It's the Dolphins' 50th Anniversary Night and the Giants are playing like it's the 1970s.
>don't know how to tie your shoes
>make millions of dollars
what a crazy world we live in
>tfw when you're brother's wife's son gets off the Xbox just in time to see your Dolphins win
Who's better Dallas Thomas or a trashcan?
What do you guys think Russell Wilson will buy for his girlfriend's son this Christmas?
GNATS
It's a nationally televised game. What are the chance that Suh goes into full Sonkey Kong mode
5th for the only reason I'm watching this shit
Cullen Jenkins just destroyed Miami's guard and Tannehill
Why don't Miami players know how to tie their shoes?
FAGGOT INTERNET COMMUNITY POWER RANKINGS
1. /A/
2. REDDIT
3. TUMBLR
4. YOUTUBE
5. /JP/
6. /V/
900000001. /TV/
900000000001. /FIT
9000000000000001. ESPEE
>>64252219
You mean Russel Wilson's son?
>Tfw our defense is bipolar and our run game is shit
this is mine and my wife's sons favorite Milana pic
>>64252235
Kek Tanneyhill looked in pain in the huddle
>Losing to the lelphins
Even we bet these punks.
Oh me and my wife's son are laughing!
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that MNF with the good manning brother was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs
JPP looks like the Undead Giant from Bloodborne
>>64252261
UNF
>600 posts later thread #2
>>64252219
He should try to buy some dignity for himself. His salary is good, I'm sure he can afford it.
>>64252254
You mean Future's son?
>>64252219
an Xbox One
Nth for 4 miller TD's
>>64252229
>tfw suh ends the giants/lelphins broship
>>64252235
that guards name is Dallas Thomas & he could be the worst player in the NFL
Who else /changingovertoFargo/ soon?
It sucks because this game is actually good in a terrible way, but it's the season finale phamalam.
>>64252267
turn down your contrast nigger
Why is Miami using a proper logo instead of their current cruise line one?
>>64252261
>she'll never nibble on your little diddle
>>64252219
>implying he has a choice
If it's not the newest Bose headphones poor Russ will have to sit in timeout again
Blah blah blah flyover state
Blah blah blah than a FLY INTO STATE
>>64252252
Be careful Vietnambro.
You'll anger the waifukeks
>>64252302
Some shitty jewtube screenshot from googs
>>64252235
>implying Dallas Thomas is an actual football player and not just the kid with down syndrome that they let play in blowouts for feel good stories but is playing by mistake
>>64252305
>having a little diddle
just end it all m8
Why are they using the old logo?
>>64252284
Nope. That's Russel Wilson's son.
>>64252296
Fargo and Pulp Fiction are the two most overrated shit movies of all time
>Memeham finally getting called for OPI
GARBAGE FUCKING CALL
IT WAS A SACK YOU FUCKING REFS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64252327
about time desu
>>64252296
Just DVR it. I love Fargo, but FX's commercial breaks are worse than the NFL's.
why is OBJ such a skinny faggot
gronk and OBJ get away with the most offensive pass interface.
gronk is finally getting caught this year OBJ word is out now maybe
>>64252252
Why /jp/? They're good autistic lads that stay on their own board.
>>64252323
They're using the even older logo senpai
>>64252326
>pulp fiction
>overrated
Kill yourself, capeshit queer
>>64252323
Throwback uniforms you tard
>>64252324
(you) win, it's Future's son.
>>64252333
>(You)
>>64252326
The show is the best thing to be on TV in years. Also the movie was great kill yourself.
who /trump/ here
>>64252324
No, it's Futures.
>>64252342
Gronk has been called for OPI more than half the league
>>64252341
>not knowing 2016 is the year of the skinny manlets
>>64252341
Why are you such a fat fucking faggot
>>64252326
and then there's this douchebag
>>64252326
>he's thinking that Fargo the tv show and Fargo the movie are the same thing
uproxx.com/movies seems like something you should go back to.
>>64252252
>>64252252
oh I also forget
1a. /MLP/
>watching niggerball with /spee/
>while at the same time watching Star Wars red carpet premier with /tv/
Why can't I hold all these streams?
>>64252367
>>64252373
>retarded faggots don't even recognize a reference to wilshits meme commericial
>>64252371
Here
>>64252370
You should check out the Hannibal tv series, Hannibal is the perfect male specimen, you just wanna love him even though he's so sick
>>64252323
Never noticed it isn't still the one they're using tonight.
>>64252326
<---This is you, isn't it
>>64252341
Don't forget the new nigga trend of blonde hair dye
>>64252371
>not Bernie
Hello reddit!
>>64252371
Is Trump a fascist?
>>64252232
damn dolphins fans keked the shit out of the redskins
>call the play ded when they realize SUH is loose
eat a dick nigga
>>64252385
This ain't kekhoop
>>64252385
You picked the two worst things to possibly watch.
>>64252383
Will you please shut the fuck up you ugly yellowskinned slanteyed fishead?
>cold december
>warm socks right out the drier
>eli being eli
who \comfyiggles here?
lmao giants fucking SUCK
>Giants
>Eli has literally won the Super Bowl
yayyy a turn over. go-o-oooo gnats
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUMBLEROOSKI
>GNATS
>>64252402
>longsleve denim shirt
>>64252405
is that a joke
JONES
O
N
E
S
>>64252407
RARE FLAG
A
R
E
F
L
A
G
>"ELI"te Manning
>actually elite
>good, even
top kek
BASED FUCKING JONES!!!!!!!!!!""
DAT HEART!!! DAT TRUCKING!!! DAT JIVING
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Williams is such a piece of shit.
That's why they call it football
>>64252406
Are you 18 years old?
>GIANTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE CITY OF QB/RB EXCHANGE
I still don't even know what Pulp Fiction was supposed to be about, a dumb nigger cop and a closeted fag cop say retarded unfunny one liners? Overrated garbage meme film
holy fuck Andre Williams is the worst fucking RB in the league. Can he just fuck off?
Williams is the worst RB I've ever seen
>eli blowing it
dear god the manning brothers suck dick mang
>manning in charge of the simplest of handoffs
Incoming miller TD run
mfw when i can hear my my wifes muffled screams into a pillow from here on the couch downstairs, trying to watch the game
mfw her bull looks jus like Suh
Fuck this shit
I'm glad this meme team is gonna miss the playoffs again
>>64252397
I liked Hannibal a lot. Fargo is far superior though.
>>64252252
Wait, is the first slot the most faggoty, or the least?
>>64252418
>not knowing I'm actually an Australian in HK
stay assmad murrifat retard waste of space
>B-but muh autism cycle!
God damn, Jones got another 10 yards after contact
>>64252403
lighten the colours on the 97 logo and its perfect
>implying tanneshit will take advantage of this
>>64252461
Was that really Eli's fault?
>>64252467
go back to where you came from
>>64252467
first has most faggotry
>>64252393
Thought you were c.ucking wilson again, cocksucker. Not my fault though, what else can you be expected to do?
>>64252414
>You picked the two worst things to possibly watch.
You don't have to tell me, anon. I'm living the nightmare right now.
>>64252403
My god the new one is awful
Would giants swap Eli for Peyton if they could do it for free starting right now?
>GNATS
Can't wait to see my boys lay wood.
>>64252463
enough with this shit faggot
When will meme wars just fucking die?
Where is Darkwa?
list of things in this world Jon Gruden likes:
everyfuckingthing but the new york giants' tackling ability
list of things in this world Jon Gruden doesn't like:
the new york giant's tackling ability
Coughlin is going to die of an anger induced heart attack on field one day.
>every commercial break there's a fucking Star Wars commercial
c u c k fags and their obsession with their shitty meme have ruined football threads. prove me wrong. protip: you can't.
>>64252468
Even worse you gorilla looking abo scumbag, go back to your criminal containment island and then kill yourself.
>>64252478
Get a warrant you fat fuck
What would it take for the Dolphins to make the playoffs?
>>64252463
original joke, faggot
Looks like it will be down to the Eagles/Foreskins for the division
Giants aren't doing shit except breaking fans hearts
>>64252499
Enjoy your 1 and done faggot.
>>64252478
Quit shitposting and fix the fucking league, asshole
>>64252515
4 different teams to lose out
>>64252484
no the back needs to get his right arm up.
>>64252518
Enjoy the loss loser
>>64252499
Shouldn't you be slurping your girlfriend's boyfriend's semen out of her vagina right now cowkek?
Something about the modern logo I really don't like.
IDK it looks like a flamboyant dolphin.
I can't put my finger on it.
MY WIFES SON BULL CUUCKHOLDING GRILLED 250 WORD ESSAY CUUCK CUUCK CUUUUUUCK SON WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MICROWAVE WIFE ESSAY
AM
I
FUNNY
YET?
>>64252508
every single break where I live there's an ad for the Rio Olympics.
We won't even get Star Wars out here because local people refuse to watch sci-fi. Harry Potter was banned for witchcraft, lmao
>>64252478
Star Wars is so gay, I haven't seen a movie that's all cgi in like 10 years, still haven't watched that gay movie with the blue alien people in the forest, I just can't watch that shit, may as well watch anime with how fake that shit looks
>>64252517
Just wait until the 4th quarter. The Giants will be up until the 2 minute mark and then somehow lose.
>>64252540
yes ha ha ha
>>64252509
sunday night was even worse
>>64252478
Go masturbate to a picture of Brady you corpulent sow
Is it just me or does the logos on tannehill's helmet look askew?
>>64252536
Shouldn't you be winning...oh right
Who's da tuffest QB in da league??
>>64252478
How does it feeling your league is more scripted than the WWE and next year this sport is moving over to /asp/?
>>64252510
wrong again dickhead! I'm of based european descent!
how can one anon be so wrong this much? I guess it's because you're an inbred, backwards, sister fucking, obese manchild who jerks it to MLP during the small breaks in which he doesn't have a mans dick firmly lodged 12 inches up his anus
>>64252433
>shortsleve denim shirts
>>64252515
Sadly the Jets make them look stupid when they play twice a year
They are playing just to play, no hopes for the playoffs
>>64252561
Peyton "Turkey Neck" Manning
>>64252538
It perfectly fits the team and fans.
>>64252545
The first 3 movies were all stop motion and props.
> those perfect Miami helmet stripes
Where did football uniforms go wrong family?
>>64252561
Stafford or Roethlisberger
>>64252538
that dolphin is gay, thats all there is to it plus he's a bottom
>>64252561
Cam by far.
>>64252561
Eli
>>64252561
Big Ben
>>64252543
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>>64252466
Where is it, is it on HBO or Amazon Prime or what?
>>64252509
i can't
>>64252540
to the 15 year olds that crowd this board these days, sure.
you are now aware that the Dolphins QB has TWO FUCKING TOES for thumbs. yes, he has a toe instead of a thumb on his throwing hand.
look up 'Megan Fox thumb' on google images to see the disorder Tanne has.
>>64252561
Brees has been taking shots for years with his small body
>>64252543
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>tfw debate tomorrow night but i'm working
>asked for leave but don't know if it will get tomorrow
>>64252558
Giants have more wins than the Cowkeks do, you fucking mongoloid.
How's your boyfriend Tony Romo doing you fucking queer?
>super hyped for Spectre
>opening scene was really fun and exciting
>rest of the movie was a let down
based casino royale spoiling everything for me
>>64252561
Brady
>>64252579
And that's why they're the only 3 good ones
Why are all the kickers whiteys?
Is RPI paying for this? Every single time the Dolphin's kicker comes out they say an advertisement for RPI.
will these bernie mac walmart commercials ever stop theres a new one every week
>>64252538
nothing football related
same reason I hate the current eagles logo
>>64252595
And he's outpassing a guy with Downs. Who gives a shit?
Who else here because Reddit is down?
>>64252538
>Miami fans will never have a bad ass team logo like this one
why live
>>64252521
fuck you, nigger
>>64252561
Newton, that nigger takes a pounding running the ball all the time and just keeps going.
Eli honestly sucks pretty badly
Biggest defense babby ever
>>64252614
least athletic position
>>64252561
Rivers
>Has the flu and it's pouring in Kansas City
>plays
>Dalton breaks his thumb
>Out for 6 weeks
>>64252595
why not just post an image
>eat 5 taco bell tacos
>discover 6th taco hiding in bag
Life is okay sometimes, /sp/.
>>64252610
That pretty much sums up the last mission impossible movie for me
Craig Robinson has become so much of a meme actor that he can only get hired by Wal-Mart anymore
FINally the dolphins are gonna with
>>64252616
Nice b8
3/10 because I replied and thought you were serious about that being Bernie for a couple seconds
>>64252643
I was going to rent that tomorrow. Fuck.
>>64252629
Oh damn, for free
>>64252610
Eva Green was best girl
>>64252623
That's a shit logo
History is king. There's not a single logo that's been redesigned and looks better than its predecessor in the NFL.
le meme catch man finally caught a pass
Beckham the GOAT jr
>>64252643
why were you hyped? it was obvious craig gave no shits
>>64252614
white parents don't want to let their kids play football cause head injuries so they compromise by letting them kick
ODELL BEST WR IN THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!
>>64252635
Get your memory checked grandpa, you ordered 6
Damn that was a nice dragon.
AUTISM DRAGON
>>64252623
The dolphins logo should be an underwater rape cave with red eyes glowing in it. Now that would be intimidating.
Refball desu
refs want the giants to win
>>64252677
B-BUT THE STICKUM
>>64252538
>LOL IT HAS A HELMET IT'S LIKE IT'S GONNA PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!
Glad they dropped it.
It's like they were treating us like idiots.
Yeah, we get it, they're named after dolphins.
Glad they changed it.
>Grimes being exposed by le meme hands man
>>64252561
Wilson hasn't missed a snap in nearly 4 years
>>64252668
It wasn't bad by any means. I just felt that the ending was a bit lacking. I'd give it a solid 7/10
>>64252618
How many nfl logos are football related?
45
>45
>>64252682
No shit, dude.
If these cunts meme their way into another postseason I am done watching football
>@dolphins
>loud cheer when Odell Memeham Jr makes a catch
ffs dolphins
Nice touchdown.
jfc. i just started watching the game and the first thing i saw was that shit rtp call.
who /refball/ here?
ELITE
ELITE
ELITE
Grimes isn't getting any poon tonight because of that. Miko will probably just spend another night at the plastic surgeon's
>>64252635
>wanted chicken club sandwich
>Mcdonalds said they don't serve it
>settled with a double quarter-pounder
>it tasted like shit
Kill me
nigga why the fuck is the new season of You Better Call Saul taking so long to come out?
God I fucking hate the Dolphins
>>64252704
This. The dems don't have a chance in hell to win this time.
>>64252706
it's back on then
>>64252715
>Being this mad
>>64252704
>Hong Kong
>Hating communism
lol the government is coming for you
Did Eli just burn his autism powers in the first half?
MOTHAFUCKING STONY BROOK
>>64252704
Fucking soft as fuck call
Pussy league
VEEREEN GETTING OUT ON THE SCREEEEEEEEN
>>64252725
S'alright, anon. Chin up.
>>64252716
It would help if the team were ever worth watching, but florida is retired transplant central
half the people there are giants fans
Man who's stadium are they playing in? Maybe Floridians are just keks.
>>64252726
because they know that whenever they release it they will make money
they are probably doing a split season just like they do with walking dead because it is shown to get better ratings
Dan Campbell looks like PC Principal
>>64252704
Who /filteringthisflagbecausethisassholeisannoyingasshit/ here?
>>64252726
it's a 20 episode season
>>64252715
bye
>>64252764
everyone in florida is from somewhere else. are you just realizing this?
>>64252699
It's like you havent seen a lot of football team's logos.
>>64252764
Florida is 80% NYC transplants
Hate both of these teams, but the dolphins need to win to keep Autismo out of the playoffs
Don't fuck this up
>>64252767
Yes. Dan Cambell is fucking hella ripped.
I seriously hope you morons aren't seriously voting for Trump, it literally came out from his ex wife that Trump reads Hitlers book My New Order and studies his speeches, don't be stupid, vote Bernie
>>64252745
Is that OBJ?
>>64252709
Now? Bucs and raiders but there used to be more and it always is better
Old patriots logo is the best
>>64252749
I ordered 6 tacos; that's why there were 6 in the bag. I don't know what you're on about.
>>64252726
>watching the sequel show to an overrated reddit show
>>64252725
>he didn't settle for the bacon clubhouse
>yfw Tom Coughlin is the same age as Donald Trump
>>64252725
>went with family to get mcdonald sundaes
>my wifes bf tells me hes lactose intolerant
>mfw have to get a 1/4 w/o cheese
LANDRY LEFT THE GAME!??!
>JUST
>>64252783
I can't get comfy knowing this game has playoff implications.
>>64252724
bitch looks like a malnutrition african child
>>64252725
>no chicken nuggest
Will ODB make it to the HoF?
who /seawolve/ here?
>>64252777
I must be an exception because I'm from Florida and came up north. But this is true. They have the largest retirement coming in the USA that actually grew so much that it engulfed two towns and was established as a city
>>64252795
Consider suicide
>>64252795
Sanders isn't even going to get the Dem nomination.
>>64252820
well memed. never post again
>>64252802
That's what I thought, I didn't even watch Breaking Bad until like a year and a half ago but dammit it's good
>Landry headed to locker room and saying he's not okay
>>64252821
He had to get his shoe hot glued to his foot because he apparently didn't learn how to tie his shoes at Meme U.
>>64252795
Trump is a fan of based Hitler? He has my vote, then!
>>64252726
better to wait until football is over so you get better ratings
>>64252724
terrible
Jets here
Gnats can you do something right for once and win this game?
Guys i have 1 final tomorrow and 3 on wednesday that I have not studied for. what do?
>tackling the umpire
kek
>>64252795
seems like he is going to turn out to be a strong leader then breh
>>64252871
Join the marines. You get free stuff and meet cool people
>this neverending first half
>>64252871
Buy adderall and ace everything
>>64252830
no he's too meme
>>64252827
>>64252861
a guy can't take a picture with his mother? smdh
>>64252561
Stafford
Ben
Cam
Take your pick but these three have felt thunder and lighting every year
>>64252871
Convince your girlfriend's son to hack the scores.
>tfw you can finally take the shit you've been holding since the start of the game
>>64252865
Don't worry, we'll give you a free win this saturday
>>64252903
Who's that trap? Never seen him before
Is half-time fap still a thing here?
pls cum bak shula
What is the girlfriend's son/wife's son thing all about, /sp/?
Holy fuck, Shula looks so bad.
>>64252865
>supporting another giants-pats super bowl
>Asking for a (You)
wake the fuck up
Good god Shula looks like hot shit
>Shula looking super old
Oh...oh my...
God, we're all gonna die someday, aren't we?
>>64252865
You realize if the Giants win the Patriots win the division right?
Are all Jets fans this retarded?
>>64252934
You just had to ask
BEHOLD THE CORPSE OF DON SHULA
>>64252934
Here you go buddy.
God damn, Shula looks ancient now.
if you use the N word...yea don't fuckin talk to me, Neanderthal
>>64252966
HIGH TEST
I
G
H
>those Gruden Tirico bantz
>>64252966
GOD DOG DAM THATS HOT
>Computer architecture and organization final on thursday
>haven't studied for shit
How fucked am I espee.
>>64252934
I always ask but the answer is usually no
>>64252958
I hate everything about Miami I'd rather another Pats Super Bowl than give those filthy Cubans any happiness
>Started Rawls in fantasy
>injured
>Down 17 with Landry going tonight
>He scores 13 in one half
>Injured
Any info on if he will make it back tonight bros?
>mfw some bronkek thought Mack wasn't based as dick was near me
Are the Panthers the biggest meme in sports?
I can't wait til based Palmer shreds their D and Newton gets exposed as the inferior QB he is
Don "Crypt Keeper" Shula
>>64252994
I imagine you barely have sex at all if you're taking Computer architecture and organization
>>64252795
>don't be stupid, vote Bernie
>reddit is down
fuck my life
>>64252966
I thought they weren't going to put a horse on the cover story of SI
>>64253031
Iktf bro
>>64253019
>you'll never fug a Georgian girl
Feels bad man.
>>64252966
Hnnnnnggggg....
>>64253012
>losing to Landry Jones and Nick Foles
not worried at all tbqh senpai
>>64252934
Don't ask that like you've actually left or something
>>64252795
>ex wife
discarded
>>64253022
21 and I've never had a girlfriend or kissed a girl so correct.
The soul of a CompSci major withers everyday.
>>64253012
>Are the Panthers the biggest meme in sports?
u r dumb, kys pls :^)
>Luck ded
>Hasselbeck ded
>Hoyer ded
>yfw the Jags win the AFC South and make the playoffs at 7-9
>mfw i fall asleep watching this game and wake up to see giants lost 30-20
>yfw the AFC Wild Card game is Chefs/Bungles and one team HAS to win and break their playoff win drought
>>64253055
23 m8 a few more years and u achieve wizard status
I need a new game
Fallout 4 or Witcher 3?
Comcast is shitting the bed
I'm not watching. Is Jarvis Landry ok?
>>64253031
>fuck my life
How about you just end it fag
>>64253012
No. The Panthers are actually very good. They may not win the owl but no way any team blows them out. Plus Palmer has never done shit in the playoffs so no idea why people are hyping him at all. Wilson and Rodgers have at least won an owl so I could get hawks or pack hype but Palmer has as many playoff wins as Newton.
>>64253019
> those fat inner thighs
>>64252934
>>64253059
>mfw they win the wildcard round as well
>>64253092
Undermeme
>>64253031
who /reddit army here/?
>michelle beagle
stupid cunt should have stayed on fox
>>64253090
Don't want wizard status.
Want gf.
>>64253092
Witcher 3
>>64252724
>putting fake tits on a chimpanzee
>any year
my sides
>>64253055
it's ok, i was in the same boat but then i turned 22 and met some fat girl off of 4chan
>tfw too beta to break up with her
>tfw 5 years later I'm still with her
>>64253092
Fallout 4 a shit, graphics are incredibly underwhelming
guys what do i do, my pizza wont fit in my fridge
>>64253092
Witcher 3
>>64253123
end yourself
>>64253116
>yfw they win against a mccarron led bengals
>yfw the bengals streak of keking by AFC south never ends
>>64253116
>mfw CATOWL is still alive
>>64253012
>le 0 playoff wins man
>this yeb bush commercial
>he lays into Marco Rubio for weakening anti terrorism surveillance
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
Stream?
>>64253049
Look it idiot, Trumps ex wife didn't come out and tell the media, she told her lawyer that Donald reads Hitlers books, he's a literal fuckin nazi, don't vote for him
>>64253145
You for real?
>>64253150
Did you eat enough pizza to be able to cut the box in half?
>>64253092
Witcher
>>64253150
Buy a new fridge faggot.
>>64253128
that girl is THICK
>>64252724
Is Omar keking Brent?
>>64253145
Is she at least a good sucker or is that just a meme?
>>64253150
Just put in my in there as is and leave the fridge open all night. I'm sure it will be fine.
>>64253145
Just do it over 4chan. Link her some thread, telling her there are great memes going on here. Then break up with her in the thread.
>>64253116
NOT ONE
NOT TWO
NOT THREE
NOT FOUR
BUT 5 (FIVE) RIBBONS
>>64253157
>>64253158
The glorious shitposting that would ensue would go down as some of the greatest in espee history
>>64252425
>twice
Hey /sp/. /co/ here.
My dad is a huge Dolphins fan, and since I took a couple weeks off work to visit the for the holidays I want to try and bond with him over the game.
What are some things I can say to him about the football match to make him think I'm taking an interest in the sport?
>>64253185
>yea
Tell me what it's like please.
What's it feel like? Does she do it because she enjoys seeing you stimulated? Why?
>>64253198
I'm rooting for them jagsbro
>>64253181
Anon, please. Not that kind of stream
>>64253214
say the new logo is gay
>>64253150
Yes, fellow 4CHANNER, nothing says MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL on ESPN® like a © Pizza Hut Big Box.
>>64253214
is he your biological dad or....?
>>64253214
Odell Beckham is the greatest WR in the league and you really love the Seahawks
>>64253214
Tell him that
THE PACKERS WILL WIN THE SUPER OWL WOOOOOO!
He'll be so proud.
>>64252561
eli has the longest streak for starts currently
>>64253204
rock hard
>>64253214
Three pointer
Slam Dunk
Home run
lebron James
Kobe Bryant
Yankees
My wife's son
meme receiver
>>64253214
"Hey dad, why do my friends keep referencing rhythmic slapping sounds?"
>>64253214
Tell him Tom Brady can do nothing wrong and you wished to be more like Tom
>>64253214
If you complain about Lamrr Miller not getting enough touches, you'll fit right in.
>>64253136
That's the first step I guess
Hey guys my wife fucks black guys
She had a son with this one black guy
And now I'm raising it.
Just thought I'd let you know.
>>64253214
Don't need to talk if you have his dick in your mouth
>>64253214
ask him if he thinks Eli is retarded
>>64253214
Ask him if he thinks Tannehill has the ability to carry the team
Say that you've heard the defense is supposed to be good
Say that you really like Jarvis Landry
>>64253214
Talk shit to him about Marino never winning an owl and at least Jim Kelly got to four of them
Would you berry Lisa Salters?
>>64253214
Say you think Aaron Rodgers is the best wide receiver tou ever saw and are glad hes on the Dolphins
He'll get it
Good luck bro
>>64253253
>black people
>canada
>he didn't like the fumble
THANKS LISA that's big news that totally justifies your existance here
LMAO that niggas name is DARKWA
>>64253253
Teach him how to shoot threes
>>64253218
Constant deep throating, she swirls her tongue around the head of penis while it's in her mouth. best is when my balls get licked from the bottom up, especially when they're sweaty
>>64253263
Ya, I'd chop her up into little pieces and eat her nipples then bury him in a grave in the desert.
>In just a few months the season will be over and the Dallas Cowboys will officially begin their 2016-2017 superbowl run
>le yelly black man is shouting out to get another credit card
No.
oh cool an injury, so we get to watch more commercials
Another death on the field
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all
mccain ded haha giants are finished
>>64253267
da fuck
>>64253214
Just come out of the closet and hope for the best
>>64253214
Ask him how he taught your step brother to make grilled cheese sandwiches.
>>64253282
>Dallas Cowboys
>Superbowl run
I'd sooner bet on the Lions or the Browns. Here, have an (You).
Holy fuk rekt
When is Victor Cruz supposed to be back?
>>64253282
The Cowboys will never win another playoff game as long as Jerry Jones is alive.
>>64253299
>Argentina
>white
>>64253267
Those wasted genes
Does anyone have a stream?
>>64253299
[desire to know more intensifies]
>>64253302
I thought everyone knew this one - that is Magic Johnson's son.
No, I'm not fucking with you.
>tfw
>>64253314
nnnn
>g-women
>>64253318
If it wasn't for injuries the Cowboys would be Super Bowl champs THIS year, Jerry has been fine, he just got us 3 first round draft picks and people will still meme that he sucks
>>64252849
Hah
>>64253232
I told him I didn't like the new logo, he looked at me funny and said he liked it just fine
>>64253238
I told him odell beckham was a good receiver and he said "I guess so"
>>64253259
I did the first two of these and he got up and walked away to grab himself another beer...even though he has one right next to him. Thanks I guess.
>tfw 23 live at home with parents
>about to get fired from my first job out of college for a company that employs 1/4 of my town because I'm just not very great at it
What do I do bros?
is the whole team ded yet?
>>64253360
This is the guy that wanted to draft Manziel first round
My sphincter puckers up whenever Landry returns a kick or punt. I always think he's gonna get seriously injured
>>64253317
2016, if ever. He never fully recovered from that torn patella.
P.S. why the FUCK haven't our trainers been fired yet?
>>64253372
Complain about Miller, I'm telling you
>>64253214
is Tannehill elite?
>>64253360
Cowboys fans say this EVERY FUCKING YEAR
>Muh injuries guys
>>64253360
(you)
>>64253372
Lel your dad hates you
>i know that feel ;_;
>>64253360
no way does an injury-free Cowboy team beat an injury free NE team
>>64253372
Don't worry, that's how most Dolphins fans will respond
>>64253379
life gets better my friend, keep chuggin!
I hope he has to eat thru a straw for the rest of his life
*spits on the ground*
Fuck niggers
>>64252966
Damn nature you scary
>>64253379
Get your loser ass out of the fucking game thread and cry somewhere else.
>>64253360
If Jerry Jones is so good, then why is unable to put together a SB-worthy team after the salary cap into effect?
>tffw my retarded son is home visiting for the holiday and keeps making idiotic statements about this shitty game
>>64253383
>Manziel is a bad qb meme
M8 if Manziel had Dallas' O-line he'd actually be progressing well right now
>>64253379
Kill yourself, or conversely kill your parents and live off the government the rest of your life in prison. If you kill them in a fucked up enough way you might even get famous!
>>64253263
Whoever could pull it out..
>mfw I got the stream sub open before reddit went down
>>64253424
jej
>>64253426
Sup, Yahoo
WHY IS JENNINGS STILL THE GIANTS BACK
PUT DARKWA IN THERE AND LET HIM CARRY THE ROCK THE WHOLE SECOND HALF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64253379
open a taco stand
Can someone please tell me who this Don Marino guy is that they keep going on about?
>willingly providing a corporation with your DNA so that they can analyse and archive it
>>64253446
He was a dolphin that became a man
>>64253379
Kill them all Johnny
>>64253360
Oh, lord, please let Cowboys fans keep believing this so they'll keep giving Jerry Jones money and never demand change. Please, please, please.
GOAT Fins jerseys
why the fuck did they ever switch
>>64252745
this the funniest shit I've seen all day
>>64253424
ask him about some shitty childrens cartoons
Spider 2 Y Banana
>>64253379
At least you were able to get a job.
>>64253469
Because memes
What happened to O'Dell?
>>64253424
make the throat slash sign to him. report back
Is Ryan Tannehill an elite NFL QB?
>>64252745
Holy shit my sides!
>>64253469
They usually wear white anyway.
>>64253446
He's the head of the Italian mob in Miami.
His favorite Dolphin player was Ray "Laces Out" Finkle.
>>64253446
Are you the /co/ guy?
He's the Catman of football
what the fuck is Tannehill doing?
My wife's son has a 250 word essay due tomorrow that he needs help with but I wanna finish watching the game then sleep.
What should I do?
>>64253500
No sir.
>>64253461
Like a manfish?
>get the ball put right in your hands
>drop it
Fucking giants
>>64253508
Doing his best dragon impression
>>64253491
he dyed his hair blonde and became the penultimate meme
>tfw based Gruden has been wasted on shit games all year
My girlfriend's husband keeps telling me to pay for the microwave my son broke. He wants to make a grilled cheese in it. Who the fuck makes a grilled cheese in the microwave?
Why are Miami fans so pathetic? Everytime I see a Hurricanes or Dolphins game, the seats are half empty. It's not even funny anymore.
FUCK YES TANNE
god the giants d is awful
LGTSS
>dragon td
>>64253379
There's always money in the banana stand.
>>64253317
Playoffs at the earliest
>giants
Bahahahahahahahahah
KENNI
E
N
N
I
TENNEHILL
TANNEGOAT
Beautiful throw lads
TANNEHILL IS ELITE
>>64253539
All Miami teams are like that.
>Tannehill throws a dragon
What the hell just happened? Is he elite?
DAT BOI STILLSSSSSSSSSSSS
my nigga
PYLON
>giants defense
>>64253539
>you wanna go watch a shitty team get btfo?
>fuck that lets go to the beach and fuck cuban sluts
Gnats are fuckin trash, Bros.
I swear, Stills is only capable of catching balls traveling farther than 25 yards
>Gnats
Goes down smooth, every time.
My son's wife keeps using the microwave to write her 250 word essays but I wanna make a grilled cheese.
Anyone help?
>>64253548
>>64253392
He was supposed to be back the first eagles game
>>64253491
Dehydration and cramping. They said he'll be back out.
>>64253539
Miami is full of old retired people and Cubans. No one gives a shit about sports
>>64253562
receiver was wide open, he audible'd nice but the majority of starting QB's in the league could make that throw easy
Guys, reddit is down for maintenance so I'm gonna join yall for this game thread. Let's go Dolphins!
I want to see this Leo movie.
If you look up what it's about, it's actually breddy cool.
>>64253179
ayyy titties
>>64253538
Just curious why anyone would keep posting this bait even though everyone knows about it?
the Dolphins fixed their uniforms, pretty cool.
>>64253581
Cassell wouldn't.
>>64253379
Become a male prostitute, bet you're great at taking it in the ass
>>64253573
Call Sears now.
Gonna be another scorcher
They doubted him, everyone said the gnats were "guaranteed" to win this game. Who's laughing now?
Fuck you E!SPN
>>64253584
You have to go back.
>>64253539
hot as balls weather, bullshit ticket prices, fuck loads of traffic to get to the stadium and South Florida drivers are some of the worst in the country. Plus who want to struggle that much to watch the dolphins lose?
>>64253586
It's about bear rape.
>1.49 for a 10 nuggets
I know where I'm going.
>>64253575
His injury never healed. He'll be lucky to ever play again
>>64253586
You should read the book.
They changed a lot of the good stuff in the book for the flick though
>>64253573
Do brits eat grilled cheese?
I know you don't eat roast beef with cheese
If they go back to the new uniforms from the old school ones they deserve to be an irrelevant shitty team
/sp/ is such a shit hole
Why do your ads insult Trump? Trump is a hero for you people.
>>64253613
That sucks. With him this is a playoff team.
Why do people keep saying Tannehill is elite?
The Dolphins are so fucking irrelevant, I forgot they were a team until they were mentioned on ESPN earlier in the year.
Seriously, even the Browns and the Jaguars are more relevant than the Dolphins.
Also, no I don't dislike the Dolphins (fuck, I forgot they were there)
>>64253614
>You should read the book.
I probably should desu senpai
>>64253598
that's because Cassel isn't good
majority of starting QB's would make the throw tho
>>64252715
How about you just kill yourself instead
>>64253612
walgreens for some pepto?
>>64253622
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens
>>64253631
>Why do people keep saying Tannehill is elite?
Show me an example of one personwho has said this in all seriousness
>>64253622
I'm going to rape your shit hole
>That necksnapping tackle
>>64253608
Not like anyone in South Florida has taken a drivers test
Let alone has a green card
>Jerry
built like aunt jemima
ELITE AF TACKLE 2BH Famerino
>>64253622
what does that make you brah?
Jones is a trained assassin
>>64253631
Because people are desperate to crown a new young elite white QB
>>64253622
Go back to reddit then. Build the wall on your way.
>>64253622
You hurt my feelings when you say something like that, boo
Damn jones just out niggered himself there.
>"LET'S GO GIANTS"
>"LET'S GO GIANTS"
>>64253670
Daily reminder that Grime's wife us an uppity cunt
>>64253683
reddits down because NFL traffic alone crashes them. Because you know everyone but the autistic children here use it
Giants don't have a lead to blow so the only other possible outcome is a dramatic win.
>>64253699
Wrong.
Where is Orville Reddenbeckham Junior?
>you will never wear a grey facemask
Lmao what the fuck is that nig suh doing. Did he call a TO cause he's tired?
>>64253684
Sorry
>>64253683
Oh god I wish I could.
>This edgy song
IVE BECOME SO NUMB
>I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Is Ndamukong Suh still elite?
>>64253600
I'll call later.
>WHAT?!?!
>MR. MAGIC DIDN'T KEEP HIS FEET IN
THIS FUCKING REFBALL
Incomplete my ass.
I'm tired of being what you want me to be....
That's in
LE MEME CATCH MAN WITH ANOTHER EPIC CATCH
>>64253746
You'll call now.
that has to be a td right?
>>64253749
Pylon cam says otherwise
>>64253736
I can't feel you there.
>>64253749
yea he did
>>64253749
Did your dad diddle you to make you a faggot or do you just like the taste of cum?
Thank mr beli for that
>these fucking meme catches
100% a catch, please zebras
>>64253753
Remember when Jay-Z did a remix of that song?
ugh, another meme catch for a meme receiver
at this rate, every reception is going to be called "beckham-like" by the end of next season.
>>64253757
I'll call now.
>>64253772
Pls leave you are cancer
>>64253760
>>64253762
he's quoting tirico, newfriends
TELL DA TRUFF
Are you going to see the concussion movie /sp/?
>>64253733
Pay Suh all those MILLIONS to get fat
Wtf were the dolphins thinking
Albert Haynesworth 2.0
What a shitshow
>>64253767
shut the fuck up stupid nigger
ODB is a meme receiver
He's on track to break WR records in only his second year, but he's still a meme and isn't actually good.
It'll be true as long as I just keep repeating it.
the gmc is a real wanker desu lads
>>64253760
>>64253762
Know how I know you're not watching the game?
>>64253767
Both
>Will Smith
>Being in anything other than Men in Black and Fresh Prince
>>64253782
I'd love to bite those buns,
So what is /sp/s opinion:
Is OBJ a meme or elite.
I don't watch many Giants games, but from what I've seen, this guy is the best WR in the NFL right now.
>>64253757
FUCK OFF CUNT I'M SO SICK OF YOU TRYING TO CONTROL MY LIFE
>>64253749
>(You)
MY MAIN MEME
>It's just a game, anon.
>Ball drags across the ground for 2 yards
>Bobble/Wiggle
>Still a catch
>Dez's catch wasn't ruled a catch
NFL is for niggers.
>>64253743
No
Suh was never elite
>All that cheering
Fucking shit Miami this is embarrassing you dont deserve any sports teams
>another meme catch by the meme king for his meme team that will still lose anyway
New thread?
>refball
>>64253804
Looks like you dont know shit brah
>any other receiver
Nicely done, great catch and ball control
>faggot odell
I WISH I COULD ONE CATCH HIS DICK, HE'S LITERally JESUS
>>64253804
Goddamn are you retarded
>>64253802
no one thinks he isn't good he gets called a meme because he's not top 5 in the league and people act like he's the next Randy Moss
>>64253810
It's ridiculous how this entire board refuses to give non-patriots players any credit
>>64253810
He's elite, anybody who says otherwise can't evaluate talent.
no meme here
FUCKING BULLSHIT NOT A TOUCHDOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>>64253810
Best WR since Randy Moss desu
What is a catch?
>>64253827
He had still had control when the ball hit the ground unlike dez
>>64253810
>best WR in the NFL right now
That would be Antonio Brown
>>64253841
>ESPN unironically sucking his dick this hard
>this stadium actually gets louder when the giants score or have a good play than when the dolphins do
why? are fins fans c.u.c.k.s.?
>>64253841
Every time
and then the announcers are sucking his dick about it all the way to the next qtr
>>64253819
LE MEME TEAM WITH LE DICK SUCKING TD
>>64253827
dez is top nigger doe
New Thread
>>64253845
>>64253845
>>64253845
Get in here!
>>64253772
>meme catches
you are worse than the tripfags
>>64253868
Most of Florida is retired people from NY, NJ, and CT
>>64253846
He has blonde hair
You can pick him out of all the other monkeys
NFL can market that
Awful challenge
Stop calling everything a meme.
>>64253893
SOUTH florida in particular is mostly new yorkers
Why the hell would Coughlin challenge such an unimportant play like that and lose a timeout?!?
>>64253929
Of course the Giants get all their calls. Jew refs helping out the Jew team.
>>64253978
you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. While there are a lot of new yorkers in south florida/dade, to say it's mostly ny ppl is retarded nigger. It's mostly spicky cubans like myself, get your shit together
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