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Albinoleffe DNB from 0-1 down, medium
Are there any good tipsters on blogabet?
>It's this easy to inspect element.
Do you degenerates actually believe you are profitable? Do you even keep track of how much you lose vs. how much you win?
Who's your favorite troll on /bet/?
o>>64173915
Sounds like you're in need of a chin testing. Dw m8 we've got a couple of lads that can sort you out.
come on lads, betting and banter not baits and babbytrolls
it's time to stop replying
The only way you can prove you are profitable is if you post 50 of your bets BEFORE the game.
Gambling is for entertainment only. It's fun and gets you high relatively risk free, but it's like buying a video game or jerking off. Entertainment only.
>not #PrayForEuan edition
Do not respond to the troll guys
Nestle 2016 euro roadtrip edition
>>64174090
Troll does not equal the speaker of the truth.
Back to reddit.
>>64174050
You're actually a virgin in 2015? Holy shit.
/bet/ should be UK only. Would be so much better.
How many Americans are on Army +?
Second bad day of December so far. Going for a walk. Weekends absolutely dire.
>>64174239
I'm on it. Personally don't think it's as good as Texas +21 last weekend. But it should squeak in.
>>64174234
Pac Mac, Uruguay & Slovakia are bros tho
>>64174234
rude
>>64174239
Reporting in
A R M Y
watching the army navy game and the fan uniforms remind me of starship troopers
>>64174474
Probably because they're cadets
Reminder that Louisa to win X Factor @1.2 is THE value of the weekend, she should be 1.02
>literally zero run defense
army might have been a mistake
The STATE of the US Army defence.
ARMY
R
M
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A R M Y
R
M
Y
>>64174584
Betting low odd games is for plebs, according to this shit site.
But why do I have a profit betting odds below 1.4 since I started in September? I put on $30($60 included with the bonus) for fun and it has turned into $1000.
These people here are stupid and uneducated. No one makes profits. They use their $600 monthly welfare check and lose it all and I use a fraction of my daily pay and play for fun and win.
Pathetic.
wait, are these guys actually service members?
Reminder to the weekend warriors not to feed the troll, just stick to picking your accys
>>64175028
They will be once they graduate
>>64175028
yeah they recruit from the armed forces
>>64175065
Don't you have to pray 10 times a day Muhammad. And isn't gambling and losing all your money illegal? Better hope the Sharia Law police don't track your IP and cut off your head.
lol what's with all these canadian shitposters coming out of the woodworks. i considered myself a shitposter until i saw what real shitposting looks like LEL
All these Army fag betters are retarded. Navy 66-Army 23
>This Army defence will be incharge of protecting /bet/'s American posters from ISIS
>>64175396
>>64175264
>>64175259
>>64175181
build wall
>>64175264
>>64175396
>>64175259
>>64175001
Samefag
Stop making us look bad.
Never seen odds for a fight fluctuate this much.
Is that Bournemouth fan lurking?
Why didn't you get on the Inter/Sevilla double? 3.00 odds
mainstream mugging done right
>>64175589
which fight?
>not trying for the field goal there
>americas cowardly army
>that army punt coverage
Can't help but 'ave a giggle. Sums up their matchups with navy
on cerrito sw @2.2, huge difference in quality, surprised to see such odds, probably because la luz got a few shots off
no altitude to worry about as la lose is from montevideo
>>64175652
Aldo - McGregor
>>64175984
even with 10 men?
>>64175984
forgot to mention they have a red lel, too tired but still cerrito has 28 points and +24 gd while la luz has 2 and -15, come on son there has to be value in that
>>64175984
>red card
>>64174239
on it. as someone else pointed out, it's not as good as texas +21 - which was an auto large - but it should pay out. army play navy close until late.
Army surreal
lads, lads, lads. can we have a meaningful, objective discussion about mcgregor vs. aldo? Here's why mcgregor will win:
Younger, faster, stronger, more motivated, better technique.
Aldo has just a punchers chance. LOL @ all the brazilians wasting away their pesos on aldo
A R M Y
R
M
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cerrito got down to 2.05, getting some attacks in too
>>64176212
>buying into the hype
LAY of the SEASON
>>64176212
conor was getting beat up for nearly 2 rounds it was only when mendes got tired he got knocked out because he hadnt traiined for the fight. Aldo beat mendes twice convincingly
>>64176315
ya a 5 round decision is a much more convincing win than a 2nd round knockout. great logic there kid. i'll send you a "get well soon" card after the fight to cheer you up.
>>64176212
>medium on mcgregor
>come to /bet/ to see the opinions
>see this
well there goes that stake
i'm also on majojeras slags -1.25 but the line fell pretty heavily now, was @1.9 about 10 minutes ago
Need updates on the new Zealand cricket match. How much longer till it ends and who is winning?
>>64176392
TEARS for your $20 loss. Maybe next year you can try to recover it by doubling up that $10 bankroll LOL
army should have intercepted that
>in charge of defending the USA
>can't even intercept a pass thrown directly to them
>>64176407
I am also on this. Got 1.77 about 15 mins ago.
>>64176435
>backing the same thing as you
>tears at my loss
>at my loss
is this a meme
>>64176431
new zealand comfortably ahead. possibly ends today, but more likely finishing tomorrow
>>64176483
because i assumed you would cash out and lay my bet
>>64176483
Explain to me why this is a bad bet? I was arguing with this pleb who said it was a good one. He won't listen to me.
side note: really liking OG @ 1.44 to beat EHOME, they won't lose this matchup. EHOME going to be getting DAZZLED
>>64176539
Because accys are never a good idea
>>64176571
>Betting at odds less than 1.70
Literal pleb. Enjoy your -ROI.
>>64176539
falling for the old "denver is good" meme i see.
>>64176539
>Explain to me why this is a bad bet?
any given sunday
>2 division rivalry games
>parlayed the favorites
it probably has a sub 60% chance of hitting
>>64176626
negative return on investment? better double check the math on that one bud. I just won $300 off a 1.30 odd LOL
>>64176506
Thanks
>>64176667
>Undefeated team vs shitty team that shouldn't even have 3 wins at home
>Best defense in the league at home
I'd say it will hit 90% of the time. The bet is great.
>>64176539
Is this Sao Paulo U20 price some sort of a joke? Ends 5-0+
>las majojeras slags will never score in this lifetime
>>64176813
i'm on, DAs were intriguing from the start but they scored as i was doing some quick research, line does look off indeed
>La Luzers with 2 reds in 3 minutes
this is some engineering students shit
Where can I watch today's fights lads?
and cerrito scores, hope someone got on despite the shady write-up lel, really questioning why i didn't re-back them @3 with 13 minutes to go 10v9 and a huge quality gap
>3rd La Luz red after the goal
temper temper
SURREAL
>>64177167
look up pubs that are showing the fight and go there with mates.
or you can watch a stream online zzz
#southamerica
The Navy coach sounds really unintelligent
>>64177213
>mates ;_;
>>64177238
w-would be nice if they scored one more, couldn't stop my fingers from getting on -0.25
avai looking swell too, now need those majoras slags to actually get their shots on target
>>64177343
surreal
>>64177343
You don't have to bet on every game
>>64177311
I got this vibe they needed to settle down and do their jobs
>>64177406
He does.
>>64177406
high volume non main-stream betting has been working out for me really well for the past 3 days, not just rball switching as i try to look up stuff about every match, staking responsible and not gonna trigger hard on a train after that tigru slags match lel
if i spot value i take it with responsible stake, good thing about monitoring several games is that i feel i'm improving quicker than if i only took 3-4 bets per day
not really advocating this though, like i said i'm feeling confident for the moment and know not to over-stake anymore
>>64175001
>implying I dont break even every week despite not knowing anything about sports
Pulling the trigger on Las Majoreras now
>>64177847
ebin
>>64177847
1111111111
>>64177847
Well timed liddo
>>64177847
thanks for the memo lid, cheers
BT unreal
what did i tell you guys about OG...it's as if you don't like winning money LOL
I-is the Army collapse beginning?
>>64178237
Not til the last drive of the game
>>64176764
>I'd say it will hit 90% of the time.
>implying the panthers have a 95% chance of beating the falcons
>implying the broncos have a 95% of beating the raiders
nigga you are retarded. they'll probably won but there's no way the odds are that good.
i'm not the only one on majoreras -1.25 right? need a 2nd like a i r
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>>64178522
apparantlley if you don't write air in capitals the goal gets redirected to one of your other bets, im okay with sao paulo too
It begins
>Missing a field goal
What is the purpose of this?
>>64178514
>American calling a Canadian retarded.
It only has to hit 60% of the time. You really think that outcome won't happen more than 60% of the time?
Pleb tier.
>>64178781
Packers/Pats is a better 2 team imo
pmsl this joshua fight
333333333333
zzzzzzzz bookies beyond clueless
>>64179001
what's happening? can't find a play by play
Love to test Whyte's chin
Imagine pricing England on a 1.75 vs Wales pmsl
>>64179110
Joshua threw a couple of punches after the bell, ref gets inbetween them but Whyte steams back into Joshua and they carry on swinging. Entourages fill the ring.
>>64178836
Those teams are both playing like shit. Patriots have their best player out so system baby Brady can't do anything. Packers have been shit since they lost to the Bronchids. Too risky.
Cheeky bet on Whyte
>>64179045
#reckless
>he wasn't in inter -1 AH
>tfw made a lay of a grand on Joshua @1.03
now @1.35, will see if it goes any higher and then cash out
>>64179257
Post slip then
>>64179152
Who's won first two rounds? Third round clearly for Whyte. Maybe I'm lumping small on Whyte @ 4.50
>>64179257
1 grand for $30?
BTFO
>>64179283
Joshua the first and Whyte the second. Assume Joshua gets points deducted for the after 1st round bell punches though, I'm not a boxing expert by any means.
>>64179227
I was waiting for you to tip
>>64179304
you mean £20 for £1k, yew slug. Cashed out for around £150 profit, eaaaasy
>>64179257
will when the slip comes in
New Zealand first test match over yet?
>>64179419
can't tip when you're selling burgers
Army getting really comfy really quickly
>>64179434
takes 5 seconds to post a slip
>>64179438
5 sessions left for NZ to take 10 wickets.
Whyte gassed, fuck it
>>64179523
transition hasn't finished since the fight hasn't finished and I want to post profit
it's not a huge win or anything though
surreal KO
Army in comfily
>No steroids
k
>>64147285
Sweet. ty >ameribets
>>64180151
the only shrewd american t b h
>>64180151
I thought the game started later and didn't want to take +17. World tip
>>64180188
>>64180216
>>64180226
Thanks senpai. Made up for the fuck ups this morning
>usa slags and nz youngins in a few minutes
yum yum, where's the value
>>64180438
whats the bet buddy?
>>64180544
will wait for inplay but fancy the auckland city minus, looking for teamsheets from their 2 recent blowouts atm
anyone on anything? started researching too late and don't want to miss out on value zzz
auckland city with full strength squad, will look to take the - unless the rball is too contradictory
mainly because auckland have not been shy about blowing out teams and phoenix are in a pretty bad shape
>>64180876
Is -2.25 a good line?
wtb lids?
>>64180941
yes but it's being smacked pretty hard, odds aren't that good atm but who knows maybe they'll drop even more
If you want a bet for later tonight it's Maia versus Nelson going the full distance @ 1.53. I know these are not by any means good odds, but it's a winning bet and that's what matters. Maia and Nelson were never both neither ko'd or subbed. Match will most likely take place on the ground where on one hand Maia's too position over submission oriented to submit Nelson and he himself is literally impossible to submit (one of best defensive grapplers in the world).
I also have small amount on Leonardo Santos by finish @ 10.00. He's basically a one trick pony, but his single trick is really good. If he gets on Lee's back he can choke him out in no time.
Probably getting on Souza and few others in-play.
>this clippers-nets last quarter
thought my overs bet was lost.
Lads, lads, lads. TEARS if you didn't win at least $200 on that OG series.
>>64181399
i wouldn't bank on that going the distance, you never know if it ends via submission. It is probably a winning bet, but by no means a lock.
>Southern still on a +
>betting can never be profitable
LOL unreal canadian shrewdie edition thread. love it.
auckland creating lots of chances, need atleast one goal in the first half like A I R
38 MINS | Another #JuniorNavyBlues attempt cleared off the line good defending from @WgtnPhoenixFC #ACvWP #ASBYL 0-0
i want off this ride
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There you go Slovak lad, 2 in quick succession
>>64181779
>2 goals in 1 minute
kek
>ask for one
>get two instantly to cover the -1fh and make handis comfy
sacrificing a goat to the air gods as we speak
>tfw on auckland city -1.0 FH
>tfw you have bet disfunction
I just cant place bets anymore. In summer I would have been on with all you lads in no time.
>>64180982
Chris Weidman
Weidman a lock?
>>64181650
>Inspect Element
and
>What is having a good run
is there any reason you're not parlaying the first fight to go the distance with og map 1?
>>64182466
Nothing is ever a lock in fighting.
TOLD YOU
HAHA
SANTOS!
>auckland city with another double package
all smiles lads, UAC tonight, i would be a liar if i said i hadn't done it all right
>>64182515
Is it a shot in a dark with OG map 1 or it's actually a reasonable bet? It's sitting @ 1.66 currently.
>Missing /bet/ happy hour
O-oh well.
Where the fuck is Euan????
>>64183323
Why are you called Nestle?
>>64183560
Still in A&E
Is the New zealand u20 league the new CSL? Loving these late goals and fh over drifts.
>>64183570
For you.
>>64183757
Damn. Which hospital is he in?
Important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/6251318
>>64183834
No.
If you are even considering this then he clearly isnt your friend.
>>64183897
>friends girlfriends friend
>>64183897
It's not my friends gf you fucking mong. It's her friend
warriors to loose today??
>>64183810
Not gonna say mate. He text me a couple of hours ago, wants everyone to know he'll be back soon (hopefully if the swelling finally goes down). BT is still being questioned by the police in his yellow t-shirt pmsl.
>>64183768
it has been the shrewd late night haven's addict for a while friend
that said need one more in the canterbury game for the last open bet
>tfw betting on aus/nz got me thinking it's already 5-6 in the morning for some reason
>>64183951
Ah.
>>64184110
Alright chill out bro. S-sorry.
>>64184143
lmao BT is an animal wouldnt mess with him
>Warriors covering the +3.5 quarter spread after being down 12 points with 1m20s to go.
UNREAL.
how shit is ufc
only now watching it. 2 slags milling about a ring doing not a lot
>>64184249
It's ok. I'll let it slide.... This time
>>64184380
card has been mildly pleasing so far with second biggest underdog pulling out an upset KO. chick fights pretty much always suck
>>64183560
Calm it lads. Please be less obsessed.
Not had a chance to post for a few hours and I have had 20 texts, 5 missed calls, and about a million WhatsApp messages.
>>64184692
Why are you talking to yourself?
i feel like i'm dreaming, o2.5 hit in the 91st and i also put a cheeky fiver on wellington because i couldn't handle them being underdog against a 10 man canterbury
pinching myself lads
>>64184692
When did you get out of A&E mate? Thought you were gonna text me. BT is still sitting at the station in his yellow shirt. He thinks you're gonna press charges pmsl.
>>64184692
You havent been online for over 24 hours ffs.
>>64184380
stfu casual faggot
tfw will soon perfect my Marv Albert impression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv1kApvEPiY
Auckland Utd + tbqh
>Warriors on a +1.5
Might as well.
>>64185414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcYTCmCDKdk
Will have tiny stakes for the Seattle @ Baltimore game on.
Special Team or Defensive TD @2.75
Seahawks to win every quarter @10
Seahawks to win to nil @17
Made these same bets earlier this season when the Seahawks (who had Kam Chancellor return) faced off with the Bears for whom Clausen was starting at QB. Back then it was a bit of a statement game for the Seahawks defense and they did just that by shutting out the Bears.
Tomorrow they'll be facing off against the Baltimore Ravens who reported today that Jimmy Clausen is likely to start for them tomorrow. The Ravens are decimated with injuries on both sides of the ball so Clausen will be in for another rough day against one of the best defenses. One thing working against this bet is that this time the Seahawks are not at home which is quite a significant difference, but can’t let these odds go to waste.
Obviously you can wait till tomorrow and wait for official confirmation that Clausen is starting.
>>64185508
>get on
>rball instantly evens up
zzzzzzzz
From Rotoworld:
The Baltimore Sun confirms Matt Schaub (questionable, chest) isn’t expected to play Sunday.
Schaub is on the doubtful side of questionable after not practicing all week. Jimmy Clausen remains on track to start against Seattle.
>he isn't on the seahawks -11 @ -115 large against fucking Jimmy Clausen on a brand new offense
seriously though, the Seahawks blanked Pickles Clausen earlier this year on an offense he actually knew. Granted, it was at home but Clausen is not good enough to pick up a new offense in like a week and do anything but fail. This seahawls team is on fire, they're going to win by 3+ touchdowns.
>>64185703
Also ANY OTHER TD SCORER @13
Which is basically the first bet, but at better odds.
>>64185703
>>64185742
the seahawks are a legit special if Clausen starts. bookies napping hard on this
>>64185840
Yeah will top up on -11 from a medium to a large if it's official that Clausen starts.
>>64185739
We'll sweat this out together bro.
>>64186009
Goal! Tiny bit of air there.
can't stop rebacking the warriors
Large stake coming up later
>>64186077
That lasted long. :^)
>>64186117
Me neither tbqh.
>>64186117
on way too shitty a line for the 3rd quarter. what was I thinking? they're not going to cover -4.5
>>64186364
;-)
where is brother west with the japan lower league slags bet when you need him
>>64186599
un-fucking-real
>>64185275
Too busy shaking. Incredibly ill. Should probably see a doctor.
>>64186820
Are you sure its not value?
guys guys guys. how much have the golden state warriors made you this year?
$307 for me, which is like 30% of my bankroll
>>64187435
they've made me £200 in the last week
>>64187435
0 because I dont bet on correctly priced sports.
ayy warriors losing all my money
lids, my mates uncle said Aldo is going in to administration so bet on u2.5 rounds at evens.
>>64187549
>b-but anon w-what about all the amazing in-play opportunities
>>64187549
zzzzz please have sex you dullard
This Wellington Phoenix lineup is beyond dire, bunch of spotty teens.
>>64187651
zzzzzzzzzz that's my gimmick and not an appropriate use for it, you're clearly a penny punting slug who needs to get a life. Would love to test your chin.
>>64187549
>NBA in-play algorithms
>fairly priced
I'm sorry you're too much of a bubble gum babby to profit outside of mackers tips and bet365 but NBA in-play is a gold mine
>>64187549
Are you the Brit that claims nobody can profit off American sports?
will aldo remain true to his word and be easy money?
>Golden State defense non-existent
Welp.
Shaking at the thought of how many Hawke's Bay score vs these pre-pubescent part timers
>>64188135
down so much
>>64187887
>NBA in-play is a gold mine
Not him but we've been hearing this for 2 years now and genuinely never seen anyone consistently show this to be true. Its a /bet/ myth
>>64188073
easy money for bookies LOL
>>64188044
They can't consistently.
>all these turnovers
Warriors deserve to lose tbqh
>>64188417
yup. they fanless tommorow
>>64188168
pmsl
>>64188278
>genuinely never seen anyone consistently show this to be true
how would anyone even do this. sheets can be faked and in-play basketball bets can't be tipped. baka at the IQ of this bubble gum babby
>>64188360
Pls no bully. Correctly priced games are all we have
>>64188469
Wind
>>64188360
So my profits the past 3 NBA seasons are imaginary?
>>64188534
>in-play basketball bets can't be tipped.
But they can
>>64188360
>They can't consistently
you must not be very good
>>64188278
This. Americans are utterly clueless and can't seem to admit it, never seen a shrewd American on here.
>>64188674
>But they can
the lines change by the second you mongoloid. quit trying to discuss things when it's OBVIOUS you don't understand them
>>64188674
Not really, the lines move so quickly that it could change by the time you've typed it up to tip here
>>64188718
>This. Americans are utterly clueless and can't seem to admit it, never seen a shrewd American on here.
you should maybe start tracking ameribets tips
>>64188753
>>64188799
In play can definitely be tipped. Rothstein did it during the playoffs last year
>>64188168
pmsl
>>64188890
It's just the wind liddo, score 5 2nd half
>>64188869
between quarters? the lines literally change within seconds. every single missed shot turn over or shot made will change the line price if not the line spread itself.
>>64188890
Pmsl 15 year old scored ffs
>>64188621
How much is your roll, just curious?
>>64188753
You're talking to more than one Brit here m8. Wish our new American friends would lurk more before spouting rubbish
>>64188869
It's not impossible but it's difficult. I've tried to tip a few times but the line has changed before I could post it here
>>64188965
During quarters too. Unseasonably large + handicaps were usually good
Always hear Americans on here going on about muh in-play basketball lines but I've never once seen any slips showing them making profit off it, just vague statements about how there's value to be found
>>64189060
Always hear brits on here going on about muh obscure slags football lines but I've never once seen any slips showing them making profit off it
Wellington Phoenix @WgtnPhoenixFC 1m1 minute ago
V strong wind at Bluewater Stadium favouring Premiers - are making most of it to lead 2-0 #HBvWP
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Hawkes Bay @1.8 to win 2nd half is a large stake, Wellington with 15 and 16 year olds playing and their fragile little bodies won't be able to handle all of that WIND
>>64189164
Please have sex, slips get posted all the time you penny punting little slug. Would love to test your clueless greasy chin. Imagine being this much of a dullard.
>>64189164
Kek, can't have been here very long then
>>64188991
It's typically in the upper 4 figures, although sometimes it drops to upper 3 figures after cash outs
If you want to bet on UFC, bet on Aldo.
What time is the Mcgregor fight?
>>64189258
What bookie?
>>64189247
>>64189239
>slips get posted all the time
Not true
>Ended up having a large stake on the Warriors with all rebacks added up.
I-I don't even like basketball.
>>64189361
Bovada with penny punting seething student slug amounts in 5dimes
Shaking at the thought of Hawkes Bay on a 0 at HT
>>64189398
I said you haven't been here very long, do you dispute this? Here have a look at J Wests tipping record here during a period last year and see if you still have that opinion lid
>>64188168
kek
>>64189634
I was making a point that slips in general don't get posted very often
>>64189742
I always post my slip when anyone asks, but I'm not going to post it for every bet I make
>>64189742
no need lid we only bet on fixes. sometimes the fix is in and sometimes it's not
>>64189634
Need Kolmonen like AIR
WHAT
TIME
IS
THE
MCGREGOR
FIGHT
>>64189900
2 more fights first
>>64189900
1 hour from now.
>>64189900
two more fights that have three 5 minute rounds, assuming it goes the distance for both, i'd say in around 40 minutes including commercials
>>64189900
1 bong
BET ON ALDO
SO FAR EVERYONE IN CONOR'S TEAM HAS BEEN WRESTLED TO DEATH. CONOR CAN'T WRESTLE.
PLEASE EVEN IF ITS JUST A TENNER
DO IT
FREE MONEY
>>64189900
2 fights to go before, including one title fight so not sooner than in an hour and fifteen minutes
Btw, both things I tipped up there for the UFC have come in including one with @ 10.00 odd
>>64190094
its the same time regardless of how long the others go. They just fill the space with promos and replays.
>>64190134
what you go for this fight?
I just went Souza by sub.
>>64190156
oops, i guess that would make more sense with a schedule for the entire thing
main event should be in an hour like everyone else said then
Cheeky tenner on Hawkes Bay @71 desu
>>64190282
Just Souza and I'll place it in play after first 30 seconds. I like to see how fighters move in the opening stages, who has the initiative etc.
>>64190399
was/is anyone seriously on hawkes bay or am I getting memed?
>>64190459
Now is the time to get on them, the wind is well and truly in
BET ON ALDO
Okay I'm done.
dayum souza got btfo
>>64190781
that was a huge fist.
>>64190839
for you
Why are the odds on Hawkes Bay so much lower on 365? Odds on skybet are nearly 3 times as high
>>64190920
Denise Coates needs a new extension on her house
>>64190946
365 know the fix is in
THE WIND IS IN THE WIND IS IN TEARS IF YOU MISSED IT
It's happening lids
222222222222222
i got on at 5-4. will it go over lads?
did everyone else go cheeky on SW too?
the xif is in
tears @ me why didn't I put more than a cheeky fiver on
Being BLOWN AWAY here lids
JACQUArE SOUZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>64191152
Imagine their frail little bodies struggling against the wind pmsl, just wish this was on the exchange
>Skype agents keeping Mackers from aftertiming
Top kek.
>>64191383
ROBBED LOL WTF
REFBALL
VERY VERY CONCERNED
tears hawkes bay are finished
>SW dreams and hopes shattered by the ref
Surely Hiroshima to beat Mazembe @1.80 is worth a shot, especially with the tournament being played in Japan
taiwan game looks interesting, still remember the royal blues train last week
BASED REF
Wellington RED card
hawkes bay back in it
SW DREAM STILL LIVES
Wellington down to about 5 players, wind keeps blowing them into fields surrounding the pitch.
>bets suspended
bet365 pls
>>64192017
do you have a stream?
-0.5 @ 1.8
loving every laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CciN1VIhxi4
Chinky stream
444444444
F O U R
O
U
R
The wind has picked up the stadium and blown it out of Kansas so A L T I T U D E is now a factor.
5-4. It's happening. Only got on at $9 though unfortunately.
>>64192078
Scored while I was staking this
RRREEEEEEEEEE
Goal lmfaoo
>>64192050
Its pretty useless lid. Camera keeps getting blown away.
4444444444444
ITS ON LADS
where'd the hawkes bay tip come from? Even if it doesn't get done, it's some good insight.
GOAL LINE IS AT 10
BOOKIES CLUELESS
taking nstc -5 when it comes up desu
>Hawkes Bay will NEVER, EVER, score again within our lifetime.
THAT TAIWANESE BLOOTER
Pmsl Air Source goal from the half line lobbed the keeper
>>64192416
Don't worry. I cashed out early while it was still profit, so they will score 2 very quickly
>check /bet/
>see everyone going wild about some match
>get on
>they stop scoring
zzzzzz
NEED Hawkes Bay goals like A I R
>put UFC stream on
>instantly reminded why I dont watch UFC
555555555
ONE MORE PLEASE
555555555555555555555
>>64188914
Told you
HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES HAWKES
>>64192770
why?
I M A G I N E 1 more Hawkes Bay goal
I CAN FEEL IT
Need someone to kneecap that referee asap.
FUCK
up huge on Hawkes Bay - should be up WORLDS
Happy Valley were at 1.40 yesterday, what happened?
Who /spurs/ here
>>64192806
Just hugging against the cage. Picked up a bit now, that finish to the round was brutal.
>>64192957
Euan is in Hong Kong fixing games.
zzzzzz only averaging £756/day in December
Why wont the cunts unsuspend NSTC?
>tfw put money on a Rockhold KO
>>64193107
I can't even get my roll over $1k.
>>64193564
all in on mcgregor bud, easiest way to double it up
>>64193608
lol
>>64193107
not very impressive if you've got a big roll tbqh
>>64193608
ive got McGregor. Not all in though. Apparently he's a little injured and no one knows how healthy Aldo is going into the fight. And I've put a lot down on fights today and haven't gone very well. It's only play money though. I haven't deposited in like a year, so it's all good. Cashed out a few times.
>>64193749
if you failed to make money on ufc today you are utterly hopeless
>>64193821
>He has money on mgregor
You will literally lose your roll today. mark my words
Could +3.5 be a bet?
>>64193821
it was picking rounds and finishers. Couple Accys as well. So not good chances.
if mcgregor loses i will never post on 4chan again
>>64193999
screencapped. trips means you can't back out.
Superb win for Enzo hope yous got on, probably last time we'll see RJJ in a ring I suspect. My other tip lost when Spike O'sulivan was retired in his corner.
>>64193999
of course he will lose, hes a complete hypebabby and almost lost to edgar
>>64193999
TRIPS CONFIRMS
Drift not worry you?
http://hoopli.tv/game9.html
hd stream for /bet/
>>64193999
>if mcgregor loses i will never post on 4chan again
holy shit, this might be the first time i've ever had money on a bet and wanted it to lose.
>>64194423
>tfw
Got money on McGregor but dont care if I lose it all.
>>64193999
Hope you win lad
FUCKING REKT
>>64193999
If McGregor wins will u stop trolling
HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Stayed up all night for that...
>>64194074
AWWWWWWWW SO CLOSE! Sorry lads, i'm not going anywhere any time soon LOL
>>64193849
>(you)
METAKNIGHT HATERS TREMBLING
>Getting your chin tested and not passing the first test
>we have to keep putting up with this canadian mug.
>the bullet ridden favela of aldo
Betaknight so shrewd
WOW.
thanks metaknight. I still hate you though
holy shit mcgregor is annoying as fuck great KO but jesus dude just shut the fuck up about yourself already
>>64194687
This. 6am for a fight finished in literally one punch. Glad I didn't pay for the fight
Nice punch :)
As a lefty I must say that was pretty fucking cool. Always bet on lefties when the odds are even. Lefties train 95% of the time fighting righties and righties have barely any training against you.
>North American tips winning today
Neat
>>64195333
>m-muh north american sports are correctly priced brit
is going to be btfo so hard in bowl season
>>64194863
>the bullet ridden favela of aldo
underrated
>>64195505
>implying McGregor above evens wasn't THE bet
Hope your EPL accy wins next week though
>not realising that MetaKnight is actually shrewd when it comes to UFC
>>64195627
and not bad at doto. if he could tone down the shitposting i might actually follow him.
Gary Taylor please have sex
>>64195575
Can't tell if you're baiting or thick as shit. Probably the latter looking at that flag desu.
>>64187594
tears if you didn't listen
anything good on soon?
>tfw Aldo McGregor lasted longer than I do in bed
The FATIGUE is in
Heads and legs have gone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eatL4sBJInA
>you will never be a college QB crying your eyes out on national television after fucking up the game for your team
>>64196363
jose pls
Happy Valley DC
This Taichung City team look about 13, how many are they going to concede?
What was the Happy Valley score?
>>64198222
2-2
>>64198250
Cheers
>>64196859
Hope someone followed blindly
>Admiralteets STILL on a 0 AH
>>64197679
nice one, lid
>>64198376
They're playing 2 at the back and Ming Chuan are just booting it up and scoring
>not bankrolling ming chuan -1
>>64198296
I did la
Was bored
Ty
>didn't get on Guangzhou +1 @2.55
Want some type of fatal disease
M I N G C H U A N
>>64200255
Some lad tipped deportivo +3 yesterday I think
Would've been maximum sweat but tears at missing it
>mfw boxxed 6-9-13 on the last Pinjarra race
NLEX ROAD WARRIORS? Moar like NLEX GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS
>all dem 3's
>>64201221
don't you ever mention the gowden stats
Can't resist the Taiwan Power Company rball trap despite last weekends match.
consider going large on Deportivo la Coruna B
>>64202145
the la liga side is 1.95 starting price against eibar next week, now that's a large.
>>64202175
wat u onto nigguh
>he's not on villa +
>>64202555
>no Micah Richards
>Arsenal buzzing after qualifying for next round of CL
Arsenal -1 is the bet
>>64202145
2-0
HUP
>>64202615
>He thinks he knows more about premier league football than me
Tears desu
Need a goal in the Utrecht - Ajax game like C O F F E E I N T H E M O R N I N G S
>>64202682
Listen here, kid. I know for a fact that I know premier league football better than you. Arsenal win by at LEAST 2 goals
>>64184692
Imposter!
Aston Villa next goal is worth a cheeky small t b h
some big towers backing another goal in the Aston Villa game, dirty fixers
BTTS @1.83 in the Spurs match is /freemoney/
>>64204504
Spurs to win & BTTS @ 2.75 is even more free money
>>64204281
ROSSY BOY
Nigel De Jong you owe me money zzz
Need a schalke goal like A I R
>>64205344
fucking german meme teams
>>64185703
>>64185742
>>64185840
>>64185951
thread remind CLAUSEN IS STARTING AT QB FOR THE RAVENS. He got blanked for the Hawks week 3 and they've improved a lot since then. Ravens have no healthy playmakers on either side and the Seahawks are redhot.
You can get on this -11 @ 1.91 or you could continue to go on about
>muh you can't profit in American leagues
>>64205538
who is this semen demon?
>>64205550
Tori Black. Unofficial Seahawks mascot.
>>64205538
>>64205643
Western women so ugly
>>64205550
porn star tori black. She's a major coal burner but she's from Western washington, supports seattle sports and went to my college so I'll give her a pass.
>>64205643
>>64205538
she's so washed up now
Safety anytime @11 is also VALUE
>wake up from a night of bookie bashing
>2/2 before finishing my coffee
alrighty then
Is Colts+1 a mainstream special?
>>64207346
Liverpool is
>>64207346
Ravens touchdowns under 0.5 @ 4.33 is.
Over 51.5 in Saints - Bucs game is
>She wants to hang out
>It's NFL sunday
>>64207586
>picking handegg over pussy
tip top kuck
>>64207669
He can have the pussy anytime he wants though. NFL is only on once a week.
This Dortmund game
>>64207669
Wouldn't expect a typical Danish beta to understand desu. Go put that pussy on a pedestal lid.
>>64207683
why would you watch NFL though
Bookies are clueless.
>>64207835
to bet on?
Bills +1
Sweden women's handball
IMAGINE being Pickles and having to face the Seahawks again, with even less weapons this time. The ravens are about to get ass blasted.
I've got a fever and the only thing that can help me is topping up on the Seahawks.
>>64207846
Good lad. Jags are awful. If it were the Titans I would be hesitant, but the Jags are overrated even for a shit team.
>>64207835
Because it's the best sport in history. Even your faggy continent can't get enough of it. I don't see the premier league of poorball playing in North America.
>>64207988
Pretty delusional but i understand the point
>>64207783
reminded me of this black qt exhcange student from your country i had in HS, told me i had a texan accent tbqh, i still don't see how
though it was pretty dissapointing that she was a blatino womanlet with the ass of a white girl who started squatting a month ago, i was pretty excited when i heard a black chick is coming because of >muh fertile amazons
Need a tottenham winner like air
>>64208131
kek wat
So much on the Seahawks lads. Tori plz.
>>64207835
American Football (NFL rules) is OBJECTIVELY the best sport in the world.
Heads gone
DACember just keeps on taking
Think that's it for me lids, see you in the new year
>>64208655
If I am profiting this month does it mean I am a bad gambler?
>>64204527
Can never trust spurs!
>>64208506
>So much on the Seahawks lads.
Good lad
Shaking so much not only did I top up on the Seahawks, but I also "accidentally" had a bit on the overs in the Steelers/Bengals game.
>>64207683
cuc.k
>>64207783
cuc.k
>>64207853
bull
>>64207988
cuc.k
>>64208581
cuc.k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtK3Jq8Vraw
>>64208981
worm
>>64209015
CAAN
A
A
N
>>64209113
Caan talking a lot of sense.
>West-coast teams playing at 10am local time.
This meme has to die desu.
>>64209170
Yeah, most of the obscure stuff doesnt get much liquidity on betfair thought but every casual punter needs to see it.
They wont understand though.
>>64208705
tea
Can they do it?
Will they do it?
need a kawkab marrakech goal like A I R
>>64209505
yeah, ridiculous pricing, especially seeing as they'll be the much fresher side coming off a week+ break.
lads, lads, lads. What is THE bet for today? I got on washington redskins at 2.65. Too bad i have it parlayed with Oakland Raiders :C
every time I bet on fener
.....
Rawls is probably out but the Seahawks still scored on the drive. I'm still convinced we can beat them through the air.
They basically held the Ravens to two three and outs after they got gifted an extra set of downs by an offsides call.
>>64209505
>Bournemouth win, Newcastle win, West Brom draw
After all these upsets, wouldn't be surprised to see another with Chelsea taking the 3 points
>>64209015
>He deleted that image of his bird sitting at his comp
end me
Friend who works at a prominent Vegas book just texted me and said they took a max bet on ATL +8 this morning...
1 retweet 4 likes
>>64210792
Someone 'bout to be DAC.
>>64210792
Shit didn't mean to include that second line
so navy -22 is the bet?
>No shutout
Pitiful Seahawks.
>>64210839
You know the game was played yesterday, right?
>>64211664
just having a poke
anyways thanks based nani
>sao paulo u20 on a 0ah down 0-3 in a rather equal game
???
All in on Steelers-12? Daltons out.
also on botosani-cfr o1.5, game very open for the odds they set on romanian football plus boto just had a goal disallowed
>Seattle drops a wide open TD catch
>fumbles on the next play
welp
>>64212032
D J Y P S Y
J
U
D
G
E
WTB
Why shouldnt i bankroll real madrid SW?
Should be 21-3 but at least -11 is a push at this point.
Seahawks get the ball to start the 2nd half.
>>64212464Whats the difference between you and
>>64213153
>>64213374
>>64212464
bird
>>64213153
worm
>>64213153
i'm actually on, really like rm's line-up and i feel like bookies have been overrating villlarreal a bit, atleast when they were favorites
best of luck bootleg slovakia
JUST
v. concerned about sao paulo, it's like the lads hate their own fans and are giving up
>>64213449
>>64213450
really like the irony here, especially the fact we posted at the same time down to a second
>>64213696
Losing Chancellor means >we have to move like 5 players to positions they don't normally play. Drinking way too much, need air, shaking.
>>64213769
Shead has been getting absolutely shit on
>fell for the real madrid meme
>>64214015
reback senpai
>>64214015
Atletico Madrid are the better team, win more and are always underrated by bookies.
based sao paulo, took in a lungful after that goal, need 7 corners for memory foam
>2nd SP goal disallowed
shaking, was almost home
>>64213934
>Shead has been getting absolutely shit on
looks like he's been running with a hitch or something. still, coverage has been decent outside that 2nd pass to set up the FG before the half.
worlds better than carey williams at least
aww one corner short too bad, hope someone got on
>>64213768
are you trying to get your bird status removed m8?
Ameribros. I'm currently at work, how is the Seahawks -11.5 looking
>>64214922
Questionable.
Anyone know how I find out the score for a game that happened 2 days ago on the 11th December the game was Seraing United Reserves v KVV Coxyde Reserves?
>>64214922
21-6 with about 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. Ravens just punted, Seahawks ball on their ~12 yard line.
Chancellor and Rawls both out or Hawks would have sealed it easily. Also, Luke "dick hands" Willson dropped a wide open touchdown in the first.
Still though, if the Seahawks drive the field and put it in the end zone it will probably seal it away.
>>64215131
Ended 5-3 for seraing
You can use this site : http://results.fonbet.com/
>>64214816
thought it was worth a normal stake, really like the modric-casemiro-hames midfield tbqh, plus the recent barca results should
i actually hesitated when placing the bet but concluded that my disdain for real is the only thing keeping me from getting on
Please Madrid, I will suffocate to death if they don't win
Seattle surreal.
>>64215631
Real play terrible football under Rafa though.
Need a 49ers td like a I r
>>64207846
JUST
>that corner in the Palestino game
Rooney tier
SEA
HAWKS
SEA
HAWKS
>>64215374
thanks lid
Going to celebrate with some Tori Black lads. UAC.
>>64216816
>SEA
>HAWKS
>SEA
>HAWKS
SEA
HAWKS
SEA
HAWKS
SEA
HAWKS
SEA
HAWKS
Would be surprised if Madrid don't equalize. Looked the better team in the second half easily
>u0.5 Ravens TDs still alive
Whew. Armpits getting a bit humid.
based steelers, thought the -13.5 was dead, inb4 pointless bengals td
>REAL MADRID
IF YOU DONT WIN ITS SUDUKO TIME
>>64218062
Dey it is
madrid are cack
>it's a pointless bengal td
oh boyyyy
need a steelers field goal like A I R
>>64218062
LOL
James Mckeown Boys. Did anyone bet this on Betfair??? I'm actually speechless. My first winner. I got matched for over £4,000 and my bets have literally DISSAPEARED. NO RECORD of them AT ALL. My balance is the same as it was before I placed the bet.
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James Mckeown Did they have the fixture displayed wrong or something? oh my fucking god I'm so angry
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James Mckeown I could murder someone.
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James Mckeown
James Mckeown First winner in about 4 days and voided.
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James Mckeown Any sites that take 6 figure bets per spin for live roulette?
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>>64218830
What bet is about lid?
>>64218752
zzz
>le big strong american never give up and fuck up spreads mentality
>>64218884
san jose win
B O L I V I A
>>64218884
*he talking
heads still trying to come to terms with the SUMS from Seattle
>>64218710
>it's a pointless bengal td
>pointless
sorry lad but the over hit for me on that.
kerwin pls
>le big bass man
>>64219136
>Calls Kerwins phone
>he answers "hello?"
>KERWIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH WILL YOU CATCH ME A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>*put phone down*
Unders in cowboys game is the bet
