MNF: 5-7 Edition
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Get in here if your team's playoff hopes hinge on this game.
My name is Michael Weston, I used to be a spy
I just want to shitpost tbph
>>64248990
What the fuck are those helmets?
>>64249205
they're helmets
>>64249205
Some shit graphic that espn uses I guess.
More specifically, they're used in the American sport of handegg.
>>64249061
I'm just a guy who knows a guy
Predictions?
>>64249205
>ESPN
Im at the game and couldnt care less who wins, who should i root for /sp/?
>>64249316
She continues to gain weight, AT&T drops her and she fades back into obscurity where she belongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbEHiPcO-8
>>64249358
Never
after the giants lose tonight they'll be 2 games out of the playoffs with 3 games to play
so much for muh prophecy
get fucked gints
>>64249316
>Predictions
Gruden will make a reference to OBJ being the greatest physical specimen in the league.
>>64249378
that's ok, the Broncos will be the AFC champions this year anyway
>>64248990
Fellow fins fans. Are you as tired of this guy as I am? This was supposed to be his breakout year, but it'll probably be his worst season since his rookie year. I'd like to expect an Andy Dalton like Renaissance, but Tannehill just cant recognize certain fundamental things to be a top 10 QB in this league. It pisses me off that he may be the worst starting QB in the state of Florida. Can't we just tank and get Paxton Lynch or Jared Goff?
>>64249413
you mean the team that just lost to the raiders?
>Giants win three of next four
>beat Fins, Panthers, Iggles
>Seattle ... Panthers ... Patriots
>Coughlin retires with 3 rings, as does Reese
>Make way for Gruden, make way for the reckoning
WHY DO THEY KEEP PLAYING AN ELLIE GOULDING LOVE SONG FOR A FUCKIN FOOTBALL GAME?
>my team 5-7 lying to itself about playoff hopes
>5-7 gnats that might actually make playoffs
my only consolation for this game is we get to see what dolphins uniforms are supposed to look like. Too bad Tannehill will most likely disgrace it
>>64249415
Why is only one of his stars gold? What did they mean by this?
>>64249499
Fuck, you are one delusional person.
Go Giants
>>64249545
the filled in stars are the number of consecutive years a player has been named a team captain
>>64249569
Oh, I don't think it will happen - just want to put it out there on the off chance it does so I can take credit for turning the Giants horrific season around.
>Tannehill
>Uber talented
>>64249316
Same thing that happens every week
>ODB makes either a circus catch for a TD or an 80+ yard catch and run for a TD
>/sp/ says "ODB is a meme receiver and isn't actually good"
>>64248990
>Get in here if your team's playoff hopes hinge on this game.
my fantasy team anyway
Does Berman have terminal cancer or something? Dude seems perma-depressed for the past few years, wtf is wrong with him.
>>64249415
>This was supposed to be his breakout year
Every year with you people.
#STICKGATE
>literal nobodies making ODB "catches" wearing these meme-gloves
>it's a Rick Reilly segment
NEW STICKEM BTFO
THIS MAY FINALLY BE THE END OF THE GLOVE MEME
THANK JESUS SENPAI
>meme catches
Wide receivers absolutely exposed by the espn piece on gloves.
>>64249686
Same here.
Rawls fucked me over this week, and now my season depends on Eli and Miller. I should just kill myself now.
>>64249686
>riding a 40 point lead with only Miller left to face
life is sweet in round 1
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/drops/2015/
>All those drops
Rick Reilly BTFO
>A Rick Reilly segment that wasn't utterly and completely worthless
what is the world coming to?
>>64249822
>Preston Parker
>Played 2 games before getting cut
>3 drops
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE WOULD'VE BEATEN THE FUCKING COWBOYS IF YOU COULD CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH
>>64249316
>>64249358
most perfect jewess in existence. Would shekel/10
>>64249777
>He doesn't believe in ELIte
Your season is gonna be just fine bruh
>>64249415
He's not amazing but possibly if he stopped taking the most sacks and hits in the entire league every year he might be able to get to Dalton status or maybe a bit better.
>>64248990
Who /nfceast/ here?
>>64249973
There only room for one perfect jewess in this beautiful shithole.
>>64250010
/nfceast/ masterdivision reporting
>>64249943
>Played 2 games before getting cut
He was on the team last year too, had 5 drops against the Colts I think
anyone have a stream for this game?
Packshit here. How is Donkey Kong holding up for you fin fags since he left our division?
>that feel when big brother Reuben Randall tore shit up in college and gets no love now because he's brittle and can only practice like once a week
>>64248990
>tfw The Giants & Dolphins broship is still strong
bros/10
Bros I............
...........cant even be excited to shitpost for this one.
I'm sorry. Tonight you're on your own.
My wife's son doesn't really care about this one anyway.
Fuck you Giants. They could have had 9-3 and take full control of the NFC Least. JUST
Miami money line -105, all in
has anyone heard that new Drake song called Hotline Bling? It's really good
>>64250009
It would help if he could actually see defenders running at him, but he can't, and just sits there and waits to get leveled.
I really wanted to watch this one but I have to pick my wife's son from practice.
>>64250009
His pocket awareness is terrible. The o-line isn't helping him out, but he's taken too many costly sacks on 3rd downs.
>>64250089
Doing pretty much what he was expected to. Miami's linebackers just aren't good enough to capitalize on it, though
>>64250173
At least you play in a division where it's possible to meme your way into the playoffs once in a while
>>64250211
Every thread And every time I kek
My wife has a son who I am not the father of because I'm a kek
I'm a kekold. I'm raising a child that isn't mine and I masturbate while I watch niggers fuck my wife! Funny, right? xD
>DUDE BLOWN LEADS LMAO
Fuck this team
>>64250233
Probably not gonna happen this year. I can just see Sheagles fan celebrating now when the Giants lose.
>>64249605
can see him driving a uber after this season desu cam
Anybody else's esspee got a bad connection right now?
>Zach Mettenberger, Spencer Ware, Alfred Blue, Jeremy Hill, Jarvis Landry, Ruben Randle, Odell Beckham Jr, Russell Shephard, James Wright, Morris Claiborne, Tyrann Mathieu, Tharold Simon, Bennie Logan, Michael Brockers, Barkevious Mingo, Ego Ferguson, Kevin Minter, Eric Reid, La'El Collins, and Brad Fucking Wing were all on the 2011 LSU Tigers Roster
>5 WR's who all went to the NFL
Fuck you Les Miles and fuck you Jordan "Shoe Stealing" Jefferson you fucking mongoloid combo. I will FOREVER be mad
Those Miami throwbacks are nice
That lady was mad as fuck
>HE KEPT CELEBRATING
Kek, they can only flag you once, right?
>>64250345
Not as mad as I am with my girlfriend's son constantly changing the channel.
>>64250302
That was one of the dumbest moves ever. Sticking with Jordan Jefferson for way too fucking long over a QB that was leading your team to wins.
Dem throwbacks are elite af to bad the lelpins suck
>>64250363
yeah but then they can fine you, not that these nogs care about financial security
>>64249061
good show. worth a watch, wherever it's being broadcast since usa network isn't making any new eps.
>>64250364
Does your wife love you and your son even though he isn't your son?
>>64249358
chubby milana v better than 90% of u.s. american females!
9/10 would give up pork and shellfish for her!
I'd like to watch the game but all of us Ohio State University grads where I live are meeting up at my work and Pizza Hut doesn't allow TVs in the kitchen.
At least the squids are gonna look swaggy as they get fucked in the ass
>>64250364
is he black
>>64249499
quit taking those drugs you buy off the streets!
Suzy Kolber is like a fine wine that just gets better with age.
>>64250016
who be this daughter of the covenant?
>>64250463
Half black
>>64250047
masturbating division
god, you guys are as bad as the afc south. and i should know -- i'm a colts fan!
>>64250505
Wynona, buddy.
This team unironically wears the uniform on the left full-time.
>>64250494
She really is an attractive woman
>>64250364
GRILLED CHEESE
>>64250521
>go giants
>>64250532
You're telling me
>>64250531
ah, i didn't recognize her!
thank you for the ID, anon. you are a gentleman and a scholar!
Fuck the Giants lads.
>tfw had a son last week but he came out kind of black
Weird shit...
>Tannehill already 3rd on all-time starts at QB
Those post-Marino days were real bad.
>>64250532
those new unis suck gator turds! bring back the old ones!
>>64250561
these* are*
fixed that for you
>le one hand catch man
Woukd you raise a child from your partner's previous relationship?
What if that child were black?
Looking for serious answers only. No memes.
>Eric Dickerson and Craig James
Is Miami the worst sports town in America?
who /missesTensnake/ here?
He will never come back ;_;
>Le MEME LSU WR
>EXCEPT WE HAVE 2 OF THEM HERE
Okay, ESPN.
Anyone else having a hard time posting?
>>64250591
Only if she was over 15.
>>64250591
Would raise if the child was the same race and the father had good genes
>>64250605
Yes definitely. Glad to hear it isn't me.
>>64250591
No.
If I got married at 50 or so to a woman who had adult children, then whatever. But I don't even want kids myself, I can't imagine raising someone else's.
Pls resign OV
>>64250605
Works for me :)
I'll PM you a fix
Eli needs to use his retard powers to stop the Panthers.
why's her fly open?
>>64250611
She looks like the most elite high price hooker.
Submit your official ratings for the national anthem performance here
>>64250591
Yes because then it wouldn't be incest.
FOGBOWL
O
G
B
O
W
L
Are there any cuçks on the Giants?
This is horrible, jesus christ
>Dan Marino not singing the anthem
kek
>>64250651
Why isn't yours?
hows your day going so far bros my wifes son broke my TV but his father agreed to come pick him up so he could watch the game there, got rid of my wife too since she goes over with him since he gets a little worked up when he watches his Giants play. He must really wear her out everytime she comes back shes completely exhausted and can barely walk. Anyway its all good now just put my grilled cheese in the microwave and can't wait to watch my Dolphins
>>64250654
2/10
>Odell wearing cleats with the Joker's face on them
DUDE HIS MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>64250654
2/10
dis bitch sound like she bout to croak
Did Paul Warfield forget his HOF jacket?
AND STOP STRETCHING THE NOTES OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
FUCKING A
Is gruden ded yet. I hope so.
that was terrible.. who was that?
>>64250652
They all have a price, friend.
Anyone here losing hope in this season? I don't think anyone can stop the Patriots and I REALLY don't want the Panthers in the Super Bowl.
Mfw that star spangles groaning
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck man
>>64250654
73.8 anthem rating
>>64250679
No 200 word essay?
>>64250690
damn bill cosby is ripped now
>Six months out of college and the best years of my life
>No job
>NEET and feel horrible about it
>Broke
>Can't afford shit in Jew York
>Living with my parents
>No freedom
>All my friends live far away from me
>The only thing I have is my car and my family's Giants season tickets
>tfw I want to go to a playoff game with my Dad this year because I'm 90% sure I'm moving away next year, job or no job
Please win, Giants. You're all I have.
>>64250682
Literally the gayest thing I've ever seen.
>>64250690
is that stuart scott on the right?
Please lord go easy on the Giants and give them a W because next week the team will be beaten to a bloody pulp
>>64250693
A famous lesbian from the 1990s.
>come through my window
Americaitlyns you guys sing the national anthem so much, has anyone majorly fluffed it during a big game?
>>64250690
Go to bed stupid foreigner son of a bitch
>>64250698
>not believing in based AZ
>>64250679
Too obvious but you worked hard so here's a reply.
B- overall
>>64250698
Panthers are gonna get BTFO by >us 12s
>>64250698
The Panthers are a meme.
They haven't played a good team this season
>>64250682
couldn't be more meme if he tried
Why is she so perfect?
>>64249777
THANK GOD IM ON A FUCKING BYE MY ENTIRE TEAM SHIT THE BED AND OR GOT HURT
>>64250698
DAT BIRD
>>64250679
f*cking epic XD
never seen a post like this before! bravo!
>>64250591
No.
>>64250747
too tall and no butt
>>64250747
White girls are magic.
>>64250654
Manvoiced lesbian what the fuck are you doing Miami? / 10
Also we Star Track now.
>>64250733
>carl_lewis.avi
>>64250723
>tfw NEET for four years
dubs and ODB has a terrible game
who's watching the game with their wife's son here? trying to get the guy into Football but he just wants to play video games all the time.
Not saying he is at fault but why were they acting like Coughlin is some god tier coach all of a sudden?
Do you think Watson shitposts on spee?
>>64250709
Yeah my wife's son had one for homework and I have to start on it before halftime or I can't finish tonight's game. It's due Friday so I'm not too worried but I don't want him to scold me.
>>64250738
>>64250753
Gonna have to get used to Arizona teams saving my ass. Need the Diamondbacks to end the Cubs and Red Sox meme and the Cardinals to end the Panthers and Patriots meme.
>throwing back to just a few years ago
>>64250747
>magical
>>64250733
A few times. Once some little girl messed up real bad at a basketball game, but one of the coaches came out and helped her finish it, which was pretty based.
Another time some bitch slipped on the ice during a hockey game I think.
>>64250747
Literally the only good picture of her is that one where she's wearing jeans and that tight shirt that shows her midriff.
>>64250772
iktfb
Pretty GOAT feel actually
Could this dolphins team beat the '72 dolphins?
>>64250747
God tier legs but the rest is forgettable.
post traps pls
>>64249777
>God trips
Eli is going to save your ass
anyone here watch that Bills 30 for 30? any good?
>>64250794
These are older than that. The 90s/00s had some navy blue shit on them.
>>64250779
Because 2 rings, buddy.
>>64250698
don't worry bro my dad works for the NFL. eagles are winning the owl
>>64250813
It's fun. Not the best 30 for 30 I've seen, but it's worth the watch.
>>64250834
SEEMS IMPROBABLE
>Giants meme secondary already memeing
Fuck this team.
mfw my son's dad is staying over tonight so i have to watch the game on my shitty tablet on the couch downstairs
>>64250813
No didn't see it but the one about USC finally losing to Texas was good
>EARLY TURNOVERS
It begins
>that play
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB DOLPHINS
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
>DOLPHINS
>LOLPHINS
What do I say, bros?
>game is already a shit fest
kek
GUYS
LANDON COLLINS DID SOMETHING
>Letting a guy with one hand recover a fumble on you
>>64250848
>being this much of a kek
Fuck this, POST ANIME
>LOLPHINS
incomplete pass, he didn't even fuckin have full possession and make a football move
>only guy who can recover a fumble on the Giants defense has one hand
>>64250834
Yeah and Demarco Murray wins Super Bowl MVP with 200 yards rushing.
>>64250803
Working so far.
smfdh
One of the only good thing Collins has done all year. Motherfucker should play as a run stopping LB desu, can't cover for shit
>Not even a full two minutes into the game
>Already a dumpster fire
>letting a man with 7.5 fingers recover a fumble
>2nd play
>turnover
wooooow
>>64250772
It's never too late to turn it around anon.
>>64250875
"Do you have the proper consent forms?"
>>64250875
Get a nose job then call me.
Kill me
>>64250875
>all female college
>dyke
pick both
>mfw these horrendous teams
Are the Giants the luckiest team in football? I've never seen a team so bad have so many good things happen for them
based /sp/ should I watch this game or anime before I fall asleep?
my meds made my really tired tonight
>>64250875
hi is enough. you'll know whether you should continue by her response.
anyone watching the game on TV and not a shitty stream?
NDONKEYKONG SUH
>>64250772
I haven't lifted a finger to work since 2004.
why don't the dolphins wear these jerseys all the time instead of their awful mains
TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH
>>64250933
i am
>>64250892
LITERALLY PERFECT
> those based Miami throwbacks
>>64250906
i-is this legal?
>>64250927
>meds
Now I know why you're a Vikings fan
Who /gonna lose/ here?
>>64250933
No, I'm sure this is ESPN's least watched broadcast.
>>64250925
Unluckiest maybe. They've gotten meme'd in the fourth quarter like five times this season.
>>64250933
>paying the cable jews
>>64250937
Since when did racism become cool? Go back to /pol/
Oh Coughlin isn't going to go for it?
>>64250925
What the fuck is that.
>>64250967
>what is ravens/browns
OH LOOK TOM COUGHLIN IS PUTTING OUT THE FIELD GOAL UNIT
who /ÇUCK/ here?
>>64250980
shit b8 is shit
>>64250886
Why Dolphins
WHY
>Greg Jennings used to be the #1 WR of the #1 Offense (of 2011)
>Now he's not even starting for the Lelphins
I bet your sister is having a good time now, faggot!
>>64250960
>tfw need 3 pts by the Gnats defense
>FR in the first drive
oh yes
>>64250980
>this fucking nigger
>>64250980
Yeah, seriously, /sp/ needs to be a safe space for gay niggers like this guy
>>64250960
>Playing the Giants D
For what fucking reason?
>>64250999
literally No Ass: The Girl
>>64250925
is this a fucking beehive what the fuck is up with japs and their food
>Giants O-Linemen deding
>Get treated to Jerry Reese's Bargain Bin personnel like John Jerry who get overpowered every play
Giants football Ladies & Gentlemen
>>64250999
Nice trips.
I like the C with the little dick
>>64250925
they are one of the most injured teams in all of sports for like 5 years in a row now
>Fins fumble on their first possession
>Gnats go 3 and out
Yer im not staying up to watch this dumpster-fire
>>64251013
Has to be a 32 team league
>>64250591
No
No^2
>>64251018
I think it's tripe
>>64250960
You because Oliver's team is just Crazy!
>>64251018
That's what the inside of a boob looks like.
Source: I'm a 10/10 18 year old girl.
>>64251015
>He's an as s "man"
This is a white board
>>64251042
>I don't know what a 3 and out is
They got a first down you uneducated shitstain
>>64251025
Not even the worst O lineman on the team. Newhouse is probably the worst offensive lineman I have ever seen
>>64251040
1.5
I am so fucking tired of seeing this team kick field goals for the past 3 fucking seasons. What the fuck
>>64251042
Except they got a first down.
>>64251004
The packers let him go when based Ted knew he didn't have much left, the Jennings ran his mouth in the media because he was butthurt and didn't want to admit he was done
If they flip that kayak they will electrocute everybody in the ocean
>>64251040
seven
>>64250898
He's a rookie. He's not going to make an instant impact as a second-rounder, but he'll get there.
>>64251056
that looks nothing like a bag of sand
>>64251042
Do you mean 3 points and out?
>>64251040
it's 9 you moran
>>64251025
http://www.nfl.com/draft/history/fulldraft?teamId=3410&type=team
>All these busts
Coughlin is the only reason this guy still has a job
>>64251066
>>64251059
Soz bruh, i had to take a piss and missed the first down
>>64251040
Tom Brady
>>64251065
I wish I had some smotch right about now. Only got beer and rum.
Jets would bootybla- oh wait
>>64251013
pretty sure that New York is the Jets D, not the Giants
>>64251065
Nice Twilight books, homo.
>Landry is now the biggest offensive name for the Dolphins
>>64251040
6/2(1+2)
6/2+4
3+4
7
It's 7 m9
>>64251085
> bag of sand
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>64250980
Racism was always cool. Now it's just making a comeback.
>>64251039
>they are one of the most injured teams
New York got hit hard by that Spontaneous Falling Down Syndrome
>tfw my girlfriend's son is a dolphins fan
>>64251099
as someone who lives in south dakota, i agree with this
>>64251085
It's had all the sand washed out.
>>64251111
> making fun of my wife's daughter's books
>>64251120
I can't wait for the next 8 years!
Playing with that hand looks super fucking uncomfortable.
Has he been playing well since his injury?
>>64250591
Babby daddy is NEVER out of the picture f@m
>>64251126
Rape him.
JPP should just used the exposed hand to scare away blockers
WHO /NEEDS 25 POINTS FROM LANDRY/ HERE?
>"PHIL!"
>>64251126
make him a grilled ice sandwich
>>64251146
He is if he's dead M8
TANNESHIT DIDN'T GET SACKED
>>64251099
some alignments I see
>>64250933
TV watcher reporting in
Holy shit, Cameron caught something
Why do they try to catch with one hand when you have two
>Black people in charge of hairstyles
>>64251195
gotta meme
>>64251040
[code]std::cout << 6 / 2 * (1 + 2);[/code]
>ouput = 9, so that is the objective correct answer
>>64251195
get on that top 10 nigga
>>64251154
Imagine being his cell mate and him cornering you and jerking you off with that thing. That would be totally scary and not sexy at all am I right?
That ref lost his spot when started talking shit to the Giants player
>>64250933
my wife's daughter is letting me borrow her Ipad, stream is stuttering tho.
>>64251040
One, obviously.
Landry based as fuck
>>64251204
>beta white devil with no swag
Guys, my little brother is a Giants fan and said they were gonna score first. Now I have to suck his dick. What do I do?
RARE 1st DOWN
>>64251223
>frogposters
MIAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>all those giants fans in miami
>Getting a first down
Are the Dolphins elite?
Who Mi/a/mi here?
>>64251240
Buggin Out is not an attractive look famm
>>64251240
Swag is for boys
Class is for men
>>64251232
but what about your wife's son? doens't he have ESPN on xbox that you bought him?
>>64251246
>not peanutposting
Will the Dolphins ever not be an ugly team?
>when you have two
Check your privilege, able-bodied shitlord
>"FUCK!!"
lel
I wish you would shitpost in this thread my friend
You could
Smoke plants while having bantz and browse the dankest memes
And if you want to post high test or feet
I will understaaaaand
I will understaaaaand
>Giants defense
>>64251251
at being shit, yes.
>>64251223
I think that would be the best scenario if JPP was your cell mate m8
>>64251258
neckbeard detected
>>64251256
my bull is half cuban does that count?
AWW FUCK
RYAN VICK
TANNEGOAT
The fucking best player on this defense only has one hand
>have a chem final in 11 hours
>It's 50 multiple choice questions
JUST
is Tannehill elite?
MILLER TIME
>>64251186
>those tabs
>>64251266
It's would not will
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>GNATS DEFENSE
BASED MILLER
>>64251256
NMB reporting in
TOUCHDOWN MIAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
it's all ogre now
>>64251283
When in doubt pick C
>>64251258
You own a fedora don't you?
>giants defense
Such a disgrace.
>>64251283
Since when do Middle school tests have 50 multiple choice questions?
DAT 26 SLIDING FOR LIKE 10 FEET AFTER MISSING MILLER NEED WEBM
>Blitzing the correct side
>Completely whiff
Guys my grandmother's daughter just came in my room and told me to turn off the game because I called her a stupid bitch today when she forgot my BBQ sauce. I'm 37 years old I don't need this shit. Also go Cowboys.
>>64251291
what's even worse is 4 of them are reddit memes.
>>64249686
I need Tannehill to score less than 20 points
Our defence is so fucking terrible
>>64251283
>chem
>hard
The Dolphins will win this meme game. tbqh.
>Have a 75 word essay due tomorrow
>My wife's son is playing his Green Day too loud
>Giants getting whooped
Going to bed, 2bh.
>>64251283
What kind of chem?
>>64250999
would bang, hope she likes spics tho
stop fucking blitzing
It sure is fun watching some shitty scrub teams play meaningless football in the middle of December
MILLER TIME BITCHES
>there are gnats fans in this thread RIGHT NOW that think they have a chance against Carolina
What do you guys think of my homemade 'za?
>>64251318
romo pls go
where the fuck even is new york?
>>64251332
Gen chem 1
>>64251267
Kek i actually want them to lose. They need to get a decent draft pick and clean house. These LBs are fucking embarassing.
>>64251318
Tell your aunt to fuck off
>Giants defense
>>64250925
Tripe and carrots? Wat?
>>64251339
yeah i saw the jets game too
>>64251330
>75 word
>american education
>>64250591
can someone explain what this meme is?
>People think Eli is elite
>>64251339
You would know.
>>64251267
>implying the Giants have a defense at all
Pretty sure a front 4 of Eatdapussy, Lexdaexplorer, Tensake, and moot would generate more of a pass rush
Has the Miami O line learned about opening lanes?
>>64251347
are you black?
TFW I usually post on /fit/ that has a 300 post limit and I realize that /sp/ has a based 500 post limit
>>64251347
thick crust = shit tier
>>64251186
>no "how to screen shot"
>>64251186
>transexual escorts
>>64251347
>all that grease in the center
needs work
>>64251186
MASTERPIECE POST
>>64251371
No one thinks this m8.
>Lions @ Saints next monday night
when will get a game with teams that have a winning record?
>>64251299
People think this defense stands a chance next week vs the leagues highest scoring offense. Panthers going to drop 50 on them in the first half.
>>64251379
could you imagine EDP445 as the second coming of Vince WIlfork?
guys I just licked my girlfriends pussy clint and fiddled it with my tongue and she squirted semen clear across my room and ruined my Tony Romo poster
>>64251391
where the hell is Drive
>>64251368
>this opinion
>from that country
>>64251283
That's nothing senpai. I have a 300 word essay due by Friday fml
>>64251339
My nigga, feels pretty good
Feels good also knowing we have a dragon throwing beast waiting in Bryce petty, one more year of Fitz (who i like) and then the monster awakens
>>64251380
No. The Giants have the second-worst defense in the league.
>>64251186
hahah le ebin tabs screen amirite /b/ros?
Anyone have a stream for the Dolphins/Giants match?
>>64251397
>She'll never fuck a BBC inches from your face and let the juices drip into your mouth
Just kill me
>>64251357
help us get to the super bowl senpai
>>64251400
Denver/Cincy on the last one of the year
>>64251356
That's a tough one. Don't forget to wear your retard helmet.
>>64251400
Bengals @ Broncos in two weeks, the last MNF game of the year.
>>64251256
West Kend/a/ll reppin'
i like those jerseys miami has.
What ARE you doing New Year's Eve /sp/?
>>64251427
nice mental illness you have, redditor
you yanks have some strange medicine ads
>>64251426
get a job neet
ORENTHAL JAMES BECKHAM JUNIOR IS ELITE
Why are the qts in the Cialis ad with those low test betas?
>>64251437
>>64251435
no dalton tho
stream?, im at work
>>64251441
>not going with those full time instead of the bland redesign they currently use
For what purpose?
>>64251427
DUDE
KUCKED
MEME
LMAO
>>64251443
watching them games tbqh
>>64251459
Muhhamd pls
>>64251444
Dem trips confirm Ribbiters have mental illness.
>>64251447
We like pur ducks hard.
>>64251426
fuck off poorfag
>>64251461
Use wiziwig fellow poorfag
>>64251461
>working at this hour
>having a poor person wage job
>>64251417
>the monster awakens
The monster is already awake
We owl now my nigga, we're gonna run the gauntlet
S T U F F E D
STOP RUNNING THE FUCKING BALL MCADOODLE YOU FUCKING QUEER
>>64251460
Yeah but it's still going to have a massive impact on the AFC playoff race.
Dude defense lmao
>>64251444
Nah, I just like the color contrast
>le run it up the middle
It looks like Vareen is a stuffed bust pizza.
>>64251460
a primetime game without little red ryder hood means the game will actually be competitive
>meme up and down the field in the passing game
>"lol wtf is running the ball"
Typical McAdoo offense.
>can't even get a 1st down
JUST: The Team
>Giants have no defense or running backs worth a damn
>People consider them the best of the shitpile within their division
l o l
o
l
>>64251493
>beat the Tits
>we owl now
>tfw my stream just plays NFL highlights during commercial breaks
Stop running the ball and stop blitzing members of the secondary for the love of god
>>64251426
no, i've got one for the game though
Who playing COD with Bros here?
>being a schoolteacher is the hardest job in the world
>women actually believe this
>>64251507
Is that stream wearing a moss fedora?
>>64251525
shh, I want to enjoy the delusion until we lose to the Pats next week
>people actually thought the Giants were going to meme their way to another Super Bowl
>>64251525
Winning brings out the retards in full force. Feels bad man.
>>64251524
Here's your (You) you've been looking for
>>64251546
It's not easy teaching American children anything.
>>64251426
> match
TRIGGERED
Soooo... The Giants lose yards on all running plays, is that it?
TANNEVICK
>there are people who will only discover the rolling stones because of a call of duty commercial
>>64251539
playing LAN with my bull and his son right now add me, PlznotONherFace111
Tanelel is memeing this defense way to easy
>>64251555
beat me to it
>>64251571
>There are grandpas posting on /sp/
>>64251560
>Being THIS mad
Tell me Gnats kek, how is your shitty team better than the eaglels or redshits? Protip: you can't.
Sims is a buffoon
Sims pls
>>64250725
those cleats are so lame tbqh senpai
>receiver catches ball in stride
>instead of going forward they stop and try to juke every defender nearby
>>64251596
The Giants win championships.
being a fins fan can be hard
3 and out but Dolphins are looking way better than the Gnats
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
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JUMP NIGGA
>>64251596
our QB isn't complete shit
Miss me yet?
You fucking dildo stay on your feet next time.
>drophins
>>64251625
*won
>>64251548
UGG BIG HAIR IS MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
This special teams play is killing me. Thank god he slipped
>>64251527
Had a stream one time that just ran a slideshow of lingerie models with music that reminded me of being 12.
Crying boners are the weirdest.
>all the meme paint on the field making people slip
>>64251636
what a fucking crazy year to be an eagles fan
oh good another meme catch montage
>>64251636
>(You) posting Twitch memes
Here's your (You)
>>64251548
>walking into interview
>see this
what do
>>64251275
>>64251581
Samekekfag?
first game this season where we are actually throwing downfield rather than meme laterals and busted screens
What is tackling
>>64251628
Ah, so you're no better than cowgirls fans. kek.
>>64251641
eli being good is a meme m8
>>64251636
Those African kids are gonna be really happy to get those.
>ELITE
ELITE
>>64251675
>7-1
>Dolphins allowing Giants to run the ball
>>64251684
>(You)
>Drug Cartel Lord
>Gnat Autist
>>64251674
God thats amazing.
Too bad she'll be in a muumuu in 10 years
>>64251681
the destination said philly not detroit
>>64251581
You should hope it goes on her face
Don't want to raise more of his children
>>64249316
Hot glue when?
Eli is my baby daddy
STAND WITH RAND MOTHERFUCKERS
>>64251687
>implying I'd ever cheer for Neymar
yfw Odel Beckham Jr wont give birth to your first born
>>64251704
There is nothing more beautiful than a man holding his wife's boyfriend's baby.
>>64251725
If only he was a woman, right?
>>64251679
>2 (two) rings
>not good
Is ODB the best WR
>>64250747
>no tits
>no ass
>perfect
get some taste ya faggots
no its cool, dont cover ODB or anything
>>64251752
ODB is a future Panther.
>>64251758
>No tits
>The New York Football Field Goals
>>64251748
>team accomplishments an indicator of how good someone is
You're right, Trent Dilfer was pretty good.
>eliteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
EFUCKINGLITE
>>unironically referring to him as "OBJ"
I want bigger Twitter to leave
>autists on Twitter spamming #ELITE
Being a Jets fan is a struggle.
>>64251797
>she will never make that face as you slip it into her caboose
new thread where
>>64251779
Proof that she's perfect
ELIte Manning
>>64251814
Bryce Petty will be elite for us. Don't you worry, f.a.m.
>>64251813
It's ODB obviously
>>64251634
Cool post Canada. Want to bring it to the white house?
DOLPHINS JUST GOT
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>64251776
>future Panther
>not washed up or drafted by Carolina
Choose one and only one ssnpai
>>64251748
>yfw luke walton has 2 rings
"good"
>only one team's fans think eli is a top 3 QB
Roses are red
Violets are blue
These are the Giants colors
Fuck, I hate the Dolphins
>>64251849
what about Olsen
>>64251814
Bryce
Petty
Ny will have a new God and it will be with our jets, brother
>>64251836
future replacement for fitz in maybe another year, hope so t.b.h.
>Dolphins lose by 3 against the Giants just like in 2011 and 2007
>Giants with teh superb owl over the Patriots
>>64251852
We've seen his miracles and yet some refused to believe his is God sent to destroy Brady.
>>64251881
I love what Bowles has done with our team. My only concern is getting younger on defense.
>we'll never see the GOAT Favre again.
Feels bad man.
>>64251889
And here's the (You) you've been looking for, you c.u.c.k.
>>64251866
very rare exception, he was alright in Chicago desu
>>64251895
Yeah hopefully Mac will be a good drafter in the coming years. I like the Front 7 though. The secondary could turn brittle really soon.
Jayajayi is elite
MILLER!
MILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
LE ONE HAND MAN
Tie your god damn shoes, Landry
MILLER
Fuck this team
IF YOU HADN'T BLOWN THAT HAND OFF YOU WOULD HAVE MADE THAT TACKLE YOU CRAB HAND FUCKING DITSOON
JPP cucKed by his own "hand"
WHO /XBONE/ HERE?
ELITE!!!!!!!!
BASED MILLER YOOOOOOOOO
>nobody cares enough to name new thread
LAMAR MILLER BREAKING NIGGAS ANKLES
>JPP
>that jpp feel
its over giants are finished
>tfw benched Miller in fantasy
>Giants defense
>Gnats
>Giants
>Defense
Pick one.
literally any human being on the face of the earth with 10 fingers wouldve made that tackle
>>64251797
someone should download this episode and webm it in HD. s35e05, only public tracker link wouldn't finish.
Im sorry but JPP cannot fucking play without another hand and Landon Collins should be fucking cut
Fire the giants defensive coordinator and draft some fucking talent.
LETS
GO
GIANTS
>JPP
>>64251972
>literally playing a man with 1 hand
How do I get puss
>Saints Elvis
>JPP
>less than 10 fingers
What was the song they played before the commercial break?
>inb4
>"hand"
Based miller
>>64251974
And xray it, and enhance it, and xray it again.
At least New York still has the Jets right?
IT'S ALL ABOUT DA U
BASED MILLER
>>64252009
and the Bills
new thread?
>>64252009
We're New York's team and always have been New York's team.
>>64252006
PLEASE
>>64251851
He's a good coach. Phil Jackson was never a good player, but he learned a lot from sitting on the bench.
>They're going to have to outscore Miami, Mike
>>64252032
FINGER
>>64252043
Truly the Madden of our generation.
>>64252030
I consider the Jets to be more low-class and dirty new Yorker and giants to be more like fancy wall street new yorkers. Bills are for the bridge and tunnel crowd
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING WILLIAMS THE BALL?
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING THE BALL WITH WILLIAMS?
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MCADOO
What are they feeding those nigs in Louisiana? Those niggers are everywhere
>jints
At this rate the fins might make 8-8 again!
>>64252065
Eeh-Eee See speed
Nice spaghetti drop
>tfw the Dolphins coach is more swole than the players he has
>>64252062
I always see people in the projects wearing Giants jerseys and Italians in brooklyn wearing jets'
>>64252062
The Giants fans are just as scummy as the "Jets fans" you just described. Except they actually think they're the high class types but come in with the same mentality on game day. I live in Central Jersey so I haven't been to the city much but that correlation is BS desu
>>64252082
ANUS
>yfw you see brady's 4 incher
Should the Giants keep Randle or nah?
Was brady wearing his rings on his gronk?
>The Giants have 6 missed tackles, Dolphins have gained 59 extra yards and two scores as a result
Double fuck this team.
>>64252062
Now that the Giants suck ass, New York will bandwagon the Jets.
That one kid looked like a baby mariota
>>64252100
Italians actually prefer the Giants because of Bavarro's laundry.
>>64252110
>>64252100
So all new York fans are scummy except Bills fans?
>bum-bum bum-bum ba bum bum bum bum
Fuck these commercials
>>64252146
Shut the fuck up you dumb flyover faggot, you don't know shit about New York. No Giants fan would ever bandwagon the shitty Jets for any reason, I'd rather a fucking plane get flown into my house than be a nasty lowly Jets fan.
>>64252146
Happened when Rex and Sanchez were actually good for a time. Fuck I miss those times senpai
>625 posts
We /vg/ now
we flee flicker now brehs
TIE YOUR FUCKING SHOES GOD DAMN SENPAI
>>64252170
You're assuming every New York sports fan is as inflexible as you are.
>>64252158
Every team has scummy fans. I think Jets games are usually more rowdy, but at least they're not Eagle fans.
>>64252158
You're confusing New York fans with your mother's vagina.
>>64252158
idk Bills fans but I imagine them to be Upstate NY.
> tannehill confirmed ded
What the fuck play was that xd
OHHHH SHIT TANNEDED
>>64252187
>new york
>sports fans
kek son
Tough like Tannehill
>>64252170
The ones who I went to high school with always supported whoever was the better team.
As a Jets fan, it kind of embarrasses me.
CLUB HIM WITH YOUR CRAB CLAW JPP
>>64252209
Have you never been to MSG?
>>64252231
Yes. I'm Spike Lee - the only regular in attendance.
>>64252225
When did you graduate high school?
>>64249287
I fucking love Sam
>>64251040
PEMDAS BITCH IT'S 1
>>64252475
it's 9
stick it into wolframalpha
Episode I
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![coughlin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4whGkog.jpg "coughlin[1]")
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