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Albinoleffe DNB from 0-1 down, medium
Are there any good tipsters on blogabet?
>It's this easy to inspect element.
Do you degenerates actually believe you are profitable? Do you even keep track of how much you lose vs. how much you win?
Who's your favorite troll on /bet/?
o>>64173915
Sounds like you're in need of a chin testing. Dw m8 we've got a couple of lads that can sort you out.
come on lads, betting and banter not baits and babbytrolls
it's time to stop replying
The only way you can prove you are profitable is if you post 50 of your bets BEFORE the game.
Gambling is for entertainment only. It's fun and gets you high relatively risk free, but it's like buying a video game or jerking off. Entertainment only.
>not #PrayForEuan edition
Do not respond to the troll guys
Nestle 2016 euro roadtrip edition
>>64174090
Troll does not equal the speaker of the truth.
Back to reddit.
>>64174050
You're actually a virgin in 2015? Holy shit.
/bet/ should be UK only. Would be so much better.
How many Americans are on Army +?
Second bad day of December so far. Going for a walk. Weekends absolutely dire.
>>64174239
I'm on it. Personally don't think it's as good as Texas +21 last weekend. But it should squeak in.
>>64174234
Pac Mac, Uruguay & Slovakia are bros tho
>>64174234
rude
>>64174239
Reporting in
A R M Y
watching the army navy game and the fan uniforms remind me of starship troopers
>>64174474
Probably because they're cadets
Reminder that Louisa to win X Factor @1.2 is THE value of the weekend, she should be 1.02
>literally zero run defense
army might have been a mistake
The STATE of the US Army defence.
ARMY
R
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A R M Y
R
M
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>>64174584
Betting low odd games is for plebs, according to this shit site.
But why do I have a profit betting odds below 1.4 since I started in September? I put on $30($60 included with the bonus) for fun and it has turned into $1000.
These people here are stupid and uneducated. No one makes profits. They use their $600 monthly welfare check and lose it all and I use a fraction of my daily pay and play for fun and win.
Pathetic.
wait, are these guys actually service members?
Reminder to the weekend warriors not to feed the troll, just stick to picking your accys
>>64175028
They will be once they graduate
>>64175028
yeah they recruit from the armed forces
>>64175065
Don't you have to pray 10 times a day Muhammad. And isn't gambling and losing all your money illegal? Better hope the Sharia Law police don't track your IP and cut off your head.
lol what's with all these canadian shitposters coming out of the woodworks. i considered myself a shitposter until i saw what real shitposting looks like LEL
All these Army fag betters are retarded. Navy 66-Army 23
>This Army defence will be incharge of protecting /bet/'s American posters from ISIS
>>64175396
>>64175264
>>64175259
>>64175181
build wall
>>64175264
>>64175396
>>64175259
>>64175001
Samefag
Stop making us look bad.
Never seen odds for a fight fluctuate this much.
Is that Bournemouth fan lurking?
Why didn't you get on the Inter/Sevilla double? 3.00 odds
mainstream mugging done right
>>64175589
which fight?
>not trying for the field goal there
>americas cowardly army
>that army punt coverage
Can't help but 'ave a giggle. Sums up their matchups with navy
on cerrito sw @2.2, huge difference in quality, surprised to see such odds, probably because la luz got a few shots off
no altitude to worry about as la lose is from montevideo
>>64175652
Aldo - McGregor
>>64175984
even with 10 men?
>>64175984
forgot to mention they have a red lel, too tired but still cerrito has 28 points and +24 gd while la luz has 2 and -15, come on son there has to be value in that
>>64175984
>red card
>>64174239
on it. as someone else pointed out, it's not as good as texas +21 - which was an auto large - but it should pay out. army play navy close until late.
Army surreal
lads, lads, lads. can we have a meaningful, objective discussion about mcgregor vs. aldo? Here's why mcgregor will win:
Younger, faster, stronger, more motivated, better technique.
Aldo has just a punchers chance. LOL @ all the brazilians wasting away their pesos on aldo
A R M Y
R
M
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cerrito got down to 2.05, getting some attacks in too
>>64176212
>buying into the hype
LAY of the SEASON
>>64176212
conor was getting beat up for nearly 2 rounds it was only when mendes got tired he got knocked out because he hadnt traiined for the fight. Aldo beat mendes twice convincingly
>>64176315
ya a 5 round decision is a much more convincing win than a 2nd round knockout. great logic there kid. i'll send you a "get well soon" card after the fight to cheer you up.
>>64176212
>medium on mcgregor
>come to /bet/ to see the opinions
>see this
well there goes that stake
i'm also on majojeras slags -1.25 but the line fell pretty heavily now, was @1.9 about 10 minutes ago
Need updates on the new Zealand cricket match. How much longer till it ends and who is winning?
>>64176392
TEARS for your $20 loss. Maybe next year you can try to recover it by doubling up that $10 bankroll LOL
army should have intercepted that
>in charge of defending the USA
>can't even intercept a pass thrown directly to them
>>64176407
I am also on this. Got 1.77 about 15 mins ago.
>>64176435
>backing the same thing as you
>tears at my loss
>at my loss
is this a meme
>>64176431
new zealand comfortably ahead. possibly ends today, but more likely finishing tomorrow
>>64176483
because i assumed you would cash out and lay my bet
>>64176483
Explain to me why this is a bad bet? I was arguing with this pleb who said it was a good one. He won't listen to me.
side note: really liking OG @ 1.44 to beat EHOME, they won't lose this matchup. EHOME going to be getting DAZZLED
>>64176539
Because accys are never a good idea
>>64176571
>Betting at odds less than 1.70
Literal pleb. Enjoy your -ROI.
>>64176539
falling for the old "denver is good" meme i see.
>>64176539
>Explain to me why this is a bad bet?
any given sunday
>2 division rivalry games
>parlayed the favorites
it probably has a sub 60% chance of hitting
>>64176626
negative return on investment? better double check the math on that one bud. I just won $300 off a 1.30 odd LOL
>>64176506
Thanks
>>64176667
>Undefeated team vs shitty team that shouldn't even have 3 wins at home
>Best defense in the league at home
I'd say it will hit 90% of the time. The bet is great.
>>64176539
Is this Sao Paulo U20 price some sort of a joke? Ends 5-0+
>las majojeras slags will never score in this lifetime
>>64176813
i'm on, DAs were intriguing from the start but they scored as i was doing some quick research, line does look off indeed
>La Luzers with 2 reds in 3 minutes
this is some engineering students shit
Where can I watch today's fights lads?
and cerrito scores, hope someone got on despite the shady write-up lel, really questioning why i didn't re-back them @3 with 13 minutes to go 10v9 and a huge quality gap
>3rd La Luz red after the goal
temper temper
SURREAL
>>64177167
look up pubs that are showing the fight and go there with mates.
or you can watch a stream online zzz
#southamerica
The Navy coach sounds really unintelligent
>>64177213
>mates ;_;
>>64177238
w-would be nice if they scored one more, couldn't stop my fingers from getting on -0.25
avai looking swell too, now need those majoras slags to actually get their shots on target
>>64177343
surreal
>>64177343
You don't have to bet on every game
>>64177311
I got this vibe they needed to settle down and do their jobs
>>64177406
He does.
>>64177406
high volume non main-stream betting has been working out for me really well for the past 3 days, not just rball switching as i try to look up stuff about every match, staking responsible and not gonna trigger hard on a train after that tigru slags match lel
if i spot value i take it with responsible stake, good thing about monitoring several games is that i feel i'm improving quicker than if i only took 3-4 bets per day
not really advocating this though, like i said i'm feeling confident for the moment and know not to over-stake anymore
>>64175001
>implying I dont break even every week despite not knowing anything about sports
Pulling the trigger on Las Majoreras now
>>64177847
ebin
>>64177847
1111111111
>>64177847
Well timed liddo
>>64177847
thanks for the memo lid, cheers
BT unreal
what did i tell you guys about OG...it's as if you don't like winning money LOL
I-is the Army collapse beginning?
>>64178237
Not til the last drive of the game
>>64176764
>I'd say it will hit 90% of the time.
>implying the panthers have a 95% chance of beating the falcons
>implying the broncos have a 95% of beating the raiders
nigga you are retarded. they'll probably won but there's no way the odds are that good.
i'm not the only one on majoreras -1.25 right? need a 2nd like a i r
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>>64178522
apparantlley if you don't write air in capitals the goal gets redirected to one of your other bets, im okay with sao paulo too
It begins
>Missing a field goal
What is the purpose of this?
>>64178514
>American calling a Canadian retarded.
It only has to hit 60% of the time. You really think that outcome won't happen more than 60% of the time?
Pleb tier.
>>64178781
Packers/Pats is a better 2 team imo
pmsl this joshua fight
333333333333
zzzzzzzz bookies beyond clueless
>>64179001
what's happening? can't find a play by play
Love to test Whyte's chin
Imagine pricing England on a 1.75 vs Wales pmsl
>>64179110
Joshua threw a couple of punches after the bell, ref gets inbetween them but Whyte steams back into Joshua and they carry on swinging. Entourages fill the ring.
>>64178836
Those teams are both playing like shit. Patriots have their best player out so system baby Brady can't do anything. Packers have been shit since they lost to the Bronchids. Too risky.
Cheeky bet on Whyte
>>64179045
#reckless
>he wasn't in inter -1 AH
>tfw made a lay of a grand on Joshua @1.03
now @1.35, will see if it goes any higher and then cash out
>>64179257
Post slip then
>>64179152
Who's won first two rounds? Third round clearly for Whyte. Maybe I'm lumping small on Whyte @ 4.50
>>64179257
1 grand for $30?
BTFO
>>64179283
Joshua the first and Whyte the second. Assume Joshua gets points deducted for the after 1st round bell punches though, I'm not a boxing expert by any means.
>>64179227
I was waiting for you to tip
>>64179304
you mean £20 for £1k, yew slug. Cashed out for around £150 profit, eaaaasy
>>64179257
will when the slip comes in
New Zealand first test match over yet?
>>64179419
can't tip when you're selling burgers
Army getting really comfy really quickly
>>64179434
takes 5 seconds to post a slip
>>64179438
5 sessions left for NZ to take 10 wickets.
Whyte gassed, fuck it
>>64179523
transition hasn't finished since the fight hasn't finished and I want to post profit
it's not a huge win or anything though
surreal KO
Army in comfily
>No steroids
k
>>64147285
Sweet. ty >ameribets
>>64180151
the only shrewd american t b h
>>64180151
I thought the game started later and didn't want to take +17. World tip
>>64180188
>>64180216
>>64180226
Thanks senpai. Made up for the fuck ups this morning
>usa slags and nz youngins in a few minutes
yum yum, where's the value
>>64180438
whats the bet buddy?
>>64180544
will wait for inplay but fancy the auckland city minus, looking for teamsheets from their 2 recent blowouts atm
anyone on anything? started researching too late and don't want to miss out on value zzz
auckland city with full strength squad, will look to take the - unless the rball is too contradictory
mainly because auckland have not been shy about blowing out teams and phoenix are in a pretty bad shape
>>64180876
Is -2.25 a good line?
wtb lids?
>>64180941
yes but it's being smacked pretty hard, odds aren't that good atm but who knows maybe they'll drop even more
If you want a bet for later tonight it's Maia versus Nelson going the full distance @ 1.53. I know these are not by any means good odds, but it's a winning bet and that's what matters. Maia and Nelson were never both neither ko'd or subbed. Match will most likely take place on the ground where on one hand Maia's too position over submission oriented to submit Nelson and he himself is literally impossible to submit (one of best defensive grapplers in the world).
I also have small amount on Leonardo Santos by finish @ 10.00. He's basically a one trick pony, but his single trick is really good. If he gets on Lee's back he can choke him out in no time.
Probably getting on Souza and few others in-play.
>this clippers-nets last quarter
thought my overs bet was lost.
Lads, lads, lads. TEARS if you didn't win at least $200 on that OG series.
>>64181399
i wouldn't bank on that going the distance, you never know if it ends via submission. It is probably a winning bet, but by no means a lock.
>Southern still on a +
>betting can never be profitable
LOL unreal canadian shrewdie edition thread. love it.
auckland creating lots of chances, need atleast one goal in the first half like A I R
38 MINS | Another #JuniorNavyBlues attempt cleared off the line good defending from @WgtnPhoenixFC #ACvWP #ASBYL 0-0
i want off this ride
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There you go Slovak lad, 2 in quick succession
>>64181779
>2 goals in 1 minute
kek
>ask for one
>get two instantly to cover the -1fh and make handis comfy
sacrificing a goat to the air gods as we speak
>tfw on auckland city -1.0 FH
>tfw you have bet disfunction
I just cant place bets anymore. In summer I would have been on with all you lads in no time.
>>64180982
Chris Weidman
Weidman a lock?
>>64181650
>Inspect Element
and
>What is having a good run
is there any reason you're not parlaying the first fight to go the distance with og map 1?
>>64182466
Nothing is ever a lock in fighting.
TOLD YOU
HAHA
SANTOS!
>auckland city with another double package
all smiles lads, UAC tonight, i would be a liar if i said i hadn't done it all right
>>64182515
Is it a shot in a dark with OG map 1 or it's actually a reasonable bet? It's sitting @ 1.66 currently.
>Missing /bet/ happy hour
O-oh well.
Where the fuck is Euan????
>>64183323
Why are you called Nestle?
>>64183560
Still in A&E
Is the New zealand u20 league the new CSL? Loving these late goals and fh over drifts.
>>64183570
For you.
>>64183757
Damn. Which hospital is he in?
Important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/6251318
>>64183834
No.
If you are even considering this then he clearly isnt your friend.
>>64183897
>friends girlfriends friend
>>64183897
It's not my friends gf you fucking mong. It's her friend
warriors to loose today??
>>64183810
Not gonna say mate. He text me a couple of hours ago, wants everyone to know he'll be back soon (hopefully if the swelling finally goes down). BT is still being questioned by the police in his yellow t-shirt pmsl.
>>64183768
it has been the shrewd late night haven's addict for a while friend
that said need one more in the canterbury game for the last open bet
>tfw betting on aus/nz got me thinking it's already 5-6 in the morning for some reason
>>64183951
Ah.
>>64184110
Alright chill out bro. S-sorry.
>>64184143
lmao BT is an animal wouldnt mess with him
>Warriors covering the +3.5 quarter spread after being down 12 points with 1m20s to go.
UNREAL.
how shit is ufc
only now watching it. 2 slags milling about a ring doing not a lot
>>64184249
It's ok. I'll let it slide.... This time
>>64184380
card has been mildly pleasing so far with second biggest underdog pulling out an upset KO. chick fights pretty much always suck
>>64183560
Calm it lads. Please be less obsessed.
Not had a chance to post for a few hours and I have had 20 texts, 5 missed calls, and about a million WhatsApp messages.
>>64184692
Why are you talking to yourself?
i feel like i'm dreaming, o2.5 hit in the 91st and i also put a cheeky fiver on wellington because i couldn't handle them being underdog against a 10 man canterbury
pinching myself lads
>>64184692
When did you get out of A&E mate? Thought you were gonna text me. BT is still sitting at the station in his yellow shirt. He thinks you're gonna press charges pmsl.
>>64184692
You havent been online for over 24 hours ffs.
>>64184380
stfu casual faggot
tfw will soon perfect my Marv Albert impression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv1kApvEPiY
Auckland Utd + tbqh
>Warriors on a +1.5
Might as well.
>>64185414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcYTCmCDKdk
Will have tiny stakes for the Seattle @ Baltimore game on.
Special Team or Defensive TD @2.75
Seahawks to win every quarter @10
Seahawks to win to nil @17
Made these same bets earlier this season when the Seahawks (who had Kam Chancellor return) faced off with the Bears for whom Clausen was starting at QB. Back then it was a bit of a statement game for the Seahawks defense and they did just that by shutting out the Bears.
Tomorrow they'll be facing off against the Baltimore Ravens who reported today that Jimmy Clausen is likely to start for them tomorrow. The Ravens are decimated with injuries on both sides of the ball so Clausen will be in for another rough day against one of the best defenses. One thing working against this bet is that this time the Seahawks are not at home which is quite a significant difference, but can’t let these odds go to waste.
Obviously you can wait till tomorrow and wait for official confirmation that Clausen is starting.
>>64185508
>get on
>rball instantly evens up
zzzzzzzz
From Rotoworld:
The Baltimore Sun confirms Matt Schaub (questionable, chest) isn’t expected to play Sunday.
Schaub is on the doubtful side of questionable after not practicing all week. Jimmy Clausen remains on track to start against Seattle.
>he isn't on the seahawks -11 @ -115 large against fucking Jimmy Clausen on a brand new offense
seriously though, the Seahawks blanked Pickles Clausen earlier this year on an offense he actually knew. Granted, it was at home but Clausen is not good enough to pick up a new offense in like a week and do anything but fail. This seahawls team is on fire, they're going to win by 3+ touchdowns.
>>64185703
Also ANY OTHER TD SCORER @13
Which is basically the first bet, but at better odds.
>>64185703
>>64185742
the seahawks are a legit special if Clausen starts. bookies napping hard on this
>>64185840
Yeah will top up on -11 from a medium to a large if it's official that Clausen starts.
>>64185739
We'll sweat this out together bro.
>>64186009
Goal! Tiny bit of air there.
can't stop rebacking the warriors
Large stake coming up later
>>64186077
That lasted long. :^)
>>64186117
Me neither tbqh.
>>64186117
on way too shitty a line for the 3rd quarter. what was I thinking? they're not going to cover -4.5
>>64186364
;-)
where is brother west with the japan lower league slags bet when you need him
>>64186599
un-fucking-real
>>64185275
Too busy shaking. Incredibly ill. Should probably see a doctor.
>>64186820
Are you sure its not value?
guys guys guys. how much have the golden state warriors made you this year?
$307 for me, which is like 30% of my bankroll
>>64187435
they've made me £200 in the last week
>>64187435
0 because I dont bet on correctly priced sports.
ayy warriors losing all my money
lids, my mates uncle said Aldo is going in to administration so bet on u2.5 rounds at evens.
>>64187549
>b-but anon w-what about all the amazing in-play opportunities
>>64187549
zzzzz please have sex you dullard
This Wellington Phoenix lineup is beyond dire, bunch of spotty teens.
>>64187651
zzzzzzzzzz that's my gimmick and not an appropriate use for it, you're clearly a penny punting slug who needs to get a life. Would love to test your chin.
>>64187549
>NBA in-play algorithms
>fairly priced
I'm sorry you're too much of a bubble gum babby to profit outside of mackers tips and bet365 but NBA in-play is a gold mine
>>64187549
Are you the Brit that claims nobody can profit off American sports?
will aldo remain true to his word and be easy money?
>Golden State defense non-existent
Welp.
Shaking at the thought of how many Hawke's Bay score vs these pre-pubescent part timers
>>64188135
down so much
>>64187887
>NBA in-play is a gold mine
Not him but we've been hearing this for 2 years now and genuinely never seen anyone consistently show this to be true. Its a /bet/ myth
>>64188073
easy money for bookies LOL
>>64188044
They can't consistently.
>all these turnovers
Warriors deserve to lose tbqh
>>64188417
yup. they fanless tommorow
>>64188168
pmsl
>>64188278
>genuinely never seen anyone consistently show this to be true
how would anyone even do this. sheets can be faked and in-play basketball bets can't be tipped. baka at the IQ of this bubble gum babby
>>64188360
Pls no bully. Correctly priced games are all we have
>>64188469
Wind
>>64188360
So my profits the past 3 NBA seasons are imaginary?
>>64188534
>in-play basketball bets can't be tipped.
But they can
>>64188360
>They can't consistently
you must not be very good
>>64188278
This. Americans are utterly clueless and can't seem to admit it, never seen a shrewd American on here.
>>64188674
>But they can
the lines change by the second you mongoloid. quit trying to discuss things when it's OBVIOUS you don't understand them
>>64188674
Not really, the lines move so quickly that it could change by the time you've typed it up to tip here
>>64188718
>This. Americans are utterly clueless and can't seem to admit it, never seen a shrewd American on here.
you should maybe start tracking ameribets tips
>>64188753
>>64188799
In play can definitely be tipped. Rothstein did it during the playoffs last year
>>64188168
pmsl
>>64188890
It's just the wind liddo, score 5 2nd half
>>64188869
between quarters? the lines literally change within seconds. every single missed shot turn over or shot made will change the line price if not the line spread itself.
>>64188890
Pmsl 15 year old scored ffs
>>64188621
How much is your roll, just curious?
>>64188753
You're talking to more than one Brit here m8. Wish our new American friends would lurk more before spouting rubbish
>>64188869
It's not impossible but it's difficult. I've tried to tip a few times but the line has changed before I could post it here
>>64188965
During quarters too. Unseasonably large + handicaps were usually good
Always hear Americans on here going on about muh in-play basketball lines but I've never once seen any slips showing them making profit off it, just vague statements about how there's value to be found
>>64189060
Always hear brits on here going on about muh obscure slags football lines but I've never once seen any slips showing them making profit off it
Wellington Phoenix @WgtnPhoenixFC 1m1 minute ago
V strong wind at Bluewater Stadium favouring Premiers - are making most of it to lead 2-0 #HBvWP
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Hawkes Bay @1.8 to win 2nd half is a large stake, Wellington with 15 and 16 year olds playing and their fragile little bodies won't be able to handle all of that WIND
