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Filipino college football editionThank you based Skender for the fix subeditionP


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Filipino college football edition
Thank you based Skender for the fix subedition

Previous thread >>64109941

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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you forgot the subject m8
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>>64128219
fug
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>>64127780
3 of the 4 losses for the vikings this season have been by 17 points or more, now i wouldnt bet the cards at -10 either but im not trusting that flag on this sport
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So is this a college football thread or not?
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>no subject
>not Skender OP image

You done goofed, friend
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>>64128262
tears
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dismal draft for Digital Chaos, DO NOT BET ON THEM
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The only bet on tonight's NFL is Over 46 total points
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>>64128270
>Not looking forward to filipino football just as much as you enjoyed the Skender fix
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Had a long hard look at myself and come to the conclusion I might have to sit out the rest of DACember. Dire month.
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>>64128229
Genuinely upset with you what the fuck is your problem
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>>64128219

*laughs*

Brazil?
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>>64128294
>carried nowhere

yeah enjoy
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>>64128311
My autism isn't high enough.
This never would've happened if I'd just left it to the shitposting anon.
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>>64128294
I was only here for the first games, then missed the rest because I had uni to go to. Where carries them? I see some on Betfair and Mara but those arent ideal
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>>64128270

>can only profit from fixes

zzzz Ross will end your career one day
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could have been a huehoop J U D G E if caixas didn't score 4(four) points up untill the last minute in the 4th, utter utter
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>>64128336
I bet I can find 3 or 4 bookies carrying come kick off

>>64128339
betfair, mara fonbet,, uni sometimes, skybet sometimes, 10bet sometimes,
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Spoonfeed me pls.
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delete this
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>>64128352
I can spot Ross from a mile off, lid

>>64128364
>no liquidity, £10 limits, no account, no account, fair enough, will pull after 5 min
Cant be helped I guess. Betfred or Boyle?
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>>64128339
You gonna be about for them tonight lid. Been bretty profitable so far.
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I M P O R T A N T

Rank these in order of shrewdness;

Mackers
Rossy
Peter Webb
MetaKnight
Euan
Tom Newnes
Caan Berry
Will Wilde
J West
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who /argieslags/ here?

Not betting on them, just unbelievably attractive women.
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>>64128395
>Betfred or Boyle?
honestly never checked them but really wouldn't surprise me if they did.
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>>64128414
Peter Webb
Caan Berry
J West
Rossy boy
Mackers
Euan
Tom Newnes
Metaknight
WIll wilde
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>>64128414
shrewdenss rankings:
1. metaKnight
POWER GAP
.
.
999. everyone else LOL
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>>64128414
>caan berry

literally whom
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>>64128395
>no bubblegum accounts
>can't beat asia

so what do you do?
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>>64128421

but none of those are attractive except 3rd from right
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>>64128421
#5 Made loading that 2MB PNG on my 3rd world connection worth it.
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>>64128360
forgot slip

365 STILL have the trinidad + on a 1.95 along with 1xbet while other bookies all 1.76 or less shaking, what do they know, what are they thinking right now?
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>>64128490
Wasn't the best pic in fairness tbqh. Was rushing to get one so couldn't be picky.
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>>64128495

Got anything on Vikes @ Cards tonight mate?
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based catolica
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Anyone here know a thing or two about Biblatex?
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>>64128490

Its what the vast majority of girls look like without make-up. I'm sure most of them scrub up well
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re-backing tolima, been pressuring for the last 15 minutes junior barely got out of their own half
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>>64128479
Bit of a poor mans peter webb, pro trader with his own software.
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-.5 cardinals first quarter and -7 fh imo
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>>64128364
What is the bet?
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>>64128534
Nope. Vikings defense is banged up other wise I would have taken the Cards u28.5 points. Might get on the spread if the Vikings somehow score first and manage to drop it a bit.
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Cardinals have scored in all but 4 quarters all season. They scored in 3 in each game against the Steelers, Lions, Seahawks and Bengals. In all 4 games, they didn't score in the first quarter.

I'm gonna take the Cardinals to score in every quarter @2.5

If I can get on in play (I'm not sure if it's offered) and they score in the first quarter, then I'll probably reback.

Also taking Over 46 total match points.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjFzUVCQ1vM

thread song
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>>64128887
underrated post
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>universidad catolica backers

pmsl
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>>64129029

Imagine.. beady eyes.. worldie.. etc.
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What is the NBA D-League and why does no one bet on it?
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>>64129082
development league, kind of like an academy except it rarely produces NBA quality players, most players drafted start on the bench for the first team.
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>>64129029
>universidad catolica non-hedgers

smhliwo(shaking my head lids it was obvious)
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>>64128796
dumb brit question: for american football betting a "score" includes field goals yeah? its not just touchdowns?
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>>64129149
>forgetting the slip again
what a silly man i am

anyone on the clips tonight? they're on my mental blacklist but considering the current state of both teams @1.88 seems +ev
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>>64129150
Correct.
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>>64129150
Yes. Everything. Safety for 2, field goal for 3 and TD for 6
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>New Zealand drift

scared lads
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>>64129205
I want to but something tels me they will collapse at some point and the bulls play great defense
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So what is everyone here studying in college because they've realised a career in betting isn't sustainable in the long term?
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>>64129359
it is sustainable if you are following metaKnight's tips
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>>64129359
Engineering. Won't get any more specific than that, in case the other Danish anons want to track me and down steal my roll.
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>>64128057
He's just lost on Sport Boys +0.5 FH
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>>64129390
>metaknight's first shrewd tip that i didn't get on will spawn waves of shitposting
oh boy
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>>64129457
>betting against the strongest

foolish
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>>64129457
>tfw I followed that 'tip'
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>>64129516
>following mackers main group bets

seriously, it is genuinely -ev long term.
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>>64128460
Here's your (you)
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>>64129556
>>64129516
was watching the stream a bit since im on overs and sport boys should have definitely scored 1 atleast, it's just that curse of the mack is too powerful
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>>64129556

Can someone start leaking the non-admin bets too but for the purpose of laying.
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>>64129606
I do post a lot, look out for my trip.
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>>64129556
I definitely agree now, it's when I see him putting a few k on it gives me an unwarranted sense of confidence in his tip
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>>64129710
i pretty much just follow matt howard/tom spiers
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>>64129855

need howardleaks like AIR
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So lads, when do these money trains yousually kick off?
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>>64129996
you tell us
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>>64129996
Typically they've always been late by about 25 mins or so
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>>64129996
Always much later than scheduledd. Only country as bad as America for kick off times.
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absolutely desperate for a tolima goal for le hedge, they've been baiting my bets so hard

>long period of dominance in the 1st half
>absolutely woeful second and when they start picking it up they concede
>absolute barrage of shots and DAs after they concede
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That + is massive with very little justification
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>-7.5

Welp time to watch the NFL it is.
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>>64130300
Only that big because Lyceum only lost 1-0 to San Beda though but they were dominated all game and a miracle they only lost 1-0. I do think they'll win but the + is a large imo.
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>>64130286
prolly cause Lyceum Vs San Breda was 0-1 and San Breda Vs Mapua was 17-0
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>>64130344
Exactly but the 1-0 scoreline was not representative of the game
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Sites?
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>>64130339
Had a bit on the + and unders just because Lyceum doesn't seem to have a lot of fire power. Only beat University of Perpetual Help System Delta! 2-0.
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>Disallowed goal

WORRY.JPG
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>>64130369
Think it probably was, saw a bloke live tweeting from the game saying San Breda where lucky not to score a couple of times. Either way, I'm not gonna be surprised if this ends 4-0 or 10-0+ desu
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Have any of you guys ever attempted to write a program that predicts the outcomes of games using certain variables and factors that could influence the outcomes of games?
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>>64130457
>>64130369
*meant to say Breda were lucky not to concede a couple of times
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>>64130462
Its a fools errand unless you're being ultra autistic about it. With no exaggeration anything you do will be less reliable than something like using football manager to predict it and I'm certainly not saying that would be reliable.
reddit thought they had a program for predicting overs or ounders just by writing in a spreadsheet goals scored ay home and away, goals conceded home and away and a handful of other minor variables.
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value again on DC @ 3.25 GOGOGOOGOGGO
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>>64130600
ON HUGE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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>>64130600
ouch, well value just got blasted out. don't trigger anymore
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>>64130488
Fair enough, I only watched a shitty rball and I'd be lying if I said I sat there and watched it the length of the match but it seemed to me San Beda were well on top. Still I've had a medum on the + and I'll just live with it if it loses.
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>>64130569
I'm seriously thinking about it, it could be a fun little project and I can program. The information is out there, statistics and what not.. only thing you'd really have to figure out is what really influences a game. But you're also dealing with the psychology and momentum of players. Unless there are articles or social media accounts available about the players, it's hard to predict how the players are feeling (as another factor for potential success).
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MAPUA
A
P
U
A
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>>64130725
you're also competing with the betting companies who are doing the same thing with vastly more resources
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Mapua handi's desu.
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>>64130725
>only thing you'd really have to figure out is what really influences a game
yeah sounds easy lid
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>>64130757
Are you referring to matchfixing?
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>>64130695
Exactly the same man, I'm small on the +.. Just thought I'd let you know.
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>>64130762
I never said it was going to be easy, but I don't mind a challenge. Even if I could get it to a 90% success rate I'd be satisfied.
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>>64130914
>90% success rate

Kek you'd have an algorithm worth millions if you could achieve that lid
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>>64130968
Well, let's see shall we. I'll keep you guys updated.
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NZ getting btfo
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>>64130725
Put it this way: I did an extensive player-based model using response surfaces for EPL. With up to 20 variables for each player scrounged out 54% WR for overs/unders.

That is just on the cusp of profit when dealing with 1.91 odds, and as a small time bettor I can't make enough bets to cover the risk.
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Where do you bet at philpine soccer?
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>>64131029

How much have you looked into this already?
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>>64131113
Marathonbet, Fonbet, Betfair. As far as I know.
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>>64131065
Thanks for your input. I haven't yet figured out an algorithm, but I'm first going to focus on collecting the available data; the interpretation of data is another thing though.

Finding the correct variables to work with will most likely be the biggest challenge. I mean, it could be the weather (since some football teams prefer rain to pass the ball around faster) and other minor details that could influence things.

I know it's going to take ages and it might not yield the best outcomes initially, but you could have the machine learn and correct itself too; so either way, it's a fun project, especially since I'm invested in /sp/ related activities a lot.

>>64131181
See above.
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http://uk.soccerway.com/players/arnold-peralta/97531/
http://www.canal6.com.hn/destacado/ultimahora-asesinan-al-futbolista-hondureno-arnold-peralta.html
F
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>he's not on Vikings +13 @ 1.80

who /uac/ here?
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>>64131256

>Mara
>Fonbet

Literally beneath bubblegum.

It's only on the exchange too, how many people are backing the other side here? Can't imagine there is much liquidity.
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>>64131321
i'm on az +14 .;
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>>64131321

>making up lines
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>>64131404
at what odds, 1.04?
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anyone getting on T & T +6.5?
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>>64131270
Well this might of some interest to you then
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2200795-mugs-and-millionaires-inside-the-murky-world-of-professional-football-gambling

>>64131334
A few thousand
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metaknight do i cash out?
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>>64131460
mad?

>>64131523
was gonna go o6.5 match goals, was wondering what /bet/ thought
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>>64131523
On +6.75 myself with a small stake.
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>>64131523
Based on their showing the other night USA -6.5 seems more tempting but I'll admit I haven't checked team news.
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>>64131523
i am because slovakia told me to
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>>64131523
If theres one team i cba with in world football its the us womens team. Never know whos going to show up
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>strongest still 1-2
surreal, still up from o2.5 but that u3.5 and u4.5 would make me almost break even for today
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s t e

t

e
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>Didn't get on Brown TD anytime @2.2
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>>64131270
Good luck m7. At the very least, it's a bit of fun and I've definitely learned a lot about statistical analysis just from doing this.

You are very much correct in that finding the strongest correlating variables with winning (or goals scored) is a hard challenge, and that's why I started initially with a regression methodology, i.e. use the historical data to find what variables have the most influence on the outcomes.
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>>64131820

Everything Ste says is correct.
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>>64131820
man mackers really has the worst attitude

down hundreds of thousands of dollars yet he's always right
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>>64131820
Literally retarded. River Plate didn't pick up form until the end of the group stage. They tied at home vs a Peruvian team ffs. Altitude is really not going to change a match that much.
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>>64131820
>Also Bolivia national team been Argentina (With Messi playing), 6-1 in this exact stadium
>would be a for give conclusion
It's like trying to read a fucking Croatian speak English
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>>64131539
Cheers, still reading, but:
>they do their analysis on a team-by-team basis. They record every stat you can imagine and have a lot of programmers working out what price they should be betting on.

I'll probably be doing something along these lines, only basic at first.

>>64131886
>i.e. use the historical data to find what variables have the most influence on the outcomes
Yeah, that will be my first job. I think it'll be a never ending challenge though, however, it's good that you don't have invest to see whether you're right. The outcomes will come and your machine will learn anyway.
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>>64131820

>the bookies have no knowledge of geography
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>>64131550
DAC
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>>64131820
Ste is bang on the money, Can't understand why Mackers is arguing.
For all Mackers knows half the visiting team live in the high altitude part.
He is right about copa Lib but it onlt strengthens Ste's argument because those teams live in a country where max altitude is like 1500m and they very rarely play above that as opposed to Bolivian lads who might live at high altitude and will frequently play at high altitude even if their home side is low altitude.
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>>64130462
reddit did

for example it predicted a match to go 2-1 and to bet on u2.5
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>>64131930
do you know personally how much he is down?
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>>64132031
every day they post screencaps of him going batshit 'DOWN SO MUCH I'M CHASING WITH 80k'

so I suppose it's a lot
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>you now remember the 2014/early 2015 meme of "Fuck off Mackers is up (insert insane sums) this hour"
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>>64132055
>>64132031
He is down around £800k since JUne.
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>>64132096

Was a million at one point but he's still about even for the year
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>>64132113

few more weeks left

feel an implosion coming
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>>64132150
>>64132113
Think he's down about 10-20k for the year. With only a couple of weeks left to chase himself into the green and many of those days having nothing but shite on, we could be in for a fun time.
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>T&T game isn't kicking off for another half hour
Top kek
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The one thing I love about the United States is they are always so punctual with their kick off times, unlike those fucking Euros.
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wheres the cricket guy? is it worth re backing new zealand at 2.0
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need administration like AIR
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>>64132251
Wtb?
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>>64132195
>inb4 he wins an insane sum on some lotto shite and spends all of 2016 bragging how profitable PGA was in 2015
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>>64132291

Wew la, you do realise you can cashout?
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>>64132276
I just wish we had as many bookies as them
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>>64132291
i want to bet on that and join in the fun but i hate having a bet hover around in my bet slip for months
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>>64132312
Sounds about right tbf
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>>64132346

I can't cash out though. That's in the cash out section but it is just 'Unsettled'. They still have the market closed.
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>>64132346
You can't, cash out has been suspended for days
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>>64132306
Fancy US slags -2.75 FH
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>>64132383
please no
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>>64132359
>there is only one bookie

Odds been cunted anyway
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>>64132410
*spasticated
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>>64132378
>>64132379

Huh well I just cashed out the next day for penny losses because of the price drop.
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Surely if Notts administration was a lie then there is huge value on teams beneath them to be relegated right now?
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Hi lads. Quick survey.
What is your IQ and how much are you up in the last three months?
(Remember there is no need to lie on the internet)
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>>64132452
Also adding "do you think Notts Co will go in to administration?"
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>>64132452

Around 125.
Up maybe a few hundred from late september, October & November were shit. December been decent so far. Need spring like AIR.
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Which beady eyed mother fucker is lumping on USA?
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>>64132452
256 IQ
Up £7.6 million
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No Notts aren't going down

This person is itk
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>>64132452
8+ and 8+
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>>64132449

No because the favs for relegation are still favs and their prices have barely changed if at all
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>>64132592
>going down

Mean't admin, same thing, fuck it.
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Hi lads. Quick survey.
What is your cock size and how many times have you had sex
(Remember there is no need to lie on the internet.... I'm looking at you 'le 8+ man')
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>>64132452

There's almost no possibility to take a legitimate IQ test online so I don't know.
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>>64132602

ZING
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>>64132662
6 inches
Twice
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>>64132617

That isnt true at all they moved considerably.

>>64132662

>how many times

do you mean how many people? because it is hard to count the exact number of times I have had with every gf.
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>>64132662
7.5"
Can't even remember how many slags I've fucked
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>>64132592
>ever believing anything a woman says

top kek
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>>64132720
Yeah lets say how many people instead, didn't think that many of you DAC bastards would've had many girlfriends tbqh
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>>64132592

pmsl

that's my mums friend, asked her to post this to keep the odds higher, was topping up for days.
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slags stream where
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>>64132767

Most of the people here at night are somewhat normal.

It's the Neo-Marks who are the shitposting weirdos that lurk in the day.
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Joes pretend favourite team CSD Communicasiones are up double da's, 3-0 shots and evens for the win

Why aren't you on?
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>>64132662
6 inches, 14 women.
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Will the bulls hold out to secure the W?
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>>64132662
5 inches 11 women
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>>64132778
http://drakulastream.tv/soccer/usa-w-vs-trinidad-and-tobago-w-drs3d570a
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>>64132662

7.5 & 14 women.
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>>64132827
goal as posting ill
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>>64132662
6 and a bit
2 women, 1 man
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>>64132662
7 inches, 10+ women
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>>64132452
about 130

just started less than a month ago, from 50 to 100, to 15, to 170
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>>64132991
Le 8+ man has evolved

How are the double digits treating you lid?
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>>64132662
Slightly above average and I haven't kept count
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MAPUA
A
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U
A

+6.75 looking comfy as fuck
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>>64132991

2+ more in the last few weeks? Tell us about it.
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>>64133077
Disallowed... kek
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>>64132452
High school tested 122
Almost 2k
I hope so for whomever needs it.

>>64132662
7.9" :^)
14. Might add one tomorrow.
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>>64128201

Just here to say that this picture never fails to make me giggle.
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why has this us game not kicked off yet?
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>tfw 610 matches on tinder
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>tfw you could bet Tim Means via decision @ 2.50 and Team Means via KO/TKO/Sub @ 2.50 for sure profit

Literally no way he loses this.
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>>64133180
It was delayed an hour for some reason and >American games starting on time so an hour is likely more than an hour
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>>64133224

How sure are you?
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>>64132991
I've only shagged one bird at uni and I've just started third year. Swear I'm not even bad looking or that autistic. Someone with better chat or better dressed or more personality is at every club/ on every course.

How do you do it?
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>>64133291
ffs

cant even be arsed, off to bed.
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>>64133318

I'm sure. If Howard didn't pull out of his fight with Thatch he wouldn't be in the UFC. He looked terrible in his couple recent fights.
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>>64133319

Do you actually speak to girls?
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>playing a back 6
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>>64133319

Just need more balls and confidence desu. Its a numbers game really cause it doesn't matter if you get pied 10 times in a night if you end up with a bird at the end of it
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>>64133319
Club nights at the student union are the easiest places in the world to pull
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>>64133318

Told ya.
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>>64133319
Confidence mate, that's all it is. Never be afraid of rejection, if a girl says no... you just suck it up and go talk to another one.
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What's best Aussie bookie for sports betting odds? Also is there any bookies with live online inplay?

Tired of phone calls tbqh
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>>64133424
this, total numbers game.
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>>64133114

>I hope so for whomever needs it.

Cheers mate.

>7.9

Fuck off. That's literally in the top 0.01%. Post pics. No homo.
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>>64132482
"no"
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>>64133319
>be drunk
>flirt and dance with a drunk girl
>???
>profit
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ITS STARTED
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>>64133539

>can only profit from fixes
>can only fuck girls when theyre absolutely smashed

would pay a large stake to see you dancing too.
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>>64133319
you gotta hunt that pussy go after it dont stick with people you know, go on a mission to get a bitch by yourself
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>>64133575
>trusting a sober girl in a club
Worried for you mate.
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>>64133539
>being a rapist
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>>64132662
5.5
lost count
22 partners
23 years of age
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what is THE bet for nothcutt, he wins in the first round?
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>>64133575
>he thinks the skill in dancing matters
>he doesnt know its how you talk to her before and after

its not that hard to grab her hips and move in sync with her m8
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>griffin ejected

fuck why didnt anyone say something, could have bankrolled bulls ML
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>>64133690
>talking in a club
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>>64133539
spot on
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>>64133704
because this place is full of retarded autistics talking about their lack of sexual experience, instead of a good old den of degenerate gambling
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>>64133653

I actually noticed his odds increased in last 3 hours from 1.010 to 1.10 while Cody's dropped from 10.00 to 7.00. I'm not sure what people are thinking. I'm sure Pfister is the best wrestler he's ever faced, but I doubt he can do anything to Sage.
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>>64133319
Just put yourself out there lid. Rejection is the expectation. Acceptance the exception.

>>64133495
N-no.

>tfw your girlfriend always gives horrid oral where she scrapes the entire area with her teeth
>tfw random birds give world oral making you want to drop your girlfriend
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>>64133716
>not shouting at her if shed like a shot
>not letting her pick the shot while you buy it
>not asking her if shed like to go dance
>not doing as i stated
>not turning her around after some time of "dancing"
>not just kissing her without hesitation

picking up whores in the club is literally as easy as winning money on the vikings tonight

if you ask them if theyd like a shot and they say no, theres no chance of you going home with her anyway, if she says yes then youre halfway there m8. the only way to not go home with her at this point is to completely screw it up or smell really bad.
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>>64133319
man you're in a betting site and you're asking what's the deal with girls?

picking up girls is probably the most +ev activity out there. if you get rejected you lose absolutely nothing, instead you gain experience and you avoid wasting time. if you win well, you win
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>>64133690
>talking in a club
Guarantee you she doesn't hear a word you say
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>>64133770

I refuse to believe your dick is that big.

That's genuinely too big for most girls to even enjoy.

Mine is about 6.5 x 6 and most girls I have been with have been tight as fuck and had it 'hurt' them.
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Will be seeing so many of you in two weeks :^)
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>>64133770
>tfw your girlfriend always gives horrid oral where she scrapes the entire area with her teeth
I know that feel all too well
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>>64133956

/bet/ meet will be mint m8, can't wait!
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>>64133901
Meh, it does happen lid. A very close mate of mine has a 10inch... over 7 on the flop, he's really bashful about it and only lost his V plates at 24. (to a 6ft5 woman lel) Said he'd rather have it half the size if he could
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Can't believe Mapua still on a +1.5 on fonbet, they might still win this.
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>>64133956
>>64133998

What's this?
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>>64134026
up a fair bit on this game, handis have been more than generous
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>>64133901
Better believe it. I'm Afro-Dominican and 6'4 if that helps with the credibility.

Had an ex-girlfriend who rather did anal because it hurt less then when I put it in the front.

>>64133993
>That image
So true, kek.
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>>64134054
Euan has invited us all to his for NYE, gonna have a few beers then hit the clubs.
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Next match goes double figures, doesnt it?
>>
My cock is 5 inches and really thin
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Retirement stake on under 6 in the USA game.
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>>64134098
Very very likely.
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>tfw fucked 4 different women that weren't whores, ugly or drunker than i was
>literally never had a gf, handholdless
is this a bad thing?

disgusting refball, trinidad gk got the ball first and got karate kicked reeee
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>most powerful race
>filipino

I don't fucking get it. This is legit giving me autism
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Trader having a MARE.
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>>64134098
Oh yes
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>1-0

welp trini slags will be heartbroken now and the floodgates will open, they know they've already lost

+handis getting BTFO
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>that penalty given in the US slags game
Loving. Every. Laugh.
Slag officiating is truly dire
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>>64134158
>fucked 4 girls without holding any hands

what the fuck man
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>>64134220
>Slag officiating is truly dire
Pls m8. It still hurts.
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>>64134158
>tfw literally had threesome in club bathroom
>can barely talk to girls in the real world
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>>64134098
watch match tho
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>>64134271
Did you see that play that penalty call. Keeper punched the ball and took a knee to the stomach which is a penalty in slagball
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Right lids, get your predictions in for the St.Benilde vs EAC game in.

I'm going 10-0

Remember there is no need to lie on the internet.
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>>64134223
>touching her disgusting bacteria filled palms when there's an alternative place to grip in pretty much every position
puking here

>>64134220
i'm down today already and beyond large on this, will be teary eyed if that refball opens the floodgates, gonna chill for a while i don't need this in my life
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>>64134430

Where will carry it?
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>>64134430
Yeah thats about right, could go as far as 15-0, will definitely be taking -8.5 or lower.
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>>64134453
Unfortunately probably only mara/fonbet/betfair exchange. I've got a nice unlimited Mara though, still only £35 lays, but it's good enough for some late night student shite I suppose.
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>>64134497

There is literally no liquidity on the exchange. Where are you staking this?

inb4 mara or fonbet
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>offside

horrendous again
>>
Boyle had the last game on the skedge but didnt take it in because it was late. Worth a look.
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>>64134545
She was offside though
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>>64134586
This one will be late too though, using the same pitch la
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>>64134586
Did you get anything on the + handis in this one Euan m8?
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>>64134536
>mara or fonbet
Yes but some bubblegums do carry seemingly at random although rarely its on their schedule (maybe because they never kick off on time) so you just have to wait till kick off and frantically scout.
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>lost all mara shekels today and can't instantly withdraw anywhere else to profit off those greasy engineering mongs again
>sweating over trinidad slags is the only thing left
time to call it a night
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>all these usa chances
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>>64134750
Did you not smash Mapua + handis? I know max stakes were shit but so rebackable
>>
bet365 advisors are so uninformed it hurts. I asked if markets for remaining 4 fights in the UFC will be available in-play

>s-sadly not mister...

obviously they are opened already
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>Pronouncing it Paris Saint Germain
I hope you die in a fire you cunt
>>
IN PLAY ON SUPERLENNY

IM NOT JOKING
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>>64134819
would go absolutely crazy on it m8, but didn't have available monies on any bookies with quick withdrawals or ones that were carrying sadly, really regret not withdrawing in advance
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>imblying cloppers wont brick this 3
>>
>clippers shooting at 30%
how is the NBA not rigged again?
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>>64134838
you got any tips m8
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SHAKING for Mara to bring the game back on a -3.5
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honestly thinking about cashing out trinidad handis, i thought they were keeping the us out with good defense but then i checked out the stream and they are lucky as fuck, it should honestly be 5-0 now
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>>64135140

Not for this card. Have 2 bets for tomorrow and 3 for Saturday including one premium bet I stole from Luca Fury (one of few legit mma bettors). I'll do a write up before the card starts tomorrow evening.
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>>64135202
Ya plus they aren't at all fit. Will probably tire around the 65 minute mark. 5-0 FT is my guess
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>>64135201
Gonna go HAM if it's anything close to that
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>>64131820
>believe me I have looked into the stats
inb4 this is a new /bet/ meme
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>>64135294
nice one bruvva
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>>64135331
Probably will be 5-0 by the time it comes back. If ever. Sickening.
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>>64135390
It hasn't started yet though?
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>>64131820
This man is an utter spastic.
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>>64133476
Can any aussies help me out here?

What's your betting experience been like with different agencies.

I enjoy ladbrokes interface, but it's very basic and doesn't cover many games. World AFL specials too.

Crownbet is fucking me over atm with withdrawal policies. No good specials either, fuck Packer.

Sportsbet has accy specials for muggy mainstream football bets but worse head to head odds than ladbrokes.

Crownbet shite
Ladbrokes good for head to head ( Thinking betfair may be my best option for this)
Sportsbet good for muggy accys
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Has bovada switched to american odds for live betting? I have no idea how to read them?
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>>64135335
I like it lel
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>>64135478
You're right my bad. It appeared in-play on mara on a -3.5, but showed the game to be at HT, probably was the previous game showing up some way.
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>>64135575
betfair did the same
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>>64131820

He is literally thick as fuck.

>makes no diff where you grew up if you've lived somewhere else for a few weeks

did anyone else challenge him on this?
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>>64135575
kek you gave me a mini heart attack for a second there.
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>>64135624
no
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>>64135529
you know you can bet live at a pub or someshit on a tab machine?
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think northcutt can end this in the 1st, putting grandmas pension on it
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>>64135737

That's very likely to happen, but Cody might be wanting to stall Sage against the cage. Nevertheless there's value in KO for Sage in the first @ 2.20
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>>64135529
I generally use ladbrokes and sportsbet too, I avoid TAB, Crownbet. I've heard William Hill is good but very jewy with withdrawals.
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>tfw you fall in love with one of the slags in the games you bet on
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Sage "no wrestling" Northcutt
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I-its not coming back is it lids?
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what a fix from the ref

hilarious
>>
sage pls
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>>64136028
:( I-it might
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>>64136028
I'd give it till 5 or 10 past 4, They are consistently very late iwht their kick offs, like 30ish minutes late with each match another 30ish behind schedule.
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>>64136028
eyes barely open waiting... please..
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damn how the fuck did pfister last the 1st round, just gets completely BTFO round 2
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>bet365 had US slag DC at 1.001 a few seconds ago
Literally value
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>>64136208

wrestling. ref even stood up the fight because Sage was getting btfo on the ground
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>>64136336

lumping on this when it unsuspends
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>>64136383
Unlucky lad
>>
lol keeper
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why are women so bloodthirsty, its 3-0 youve won they cant even pass their way out of their own half fucking chill already
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thank you sage
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>T&T next goal went from @26 to @11
Hmmmmm
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>>64136028
Time to cancel the Christmas presents.
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what is this trinidad coach thinking sending walcott on this early
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Next filipino game is possible goldmine too but I don't see that being in play for about an hour and a half yet and I just dunno I can stay awake that long for something that might not come in play anyway.
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>>64136808
even if its in play the line will be shit
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>>64136808
My thoughts exactly Arellano should absolutely spank, really don't know if I can hack staying up though.
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>didnt take Vikings +10
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>>64136994
>Didn't take Cards u28.5
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absolutely trembling at the thought of the opening line for warriors celtics game tomorrow
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>>64137539
jumping on the celtics handicap?
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>>64137589
nah warriors handi, people been overrating the fuck out of the celtics lately.
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>>64137706
where would you draw the line, reckon warriors will get away with -7.5?
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>bookies changing the line for Rose when they realized how much taller she is
>>
>they didn't bet on Rose @2/1
Literally free money
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>>64137829
anything around 5 or 6 points im definitely getting on, the celtics have a smaller lineup and have been getting wins off tough teams and people want the warriors to get their first loss, i can only hope people will push the line in bostons favour throughout the day
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>>64137887
its not even close. all that free money i could have had off rose
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>>64138062
>aftertiming
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>>64138112
Bet on Rose as she was walking out lmao
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>>64138136
post slip
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>>64138159
100 on Rose, Weidman and Aldo
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>>64128201
>that fuckin picture
Probably one of the least true statements in history.
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>>64138177
thats not a slip u mong
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>>64138177
>weidman at 1.7
>aldo at evens

ridiculous
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>>64138066
>>64137829
Celtics is the play IMO (probably +7). They're a solid team (especially at home), Thompson will probably be out or at least not 100%. Matchup suits them as well
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>>64138327
>>64138327
>Matchup suits them as well

good goy
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What happened to the 3 am ko game? I got matched O6.5 but it was void.
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>>64138501
Never properly came in play anywhere, fuck knows what happened to it.
>>
>-5
>-6 before I could get anything on
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>>64138501
Based on the on time kick off of this game I think they may have cancelled the 3am game for some reason.
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>>64138367
It does though. Bradley is one of the best on ball defenders in the league so he'll draw Curry I would imagine. If Curry is held to 30 and Thompson is out (decent possibility) and Barnes is out (confirmed), where else are the Warriors going to get significant points? Green has looked tez on this road trip scoring-wise except against Brooklyn and Bogut is useless on offense. I think best case scenario for the Warriors would be a 10 point win, but that's asking a lot.
>>
Small on -6 tbqh
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>>64138367
They'll have to turn to Livingston or Igoudala, and I don't think they'll be able to bring enough to cover 7 points. Warriors probably win by 3-5 in all likelihood
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>>64138714
im not getting on anything close to double digits but this meme of anyone outmeming the warriors is getting ridiculous.
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>>64138367
trust me, get on Celtics +7.5
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>>64138834
The line won't be less than 6 unless Thompson is out. This is going to be a repeat of the Jazz game
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>>64138834
>>64138871
And if Livingston starts in place of Thompson, I'd take the overs on points for him. Bradley would be on Curry leaving Thomas on Livingston, which isn't a fair matchup since Livingston can back him down all day
>>
Refuse to believe this side that conceded twice to EAC doesn't get rekt here but am getting concerned at lack of goals
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>>64139115
111111111111
>>
>Get to the party late because of Fifa
>Just in time to stake before the first goal

Lets get this party rolling.
>>
>>64139163
Really can't see this ending under about 6/7-0 tbqh
>>
ERA PENAL
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>>64139163
You lucky fuck. I saw them open on a -5, got hammered to -6 2quick4me and I end up rage staking -6 and being too afraid to reback at the -4.5
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>>64139222
>Get on -4
>3-0 already

Top kek.
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>>64139222
Are you me? I've done exactly the fucking same. sweat together lid
>>
444444444444
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>>64139264
Offside kek
>>
Why bet on slags footy when you can bet on slags punchy face?
>>
pls one more goal this half
>>
IMAGINE being so beta you can score 3 goals in 6 minutes and none in the remainder of the first half. Imagine that scenario with some underweight Filipino engineering students..
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>>64139646
women's soccer bets not going too well i take it?
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>>64139692
>metashite in charge of even following a conversation
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>>64139646
Need 3 more goals.
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>>64139646
Entire continent is low test desu. Pretty sure they all turn into ladyboys upon graduation.
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>>64139765
would wife #1 desu
>>
Always nice when the current score is 3-0 and the ht score was 4-0.
>>
>Score immediately after HT

Every single time.
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>>64139883
>forgetting the pic

also 4444444
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Need to not for damage control. 3 more for a perfect night. Come on boys
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its 5
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Score you Filipino fucks
>>
reminder that leicester are still 3.00
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>>64140249
lads, lads, lads. settle down. just move on to dota bets, way more fun to bet on, AND more profitable. imagine watching an irrelevant women's game AND losing money. I don't think I could live.
>>
Arellano please have six

>>64140259
You literally don't know what you're talking about. Its not even women's football.
>>
SIX
>>
Ayyyyy S I X

Officially time to get comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=213t3YeQosE
>>
7 total for AIR
>>
One more for profit please boys
>>
whats the smallest amount you guys have worked into a decent bankroll? Remembered yesterday I had 5 bucks sitting on a sportsbet account and have luckboxed my way to $400
>>
ok lids, help me out

wondering how this guy >>64126383 got that chart

is it on betfair? how do i find it?
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>>64140380
Contact the betfair helpdesk and ask for James Luxton.
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>>64140425
nice meme
>>
meh, refund is ok, should've won money there though
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sadness
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>>64140452
is this what you guys do at the end of a day of betting on indonesian slags tennis?
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>>64140786
Still more profitable than your tips m8
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>>64140786
>>64140883
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>>64140883
post slip, let's see it then
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>>64141096
>"more profitable"
>won't post slip
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Cairns Taipans -2 is the aussie bet. They lost on wednesday but are playing at home and will lift to win it.
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Wouldn't be friday without an addict bet
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>tfw banned from bet365, the only good live betting site in Aus & suck at pre-staking aside from that Vikings + line i gave them today
what do? try to be shrewd at horses like FlatAnon? my dad is a penny punting slug but pretty good accuracy rate on Horse Racing, should I get advice & follow his tips?
>>
>>64141268
shite odds tbqh. expect 1-2 goals in the match.
>>
>>64141268
Sydney have have a terrible time scoring, had 3 scoreless draws before last game. I think the draw or adelaide +1 was the bet
>>
>>64141274
how did you get banned?
>>
>>64141274
walk to your local pub or club and jump on the free wifi while betting live on the TAB machine. You dont even have to interact with humans until its time to cash in.
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>>64141305
The classic "not economic enough" excuse
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>>64141311
Good idea, does it have live streaming? or should I do it from the b365 app?
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>>64140897
>>64140883
yfw looking at my bet history...HOW MAD ARE YOU LOL
and that's just my live in play ufc bets LOOOOL
>>
>>64141323
most places will have multiple TVs with races, mainstream sports and shit. If you arent autistic you can ask them to change the channel. Or just stream on ya phone. If you live in a city there is good free wifi everywhere
>>
red card for sydney, lump on adelaide
>>
cairns/townsville 3 way margin. "any other result" is best bet @3.10. Cairns have pulled a decent lead but it wont stay that close.
>>
>>64141395

you got a stream thats keeping up with bet365? crictv is like a minute behind.
>>
>>64141410
why not just use the 365 stream?
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>>64141418

doesnt have it? just the match live thing with essentially just the ball position.
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>>64141410
its on sbs 2 mate, unless you are too trendy to have a TV
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>>64141424
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>>64141432

i moved house recently and must have thrown out my aerial. I have the roof aerial connection next to my tv but no cable.

>>64141435

probs because I'm aussie mate and as the other guy said, its on tv.
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>game 129
>still goalless
>>
>>64141462
who is this semen demon
>>
>>64141467
Ellyse Perry
>>
Adelaide 1-0 is THE bet. All over Sydney atm.
>>
U N I T E D
N
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>>64141610
you posted that after they scored.....
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>>64141616

it was before by what I was seeing on my stream. about 20seconds before. Wasn't expecting it that soon though. They will probably get in again and I'll lose my bet.
>>
For horses William Hill is by far the best book. Lay a decent bet and apparently don't limit if you are in negative balance. Traders just took £300 from me after I got a limiting email, can't believe it desu.
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>>64141626
oh shit sydney just scored 2 in quick succession
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>>64141635

It wouldn't matter if they did. I'm a tiny roller on sports I don't watch too much.

>the time I put on the bet though
>>
>>64141642
damn bad luck, was a good bet
>>
>>64141642
wasnt even serious about the 2 goals but they scored one as i was trying to say so
>>
>>64141665
>>64141645

yeah. ohwell. hopefully it doesn't end in a draw though. worst thing about soccer tbqh.
>>
>>64141681
I do tbqh, got $100 on a draw pregame at $3.60.
>>
>>64141691

well good luck to you then.
>>
>>64128201
im filipino and i am absolutely disgusted by this picture. fuck this gay world
>>
P E N A L T Y
E
N
A
L
T
Y
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fuckkkkkk miss it plz
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>>64141691

sorry m8. I put another 10 on 2-1 so I got my money back.
>>
alright lads gimme THE bets to chase losses on
>>
>>64141737
cairns from 4 down
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>Adelaide
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>>64141737
Bel abbes @1.8
-1 @3.75
>>
>>64141743
reminded me of when chelsea equalized against west ham while having 10 men, thank god for englands brave andy carroll
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>>64141744
what league family
>>
>>64141751
Algeria youth league
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>tfw at a work party tomorrow instead of sitting on /sp/ throwing away pennies
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>>64141771
>work party on a saturday
wot m8
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Comfy Dubai horse racing.

Always free money.
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>>64141774

it's our x-mas party m8

>he didn't get on cairns from 4 down for $4.90
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>>64141776
wtb?
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>>64141777
what kind of shit cunt workplace has their xmas party on a saturday?
literally never heard of this and i've been in the workforce for 11 years at a few different companies
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Ness Ziona -1,5 tbqhwyf
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>>64141783

its a family friendly day at a park before splitting off to get pissed.
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>>64141779
Chancing Crowdmania at 11.50 but already had my two bankers go in so it's just a small e/w.

Trainer/Jockey won the first two races v. easily so the horses seem in good nick.
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>>64141799
Plus it's @7 on William Hill and @11 on Bet365. I always find disparities like that encouraging as William Hill seem to price their horses in general more correctly and don't want to get fucked.
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>>64141812
you have a stream of dubai races? Gunna chuck a few dollars on that horse
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>>64141866
365 has a stream
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Need bel abbes goals like AIR
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Karabukspor u21 also getting juicy
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>>64141869
fill us in on how the race goes, dont have an account with 365 and dont wanna waste a sign up bonus by making an account. Got 10 bucks on each way heh
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>>64142006

lead until 250 to go then crossed in 3rd.
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Brb suicide
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Deportivo La Coruna @ a +3 handicap against Barcelona is insane value @ 2.10
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>>64142112
"no"
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Think i might get sacked soon lads. Exhausted because I stayed up til 4am waiting for a greasy student game that never appeared and I've been sulking still over the nz slags game. Boss said he wants to see me at half 4 and he's not a happy man.
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>>64141786
>>64141996
HUP HUP
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Gonzaga/Erokhin under 1.5 rounds is THE bet lads, they are gonna use a small cage too thus increasing the finishing rates.

Also Lobov/Hall under 1.5 is a decent bet too IMO.
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Has Notts County disbanded yet lads?
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Pesto lads
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small on inter baku draw, it's azerbaijan and the ref just gave the most blatant foul as a dive for sumqiyat
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who /min/ here?
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What you lads thinking for the weekend?
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>>64143001

Acca of all the 5 star teams on FIFA. They're good so it should win.
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>>64143001
Bournemouth dnb
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Done it all wrong lids.
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is beach football the comfiest meme sport to watch? it's like asphalt footie with the lads as a youngin with nothing but flicks bycicle kicks and meme sand deflections
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What could I do to cause notts county to go into administration?
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Nevin Reyes @nevinreyes 10h10 hours ago
#NCAASeason91 football: Lyceum vs Mapua ends in a 1-1 draw, St. Benilde clinches win over EAC via default due to lack of players.

Need someone here to fly over and sign up for a women's studies degree at EAC and walk onto the football team.
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>>64143316
>One slag away from dumping my lifesavings on -3.5

ffs
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>>64143316
preferably a buddhist, those seething EAC students have serious temper issues
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>>64141358
>hides the stakes
>hides the odds
>clearly a couple cashouts

pleb
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>>64143313
open a bookie, sign a sponsorship deal, continuously report losses, dont pay sponsorship money

all before may
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>>64143363
>giving him his first (You) after 20 posts
come on lad, are you his accomplice or something s m h

also
>on saoura dnb, other team gets red and saoura equalises
>concedes a goal 2 minutes after
>saoura equalises again in the 85th
>disallowed
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>>64143316
Fucking bitces
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>>64143316
It's not women's football though
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>>64143316
where does one wager on this
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>>64143427
>>64143461
come on lads, he never implied that, anon said women's studies because it's literally the memest degree you can get
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Daily reminder to listen to Hotline Bling atleast twice a day
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>>64143512
>Final year dissertation
>"Patriarchy, patriarchy, patriarchy" repeat 10000 times
>Congratulations anon, here is your doctorate
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>>64143363
still waiting to see your slip champ
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>>64143512
>>64143657
Perma-virgin plumbers detected
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>>64143684
only a leftie student rent boy could think women's degree has any sort of merit
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>>64143743
Reminder not to reply and encourage him.
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>>64143743
Imagine being intimidated by intelligent women pmsl. Please just have sex even if you have to pay for it.
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Reminder that this is why metaKnight gets mad when we talk Filipino college football
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>>64143759

Are you this much of a mouth-breather that you can't even follow the converation?

He is talking about womens studies degrees. Not ANY degree that women study.

I think you are the one who needs to have sex.
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>>64143776
zzzzzzzzz can you please just stop mentioning him? The only reason he posts on here is to shit up the thread and so shitlords like you give him attention.
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>>64143794
>The only reason he posts on here is to shit up the thread
Do you have a mirror handy?
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>>64143792
Do they not teach you how to spell on your bricklaying course? Of course I know he's talking about women's studies you absolute melt and it's a degree as valid as any other. I'm sorry that you have to put the kettle on for Daz and the lads every day at work and it pains you to see others get ahead while you're making minimum wage pmsl.

PLEASE just have sex you fedora tipping virgin. No one as bitter as you could possibly have ever had it.
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>>64143820

> Of course I know he's talking about women's studies you absolute melt and it's a degree as valid as any other.

So you are saying any subject that is invented and then provided at a university is worth as much as any other degree?

I am aware I am being trolled and dont even give a fuck.
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Lids, lids, lids.
What is THE bet for tonight?
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>>64143863
>So you are saying any subject that is invented and then provided at a university is worth as much as any other degree?

Nice strawman, please keep up with the conversation dear. Would love to test your chin, you penny punting, BTEC-taking, tea-making little scrote.
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>>64143876

I am just wondering why you say it is as valid as any other.

What about degrees in surfing? Are they also as valid?
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Lads, is NZ @1.44 a good bet? I don't know anything about Sri Lanka's batsmen but 431 seems like a pretty big chase.
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large on pirin 0ah from 0-2down,
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>>64143957
utter utter utter, conceded as i posted,
looked almost too good to be true as pirin in great home form, creating more chances and sofia aren't that good on the road
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>>64143932
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>>64143869

Me ending up at a swatzklub in Malmö @ 4.5
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>Norwegian friendly
>o2.5 line

Pmsl, thanks bookies
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Is there a site like soccerway but for handball? Shit's fun as hell to watch.
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>>64144152

http://www.scoresway.com/?sport=handball&page=home
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lads, lads, lads, i've been winning too much free money from based365,

please give me some dank accy's to toss away a few hundred on.
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>>64144106
Gonna make Calijah's weekly wage on this one tbqh
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MA NA MA SURREAL

>>64144106
on, scandinavian friendly overrs in general are WORLD
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>>64144106
>>64144219
I'm assuming overs is the bet, right?
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>>64144232
Ends 4-3
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>>64144232
see>>64144227
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a simple comparison for your consideration
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1111111111
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1111111111111111
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>>64144292
>ball chasing
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222222222222
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222222222

Over 2.5. Imagine.
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>Overs gonna get there in the first half
Comfy as fuck desu
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>>64144304
>>64144305

>tfw didnt get on now ill have to see 22222222222222222222 33333333333333333333333 444444444444444444444444 5555555555555555555555555 etc. for the next hour
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>>64144436
I know this feel
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zzzz didn't re-back the o3.5 in time, can't be mad about such easy money i guess
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3333333333333 (THREE)
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3333333333

mfw Calijah's pay cheque in 27 minutes unlucky lid
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Shaking at the slags value, soccerway babby bookies beyond clueless
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>austrian indoor soccer

lel remember that time we tried to beat the bookies on this and failed miserably
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What is a good soccer bet for today guys? I heard there's good tips on this site, please don't fail me!

I lost half of my christmas present money so far this month. hopefully the wife won't mind a light stocking this year :P
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You have 5 seconds to tell me why I shouldn't put my entire roll on warriors -5.5
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>>64144700

You should. I already have.
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Pmsl imagine being a clueless trader and pricing Leuven W up on a +1.5 and thinking you've done a good job. Would love to see the utter fear in whichever numpty's eyes priced that up when he sees Leuven have won at FT and knows his boss is going to give him a right good bumming. Can't believe betting can be so easy at times.
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blogging about the card at Tampa Bay Downs in the telegram group today. 5mtp in the 2nd. the 1 is pure class and will smash the field, but the value is in the 2 to place
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>>64144756
the 1 is @ 4/5 at the track but the clueless bookies at bovada have it set at the morning line @8/5. possibility for clueless americans to green up
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>>64144786
which is the good horse to back? i've never done horse betting but i'd like to give it a go
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>>64144836
the 1 if you can smash bovada. the 2 for value to place in the real world
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>>64144756
4 beats the the 1 and the 2 at the turn. no one else close. sorry if you got on lads.
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based norway friendlies, gluttony really does pay off sometimes
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There are people ITT who are not betting on dota...the state of /bet/...sad
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>>64144954

post tips instead of shitpost, impressed me yesterday desu
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pretty nice value on mineski @ 4.00
i put a bit on
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Classic croatia 2/1
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filipino dota players...almost as bad as filipino soccer players LOL
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Leuven W do not lose this, +1.5 a silly line. All rball mutuals support a draw.
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>>64143684
There's huge money in plumbing you melt
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>tfw just got home from shelf stacking
>tfw seen a bet and think im onto a worldie
>tfw some betting god is probably going to take my money

feels bad
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>>64145106
Pmsl at this clueless plumbing apprentice back from his 10 hour shift making tea trying to justify his sad little existence. Please have sex.
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>>64145121

He is right if you are smart enough to own a plumbing business. (Joseph Valente)

Working as a low level plumber sounds like shit though.
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>>64145121

As creator of the apprentice joiner gimmick I can confirm that the other anon is correct and I would appreciate you using my gimmick correctly.

Thanks x
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Anyway were onto the turf for the 3rd for a mile and 16. Looking at the 8. First time as co-favorite and Best turf breeding in the field and runs well at this distance. Looked poor last time out but I'll put that on the wet track and shortening to 7f.

The 6 while not as well bred, showed the ability to win at this distance over the spring and summer, but tailed off a bit when late August rolled around. Always has performed when favored and did well at a higher class in the summer

Looks like the 6 goes off as a slight favorite but I think the 8 has a tad bit more. No one else close in the field
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>>64145164
You aren't flatanon so stop trying
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>>64145101
Loses
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>>64145181

>stop posting tips in /bet/

PLEASE have sex.
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BritTurk surreal desu.
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>>64145101
why?
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>>64145185
Please tell me one reason why this isn't value, Leuven are shit obviously but line should be +0.5. Heist have been riding their luck for too long and are shit too.
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lads lads lads ;)

its friday once again, any plans for tonight? ;)
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>>64145211

???
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leuven slags already up lel, traders sweating
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>>64145211
I'm not BT lid.
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>>64145236
Sure lid. ;)
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>>64145181
the 8 just romped, sorry I tried to get you some dominos money lad
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>>64145236
Imagine pretending to tip something that you didn't

>>64145211
Np lid :^)
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>>64145267
went off at 2/1 irl. Bovada had it at 4/1. tears if you can't bash bovada with us rn
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>>64145284
>>64145264
:^)
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>no /bet/ in title
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>3 red cards
>Zagreb
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>tfw no spirited dutch handball goalkeeper gf
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Looking at race 4, the 7 is a clear favorite and its obvious why, his speed numbers leap off the page and he's made a career smashing tomato cans at this level.

I thought highly of the 2 when trained by my guys Englehart and Jacobsen, but this new trainer is clueless and trying to lengthen out.

But, I think we can find value in the 3. The horse has the ability to run the speed needed to win here and has won at higher levels of class. The form looks bad because the clueless trainer shortened to 6f last time out but at a return to a mile and a 16th i think he has life. Should go off at 16/1 at the track BUT clueless bovada has it at 30/1. Play it across the board on Bovada if you can.
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>>64145568
7 Romps, 2 is a clear second, and 3 with a cheeky place and we're UAC
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>>64145663
nice m9
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need a lucon goal like A I R
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Seraing Reserves so much value
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>>64145801
I'm guessing Lux/Mackers thinks so too with that line
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>>64145801
DACers pls
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>>64145818
mackers
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>>64145801
BRAINS
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5th is a maiden claimer on the turf so there isn't a whole lot to be divined here but I'll take a crack anyway. Wish the 6 hadn't scratched as it had the best breeding of the bunch. No clear favorite as frankly none of these horses are any good. Don't see why the 8 is favored, seeing as it couldnt break its maiden at a lower level, and has never shown the necessary speed to do it.

That said I think the 1 has a bit of value. Its shown the speed in the past and has good enough breeding for the field. But when you see a form that long its tough to pick it to win, but you might get some value at a place here.

the 9 is well bred, has competent connections, and isn't a proven non winner yet like the 1

Both the 9&1 are making big class drops and if the price is right throw them on the slip, but remember this is a maiden claimer, anything could happen.
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>liepajas blows a 10 point lead in the 4th
>winning by 3 with 6 seconds to go in the OT and they let them him an easy three pointer
>botches the next possession and proceeds to choke 2nd OT
i'm really not going make any money today, am i?
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never needed 2 more corners from a team ever in my life
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>>64146095
ADO lid?
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>>64146107
yes lid
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Jump on wolves, word is Notts are struggling financially
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>>64146211
>Nottingham Forest = Notts County
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>>64146107
>lid zijn van ADO, topkek
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>>64146264
>speaking in keyboard spam
topkek
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>>64146095
HUP
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does anyone honestly think mcgregor will lose to aldo? BE HONEST lads. Honesty is the best policy. If you think aldo will win, i'd like to know so i can know who to laugh at.
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>>64146400
how much have you got on mcgregoat?
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Ill not on Leuven
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MACKERS WANTS 20K ON STUTTGART +0.5
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any of you lads with ladsbrokes account melbourne victory slags ht/ft is still @4.3, around 3 on other bookies, wanted to get on sw but dropped below evens already so there isn't that much value in that
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>DAC Breda
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>>64146424
not too much, but not too little. Just the right amount. But if i wasn't a shrewdie i would be betting my bankroll on it because mcgregor is going to fucking annihalate aldo.
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Can imagine metaKnight screaming EEEEEEEEEEEASE during the work Christmas party tbqh
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>>64146595
i feel you lad, almost got on overs as GA would surely look to bounce back but the rball swerved me towards breda
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>>64146614
>if i wasn't a shrewdie
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>>64146614
>if I wasn't a shrewdie
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BT simply surreal
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>>64146726
>>64146750
whats so funny
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>>64146614
>if i wasn't a shrewdie
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>>64146791
lol fuck off ass wholes
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>>64146614
>if I wasn't a shrewdie
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In what world does College Europa -1.75 lose?
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unders in the Denmark Montenegro slags handball gane
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>>64146614
>if i wasn't a shrewdie
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>>64145941
Nice to come back from my wage slave meeting to see 9 win. lets see if I can shake out the 8th&9th for you guys and keep this run going
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>metaknight using british proxies
>people still replying to his obvious bait
don't know which option is sadder t b h

>>64146879
you on from 1-0 liddo?
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>>64146614
>if you weren't a shrewdie
>if
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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>>64146879
small on -1.5 tbqh
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metaknight resorting to British proxies for attention
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>>64146987
Reserve keeper playing a blinder ffs
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Need this to come in to break even
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>>64147001
>metaknight resorting to British proxies for attention
is it really attention if all the replies are himself? that's like master baring and telling people you got laid
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>>64147056

CALIJAH
A
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A
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WE ARE ON PAGE 8

NEED A NEW THREAD ASAP
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Oil i know you're lurking here somewhere
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>>64147102
Make one then paki
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Fucking score you nonces
>>
What is wrong with these Gibraltarian shite bags
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>>64147123

I'm not a paki you virgin.
>>
A truly dire field in the 8th at Tampa Bay Downs. Cannot remember seeing a maiden field this packed to the gills with horses that will never cut it.

That said, the clueless oddsmakers working out of a fucking shed out on some canadian reservation are kind enough to be paying zero attention to this track, giving us a chance to take the two horses with any "quality" at a better price then at the track.

Just looking at the speed numbers, we can see that only two horses are capable of running the race required here, the 10 and the 4. One of those two should finally break through, but we can get the 10 at 2/1 on bovada as opposed to 6/5 at the track.

I'd say I prefer the 4 but the value is with the 10, either way they both should pay a bit.
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>>64147208
>le tip every favourite man
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>>64147226

>le get mad at people tipping man
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>indoor soccer

lmao what the fuck is this shit?
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>>64147226
>le not understanding that value is value mug
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>>64147237
>stacking shelves as a job
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Fuck off Gibraltar, Spain can have you back.
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>>64147208
the 7&9 can also be had for 30/1 when they're at 14-1 and 13-1 respectively at the track. Don't think they're good horses, but a maiden field this dire is ripe for lotto bets
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Missed this
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NEW

>>64147267

>>64147267

>>64147267
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>>64147226
earlier in the day the tips were pretty good for everyone, but here is just a case of bovada being out to lunch.

Besides, we hit a few longer ones early, and have been paid on every single race. Pretty nice day at track
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