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>Ameribets
>>64147267
What bet was this and how much did he have on?
>>64147289
NAC Breda DC.
Don't know, chasing though so easily 10-15k+
>>64147285
RODYNA
CHEERS
EUAN
UAC!
Everyone from Gibraltar should die in a house fire edition
Bookies are utterly clueless about indoor soccer.
I mean I am too but they had the line at 4.5 goals.
>fonbet not even asking for ID to withdraw
love that site
>there are people who actually think the warriors arent going to shit on the celtics even without barnes and klay
>there are people who bite hook line and sinker on the celtics meme
>>64147305
Worse than slag finishing tbqh
t e n
m e n
>Euan is literally having pre-drink right now and then going out to have a great night with his mates and maybe shag a 7/10 slag while you sit in your dimly lit room slaving over Gibraltar Premier League rball, losing money and being miserable
>>64147386
NO CHANCE
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>>64147208
the 10 storms home, and the 4 wins a tight photo for the place. up an absolute cunt today cashed every single race
>>64147401
I-im going out in a bit m8..
Just gonna have my dinner, then I'm sorted
8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+ 8+, 8+
zzzzzzzzz limp-wristed lefty weekend warriors already out in force I see, every single tip must be treated as great and you can't criticise anything zzzzzz
>>64147403
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
>>64147441
>british cuisine
no wonder angry brit anon is always so angry
>>64147441
>Meat for dat protein
>Nice healthy source of carbs & sugars in bananas
>Cool glass of milk for fats
>Ketchup on top to get your night kicked off with a buzz
perfect lad
>>64147441
>banana and ketchup
Sry man i got trolled.
>>64147401
>being so pathetic that you tripfag on a siamese cat trading website
>being so pathetic you remove your trip and try to convince other siamese cat traders that you have a life
>>64147463
Have you ever actually tried it?
>>64147426
>4 wins a tight photo for the place. up an absolute cunt today cashed every single race
fml. thanks for the tip but fucking windows YOU HAVE TO UPDATE SINCE YOU SHUT YOUR COMPUTER OFF 10 means the race was closed for betting before I could throw down on the 4. Fuck me, literally 20 seconds late.
>>64147463
>not eating good food
Sweden confirmed for 3rd world keks
>mainz
zzz can't remember the last time i came to 3 good looking bets and they all turned to shit, down and very concerned
>mfw strasbourg and fener second halves
DAC
Off out to the pub on a low. Night liddos x
did 365 pull the indoor soccer game?
>>64147574
It was 10 minutes long mate.
>>64147492
feel for you m8. this next one is a real wild ass turf sprint with some actual quality in the field. Should be interesting.
>>64147604
wtf 10 minutes? Ive taken shits longer than that
>>64147615
Theres another one inplay right now
I am LARGE on u5.5
zzzzzzz only averaging 664/month so far in December
>>64147640
664 a day obviously zzzzzzz, 910 a day this last week which is better
>>64147640
>>64147669
Away! Away!
Back to PGA!
villa santa brigada @4 on mara, chasing small, rball too surreal and 365 swerved hard already
>>64147613
>this next one is a real wild ass turf sprint with some actual quality in the field
shoot, about to get on a plane
>>64147682
Not in PGA you dullard
>PGA paid for this camel
>>64147669
Since that's small to you would you mind sending me even just the 64 spare change so I can have a more respectable bankroll like you?
>>64147459
>British
Its American you pleb
Calijah shaking
zzz only averaging £64.98 a day this month
>>64147630
HUP
>>64147708
No and it's actually a good month for me, the zzzzzzzzz 'only' is just memeing
last race of the day and it's the money one. hundred thousand dollar optional claiming allowance at 5f on the turf. Huge group of talented sprinters in here, so I think we'll play small and look for value.
The favorite 3 can be had on bovada at 4/1, much better than the 1/1 at the track. Horse is a consistently strong sprinter and has the advantage of being the closest to the rail of the horses with talent.
I'd tell you the 6 is a nice horse and has put in good runs lately, but they're trading at much lower odds on bovada than at the track, and they aren't good enough to bet at these odds.
Unless the a speed duel breaks out giving the 6 a chance to close, I think you'll see the 3 win a merry go round, and the value bovada gives us means we have to bet him
SC TISIS IS THE BET
INDOOR SOCCER
GO
>>64147810
HUP
>>64147778
objection sweat time.
Pretty much telegraphed the race, 3 couldn't ride out the speed duel, and the 6 needed another panel to close. If the objection knocks the 6 off the board the 3 will move up into the place.
not the finish we would have liked but we squeezed a few pennies out of this one
>>64147859
the objection was denied leaving the finish 4 6 3. tough break, but still uac from a banner day
Trouville - Hebraica: any team can win but Trouville is more likely to do so, as they're really solid and have won 11 matches in a row. if Hebraica wins they like to ruin the other team (they did the two biggest blowouts in the tournament, by 35 last week), but that won't happen against Trouville. I'd wait for a +10 Hebraica
Goes - Malvin: Goes has lost two out of its last three matches and has just been BTFO, while Malvin has two of their main players injured (center and sg). Any team can win but it will be close, Goes becomes stronger at home and will want to win again, yet Malvin defends pretty well. If there's a +8 on Goes or +10 on Malvin I'll probably jump into it
Defensor - Larre: Defensor will win, Larre is probably the weakest team in superleague. Don't expect a big difference in scores, though it's likely bookies will provide a big handicap towards Larre, I'll wait for some Defensor points so it gets a bit bigger and jump into it. I don't know how it'll be priced but if I see high 10s or even 20s it's value
Welcome - Bigua: This is going to be close, both teams come from bad streaks, even though Bigua always gets close in the last quarters while Welcome crumbles. It's not likely that any team wins by over 15 points, so a + handi around those numbers will be value
Atenas - Urunday: Urunday clear favorite, Atenas is likely to fall apart at some points and give big pluses. A higher 10 for Atenas might work, but if you see them coming ahead and can snatch a +5.5 I'd say go for it because if Atenas somehow wins it'll be really close. Urunday's foreigner is a beast and he's been scoring loads of points in the last quarter (last match he scored over 20, 42 in total)
First match starts in a bong and half, the rest an hour after that
As always I don't advise on betting of quarters. Use first quarters to get good handis, and avoid totals like the plague
need more indoor soccer games like AIR
morning lids, what are THE bets that I will be in TEARS if I dont get on today?
>>64147943
if you had woken up at a non degenerate hour, you coulda been up brains with me on the horses
wtb on mex canada?
Fuck pff forest
>>64147963
sorry the USA isnt the centre of the universe, its 8 in the morning here
>>64147963
Tfw I was up but my bookies weren't carrying
>>64148015
completely mistook the flag for nz desu
>>64148056
If NZ approve their new flag next year I wonder how quick it will be implemented here
Genuinely seething I only caught onto that indoor soccer shit in the last few games.
Bookies were pricing it so wrong based on previous games of the day.
Anyone know how often its in-play?
>>64148092
can't be soon enough, all of those look so much nicer imo
>>64148092
who cares because they are completely irrelevant tbqh, now what are THE bets
>>64148126
This tbf
>>64148106
On tomorrows schedule
Celtics over GS
>>64148138
Shaking.
>>64148164
nah senpai
>>64148254
Last time GS were there they struggled, I watched that game breh.
>>64148275
ULTRA RARE
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>>64148275
He looks so happy
>>64148126
Celtics handis
>>64148275
Send this to Finny please
How's tomorrows skedge looking?
>>64148327
World, bookies have Everton priced up all wrong
thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaK6Ytri26s
need euan like AIR
>>64148275
#MACKERSHASAIDS
>>64148393
He's got better things to do mate.
He is probably on the last round of pre-drinks right now.
A bit tipsy and had a few laughs with the lads. They're very boisterous tonight.
>>64148371
Such a tune.
>>64147686
le rball value, need this and buzanada to hold on for spiritual rejuvenation
>>64148393
Would expect Clemson to beat Syracuse by one or two, doubt there will be much value if its even inplay anywhere
>>64148275
Would have a beer with mackers desu. Seems like a good lad
>>64148275
ayy
what is your preferred method of watching ufc for betting?
anyone on the slags matches starting now?
>>64149031
o v e r s
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>>64149091
i've been thinking the same from a quick check on soccerway and the odds look juicy, but haven't done much research and >canadian finishing brings me nightmares.
gonna wait to see how the game develops i guess
>JOE ROGAN'S RAUNCHY VOICE
Right boys which match we watching NCAA or CONCACAF u20s?
>>64149342
watching ncaa lid, just turned on.
>>64149342
for your consideration.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
wtb lids?
>>64149342
links to stream lid?
>>64149536
LARGE on whoever is shooting the other way.
>>64149536
zzzzzz but will be watching YFC later. Abner Lloveras wins the first match, don't really understand his odds
>>64149568
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/syracuse-vs-clemson-live-streaming
>>64149609
thanks m8
what's everyone thinking about the college match? just tuned in and it's been pretty open, thinking overs
>>64149796
Not betting on it. It's been open but not really clear chances.
>>64149796
Neither team seems to have any cutting edge desu. If I had to choose a team it would be Syracuse but there's not really a bet here
>>64149796
>my stream is 7+ minutes behind
>>64149609
thanks lid
James Mckeown
26 March 2013 · Matson
Can people stop messaging me asking for loans. I am not giving out loans under any circumstance.
I haven't revealed any of the messages I've been getting but some are people who need a loan for vet bills, some have even been asking for one to take their Mrs on holiday while the majority are people getting overconfident and increasing stakes too much and losing bankroll, then chasing and getting payday loans to bet with and losing that.
Can people please remember to gamble responsibly and not bet or stake beyond your means. It is possible to lose EVERYTHING with bad discipline. I will not be giving out loans under any circumstance.
Need you all to state if you're on Warriors or Celtics so I know who to call worms or birds.
>>64149879
The stream I gave is counting down minutes
>>64149944
warriors to cover the spread
>>64149952
>the undocumented municipality of me
too stoned/stupid
>>64149991
You didn't notice the number was getting smaller rather than bigger?
>>64149939
Just asked him for a 10k loan desu
>>64149939
tight cunt
>players have cramp after 35 minutes
jesus fucking christ
>>64150019
I'm more focused on a cs:go twitch stream tbqhwyl
>the clock not only counts backwards but stops when the ball is dead for injuries
>>64149939
>Can people please remember to gamble responsibly and not bet or stake beyond your means. It is possible to lose EVERYTHING with bad discipline
He needs to go back and read this.
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/North_American_match_fixing_scandal
when is /bet/ going to match fix a cs:go game?
>there will never be a shrewd Australian to spoonfeed u21 tips
>All three games 0-0
zzzzzzzz
>>64151217
first goal shall be for mexico slags tbqh
Not a fan of this attempting 3s every shot meme tbH lids
>>64151673
3 is more than 2.
It is astounding it had took over 50 years of professional basketball to realise this.
who /hopingtogetwarriorsonasmallplus/ here?
Anybody want to explain the latest nz cricket shenanigans?
>That piss poor half court attempt in front of his son
>>64151872
new zealand have a very healthy lead.
>Warriors playing like shite
>Basically tied
Surreal.
the leltics could actually do this kek
lumped on warriors -3.5 as i've noticed they usually come out looking strong after time-out huddles tbqh, nz overs looking dece too, finally some stuff happening this night has been boring so far
>>64152315
>>64152214
you can't outmeme the meme team
24-0 is inevitable even though the game will be tight
>this Celtics commentary
lel, tbf the refball is in full force
all that Everton value
Yummy
>>64152426
full homerism leaking during the offensive charge call on the celtics
>tfw a bookie was giving away free money by giving the celtics +8.5 last night
feels comfy man
>>64152483
priced correctly to be honest
Everton aren't good at winning away from home
what the fuck are these part-time refs doing
>>64152483
Just like last week right?
>>64152489
I mean it was a block in every sense of the rule. Feet were still moving and he was inside the circle
>>64152524
the fix is in
>>64152491
which bookie?
>>64152491
my Bespoke Bookie had them on a +9 but I dont know anything about NBA so didnt take it
>on warriors 2nd quarter ML as well
>barbosa with a pointless offensive foul with the ball on the other end of the court when it looks almost due
sweating so much
>got on Raptors -4.5
Oh i am laffin
>>64152694
Was on -1.5 FH. Ayyyy the sweat was real.
>>64152778
>little manlet thomas basically won our bets with his two drives into genetically superior players
when will they learn
>>64150313
lol, that's so funny. so easy to fix these e-sports matches too...good thing dota players have too much integrity so i never have to worry about that
How is everyone doing with their bets today? Let me know if you want some free doto money
>>64152754
bookies literally clueless baka
>>64149609
was he robbed or was that a legit decision? i wasn't really paying attention i was watching the dota match mostly. from what i saw it was so close, i lost a bit on llovera there.
>>64152619
>but I dont know anything about NBA so didnt take it
what kind of sensible thinking is that? You should lump on any and every sport you can, the less informed the bet is the better!
>>64152543
THIS is their week desu
>>64152974
First 2 were 50/50 and would've gave both a round. Llovera just didn't have the stamina in the 3 round to make his takedowns stick and was mainly on the back foot so a legit decision I suppose. Was a lot closer than the odds suggested it would be though
Man today was a weird day
I bet +10.5 on Hebraica Trouville. Trouville's court is right next to my workshop in college, so I could hear everything. Checked bet365 after some time and fuckers were like 23 points under. I almost start crying and do some chasing bets, Defensor winner (now losing by almost 30) and Bigua +9.5 (11 under now)
Match ended just 5 points under
I'll probably be down but today was a lesson of
>implying that losing means bad bet
Wtb on Honduras usa slags
Fucking cunts
stepped away for a while family, what happened to the celtics? Can they recover?
curry looking shook as fuck, based green and based refs keeping them afloat, thinking about hedging 4th quarter
refball
Just turned the game on, have these announcers been like this the whole time? Or are they just butthurt that the Celtics are down?
>>64153688
butthurt for most of the whole game even when celtics were tied at the 2nd quarter
>tfw following your own advice you would be up a lot
>tfw you chase for absolutely no reason and are down instead
>>64153521
they are back baby, never in doubt. On +7.5
>>64153755
now you know how dackers feels
cashed out boston 2h handi for about 75 percent of the profit, now need curry to get subbed on and goat it up like A I R
>>64153990
Here it comes.
>>64153938
God damn everything was on point except Defensor winning. All the handis I provided would've won and most of them were available at some point during those matches
>>64154035
nope, curry still shitting his pants
still can't believe okc were on a -3 when they raped jazz already and that was with gobert playing
>>64154148
bookies literally clueless with okc and cavs
expecting a 20 pt win margin
>>64154058
I'll follow your tips next time lid
Basketball is so stupid.
>>64154290
It's not a difficult sport to bet on if you know the teams though
I TOLD YOU CELTICS WOULD DO IT
>>64154402
Post slip
>>64154319
This is true
You just watch the match, see a good handi, bet and wait, because lines are way more variable than football's and depend on the match flow
It's really bad for chasing though
>>64154402
the game isn't over yet you plonker, you'll look a right mug if they come back and win
>>64154402
>2:26 to go
>basketball
top lel
>Livingston is 6'7
>Thomas is 5'9
Oh shit Luke Walton what are you doing? His go to move is to back down guard and hit a turn around and he's being guarded by a guy almost a foot shorter than him
Average of 1 punch landed per minute
>>64154541
I got money on Erokhin
feels so comfy when you are on +8.5, seeing if celtics can break the streak or not but knowing your bet is secured.
>curry overs come in
A I R
>on raptors -7.5
>they win by 7
REEEEEE
>>64154586
ayy
lmao that weak ass last second shot
24-0 is on its way
Post yfw Warriors destroy everyone's spreads in OT
>>64154814
was a sick block rather than a weak shot
>Warriors were on a +3.5 for a small moment earlier
I understand now what you guys mean about the lines changing with the flow of the game.
>>64154663
Don't celebrate just yet cause we're going into OT
;^)
>>64154871
was it? my bad, I'm watching on the 365 stream so I can't see everything clearly
is curry a nigger?
I dont understand.
How can they possibly do anything in less than a second?
>>64154872
yeah, thats why betting live really is superior. People are so reactionary with lines and over/unders, one team scores and they change by like 2 or 3.
>>64154920
>racism
>>64154920
Tears. Are you shaking?
>>64154976
>over/unders
TRIGGERED
>>64154964
call a timeout, get the ball in GSW's half and just straight away go for a long range 3.
>>64154978
>cotton picking apologism
>>64154920
More of a cornball IMO
>>64155032
Yeah they tried that and it took longer than 1 second to pull off. What's the shortest time there's ever been left and a team managed to score from a break?
>>64148164
bird
>>64148254
worm
>>64148312
bird
>>64149987
worm
>>64152227
worm
>>64153893
bird
>>64154402
bird
>>64154663
bird
OT means nothing
>it lost therefore it was a bad bet
>>64155111
>tfw bird
>>64155111
>using my gimmick to aftertime
>>64155111
b-but i anticipated the 4th quarter collapse with a hedge and warriors might still make it senpai
anyway that's 3-1 bird-worm so far from me so looking good
All the Warriors need to do is feed Livingston against Thomas. Literally all they need to do to win
>wearing number zero
literally what
>>64155206
All they need to do is score more points than the Celtics
>>64155200
forgot about that post
>>64153558
bird
>štefan airball
i want off this ride
>little manlet choking again
you know what would be really funny? if refs gave a phantom foul to warriors with 0.8 seconds left to btfo the -3.5 chance in second OT
surely that hold was a bit too long, sure drain the clock but dont have a shit attempt at net when you have 20 seconds to set up
Unders backers absolutely SEETHING
>>64155111
Look at this big strong Brit, so generous with the (you)'s. Notice me senpai
>>64155529
Given up on the -3.5 desu. Warriors just look out of it today.
Need someone to get Curry into ET timezone ASAP.
>>64155546
what shocked me was that warriors didn't go for a quick chuck to get the 2 for 1, turning off the stream now shaking too much
What does everyone need to happen to win their bets?
>>64155644
looking pretty sweaty today
>>64155644
celtics to stay within 8.5. Not shaking like some of the people ITT tbqh.
>>64155644
I need Golden State to score more points than Boston
>>64155678
>risk $65 to win $14
whats the point
>>64155644
Need the Meme Team to win by 4.
You reach you teach Bogut, especially a guard
>>64155644
Celtics to win. Backed them when they were up by 3. I was also on overs so I'm glad it went to OT.
>>64155720
felt like that game was over by the third desu
le secret bookie down for anyone else?
Thomas is the least clutch player i've ever seen
>>64155806
Fine for me.
You looking at that Aussie slags friendly?
Celtics are so fucking bad
>>64155944
yes, favoured Gold Coast pre-game but Logan is THE bet based on that rball
>Turner
Sod off.
>>64156010
My thoughts entirely but I haven't put anything down yet. Might not even bother.
Nice play by Crowder to save that
>>64155991
>1993
>>64154474
he finally got the memo
\o/
>>64156010
>>64156053
scrap that, skybet just unsuspended with Logan at 3.25.
At the very least I can hedge that elsewhere where it has already been hammered in.
>>64156139
It's been there for most of the game. Shouldn't have taken that long
>Thomas fouling when he wasn't trying to foul when he was supposed to foul
Laffin
thought spurs were ment to be a comfortable win? Sweating tbqfaphf (to be quite frank and perfectly honest family)
>>64156296
Half time m8, they will rape it home.
>>64156172
don't waste your bubblegums for a 10% ROI
>>64155729
cheers lid
>doubting the meme team
can't believe that decision went to erosa...TEARS
24 - 0
>they actually covered the spread
n-never in doubt, teras at -5.5 backers, everyone else HUP
Who /on point/ here?
>>64156402
T-thanks.
Winnings split on Packers -6.5 and Patriots -3 to be quite honest senpai. Might top up if Gronkowski gets upgraded from questionable. (Just kidding I WILL top up if that happens.)
UNREAL
>>64156567
i'd be careful with that game if i were you. new england have already secured playoffs, they're going to be on the road against a hungry texans team. even if gronk plays i doubt he'll be 100%. don't lump on like a baddie m8!
>>64156674
>cropping stake
enjoy your fiver
>bet against my countryman
>win
sick to stomach had to root against him, but muney is muney
>>64156675
they still want number 1 seed so the point about them securing playoffs is irrelevant
>>64156675
>What is home-field advantage
Thanks for the advice lid. Topping up as we speak. Belichick will enjoy teabagging O'Brien.
How is the sri lanka vs new zealand cricket match looking? The odds for new zealand have decreased but is it ending today or tomorrow? If it ends tomorrow, will it end before UFC 194?
usa slags surreal, what an end to the night, might actually stay for those aus/nz games coming up
>>64156765
Just had another son a week ago. Gotta think of the future tb h
>the bitter brit is still here
>Still salty as well
Euan has had a wild night out.
One of his mates got in a fight, he got off with 2 fit girls but couldnt get either back to his flat. Then when he got in he threw up in the sink, absolute madman. He will regret that tomorrow.
Playing some fifa with his mates now before bed. Cheers.
>bet365 has logan @ 3.40
>WH has logan @ 2.15
ebin
>>64156910
>wanted to re-back usa slags o6.5 as 365 had it suspended, and in the 92nd minute mara were offering 2.7 coupled with suspicious swerves with a couple minutes to go and it looked fishy
>they score in the 96th
done it all wrong lads
>tfw there is probably some WORLD arb opportunity right now but too tired to calculate it
How effective if arb betting?
on melbourne victory slags -0.25 at @2.03 wsw slags had a tough trip and home side are a better team than their results show, will probably re-back if they're level or down at HT with dece rball because of F A T I G U E
>>64157217
>you will never arb because you only have access to one bookie
>>64157377
Extremely but doing it refularly you'll need a big roll to start with, make small profits and get limited quickly. Ultimately not worth doing regularly but just when golden opportunities pop up to make a ton off an arb which is fairly rare.
Wow last minute usa goal fucked me bad.
>>64157039
Nope. Euan has actually been really ill tonight. His 'big Friday night bonanza' fell apart. He's actually been sitting in his student flat drinking calpol. He's not even able to shitpost as anon atm.
KD clutch as fuck hitting the spread on point
if melbourne slags stay above 65 possession in the first then i wont be able to physically resist a re-back, WSW can't last long chasing the ball
>>64157500
looked fishy, must have been a little menstruation situation for the ref to give 6 minutes added time with no cards and up by 6
LOGAN
O
G
A
N
>tfw feeling like a J U D G E and hitting all hedges lately
melbourne slags looked shaky later in the 2nd, going to wait a good while to see if they pick themselves up and/or fatigue kicks in, might just stay away altogether
on nojima 3.4 on bwin, they need a win to go through provided away goals matter in l1 japanese women's league which i have no idea to be honest with you, rball is in nicely in their favor
>noone awake when it's a wonderful time to be UAC off obscure games
gotta stay sharp to discuss those PL accies around noon eh lids
>>64159169
whats the bet buddy?
warriors won 2bh
>>64159187
i'm on a lot of shit buddy but might be too late, not sure if there's value in werstern pride overs anymore, canberra slags dominant but an injury just happened along with a couple chances for adelaide
didn't just wanna post everything i bet since the thread was dead, kind of wanted to mock the overs line in the friendly in a post but didn't sadly
Doesn't lose
>>64159633
Mirin those navy helmets for tomorrow though
who /weidman/ here
who /aldo/ here
goals raining left and right and i can only bask in the moment, motionless as rays of sun softly touch my skin
>>64159826
>he doesn't want to see MemeGregor win and yell crazy shit in Dana's face
>>64160294
cant see him beating aldo 2bh, even though connor winning would be funner from a neutral fans perspective.
>Logan playing Gold Coast again
Really?
>>64160330
yes lid, was reserves and slags before
already HUP from both matches, need to profit off this one somehow for a personal achievement
Daily reminder that sports betting is NOT profitable.
Stop trying and spend your money wisely. Gambling is the poor mans tax.
>>64160466
le bet on the Warriors man
>>64160466
stop trying to shill this hard 365, it's not my fault your traders can't set the over line for aussie friendlies properly, you better get over it if you catch my drift
>>64160548
>all canadian posters are the same
excuse me?
Can you guys bet on Hong Kong sport?
>tfw out drinking with the lads and checking in on the gs banter when I get in
Pretty comfy lads. Strong day for amerishrewds
>>64160913
yes, i'm on kitchee -1, not much on because there's not much on atm, how much did i screw up?
>>64160913
yes
show more?
>>64161001
Is it good to bet on?
>>64160959
I think they should win. Maybe 1 or 2 goals in the game
Brisbane starting to get alot of possesion and dangerous attacks against wellington, draw, double chance brisbane or brisbabe +1 is shrewd desu
logan absolutely surreal, put in one more large on o3 after getting on o3.5 and the goal bet was literally nanoseconds from not getting accepted before the 2nd goal hit
Brisbane sucks dick
>>64161211
ill be very surprised if they dont score at least once.
>>64161211
told you
Thank you based Brisbane!
>>64161183
hope some of you shrewdies got on, easy money tbqh
>>64161359
yep, got on o2, this is like the 6th individual over bet i hit on down under matches in the last 5 hours lel, cookies blueless
>>64161011
you forgot your trip
>>64161377
Nice run man, A-league is a bit of a crapshoot at times. Prestaking is really hard, but live betting seems pretty profitable
3 BLADES
3 MATCHES
3 WINNING BETS
L O G A N
O
G
A
N
>>64160323
lol you lads, i absolutely love the way you juice up that mcgregoat odd for me. i honestly have to thank you
>>64161011
/freemoney/ is that you?
Is NEC -0.25 the mainstream special of the day?
Is it even possible for this to lose?
targiu miures women might be a train, -3.75 pre-game looked good enough
>>64161722
who the fuck is free money. did he have dank bets like me?
>>64161858
yes, and those dank bets led him to a wonderful peaceful place, hope you follow his path m8 :-)
targu gonna win by 7 atleast tbqh
>3-0, 50 DAs, 10 corners
>25 minutes in
too easy lads
anyone betting on this melbourne vs western syd game? Both teams looking like scoring.
>>64161842
Wolfsburg is going to fugg up m8
>Race 5 Cranbourne 21:15
>3. Forever Alone
;_;
>>64161449
where do you /bet/? do you have foxtel or do you just pop into a bar? i'd like to bet on >a league but no foxtel
Man City -0.5
Man Utd +0.5
@ 1.755
Wins
>/bet/ goes to their work's Christmas do
down and EXTREMELY concerned, punching walls atm, victim to my own shrewdness
>first 25 minutes look absolutely world
>proceed to score 1 from 14 shots on goal after
>unironically 10 corners in first 25, 1 in the rest of the match
literally teary eyed, a misogynist was born today
>>64162399
>browsing a sub for bitter limp wristed students
what's your roll child?
Am I the swede with the big role?
>>64162432
>knowing it's a sub for bitter limp wristed students
Begone child
>>64162432
Insane sums
>>64162399
>>64162432
>>64162466
>knowing what a sub is
>>>/reddit/
>>64162399
I did laugh at this
>>64162403
Fell victim to the Classic 2nd half drought. Been there friend.
Phichit in thailand div 1 will win against their opponents with nothing to play for, last round of the league and they have to win to stand a chance to not be relegated. Corruption.
>golden state line was -5.5
>took -4.5 alternative handicap
>>64162403
>le score loads of goals early then do nothing for the rest of the match meme
worst meme in football tbqh
>>64162527
draw in Pattaya United and Sukhothai also worth a look. draw works for both teams
Is Deportivo plagued with a lot of key injuries or something? I know Barcelona should win, but that +3 line seems a bit much t b h
>>64162554
what price and where?
>>64162557
Sportsbet (Au bookie), 2.00
>>64162531
you just reminded me that this happened to me last night. I was originally going to go for raptors -5.5 instead but got too greedy
>>64162563
that price is for +3 EH not +3 AH friendo. the AH line is 2.75 and priced correctly.
>>64162569
Ouch, got a couple of my lines fucked over by a 3 from the opposition and a bullshit free throw before
Shaking.
Is everyone on Everton DnB again?
>>64162539
yeah, hate it when you go large on something that almost wins very early on and the fact that your large is almost due makes you lump more on
done some ruthlessly rational chasing so it's not so bad now, but damn, night was absolutely WORLD up untill then and it sucked the life out of me for a few minutes atleast
Up a cunt on this a league BTTS
S-someone please join me in watching and betting on indoor soccer
>>64161011
sometimes i wish i still was obsessed with League just so that i could profit from it whilst watching LCS religiously
>>64162781
Post tips and I just might
Hong Kong FC should win today guys
>tfw just want to pick an Irish lower league with a team near where I live so I can learn the ins and outs, find misprices and post them here, attending games and giving updates in /bet/
>tfw not motivated enough and not enough free time at the moment
Maybe over Christmas
>>64162799
>implying you're actually in Hong Kong
>>64162399
was +ev la
Torino U19 -0.75
>>64162781
>Betting on a bunch of kids kicking it about in a parking lot
Too degenerate even for me.
wtb then lads
>>64162893
Why are you called Nestle?
>>64162888
Odds went way down in the last 10 minutes. I wonder if Mackers is on it or something
>le bring a game inplay and never unsuspend it face
got absolutely BLACKED tbqh senpaitachi, also was on +0.25 from 0-1 that didn't fit on the pic, utter utter
>>64163069
>deleting a post after fogetting the pic
>forgetting it again after
the state of me
>tfw onto a worldie
>>64162999
Yeah, I got on @2.2. Didn't look at AH odds after that but the SW dropped from 3.x to being level with Sampdoria's odds even thought it was still 0-1.
anyway HUUUP
man utd, peace and co, robertstown trixie
what country is this Mackers game in???
>>64163345
Yep. Got on at 2.1 myself. 1.425 10 minutes later after no goals
>>64163392
Tabao de Serra U20 +0.75. Brazil U20 Cup.
>>64163392
Brazil u20 cup
Bournemouth - united unders @1.73
>>64163407
Seems alright with the way Manchester Borenited have been playing, but mememouth tend to play pretty open, Utd SW or DnB is the bet for that match t b h
>>64163400
>>64163402
why can't I find it on 365, am I a retard
found the Brazil u20 Cup - 80 mins play, but no Tabao de Serra for some reason
>>64163466
If you're on a pc you might have to checkmark the game under more soccer. Value is gone now though.
>>64163394
Mackers lurking /bet/
>tfw she stops replying
Imagine trying to trade indoor soccer.
The average amount of goals is about 4 per game for these set of teams so with 5 mins to play you set the line at 6.5 and think you have done a good job.
It's hard to tip because it's mostly in-play stuff that's changing quick as games are only 10 mins long so the odds move so quickly.
>>64163506
Chuck her a cheeky >pls respond ;)
She'll be gushing m8
>>64163506
>Not giving her the opportunity to get broken in by chad during the weekend before responding to the degenerate gambler on Tuesday.
>>64163490
idk how to do that desu, can't figure out the bet365 interface at all
I hope that all of you that managed to get on the value make some money from it, though. Good luck guys
>>64163560
Like this m8.
They're 1-0 up now and the value was gone before that anyway, but you know for next time
>>64163506
>tfw she doesn't reply for days but when you take longer than an hour to reply she gets annoyed
Everton norwwich under 2.5 is at 1.8. Worth it?
everton backers trembling
>>64163664
Anyone that's stupid enough to bet on Everton SW away from home deserves to lose their money tbqh
Good morning, lads.
wtb?
>>64163679
How much are you trembling lid?
>>64163712
Javier Hernandez to score anytime
>>64163720
Not at all. Only bets I made on the game were BTTS and Lukaku to score anytime
>>64163737
Convenient
>>64163712
Suarez 2 or more @2.25
>>64163627
thanks for spoonfeeding me. I didn't have that screen, but I found it anyway at the bottom of my in-play page
glad all of you are up even though I missed out on it, mackers surreal once again
Should I cash out Notts County to be relegated?
>>64163774
yes
>>64163813
>cropping stake
zzzzzz enjoy your fiver
>>64163725
>>64163756
Sounds good to me, thanks.
>>64163822
Will do thanks
>>64163774
No, they are announcing administration after todays game.
wtb in english lower leagues
>>64163869
both teams to score in luton v northampton
>>64163869
Notts County to be relegated
>>64163869
Nantwich in the FA Trophy
knocked a bottle over and spilled roughly a pint of milk behind my radiator lads. Fuming
>>64163530
cannot spake, actually managed to be down from these games, overstaked in the final match
>>64163885
>taking milk more than a metre or 2 away from the fridge
for what purpose
Alright, alright, alright... Let's do it, lads.
>>64163499
wtb?
>>64163888
I am up but also lost on the final match. Dunno what happened there.
365 suspended the one absolute BET too long though and Nenzing scored before they priced it up. Was pretty mad.
Hi. I'm new to betting and I just signed up to matchbook.com and it has a risk free welcome bet. But in the T&C it says this:
>Bonus Funds can only be withdrawn after the amount of those Bonus Funds has been rolled over at least five (5) times on Matchbook’s betting exchange. For roll over purposes, risk is calculated on the basis of the lesser of the stake or potential win amount. For example, if you are awarded Bonus Funds of £20 and win £5 using those Bonus Funds, you will be deemed to have rolled over only £5. You must therefore roll over an additional £15 in order to complete one (1) roll over. You must then roll over £20 a further four (4) times in order to have risked a total of £100, thereby entitling you to withdraw the Bonus Funds. Any request by a customer to withdraw Bonus Funds will not be processed unless and until the Bonus Funds credited to that customer’s account have been rolled over in accordance with these promotional terms and conditions.
Does this mean if I win €20 I don't actually get €20?
Could Lukaku beat Vardy's record? He's now on 7 consecutive games
>>64163928
i hope so
>>64163936
>not liking Vardy
hope you get banged m8
>>64163928
He's only on 6 consecutive league games though, the goal against Middlesborough in the cup doesn't count
Eyes on Ajax u19, lads.
5 goals in 38 minutes.
>>64163901
to pour on cereal
my table is placed right next to the radiator so I can be comfy on cold days. I accidentally knocked t he bottle over while rotating my box of Shreddies and it went right behind the radiator. I'm cleaning it thoroughly now, if I miss a bit its going to stink tomorrow.
First I miss the mackers, now this happens. It's going to be a bad day lids
>>64163928
Skybet are offering odds of 20/1 for him to come 1 game short, 50/1 for him to equal the record and 100/1 to break it. Tempted to go small on each
>>64163966
>eating cereal
are you 12?
>tfw she replied
:)
Anyone else fallen for the 11/1 SkyBet promotion?
I have no IDEA how the bookies price these games up before anything has been played.
>>64163989
I eat porridge nearly every day with peanut butter, but didn't feel like hot food
and yes :^)
Is the new Zealand match almost over
>>64164068
Slice a banana in there mang, that's the good stuff
>>64164287
I use a lot of fruit too, yes. Peanut butter and banana works amazing for some reason
cleaned most of the spillage up, hope it doesn't stink too bad
Are those indoor matches good for over in goals?
Floriana ends 3-1
>Stoke @3
wow
>tfw you find that one match that your local bookie has slept on completely and you get 0.5 more than anywhere else
>>64164355
It is too random unless you think the line is stupidly low or high.
The bookies seem to have some pre-tournament prices I dont know where from but mutuals form within the tournament can suggest these are wrong and result in value after a few games have been played.
>>64164438
ends in a draw 2bh
>>64164438
DNB is the bet
It's all about Boston vs Florida o5 and Montreal ML
Hull -1
>>64164549
>Maple coming back just as I'm preparing to pull the trigger on my Canada filter
Come on man
>>64164549
>backing a ML after 4 straight losses
>Habs big boys literally nowhere to be found
>tokarski
Is this a meme?
>>64164628
Tis but a quick visit
imagine stealing tips from this guy and passing them as your own
Anderlecht Women II do not lose this match zzzzzzzzz -0.25 a gift, too easy
>>64162799
HAHAHA utter fucking tears if you weren't on
>>64164714
>impersonating me
zzzzzz
>>64164731
it was a fix apparently
>>64164733
Please have sex, a slug like you could never give a decent tip.
>>64164714
>>64164733
>impersonating ME
zzzzzzzz
11111111111111111
Too easy zzzzz
BT does it again
>>64159633
This you mate? https://twitter.com/JamesJohnRees
>Bayern getting outplayed at home by Ingolstadt
>>64164900
delete this
>>64164581
111111111
>>64164915
Stop posting this utter melt.
>haha im a miserable disillusioned middle aged man who makes fun of teens because mine were so shit because im a fat cunt
>>64163877
won already
>>64164964
>Head football trader at Coral
>Melt
Pick one Mr pro gambler
Should I take Milwaukee +9 at home against Golden State with 2 injured starters, on a back to back after playing double OT last night at Boston?
>>64164964
Bitter slug detected
>>64164996
Note: Golden State has the injured starters, and played the double OT last night.
>>64164996
Thompson is back for this game, and Milwaukee played last night and Thursday too
Daft really, huge money for Robertstown but never expected Fouburg to react like that
>>64165067
damn, Vegas lines said he was still questionable.
It's a wrap if Klay plays though
PGA SLUGS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BASED NICK
Such a JUDGE
>>64165195
why did you go back through a year and a half of tweets to find that
UP UNREAL
22222222222222
BT surreal
>>64165477
>>64165478
where was this tip? Does BT post elsewhere? Haven't seen him since B h u t a n
>>64164694
who is this
>>64165546
SP forced him away so now he tips slag games as anon
>>64165546
I'm not BT but I'll let the hype grow desu :^)
>>64165607
>This faker
Yeah that was me.
>>64165664
Wrong trip zzzzzzz
>>64165664
:^)
>>64165677
>memorising a tripcode
autism zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
State of my head right now lids
McGregor is now the underdog, you had your chance to get on Aldo
>>64165970
It's unreal how the odds for this fight have moved. He became the underdog after the weigh ins cause he looked like a zombie.
>>64165970
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see Aldo as the underdog and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little live commentary, get real excited when Aldo has more punches after 3 minutes so you put your whole weekly wage on and come the end of the fight, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
heads gone, bankrolled a corner bet because I thought 365 had the stats wrong, even checked bbc and another site but it turns out 365 was right
>>64166071
Whoever wrote this should be a motivational speaker desu.
I guess being a betting god pays more though.
>>64164754
zzzzzzzzz
>>64166149
365 are world leaders
They are always right.
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>64166217
now I know lid
Need Shrewsbury goal like A I R
Who /Army/ here?
>>64166755
yes lid
BARCA
>>64165970
LOL there are people ITT who actually think aldo will win tonight.
<-------MFW
>>64166850
oops, fucked up my trip, it's really me though guys!
Need one more Crystal Palace corner like AIR
Need stenhousemuir goal like air
>>64161842
>1/4 backing heavy favourites
Top jej
>>64166830
Fantastic strike tbf
City backers saved
>danny robinson calling out lux for his aftertiming
good lad
>Notts County 95th minute winner
administrations off the cards lids
>tfw followed the heavy favorite accumulator from earlier in the thread
>didn't fall for the Wolfsburg meme
>sweating through Bayern match but lewandowski pulls through
>city and Barcelona are both 1-0
>suddenly barca and city give up goals
JUST
So is a draw THE bet in Bournemouth/Man U?
so chase with utd at 2.50? if barca didn't choke i would've got my money back ffs
>>64167364
those footy favorites...gotta love em! if you're going to do an accy why not at least try to win?
Up so much from this
>>64167387
ManU to score O1.5 @2.50 the bet my maple friend.
>>64167405
>manchester united football club are 2.5 against fucking bournemouth
what a world we live in
Lads help
>>64167405
>>64167453
>no Darmian, Smalling, Schweinsteiger or Rooney
>Fellaini starting
>Bournemouth in decent form last few games
>United in poor goalscoring form this season
>>64167505
cash out cartoon lid
>>64167549
Please have sex. This Bournemouth meme has gone too far, Man U DNB is a mainstream special.
Literal tears if you're not as shrewd as me
>>64167438
>Man U
>to score over 1.5
Here's your (you)
>>64167453
Welcome to goff who is currently in the thread
>>64167549
Literally only one of those is a good player, Darmian must be the most average full-back I have ever seen and pigclimber is no better than what's out there either
>>64167601
Depay goes HAM today lid.
>>64167606
>Schweinsteiger isn't better than Fellaini
here's your (You)
>>64167453
have you seen the united line up? genuinely looks like a mid table team
>>64167699
Schweinsteiger hasn't played well anyway, so it doesn't matter
lads, lads, lads. Let's try to win some money on dota shall we?
bankroll borunemouth 2-1
Bournemouth @ 3.45 on mara is literally mainstream value
Stop betting this faggy soccer shit.
Sports betting is never profitable. It is for entertainment purposes only.
>>64167977
Fuck off cunt
>>64167977
tears
>>64167977
fuck off with your shitty nfl parlay.
So many penny punting slugs in here who think just because they can make money from bubblegum bookies that they are elite gamblers.
>>64168070
Back to reddit with you. Sorry to hurt your feelings, but betting is not profitable. If it were profitable, bookies would be out of business.
It is only for fun. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
>>64168448
Clueless or just trolling
United+1 fh is a special
>>64168448
>Back to reddit with you.
>>64168497
Nope, gambling is a mental disease. You win 500 but you spent 750. The net result? -250.
You have to get a grip on reality. If betting were profitable, bookies would be out of business.
how many shrewd or witty canadians are here ? considering filtering mainly due to metaknight's dedicated anon shitposting taking too much space on the screen
nothing personal lads i got relatives in the 6
>>64168681
One of the most important skills of being a bookmaker is identifying bad business and closing accounts/restricting.
>>64168883
Please, Nick
not sure what's going on, but there are a lot of candian shit posters out in full force it appears. toss it in to the filter lads, i'll use my proxy don't worry.
>>64169044
Did I expose your bullshit? Get a life and a job and stop thinking you can make money gambling.
If anyone could provide proof that they are profitable, I will eat my words. But that won't happen.
>traders still haven't priced these Euros games
zzz
>Yoonited
shaking
>Russia, Wales, Slovakia
EASY
Price all 3 of England's group games. GO!
>>64169371
Tonight begins my top up train on England, one month's rent every week until the game vs Wales
>>64169681
1.7 vs. Slovakia
2.0 vs. Wales
2.1 vs. Russia (bookies will overrate Russia)
>>64169681
easy wins, never above 2
>>64169732
>2 vs wales
Pmsl please be my bespoke bookie
>>64169759
Sure.
Max bet is the last 3 digits of this post.
>>64169732
would love a big lay with you
>>64169681
1.43 v Slovakia
1.35 v Wales
1.80 v Russia
>>64169732
Sheep shagger detected
>>64169759
>>64169825
what would you price them at then lads?
>>64169868
lel, England won't be below 1.6 for any of them.
>>64169898
Should be desu. Can see them be around 2.3 v Russia though. Would be a fat medium.
>>64169898
They will be when the patriotic mongs back them in
>tfw all that value on uruguay and italy at the world cup come kick off
>>64169880
1.57, you're talking about a team that couldn't beat Bosnia or Wales, barely beat Cyprus and Andorra and lucked a win vs Belgium. Wales are the ultimate meme team and couldn't even beat the likes of Finland and Macedonia 2 years ago with almost the same team as they had this campaign.
>>64169875
Foreshit fan detected
>>64169979
will be just below evens for Russia, ~1.7 for Wales and Slovakia
>>64170049
They are only remotely good because of Bale. Never seen a team be carried so hard.
>muh fifa rankings
Pmsl at part time penny punting weekend warriors thinking they know odds. Please go have sex, all of you.
Mara have England @ 2.14 against Russia lids
>>64170112
Who are you referring to?
>>64170150
smacked Poland and France in a double
Price all of Ireland's group games. GO!
;_;
>>64170275
3.4 vs. Portugal
3 vs. Austria
2.3 vs. Hungary
>>64170275
Which Ireland?
>>64170275
which one?
>>64169272
lol awwwww tears buddy! don't worry, keep living in your little nutshell fantasy world where it's impossible to profit from gambling. see you bright and early monday morning for work! Oh wait no I won't, i'm not a wageslave! LOL
>>64170339
The not good one.
Sorry that didn't help.
The angry one.
Sorry let me try again.
The drunk one.
Hmmmm.
The irrelevant one?
I give up.
>>64170275
>>64170325
>>64170339
>>64170353
Republic. Same as my flag
Group A France, Switzerland.
Group B England, Wales.
Group C Germany, Poland.
Group D Spain, Czech Republic.
Group E Italy, Belgium.
Group F Austria, Portugal.
Top 2 in each group. 3rd place is all based on GD and shit so fuck that.
>>64170357
>he spends his 600 dollars a month from welfare on gambling.
Great life, buddy. Suicide will be great for you. I hope you win today so you can have some food on the table instead of paying bookies.
bournemouth over 1.5 goals @2.25 is a gift. muts defence is shit
>>64170475
Clueless. Please have sex.
>>64170475
Did you also predict Costa Rica making it out of the group in the World Cup shrewdie?
>>64170518
Which one is wrong then?
>>64170513
No it isnt.
The Bournemouth goal was a meme and they wont score again.
>>64170492
How much did you earn last month m8? Remember to take off taxes pmsl.
>>64170492
you've entered a battle of wits unarmed. LOL
you're out of your league here junior, run along now
>>64170675
Got you beat by £600 liddo
>>64170607
>goal was a meme
>>64170748
did you see it?
Can't remember a 2nd tier Spanish women's game ever being priced up right
>>64170675
>Inspect element
Loser
>>64170682
0/10. Consider suicide.
>Barca drew
How many beady little eyes were full of tears after this?
>>64170756
No I'm saying that is a ludicrous description/justification.
If you want to say they were lucky or fortunate to score then fair enough but describing the goal as "a meme" is fucking retarded.
>>64170829
zzzzzzzz go back to reddit with your shit.
>>64170864
such a meme response. top memeing. heres to more memes tonight but hope I don't get memed too much in some of these meme games.
Martial next goal is one of those mythical mainstream specials.
>>64170785
Son Sardina by the way
Son Sardina (W) -0.75 lids
i really like this euro group. nice how both historically good team in our group got a meme team pairing that they used to c u c k in the past
getting 4 point out of russia and wales also isn't too long of a shot for us t b h, that is if we can meme it up again come summertime
can't wait lads :>)
>>64170999
You're going to get blown the fuck out lad.
Someone fuckin score gonna cash out b4 i pass out
>>64171027
Pmsl back to Tesco tomorrow, shelf stacking boy.
CALIJAH
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>>64170607
everyone quickly reply to this post
192 co
Stick for 765 or pussy out?
>>64170607
Was that a meme goal too?
>>64171159
Dont cash out you fucking penny punter.
The SWEAT pouring off Calijah right now.
>>64171018
but škrťľ is a tactical mastermind who has been studying the english defense for decades, no way you score more than one unless he decides to give you a generous own goal
>>64171195
Pretty much. Did you see it?
Reminder that Calijah got back with his cheating ex and is a massive C U C K
>>64170938
Cheers BT
>>64171241
How do you know all this gossip?
>>64167505
Lads lads lads. What if this comes through?
>>64171291
I'm in his shelf stacking class at Confetti Institute
>>64171300
It wont.
United will score.
Then it will end 3-2 to either team. Calijah will SEETHE.
>>64171333
Fuck of ya brown twat
>>64171291
I'm his friend with the JUST haircut
>>64171356
Did you really get back with a girl who heated on you?
Can you taste his cum on her pussy?
>>64171291
I'm his shift supervisor at Tesco
skedge looking like a buffet, don't know what to check out first
has the indoor footy been profitable for you lids? i assume overs is the most common bet? haven't been paying much attention
Might cash out in a min
I bet Eddie Howe has a really pink bellend tbqh
>>64171531
>>64171531
Why? You wouldnt have made the bet if the odds were that low.
Are you thick? Alright yeah you are but trust me. A United goal is coming. I KNOW the premier league.
JUST
>>64167505
THIS GUY IS SHAKING LOL
>get on a basketball +
>looking world throughout a game
>choke a 10+ lead in 4th for OT
>spread loses by 1 point in the OT
this happens too often
>>64171673
Looks like a good fuck desu, prob let you do anything.
>>64171715
Cause basketball is correctly priced and rigged most times.
>Hernandez hattrick
BT SURREAL
>>64171673
that's mackers in his new wig
C A L I J A H
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>>64171826
fucking LOL
>>64171826
o i am laffin
>>64171769
funny thing is i followed a tip which took the +5.5 and would have won
disagree with you on that though, there's plenty of misprices in euro and south america basketball, half the matches end up with lines at tip-off several points off the opening ones or a moderate underdog turning into a favourite once people start figuring out the misprice
Cashed out at 135, stuck 25 on the draw @5.5
>>64171981
This is why you will never rise above minimum wage
Worried about Euan desu
WTB??
>>64172061
Euan is in hong kong
>>64172092
How do you know?
Turn off the lights and hold a candle up to your laptop screen and say 'Euan, Euan, Euan' and he appears in /bet/
1. Go on live betting in the Golden State game
2. Wait for them to bench Curry in the 4th for 6-8 minutes.
3. The other team will come back and take the lead.
4. Bet GS when odds are over 2.00
The easiest money you will ever make.
>>64172183
The HK shitposting
>>64172034
>>64171981
credit him with the win. he multiplied his 5 x 20. well played m8 please post more tips so i can tail these dank accy's
>>64172254
I usually just shout out asking "who wants half a coke?"
Calijah so shrewd
Night out with winnnings #standard
>>64172390
Absolute lad. Would love to have a night out with you and Euan, trembling at the thought of all the banter.
>>64171555
You stupid fuck.
>He still thinks sports betting is profitable
Try suicide. You don't know shit.
anyone betting on the indoor footie starting now? i have no idea what i'm doing honestly
>>64172652
Get on the unders lid
Army Navy in 30 mins SHAKING
>>64172518
How much you down today lad?
Just got a text from Euan, supposedly he was out clubbing last night, throwing some shapes, trying to make it 9+ and BT turned up in his yellow t-shirt and really tested Euans chin. He spent the whole day in A&E. Hope you're ok Euan... Chin up mate x
>>64167938
Post slip
>>64172737
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
did nothing today but walk a blind man to his bus-stop
>>64172518
stop making canadians look bad you dumb shit. i only won $100 off the first dota match and now you're shitposting is making me even more annoyed. Fuck off back to saskatoon or whatever shit hole you're from.
>>64172873
That's really kind of you desu mate. Good man.
>>64172721
I don't bet like a degenerate like you guys.
You bet irrelevant sports like soccer and women sports.
>>64172699
I hope you're as ready for utter disappointment as I am
>>64172673
went small on u4.5 after 3rd in the knoblauch game, minute and half of nothing then 2 goals in 20 seconds lel
it's quite intense though
>inb4 anon was rusing and everyone was on overs on the matches before
>>64172920
yet you're sat shitposting in a betting general on 4chan
loser
>>64172920
>you bet on irrelevant sports like womens sports
Best be checking that privilege m8
>>64172920
PLEASE have sex.
>>64172961
>Losing money everyday while thinking I'm up because I won 100 but spent 400
OR
>TRUTH posting and getting gambling addicted losers mad for exposing their idiocy.
If anyone has proof of profit, I will kill myself.
>>64173107
Can we give Canada back to Britain?
>>64173107
what is acceptable proof?
>>64173267
Something that you can't photoshop/inspect element
Bookies are in it to make money. It's literally impossible to make a profit. You will lose in the long run.
Now back to reddit.
>>64173332
Do you think Russia is still interested?
beschling u1.5 was so sweaty gk was on his ass like 3 times in the last 3 minutes and made 2 leg saves and one lucky miss there lel
>>64173462
What could I possibly post that you couldn't accuse me of photoshopping / inspect element?
Secondly, explain to me why it is impossible. I must be doing something wrong because I literally cannot stop making money.
