/7 before moving to Denver and Arizona respectfully.
Just stick to burning down your town you stupid bastard.
>>64268859
>Literally 100 years ago
>Literally not even a real team
They were just handing the cup around back then for shits and giggles. Fucking Canada and this grasping my fucking sides holy shit I'm dying faM hold me.
>there are people who haven't filtered Canada yet
>>64268859
Wow, your great-grandfather must have been thrilled to read about that in the newspaper before he died of polio.
>>64268895
>That's because the team was shit rather than lack of interest m8.
WRONG
When the coyotes won the division and went to the WCF they still had completely terrible attendance.
Nice try my desert spic friend.
>>64268895
man i can't wait until the taxpayers stop propping up your empty arena and you have to drive to vegas to watch a game
>>64268897
it's nice you can have a little giggle before the depression of realizing that your city has less hockey significance than seattle and all they have is a fucking WHL team sets in
>Vintage ROY Skinner shows up again
>Literally nobody else produces anything
This franchise never ceases to underwhelm me
>>64268916
I highly doubt the Chinese newspapers covered Canadian hockey back then.
>>64268859
Your Canucks had TWO chances to win it all. And you threw it away in Game 7 in your own fucking house. I can understand how consistent incompetence could drive a man to burn down his own town. Oh, and you're precious amateur cup?
> 100 years ago
> Not even a pro team
> Canucks didn't exist
But hey! Whatever makes you feel better. :)
hmm looks like the canucks are losing five to one to a team this>>64267897 nigger said are inferior
>>64268947
>The series was 3-2
>>64268986
Six*
>>64269006
wew lad
will we see another 9-1? no wonder this fucking idiot>>64268947 is so salty
>gostisbehere
>>64268986
>>64269028
last time we dropped a winter road game 6-1 in minnesota, we ended up going to game 7 of that season's stanley cup while binnesota languished in the basement
>>64267897
> Fighting with Edmonton for that 1st draft pick atm
> Unironically believes they're better than Nashville, LA, or Winnipeg
This attitude is why the Canucks are one of the most despised teams in the NHL, ladies and gentlemen.
>>64269063
Most diseased and vile fanbase in the whole league desu.
>6/20
>>64269050
Nice meme statistic. How many Stanley Cups have >you won again?
>>64269080
Coolest name na desu
>>64269050
Youre embarrasing yourself man.
>6-1
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>>64269063
>>64269077
trashville, glendale, and binnesota are the low-tier teams of hockey. they do not stack up against elite teams like vancouver and montreal, or even mid-carders like philly and detroit. a quick casual glance at the scores or standings may not reflect that at every given moment, but the long-term statistics do, and will continue to over the forseeable future.
you can call it salt, you can call it delusion, you can call it butthurt. but the fact of the matter is that it's simple reality and everybody who isn't a fan of those worthless teams knows it.
>>64269050
Oh, so losing Game 7 to the Bruins is a trophy now? Go home you're drunk.
>>64269063
Canucks fans are so awful they made people root for the Bruins in that SCF, it's amazing
>vancouver anal implosion
I like this
>>64269133
> Calls Preds, Yotes, and Wild trash-tier
> Preds have Weber, Forsberg, Rinne, and Josi
> Yotes with Domi, Duclair, Boedker, and Ekman-Larsson
> Wild with Parise, Koivu, Suter
> Nucks? Sedin geezers, past-his-prime Miller, and Virtanen (relegated to AHL now, lol)
Good luck with your pride. You're going to need it when your team starts tanking on you in a year or two.
>>64269133
Vancouver isn't good based on the stats dumbass
>>64269197
Virtanen isn't in the ahl bruh he's going to the wjc
Pretty sure this guy is a false flag troll btw there are literally zero Canucks fans that think we are on the level of Detroit or Montreal
been afk watching the repub debate for a bit. are cantpuck fans on suicide watch right now or have they already killed themselves?
>>64269245
He was before he was let go to join WJC:
http://blogs.vancouversun.com/2015/12/08/canucks-send-rookie-jake-virtanen-to-ahls-comets/
Otherwise, I agree with ya.
>>64269050
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>>64269257
Don't worry m8. Most are going to choose to be an hero by the time the Wild and literally everyone else in the West (maybe except the Oilers) are done with them.
>>64269288
>conditioning stint
i like the memes senpai, but where do i go to actually discuss hockey?
>>64269327
You're forgetting that they're going to delude themselves into thinking they'll get Matthews
>>64269349
>mfw cannucks get pulju
:( pls no
>>64269349
>>64269327
OUR YEAR
to win the draft lottery and commence dynasty
>>64269349
Nah senpai, he's ours.
where all the sharks fans at
gg habsbros
>tfw no 7-game losing streak
WEW
>>64269408
hope you really knocked them around
>>64269402
Checking in. Things are looking up atm
>jest
>laffs
so are the canucks moving to vegas now that they are the laughing stock of canada?
will the swede twins be able to take that desert heat?
>Preds in OT vs maybe the best OT team
surely this will end well
>>64269597
>maybe
Predators are about to lose another 3 on 3 baka.
>>64267608
this, hockey is the true white man's sport
they even make PK dress like this
>>64268947
So fucking anally annihilated, is this what having zero cups does to a fan's psyche?
>>64269605
I haven't looked at the stats. I just know they had more OT wins than regulation ones
Panthers scored 5 goals on a total of 16 shots against the Jewlanders kek
>>64269621
god damn it
It's at the point where the Preds would be better off committing a series of penalties right at the start of 3 on 3. The pk is shit too but at least there'd be some hope.
>>64269591
yes, trol u is in Nevada right now for that very reason.
:^)
>>64269649
Forget it, anon. It's flim flam town.
>laffs
>losing in OT
>>64269712
This is a good Pepe, do you want to trade for it?
>losing
>to the flims
>>64269709
excellent decor
>mfw flyers are elite again
TOLD YA'LL RIGHT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAS
FLYERS MAKING THE STEW AND YOU'RE DRINKING FROM THE CHALAS NIGGA.
GOST IS ELITE
SCOREACEK IS BACK TO ELITE
GIROUX STILL ELITE
SIMMONDS BACKS UP HIS TEAMATE.ELITE!
BEST SCHENN STILL BEST SCHENN
VINNY STILL NOT PLAYING
EVERYTHING IS LOOKING GOOD FOR THE FLYERS.
STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME.
SEE YOU AT THE PARADE, FAGGOTS.
>>64269761
don't forget about Based Gudas killin niggas
This CBJ season is a fucking nightmare. Kill me lads
>jest
>perds
>cantpucks
>blackcocks
>laffs
>lose jackets
>sablels
>islels
>oilels
>frogs
>literally whos
>>64269787
But if some one kills you, you wouldn't be able to witness the BEST TEAM IN HACKEY win da cup.
>>64269761
>cryers
>>64269821
>(You)
>>64269761
>Beating a lottery team
>Letting Shook-Nigga Skinner meme 3 goals on you
>Elite
>>64269807
Get out of here, Mexico. I'm witnessing enough of the Stars right now.
>Nashit Pedotards
>>64269787
I'm still pulling for you f@m. Actually not really I don't like a lot of your team, I just like seeing torts win
>>64269848
>Letting Shook-Nigga Skinner meme 3 goals on you
nigga is on a hot streak right now
scoreboard fagnigcucker
>>64269860
Thanks m80. I know this entire season is fucked and it's not even halfway over. Who don't you like? I'm gonna assume Dubi.
>>64269848
>jeff skinner
>14 goals
>only three (3) assists
is there a bigger meme player in the league
>Laffs
>Beating the Tampa Bay Crunch on a back to back
Pick one Babcuck
Mernin you fucking ice niggers
Do you guys use apps for fortune?
>>64269958
Clover
Rip chanu
>>64269958
Did you watch the memeining
literally the version of Dougie Hamilton that doesn't suck
>>64269971
Tanks breh
>>64270005
I watched the end of it
Did the lightning play like shit? It looked like we stole the game
>>64270021
ehh he's not really similar to Hamilton in play style, I would say
>literally the version of Torey Krug that doesn't suck
The reign of terror is over. He stopped raping. You can let the women and children out of their cages.
>>64270026
They looked pretty bad, outshot 4-15 in the 1st. I didn't get to watch the 3rd. Vasy made some huge saves but also let a few squeak by.
>comparing current kane to 2010-11 crosby
lol...
>>64270053
>yfw he just does it again
>>64270040
Still good.
Reminder, the last time Colorado ended a Blackhawks point streak, the Hawks went on to win the Stanley Cup.
So /hoc/, I hope you enjoy another season of bandwagon and seeing your team not win the Stanley Cup.
RIP Streak 2015-2015
G-get in here Avs bros, we did it!
>>64270084
not even a tampa fan, but love the bants
and hate the >rags
>>64270076
I know right, he's way better than that one cup literally who scrub.
>>64270109
he's better than the guy who put up 50 pts in 25 games? its not even close m8
We did it bros
Avs' facebook page:
>Well, our streak continued. *smug smiley faces*
>>64270130
Kane scored like 44 in 26 games. Oh wow, 6 less points and one more game. Damn. Shut up Canada, just accept the fact that post-2014 Americans are indisputably better than Canadians.
>>64270148
he's put up 46 in 31 games this year, as I said, not even close
>>64270132
BASED AVES
>BASED AVES
BASED AVES
>BASED AVES
BASED AVES
>BASED AVES
BASED AVES
>BASED AVES
>jests are now in last place
>below the avs
lmao
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>>64270170
>Canada
>>64270130
26>25
>1993
>>64270158
It's literally only December. Pretty sure Crosby didn't have that many points up to that point that year.
>Millennial Canadian players can only score 25 games in a row
>>64270182
and 50>46 in 6 less games
stay mad :^)
>laffs
>>64270195
You're the mad one, friend.
Canadians can't win cups so they resort to
>Muh canadian players
>>64270186
look it up m8
>>64270148
Only 25 games and 113 points short of Gretzky
>Weber on 3-on-3 practice: "We did it in training camp. We did some three-on-three stuff, trying to get used to it, but we haven't since."
maybe they should start practicing it then to avoid losing all the time
You aint so bad, avs......
maybe we were wrong about you
>Canadians are this mad at American exceptionalism
>>64270214
Gretzky is American, m8
>canadians have served milk in bags since 1993 because they ran out of cups
>>64270251
can he run for President?
SHITCAGO FANS CANT EVEN CHEER THE STREAK
KANE ALMOST IN TEARS
ZERO (0) SUPPORT FROM THE 'FANS' IN CHIRAQ
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHITCONGO 'FANS' IN CHARGE OF HISTORY
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>64270283
Btfo
12/15/2015
Zach "Horsecock" Parise: 1G, 2A
Cucktrick Bald: 0G, 0A
>>64270283
No, but he could be a governor
SHITCONGO FANS CANT EVEN HOLD THE TEARS BACK
THE FLOOD OF TEARS
THE RIVER
THE LAUGHTER
THE RAPE """""""VICTIMS""""""""
ALL HERE
ALL SMILES
ALWAYS
>>64264923
so ready dude
>>64270087
reminder that you weren't a fan before 2010
>>64270231
It definitely looks like they never practice 3 on 3.
>>64270354
OH MAN CANADA'S MAD WHAT'RE WE GONNA DOOOOOO????
>>64268859
>Daily reminder the cancucks have the same number of cups as the yotes
literally say Vancouver millionaires
>>64270354
Reminder that I couldn't give any less amount of a shit.
>>64268859
>pre-NHL cups
jej
>cantpucks
>>64270132
Problem, Hawk and rapist fans?
>>64270437
Rapefag here, I appreciate your question. He'll be back, you'll see.
CUT MY TEAM INTO PIECES
>>64270635
Torts 4 prez
>>64270635
Also, shit song mero sathi
You boys see the sauce on that OT winner in cucville tonight? I think we're back
Remember when a few weeks ago the Cantkeks thought they could out tank the Leafs?
>cantkeks literally cant even tank properly
>>64270685
>mad at music
anyone have any good movie suggestions? sports related if you can think of any good ones, but at this point i think ive seen almost all the important ones. otherwise just tell me some ones you like
>>64270725
In Bruges is the last movie I watched I think. Violent and funny and a bit sad too.
>>64270725
goon is pretty good :^)
you can only respond to this if you're the #1 team in your division
>>64270725
Miracle
>>64270725
>>64270735
Oh and Red Army is a good one too (hockey related)
>>64270735
sounds pretty interesting from the description, i may do this
>>64270738
seen it. it was actually a pretty good movie during the hockey parts, just the love parts suck
>>64270743
come on f@m, of course I've seen 1980 the movie. the documentary from the russian POV is also interesting
Reminder the Avs are now only 5 points out of a playoff spot
>>64270762
>5 points out of a playoffs spot
>still above the oilels that are tied in points with the 3rd team in their division
>pacific
>Four point gap between dead last in the West and 2nd in the Pacific. Five points separate 2nd in the Pacific from 5th in the Central.
The NHL is a mickey mouse league. Changed a divisional system that was just fine and made it a dumb mess.
I'd like to inform everyone that the Colorado Avalanche has
>88 goals for
and
>88 goals against
rapist BTFO in all accounts
How do you stop him?
who was /latetothegamebecausethetrainhitatruck/ here?
>>64270863
You
Do I get a prize?
>>64270759
30 for 30 Big Shot is pretty good.
Boogie Nights is also a pretty good hockey movie.
>>64270908
Nylander the Elder just got confirmed for joining Team Sweden for the Juniors.
Looks like Autism Matthews might have some competition for Player of the Tournament.
>Chiraq
>Rapetrick Kane
>>64271111
Checked
>>64270725
Slaying the Badger is pretty neat if you havent watched it. Not a cycling fan, but its a good story.
Also Of Miracles and Men is FANTASTIC, but I assume you have seen that.
So the Kane meme streak is over. Does this mean he actually did rape that girl?
>laffs
>>64271155
I APPRECIATE THE QUESTION
>>64271111
I APPRECIATE THE QUADS
>tfw no more rape jokes
Why even live? Fuck. The SJWs won.
Witness
>>64271188
Holy shit RAPE DUBS
>>64271221
What rape? It's all over now. Colorado stopped the rape jokes.
It's dark day in hockey when the announcers didn't get to make even one subtle rape joke when kane scores or helps a score. The SJWs (aka colorado) won.
>>64271228
>colorado
>the SJWs
I guess that's why their starting goalie and head coach are both wife beaters huh
>>64271129
Thanks. Nice Leon "Fourth Reich" Draisaitl dubs, family.
If someone gives Kane one more little girl, Blackhawks could not worry about claiming playoff spot
>>64271228
>KANE PENETRATES THE ZONE
>ELLIOT SAYS NO BUT KANE WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER AND SHOVES IT IN PAST HIM!
>WHAT BRUTALITY FROM KANE!
>>64271228
>>64271282
>>64271296
I hope you all get raped in the ass by a big black man
>>64271263
RARE
A
R
E
>>64271263
>>64271263
>BREAKING: PATRICK KANE INDICTED IN ZOEY PARISE RAPE TRIAL
>>64271310
>he doesn't think kane rape jokes are the best part of the nhl this year
Come on, look at the highlights, the commentators aren't even trying to hide it
>Be firefighter (go FLAMES GO)
>Respond to call at Publix
>Get shot
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/west-palm-police-fire-truck-shot-at-in-publix-park/npXxw/
Publixfags will defend this
The flames WILL be in the play offs
>>64271334
>Get sandwich
>Get shot
>>64270095
have fun w/o stamkos ;)
>>64270740
>eliminated 1st round
classic
>>64271334
>>64271391
>you will never get this mad at a grocery store
It's almost sad tttt, it must be such a surreal sensation
>The smouldering gridlocked state of the Pacific Division
>>64270851
play him in the 1st round
>Be shopper at Publix
>Get assaulted and end up on Worldstar
https://youtu.be/hT2pcj4KFY0
>Be cashier at Publix
>Get robbed by the Serial Fedora Nigger
http://www.local10.com/news/man-believed-to-be-involved-in-at-least-4-armed-robberies
>Be firefighter at Publix
>Get shot
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/west-palm-police-fire-truck-shot-at-in-publix-park/npXxw/
Why is Publix such a constant magnet to scum and villainy?
>>64271457
>ywn cry about a supermarket on a Chilean mining billboard as much as Canadians
>>64271457
>You will never obsess over a Southeastern American food selling franchise on a Cambodian smoke signal sharing website
Feels fucking great.
So if a Canadian team wins the cup which one would you guys want it to be?
I'd probably go with the Nordiques, because that would be the fastest way I'd realize I was dreaming.
>>64271472
Because Publix is a southern brand so you have a lot of Publixes located in dogshit areas.
I used to live in Miami and Publix there can be good, the one near my old house was good because I lived in an affluent part of the county (1bed 1 bath apartment is ~1500/mo minimum there). Where I lived is basically at least 10 miles from the nearest black neighborhood.
Some other Publix located near some niggers and you might have problems.
>>64271460
Can some one explain to me why there needs to be 3 teams from each Division instead of just 2 and the best other 4 team in the playoffs? Seems like that would produce more exiting and even equal matches.
>unironically mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>64271521
Cause muh forced rivalries
>>64271423
also. a reminder.
why the fuck does florida have two fucking teams????????????
who the fuck goes to panther games but people from out of state
Any other San Diego bros going to Teddy Bear Toss this weekend? Bakersfield got 7k bears and I want to beat them
https://youtu.be/T59x0gh_Qs8?t=9
>>64271552
Why does Canada have so many fucking teams?
Its literally 1.5 times the size of Florida and cant win nearly as well.
>>64271552
residents of sunrise florida go to games when they are not smoking meth
>>64271610
Sunrise is in cocaine land not meth land
>>64271627
they smoke meth because they spend all their cash on panthers tickets
>>64271604
lol
you serious bruh?
>ISLELS
>shit team
>shit franchise
>no fans
>>64271634
Panthers tickets are cheap as hell m8
>>64271845
worse than florida in attendance this year too
>1-7-2 vs Atlantic division
>17-2-3 vs everyone else
why does this happen
>laffs
>cancucks
>hasbs
>perds
>islelders
>blackcocks
>>64272001
>Finland awake
I stayed up too late again
>>64272001
>when finland is drunk but you also drunk so it like....what?
tfw no wild gf
>>64272092
Reminder that Daim is swedish.
>>64271529
I voted yes, I have been absolutely assmad at sandwiches before
>manlet bay fan
> not angry/dunk frequently
Pick one
> Lightning win twice, feelsgoodman.jpg
> sporting #91 around tourist area before he gets traded
> nobody notices
I'm so excited to be around hockey soon
So, uh, thanks for reading my blag
Pic related, anal tics
>>64270279
Kek. Good one Ameribro
>mfw 1993
>>64269787
>yfw John Davidson finally gives up on the CBJ
When that happens, you might as well move the team
>>64272606
the guy who fucked up the team?
>>64272628
That would be Jarmo
Either way, attendance will not recover from this
>>64272735
lel he's just the puppet of davidson. Do you really think jarmo thought himself that it would be great idea not to insurance horton and trade for clarkson? It's Clarkson and the cheap owners who have driven columbus down.
Good morning, /hoc/
>>64273509
Wuddup
>>64273574
Morning Nepal
>>64272432
Top cuck desu senpai
>>64273574
Not much. Can we get a pic of Nepal right now? Is it humid as fuck this time of year?
>>64265254
roi
>>64273612
ruaa
>>64273610
No, it's "cold"
I took this earlier today from the roof of my hotel, it's dark now though
>>64273639
roi
niiku se susikoira junou?
>>64273646
Is that considered a 'good' or 'better' part of town? Looks haggard.
>>64273664
Eh, there's isn't really a "good" part of town, but I'm near thamel which is the "tourist" part of Kathmandu.
It's a bunch of restaurants/trekking shops during the day and at night it's all restaurants, bars, and dance clubs with guys on the street trying to sell you weed and hookers
It's better than some of the drive through towns here. Anywhere there's a road it's covered in dust and a lot of the drive through towns are really poor.
Pic related, thamel last night
>>64265254
HoooAhhh!!
>>64272092
w2c sweater?
>tfw ylilauta ruse master
>>64273749
Are you the same autist that post from time to time in Krautchan?
Kane fucked up
He should have been as smooth as Ehsan here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361640/Saudi-millionaire-cleared-raping-teenager-telling-court-accidentally-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html
>A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell.
>Property developer Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on the young woman as she slept off a night of drinking on the sofa in his plush flat in Maida Vale, west London.
>He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said he might have fallen on top of the teenager while his penis was poking out the top of his underwear.
>He said: 'I'm fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened.' He said traces of his DNA could have been found in her vagina because of the fall.
>He also said it was possible he had semen on his hands after the sexual encounter with her friend.
>>64274208
t. Peter foppatofflan Forsberg
>>64274223
Nope
I'm here and /k/ mostly
>>64274269
Holy kek
>No Dallas Stars Latina fan gf
Just fuck my shit up
>>64274269
do you think people would believe that Kane's 10 inch monster would have just "slipped" in? It's different when you are 3 inch fragile muslim boy.
Why is /hoc/ so dead this morning?
>>64274269
>Slippy P
>>64274388
le meme hangover meme
>>64274378
It'd be easier to accidentally penetrate someone with a longer cock
>>64274464
What about a longer, thicker cock?
>>64274464
do you have experience?
Lol I saw a bunch of news articles hoping that Stamkos would sign with the Leafs.
No way in hell lmao, why in the world would Stamkos leave to a team with no playoffs in their future and a coach who is known for being hard on players. Cap space isn't an issue, better teams will be glad to free some up in order to sign him. Leafs fans are so easily deluded.
>>64274631
Talented stars sign with shit teams to bring said shit teams to higher places.
athletes don't think, nah fuck that team they suck and never been to the playoffs in a decade
They think, well if I go there and I can make a difference and be the man to bring the team to their first playoffs in over a decade
I know it sounds strange to common folk like you and I, but these pro athletes are competitors at heart so they have a completely different mindset.
Pakko sanoa näin Ipafanina, että hieno teko teiltä!
Viime langassahan oli, että HIFK fanit olivat ostaneet tuhat lippua tammikuiseen Blues-HIFK peliin, peukun paikka tämäkin teko.
Ja tuohon runkkarin päätöspisteisiin heitän, että 113 pistettä. Katsotaan kuinka väärässä olen kun sen aika koittaa.
>>64274631
Yeah pretty much this. He's already at the start of a slow decline. By the time the Leafs are good enough to go anywhere in the playoffs (at least 3 seasons from now) he'll be nearly irrelevant to their grand scheme. Stammer is either going to the Rangers, Habs, Stars or the Caps. Those are the only teams in win now mode that aren't completely cap-fucked with star signings or bad contracts they'll never move to make room for him.
Odds for winning this years JWC:
Canada: 2.10
USA: 5.00
Sweden: 5.50
Russia: 6.00
Finland: 7.00
>there is a 14.29% probability that Finland wins the tournament
>Vanpooper
>Chinkcouver
>Cantpucks
Why do they have one fan saying they are better than half the teams in the central and all of the pacishit. While another fan is saying they in need to tank. They will get the 9th pick and be irrelevant for at least another 10 years
>it would have been 8-1 if the milkman didn't fuck up the first goal and the wild actually tried on offence in the third
>>64274826
Not even favoured despite being the host, lol
>>64274826
>jwc
>Jewish world cup
>the jwc was cancelled this year after the planning committee failed to do their job and complained instead. Also a lack of funding
>>64274826
lol what the hell. brb betting 1000e for Finland. Easiest money ever.
>>64274826
will finlan play four lines of power forwards?
>>64274826
Kanada 2,40 *
Sverige 5,00
USA 5,25
Finland 5,50
Ryssland 6,00
Tjeckien 41,00
Schweiz 126,00
Slovakien 251,00
Danmark 601,00
Vitryssland 751,00
* 3 Canadian reffs
>>64275076
t. Bäckström
>>64275096
t. Justin Trudeau
>>64275117
t. Jamal Paäjarvi-Svensson
>>64275151
She is finnish just like "Puma swede" is finnish.
They pretend to be swedish because nothing is as irrelevant and non-sexy as Finland
decided to play online in NHL 15 for the first time in months...
lost 15-1.
Okay, back to Be A Pro
>>64275220
Fennoswedes on suicide watch
>>64275234
>Not using the Eakins swarm to only allow 10 shots a game
S m h
>>64275234
stop being a fucking pleb
Hey /hoc/, who ya gonna call?
>>64275234
the 2k series will never be revived
>>64275299
Canada you need to understand that with Sweden whenever someone over there is shit
"they're not Swedish but [insert scapegoat nationality]"
But whenever someone who definitely isn't a Swede but is also good (like Zlatan)
"he is completely Swedish"
This can be applied to
>>64275497
this.
>>64275497
applied to most situation in Swedish sports/academia/business/etc. *
>>64275497
>Someone points out that everything important in finnish history was because of the fennoswedes
FENNOSWEDES ARE FINNS!!!
>SOmething gay or YES happens in Finland
IT'S THE FUCKING FENNOSWEDES, FINNS DON'T DO THAT
>>64274826
>average Finnish ladies
BRB moving to Finland
>>64275564
They are pretty average. You can see how fat they are from drinking too much sugary ciders and girl booze.
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
Finland is going to win WJC and there's literally nothing you can do about it
>>64274679
yli tier
>>64275665
How about a Finland-Sweden final with Finland leading 5-1 at the end of the second period?
>>64275710
i'm okay with cheeky 5-1 win.
>>64275732
I assume you ignored the reference on purpose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
silver has a nicer shine anyway
This just in: Finland is gay for men LMAO
>>64275710
What could go wrong?
>>64275914
delete this.
when is mcmeme coming back
the oilers need to meme their way to playoffs
>>64276004
mcmeme is shit and injury prone like Eichel. The oilers will do worse when he comes back because he is a crybaby demanding minutes
Shittsburgh gonna get btfo tonight
>>64275584
I'm not saying I'd marry them, but damn they look like they'd be fun for a weekend of debauchery
>>64276131
t. American hockey pro
>>64276004
Poor mans Nylander had his minute of fame.
This is the era of the king
>>64276220
>drafted by the Maple Leafs
r.ip
>>64276237
>Drafted by DEtoilet
>losing to an AHL team
>getting mad at sandwiches after
>laffs
>>64276220
>>64276237
Literally Sundin 2.0 good player who will likely be sucessful internationally but will never win a cup because the Laffs
>>64276251
huh? Pretty sure Detroit won their division that year. So not sure how you're comparing them to maple leaves.
why is hockey the greatest sport?
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=792837&cmpid=nhl-twt
>>64276398
lel, like how they put it like that. "D", it's is exatly what that group of players trying to defend deserves to be called.
>>64276359
The same reason Turkey is the greatest country.
>>64276483
you wouldn't want to call turkey white wouldn't you
>>64276483
I understand you're trolling but honestly, why does America suck Turkey's cock when they are muslim and support ISIS? That's kind of kucky
>>64276398
the people in charge of nhl.com headlines come up with the worst puns of all time I swear
>>64276516
Anyone who btfos those whiny Armenian shitskins is ok in my books
>muh genocide
>muh 1915
>>64276516
Muh strategic bases
>>64276516
I think the reason why is mostly because we have to deal with stinky smelly armenians on a daily basis and we're glad someone kept their population in check. No one would actually like Turkey if we had to deal with those 3rd world shitskins on a daily basis I guarantee you. I personally hope Russia rekts their shit after what they pulled.
>>64276516
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
The turkroaches removed kebab in 1915
Anyone streaming Road To The Winter Classic tonight?
>>64277197
>>64277197
>>64277197
>>64277197
new thread
Nah, come here for the real new thread and tacos.
>>64278656
>>64278656
>>64278656
>>64278656
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